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'Good afternoon everybody.
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Welcome aboard the 15:05
from St Pancras to Nottingham.
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I would like to take this
opportunity to welcome you onboard
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and wish you all a very merry
Christmas.'
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No, no, no, no. Not that way, love.
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Not that way. Down here.
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Good morning, good morning.
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Ooh.
Hey, d'you want some bubbly?
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Sue! Come on.
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We're gonna have some bubbly.
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They don't do champagne, do they?
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They do for Tony Towers.
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Here y'are, love.
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Can you give us a hand
with those there?
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Hey, d'you like clubbing?
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What?
Any weeknight, week night.
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Bring this card, tell 'em
Tony Towers sent you.
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Right, now, everyone...
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..who wants to join us for champers?
You're all welcome.
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Ooh, yes!
How many? Yes?
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One, three, four, five, six, seven...
Tony.
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What? What?
Tony.
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We're gonna have champagne,
we're gonna have, er...
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What's it...
Now That's What I Call Music 5!
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Tony, stop it. Stop it!
What?! We're celebrating!
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Sorry about this.
He's just a little over excited.
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Don't worry, we'll keep it down.
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Oi, you!
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Sue!
Get off!
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Right, let's get this
party started, eh?!
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Oh, Tony, where you going?
They're getting on any minute.
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I'll be back before Luton.
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But I feel nervous, Tone.
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Sue.
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Darling.
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What you gotta be nervous about?
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After what Roger did to me,
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he's the one who should be nervous.
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Listen,
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don't you worry your
pretty little head about it.
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OK.
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Tell you what.
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What?
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You and me...
Hmm.
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..can have a little look around
Tiffany's when
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we're back.
It's too much, Tone.
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OK, Ratners.
I don't need any more presents!
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What, you don't like 'em?
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It's just sometimes,
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it feels like you're showing me off.
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Well, what's wrong with that?
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You're beautiful. Mmm.
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And you're gonna be the new
Mrs Tony Towers.
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People are interested in what I do.
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But we're gonna have a family.
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We... we're gonna what?
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Well, not right now.
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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Well, at least I thought we were.
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No, right now's probably not
the perfect... what?
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You know I wanna have ten kids.
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Christ! Are we having a family
or playing five-a-side?
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And I wanna live in Norfolk.
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Oooh, that's a commute.
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And I want us to wear chunky
jumpers and drink soup.
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Now that we can do.
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I'll be two minutes.
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Honestly, I'm not going anywhere.
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I'll be here.
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Oh, Sue, sorry.
D'you- d'you mind sitting here?
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I just-
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don't like going backwards.
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Yeah.
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Only for you.
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Mwah.
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Right, champagne for everyone!
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Merry Christmas.
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Tickets?
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I'm just nipping to the buffet.
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Oh, good for you,
where's your ticket?
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Really?
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I'm only gonna be two...
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..what?
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There was-I had...
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My fiancée must have them.
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Oh, your fiancée.
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Yeah, we're tying the knot in June.
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Congratulations.
Look, I'm...
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..I'm Tony Towers.
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Good for you.
Now where's your ticket?
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I'm famous.
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Are you now?
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Tell him who I am.
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You what?
She'll tell you who I am.
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I recognise ya.
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See?
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Are you a carpet fitter?
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What?
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No, you sell shammies on
Bulwell market!
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No! I'm... No!
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I'm- I'm Tony Towers!
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The Astoria in Nottingham!
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The what?
What's that phrase,
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'you're only famous
if someone knows who you are'.
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Well, we don't know who you are.
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It's the biggest club in
the midlands.
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Where is it again?
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Listen, you like music, er...
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..Morris. What-
what music d'you like?
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I like metal.
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You play metal at this club?
Not so much.
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'Luton is your next stop.
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Next stop, Luton.'
Look, she's waiting for me,
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I- I just gotta get...
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Look, my fiancée has never met
my brother or his wife.
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She's nervous,
I just need two minutes
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to get to the buffet.
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Now, come on, Morris,
you're a reasonable man.
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You've got tinsel on your head.
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The full adult fare is
eighteen pounds ninety.
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Really?
You're really gonna do thi-
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Merry Christmas.
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Sue, have you seen my tickets?
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They were in my wallet...
Is that them?
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Is that Roger?
No, he's ginger.
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I can't find...
Ginger? How'd that happen?
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That's them.
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How did they know to
stand right there?
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Yeah, well, that's Roger for you.
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I can't get to the buffet
without the tickets.
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Oh, Tony, I'm shaking.
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It's fine, where are they?
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Er, in your wallet?
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No, I've looked there!
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Are they in your bag?
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You won't believe this, Sue.
There's a girl,
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in the next carriage,
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never heard of m- this is crazy!
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I need them to get the bubbly!
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Oh, Tony. Forget about
your silly champagne!
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I'm freaking out here!
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
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I'm sorry. It's alright.
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Shhh.
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Everything alright?
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What d'you mean?
I assume this is Sue.
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Oh, I was just about to introduce...
Well, bit slow aren't you Tony?
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I'm Paula.
Hello.
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Roger's somewhere behind this.
Sorry.
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I wonder who bought you this?
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Don't start. Lovely to meet you.
Shouldn't I put it next to
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my present from Auntie Vi?
Oh, here we go.
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Hang on a minute, I can't do that
because I've already packed it
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right at the bottom of my suitcase.
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You know about this?
No.
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Tone seems to think that our Auntie
Vi always bought me better presents.
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There hasn't been a single...
'Seems to think'?!
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One year he gets a guitar.
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I get a pineapple.
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It's hard to get back then.
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Are you two going to sit down?
A pineapple.
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Thirty years ago,
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and he's still
going on about it.
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Oh, sorry, Paula. I was-
d'you mind-
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I was gonna be sitting there.
Tone, don't.
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I don't like going backwards.
Just sit down.
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Wow.
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I like her already.
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It's lovely jewellery.
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Oh, thank you.
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Been splashing out, Tone?
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Well, things are certainly busy.
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Got six new clubs opening.
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Six?
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He's got six new clubs opening.
Gotta be ambitious, Roger.
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I've always told you that.
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Six, though?
And we're upgrading Nottingham.
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Ten thousand square feet,
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five minutes from Market Square.
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What about Gary De Courcey's place?
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Gone.
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What?
Fire.
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Oh.
You're kidding.
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I'm not.
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Why's that so funny?
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Well, nightclubs never 'burn down'.
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It's always an insurance job.
Always.
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Well, even with Gary gone,
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I still think it's a bit much, Tone.
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Well, if you beg me...
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..I might just let you come back.
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Aw.
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Oh, no, no. That-
that's really not gonna happen Tony.
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I'm very happy.
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He's gonna try and convince you now
that he's still in show business.
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I'm in the music business.
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Oh yeah?
Hardly.
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What do you do, Roger?
Those headphones that broke
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ten minutes after you bought 'em?
I work for Saisho.
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Ask him what part of
Japan that's from.
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It's Dixon's own brand-
Stevenage.
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That well known suburb of Tokyo.
Listen, Tony.
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When he stops selling five million
personal stereos a year,
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he'll give you a call, alright?
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Oh, oh, cheers, Sue!
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Oh, what? It's funny.
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I really like her.
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Huh. Right, I'm getting that bubbly.
What?
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He wants to celebrate
our engagement.
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If only I could find the-
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tickets.
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You a bit strapped for cash, Tony?
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Fine, thank you, Paula.
You're not gonna bail him out again,
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are you?
It's OK, I'm good.
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I don't quite know how
to put this, Sue.
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But, er, you do know Tony
likes to tap people-
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Paula, will you just...!
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What?
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You in a bit of trouble, Tone?
No, why?
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You asked him to come back.
I didn't ask him.
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Six clubs is a bit crazy.
I said if you begged me.
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How much you borrowing?
It was gonna be eight clubs.
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Rubbish.
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I know this is hard for you
to accept, Roger.
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But I'm doing perfectly
well without you.
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I'm just concer-
Well, I don't need your concern.
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I've managed to keep that club
going perfectly well
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despite the fact
that you left me in the shit.
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OK. Champagne.
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Oh my God, it's Tony Towers.
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It's not, is it?
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He looks like a tramp!
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Alright, girls?
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Bye-bye.
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What's going on?
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You talk to him.
I'm not talking him.
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I ain't talking to him!
You talk to him!
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The buffet car- the bar.
Is it- is it this way?
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I think he's had enough already.
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Don't be shy, I don't bite!
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Tony's a pervert!
Hey!
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Come on, now! Let's all be nice.
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Right, I'm- I'm Tony.
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We know.
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This happens to me all the time.
I get it.
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I get it, it's exciting.
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What?
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She recognised ya,
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I don't recognise ya.
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She's quite a bit older than me.
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Piss off.
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There's only three years diff-
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Now look what you made me do,
you silly cow.
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Are we at thirty-two already?
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Alright, alright.
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Alright, listen, you two.
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You have a good night, OK?
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'Bedford.
Your next station stop is Bedford.'
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'Hello?'
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'Yeah, OK.'
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'Nottingham.'
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00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,400
'Yeah, OK.'
263
00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:32,920
'Five. Five o'clock.'
264
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,080
Yeah, OK.
265
00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,720
Five, alright. Thank you.
266
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,760
'Bye.'
267
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,760
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
268
00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:37,840
Oh, God!
Are you alright?
269
00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,080
Mate, mate, are you alright?!
270
00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,760
God, he looks like death warmed up.
271
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,920
It, it's OK Tony,
we're only having a bit of fun.
272
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,880
Yeah, we weren't taking
the piss, honest.
273
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:15,720
He was right.
274
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,280
Who- who was right?
275
00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:19,640
Roger.
276
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,600
They all failed.
277
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:25,840
Alright, look.
I'll tell you what...
278
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,920
..um, everyone just back up, yeah?
279
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,640
Let's just give him some space.
280
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:49,960
You gonna be alright?
281
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,920
OK, OK. OK.
282
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,760
Slow it down, Tony. Slow it...
283
00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,080
Alright.
284
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,760
Think this through a minute.
285
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,120
Mate, come have a sit down.
286
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,000
This some sort of joke, is it?
287
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,360
Having a good laugh, are we?
288
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,400
Turn Tony Towers into a failure?
289
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,560
Oh, hilarious.
290
00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,600
Well, you know what?
291
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,240
That ain't gonna happen.
292
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,880
Tony Towers don't fail.
293
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,480
Tony! You did it!
294
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,240
What did I tell ya!
Champagne all round!
295
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,920
Here y'are, have that.
296
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,840
Enjoy. Merry Christmas.
297
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,240
Am I not a man of my word?
298
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,000
Here y'are, have a box.
299
00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,720
Listen, Tony.
300
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,880
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
301
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:36,480
It came out all wrong...
Come back.
302
00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,560
What?
You're right. Six clubs is stupid.
303
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,920
I walked out, Tony.
You're what I need.
304
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:47,360
You're my- you're my Phil Spector.
You're my Tony Visconti.
305
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:49,880
That's very nice of you to say bu-
It'd be different this time.
