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Synced and correcte by Katniss Everdeen.
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Mom, could you be a doll
and grab me that pillow?
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Excuse me?
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You may get it yourself, young lady.
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Perfect timing.
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Louie, could you be a lamb and
levitate that vase over here?
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You got it, frankzilla.
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Oops, sorry.
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No worries, bud. Try again.
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Float me over that piano
bench and that lamp.
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That's almost too easy.
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Ah, perfecto.
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Wait, what's going on here?
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Simple.
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I know you so well that I figured
out exactly how you mess up.
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I ask for a vase, I get a pillow.
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This is an outrage!
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That's enough, Frankie.
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I'm tired of you messing
with people in this house.
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I don't mess with people.
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I beg to differ.
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In my defense, that was meant for Taylor.
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I am done. For one whole week,
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you are forbidden to
harass anyone in this house.
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Understood?
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But harassing is my favorite
after-school activity.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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Well, it stops now, or I will
confiscate your phone and your tablet.
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Thank you, Michelle.
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Now that I know Frankie
won't be messing with me,
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I can relax and haunt like a rock star.
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What's that? You got nothing?
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Thought so!
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Time to roll.
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(Spooky rock music)
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♪ If you move into a haunted house ♪
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♪ You gotta try to work things out ♪
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♪ So if you're living
with a ghost or three ♪
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♪ You gotta be one
big, semi-scary family ♪
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♪ Don't know how we ended up this way ♪
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♪ But I guess you could call us ♪
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♪ The haunted hathaways
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♪ the haunted hathaways
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♪ the haunted hathaways
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♪
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♪ The haunted hathaways
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♪
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Hey, girls.
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Hey, Meadow.
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Would you look at us?
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Walking the halls, having some
laughs, giving me a cool nickname.
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We haven't given you a nickname.
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Which is why I made this
handy list of suggestions.
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Meadowrella, the dough
dog, mayor mcMeadow...
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Scott tomlinson.
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I'm not sure I get that
one, but I'll write it down.
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No, Scott tomlinson.
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Taylor's had a crush on him for months.
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What's so great about him?
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I mean, besides the silky hair,
the steely eyes, the chiseled...
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okay, I get it now.
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Too bad he'll never know who I am.
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Come on.
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We just have to find a way
to get him to notice you.
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Fyi, I can get you a pretty
sweet deal on a flock of doves.
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- He's so cute.
- Perfect!
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What time do you want the doves delivered?
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P.S., they'll bite if you show fear.
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Or I bake him a good luck
cake for his upcoming game.
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Taylor, are you sure about this?
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Sometimes these super-cute varsity
jocks can be super-cute jerks.
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Hey, everyone, pipe down!
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See?
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(Cat meowing)
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All: Aww!
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Sorry I raised my voice, guys.
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I was just worried about
this lost little fella.
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Oh, I'm baking that boy a cake.
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(Screams)
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What's goin' on? (Screams)
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I mean, I like your hair.
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What's wrong?
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It was terrible. I was asleep.
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I heard chains rattling,
and when I opened my eyes,
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I saw some hideous creature
floating above my bed.
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Lucky.
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It was not lucky. The
whole house was shaking.
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I hope everything's okay...
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With my Scott cake.
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I think I know what's going on.
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This house has ghosts.
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I mean, other ghosts.
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I don't know who this joker thinks he
is, but I say we catch him and hit him
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with one whopper of a lecture.
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My cake's okay.
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You should get a brush.
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I can't believe another ghost
would dare haunt my house.
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Have they not heard about me?
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Are those footie pajamas?
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Let's stay on point.
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It's probably a squatter ghost.
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They come into the house uninvited
and try to scare everyone out.
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I say bring it on.
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No one's going to squat on Louie Preston.
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You come into my house,
I'm gonna flush you out.
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Oh, man.
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You said flush, and then you...
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Frankie.
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Did your best.
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I got to go.
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Little help?
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(Toilet flushing)
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The cake is in the locker.
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Is that code for something?
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It's code for I put the
cake in Scott's locker.
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What's in the cage?
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I got you a dove.
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Fyi, if you care about your
fingertip, do not pet it.
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Oh, my gosh. Here he comes.
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Hey, Scott.
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It's me.
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Taylor hathaway.
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Hey.
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So, find anything
interesting in your locker?
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Um, no.
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Nothing worth mentioning.
