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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,007 --> 00:00:52,386 Hey... Clap, Dance and Sing 2 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:56,432 Hey... Clap, Dance and Sing 3 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:01,061 Oh, God! Enjoy Living Of Life 4 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:05,024 Hey... Clap Your Hands, Dance And Sing 5 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:09,028 Hey... Clap Your Hands, Dance And Sing 6 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:14,033 Oh, God! Enjoy Living Of Life 7 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:16,202 We are made of 8 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:20,080 a unique blend 9 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,418 We are made of 10 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:27,797 Our Blood Has A Colourful Love 11 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,884 Oh, yes, our zest brings life to life 12 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:35,971 In style 13 00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:40,059 In style 14 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:44,271 In style 15 00:01:44,355 --> 00:01:48,317 In style 16 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,238 In style 17 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:56,742 In style 18 00:01:56,867 --> 00:02:00,788 In style 19 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:04,750 In style 20 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:21,141 Here she comes 21 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,018 Lies in her hair 22 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,188 With poison lips and deadly tongue 23 00:02:26,689 --> 00:02:31,402 She's a highway to hell 24 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:33,946 And she knows it well 25 00:02:34,613 --> 00:02:36,365 She's a high... 26 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:41,412 Sometimes when I'm Immersed in my thoughts I wonder 27 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:45,958 She's a highway 28 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:48,252 About how you 29 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,548 Have been made 30 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,175 For me 31 00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:05,352 You've been brought... Down to earth for me... 32 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,362 You've been brought Down to earth... 33 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,590 Mrs. Makwana used to say that the world is like a pond 34 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,593 and our actions are stones thrown into it. 35 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:42,056 If the actions are good, you get a happy wave, 36 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:45,643 but, if they're bad, you get a storm. 37 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:49,355 I always had to listen to her, because she wasn't just Mrs. Makwana, 38 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,524 she was my mother! And when she said these things, 39 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:54,234 only one word rang in my mind. 40 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,237 A word that I could never say to her face. 41 00:03:57,321 --> 00:03:58,322 Bullshit! 42 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:01,450 Double bullshit with cherry on top! 43 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:03,953 The next time mummy says something listen to her. 44 00:04:04,036 --> 00:04:06,038 I mean, it could save your life. 45 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:11,168 If I had understood this six months ago, I would not be here. 46 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,879 But, six months ago, I was a different guy. 47 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:18,342 Six months back I was someone else, I was somewhere else. 48 00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,971 Six months ago, this was my world, 49 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:24,515 where Hindi is spoken with a British accent, 50 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:27,393 where an ordinary Jitendra Kumar Makwana becomes... 51 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,895 Jimmy Cliff. How may I help you? 52 00:04:32,398 --> 00:04:34,358 The smartest at Smartnet Call Center. 53 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:37,945 That's me! Six months ago I was only interested in two things. 54 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,739 -Hi, Jimmy! -Women and work! 55 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:43,325 And I was pretty good at both. 56 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:47,287 Not only did I speak English, I also taught it. Two jobs! 57 00:04:47,496 --> 00:04:51,542 Life was pretty good, man. India was rocking and so was I. 58 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,087 Good morning, class. 59 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:57,006 Good morning, sir. 60 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,716 How may I help you? 61 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,467 How may I help you? 62 00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,927 Superb! Okay. 63 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:03,887 Day. 64 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,097 Day. 65 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:06,849 Eight. 66 00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,267 Eight. 67 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:09,935 Plane. 68 00:05:10,019 --> 00:05:11,061 Plane. 69 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,229 Rain. 70 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,397 Rain. 71 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,566 -Day. -Day. 72 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:17,818 These were the executives of the future. 73 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,070 Tomorrow's Jimmy Cliffs and Janet Jacksons. 74 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:22,406 But, today I wasn't assessing their accents, 75 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,033 I was looking at their faces. 76 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:27,036 My last three girlfriends were from here. 77 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:29,204 -Jimmy, I love you. -Yummy yummy Jimmy! 78 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:30,622 Jimmy you're so hot! 79 00:05:30,706 --> 00:05:33,917 Normally, I get the bimbettes and I'm okay with that. 80 00:05:35,461 --> 00:05:38,130 But, not anymore. I want a change. 81 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:41,633 I mean, pizzas and burgers everyday give you a bad stomach. 82 00:05:42,176 --> 00:05:48,015 Now, I want a new girlfriend. Someone like I've never known. 83 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:54,813 Someone with a flavor that is unique and different from others. 84 00:05:55,898 --> 00:05:56,982 You know what I mean? 85 00:05:57,066 --> 00:05:58,650 Just someone very special. 86 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:05,657 That was the first time I saw lightning tear the sky in broad daylight. 87 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:08,869 That was the first time I saw her. 88 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:12,372 O-O... Its raining... 89 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:20,089 O-O... In full Stream... 90 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:22,257 Its raining... 91 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,801 She was beautiful. 92 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:30,390 I'll dance and wreak havoc 93 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,727 I'll dance 94 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:41,068 If I were smart, I would have run away from her. 95 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:43,779 I did run, towards her instead. 96 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,656 Hey, come in. Come in, please. 97 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,250 Did you forget to bring your umbrella? 98 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,210 It was sunny when I left my house. 99 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,338 Are you new in Bombay? 100 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:06,385 It suddenly starts raining here, without even a warning. 101 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,554 You also arrived without a warning. 102 00:07:08,637 --> 00:07:10,764 The rain had no idea you were stepping out. 103 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:15,269 My name is Jimmy. Jimmy Cliff. I work here. 104 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:19,064 I know. I'm here to meet with you. Pooja Singh. 105 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,568 Nice to meet you, Pooja. So, what can I do for you? 106 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,528 Have you come for coaching? 107 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,071 Do you take private tuitions? 108 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,282 Private? 109 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:32,035 Yes, if someone is unable to come here would you go over? 110 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,413 Any time you say. 111 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:36,456 Whatever salary you seek. 112 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:38,876 Please, sir. 113 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,670 This was my last chance to say no. 114 00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:46,091 But, I had never said no to such a beautiful girl. 115 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:52,639 You live here? 116 00:07:52,848 --> 00:07:54,183 No, this is my office. 117 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:55,309 Office? 118 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,604 You have to teach my boss English, not me. 119 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,815 I thought if you meet him, everything can be discussed. 120 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:05,152 Life's So Good... 121 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,404 I'm the coolest one 122 00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:11,200 This is the biggest problem with us men. 123 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,911 The moment we see women we think so much about sex, 124 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,621 that we forget the basics. 125 00:08:16,622 --> 00:08:19,708 Of course, she never said she needed a teacher. 126 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:23,795 Here I was, hitting the brakes at every given opportunity. Shit. 127 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:28,258 Whatever your terms are, please tell them to me. 128 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:30,177 Okay. I'll come in on one condition. 129 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,303 What? 130 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,848 Stop this "sir" thing. You're making me feel like an old man. 131 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:38,977 Oh, is this the new professor? Teacher, I'm Misir. 132 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:41,230 Bhaiyaji's been waiting for a long time. 133 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:43,482 Please do come in. Bhaiyaji! 134 00:08:53,951 --> 00:08:54,993 Bhaiyaji? 135 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,626 This is Mr. Jimmy, Jimmy Cliff. 136 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:10,592 One hundred percent English! Good morning. 137 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:14,888 Greetings! Please come. Welcome! Welcome! 138 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,808 No, please don't say, "Namaste." 139 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:22,271 From where I come, a teacher is equal to God. Right, Misir? 140 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:24,481 It seems as though Lord Krishna himself 141 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,899 has come to Sudama's home. 142 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:32,447 Teacher, what will you drink? Cold drinks, hot drinks? 143 00:09:32,531 --> 00:09:33,615 No, thank you. 144 00:09:33,699 --> 00:09:37,202 This is your first visit. You must have something. Pintu! 145 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,453 Yes, Bhaiyaji. 146 00:09:39,705 --> 00:09:44,418 Pintu, please get some snacks and refreshments for Teacher. 147 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:45,544 Yes, Bhaiyaji. 148 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,587 No, I just ate a while ago. 149 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:51,508 I'm really not hungry. Thank you for offering though. 150 00:09:57,055 --> 00:09:58,807 Did you notice, Misir? 151 00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:05,105 When he speaks, he sounds just like George Bush. 152 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:06,356 George Bush? 153 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,442 -George. -Bush. 154 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:14,281 Pooja, you have worked wonders! 155 00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:18,952 Teacher, just teach me English the way you speak. That's all I want! 156 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,662 Yes, but I... 157 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,289 He takes English classes, 158 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,499 and also works in a call center. 159 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,001 Time might be a problem. 160 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,920 Problem? Problem is no problem. 161 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:35,635 See Misir, his arrival has already improved my English! 162 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:41,850 Teacher, from now on 163 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,895 you are Dronacharya and I am Arjun. 164 00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:50,525 Whatever you say, I will do it. 165 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:54,613 Until I hit the target with the arrow, 166 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,074 -I will not leave your sight. -Whoa. 167 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:01,036 Bhaiyaji is requesting you. Please do it. 168 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,789 -No, no, no. -Bhaiyaji, snacks! 169 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,541 Forget the snacks and fall at Teacher's feet. 170 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,793 That's not necessary. 171 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,378 -Hold his feet. -Here. 172 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,088 So, do you agree, sir? 173 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,300 I did agree. I had to watch it. 174 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:18,762 I hope while I taught them English, I wouldn't forget what I know. 175 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:20,639 I agree. 176 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:24,684 Man, I was loving this whole traditional thing. 177 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,561 All these grown up men calling me... 178 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:27,729 Teacher... 179 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:31,817 Thanks guys! And then there was Pooja. 180 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:36,905 Now that was a dish I was dying to taste! 181 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:40,450 So, Teacher, the decision's made. 182 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:45,163 After your morning classes are completed, we'll begin my tutoring. 183 00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:50,210 Don't worry about the money. Education costs nothing. 184 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,214 I mean, it's priceless. 185 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,678 In three months, I have a crucial meeting with a foreign delegation. 186 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,014 Just make my English good enough for it. 187 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,516 I'll try my best, Bhaiyaji. 188 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,518 You will have to promise me one thing. 189 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,687 Whatever you say, say it in English. 190 00:12:08,770 --> 00:12:10,897 But, that's the problem. 191 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:14,025 You just need to make an effort. read an English newspaper, 192 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,277 listen to the English news. 193 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:18,321 I will be here tomorrow onwards and hopefully 194 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:21,158 in three months, you will be speaking English fluently. 195 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,243 Just like George Bush. 196 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,995 A hundred percent! 