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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,747 Where's, uh, 2 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,282 where's the trowel? 3 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,650 I packed it. 4 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:30,683 Hmm. 5 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:37,358 Due north looks best. 6 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:39,893 And the, um, the cameras? 7 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,662 Funnel of your backpack. 8 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:45,966 You know, this landscape 9 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,569 has a unique topographical beauty. 10 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:53,574 Well, it reminds me of the Malay Peninsula. 11 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,609 Huh, other camera, Helen? 12 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,811 Like I said, Demetri, 13 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,647 this north path is gonna give us 14 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,749 the best chance for finding some proof. 15 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:05,653 You know, this could be 16 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,722 as important as those artifacts 17 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,924 we found in the Azores. 18 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,296 Boy, how long have we even doing this? 19 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:17,398 Uh, 20 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,933 20 years married, 21 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,902 20 expeditions. 22 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,340 Do you remember our first one? 23 00:03:27,475 --> 00:03:28,809 I was the eager grad student, 24 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,644 you were the handsome professor. 25 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,746 Well, that was years ago. 26 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,584 Speaking of students, where are our charges? 27 00:03:36,617 --> 00:03:38,286 They're already out sweeping for artifacts 28 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,354 but it's getting late. 29 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,955 We have a lot of ground to cover. 30 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:44,425 Well, if I could just find my glasses. 31 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,295 Demetri. 32 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:48,328 Hmm? 33 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,433 Oh, thank you, Professor Shuler. 34 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,868 You're welcome, Professor Shuler. 35 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,271 Wow. 36 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,509 Fantastic. 37 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,043 Got another one. 38 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,745 - Zander. - Hmm? 39 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:07,448 Get over here and stop stalking me. 40 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:09,682 All right. 41 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,820 This fish hook, 42 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:16,424 this could be 500 years old, right? 43 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,526 And that's two relics already. 44 00:04:18,559 --> 00:04:19,827 Nicely done, Hermione. 45 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:21,295 Thanks. 46 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:23,497 Compliments gladly accepted. 47 00:04:27,034 --> 00:04:28,869 Hello? Waiting. 48 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,070 Oh, right. 49 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,439 Yeah. 50 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,906 Sorry. 51 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,342 Hmm. 52 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:37,821 So that footage you just took of me... 53 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:38,955 - Mm-hmm. - you're not gonna 54 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,881 download it or anything, right? 55 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,015 What? No. 56 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:43,417 No, it's just a record 57 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:45,819 of our first expedition, is all. 58 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,821 You know, yours and mine, 59 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:49,923 and the professors also. 60 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,492 You know, I... everybody's, 61 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:55,028 - really just expedition. - Yeah. 62 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,565 Well, I better not see my butt all over the internet. 63 00:04:57,598 --> 00:05:00,401 Uh, Hermione, I would never do that. 64 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,802 - It's... - Kidding. 65 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,371 Kidding. 66 00:05:03,404 --> 00:05:05,706 Besides, you're too nice of a guy to do that. 67 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,045 Hey, um, have you thought any more 68 00:05:12,079 --> 00:05:13,514 about, you know, 69 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:16,049 your fellowship applications? 70 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,652 No, got lots of options. 71 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:20,388 Well, Northwestern is top 72 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,390 in Pan-Pacific Anthropology 73 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,392 and, you know, 74 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:27,461 I have a friend that works in that department 75 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,464 and he said that there's only one spot left. 76 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:33,401 So, I don't know. 77 00:05:33,434 --> 00:05:35,403 I... you know, I was just thinking, 78 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,871 if you, like, applied 79 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:40,741 and I'm already in, 80 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:43,477 uh, well, you know, 81 00:05:43,511 --> 00:05:46,947 we could keep working together. 82 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,148 Uh-hmm. 83 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,017 Sweet of you to keep my best interest, 84 00:05:50,050 --> 00:05:52,720 but I got plenty of time. 85 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:53,787 Yeah. 86 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:02,095 Oh, bingo. 87 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,432 Ladies and gentlemen, 88 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,999 we have a hat trick. 89 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:09,002 Wow. 90 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,838 - Nicely done. - Yeah. 91 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:11,871 Oh. 92 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,648 Yeah. You know you're gonna get opposition, Nick. 93 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,149 Larry, it's Hawaii. 94 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,985 There's always opposition to development here. 95 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:26,587 Look, I'd be worried if there wasn't. 96 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,188 - You good to go? - Yup. 97 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:30,123 Department of Land and Natural Resources 98 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,859 has given me the OK. 99 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:34,728 That land is ready to be made into something, 100 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,431 besides a flophouse for birds, bugs, and beer bottles. 101 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,466 Yeah. 102 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,767 And the Greenies will kick up 103 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,935 a little dust with this stupid court hearing. 104 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:43,737 But we know how that's gonna turn out, right? 105 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:47,708 And they call themselves Hawaiian Island's First. 106 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,786 I'm meeting one of the warriors here in a few minutes. 107 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:53,013 Can't wait to see what kind of a tie-dyed doofus he'll be. 108 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:55,549 - I got to go. - I am that doofus 109 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,518 from Hawaiian Island's First. 110 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,523 Call me Nick. 111 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,858 Oh, had I known I'd be meeting such a lovely lady, 112 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,960 I would've worn a shirt without my breakfast on it. 113 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,496 Tanya McQueen. 114 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,897 McQueen. 115 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,832 Father side Scottish, I bet? 116 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,934 I've got a wee touch of the old sod 117 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,603 in me background, too. 118 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,538 Both sides of my family have been here 119 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:19,139 for generations, and no, 120 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:20,774 you don't have any Scottish blood 121 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,143 - in your background. - What? 122 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,645 I make a habit of researching 123 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,680 all my opponents. 124 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:29,216 Do we need to refer to ourselves as opponents? 125 00:07:29,249 --> 00:07:31,685 Or are we simply two earnest people 126 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:34,121 on different sides of the same coin of destiny? 127 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,692 No? Nothing? All right. 128 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,494 Well, have a seat. 129 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,864 So, you guys are the ones 130 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:45,866 that wanna stop anything 131 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:47,735 that might actually get this state 132 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,070 kicking and screaming into the 21st Century. 133 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,639 What we wanna stop is anything 134 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:53,707 that will mar Hawaii's heritage. 135 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,810 There is a phrase that's very important to Native Hawaiians, 136 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,979 Malama 'aina, take care of the land. 137 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,089 Yeah, yeah, that's beautiful. 138 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,915 That's right up there 139 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:03,784 with, uh, whiskers on kittens 140 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,218 and warm woolen mittens. 141 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:10,824 Nature is what National Parks are for. 142 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:12,826 Research on the area that you want to develop, 143 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:14,227 the Hemolele Forest, 144 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,163 indicates that it's possibly the site 145 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:19,166 of an ancient burial ground. 146 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,769 These sites are the most sacred lands to Native Hawaiians 147 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:25,038 and the law prohibits the disturbance of such sites 148 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:27,575 with a fine of $10,000 a day. 149 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,577 That has been nothing more than a rumor 150 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:31,645 for donkey's years. 151 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,615 And besides, this point is moot 152 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:37,217 because the Department of Land and Natural Resources 153 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,920 has approved my Environmental Impact Statement. 154 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,590 This location can't mean that much to you 155 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,225 and it potentially could mean a lot to many other people. 156 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,895 In real estate, 157 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,029 location is everything. 158 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,234 Let me ask you something. 159 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:59,172 Who paid for your law school? 160 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,608 I don't see how that's any of your... 161 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,042 Your folks did, didn't they? 162 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,811 Well, yes. 163 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,012 And I worked some. 164 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,181 You know who paid for mine? Me. 165 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,018 You know who paid for all the clothes that I've ever worn? 166 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,653 Me. 167 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,363 Do you know what it's like to grow up poor? 168 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,656 I mean, really poor? 169 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,291 I grew up on a farm. 170 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,359 Let me assure you, 171 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,229 there is no poor like farm poor. 172 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,331 And guess who is never ever gonna be poor again 173 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,700 as soon as this deal goes through, 174 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,804 guilty as charged. 175 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,907 Well, then, 176 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,710 I guess I will see you at the courthouse. 177 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,612 Guess, you will. 178 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:44,718 Hey, excellent finds you two. 179 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,721 Hmm, but we're gonna need more concrete proof 180 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,123 this land was used for anything ceremonial. 181 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:53,260 The most likely spot for signs of a burial ground 182 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:54,662 is up there. 183 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:56,029 At least I hope so. 184 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,769 So, how old were you? 185 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,303 How old when what? 186 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:06,273 When you realized you wanted to be an anthropologist. 187 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,109 Oh, uh, 188 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,410 about eight. 189 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,112 Part of Kansas I grew up in had a bunch 190 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,214 of abandoned settler's cabins in the woods, 191 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,884 and I was, you know, poking around in one 192 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,386 and stumbled across a half-buried stash 193 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,888 of old arrowheads. 194 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:21,922 Nice. 195 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,691 Along with a snake that bit me. 196 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,793 Oh, not nice. 197 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,961 Yeah, it was my own dumb fault. 198 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,763 And you? 199 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,998 Ten. 200 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,232 Oh. 201 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,668 Let me guess, Nat Geo special? 