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It was just here a second ago.

Oh, shoot. I can't find it.

Oh, I remember now.

Oh, God. Teri. Here's yours.

- I forgot about it until now. - Got more cheese, bitches!

Whoo!

Yes.

I don't think it's gonna be as good as the ones that you wanted.

Wait, where's Lindsay?

Um, I think I saw her at the library earlier.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Those are so cute.

Teri?

Hey, Oona, what's up?

Hey, where are you?

I'm heading to the lot.

Wait, you're not coming back?

I told my grandma I'd be home for breakfast in the morning.

But I was your secret Santa,

and I got the perfect Lindsay gift.

Guess what it is.

I don't know. What?

Lindsay. Think.

Perfect gift.

Oh, my God.

You told me yours disappeared,

and every girl needs a little self-care.

Now you'll never need a man.

Well, at least I got something to look forward to

next semester.

Love you, Lindsay. Have a great break.

Love you too.

What?

Help! Help! Please, let me in. Please. Help me!

- Hey, wait, wait, wait. - Not you!

- All of us! - Thank God.

Pick up, pick up.

Oh, shit.

Please, help me!

Please, help! Please!

Oh, my God. Thank you.

Oh, God.

No.

No.

Please. I'm sorry, whatever I did...

Help!

Help!

Mmm.

Claudette, you're killing me.

I'm up.

I'm up.

I have a final in ten minutes and I can't find my DivaCup.

How do you lose a DivaCup?

With abandon.

Riley, what the heck?

I had no idea you were so good on stage.

Why am I singing tonight? It should be you.

Where did you find that?

Kris sent it to me.

She said that watching

the woman who inspired our song would inspire me.

But it just made me realize I'm the B-team.

"B" as in brilliant, or bodacious, or breathtaking, or...

I'm running out of Bs.

Yeah, no. Barely able to keep it together because I'm so nervous?

The day of that performance I totally lost my voice and I couldn't sing.

- What did you do? - I was doing everything.

I was gargling salt water, I was drinking tea,

I was rubbing peppermint oil

all over my body, but...

my big sister Becks gave me this.

It's been passed down from Mu to Mu for generations

and it's meant to give whatever sister has it courage.

I swear to God, the second I put it in my hair,

my voice came back.

- Whoa. - Calories, please.

Glad to know I'm not the only one who gets nervous.

Here.

Wait, are you... Are you giving this to me?

Mmm-hmm.

As your designated big sister,

it's my job to take care of you.

- That's what I'm gonna do. - Wow.

Thank you.

Hmm.

Hey, Mom.

Yeah. Yeah, no, no.

I know I said I'd call you back,

but it's only been 15 minutes.

Hey, Ri.

I gave you that comb.

Here, the dress I borrowed from you

all nice, clean, ready for the orphans' dinner tomorrow.

Hold on.

Is it bad we're calling it "orphans" ' dinner

since you're a...

Wait, my parents are dead?

I...

I'm kidding. You can totally call it the "orphans" ' dinner.

Phew! Okay, good. 'Cause I thought it sounded cute,

like, Dickensian or something.

Where do you want me to put this?

Oh, you can keep it. I never wear it anymore.

Christmas is the time for looking sexy, Riley.

I thought that was Halloween.

- Technically, it's every holiday. - Ho, ho, ho!

Can someone figure out

how to turn that thing off?

It, like, woke me up at 4:00 in the morning.

Thank you.

I'll leave it here for you for when you change your mind.

- I won't. - You will.

I won't.

Bye. Have a good break.

Bye, Riley.

"Men, bonding together,

"invented culture as a defense against female nature.

"Sky-cult was the most sophisticated step in this process,

"for its switch of the creative locus from earth to sky

"is a shift from belly magic to head magic.

"And from this defensive head magic

"has come the spectacular glory of male civilization,

"which has lifted woman with it.

"The very language and logic modern woman uses to assail patriarchal culture

"were the invention of men."

Now, who here can tell me what they think this writer is trying to suggest?

Miss Stone.

Um...

I think that he's saying that women think with their instincts

and men think with their brains,

and that women live in men's worlds whether they like it or not.

You said "he." What makes you think the author is a man?

It may surprise you to know

that the writer is one Dr. Camille...

...Paglia.

Now, I just wanted to show you

that there is no way of writing

that is inherently male or female.

And it's very difficult for me to do my job,

teaching the curriculum, which does happen to contain many white male writers,

when there's a petition circulating to have me fired.