197 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,293 Pooja was naive, 198 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,545 and I was a player. 199 00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:37,549 But, I had decided that whether Bhaiyaji learns English or not, 200 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,635 Pooja will definitely learn the language of my love! 201 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,929 The language of Jimmy's love. 202 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:45,849 Jack and Jill... 203 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,309 Jack and Jill... 204 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,686 -Went up the hill... -Went up the hill... 205 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,606 To fetch a pail of water. 206 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,160 Pooja was an entirely new experience for me. 207 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:07,829 She was a nice girl, very different. 208 00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,247 Very Indian. 209 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:10,874 Thanks. 210 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,253 She gave me a card, man. 211 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:18,298 No one had given me a card since the tenth grade. 212 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,008 But, it was also sweet. 213 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,969 I mean, I thought it was really silly. 214 00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:27,724 Jack and Jill, went up the hill 215 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:32,437 -Stamp, sweet, sun... -To fetch a pale of water. 216 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:34,189 T for top. 217 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,441 -Twinkle twinkle... -Little star... 218 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:38,193 -How I wonder... -What you are... 219 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,237 -Up above there in the sky... -Huh? 220 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,531 Huh? 221 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,326 ...and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. 222 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,917 Jimmy Cliff. 223 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:57,587 Hello. Bhaiyaji has a friend called Mr. Snehal Desai 224 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,464 whose number he has misplaced. 225 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,093 Is it possible for you to get it from your database? 226 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:10,850 Sure. Take it down. 9820072749. 227 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,936 Thank you. 228 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,814 Don't hang up, please. 229 00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,901 I'm at VT station. 230 00:14:20,277 --> 00:14:21,486 I'm coming. 231 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,686 Oh, sorry. What is this? 232 00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:58,523 Money. It's come for the new office that Bhaiyaji is going to open. 233 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,108 Cash? 234 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,985 Yes, it comes every month. 235 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,696 Bhaiyaji has 20 restaurants in UP. 236 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,698 All the revenue is sent here. 237 00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,825 There is something called the bank. 238 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,869 The bank is where it goes, Teacher! 239 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,038 Tomorrow morning it will go to the bank! 240 00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:18,543 I want to tell you something. 241 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:19,961 What? 242 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:23,048 Teacher, I am waiting. 243 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:31,765 Humty Dumty sat on a wall, Humty Dumpty had a great fall, 244 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,644 Humty Dumty sat on a wall... 245 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:38,146 Bhaiyaji was murdering the English language. 246 00:15:38,229 --> 00:15:42,567 And I... I was slowly losing myself in the magic of Pooja's eyes. 247 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,110 It was crazy. 248 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,738 I was thinking of just one girl for the entire day. 249 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:51,451 And suddenly, I felt fear. Does she even think about me? 250 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,245 I mean, does she love me as much as I love her? 251 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,623 Hello? Hello? 252 00:15:56,706 --> 00:16:00,293 I'm downstairs. I want to tell you something. 253 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:05,173 I want to tell you that when you laugh, your eyes twinkle 254 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,217 like the Chinese. 255 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:11,054 I want to tell you that I miss you in the evenings. 256 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,683 I don't know how to tell you without saying it. 257 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:19,312 Saying that I'm falling in love with you. I love you, Jimmy. 258 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:26,319 Bohemian heart 259 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:32,325 Wandering, lost bohemian heart 260 00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:43,044 Hastening with all its zest 261 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,291 Oh, I'll conquer every star in the sky 262 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,710 Tie the sun and moon into a single knot 263 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,421 And celebrate this everlasting high 264 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,007 I am but a rootless pilgrim 265 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,930 Oh, I'll conquer every star in the sky 266 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:38,224 Tie the sun and moon into a single knot 267 00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,769 And celebrate this everlasting high 268 00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,146 I am but a rootless pilgrim 269 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,939 Homeless and a vagabond 270 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,901 Roaming from one land to another 271 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,780 Somebody stop me please 272 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,908 Enchanted by a spell so fond 273 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,786 I can't explain it any further 274 00:17:57,869 --> 00:18:01,831 I'm desperate for release 275 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,125 I'm lost in love 276 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,294 I'm lost in love 277 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:10,006 I'm sacrificed, I'm destroyed 278 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,509 I'm nothing but a moving void 279 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:17,430 I'm lost I'm lost in love 280 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,217 Alone I stand Leaving everything else behind 281 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,346 I find the word of honor futile now 282 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:03,852 I look at every star Straight in the eye 283 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:07,856 I've reached far beyond Every moonlit sky 284 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,943 To whom do I tell my story of woe? 285 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,237 Rescue me from this heavenly hell 286 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:19,325 Somebody please tell me 287 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:23,496 I'm lost in love 288 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,707 I'm lost in love 289 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,460 I'm sacrificed, I'm destroyed 290 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,130 I'm nothing but, a moving void 291 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,508 I'm lost 292 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:40,805 I'm lost in love 293 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:08,666 The path told me that I'll get weary 294 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:12,795 Return halfway, you'll find it scary 295 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:18,259 Don't go any further For a tempest slashes 296 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:22,722 Thunder cracks and lightning flashes 297 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:28,728 But, I am the fanatic That moved his lip 298 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,648 Keep me company on this lonesome trip 299 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,401 Say yes before my eye begins to drip 300 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,237 I'm lost in love 301 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,239 I'm lost in love 302 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:44,035 I'm sacrificed, I'm destroyed 303 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:47,580 I'm nothing but a moving void 304 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,874 I'm lost 305 00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:54,629 I'm lost in love 306 00:20:55,129 --> 00:21:00,134 Hastening with all my zest 307 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:13,189 I'm lost in love 308 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:23,700 I'm lost in love 309 00:21:28,246 --> 00:21:33,126 I'm lost in love 310 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:40,466 I'm lost in love... 311 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,763 I'm lost in love... 312 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,352 I'm lost in love The heart has lost 313 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,896 I'm sacrificed, I'm destroyed 314 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:59,610 I'm sacrificed, I'm destroyed 315 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:17,336 Tashan the style, 316 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:24,802 the good luck, the bloody formula. 317 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:30,892 Here, here, delegation come, 318 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:36,481 talk, shake hands, smile, okay, bye-bye. 319 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:41,486 But, Bhaiyaji feels first impression 320 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,280 is the last impression. 321 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,950 Bhaiyaji's style was English speech. 322 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,453 A speech like none other 323 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:54,791 in a language no one has ever come across. 324 00:22:56,334 --> 00:22:58,878 Happy to lots you being today. 325 00:23:01,130 --> 00:23:06,052 Lots happy, because the person, 326 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:11,182 who till today your temple's steps not climbing, 327 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,853 who till today in front of you his head not bowing. 328 00:23:15,978 --> 00:23:17,063 Deewar. 329 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,523 Bhaiyaji's favorite movie! 330 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:22,902 Who till today in front of you hands not outstretched, 331 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,447 that person in front of you standing is. 332 00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:35,540 I knowing you lots happy today, lots happy. 333 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:42,505 Because today I am losing, but, you knowing 334 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,426 while I standing here, that lady... 335 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:53,933 That lady whose forehead was rubbing your cheap stone, 336 00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:57,270 Rubbed it so much, the stone wore out. 337 00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:01,816 There's no English word for "Chaukhat" 338 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:07,446 In Hindi "Chau" means four, so he made it 'Fourkhat' 339 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,992 I of you nothing ask, but, asking today, 340 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:15,955 asking today. 341 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:20,501 My crime's punishment my mother don't give. 342 00:24:20,668 --> 00:24:25,381 My crime's punishment my mother don't give. 343 00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,177 I myself surrender. 344 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:35,766 You do what you do, you do. 345 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:42,607 God, just give me my mother back. 346 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:50,615 My mother, return me, please 347 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:55,369 My mother return me, please. Please God, please. 348 00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:19,143 Bhaiyaji's speech was like a double edged sword. 349 00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:22,104 The delegation will think it's some Indian tradition 350 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,481 and finalize his deal. 351 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:27,985 Bhaiyaji! 352 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,493 In the middle of all this, my love story 353 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,328 was completely bilingual. 354 00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:40,414 Whether you say it in English or in Hindi, it was great. 355 00:25:40,498 --> 00:25:42,291 I was on top of the world! 356 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:49,257 How and why? 357 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,801 How? 358 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,763 I said how come? How? 359 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:02,436 How dare you? I can throw you on the streets if I like. 360 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,189 Who are you, huh? 361 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:08,818 I gave you a job, gave you respect, 362 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,696 and you? You worthless servant. 363 00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:16,492 Remain within your limits. Remain within your limits. 364 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:24,834 If I throw you out, you will end up stripping, 365 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:29,839 -or brothel, like Umrao Jaan. -You don't mean that, Bhaiyaji. 366 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:34,385 Teacher, please this is an internal matter that you know nothing of. 367 00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,763 Kindly do not poke your nose in private matters. 368 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,475 Thanking you. Yours faithfully. 369 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:49,483 What he's thinking? Bhaiyaji villain, shouting ladies? 370 00:26:49,859 --> 00:26:52,236 But, truth he knowing not. 371 00:26:52,903 --> 00:26:56,741 Should I telling the truth, Pooja? 372 00:27:01,537 --> 00:27:06,000 I made a mistake, Bhaiyaji, please forgive me. 373 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:13,674 I would have shot Bhaiyaji if I had my way. 374 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:17,094 Listen, tomorrow we'll go there together 375 00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,263 and throw his useless job on his face. 376 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,182 You needn't work there anymore. 377 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,517 I cannot leave this job. 378 00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:26,020 Why? 379 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,316 My life is very complicated. 380 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:35,154 Your life and my life are not separate anymore. 381 00:27:36,614 --> 00:27:40,493 Listen, before I met you, I only loved myself. 382 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,873 After I met you, I have learned true love. 383 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:52,713 Please forget me. You are not my destiny. 384 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:58,135 My destiny is this job, this debt. My father's debt... 385 00:27:59,804 --> 00:28:01,680 ...to Bhaiyaji. 386 00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:07,019 I haven't even scattered my father's ashes yet. 387 00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:13,275 I thought that when I clear the debt, 388 00:28:15,152 --> 00:28:17,613 I'll go to Haridwar and scatter them. 389 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:21,033 I've been working for him since I was 16 390 00:28:21,117 --> 00:28:23,702 and deducting a part of my salary every month. 