202 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:36,837 No. 203 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,371 My parents were in the middle 204 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,308 of one of their non-stop yelling matches 205 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,977 and I just wanted to get out of there 206 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,046 and get a soda. 207 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,115 So I dug through my dad's change bowl 208 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,918 and I found this amazing 209 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,219 old silver dollar, 210 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,421 1922. 211 00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,192 It's then that I realized 212 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,328 a lot had happened before I was even born 213 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,231 and I wanted to find out about it. 214 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:07,901 I still have that silver dollar. 215 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,204 And if you tell anyone I committed grand larceny, 216 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,238 you're dead. 217 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,108 It's our secret. 218 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,946 Demetri, does it ever get old? 219 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,348 What, this? How could it? 220 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,159 Well, coming close to not having an expedition 221 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:24,484 this summer made me wonder, 222 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,353 you know, what we would do without one. 223 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,955 Oh, well, we do have one. 224 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,290 Thanks for that last minute grant you found. 225 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,825 Are you getting moody? 226 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,794 You always get moody before a big discovery. 227 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,763 But what if we were forced to do something 228 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,097 entirely different for the summer 229 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,498 instead of what we're used to? 230 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,133 No, I don't wanna even think about that. 231 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:41,434 This is what we do, Helen. 232 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,746 We're like guardians of the past, 233 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,038 twin sentinels of the gates 234 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:47,107 of history. 235 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:50,443 Yeah, frozen in the same pose forever. 236 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,179 All right, kids. Let's go. 237 00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,317 I'm prepared to rule on the pending motions 238 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:00,120 for Injunctive Relief blocking you, Mr. Button, 239 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,521 from breaking ground, 240 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,992 along with the Motion for Summary Judgments. 241 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,861 Unless, the two parties were able to come 242 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,429 to their own settlements? 243 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,767 I'll take that as no. 244 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:16,469 This Environmental Impact Statement 245 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:18,305 Mr. Button filed 246 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,340 has clearly been approved 247 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:23,443 and there is no mention of a possible burial site 248 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,112 in the State's dispensation. 249 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,379 Exactly, Your Honor. 250 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,413 Mr. Button, 251 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,449 don't interrupt me. 252 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,086 Therefore, Ms. McQueen, 253 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,922 I'm inclined to deny your motion 254 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,390 for a Summary Judgment without prejudice. 255 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,059 - No. - Well, I guess that is that. 256 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,961 Did I say you were excused, 257 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,062 Mr. Button? 258 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,095 No. 259 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,833 I'm tired of seeing this island 260 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:47,367 being constantly eroded 261 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,970 by greed and ignorance. 262 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:52,372 So I'm inclined to grant 263 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,307 Ms. McQueen's motion 264 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,109 for a Temporary Restraining Order. 265 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,310 - What? - Thank you, Judge... 266 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,179 Giving you 48 hours 267 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,513 to find some evidence 268 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:03,083 that this land in question is sacred. 269 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,852 - You cannot do that. - But only 48 hours? 270 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,095 You should feel lucky that you have that. 271 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,520 - No. No, no, no. - Yes, Your Honor. 272 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,389 Your Honor, as a long-time resident of Kauai 273 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,458 and a taxpayer, I object. 274 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,501 I have a lot of influential friends... 275 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,227 You wanna go for 72 hours? 276 00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,464 Just keep flapping your yapper. 277 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,952 Ms. McQueen, I'm glad you called, 278 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,420 we're almost out of cellphone range. 279 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,489 You and your team now have only 48 hours 280 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,092 to find the evidence we need. 281 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,160 Forty-eight hours? 282 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,963 We found some signs of habitation so far, 283 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,099 but that's it. 284 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,035 I mean, I know your organization 285 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:56,904 is paying for my expedition 286 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,381 so I'd like to say it's a possibility, 287 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:01,574 but I don't wanna get your hopes up. 288 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,911 Continue to do everything you can on your end, 289 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,412 and in the meantime, 290 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,390 I will pore over every document Button Development 291 00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,615 has ever filed. 292 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,648 There's still hope. 293 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,421 We've got our work cut out for us. 294 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,129 Button Supermall. 295 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,066 Button Bargain Bonanza. 296 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,104 Geez. 297 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,940 Oh. 298 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,150 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Button. 299 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:35,375 Yeah. 300 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,685 I come with the gift of friendship. 301 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,946 Along with a stain that'll never come out. 302 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,249 Actually, I come with an offer. 303 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,385 My name is Omaka. This is my associate, Puka. 304 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,419 Howzit, brah? 305 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,358 Do you intend to bid for that track of land 306 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,026 in the Hemolele Forest? 307 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,495 That's between me and the Department of Land 308 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,064 and Natural Resources. 309 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,366 How did you track me down? 310 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,435 Huh? You're coming at me with this biped. 311 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,371 Let me see some identification. 312 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:13,180 I am a businessman, Mr. Button. 313 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,082 Let me be frank. 314 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:16,549 The preservation of that forest 315 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,319 is very important to me. 316 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,454 I've already had the sacred land speech today, bud. 317 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,190 I have a specific interest 318 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:24,524 in the plant life there. 319 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:27,127 My great-great grandfather 320 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,296 was a Kahuna La'au Lapa'au. 321 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,430 Kahuna who? 322 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,199 Kahuna La'au Lapa'au, brah. 323 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,001 A healer. 324 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,036 His knowledge of the rare herbs of this land 325 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,471 are handed down to me. 326 00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:40,740 The plants and flowers that I use today, 327 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,043 grow in that forest 328 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,378 and nowhere else on Earth. 329 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,348 So grow your magic weeds somewhere else. 330 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,616 There is nowhere else. 331 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,286 That forest is its own microclimate. 332 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,688 Therefore, I'm prepared to make you an offer 333 00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,757 to encourage you to bow out 334 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,492 of any purchasing of that land. 335 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,466 A million dollars? 336 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,136 As proof of my sincerity. 337 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:12,039 I should say it looks pretty sincere, 338 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,574 Mr. Omaka, is it? 339 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,709 Assuming this check is real, 340 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,178 after I develop that land, 341 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,213 it'll be worth 10 times this amount. 342 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,049 Not everything is about money. 343 00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,317 Says the man handing out million dollar checks. 344 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,086 Look, here's the deal, 345 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,588 in two days, I'm gonna break ground on that land 346 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,732 and nothing's gonna stop me, 347 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,324 not even the crazy notion 348 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,061 that that land has some sort of history. 349 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,728 - History? - Yeah, yeah. 350 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,397 Like an... like an artifact, 351 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,499 which ain't gonna show up in two days 352 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,268 or in two centuries. 353 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:44,204 OK? So, how about this? 354 00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,610 I think we're done here. 355 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Puka. 356 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,685 Hey, what the heck. 357 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,823 Puka, who knows that forest 358 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,625 better than we do? 359 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,128 If it comes down to an artifact, 360 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,263 we're gonna have to find it ourselves. 361 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,631 Shoots, yeah, boss. 362 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,369 All right. We've established that this area 363 00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:17,637 was pretty well-inhabited, 364 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:20,173 so, um, lava rock, poi pounders, 365 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,617 hematite sling stones, that sort of thing, 366 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,243 they'll be showing up pretty regularly. 367 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,478 But spirit talisman is what we're after. 368 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,680 - What size? - Any size. 369 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:28,714 OK. 370 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,151 We'll split into twos, 371 00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,685 dividing experience with youth. 372 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,321 We'll regroup here in two hours 373 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,788 to finish setting up camp. 374 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,490 Since we're out of cellphone range, 375 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,634 make sure you can stay together. 376 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,759 Yeah, if you see anything, 377 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:41,194 just give a holler. 378 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,862 And make sure you have plenty of water 379 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,431 and protein bars in your packs. 380 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,872 What? 381 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,377 Nothing. It's just, 382 00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,312 you know, your, uh, 383 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,248 your hair looks really... 384 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,582 good that way. 385 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,185 Just getting it out of my face is all. 386 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,319 Yeah. 387 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,260 You have a smudge of chocolate 388 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,427 on your cheek. 389 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,695 I do? Here? 390 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,230 No. Here. 391 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,370 Yeah. 392 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,742 All right. I got three bottles of water, 393 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,278 camping knife, 394 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,912 and, uh, 395 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,482 snack bars. 396 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,484 Were we ever like them back in the day? 397 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,152 Hmm? Like who? 398 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,186 Those two. 399 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,557 Oh, is that what's making you moody? 400 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,294 Oh, Helen, come on, now, they're just kids at play. 401 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,629 We were nothing like them. We were much more organized. 402 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,663 Where's the sunscreen? 403 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:04,344 You got some, uh, schmutz on your face. 404 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,654 All right. Hermione, you're with me. 405 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,347 Zander, you stay with Professor Shuler. 