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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:50,767 --> 00:00:53,645 Man 1: It's for you. 2 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:56,439 Man 2: Come to us. 3 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:59,150 Join us. 4 00:03:17,789 --> 00:03:20,291 Hear that, spike? Lady luck's calling your name. 5 00:03:20,458 --> 00:03:22,460 Big pot here. You in or out? 6 00:03:22,627 --> 00:03:25,672 I'm tapped. I can't cover the bet. 7 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,300 We'll make an exception. The pink slip on your Harley. 8 00:03:29,467 --> 00:03:32,345 What do you say, boys? All right? 9 00:03:32,512 --> 00:03:34,723 Rags: It's okay with me, man. 10 00:03:37,642 --> 00:03:39,060 Marcus: You in or out? 11 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:40,729 What do you say? 12 00:03:44,524 --> 00:03:45,900 I'm in. 13 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:47,444 What do you got? 14 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:53,950 Spike: Flush. 15 00:03:54,451 --> 00:03:56,202 Marcus: Full boat. Rags: Yeah. 16 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:59,247 That's a battleship, dude. 17 00:03:59,414 --> 00:04:01,958 Jeff: Read them and weep, Johnson. 18 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:03,835 Airh ead: Tough luck, spike. 19 00:04:09,174 --> 00:04:11,134 Fuck off, Marcus. 20 00:04:14,179 --> 00:04:16,765 Bring the pink slip by my office tomorrow. 21 00:04:19,559 --> 00:04:22,020 Not if I can come up with the cash by tomorrow. 22 00:04:22,187 --> 00:04:24,314 Reverend: And if by chance you do repent... 23 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:27,567 And if by chance the lord hears your words... 24 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:30,403 Then you shall receive the bounty of the lord... 25 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,907 For he surely works in mysterious ways. 26 00:04:34,073 --> 00:04:37,577 Witness, if you will, the miracle of Christ... 27 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,330 And the loaves of bread and baskets of fish... 28 00:04:40,497 --> 00:04:42,582 In the kingdom of herod. 29 00:04:42,749 --> 00:04:45,084 Open your bibles now, brothers and sisters... 30 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:48,087 To Matthew, chapter 14. 31 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,965 "And at that time, herod the tetrarch... 32 00:04:51,132 --> 00:04:54,844 Heard of the fame of Jesus..." 33 00:04:55,011 --> 00:04:58,807 Parrot: Not on the couch. Lucy: Hoax Arthur wilmoth... 34 00:04:58,973 --> 00:05:01,684 You better not be eating on my sofa, boy. 35 00:05:01,851 --> 00:05:04,145 I'm not, mama. 36 00:05:13,446 --> 00:05:16,074 On down. Down, down. Down, down. 37 00:05:16,241 --> 00:05:20,245 Mama's gonna put the tray down. Down, down. Down, down. Okay. 38 00:05:20,411 --> 00:05:24,207 You just... oh, my. You better not be taking to lying, boy. 39 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:30,338 Where'd you learn that trick from? From your cousin spike? 40 00:05:30,505 --> 00:05:33,842 - No, ma'am. - Reverend: Sweet Jesus! 41 00:05:34,008 --> 00:05:37,512 Oh, hallelujah, reverend. Look at the hair on him. 42 00:05:37,679 --> 00:05:41,641 "And she, being before instructed of her mother, said..." 43 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,018 What are you looking at? 44 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:50,275 You know, when you get your eyeballs popped back into your head, boy... 45 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:52,961 Then why don't you have some of this nice tea I made for you. 46 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:54,821 - You want me to bring it out? - Mmm. 47 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:56,781 Don't "mmm" me. 48 00:06:00,535 --> 00:06:01,995 Don't you even think about it. 49 00:06:34,652 --> 00:06:36,529 J“ riding all night j“ 50 00:06:38,656 --> 00:06:40,491 j“ I'm a wild, wild one j“ 51 00:06:41,701 --> 00:06:43,578 j“ but I do it all right j“ 52 00:06:45,663 --> 00:06:47,624 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 53 00:06:52,754 --> 00:06:54,464 J“ I'm a wild one j“ 54 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:57,717 j“ and I'm riding all night j“ 55 00:06:58,426 --> 00:06:59,469 j“ whool j“ 56 00:06:59,677 --> 00:07:02,513 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 57 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,641 j“ I 7! Do you all right j“ 58 00:07:06,434 --> 00:07:09,020 j“ yeah, I'm a wild one j“ 59 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,814 j“ let's ride tonight j“ 60 00:07:13,900 --> 00:07:16,110 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 61 00:07:16,778 --> 00:07:18,988 j“ let's ride tonight j“j“ 62 00:07:21,783 --> 00:07:24,077 man: That's another rock 'n' roll classic... 63 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,287 On garden city's oldies station. 64 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:29,958 Hey, I guess you've noticed a little atmospheric disturbance tonight. 65 00:07:30,124 --> 00:07:34,462 Storm clouds are gathering with possible thundershowers tonight and tomorrow. 66 00:07:34,629 --> 00:07:37,215 Now for the latest local football scores. 67 00:07:37,382 --> 00:07:40,551 The garden city wildcats over the Winston gladiators, 21 to... 68 00:07:40,718 --> 00:07:43,030 Woman: Out of the darkness and into the light... 69 00:07:43,054 --> 00:07:47,642 Comes your horrorscope on this dark and stormy night. 70 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:54,899 Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now. 71 00:07:58,653 --> 00:08:02,490 Man: Welcome to the caverns of the unknown. 72 00:08:02,657 --> 00:08:05,827 I am the master of the dark... 73 00:08:05,994 --> 00:08:09,789 The guide to your destiny on... 74 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,750 Woman: November 28th, 1988. 75 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:16,337 Man: Financial debts linger, but not for long. 76 00:08:16,504 --> 00:08:20,008 You have the urge to take risks. Don't be afraid. 77 00:08:20,174 --> 00:08:25,096 Your prize lies only a short distance away. 78 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,348 Claim it. 79 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,336 Oh, fucking cat. 80 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,792 - Lucy: Spike! - Ahh! 81 00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:40,421 What in the name of Saint Peter... 82 00:09:40,588 --> 00:09:43,800 Do you think that you are doing, boy? 83 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:46,886 Thou shall not steal! 84 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:50,014 Thou shall not steal. It's number eight in the good book. 85 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,227 Aah, ow! 86 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:58,731 Get your butt upstairs, or I'm gonna get my strap out, boy. Out, out, out. 87 00:09:59,190 --> 00:10:01,734 Don't you think he's a little old for that? 88 00:10:05,863 --> 00:10:07,573 How dare you? 89 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,577 How dare you tell me how to raise my baby boy? 90 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:15,123 That's where my sister... God rest her soul. 91 00:10:15,289 --> 00:10:18,167 That's where she made her mistake with you. No discipline. 