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Well, I just might stake out a claim
and settle down here, Jim.

- It is spectacular, isn't it?
- It's a shame to have to intrude.

Well, the last scout ship reported
some pretty strange sensor readings.

Starfleet wants it investigated
and the inhabitants contacted.

We'll do what we're told.

The soil here is remarkably
rich and fertile, captain.

Husbandry would be
quite efficacious.

You sure about that?

Oh, quite sure.

Readings indicate the entire planet
is covered with growth like this.

Curious. Even at the poles there's
very little variation in temperature,

which maintains a planet-wide
average of 76 degrees.

I know. Almost impossible.

It makes me homesick.
Just like Russia.

More like the Garden of Eden,
ensign.

Of course, doctor. The Garden of Eden
was just outside Moscow.

A very nice place.

It must have made Adam and Eve
very sad to leave.

Just outside Moscow. All right.

There's a village about 17 kilometers
away on bearing 232.

We'll head that way.

Captain.

Captain.

Dead.

What did somebody say?

That paradise
must have looked like this?

KIRK:
Space, the final frontier.

These are the voyages
of the starship Enterprise.

Its five-year mission:
To explore strange new worlds,

to seek out new life
and new civilizations,

to boldly go where no man
has gone before.

KIRK:
Captain's log, stardate 3715.3.

While making a routine exploration of
the unexplored Gamma Trianguli VI,

one of my men has been killed
by a poisonous plant.

As soon as we get out of the way,
beam the body up.

Aye, captain.
It's a shame about Hendorff.

We seem to have a problem too.

What is it?

We're losing potency
in our antimatter pods.

I don't think it's serious,
but we're looking into it.

- What's causing it?
- I'm not sure, sir.

But we've run measurements on
the electromagnetic field of the planet,

and they are a wee bit abnormal.

That might have
something to do with it.

But you say there's
nothing to worry about?

Well, sir, I didn't exactly say that.

Stay on top of it. We got a job
to do here, might as well finish it.

I hear it's nice down there.

Yeah. It's nice.

If we're a little more careful,
we shouldn't run into any more trouble.

I could do with a nice walk
in a garden

with green leaves and grass.

We'll do the walking, Scotty.
You get on the antimatter pod.

If it gets any worse, let me know,
we'll beam up. Kirk out.

I find that most unusual, captain.

Scotty will handle it.
We've got a job to do.

Turn up anything
on your tricorder?

Indeed. Subsurface vibrations
for miles in all directions.

That's strange.

Quite strong, fairly regular,
artificially produced.

Mallory.

Yes, captain.

We're heading for the village.
Avoid contact with the humanoids,

but I want you and Marple to make
a full reconnaissance, so be careful.

There may be other danger
besides poisonous plants.

- Keep in constant communication.
- Aye, sir.

Captain.

What is it?

There's a humanoid
hiding directly behind us,

moving with remarkable agility,
bearing 18.

What is it, Mr. Spock?

A visitor,

and one wanting to retain
his anonymity, I should say.

All this beauty,

and now Mr. Hendorff dead,
somebody watching us...

It's frightening.

If you insist on worrying,

worry about me.

I've been wanting to get you
in a place like this for a long time.

Mr. Chekov, Yeoman Landon,
I know you find each other fascinating,

but we're not here to conduct
a field experiment in human biology.

I was just about
to take some readings.

Anything?

Whatever it is,
it moves like a cat.

Jim, I don't like this.

Neither do I. All hands.

We've been watched,
we'll probably be watched.

We're moving out. Formation L.

Interesting.
Extremely low specific gravity.

Some uraninite,
hornblende, quartz.

Fragile, good cleavage.
An analysis should prove interesting.

Would you mind being careful
where you throw your rocks, Spock?

Obviously highly unstable, captain.

This could be a find
of some importance.

In large quantities, it could be
a considerable source of power.

A Garden of Eden
with land mines.

Enterprise to Captain Kirk.

- Kirk here.
- Scott, sir.

Our antimatter pods
are completely inert.

I couldn't stop it, but I know why.

Why?

Something from the surface.
Like a pail of water on a fire.

A beam, maybe, or a transmission.
And it's still on.

I'm having it analyzed,

but it's like nothing
I've ever seen before.

And it's pinpointed in the area
of that village we located down there.

