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(magical theme playing)
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Ho, ho, ho!
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- ♪ ♪
- (children laughing, chattering)
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Good sir, perchance you would
like to try on
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the "categorize cap"
to see which school
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of magic most suits thee?
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Not today, weirdo.
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(alarm blares)
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Congratulations,
you're a Grizzledum!
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Yes! Finally!
A hat that respects me!
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Don't be too cocky.
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That means you're a sworn
enemy of Pufflesnuff.
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I hate those guys.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
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one of those Grizzledum gits.
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Someone had a little too much
bubble and squeak for breakfast.
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Don't worry, Dad.
Those are just park employees.
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Cool!
Then they can't hit me back.
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Oi!
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We're seasonal workers.
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We can do
as we bloody well please.
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Yeah, well, just wait'll
my fellow Grizzledums help me.
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I'm known for my stomach aches.
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My character was cut
from the movies.
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- Aah!
- Get him!
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[sighs] This is a good time
to call Grampa
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and see how Maggie's doing.
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PUFFLESNUFF: Carve a lightning
bolt in his head!
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Hello, Mabel.Can I have my dad?
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Sure thing, Marge.
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Patching you through
to Throwback 7244.
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(phone rings)
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Hey, Marge,
everything is A-okay,
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which was a popular slogan
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during Martin Van Buren's
election campaign because...
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Ooh, thank God
I'm on my anti-rambling meds.
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I remember the first day
I went on them.
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That's it.
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Anyway, Maggie's having fun
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with her little friend.
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We're at the beach?!
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I better put on sunscreen.
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(humming)
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♪ ♪
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(exhales)
I finally know what it's like
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to be a British beverage.
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Gently back and forth,
back and forth.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Bart!
Stop playing with the wheel.
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Only if Homer buys us something
at the gift shop!
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Why do I keep thinking
these places will be fun?
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You don't!
It's a place you can be with us
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without having to talk to us.
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(Bart laughs evilly)
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Oh, finally,
a place to spend money.
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I'll take three of each wand
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plus holsters and the
five-year magic care warranty.
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And I'll pick the one
that costs a little extra
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because they also give
a wand to a needy child.
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(groans)
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(grunting)
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Aw.
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Listen to her,
purring like a kitten.
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(gasps) Grampa, when was
the last time you saw Maggie?
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I just changed her diaper
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before I put the cat out.
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Uh-oh.
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- Maggie!
- Where are you, Mags?
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Ask Grampa, maybe he knows.
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(knocking)
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Simpsons, I don't know
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if Heaven's missing an angel,
but I think you might be.
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Oh, my sweet baby!
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Flanders, I owe ya one.
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Well, sir, could you give me
back my Allen wrench?
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(scoffs)
This guy names his tools.
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Grampa, I'm afraid we'll never
ask you to babysit again.
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Who says I want to?
You never even pay me!
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Well, you can rest easy
knowing if anything did happen,
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she has the only insurance
you truly need.
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A simple Christian baptism.
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Actually,
we haven't gotten around
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to baptizing her yet.
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You mean
this child could've been
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cast into God's basement
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of eternal burning,
because you were "too busy"?
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We could baptize her soon,
if you want to be the godfather.
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Oh, no can-doodily.
I'm already the godfather
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to 1,100 children.
Take one of these.
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- It'll buzz
when I have an opening.
- (buzzes)
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This is for a baptism?
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My wife is Shinto and I worship
the Klingon faith of Ba-a-a-a.
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We thought this was
for Tony Roma's.
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Good night!
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I can't stop thinking
about Maggie not being baptized.
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What if...
the unspeakable happens?
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Are you saying that just
because we don't splash
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a little water on her
she's gonna burn forever?
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Sleep well, knowing
current religious thought
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is Maggie won't go to Hell.
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Although that's
always up for debate.
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- Mm. (snores)
- (sighs)
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Hmm.
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♪ ♪
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Ah! Ah.
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Nice and unbaptized.
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She'll play
in an unsanitary ball pit
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- for all eternity.
- (gasps)
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(Devil laughing)
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And I'm here, too!
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And I've got Milhouse
growing on my back.
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I'm the front
and you're the back!
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- I'm the front!
- (grunts)
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Ow!
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We have
to get Maggie baptized now.
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Either Patty or Selma could be
the godmother.
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Well, that would insult
one of them.
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But I want
to insult both of them.
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What we really need
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for the godfather
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is someone
who goes to church weekly,
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not the Christmas
and Easter crowd.