92 00:10:18,334 --> 00:10:20,962 You know that? There wasn't. No discipline. 93 00:10:21,129 --> 00:10:25,466 First... first, there was the motorcycle, then failing in school... 94 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:27,885 And then staying out all night. 95 00:10:28,052 --> 00:10:31,556 Now... now stealing. I catch you stealing. 96 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:37,186 Listen, Lucy, I'm only taking what is rightfully mine. 97 00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:41,274 You have no claim to that money until you are 21 years old, boy. 98 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:43,693 You know that as well as I do, and until that time... 99 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:47,488 I will use that money as I see fit. 100 00:10:47,655 --> 00:10:52,076 - Just empty your pockets, boy. - Get your strap out and make me. 101 00:10:52,994 --> 00:10:56,539 How dare you speak to me like that, boy? 102 00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,624 How dare you? 103 00:11:01,586 --> 00:11:03,421 God will get you for this... 104 00:11:03,588 --> 00:11:07,717 You evil, insubordinate little bastard. 105 00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:14,515 - We're not finished yet! - Go to hell. 106 00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:19,187 You can still change, boy. There is still time to repent. 107 00:11:19,353 --> 00:11:23,774 Oh, if only you could see things the way that I do. 108 00:11:23,941 --> 00:11:26,986 Just look up to heaven and ask the lord to show you the way, boy. 109 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,281 - That's what you do. - Mama! Mama, it's raining fish! 110 00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:33,284 It's raining fish from the sky. 111 00:11:44,212 --> 00:11:49,300 Oh, holy son of god. 112 00:11:50,051 --> 00:11:54,555 These are god's fishes. 113 00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:56,933 God is speaking to me... 114 00:11:57,099 --> 00:12:01,646 And he tells me to open my eyes and lead you to redemption. 115 00:12:01,812 --> 00:12:04,106 You hear me, boy? 116 00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:08,486 There's still time. The glory of the lord! 117 00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,696 Jesus Christ. 118 00:12:16,327 --> 00:12:18,537 Man: When it rains, it pours. 119 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,707 You're not in debt anymore. 120 00:13:11,465 --> 00:13:15,094 Whatever it is that you're selling, young man, I'm not interested. 121 00:13:18,139 --> 00:13:22,351 Marty Palmer, modern miracle magazine. 122 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,687 I'm looking for Lucy wilmoth. 123 00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:28,232 Well, for heaven's sake. And you found her. 124 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,242 Please stop. 125 00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:40,661 Rags: How about a drink, hoax? 126 00:13:42,246 --> 00:13:44,081 Jeff: Oh, hoax, what's the matter? 127 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:49,253 Come here. Hey, shut up, all right? I'm talking. 128 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:51,422 Rags: Hey, we're just having some fun, man. 129 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:54,550 Ease up. All right, give me a dollar. 130 00:13:54,717 --> 00:13:56,969 Don't forget: Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. 131 00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:59,972 You can eat lunch the other two days. Okay? 132 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:03,934 Don't pout. I'm doing you a favor. A real big favor. 133 00:14:04,101 --> 00:14:05,728 Hit it. 134 00:14:05,895 --> 00:14:08,689 Hey, chubs. Chubs, chubs. 135 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,487 Cute kid, huh? What's happening, spike? 136 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:18,199 Your cousin tells me you'll be eating a lot of seafood the next couple months. 137 00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:20,326 Why don't you come by and pick some up? 138 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,828 I hear it's real brain food. 139 00:14:23,788 --> 00:14:26,415 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 140 00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,752 Let's get to the business at hand. You see this cash? 141 00:14:29,919 --> 00:14:32,380 Buy me a motorcycle jacket, just like the one you're wearing. 142 00:14:32,546 --> 00:14:35,925 You'll look pretty stupid wearing it at a bus stop. 143 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:38,302 Say what? 144 00:14:38,469 --> 00:14:41,347 I said, you'd look real stupid wearing it at a bus stop. 145 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,349 What do you mean? 146 00:14:46,268 --> 00:14:48,062 Well, well. 147 00:14:48,229 --> 00:14:50,356 What happened, you Rob a liquor store? 148 00:14:54,485 --> 00:14:56,862 - What's up, homeboy? - Let him go. 149 00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,448 Since when did you start sticking up for hoax? 150 00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,575 Shut up and back off, skinhead. 151 00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:03,869 The name's airhead. 152 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,496 Hey, yo... 153 00:15:07,289 --> 00:15:10,918 Spike, why don't you cool down, man? A toilet shampoo never hurt anybody. 154 00:15:11,085 --> 00:15:13,754 Airh ead: Motherfucker! 155 00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:23,431 Rags: I think you broke my nose. 156 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,229 You okay? 157 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,484 I knew you'd show up, spike. 158 00:15:35,651 --> 00:15:37,945 Let's kick these assholes into tomorrow. 159 00:15:38,112 --> 00:15:41,657 Why don't you do that? I gotta go to biology. 160 00:15:45,661 --> 00:15:49,081 Hey, why'd you leave? 161 00:15:49,665 --> 00:15:52,251 We could've taken those guys. 162 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,628 We're a team, spike. 163 00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:58,507 Look, I thought I told you not to tell anybody about last night. 164 00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,093 Oh, I only told Marcus so that he'd leave me alone. 165 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,887 What are you talking about? 166 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:06,640 Well, mama said we were blessed by the lord last night. 167 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,810 Thought it was only fair to warn them. 168 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:13,147 Well, look, unless the lord is gonna go to the head with you... 169 00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:16,525 You better stay out of there till you can handle yourself. 170 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:25,784 The skies began to rumble. 171 00:16:28,537 --> 00:16:31,540 And then the will of god... 172 00:16:31,707 --> 00:16:34,293 Showered down upon us... 173 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:37,546 Raining his fish. 174 00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,006 His fish. 175 00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:43,177 I'll pick you up over at the gym at 7:00 tonight. 