We're heading there now, Scotty.
Do you need any help?

There's nothing you can
do about it, sir.

There doesn't seem to be
any immediate danger.

All right, Scotty, we'll try and find out
what's going on down here. Kirk out.

If Scott is correct
about the force from the surface,

it may have to do
with the vibrations I read earlier.

Some kind of generator?

If so, an immense one.
Probably subterranean.

What's that?

McCOY: Some of the thorns
like those that killed Hendorff.

- See this stuff on the end?
- Mm.

It's like saponin,
only it's a thousand times stronger.

KIRK:
Peculiar stuff to find in paradise.

Jim!

Spock!

Spock!

Security alert.

Is he alive?

I filled him with enough Masiform D to
make the whole crew turn handsprings

and he's not responding.
Gotta get him back to the ship, Jim.

- Kirk to Enterprise.
- Scott here, sir.

We're beaming up.
Notify Transporter Room.

And make arrangements
to pick up Mallory and Marple.

They're scouting ahead of us.

Aye, aye, sir.

Transporter Room,
stand by to beam up landing party.

All hands!

Standing by, sir.

Energize.

Energize.

Scotty, energize.

Scotty, what's the matter?

We can't make
transporter contact, sir.

The entire system's inhibited.

The way it is now,
we couldn't beam up a fly.

KIRK:
Captain's log, supplementary.

Our investigation
of Gamma Trianguli VI

has suddenly turned into
a nightmare.

We're being watched and followed.
Mr. Spock has been injured.

And now we find
we are unable to return to the ship.

Scotty, is the transporter
malfunction tied in

with the trouble you're having
with the antimatter pods?

SCOTTY: I don't know, sir.
I'll check and get back to you.

Scott out.

McCOY:
Spock.

You all right?

Dr. McCoy's potion
is acting like all his potions,

turning my stomach.

Other than that, I am quite well.

If your blood were red
instead of green,

you wouldn't have
an upset stomach.

Just what do you think
you were trying to do?

I surmised you were
unaware of that plant, so I--

Stepped in front
and took the thorns yourself.

I assure you, captain,
I had no intention of doing that.

It was merely my own clumsiness

which prevented me
from moving out of the way.

I see. Well, next time just yell.

I can step out of the way
as quickly as the next man.

I shall do so.

Trying to get yourself killed.

You know how much Starfleet
has invested in you?

- 122,200--
- Never mind.

But thanks.

- Kaplan, take the post.
- Yes, sir.

Not only is something after us,
but it's after the ship as well.

Captain, to affect the ship
at this extreme range

would require a highly sophisticated
planetary defense system.

Thirty seconds ago
there wasn't a cloud in the sky.

Take cover!

Phasers.

A beautiful day, Mr. Spock.

Not a cloud in the sky.

Just like paradise.

[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]

Kirk here.

Mallory here, captain.

I'm near the village.

Coordinates 118 by 220.

[STATIC WHIRRING]

[MALLORY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER COMMUNICATOR]

Mallory.

Mallory, are you all right? Come in.

The village is primitive.

Strictly tribal, from the looks of it.

And, captain,
there's something else.

[STATIC WHIRRING]

Captain, come in.

Mallory. Mallory, are you all right?

Mallory!

Captain, those coordinates are
a short distance in that direction.

On the double.

It's over there, that way!
I never saw anything like it.

Mallory!

Marple, stand back. Watch it.

Rocks.

Kaplan...

Hendorff...

I know Kaplan's family.
Now Mallory.

Jim, you couldn't have stopped
any of this.

His father helped me
get into the academy.

Captain, in each case,
this was unavoidable.

- I could've prevented all of it.
- I don't see how.

Walk in paradise...

...among the green grass
and the flowers.

I should've beamed up
at the first sign of trouble.

You are under orders to investigate
this planet and this culture.

I also have the option
to disregard those orders

if I consider them overly hazardous.

This isn't that important
a mission, Spock,

not worth the lives
of three of my men.

I dropped my guard for a minute

because I like the smell
of growing things.

And now three men are dead,
and the ship's in trouble.

No one has ever stated that
Starfleet duty was particularly safe.

You've followed the correct
and logical course,

done everything a
commander could do.

Self-recriminations--

Captain,

our friend is back.

Marple. Mr. Chekov, at attention.

Gentlemen, something or someone
is behind that rock.