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Lousy part-time Protestants.
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I go every week
and sleep through mass
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like a real Christian.
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Homie, this is important to me.
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I get it, but can't this wait?
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You go find her a godfather!
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The classiest person you know.
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- BOTH: Hey!
- Wait a minute!
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I wasn't watching that!
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Guys, this is serious.
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I'm looking for a godfather
for my little angel.
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Aw, what a cutie.
Let me give her a sip of beer.
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Okay, you're out.
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If I'm out, Carl's out.
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I decide who tells
me what to do. Moe?
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You're out, Carl. So, Homer,
I hear you're lookin' for...
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You're out. Barney?
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- You're out.
- Aw!
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Godfather? Well let's see.
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I have done a great
job with Ralphie.
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HOMER:
Wiggum out.
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Don't worry, sweetie. You don't
need a godfather right away.
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You're gonna live
a long, long time.
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Here's another avoidable death
you've gotten us into.
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(sobbing)
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Fat Tony!
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You saved us!
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Not I.
It was the Blessed Mother.
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You're religious, too.
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You'd be a great godfather,
if it weren't for...
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If it weren't for what?
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Uh... you know...
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No, I do not know.
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(whimpers)
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What a cute little bambina.
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(Maggie giggling)
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I accept your offer.
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I will be godfather
to your child.
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Yeah, but, but, but...
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You did offer it to me,
didn't you?
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He said it.
We got it all on tape.
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(sobs)
I truly appreciate this.
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I have nothing innocent
and pure in my life,
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but now I have
this sweet little angel.
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Great, great.
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This'll be just
likeThe Godfather.
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- The what?
- You know, the movie
The Godfather.
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- Never heard of it.
- It's about a guy like you,
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who does what you do.
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Which is what?
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Um, legitimate business.
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He sounds like quite the fellow,
this godfather.
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I've seen Shark Tale
and Analyze This,
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but that sounds even better.
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Fat Tony can't be godfather.
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We'd be better off
with Mr. Burns.
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I asked him.
He's allergic to new baby smell.
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(knocking)
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Pardon me for dropping
by unannounced,
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but I could not help but notice
that my goddaughter-to-be has
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an outdated car seat
facing in the wrong direction.
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(whimpers)
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So, I have taken
the liberty of purchasing you
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the most exclusive,
top-of-the-line
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car seat:
the Ferrari Protect-a-rossa.
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Well, that's very nice, but...
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And you, the mama,
will drive her more safely
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in this Luxus SUV
I have leased in your name.
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It's got everything.
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Blindspot monitors...
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built-in humidor, a GPS
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that doesn't think
it's better than you.
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MALE VOICE:
Sure, let's try it your way.
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- Oh...
- FAT TONY: Hmm?
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Fat Tony, I'm sorry,
but you can't be the godfather.
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Marge, think about this.
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Your baby will want
to go to an elite preschool,
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a prestigious prep school,
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a college with the ivy.
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I could help you
with all these things.
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You can really do that?
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With the soccer coaches
and admissions officers
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I have in my pocket
like so many yogurt melties.
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We'll play along
until we can get out of it.
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Godfather.
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Welcome to the family.
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Welcome to the family.
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MARGE:Okay, just get through this.
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Then you never seethe godparents again.
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Always so nice to see you,
Fat Tony.
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Is everything okay?
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Please, please, say it's okay.
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Why you no answering?
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I'm a-gonna die!
And I've never been-a to Italy!
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(sobbing)
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Everything's fine.
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Ah, I knew it.
Have-a some parmesan.
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My hand!
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It's-a having a heart attack!
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Now, I take my duties
as godfather seriously.
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I might almost be intrusive.
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Almost.
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First, I want to help
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with little Margaret's
religious development.
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For my first communion,
my sainted mother gave me
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this book and ten dollars,
which was a fortune to me.
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I never spent it.
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Mama!
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First, the queen of all saints,
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Mary, the only woman in history
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who had the ugatz
to be a mother and a virgin.
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Actually, the virgin birth
is the doctrine
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of traditional Christianity.
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Not Protestants.
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La beata madre è stata
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concepita senzapeccato originale.
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Quindi è possibileche sia madre e vergine.
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Oh. Got it.
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This is Saint Lucia,
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which may or may not be
where my money is.
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And this is St. Zeno of Verona,
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the saint of learning to speak.
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For you, Margaret.
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Hmm.
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Ah, you got to love
a religion with merch.
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Maybe this could work out.