I have no nefarious plot to secret away knowledge from you.

There are no covert meetings in hidden rooms where men discuss how to bury women.

You, or more likely, your parents,

are paying a great deal of money for you to study the proper classics.

And it's my job to present them to you.

Enjoy your winter breaks.

And a Merry Christmas to you all.

Hi there, do you wanna sign my petition against Professor Gelson

and the ruthless misogyny of higher education...

Hi, do you wanna sign my petition?

It's against Professor Gelson.

I don't know.

I just don't really feel like dealing with my mom right now.

She's just...

It doesn't surprise me at all that my dad left her.

Anyways, I'm excited to spend the break with you guys.

A little less excited for the dance tonight at DKO, but...

Are you sure you're cool with us doing it?

...higher education.

Hi! Gelson's going down.

Would you like to sign my t... Okay.

Fifty signatures and counting,

and this is the beginning of winter break

when, traditionally, no one cares about anything.

You already got the college to remove

the founder's bust from the administration building.

Isn't that enough crusading for one semester, Kris?

No. Calvin Hawthorne was a racist and a sexist.

He owned slaves. In the north.

Seriously. He was into the dark arts and shit.

I read he, like, killed disobedient women

in ritual sacrifices to male pagan gods.

Oh, my God, Kris. You actually believe that?

It's not like they destroyed the frickin' thing.

The Dekes took it to their frat and now they can junk off onto it.

And no one has to see it.

Everyone wins.

- Where are you going? - Work.

Ooh, cool. I need coffee.

I still don't understand

why you wanna get him fired so bad.

'Cause he went totally crazy on me

when all I did was ask why his syllabus has no women on it,

or queer people on it, trans people on it, people of color on it.

Yeah, but, I mean, are we just supposed to not study the classics?

Whose classics are they?

'Cause they're not mine.

Will you at least sign my petition?

You of all people should care.

What happened to Riley is a completely different thing

than what happened to you, Kris.

I am just saying that she might wanna get involved

because she understands that if we let men get away with

- this sort of behavior... - "She" is right here, you guys.

Let men get away with this sort of behavior,

then they'll get away with everything.

They already do.

I thought we were sisters.

No? Fine. I get it.

You guys don't wanna fight the good fight.

You don't wanna confront the white supremacist patriarchy head-on.

Kris, come on.

- Split a snickerdoodle with me? - No. Nope. It's fine. I get it.

I'll sign it.

Excuse me?

Yeah. I mean,

I thought it was cool that you got them to get rid of Calvin Hawthorne's bust.

It was kinda creepy.

And the way Professor Gelson yelled at you in class was really lame.

- Sorry for the wait. - No worries.

I don't mind waiting.

Sorry. That was really...

Thank you.

- Okay, fine. Give it to me. - Thank you.

And you know what? I would love to split a snickerdoodle with you.

- Excuse me. - Sorry.

- After you. - Thank you.

Yeah.

Oh, you can take this back.

What's up, ladies?

Can I get an ice coffee?

Excited for tonight?

Brian's gonna be there.

He's coming up from DC to meet the new pledges.

The only place Brian Huntley belong

is in jail for what he did to Riley.

We're going skiing together.

Don't worry. It's consensual.

Screw you, Phil.

And tell Brian to stay the hell away from Riley.

Keep the change.

What should we do? We could pull out?

Be conscientious objectors

like Lindsay and the Delta sig girls

and skip the performance altogether?

You've been trying to get out of this for three weeks.

- Come on, we're not bailing. - I'll be fine.

Are you sure?

It was three years ago. I can handle it.

What's the worst that can happen?

Do women say the word "dump"?

I mean, yeah.

I hate these little cutie names for just taking a shit.

I don't think we say cutie names, do we?

Is he here? Did you see him?

I don't know.

- That's okay. That's okay. - You guys look so hot.

Smoosh, can you take a photo of all of us?

Of course. That's what I'm here for.

Oh, daddy.

- What are you doing? Come on. - Yeah.

Mu.

You ready? Three, two, one...

Cheese. Got it.

I'm glad I wore my push-up bra.

- My little documentarian. - I love you so much, baby.

Where's Helena?

She was pounding vodka sodas earlier, but she looked really good.

- Are you okay, Smoosh? - Yeah, just...

Seriously, if she screws this up, I'm gonna kill her.

Says the girl who projectile vomited at sophomore salad soiree.

I'm gonna go look for her.