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So, I'm gonna go now.
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What was that?
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Maybe he just didn't see it in there.
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Pretty sure he did.
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Not interested?
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Boy, that guy does not like cake.
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Good thing we didn't use the dove.
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All right.
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Let's show this creep this
is a no-haunting house.
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Louie, set up the ghost camera.
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Dad, turn on the ghost trap.
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I'll put out the scones.
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(Sniffs)
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We're not animals.
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Okay.
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All ready for bed.
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It's only 7:00.
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That's what you're going to sleep in?
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- I'm gonna be on camera, right?
- Yes.
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Then yes.
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So, how's all this going to work?
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Okay, at bedtime you'll sleep
on the couch while we keep watch.
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When this ghost trap senses haunting
vibrations, the lid drops and wham!
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We've got our ghost squatter.
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Are you sure it's safe?
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Relax, we won't let
anything happen to you, bait.
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I mean, Michelle.
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I can't believe Scott
turned out to be such a mean,
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cake-hating,
chocolate-smearing jerk.
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Who knew there was a heart of darkness
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behind those steely eyes,
silky hair, and chisel...
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thank you, Meadow.
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I just wish there was a
way to teach him a lesson.
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Payback, huh?
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Yeah, but I could never
do anything like that.
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Right.
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You could never do anything like that.
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I'm just going to forget about it.
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Exactly.
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You can just forget all about it.
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What are you winking at?
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Did I wink?
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I'm gonna get us something to drink.
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Psst.
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Ponytail.
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I couldn't help but overhear
your conversation with my sister.
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What about it?
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So, here's the thing.
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I've been told I can't tease, mock,
or torture anyone in my family.
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You're looking for revenge,
and I'm looking for a way
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to mess up someone's day.
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You interested?
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What you got in mind?
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Here's a few samples of my work.
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You're hired.
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(Low rumbling)
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(Device beeping)
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We got him!
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Oh, yeah, that's what happens
when you mess with the prestons!
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Guys, where's my mom?
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(Piano rumbling)
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Thank you, one and all, for
staying awake and protecting me.
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Must not tease.
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You ladies step back, 'cause I'm guessing
we're about to see one nasty, ugly,
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terrifying...
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all: Miles?
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Hey, guys. Did we get him?
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Wait.
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Why am I...
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no!
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What?
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Excuse me, Spock ears.
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Hey, I find that nickname very offensive.
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My name is turdlington.
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Know what?
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Just call me Spock ears.
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Why are you putting books
in Scott tomlinson's locker?
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This is my locker.
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- Your locker?
- Yeah.
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And by the way, you really upset my
girlfriend with your little love cake.
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Wait, wait, so your girlfriend
smashed the cake in my locker?
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Wait, wait, you have a girlfriend?
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That's right.
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This vulcan's off-limits.
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Guys, I know you've been wondering.
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I nursed that lost kitten back
to health and found its mama.
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His name is Kirby.
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(Whispering) I love you.
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Taylor, I've got great news.
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Mine's better. I just found
out that it wasn't Scott
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who smeared the cake. I
put it in the wrong locker.
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He's not a jerk.
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What's your great news?
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I put a touch-sensitive
football filled with mustard
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in Scott's backpack, that's set
to explode when he takes it out.
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But it doesn't sound so great now.
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Mustard?
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All over Scott?
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Sensitive, kitten-saving Scott?
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I also included a five-page note
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about what a jerk he is and
signed it "Taylor hathaway."
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What?
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Plus a photo of you, in
case he forgot who you were.
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Why would you do that?
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I said I didn't want to do anything.
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And you didn't do anything.
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You really need to stop that.
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The horror! The horror!
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I know.
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That eye patch on Michelle
was not a good look.
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Not that.
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I can't believe I'm the
ghost who's been haunting her.
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Why don't I remember it?
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Because you were sleep-haunting.
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It happens when a friendly ghost like you
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doesn't haunt enough when he's awake.
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You're just lucky I didn't wake up.
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Could've really hurt you, bro.
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It's snuggle time. (Laughs)
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If you'll excuse me.
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You got to help me. I'm a monster.
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Son, the only way you'll stop sleep-haunting
is to haunt while you're awake.
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You got to get it out of your system.
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Haunt? On purpose?
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Well, if that's what it's gonna take.
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Miles, are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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Dad, let's haunt.