I want it.

Marple, cut around the rock,
to your right.

Make a loud noise. Be careful.

Spock, you and Chekov
create a diversion...

[WHISPERS]
...and make it loud.

[LOUDLY]
Mr. Chekov,

your tricorder readings
are totally inefficient.

Uh, mind your own
business, sir.

For your information,
I have a very high efficiency rating.

SPOCK: Ensign, I will not have you
address me in that tone of voice!

What do you want, violins?

[CRYING]

I won't hurt you.
Do you understand?

I won't hurt you.

You struck me...

...with your hand.

Well, I won't strike you again.

You've been following us,
watching us. Why?

I am the Eyes of Vaal.
He must see.

Who is Vaal?

Vaal is Vaal. He is...

...everything.

- Do you have a name?
- I am Akuta.

I am the leader
of the Feeders of Vaal.

They're not going to hurt you,
I promise you.

Akuta. Akuta.

We come in peace.

We would like
to speak to this Vaal.

Akuta alone speaks to Vaal.

I am the eyes
and the voice of Vaal.

It is Vaal's wish.

Captain, this is fascinating.

If you will permit me, sir?

Antennae?

They are my ears for Vaal.

They were given to me
in the Dim Time,

so the people could understand
his commands, and obey.

You speak of the People of Vaal.
Are they nearby?

We are close to Vaal
so we may serve him.

I shall take you there.

Enterprise to Captain Kirk.

[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]

Kirk here.

Condition Red! Condition Red!

[ALARM SOUNDS]

Captain, something has grabbed us
from the planet's surface.

Like a giant tractor beam.
And we can't break loose.

It's no use, Mr. Scott.
We're just barely holding our own.

Are the warp drives still out?

Aye, sir.
All we have is impulse power.

Put it on maximum.
Full emergency circuits.

They're all on, captain.

KIRK:
Status. Are you still holding?

- Kyle.
- No, sir. We're slipping.

Computer banks, Kyle.
Feed in our rate, get me a figure.

We might be able to pull out
with warp drive, but without it,

we're like a fly on flypaper.
Even worse.

We're starting to lose ground.
Hurry up with the figure, Kyle.

Maintain full reverse thrust
against the pull.

Put a team on that warp drive.
Get it working.

I've done that, captain.
They haven't been able to do a thing.

It's no good, captain.

With maximum thrust
against the pull,

we'll only be able to maintain
full power for 16 hours.

Then we burn up for sure.

Scotty, you're my chief engineer.

You know everything about
that ship there is to know,

more than the men
who designed it.

If you can't get
those warp engines working,

you're fired.

I'll do everything there is to do, sir.
Scott out.

Tell me about Vaal.

All the world knows about Vaal.

He causes the rains to fall,
and the sun to shine.

All good comes from Vaal.

Take me to him.
I wish to speak to him.

I shall take you to him,

but he will not speak to you.
He speaks only to me.

I'll take my chances.

Vaal.

KIRK:
Captain's log, stardate 3715.6.

We have been introduced to Vaal,

evidently the source
of the planet's power emanations

and possibly the force that threatens
both us and our ship.

Fascinating.

A very high order of workmanship.
Very ancient.

Generating great power.

But this is not the center,
Mr. Spock.

No, captain. The center
is deep in the earth beneath us.

This is an access point.

It would also seem to be a--

KIRK: A force field?

Obviously.

- You all right?
- Yes, quite.

It extends some 30 feet
beyond the figure in all directions.

Conventional in composition,
and quite formidable.

Akuta, how do you talk to Vaal?

Vaal calls me. Only then.

Well, we can't get to it, can't talk to it
unless it wants to talk to us...

Vaal sleeps now.

When he is hungry,
you may be able to speak with him,

if he desires it.

- When does he get hungry?
- Soon.

Come. We will give you
food and drink.

If you are tired, you may rest.

These are the People of Vaal.

KIRK:
Where are the others?

There are no others.

The, uh, children.

Children?

You use unknown words to me.

Little ones, like yourselves.
They grow.

Ah, replacements.
None are necessary.

They are forbidden by Vaal.

But when a man and woman
fall in love...

"Love." Ha, ha.

Strange words, "children," "love."
What is love?

Love is when two people are...

Ah.

Yes, the holding, the touching.

Vaal has forbidden this.