- Woman. - "Woman," sorry,

who projectile vomited at sophomore salad soiree.

Fraternitus fratrum.

The founder wills it so.

Watch it, pledge.

Break that, and it's all over.

You'll never be part of the Deke army.

Fraternitus fratrum.

The power of the founder compels you.

To pledge your loyalty to DKO.

The founder wills it so.

Fraternitus fratrum.

The power of the founder compels you.

You are so sexy.

- I want you so bad. - Wait.

Wait. Wait.

Wait. Phil, wait. Wait.

Helena?

Dude, what the hell?

I've been looking for you.

Right, you found her. So get the hell out.

The girls wanna practice the dance one more time.

I guess, I guess I gotta, I gotta...

We were in the middle of something.

Do you want me to leave?

You bitches are all the same.

You act like you want it,

but you're all a bunch of teases.

You know, Brian would never have done what you said he did.

- You okay? - I don't feel...

Does vodka mix well with tequila?

Get it all out.

Well, that'll be a really nice Christmas gift for him.

I am such an idiot.

You're not an idiot.

I just thought he was cute.

Should I take you home?

No.

No, you stay here.

You can let the girls down easy for me.

Will you promise you're gonna text me as soon as you get home?

Promise.

- All right. - Oh, daddy.

- Where is she? - I put her in an Uber.

Is she okay?

She's fine. She just ate something bad.

What? She did.

Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't sing. Ow!

No. Absolutely not.

Are you kidding me?

You've been coaching us for three weeks,

you know the choreography and you sing.

Yeah, but he's here.

It's all the more reason to do it.

Jesse, what do you think?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

What am I supposed to say?

This way of life is unsustainable, Riley.

What Brian did to you, it's awful.

And it's terrible that nobody believed you.

But you can't just sit on the sidelines alone forever.

You're gonna keep shrinking and shrinking until there's nothing left of you.

Hmm?

You used to be a fighter.

It's time to be a fighter again.

If not for yourself, for your sisters.

- And now, the girls from Mu Kappa. - Women!

Rebuild yourself, bitch.

Up in the frat house, me and you

And you know what I'm there to do

We're drinking and kissing

What comes next?

You and I have S-E-X

But ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Yes, up in the frat house, one true fact

And that is that I got attacked

Up in the frat house shit went down

And I'm telling everyone in town

I didn't lead you on, for goodness sake

I couldn't have 'cause I wasn't awake

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Yes, up in the frat house

Click, click, click

What you guys do in here is sick

There's no more protecting you

No he said, she said what was true

Don't say that this was my fault

'Cause what you did is called assault

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Yes, up in the frat house

Click, click, click

You slipped me a roofie and then your dick

Maybe that'll teach Brian Huntley not to rape another girl.

Come on. Hi! Let's go!

Let's leave. Let's go.

Just keep going!

Look what I got.

I can't believe I just fucking did that!

Baby Jesus is smiling down on you, Riley,

and he wants to thank you for such a good birthday.

- Did you see their faces? - I know, I was ready to pee myself.

- I wasn't even on stage. Yeah. - Oh, my God.

- I had no idea... - Riley!

- It's the North Pole's best kept secret. - Oh, really?

Hey, it's Riley, right?

- Yeah. - Um...

That was really good.

- Thanks. - Yeah.

I was really impressed. That takes guts.

Uh...

I'm Landon.

Hey, guys, come on.

Cake. Let's go sneak into the café. Come on.

No. I should probably go home.

No. It is midnight on our last day

of our last fall semester of college ever.

You're not bailing. Come on. Live a little.

Do you wanna come with us?

Uh...

- Nah, I gotta... - Yeah. I'm probably gonna go home...

Why am I telling you that? Like, oh my... Ugh.

Hey, you know what? Actually...

screw those Dekes, man. They suck.

They can return the equipment.

Okay. Let me just text my friend, Helena,

make sure she got home okay.

- Okay. - She already sent a group text to all of us.

Says, "How is swiff.

Traking the ampersant 30 train tom.

See you next yeat!"

- So, I think we're all good. - All right. Let's go.

Landon, you can hold this. Thank you.

Oh, wait. Okay. Uh... I've got one.

Um...

Why is Santa Claus scared of getting stuck in the chimney?

Oh...

This is gonna be bad.

Because he's claustrophobic.

- Hmm. That's actually not so bad. - Not so bad.

It's pretty good.