406 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,148 - Let's go. - Mm-hmm. 407 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,752 This way. 408 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:17,424 This way I think, Hermione. 409 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,193 Uh, I might say that way, professor. 410 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,728 Well, oh, I have to confess, 411 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,396 direction's never been my strong suit. 412 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,798 It's more my wife's department. 413 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,834 You know, I got to say your wife 414 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,870 has been a real role model for me. 415 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,272 She's so smart 416 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,274 and so good at what she does. 417 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:35,475 Oh, well, now Hermione, 418 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,377 you're very smart, too. 419 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,746 Just keep your eye on your studies 420 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,648 and your career just as my wife always has, 421 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,251 I'm sure you'll find your chosen path. 422 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,586 Yes, definitely this way. 423 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,788 I think that way. 424 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,831 Wow, this stuff is really thick. 425 00:19:58,865 --> 00:19:59,899 No doubt this is why 426 00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,535 nothing has been found before. 427 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:06,506 This forest is really... beautiful. 428 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,875 I mean, it's almost magical, 429 00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,577 for lack of a better word. 430 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,646 Yeah. 431 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,349 You know, I'm usually so involved in my field work, 432 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,251 I fail to notice the esoteric factor 433 00:20:18,285 --> 00:20:19,552 of the surroundings, 434 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,589 much the way Hermione doesn't notice 435 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,990 your feelings for her. 436 00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:27,260 Oh, gosh. 437 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:29,496 Am I that obvious? 438 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,531 Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you. 439 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,965 No, I'm not... 440 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,835 I'm not embarrassed. I just... 441 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:36,979 I don't... I don't know what I am. 442 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:38,805 I... I'm a wreck. 443 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,640 Every time I try to take even 444 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:41,641 a small step closer, 445 00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,975 she just... 446 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,577 dances away from me. 447 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,646 Some women don't like to feel pressured. 448 00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,952 How do you know so much? 449 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,321 Human culture 450 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:55,655 and the human condition? 451 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:58,725 Human culture, maybe. Human condition, 452 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,060 I'm just finding my way like the rest of us. 453 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,438 Yeah, but you and your husband have been together 454 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:03,462 for like 20 years. 455 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:05,765 Is there some secret 456 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:09,502 to keeping him attentive? 457 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,071 Well, love is... It's not about secrets. 458 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,640 It's quite the opposite. 459 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:14,707 It's about... 460 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,510 revealing yourself to another. 461 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,046 Well, it's much safer 462 00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,649 to keep a part of yourself hidden 463 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,050 whether it's for 20 days 464 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,553 or 20 years. 465 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,722 Oh, oh. 466 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:33,460 Uh, it seems we took a major wrong turn. 467 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:34,594 Let's try this way. 468 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,062 You can say that again. 469 00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:40,467 - Shall we go? - Yeah. This way. 470 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,369 Oh, what's that one? 471 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:44,571 Aali'i, good for bee stings. 472 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,406 Stay alert now. We're looking for something 473 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:49,041 that appears to be made by an ancient hand. 474 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,011 What's that plant? 475 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,514 Oh, hinahina, good for skin rash. 476 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,116 What's up with this one? 477 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,051 O'hia Lehua, 478 00:21:59,085 --> 00:22:01,688 it eases the pain of child birth. 479 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:04,657 Gee, do you know everything, Omaka? 480 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:06,134 I know there are some parts of this forest 481 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,495 even I am not familiar with. 482 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,762 The deeper we get, 483 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:11,731 I see more and more rare species. 484 00:22:11,764 --> 00:22:13,032 Oh, 485 00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,634 what about that? 486 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,069 Kukui, that's a laxative. 487 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,605 Ugh. 488 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:21,374 That give me chicken skin big time. 489 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,848 Is it OK if Zander and I go check out 490 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,644 - that waterfall we're hearing? - Of course. 491 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:25,878 Yeah, it'll be dark soon. 492 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,747 Just make sure you're back before then. 493 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,925 Yeah, and watch your step, it can be slippery around those things. 494 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:32,819 Hmm, it's OK, if I start to fall, you'll grab on to me, right? 495 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,854 I would, um... 496 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:36,355 Uh, yeah. 497 00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:55,041 ♫ It was a story ♫ 498 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:58,478 ♫ Someone once told me ♫ 499 00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,680 ♫ That said love that's true ♫ 500 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,450 ♫ Comes back to you ♫ 501 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,684 ♫ If you set it free ♫ 502 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,752 Isn't this great? 503 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,422 Yeah. 504 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:12,124 - Come on. - OK. 505 00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:15,495 ♫ So I've been waiting patiently ♫ 506 00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:18,898 ♫ For love to come again ♫ 507 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:21,033 ♫ You here with me ♫ 508 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:24,937 ♫ Feels like destiny ♫ 509 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:31,043 ♫ Day and nights ahead ♫ 510 00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,847 ♫ We had promised ♫ 511 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,684 ♫ To hold on tight forever ♫ 512 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,118 ♫ When I let go ♫ 513 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,753 ♫ Once you let go ♫ 514 00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,856 ♫ When we lost one another ♫ 515 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:47,927 ♫ And we were broken ♫ 516 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,597 ♫ Hanging on by a wire ♫ 517 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:53,533 ♫ We didn't know how ♫ 518 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,901 ♫ To pull our love ♫ 519 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,470 ♫ Out from the fire ♫ 520 00:23:57,504 --> 00:23:58,538 ♫ But by the grace ♫ 521 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,707 ♫ Of something bigger ♫ 522 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:04,076 ♫ We are back again together ♫ 523 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:07,647 ♫ And now I know I'll never... ♫ 524 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,016 All right, so, 525 00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:13,986 latitude 22.145 north, 526 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,722 longitude 527 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:19,125 minus 159.1485 west, 528 00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,727 that should be the most direct route 529 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,928 for tomorrow's foray. 530 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,596 Demetri. 531 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:27,233 Or 156.97 west. 532 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,068 Demetri, look at me. 533 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,670 Hmm? Huh? What is it? 534 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,942 Oh, your hair. 535 00:24:38,911 --> 00:24:40,212 That's not very practical, is it? 536 00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:41,981 I mean, insects and things? 537 00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,116 Remember that dung beetle we saw at Kathmandu? 538 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,852 Oh, it was a nasty creature. 539 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,988 Demetri Shuler, why must you always be so practical? 540 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,156 Excuse me? 541 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:52,124 Why must you always 542 00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:54,594 be so practical? 543 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:55,895 Well, I'm not practical. 544 00:24:55,928 --> 00:24:58,164 - Hmm. - Well, I mean, not always. 545 00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,599 Ugh. 546 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:00,867 Oh, Helen, you're confusing me. 547 00:25:00,900 --> 00:25:03,202 What... this outburst is not like you. 548 00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,672 Well, maybe I don't wanna be like me. 549 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,708 We're in this beautiful, magical place, 550 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,218 and all you're talking about is insects 551 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:13,045 and practicality. 552 00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,147 I don't wanna be practical right now. 553 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,251 I wanna make love in a forest. 554 00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:21,588 Oh, Helen, please, not in front of them... 555 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,789 What? I don't care. 556 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:24,991 It is not even Saturday morning. 557 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:27,259 Ugh, 558 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:28,728 Demetri! 559 00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:32,932 What just happened? 560 00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,344 This forest is made from love. 561 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,879 It should be filled with lovers. 562 00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:49,616 Oh. 563 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,684 - That's the prettiest one yet. - Oh! 564 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:53,019 Don't touch it. 565 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,054 That's very powerful and very rare. 566 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,923 It's the Pua Mali. The "Marry Me" flower. 567 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,591 "Marry Me" flower? 568 00:25:58,625 --> 00:25:59,892 One drop from its nectar 569 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:01,193 into someone's eyes 570 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,630 gives a hypnotic effect. 571 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,097 The next person they see, 572 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,734 they will have a deep affection for, 573 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,202 perhaps, even love. 574 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,839 It's way better than a laxative. 575 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:14,841 Today I saw a charming and sad woman 576 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,143 being rebuffed by her own husband. 577 00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:19,211 It's a pity we can't use it on him. 578 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,947 Yeah? How come not? 579 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,683 Because that would be meddling 580 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,251 in other people's lives 581 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,853 and we are here on a much more 582 00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,721 important mission, my friend. 583 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,392 Meddling... 584 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:34,794 or fixing? 585 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,107 I hope you don't mind me saying this professor, 586 00:26:39,131 --> 00:26:40,399 but I'm envious 587 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,334 of what you and your wife have. 588 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,837 She is amazing. 589 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:47,840 To tell you the truth, 590 00:26:47,874 --> 00:26:49,742 she amazes me sometimes. 591 00:26:51,711 --> 00:26:53,155 How is it that a member of our own species 592 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,114 can have the same blood chemistry, 593 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,383 the same cellular replication ratio, 594 00:26:57,416 --> 00:27:01,053 be so similar in so many different ways, 595 00:27:01,087 --> 00:27:02,288 and yet be so... 596 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:03,790 unbelievably different? 597 00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,426 That, my boy, is the very first question 598 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,929 any man asked about any woman. 599 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,333 Well, do you feel like women 600 00:27:14,366 --> 00:27:16,803 are ever really knowable? 601 00:27:16,836 --> 00:27:18,370 And that's the second. 602 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,455 All these filings 603 00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,290 without a single error? 604 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:41,027 Nobody is this thorough. 605 00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,764 And why is there nothing on you 606 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:47,033 before the age of 25? 607 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,802 What are you hiding? 608 00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:54,140 There's so much at stake here. 609 00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,709 You make a move. I'm on you. 610 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,745 Hmm, 611 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,713 this thing looks interesting. 612 00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,041 Whoa, 613 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:04,476 you're up early, professor. 