176 00:16:45,095 --> 00:16:46,931 We got a date. 177 00:16:50,935 --> 00:16:53,187 Spike, hear my muffler? 178 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:58,317 It sounds just like yours now. 179 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:01,612 I punched it out in metal shop today, you know? 180 00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,239 Look, I'm busy, hoax. 181 00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:05,783 - I'll talk to you later. - Who is that guy? 182 00:17:05,950 --> 00:17:07,785 I was thinking we might race home. 183 00:17:09,620 --> 00:17:13,123 Spike and me are gonna take a trip cross-country on our bikes this summer... 184 00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:14,792 If my mama lets me. 185 00:17:15,918 --> 00:17:19,713 - His "mama"? Sorry, sorry. - His mama. 186 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:23,050 You know, if you had a friend... 187 00:17:23,217 --> 00:17:25,344 We certainly would be more comfortable... 188 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,930 With a couple of babes riding on the back. 189 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,477 Babes. Get him a babe. I'll see you at 7. 190 00:17:46,657 --> 00:17:49,243 Hey, spike, wait up! 191 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,537 See you later, doll. 192 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,693 Damn it. 193 00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:22,294 Man: I thought we had a deal. 194 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,797 I told you, no! 195 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,467 A deal is a deal. 196 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:31,970 Leave me alone, please. Please! 197 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,682 Operator: Please pay for your calls now. 198 00:20:26,608 --> 00:20:29,862 What time do they roll the sidewalks up around here? 199 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,156 You ready to order? 200 00:20:32,322 --> 00:20:35,576 Could you give me a few more minutes and get me a cup of coffee? 201 00:20:35,743 --> 00:20:37,161 Such a wide selection. 202 00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:14,907 Hey, virg? Virgil: Yo. 203 00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:17,117 You get that part? 204 00:21:20,037 --> 00:21:22,289 My kid's bringing it in 15 minutes, spike. 205 00:21:23,707 --> 00:21:27,503 You know it's a bitch getting an original mirror for a '48 Harley? 206 00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,880 It's worth it for your dad's old bike, though. 207 00:21:39,348 --> 00:21:41,975 - How much are these? - Those? 208 00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,519 Twenty bucks. 209 00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:45,687 They're real leather. 210 00:21:48,357 --> 00:21:51,777 - I'll... I'll be outside. - Okay. 211 00:22:20,764 --> 00:22:25,060 Woman: Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now. 212 00:22:25,853 --> 00:22:29,147 Man: Welcome to the caverns of the unknown. 213 00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:35,362 I am the master of the dark, the guide to your destiny on... 214 00:22:35,529 --> 00:22:37,781 Woman: November 29th, 1988. 215 00:22:37,948 --> 00:22:43,662 Man: A real man has the nerves to take what he deserves. 216 00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:51,313 - Hello? - Man: A real man has the nerves... 217 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,398 To take what he deserves. 218 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:55,275 What is this bullshit? 219 00:23:55,442 --> 00:23:57,444 A real man has the nerves to... 220 00:23:57,611 --> 00:23:59,404 Fuck you. 221 00:24:02,532 --> 00:24:06,995 Woman: Your horrorscope on November 29th, 1988. 222 00:24:07,454 --> 00:24:10,332 Look both ways before crossing the street. 223 00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:12,584 Fuck you. 224 00:25:13,395 --> 00:25:15,689 Thanks. I owe you one. 225 00:25:16,815 --> 00:25:19,860 I guess this is for you. Maybe somebody left it by mistake. 226 00:25:22,029 --> 00:25:23,405 What'll you have? 227 00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:26,158 Oh, I'll have a western omelet, please. 228 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:29,369 The usual for me. 229 00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:34,499 One western and a deviled-egg sand. 230 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,757 I talked to your aunt today. 231 00:25:45,218 --> 00:25:47,721 Fish don't fall from the sky every night, though. 232 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:53,894 You're not gonna make this easy for me, are you? 233 00:26:05,155 --> 00:26:08,200 - I didn't think you were gonna show up. - Come on. 234 00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,578 - Feel safe? - Yes, I feel safe. 235 00:26:11,745 --> 00:26:14,456 - Hang on. - Come on. Go. 236 00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:18,043 - You need a helmet? - No, I don't need a helmet. 237 00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:23,131 Oh, my god! Slow down! 238 00:27:38,748 --> 00:27:41,042 Suzie: Wait a sec. I hear something. 239 00:27:42,502 --> 00:27:45,380 - I hear something. What is that? - Don't stop. Don't stop. No. 240 00:27:49,801 --> 00:27:51,219 What is that? 241 00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:21,791 Who is this? 242 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:24,586 It's all right. It's just my cousin. 243 00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:26,922 Oh, my god. 244 00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:34,512 What a creep, man. What kind of sicko is he? 245 00:28:34,679 --> 00:28:37,098 Spike: You should meet his mother. 246 00:28:39,893 --> 00:28:43,188 - You got a light? - It's in my jacket pocket. 247 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:53,490 - Damn it. - Let's get out of here. 248 00:28:53,657 --> 00:28:55,283 Wait. 249 00:28:57,285 --> 00:28:59,162 Here. 250 00:28:59,329 --> 00:29:01,373 And what are these for? 251 00:29:01,539 --> 00:29:03,458 I don't know. 252 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:06,419 Guess it'll give me a reason to come back. 253 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,048 You don't need a reason to come back. 254 00:29:12,133 --> 00:29:13,927 What are you gonna wear? 255 00:29:20,141 --> 00:29:21,935 These. 256 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:33,196 - Are you ready for this? - Mm-hm. 257 00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,412 How does it look? 258 00:30:15,196 --> 00:30:16,698 Spike: Thank you, ma'am. 259 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:30,337 Oh, spike. 260 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:34,758 Why don't you go in and find us some seats? 261 00:30:34,924 --> 00:30:36,718 I'll be right back. 262 00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:39,304 Five minutes. I promise. 263 00:30:45,894 --> 00:30:48,313 All right, it's game time, guys. 264 00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:54,361 Little dab will do you. 265 00:30:59,532 --> 00:31:01,034 Watch it, man. 266 00:31:01,201 --> 00:31:04,621 Well, look who it is. Glad you could join us, Leonard. 267 00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,043 Hey, dude. 268 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:12,587 You bring your pink slip, homeboy? 