306
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,120
Tell me what I did wrong.
307
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,240
You really want to know?
Yes.
308
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,000
You never gave me credit, for one.
309
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,960
You called it Tony Towers Astoria,
310
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,720
even though we agreed to call
it the Mighty Towers.
311
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,960
And you said we were
gonna go fifty-fifty.
312
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,400
I'll make it sixty-forty.
313
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,040
It's a different business now, Tony.
314
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,600
Foam parties, wet t-shirts,
it's- it's- it's not me.
315
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,480
If the clubs don't work,
316
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:21,520
that's it.
317
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:24,320
The house,
318
00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,120
everything.
319
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:28,320
Look, let- let's not kid ourselves.
320
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,520
This was always your thing-
321
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,200
I'm serious, Rodge.
322
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,760
When you're there,
323
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:34,400
it works.
324
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,360
Just look at the business plan.
325
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,360
Sure.
326
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,600
But I can tell you right now
what I'm gonna say.
327
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:42,960
What?
328
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,480
Just open one new club.
329
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,720
Where you going?
330
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,040
I'll be back in a sec.
331
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,360
Anthony?
332
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,320
Auntie Vi!
333
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,600
Oh!
334
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,280
Come here, my dear.
335
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,600
How lovely to see you!
Oh!
336
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,920
Your mum said you might be
home for Christmas.
337
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:52,240
How you holding up?
338
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,560
Fine.
339
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:57,240
I was sorry to hear your news.
340
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,480
You were?
341
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,520
You must be devastated.
342
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,640
Sure.
343
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,400
Which parts...
344
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:15,720
..do you know?
345
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,400
Your mum told me everything.
346
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,920
She did?
Yes.
347
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,320
And what did- what did she say?
348
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:28,240
She said you were doing as well
as could be expected.
349
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,760
Well,
350
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,960
it's been...
351
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,520
..difficult.
352
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,600
Yes.
353
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,560
Have you spoken to...
354
00:21:42,360 --> 00:21:43,440
To?
355
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:45,600
Anyone?
356
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:48,800
Like who?
357
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,760
Someone who could listen.
358
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,720
Not really.
359
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,160
Oh, you should.
360
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,680
I will.
361
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:05,560
I passed it, last week.
362
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,000
You did?
In a taxi.
363
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,720
Right, how is it?
364
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,680
It's horrible, Anthony.
365
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,640
I know.
366
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,360
All that work you put into it.
Yes.
367
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,080
And what with the recession
and that.
368
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,680
Right.
And now just gone.
369
00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,080
Gone.
370
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:27,080
Did they ever find the cause?
371
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,240
The cause?
372
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,960
Electrics or...?
373
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Or?
374
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,680
Oh, I do hope someone didn't
start it on purpose.
375
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,800
Ah.
376
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,800
The fire.
377
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,040
Such a waste.
378
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:44,920
I mean, what are the chances of
both clubs going up like that?
379
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,200
Slim, yeah.
380
00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,040
Oh,
381
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,000
your thing's going.
382
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,080
You don't deserve it, Anthony.
383
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,720
On top of everything else.
384
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:11,320
Everything else?
385
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:12,400
You know,
386
00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,120
with Sue.
387
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,520
Sue?
388
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,840
That was very unfair.
389
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,120
She seemed so nice.
390
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:28,880
But that girl,
I think she had a plan all along.
391
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,000
Really?
392
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:33,600
I think some people see
an opportunity and take it.
393
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,120
You probably don't want to
hear this, Anthony.
394
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:40,880
But I've always thought you were a
little too trusting of people.
395
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,440
People take what they want
396
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,360
and then they disappear.
397
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,560
Just like that.
398
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,040
You need to think of yourself,
Tony.
399
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,760
About what you want.
400
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,880
Because nobody else is going to.
401
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,040
OK, I will.
402
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,520
I always said that to your brother.
403
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:02,880
Now I'm telling you.
404
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,960
Wait, is Roger on the train?
405
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,440
I doubt it.
406
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,040
Why?
407
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,200
He doesn't take the train anymore.
408
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,240
No?
409
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,600
Doesn't have the time.
410
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,200
Course.
411
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,240
'Cause he travels by...
412
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:18,760
Helicopter.
413
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,000
Mostly.
414
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,160
Course he does.
415
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,920
Sony keep him very busy.
416
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,600
Oh, I'm sure they do. Yeah, yeah.
417
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,280
Let me take a wild guess,
418
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,560
that one's for him?
419
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:31,440
What do you mean?
420
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,520
No, no, it's-
421
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,680
it's just a stupid joke
me and Roger used to make.
422
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:38,760
I was always convinced that
you got him better presents than me.
423
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,040
I'm sure
there's nothing in it.
424
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,360
I don't know if you
remember, but, er,
425
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:44,840
You got me a pineapple...
426
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,320
Auntie, wh-what's wrong?
427
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,240
I was never very good at
all that, Anthony.
428
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,680
I wasn't your mother.
429
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,080
It was only a present.
430
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,480
Just wasn't me.
431
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,520
It's fine!
432
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:02,600
I love pineapple.
433
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:06,920
Look, have a- have a tissue.
434
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,280
I'm sorry.
435
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,360
I was too scared.
436
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,880
Auntie!
437
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,040
Auntie Vi!
438
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,120
Scared of what-
439
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,480
..limited range so
the songs had to be simple.
440
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,920
Tone Deaf Tony, I used to call him.
441
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,480
Tony, you never told me
you two had a band together.
442
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,080
Well, it was a very long time ago.
443
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:58,800
Sue, can I have wor-
Look what else I found.
444
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,640
Our first and only recording.
445
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,360
You had a single?!
Well, sort of.
446
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:04,840
It was this booth.
447
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,920
They had one at Waterloo station.
448
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,680
You had sixty-five seconds to
record anything you liked.
449
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,920
I suppose you could say this
is a limited edition.
450
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,040
Limited to one.
451
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,000
We thought we were a skiffle band!
452
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,240
I have no idea what that is.
Well, we weren't brilliant.
453
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:18,880
We had enthusiasm
and that's about it.
454
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,200
Speak for yourself.
And only four songs.
455
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,520
Four good songs.
Hmm.
456
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,360
Those the ones you tried to sing?
457
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,920
What d'you mean 'tried' to sing?
458
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,480
What, are you not into his music?
459
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,680
I like some of it.
Oh,
460
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,280
that's a ringing endorsement.
I like music from my own gen...
461
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:33,360
Oh, no, don't say it. Don't say it!
I like chart music.
462
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,480
This is what I'm dealing with.
463
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,480
That's not what I call music!
464
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,400
Sue, could I have a word?
465
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:41,440
Oh, yeah.
466
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,880
What is it? What's wrong?
467
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,000
Sue, what...
468
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,360
..why d'you like me?
469
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,720
Tony, what d'you mean?
470
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,320
Well, what, what are the things
that you like about me.
471
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,440
Everything.
Yeah, I'm, I'm serious.
472
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,880
What is it?
473
00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:02,120
I'm fun, I'm- I'm successful.
474
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:04,000
Are you fishing for compliments?
No, no, no, no.
475
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,640
I just mean, you know, if,
if things were different, if,
476
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:07,720
if things...
477
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,480
..changed. If I changed...
478
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,320
Why? What's happened?
I lost all this.
479
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,840
Lets say I had nothing.
480
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,840
Are you trying to make out
like I'm shallow?
481
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,480
Not really.
Like all I care about is
482
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,600
jewellery and coats.
I just wanna know what you want.
483
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,120
Is that what you think of me?
To tell the truth, I hardly know ya.
484
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,760
Tony.
485
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,840
How can you say that?
We're getting married.
486
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,240
Do you know what that means?
487
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,360
Yeah, I've done it before.
488
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,040
And did you ask Linda
these questions?
489
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,200
No, because Linda and I should
never have got married.
490
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,960
We did it because we had to.
491
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,320
She thinks I ruined her life,
she's turned my son against me.
492
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,920
I haven't seen him for five years.
493
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,920
You haven't seen him for five years?
I know why he's angry.
494
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,920
I- I- I don't know what
Linda's told him.
495
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,400
What, she's lying to him?
496
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:49,920
Well...
497
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,320
..she, she, you know, she's-
498
00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,160
she's probably embellishing it a bit.
499
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,200
Embellishing what?
500
00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:57,280
Uh, when...
501
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,440
..you know what I'm like.
502
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:01,640
What the hell does that mean?
Was like. Was like.
503
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,360
I worked in nightclubs, Sue.
Things were...
504
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,480
What?
505
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:10,280
Exciting.
506
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,720
Hm.
507
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,040
You still work in nightclubs.
508
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,000
I'm just telling you how it was,
I'm being honest.
509
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,320
You think I want that to happen again?
I don't know Tony.
510
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:19,440
You tell me.
You've got six new clubs opening.
511
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:22,120
How 'exciting' is that gonna be?
They're all gonna fail, Sue.
512
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,520
What?
All of them.
513
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,160
And you're gonna end up married
514
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,160
to a loser, who's old, and broke.
515
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,360
So let me ask you again,
516
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,040
why d'you like me?
Tony, Tony, Tony.
517
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,480
I wouldn't blame you, Sue.
Tone.
518
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,320
You know what, if I fail-
Tony, I love you.
519
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,040
And I want to marry you.
520
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,840
All this crap,
I don't want any of it.
521
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,120
Sell it, I don't care.
522
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,000
And you are not a loser.
523
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,640
And I'm here for you whatever,
524
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,560
whether it's a success or not.
525
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,880
But you have to promise me
one thing.
526
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:55,880
What?
527
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,880
All the excitement you need
is right here.
528
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,120
Get a room.
529
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,880
Now,
530
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,560
you make those clubs work.
531
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,600
But I need Roger.
532
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:27,560
Well then persuade him.
Nah, it's too late for that.
533
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,160
I've tried.
Try harder.
534
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,400
There's gotta be a way.
535
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,960
I don't like going backwards.
536
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,040
You what?
537
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:03,400
Tony, where you going?
538
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,080
Girls?
539
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,720
Dad, it's your go.
540
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,240
Ugh, this game, it's taking
longer than the real War.
541
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280
Where've you been?
542
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:38,960
Even a Nazi has to take a leak,
Linda.
543
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,480
Dad, are you playing?!
544
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,760
Roger, can I have a word?
545
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,920
I'm in the middle of game.
546
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,680
For goodness sake, Tony. Can't you
see he's upset. Just roll the dice.
547
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,520
Seven.
Um.
548
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,920
Tony, that's my piece.
Can you not touch that?
549
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,560
Girls, d'you wanna take over?
550
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,640
Roger, have you got a sec?
No. Move!
551
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,720
No, Dad! Don't ruin it!
552
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,200
We don't want to play.
553
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,160
Dad, please.
Tony, you're gonna make him cry.
554
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,360
Can you please move.
OK, OK, OK. Um...
555
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,840
Dad, you're doing it wrong!
556
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,480
Jesus Christ, Tony.
