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www.TainiesKaiSeires.tv
- Movies & Series Online -
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- You going down,
baby panda.
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I'm gonna mess you up, son.
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[bell rings, crowd cheers]
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[whack]
oof!
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- Knockout.
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- I'm a bad bear.
[giggles]
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- Hey, bro,
notice anything new?
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- Let's see...
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Bow tie, smiling,
annoying.
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Nope.
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- I'm talking
about my sweet new kicks.
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It's like my toes are having
a hip, happening party.
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- Not bad, but not as cool
as mine.
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- Where'd you find those?
On the web?
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- Where'd you get yours,
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A stupid...
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Shoe store?
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[groans]
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- Don't speak to me.
I don't want to talk about it.
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- Okay.
Hey, check out my new--
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- So the three chads
are at the mall today
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Promoting their new cd,
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.Our new cd.
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All my friends are going,
but I can't
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'cause I have to write a report
on some dumb viking.
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- [gasps]
- I know.
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My life is so unfair.
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- That...
[gasps]
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Was for what you said
about vikings.
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They're not dumb.
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They were
intrepid explorers...
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With the occasional act
of unbridled savagery.
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- Great, do you think
that's enough to turn in?
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Maybe if I double-space it.
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- [scoffs]
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Ah, leif erikson,
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The noblest viking
to sail the north atlantic.
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I actually met leif
in ghost world.
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Cool guy.
Loves ice-blended mochas.
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Never pays.
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- Wait, miles, that's it.
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You go get leif
and bring him back here.
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He can yammer on
about viking stuff
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And save me
hours of reading.
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I'll be at the mall
in no time.
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- I weep for the future
of america.
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- What?
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- Look, you can't
take academic shortcuts.
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That would rob you of a valuable
learning experience.
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- [snickers]
good one, miles.
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Oh, you're serious.
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- Besides, I've gotta
get ready for a big date.
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- [laughs]
good one, miles.
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Oh, you're serious.
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- Are you done?
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Good, because I have
some ghost ironing to do.
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And yes!
I'm serious.
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- So, a little birdie
told me
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You're in a bit
of a pickle.
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- I'd do anything
to get that viking here.
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- Too bad there isn't
a top-notch super ghost
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With boyish good looks
who could make that viking
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Appear for ya.
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- Yeah, but ray
would never do it.
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- Oh, she did not
just dis me.
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I demand respect!
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Respect, I say!
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[duck quacks]
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[spooky rock music]
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- ♪ if you move
into a haunted house ♪
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♪ you gotta try
to work things out ♪
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- ♪ so if you're living
with a ghost or three ♪
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- ♪ you gotta be
one big, semi-scary family ♪
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- ♪ don't know
how we ended up this way ♪
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- ♪ but I guess
you could call us ♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways
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♪ the haunted hathaways
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways
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♪
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- ♪ the haunted hathaways
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♪
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- Whatever this is,
I don't have time to--
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- Sit.
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When I suggested you get help
from a top-notch ghost,
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I meant me.
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So either I didn't give you
enough clues,
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Or you don't think
I'm capable.
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Whoa!
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- I'm leaning
towards number two.
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- It's an outrage.
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Whenever someone in this house
has a problem,
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They call on
my dad or miles.
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- Do you need help
getting up?
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Should I call your dad
or miles?
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- I'm fine.
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Louie preston is a ghost
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Who can get the job done.
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Now wait here,
and I'll go to ghost world
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And be back with...
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Um...
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Uh...Don't tell me.
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- Leif.
Leif erikson.
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- Ooh--no, that's not it.
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- Louie.
- All right, calm down.
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I got this.
Off I go.
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Happens sometimes.
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I think this portal
has a faulty--
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[screams]
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- You're opening the customer
comment box already?
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- It's been a week
since I put it out.
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Why wouldn't I?
Aah!
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Someone else do it.
No, I will.
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I can't. I must.
Aah! No.
