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♪♪
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♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
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♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
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[ School bell rings ]
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I didn't get
any sleep last night.
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I was up working
on my coding project.
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Turned out good, though.
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I already had
swim practice today,
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have a trig test later,
and AP French presentation.
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Nice!
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But French is
a dead language.
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Everybody taking Japanese
say "Mochiron da yo!"
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Mochiron da yo.
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Come on, buddy,
get amped.
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Your energy
is down here, right,
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and I need it up here.
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Ryan Porter's party invites
drop today.
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It's gonna be epic.
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♪ Ba, ba ♪
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[ Humming ]
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Bah!
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Can you believe
because we're women,
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we're gonna earn
17.7% less than Mister...
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[ Imitates Luke
humming ]
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[ School bell rings ]
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"Meet me
in the library"?
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Let's go.
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Sorry, but, um,
as a rule,
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I don't follow
suspicious notes
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to a second location,
so...
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No, come on, Miles,
I'm curious now.
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Hey, Luke, grab the lectern
in case we need it.
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You don't get to tell me
what to do.
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I'm grabbing it.
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♪♪
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Alicia: Oh, there's my class!
Welcome to Honors Debate.
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I'm your new teacher,
Ms. Gomez,
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but call me Alicia,
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Or "My Shero."
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Little too much?
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You probably didn't need
the word "little,"
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but yeah.
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[ Chuckles ] Okay.
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Principal Maris left me
an attendance list,
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but I don't know
who's who, so...
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I'll start. I'm --
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I want to see if I can make
a better second impression
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by matching the name
to the vibe.
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[ Sighs ] Robyn.
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Sounds cool, sounds edgy.
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You?
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Yeah.
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Makes you Makayla?
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Yes.
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And now
the wall of dudes!
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I'm gonna go with
Terrell, Miles, Luke.
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That's amaz--
How did you do that?
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It's my gift.
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That, and she included
your pictures
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next to your names.
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[ Laughs ]
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Gotcha.
I'm really proud of that.
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Let's start class.
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♪♪
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Hey, uh, what happened
to your old teacher, anyway?
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Oh, Mr. Stasseson
watched an X Games promo,
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went full-on
midlife crisis,
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and decided
to try snowboarding.
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Did he got a concussion
or break a bone or something?
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That depends.
Are teeth bones?
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'Cause then,
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yeah, all of them.
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May I ask a question?
Why are we in the library?
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You guys are in traditional
classrooms all day long,
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and it's always been
a part of my teaching sell
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to, like, switch things up.
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Really? Okay.
Where did you teach before?
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Nowhere.
This is my first time.
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But I'm feeling
really good about it.
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Don't worry.
I got this.
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So, uh,
FightingFoxesRule.
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Okay!
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That's
the Wi-Fi password,
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so we will teach
ourselves
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while you do what all the other
substitute teachers do --
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check your 'Gram,
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uh, listen to
murder podcasts, whatever.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Hey, dude.
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Not a sub.
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Permanent teacher
in charge of your grade.
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Uh-oh!
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Think we got off
on the wrong foot, Ali.
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Can I call you Ali?
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Absolutely not.
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Okay.
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According to the syllabus,
you are debating...
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cancel culture.
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Does anybody want to
start us off?
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Always happy
to go first.
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Cancel culture originated
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to protect minorities from --
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Oh, wait, that is the
textbook definition, Terrell.
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And I really want to know
how it makes you feel.
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Well, it's definitely
making me regret
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the whole
"happy to go first" thing.
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Look, eventually, somebody's
going to ask you guys
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for your personal opinion
on something,
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and if you don't have one,
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it's gonna bite you GPA junkies
on the ass.
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Can she call us
junkies?
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Well, you can't leave out
the GPA part,
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'cause that
might get me fired,
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maybe even canceled.
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You see what I did there?
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I brought it all the way back.
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That was a really good
teaching moment, huh?
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And she's sitting
next to me.