Are you going to invite your new friend over

for our orphans' Christmas dinner?

"Orphans' Christmas dinner"?

It's like a potluck we do

for anybody who's left over here over the break.

Seven o'clock. Are you here?

Yeah. I don't leave until Sunday.

- So... I mean, is that... Are you cool... with... - Hmm.

Okay.

Good girl.

I'm wearing a thong and some other underwear.

I'm not wearing anything.

How come you've never talked to me before?

You come into the café every day.

Uh...

It just takes me a while to figure out

how to... approach things.

But don't give up on me though.

I always figure it out eventually.

Hmm.

So...

Hello? Anyone there?

The star of the evening.

I can't believe you did that in front of Brian last night.

What?

I don't know. I thought I'd feel good about it,

but I just feel weird.

Dude. You won.

Enjoy it.

All right.

I gotta pack.

My sister, biological, will string me up if I'm late for the train.

- Promise to take good care of Claudette. - I promise.

And don't overfeed her.

It took an entire year to slim her down after last winter break.

Happy holidays, Franny.

Hey, Merry Christmas from this Jew to you.

Ladies, ladies, ladies.

We've got errands to run.

- Has anyone seen my mitten? - He's stressing me out.

He's in father goose mode. It'll pass.

Has anyone seen my other mitten?

First we buy the Christmas tree, then groceries. Let's go.

I think someone was here from DKO last night.

What? Why?

Look, it's the same stuff that was at the frat.

Why is all our stuff missing?

What do you think it is? Do you think it's paint?

The dirty junk of frat boy scum.

No, I'm serious. I think they're planning a prank or something.

Ah, right. The classic painting the cat's paws prank.

They probably took Jesse's crystal, my mitten, and Fran's DivaCup too.

Okay. If the girth of this tree isn't how I want it,

I know I'm blaming you guys 'cause you took frickin' forever to get ready.

We can't control a girth of a tree.

Yeah, you can. If we got there in time... I don't know.

Nate, did you get this door fixed yet?

- Let's go. Riley, come on. - Coming. I'm coming.

Ow.

Good?

- Let's do it. - Drive!

Claudette?

Claudette?

Claudette? Are you in here?

If you make me late for the train, I swear I'm never feeding you again.

Ask my childhood hamster. He's super dead.

Claudette?

Seriously. Where are you?

Sweetheart, where are you?

Are you hurt, angel?

Oh, there you are.

- I like that one. The tree that guy has. - That means it's taken.

Options.

That's a little bit of you, isn't it?

Hmm.

- This one's, you know, humble. - This guy's lame.

- I think this one deserves a loving home. - Humble? I like that

- description of a Christmas tree. - Guys, this one.

Yeah.

- No. Kris. - This is it.

- I cannot afford something that big. - No, it's okay.

My dad left me his card so I can spend whatever I want over winter break

'cause he bailed on our St. Barts trip.

All right. Let's do it.

Do you need any help, baby?

No. I got it.

- Whoa. Okay. - You're doing the most.

All right.

- All right. It's a little tall. - Keep going. Keep going.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, thank God I got through.

It's Helena's mom.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Rittenhouse.

Do you know where Helena is?

She was supposed to be here a few hours ago

and I haven't heard from her since yesterday.

I'm a little worried.

Well, I'm not there right now,

but I can check as soon as I get back.

Oh, would you? Oh, that would be really great.

- Of course. - Thank you so much, Riley.

- Okay. - Thank you. Bye.

Okay, bye.

Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la

Frannie? Oh, shoot, she must have already gone home.

'Tis the season...

Okay. I'm gonna get started on the ham.

- Can you... please lift it up? - Stop.

Can you go grab the stand, please?

Helena?

And you go up, up.

Hey, it's Helena.

Leave a message or just be a dear and send me a text next time.

Hey, it's Riley.

Can you give me a call when you get this?

Your mom called and I'm worried about you.

Love you. Bye.

She's not there.

Her phone is off. And Lindsay from Delta Sig didn't get home either.

I think we should tell campus security that she's missing.

Okay, let's not forget that she did have food poisoning last night

and could've easily overslept and gotten on a later train.

She is only a couple hours late.

Damn, babe. Can you hold it straight?

I'm dealing with something a little more important right now, Smoosh.

It's snowy as hell out there.

Her shit probably got delayed.

Please just hold the tree straight.

Why are you so grouchy right now?

I'm not being grouchy.

- I just wanna get the tree up. Hold. - Okay, look, you just...