269 00:31:15,173 --> 00:31:17,926 - What's this for? - Don't eat it, schmuck. 270 00:31:31,564 --> 00:31:33,959 Woman: Out of the darkness and into the light... 271 00:31:33,983 --> 00:31:38,405 Comes your horrorscope on this dark and stormy night. 272 00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:41,199 Oh, brother. 273 00:31:41,366 --> 00:31:45,954 Push 6-6-6 for your horrorscope now. 274 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,627 Man: Welcome to the caverns of the unknown. 275 00:31:52,794 --> 00:31:55,505 I am the master of the dark... 276 00:31:55,672 --> 00:31:59,801 The guide to your destiny on... 277 00:31:59,968 --> 00:32:03,555 Woman: November 29th, 1988. 278 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:07,225 Man: Your problem's not nearly as bad as it seems. 279 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:13,314 Just take in a late show and meet the girl of your dreams. 280 00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:38,506 Seven stud. Five ante. No holds. Put it in the pot. 281 00:32:38,673 --> 00:32:41,259 Spike, this is it. 282 00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:44,345 Get your hand... I'm going home. 283 00:32:45,555 --> 00:32:49,934 Well, all right, here's 20 bucks. Why don't you take a cab? 284 00:32:50,852 --> 00:32:54,230 - Thanks. This is a night I'll never forget. - Seven... 285 00:32:54,397 --> 00:32:57,442 You gotta ante. Five-dollar ante. 286 00:32:57,609 --> 00:32:59,903 - Hang on a second. - Pay up. 287 00:33:00,069 --> 00:33:02,405 - Where you going? Ante up. - Ante up. 288 00:33:02,906 --> 00:33:05,533 - Wait. At least put your ante in. - Shut up. I'll be back. 289 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,369 - Ante in. Make sure you're coming back. - Chill out. 290 00:33:09,704 --> 00:33:11,498 Spike: Hey, wait up. 291 00:33:14,459 --> 00:33:16,044 Suzie. 292 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:18,087 What's the matter? 293 00:33:44,864 --> 00:33:46,658 You just... 294 00:33:46,824 --> 00:33:49,410 You got me figured all wrong, spike. 295 00:33:50,703 --> 00:33:54,791 I'm not gonna sit downstairs all night while you play with the boys. 296 00:33:54,958 --> 00:33:56,960 Come on, you gotta understand. 297 00:33:57,126 --> 00:33:59,295 I'm winning. 298 00:33:59,462 --> 00:34:02,840 I'm taking back every penny I ever lost to those guys. 299 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:09,138 I'm sorry. Some date this turned out to be. 300 00:34:09,305 --> 00:34:11,975 Who said anything about a date? 301 00:34:28,575 --> 00:34:31,286 You think you're so cute. 302 00:34:41,671 --> 00:34:45,383 Oh, my god, man. You scared me! 303 00:34:46,092 --> 00:34:47,218 I scared you? 304 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:50,888 Why are you going around, sneaking around, huh? 305 00:34:53,808 --> 00:34:55,935 I don't know. Sorry. 306 00:34:56,102 --> 00:34:58,646 You're spike's cousin, right? 307 00:34:59,147 --> 00:35:02,442 Yeah, that's me. I'm spike's cousin. 308 00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:07,989 Do you have a name? 309 00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:11,075 Oh, yeah. 310 00:35:11,826 --> 00:35:14,454 Hoax. Hoax wilmoth. 311 00:35:16,164 --> 00:35:18,583 Spike's cousin... 312 00:35:19,292 --> 00:35:22,086 Oh, man. I don't want anything more to do with spike Johnson. 313 00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:24,756 - Hey, where you going? - I'm mad! 314 00:35:24,922 --> 00:35:26,466 And when I'm mad... 315 00:35:33,014 --> 00:35:35,016 Well, thank you. 316 00:35:37,185 --> 00:35:39,604 Man: Hey, Joe. What is this? I can't read your writing. 317 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,732 Is this chicken soup or chicken salad? 318 00:35:42,899 --> 00:35:44,025 Pick up! 319 00:35:52,867 --> 00:35:56,996 Oh, hey, want me to put a quarter in the jukebox? 320 00:36:08,508 --> 00:36:10,343 Do you need a quarter? 321 00:36:10,510 --> 00:36:14,514 Oh, hey, yeah. I'll pay you back, though, when I see you at school tomorrow. 322 00:36:16,391 --> 00:36:19,352 - Here's two. - Oh, wow. 323 00:36:28,611 --> 00:36:31,030 J“ I'll ride all night j“ 324 00:36:33,408 --> 00:36:35,868 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 325 00:36:36,077 --> 00:36:38,121 j“ I'll do you all right j“ 326 00:36:40,248 --> 00:36:42,208 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 327 00:36:43,042 --> 00:36:45,420 j“ let's ride tonight j“ 328 00:36:47,714 --> 00:36:50,341 j“ cruisin' down the streets of the city j“ 329 00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:56,806 this was taken right before I got kicked out of catholic school. 330 00:36:57,807 --> 00:37:00,435 - Oh, neat. - I was pretty wild back then. 331 00:37:00,601 --> 00:37:02,061 - You were? - Yeah. 332 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,312 Oh, wow. 333 00:37:04,355 --> 00:37:08,067 J“ keep riding all night j“ 334 00:37:08,484 --> 00:37:10,778 j“ I'm a wild one j“ 335 00:37:11,070 --> 00:37:13,573 j“ I'll ride all night j“ 336 00:37:14,741 --> 00:37:18,161 j“ yeah, I'm a wild, wild one j“ 337 00:37:18,369 --> 00:37:22,331 so, anyway, next morning, she goes out to the barn... 338 00:37:22,498 --> 00:37:24,459 Starts milking the cow... 339 00:37:24,625 --> 00:37:27,920 Then the darn thing turns around and says: 340 00:37:28,087 --> 00:37:30,506 "Hey, I'd know those fingers anywhere." 341 00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:41,184 Spike: Well, gentlemen... 342 00:37:41,350 --> 00:37:45,396 You know I'd love to stay and chat, but, you know, poker etiquette. 343 00:37:52,737 --> 00:37:54,822 How come you don't smoke? 344 00:37:54,989 --> 00:37:57,158 My mama wouldn't approve. 345 00:37:58,659 --> 00:38:00,620 - Oh, my god. There's a spider. - What is it? 346 00:38:00,787 --> 00:38:02,163 Get it away. 347 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:07,084 - Oh, gross. - Suzie, it's only a daddy ionglegs. 348 00:38:07,251 --> 00:38:10,004 You know, they don't even consider it a spider... 349 00:38:10,171 --> 00:38:12,799 Even though it's in the arachnid family. 350 00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:16,427 Hey, you know, you should see the one I have at home. A gray hermit. 351 00:38:16,594 --> 00:38:19,889 - Now, there's a poisonous spider for you. - Oh, my... 352 00:38:20,056 --> 00:38:23,100 - It's so gross. - Hey, you wanna hold him? 353 00:38:23,267 --> 00:38:24,852 No, I don't wanna hold it! 354 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:27,063 Please, hoax, kill it. 355 00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:33,861 Come on, boy. Let's go outside. 356 00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,368 I'm gonna let you go outside so you can play with your little friends. 357 00:38:43,037 --> 00:38:45,581 See you later, little guy. 358 00:38:56,759 --> 00:38:58,553 What's up, Chuck? 359 00:39:03,766 --> 00:39:05,852 Marcus: Yo, girl, what's up? 360 00:39:08,062 --> 00:39:11,440 Listen, you... you barracudas. 361 00:39:11,607 --> 00:39:14,461 - Suzie: Hey, guys, leave him alone. - Why don't you just leave us alone? 362 00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:18,322 Gee, hoax, I'm sorry. 363 00:39:20,283 --> 00:39:22,410 Let him go! Rags: Relax, baby. 364 00:39:22,869 --> 00:39:25,204 It's okay, Suzie. 365 00:39:25,371 --> 00:39:27,707 Let's just pay the bill and get out of here. 366 00:39:27,874 --> 00:39:30,126 Give us a kiss. 367 00:39:31,669 --> 00:39:34,672 Rags: Hey, what's in your pocket, homeboy? 