What is the matter with you?
557
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,240
Tony!
Dad, no!
558
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,480
What?
559
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,040
Put him in solitary confinement.
560
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:29,360
Have I?
He's only ten.
561
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,480
You could've come after me.
562
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,040
Why d'you have to win at everything?
563
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,760
This game's stupid!
564
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,880
Oh, Sean!
Hey, hey, hey! I was just...
565
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,160
What, following orders?
566
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,480
We can play again!
Sorry,
567
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,040
I don't know why
he's acting like this.
568
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,240
Come on. Let's just
put everything back where it was.
569
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,720
No, Tony. You can't just put it back
and fix it, Tony. It's done.
570
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,400
I'm sorry, love.
571
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,640
I didn't realise. I-
572
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:51,400
honestly, I ma- I made a mistake.
573
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,720
Can we get that in writing?
574
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,560
What d'you want?
D'you want some sweets?
575
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,080
Some chocolate.
576
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,400
Yeah? Alr... er, fruit and nut?
577
00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,520
Er, Marathon?
578
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,360
Er, a Wispa bar?
579
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,840
What the hell is a Wispa bar?
580
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,040
OK, what d'you like?
581
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,480
He likes Aztec bars, Tony.
582
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:10,280
But you wouldn't know
about that, would you?
583
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,200
Can you help me pick up the rest of
the German security guards
584
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,960
off the floor, Tone?
585
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,040
Here.
586
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,720
We could use a few of
these in the club.
587
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,840
Weekends, a lot of money in there.
588
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Well, let's do it.
589
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,640
Really?
Just do it.
590
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,200
This is not like you.
591
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,080
I want you to take more control,
Rodge.
592
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,520
You what?
What?
593
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:33,640
What's brought this on?
594
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,680
Nothing.
595
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,920
Club's doing well,
that's down to Roger as much as me.
596
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,640
We're gonna be the new Tramps
597
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,120
before you know it.
598
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,840
So, it's time we, er,
we clarified a few things.
599
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,400
I want people to know Roger's name
as much as mine.
600
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:48,560
Hey, girls. You want your dad
to be famous, don't you?
601
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:51,320
Tony, what are you doing?
602
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,120
It's the Mighty Towers, Rodge.
603
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,160
What d'you reckon?
604
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,760
You serious?
605
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,040
Fifty fifty. I mean it.
606
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,520
We can shake on it now.
607
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,360
In front of everyone.
608
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:05,240
Yeah, go on then,
do it before he changes his mind.
609
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:14,400
OK.
610
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:17,600
Fifty fifty.
611
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,120
Bob on.
612
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:20,920
What are you up to, Tony?
613
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,600
Right, let's get that
Aztec bar then, shall we?
614
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,760
Does you do cobs?
615
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,440
Oh, you are kidding me.
616
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,960
You did do cobs, didn't you?
They do 'em on Southwest.
617
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:43,760
What about scotch eggs?
618
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,920
Eh?
I'll take whatever you've got, mate.
619
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,600
See I don't have no snap, see.
620
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,320
Oh, some change f' t' phone!
621
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,120
I'm dying to try it.
Please tell me I'm the first one.
622
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:54,920
It was originally designed
for the APT, but,
623
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,200
ha, we all know
what happened to that, don't we?
624
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,440
Even if we had had the advanced
passenger train,
625
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,480
it wouldn'ta made any difference
to me.
626
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,680
As it if was ever
gonna come to Nottingham!
627
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:06,160
Nottingham?
628
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,480
You're from Nottingham?
629
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:09,880
Take the lad out of Sneinton,
630
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,720
but you can't take the Sneinton...
What nightclub's are in Nottingham?
631
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,560
You what?
You know, big nightclubs?
632
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,640
It's not really my thing,
pal.
633
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:18,760
Er,
634
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,800
there's Gary De Courcey's place...
No.
635
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,160
The Astoria?
636
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,000
Roger Towers.
637
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,960
You mean Roger Towers Astoria?
638
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,720
The Mighty Ta-ta-ta-ta.
639
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,920
Funny ads, them.
640
00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:36,960
I've never been, myself.
It's a massive place, apparently.
641
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,720
Actually, it's an old loco shed...
642
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,000
What about Tony?
643
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,200
Who?
Tony Towers.
644
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,680
His brother.
645
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:44,840
Has he got a brother?
646
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:49,720
'Your next station is
Wellingborough.
647
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,760
Wellingborough is your next stop.'
648
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,000
I'll just have them
Mini Cheddars, and, er...
649
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,480
Can I have the rest of this in 10ps?
650
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:01,800
Hello?
651
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:04,880
What?
I need to phone my wife.
652
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,240
Your wife?
653
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,320
Well, I don't really
want to ring my wife.
654
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,080
I just want to try the new phone.
655
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,120
The what?
That.
656
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,320
That's it, that's it.
I'll take as many as you've got.
657
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,160
Right, hold these.
Oh, hang on, I thought I was-
658
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,160
Right you have to keep
pumping them in, you ready?
659
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:31,880
Could I go next?
Sure. You ready?
660
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,040
Ready.
Oh,
661
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,040
one, eight, double one, eight, oh,
662
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,440
five, five.
663
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,680
Go!
664
00:35:40,720 --> 00:35:42,080
Hello!
'Hello?'
665
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,120
Hello?
666
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,720
'Hello?'
Can you hear me?
667
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,000
'Hello?!'
Is that Mrs Taylor? One sec.
668
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,280
Keep putting them in!
'Hello?'
669
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:49,440
Mrs Taylor!
670
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:51,360
'Hello?'
Er, it's Tony.
671
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,840
'Who?'
Tony Towers.
672
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,000
Um, is Sue there?
'Who?'
673
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,600
Sue. Sue Taylor. My fiancée.
674
00:35:57,640 --> 00:35:59,400
Come on, hurry up!
That's three quid already!
675
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,920
'Oh, Sue!'
Sue Taylor!
676
00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,040
'Yeah, she's not called
Sue Taylor anymore, love.'
677
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,720
'She's Sue Pryce now.'
678
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,480
'Who is this?'
679
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,560
Hello?''
680
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:11,520
'Hello?'
681
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,200
'Who is this?'
682
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:17,400
Are you done?
683
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:20,040
Shall I stop?
684
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,240
She's not there, is she?
685
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,200
I've lost her.
686
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:31,760
We never meet.
687
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,760
You're mad! Don't do that!
688
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:50,120
You've gone mad!
689
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,160
I'll just have these Hula Hoops.
690
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,760
That's a Rumba bar.
691
00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,440
He can't eat that, Tony.
It's got rum in it.
692
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:33,560
Is that true?
693
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,880
But I wanted an Aztec Bar.
694
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,760
He asks you for one thing.
695
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,360
Let me have a look what
I've got in my bag.
696
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,760
I'll have it if no one wants it.
697
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,880
Anyone?
698
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,280
Get your own.
699
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:45,360
Tony!
700
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,520
I'm sorry, I didn't
know you wanted it.
701
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:50,880
Whoa.
702
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,240
Tony, what is the matter with you?
703
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,440
Dad!
Tony, stop it.
704
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,880
And this is mine, too!
Tony!
705
00:37:58,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Roger, I'm so sorry...
706
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,600
Anything else of mine you want?
707
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,440
Come on, pal. Y-you're tired.
708
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,480
You've had a big day.
I'm not tired!
709
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:07,400
And I don't need any help from you.
710
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,960
I thought we were gonna be partners?
You're nothing, Roger.
711
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,840
You're nothing without me.
712
00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:13,520
You're a parasite. You just-
713
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:16,280
you just suck out all my good ideas.
714
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,160
Oh, I'm Tony Towers!
715
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,680
Not you! I'm Tony Towers!
Shhhh.
716
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:22,360
Tony, look at what you're doing.
717
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,800
Go and sell your crappy headphones.
718
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,280
What headphones? What you on about?
719
00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:28,840
What have I done?
Oh, nothing. But you will.
720
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,360
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
721
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,640
Come on, girls. I think we should
go sit somewhere else.
722
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,080
No, no, Paula, Tony should go.
723
00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,480
Oh yeah, that's what you'd like.
You what?
724
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:38,600
You're never gonna give me
another chance, are ya?
725
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,320
No, not when you're acting
like this. No.
726
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,360
Right, come on.
727
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,960
Doesn't matter how I act.
728
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,400
Doesn't matter what I say.
729
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,600
You've already
made your mind up about me!
730
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:47,960
And who's fault is that?
Sean.
731
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,400
You complicated this, Tony.
732
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,240
You did everything to ruin it.
733
00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:52,320
Do you think I wanted this?
734
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,440
I never wanted any of this, Tony!
735
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:56,560
But the fact is, this is how it is.
736
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,400
And there is nothing we can do
to change that.
737
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,720
You want a bet?!
738
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,080
There you are.
739
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:24,960
Where did you go?
740
00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,920
What?
741
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:57,360
What is it?
742
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,360
You deserve a happier life, Linda.
743
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,760
Tony?
744
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:21,760
Tony?
745
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,640
Tony, what are you doing?
746
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,600
Ugh, I might've known
you'd take that with out.
747
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:42,800
He never lets go of it.
748
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:44,080
You can't play it in the toilet.
749
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,600
That's the only place for it.
750
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:48,000
You know, don't think for a second
that granddad will play it.
751
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:50,240
Best put it away, son.
I mean, heaven forbid they find out
752
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:52,920
you spent your first wage packet
on a record you can't even play.
753
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,800
That was a solid
apprenticeship, Anthony.
754
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:57,200
You're not going to get
anything like that again.
755
00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,560
Two pound a week before tax?
756
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,640
He wants to be a singer.
757
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,640
He what? You want to be a what?
758
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:04,160
Trust me, son. You've got many
talents. But you're no Mario Lanza.
759
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,400
Music's not a job.
760
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,440
You need a trade.
761
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,240
Well then why's he got a guitar?
762
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,080
Who? Who's got a what?
763
00:42:10,120 --> 00:42:12,440
Why's Roger got a guitar
from Auntie Vi?
764
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,520
Don't spoil it for him.
765
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:16,720
It's not much of a mystery.
766
00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:17,800
He's only ten!
767
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,160
He's ruined it, Mum!
768
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:21,800
You're upsetting him, Anthony.
Fine, I'll leave it then.
769
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,440
Next to... whatever that could be.
770
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,640
You know, I know for a fact that
present was very hard to come by.
771
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,640
Yeah. Brought her to tears.
772
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,720
What's that?
773
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,840
What's he talking about?
774
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,880
She cried when I asked her about it.
775
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,280
Said she was scared or something.
776
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,000
Sh-she did what?
When did you see Auntie Vi?
777
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,320
What did you ask her?
778
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,320
Why she gave Roger better presents.
779
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,120
You never asked her that?
780
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,520
When was this?
781
00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,200
Why did she cry?
782
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:59,480
What?
783
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,320
Arthur, don't.
784
00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:05,800
What's going on?
785
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,120
He is ten?
He's too young, Arthur.
786
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,440
What is it?