391 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:27,415 Bhaiyaji says he himself doesn't like it, 392 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:30,084 but, the interest alone has become one and a half crores. 393 00:28:34,130 --> 00:28:37,133 I asked him for the accounts this morning 394 00:28:37,216 --> 00:28:40,261 And you saw how he shouted at me like I was a beggar. 395 00:28:40,344 --> 00:28:42,388 And then, later, he came to me and said sorry. 396 00:28:42,471 --> 00:28:44,807 He said he was feeling bad about what happened. 397 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:49,228 He said he wants to help me, but, was hesitating. 398 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:53,023 He said he'd forgo the entire debt and interest. 399 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,901 Marry me, Pooja, he said. 400 00:28:55,985 --> 00:28:58,946 There's never any debt between husband and wife, silly! 401 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,949 He said that there is an auspicious time after Diwali. 402 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:05,744 Oh, shut up, Pooja. Marriage? 403 00:29:30,853 --> 00:29:33,606 We will return Bhaiyaji's money. 404 00:29:34,315 --> 00:29:37,693 How? Where will one and a half crores come from? 405 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:39,487 By train. 406 00:29:41,405 --> 00:29:43,282 Every month Bhaiyaji's money came into 407 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,743 one of Victoria Terminal's lockers. 408 00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:51,123 The key to that locker was with Pooja. And Pooja was with me. 409 00:29:52,333 --> 00:29:55,085 After repaying Bhaiyaji's loan with his own money, 410 00:29:55,169 --> 00:29:58,464 we would run far away into our little world. 411 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:01,383 That was the plan. I should've been scared but, I wasn't. 412 00:30:01,759 --> 00:30:04,637 In our country, people don't even get caught for murder. 413 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:08,182 We were only running away with the money of a small baker. 414 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,854 It's more than the usual. 415 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,077 How much do you think it is? 416 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:35,084 I don't know. I've never seen this much money before. 417 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:41,257 Okay. Remove Bhaiyaji's amount and keep it aside. 418 00:30:42,299 --> 00:30:44,760 -I'll be right back. -Where are you going? 419 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,012 Office. I need to submit my leave application 420 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:49,265 and there's some stuff in my locker. 421 00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:53,227 You be careful and do not open the door. 422 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,438 I'm taking my keys with me. Jesus! 423 00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:01,527 When I reached the call center, my supervisor pushed me into a briefing. 424 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,946 I was getting late but, how could I tell him that there's stolen money 425 00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:06,198 lying in my house that I need to run with? 426 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:10,119 I had to stay and there I met... 427 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,331 My name is ACP KS Hooda, Kuldeep Singh. 428 00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:17,418 Village Khadkhodha Jilla Hissar, Haryana. 429 00:31:18,085 --> 00:31:21,255 Anyway, jokes apart it's not really a joke. I'm just laughing! 430 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:24,883 Now, my name and address is of no importance to you. 431 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:27,845 However, the names 432 00:31:27,928 --> 00:31:32,099 and addresses that I'm going to tell you are very important. 433 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:36,478 Yes, run the slide show. And the names are Mr. Jagan Shah, 434 00:31:36,979 --> 00:31:40,858 Mr. Satish Jindal and Mr. Snehal Desai. 435 00:31:41,150 --> 00:31:42,693 Their extremely private 436 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:45,446 and sensitive information has been leaked 437 00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:46,697 from this call center. 438 00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:49,533 Where they stay, their mobile numbers, 439 00:31:49,617 --> 00:31:52,828 land line numbers, office addresses, etcetera, etcetera. 440 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,580 So many things are there. 441 00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:59,710 I'm not saying that you all are culprits, but, it is someone. 442 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,670 Somebody is there. 443 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:05,382 Who knows? Because, in the last two months these three 444 00:32:05,466 --> 00:32:08,427 gentlemen have received 17 extortion threats 445 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:12,222 for large amounts that vary from 10 lakhs to 5 crore rupees. 446 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,642 And all these threats have gone from one man 447 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:18,979 whose name is Lakhan Singh, aka, Bhaiyaji. 448 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:26,487 Bhaiyaji is an upcoming underworld king from UP. 449 00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:29,156 Contract killing, murder, kidnapping 450 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:32,701 and land dealings are things he can do with his eyes closed. 451 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,703 And he does them every other day. 452 00:32:34,870 --> 00:32:37,081 This Gabbar Singh has two henchmen. 453 00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:39,583 One is Mr. Balakram Misir 454 00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:42,419 and the other is Mr. Anand Mohan Tiwari, a.k.a Pintu. 455 00:32:44,755 --> 00:32:47,466 Pooja, don't leave the house at any cost. 456 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:50,260 Do you know that Bhaiyaji is one of UP's biggest dons? 457 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:52,721 Ms. Pooja's phone is with us, Teacher. 458 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,893 It was Teacher. He's calling Bhaiyaji a don. 459 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,229 But, isn't Bhaiyaji a killer? 460 00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:03,107 -Moron! He's a smuggler. -Don't you remember? 461 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,526 He started killing and then smuggling. 462 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:10,322 Pooja, Pooja, Pooja, where are you? Pooja, come on! 463 00:33:10,406 --> 00:33:14,410 We've got to go. You don't know Bhaiyaji is... Pooja? 464 00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:32,344 Hello Teacher! You've stolen my money? 465 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:38,225 How funny, by god. How funny. 466 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:57,911 I'm here to meet you. Pooja Singh. Do you take private classes? 467 00:33:57,995 --> 00:34:01,415 So, are you agreeable sir? I'm at VT station. 468 00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:04,835 The information has been leaked from this call center. 469 00:34:09,923 --> 00:34:11,842 My father's debt, I vowed to repay every penny. 470 00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,470 I've never seen so much money before. 471 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,806 You've stolen my money? 472 00:34:17,890 --> 00:34:20,642 I've destroyed you, haven't I? 473 00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:32,237 How and why did they steal the money? 474 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,408 How should I punish that ungrateful Pooja? 475 00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,245 And Teacher turned out to be a snake? 476 00:34:40,954 --> 00:34:45,876 So, many questions, my brain is getting fried. 477 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,592 But, Bhaiyaji's feels that no matter what kind of question it is, 478 00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:59,598 the answer is available only in one place. 479 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,602 By the banks of the Ganges. 480 00:35:07,564 --> 00:35:12,611 O Lord! In this unknown land of Ashok Vatika, I, Sita, am in solitude. 481 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:16,990 Ram Lila Mondal At The Bank Of Ganga 482 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,867 Surrounded by demons on every side, I need thee and call upon thy name. 483 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,661 Hey, at least call Ravan! 484 00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,079 Hey, madam! If you say we may come. 485 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,413 Where is Ravan? 486 00:35:23,497 --> 00:35:24,790 Ravan! 487 00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:29,795 Bachchan, Bachchan Pandey... 488 00:35:29,878 --> 00:35:33,090 He'll show you night in the day 489 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:53,986 Ready! 490 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,871 Lankans! Look outside of your houses. 491 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:09,167 These are the morons who have come to burn me down. 492 00:36:09,251 --> 00:36:12,337 All the air is out, eh? Flat tires! 493 00:36:13,714 --> 00:36:17,926 Now, if anyone raises their head in front of me, I will... 494 00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:23,724 Parvati, what are you doing here? 495 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,977 She's Sita, you idiot! Parvati is the heroine of the Shiv-Puran. 496 00:36:28,145 --> 00:36:30,022 Shut up, jackass! 497 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:36,528 If you know so much about the story, why don't you become Ravan? 498 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,614 Come on. Enact Ravan's part, come on. 499 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:43,827 -Dhanpat! -Yes, bhaiya? 500 00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:45,996 Note down this dimwit's name and address. 501 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,707 Later tonight, we'll teach him a lesson or two in private. 502 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,210 Don't you have any shame, acting in front of these losers? 503 00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,378 My mother told me to. 504 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:54,963 That mother of yours will rest in peace 505 00:36:55,047 --> 00:36:56,840 only after she makes you a heroine. 506 00:36:57,132 --> 00:36:58,675 Please take your lines. 507 00:36:58,759 --> 00:37:03,263 Oh, yes, lines. Am saying them. Just get up. Oh, er... Rajdhoot 508 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:06,183 It's Meghdhoot, Meghdhoot. 509 00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:08,560 Yes, whatever 'dhoot' stand there, quickly. 510 00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:16,693 O Sita, stop being stubborn. Don't waste your tender youth 511 00:37:16,777 --> 00:37:21,114 on that worthless Ram. Marry me! You'll live like a queen. 512 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,283 Which harebrain has written these lines? 513 00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:25,410 You wrote these lines? 514 00:37:25,494 --> 00:37:27,537 -Not me. -Who wrote these lines? 515 00:37:27,621 --> 00:37:29,414 You wrote these lines? 516 00:37:29,498 --> 00:37:31,166 No, the original was written by Tulsidas. 517 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,043 I've just written the screenplay. 518 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,671 Tulsidas wrote these lines, "Marry me and you'll live like a queen, 519 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,840 else you'll never be able to show your face to anyone again." 520 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,884 Am I Ravan or Mogambo? 521 00:37:40,968 --> 00:37:43,929 But, that line is Gabbar's. 522 00:37:44,346 --> 00:37:46,556 You writers, your mother should've been barren. 523 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,141 Who made you a writer? 524 00:37:48,225 --> 00:37:49,768 Mr. Tiwari told me that these are 525 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:51,520 the kind of lines that work these days. 526 00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,981 Where is Tiwari? Tiwari, Tiwari! 527 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,524 You gave the main role to the biggest ruffian in town? 528 00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:57,067 Please go, he's calling you. 529 00:37:57,150 --> 00:38:00,529 Quickly, otherwise he'll come here and beat the shit out of you. 530 00:38:00,612 --> 00:38:03,365 Tiwari! Come here and let me strangle you nicely. 531 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,908 Hello, sir. 532 00:38:06,785 --> 00:38:08,036 Yes, Mr. Tiwari, who am I? 533 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,371 Ravan, sir. 534 00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:13,041 Hey, Dhanpat, who am I in real life? 535 00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,627 Bachchan Pande. 536 00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,338 Bachchan Pande. 537 00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:22,926 Sir, I am Bachchan Pande. 538 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,262 I have a little bit of respect around here. Somebody bring a chair. 539 00:38:25,345 --> 00:38:26,888 I am enacting Ravan's part. 540 00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:29,975 So, if Ravan is not held in high esteem by the people, 541 00:38:30,058 --> 00:38:31,893 how will they have respect for me? 542 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,480 Sir, you should play Ram's part. 543 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:37,607 Oh, just give Bachchan Ram's part! 544 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,526 The audience is waiting for you sir. 545 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,362 I request you to become Ram and continue this Ramlila. 546 00:38:42,446 --> 00:38:45,073 And let the show go on! 547 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,412 Sir, if you become Ram, I will feel very humbled. 548 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:54,624 There is no greater honor for me than to meet my end at your hands. 549 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:58,336 My my, I'm no Shah Rukh Khan. I'm better off with Ravan's part. 550 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,422 I can't do all this. What say, writer? 551 00:39:00,505 --> 00:39:02,632 Sita will go only with Ram. 552 00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,968 Don't ask me to change it at the last minute. 553 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,305 Give you an inch, you take a yard, huh? 554 00:39:08,388 --> 00:39:10,515 No, no. Of course it can be changed sir. 555 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:13,351 Thank your stars that the phone rang. 556 00:39:13,435 --> 00:39:17,773 Hello, yes, aunty. Yes, I'm leaving immediately. 557 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,944 UP 32 Bachchan Pandey 007 558 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:25,864 Bachchan, Bachchan Pande. 559 00:39:31,661 --> 00:39:34,623 Power is the force That runs the world 560 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:37,793 The sword of power am I 561 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:41,088 Provoking me will be your mistake 562 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:43,965 Be destroyed in the blink of an eye 563 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,313 Bachchan, Bachchan Pande 564 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:02,317 He'll show you the night In broad daylight 565 00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:08,573 Svayan Recovery Agency 566 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:12,202 Good evening, aunty! The recovery is done. 567 00:40:12,285 --> 00:40:15,288 Bachchan, I told you to make him understand gently. 568 00:40:15,372 --> 00:40:17,958 He's the son of the freaking Home Minister. 569 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:20,585 Aunty, that schmuck starting shouting in English. 570 00:40:20,669 --> 00:40:22,337 That's why Bachchan sir lost it and taught him a lesson. 571 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,840 Bachchan Pandey, the people you've messed with 572 00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:26,842 this time are beyond my reach. 573 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,927 If they decide to return your lesson with an encounter, 574 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,096 I won't be able to do anything, Sushila. 575 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:33,807 You're going to organize an encounter of my Bachchan? 576 00:40:33,890 --> 00:40:36,977 Aunty had brought me up like her own son. 577 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:40,772 She was having an affair with Inspector Bajpai, 578 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,984 thanks to which I had gotten out of trouble a lot of times. 