368 00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:38,801 - Oh, look what we have here. - Oh, my god. 369 00:39:38,968 --> 00:39:41,137 Whose are these, huh? 370 00:39:41,304 --> 00:39:42,555 They're mine. 371 00:39:42,722 --> 00:39:45,641 Give them here. Give them here! 372 00:39:47,476 --> 00:39:49,228 Hey, give it to me already. 373 00:39:49,395 --> 00:39:51,856 - Get out of the way. - Fucking bitch. 374 00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:54,525 I thought you were different. 375 00:39:56,277 --> 00:39:59,989 Oh, he is. No question. 376 00:40:00,656 --> 00:40:04,160 How'd you get her undennear? You little fucking pervert. 377 00:40:04,327 --> 00:40:06,329 Hey, Suzie! 378 00:40:06,495 --> 00:40:08,122 Take care of him. 379 00:41:00,967 --> 00:41:05,012 Man: Don't worry about others who damage your pride. 380 00:41:05,179 --> 00:41:09,725 They'll soon regret it when she's by your side. 381 00:41:11,852 --> 00:41:15,940 I am the truth. The others tell lies. 382 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:22,154 Call me back later to capture your prize. 383 00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:48,139 Reverend: Jesus wants you to spread the word. I want... 384 00:41:48,305 --> 00:41:51,058 Man: Small circle of salt and star within. 385 00:41:51,225 --> 00:41:54,145 Adding one insect will punish her sin. 386 00:41:54,311 --> 00:41:56,605 The juice of my weed will implant my seed... 387 00:41:56,772 --> 00:41:59,984 And make you one of my kin. 388 00:42:54,872 --> 00:42:58,334 We're gonna scare the shit out of her. 389 00:43:03,756 --> 00:43:06,383 Some of mama's devil's root. 390 00:43:20,231 --> 00:43:22,650 Do you like my mama's tea? 391 00:43:38,124 --> 00:43:41,502 Man: Hoax knows tricks. 392 00:43:41,669 --> 00:43:45,339 Hoax knows tricks. 393 00:43:45,506 --> 00:43:49,051 Hoax knows tricks. 394 00:43:57,351 --> 00:44:02,815 Join us, hoax. 395 00:44:24,837 --> 00:44:27,381 Hoax. Hoax. Hoax. 396 00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,979 Hoax, hoax, hoax. 397 00:44:46,984 --> 00:44:48,527 Hoax, hoax, hoax. 398 00:45:09,256 --> 00:45:11,508 Oh, my god! Get them off of me! 399 00:45:12,718 --> 00:45:14,803 Oh, my god. 400 00:45:19,308 --> 00:45:20,601 Stop it. 401 00:45:20,768 --> 00:45:21,977 Stop it! 402 00:46:08,649 --> 00:46:10,943 Boy, do you know what time it is? 403 00:46:13,153 --> 00:46:14,196 Why aren't you in bed? 404 00:46:15,281 --> 00:46:20,786 - Don't you ever knock before entering? - Don't you get testy with me, boy. 405 00:46:22,413 --> 00:46:23,890 You know what this is I got in my hand? 406 00:46:23,914 --> 00:46:27,334 Do you have any idea what this white paper with all the blue writing is? 407 00:46:27,501 --> 00:46:29,545 It is the telephone bill. 408 00:46:29,712 --> 00:46:32,089 I have been trying to call in a pledge all night... 409 00:46:32,256 --> 00:46:35,342 But it is rather difficult with you monopolizing the phone, boy. 410 00:46:35,509 --> 00:46:37,720 Now, tell me, what have you done? 411 00:46:37,886 --> 00:46:40,097 I know what this... I know. This is Satan's work. 412 00:46:40,264 --> 00:46:42,641 I recognize it. It is Satan's work... 413 00:46:42,808 --> 00:46:47,438 Listening to filthy, sick sex talk at your age. 414 00:46:47,604 --> 00:46:52,067 Now, what do you have to say for yourself? 415 00:46:52,234 --> 00:46:53,444 Mom, it... 416 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:58,991 - Speak to me, boy. - It was spike. 417 00:46:59,825 --> 00:47:02,745 Spike... spike called, mama. 418 00:47:02,911 --> 00:47:05,664 Not me. It was spike, I swear. 419 00:47:05,831 --> 00:47:08,417 Don't you give that to me, boy. Don't you dare... 420 00:47:09,710 --> 00:47:11,086 Give that to me. 421 00:47:11,253 --> 00:47:13,964 He has his own telephone. I know that as well as you do... 422 00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:17,801 But there's no question in my mind that he led you on to this. 423 00:47:17,968 --> 00:47:20,846 That evil, sinning pagan. I'm gonna... 424 00:47:21,013 --> 00:47:23,974 Watch me. I'm gonna put a stop to it right now. You watch me. 425 00:47:24,141 --> 00:47:28,645 Watch me. Watch what I'm doing. This thing is coming out. Okay? 426 00:47:28,812 --> 00:47:30,731 Now, you just... you get to bed. 427 00:47:30,898 --> 00:47:33,734 Hear me? I'm knocking at your door now. 428 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:46,330 You shouldn't have done that, mama. 429 00:47:47,956 --> 00:47:50,459 You shouldn't have done that. 430 00:47:56,757 --> 00:48:00,344 Hello, I'm angella Martinez. You wanted to see me? 431 00:48:05,307 --> 00:48:08,477 Yeah. Marty Palmer, pi. 432 00:48:08,644 --> 00:48:10,896 - I'd like to speak to one of your students. - Which one? 433 00:48:11,063 --> 00:48:13,899 Leonard Johnson. The kids call him spike. 434 00:48:14,066 --> 00:48:15,943 Is he in some kind of trouble? 435 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:18,112 Well, he might be. 436 00:48:19,780 --> 00:48:23,200 All right. You have five minutes. 437 00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,329 I see why you come here. 438 00:48:41,844 --> 00:48:43,470 Hoax: Spike. 439 00:48:43,846 --> 00:48:46,640 - So glad I found you. - Cutting class? 440 00:48:46,807 --> 00:48:49,476 That guy from the magazine is here at school looking for you. 441 00:48:49,643 --> 00:48:52,396 I just heard him talking to miss Martinez in the office. 442 00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:55,566 - —About what? - I don't know. 443 00:48:55,732 --> 00:48:58,527 Want me to take care of him for you, though? 444 00:48:58,694 --> 00:49:01,238 No, no, hoax. I can handle my own problems. 445 00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:04,491 Yeah? Like you did with Suzie last night? 446 00:49:04,658 --> 00:49:07,703 All right, your mouth's running, hoax. Get lost. 447 00:49:07,870 --> 00:49:12,082 You don't think I can do it? You think I'm some kind of wimp, don't you? 448 00:49:12,249 --> 00:49:15,919 Well, I'll take care of him just like I did with your chick last night. 449 00:49:16,336 --> 00:49:18,755 What are you talking about, hoax? 450 00:49:20,674 --> 00:49:23,343 What are you talking about, hoax? 451 00:49:26,889 --> 00:49:28,599 It was an accident. 452 00:49:28,765 --> 00:49:32,186 I only meant to scare her, spike. I swear. 453 00:49:34,771 --> 00:49:37,858 All right, look, asshole. 454 00:49:39,401 --> 00:49:41,278 Start talking. 455 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,787 You start talking, and don't stop until you've told me everything. 456 00:49:59,087 --> 00:50:01,298 I killed her, spike. 457 00:50:02,007 --> 00:50:04,426 - I used my spider. - What? 458 00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:09,723 What did you do, you stupid kid? 459 00:50:09,890 --> 00:50:12,768 I called this guy on the phone. 460 00:50:12,935 --> 00:50:15,229 He told me what to do. 461 00:50:15,854 --> 00:50:18,065 I did it for you, spike. 462 00:50:18,232 --> 00:50:20,234 Don't you see? 463 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,612 She was messing up your reputation. 464 00:50:23,779 --> 00:50:26,907 She was out with Marcus that night. 465 00:50:27,491 --> 00:50:31,662 She was a dirty jezebel whore, and I took care of her for you. 466 00:50:35,666 --> 00:50:36,959 You think you're cool... 467 00:50:37,125 --> 00:50:40,045 Because you're bigger, because you're stronger than me. 468 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:47,678 Come on. Come on, hit me! 469 00:50:49,513 --> 00:50:51,598 Just you wait. 470 00:50:52,933 --> 00:50:55,519 It's gonna be different from now on. 471 00:50:55,686 --> 00:50:58,480 Someday soon, you're gonna be down here... 472 00:50:58,647 --> 00:51:02,859 - And I'm gonna spit on you. - Yeah. When hell freezes over, asshole. 