This is so inefficient. I love it.

Guys, do I just turn on the oven and put the ham in?

It seems too easy.

Something doesn't feel right.

Riley!

Hey.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

Hello to you too.

Sorry. I...

I was just brushing up

to beat you at bad jokes later tonight.

You okay?

Did you...

Have you been DMing me?

Me?

No.

I don't have social media.

I'm freaked out by all the privacy stuff.

But I'd get it.

I'd DM you if you wanted me to.

- I've gotta go. - All right.

- Still on for tonight? - Sure.

Okay.

Can I help you?

Um, one of my roommates is missing.

Helena Rittenhouse.

- She's a sophomore. - Missing?

- It's winter break. - I know.

But she was supposed to be home earlier today

and her mom called 'cause she hasn't gotten home yet.

Could just be a delay of some sort. Snow.

Right.

But...

I've been getting these weird DMs.

Direct messages.

Messages on apps.

Yes. DMs.

I've been getting them since this morning,

and they're from a Calvin Hawthorne account, which I...

My sisters and I did this

stupid performance last night at DKO,

kinda making fun of them.

And one of their alums, Brian Huntley, is visiting.

And you think, what?

This Brian Huntley guy abducted your friend,

and is pretending to be the dead founder

of Hawthorne College

sending you DMs?

No. Um...

But I just feel like they could be related.

Yeah, well, we need more than feelings in this business.

Mmm.

May I?

Who's Landon?

Excuse me?

Landon?

You asked this person if it's Landon.

Oh, he's some guy that I met last night, but it's definitely not him.

You're willing to accuse Huntley of locking your friend in his basement,

but you're sure that this guy that you just met has nothing to do with it?

I'm not... I didn't say that she was locked in the basement.

- What are you saying? - I'm saying...

that my friend is missing.

Anybody home?

Seems like no one's here.

Look, I get that you're worried, but I've seen a lot of these cases

and nine times out of ten the girl's just with a boyfriend.

If she's not back by tomorrow, come see me.

That's it?

What about the messages?

I wouldn't worry about those.

Like you say, they're probably just pissed about the little show you put on.

Boys'll be... well, you know.

Can I give you a ride home?

No. I'm okay.

All right. Have a good break.

I'm sorry.

- I was, um... - No, no. I'm sorry.

...looking for a comb that I lost.

But I...

I can come back.

Nonsense.

I have a key.

Please.

I promised I'd let the cleaners in while the boys went on their ski trip.

I hope you don't mind my saying so,

but a few of the boys did confide in me

that the prank Mu Kappa played last night

went a little bit too far.

I think it only right Miss Waterson remove the video.

It's online?

Now, which key is it?

Well, I'm not entirely sure how these things work,

but it did seem to be heavily watched.

Thirty thousand views, or something.

The video she posted of me garnered less than half that.

Between this and her petition against me,

it seems Miss Waterson's passion for equality cannot be bridled.

Oh, dear.

I didn't mean to bring that up.

It's just...

Hawthorne means so much to me.

This school has 200 years of history.

Many sacrifices have been made to keep our traditions alive.

I just wanted to make sure you're aware of the possible legal repercussions.

The public accusation at the end could be considered defamatory.

Let's see if this works, shall we?

Ah.

There we go.

After you.

I have to go.

What about your comb?

Miss Stone.

I can't believe how easy it was to cook.

I could've been making ham all my life.

Babe, can you help me a little bit?

Mmm!

Since when do you drink beer?

I like beer.

Okay. New game. Top three animals. Go.

That's a dumb game.

- Well, then you don't have to play. - Nate.

Okay. Marty, you go first.

Um, I actually can't right now. I'm a little busy.

Please?

Okay. Fine. Um...

First one would probably be an owl,

and then a bunny, and then an ant.

Wow. "Ant." That's bold.

- What's the game? - Okay.

Number one animal, "owl." That's how you see yourself.

I see that.

Number two animal, um, "bunny."

That's what you look for in a romantic partner.

Not today, apparently.

And then third animal, "ant."

That's what you want in friends.

Ahem.

Why the ant, Marty?

I don't know. I guess they're strong,

and they're all kinda, like, one unit.

Um...

And you can't kill an ant because they're all an extension of the others.

That's really poetic.

What the hell, Kris?

Did you talk to campus security?

You posted the video from last night online?

Yeah, why? Is it getting views?

Did you watch it the whole way through?