You just be quiet, mind.
787
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,160
There's something funny here.
You won't half catch it in a minute!
788
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,480
Mum, what is it?
789
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,520
Roger, darling.
790
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,080
There are things,
791
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,480
adult things,
things that we'll talk about
792
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,320
when you're a bit more grown up.
793
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:30,800
OK?
794
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,760
When?
When you're older.
795
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,400
Fifteen, sixteen.
796
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,160
About Auntie Vi?
797
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,280
Perhaps, but we'll talk
about it then.
798
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,320
About why she buys me nice presents?
799
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,640
Well, that's part of it.
800
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:47,280
But as I- as I say,
you'll just have to wait.
801
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,680
I can't wait.
Well you'll have to.
802
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:50,120
We're not talking about this
anymore.
803
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,440
But Mum-
Roger, we're not talking
804
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,920
about this now and that's final!
805
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,000
I think it's time, Celia.
806
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,920
Anthony,
807
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,520
wait in the corridor
a minute please.
808
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,320
Kettering!
809
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,880
Next stop is Kettering!
810
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,120
Kettering!
811
00:45:53,240 --> 00:45:54,680
That's great!
812
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,360
Hang on.
813
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,680
OK, go, wait, wait.
Go back to the beginning.
814
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:18,640
♪ On the street
815
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,160
♪ Move your f...
816
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,800
♪ I got the desire... ♪
817
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,040
Wait, keep going.
818
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,480
Seagulls of love...
819
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,160
..of- above,
820
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,720
♪ Seagulls above-
Wait, wait,
821
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,880
just give me that. Give me that.
822
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:43,040
It's not-
823
00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:44,760
it's not bad.
824
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:48,240
There we go.
825
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:52,960
♪ See out on the street
826
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,000
♪ Moving your feet
827
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,520
♪ Got the desire
828
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,920
♪ So don't put out the fire
829
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:06,720
♪ Why do you cry
830
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,800
♪ When you look at the sky?
831
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,800
♪ Maybe we're fine
832
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,000
♪ A break in the clouds
833
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,600
♪ Seagull-
834
00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,400
Wait, wait, wait, er...
835
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,360
Shall we make that 'eagles', like,
836
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,840
eagles of love.
837
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,720
Eagles of...? Yeah, sure.
838
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:29,600
Yeah. Eagles of Love, yeah.
839
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:36,640
♪ Eagles of love-
840
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,000
♪ Flying above
841
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:42,080
Eagles of love
842
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:43,480
Woo!
843
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,040
That was amazing.
844
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,360
Who wrote that?
845
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,360
He did. Er, no, we did.
846
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:52,200
It's beautiful.
Amazing.
847
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,120
Well, I wrote the words actually.
848
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,480
Why don't you come and join us?
849
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:56,800
Er, are we allowed in here?
850
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,160
Absolutely not.
851
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,520
This is-
I'm Ray Davies.
852
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,520
Yeah, and I'm Marc Bolan.
Who?
853
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:06,840
Yeah, come and have a seat.
854
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,480
Thank you.
Here you go. No worries.
855
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,040
Look at that. Look at that.
856
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,480
Better than a Soho trattoria.
857
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,880
Yeah, we're gonna need more plonk,
hang on a minute.
858
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,320
Are they drunk already?
859
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,520
- Wait, what's he doing?
- He's gonna make...
860
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:21,000
Roger, what you doing?
861
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,560
Hey, that's people's stuff. Roger!
862
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,680
Oh, hey!
863
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,080
Woo! Wah-hey!
864
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:31,960
Oi, pack it in, will ya?
865
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,360
Oi, you, you'll get us chucked off.
866
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,520
Who gives a shit? Bingo.
867
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,680
Here we go, girls.
868
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:37,960
Roger, you can't do that.
869
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,520
I do what I bloody well like.
870
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,440
Would Madame care for an aperitif?
871
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,000
Don't mind if I do.
Wah-hey!
872
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,520
Tony, are you done yet?
I could do with a hand.
873
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,200
Sorry, Valerie, do you wanna join us?
874
00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,560
No, thank you, Roger.
875
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,960
Er, we got a bit carried away.
876
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,080
I can see that.
877
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:05,640
It's frightfully good here.
Yeah, I know it's terribly Chelsea.
878
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:07,080
Tony, I'm on my own here.
879
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,440
I need the loo
and Jenny's lost Perky.
880
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,320
Yeah, so you enjoy music,
I take it, yeah?
881
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,480
Who are those ladies?
882
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,400
That's a very good question, Jenny.
883
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,360
I think we'd all like to know.
884
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,000
Well, they're friends of Rogers.
You know what he's like.
885
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,520
I know what you're like.
886
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,320
Here you go,
have a little bit of this.
887
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,680
Mum!
888
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:28,520
Are you going to find her toy,
or what?
889
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:34,480
Look, I'm just, er- I'm gonna...
890
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:38,320
I'll be back.
Oh, what a dreadful shame.
891
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,680
How am I possibly going to
entertain these two on my own?
892
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,040
I'm sure you'll manage.
893
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:44,600
Listen to this, so-
894
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,160
- This is what you were just singing?
- Is Uncle Roger coming?
895
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:49,320
Yeah, er, but we were just
doing, let's sing-along.
896
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,920
No, your Uncle's busy.
897
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,240
♪ Out on the street
898
00:49:54,240 --> 00:49:56,160
♪ Moving your feet
899
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,800
♪ Got the desire,
900
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:02,000
♪ Don't put out- ♪
901
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,000
Darling.
902
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:13,320
This guy,
903
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,280
I don't like this wimpy guy.
904
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,120
This interview is not good for you.
905
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,760
Don't talk to him, darling.
906
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,680
I get rid of him.
907
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:24,360
You, go now.
908
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:26,840
You change this train.
909
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:27,960
We hardly started.
910
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:29,480
No interview for you.
911
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,800
You don't like the single.
It's- it's not about what I like.
912
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,120
- You think it's shit.
- I like parts of it.
913
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,920
Why you compare us
to the bloody Vumbers?!
914
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:39,360
- Vumbers?
- Vumbers?
915
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:40,680
Vumbers.
What are Vumbers?
916
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:42,360
Vumbers? Vumbers.
917
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:43,680
V-v-vumbers?
Vumbers.
918
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:45,360
I'm sorry, I don't...
Vumbers. Vumbers!
919
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:46,600
Remember you a vumber!
920
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,120
Oh! Er, Wombles?
921
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:49,440
Ja! Vumbers!
922
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,560
You think I'm a Womble?!
923
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:51,680
I- I never said that!
924
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:53,800
He wrote it, I can check it.
925
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,360
Well, I- I don't write
the whole paper.
926
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,080
I'm not a Womble, mate!
Look, I know!
927
00:50:57,120 --> 00:50:58,760
I know you wanna be
taken seriously, yeah.
928
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:00,600
But you've only had
novelty success so far.
929
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,160
We sold twice as many as
the Vumbers!
930
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:04,680
So, if- if you want credibility,
931
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,760
you're gonna have to talk
to the music press.
932
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:08,320
Ja, but you twist it!
933
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:09,640
I will not twist it! I just...
934
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,240
..I just want some answers that
make some sort of sense.
935
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:14,560
I can't use a word of this so far.
936
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,800
Tony is a genius.
937
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,400
Fine.
938
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:19,840
Then show me.
939
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,760
Tony.
940
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,800
Yeah.
941
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,840
We'll give you twenty minutes.
942
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:35,920
Good.
943
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,720
So, why don't you start
944
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:45,800
by helping me decipher
some of these song lyrics.
945
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,240
Let's start with the hit.
946
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,120
The hit?
947
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,600
Mmm. Eagles of Love.
948
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,600
Right.
949
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,840
Well, um,
950
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,320
originally it was called Sea-
951
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,400
Ow!
952
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,920
Ha! Bulls eye!
953
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:03,480
Bloody hell.
954
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,920
Roger! What the hell?!
955
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,480
What bollocks has he
been telling ya?
956
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:09,920
Nearly had me bleedin' head off.
957
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:12,160
Roger, you really lucky
not to kill him!
958
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,320
Ahh, pull your knickers out
your crack, Astrid. He's fine-
959
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:17,080
Hey, don't talk to her like that.
960
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:19,520
Roger, you sit next door.
Tony's doing his interview.
961
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,880
No, no.
He's got enough credit already.
962
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,160
What does that mean?
Like you don't know.
963
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:26,240
You feel Tony doesn't
speak for the band?
964
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,600
Course I don't!
965
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,440
This thing running?
Yeah.
966
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:30,680
Whoa, careful.
967
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,600
Roger...
Come on, Rodge. Come on now.
968
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:35,160
No, what, why? You getting
nervous, are we, Tony?
969
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:36,920
Worried your secret might come out?
970
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,280
Whoops! Oooh, ooh, naughty Roger!
971
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:41,400
Slap on the wrist!
972
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,200
Go and sit on the naughty step!
Maybe we should do this later.
973
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,120
That's what you'd like, isn't it?
Roger, mate.
974
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,120
Honestly, I don't know what
you're talking about.
975
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,840
Oohh, playing it like that, are we?
976
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:51,840
Roger, I'm not doing anything!
Yeah!
977
00:52:51,880 --> 00:52:54,480
That's exactly the
problem right there!
978
00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:56,320
I don't understand.
Too right!
979
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,760
So you're saying Tony's not involved
much in terms of creativity?
980
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,720
This twat couldn't play
the wobble board.
981
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:04,560
You stop this interview now.
No, no, no, no.
982
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,000
It's, it's alright, it's alright.
I wanna hear it.
983
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,000
Whatever's wrong, Roger,
984
00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,520
we can sort it out.
985
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,160
Yeah, not with a tape recorder!
986
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:13,240
You my shrink now?
987
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:15,080
You're upset. I can see that.
988
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:16,240
What is it?
989
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,320
You really want to open that
can of worms, Tone?
990
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,200
Cos you know what's inside.
991
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:33,800
What?
992
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Another can,
993
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,320
'brother'.
994
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,920
I just...
995
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,240
..I just wanna make this work,
Rodge.
996
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:51,080
That's all I want.
997
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,800
OK, fine.
998
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:57,280
Let's do it!
999
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,520
Let's get into it.
First, we need champagne.
1000
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,400
No, Roger. No more with the booze.
1001
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,440
Hey, you. Mr Pastry.
1002
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,760
Champagne for the whole carriage!
Come on, that's too much, Rodge.
1003
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:09,640
See how nervous he gets at
the sight of money.
1004
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,400
Ask him why he
lives in Guernsey.
1005
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:15,240
I live in Guernsey?
Ninety percent, I pay!
1006
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:17,240
I'd be surprised if he pays two bob!
1007
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,080
We find another day,
we do this after Christmas.
1008
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,280
No, Astrid!
1009
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,800
We do this now!
1010
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,520
That's just rude, Rodge.
Come on, you're not like this!
1011
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,920
This isn't you!
1012
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:30,560
You don't know the first thing
about what I'm like.