473 00:51:09,116 --> 00:51:11,201 You little shit! 474 00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:13,662 Get up out of here. 475 00:51:49,114 --> 00:51:51,533 Operator 13. What city? 476 00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:55,495 - Garden city, please. - Is this a business or a residence? 477 00:51:55,662 --> 00:51:59,249 I would like the business address for a 976 number, please. 478 00:52:07,466 --> 00:52:09,885 Man: All right, pal. Now, my picks for the third race are: 479 00:52:10,052 --> 00:52:12,554 Deadly nightshade, devil's moon and mother's curse. 480 00:52:12,721 --> 00:52:17,017 For the fourth race: Merlin's hex, dark omen and belladonna. 481 00:52:17,184 --> 00:52:19,895 Then... look, you called me, okay? 482 00:52:20,354 --> 00:52:21,563 That's right, buddy. 483 00:52:21,730 --> 00:52:23,650 My picks for the third race: Deadly nightshade... 484 00:52:26,568 --> 00:52:30,447 Hello, little girl, this is Santa. Have you been a good little girl? 485 00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:32,783 What do you want for Christmas? 486 00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:36,244 Woman: I'm a petite 17-year-old nymphet... 487 00:52:36,411 --> 00:52:40,374 With desires most men can't satisfy. 488 00:52:40,749 --> 00:52:45,379 You're standing in front of me, naked in the confessional. 489 00:52:46,588 --> 00:52:48,382 Oh, father Riley... 490 00:52:48,548 --> 00:52:51,009 I didn't know you could do that with an icon. 491 00:52:53,011 --> 00:52:54,054 Call me. 492 00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,558 May I help you? 493 00:53:00,018 --> 00:53:02,646 Yeah. I'm looking for Mark dark. 494 00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:04,523 Follow me. 495 00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:25,252 So, Mr. Palmer... 496 00:53:26,545 --> 00:53:28,588 What is it exactly that I can do for you? 497 00:53:28,755 --> 00:53:31,258 Well, your horrorscope thing... 498 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:34,803 This is my pet project. My baby. 499 00:53:38,348 --> 00:53:39,850 Well... 500 00:53:40,892 --> 00:53:42,227 There it is. 501 00:53:45,439 --> 00:53:48,316 You don't have a real operator? 502 00:53:48,525 --> 00:53:50,402 Oh, uh... 503 00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:52,571 Now, you see, this... 504 00:53:52,738 --> 00:53:54,156 This was an experiment. 505 00:53:54,322 --> 00:53:58,535 I was gonna lay some people off. Save money on benefits and everything. 506 00:53:59,786 --> 00:54:01,997 I built this myself. 507 00:54:02,164 --> 00:54:05,417 I used to live in radioshack when I was in high school. 508 00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:07,878 But didn't work out. 509 00:54:08,044 --> 00:54:12,632 It was using up more money in electricity than I was making in cans, so I shut it off. 510 00:54:12,799 --> 00:54:14,885 Simple economics. 511 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,556 How long ago did you shut it off? 512 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:22,350 Let's see, uh... 513 00:54:23,477 --> 00:54:25,061 Two, three months, I guess. 514 00:54:26,271 --> 00:54:28,398 I guess nobody's interested in the undennorld anymore. 515 00:54:28,565 --> 00:54:30,901 You know, just ewoks and et... 516 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,487 And football and phone sex. 517 00:54:33,653 --> 00:54:36,198 I hate that heavy-breathing crap. 518 00:54:41,703 --> 00:54:44,581 What do you think's happening in the us. Today? 519 00:54:45,999 --> 00:54:47,584 I mean... 520 00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:50,212 A guy can't make a buck anymore. 521 00:54:57,010 --> 00:54:59,221 Girl: That is so gross. I don't believe it. 522 00:54:59,387 --> 00:55:03,683 Boy: Hey, you like frog legs? Girl: Oh, gross me out. 523 00:55:03,850 --> 00:55:06,478 Boy: Did you get the answer for number 14? 524 00:55:32,587 --> 00:55:37,551 - Hmm? - Mr. Michaels, may I please be excused? 525 00:55:37,717 --> 00:55:40,720 What's the matter, Mr. Wilmoth? Feeling a little green around the gills? 526 00:55:42,764 --> 00:55:44,391 Just a frog joke. 527 00:55:44,558 --> 00:55:48,728 Yes, you may be excused, but hurry back. We're cutting the gonads next. 528 00:55:48,937 --> 00:55:50,230 Heh. 529 00:55:57,904 --> 00:55:59,906 Oh, my... 530 00:56:59,466 --> 00:57:01,343 What's going on, dude? 531 00:57:03,511 --> 00:57:05,055 - Got some crank? - Yeah. 532 00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:07,849 - Wanna snort it? - Of course. 533 00:57:11,144 --> 00:57:12,562 Oh, look. 534 00:57:14,022 --> 00:57:16,358 Shrivel-dick. 535 00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:20,695 Hey, shrivel-dick. 536 00:57:20,862 --> 00:57:22,238 Hey, don't we owe him one? 537 00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:24,741 I don't know. 538 00:57:24,908 --> 00:57:27,619 I always lose track. 539 00:57:28,536 --> 00:57:33,124 Do we owe you one, hoax? Huh? 540 00:57:33,291 --> 00:57:36,086 - Do we, hoax? - Come on, guys. 541 00:57:36,252 --> 00:57:39,506 - Cut it out. Please? - What are you gonna do? 542 00:57:39,673 --> 00:57:41,883 Call your cousin? 543 00:57:42,467 --> 00:57:44,970 Rags: Where's spike when you need him? 544 00:57:45,136 --> 00:57:46,930 I'm warning you. 545 00:57:47,097 --> 00:57:50,183 - Jeff: You're warning me now? - Cut it out. 546 00:58:01,361 --> 00:58:03,321 Hey, you okay? 547 00:58:04,656 --> 00:58:07,659 Oh, shit, man. He fucking cut you. 548 00:58:07,826 --> 00:58:10,954 He cut you so bad, man. He fucked your face, man. 549 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:12,914 Jeff: Get away! 550 00:58:16,501 --> 00:58:18,878 Rags: What are you looking at, man? 551 00:58:19,045 --> 00:58:21,297 What are you staring at, man? 552 00:58:21,464 --> 00:58:23,508 Keep the fuck away from me, man. 553 00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,470 Come on, man. 554 00:58:32,183 --> 00:58:34,185 Don't, man. You're crazy. 555 00:58:38,523 --> 00:58:40,483 You're crazy, man. 556 00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:42,777 Fucking crazy. 557 00:59:06,885 --> 00:59:09,763 Don't ever touch me again. 558 00:59:11,347 --> 00:59:13,767 Pass it on. 559 00:59:42,087 --> 00:59:43,463 Hello? 560 00:59:44,005 --> 00:59:47,008 Man: What did you think you'd find, spike? 561 01:00:16,663 --> 01:00:19,249 Raining fish? 562 01:00:19,415 --> 01:00:22,418 Some say it's a warning from god. 563 01:00:22,585 --> 01:00:25,630 Spike's aunt thinks that he was trying to tell her something. 564 01:00:25,797 --> 01:00:28,466 A warning about what? 565 01:00:28,633 --> 01:00:30,009 I don't understand. 566 01:00:30,844 --> 01:00:32,262 I don't either. 567 01:00:34,305 --> 01:00:37,016 I went to this place today called after dark enterprises. 568 01:00:38,685 --> 01:00:41,855 And a special prayer today for all the little starving pussies... 569 01:00:42,021 --> 01:00:44,023 All over the world. 570 01:00:44,190 --> 01:00:45,483 Amen. 571 01:00:45,650 --> 01:00:49,112 Well, look at my little greedy cats eating up. There you go, little babies. 572 01:00:49,279 --> 01:00:51,906 Mama's gonna eat up too. Come on, sweetheart. 573 01:00:52,073 --> 01:00:54,450 Sit down. Mama will get your dinner out of the oven. 574 01:00:54,617 --> 01:00:56,786 It's mama's favorite dish: Tuna casserole. 