579 00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,695 Today it seemed as though fate was not on my side. 580 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,448 Yes Bhaiyaji. You don't need to worry at all. 581 00:40:50,532 --> 00:40:53,160 This boy of mine is more efficient than Thakur. 582 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:56,913 Yes, he is a recovery king. 583 00:40:56,997 --> 00:41:01,084 He'll bring them back from hell, Bhaiyaji! Yes, I'll send him. 584 00:41:01,168 --> 00:41:04,671 -Yes, okay. -Just let me hear his voice? 585 00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:08,508 I'm going to send you to Bhaiyaji. 586 00:41:10,886 --> 00:41:13,388 Going to work for Bhaiyaji is like 587 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,057 being called to join the world cup team. 588 00:41:16,141 --> 00:41:18,643 What Amitabh Bachchan is to the people of Allahabad, 589 00:41:18,727 --> 00:41:21,479 Bhaiyaji is to us natives of Kanpur. 590 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:24,774 They call him the pride of Kanpur. 591 00:41:24,858 --> 00:41:29,487 They say Bhaiyaji made his beginnings right here in Chaman Ganj. 592 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:40,332 Bhaiyaji used to be a rickshaw puller. 593 00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:45,170 Not for anyone though. He was the favorite of Vickram Tiger 594 00:41:45,253 --> 00:41:47,964 who was a hi-fi goon in Kanpur. 595 00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:52,344 Such people have more enemies than friends. 596 00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:03,521 The magic of your craft Makes judgment draw near 597 00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:07,734 The magic of your craft makes judgment draw near 598 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:21,706 If towards the foe you Will just lift your gaze 599 00:42:25,502 --> 00:42:27,212 Clear the way. 600 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,547 Move! 601 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:11,047 When did those thugs killed Vickram Tiger and escaped, nobody knows. 602 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,637 Bhaiyaji was so upset that in spite of his desperate efforts, 603 00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:19,806 he was not able to save Vickram Tiger. 604 00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:24,102 Although, it did turn out pretty well for him 605 00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:27,147 as he got to keep the gold that Vickram Tiger was carrying. 606 00:43:27,230 --> 00:43:32,152 After that, Bhaiyaji began to rise in a way that was unstoppable. 607 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:36,239 He is where he is only because of his own strength and acumen. 608 00:43:36,865 --> 00:43:40,118 I've also heard that Bhaiyaji has an enormous hideout in Bombay. 609 00:43:41,161 --> 00:43:43,288 A city of gold. 610 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,958 Light is chic and night is trend 611 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:50,920 We are made of a unique blend 612 00:43:51,004 --> 00:43:54,883 Every state is ecstasy Not just a fantasy 613 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,135 Grey is the life that we have led Our fury can burn the sun dead 614 00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:59,054 Shameful and shameless have we been 615 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,891 A little innocent 616 00:44:02,974 --> 00:44:07,187 We have evaded Alexander's fatal arrow 617 00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:11,941 The ocean's blue is sacrificed on us 618 00:44:12,025 --> 00:44:15,779 We have evaded Alexander's fatal arrow 619 00:44:15,945 --> 00:44:21,910 We have consumed oceans and mutated 620 00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:29,042 We don't await the Fortunes of destiny's sanction 621 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:33,671 We are of the extraordinary fashion 622 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,675 Oh, yes, our zest brings life to life 623 00:44:37,759 --> 00:44:41,971 In style 624 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:54,609 Pintu, Bhaiyaji's here. 625 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,320 Bhaiyaji, he has a very large business empire. 626 00:44:57,404 --> 00:45:00,031 -Mr. Snehal Rasik Bhai Desai. -Owns a factory. 627 00:45:00,115 --> 00:45:01,783 We tried to make him understand that for 628 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,451 the smooth functioning of the factory, 629 00:45:03,535 --> 00:45:05,370 he must give us a generous donation. 630 00:45:05,453 --> 00:45:08,623 Otherwise, the factory might get burnt down and turn into ashes. 631 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,041 Pintu. 632 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:17,882 I'll have you killed like a dog. Do you know who I am? 633 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,931 I know who you are. 634 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:29,602 The question is do you know who I am? 635 00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:35,442 I am the Sachin Tendulkar and the Brian Lara mixed. 636 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,534 My pleasure. 637 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:48,663 Hey, Ali! Get rid of him and clean this place up. 638 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:51,249 Ali won't be able to do much. Everyone come in. 639 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,628 Bhaiyaji was my hero. 640 00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:58,131 International, multinational. 641 00:45:58,214 --> 00:45:59,883 It didn't get bigger than him. 642 00:46:01,301 --> 00:46:02,385 Greetings, Bhaiyaji 643 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:08,141 You are Bajpai's son? 644 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:10,560 I am Bajpai's son. This is Bachchan. 645 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:11,728 Misir. 646 00:46:19,402 --> 00:46:21,488 Bajpai says you can find anything? 647 00:46:21,571 --> 00:46:22,989 Yes. 648 00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:24,741 Finding from hell also? 649 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,576 Yes, yes. 650 00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,453 If that's the case, I welcome you! 651 00:46:29,621 --> 00:46:31,831 I say, welcome! 652 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:41,591 Bhaiyaji, my English is not very strong, 653 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:46,304 but, it is a privilege to meet you. 654 00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:49,307 I don't want to say too much, except that 655 00:46:49,390 --> 00:46:51,768 now you don't need to worry about anything. 656 00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:55,897 I will throw that English professor at your feet in the next two days. 657 00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:59,859 If I can't, my name will no longer be Bachchan Pande. 658 00:47:01,361 --> 00:47:04,322 You don't need to find Teacher. 659 00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:07,700 He has come here by himself! 660 00:47:10,537 --> 00:47:12,497 Come, see for yourself. 661 00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:16,459 This is Teacher. Surrendered himself yesterday. 662 00:47:16,543 --> 00:47:19,379 He says that he does not have anything with him. 663 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,422 Pooja took all the money and ran away. 664 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:24,884 Jesus! 665 00:47:25,218 --> 00:47:26,928 Just saying hello in Kanpur tradition. 666 00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:29,138 Look, I don't have the money. 667 00:47:29,222 --> 00:47:31,474 Beating me up is not going to bring it back. 668 00:47:31,558 --> 00:47:33,434 I haven't hit you for the money. 669 00:47:33,518 --> 00:47:35,520 I hit you for your cheap character. 670 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:38,648 How did you even think of betraying Bhaiyaji? 671 00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:40,567 If you revere Bhaiyaji so much, 672 00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:42,443 why don't you go and catch Pooja? 673 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:52,120 Which brings me to my next question. Where is the girl? 674 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,913 How in heaven's name will I know? 675 00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:56,499 If I knew where she is, wouldn't I be with her? 676 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,251 Would I be getting beaten up by you? 677 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,253 So, the girl has all the money? 678 00:48:00,336 --> 00:48:01,754 Yes, Einstein. 679 00:48:02,505 --> 00:48:06,926 If I don't understand something, I consider it an insult. Understood? 680 00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:12,515 Bhaiyaji, I can tell from his eyes that he's not lying. 681 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,351 I can spot a liar anywhere. 682 00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:23,276 You say, what to do, what not to do? 683 00:48:26,654 --> 00:48:29,991 Bhaiyaji, when a person runs away, he goes to two kinds of places. 684 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:34,162 He either goes to a place where he has a support system 685 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,998 or he goes to a place where he's always wanted to go. 686 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,791 -For example... -Haridwar. 687 00:48:39,709 --> 00:48:41,044 Haridwar? 688 00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:44,672 Yes! She's gone to immerse her father's ashes in Haridwar. 689 00:48:47,050 --> 00:48:49,385 Jesus, man! Now why did you hit me? 690 00:48:49,469 --> 00:48:52,513 You should have told us this earlier, knucklehead. 691 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:55,183 Do you think this is some kind of joke? 692 00:48:57,310 --> 00:49:01,230 Bachchan, have you used this before? It's an 8mm German pistol. 693 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:05,860 Keep it. Take Teacher and find Pooja. 694 00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:10,531 Bring Pooja, Teacher and most important, the money back to me. 695 00:49:11,658 --> 00:49:16,579 But, if anybody is naughty, kill them and throw their bodies 696 00:49:16,913 --> 00:49:22,710 into the nearest river or pond. Teacher, do you understand? 697 00:49:22,794 --> 00:49:25,129 -Yes, Bhaiyaji, I do. -What? What? 698 00:49:25,213 --> 00:49:27,382 Yes, Bhaiyaji. I understand that if I make any mistake. 699 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,550 English, please. 700 00:49:29,634 --> 00:49:32,220 Okay, I understand that if anything goes wrong, 701 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,389 he is going to blow my head off. 702 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:36,766 I understand that, and I... 703 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:40,937 I won't do anything naughty. I promise. 704 00:49:41,229 --> 00:49:44,774 What he speaks, Bachchan! What he speaks! 705 00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:49,070 The man is a snake but, when he speaks English, 706 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,197 fully George Bush! 707 00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,243 Complete Prince Charlie! Prince Charlie! Charlie! 708 00:50:11,551 --> 00:50:15,304 And then there's this "Indian foreigner". 709 00:50:16,013 --> 00:50:17,724 Does the bastard even think in English? 710 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,851 So, this was my destiny. 711 00:50:19,934 --> 00:50:24,981 Move around with a wild gorilla and look for Pooja. Pooja 712 00:50:25,648 --> 00:50:28,901 Here I was with my head on the block and wherever she is, 713 00:50:28,985 --> 00:50:32,155 she must be having a blast. Bitch! 714 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,578 Intoxicating eyes 715 00:50:38,661 --> 00:50:41,497 Deceiving with sublime lies 716 00:50:41,581 --> 00:50:44,375 Tints grey on clear blue skies 717 00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,753 I'm drugged by these eyes 718 00:50:46,836 --> 00:50:50,965 My heart is but, a cluster of ties 719 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,152 Be mine in vain it cries 720 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:13,529 I flirt, I trick, I cheat 721 00:51:13,613 --> 00:51:15,948 Stealing your soul is no great feat 722 00:51:16,032 --> 00:51:19,118 I tease, I play, I defeat 723 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:21,871 You'll never find me, I vanish in a beat 724 00:51:31,047 --> 00:51:33,341 I flirt, I trick, I cheat 725 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,510 Stealing your soul is no great feat 726 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:38,012 I tease, I play, I defeat 727 00:51:38,095 --> 00:51:40,014 You'll never find me, I vanish in a beat 728 00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:42,308 I am the morning dew 729 00:51:43,976 --> 00:51:45,895 I combine day with night's hue 730 00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:48,689 I am your purest view 731 00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:51,317 How will you escape My mesmeric charm 732 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,402 Don't! Don't you dare try to give me that stare 733 00:51:53,486 --> 00:51:56,239 Don't look at me like that lover! 734 00:51:56,322 --> 00:51:58,366 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 735 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,993 Don't look at me like that, boy! 736 00:52:01,077 --> 00:52:02,870 Don't! Don't you dare try to give me that stare 737 00:52:02,954 --> 00:52:05,790 Don't look at me like that lover! 738 00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:07,875 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 739 00:52:07,959 --> 00:52:10,336 Don't look at me like that, boy! 740 00:52:10,419 --> 00:52:13,381 I flirt, I trick, I cheat 741 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:39,949 I am the night sinking All the stars in sight 742 00:52:40,032 --> 00:52:43,995 Every turn I bloom, at each sigh of gloom 743 00:52:45,580 --> 00:52:50,209 I am that spell which your willpower dispel 744 00:52:50,293 --> 00:52:52,211 I will coax you Without you smelling a hoax 745 00:52:52,295 --> 00:52:54,589 I am the emotion of a broken heart 746 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:56,757 The thought that provokes A poet's art 747 00:52:56,841 --> 00:52:59,594 I am the light, I am delight 748 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:02,430 How will you escape My mesmeric charm 749 00:53:02,513 --> 00:53:04,432 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 750 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,101 Don't look at me like that lover! 751 00:53:07,184 --> 00:53:09,145 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 752 00:53:09,228 --> 00:53:11,731 Don't look at me like that boy! 753 00:53:11,814 --> 00:53:13,524 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 754 00:53:13,608 --> 00:53:16,402 Don't look at me like that lover! 755 00:53:16,485 --> 00:53:18,571 Don't! Don't you dare try to give me that stare 756 00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:22,074 Don't look at me like that boy! 757 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:29,165 Oh I flirt, I trick and I cheat 758 00:53:29,248 --> 00:53:31,584 Intoxicating eyes 759 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:33,920 Deceiving with sublime lies 760 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:38,758 Tints grey on clear blue skies 761 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:41,135 I'm drugged by these eyes 762 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,721 My heart is but, a cluster of ties 763 00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:51,062 I am the secret that seals your lips 764 00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:54,941 The sand that from your hand slips 765 00:53:55,024 --> 00:54:00,029 I am the drop that thunders on you 766 00:54:00,112 --> 00:54:02,281 The unquenchable thirst you will never adieu 767 00:54:02,365 --> 00:54:04,533 I am the strategy behind all cons 768 00:54:04,617 --> 00:54:06,911 The unsolved web of numerous pawns 769 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:09,664 I am the light, I am delight 770 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,375 How will you escape My mesmeric charm 771 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:14,418 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 772 00:54:14,502 --> 00:54:16,963 Don't look at me like that lover! 773 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:19,048 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 774 00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,258 Don't look at me like that, boy! 775 00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:27,932 I flirt, I trick, I cheat 776 00:54:28,015 --> 00:54:30,518 Stealing your soul is no great feat 777 00:54:30,601 --> 00:54:32,853 I tease, I play, I defeat 778 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,939 You'll never find me, I vanish in a beat 779 00:54:35,022 --> 00:54:37,358 I am the morning dew 780 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:39,068 I combine day with night's hue 781 00:54:39,944 --> 00:54:42,822 I am your purest view 782 00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,533 How will you escape My mesmeric charm 783 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,162 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 784 00:54:50,246 --> 00:54:52,832 Don't look at me like that lover! 