Well, there goes paradise.

These people
are from another place.

They have come among us.
Welcome them.

ALL:
Welcome to Vaal.

Our homes are open to you.

Well, thank you.

It, uh, does something for you.

Yes, indeed, it does, captain.
It makes me uncomfortable.

I am Sayana. You have a name?

Yes, Spock. I am Spock.

[LAUGHING]

Spock?

I fail to see
what they find so amusing.

[LAUGHING]

Come!

This house is your house.

I will send you more food and drink.

You are welcome
in the place of Vaal.

Now we're welcome.

A while ago this whole planet
was trying to kill us.

- It doesn't make sense.
- Nothing makes sense down here.

- Kirk to Enterprise. Come in.
- Scott here.

Status report, Scotty.

No change, captain. The orbit
is decaying along computed lines.

No success with the warp drive.

We're going down
and we can't stop it.

I'm sick of hearing that word, "can't."
Get that ship out of there.

Sir, we're doing everything
within engineering reason.

Then use your imagination.

Tie every ounce of power the ship has
into the impulse engines.

Discard the warp-drive nacelles
if you have to,

and crack out with the main section,
but get that ship out of there!

I'm gonna switch over everything
but the life-support systems

and boost the impulse power,
but that's just about as dangerous.

Do it. Kirk out.

Incredible.

Report.

I just ran a thorough check
on the natives,

and there's a complete lack
of harmful bacteria in their systems.

No decalcification, no degeneration
of tissue, no arteriosclerosis.

In simple terms, Jim,
they're not growing old.

And I can't begin to tell you
how old they are.

Twenty years, or 20,000 years.

I see.

Opinion.

Quite possible. It checks
with my atmospheric analysis.

Their atmosphere completely negates
any harmful effects from their sun.

Add to that a simple diet,

perfectly controlled temperature,
no natural enemies,

apparently no vices,
no replacements needed...

Maybe it is paradise after all.

[GONG SOUNDS]

Mr. Spock.

Apparently our hypothesis is correct.
There is no living being there.

It is a machine, nothing more.

Well, the field's down,
people are going in.

Let's see
what kind of luck we have.

- That's not the way.
- Evidently not.

This is no ordinary machine,
captain.

It may well possess
a rudimentary intelligence.

But it needs to eat. Frequently.

So it can't have any great
power reserves.

That may not be of any help.

The Enterprise has only ten
hours left in which to break free.

Yeah.

What happens if Vaal weakens
around feeding time?

Spock, check the electromagnetic
section of the astrophysics lab.

Get an estimate
of the total amount of energy

being expended against the ship.

- Have them measure it hour by hour.
- Acknowledged.

What's going on, Jim?

Mess call.

In my view,
a splendid example of reciprocity.

It would take a computerized
Vulcan mind such as yours

to make that kind of a statement.

Doctor, you insist on applying human
standards to non-human cultures.

I remind you that humans are only
a tiny minority in this galaxy.

There are certain absolutes,
Mr. Spock, and one of them

is the right of humanoids to a free
and unchained environment.

The right to have conditions
which permit growth.

Another is their right
to choose a system

which seems to work for them.

Jim, you're not just gonna stand by

and be blinded
to what's going on here?

These are humanoids, intelligent.
They need to advance and grow.

Don't you understand
what my readings indicate?

There's been no change or progress
here in at least 10,000 years.

This isn't life. It's stagnation.

Doctor, these people are healthy
and they are happy.

Whatever you choose to call it,
this system works,

despite your emotional reaction to it.

It might work for you, Mr. Spock,
but it doesn't work for me.

Humanoids living
so they can service a hunk of tin.

Gentlemen, I think this
philosophical argument can wait

until our ship is out of danger.

[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING]

- Kirk here.
- Scotty, sir.

We have a reading on the power
source Mr. Spock requested.

When we first monitored,
it was generating alternating cycles

totaling 100 to the 20th power
Wortham units.

Did it maintain, Scotty?

No, sir. Power's dropping bit by bit.
Nominal, but a definite drain.

Good. Keep monitoring.

How are you coming along
with the circuit switch-over?

We're putting everything but
the kitchen sink into impulse power.

It'll take us another eight hours
to complete the work.

That's cutting it a bit fine, Scotty.

Aye. But if we don't break out...