575 01:00:56,953 --> 01:00:59,122 Put that phone back, boy! 576 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,124 Hoax! 577 01:01:06,212 --> 01:01:09,382 I gave you an order, boy. Now, I want you to put that phone back. 578 01:01:13,761 --> 01:01:18,057 If you value your life, I suggest you leave me alone. 579 01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:41,891 - Man: Do you want the power now? - Yes. 580 01:02:42,267 --> 01:02:44,227 Are you ready? 581 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,187 Hoax: I'm ready. 582 01:02:48,273 --> 01:02:50,233 Everyone. 583 01:02:52,151 --> 01:02:53,778 When? 584 01:02:55,863 --> 01:02:57,949 I understand. 585 01:03:03,663 --> 01:03:05,581 Take it. 586 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:05,767 Hello? 587 01:04:05,933 --> 01:04:08,644 Man: You're too late, Palmer. 588 01:04:11,898 --> 01:04:14,859 Hey, can / call you Marty? 589 01:04:16,611 --> 01:04:19,489 Reverend: That his master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph. 590 01:04:19,655 --> 01:04:21,824 Yes, she did, brother and sisters. Praise the lord. 591 01:04:21,991 --> 01:04:26,579 She cast her eyes upon Joseph, and she said, "lie with me." 592 01:04:32,668 --> 01:04:34,462 Marty! 593 01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:38,424 - Marty, what's wrong? - Where the hell have you been? 594 01:04:38,758 --> 01:04:40,927 I'm sorry. I lost you at that last light. 595 01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:42,929 Let's get out of here. 596 01:04:44,639 --> 01:04:47,392 - What happened in there? - I don't know. 597 01:04:48,976 --> 01:04:50,812 We gotta get to the wilmoths'. 598 01:04:50,978 --> 01:04:54,023 Airhead: What we doing? What we doing here? 599 01:04:54,190 --> 01:04:55,775 Marcus: All right. 600 01:04:56,442 --> 01:04:58,903 I know that much. Okay, we got what here? 601 01:04:59,070 --> 01:05:01,697 We got... you guys are out, right? 602 01:05:01,864 --> 01:05:03,908 - I'm out. - You're out. You out? 603 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:06,828 Yo, you out? 604 01:05:06,994 --> 01:05:08,830 Who's there? 605 01:05:08,996 --> 01:05:10,873 Pinch me, rags. 606 01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:13,459 I must be dreaming. It's too good to be true. 607 01:05:14,627 --> 01:05:17,630 Yeah, dude. It's the slasher himself. 608 01:05:17,797 --> 01:05:20,508 It's a little late to be wearing sunglasses. 609 01:05:21,134 --> 01:05:22,718 Or is there a full moon out? 610 01:05:22,885 --> 01:05:25,763 Take him outside so we can finish the game. 611 01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,392 Come on, hurry up. 612 01:05:30,017 --> 01:05:32,103 J“and your mom is... j“j“ 613 01:05:32,311 --> 01:05:36,482 we wanna have a little talk with you, hoax. 614 01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,360 Marcus: Forgot the words. 615 01:05:42,238 --> 01:05:44,282 You could use a jar of zit cream. 616 01:05:49,203 --> 01:05:52,540 Mm. Mm. Whoa. Where do you think you're going? 617 01:05:52,957 --> 01:05:54,876 I wanna watch. 618 01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:57,503 She wants to watch? 619 01:05:57,712 --> 01:06:01,174 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. Stay right here and play out your hand. 620 01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:03,759 Got aces and eights. Dead man's hand. 621 01:06:03,926 --> 01:06:05,094 Airh ead: Pair ofjacks. 622 01:06:05,261 --> 01:06:07,889 Beats you. What do you got? 623 01:06:08,598 --> 01:06:10,516 - She... - Nothing. 624 01:06:10,683 --> 01:06:13,394 Airhead: Then let's see what else you got. Ha-ha-ha. 625 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:17,982 Come on. Come on. Come on. 626 01:06:38,503 --> 01:06:42,965 J“ one, two put it in your mouth j“ 627 01:06:43,174 --> 01:06:45,468 - wait. Whoa. - Secret ballot. 628 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:47,845 Ready? No. 629 01:06:48,012 --> 01:06:49,972 Okay. Go ahead. 630 01:06:50,139 --> 01:06:52,308 Go ahead. Come on. Sing. 631 01:06:52,475 --> 01:06:54,477 Where was I? Heh, heh. 632 01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:56,062 "Turkey"? I don't know. 633 01:06:56,270 --> 01:06:59,732 J“ it spits when you rub it up and down j“ 634 01:06:59,941 --> 01:07:02,109 j“ oh, up and down j“ 635 01:07:02,318 --> 01:07:03,319 j“tow 10-pound... j“ 636 01:07:03,528 --> 01:07:04,737 how's that go? 637 01:07:04,946 --> 01:07:07,698 Marcus: Go, girl. Airhead: Uh-oh. Ha-ha-ha. 638 01:07:07,990 --> 01:07:10,910 Man: I'm sorry, the service was over a couple of hours ago, son. 639 01:07:23,923 --> 01:07:27,385 Take off grandma's undennear. Go ahead. Take it off. 640 01:07:27,552 --> 01:07:29,095 Come on. Don't give me that look. 641 01:07:31,847 --> 01:07:33,474 Come on in. 642 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,688 - What do you want? You wanna play? - What...? 643 01:07:40,773 --> 01:07:43,818 - You got enough money to play? - Hey, where's rags? 644 01:07:44,777 --> 01:07:46,654 - Where's Jeff? - You man enough to play? 645 01:07:46,821 --> 01:07:48,990 - Where's rags? - I'm woman enough to play. 646 01:07:50,157 --> 01:07:53,369 Where's rags? What, are you deaf, you little faggot? Where's rags? 647 01:07:53,536 --> 01:07:58,249 Would it be possible to enter the game... 648 01:07:58,416 --> 01:08:00,501 With a pair of hearts? 649 01:08:00,668 --> 01:08:02,169 Marcus: Jesus Christ! 650 01:08:03,963 --> 01:08:05,673 Shut up! 651 01:08:13,264 --> 01:08:16,434 You fucking killed them? You fucking killed them? 652 01:08:16,601 --> 01:08:18,936 Let's see if you can fucking kill me, huh? 653 01:08:19,103 --> 01:08:20,813 Give me your best shot. 654 01:08:58,768 --> 01:09:01,187 Oh, my... 655 01:09:22,833 --> 01:09:24,543 Marcus: Get off! 656 01:09:32,885 --> 01:09:34,387 God, no. 657 01:09:34,553 --> 01:09:36,889 Oh, god, no. Oh, god. 658 01:09:42,353 --> 01:09:45,648 Now, that's a dead man's hand. 659 01:09:51,404 --> 01:09:53,489 Oh, please don't. 660 01:09:54,782 --> 01:09:56,617 Please, don't. 661 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:02,623 Get away! 662 01:10:03,124 --> 01:10:04,667 Get away. 663 01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:27,440 Where is he? 664 01:10:27,606 --> 01:10:29,400 I don't know. 665 01:10:31,402 --> 01:10:32,820 Who are we waiting for? 666 01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:39,952 You're a dead motherfucker! 667 01:11:10,357 --> 01:11:12,193 Marcus? 668 01:11:17,990 --> 01:11:20,576 Where have we gone? 669 01:11:22,203 --> 01:11:23,913 Marcus! 670 01:12:30,145 --> 01:12:33,190 Bye-bye. 671 01:12:36,610 --> 01:12:39,071 Oh, god. Please. 672 01:13:13,230 --> 01:13:15,816 Hoax, boy, where have you been? 673 01:13:15,983 --> 01:13:19,528 I said... boy, I said, where have you been? Come on, now. Answer me. 674 01:13:19,695 --> 01:13:23,032 I swear to god, I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get my strap. 675 01:13:23,198 --> 01:13:25,034 Don't you turn your head on me! 676 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:29,204 I'm gonna go upstairs and I'm gonna get my strap, and I'm gonna give it to you. 677 01:13:29,371 --> 01:13:30,831 You're never too old to get it. 678 01:13:30,998 --> 01:13:33,292 I told you a hundred times if I told you 20, boy. 679 01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:35,961 Look at me when I'm talking to you. Now, I owe you one. 680 01:13:36,128 --> 01:13:39,173 Get up off that sofa, boy! Up, up, up. 681 01:13:46,472 --> 01:13:47,890 Parrot: Not on the couch. 