1013
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,520
Have a question, chief?
1014
00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:40,080
Um, well, there's, er,
there's been some, er- er,
1015
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,000
uncertainty, rumours, actually...
Oh?!
1016
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,280
..here, about the band.
Ooh!
1017
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,200
Regarding your performances, um...
Yeah!
1018
00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,800
..you- you've had many
TV appearances.
1019
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,240
Top of the Pops, Crackerjack,
1020
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:49,920
and so forth.
Crackerjack, yeah.
1021
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,160
Um, but there wasn't any
mention of the band ever
1022
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,400
singing live.
1023
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,680
Ohhh!
1024
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,240
Wonder why that is?!
1025
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:01,680
Why do you think that is, Tone?
1026
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,080
Tony's voice is very delicate.
1027
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,560
Oh, that's right. That's right.
1028
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:08,160
Tony's voice is so delicate-
1029
00:55:08,200 --> 00:55:09,200
write it down.
1030
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:12,720
It's so unique to have Tony's style,
1031
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:14,560
Tony's charisma,
1032
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:18,640
and Tony's singing voice
all in one amazing package.
1033
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,760
I mean, imagine if
I could sing, for example.
1034
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:22,280
That just wouldn't work, would it?
1035
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,000
Who'd want to listen to
a boring twat like me?!
1036
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,120
OK, that's enough now.
But Tony,
1037
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,680
Tony has it all.
1038
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,800
Go on Tony...
1039
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,520
..give us a little tune.
1040
00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,320
I'm sure we'd all like to hear it.
1041
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:46,080
Wait, you can't do that.
1042
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,400
Oh, it's alright, Astrid.
He won't use the tape.
1043
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,720
Of course I'm gonna use the tape.
Trust me, he won't.
1044
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:52,800
How do you know?
1045
00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:54,040
Where's he going?
1046
00:56:02,240 --> 00:56:03,720
Is he saying what I think
he's saying?
1047
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:05,200
Definitely not.
1048
00:56:05,240 --> 00:56:07,520
Well, what-
what d'you think he's saying?
1049
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:10,400
I suppose,
1050
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:12,840
he's suggesting...
1051
00:56:14,080 --> 00:56:16,320
..that it's not
actually you that's singing.
1052
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:20,640
What the-
1053
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,120
Oh my God!
1054
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,520
Champagne for everyone!
1055
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,720
And?
1056
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:45,120
Tony, are you with us?
1057
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,120
Eh?
1058
00:56:47,160 --> 00:56:48,840
Is there something wrong?
1059
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:50,520
I, um...
1060
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,200
Well, just start from the top.
1061
00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:53,240
From what?
1062
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,880
You say,
1063
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:58,040
"Well, I've had an
absolutely delightful trip..."
1064
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:03,800
Well, I've had an absolutely
delightful trip.
1065
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,240
Lovely!
1066
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,800
Walking forward.
1067
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,680
Carry on!
1068
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:14,640
And thanks to the advanced
passenger train's unique design...
1069
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,720
Wiggling the model...
1070
00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:17,920
You what?
1071
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:24,480
Oh! Um...
1072
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:30,600
Er, we've been travelling at
an average speed of 100mph.
1073
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,960
Then to the breakfast table.
1074
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:37,880
And sit.
1075
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:42,600
Er, but my coffee cup
1076
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,360
hasn't spilt a drop.
1077
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:45,760
And you go to take a drink.
1078
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:47,240
Er, but don't take a drink.
1079
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,400
What?
Yeah.
1080
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,120
And that's the basic shape of it.
1081
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:53,360
Tristan, I'm just, er, wondering if
Tony's shorts are bit short.
1082
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,320
Er, Tony. Er, we've got to
make a little change.
1083
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,120
Bernard!
1084
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,000
I don't know whose idea it was to
sit you opposite Bella Emberg.
1085
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:06,560
You come with me, my dear.
1086
00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,200
I think I've found a
perfect spot for you.
1087
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,160
I don't suppose you have this
problem with radio!
1088
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,160
Anyway, I think you're going to be
very pleased with the replacement.
1089
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,200
I'm so excited!
1090
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,200
Yeah, so am I.
I was only planning to watch,
1091
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,760
I promise you.
It's OK.
1092
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,200
Look, I'm shaking.
1093
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,520
Hold my hand, please.
1094
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:39,880
Don't worry, you'll be fine.
1095
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,640
So, what we doing after this?
1096
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:47,800
What d'you mean?
1097
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,840
Well, everyone's talking
about going to your club.
1098
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,160
Sure.
1099
00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:53,880
So that's me going home then?
1100
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,080
Why?
1101
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:56,920
Well, you're not gonna
let me in, are ya?
1102
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:58,000
Course I will!
1103
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,840
Really?
Yeah!
1104
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,080
Really?!
Yeah!
1105
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:03,040
Thank you!
1106
00:59:03,080 --> 00:59:04,960
Thank you so much!
1107
00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,280
Sorry, Tony. Just wondering if
the shorts are a bit short?
1108
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,440
Um... I don't know,
1109
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:11,760
d'you think they look alright?
1110
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:13,480
Well, they just look a bit... short.
1111
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:15,040
I think they look great.
1112
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,320
Yeah, OK.
D'you think?
1113
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:20,320
They're better than the ones
you had in the other ad.
1114
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,640
Listen, Tony.
1115
00:59:26,680 --> 00:59:29,480
Er, we need to make an incy
wincey change to the script.
1116
00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,000
That bit about the APT
travelling faster
1117
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:34,520
than twice the legal limit of a car
on a motorway...
1118
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:38,920
..well, sandy pointed out, might not
be appropriate given recent events?
1119
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,480
Recent events?
And with a date set
1120
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:41,840
for the court case,
1121
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:45,040
it's probably best to avoid
any potential overlap.
1122
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:46,120
How d'you mean?
1123
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,240
Obviously we all wish your
brother the very best...
1124
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,360
Roger?
..we can't in any way
1125
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,160
associate this campaign
with what happened.
1126
00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:54,920
I'm sure you'll understand.
1127
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,720
We'll just snip that bit out,
shall we?
1128
00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:57,960
OK. OK.
1129
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,600
What- what... what happened?
1130
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,080
'Your next station
is Market Harborough.
1131
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,240
Market Harborough your next stop.'
1132
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,200
Are you OK?
1133
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,880
What, er, I'm fine, I'm fine.
1134
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,440
You're taking it all very well.
1135
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,840
I don't know what's going on.
1136
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,880
None of us do.
1137
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:30,200
I love you.
1138
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:32,560
What?
1139
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,320
I love you, Dad.
1140
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,600
Whoa. Whoa.
1141
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,280
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1142
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:39,760
Whoa.
Er, To-To-To-Tony.
1143
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:42,560
Is there something wrong?!
1144
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,720
I heard he was difficult.
1145
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,200
Widow Twankie?
What?
1146
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:50,280
You do realise this is bullshit?
1147
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:53,520
They better be paying you a shitload
cos you look like a knobhead, Tone.
1148
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,080
Sorry to say it, but it's true.
1149
01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,000
You're a serious artist, mate.
1150
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:58,840
Not Danny La bloody Rue.
1151
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:01,000
What we need to do is
get back out there.
1152
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,720
Get some of the old
material released.
1153
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:05,360
We recorded some gems back then.
1154
01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:06,920
There's this guy I knew, right.
1155
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,120
Alan, his name is.
1156
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,400
Mainly does plumbing at the moment,
but he's proper loaded.
1157
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,480
I told him about the music
we did together
1158
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:16,080
and he said he might wanna
release some of it.
1159
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,800
Just gotta get all of the
shitting master tapes.
1160
01:01:18,840 --> 01:01:20,320
Anyway, point is,
1161
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:23,280
Alan's not gonna take us seriously
1162
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:25,600
if you're twanking off
in crap like this.
1163
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,040
What's that on your leg?
1164
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:31,640
Oh. Ha. That.
1165
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:34,160
That's a pain in the arse,
that's what that is.
1166
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:36,800
Why do they have to make
these things so ugly?
1167
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,040
Pattie made an amazing cover
that said,
1168
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:40,560
"An hard act to follow"...
1169
01:01:40,600 --> 01:01:44,200
but, the probation officer said it
interfered with the signal.
1170
01:01:44,240 --> 01:01:46,640
Mum's installed a base
station over Christmas.
1171
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,880
Just another thing that's
freaking her out.
1172
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,760
I mean, she's an old woman, Tone.
1173
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,040
She doesn't need all this.
1174
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:53,480
Is she OK?
1175
01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,000
Course not, and all this
bollocks they've been saying.
1176
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,040
It's the last thing she needs.
1177
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:59,080
Like what?
1178
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:01,000
That I went to rehab.
1179
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:02,200
So what?
1180
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,120
It's boring, everyone goes
to rehab these days.
1181
01:02:05,160 --> 01:02:07,280
So I sacked it off
and did it myself.
1182
01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:09,440
So did Pattie.
Piece of piss eighteen months.
1183
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:11,280
Cheers. Done. Move on. What's next?
1184
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,920
Anyway, you heard about
the festival?
1185
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,120
Er, what?
1186
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,720
We're doing a festival this
summer. Well, maybe next summer.
1187
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,360
Anyway, we got a line-up planned.
You wouldn't believe.
1188
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:22,400
So...
1189
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,560
..how old was Hendrix when he died?
1190
01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:27,560
Er, twenty-seven.
1191
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,600
Exactly. Joplin.
1192
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:31,000
Brian Jones.
1193
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:32,200
Jim Morrison.
1194
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:33,320
Buddy Holly.
1195
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:34,880
I don't think Buddy Holly was...
1196
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,240
Kurt Cobain.
1197
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:38,840
Who?
We get bands.
1198
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:41,520
Good bands. You know, bands we like.
1199
01:02:41,560 --> 01:02:43,400
To pretend
they're twenty-seven again,
1200
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:47,640
and do a set, exactly as they
woulda done back then.
1201
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:50,440
Rick Wakeman in a gold cape.
1202
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:53,440
Peter Gabriel as a daffodil.
1203
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,400
Well, it was a sunflower.
Exactly.
1204
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,840
I'd pay to see that. Wouldn't you?
1205
01:02:57,880 --> 01:03:00,960
That's what I wanted to talk
to you about, Tone.
1206
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,720
You move in these circles.
1207
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,760
I do?
1208
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,240
You're the one in here.
1209
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:10,120
They're all at these do's.
1210
01:03:12,600 --> 01:03:14,880
So you want me to ask Peter Gabriel
1211
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,840
to dress up as a sunflower?
1212
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,240
Listen, if he hadn't done it before
it'd be weird, I grant ya.
1213
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,200
But it's probably
still in his wardrobe.
1214
01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:24,720
Do I go to these sorts of parties?
1215
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,520
Course you do. Look.
1216
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,120
That's me with Christopher Biggins,
Roger.
1217
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,720
He's hardly Dylan.
1218
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:33,440
Biggins might even know
Dylan. Who knows.
1219
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,200
Point is, we get to these people,
1220
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,920
they hear the idea, they'll love it.