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I've been waiting a long
time to hear those words!
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I still can't believe you put an exploding,
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mustard-filled football in
Scott tomlinson's backpack.
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So, we're not at the
laughing-about-it stage yet?
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Guess not.
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All right. We need that ball.
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You go over and talk to Scott, while
I sneak up behind him and take his bag.
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Cool, our first mission.
262
00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:20,501
Operation: Get the bag.
263
00:13:20,503 --> 00:13:25,273
You should name future operations.
264
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:27,909
Hi, Scott. Looking forward to practice?
265
00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:32,280
Practice. Thanks for reminding me.
266
00:13:33,549 --> 00:13:36,484
He took the bag into the boys' locker room.
267
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,853
Yeah, that's not good.
268
00:13:38,855 --> 00:13:41,489
Now what?
269
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:42,523
I am not going in there.
270
00:13:42,525 --> 00:13:43,624
Do you have a better plan?
271
00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:46,227
- Actually...
- That doesn't involve doves?
272
00:13:46,229 --> 00:13:49,197
I do not.
273
00:13:49,199 --> 00:13:50,932
What are we gonna do?
274
00:13:50,934 --> 00:13:51,632
All: Crush 'Em.
275
00:13:51,634 --> 00:13:53,501
And how are we gonna do it?
276
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:54,969
All: By crushing 'Em.
277
00:13:54,971 --> 00:13:57,004
And then what're we gonna do?
278
00:13:57,006 --> 00:13:59,106
All: Crush 'Em again.
279
00:13:59,108 --> 00:13:59,574
No.
280
00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:01,242
We're gonna go read to the elderly.
281
00:14:01,244 --> 00:14:04,345
You guys saw my sign-up sheet, right?
282
00:14:04,347 --> 00:14:07,014
All: Yeah!
283
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:11,452
What up, fellas?
284
00:14:11,454 --> 00:14:14,989
You got room for two more recruits?
285
00:14:19,194 --> 00:14:22,630
Let's crush stuff!
286
00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:25,900
All: Yeah!
287
00:14:29,271 --> 00:14:30,638
How'd the haunting go?
288
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,907
Tough day out there.
289
00:14:32,909 --> 00:14:34,675
Tough day.
290
00:14:34,677 --> 00:14:36,277
I can only haunt when I'm angry.
291
00:14:36,279 --> 00:14:40,448
I tried, but I just
couldn't get mad at anything.
292
00:14:40,450 --> 00:14:44,952
I'm so frustrated I could...
293
00:14:44,954 --> 00:14:48,289
Hand out these lollipops.
294
00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:50,124
You sicken me.
295
00:14:50,126 --> 00:14:53,294
Ooh, lemon!
296
00:14:53,296 --> 00:14:53,928
Hello?
297
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:57,565
If anybody in this room can
make Miles angry, it's me.
298
00:14:57,567 --> 00:14:59,567
Have you seen my work?
299
00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:02,169
It's true. She has a gift.
300
00:15:02,171 --> 00:15:07,174
Thanks, Louis, but as you know, my
talents haven't been appreciated of late.
301
00:15:07,176 --> 00:15:09,110
Please, Michelle, let Frankie loose.
302
00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:12,046
I can't stand the thought
of haunting you again.
303
00:15:12,048 --> 00:15:15,216
You saw yourself in those pigtails, right?
304
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:16,984
Mmm.
305
00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:17,652
All right, Frankie.
306
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:22,390
I know I sound like an awful
mother right now, but be yourself.
307
00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:27,194
I didn't hear "please."
308
00:15:27,196 --> 00:15:30,164
I said it with my eyes.
309
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:32,733
Yes, ma'am.
310
00:15:37,272 --> 00:15:38,239
Now's our chance.
311
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:42,076
Let's just grab Scott's
bag and get out of here.
312
00:15:42,078 --> 00:15:43,711
Don't forget the note.
313
00:15:43,713 --> 00:15:45,646
And the note.
314
00:15:45,648 --> 00:15:46,681
And the photo.
315
00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:49,684
You're killing me.
316
00:15:49,686 --> 00:15:51,352
(Whistle blows)
317
00:15:51,354 --> 00:15:52,753
Okay, guys.
318
00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:56,424
Let's see some inchworm spirit!
319
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,693
All: Yeah!
320
00:15:58,695 --> 00:16:01,495
Yeah!