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Oh, I like to move
around a lot,
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so you might want to get
used to it.
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Alright. Anybody have
an actual opinion?
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All right, fine.
Cancel culture sucks.
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Look, I'm captain
of the swim team,
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and college recruiters
are all up in my Insta.
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I'm always sweatin'
making a mistake,
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in or out of the pool.
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I'll be back.
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So, do you guys feel like,
if you make one mistake,
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it's gonna ruin
your whole life?
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Are you familiar
with the Internet?
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Truth is,
we've worked way too hard
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to let anything
jeopardize our futures,
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in or out of the pool.
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You really like saying that,
don't you?
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I really do.
[ Chuckles ]
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Okay, but we can't make all
of our decisions based on fear.
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Uh, Miles, what is the biggest
risk you've taken this year?
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I don't know.
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Probably attending class
in the library.
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♪♪
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[ Grunting ]
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Give me my Pop-Tart!
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Ms. Gomez.
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Principle Maris. Hi.
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How is your first day
going?
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It actually started out
kind of rough --
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You know what?
That's my fault.
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I'm not in the mood
for small talk today.
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Um, this is from
the Parents' Association.
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Ooh, welcome basket.
Nice!
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Mm, it's actually
more of a "Warning Basket."
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You teach
an advanced elective
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full of academically
obsessed teens.
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Shocker --
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the parents are
even more obsessed.
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Like in a good way, right?
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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Yes, because obsession is
usually a positive thing.
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Anyhoo, um,
all these parents care about
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is getting their
oh-so-very special children
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into elite colleges.
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And if they feel that you're
derailing that in any way,
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they're gonna make it
my problem,
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which, in turn,
will be your problem.
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Hence the Warning Basket.
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Enjoy.
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Yeah, no,
message received
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and processed and...
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received.
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I couldn't think of
a third word.
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I'm so sorry.
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You're a little scared of me,
aren't you?
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Yes, I am.
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That is so sweet.
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Look, you have to understand
all the issues
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that these young kids
are going through,
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but you were one of them
like 10 minutes ago.
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I mean...
the way you carry yourself,
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your complete
unearned confidence.
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Honestly, it's like
you're still one of them.
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You don't seem happy
about that.
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It's not my favorite.
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Still, with your past,
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I think you have
a unique ability
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to connect
with these kids.
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Or not.
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In which case,
no biggie,
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we'll move on.
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[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
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Just, like, let me know
either way.
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Don't make me like you.
That's not fair.
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Miles:
Our names aren't on the list.
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No surprise, really.
You and I never get invited.
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Okay. I know that this
is a popularity thing.
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But I thought I might
pull the invite this year.
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After all,
I came back 3 inches taller.
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I upgraded my look
to business casual.
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My voice is lower.
[ Chuckles ]
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[ Deep voice ]
'Sup, Sarah?
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FYI, I'm getting
my driver's license
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five months
from yesterday.
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That exchange went a lot better
in your head, didn't it?
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Yes, it did.
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Live and ya learn.
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I really enjoy her.
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[ Normal voice ]
Whatever!
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She's missing out,
'cause I'm like Tesla --
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my stock is on the rise.
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Miles: Hey, guys.
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Hey, I just saw the invites.
Are you guys okay?
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Yeah, thanks.
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It would've been nice
to be included.
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If it makes you feel
any better,
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I never go to Ryan's
lame-ass parties.
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Why?!
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If it weren't
for my practice
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and physics lab,
I would be there.
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Those parties
are epic.
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Really? 'Cause you're
talking to our friends
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who weren't invited.
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Right!
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Parties suck.
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Yeah.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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♪♪
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Hey.
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Just help yourself.
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I-I'm much more interested
in hearing how your first day --
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Oh, you got gummy worms?!
[ Laughs ]
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I'm Elliot.
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Hey. Alicia.
What do you teach?
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The truth.
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Actually, English.
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And I also coach J.V. basketball
and supervise the A.V. Club.