1221
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:40,800
But, well...
1222
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:41,960
What?
1223
01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,720
You're not sort of suggesting...
1224
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,640
What?
Well...
1225
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:49,640
..you're not saying that
they shoulda died
1226
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,600
when they were twenty-seven?
1227
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,240
OK.
1228
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,000
Don't help me then, Tone.
Roger.
1229
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,720
Don't do it then,
Tone. Don't help me.
1230
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,680
You sit there, top of the world.
1231
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:04,640
Calm down, look-
Just need to get the ball rolling.
1232
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,920
I've had a few rough years, Tone.
1233
01:04:05,960 --> 01:04:07,640
Dunno if you've noticed.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1234
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,920
Can't rely on your family.
OK, OK!
1235
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,280
Truth is Tone,
I'm not doing this for me.
1236
01:04:12,320 --> 01:04:14,000
I'm doing it for our mum.
Well, your mum.
1237
01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:16,080
Don't say that.
Well, it's true, in't it?!
1238
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,400
OK, OK! I'll do it! I'll do it.
1239
01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:19,360
I'll do whatever you need.
1240
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,560
See.
1241
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,880
There you go.
1242
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:27,480
You just wait, Tone.
1243
01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,920
This is just the beginning.
1244
01:04:32,760 --> 01:04:36,440
Tell you what, we'll come see this
pile of twank after Christmas.
1245
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,640
Deal?
Mm.
1246
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,840
Deal.
1247
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,720
You know, you can get a
drink if you like.
1248
01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,240
Don't bother us.
1249
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:49,480
Yeah, I might do that actually.
1250
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,200
Yeah.
1251
01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,600
Knock yourself out.
1252
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,840
Cuz.
1253
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:20,080
Dad?
1254
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,480
Dad?
1255
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,920
You OK?
1256
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,520
I need to remember to
check the car insurance.
1257
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,360
Yeah, that's-
1258
01:05:43,400 --> 01:05:44,960
probably a good idea.
1259
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,520
Take it easy. Eh, mate?
1260
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,640
That the actual hat?
1261
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,240
What?
1262
01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,600
Well, the actual real hat.
1263
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:43,440
We watched every episode.
1264
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:45,800
You woulda won it.
Yeah, definitely.
1265
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,160
Will they let you go back?
1266
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:49,240
Of course they won't let
him go back.
1267
01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:52,240
But, what about all that
work he's had done?
1268
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,320
It's taken twenty years
off ya, honestly.
1269
01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:57,000
But no one will see it.
1270
01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:58,560
You know, you surprised me, Dad.
1271
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:01,040
I did?
Yeah.
1272
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,000
It was quite a sacrifice.
1273
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:04,840
And a hell of a long way to come.
1274
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:09,240
We wouldn't have minded if
you stayed in Australia.
1275
01:07:10,600 --> 01:07:13,240
What's Abi Titmuss really like?
1276
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:14,280
Who?
1277
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:16,320
Oh, yeah, like you didn't notice.
1278
01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:21,360
Are we allowed to laugh, Mum?
1279
01:07:22,200 --> 01:07:24,160
Yeah, of course you are, darling.
1280
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,840
This is a time for
happy memories too.
1281
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:28,640
Y-you put them on your page.
1282
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,240
David's doing a myspace page...
1283
01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,320
..what d'you think?
Hmm?
1284
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,920
It's not loading properly.
Eh?
1285
01:07:38,200 --> 01:07:40,000
Yeah, it's lovely, isn't it?
1286
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:42,080
Oh, it's marvellous.
1287
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,600
I wonder what she
woulda thought of it.
1288
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:46,880
She?
1289
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,200
Mum.
1290
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:49,360
Grandma.
1291
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,920
Well, you can ask her yourself.
1292
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,240
Huh?
1293
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:55,440
Grandma, what d'you think
of David's webpage?
1294
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,840
His what?
1295
01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:00,000
He's, he's done a special page
on the internet for Roger.
1296
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,880
Well, it's no good to him now.
1297
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,000
Oh, no, it's about Roger.
1298
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,200
Oh, those things make my eyes hurt.
1299
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,640
Y-you can type a message, here.
1300
01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:11,760
Why would I wanna do that?
1301
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:13,240
He's worked so hard on it.
1302
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,800
We worked as hard as we could
for Roger.
1303
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,320
Did everything we could.
1304
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:20,040
Maybe we could've done more.
1305
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:23,320
No, I mean the page on
the worldwide web.
1306
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:25,320
Maybe we did the wrong thing.
1307
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,120
I don't know.
1308
01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,880
Come on, Celia. Let's get you
settled down here with Arthur.
1309
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:35,280
I'll always have to live with that.
1310
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:36,600
You have a little rest.
1311
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,440
And we'll be right over here
if you need anything.
1312
01:08:40,480 --> 01:08:42,720
We shoulda kept it to ourselves.
1313
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,400
But Arthur said no.
1314
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,880
Thank you, love.
1315
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:08,920
I don't see why she blames herself
1316
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:11,320
Her mind's set. She still thinks
Roger didn't drink.
1317
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,960
Oh.
You what?
1318
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,280
Told her it was all lies.
1319
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,120
Yeah, then swigs vodka from a water
bottle right in front of her.
1320
01:09:17,160 --> 01:09:18,200
Bold as brass.
1321
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:19,240
No.
1322
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,760
Was Pattie that fooled me.
1323
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:22,560
You know, I was sure she
was good news.
1324
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,240
She was as bad as him.
1325
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,880
You know she turned up
at my work once.
1326
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,000
Some sob story about
Roger beating her up.
1327
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,080
Complete nonsense.
I gave her sixty quid, didn't I?
1328
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:33,080
Turns out Roger's waiting
downstairs. Straight to the offy.
1329
01:09:33,120 --> 01:09:35,400
And you were way too kind.
1330
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:37,440
Bad as she was though, when
those two split...
1331
01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,560
Oh, that was a mistake.
Beginning of the end, that was.
1332
01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:40,760
He never really got over it.
1333
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:42,240
Pattie this, Pattie that.
1334
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,760
He got it in his head that she was
in Portsmouth or something.
1335
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,360
That's where he was walking to?
1336
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,920
Yeah, right down the
middle of the M27.
1337
01:09:52,280 --> 01:09:53,640
Oh, sorry.
Cleo!
1338
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,840
It was just horrible.
1339
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:08,840
I shoulda done something.
1340
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,360
No one coulda stopped him.
1341
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:12,400
He only listens to me.
1342
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,440
We were the Mighty Towers.
1343
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:16,320
It's not such a great name any more.
1344
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:30,160
Auntie Vi.
1345
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:34,560
They run in the street.
1346
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:40,080
Who can keep an eye on them
twenty-four hours a day?
1347
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,640
I'm not Celia.
1348
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:46,840
That's not me.
1349
01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:50,840
I was too scared.
1350
01:10:52,880 --> 01:10:54,280
Auntie.
1351
01:11:05,320 --> 01:11:06,960
No. No.
1352
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,640
Come on, Tony, ya bellend.
1353
01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,760
Listen, this fella from Gladiators.
1354
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,480
He must know people,
1355
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,960
that show's massive.
1356
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,240
You get me ten minutes with Wolf,
1357
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,440
just let me talk to him.
1358
01:11:20,480 --> 01:11:22,240
Let me explain the concept
and you know-
1359
01:11:22,280 --> 01:11:23,720
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
1360
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,600
Enough of this, Roger!
Give that back!
1361
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,600
If you want water,
I'll get you water.
1362
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:31,200
'Leicester, your next stop.
Next stop, Leicester.'
1363
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:33,000
OK, you got me.
1364
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,040
What do you want, a medal?
No, I just want you
1365
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:38,440
to tell me something that's not a
steaming pile of horse shit, Roger.
1366
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,120
Eighteen months.
Eighteen minutes, more like!
1367
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,560
So I like a drink!
1368
01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:44,200
So does Pattie, so do you!
1369
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:45,840
We all like a sip on a warm day.
1370
01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:46,960
Social drinkers now!
1371
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,720
So what you hiding it
in that for then?!
1372
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:51,000
Cos I don't wanna drink the piss
this place sells.
1373
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,520
Oh, please, Roger.
Just stop! Stop it!
1374
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:55,680
This is me! This is Tony!
Don't pretend like you give a shit!
1375
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:56,720
Of course I do,
1376
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:58,880
I'm your brother, mate!
Not strictly true, that. Is it?
1377
01:11:58,920 --> 01:12:00,120
It is to me.
1378
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:01,320
Come on, Pattie. Let's go.
1379
01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:02,840
Where you going?
1380
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,080
Well, looks like Leicester.
1381
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,560
What about Mum and Dad?
It's Christmas tomorrow.
1382
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,400
For you maybe.
1383
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:13,120
It was never really Christmas
for me!
1384
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:16,400
Roger, come on. Come on, please.
1385
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:19,040
Please... I know where this goes!
1386
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,960
This doesn't end well!
1387
01:12:25,240 --> 01:12:26,440
What does that mean?
1388
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:28,680
Roger, please.
Just, just let me help you.
1389
01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:29,880
Oh, right.
1390
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,440
That's what you want, innit?
What?
1391
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:33,640
Make it all about you.
1392
01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:35,200
Just like always.
1393
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,960
No, no, no, Rodge...
You never gave a shit about me.
1394
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:39,560
You don't understand.
You're thinking
1395
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:40,720
how well this makes you look!
1396
01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,160
I can see you doing it now.
1397
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:45,000
"Tony saves Roger,"
"Tony the hero."
1398
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,680
Well guess what, Tony?
1399
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:51,160
I don't need saving.
1400
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:54,880
Rodge, please. Please, mate.
Get your hands off me!
1401
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,360
You don't understand!
Get off me!
1402
01:12:56,400 --> 01:12:57,800
You don't understand, mate!
1403
01:12:57,840 --> 01:12:59,080
What are you doing?!
1404
01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,680
What are you doing?
Come on!
1405
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,560
Get off of me!
Rodge, no!
1406
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:06,640
Get off!
1407
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,800
Pattie, please! Talk to him!
1408
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:19,440
Fuck you, Tony.
1409
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,880
What?
1410
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:34,920
Roger!
1411
01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:36,000
Rodge!
1412
01:13:37,000 --> 01:13:38,200
Rodge!
1413
01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:39,400
Roger!
1414
01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:13,760
Tony! Tony.
1415
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,000
Listen, we're rather
up against it, old chap.
1416
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:17,320
We really need to get a move on.
1417
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,480
Where's Jenny? I need Jenny.
1418
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,080
Oh, but Tony, the train will be in
Nottingham in half an hour!
1419
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,200
Jenny!
1420
01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,960
OK. Two minutes!
1421
01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:26,160
Are you OK, Dad?
1422
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:28,360
Jenny, I need you to listen
to me very carefully.
1423
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,800
I'm gonna ask you some questions.
1424
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,560
I want you to answer like
1425
01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,960
I don't know anything.
1426
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,600
What's this for?