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- That's why.
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- I'm going in.
- [sighs]
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What does it say?
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Do they like me?
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- "yummy pastries.
Nice decor."
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- Love my customers.
They are so kind.
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- "but the owner seems
slightly out of her gourd."
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- Liars!
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- "slightly"?
They are kind.
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- Give me the box.
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Oh! "crazy eyes"?
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Clearly, someone doesn't know
what hard work looks like.
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[chuckles]
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Look how this guy spelled
"nervous breakdown."
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Joke's on him, am I right?
[chuckles]
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- And this is just
a therapist's card.
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We'll hold onto that one.
- What?
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Where are you going?
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- Not to call dr. Shelton.
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That's for sure.
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- It's probably just some
teenagers fooling around.
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- Exactly.
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And, on a totally
different subject,
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I have some great relaxation
tapes you can borrow.
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Or keep.
[chuckles]
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It's the dr. Vickie series,
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Find your inner butterfly.
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- You found
your inner butterfly?
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- More like
my inner superfly.
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[chuckles]
you know, 'cause that's me.
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- Hey, check out the flowers.
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My date, mirabelle,
will be here any minute.
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- Oh, miles, how sweet.
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I can't remember
the last time
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Someone gave me flowers,
or candy,
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Or just a comment
regarding a job well done!
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I am but a butterfly.
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Fly, butterfly, fly.
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- So, tell me
about this mirabelle.
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- She's the ghost girl you met
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At my sunscreen awareness
rally.
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- Oh, yeah, right!
That was...
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Fun.
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Oh, wait.
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Mirabelle.
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I remember.
She was really cute.
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That's my boy.
[laughs]
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- Holy wardrobe mishap!
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I'm not wearing
my lavender bow tie!
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- Yep.
That's my boy.
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- Emma, guess who's
gonna finish her paper
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In time to join you guys
at the mall
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To see the three chads.
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No. No.
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No, stop guessing.
It's me.
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Taylor.
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Louie, did you get him?
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- [scoffs]
of course I did.
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Louie preston
always gets his ghost.
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Presenting the most noble viking
in history!
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- [roars]
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Mm.
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[belches]
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- Uh, who is this?
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- Horace the horrible.
- I said leif erikson!
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- I'm pretty sure you said
horace the horrible,
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And I don't make mistakes,
so--
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- After-dinner mint.
[growls]
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- Fine, I'll just have to make
this work.
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Uh, horace, if I could ask you
a few questions--
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- [growls]
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- Wow.
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So soap, I'm guessing,
not available in viking times?
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Anyway, question one:
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What's the best part
about being a viking?
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- [thunderous fart]
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- I do not know
how to spell that.
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- Ooh!
Shiny object.
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[roars]
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[metal clatters]
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- Louie, you've got
to get him out of here.
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I'll go find ray.
- No! I'll fix this.
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Horace, sweetheart.
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[chuckles]
walk with me, talk with me.
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- Horace claim this land
to be new home.
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Call it...
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Horace-landia!
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Now, me plunder.
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[roars]
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- Man, he's a little prickly.
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- Ya think?
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- Yes!
Another mouth-in-one.
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- Hello?
Excuse me--
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- Golf voice, please.
I'm putting.
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- I'm here to see miles.
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Wow, there are a lot
of flowers in here.
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- Ugh.
Yep, that's miles.
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What can you say?
The kid's a little different.
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- Different?
Uh, what do you mean?
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- You know, he's a guy
who actually likes sock puppets.
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Very odd, am I right?
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- Are you putting golf balls
into a mannequin head?
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- Well, someone's
a little judgey.
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We've gotten pretty used
to miles's quirks, though.
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- Quirks?
- Like setting an extra place
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At the dinner table
for his friend, moppy,
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Who, yes, is a mop.
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And then, of course,
there's his love of lavender.
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- Yeah, he clearly
loves lavender.
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I think I made a mistake.