614 00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:06,078 Any coffee yet? 615 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:07,814 Oh, not yet, but I can make some. 616 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:09,315 Oh, no worries. 617 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,383 I'll just drink in the scenery. 618 00:29:13,319 --> 00:29:15,121 I love your hair down by the way. 619 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,191 I'm glad somebody noticed. 620 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:25,164 You are aware that Zander's 621 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:27,199 in love with you, aren't you? 622 00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:28,400 What? 623 00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,102 No, oh, no, no, no, no. 624 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:32,338 No, it's pretty clear. 625 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,341 I mean, he might have a crush 626 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,277 but that's all. 627 00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:39,846 Zander is a really nice guy, 628 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,948 and I don't wanna hurt him 629 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,150 but a lot of guys 630 00:29:44,183 --> 00:29:45,584 have a lot of crushes on me, 631 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,587 and they all get over me eventually. 632 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,522 He will, too. 633 00:29:50,556 --> 00:29:52,324 A relationship is the last thing 634 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:53,826 on my radar. 635 00:29:53,860 --> 00:29:54,970 You know, forgive me for saying this 636 00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:57,229 but I really feel like... 637 00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:00,299 you might be missing a chance 638 00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:01,968 for something meaningful. 639 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:06,138 Look, I've seen the way 640 00:30:06,172 --> 00:30:08,207 a long-term relationship can turn. 641 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:13,212 My parents used to love each other and now, 642 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,982 they can't even stand to be in the same room. 643 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:18,150 Why would I wanna waste my life 644 00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,386 away like that? 645 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,388 - Oh, no, offense. - Oh. 646 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,037 You wanna go check out that waterfall out there? 647 00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:31,130 - It's beautiful. - Sure, yeah. 648 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,428 That's got to be the pretty lady 649 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:05,231 and this must be the re-buffalo guy. 650 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:10,903 You're getting dosed, brah. 651 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,288 Oh, I forgot my camera. Sorry to wake you. 652 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,422 Oh. 653 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,525 Are you OK? 654 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,461 I feel a little dizzy. I think I might have 655 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,196 sat up too fast. 656 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,297 Take it easy. 657 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,978 Well, you know... You know what, professor, 658 00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,912 you were always so nice to me. 659 00:31:55,081 --> 00:31:56,248 I really appreciate that. 660 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,485 You're welcome, Zander. 661 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,720 Since you're up, I'm going to start coffee 662 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,689 because we have a very big day ahead of us. 663 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,992 There you go again, being nice. 664 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,359 Oh, it's just coffee. 665 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:08,833 It's not Thanksgiving dinner, Zander. 666 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:11,964 And you are funny, too. 667 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,632 I like people that are funny. 668 00:32:15,234 --> 00:32:16,668 I can't stop laughing. 669 00:32:16,702 --> 00:32:18,670 Zander, I don't think you're awake yet. 670 00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:21,607 Why don't you just sit here and wait till the cobwebs clear 671 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,242 from your brain and I'll make the coffee. 672 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,710 No, no, no, let me do it. 673 00:32:24,743 --> 00:32:26,554 OK? You are always doing everything for everybody else 674 00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:29,048 and nobody ever does anything for you. 675 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:30,682 It's OK. Just relax. 676 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,318 No, I am relaxed. 677 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,586 Yeah, I'm very relaxed. In fact, 678 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,589 I'm feeling more and more relaxed by the second. 679 00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,758 You know, does being in this forest 680 00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:41,427 make you like really happy 681 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,130 because it makes me feel really happy. 682 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,265 Zander, are you sure you're feeling OK? 683 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,634 I have never felt better before. 684 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,236 - Look at me. - Hmm? 685 00:32:51,337 --> 00:32:53,005 Oh. Hi. 686 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,075 - Hello. - Zander. 687 00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,343 - Aloha. - Your pupils 688 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,777 - are a little dilated. - Uh-hmm. 689 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,712 But it doesn't feel like you have a fever, 690 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:01,746 so... 691 00:33:03,049 --> 00:33:04,750 Oh, your hands are so soft. 692 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:07,219 Did you eat or drink something 693 00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:08,320 before you went to sleep? 694 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,788 Only a big bite of truth 695 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:11,223 and a sip of reality. 696 00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,624 - What? - Yeah, that talk 697 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:14,760 we had yesterday? You were so considerate 698 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:17,296 when I told you about my feelings for Hermione. 699 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,631 And I think somehow that changed my feelings for her 700 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,634 and, you know what, I think it's starting 701 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,204 to change my feelings for you. 702 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:27,406 Um, what's going on here? 703 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:30,352 Well, I was just saying how I used to have feelings for you, but I don't anymore. 704 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:32,220 And now, I think I'm starting to have feelings for Helen 705 00:33:32,244 --> 00:33:35,514 - and they seem to be growing. - OK. 706 00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,217 - Did you do something to him? - No, of course, not. 707 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:39,418 Do you know if he sleepwalks? 708 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,254 Uh, how would I know that? 709 00:33:42,288 --> 00:33:44,199 Is it OK that I have feelings for you, professor? 710 00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:45,500 I mean, you must have feelings for me 711 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,259 because nobody could be that nice 712 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:48,527 and not have feelings. 713 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:50,562 Zander, wake up. 714 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:51,706 - How do I like you? - Zander. 715 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,399 I will count the reasons. 716 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:54,400 I like your hair. 717 00:33:54,433 --> 00:33:55,601 I like your clothes. 718 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,069 I like that you're smart. 719 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,143 I like that you are funny. 720 00:33:59,338 --> 00:34:00,439 Thanksgiving dinner, 721 00:34:00,472 --> 00:34:02,574 that one was great. 722 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,476 Could it be food poisoning? 723 00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:06,078 No, it's neurological. 724 00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,513 It's not gastric. 725 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,315 It could a toxic bug bite. 726 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,250 I like that you have knowledge 727 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:14,720 of the medical insect kingdom. 728 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:17,223 Whatever it is, we need to get him to a doctor. 729 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,857 And I love that you have a plan. 730 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,692 Yeah, you always have a plan. 731 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,394 Stop talking. 732 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,296 How can I prove my feelings to you? 733 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:26,632 Flowers for my lady. 734 00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,801 I will pick you the most beautiful bouquet. 735 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,803 - Oh, wait... - Oh, well... no... oh, Zander. 736 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:32,871 - Zander! - Wait. 737 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,106 Oh. 738 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:36,842 Oh, geez. 739 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:42,581 Lord, what fools these malahinis be? 740 00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:45,251 You used the Marry Me flower on him, didn't you? 741 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,819 Yes, but he's in love, boss. 742 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,755 Not only is what you did wrong, 743 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:53,159 but you used it on the wrong man. 744 00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:54,192 Oh! 745 00:34:55,861 --> 00:34:57,296 My bad. 746 00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:58,764 This is very upsetting. 747 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,332 I don't have time to deal with this 748 00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:01,667 and look for artifacts. 749 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,335 I'm sorry. 750 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:06,205 I'll fix it. Show me and I will. 751 00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,606 The solution is right here. 752 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,277 The Ho'ola'i flower. 753 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,912 Take the pollen, add water, 754 00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:15,281 and dab it on him. 755 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,782 That should be the antidote. 756 00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,218 Got it. The antidote. 757 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:21,496 And then come back here so we can continue with our search. 758 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,821 Will do, boss, 759 00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:25,223 in a minute. 760 00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,161 Larry, talk to me. 761 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,729 Somebody is on your land, buddy. 762 00:35:30,762 --> 00:35:33,865 Ugh, so the Greenies are out there snooping around? 763 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,801 Hey, well, they only got 24 hours left. 764 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,204 What the hell can they dig up in 24 hours? 765 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:39,371 Are you kidding? 766 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,307 You're right, a lot. 767 00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:44,310 Look, if they find one of those artifact thingies, 768 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:46,278 I am dead in the water. 769 00:35:47,413 --> 00:35:50,949 Unless I find them first. 770 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,219 - Hey, Larry, I got to go. - A hui ho... 771 00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:54,620 Yeah. Hui hou yourself. 772 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:19,778 - Oh. - Zander. 773 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:22,648 Stop, you might be having a reaction to those plants. 774 00:36:22,681 --> 00:36:24,350 What, you're a botanist now? 775 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:25,517 I don't think so. 776 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,253 Uh. 777 00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:30,522 Oh, Helen. Look at the pretty flowers I got for you. 778 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:33,292 Put those down. You could be having an allergic reaction to them. 779 00:36:33,325 --> 00:36:34,726 Exactly what I just said. 780 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,338 No, the only thing I'm having allergic reaction to 781 00:36:36,362 --> 00:36:38,230 is the fact that she's still here. 782 00:36:38,264 --> 00:36:40,299 - I'm with Helen now. - No, you're not. 783 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,609 You did do something to him, didn't you? 784 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:43,001 Well, I didn't do anything to him. 785 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,536 Pretty lady, 786 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:46,004 pretty forest, 787 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,973 pretty flowers. 788 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:50,409 My dad said the '60s were a lot like this. 789 00:36:50,442 --> 00:36:51,810 I love the '60s. 790 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,781 Here's what were gonna do, I'm gonna fetch Demetri 791 00:36:55,814 --> 00:36:56,824 so we can get him to a doctor. 792 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,317 And then the three of us 793 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,018 can continue searching for an artifact. 794 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,854 - Zander, just stay right here. - OK. 795 00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:05,968 Watch him. Make sure he doesn't follow a white rabbit down a hole or something. 796 00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:09,861 Oh, I'll be waiting here, darling. 797 00:37:09,895 --> 00:37:11,397 For God's sake, Zander. 798 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:12,698 She's twice your age. 799 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:07,453 Time to blow it up. 800 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:11,857 Ka-bamm. 801 00:38:20,666 --> 00:38:22,701 Oh, Demetri, 802 00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:23,845 thank goodness you're awake. 803 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,771 There is something wrong with Zander. 804 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,373 Good morning. 805 00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:28,640 Good morning, Demetri. 806 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:29,908 Zander, he's... 807 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,578 Oh, you look very nice this morning. 808 00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:34,045 Thank you. Listen, 809 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,914 he is having some kind of allergic reaction. 810 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,717 Some kind of weird reaction is going on with... 811 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:42,053 You know, I have to apologize to you 812 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:44,956 for not fully appreciating your appearance yesterday. 813 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:48,093 You... you're a beautiful woman 814 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,996 and... no, I don't tell you that enough. 815 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:53,131 Thank you. But now is not the time. 816 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,900 I feel good this morning. 