785 00:54:52,915 --> 00:54:54,834 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 786 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:57,503 Don't look at me like that, boy! 787 00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:59,547 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 788 00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,174 Don't look at me like that lover! 789 00:55:02,258 --> 00:55:04,677 Don't! Don't you dare Try to give me that stare 790 00:55:12,268 --> 00:55:14,812 This is the fastest way to catch missing people. 791 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,857 Here in this country, 792 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:20,359 people will even sell their mother for ten lakhs. 793 00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:22,737 -That's bullshit. -Especially people like you. 794 00:55:27,366 --> 00:55:29,618 By the way, what did you think of Pooja? 795 00:55:32,121 --> 00:55:34,582 Would you steal 25 crores for her? 796 00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:43,049 Okay, will you kill her if Bhaiyaji tells you to? 797 00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:45,259 He didn't say anything like that. 798 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,679 But, if he asked me to kill you, I wouldn't hesitate for a second. 799 00:55:48,763 --> 00:55:51,557 I'll park two bullets straight inside your brain. 800 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,226 What? You'll kill me? Just like that? 801 00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:58,397 This is what I came to Mumbai for. To be a shooter. 802 00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:01,942 Bang bang! I'll bury you right here if you don't shut up now. 803 00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,528 Psycho! 804 00:56:07,907 --> 00:56:09,450 Now what happened? 805 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,619 It's none of your business. 806 00:56:13,788 --> 00:56:15,206 I'm feeling hot. 807 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,583 Just sit here quietly. 808 00:57:27,570 --> 00:57:30,030 Have you seen her? 809 00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:41,792 -Have you seen her? -No, I haven't. 810 00:58:10,905 --> 00:58:12,156 What's this? 811 00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:14,408 You're in India, listen to Indian music. 812 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:16,535 Man! Music has no language. 813 00:58:16,619 --> 00:58:19,830 If I says there is a language, then there is a language. 814 00:58:19,914 --> 00:58:21,916 Is that understood? Now, shut your gob. 815 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:56,242 Watch it! 816 00:59:20,474 --> 00:59:23,394 The story thus far has been told by this "English" dimwit 817 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:27,356 But, what is going to happen now? Neither does he know, 818 00:59:27,606 --> 00:59:31,986 neither does his mother, nor does anyone's mother. 819 01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:19,950 In style 820 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:44,308 Got a light? Match box? 821 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,476 What? 822 01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:47,686 At least give me a cigarette. 823 01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,563 Bitch! 824 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:54,234 You're not happy to see me? Why? 825 01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,320 Naughty boy! 826 01:00:56,403 --> 01:00:58,781 I would've been a happy man if you had died. 827 01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:03,118 Besides, what the hell were you doing in our car? 828 01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:05,162 Thanks to your advertisements, 829 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:09,375 there was no place safer than your car for me. 830 01:01:11,043 --> 01:01:12,211 Anyways, 831 01:01:16,965 --> 01:01:18,384 Who's the hunk? 832 01:01:19,718 --> 01:01:20,969 Hunk? 833 01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:28,769 He's quite a stud! You're not jealous, are you? 834 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:40,531 Hi, hunk! The cold doesn't bother you? 835 01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:44,326 Here. Happy? Now tell me, where is Bhaiyaji's money? 836 01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:48,163 You think I have 25 crores hidden in here? 837 01:01:48,372 --> 01:01:53,877 Don't even try to be over-smart with me. Just answer my question. 838 01:01:55,045 --> 01:01:56,797 Are you also from Kanpur? 839 01:01:57,798 --> 01:01:59,800 Yes, is there a problem? 840 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:04,179 Look, I'm not like this moron. 841 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:06,390 I don't talk much. 842 01:02:06,598 --> 01:02:10,978 When I talk, both Ram and Laxman here talk with me. 843 01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:13,689 Whether you're a man or a woman, 844 01:02:14,148 --> 01:02:16,233 there's only one treatment for traitors. 845 01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:18,193 So, tell me straight 846 01:02:18,277 --> 01:02:22,739 or I'll whack you so hard, you'll forget your mother and father. 847 01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:26,493 -Rajasthan. -What? Speak loudly. 848 01:02:27,202 --> 01:02:28,996 -Money. Rajasthan. -Lets go. 849 01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:32,166 -We can't go like this. -Why? 850 01:02:32,541 --> 01:02:34,126 We'll reach heaven before we get to Rajasthan. 851 01:02:34,710 --> 01:02:36,170 Have you heard of pneumonia? 852 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,046 Nothing will happen to you. 853 01:02:38,172 --> 01:02:40,048 Nothing will happen to you! 854 01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:42,009 We don't bathe in the Ganges everyday. 855 01:02:42,092 --> 01:02:43,719 Lets go after our clothes dry. 856 01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:46,930 All right. You have five minutes, then I'll be back. 857 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:53,520 We are those that sleep in peace... 858 01:02:53,604 --> 01:02:56,315 Excuse me, can you dry this, please? 859 01:02:57,399 --> 01:03:00,152 -I'm not your grandfather's slave. -Please. 860 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,698 You've destroyed this entire country with your "please, please". Here! 861 01:03:04,781 --> 01:03:06,867 -And this. Bra! -Yuck! What is this? 862 01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,536 -Bra. -I know that. I'm not going to touch it. 863 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,996 You don't dry your vest? 864 01:03:11,079 --> 01:03:13,457 Yes I do but, I'm not going to do this, good Lord! 865 01:03:13,957 --> 01:03:15,959 This is like a vest for us. 866 01:03:16,043 --> 01:03:17,794 There's hardly anything to be coy about. 867 01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:20,881 When there are posters with women in tiny bikinis displayed all over, 868 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:23,050 I'm sure you have a good look. 869 01:03:23,133 --> 01:03:25,677 I'm not that type, understand? 870 01:03:26,345 --> 01:03:29,264 So, what type are you? The other type? 871 01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,521 No, not the other type either. Put it here. 872 01:03:39,399 --> 01:03:41,985 These people wear all kinds of weird things. Hey! dry this. 873 01:03:44,279 --> 01:03:45,781 Why? Is it electrocuting you? 874 01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:49,159 Shut up! 875 01:03:49,243 --> 01:03:52,287 I won't tolerate all this chatter, you understand? 876 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,956 I'll give you one tight whack and then everything will be understood. 877 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:55,457 Now dry your clothes quickly and come. 878 01:03:55,707 --> 01:03:57,334 I'm waiting there. Move it. 879 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:07,386 Jimmy. 880 01:04:07,469 --> 01:04:08,804 What? 881 01:04:09,304 --> 01:04:11,098 Can we start again, please? 882 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:17,437 Take me with you. 883 01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:19,606 There's enough for the two of us. 884 01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,277 Remember what you said? In this country, 885 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,990 if you have the money and a little wit, you'll never get caught. 886 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:39,376 I have the money and you have the smartness. 887 01:04:40,961 --> 01:04:45,799 Just you, me and 25 crores! 888 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:49,636 How many times do you think 889 01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:52,723 you can make a fool out of me with the same bloody lollipop? 890 01:04:58,228 --> 01:04:59,730 You'll have to be alive to become a fool. 891 01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:03,317 What do you think? 892 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,235 After Bhaiyaji gets his money back, 893 01:05:05,319 --> 01:05:06,945 he's going to give us character certificates and bid us farewell? 894 01:05:07,571 --> 01:05:08,989 Do you even know his name? 895 01:05:10,449 --> 01:05:13,869 Lakhan Singh Ballebaaz, a.k.a Bhaiyaji. 896 01:05:15,245 --> 01:05:17,873 He would get his picture printed on the currency notes 897 01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:19,374 instead of Gandhiji, if he could. 898 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,210 He's a terror. 899 01:05:22,711 --> 01:05:25,088 Cricket bats, hockey sticks, football shoes 900 01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:30,969 and even tennis rackets are his murder weapons. Do you know why? 901 01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,680 He enjoys killing people. 902 01:05:33,764 --> 01:05:36,183 The entire river's dried up, but, your clothes haven't? 903 01:05:36,975 --> 01:05:39,519 As if it's Draupadi's saree that just won't dry. 904 01:05:39,853 --> 01:05:43,607 Useless freaks, their English clothes don't seem to dry only. 905 01:05:44,650 --> 01:05:47,152 And now I've got to piss, where can I go? 906 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:57,788 If anyone can save us from Bhaiyaji, it's him. Captain Wallop. 907 01:05:58,497 --> 01:06:01,291 Him? Mr. By-the-banks-of-the-Ganges? 908 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:03,960 If he's on our side, we might just escape. 909 01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:06,880 But, why would he be on our side? 910 01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:16,223 He knows about us. Same lollipop and the same trick. 911 01:06:17,766 --> 01:06:19,267 But, the fool's different. 912 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:24,564 Wow! You've actually become smart after being made a fool! 913 01:06:24,648 --> 01:06:27,734 I was good for you. But, now what? 914 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:31,571 Now I am going to rape you. 915 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:35,909 Nice. 916 01:06:51,174 --> 01:06:53,927 One second. Let me... 917 01:06:55,137 --> 01:06:58,598 Help! How dare you try to de-flower me? Bachchan! 918 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:02,269 Help! Please leave me for God's sake. 919 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,187 Why would I leave such a good thing for God? 920 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:08,942 You're overacting. 921 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,819 You are over critical. 922 01:07:10,902 --> 01:07:12,571 Please help! 923 01:07:12,654 --> 01:07:16,324 Shameless woman, I'll teach such a lesson that... 924 01:07:18,744 --> 01:07:23,039 No matter how shameless a woman is, a lady's honor is still honor. 925 01:07:23,123 --> 01:07:25,459 This is none of your business, Bachchan. 926 01:07:25,709 --> 01:07:28,462 And she does not have any honor whatsoever, she's a bloody bitch. 927 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,881 You know the mess I'm in because of her? You know! 928 01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,633 You're not an angel either. 929 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:39,097 You can have her too. She's quite hot. Hey, I don't mind. 930 01:07:41,933 --> 01:07:44,186 What happened? Broke a tooth? 931 01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:46,521 Didn't even shake, loser. 932 01:07:49,441 --> 01:07:52,360 I hate you, Pooja. Bitch! 933 01:07:55,989 --> 01:07:57,324 Are your clothes dry? 934 01:07:57,407 --> 01:07:59,075 Why don't you check? 935 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:15,008 You see this woman. She's a not nice girl. 936 01:08:15,217 --> 01:08:18,011 Very bad girl, I'm telling you. 937 01:08:24,851 --> 01:08:26,520 Down, down. 938 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:28,021 -What happened? -Police. 939 01:08:28,355 --> 01:08:29,606 How do you know? 940 01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:30,982 That man had come to the call center. 941 01:08:31,066 --> 01:08:33,026 He knows Bhaiyaji's entire history. 942 01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:35,111 Where's my phone gone? 943 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:45,622 Speaking. 944 01:08:45,705 --> 01:08:47,582 Good evening, Bhaiyaji. 945 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,543 Have you found that unfaithful bitch? 946 01:08:50,001 --> 01:08:51,837 Now if I knew this much English, 947 01:08:51,920 --> 01:08:53,463 I would've been in the IPS or IAS. 948 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:56,049 Bhaiyaji, can you please speak louder? 949 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:57,926 Have you found the bastard lady, Pooja Singh? 950 01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,470 Have you found Pooja? That traitor woman? 951 01:09:00,554 --> 01:09:01,972 I have found her. Yes, Bhaiyaji. 952 01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:03,890 Going to collect the money which she's hidden in Rajasthan. 953 01:09:03,974 --> 01:09:05,475 But, there's a small problem. 954 01:09:05,559 --> 01:09:07,477 The professor seems to have recognized a police officer here. 955 01:09:07,561 --> 01:09:09,312 His name is ACP Hooda. 956 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:14,276 He's dangerous. Has been on my back for some time now. 957 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,319 Dog fellow. 958 01:09:16,611 --> 01:09:19,239 Bhaiyaji, if you like, I could get rid of him. 959 01:09:19,406 --> 01:09:23,159 Stay away from him, Bachchan. He's danger. 960 01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:25,495 Don't get seen by him, okay? 961 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:29,499 Okay. I wanted to ask you one question, Bhaiyaji. 962 01:09:31,376 --> 01:09:33,962 Bachchan, you think I'm 963 01:09:34,045 --> 01:09:37,132 one of the contestants of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 964 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:41,386 Asking, asking, asking, question! 965 01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:43,263 What are you meant for? 966 01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:47,726 Eating cherry pie? Don't ask questions, 967 01:09:48,310 --> 01:09:50,478 answer first. 968 01:09:58,069 --> 01:09:59,988 Baby, you carry on. 969 01:10:06,578 --> 01:10:08,038 He's saying that you are very... 970 01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:09,956 Shut up, schmuck. 971 01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:13,084 I don't need to understand the language to know what he just said. 972 01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:15,086 Don't teach me, useless fool. 973 01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,006 He has a habit of interrupting people. 974 01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:22,177 You keep quiet, slut. Hey Bachchan, keep her away from me or... 975 01:10:22,385 --> 01:10:24,596 Or what, Jeetu? 976 01:10:24,679 --> 01:10:26,431 Bachchan will rip off your arm 977 01:10:26,514 --> 01:10:28,016 and throw it away, Jeetender! 978 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:33,939 Hey, stop. Stop it! 979 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:38,777 Stop this cat and dog fight or I give you both one slap each. 980 01:10:38,860 --> 01:10:40,528 -I hate you. -Piss off. 981 01:10:49,996 --> 01:10:53,500 Hey lady, why are you cutting your jeans? 982 01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:56,419 Hey, why are you cutting your jeans? 983 01:10:58,171 --> 01:10:59,798 Style. 984 01:11:08,765 --> 01:11:10,600 Don't think I was staring. 985 01:11:11,309 --> 01:11:14,145 Why? Am I that bad? 986 01:11:40,213 --> 01:11:42,507 -Any clues? -No, sir. 987 01:11:43,591 --> 01:11:46,177 -Hooda here? How? -Who Buddha? 988 01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:48,805 Not Buddha, ACP Hooda. Come on, run. 989 01:11:48,888 --> 01:11:51,349 I want those three. These are useless, let them go. 990 01:11:53,101 --> 01:11:55,311 Okay, move it. Come on, hurry up! 991 01:11:56,688 --> 01:11:59,941 -Move it, move it. -Run, run. 992 01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:04,821 -Namastey. Namastey. -Hi. 993 01:12:04,904 --> 01:12:06,489 -Whoa! -Oh, Jesus! 