321
00:16:04,633 --> 00:16:06,100
Who are you guys?
322
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:11,005
Uh, we're the new transfer students.
323
00:16:11,007 --> 00:16:13,240
And we're boys.
324
00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:14,575
Kind of scrawny-looking.
325
00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:15,543
I get that from my mom.
326
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:18,446
Some people think we're sisters.
327
00:16:18,448 --> 00:16:24,118
Uh, what he meant to say was,
drink plenty of water, yo.
328
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:24,785
Thank you.
329
00:16:24,787 --> 00:16:28,055
Someone read my pamphlet on hydration.
330
00:16:28,057 --> 00:16:31,192
All: Yeah!
331
00:16:32,194 --> 00:16:34,028
Oh, no, the ball.
332
00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:37,031
(Both screaming)
333
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:42,103
It didn't explode. Maybe we're okay.
334
00:16:42,105 --> 00:16:44,805
Dude, I think something's
wrong with your football.
335
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:45,740
(Football ticking)
336
00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:46,741
It's making noise.
337
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:48,743
- Oh, it's gonna blow.
- I'm sure it's fine.
338
00:16:48,745 --> 00:16:52,346
Toss it back and put some
heat on it this time, huh?
339
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:55,683
No!
340
00:17:06,194 --> 00:17:09,130
What is going on?
341
00:17:09,132 --> 00:17:12,266
Uh, it's kind of a long story.
342
00:17:12,268 --> 00:17:17,671
I thought this football was going
to explode, but obviously I was...
343
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:23,244
Right.
344
00:17:26,248 --> 00:17:29,550
What if Frankie can't get
Miles mad enough to scare?
345
00:17:29,552 --> 00:17:30,351
Please, ray.
346
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,553
I've seen her make a grown man cry.
347
00:17:32,555 --> 00:17:36,824
That was one time.
348
00:17:36,826 --> 00:17:38,292
Well? How'd it go?
349
00:17:38,294 --> 00:17:43,497
In all my years of tormenting, I've
never met someone I couldn't break.
350
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:45,399
Until today.
351
00:17:45,401 --> 00:17:50,638
I destroyed sock puppets, bow
ties, sock puppets wearing bow ties.
352
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:53,407
The kid won't crack.
353
00:17:53,409 --> 00:17:54,675
I'm the worst.
354
00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:55,609
I'm too happy.
355
00:17:55,611 --> 00:18:01,382
It's making me angry just
watching him not get angry.
356
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:02,450
The worst part of this is
357
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:07,588
I disappointed the people
who I love more than anything.
358
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:10,291
My family.
359
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:12,860
Wait, family, that's it.
360
00:18:12,862 --> 00:18:15,329
Follow my lead.
361
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:18,733
Miles, you are a disappointment,
but at least you're not half as bad
362
00:18:18,734 --> 00:18:21,569
as your dumb little brother. Excuse me?
363
00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:25,906
- I'm sure she didn't mean...
- That's right, dumb.
364
00:18:25,908 --> 00:18:30,611
I would've used a bigger word, but
you wouldn't have understood it.
365
00:18:30,613 --> 00:18:35,749
The good name of Louie Preston
will not be insulted like that.
366
00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:39,587
Game on.
367
00:18:39,589 --> 00:18:42,356
Game over.
368
00:18:42,358 --> 00:18:44,291
Guys, please stop arguing.
369
00:18:44,293 --> 00:18:45,292
It's very upsetting.
370
00:18:45,294 --> 00:18:46,293
You know what upsets me?
371
00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:48,462
Listening to ray play his saxophone.
372
00:18:48,464 --> 00:18:51,232
Or should I say,
his stinks-a-phone?
373
00:18:51,234 --> 00:18:52,533
(Gasps)
374
00:18:52,535 --> 00:18:54,201
Michelle!
375
00:18:54,203 --> 00:18:55,336
You don't like jazz, huh?
376
00:18:55,338 --> 00:19:00,341
Guess your bad taste in music goes
perfectly with your bad taste in pies.
377
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:01,642
Dad!
378
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:03,310
How dare you?
379
00:19:03,312 --> 00:19:06,280
(Overlapping arguing)
380
00:19:06,282 --> 00:19:10,784
And I'm gonna tell you short
shorts are coming back into style!
381
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:14,355
Silence!