817 00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,735 Do you feel good? 818 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,904 I feel wonderful. You know, it... 819 00:38:58,937 --> 00:39:00,539 And Helen, I can see. 820 00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:02,140 I don't need my glasses. 821 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,942 It must be this forest. 822 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,945 Oh, Helen, you are right about this wonderful place. 823 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:09,147 - Oh, no. - As a matter of fact, 824 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:12,451 I feel better by the moment. 825 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:14,753 Wait, by better, do you mean like 826 00:39:14,786 --> 00:39:16,988 a sense of euphoria, disorientation? 827 00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,525 Yes, yes, that's exactly right. 828 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:21,159 You are so astute. 829 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,728 Then do I look 830 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,830 unusually attractive to you right now? 831 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,832 As a matter of fact, 832 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:30,135 you do. 833 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:31,770 Oh, 834 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,371 well, snap out of it. 835 00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:40,546 I am sorry that your wife has ended it 836 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,913 in such a final way, professor. 837 00:39:41,947 --> 00:39:43,615 She is admitting her feelings for me. 838 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:46,852 - For him? - For me. For you. 839 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:50,622 Oh, enough with the flowers already. 840 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:52,791 And you were supposed to hang onto him. 841 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,159 He's all sweaty, 842 00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,561 and slippery, 843 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:57,629 and you try to catch him. He... 844 00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,873 It's important that you know Helen 845 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,732 and my real feelings, 846 00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:03,068 I am falling... No, better yet, 847 00:40:04,169 --> 00:40:06,672 I have fallen in love with her. 848 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,874 Please, don't be ridiculous. 849 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:11,643 I'm the one in love with Helen and she's in love with me. 850 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:13,745 Helen, tell him about the mad soaring passion 851 00:40:13,779 --> 00:40:14,813 we have for each other. 852 00:40:14,846 --> 00:40:16,915 Mad soaring passion, 853 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,550 I can't even get you to notice my hair. 854 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:19,985 Oh, I noticed it 855 00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,596 and I will continue to notice it every single day. 856 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,764 Excuse me, you are in my way. Go on. 857 00:40:22,788 --> 00:40:24,556 Oh. 858 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:25,924 - The highlights. - Zander. 859 00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:27,593 The way that it shimmers in the sunlight. 860 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:29,595 - Zander. - Yeah. Zander. 861 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:30,628 Zander? 862 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,630 What? 863 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:36,033 What about my hair? 864 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:39,605 Eh. 865 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:41,473 - Eh? - Eh. 866 00:40:41,507 --> 00:40:43,074 - What do you mean, eh? - Eh. 867 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:45,844 Yesterday you were all, 868 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:48,580 "Oh, Hermione, your hair look so good." 869 00:40:48,614 --> 00:40:51,182 Oh, Hermione, come to Northwestern with me. 870 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,485 Oh, Hermione, my tongue hangs out 871 00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,530 - "when I see you in a bikini." - Yeah, that was yesterday, 872 00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:56,855 Hermione, when I was a boy. 873 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,224 Today, Helen has made me into a man. 874 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,794 That had better be a metaphor. 875 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,230 OK. Look, you're pretty and your smart 876 00:41:05,263 --> 00:41:06,865 but I see things in... 877 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,600 a completely different way now. 878 00:41:08,634 --> 00:41:10,144 I mean you're so used to having guys fall at your feet 879 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:12,070 that you don't even realize how terrible 880 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:13,972 you're treating them. 881 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:16,241 Actually you're kind of like a diva. 882 00:41:16,274 --> 00:41:17,809 Oh, hey. 883 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,277 Oh, whoa, whoa, 884 00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,246 Hermione, OK listen, calm down. 885 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,581 It is not him talking. 886 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:23,815 Stay calm. Yeah. 887 00:41:23,849 --> 00:41:25,250 He didn't call you a diva. 888 00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,285 That's because she isn't and you are. 889 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,021 - Oh. - Listen, listen, listen, listen, 890 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:32,891 something is wrong with these two. 891 00:41:32,924 --> 00:41:35,293 It's just its freaking me out. 892 00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,828 How can he love me one day 893 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,897 and not the next day. 894 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:40,799 OK. Calm down. Listen, listen, 895 00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:42,109 and you don't even love him anyway. 896 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:44,002 - Who says? - You said that yesterday. 897 00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:46,672 See how freaked out I am. I... 898 00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:47,839 OK. OK. OK. Calm down. 899 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:49,274 We need to get them to a doctor. 900 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:51,309 Can you hang on until then? 901 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,911 Please. 902 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,280 Where's that stupid map. 903 00:41:55,313 --> 00:41:56,582 Oh, oh, oh. 904 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,277 Puka. 905 00:42:29,648 --> 00:42:31,917 Where are you, Puka? 906 00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:33,160 There's a parking lot for campers 907 00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,319 just a few miles away. 908 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:36,187 If we can get there we can, 909 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,261 you know, flag someone down and get us into to town. 910 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:39,858 Come on. Helen. 911 00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,159 Anyone can see 912 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,294 this child isn't worthy of you. 913 00:42:43,328 --> 00:42:45,263 Yeah, and this senior citizen is so old 914 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:47,332 that he can't even see your incredibleness. 915 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,200 Incredibleness? 916 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:50,736 Seriously, what are you, 12? 917 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:52,771 Twelve? You wanna see twelve? 918 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,842 I'm not arm-wrestling for my wife. 919 00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:59,377 Then you're the one that's 12 because any real man knows 920 00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:00,988 that you have to fight for the woman you love. 921 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,914 - This way is shorter. - But this way, 922 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,282 we don't have to cross the river. 923 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,117 You are going down, grandpa. You're weak. 924 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,686 Oh-ho, I'll have you know, 925 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,387 I rowed for the Cambridge Blues 926 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,989 and we won Henley Regatta. 927 00:43:11,022 --> 00:43:12,166 I don't even know what that means. 928 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:13,859 This is solid muscle. 929 00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:15,637 Yeah, solid muscle racing towards a heart attack. 930 00:43:15,661 --> 00:43:17,404 Oh, you're the one headed for a heart attack, little boy. 931 00:43:17,428 --> 00:43:18,997 Oh, yeah, from laughing at you. 932 00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,999 OK. OK. What... stop it. Stop it. 933 00:43:21,032 --> 00:43:22,677 What are we, uh... Recess at the playground. 934 00:43:22,701 --> 00:43:24,636 - He started it. - Well, I'm finishing it. 935 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:27,238 The two of you are going with us, and we're all headed into town. 936 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:30,241 Ha. This old bag of bones will never make it all the way to town. 937 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:32,744 Bag of bones, bag of bones, 938 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:35,213 I'll show you bag of bones. 939 00:43:36,381 --> 00:43:37,916 Oh, my gosh. 940 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,118 - Oh. - Demetri. 941 00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:42,220 Helen, this is your past. 942 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:44,890 Take a look at your future. 943 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:45,923 OK. 944 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:51,930 Oh, professor, what is happening? 945 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,231 I wish I knew. 946 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:54,866 If I was freaked out before, 947 00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,802 I've doubled down. 948 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,037 I don't know if I can even handle this. 949 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:00,906 - Just look away. - I can't. 950 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,340 That's the problem, but really, 951 00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,109 I just... I need some alone time, OK? 952 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,377 No, no, no, no, you cannot leave me with these two. 953 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:09,414 Every moment we waste on them we're losing precious time on our search. 954 00:44:09,447 --> 00:44:11,817 I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just... 955 00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:14,820 I'm seeing things that I can't un-see. 956 00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,988 No. Oh. 957 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:18,389 All right. 958 00:44:18,423 --> 00:44:20,792 Stop this ridiculous 959 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:22,861 and counter-productive behavior right now. 960 00:44:22,894 --> 00:44:25,263 You, put your shirt on and go and get Hermione. 961 00:44:25,296 --> 00:44:26,798 Ah, do I have to? 962 00:44:26,832 --> 00:44:28,967 - Yes, you do. - Ugh, dang it. 963 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,369 Now, well, I see you finally made your choice. 964 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:33,071 And you, put your shirt on too. 965 00:44:33,104 --> 00:44:34,184 You know you get sunburned. 966 00:44:37,275 --> 00:44:39,811 OK, Hermione. You're not a bad person. 967 00:44:40,879 --> 00:44:43,314 You're kind to animals. 968 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:45,083 You tip 20%, 969 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,484 you care about the environment. 970 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:49,087 Who cares these guys think they're hot? 971 00:44:50,288 --> 00:44:52,457 Oh, my God. 972 00:44:52,490 --> 00:44:55,193 What kind of people refer to themselves as hot? 973 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,463 Divas. 974 00:44:58,496 --> 00:44:59,496 Oh, no. 975 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:01,699 Oh. 976 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:12,410 Have some water, Demetri. 977 00:45:19,017 --> 00:45:20,017 That's enough. 978 00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:22,888 Have a little more. 979 00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,389 Stop. 980 00:45:28,326 --> 00:45:29,928 Stand on one foot. 981 00:45:31,362 --> 00:45:32,764 Hop up and down. 982 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,368 Recite the four principles of cultural anthropology. 983 00:45:37,402 --> 00:45:38,870 Multiculturalism, 984 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:41,172 cultural relativism, Ethnocentrism, uh... 985 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:42,440 Stop. 986 00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:46,377 OK. 987 00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:48,279 Well, since you'll do anything I say, 988 00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,815 here what we're gonna do. 989 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:51,549 You're gonna stay right by my side. 990 00:45:51,582 --> 00:45:53,560 We're gonna find the others and we're gonna get out of here. 991 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:55,987 Yeah, but before we do, 992 00:45:56,021 --> 00:45:58,223 I have to apologize for taking you for granted 993 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,557 all these years. 994 00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,827 You are the most beautiful, 995 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:04,562 wonderful person on the planet. 996 00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:05,595 I know 997 00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,597 and I know that now. 998 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:11,202 OK, Demetri. 999 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:15,240 But wait, why so sad? 1000 00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:18,043 Because it took some kind of weird chemical reaction 1001 00:46:18,076 --> 00:46:19,177 for you to say that. 1002 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:21,512 And once it wears off, 1003 00:46:21,546 --> 00:46:23,181 you'll be back to your old self. 1004 00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,550 Then I never want it to wear off. 1005 00:46:25,583 --> 00:46:29,020 Oh, but it has to. I mean goodness, those... 1006 00:46:29,054 --> 00:46:31,122 I have wished for this... 1007 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:34,893 but it's not right. 1008 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:36,370 It could do you some permanent damage. 1009 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:38,196 How can love do me damage? 1010 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:40,598 Well, you've already forgot to look for the artifacts. 1011 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:42,367 Oh. Oh the artifacts. 1012 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,835 - Oh, you're right. - Yeah. 1013 00:46:43,869 --> 00:46:45,203 Yeah, I have forgotten about that 1014 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,138 but I love that you helped me remember. 1015 00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:49,474 Oh, we need to get you to a doctor. 1016 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:52,443 And I love that you are concerned about me. 1017 00:46:52,477 --> 00:46:54,512 - Fine, Demetri. - And I love the fact that... 1018 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:55,545 Ah. 1019 00:46:56,381 --> 00:46:57,482 Sorry. 1020 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:06,324 If I were a greenie, 1021 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,226 where would I be? 1022 00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:09,294 Oh. 1023 00:47:10,929 --> 00:47:12,931 Ow. Ah. 1024 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,365 Come on. No, no, no. 1025 00:47:14,399 --> 00:47:17,002 Bug bite or no bug bite, 1026 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:19,037 why would he want me to go to Northwestern with him 1027 00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:20,438 if he didn't really like me? 1028 00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,073 Excuse me. 1029 00:47:22,107 --> 00:47:24,309 Hi, hello. Hi. Uh, could you help me here, please? 