Alright, just, please.
1427
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,160
Just, just pretend.
1428
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:37,600
Understand?
1429
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:38,800
I suppose.
OK.
1430
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:42,600
Where is Roger?
1431
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,880
He's on remand.
1432
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,040
Why?
1433
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:48,960
For speeding,
1434
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,240
you already know this.
What did I just say? Come on.
1435
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:53,480
So, is that it?
1436
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,520
Is anyone hurt?
No, no.
1437
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:57,720
That's not much of a crime, then.
Well, it wasn't his car.
1438
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,280
Oh.
It was his accountants.
1439
01:14:59,320 --> 01:15:00,960
OK.
Who he'd just hit with a breadbin.
1440
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,320
Right, and why did he do that?
1441
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,640
Well, he thinks he conned him
out of eighty grand,
1442
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:07,720
but then you told me he spent all
his tax on a pig farm
1443
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,240
but he's not looking after them
properly and one ate his jacket-
1444
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:11,880
the silver one that
Mick Ronson lent him?
1445
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,000
And so he pushed the pig off a cliff
and now the RSPCA want him as well.
1446
01:15:15,040 --> 01:15:17,400
Jesus Christ.
1447
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,160
Which is why you set up
that account for me.
1448
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:21,240
Yeah, I always put a third aside
and I never touch it.
1449
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:23,440
Very good, well done.
We've really got to get a move on,
1450
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,640
I'm terribly sorry.
Now, we've had a little conflab
1451
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:29,240
and we've come up with this and
we think it's much, much better.
1452
01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,000
The APT is so smooth,
1453
01:15:32,040 --> 01:15:36,120
the only rocking and rolling
I'll be doing is with these.
1454
01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:37,440
Then you hold these up.
1455
01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:43,760
Shall we do an availability
check on Bobby Davro?
1456
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,320
Roger, please.
There are children on this train.
1457
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,440
Mr Towers! Please put
your trousers back on!
1458
01:15:49,480 --> 01:15:50,840
Tony, where the hell have you been?
1459
01:15:50,880 --> 01:15:53,960
Roger...
..bloody crazy insane!
1460
01:15:54,000 --> 01:15:56,040
Oh, Roger.
1461
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:57,720
Roger?
1462
01:15:57,760 --> 01:16:00,080
Put your trousers on, mate.
1463
01:16:00,120 --> 01:16:01,360
Mr Towers.
1464
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:03,160
Looks like you got an
actual story for once.
1465
01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:04,920
This is all I could find.
1466
01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:07,240
I'll call the transport police!
Maybe I should go.
1467
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:08,760
What? No, no, no. Give it here.
1468
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,920
I've got an idea, can you open this?
1469
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:13,280
But it stinks in there.
Yeah, just for a sec.
1470
01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:14,800
You ready?
1471
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,320
Go, go, go, go!
1472
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:43,600
It's not exactly Prestige Cuvée,
1473
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:45,960
I know that.
1474
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:47,360
As long as it's wet.
1475
01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:53,200
Are you still made at me?
1476
01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:57,280
Alright, look. Roger.
1477
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:01,440
The band's clearly a mess, right.
1478
01:17:01,480 --> 01:17:05,360
Whatever the record company
suggested we obviously...
1479
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:07,880
..shouldn't have listened.
D'you mean 'we'?
1480
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:12,320
OK, I, I.
I shouldn't have listened, right.
1481
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,080
Whatever I agreed to...
1482
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:16,920
..it was stupid.
1483
01:17:25,120 --> 01:17:26,720
You seen the state of this lot?
1484
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:32,720
It's about the songs, Tone.
1485
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,440
I know, mate.
1486
01:17:37,680 --> 01:17:40,360
So you wanna try again? Eh?
1487
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:42,360
Do it our way this time.
1488
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,680
We're too old.
1489
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:48,360
You know what Jim Morrison was
when he died-
1490
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,440
Yeah, he was twenty-seven. I know.
And Hendrix.
1491
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,720
So there's less competition!
1492
01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,520
Who cares how old we are?
1493
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:57,000
Hey. Leonard Cohen.
1494
01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:58,040
Yeah?
1495
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,840
He was ancient before anyone
started giving a toss.
1496
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,000
It's about what you do
1497
01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,440
right now, Rodge.
1498
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:07,880
The decisions you make today.
1499
01:18:09,960 --> 01:18:11,560
That's what matters.
1500
01:18:13,720 --> 01:18:15,160
You serious?
1501
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:16,360
Course I am.
1502
01:18:17,680 --> 01:18:19,680
You front it. You're the singer.
1503
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,440
I'll be on...
1504
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:24,520
.. maracas or whatever.
1505
01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,200
But you gotta promise me one thing.
1506
01:18:28,240 --> 01:18:29,320
What?
1507
01:18:29,360 --> 01:18:30,880
You come and live in Guernsey.
1508
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:32,960
You what?
1509
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,640
You're giving away 90
pence of every pound.
1510
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:37,240
You choose now to give me
1511
01:18:37,280 --> 01:18:39,600
financial advice?
Alright, alright, alright, alright.
1512
01:18:39,640 --> 01:18:41,480
But we're gonna do this.
1513
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:42,880
Right?
1514
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,320
Sure.
Good!
1515
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,200
Right now,
1516
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:53,080
let me try and go
and sort out this mess.
1517
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:02,880
What the bloody hell is going on?
Just hang on.
1518
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:04,480
Well, will he do an interview?
Can I go?
1519
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:07,800
Everybody just hold your
horses for two minutes.
1520
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:09,040
Come here.
1521
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,480
Now look, er...
1522
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:14,040
..Morris, isn't it?
1523
01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,120
Yeah.
1524
01:19:15,160 --> 01:19:17,640
How long you been doing this?
Two weeks.
1525
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,880
OK. Listen.
1526
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:22,520
You know who I am?
You know who that is?
1527
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:23,920
I guess.
1528
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,600
D'you like our music?
Not really.
1529
01:19:25,640 --> 01:19:27,560
No, you like metal. Don't you?
1530
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,040
Heavy rock.
How d'you know?
1531
01:19:29,080 --> 01:19:30,960
I bet you like Sabbath.
Yeah, course.
1532
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,960
Perfect. D'you have any idea
1533
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:35,160
how hard they had to work to write
those songs?
1534
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:37,520
What's that got to do with..?
D'you know the artistic agony
1535
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:40,760
that Ozzy Osbourne went through to
make Sabbath bloody Sabbath?
1536
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:44,240
He ended up writing in a dungeon to
get inspiration, it half killed him.
1537
01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:46,640
Ooh, the struggle.
1538
01:19:46,680 --> 01:19:48,000
The pain.
1539
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:51,040
Some people don't make it.
1540
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,040
Nick Drake.
1541
01:19:54,080 --> 01:19:55,400
Ian Curtis.
1542
01:19:55,440 --> 01:19:56,600
Who?
1543
01:19:59,800 --> 01:20:02,320
That's what that is, my friend.
That's the struggle.
1544
01:20:03,400 --> 01:20:04,920
Right there.
1545
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:09,320
Now, you've handled this well.
I mean, brilliantly, actually.
1546
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:11,080
Now, play your cards right.
1547
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,160
You could be destined for big
things on the back of this.
1548
01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:16,040
But just remember,
1549
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,400
you don't get
Children of the Grave...
1550
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,000
..without that.
1551
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,200
I love that song.
1552
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:24,840
Course you do. Now,
1553
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:26,840
you wanna support new music.
1554
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:29,440
You want another Sabbath album,
1555
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,880
that's Ozzy. Right there.
1556
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:33,400
So,
1557
01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,000
how about you just let him
slip off at the next station.
1558
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:37,600
You know what I'm saying.
1559
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:39,880
No need to get the police involved.
1560
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:42,320
That way you're doing it
for the arts.
1561
01:20:43,280 --> 01:20:47,200
You're doing it for the music.
You're doing it... for Ozzy.
1562
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:51,280
Paranoid. Wheels of
Confusion. Hand of Doom.
1563
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:54,080
Electric Funeral.
1564
01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:57,400
Rat Salad.
1565
01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:03,800
OK, folks. I want everyone
to move to the back.
1566
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,720
What the hell was that?
1567
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:07,160
It worked, didn't it?
1568
01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,480
Keep it moving.
1569
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:28,520
'Loughborough is your next station.
Your next station is Loughborough.'
1570
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,640
Why aren't you in first class?
1571
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,360
You're Tony Towers.
1572
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,640
You shouldn't be
down here.
1573
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:16,160
Oh, can I ask you a question?
1574
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:17,200
OK.
1575
01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:18,840
Those girls on your show.
1576
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:21,000
You know, holding the teas
made or whatever.
1577
01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:22,200
How did they get that job?
1578
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:23,640
Cos it doesn't look that hard to me.
1579
01:22:24,920 --> 01:22:26,520
I don't know. Um,
1580
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:28,880
I'm sure I could find out.
1581
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:31,040
Really? You could really do that?
Yeah.
1582
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:34,080
Oh, that's amazing.
I mean, Dolcis is alright.
1583
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:35,560
The people are nice and everything,
1584
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,000
but I don't wanna be there forever.
1585
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:43,080
Oh! I'm sorry, I'm Sue, by the way.
1586
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,840
So, we haven't met before.
1587
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,160
Not actually met.
1588
01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,680
You made a joke about me once
in the audience though.
1589
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:53,400
Although, it could've
been about Elaine.
1590
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:56,080
The lights are very bright,
it was hard to tell.
1591
01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,560
When was this?
1592
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:00,600
We came on a work do
to watch the show.
1593
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,800
God, there's a lot of waiting
around, isn't there?
1594
01:23:02,840 --> 01:23:04,960
I mean, I'm not saying
it's boring or anything.
1595
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:06,440
It's just not like on telly.
1596
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:09,120
You must've shouted
"come on down!" about
1597
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:11,400
two hundred times.
1598
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,440
So, is that what I'm known for, then?
1599
01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:15,560
You what?
1600
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:17,680
I'm not known for music?
1601
01:23:17,720 --> 01:23:19,520
Music? What sort of music?
1602
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:22,480
Eagles of Love?
1603
01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:23,760
What's that then?
1604
01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,600
It's a song. In the charts.
1605
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,160
What? Recently?
1606
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:30,680
No, it's not on here.
1607
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:32,280
It was a hit. I think.
1608
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:33,520
When was this?
1609
01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:36,360
Oohh, seventy-four, seventy-five.
1610
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:37,920
Oh. Well,
1611
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,120
I should know it.
1612
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,960
I always watched Top of
Pops after school.
1613
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:42,480
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1614
01:23:42,520 --> 01:23:44,200
How did it go?
1615
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:46,880
What you- you want me to sing
it for you right now?
1616
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:47,920
Yeah, go on then.
1617
01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:49,880
I mean, I didn't know
Tony Towers could sing.
1618
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:52,920
Alright.
1619
01:23:52,960 --> 01:23:54,120
Um...