682 01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:50,017 Not on the couch. 683 01:13:50,976 --> 01:13:53,646 No, not on the couch. 684 01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:20,464 That's what the plastic's for, asshole. 685 01:14:28,639 --> 01:14:31,016 Marty, this is ridiculous. 686 01:14:31,183 --> 01:14:32,768 He's one of our prize students. 687 01:14:32,935 --> 01:14:35,771 Why don't you stay here while I look around? 688 01:14:36,981 --> 01:14:39,483 Marty, he's only a kid. 689 01:14:40,401 --> 01:14:41,443 Humor me. 690 01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:39,626 Insurance. 691 01:15:39,793 --> 01:15:42,337 I could've gone into insurance. 692 01:15:42,504 --> 01:15:45,883 Desk, nice family business. 693 01:16:19,875 --> 01:16:22,503 Angella: Hoax? Mrs. Wilmoth? 694 01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,190 Marty? 695 01:16:49,613 --> 01:16:51,698 Mrs. Wilmoth? 696 01:16:54,451 --> 01:16:56,161 Is anybody home? 697 01:17:45,878 --> 01:17:48,755 Hoax: Miss Martinez! 698 01:17:50,299 --> 01:17:52,676 Miss Martinez. 699 01:17:52,843 --> 01:17:55,095 Upstairs. 700 01:18:04,855 --> 01:18:06,565 Hoax? 701 01:18:12,613 --> 01:18:14,448 Mrs. Wil...? 702 01:18:14,990 --> 01:18:16,992 Are you all right? 703 01:18:20,787 --> 01:18:22,581 Help me. 704 01:18:22,748 --> 01:18:25,375 My mama's sick. 705 01:19:03,372 --> 01:19:05,791 Help me. 706 01:19:32,359 --> 01:19:34,569 Mrs. Wilmoth? 707 01:19:46,164 --> 01:19:48,375 Mrs. Wilmoth? 708 01:19:55,507 --> 01:19:57,301 Mrs. Wilmoth? 709 01:20:03,849 --> 01:20:05,267 Are you all right? 710 01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:30,459 Oh, my god. 711 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:32,878 Oh, my god. 712 01:20:33,754 --> 01:20:36,089 Oh, my god. 713 01:20:38,467 --> 01:20:40,552 Oh, my god. 714 01:20:40,969 --> 01:20:42,971 Oh, Jesus. 715 01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:58,070 What's the matter? 716 01:20:58,570 --> 01:20:59,988 Cat got your tongue? 717 01:21:02,074 --> 01:21:04,618 Oh, ha-ha. 718 01:21:04,785 --> 01:21:09,331 Did you have a nice meeting with my mama? 719 01:21:09,915 --> 01:21:14,753 She makes lovely dinner conversation, doesn't she? 720 01:21:16,380 --> 01:21:18,799 Oh, baby. 721 01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:26,431 My cousin didn't think it would get this far, but it has. 722 01:21:39,027 --> 01:21:40,445 Huh? 723 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:43,133 - Where's hoax? - Inside. He's got angella. 724 01:22:46,887 --> 01:22:48,054 Get away from me! 725 01:23:03,695 --> 01:23:05,030 Angella! 726 01:23:16,041 --> 01:23:19,753 Just in time for my little party. 727 01:23:21,713 --> 01:23:24,090 - Get her out of here! - Come on. You'll be all right. 728 01:23:24,257 --> 01:23:25,800 Marty: Let's get out of here. 729 01:23:25,967 --> 01:23:28,970 Welcome to my house, cousin. 730 01:23:32,182 --> 01:23:34,392 Don't you think it's time we ended this, hoax? 731 01:23:36,603 --> 01:23:37,979 Marty: A little bit further. 732 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,609 Going so soon? 733 01:23:42,776 --> 01:23:44,653 But you've just got here! 734 01:23:49,074 --> 01:23:50,867 Now, you, buster... 735 01:23:52,744 --> 01:23:56,540 You just don't end this. 736 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:04,798 Armageddon, cousin. 737 01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:09,844 Armageddon this, cousin. 738 01:24:11,513 --> 01:24:12,681 Oh, god. 739 01:24:15,475 --> 01:24:16,977 You know... 740 01:24:17,143 --> 01:24:21,731 Mama told us, "never play with guns." 741 01:24:32,784 --> 01:24:35,787 Isn't it ironic, cousin? 742 01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:39,541 You down there... 743 01:24:39,708 --> 01:24:42,127 Me up here. 744 01:24:44,004 --> 01:24:46,464 Guess what, cousin. 745 01:24:46,881 --> 01:24:50,468 Hell finally froze over. 746 01:24:54,556 --> 01:24:56,016 Marty: Don't look down. 747 01:24:56,182 --> 01:24:58,268 I'm right behind you. 748 01:25:04,316 --> 01:25:05,609 Angella: Oh! 749 01:25:06,484 --> 01:25:08,111 Marty: Hold on. 750 01:25:22,459 --> 01:25:23,835 It's hoax. 751 01:25:24,002 --> 01:25:25,670 - Hold on! Ha-ha-ha! - Aah! 752 01:25:31,134 --> 01:25:33,928 - Don't fall! Whoo-hoo! - Marty: Come on, now. 753 01:25:34,888 --> 01:25:36,473 Careful! 754 01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,850 Come on, now. Just hold on. 755 01:25:49,110 --> 01:25:51,738 Hoax, you son of a bitch! 756 01:25:55,241 --> 01:25:59,079 Bye. Bye-bye! 757 01:26:01,289 --> 01:26:02,749 Burn, bitch, burn! 758 01:26:03,625 --> 01:26:06,711 Angella: Marty? Marty: Just hold on! 759 01:26:16,513 --> 01:26:21,309 - It's gotta stop, hoax. - I am growing weary of you, cousin. 760 01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:28,108 We're both going to hell! 761 01:26:33,405 --> 01:26:37,283 If you kill me, hoax, we're never gonna make that motorcycle trip together. 762 01:26:37,450 --> 01:26:41,621 Once you've been to hell, everything else pales in comparison. 763 01:26:42,914 --> 01:26:44,624 And besides, hoax... 764 01:26:44,791 --> 01:26:48,586 - God rest his pathetic little soul. - -Is no longer with us. 765 01:26:49,504 --> 01:26:51,923 Please, listen to me, once! 766 01:26:54,384 --> 01:26:56,094 A motorcycle trip... 767 01:26:56,261 --> 01:26:58,722 Trip across country. 768 01:26:58,888 --> 01:27:00,598 I know you can hear me, hoax. 769 01:27:03,643 --> 01:27:07,772 We'll get a couple of babes, just like you wanted. 770 01:27:07,939 --> 01:27:10,358 You remember, don't you? 771 01:27:10,525 --> 01:27:13,361 You gotta hear me, hoax. 772 01:27:15,029 --> 01:27:16,448 You got to. 773 01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:27,083 You wanna ride my bike? You can ride my bike, it you want. 774 01:27:27,250 --> 01:27:29,544 You've seen my bike. 775 01:27:30,128 --> 01:27:31,880 It'll be great. 776 01:27:32,046 --> 01:27:34,132 On the open road. 777 01:27:35,967 --> 01:27:38,178 Open road... 778 01:27:39,929 --> 01:27:41,723 - Grand Canyon? - Grand Canyon. 779 01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:44,726 - Painted desert? - Painted desert. 780 01:27:45,602 --> 01:27:48,104 The Mississippi? 781 01:27:51,149 --> 01:27:53,067 New Orleans. 782 01:28:00,742 --> 01:28:02,577 Please, spike. 783 01:28:03,703 --> 01:28:05,914 Take me with you. 784 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:08,958 He's mine now. He's not going anywhere. 785 01:28:57,131 --> 01:29:01,261 Look what I went and did to you. 786 01:29:01,427 --> 01:29:03,054 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 787 01:29:08,059 --> 01:29:10,353 Tommy: Hi, my name's Tommy from Memphis, Tennessee... 788 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:12,188 And I 'd like to hear my horrorscope. 789 01:29:12,355 --> 01:29:14,458 - Another mystery caller. - Man: Welcome... 790 01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:17,002 - To the caverns of the unknown. - Oh, they love me in Memphis. 791 01:29:17,068 --> 01:29:18,945 They love me in Memphis. 792 01:29:19,112 --> 01:29:21,072 I am the master of the dark... 793 01:29:21,239 --> 01:29:24,701 - Here it comes, Tommy. - The guide to your destiny. 794 01:29:25,285 --> 01:29:28,746 I'm sure we have something special in store for you. 795 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:20,543 Translated by: Will motomura 54607

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