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- Hey, frankenberry.
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What do you think
of the flowers?
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I'm trying to impress a girl
who's on her way over.
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- Oh...
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Is she a quiet,
curly-haired,
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Shows-up-early
kind of girl?
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- [chuckles]
yeah, how'd you know?
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- Just a guess.
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- Her name's mirabelle.
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I want everything
to be perfect
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For when she gets here.
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They say a girl can make up
her mind if she likes you or not
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In the first five minutes
of a date.
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- Sometimes less.
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- You know what?
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This bow tie's
too matchy-matchy.
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Be right back.
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Oh, hey,
if she shows up...
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[chuckles]
talk up how cool I am.
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[clicks tongue]
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- Always do.
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- [humming]
- ray, I need your help.
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I think I messed up.
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- Broke a vase messed up
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Or the cops'll be here
any minute messed up?
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- It's about miles.
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I may have accidentally
chased his date away.
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- What'd you do?
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- I was just telling her
some stuff about miles.
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Next thing you know,
she left.
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- Frankie!
Miles is gonna be crushed.
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- Maybe he doesn't even
like her that much.
257
00:10:50,221 --> 00:10:51,454
- ♪ sha-deep doo-bop
258
00:10:51,489 --> 00:10:53,256
♪ feeling swell
259
00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,457
♪ sha-deep doo-bop
260
00:10:54,492 --> 00:10:56,226
♪ mirabelle!
261
00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,328
- Okay, he does.
262
00:10:58,362 --> 00:10:59,829
What do we do, ray?
263
00:10:59,864 --> 00:11:01,364
Yah!
264
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,700
- [ray's voice]
calm down. It's me.
265
00:11:03,734 --> 00:11:06,136
- It just got very weird
in here.
266
00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:08,672
- I met this girl
at miles's event.
267
00:11:08,706 --> 00:11:09,873
[mirabelle's voice]
this is how she sounds
268
00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:11,374
And looks.
269
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,144
- Oh.
Now it's completely normal.
270
00:11:14,178 --> 00:11:15,812
- ♪ do do-bop
271
00:11:15,846 --> 00:11:19,149
Oh, mirabelle!
So glad you're here.
272
00:11:19,183 --> 00:11:20,550
- 'sup, miles?
- [laughing] yeah.
273
00:11:20,584 --> 00:11:21,851
Ow.
274
00:11:21,886 --> 00:11:23,520
Whoa.
275
00:11:23,554 --> 00:11:24,921
You're strong.
276
00:11:24,955 --> 00:11:26,723
- What's strong
is your choice of bow tie.
277
00:11:26,757 --> 00:11:28,391
- Oh.
278
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,428
- Dial it down, mirabelle.
279
00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:35,832
- We have to get
that barbarian
280
00:11:35,866 --> 00:11:37,701
Out of here
before my mom sees him.
281
00:11:37,735 --> 00:11:39,102
- Would you relax?
282
00:11:39,136 --> 00:11:41,271
Have I let you down yet?
283
00:11:41,305 --> 00:11:42,472
Don't answer that.
284
00:11:42,506 --> 00:11:43,673
- [roars]
- [screams]
285
00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,775
- You on horace land!
286
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:49,579
Welcome.
Tuesday bingo night.
287
00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:53,516
- Louie, please tell him
to stop conquering rooms.
288
00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,718
- Let's go, buddy.
289
00:11:54,752 --> 00:11:58,121
Back to ghost world.
- [growls]
290
00:11:58,155 --> 00:11:59,622
Nobody boss horace.
291
00:11:59,657 --> 00:12:03,259
- Not cool, horace.
Not cool.
292
00:12:03,294 --> 00:12:05,228
- Louie,
what are we gonna do?
293
00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:07,497
If mom finds out,
she'll ground me for life.
294
00:12:07,531 --> 00:12:10,233
- All we have to do
is keep him away from her
295
00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,202
Till I figure out
how to kick his viking butt
296
00:12:12,236 --> 00:12:13,770
Back to ghost world.