1030 00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:27,078 I seem to be stuck between a log and a hard place. 1031 00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,646 Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. 1032 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,049 Let me find me a branch or something 1033 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,517 to pry you out of there. 1034 00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:35,186 OK. I'll just wait right here. 1035 00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:37,488 Can I ask you something about this forest? 1036 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,958 Do you know if there are any naturally-occurring endorphins 1037 00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:41,359 found in the plants around here 1038 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:42,961 or in the spores in the air 1039 00:47:42,994 --> 00:47:44,634 that might affect the neurological system? 1040 00:47:45,931 --> 00:47:47,365 Are there what now? 1041 00:47:47,398 --> 00:47:50,101 Oh, you know, weird forest stuff 1042 00:47:50,135 --> 00:47:51,903 that might make people go psycho? 1043 00:47:53,038 --> 00:47:54,439 I hope not. 1044 00:47:54,472 --> 00:47:56,241 Because there are these two guys I'm with 1045 00:47:56,274 --> 00:47:59,077 that are on like this really bad trip. 1046 00:47:59,110 --> 00:48:03,114 They keep running around, taking their clothes off. 1047 00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,450 Acting like gorillas, they might even get violent. 1048 00:48:05,483 --> 00:48:07,218 OK. You know what? Just run along, 1049 00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:09,120 I'll manage this, OK? 1050 00:48:09,154 --> 00:48:10,597 - I'll get unstuck myself. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1051 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:12,357 I didn't mean to scare you. 1052 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,292 I'm Hermione, by the way. 1053 00:48:14,325 --> 00:48:16,527 Hi, I'm, uh, Jack. 1054 00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,063 So you and these bad trip guys, 1055 00:48:18,096 --> 00:48:19,064 what are you doing out here? 1056 00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:20,365 Well, 1057 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:24,069 we're trying to find an artifact. 1058 00:48:24,102 --> 00:48:25,136 Oh. 1059 00:48:25,170 --> 00:48:26,537 Oh, are you OK? 1060 00:48:26,571 --> 00:48:28,606 - An artifact? - Yeah. 1061 00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:30,141 We're being financed by a lawyer 1062 00:48:30,175 --> 00:48:32,110 to keep some jackass from buying this forest 1063 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:33,578 and bulldozing it. 1064 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:35,280 McQueen. 1065 00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:37,448 I thought we were getting pretty close 1066 00:48:37,482 --> 00:48:39,985 until the guys started acting all Looney Tunes. 1067 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,519 Pretty close? Pretty close where? 1068 00:48:41,552 --> 00:48:42,552 Near the waterfall. 1069 00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:45,957 Can I ask you something else? 1070 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:48,193 If someone clearly liked you 1071 00:48:48,226 --> 00:48:50,561 and they complimented you all the time 1072 00:48:50,595 --> 00:48:52,563 which he did and then 1073 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:54,199 all of a sudden they just stopped 1074 00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:57,268 and started insulting you, actually, 1075 00:48:57,302 --> 00:48:59,070 wouldn't that kind of confuse you? 1076 00:48:59,104 --> 00:49:00,738 Big waterfall or little waterfall? 1077 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:03,108 And then if you had to stand there 1078 00:49:03,141 --> 00:49:05,110 and watch him fall for someone else, 1079 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,212 wouldn't that make you jealous? 1080 00:49:07,245 --> 00:49:08,613 Even if you weren't sure how 1081 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:11,049 you felt about him in the first place? 1082 00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:12,350 Waterfall, which way? 1083 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:15,020 And wouldn't it really stir you up 1084 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,355 if you realized you might be losing something 1085 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,124 you weren't even sure you wanted? 1086 00:49:19,157 --> 00:49:21,359 I mean, am I crazy 1087 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:23,694 or is it love? I... 1088 00:49:23,728 --> 00:49:25,130 Which way? 1089 00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,432 - There, there. - Yeah. 1090 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,599 OK. Yeah, thanks, kid. 1091 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:30,268 Good luck with the bad trip guys. 1092 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:31,702 Is in love? 1093 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,639 I... Oh... 1094 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:36,407 How? 1095 00:49:36,441 --> 00:49:37,742 Oh. 1096 00:49:40,611 --> 00:49:43,014 Hey. Thanks. 1097 00:49:43,048 --> 00:49:44,115 You really helped me. 1098 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,041 I'm more tired than I thought. 1099 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:16,714 OK. 1100 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:22,320 I'm just gonna rest. 1101 00:50:30,695 --> 00:50:32,363 Hi. 1102 00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:34,199 - Where's Hermione? - I couldn't find her. 1103 00:50:34,232 --> 00:50:36,167 I missed you too much. Packing up, is he? 1104 00:50:36,201 --> 00:50:38,069 You told him to go? Good riddance. 1105 00:50:38,103 --> 00:50:39,470 We're all gonna pack up and go. 1106 00:50:39,504 --> 00:50:41,506 - Get your stuff. - Oh, no, no, wait a second. 1107 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:42,783 Look, don't you feel that your marriage 1108 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:45,110 has run its course? I mean with me, 1109 00:50:45,143 --> 00:50:46,311 you can have a fresh start. 1110 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:47,378 Just think. 1111 00:50:47,412 --> 00:50:49,847 Every morning we would awaken, 1112 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,217 and it would be like our wedding day. 1113 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:53,551 Every night, 1114 00:50:53,584 --> 00:50:55,153 would be like our honeymoon. 1115 00:50:55,186 --> 00:50:58,089 - Zander, honestly... - Zander, you and me, 1116 00:50:58,123 --> 00:51:00,725 - we need to talk. - Yes, we do. Right now. 1117 00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:02,760 Well, we all need to talk 1118 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,130 as we walk and look for Hermione. 1119 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,564 Pack up the stuff 1120 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:08,333 and douse that fire. 1121 00:51:08,366 --> 00:51:09,400 This isn't over. 1122 00:51:09,434 --> 00:51:11,236 Not by a long shot. 1123 00:51:12,837 --> 00:51:15,206 Haven't you gotten it by now? 1124 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,108 You're not nearly mature enough for Helen. 1125 00:51:17,142 --> 00:51:19,277 Oh, maturity is a process. 1126 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,345 Passion on the other hand 1127 00:51:20,378 --> 00:51:21,412 cannot be taught. 1128 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:22,513 OK. 1129 00:51:22,547 --> 00:51:24,682 Less talking more walking. 1130 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:26,317 - Hermione? - So you don't think 1131 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:28,286 I have any passion, huh? 1132 00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,530 I know you don't have any passion. 1133 00:51:29,554 --> 00:51:30,888 Well, 1134 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,723 how's this for passion? 1135 00:51:32,757 --> 00:51:34,459 - Oh. - Hermione? 1136 00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:36,337 Oh, really, professor? You're gonna stoop to this? 1137 00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:37,728 Oh, you're the one who told me 1138 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,764 a man needs to fight for the woman he loves. 1139 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,837 Wait, whoa, guys, guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, no, 1140 00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:43,910 you don't need to fight for me, nothing like that, OK? 1141 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,137 Come on. 1142 00:51:46,171 --> 00:51:48,539 I mean, no one's ever fought for me before 1143 00:51:48,573 --> 00:51:50,275 but seriously, what are you gonna do? 1144 00:51:50,308 --> 00:51:51,409 Joust for my handkerchief? 1145 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,643 Is that right? 1146 00:51:54,245 --> 00:51:55,713 - This is on, this is on. - Enough. 1147 00:51:55,746 --> 00:51:57,348 Hermione? 1148 00:51:57,382 --> 00:51:58,783 Hermione? 1149 00:51:58,816 --> 00:52:00,185 - Hermione? - Oh. 1150 00:52:01,419 --> 00:52:02,820 - Yeah. - Oh. 1151 00:52:02,853 --> 00:52:03,888 Now, all right. 1152 00:52:03,921 --> 00:52:05,590 - All right. - Why you... 1153 00:52:05,623 --> 00:52:07,525 - You asked for it. - You'll regret 1154 00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:08,793 Hey, 1155 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:10,928 are you kidding me? What? 1156 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,439 Can't you see? You're upsetting Helen. 1157 00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,764 I'm not upsetting Helen. 1158 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,600 Stop! Ugh. 1159 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,268 You fight like a grandma. 1160 00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:18,436 Ah, you're so ugly. 1161 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,770 Ah. 1162 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,406 You smell like a grandpa's foot. 1163 00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:22,873 Now, I'm gonna make you squeal 1164 00:52:22,907 --> 00:52:24,475 - like a little girl. - What? 1165 00:52:24,509 --> 00:52:25,949 - Don't cry, don't cry. - Stop. Stop. 1166 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:27,545 You're really gonna hurt each other! 1167 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,551 Get up, get up now. 1168 00:52:33,584 --> 00:52:34,619 - All right. - OK. 1169 00:52:34,652 --> 00:52:35,686 Let's see... let's see 1170 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,655 if you are as slow 1171 00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,657 as you are weak, huh? 1172 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:40,758 Ooh, a foot race? 1173 00:52:40,791 --> 00:52:41,835 - Ready, set, go. - No. Hey, no. 1174 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,294 No, no, no. 1175 00:52:43,328 --> 00:52:44,895 Guys... 1176 00:52:44,929 --> 00:52:47,865 - I'm so good at that. - Oh, now as fun as this is, 1177 00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:49,867 it's getting exhausting. 1178 00:52:51,269 --> 00:52:52,470 Guys. 1179 00:52:57,542 --> 00:52:58,676 That girl wasn't joking 1180 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,312 about those bad trip guys. 1181 00:53:01,346 --> 00:53:02,346 Woo. 1182 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:09,554 Oh, my gosh. 1183 00:53:12,623 --> 00:53:16,527 Oh, my gosh. 1184 00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,229 Oh. 1185 00:53:18,263 --> 00:53:20,265 Oh, OK, let me think about this. 1186 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:21,599 Think about it, think about it. 1187 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:24,802 OK. If you turn it in, you're a hero. 1188 00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,671 Oh, but you lose the land. 1189 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:27,705 OK. OK. 1190 00:53:27,738 --> 00:53:29,807 But if I get rid of it, 1191 00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,008 I'm a criminal 1192 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,811 and I'm set for life. 1193 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:36,013 Oh, what to do? 1194 00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,648 What to do? 1195 00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:48,593 Easiest decision I ever made. 1196 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:53,998 Demetri? 1197 00:53:54,031 --> 00:53:54,999 Zander? 1198 00:53:55,032 --> 00:53:56,467 - Helen. - Hermione. 1199 00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:58,303 Oh, there you are, finally. 1200 00:53:58,336 --> 00:53:59,670 Oh, my gosh, thank goodness. 1201 00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:01,005 I was really worried about you. 1202 00:54:01,038 --> 00:54:02,440 Yeah, sorry. 1203 00:54:02,473 --> 00:54:03,508 I got turned around. 1204 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,042 This forest is... 1205 00:54:05,075 --> 00:54:06,311 - kind of confusing. - Yeah. 1206 00:54:06,344 --> 00:54:07,845 And here, I just... 1207 00:54:07,878 --> 00:54:09,514 oh. 1208 00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,849 Look, I'm sorry about the way I left, professor. 1209 00:54:11,882 --> 00:54:13,618 Don't worry about it. 1210 00:54:15,786 --> 00:54:16,921 Where are the guys? 1211 00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:18,989 Well, I was hoping around here. 1212 00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,691 They were fighting 1213 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:22,059 and then they ran off 1214 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:24,662 and, uh... it's like herding cats with these two. 1215 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:26,964 Fighting? What'd they do, get out their diplomas 1216 00:54:26,997 --> 00:54:28,666 and give each other paper cuts? 1217 00:54:28,699 --> 00:54:30,735 Yeah, well, however, 1218 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,303 we may have lost our last chance 1219 00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:35,373 of saving this forest. 1220 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,774 Well, 1221 00:54:36,807 --> 00:54:38,676 I don't wanna give up. 1222 00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:39,886 We still have a little bit of time, 1223 00:54:39,910 --> 00:54:42,046 what do you say, huh? 1224 00:54:42,079 --> 00:54:44,315 Well, I'll tell you what? 1225 00:54:44,349 --> 00:54:45,683 We find the guys 1226 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,718 and tie them to a tree if we have to 1227 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,754 and we continue the search ourselves. 1228 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,423 - Huh, deal. - Good. 1229 00:54:52,457 --> 00:54:54,759 You know, for all of their insanity, 1230 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:56,694 what would we do without men? 1231 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:58,696 Oh, well the world would be 1232 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:00,865 half as populated, crime free, 1233 00:55:00,898 --> 00:55:03,334 and a lot more organized. 1234 00:55:06,504 --> 00:55:07,872 Puka. 1235 00:55:12,777 --> 00:55:13,978 Puka. 1236 00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:18,449 To blow it up 1237 00:55:18,483 --> 00:55:19,817 or not to blow it up? 1238 00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:22,353 That ain't even a question. 1239 00:55:22,387 --> 00:55:23,454 Ka-bam. 1240 00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,098 Ms. McQueen? 1241 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:39,069 Ms. McQueen? 1242 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,571 Ms. McQueen, wake up. 1243 00:55:42,873 --> 00:55:44,475 Mr. Button? 1244 00:55:44,509 --> 00:55:46,109 Ms. McQueen, what are you doing out here? 1245 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,581 Oh, I'm a little dizzy. 1246 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,016 - Are you OK? - I... 1247 00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,857 Uh, I don't know. 1248 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,526 Level with me, McQueen, 1249 00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:04,061 do you have a team out here looking for a tiki? 1250 00:56:04,094 --> 00:56:05,630 Yes. 1251 00:56:05,663 --> 00:56:06,631 Yes, I do. 1252 00:56:06,664 --> 00:56:08,499 Yes, yeah, I knew it. 1253 00:56:08,533 --> 00:56:11,502 I'm not surprised you're on top of things. 1254 00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:13,070 Your filings show how smart you've been 1255 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:14,405 all this time, 1256 00:56:14,439 --> 00:56:16,173 not a comma out of place. 1257 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:17,775 You went through my filings? 1258 00:56:17,808 --> 00:56:19,810 They are a matter of public record 1259 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,813 but there is something else 1260 00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:25,650 I just can't quite remember what it was... 1261 00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:27,884 Nick. 1262 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:30,988 Nick? 1263 00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:32,423 What are we friends now? 1264 00:56:32,457 --> 00:56:33,534 Look you're trying to ruin me 1265 00:56:33,558 --> 00:56:34,992 remember that, McQueen? 