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So if you need help
with your SMART Board
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or your jump shot,
I'm your guy.
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Wow. You're really into
this teaching thing, huh?
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I'm a teacher, so...
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yeah.
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I just wanted a job where
we could leave at 3:00 p.m.
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and still score
health insurance.
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You do know you got to
grade papers and homework
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after school, right?
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You do know
I teach debate, right?
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You argue,
you get an A.
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Look, I tried the whole
"all work, all day" thing.
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It did not go well.
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I'm talking like...
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[ Imitates explosion,
screams ]
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Can't wait to hear
the story.
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Mm. You should turn your dial
to disappointment
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'cause that story
will never be told.
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Look, uh, cool teach
to cool teach,
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our job,
it's not like other gigs.
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Teaching's a calling.
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You can't be great at it
and not get sucked in.
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I'm not getting sucked in,
though.
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00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,648
Well, I've heard that before,
but you're like --
261
00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:43,816
you're like a fish
262
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,217
just staring
at a worm on a hook.
263
00:09:45,284 --> 00:09:47,086
You're saying
you're not gonna eat it.
264
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:50,957
But after a while, you think,
"Um, maybe just a bite."
265
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:51,991
[ Chuckles ]
266
00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,326
I'm not eating a worm,
dude.
267
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,727
Oh, I'm calling you
"early bird,"
268
00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:56,829
'cause you will go to town
on that worm.
269
00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,132
Then, uh-oh,
you got a taste for 'em.
270
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:01,334
Next thing you know,
271
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,668
you're not just giving
a student extra help.
272
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,003
You're taking them
on guided tours
273
00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,238
of 18 out of the 21
California missions.
274
00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:07,506
[ Chuckles ]
275
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:09,909
Oh, my God, Elliot.
Did you actually do that?
276
00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:11,510
[ Mumbles ]
It's not important.
277
00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:15,581
♪ This is gettin' heavy,
can you hear the bass boom? ♪
278
00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:18,351
And that pretty much
sums up cancel culture.
279
00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,152
I yield my time.
280
00:10:20,252 --> 00:10:21,520
[ Thud ]
281
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,924
Okay, is Luke definitely
doing our debate conclusion?
282
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,993
Because you can't keep
ending every argument with,
283
00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,529
"As a future U.S. Senator,
I know I am right."
284
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,765
You can if it's true.
285
00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,469
God, grant me the confidence
of a white man.
286
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,972
Guys, our first
inter-school debate
287
00:10:40,039 --> 00:10:41,807
is not for a couple weeks,
so we don't need to
288
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:44,010
figure out
who opens and closes yet.
289
00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:46,512
More importantly,
you're all too formal.
290
00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:49,181
You're defeating the purpose
of the casual classroom.
291
00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,117
Come on, spread out.
Get comfy.
292
00:10:52,151 --> 00:10:53,986
Extra credit
if you spread out.
293
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,391
Come on!
This library setup is legit.
294
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,893
The water fountain up there --
best one in the school.
295
00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,294
The water is ice-cold.
296
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:05,064
All in favor of making
the relocation permanent.
297
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,132
No way!
298
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,700
Miles,
it was a fake vote.
299
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,069
Did you not hear
how cold the water is?
300
00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,203
Sorry.
301
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,240
I just got invited
to Ryan's party.
302
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,541
Nice!
303
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:18,010
Hey, I'm betting I'll get added
to the list, too.
304
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,912
[ Chuckles ]
Refreshing.
305
00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,716
Refreshing.
306
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,085
Found out
why I got neg.
307
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,753
Short Sarah
told Tall Sarah
308
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:30,723
to tell Ryan's girlfriend,
Vegan Sarah, not to invite me,
309
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,024
'cause on our group text,
310
00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,759
I hit "thumbs down"
instead of "haha"
311
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,528
on her joke about oat milk.
312
00:11:35,594 --> 00:11:37,763
Hey, anyone need a refill?
313
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,098
Yes, please.