1620
01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:59,200
♪ Eagles of Love
1621
01:23:59,240 --> 01:24:02,000
♪ Flying above ♪
1622
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:03,400
You can join in any time you like.
1623
01:24:03,440 --> 01:24:04,640
♪ Eagles-
1624
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,760
Everybody! All together now!
1625
01:24:06,800 --> 01:24:08,120
You're having me on.
1626
01:24:08,160 --> 01:24:09,680
I'm not, I'm not. I'm not.
1627
01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:12,120
Well, I don't mean
to be rude or nothing.
1628
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,760
But you're not much of
a singer are you?
1629
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:15,360
Oh, you don't mean to be rude?
1630
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,600
It was my brother, er...
1631
01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:21,760
..my cousin who was the singer.
1632
01:24:21,800 --> 01:24:23,440
I guess it worked out
best for you, then.
1633
01:24:24,400 --> 01:24:26,840
Yeah, I guess it did. Yeah.
1634
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:28,600
Although I'd rather be in a band.
1635
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,600
Everyone wants to be in a band.
1636
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:33,000
Yeah, but...
1637
01:24:33,040 --> 01:24:34,560
..we had something.
1638
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:36,680
My cousin...
1639
01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:39,120
..had something.
1640
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:41,440
So where's he then?
1641
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,280
I don't know.
1642
01:24:46,320 --> 01:24:47,880
Oh, it's like that, is it?
1643
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,240
He's, um...
1644
01:24:50,320 --> 01:24:52,320
..well, he's a bit troubled.
1645
01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,840
Oh.
1646
01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:56,600
I don't recognise him anymore.
1647
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:00,280
He, he used to sell those.
1648
01:25:00,320 --> 01:25:02,960
You know, he- he had a wife.
1649
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,200
Two lovely kids, twins.
1650
01:25:06,320 --> 01:25:08,440
I guess they don't exist anymore.
1651
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:10,840
Oh, I'm sorry. That's terrible.
1652
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,360
Although, I suppose his wife would
but...
1653
01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:16,160
..but not in the same way.
1654
01:25:19,240 --> 01:25:21,440
It's all very confusing.
1655
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:23,640
Yeah, well,
families are complicated.
1656
01:25:23,680 --> 01:25:25,440
Don't even get me
started on mine.
1657
01:25:25,480 --> 01:25:27,280
I bloody dread this trip every year.
1658
01:25:27,320 --> 01:25:31,120
We get to about, I don't know,
eleven o'clock on Christmas day
1659
01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:32,320
and it all kicks off.
1660
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:35,120
I just stay quiet now.
Don't say anything.
1661
01:25:35,160 --> 01:25:36,600
My new rule is,
1662
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,840
let people live their own lives.
1663
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,680
It's not my responsibility.
1664
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:43,640
Does that sound cruel?
1665
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:45,480
I suppose not.
1666
01:25:45,520 --> 01:25:46,920
I mean, I'm there for 'em.
1667
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:49,720
Of course, if they want my help,
I'm there like that.
1668
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,400
It's family, but,
1669
01:25:51,440 --> 01:25:52,680
they've gotta ask.
1670
01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:54,640
I'm only there if they ask.
1671
01:25:54,680 --> 01:25:57,720
Meanwhile, I get on with my life.
1672
01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:15,240
How's this?
1673
01:26:16,680 --> 01:26:17,800
Aaah.
1674
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,560
Good enough for an audition?
1675
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,200
Oh, that's very good. Very good.
1676
01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:36,000
I...
1677
01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,240
..am gonna write my number down.
1678
01:26:47,720 --> 01:26:50,320
I'm still at my mum's till
I can get my own place.
1679
01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:52,600
But if I'm not in
she'll take a message.
1680
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:11,920
Yeah, I'm- I'm not gonna take this,
Sue.
1681
01:27:12,920 --> 01:27:14,280
You what?
1682
01:27:15,600 --> 01:27:17,520
Meet someone nice and,
1683
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:19,120
and move to Norfolk.
1684
01:27:19,160 --> 01:27:20,960
What do you mean?
1685
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,120
Have ten kids.
1686
01:27:22,160 --> 01:27:23,280
What?
1687
01:27:23,320 --> 01:27:24,760
Wear chunky jumpers.
1688
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:28,880
Drink soup.
1689
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:32,760
How did you...?
1690
01:27:49,040 --> 01:27:51,520
Er, maybe I can just talk to him.
Just, just give me five minutes.
1691
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,520
Hey, hey! What's going on Morris?!
1692
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:55,440
I tried Mr Towers,
but he wouldn't get off.
1693
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:58,320
You won't get this from David Essex.
1694
01:27:58,360 --> 01:27:59,560
Roger!
1695
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:01,480
Roger!
There's no point.
1696
01:28:01,520 --> 01:28:04,320
You tried to help him,
but you can't unscramble an egg.
1697
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:07,720
Hey, watch it.
You're not on the Sweeney, you know.
1698
01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:10,200
Ow! Ooh, Christ!
1699
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:15,560
Ow! That bloody hurt!
1700
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:20,240
Oh, cor! Watch it! That's me
meat and two veg!
1701
01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:25,520
And a merry Christmas to you,
you wazzy.
1702
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,520
You've done everything you can do.
1703
01:28:36,560 --> 01:28:38,560
You can't look after him forever.
1704
01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:40,520
You've got to live your own life,
Tony.
1705
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:43,360
Come on.
1706
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,480
Mum, I need to talk to you.
Not yet, Anthony!
1707
01:31:09,520 --> 01:31:10,960
But I need to talk to you...
Outside!
1708
01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:12,560
I won't tell you again.
1709
01:31:33,720 --> 01:31:36,760
I mean, we all knew it fall off
back of a lorry, but he insists, see?
1710
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:38,880
Just yell things on a level.
We all like a bit of fun.
1711
01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:40,680
He says he brought it
for twenty smackers.
1712
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:43,120
I says, "twenty smackers? You're
having a laugh, ain't ya?"
1713
01:31:43,160 --> 01:31:44,960
It's not as if times was normal.
1714
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:47,440
Well, a girl goes serious
with a bloke, that's one thing.
1715
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,880
Too many of them is making
themselves cheap with them yanks.
1716
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,440
Well, they've got to give us
the place now, pre-fab or not.
1717
01:31:52,480 --> 01:31:54,680
They said we'd need another
sixty points, see?
1718
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:57,000
I mean, it's just not right.
1719
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:04,560
It was a diabolical
liberty if you ask me.
1720
01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:07,000
Why the deuce didn't they
check the ground before the match?
1721
01:32:07,040 --> 01:32:08,680
And you're not one to
kick up a stink.
1722
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:11,640
Well, I was half inclined to think
it was some sort of practical joke.
1723
01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:13,760
There's nothing funny about
stopping a test match.
1724
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:15,320
You only have one bottle?
1725
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:17,760
Er, just the one, yes.
1726
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:21,520
So I said to the chap from the Royal
Engineers, "Be a sport, old chap.
1727
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:24,120
At least let us see the innings out."
And d'you know what he did?
1728
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:26,640
He had the confounded impudence
to laugh in my face.
1729
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:30,120
You quite sure you won't stay up,
Vi?
1730
01:32:31,480 --> 01:32:33,440
Just stay for Christmas?
1731
01:32:33,480 --> 01:32:35,880
No, I'd rather get straight back.
1732
01:32:36,720 --> 01:32:39,160
Closing up the dining car now,
chaps.
1733
01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:49,720
Oh, here you are my dear.
1734
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,480
Oh, thank you.
1735
01:32:54,160 --> 01:32:56,760
So I said, "I fail to see what's
so frightfully funny?"
1736
01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:58,800
But he just gives me the brush off
and says,
1737
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:01,480
"hop it, before this thing blows."
I mean, really.
1738
01:33:01,520 --> 01:33:04,680
Are you really trying to tell me
there's an unexploded bomb
1739
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:05,800
under the crease?!
1740
01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:07,240
You can see the pitch?
1741
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,960
Of course, the wicket's right there.
1742
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:18,200
I- I just know I'll drop him or
lose him or do something wrong.
1743
01:33:18,240 --> 01:33:19,840
I just can't.
Of course you won't.
1744
01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,720
Look, it's for the best.
1745
01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:24,880
So I- I stepped over
the boundary.
1746
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:26,400
Good show, old boy.
1747
01:33:26,440 --> 01:33:30,360
Well, I said, "I didn't do my bit
in that lot to be treated like this."
1748
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:31,440
So what happened?
1749
01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:33,280
Oh, it was a right old dust up.
1750
01:33:33,320 --> 01:33:35,480
If it hadn't been for
'Dizzy' Henderson,
1751
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:37,440
heaven knows where I'd be.
1752
01:33:37,480 --> 01:33:39,480
Cooling your heels in a
police cell, no doubt.
1753
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,400
That's Trent station.
1754
01:33:41,440 --> 01:33:42,920
We'll be there in ten minutes.
1755
01:33:45,640 --> 01:33:48,800
Perhaps I should take him now
and get ready and that.
1756
01:33:56,080 --> 01:33:57,560
That's lovely, dear.
1757
01:33:57,600 --> 01:33:59,640
Anthony, don't bother your Auntie.
1758
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:01,960
Surely Dick Pollard
would have hit the bomb by now.
1759
01:34:02,000 --> 01:34:03,240
Exactly.
1760
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:05,200
If anything's going to blow it up
it's...
1761
01:34:05,240 --> 01:34:08,200
Anthony! What on earth are you
doing? Get off!
1762
01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:09,600
Don't be so silly.
1763
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:16,680
Hey, little Roger.
1764
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:46,760
Final destination,
Nottingham Victoria.
1765
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:54,240
Anthony!
1766
01:35:25,920 --> 01:35:28,000
Oi! What are you doing?!
Get out of here!
1767
01:35:29,040 --> 01:35:30,440
Come back here!
1768
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:37,440
Oi! Stop!
1769
01:35:38,240 --> 01:35:39,840
Stop!
1770
01:36:35,320 --> 01:36:36,480
Anthony!
1771
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:39,920
Is he alive?!
1772
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:41,320
He's just coming round.
1773
01:36:47,040 --> 01:36:49,920
Why did you do that? You silly boy.
1774
01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:51,840
Why did you do that?
1775
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:55,160
Don't ever do anything
like that again.
1776
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,440
I'm so- I'm sorry.
1777
01:36:57,480 --> 01:36:59,880
Mummy's so sorry.
1778
01:37:01,760 --> 01:37:03,320
You're safe now.
1779
01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:07,040
You're safe now. Mummy's got ya.
1780
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,960
Mummy's got ya.
1781
01:37:34,480 --> 01:37:36,640
We'll need to have a
look at that leg.
1782
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,600
There's room to lie him down
in the front carriage.
1783
01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:40,840
Come on, son.
1784
01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:33,440
Use your good leg.
1785
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:51,560
'This is your final stop.
1786
01:40:51,600 --> 01:40:55,160
Nottingham Station where this
service will terminate.'
1787
01:43:21,200 --> 01:43:23,160
Aw, Happy Christmas!
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