1266 00:56:35,025 --> 00:56:36,193 Aren't you the one who said 1267 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,529 we don't need to be adversaries? 1268 00:56:44,001 --> 00:56:45,603 Right now, I don't feel like 1269 00:56:45,636 --> 00:56:47,738 being your adversary. 1270 00:56:47,772 --> 00:56:49,640 In fact... 1271 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,743 I feel... 1272 00:56:57,682 --> 00:56:59,450 wonderful. 1273 00:56:59,484 --> 00:57:00,551 Woo. 1274 00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:07,792 Oh, this forest is so beautiful. 1275 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:11,662 Yeah, yeah, it's a forest. 1276 00:57:11,696 --> 00:57:13,764 It's the most beautiful forest 1277 00:57:13,798 --> 00:57:15,833 in the whole world. 1278 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,835 I've never really seen it before. 1279 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:23,574 I spent my whole career dealing with people like you 1280 00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:26,043 but I don't wanna fight with you right now, Nick. 1281 00:57:27,612 --> 00:57:28,879 What's happening to me? 1282 00:57:28,913 --> 00:57:31,115 Hell if I know. 1283 00:57:33,017 --> 00:57:35,753 Hell if I know... 1284 00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:36,987 Tanya. 1285 00:57:38,989 --> 00:57:40,090 Tanya? 1286 00:57:42,527 --> 00:57:44,094 There's a waterfall, 1287 00:57:44,128 --> 00:57:45,229 up the hill. 1288 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,607 - We could go for a swim. - Oh, yeah. 1289 00:57:46,631 --> 00:57:47,871 No, no, no, I've seen it before. 1290 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,233 But you haven't seen it with me. 1291 00:57:49,266 --> 00:57:51,144 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't have a suit or anything 1292 00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:52,269 so we can't really. 1293 00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:55,573 And that's a problem because? 1294 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:01,778 Hermione, 1295 00:58:03,147 --> 00:58:04,649 you know that it's my husband 1296 00:58:04,682 --> 00:58:05,883 that I love, right? 1297 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,818 You know I never encouraged Zander, 1298 00:58:07,852 --> 00:58:09,754 top to toe, I mean, he's a fine young man. 1299 00:58:09,787 --> 00:58:11,522 I think I'm starting to see 1300 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:12,957 how fine he is 1301 00:58:12,990 --> 00:58:15,860 or was anyway. 1302 00:58:17,662 --> 00:58:19,263 I guess I just got weirded out 1303 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:21,098 seeing him chase you. 1304 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:24,068 I'm used to guys, you know... 1305 00:58:24,101 --> 00:58:26,136 Chasing you, that's OK. 1306 00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,840 I remember when guys used to chase me 1307 00:58:29,874 --> 00:58:31,576 when I was young. 1308 00:58:31,609 --> 00:58:34,545 Well, Demetri really. 1309 00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:37,548 He saw me for... 1310 00:58:37,582 --> 00:58:39,116 what I really was and, 1311 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:40,718 you know, 1312 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:43,287 and he was so kind 1313 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:45,656 and smart. 1314 00:58:45,690 --> 00:58:47,257 Like Zander. 1315 00:58:47,291 --> 00:58:49,059 Hmm. 1316 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:52,162 I just hope the guys are OK. 1317 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:54,198 I don't want Zander to get hurt... 1318 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,035 ever. 1319 00:58:58,068 --> 00:59:00,638 Hi, Helen, my darling. 1320 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:02,873 Helen, my sweetheart. 1321 00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,812 Where is that tree we can tie them to again? 1322 00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:13,017 Isn't this just beautiful? 1323 00:59:15,085 --> 00:59:16,186 Whoever made this paradise 1324 00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:18,889 wanted us to be happy, Nick. 1325 00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,024 I know I'm happy, 1326 00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:22,158 aren't you? 1327 00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,795 Happy? 1328 00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:26,997 I don't... 1329 00:59:27,031 --> 00:59:28,232 wait, hold it, 1330 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:29,265 hold on a second here. 1331 00:59:31,769 --> 00:59:33,938 I must be losing my mind. 1332 00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:36,106 You're trying to entrap me. 1333 00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:38,008 You... one minute, you're trying to shut me down 1334 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:39,276 and the next you're acting like 1335 00:59:39,309 --> 00:59:40,811 you're falling in love with me. 1336 00:59:40,845 --> 00:59:43,380 Oh, love. 1337 00:59:46,016 --> 00:59:47,217 What is love? 1338 00:59:47,251 --> 00:59:48,986 I... to tell you the truth, 1339 00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:52,256 I've never really even thought about it. 1340 00:59:56,661 --> 00:59:58,195 Is it a curse? 1341 00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:00,731 Is it a blessing? 1342 01:00:00,765 --> 01:00:02,199 Can we ever figure it out? 1343 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:05,970 Are we supposed to figure it out? 1344 01:00:06,003 --> 01:00:09,807 I've been able to figure everything out in my life. 1345 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,879 And right now, I can't figure this out. 1346 01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:18,849 Isn't that wonderful? 1347 01:00:18,883 --> 01:00:19,883 McQueen. 1348 01:00:22,887 --> 01:00:23,887 Tanya. 1349 01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,193 The thing is, 1350 01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,730 the way I feel right now, 1351 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:37,034 I think it's happening to me 1352 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,005 with you. 1353 01:00:41,038 --> 01:00:44,041 You talked about how you spent your whole life fighting. 1354 01:00:44,074 --> 01:00:45,843 I'm sure that's why your hands are so strong, 1355 01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:47,377 they've had to be. 1356 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:49,413 And so are mine, 1357 01:00:49,446 --> 01:00:52,049 we are so similar in so many ways. 1358 01:00:52,082 --> 01:00:55,720 Think of the team we would make if we were on the same side. 1359 01:00:57,254 --> 01:01:00,791 My social consciousness, your business skills, 1360 01:01:00,825 --> 01:01:02,960 we would be unstoppable 1361 01:01:02,993 --> 01:01:03,993 in everything, 1362 01:01:05,963 --> 01:01:06,963 Nick. 1363 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,032 McQueen... 1364 01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:11,034 Tanya, 1365 01:01:12,837 --> 01:01:16,073 look, you are a beautiful woman 1366 01:01:17,274 --> 01:01:19,109 in so many ways... 1367 01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:20,143 and you... 1368 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:25,816 you do me an honor that I don't deserve. 1369 01:01:25,850 --> 01:01:27,427 It almost makes me wanna confess something. 1370 01:01:27,451 --> 01:01:29,319 Well, let me go first. 1371 01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:35,092 It's been a long time since I've been kissed. 1372 01:01:36,393 --> 01:01:37,895 And right here in this forest, 1373 01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:40,731 it would be the perfect opportunity. 1374 01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:43,868 Now, you go. 1375 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:48,472 How about... 1376 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:54,078 no, wait, just give me a second, 1377 01:01:54,111 --> 01:01:56,180 you know, to think. 1378 01:01:57,915 --> 01:02:00,084 I'm not going anywhere. 1379 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:06,490 Zander and I have stopped fighting 1380 01:02:06,523 --> 01:02:09,193 because we've come to a conclusion. 1381 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:11,328 You have to choose between us, once and for all. 1382 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:13,497 Oh, shut up. 1383 01:02:13,530 --> 01:02:18,035 Helen, Helen, my days of taking you for granted 1384 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:19,770 are done. 1385 01:02:19,804 --> 01:02:23,473 We'll start our love afresh, and this will be day one. 1386 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:26,977 My feelings for Hermione were merely 1387 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:28,145 an infatuation. 1388 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:29,255 I put you up on a pedestal, 1389 01:02:29,279 --> 01:02:30,347 ignored your flaws. 1390 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:31,882 But now I realize 1391 01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:33,450 I'm meant for deeper love. 1392 01:02:35,052 --> 01:02:36,887 Oh, my gosh. 1393 01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:44,461 Oh. 1394 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:52,502 I'm very angry about this, Puka. 1395 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,204 How can you be angry about love? 1396 01:02:54,238 --> 01:02:55,439 This is not love. 1397 01:02:55,472 --> 01:02:57,041 This is chaos. 1398 01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,278 The ho'ola'i vine, 1399 01:03:01,311 --> 01:03:03,013 the pollen from the flowers 1400 01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:04,314 mixed in with this rain 1401 01:03:04,348 --> 01:03:05,382 might help them. 1402 01:03:05,415 --> 01:03:07,384 If only we could gather them 1403 01:03:07,417 --> 01:03:08,853 all under the flowers. 1404 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,054 No problem. 1405 01:03:12,857 --> 01:03:14,224 Let's go, guys. 1406 01:03:14,258 --> 01:03:15,425 Let's get out of here. 1407 01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:17,962 Everyone under the tree. 1408 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:37,207 What did you do to me? 1409 01:04:38,508 --> 01:04:40,945 What did I do to you? 1410 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:42,578 You were the one who was coming on to me. 1411 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:46,283 - I was, wasn't I? - Yeah. 1412 01:04:46,316 --> 01:04:48,352 I must have eaten some bad sushi. 1413 01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:50,254 Oh, oh, yeah, that must have been it, yeah. 1414 01:04:50,287 --> 01:04:51,621 Thank you very much. 1415 01:04:51,655 --> 01:04:53,523 Wait, you were about to confess something. 1416 01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:55,525 Oh, uh-uh, uh-uh lady. 1417 01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,237 I'm not gonna fall for your tricks again, OK? 1418 01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:58,295 That's not happening. 1419 01:05:00,064 --> 01:05:02,432 I must apologize for my complete 1420 01:05:02,466 --> 01:05:03,533 lack of professionalism, 1421 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:07,237 but whatever was happening to me, 1422 01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,481 doesn't change the fact that there's something 1423 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:10,374 extraordinary about this forest. 1424 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,609 You have to see that now. 1425 01:05:12,642 --> 01:05:16,380 I'm asking you again, hold off your development until it can be studied. 1426 01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:19,316 Come on, that's been your game the whole time, 1427 01:05:19,349 --> 01:05:21,285 hasn't it? Yeah. 1428 01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:23,420 Your people didn't find any artifacts here, 1429 01:05:23,453 --> 01:05:25,322 did they? 1430 01:05:25,355 --> 01:05:27,457 No, no, I didn't think so. 1431 01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:29,093 And they never will. 1432 01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:31,228 Wait, 1433 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,230 the real reason I came here, 1434 01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:34,999 uh, in my altered state, 1435 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:37,467 I couldn't quite remember 1436 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:38,501 what it was. 1437 01:05:39,769 --> 01:05:42,306 But here, I wanted you to see this. 1438 01:05:53,017 --> 01:05:54,017 How? 1439 01:05:55,052 --> 01:05:56,320 Where did you get this? 1440 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,222 That took some doing 1441 01:05:58,255 --> 01:06:01,158 but it's from a newspaper archive. 1442 01:06:01,191 --> 01:06:03,994 That's the farm you were talking about, isn't it? 1443 01:06:04,028 --> 01:06:05,662 And it was here on Kauai. 1444 01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,564 That boy, that's you. 1445 01:06:07,597 --> 01:06:10,034 I haven't seen this picture in 30 years. 1446 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:13,303 Your background is practically non-existent. 1447 01:06:13,337 --> 01:06:15,139 It's because you changed your last name. 1448 01:06:15,172 --> 01:06:16,173 Why? 1449 01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:20,444 Why does anyone? 1450 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:22,778 To start over. 1451 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:27,551 This is my grandpa's farm. 1452 01:06:29,619 --> 01:06:31,788 My dad, he worked like a dog to save it 1453 01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:35,492 and when the bottom dropped out 1454 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,294 of the sugar cane market it, uh, 1455 01:06:37,327 --> 01:06:39,029 it ruined him. 1456 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:42,332 He was a good man, 1457 01:06:42,366 --> 01:06:45,135 and he deserved better than that. 1458 01:06:50,507 --> 01:06:52,676 You think this changes anything? 1459 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:55,212 Uh-uh. 1460 01:06:55,245 --> 01:06:56,413 This picture, 1461 01:06:56,446 --> 01:06:58,715 this is why 1462 01:06:58,748 --> 01:07:00,217 I wanna develop the land 1463 01:07:00,250 --> 01:07:02,186 so I can prove that you could actually 1464 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:03,653 make a living off it. 1465 01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:06,323 This island has always been your home, 1466 01:07:06,356 --> 01:07:08,192 doesn't it still speak to you? 1467 01:07:08,225 --> 01:07:10,794 Memories are all about the past. 1468 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,235 And that's where they belong. 1469 01:07:33,150 --> 01:07:35,185 I feel like I just woke up from the weirdest dream. 1470 01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:36,286 I was as... 1471 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:39,123 I was running around and then, 1472 01:07:39,156 --> 01:07:40,533 I got in a fight with Professor Shuler. 1473 01:07:40,557 --> 01:07:42,058 Did I hurt him? 1474 01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:45,695 I completely sidetracked our search. 1475 01:07:45,729 --> 01:07:47,364 We have to get back out there right now. 1476 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,767 - We need to get back to... - Whoa, oh, slow down. 1477 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,702 We need to get whatever went through you time 1478 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,838 to fully dissipate. 1479 01:07:54,871 --> 01:07:56,873 - Yeah. - Here. 1480 01:07:56,906 --> 01:07:58,408 Here's some water. 1481 01:07:59,676 --> 01:08:01,145 Thanks. 1482 01:08:05,449 --> 01:08:07,227 There were a few things that you said, Zander. 1483 01:08:07,251 --> 01:08:09,386 I know. 1484 01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:10,754 OK. And I'm so sorry. 1485 01:08:10,787 --> 01:08:14,391 No. They were all things that I needed to hear, 1486 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,327 about you 1487 01:08:17,361 --> 01:08:18,795 putting me on a pedestal for one. 1488 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,131 Oh, this is so humiliating. 1489 01:08:21,165 --> 01:08:22,632 Shouldn't be, 1490 01:08:22,666 --> 01:08:25,402 not for you at least. 1491 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:28,605 You see, the thing is, 1492 01:08:29,873 --> 01:08:31,441 I knew that I was, I just... 1493 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:35,111 I guess I got used to it 1494 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:38,248 and I took it for granted. 1495 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:43,153 Then there were my flaws 1496 01:08:43,187 --> 01:08:45,589 that you were all too happy to point out. 1497 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:48,525 - Hermione. - Zander, you were right. 