...I'd rather we didn't have to wait
too long for the end of it.

Kirk out.

Every time I think of the Enterprise
burning up and us--

Yeoman, you're wasting energy.

- Captain, we're trapped--
- Sit down and have something to eat.

- The Enterprise is up there--
- That hasn't happened yet.

[LANDON SIGHS]

I wonder what would happen...

Yeoman, speculate.

What would happen
if someone on this planet died?

But they can't.

You said that Vaal
takes care of them.

Accidents happen.

Yes.

I suppose if someone were
to fall off a cliff or something,

that might upset
the balance of the population.

Then they would need
a replacement.

They'd need a replacement.
Opinion, Mr. Spock?

I see no alternative.

LANDON:
But these people...

I mean, if they don't know
anything about...

What I mean is, they don't
seem to have any natural, uh...

I mean, how is it done?

Mr. Spock,
you're the science officer.

Why don't you explain it
to the young lady?

Well, I believe it's safe--

[CLEARS THROAT]

Safe to assume that they would
receive the necessary...

...instructions.

From a machine?

That I'd like to see.

I understand, Vaal.

It shall be done.

You know, if it weren't for Vaal,
this place would be a paradise.

Any place we can be together
is paradise.

Pav,

can the ship really break away?

I don't know.

Will we be able
to get back aboard?

Martha, I don't know.

But if we do have to stay here,

would it be so very bad?

No, not if you're with me.

- Why do you look like that?
- The way they touched...

I do not understand.

They were not angry.

I think it was
pleasant for them.

But what is to be gained?

It is not a dance.

It gathers no food.
It does not serve Vaal.

But it did seem as though it was...

...pleasant to them.

It is pleasant, Makora.

Yes.

They touched in this way.

[RUMBLING]

Vaal! He is angry.

The law is plain.

I have given you
the words of Vaal.

Do you beg the lightning to strike?

We saw the strangers,
the two of them, do this thing.

- You copied them?
- We meant no harm.

[WHIRRING]

Vaal speaks truly to me.

The newcomers are a danger.

Tell the men of Vaal
to meet me in the clear place

when the strangers are asleep.

It is Vaal's own words.

Vaal has spoken to me.

His words are true. Hear them.

We are to kill the strangers.

"Kill," Akuta?

We do not understand.

AKUTA:
It is a thing to do, like feeding Vaal.

Vaal explained it to me.
I will show you.

This is the head
of one of the strangers.

Find a heavy stick,

come up from behind
the stranger, and do this:

It is a simple thing.
It is the word of Vaal.

It will be done, to all of them...

...when the sun returns
in the morning.

I am concerned, captain.

This may not be an ideal society,
but it is a viable one.

Bones was right. These people
aren't living, they're existing.

They don't create, they don't produce,
they don't even think.

They exist to service a machine.

If we do what it seems we must,
in my opinion,

we'll be in direct violation
of the Non-Interference Directive.

These are people, not robots.

They should have
the opportunity of choice.

We owe it to them to interfere.

Starfleet Command
may think otherwise.

I'll take my chances.

Why don't you
have a look around?

Kirk to Enterprise. Mr. Scott.

- SCOTTY: Here, sir.
- How's it going, Scotty?

Almost ready, sir.
We'll need a half an hour yet.

You realize
that within 45 minutes,

the ship will be pulled down
into the atmosphere.

I know that. As you said,
it's cutting things fine.

-Yes, I--
- Captain.

Kirk out.

- What is it?
- Disturbing.

The People of Vaal
seem to have disappeared.

SPOCK:
Force field, captain.

KIRK:
Vaal.

We are on a peaceful mission.

We mean no harm to you
or your people.

Variation in impulses, captain.
I believe it is reading us.

Strong jump on all wavelengths.

[THUNDER CRASHES]

Let's get out of here!

KIRK:
Bones!

Second-degree burns.

Not serious, but I bet they smart.

Doctor, you have an unsurpassed
talent for understatement.

KIRK:
Marple!

[MAN GRUNTS]

[MAN GRUNTS]

Put them in the hut.

Find out where the women are,
put them in there too.

The good doctor was concerned

that the Vaalians achieve
true human stature.

I submit there is no cause
for worry.

They've taken the first step.

They've learned to kill.

We're ready here, sir.

All available power has been
channeled into the impulse engines.