382
00:19:14,357 --> 00:19:17,591
(Rumbling)
383
00:19:17,593 --> 00:19:18,959
What is going on here?
384
00:19:18,961 --> 00:19:22,263
We don't fight. We are a family!
385
00:19:22,265 --> 00:19:26,367
This is a house of love!
386
00:19:26,369 --> 00:19:27,868
- Whoa.
- Awesome.
387
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:32,806
He did it. He's haunting.
388
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:33,908
(Roars)
389
00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:36,243
(Both screaming)
390
00:19:36,245 --> 00:19:39,547
Come again!
391
00:19:40,982 --> 00:19:41,949
Hey.
392
00:19:41,951 --> 00:19:42,983
Taylor, right?
393
00:19:42,985 --> 00:19:44,451
Hey, Scott.
394
00:19:44,453 --> 00:19:46,954
I mean, Scott, right?
395
00:19:46,956 --> 00:19:48,756
Look, sorry about that football.
396
00:19:48,758 --> 00:19:49,590
That was so weird.
397
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:53,827
But still not as weird as
you in the boys' locker room.
398
00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:58,766
Yeah, you know, I was just
doing undercover research
399
00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:03,604
for a paper on locker room benches...
400
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:05,739
And stuff.
401
00:20:05,741 --> 00:20:09,643
Well, it was hysterical.
402
00:20:09,645 --> 00:20:11,879
Plus, you totally saved me.
403
00:20:11,881 --> 00:20:14,315
I'm super-allergic to mustard.
404
00:20:14,317 --> 00:20:15,516
- You are?
- My bad.
405
00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:18,919
If that hit me, I would've
had to miss our first game.
406
00:20:18,921 --> 00:20:21,255
Not to mention, pet adoption day.
407
00:20:21,257 --> 00:20:22,423
This weekend at the mall?
408
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:23,958
No way, I'm totally going to that.
409
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:28,262
Me too. Maybe we should hang out.
410
00:20:28,264 --> 00:20:28,996
Wow.
411
00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:31,365
Um... I... wow.
412
00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:35,035
Yes. Her answer is yes.
413
00:20:35,037 --> 00:20:38,639
Awesome. See you then.
414
00:20:40,909 --> 00:20:43,277
(Both screaming)
415
00:20:43,279 --> 00:20:44,812
He totally likes you.
416
00:20:44,814 --> 00:20:45,613
This is crazy.
417
00:20:45,615 --> 00:20:47,815
Listen, Taylor. I'm really sorry.
418
00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:51,719
I shouldn't have gotten you into
this mess in the first place.
419
00:20:51,721 --> 00:20:52,586
Are you kidding?
420
00:20:52,588 --> 00:20:55,923
Because of you, I took a
chance and talked to Scott.
421
00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:58,626
I'm glad you're my friend, marsh-Meadow.
422
00:20:58,628 --> 00:21:00,361
Thanks.
423
00:21:00,363 --> 00:21:01,295
Wait.
424
00:21:01,297 --> 00:21:02,563
Marsh-Meadow?
425
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,865
My nickname? Do you like it?
426
00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,400
I love it, Taylor-tot!
427
00:21:06,402 --> 00:21:09,536
- No.
- Got it.
428
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:16,844
Nice haunt, son.
429
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,580
Did you see those people run?
430
00:21:19,582 --> 00:21:20,414
Yes, I did.
431
00:21:20,416 --> 00:21:23,217
Right into the bakery across the street.
432
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:26,620
Well, I'm glad it's all over, but I
couldn't have done it without Frankie.
433
00:21:26,622 --> 00:21:30,257
It was easy once I remembered
how much family means to you.
434
00:21:30,259 --> 00:21:33,994
And Louie was super-convincing, too.
435
00:21:33,996 --> 00:21:34,662
Yeah.
436
00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:37,564
Thanks for going along with
all my fake insults, pal.
437
00:21:37,566 --> 00:21:39,400
What? I mean, yeah.
438
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:43,337
Totally aware that's what
we were doin' back there.
439
00:21:43,339 --> 00:21:46,874
Hey, Louie, could you
float that napkin over here?
440
00:21:46,876 --> 00:21:49,710
Here comes my piece of cake.
441
00:21:56,885 --> 00:21:59,353
Oopsie.
442
00:21:59,355 --> 00:22:02,423
Here's your napkin.
443
00:22:02,425 --> 00:22:04,792
Eat up.
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