1498 01:08:50,927 --> 01:08:52,696 And I guess my worst flaw of all 1499 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:56,233 was that I was just shamelessly flirting with you... 1500 01:08:57,867 --> 01:09:01,305 and I didn't care about how it might confuse you, 1501 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:02,839 or make you feel. 1502 01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:05,909 - It's OK. - No. 1503 01:09:07,544 --> 01:09:10,180 I owe you an apology. 1504 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:14,884 And I guess all this craziness 1505 01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,686 actually worked out because it taught me 1506 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,788 something really important. 1507 01:09:20,424 --> 01:09:21,925 And that's... 1508 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,294 what it's like to have real affection for someone 1509 01:09:24,328 --> 01:09:28,698 and... to not have it returned. 1510 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,166 And it's awful, 1511 01:09:31,335 --> 01:09:33,437 really, really awful. 1512 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:38,807 Yeah. 1513 01:09:42,879 --> 01:09:44,180 And I was scared. 1514 01:09:48,518 --> 01:09:50,487 I was scared that... 1515 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,855 because of the way that I'd been 1516 01:09:51,888 --> 01:09:54,591 that I had lost you. 1517 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:55,624 No. 1518 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,229 And that felt even worse. 1519 01:10:04,568 --> 01:10:06,670 I have like... My hands are shaking. 1520 01:10:06,703 --> 01:10:07,804 Oh, no, it's just because 1521 01:10:07,837 --> 01:10:11,308 you're cold and you're wet. 1522 01:10:11,341 --> 01:10:13,810 No, it's not that. 1523 01:10:21,451 --> 01:10:23,687 That deeper, 1524 01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:26,790 more meaningful place you talked about with Helen, 1525 01:10:30,394 --> 01:10:32,262 I don't suppose you'd wanna go there with me. 1526 01:10:33,663 --> 01:10:36,500 I mean, maybe someday. 1527 01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:41,938 I think you already know the answer to that question. 1528 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:45,709 It's just so possible 1529 01:10:47,477 --> 01:10:48,978 that I love you, 1530 01:10:49,012 --> 01:10:50,647 Zander Oakley. 1531 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:53,350 And it's just as possible 1532 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:55,352 that I love you. 1533 01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:30,920 How many fingers? 1534 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:33,890 Two. 1535 01:11:33,923 --> 01:11:35,625 Oh, my shoulders. 1536 01:11:35,659 --> 01:11:38,061 My... what was I... 1537 01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:40,897 Feels like I was wrestling with someone. 1538 01:11:40,930 --> 01:11:43,032 Yeah, Zander. 1539 01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,368 You don't remember? 1540 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:46,670 Zander and I were fighting? 1541 01:11:46,703 --> 01:11:48,004 Oh, my Lord, did I hurt him? 1542 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:51,007 It's a long story. 1543 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:56,045 Oh, on my behavior, I am... I am so sorry. 1544 01:11:57,681 --> 01:12:00,417 I don't have any explanation for any of it. 1545 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:03,387 I just... I don't know where to start with my apologies. 1546 01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:05,088 It's OK. 1547 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,391 Clearly, it wasn't you. 1548 01:12:07,424 --> 01:12:09,993 Oh, well, that's just it, isn't it? 1549 01:12:10,026 --> 01:12:11,026 It was. 1550 01:12:12,061 --> 01:12:13,363 In a way, 1551 01:12:15,432 --> 01:12:17,333 I do remember one thing. 1552 01:12:19,936 --> 01:12:22,706 I remember I made you sad, didn't I? 1553 01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:26,108 You were sad 1554 01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:29,646 that I was paying attention to you only 1555 01:12:29,679 --> 01:12:32,616 because I was out of my mind. 1556 01:12:32,649 --> 01:12:34,083 Well, that's terrible. 1557 01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:37,086 Are you all right? 1558 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:42,559 Are we all right? 1559 01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:46,430 I want us to be. I don't know. 1560 01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:49,466 I mean, it's pretty hard to go from no attention 1561 01:12:49,499 --> 01:12:52,436 to too much attention. 1562 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:54,871 It's... yeah. 1563 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:59,976 Oh, I don't know 1564 01:13:00,009 --> 01:13:02,045 when I started taking you for granted 1565 01:13:02,078 --> 01:13:03,947 but it... it's not right. 1566 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,682 It never has been. 1567 01:13:07,651 --> 01:13:10,554 You know, I was so concerned with what you weren't 1568 01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,457 that I... 1569 01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:17,761 I've really lost track of what you were. 1570 01:13:17,794 --> 01:13:19,463 I'm so, 1571 01:13:19,496 --> 01:13:20,630 so sorry 1572 01:13:21,965 --> 01:13:24,501 that it took whatever happened to me 1573 01:13:24,534 --> 01:13:26,903 to make me say what I've known all along 1574 01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:29,506 and I just haven't told you enough, 1575 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,509 which is that you are the most 1576 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:35,178 important person in my life. 1577 01:13:35,211 --> 01:13:37,747 And I'm gonna spend every day 1578 01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:39,182 proving it to you 1579 01:13:39,215 --> 01:13:40,984 from now on, 1580 01:13:41,017 --> 01:13:43,553 that's my deepest wish. 1581 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,993 Well, you know, 1582 01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:54,030 sometimes, a wish is a good place to start. 1583 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:56,666 - You know what else I remember? - Uh-uh. 1584 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,202 Clear as day, 1585 01:13:59,235 --> 01:14:02,639 it's how beautiful everything was. 1586 01:14:02,672 --> 01:14:04,207 Uh-hmm. 1587 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:06,843 And how it pales 1588 01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,612 next to you. 1589 01:14:10,847 --> 01:14:14,017 Love sees not with the eyes 1590 01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:15,852 but with the mind. 1591 01:14:17,053 --> 01:14:18,688 Therefore, 1592 01:14:18,722 --> 01:14:21,991 is winged Cupid painted blind. 1593 01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:26,630 I love you, Professor Shuler. 1594 01:14:26,663 --> 01:14:29,198 I love you, Professor Shuler. 1595 01:14:36,906 --> 01:14:39,142 ♫ And it's not even 1596 01:14:39,175 --> 01:14:42,078 ♫ Saturday morning 1597 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,863 Ah, another Marry Me flower. 1598 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:13,710 Oh. 1599 01:15:19,315 --> 01:15:21,751 Wow. 1600 01:15:29,025 --> 01:15:30,694 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1601 01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:32,128 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. 1602 01:15:32,161 --> 01:15:33,939 - Hold on a second. - We've said all we have to say. 1603 01:15:33,963 --> 01:15:36,032 No, no, no, Tanya, please. Just give me a minute. 1604 01:15:38,067 --> 01:15:39,736 I know that this has been... 1605 01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:42,271 a crazy day. 1606 01:15:42,305 --> 01:15:46,342 But what you said about this island speaking to me, 1607 01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:48,945 I can't stop thinking about that. 1608 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:52,148 And I don't know why this is happening right now 1609 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:54,618 but I think it has something to do with you. 1610 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:57,687 Is that so? 1611 01:15:57,721 --> 01:15:59,188 Yeah. 1612 01:15:59,222 --> 01:16:02,792 This forest, it isn't just any forest. 1613 01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:05,795 I used to play here when I was a kid. 1614 01:16:05,829 --> 01:16:07,864 I mean, this whole corner of the island 1615 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,767 was like our own personal playground. 1616 01:16:12,101 --> 01:16:14,170 And my brothers and my sisters and I, 1617 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:17,306 we would come and we would play 1618 01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:19,876 hide and go seek out here. 1619 01:16:19,909 --> 01:16:22,946 I remember smelling 1620 01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:24,213 the leftover sugar cane 1621 01:16:24,247 --> 01:16:26,015 burning in the cane fields 1622 01:16:27,784 --> 01:16:29,653 and laying down and looking up 1623 01:16:29,686 --> 01:16:32,155 at a trillion stars. 1624 01:16:32,188 --> 01:16:35,892 I mean, the sky is like lace above us. 1625 01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:37,627 I haven't thought about that 1626 01:16:37,661 --> 01:16:39,663 in the longest time. 1627 01:16:47,704 --> 01:16:50,640 I started to confess something earlier to you. 1628 01:16:52,408 --> 01:16:55,144 And it's time that I did. 1629 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:57,246 And I know I'm gonna hit myself in the morning. 1630 01:17:05,021 --> 01:17:06,756 OK. 1631 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:08,858 You know how you said that this land is sacred? 1632 01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:12,862 Well, you were right. 1633 01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:15,965 That artifact that your friends were looking for, 1634 01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:18,101 I found it. 1635 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:19,903 - You what? - Yeah. 1636 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,938 It's a carved stone tiki 1637 01:17:21,971 --> 01:17:23,282 and I found it here in the forest. 1638 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:25,842 I threw it in the waterfall, 1639 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:27,376 but I'll show you exactly where it is 1640 01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:30,346 and I will give up any rights 1641 01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:31,347 I have to this land. 1642 01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:33,249 Oh, my gosh. 1643 01:17:33,282 --> 01:17:34,818 Do you know what this means? 1644 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,021 All too well. 1645 01:17:38,054 --> 01:17:40,256 And look, I'll take any consequence they give me. 1646 01:17:40,289 --> 01:17:41,891 I'll pay any fine, 1647 01:17:41,925 --> 01:17:44,260 but I cannot fight 1648 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:46,930 an entire forest anymore. 1649 01:17:48,865 --> 01:17:49,865 Not anymore. 1650 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:51,868 Nick. 1651 01:17:51,901 --> 01:17:53,336 Why now? 1652 01:17:57,741 --> 01:18:00,076 I don't know. 1653 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,245 But I think you have something to do with this. 1654 01:18:05,481 --> 01:18:08,117 I think you should give yourself a little credit. 1655 01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:13,456 Who would have thought that I'd do the right thing? 1656 01:18:14,958 --> 01:18:16,860 Me. 1657 01:18:16,893 --> 01:18:18,762 Malama 'aina, right? 1658 01:18:21,330 --> 01:18:23,800 Take care of the land. 1659 01:18:30,874 --> 01:18:32,108 Boss, boss, that Nick guy, 1660 01:18:32,141 --> 01:18:34,010 he found a tiki. 1661 01:18:34,043 --> 01:18:36,012 He what? Are you sure? 1662 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:38,047 Yeah, he was hiding it but he just confessed. 1663 01:18:38,081 --> 01:18:39,448 - You know why? - Why? 1664 01:18:39,482 --> 01:18:42,952 Because I made him fall in love with the forest. 1665 01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:44,788 How did you do that? 1666 01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:47,957 I dosed him with the Marry Me flower. 1667 01:18:47,991 --> 01:18:50,026 This is not the Marry Me flower. 1668 01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,961 This is good for athlete's foot. 1669 01:18:51,995 --> 01:18:53,196 Athlete's foot? 1670 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:54,297 So we have until tomorrow 1671 01:18:54,330 --> 01:18:55,832 to find an artifact. 1672 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:57,466 Yeah, but even if we pass the deadline, 1673 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:00,036 doesn't mean we have to stop searching. 1674 01:19:00,069 --> 01:19:02,405 We should get the guys looked at. 1675 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:05,241 - Who knows what they'll find? - Are you good? 1676 01:19:05,274 --> 01:19:06,776 You mean like a toxin 1677 01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,244 or a foreign substance of some kind? 1678 01:19:09,879 --> 01:19:11,280 More like a dream 1679 01:19:11,314 --> 01:19:13,149 past the wit of man 1680 01:19:13,182 --> 01:19:16,152 to say what dream it was. 1681 01:19:17,821 --> 01:19:20,156 Oh, we're back in cell phone range. 1682 01:19:20,189 --> 01:19:21,991 Tanya, hi. 1683 01:19:22,025 --> 01:19:23,893 We... what? 1684 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:25,494 What? 1685 01:19:25,528 --> 01:19:27,306 - What, what, what, what, what? - That's amazing news. 1686 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:28,832 What's going on? What's happening? 1687 01:19:28,865 --> 01:19:30,409 They found a tiki. Somebody found a tiki. 1688 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,168 - They what? - Oh, my gosh. 1689 01:19:32,201 --> 01:19:33,870 - Yes. - Are you even kidding me? 1690 01:19:41,845 --> 01:19:42,979 Let's go. 1691 01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,406 What a beautiful specimen. 1692 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:13,042 Absolutely. 1693 01:20:13,076 --> 01:20:14,377 Uh, how old? 1694 01:20:14,410 --> 01:20:16,112 About 500 years. 1695 01:20:17,881 --> 01:20:19,382 The fine I paid, 1696 01:20:19,415 --> 01:20:21,350 public service I did, 1697 01:20:21,384 --> 01:20:23,920 it was worth it to make this happen. 1698 01:20:23,953 --> 01:20:25,554 You had a good lawyer. 1699 01:20:25,588 --> 01:20:27,490 I'm the luckiest man in Hawaii. 1700 01:20:27,523 --> 01:20:31,160 No, you're the luckiest man in the world. 1701 01:20:31,194 --> 01:20:34,230 So what exactly does this tiki represent again? 1702 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:37,901 It's a tribute to La'au Lapa'au. 1703 01:20:37,934 --> 01:20:39,869 The power of healing. 1704 01:20:53,016 --> 01:20:54,017 Thank you. 1705 01:20:57,420 --> 01:20:58,888 Mahalo. 1706 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:04,227 I guess all is well that ends well, eh, boss? 1707 01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:06,162 No thanks to you, Puka. 1708 01:21:06,195 --> 01:21:08,664 I think a lot of thanks to me. 1709 01:21:08,697 --> 01:21:11,167 Just don't ever do it again. 1710 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:13,970 Who, me? I wouldn't dream of it. 1711 01:21:50,306 --> 01:21:53,242 ♫ It was a story ♫ 1712 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:56,679 ♫ That someone once told me ♫ 1713 01:21:56,712 --> 01:22:01,317 ♫ It said love that's true Comes back to you ♫ 1714 01:22:01,350 --> 01:22:03,119 ♫ You set me free ♫ 1715 01:22:03,152 --> 01:22:06,389 ♫ And I am learning ♫ 1716 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:10,326 ♫ Sometimes fate has a plan ♫ 1717 01:22:10,359 --> 01:22:13,462 ♫ So I've been Waiting patiently ♫ 1718 01:22:13,496 --> 01:22:17,000 ♫ For love to come again ♫ 1719 01:22:17,033 --> 01:22:19,235 ♫ You here with me ♫ 1720 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:23,606 ♫ Feels like destiny ♫ 1721 01:22:25,408 --> 01:22:29,245 ♫ Playing out its hand ♫ 1722 01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:33,016 ♫ We promised ♫ 1723 01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,518 ♫ To hold on tight forever ♫ 1724 01:22:35,551 --> 01:22:38,554 ♫ When I let go And you let go ♫ 1725 01:22:38,587 --> 01:22:42,191 ♫ And lost one another ♫ 1726 01:22:42,225 --> 01:22:46,129 ♫ And we were broken ♫ 1727 01:22:46,162 --> 01:22:48,531 ♫ And hanging on by a wire 1728 01:22:48,564 --> 01:22:51,667 ♫ We didn't know how ♫ 1729 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:55,338 ♫ To pull our love out From the fire ♫ 1730 01:22:55,371 --> 01:22:58,707 ♫ By the grace Of something bigger ♫ 1731 01:22:58,741 --> 01:23:02,311 ♫ We are back again together ♫ 1732 01:23:02,345 --> 01:23:05,614 ♫ Now I know I'll never ♫ 1733 01:23:05,648 --> 01:23:10,253 ♫ Ever let you go again ♫ 1734 01:23:17,693 --> 01:23:19,362 ♫ I will never ♫ 1735 01:23:19,395 --> 01:23:22,765 ♫ Let you go again ♫ 1736 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:32,441 ♫ I will never ♫ 1737 01:23:32,475 --> 01:23:35,611 ♫ Let you go again ♫ 1738 01:23:43,652 --> 01:23:45,388 ♫ I will never ♫ 1739 01:23:45,421 --> 01:23:48,791 ♫ Let you go again ♫ 1740 01:23:56,732 --> 01:23:58,401 ♫ I will never ♫ 1741 01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:02,205 ♫ Let you go again ♫ 117876

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