314
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,599
Still not going,
though.
315
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,202
My parents want me to work
on Model UN with Luke.
316
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,336
Well, y'all know I'm out.
317
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:45,738
I'm teaching chess club
318
00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,239
how to play "Overwatch" tonight
for 100 bucks.
319
00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:49,942
What?
You charged me $300!
320
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,078
That was
the asshat tax.
321
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,780
Wait, my invite says,
322
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,615
"You don't have to come
if you're too busy."
323
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:00,886
Oof. Um, I'm sorry, dude,
but that sounds like a mom-vite.
324
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,254
Terrell: Whoa, whoa.
Hold on, now.
325
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,223
Does your mom
even know Ryan's mom?
326
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,958
They're yoga besties.
327
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,761
Aww!
Old lady squad goals.
328
00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:11,030
But definite mom-vite.
329
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,799
Hey, skip the party.
Okay?
330
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:17,737
No, definitely go.
Dude, it is our way in.
331
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,472
Don't take advice
from Model UN over here.
332
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,639
Come on.
333
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,608
[ Indistinct shouting ]
334
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:23,876
Alicia: Hey, guys.
335
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,712
Shouldn't this be
about what Miles wants?
336
00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,316
Hey, how did getting
the invite make you feel?
337
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:32,885
Uh, psyched, I guess.
338
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:35,287
Then don't let fear
keep you from saying yes.
339
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,656
Go dance with a stranger.
340
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,458
I don't know,
eat an entire coffee cake.
341
00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,260
Unfriend your mom
on Facebook.
342
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,334
Okay, I'm in.
343
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,636
Taking risks.
I love it.
344
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,004
[ School bell rings ]
345
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,406
Alright.
Have a good weekend.
346
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,175
Hey, great job.
347
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,477
Oh, thank you so much.
348
00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,612
What'd I do?
349
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:00,813
Look.
350
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:03,482
Ryan and his crew
pick on people for fun.
351
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,951
Miles is too genuine.
They're gonna crush him.
352
00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,154
Well, you --
you can't be sure of that.
353
00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,622
Maybe Miles
will surprise you.
354
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:13,025
Maybe he'll be strong
and confident and...
355
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,193
strong.
356
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,462
Why can't I ever think
of a third word?
357
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,531
Okay, my shero.
358
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,768
♪♪
359
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:24,003
No, no.
360
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:25,471
My hair is way too short
to go out tonight.
361
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,641
Aren't there any parties
like six weeks from now?
362
00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,209
You always do this.
363
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,944
What is the worst
that could happen?
364
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,312
I do something stupid.
365
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:34,880
When I walk home,
I'm so in my head,
366
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,282
I get hit by a bus,
367
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:39,618
and at my funeral,
my hair is six weeks too short!
368
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,321
This is a big moment
for us, man.
369
00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,958
Just this once,
can you try to be optimistic?
370
00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:47,993
Ryan doesn't
want me there.
371
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,361
Nailed it.
372
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,800
Just think of all the hot guys
you'll get to meet,
373
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,236
and when we both
get the invite next time,
374
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:01,073
think of all the hot girls
who will get to meet me.
375
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,910
Besides, you remember
what Ali said in class?
376
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,178
Not to call her Ali.
377
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:08,714
[ Scoffs ] That doesn't
sound like Ali.
378
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,718
You can't let fear
keep you from saying yes.
379
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,553
And I need you
to understand,
380
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:17,656
when fear talks to me,
I listen.
381
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:20,659
Fear kept me
from getting frosted tips.
382
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:21,927
Fear is my friend.
383
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,929
Okay. I hear ya.
384
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,165
Forget the party.
385
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:27,433
[ Sighs ]
386
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,101
You're still gonna make me go,
aren't you?
387
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:32,438
Yep. You leave in...
30 minutes!
388
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:38,777
♪♪
389
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:43,015
[ Cellphone plays "Everything is
Awesome!" ringtone ]
390
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:44,884
Hey, you've reached Elliott.