We have 12 minutes
before entering atmosphere.

All right, Scotty, put her in full reverse.
Get her out of there.

Full reverse, Mr. Kyle, all engines.

Sir!

Captain, we're doing it,
we're pulling away!

Scotty, what happened?

It's no good, sir. There's only
a few systems responding.

SCOTTY [OVER COMMUNICATOR]:
Captain, we pulled away a little.

We gained maybe an hour.

But we blew almost every system
in the ship doing it.

There's nothing left to try again.

I guess you'll have to fire me, sir.

You're fired.

- Four hundred people.
- Jim.

They'll die because I couldn't see
a warning sign.

I had to follow orders.
Always orders.

- Get back in there.
- Fine time to ring the dinner bell.

CHEKOV:
Get back in there. Now.

- Bones, that's it.
- CHEKOV: Get back in there.

Stay with Chekov.

Keep those people
from feeding Vaal.

Don't let them feed Vaal.
Keep them in the hut.

Mr. Spock.

Scotty, do you still have
phaser power?

Aye, but what--?

KIRK: Lock all banks on the
coordinates of the energy field down here.

On my command,
commence firing on those coordinates.

Aye, sir, but they won't penetrate
that force field.

If my guess is correct,
they won't have to. Stand by.

Vaal calls to us.
Let us go to him. He hungers.

Please.

Readings are getting weaker,
captain.

Wide variation
in energy transmissions,

as though Vaal were trying to draw
on other sources.

- Tapping its energy cells?
- I would assume so.

Good. The ship's pulling away
must have weakened it considerably.

It has to be fed,

but its reserve capacity
could hold out for days.

If it had to reinforce its energy field
to ward off a phaser attack,

it would have to draw more heavily
on its reserves.

My plan exactly. Scotty.

Scott here, sir.

Scotty, commence firing,
and maintain.

Mr. Kyle.
All phasers, commence firing.

Tremendous upsurge
in generated power, captain.

Obviously, Vaal is trying to reinforce
its energy field.

Good. Let's see how long
he can do it.

[THUNDER CRASHING]

KIRK:
Scotty! Cease fire!

No power generation at all,
captain.

Vaal is dead.

Mr. Scott, status report.

Tractor beam gone.
Potency returning to antimatter pods.

I'll have all engineering sections
working on the circuits immediately.

Transporter will be ready
in an hour.

Scotty, you're rehired.

As soon as the transporter's fixed,

form an engineering detail
with full analytical equipment

and beam them down. Kirk out.

Chekov. Bones.
Let those people go.

But it was Vaal
who put the fruit on the trees,

caused the rain to fall.

Vaal...

...cared for us.

You'll learn to care for yourselves,
with our help.

And there's no trick
to putting fruit on trees.

You might even enjoy it.

You'll learn to build for yourselves,

think for yourselves,
work for yourselves,

and what you create is yours.

That's what we call freedom.
You'll like it, a lot.

And you'll learn something
about men and women,

the way they're supposed to be.

Caring for each other,
being happy with each other.

Being good to each other.

That's what we call love.

You'll like that too, a lot.
You and your children.

What are children?

Uh...

Little ones. Look like you.
They--

Just go on the way you're going,
you'll find out.

[LAUGHING]

McCOY:
I don't agree with you at all, Mr. Spock.

SPOCK:
That's not unusual, doctor.

Hey, Jim, I want you to hear this.

Captain, I'm not at all certain
we did the correct thing

on Gamma Trianguli VI.

We put those people back on
a normal course of social evolution.

I see nothing wrong in that.

Well, that's a good object lesson,
Mr. Spock.

An example of what can happen
when a machine gets too efficient,

does too much work for you.

Captain, you are aware
of the biblical story of Genesis.

Yes, of course I'm aware of it.

Adam and Eve tasted the apple,

and as a result,
were driven out of paradise.

Precisely, captain.

And, in a manner of speaking, we have
given the People of Vaal the apple,

the knowledge of good and evil,
if you will,

as the result of which they, too,
have been driven out of paradise.

Doctor, do I understand him
correctly?

Are you casting me
in the role of Satan?

Not at all, captain.

Is there anyone on this ship
who even remotely...

...looks like Satan?

I am not aware of anyone
who fits that description, captain.

No, Mr. Spock,
I didn't think you would be.