994 01:12:07,032 --> 01:12:08,700 Check every bed, bag and box. 995 01:12:08,783 --> 01:12:10,368 Tapad, check those black boxes. 996 01:12:10,785 --> 01:12:12,537 Can't trust these rascals for a second. 997 01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:15,707 All the equipment should be here. Why it hasn't reached, man? 998 01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:17,375 Come on, just send the extras. 999 01:12:17,459 --> 01:12:19,044 What program are you making? 1000 01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:22,881 Sir, shooting sir of an English film. Hollywood, sir, Hollywood. 1001 01:12:23,298 --> 01:12:24,716 You offspring of Spielberg, 1002 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:26,760 have you joined Hollywood? 1003 01:12:26,968 --> 01:12:31,639 Speak in a language that you know. Speak in Hindi. 1004 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,933 Sir, I have all permissions with me. 1005 01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:35,435 You can check. They're very famous people. 1006 01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:37,103 Please don't kill me, please. 1007 01:12:37,187 --> 01:12:39,105 I am a friend of India. I'm making a movie. 1008 01:12:39,189 --> 01:12:40,648 It's it's called Holy Widows. 1009 01:12:40,732 --> 01:12:42,317 It's a good movie, it's not like this other crap. 1010 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,986 It's definitely going to be nominated for an Oscar. 1011 01:12:45,987 --> 01:12:49,699 He says that he's making a film called Holy Widow 1012 01:12:49,783 --> 01:12:51,117 and is a friend of India. 1013 01:12:51,826 --> 01:12:53,536 Tell him we're going to be in his film. 1014 01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,704 We are going to be in your movie. 1015 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,456 Doing what? 1016 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:57,707 What will we do? 1017 01:12:57,791 --> 01:12:59,125 Sing a song, what else? 1018 01:12:59,209 --> 01:13:00,752 Singing a song? 1019 01:13:00,835 --> 01:13:02,212 There is no song in my film. 1020 01:13:02,295 --> 01:13:05,423 -He says there's no song in his film. -Now there is! 1021 01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:07,509 Dude, this is India. There is song for everything. 1022 01:14:01,396 --> 01:14:05,775 When I see a pearly white face 1023 01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:17,996 My heart begins to race I'm hitting on you in any case! 1024 01:14:18,079 --> 01:14:22,333 When I see a pearly white face 1025 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:25,378 My heart begins to race I'm hitting on you in any case! 1026 01:14:27,005 --> 01:14:28,965 When I see a pearly white face 1027 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,343 When I see a pearly white face 1028 01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:34,304 My heart begins to race I'm hitting on you in any case! 1029 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:37,182 Oh, very... Oh, very... 1030 01:14:37,265 --> 01:14:38,933 Oh, very happy in my heart 1031 01:14:39,017 --> 01:14:41,102 It dances away 1032 01:14:41,186 --> 01:14:43,438 Very happy in my heart 1033 01:14:43,855 --> 01:14:45,023 It dances away 1034 01:14:45,106 --> 01:14:46,441 It dances 1035 01:14:46,524 --> 01:14:48,151 It dances 1036 01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:50,361 It dances in a sway 1037 01:14:50,445 --> 01:14:52,572 Oh, happy in my heart 1038 01:15:22,268 --> 01:15:25,021 It dances away 1039 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:31,402 Oh, can't stop my feet 1040 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:36,866 Can't stop my feet Oh, this tormenting beat 1041 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:38,952 I just can't stop my feet It is like torture sweet 1042 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:41,079 Standing steadfast In the scorching heat 1043 01:15:41,162 --> 01:15:43,122 Locked is our gaze as we meet 1044 01:15:43,206 --> 01:15:45,291 Don't hide your feelings 1045 01:15:45,375 --> 01:15:47,252 Tell me of these sweet tidings 1046 01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:49,963 -Oh, very... -Happy, happy... 1047 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,090 Oh, very happy in my heart 1048 01:15:52,173 --> 01:15:54,342 It dances away 1049 01:15:54,425 --> 01:15:56,261 Very happy in my heart 1050 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:57,845 It dances away 1051 01:15:57,929 --> 01:15:59,055 It dances 1052 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:00,807 It dances 1053 01:16:00,890 --> 01:16:02,850 It dances in a sway 1054 01:16:02,934 --> 01:16:05,228 Oh, happy in my heart 1055 01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:28,501 It dances away 1056 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:32,797 Oh, as pink as a rose Your cheek glows 1057 01:16:33,131 --> 01:16:35,466 As blue as the sky Your eyes make me fly 1058 01:16:35,550 --> 01:16:37,385 A face as pure as the untouched moon 1059 01:16:37,468 --> 01:16:41,889 And hair as black as a cloud in June 1060 01:16:41,973 --> 01:16:43,683 I can't hide it any further My heart beats for you with fervor 1061 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:46,352 Oh, my heart beats for you 1062 01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:51,649 Louder every time you're in view 1063 01:16:51,733 --> 01:16:57,113 For the premier of Your heart, one chance 1064 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:03,786 I'll buy out the theater By booking advance 1065 01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:08,583 Yes, for the premier of my heart 1066 01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:11,044 Everyone wants an adnavce booking 1067 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:15,590 Oh, very... Oh, very... 1068 01:17:15,673 --> 01:17:19,427 Oh, very happy in my heart It dances away 1069 01:17:19,510 --> 01:17:21,137 Very happy in my heart It dances away 1070 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,305 Oh, it dances 1071 01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:23,973 It dances 1072 01:17:24,057 --> 01:17:28,269 It dances in a sway 1073 01:17:29,270 --> 01:17:31,522 Oh, happy in my heart It dances away 1074 01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:35,568 When I see a pearly white face 1075 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:38,946 My heart begins to race I'm I'm hitting on you in any case! 1076 01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:42,617 When I see a pearly white face 1077 01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:45,828 Yes when I see a pearly white face 1078 01:17:45,912 --> 01:17:47,663 My heart begins to race I'm hitting on you in any case! 1079 01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,375 Oh, very... Oh, very... 1080 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,085 Oh, very happy in my heart 1081 01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:54,504 It dances away 1082 01:17:54,587 --> 01:17:56,422 Oh, very happy in my heart 1083 01:17:56,506 --> 01:17:58,007 It dances away 1084 01:17:58,091 --> 01:17:59,342 It dances 1085 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:00,843 It dances 1086 01:18:00,927 --> 01:18:04,597 It dances in a sway 1087 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,810 Oh, happy in my heart, it dances away 1088 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:13,481 Oh, very happy in my heart It dances in a sway 1089 01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:17,652 Oh, very, very happy in my heart It dances away 1090 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:23,699 Oh, very happy in my heart, it dances in a sway 1091 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:36,379 Hey, Olga, if you are ever in Bombay... What is your problem? 1092 01:18:36,754 --> 01:18:38,464 Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy! 1093 01:18:38,548 --> 01:18:40,007 Listen, thanks so much. I really appreciate it. 1094 01:18:40,091 --> 01:18:41,175 Yes, sure no problem. 1095 01:18:41,259 --> 01:18:44,011 Mr. Bachchan, Mr. Bachchan, thank you very much. 1096 01:18:44,095 --> 01:18:45,930 I hear you are a huge star. 1097 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,308 I told him you're Amitabh Bachchan. 1098 01:18:49,392 --> 01:18:51,936 Listen, if you're ever in LA, please give me a call. 1099 01:18:52,019 --> 01:18:54,105 We'll do lunch, okay? 1100 01:18:56,315 --> 01:18:58,526 Thanks, thanks really. 1101 01:18:58,901 --> 01:19:01,446 Hey, Harvey, Harvey! Yeah. Guess what, man? 1102 01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:05,158 We got a song for Holy Widows. Stars this huge Indian star. 1103 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,576 You're going to love it. 1104 01:19:21,340 --> 01:19:24,552 I had never seen a girl so close. Felt strange. 1105 01:19:26,804 --> 01:19:28,264 It felt weird. 1106 01:19:30,558 --> 01:19:33,811 People look so innocent when they're asleep. Just like children. 1107 01:19:34,812 --> 01:19:37,148 She looked like she couldn't hurt a fly. 1108 01:19:37,899 --> 01:19:39,734 I don't know why I wished that 1109 01:19:39,817 --> 01:19:42,445 she keep sleeping on my shoulder forever 1110 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:43,821 and I'd keep sitting here forever. 1111 01:19:59,128 --> 01:20:00,505 Good morning. 1112 01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,216 Good, good. 1113 01:20:03,591 --> 01:20:04,967 You didn't sleep? 1114 01:20:08,221 --> 01:20:10,556 If I had slept, you would've run away again! 1115 01:20:13,851 --> 01:20:16,312 No, if I run now, I'll run with you. 1116 01:20:16,687 --> 01:20:19,524 I get really good sleep on your shoulder. 1117 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:28,282 Pooja, I think you've messed up your life after falling into bad company. 1118 01:20:34,205 --> 01:20:36,541 Sometimes, what's right for you can be wrong for someone else. 1119 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:39,377 Now, Bhaiyaji may be a big don, 1120 01:20:40,336 --> 01:20:42,755 but, when he takes Pooja Singh's name, 1121 01:20:43,256 --> 01:20:44,966 he'll take it with a little respect. 1122 01:20:50,805 --> 01:20:52,390 Are you married? 1123 01:20:56,310 --> 01:21:00,982 Will you marry me? I'm serious. This is not a joke. 1124 01:21:02,525 --> 01:21:04,110 Will you elope with me? 1125 01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:22,920 Pooja has a rare quality and it's found in very successful people. 1126 01:21:24,380 --> 01:21:26,340 She never wastes any time. 1127 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,929 Bachchan, I'm not scared of Bhaiyaji if you are with me. 1128 01:21:34,265 --> 01:21:36,392 But, are you with me? 1129 01:21:36,726 --> 01:21:38,769 Twenty-five crores is a lot of money. 1130 01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:45,776 And I'm the bonus! 1131 01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:56,704 The further you go away from me, the closer I'll come. 1132 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,962 Pooja, can you hear that groaning sound? 1133 01:22:11,761 --> 01:22:16,849 Your eyes, your eyes Biting, biting black eyes 1134 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:22,355 Night eyes, night eyes Your black night eyes 1135 01:22:22,438 --> 01:22:24,774 Teacher, sing with me! 1136 01:22:25,149 --> 01:22:29,445 Your eyes, your eyes Biting, biting black eyes! 1137 01:22:30,363 --> 01:22:34,700 Hello, my dear Pooja! Welcome, welcome! 1138 01:22:35,326 --> 01:22:40,373 First you did Teacher, and now you're doing Bachchan also? 1139 01:22:41,624 --> 01:22:44,460 -Good afternoon, Bhaiyaji. -God bless you, son. 1140 01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:49,215 About Pooja. One thing fantastic. 1141 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,842 Stealing money, 1142 01:22:52,927 --> 01:22:55,846 and then hiding it in beautiful places. 1143 01:22:56,138 --> 01:22:59,266 Pooja, money where is? 1144 01:23:44,979 --> 01:23:47,648 Hey Misir, I'll bet you 500? 1145 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:49,775 For what? 1146 01:23:49,859 --> 01:23:51,235 After getting the money, 1147 01:23:51,318 --> 01:23:53,988 Bhaiyaji will first blow Pooja's brain out, and then Teacher's. 1148 01:23:54,238 --> 01:23:58,159 You idiot, you've spent so much time with Bhaiyaji. He's going first. 1149 01:23:58,242 --> 01:23:59,952 So, make it a 1,000 then? 1150 01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:03,789 You enjoy losing, don't you? 1151 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:07,501 We'll see. 1152 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:10,629 It looks too small. 1153 01:24:11,297 --> 01:24:12,673 It's one crore. 1154 01:24:12,757 --> 01:24:16,385 You stole twenty-five, and are returning one? 1155 01:24:16,469 --> 01:24:20,222 I have learnt a couple things while working with you. 1156 01:24:20,973 --> 01:24:22,683 The money is in different places. 1157 01:24:23,309 --> 01:24:26,812 Very good! How many places? 1158 01:24:27,271 --> 01:24:28,731 Seven. 1159 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:30,024 Why seven only? 1160 01:24:31,025 --> 01:24:32,568 Style. 1161 01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:39,575 Hand-shake, Pooja! I'm a fan of style. 1162 01:24:43,871 --> 01:24:45,831 Now listen to my style. 1163 01:24:47,374 --> 01:24:50,920 I want every dime of mine back to me in seven days. 1164 01:24:55,174 --> 01:24:57,009 Bhaiyaji, I've hidden the money all over India. 1165 01:24:57,301 --> 01:24:58,803 Seven days is not enough. 1166 01:25:01,055 --> 01:25:06,018 Pooja, give money, you alive, me alive. 1167 01:25:06,811 --> 01:25:08,687 Okay, TaTa. bye. 1168 01:25:10,189 --> 01:25:14,568 Bad looking fellows your face be black. 1169 01:25:25,621 --> 01:25:28,541 The foreign delegation is coming in seven days. 1170 01:25:29,500 --> 01:25:32,962 The money should be with me by then. 1171 01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:37,508 You go with them, and after you've tak all the money, 1172 01:25:37,591 --> 01:25:39,134 use the gun, 1173 01:25:39,802 --> 01:25:43,722 finish both of them. 1174 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,975 Upstairs! 1175 01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:53,357 You will become a part of Bhaiyaj's Eleven! 1176 01:25:55,192 --> 01:25:56,819 Giving you a suit also. 1177 01:25:58,362 --> 01:26:03,284 But, if anything goes wrong, I'll be playing cricket with your balls. 1178 01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:07,454 What happened? Not happy? 1179 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:12,293 Bhaiyaji, there couldn't be a happier moment for me. 1180 01:26:12,376 --> 01:26:14,295 Then, smile please. 1181 01:26:45,034 --> 01:26:46,660 Surround them completely. 1182 01:27:25,074 --> 01:27:27,952 The bloody bullets always finish just when you need them. 1183 01:27:28,035 --> 01:27:29,203 Don't worry, Bachchan. 1184 01:27:40,506 --> 01:27:41,966 Stop! 1185 01:27:42,049 --> 01:27:45,678 Bhaiyaji, I know you're out of bullets. 1186 01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,222 Surrender now if you know what's good for you. 1187 01:28:02,736 --> 01:28:04,238 Bastard! 1188 01:28:08,325 --> 01:28:09,743 Go, Bachchan. 1189 01:28:38,022 --> 01:28:39,857 Pooja, here. 1190 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:48,574 We have guts. 1191 01:28:48,657 --> 01:28:51,243 Give flowers too, Bachchan Pandey 1192 01:28:51,702 --> 01:28:53,078 We are Heros. 1193 01:28:53,162 --> 01:28:56,206 We have guts 1194 01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:59,043 We are atom bomb. We have dignity near the Ganga. 1195 01:28:59,126 --> 01:29:01,754 My name is Bachchan Pandey 1196 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:05,758 We attack on reverse way 1197 01:29:35,579 --> 01:29:36,789 Here. 1198 01:29:44,463 --> 01:29:45,881 Should I kill you? 1199 01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:49,301 It'd be nicer if you don't. 1200 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:56,767 All right, something you can remember me for! 1201 01:29:56,850 --> 01:30:00,270 Sucker, taking the easy way out again. 1202 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:04,900 You're the one who said you're safest next to the enemy. 1203 01:30:05,067 --> 01:30:07,236 That day I ran straight to Hooda. 1204 01:30:08,112 --> 01:30:09,738 The police were looking for me 1205 01:30:09,822 --> 01:30:12,699 because I had leaked the information from the call center. 1206 01:30:12,783 --> 01:30:15,410 But, I wasn't as worried about the police as I was about Bhaiyaji. 1207 01:30:16,078 --> 01:30:18,455 Hooda told me that the only way out of the mess was to help 1208 01:30:18,539 --> 01:30:21,333 the police to catch Bhaiyaji, by surrendering myself to him. 1209 01:30:21,416 --> 01:30:25,796 He said it was my only hope and I knew he was right. 1210 01:30:27,840 --> 01:30:30,592 By the way, why were your men shooting at me? 1211 01:30:30,676 --> 01:30:33,345 That's because nobody else knows you're working for the police. 1212 01:30:33,887 --> 01:30:35,722 Cool! Like, really secret and stuff, eh? 1213 01:30:35,806 --> 01:30:37,224 Yeah. 1214 01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:39,268 So, nobody else knows? 1215 01:30:40,018 --> 01:30:42,729 Tell me, does Bhaiyaji have any idea that you work for us? 1216 01:30:43,313 --> 01:30:45,983 After I saw you in Ladakh, I created such a big noise 1217 01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:48,152 that it seemed as though you were chasing me, and not Bhaiyaji! 