This is a live person.
391
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,119
Leave a message.
392
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,554
Hello?
393
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,457
You are so lucky
I'm not the dork police.
394
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:54,627
Yeah, psht, I've been hassled
by them before.
395
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,462
Hey, uh, do you know
396
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,631
Miles Alvarez's
social media handle?
397
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,267
I gave him advice --
398
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:04,436
So, you are at home
on your own time,
399
00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:06,071
and you're worriedabout a student?
400
00:15:06,138 --> 00:15:08,440
Would you like some Sriracha
with that worm?
401
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,242
They're much better spicy.
402
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,444
I'm not worried.
403
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,079
Admit it,
or I won't help you.
404
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:23,088
Okay, you don't have to.
I'll help you anyway.
405
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,257
Miles and I follow each other
on Insta.
406
00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:27,793
Hold up. My iPad's still
connected to the SMART Board.
407
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,228
Oh, my God!
408
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,763
It's 7:00 on a Friday.
409
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:31,964
Are you still at school?
410
00:15:32,064 --> 00:15:33,265
No! What are you
talking about?
411
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:35,567
I'm at the club.
[ Imitates dance music ]
412
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:37,503
Turn that music down!
413
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:40,339
Okay, fine. Yes.
I'm here, okay?
414
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,775
Just text me
when you find his info, okay?
415
00:15:42,841 --> 00:15:44,009
Okay, done and done.
416
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,611
Call me abacus,
'cause you can count on --
417
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,180
Hello?
418
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,150
♪♪
419
00:15:51,250 --> 00:15:53,686
Oh, Miles promised
he'd livestream the party.
420
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,487
Do you mind
if we take a break?
421
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,922
Even though
it's Friday night
422
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,457
and we're studying
for Model UN,
423
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:00,159
I want to do this
forever.
424
00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,495
Get it.
425
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,468
Okay.
426
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,303
I'm here.
427
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,038
Waving hello to no one.
428
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:15,374
Hey.
429
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,109
And now I'm leaving.
430
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,712
Alvarez, you came!
431
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,281
Wow.
That sweater is green.
432
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,818
Bro, you look like
Pickle Rick.
433
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:27,786
Pickle Miles.
434
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,154
Wow.
435
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:31,957
I do not like
that Ryan at all.
436
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,525
I got to go tell
my mom.
437
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,327
She'll be stoked
you're here.
438
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,530
Mom-vite -- knew it.
439
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,132
Aw, man! Mom-vite.
440
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:41,800
Mm, frickin' mom-vite.
441
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:43,736
Aw, mom-vitation.
442
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,871
Aw, sweetie.
443
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,643
[ Video chat rings ]
444
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,145
What are you doing?
445
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:56,181
Hiding, thinking about
drowning myself in the toilet.
446
00:16:56,248 --> 00:16:58,550
Alright, dude.You got to get back out there.
447
00:16:58,650 --> 00:16:59,918
I mean, at Ryan's parties,
448
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,920
there's always guysplaying "Fortnite."
449
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,922
Go show off.You almost beat me once.
450
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,424
Nah, I don't think I can.
451
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:06,759
You just got to own it.
452
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,261
Alright. Work it.
Model faces.
453
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,729
Duck face.
454
00:17:12,831 --> 00:17:13,899
Smize.
455
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,667
Prune.
456
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,737
Alright.
Give me one of the Olsen twins.
457
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,174
[ Laughs ]
458
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:24,076
[ Chuckles ]
459
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,179
You're ready.
Get back out there.
460
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,282
Ryan is going at your friend
pretty hard.
461
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,285
Oh, no, no.
My boy's gonna turn it around.
462
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,054
Um, no offense,
463
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,357
but why do they call you
Tall Sarah?
464
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,592
It's an old nickname.
465
00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:43,362
In preschool,
I might've been a giant.
466
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,133
-Ohh!
-Oh.