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You just enjoy riding
in a safe car for once.
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Yes! Yes! Yes, I do!
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For the family.
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Stop so we can do
the door again.
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Whoa, Mama!
(laughs)
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D'oh!
256
00:11:12,321 --> 00:11:14,731
I can't believe the boss
has us babysitting.
257
00:11:14,824 --> 00:11:17,384
I broke out of prison for this?
258
00:11:20,830 --> 00:11:22,329
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
259
00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:25,183
Careful, those babies got those
super sharp fingernails!
260
00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:30,105
Here ya go, Baby Boss.
261
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,029
Mangia. Mangia.
262
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:39,513
Leave no evidence.
263
00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:41,348
Boss,
Benny down at the liquor store
264
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,776
is late on his payment. Again.
265
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,686
Let me break his kneecaps.
266
00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:47,038
Marone a mi!
267
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,449
You never ever talk that way
in front of a baby.
268
00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:51,209
Uh, uh, okay, uh,
269
00:11:51,436 --> 00:11:53,878
what if we give him
a boo-boo to the brain?
270
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:56,697
Make him go night-night forever?
271
00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:57,915
Disgusting!
272
00:11:58,142 --> 00:12:00,276
You give the kiss of death
with that mouth?
273
00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:02,870
Now, if you'll excuse me...
274
00:12:02,964 --> 00:12:05,039
I have to take
sweet little Maggie
275
00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,208
to Guido and Me class.
276
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,118
(humming happily)
277
00:12:09,212 --> 00:12:11,304
I think the boss is
gettin' soft.
278
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,064
Next thing you know,
he'll be startin'
279
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,233
alegitimate
legitimate business!
280
00:12:15,460 --> 00:12:17,402
Eh, I think
you're imagining things.
281
00:12:17,629 --> 00:12:21,055
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,little star ♪
282
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,649
♪ Let me hotwire you a car ♪
283
00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:26,819
♪ We'll change the plates,I know a guy ♪
284
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,822
♪ You'll be my little alibi. ♪
285
00:12:29,975 --> 00:12:32,658
(laughs)
You stole my heart.
286
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,644
You little criminal.
287
00:12:34,662 --> 00:12:36,588
(all groaning)
288
00:12:37,665 --> 00:12:39,090
(all gasping)
289
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,575
Ah, it's-a so sad.
290
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,003
Fat Tony has been
a very good boss.
291
00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:48,174
I have too much respect
for him not to kill him.
292
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,493
Eh, what do you think,
Johnny Tightlips?
293
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:53,162
I don't want
to do nothin' to nobody.
294
00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:55,681
So... you want to do
somethin' to somebody.
295
00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,333
Exactly.
296
00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,502
Does Maggie seem different
to you?
297
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:00,686
I'm worried.
298
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,672
Uh, Marge,
let me put it this way.
299
00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:04,340
We can't be bad parents,
300
00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:07,268
because bad parents can't
get their kid into...
301
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,013
the finest preschool in town!
302
00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:11,438
Maggie has been admitted
303
00:13:11,533 --> 00:13:13,941
to the Preschool
for the Performing Arts?
304
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:15,960
They have a three-year wait.
305
00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:18,521
Is she in the morning class
or afternoon?
306
00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:19,780
Morning.
307
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,633
- Mm.
- (knocking)
308
00:13:21,784 --> 00:13:24,285
I'm afraid we have
an agreement
309
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:26,212
and you have not held up
your end.
310
00:13:26,364 --> 00:13:28,807
We are going for a ride.
311
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:31,476
(whimpering)
312
00:13:34,873 --> 00:13:37,315
No!
313
00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:42,136
No goddaughter of mine
will miss Sunday service.
314
00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,138
Oh, but I'm hungover.
315
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:46,307
We were gonna go at 1:00 p.m.
316
00:13:46,401 --> 00:13:48,493
I'm afraid there ain't
no 1:00 p.m. no more.
317
00:13:48,644 --> 00:13:50,811
Low attendance whacked it
from the schedule.
318
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:52,055
I knew it.
319
00:13:52,148 --> 00:13:53,239
You make a deal with the devil,
320
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,666
and look where you wind up.
321
00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,392
- (snoring)
- Wake up.
322
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:57,335
(blabbering)
323
00:13:57,562 --> 00:13:58,819
Oh, come on, man.
324
00:13:58,897 --> 00:14:00,396
Even the priest is asleep.
325
00:14:00,565 --> 00:14:01,840
(yawns)
326
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:05,176
Please rise
and open your hymnals.