1218 01:30:49,486 --> 01:30:52,364 The world to me is a Blind and dark place 1219 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:55,075 I'm like the wind Throwing smoke in your face 1220 01:30:55,159 --> 01:30:58,829 No deed do I do that Makes me fall from grace 1221 01:30:58,912 --> 01:31:02,374 If you blabber too much You'll be struck by my mace 1222 01:31:07,171 --> 01:31:10,966 The soil by the Ganges Is full of my fame's grain 1223 01:31:11,049 --> 01:31:13,510 I am Bachchan Pande The sane and insane 1224 01:32:16,615 --> 01:32:18,659 Ah, it seems like we've almost cornered Bhaiyaji! 1225 01:32:18,742 --> 01:32:20,786 -Where are you going? -I'm coming with you. 1226 01:32:21,036 --> 01:32:23,121 -No, you wait here. -Why? 1227 01:32:23,205 --> 01:32:25,624 You see, you are a delicate darling from the call center. 1228 01:32:26,458 --> 01:32:29,253 Now if someone were to shove a gun on you like this, 1229 01:32:29,336 --> 01:32:31,129 you'll be peeing in your pants. 1230 01:32:31,213 --> 01:32:32,881 All this bloodshed... 1231 01:32:39,554 --> 01:32:45,269 Hello, Prince Charlie! Saving your life, 1232 01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:50,607 yours affectionately, the Bhaiyaji! 1233 01:33:58,133 --> 01:34:00,927 Hooda was dead. There were only two people in this story 1234 01:34:01,011 --> 01:34:05,724 that were not criminals. ACP K S Hooda and me. 1235 01:34:05,974 --> 01:34:07,934 But, now, to stay alive, I had to be like them. 1236 01:34:09,144 --> 01:34:11,021 Become dangerous. 1237 01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:15,359 Become cunning. 1238 01:34:17,944 --> 01:34:19,696 Become a sure-shot. 1239 01:35:09,621 --> 01:35:10,705 Smelling nice. 1240 01:35:12,249 --> 01:35:13,333 Not for you. 1241 01:35:13,417 --> 01:35:16,503 Listen, whatever you want to do, do it tonight. 1242 01:35:17,045 --> 01:35:18,213 Why? 1243 01:35:18,296 --> 01:35:22,134 Because, if you make friends with the hangman, it might be smoother. 1244 01:35:24,553 --> 01:35:25,971 Bachchan is our hangman? 1245 01:35:26,054 --> 01:35:30,475 Yes, I heard Bhaiyaji speaking to him. 1246 01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:35,105 So, whatever you plan on doing, do it now, 1247 01:35:36,356 --> 01:35:37,566 babes! 1248 01:35:44,239 --> 01:35:46,533 The face of the God must always point towards the east. 1249 01:35:47,117 --> 01:35:49,953 It's so dark, I could hardly make out east from west. 1250 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:52,205 You pray everyday? 1251 01:35:54,082 --> 01:35:55,917 Normally, early in the morning, not in the evening. 1252 01:35:56,543 --> 01:35:58,545 So, what do you do in the evenings? 1253 01:35:58,628 --> 01:36:00,755 I drink, okay? 1254 01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:39,836 Now don't presume that just because I've had two drinks with you, 1255 01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:42,547 I'm on your side. 1256 01:36:43,256 --> 01:36:45,050 The nonsense you've done with Bhaiyaji 1257 01:36:46,176 --> 01:36:48,136 doesn't deserve forgiveness. 1258 01:36:48,428 --> 01:36:51,806 And you need not imagine that just because I'm sitting with you. 1259 01:36:51,890 --> 01:36:54,309 It means that I'll listen to anything you say. 1260 01:36:54,935 --> 01:36:58,188 Given one chance, I'll be out of here, with the entire loot. 1261 01:36:58,271 --> 01:36:59,731 I know. 1262 01:37:04,861 --> 01:37:06,446 Anyway, this place is quite beautiful. 1263 01:37:06,988 --> 01:37:08,240 And me? 1264 01:37:09,741 --> 01:37:10,867 And I'm not beautiful? 1265 01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:13,662 Of course you're beautiful, very beautiful. 1266 01:37:14,621 --> 01:37:16,373 -Liar! -I swear. 1267 01:37:16,456 --> 01:37:17,707 Swear on whom? 1268 01:37:17,916 --> 01:37:20,043 I swear on my aunt, on Omprakash, on electricity. 1269 01:37:22,254 --> 01:37:24,297 Swearing on aunts and uncles doesn't mean anything. 1270 01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:25,882 Really? 1271 01:37:25,966 --> 01:37:28,969 You only swear on someone that you can't live without. 1272 01:37:30,637 --> 01:37:33,557 Someone on whom you can't bear to see the slightest scratch. 1273 01:37:36,601 --> 01:37:37,936 Is there anyone like this? 1274 01:37:47,195 --> 01:37:52,534 I can only swear on one person, Pooja, but, I won't. 1275 01:37:57,539 --> 01:37:58,748 What are you looking at? 1276 01:38:02,043 --> 01:38:03,295 A cycle. 1277 01:38:05,005 --> 01:38:08,466 She rode her cycle in such fury. 1278 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:10,969 It moved at the speed of a jet plane! 1279 01:38:14,097 --> 01:38:16,182 Hey, why hasn't the electricity come back yet? 1280 01:38:16,808 --> 01:38:18,143 That's what I'm trying to figure out. 1281 01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:20,520 How much longer? 1282 01:38:20,604 --> 01:38:22,939 How do I know what this wire has in mind? 1283 01:38:23,023 --> 01:38:24,399 When the electricity returns, 1284 01:38:24,482 --> 01:38:26,568 it will get to your house automatically, okay? 1285 01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:30,697 Hey why did you remove the air? 1286 01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:33,742 When the electricity returns and comes to my house, 1287 01:38:33,825 --> 01:38:36,161 the air will automatically fill up, okay? 1288 01:38:37,203 --> 01:38:39,164 I had been stealing electricity for seven years, 1289 01:38:39,664 --> 01:38:41,082 but, that was the first time I got electrocuted. 1290 01:38:41,166 --> 01:38:42,876 It felt good. 1291 01:38:43,168 --> 01:38:46,296 I felt as though I could handle shocks like this 1292 01:38:46,713 --> 01:38:48,715 for the rest of my life for this girl. 1293 01:39:07,859 --> 01:39:09,903 She used to live right opposite 1294 01:39:10,362 --> 01:39:12,614 the vegetable market, and I didn't know her. 1295 01:39:12,697 --> 01:39:14,908 But, I wanted to know her. 1296 01:39:57,742 --> 01:40:00,245 Electricity... Is there elecrticity? 1297 01:40:00,328 --> 01:40:04,374 Silly goose, the sun is bright and shining. There's light everywhere! 1298 01:40:07,127 --> 01:40:10,505 You want some? Won't cry now, will you? 1299 01:40:11,548 --> 01:40:12,716 Here. 1300 01:40:16,469 --> 01:40:17,637 Here. 1301 01:40:20,598 --> 01:40:21,808 Eat. 1302 01:40:22,350 --> 01:40:24,018 That day I could've eaten a zillion chillies. 1303 01:40:24,102 --> 01:40:26,479 -Gudiyaaa. -Coming. 1304 01:40:26,563 --> 01:40:28,481 Because that was the day I learnt her name. 1305 01:40:31,276 --> 01:40:32,861 Gudiya! 1306 01:40:33,945 --> 01:40:35,572 Hey, silly goose! 1307 01:40:36,156 --> 01:40:39,868 Silly goose, your brain's loose! You're just a bag of juice! 1308 01:40:39,951 --> 01:40:44,789 She didn't know my name but, I didn't mind being a silly goose, 1309 01:40:44,873 --> 01:40:48,001 or an idiot or even a donkey for her. 1310 01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:52,297 Silly goose, your brain's loose! You're just a bag of juice! 1311 01:40:52,672 --> 01:40:55,550 -Silly goose, your brain's loose! -Silly goose, brain's loose! 1312 01:40:59,012 --> 01:41:01,306 Hey, silly goose, this is an all-girls school. 1313 01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:03,683 -I know that. -Did you follow me here? 1314 01:41:03,767 --> 01:41:06,019 Yes, I mean, no. What's your name? 1315 01:41:06,102 --> 01:41:07,395 Gudiya! 1316 01:41:08,062 --> 01:41:10,231 I mean, what is your school name? 1317 01:41:10,440 --> 01:41:13,234 Kumari Udiyan School. 1318 01:41:14,486 --> 01:41:16,738 I'll meet after school and tell you! 1319 01:41:17,614 --> 01:41:18,948 Where? 1320 01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:21,326 At the old ghats. 1321 01:41:22,494 --> 01:41:26,039 It was not yet time for school to be out, but, I went there early. 1322 01:41:26,122 --> 01:41:27,832 I had decided that come what may, 1323 01:41:27,916 --> 01:41:29,834 I was going to find out Gudiya's real name today. 1324 01:41:30,502 --> 01:41:33,129 And as soon as she'd tell me her name, 1325 01:41:33,213 --> 01:41:34,881 I'll give her bangles. Pink bangles. 1326 01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:36,382 Hey! 1327 01:41:37,675 --> 01:41:39,844 It's him, he's the one. 1328 01:41:39,928 --> 01:41:41,095 Been stealing electricity, have you, smarty pants? 1329 01:41:41,179 --> 01:41:43,389 Hogging it all by yourself? 1330 01:41:44,098 --> 01:41:46,059 Yes, the electricity department is ours. 1331 01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:47,644 If anyone steals from it, we will. 1332 01:41:59,739 --> 01:42:01,741 I think he bled a couple of liters of blood. 1333 01:42:03,451 --> 01:42:05,411 I'm not sure but, thanks to that, 1334 01:42:05,495 --> 01:42:08,498 I spent the next two years in the remand home. 1335 01:42:09,499 --> 01:42:12,544 When I came back, there was no sign of Gudiya or her house. 1336 01:42:12,627 --> 01:42:14,754 I heard later that it was actually her aunt's house. 1337 01:42:17,423 --> 01:42:19,342 I looked for her everywhere desperately, 1338 01:42:20,844 --> 01:42:23,555 but, I didn't even know her name, 1339 01:42:23,638 --> 01:42:29,102 or, where she was from. She just disappeared. 1340 01:42:31,229 --> 01:42:37,193 Since that day, I sometimes call myself a silly goose. Makes me smile. 1341 01:42:41,322 --> 01:42:43,491 On a bad day, after a couple drinks, 1342 01:42:44,701 --> 01:42:48,997 I thrash the living daylights out of some idiot 1343 01:42:50,164 --> 01:42:52,166 from the electricity department. 1344 01:42:53,751 --> 01:42:55,837 And then I go home and sleep peacefully. 1345 01:43:07,640 --> 01:43:09,934 It's not such a depressing story. 1346 01:43:12,520 --> 01:43:15,231 I just told you because you asked. 1347 01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:23,323 Now you go. Who would you swear on? 1348 01:43:25,199 --> 01:43:26,409 Silly goose. 1349 01:43:28,453 --> 01:43:30,079 I am Gudiya. 1350 01:43:31,289 --> 01:43:36,377 I've always been like this but, at least you could've recognized me. 1351 01:43:38,546 --> 01:43:42,675 You're such a donkey. My real name is Pooja Singh. 1352 01:43:44,886 --> 01:43:46,971 I went to the ghats that day after 1353 01:43:47,055 --> 01:43:49,140 school was over and waited for two hours. 1354 01:43:49,223 --> 01:43:51,601 My aunt came to pick me up but, I was refusing to go. 1355 01:43:52,936 --> 01:43:54,604 That was the day my father passed away. 1356 01:43:56,648 --> 01:43:58,399 I went back. 1357 01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:03,154 I lost a lot on that day, Bachchan. 1358 01:44:05,615 --> 01:44:07,700 I never went back to Kanpur after that, 1359 01:44:09,619 --> 01:44:11,829 but, I remember every single thing. 1360 01:44:12,038 --> 01:44:14,582 The school, the chillies, the pan shop at the corner, 1361 01:44:15,333 --> 01:44:18,169 the market on Ram Devi four-cross on Mondays, 1362 01:44:18,252 --> 01:44:21,297 Imperial Talkies and Nigaar Talkies right opposite each other, 1363 01:44:21,381 --> 01:44:23,841 where they mostly played Jitender's movies. 1364 01:44:24,467 --> 01:44:26,678 And Amitabh Bachchan's at home. 1365 01:44:26,761 --> 01:44:30,098 The tea stall near my school. 1366 01:44:30,682 --> 01:44:34,811 And boys who ran behind the girls' rickshaws. 1367 01:44:35,687 --> 01:44:38,439 Who went behind your rickshaw? 1368 01:44:38,856 --> 01:44:41,234 I used to cycle to school, silly goose. 1369 01:44:46,406 --> 01:44:47,615 You mean... 1370 01:44:49,409 --> 01:44:50,493 You? 1371 01:44:51,744 --> 01:44:53,204 Yes. 1372 01:44:53,955 --> 01:44:55,665 Gudiya. 1373 01:44:56,207 --> 01:44:59,419 Yes. I've never sworn on anyone till today. 1374 01:45:06,384 --> 01:45:09,512 You don't believe I'm Gudiya? 1375 01:45:14,517 --> 01:45:16,811 Will you believe it if I jump? 1376 01:45:21,649 --> 01:45:23,943 I would do anything for you, silly goose. 1377 01:45:34,495 --> 01:45:35,621 Gudiya? 1378 01:45:46,799 --> 01:45:49,218 I don't even know what I'm supposed to say now. 1379 01:45:53,431 --> 01:45:54,807 I love you. 1380 01:46:12,575 --> 01:46:14,410 What happened? 1381 01:46:17,205 --> 01:46:19,248 Gudiya, I feel shy. I can't say it. 1382 01:46:32,220 --> 01:46:34,931 I can't say it, Gudiya. 1383 01:46:41,896 --> 01:46:43,481 What an actress. 1384 01:46:48,402 --> 01:46:50,363 What comes after I love you? 1385 01:46:51,030 --> 01:46:53,032 -After I love you? -What do you say after I love you? 1386 01:46:54,367 --> 01:46:55,910 Oh, I see. 1387 01:46:56,369 --> 01:47:00,790 Okay, listen. After I love you, open the topmost button. 1388 01:47:00,873 --> 01:47:03,835 -Opened. -Not yours, hers. 1389 01:47:03,918 --> 01:47:07,130 Then look into her eyes and say, "Baby I love you so much!" 1390 01:47:07,213 --> 01:47:08,673 And open her next button. 1391 01:47:08,756 --> 01:47:12,051 You're such a one track mind. Always a dirty mind 1392 01:47:12,135 --> 01:47:14,178 Fine, don't ask me then man. 1393 01:47:18,349 --> 01:47:20,643 Jimmy, Jimmy. 1394 01:47:22,728 --> 01:47:25,982 Okay, if my feelings towards her are bigger than love, 1395 01:47:26,065 --> 01:47:28,484 as in a lot more than just love. 1396 01:47:28,568 --> 01:47:32,446 For something like that, in English, to a girl... 1397 01:47:32,530 --> 01:47:35,783 What do I say? What do I say? 1398 01:47:38,327 --> 01:47:40,913 Dude, people take forever to just get to love. 1399 01:47:40,997 --> 01:47:42,999 No one's ever gone beyond that! 1400 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:47,461 And you've got such a complicated language for what? Nonsense. 1401 01:47:48,963 --> 01:47:52,175 Besides, who are you so madly in love with? 1402 01:47:55,803 --> 01:47:58,723 Gudiya! Gudiya! 1403 01:47:59,056 --> 01:48:02,310 Gudiya? Who is Gudiya? 1404 01:48:02,393 --> 01:48:03,769 Pooja! 1405 01:48:05,313 --> 01:48:07,273 But, I'll only call her Gudiya once we're married. 1406 01:48:07,356 --> 01:48:08,900 -Married? -Yes. 1407 01:48:08,983 --> 01:48:11,402 You know, like in the English movies, 1408 01:48:11,485 --> 01:48:14,238 there is a way in which they propose to a girl. 1409 01:48:14,322 --> 01:48:16,115 Stylish, suave and so romantic! 1410 01:48:20,119 --> 01:48:22,914 But, here I am, an illiterate. 1411 01:48:23,289 --> 01:48:27,627 If someone's arm needs to be ripped off, I know what needs to be done. 1412 01:48:29,629 --> 01:48:32,673 But, if I need to ask a girl to marry me, 1413 01:48:33,216 --> 01:48:35,801 my tongue becomes a knot. I get shy. 1414 01:48:37,220 --> 01:48:39,722 So, I thought there's no one 1415 01:48:41,057 --> 01:48:44,310 better than Jimmy sir to help me. 1416 01:48:45,686 --> 01:48:49,732 If you can give me some tips on how to propose, 1417 01:48:50,358 --> 01:48:54,237 maybe I can bring up marriage with her. 1418 01:48:55,446 --> 01:48:56,781 See... 1419 01:48:56,864 --> 01:48:58,115 Bachchan. 1420 01:49:02,245 --> 01:49:03,412 Shall we go? 1421 01:49:12,421 --> 01:49:14,006 Let's go! 1422 01:49:56,465 --> 01:49:59,593 Into the skies, and beyond 1423 01:50:00,011 --> 01:50:03,222 Walk to the sky with me 1424 01:50:03,306 --> 01:50:06,809 Past all horizons we see 1425 01:50:07,018 --> 01:50:10,229 Forever, together we'll be 1426 01:50:10,313 --> 01:50:13,566 Lying on a blanket of clouds 1427 01:50:13,649 --> 01:50:19,113 Wrapped underneath the stars 1428 01:50:19,196 --> 01:50:22,366 We'll steal a moment that's just ours 1429 01:50:22,450 --> 01:50:25,578 Into the skies, and beyond 1430 01:50:25,661 --> 01:50:28,789 Walk to the sky with me 1431 01:50:28,873 --> 01:50:32,501 Past all horizons we see 1432 01:51:17,546 --> 01:51:23,135 Look at this land We've found along our way 1433 01:51:24,428 --> 01:51:28,891 Where the shadows of night Drown into the arms of day 1434 01:51:31,477 --> 01:51:34,605 Let us celebrate these lanes 1435 01:51:34,688 --> 01:51:39,944 Soaked in love so insane 1436 01:51:41,654 --> 01:51:44,782 Making all dreams come true 1437 01:51:44,865 --> 01:51:47,827 I could keep my eyes shut tight 1438 01:51:47,910 --> 01:51:52,665 Follow you into an infinite night 1439 01:51:54,166 --> 01:51:57,628 This instant at one signal from you 1440 01:51:57,711 --> 01:52:00,923 Oh, may spring come When time stands still 1441 01:52:01,006 --> 01:52:06,387 And be filled with Scrolls of prayer and goodwill 1442 01:52:06,470 --> 01:52:09,682 Of love so true It moves a poet's will 1443 01:52:09,890 --> 01:52:13,102 Into the skies, and beyond 1444 01:52:13,269 --> 01:52:16,439 Walk to the sky with me 1445 01:52:16,522 --> 01:52:20,192 Past all horizons we see 1446 01:52:20,693 --> 01:52:23,904 Forever, together we'll be 1447 01:52:23,988 --> 01:52:27,491 I may not be good looking, I may not be too quick. 1448 01:52:27,575 --> 01:52:31,829 I know I laugh funnily, in fact, 1449 01:52:32,413 --> 01:52:34,707 I'm a bit of a dick. 1450 01:52:36,167 --> 01:52:41,213 And nothing ever will change it if you be mine forever more. 1451 01:52:41,297 --> 01:52:47,178 Like Beckham, I will bend it forever and ever forever! 1452 01:53:01,108 --> 01:53:02,610 I love you. 1453 01:53:17,082 --> 01:53:22,338 Never before have I seen Such a beautiful sight 1454 01:53:24,131 --> 01:53:27,384 I'm in a universe so different It feels so right 1455 01:53:27,468 --> 01:53:30,721 The sun stirs towards you 1456 01:53:30,804 --> 01:53:35,893 Teases the night with it's hue 1457 01:53:36,602 --> 01:53:40,231 Sitting immovable by your windowsill 1458 01:53:40,564 --> 01:53:43,526 At this the Moon's temperature did rise 1459 01:53:43,609 --> 01:53:48,822 Melting away into an empty guise 1460 01:53:49,990 --> 01:53:53,494 And bringing my eyes to a fill 1461 01:53:53,577 --> 01:53:56,413 Then I'll steal the sun's light 1462 01:53:56,497 --> 01:54:02,169 Adorn it on you so bright 1463 01:54:02,253 --> 01:54:05,464 That dawn will break at your sight 1464 01:54:05,548 --> 01:54:08,634 Into the skies, and beyond 1465 01:54:09,552 --> 01:54:12,680 Come with me, my fond 1466 01:54:12,763 --> 01:54:16,058 Past all horizons we see 1467 01:54:16,433 --> 01:54:19,937 Forever, together we'll be 1468 01:54:20,020 --> 01:54:22,898 Lying on a blanket of clouds 1469 01:54:22,982 --> 01:54:28,362 Wrapped underneath the stars 1470 01:54:29,530 --> 01:54:32,700 We'll steal a moment That's just ours 1471 01:54:32,783 --> 01:54:35,869 Into the skies, and beyond 1472 01:54:35,953 --> 01:54:39,123 Come with me, my fond 1473 01:54:39,206 --> 01:54:42,376 Past all horizons we see 1474 01:54:42,459 --> 01:54:45,504 Forever, together we'll be 1475 01:54:45,588 --> 01:54:49,800 Into the skies, and beyond 1476 01:54:49,883 --> 01:54:55,097 Come with me, my fond 1477 01:55:19,705 --> 01:55:20,748 My phone's ringing. 