467
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,301
You play claw grip?
468
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,436
Noice.
469
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:51,870
I've got skills.
470
00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,238
They're multiplying.
471
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,907
That's a line from "Grease."
472
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,043
I'm told.
473
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,648
Yo, Alvarez squads up
with me next.
474
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:03,949
I can't believe
he bounced back.
475
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:05,217
I can't believe
I'm not there.
476
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,219
I can't believe Ryan
doesn't know "Grease."
477
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,488
You know what?
I'm happy for Miles.
478
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,457
Me too.
[ Chuckles ]
479
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,126
Hey, you know this is
the boys' locker room, right?
480
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,561
Calm down.
481
00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,963
Yeah.
Nobody's naked.
482
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,333
You and I might date.
483
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,068
I haven't decided yet.
484
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:26,338
Wait. What now?
485
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,006
Did y'all hear?
486
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,343
Come on.
487
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:32,911
Oh, hey, Mrs. P,
488
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:35,347
I just wanted to thank you
for the mom-vite.
489
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,350
Check out Miles
owning it.
490
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,785
You're chill.
491
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,653
Why do you always
hang around that guy, Luke?
492
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,088
Awesome.
493
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,623
Wait, what?
494
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,024
He texted me twice,
495
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,026
asking if it was a mistake
he wasn't invited,
496
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,130
and then a third time
asking for my mom's number.
497
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,466
That's crazy desperate,
right?
498
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,502
Come on, bro.
499
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,971
Just admit it.
500
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,205
Um...
501
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:02,040
Yeah, I guess...
502
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,443
sometimes Luke
can be a little...
503
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,945
I don't know...
thirsty.
504
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,515
Crowd: Ohhh!
505
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:10,716
Verified --
506
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,619
Luke Burrowsis a thirsty boy.
507
00:19:13,685 --> 00:19:15,387
His own best friend.
508
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,122
[ Inhales sharply ]That's got to sting.
509
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,824
Ohh!
510
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,025
Ohh!
511
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,126
Ooh!
512
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,828
No, dude!
513
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,196
Oooh!
514
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,731
Fart!
515
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,733
So...
516
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,170
Model UN?
517
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,374
What the hell
is a thirsty boy?
518
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:40,412
♪♪
519
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,481
I really appreciate
you guys checking on me.
520
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,149
Yeah, you know
we got your back.
521
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:45,918
Plus, I love
these muffins.
522
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:49,588
[ Doorbell dings ]
523
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,023
[ Door closes ]
524
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,561
Um...
525
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:56,995
Carol said
you were here.
526
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,564
Who's Carol?
527
00:19:58,664 --> 00:19:59,731
Okay.
528
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:00,832
"Thirsty"?
529
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:01,900
How could you say that?
530
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,402
I know.
Just let me explain.
531
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:08,006
No. I defend you to anybody
who says stuff -- anybody.
532
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,776
Karate class, third grade --
You forgot your gi
533
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,511
and had to wear
your mom's pink shortie robe,
534
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,012
which she keeps
in her purse
535
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,281
for reasons that
we don't want to think about.
536
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:18,784
People laughed.
537
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,219
I defended you,
538
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,187
but you can't speak up
to that jerk?
539
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,957
You are that desperate
to be at some stupid party?
540
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,125
Quit pretending like
you didn't care about the party.
541
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,728
You only pushed me to go
so that you could have your in,
542
00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:31,897
your "stock's on the rise"
or whatever.
543
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,298
Who says stuff like that?
544
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,134
People who like
financial sector metaphors.
545
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,769
That's who.
546
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:42,774
Well, guess what?
547
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,309
It's a little thirsty.
548
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,247
You know what, Miles?
549
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:49,481
That's it.
550
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,283
We're done.
Good luck on your own.
551
00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:52,317
Oh, no.
552
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,552
What am I gonna do?
553
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,821
Are you kidding me,
man?
554
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,323
You are so afraid
of everything.