Uh, I didn't need to. I lived it.

Maybe that'll teach Brian Huntley not to rape another girl.

Oh, God.

No. Where are you going?

I'm gonna go get Christmas lights for the dinner decor.

When you guys fight it high-key stresses me out.

Look, okay, I'm gonna cut that part out right now.

It already has like 50,000 views.

Well, yeah.

I thought the point of calling out frat boy rape culture

was to inspire women.

We're not inspiring people.

We're pissing people off.

Gelson is cornering me.

I'm getting messed up DMs from God knows who.

- Helena's disappeared. - Wait.

- Now the whole world knows... - Wait, what did Gelson say?

- ...that Brian Huntley... - Wait. Back up.

- Hold on you're getting weird DMs? - Yeah.

So am I.

Yeah.

Christmas lights.

Christmas lights.

What did Gelson say?

- Kris, are you getting them? - Yes.

Just ignore them. They are boys with heavy testicles.

- Did he threaten you? - No.

He just made it pretty clear that he wants you to drop the petition.

So he thinks he can threaten us and then we'll just drop this.

Okay.

This is just getting started!

No...

You're not listening to me.

No.

Bingo.

Let's see.

Shit.

Christmas lights.

Ugh. Do Christmas lights expire?

All right, let's try these.

Okay.

Helena wouldn't even be missing

if I'd just gone home like I wanted to

instead of you forcing me to sing your dumb song.

My song? That was my song? We did that for you!

I wouldn't have sung it if you didn't...

You're so... You're so pushy, Kris!

You never stop, do you?

- You just push, and you push. - I don't stop

because they don't stop!

Well, not everybody wants to be like you!

Some of us are quite happy to...

To just disappear!

What did you girls expect?

Excuse me?

I told you something like this was gonna happen.

Okay? You humiliated those guys up there.

Of course they're pissed.

And that gives them an excuse to harass us?

If a bunch of frat bros had gotten up and sang a song

about how, I don't know, women were just bimbos who liked to show off their tits,

then, yeah, you'd be livid.

- It's a little different, Smoosh. - How?

Why are you allowed to say all this shit about men,

and we're supposed to just sit here and take it?

Because men have all the power.

Not all men have power.

Did you just "not all men" me? Did you just...

Not all men are rapists, Kris!

- Okay? I'm not. - No.

But you just lump me in with the bad ones because I'm a man?

Nobody is calling you a rapist.

- You imply it with your man-hating. - "Man-hating"?

- What did I say that was so offensive? - Hon, just calm down.

- We're trying to have... - "Calm down"?

You want me to calm down?

- Let's calm down! - Yeah, I want you to calm down.

- You're just trying to... - Shut up!

- What would you do if I grabbed you like this? - Get out!

- Get out! - You know what?

- You need to leave. - The second I have a good point.

- Leave! I don't give a shit! - No!

The second I have a good point, you tell me to leave you?

Who are you? Get out of here!

- Should've just dumped you last semester... - I don't give a shit! Get out!

You're hysterical.

Jesus! Oh, my God!

"I will bring you to your knees."

"And you will beg for mercy"?

There.

What did you just do?

I said, "Hey, Calvin Hawthorne.

Why don't you come down here, bite my ass,

and make me a panini on my mom's press?"

Oh, my...

What was that?

Run!

Come on, come on!

Come on, Marty!

Oh, shit.

- Oh, my God. - Shit.

I knew Helena was dead. I knew. I felt it.

No, we don't know that. We don't know that.

All we know is that we need to get out of here.

Who is that guy?

Could be anyone. The Dekes, Gelson.

Look. We can sit here and make a list of all the guys that wanna kill us.

Or we could get out of here. We can get help.

I can't. I can't.

It hurts too much to move.

Hold this. I got you.

Where's your phone, Ri?

It's downstairs.

Shit. I left mine downstairs.

Marty's bleeding really bad.

I need to stay with her and tend her wound.

Riley, we need a phone.

We need to call the cops.

And warn all the other girls to stay away from the house.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I know I wasn't always on your side.

And I know that we butt heads sometimes.

It's okay.

And I know that I always lug Nate around,

but I really love it when it's just the four of us.

Jesse.

Oh, God.

We've gotta find her.

We're ants, Kris.

Okay. Um, I'll do it.

You just... stay here.

Keep the door locked, okay?

Jess?

Riley?

What are you doing down there?

Where's Marty?

I just... I wanted to apologize.