1478 01:55:20,831 --> 01:55:23,709 Bachchan, where have you reached? 1479 01:55:23,792 --> 01:55:27,588 Sir, I've got the last bag in my hand. All bags with the full amount. 1480 01:55:27,671 --> 01:55:31,091 Good. Pooja's not misbehaving, is she? 1481 01:55:31,175 --> 01:55:35,804 No Bhaiyaji, Pooja is on her best behavior. 1482 01:55:35,888 --> 01:55:39,642 -And Teacher? -Behaving like good boy. 1483 01:55:39,725 --> 01:55:44,021 Rascal! You're speaking English as smooth as butter. 1484 01:55:45,314 --> 01:55:47,691 I've picked up a little, Bhaiyaji! 1485 01:55:47,775 --> 01:55:49,777 And now, do you know what you have to do? 1486 01:55:49,985 --> 01:55:52,112 What, Bhaiyaji? 1487 01:55:52,780 --> 01:55:56,241 Take gun, load two bullets, 1488 01:55:56,909 --> 01:56:01,622 blow Mr. Teacher's brains out and smile. 1489 01:56:08,379 --> 01:56:11,340 Tie a weight and throw the body into the sea. 1490 01:56:13,842 --> 01:56:17,846 However, I think that 1491 01:56:18,389 --> 01:56:21,475 Pooja is a very smart girl. 1492 01:56:22,226 --> 01:56:27,981 I like her style. I want her alive. 1493 01:56:29,608 --> 01:56:32,444 You bring her to me tomorrow. 1494 01:56:32,820 --> 01:56:36,740 It is an auspicious day. 1495 01:56:38,158 --> 01:56:42,287 Bhaiyaji will marry Pooja. 1496 01:56:43,580 --> 01:56:48,293 By the power invested in me, etcetera, etcetera. 1497 01:56:49,086 --> 01:56:50,671 Bachchan Pande, 1498 01:56:51,171 --> 01:56:52,840 okay, bye-bye. 1499 01:56:54,007 --> 01:56:55,259 Yes, sir. 1500 01:57:03,767 --> 01:57:05,769 This was not a phone call from Bhaiyaji, 1501 01:57:05,853 --> 01:57:08,021 it was the alarm clock of my destiny ringing. 1502 01:57:08,105 --> 01:57:09,898 I was back on earth in two seconds. 1503 01:57:09,982 --> 01:57:12,609 But, I realized that no matter how many times 1504 01:57:12,693 --> 01:57:15,070 I find Gudiya again, she would never be mine. 1505 01:57:27,791 --> 01:57:29,168 Hey! 1506 01:57:44,349 --> 01:57:48,145 You can't do this, Bachchan. You're not a killer. 1507 01:58:04,453 --> 01:58:05,996 Gudiya. 1508 01:58:09,500 --> 01:58:10,834 Do you have to go? 1509 01:58:13,504 --> 01:58:15,506 Bhaiyaji is only concerned about his money, 1510 01:58:15,589 --> 01:58:17,090 which I'm going to give him. 1511 01:58:17,174 --> 01:58:18,509 He'll never agree. 1512 01:58:19,551 --> 01:58:23,096 He will, don't worry. I'll tell him that you both ran away. 1513 01:58:23,764 --> 01:58:27,976 Worst case, he'll hit and torture me. I'll be fine. 1514 01:58:28,060 --> 01:58:29,686 I can handle this. 1515 01:58:34,066 --> 01:58:37,778 But, after all this, you meet me at the ghats, okay? 1516 01:58:40,948 --> 01:58:42,491 I'll be waiting. 1517 01:58:43,367 --> 01:58:46,954 I'm not very good with goodbyes. 1518 01:58:51,542 --> 01:58:54,127 Just keep this as everything. 1519 01:58:56,505 --> 01:58:59,675 And take care of yourself, okay. 1520 01:59:02,678 --> 01:59:04,388 Hey, English! 1521 01:59:07,724 --> 01:59:11,061 You know, you're quite a bastard, but, I like you. 1522 01:59:12,020 --> 01:59:16,525 Hey by-the-banks-of-the-Ganges, you are a dude, man. Thanks. 1523 01:59:16,942 --> 01:59:18,986 Same to all of us. 1524 01:59:21,113 --> 01:59:23,115 Make sure Gudiya reaches Kanpur safely. 1525 01:59:23,699 --> 01:59:25,909 And if she doesn't, I'll hunt you down from the very bottom of 1526 01:59:25,993 --> 01:59:27,995 the pit of hell and make a big fat hole in your pretty little face. 1527 01:59:30,122 --> 01:59:31,331 -I'm leaving. -Good luck. 1528 01:59:39,840 --> 01:59:41,383 Let's go! 1529 01:59:42,217 --> 01:59:43,760 All the best, dude. 1530 01:59:57,232 --> 02:00:00,485 Oh, please, stop it Pooja, he's not even looking at you anymore. 1531 02:00:01,653 --> 02:00:05,866 Actually you know what, I love this. You're such a brilliant actress! 1532 02:00:07,200 --> 02:00:09,119 So, moved by the departure of her love 1533 02:00:09,202 --> 02:00:12,456 after making a complete idiot out of him. Brilliant! 1534 02:00:13,165 --> 02:00:15,542 Please deny us the pleasure of such fine acting. 1535 02:00:15,959 --> 02:00:17,961 I am Gudiya, silly goose. 1536 02:00:19,296 --> 02:00:22,341 If you could, you'd try to make a fool out of God and Satan both. 1537 02:00:22,424 --> 02:00:25,135 You're not a Gudiya, you're an evil doll. 1538 02:00:28,722 --> 02:00:30,098 Now what happened? 1539 02:00:30,182 --> 02:00:33,143 Are you feeling bad or, is your acting prowess on display? 1540 02:00:35,395 --> 02:00:36,980 I haven't spoken truer words in my life. 1541 02:00:38,941 --> 02:00:40,233 I really am Gudiya. 1542 02:00:41,068 --> 02:00:42,402 Deenanath! 1543 02:00:42,486 --> 02:00:44,655 What connection have you gotten us? 1544 02:00:45,739 --> 02:00:47,324 That boy takes money to provide electricity, 1545 02:00:47,407 --> 02:00:49,326 but, there never is any power. 1546 02:00:49,409 --> 02:00:51,703 No TV, no fans, you're completely useless. 1547 02:00:51,787 --> 02:00:54,581 Gudiya, will you please go and have a look? 1548 02:00:56,166 --> 02:00:59,044 We had an illegal electricity connection in our house. 1549 02:00:59,127 --> 02:01:02,089 Teach him a lesson that he won't forget. 1550 02:01:03,298 --> 02:01:04,883 And when stolen electricity goes, 1551 02:01:05,300 --> 02:01:07,302 you experience a higher level of anger. 1552 02:01:07,386 --> 02:01:10,806 When I get pissed off, I don't spare anyone. 1553 02:01:10,889 --> 02:01:13,392 It was the first time I saw the boy that stole electricity for us 1554 02:01:13,475 --> 02:01:15,435 look like a complete donkey. 1555 02:01:16,311 --> 02:01:18,730 After that day, even if there was no electricity 1556 02:01:18,814 --> 02:01:22,025 in the entire neighborhood, our house always had electricity. 1557 02:01:23,318 --> 02:01:27,406 He seemed like a bit of crook to me and also a birdbrain. 1558 02:01:27,906 --> 02:01:30,367 But, I liked dumbos a lot! 1559 02:01:32,035 --> 02:01:35,288 I was very excited when I went to meet him at the ghats. 1560 02:01:37,082 --> 02:01:40,585 But, I met someone else there. 1561 02:01:45,841 --> 02:01:48,844 Vickram Tiger was my father's name, 1562 02:01:49,761 --> 02:01:52,597 but, all of Kanpur trembled at the mention of him. 1563 02:01:54,016 --> 02:01:57,894 They said he resembled the fierceness of a tiger. But, that day... 1564 02:02:46,860 --> 02:02:50,322 Go and pour water there and tell them 1565 02:02:50,405 --> 02:02:53,492 And tell them that.... 1566 02:02:53,575 --> 02:02:57,329 I am your darling daughter 1567 02:02:58,997 --> 02:03:00,499 Dad! 1568 02:03:22,562 --> 02:03:24,689 I knew what had actually happened to my father, 1569 02:03:25,690 --> 02:03:27,609 but, I couldn't say anything then. 1570 02:03:31,363 --> 02:03:33,365 Lord is the only reality. 1571 02:03:52,467 --> 02:03:56,596 I lived from that day on only to destroy Bhaiyaji. 1572 02:04:01,935 --> 02:04:04,104 First, I crucified Gudiya 1573 02:04:06,148 --> 02:04:08,150 and a cold Pooja took her place. 1574 02:04:12,112 --> 02:04:15,198 The same Pooja who could not be trusted, 1575 02:04:19,369 --> 02:04:23,832 who used anything that came her way. 1576 02:04:27,544 --> 02:04:29,379 Including you. 1577 02:04:34,551 --> 02:04:37,137 But, I don't know from where that Bachchan came 1578 02:04:37,220 --> 02:04:39,097 and landed in the middle of all this. 1579 02:04:41,099 --> 02:04:42,934 He gave life to Gudiya again. 1580 02:04:45,312 --> 02:04:47,522 You don't believe me? 1581 02:04:50,233 --> 02:04:52,694 This is probably the first time I do, 1582 02:04:54,654 --> 02:04:57,073 but, Bhaiyaji's going to kill Bachchan. 1583 02:04:59,075 --> 02:05:00,535 What? 1584 02:05:03,413 --> 02:05:05,540 There's no money in the bags he took. 1585 02:05:49,251 --> 02:05:53,672 Bachchan, kindly tell me where the money is? 1586 02:05:54,047 --> 02:05:58,176 Bhaiyaji I swear, I would never betray you. 1587 02:06:00,262 --> 02:06:04,432 Just give me two days and I'll bring your money back 1588 02:06:04,516 --> 02:06:06,685 from that English speaking traitor. 1589 02:06:07,394 --> 02:06:09,145 And the Pooja? 1590 02:06:10,272 --> 02:06:12,190 She has nothing to do with this. 1591 02:06:18,321 --> 02:06:23,493 You love her, you dirty fellow! Look at the irony, Misir. 1592 02:06:24,411 --> 02:06:25,662 Though. 1593 02:06:26,288 --> 02:06:30,041 I wanted a murderer and I ended up with a bloody Romeo. 1594 02:06:30,250 --> 02:06:31,876 -Bad. -Luck. 1595 02:06:33,670 --> 02:06:35,797 Listen to me, Romeo. 1596 02:06:39,175 --> 02:06:41,886 You can love Pooja all you want, 1597 02:06:44,848 --> 02:06:47,726 but, she will only marry me. 1598 02:06:49,102 --> 02:06:52,314 I think this punishment should suffice for you 1599 02:06:54,024 --> 02:06:55,483 and for her. 1600 02:07:05,243 --> 02:07:08,288 I will never let that happen as long as I live. 1601 02:07:16,504 --> 02:07:17,922 Bhaiyaji! 1602 02:07:45,492 --> 02:07:49,204 Now I have Romeo, Juliet and Prince Charlie! 1603 02:07:49,287 --> 02:07:50,747 We brought your money. 1604 02:07:51,915 --> 02:07:53,792 Please take it and let Bachchan go. 1605 02:07:53,875 --> 02:07:56,086 No, no, no, my dear Pooja 1606 02:07:57,128 --> 02:08:00,507 I'm sorry but, that's not what I had in mind. 1607 02:08:01,049 --> 02:08:04,052 Bhaiyaji, money and Pooja, 1608 02:08:04,511 --> 02:08:07,222 both are yours. 1609 02:08:08,723 --> 02:08:10,308 Count them both. 1610 02:08:11,017 --> 02:08:13,269 Just let me go. 1611 02:08:15,313 --> 02:08:17,732 What's the hurry Mr. Teacher? 1612 02:08:18,983 --> 02:08:22,278 Besides, why didn't you run with the money 1613 02:08:23,363 --> 02:08:26,408 and the girl, when you could? 1614 02:08:26,658 --> 02:08:29,285 I ran with your money once and I've been running ever since. 1615 02:08:29,369 --> 02:08:31,204 My life turned upside down. 1616 02:08:31,287 --> 02:08:34,249 If I ran again, you wouldn't even leave me with a life. 1617 02:08:36,334 --> 02:08:38,753 Why are you doing this? This is not what we discussed. 1618 02:08:38,837 --> 02:08:41,589 How else would I have brought you here, my dear? 1619 02:08:41,756 --> 02:08:42,924 What were you thinking? 1620 02:08:43,383 --> 02:08:47,137 That I'm going to risk my life to save you and your hairy gorilla? 1621 02:08:47,637 --> 02:08:49,305 No way, sweetheart! 1622 02:08:50,974 --> 02:08:53,226 Does it hurt? Good! 1623 02:08:53,643 --> 02:08:56,813 Because when you left me in my own house, 1624 02:08:57,147 --> 02:08:59,023 I also felt something like this. 1625 02:09:04,279 --> 02:09:06,573 This is my place. 1626 02:09:06,948 --> 02:09:10,577 Any slapping, I do. 1627 02:09:11,578 --> 02:09:14,706 Now, I'll show you the real Bhaiyaji. 1628 02:09:15,290 --> 02:09:20,003 This is the real Bhaiyaji from Kanpur. 1629 02:09:20,420 --> 02:09:24,716 The Bhaiyaji who killed your father, 1630 02:09:25,925 --> 02:09:28,845 stabbed him to death. 1631 02:09:28,928 --> 02:09:31,764 Raise that hand again and it's broken, you son of a... 1632 02:09:36,603 --> 02:09:39,355 Now I'm going to smash your bloody brains. 1633 02:09:39,898 --> 02:09:42,525 -Bhaiyaji, please. -Smash them, come on. 1634 02:09:42,609 --> 02:09:44,569 I also have one style. 1635 02:09:47,780 --> 02:09:50,158 I'm a fan of style. 1636 02:10:05,006 --> 02:10:07,425 Just saying hello in my own style. 1637 02:10:10,470 --> 02:10:12,639 Enjoyed beating me up, did you? 1638 02:10:17,060 --> 02:10:19,062 Right, that's it. That's it, you bastard. 1639 02:10:20,396 --> 02:10:22,232 I am going to kill you right here, right now. 1640 02:10:22,315 --> 02:10:24,108 Bhaiyaji, please give me that gun. 1641 02:10:24,567 --> 02:10:26,945 I want to kill him right here, right now. 1642 02:10:27,028 --> 02:10:29,364 I want to blow his head off. Give me your gun. 1643 02:10:30,907 --> 02:10:32,283 Teacher! 1644 02:10:33,785 --> 02:10:38,623 When you speak English, even Bramha cannot deny you. 1645 02:10:39,165 --> 02:10:42,210 Give me the gun, Bhaiyaji, I want to kill him. 1646 02:10:52,387 --> 02:10:57,725 Bhaiyaji, style is, you are the fifty-third card on the deck. 1647 02:10:57,809 --> 02:11:00,436 The joker! 1648 02:11:01,229 --> 02:11:03,940 And I'm the third king. 1649 02:11:05,191 --> 02:11:07,944 Don't you see, I'm the sovereign ruler. 1650 02:11:08,027 --> 02:11:09,320 Do you remember this film? 1651 02:11:10,697 --> 02:11:11,948 Black Stone? 1652 02:11:12,740 --> 02:11:14,284 Kaala Patthar. 1653 02:11:14,367 --> 02:11:17,704 Bhaiyaji, I am a bit a of a bastard but, you didn't know that. 1654 02:11:17,787 --> 02:11:21,165 I may be English in my ways, but, deep down, I'm purely Indian. 1655 02:11:21,249 --> 02:11:24,460 Pooja, would you please free Mr. Bachchan Pande? 1656 02:11:24,544 --> 02:11:26,671 And Bachchan, if my clan fails to continue, 1657 02:11:26,754 --> 02:11:30,049 I will hunt you down and kill you. 1658 02:11:30,633 --> 02:11:33,928 Mr. Misir, Mr. Pintu, kindly drop your guns, 1659 02:11:34,012 --> 02:11:37,098 otherwise I'll have to blow Bhaiyaji's beautiful brain 1660 02:11:37,181 --> 02:11:39,142 on this piece of shit you call a carpet. 1661 02:11:44,814 --> 02:11:46,274 Bhaiyaji, 1662 02:11:46,357 --> 02:11:51,362 I've respected you since I was a little boy. 1663 02:11:52,030 --> 02:11:54,157 But, you're not what I thought you to be. 1664 02:11:54,240 --> 02:11:56,075 From this day forward, 1665 02:11:56,159 --> 02:11:58,077 if you ever dare to look at my Gudiya with your dirty eyes, 1666 02:11:58,161 --> 02:12:00,705 I swear I'll pull out your blooming eyeballs 1667 02:12:00,788 --> 02:12:02,457 and play marbles with them. 1668 02:12:03,166 --> 02:12:04,542 And yes, 1669 02:12:05,501 --> 02:12:08,296 this wonderful little rotten kingdom you've made for yourself here, 1670 02:12:09,505 --> 02:12:11,132 I will burn it down to nothing. 1671 02:12:11,215 --> 02:12:13,718 and put the ashes into your beady eyes. 1672 02:12:15,386 --> 02:12:18,431 O English brother! Thank you, really. 1673 02:12:18,514 --> 02:12:19,807 It's okay, Bachchan. 1674 02:12:19,891 --> 02:12:23,978 Come on, we've got a long way to take these creeps. After you. 1675 02:13:26,207 --> 02:13:30,753 They've got the style, they've got the good luck, 1676 02:13:31,504 --> 02:13:33,131 and they have the formula. 1677 02:13:33,756 --> 02:13:38,177 But, I, Bhaiyaji, am the original bastard. 1678 02:13:42,724 --> 02:13:44,684 I've got the style. 1679 02:14:00,867 --> 02:14:04,704 Oh, yes, our zest brings life to life 1680 02:14:04,996 --> 02:14:07,290 In style. 1681 02:14:17,091 --> 02:14:19,135 I had never imagined that to save my own life, 1682 02:14:19,218 --> 02:14:21,053 I would have to take another's. 1683 02:14:21,387 --> 02:14:23,222 I didn't know how to fire a gun. 1684 02:14:23,306 --> 02:14:25,516 But, when the situation is such, 1685 02:14:25,600 --> 02:14:27,643 you learn to pull the trigger automatically. 1686 02:14:27,727 --> 02:14:30,396 I knew that now, either I won't survive this 1687 02:14:30,480 --> 02:14:32,774 or I'll slay Bhaiyaji and walk out of here. 1688 02:14:40,531 --> 02:14:41,866 Jimmy! 1689 02:14:47,872 --> 02:14:50,750 Bachchan Bachchan Pandey 1690 02:14:50,833 --> 02:14:53,336 Show the way openly 1691 02:19:00,583 --> 02:19:02,710 Bachchan! 1692 02:19:17,058 --> 02:19:20,061 Bachchan Bachchan Pandey 1693 02:19:20,144 --> 02:19:23,606 Show the way openly 1694 02:20:02,353 --> 02:20:04,730 You can go to your father now. 1695 02:20:11,403 --> 02:20:13,572 Romeo Pande, huh? 1696 02:20:15,574 --> 02:20:19,620 Oh, yes, our zest brings life to life 1697 02:20:19,703 --> 02:20:23,624 In style 1698 02:22:32,169 --> 02:22:34,588 Happy lots you being today. 1699 02:22:37,007 --> 02:22:39,051 Lots happy. 1700 02:22:44,723 --> 02:22:48,936 Oh, yes, our zest brings life to life 1701 02:22:52,940 --> 02:22:55,734 In style 1702 02:23:06,453 --> 02:23:08,497 I wasn't naive or even straight forward, 1703 02:23:10,040 --> 02:23:12,835 but, I do have a little innocence in me. 1704 02:23:12,918 --> 02:23:16,672 In our country, no matter how much of a loser or dumbo 1705 02:23:17,256 --> 02:23:20,384 or Jackasses people are, when the time comes, they are the ones 1706 02:23:20,467 --> 02:23:22,261 who come to each other's rescue. 1707 02:23:34,023 --> 02:23:37,443 My life didn't change much. I still work in a call center. 1708 02:23:37,943 --> 02:23:42,740 India's first call center with only female employees and I own it! 1709 02:23:42,823 --> 02:23:44,116 Totally. 1710 02:23:45,659 --> 02:23:48,370 We even got an award from some feminist NGO. 1711 02:23:49,538 --> 02:23:52,666 I mean, that's like eating your cake and getting a medal for it! 1712 02:23:53,208 --> 02:23:55,711 My life changed as much as it should have. 1713 02:23:55,794 --> 02:23:58,881 Nowadays, I get up every morning with a fresh zest. 1714 02:23:59,798 --> 02:24:01,383 I don't go near anything wrong 1715 02:24:01,467 --> 02:24:03,302 or illegal because I've reached my shore. 1716 02:24:03,385 --> 02:24:05,346 After all, I'm not some wild bull on the loose. 1717 02:24:05,429 --> 02:24:07,348 My wife keeps me on a very tight leash. 1718 02:24:07,431 --> 02:24:09,391 And I love it! 1719 02:24:10,059 --> 02:24:14,313 Our life is as normal normal as everyone else's. 1720 02:24:16,774 --> 02:24:19,818 But, who knows what normal is? 1721 02:24:19,902 --> 02:24:22,821 It's quite a subjective word. All we know is that what is life... 1722 02:24:22,905 --> 02:24:24,656 Without style! 1723 02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:25,991 I mean what's life without a little... 1724 02:24:26,075 --> 02:24:27,576 Style! 130689