555
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,491
If it weren't for me,
556
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,828
you would never leave
your house.
557
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,565
♪♪
558
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:08,834
[ Bell dings ]
559
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,135
♪♪
560
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:11,970
Did you guys know
that Tall Sarah
561
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:14,139
is actually shorter
than Short Sarah?
562
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,175
Not the time.
563
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:21,947
♪♪
564
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,516
[ School bell rings ]
565
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,351
♪♪
566
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,519
No.
567
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,620
Ms. Gomez.
568
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,622
That is
a great color on you.
569
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:31,857
Is it?
570
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:34,993
How was your weekend?
571
00:21:35,093 --> 00:21:36,428
You don't like
small talk.
572
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,363
You don't care,
so this feels like a trap.
573
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:39,998
Well done.
574
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:41,700
You passed
the first test.
575
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,304
My weekend
was super fun.
576
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:47,806
Got some texts
from the parents,
577
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,809
and you know
how I love the parents.
578
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,344
Something about
you convincing someone
579
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,480
to go to a party
and thirsty boys.
580
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:56,682
I told them
you'd handle it.
581
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:58,150
You're smiling,
582
00:21:58,216 --> 00:22:00,052
but your eyes are chopping me
into little pieces.
583
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,020
Always believe the eyes.
584
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:10,495
♪♪
585
00:22:10,562 --> 00:22:11,563
[ Sighs ]
586
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,399
If only
someone saw this coming.
587
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:15,901
Yeah.
588
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,243
[ Sighs ]
589
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:30,315
Okay, cancel culture. Yeah?
Let's dive back in.
590
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,684
Uh, if someone does
something egregious,
591
00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:35,854
is it okay to call them out
and have them disappear forever?
592
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,423
Anyone want to say
anything?
593
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:42,094
Anyone?
594
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:48,533
Just do it!
595
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,038
Um...people
do need to know
596
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,707
that there are consequences
for their behavior.
597
00:22:56,608 --> 00:22:59,277
Especially
if they deserve it.
598
00:23:00,612 --> 00:23:03,949
But who decides
if they deserve it?
599
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,686
Think about it --
is every mistake one and done,
600
00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,122
or do people deserve
second chances?
601
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,458
Because that's how we make
change in the world.
602
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,260
Luke?
603
00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,131
Miles?
604
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,600
I'll go. Um...
605
00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,971
I understand wanting
to cancel somebody
606
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:29,574
if he said something
stupid and hurtful.
607
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,479
Ow! Okay.
608
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:41,153
Well, as a future Senator...
[ Chuckles ]
609
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:46,124
I know everyone deserves
a chance to apologize,
610
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:49,294
especially since
I didn't behave so well myself.
611
00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,963
I can't believe
I said all that stuff.
612
00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:54,166
I was nervous,
and I panicked.
613
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,667
I'm really sorry.
614
00:23:55,767 --> 00:23:59,004
I get it, man.
I do, but...
615
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:00,505
just to keep it 100,
616
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:03,108
it's gonna take me a while
to get over it.
617
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,677
I understand.
618
00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:10,515
Okay, over it!
Tell me everything.
619
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:12,784
Headline -- Ryan's room
620
00:24:12,851 --> 00:24:15,086
is filled with
participation trophies.
621
00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:16,588
It's tragic.
622
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,759
Luke: Next time
you're invited to Ryan's,
623
00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:23,695
I promise I will try
not to make it all about me.
624
00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:24,963
Non-issue,
625
00:24:25,030 --> 00:24:26,998
'cause I'm never
going anywhere again.
626
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,534
Whoa! Whoa!
627
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,136
That's the wrong lesson.
628
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:32,437
What happened
to taking risks?
629
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,773
Tried it.
It's not for me.
630
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,509
Look, I know that
high school is a minefield.
631
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,110
I mean, your parents
are in your ears.
632
00:24:39,177 --> 00:24:40,779
You have to take
the right classes
633
00:24:40,846 --> 00:24:42,180
and get into
the right colleges.