I was having this intense migraine,

- and I feel terrible. - Shh. Nate.

There's someone in the house.

I need your phone.

Where's Marty?

Please, Nate.

She's... she's hurt.

And she needs a doctor, but I need your phone.

No. Screw a phone.

Get the girls out of here, all right?

Someone hurts my girl, it's my duty to protect her.

Show yourself, coward!

This is a man's...

Stay away from me.

Merry Christmas, boys and girls.

Ho, ho, ho!

Hey. Hey.

It's okay. You're okay.

We're here, okay?

Where's Jesse?

Marty.

Nate?

Nate? No.

No.

Oh, God.

No.

What the...

Go. Go. Go!

Go! Run!

Get out. Now. Come on!

- You made your point. - Marty, get back here.

I just called the police!

They'll be here any second.

Marty.

- Marty. - If you leave now...

you can save yourself.

Marty.

Run!

- Security. - 911,

attack at Hawthorne College.

- What? - Reports at 1974 Elm Road.

I'm on my way.

Get to the hall.

Break for the door.

As fast as you can, okay?

Okay.

No!

Freeze!

Why isn't it blood?

I've seen him before. He's a DKO pledge.

Watch it, pledge.

Break that, and it's all over.

You'll never be part of the Deke army.

Riley, we have to go to the cops.

I'm gonna go get Nate's keys, and you meet me by the door.

Okay?

Okay.

This can't be real.

Riley!

Riley!

Get the keys!

Go!

- Uh, come on. - Kris, open the door!

I got it! Ah.

Kris, hurry, hurry!

Come on, Kris! Open the door!

I got it!

Come on.

Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, my God. Okay.

Hey, we're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay.

Oh, God.

Who the hell were those guys?

- Something crazy is going on. - Yeah, no shit.

A bunch of dudes just tried to kill us.

No, I mean I saw that guy before,

the night of the talent show.

The Dekes were doing some sort of ritual with the pledges.

It's a frat.

Pledges pledge frats.

No, this felt different.

It was like they were doing something with this black stuff

that was coming out of the founder's bust.

It was like...

It was like black magic or sorcery or something.

So you're telling me you think the DKO boys

possessed their pledges in some

supernatural hazing ritual?

Well, you saw the pledge's face.

You saw his blood.

I don't know what he was, but he was changed.

He wasn't human.

Think about it.

The bust gets brought into the founder's fraternity.

Brian Huntley turns up to meet with the new pledges,

and then we all start getting these messages

from a Calvin Hawthorne account.

Lindsay goes missing.

Helena goes missing.

Marty and Jesse are dead.

I mean, all of this leads back to DKO.

I need you to help me.

I need you to create a distraction

so that I can sneak into the room

where they were holding the ceremony and get to the bust,

because that is where the power is coming from.

Excuse me. What?

A magical bust? No. We're going to the cops.

What are we gonna tell them?

I would like to remind you

that we just killed three people who, possessed or not,

are lying dead in our house right now.

It was self-defense.

Well, you want to count on the cops believing that?

They didn't believe me

when I told them what Brian had done to me.

So what makes you think that they're gonna believe us now?

You don't even believe me.

- Pull over. - No.

- Pull the car over, damn it! - Shit, Riley!

Riley! What are you doing?

Jesus, Riley, stop!

Stop! No!

I thought that you were a fighter.

Riley?

I was just on my way to orphans' dinn...

Whoa, what happened?

Riley.

Hey, Riley. What...

Hey, can, can I help you?

What do you need from me?

Wait, you really wanna help?

Let us in!

- Is it happening to you, too? - Yeah.

And to Thetas, Pis and Kappas, too.

We need to go to the cops, now.

- Go. - Go.

Go, go, go!

All right. Uh, he's been Zeta'd.

Uh, you've been Zeta'd.

Yeah. You've been Zeta'd.

Come on.

Seriously?

Hey!

Not cool!

You ruined my mixer!

Hey!

Dickheads!

Come get me, you pieces of shit!

Morons!

Oh, hey, guys.

How's it g...

Oh, shit.

What do you want, crease?

I want, um...

I want you

to suck a fat fart 'cause you just got Zeta'd.

I know for a fact you're not in Zeta.

But you can pledge our frat if you want.

Just got to go through a... a little hazing ritual.

Uh...

Got a headache, bro?

That's just the founder

drawing out your true alpha.

Help! Somebody help me, please!

Help!

Helena.