327
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:09,422
(whispers)
He said open your book.
328
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,426
♪ You were so right, I'ma moron, I'm so frightened ♪
329
00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:17,564
♪ Bail us out now,I am out of ideas. ♪
330
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:22,418
Look, if we're direct
and say he can't be godfather,
331
00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:24,270
what's the worst
that can happen?
332
00:14:24,422 --> 00:14:26,180
Did you seeThe Godfather?
333
00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:27,773
I saw the wedding part.
334
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:29,534
Does anything happen after that?
335
00:14:29,685 --> 00:14:32,537
That Carlo seems
like a wonderful husband.
336
00:14:32,764 --> 00:14:35,598
- What are you talking about?
- Uh, Mister Fat?
337
00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:38,710
There's a non-whacking matter
I need to discuss with you.
338
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,620
I also have
to tell you something.
339
00:14:40,772 --> 00:14:44,123
Your daughter is cute, smart,
and sweet as a hung jury.
340
00:14:44,275 --> 00:14:46,551
So I will honor
all of you next Sunday
341
00:14:46,778 --> 00:14:49,870
with tickets to Itchy
and Scratchy's Christmas On Ice.
342
00:14:49,964 --> 00:14:54,041
Now, what did you want
to tell me?
343
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,227
I, um, uh, stall, stall...
344
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:58,287
play for time...
(stammers)
345
00:14:58,306 --> 00:15:01,048
I wanted to tell you
how great you look in that suit.
346
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,458
Why, thank you.
347
00:15:02,477 --> 00:15:04,051
Why do people have
such difficulty
348
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,612
telling me how great I am?
349
00:15:10,059 --> 00:15:12,243
This is
the first business I've had
350
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:14,895
where in the back room is
just more of the same.
351
00:15:14,989 --> 00:15:17,140
Thoughts?
352
00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:19,066
Hey, these diaper bags
are great.
353
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,144
You could hide a brick
of nose candy in here.
354
00:15:21,237 --> 00:15:23,737
No, youmezzo arguto paisan!
355
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,239
This is all aboveboard.
356
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,074
I want to be family friendly.
357
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,743
You mean "the family" family?
358
00:15:29,837 --> 00:15:31,854
I mean every family!
359
00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,656
Except the Branzinos.
360
00:15:33,749 --> 00:15:35,158
Death to them.
361
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:36,325
ALL THREE:
Death to them.
362
00:15:36,419 --> 00:15:37,268
Hey, boss, maybe you can get
363
00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:39,679
your little Maggie one of these.
364
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:42,565
You would body shame a baby?!
365
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,593
- (door closes)
- I've seen enough.
366
00:15:46,762 --> 00:15:48,613
This Sunday we make our move.
367
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:50,281
Can we make it Saturday?
I got a thing.
368
00:15:50,508 --> 00:15:52,508
-Move your thing.
- I already moved it
369
00:15:52,527 --> 00:15:54,285
for the thing that was cancelled
for the you know what
370
00:15:54,512 --> 00:15:56,028
where we did that thing
we did not do.
371
00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:58,272
That didn't happen
two weeks ago.
372
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,940
You don't know about that!
373
00:16:00,034 --> 00:16:02,868
You don't know
what I don't know.
374
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,521
Um, we certainly appreciate
375
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,373
all you've done for us.
376
00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,677
Maggie has all the bling
a toddler could want.
377
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:14,455
Don't look at me.
378
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,724
They fell off the back
of a tricycle.
379
00:16:18,536 --> 00:16:20,127
(crying)
380
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,522
(gasps)
What have we done?
381
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:27,043
Uh, Maggie! What are ya doin'?
382
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:28,987
I didn't mean it! Maggie!
383
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,156
Fat Tony, get away from my kid!
384
00:16:34,385 --> 00:16:36,035
That's it.
385
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,832
Fine. I see.
386
00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,060
Excuse me,
there is an urgent matter
387
00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,045
I must attend to.
388
00:16:57,925 --> 00:16:59,242
(burps)
389
00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:02,002
Homer, can I tell you
a little secret?
390
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,580
- No, no, please don't!
- It's a good secret.
391
00:17:04,599 --> 00:17:07,191
I'm finally getting out of
this terrible business I'm in.
392
00:17:07,343 --> 00:17:10,010
And into the slightly
less cutthroat business
393
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:11,937
of maternity wear.
394
00:17:12,090 --> 00:17:13,865
I'm gonna get my soul back.