634
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,782
It's like you have to have
635
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:45,550
your entire lives
figured out right now
636
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:47,953
and one mistake could
derail everything --
637
00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,789
in or out of the pool.
638
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,492
I feel seen.
[ Chuckles ]
639
00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:56,962
Yeah, it's 'cause I know what
you guys are going through.
640
00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:58,129
No offense, really,
641
00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:01,132
but you have no clue
what it's like.
642
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,902
Look, 10 years ago...
643
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,637
I was you.
644
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:08,139
I was GPA-obsessed,
645
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,842
all school all the time.
646
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,646
Ugh.
647
00:25:14,713 --> 00:25:17,682
Look, when I graduated
from Yale,
648
00:25:17,749 --> 00:25:21,219
got hired by Google,
my life was supposed to be set,
649
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:24,523
but I was so focused
on success
650
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:27,259
that I forgot to figure out
what made me happier,
651
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,728
and it all boiled over
at a morning meeting
652
00:25:29,828 --> 00:25:32,764
that started with me spilling
a mango smoothie on myself
653
00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:36,268
and ended with me crying
on top of a ping pong table,
654
00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,536
screaming,
"I don't wanna be here!"
655
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,905
over and over and over.
656
00:25:40,005 --> 00:25:42,674
I'm still trying to get
that thing off YouTube.
657
00:25:42,741 --> 00:25:44,776
Makayla,
please don't look.
658
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:48,747
I just...
659
00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,849
I don't want you guys
to be like me.
660
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:53,285
I want you to stay open
to new things,
661
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,719
and don't let anybody tell you
662
00:25:54,786 --> 00:25:56,187
what you should be
passionate about,
663
00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,757
because that is
for you to decide.
664
00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:01,793
And if you don't,
I promise you...
665
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,562
you're gonna
regret it forever.
666
00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,302
How good
was that speech?
667
00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,937
I mean, like, an orchestra
668
00:26:12,037 --> 00:26:13,705
should have been playing
behind me or something,
669
00:26:13,772 --> 00:26:15,974
and at least one of you
should have clapped.
670
00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:18,810
Luke, it's too late.
671
00:26:18,910 --> 00:26:21,580
Felt it
when I did it, Ali.
672
00:26:21,646 --> 00:26:24,549
Okay. I am filling up
my water bottle,
673
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:25,817
and then we are actually
674
00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:27,319
gonna get into the next
debate topic,
675
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,988
'cause I am supposed to
teach you guys stuff.
676
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:35,594
♪♪
677
00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:36,661
I don't wanna be here.
678
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,163
What are you guys watching?
679
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:40,332
...wanna be here!I don't wanna be here!
680
00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:42,067
I'm not getting down!Get off me!
681
00:26:42,133 --> 00:26:44,002
No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
682
00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:45,837
No, no, no, no, no!
No! No! No!
683
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:49,274
♪ 'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars
tonight ♪
684
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:53,578
♪ So watch me bring the fire
and set the night alight ♪
685
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:54,613
♪ Hey! ♪
686
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,147
♪ Shining through the city ♪
687
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,283
♪ With a little funk and soul ♪
688
00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:02,687
♪ So I'mma light it up
like dynamite, whoa oh oh ♪
689
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,657
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, na, na-na-na ♪
690
00:27:05,757 --> 00:27:07,125
♪ Life is dynamite ♪
691
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:09,694
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, na, na-na-na ♪
692
00:27:09,794 --> 00:27:11,429
♪ Life is dynamite ♪
693
00:27:11,496 --> 00:27:14,799
♪ Shining through the city
with a little funk and soul ♪
694
00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:19,604
♪ So I'mma light it up
like dynamite, whoa oh oh ♪
695
00:27:19,671 --> 00:27:24,042
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
696
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,211
♪ Dy-na-na-na, na-na,
na-na, ayy ♪
697
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,346
♪ Light it up like dynamite ♪
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