- Oh, thank God you're here. - You're alive.

Yeah, we have to hurry, okay? Okay. Okay.

Someone could come back at any second.

- Did they hurt you? - No, I think I'm okay.

I'm okay.

I thought no one would find me

and I'd be trapped here forever.

You're okay now. You're okay.

Nice work, sweetie.

Fraternitas fratrum.

The spirit of the founder compels you.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Imagine a world

where you're no longer sitting in the corner.

You're sitting on the throne.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

Fraternitas fratrum.

What's going on?

What did you do to Landon?

He is who he was always meant to be. A fighter.

A true man.

You see, when your friend, Miss Waterson,

had the founder's statue removed and brought here,

the boys discovered something magical hidden inside.

Towards the end of his life,

Hawthorne foresaw the threat posed by women.

So he took precautions in case they strayed too far out of line.

A master of the dark arts,

he left instructions on how to create an army of young men

to take our power back.

You're all insane.

No, no. Not insane, Miss Stone.

Simply men,

tired of seeing ourselves falsely accused,

our livelihoods threatened,

marginalized and belittled...

...reduced to spectators in our own lives.

Upon graduation,

our army will venture into courtrooms,

boardrooms and the halls of Congress

to set the world right.

It was really very simple.

A hazing ritual, if you will.

We read the incantation inside the bust,

and the spirit of Calvin Hawthorne filled the pledges,

possessing them with supernatural strength and drive.

All we had to do was name the women

who had stepped out of line,

and these boys took care of the rest.

Be conscientious objectors like Lindsay...

...sign my petition against Professor Gelson?

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know...

Women who are willing to be obedient,

like your friend here, will be spared.

Those of you who refuse to be compliant

will face the consequences.

Aren't you tired of fighting against your true nature, Ri?

Just because we're taking our rightful place behind them

doesn't mean that we aren't needed.

They needed me to collect the objects

from the girls so the pledges would know

who to go after.

I have a final in ten minutes,

and I can't find my DivaCup.

Thanks for the comb, by the way.

How could you do that to your sisters?

I'm helping women.

Everything is... so out of whack.

It's so much easier this way.

You are a traitor!

This is your last chance, Ri.

You can join me.

We can be good women.

Or...

Or we will bring you to your knees

and you will beg for mercy.

Still creating problems, huh, Ri?

You see, you were given a chance.

You were taught how to grow into a proper woman,

but you refused to listen.

Now it's time to decide.

Are you gonna bow to the king when I say "bow"?

Bow.

I said bow, bitch.

You need a reminder of our power?

Fine.

Baby?

Who put that there?

It's for the cause.

But I did everything that I was supposed...

He'll do worse than that to you.

Your body, your choice.

I'll bow.

I'll bow. I'll be good.

Yeah, that's right, bitch.

You dragged my name through the mud.

You lied about what happened and tried to destroy me.

I told you guys I could get her to do it. Huh?

Who's the king? Who's the king?

Who's the mighty king?

You took everything from me!

And one day, someone will tell everyone what you did,

and people will believe her!

See no evil, boys.

You all right, bro?

Absolutely.

You messed with the wrong sisters.

Wait! Wait. Wait.

Don't you see?

Woman is inextricably tied to man.

Break us, and you'll only break yourselves.

We will never be broken.

No!

Hey, Professor.

Suck my...

I'm so sorry! You were right!

I should've been fighting this whole time.

Now's not really the time for I-told-you-so's,

but I did tell you so.

Help me! I've changed! You broke the spell!

I totally agree with everything you said!

I can make this right!

I'll cook you dinner!

I'm so sorry, okay? That wasn't me.

They did some magic shit...

Not now!

Sorry.

Hurry!

Go, go, go!

Up in the frat house, me and you

And we know what I'm there to do

We're drinking and kissing and what comes next?

You and I have S-E-X

But ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Up in the frat house, this one true fact

And that is that I got attacked

Up in the frat house, things went down

And I'm telling everyone in town

Didn't lead you on for goodness' sake

Couldn't have 'cause I was not awake

Ho, ho, ho

I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Yes, up in the frat house, click, click, click

What you guys do in here is really sick

There's no more protecting you

No he said, she said what was true

Don't say that this was all my fault

'Cause what you did is called assault

Ho, ho, ho

I didn't know

Ho, ho, ho, I didn't know

Yes, up in the frat house

Click, click, click

Slipped me a roofie and then your

Slipped me a roofie and then your