395
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:16,776
And Maggie is my inspiration.
396
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:19,019
- Aw.
- Give me one more day
397
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:20,872
to prove
that I belong in her life.
398
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,707
I'll see what I can do.
399
00:17:22,784 --> 00:17:24,959
(giggles)
400
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:28,104
Legs! Louie! Get in here!
401
00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:29,363
Dispose of this.
402
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,425
I don't want
to know where or how.
403
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,469
Ain't nobody gonna
find this now.
404
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,522
Uh, marone.
You never forget that smell.
405
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,415
Remember: take the gun.
406
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,250
Leave the Zamboni.
407
00:18:06,477 --> 00:18:08,978
Okay, this is it.
I'm ending it today.
408
00:18:09,071 --> 00:18:12,298
In a public place
with a lot of witnesses.
409
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,673
Well, Fat Tony,
this is really fun,
410
00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,825
but where is everyone else?
411
00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:25,103
On the suggestion
of my coworkers,
412
00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,772
who only have
my best interests in mind,
413
00:18:27,999 --> 00:18:29,832
I bought out the whole arena
414
00:18:29,925 --> 00:18:32,426
for my dear little Maggie.
415
00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,595
No audience means no witnesses!
416
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,114
What's going on?
417
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,357
Fat Tony, I beg you!
418
00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:41,268
Stop being
my daughter's godfather!
419
00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,621
If you do, I'll clean for you,
I'll cook for you.
420
00:18:43,772 --> 00:18:45,531
I'll be your mama!
421
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,583
God rest her soul.
422
00:18:48,944 --> 00:18:50,444
I must refuse your offer.
423
00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:53,131
I made a promise to God
to watch your baby.
424
00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:55,949
And he's the only boss
I answer to.
425
00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:59,286
Except that guy in Kansas City.
426
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:00,972
MARGE:Oh, no! No!
427
00:19:01,123 --> 00:19:02,548
We're stuck with him forever!
428
00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,392
Maggie's in Hell already!
429
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,710
Johnny Tightlips!
430
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,470
This is it, Tony.
431
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,231
You did the worst thing
a mob boss could ever do.
432
00:19:19,384 --> 00:19:21,384
Care about somebody else.
433
00:19:21,402 --> 00:19:24,162
I thought you was
with me on this double cross!
434
00:19:24,389 --> 00:19:27,147
We'll never turn on Tony!
He's my cousin!
435
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,666
I thought he was my cousin!
436
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:30,242
Well, he's somebody's cousin.
437
00:19:30,395 --> 00:19:32,561
And in this world,
that's what counts.
438
00:19:32,563 --> 00:19:34,321
You would betray me?
439
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,414
(grunts)
440
00:19:35,566 --> 00:19:36,716
(gasps)
441
00:19:38,753 --> 00:19:41,070
No, Maggie, no! I'm sorry!
442
00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:43,664
- That's not me!
- Oh, isn't it?
443
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,241
Oh, my God, you're right.
444
00:19:45,334 --> 00:19:46,851
I cannot change who I am.
445
00:19:47,078 --> 00:19:49,169
Also that maternity store
was a joke.
446
00:19:49,263 --> 00:19:51,004
They look, but don't buy.
447
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,933
But, Maggie, it's not too late
for you to go straight.
448
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,585
I'm stepping back as godfather.
449
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:57,895
- Finally.
- Thank God.
450
00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,513
(grunting)
451
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,606
Oops.
452
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:03,426
Here's the keys to the SUV.
453
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,453
(both grunting)
454
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:11,951
You have to let go
for me to take them back.
455
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:13,436
I know, let me just
456
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:15,454
open the doors one more time.
457
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:16,697
(alarm chirps)
458
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,549
(grunts, groans)
459
00:20:18,701 --> 00:20:20,943
Maggie, my darling.
460
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:23,370
Thank you for reminding me
of everything
461
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,539
that's good and sweet
in this world.
462
00:20:25,633 --> 00:20:27,708
And now, ciao bella.
463
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,118
(sniffing)
Ew, uh,
464
00:20:29,136 --> 00:20:31,562
before you go... could you?
465
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,397
Just when I thought I was out,
466
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,067
they drag me back in.
467
00:20:50,141 --> 00:20:51,398
I'm not afraid to say it.
468
00:20:51,492 --> 00:20:53,417
If this keeps up,
I'm calling HR.
469
00:20:53,644 --> 00:20:56,545
You mean Harry the Rat?
He's buried right over there.
470
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,927
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