297
00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:17,207
- Horace smell tasty treats.
298
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:19,709
[grunts]
time to get my pillage on!
299
00:12:19,744 --> 00:12:23,480
[roars]
300
00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:25,648
- What does "pillage" mean?
301
00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:27,617
- To ruthlessly destroy.
302
00:12:27,651 --> 00:12:29,886
- What does "ruthlessly" mean?
303
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:38,528
- [growling]
304
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:45,201
- Oh.
This is pillaging.
305
00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:47,270
- Oh, man,
mom's gonna go berserk.
306
00:12:47,304 --> 00:12:50,173
- Every day,
in every way,
307
00:12:50,207 --> 00:12:53,209
I'm getting better
and better.
308
00:12:56,447 --> 00:12:58,181
- Louie, do something.
309
00:12:58,215 --> 00:12:59,516
- One snap,
and I'll have this place
310
00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:01,551
Looking good as new.
311
00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:06,523
- Well, at least we're ready
for christmas...
312
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:08,191
Nine months early.
313
00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:10,226
- Hey, tay, do you have--oh!
314
00:13:10,261 --> 00:13:12,662
Ow.
315
00:13:12,696 --> 00:13:13,863
[exhales gently]
316
00:13:13,898 --> 00:13:15,498
- Did I get ya?
317
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,133
- Dr. Vickie
says the door of life
318
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:18,501
Swings both ways--
319
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,869
Although she failed
to mention the part
320
00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:22,205
About it swinging
into my head.
321
00:13:22,239 --> 00:13:24,107
- Yeah, sorry about that.
322
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,341
[crash]
323
00:13:25,376 --> 00:13:27,777
- Not my reindeer ornaments!
324
00:13:27,812 --> 00:13:29,546
- There's--
- mom!
325
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,381
Uh, show me
how these meditations work.
326
00:13:31,415 --> 00:13:32,849
Being a teen today
is a lot of pressure
327
00:13:32,883 --> 00:13:34,250
And I could use some tips.
328
00:13:34,285 --> 00:13:35,718
- Oh, absolutely, sweetie.
329
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:39,489
First, we close our eyes
and open our souls.
330
00:13:39,523 --> 00:13:42,692
[inhales]
ohmmm...
331
00:13:42,726 --> 00:13:45,261
- [screaming]
332
00:13:45,296 --> 00:13:47,597
- How relaxing is this?
333
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,300
- Louie, get out of here!
- [screaming]
334
00:13:50,334 --> 00:13:51,901
- Peace comes from within,
335
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:55,772
A sun that never sets,
bringing order and tranquility
336
00:13:55,806 --> 00:13:57,173
To our lives.
337
00:13:57,208 --> 00:14:00,276
Oh, so true, dr. Vickie.
So true.
338
00:14:00,311 --> 00:14:03,179
All around me is peace.
339
00:14:03,214 --> 00:14:07,183
I float on a cloud
of serenity.
340
00:14:07,218 --> 00:14:10,620
Ohmmm...
341
00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:19,429
- And that's how you do
a 17-minute saxophone solo.
342
00:14:19,463 --> 00:14:20,630
[chuckles]
343
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:23,166
- Uh, mirabelle,
are you okay?
344
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,402
You don't seem
yourself today.
345
00:14:26,437 --> 00:14:28,771
And what happened
to all my flowers?
346
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:31,741
- They were a little much.
347
00:14:31,775 --> 00:14:34,410
- [ray's voice]
definitely.
348
00:14:34,445 --> 00:14:36,246
[mirabelle's voice]
um--ahem.
349
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:40,216
I mean, I liked them.
350
00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:43,119
- Oh, brother.
351
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:45,355
Hey, miles,
you know what'd be fun?
352
00:14:45,389 --> 00:14:47,891
If you showed mirabelle
your new suspenders.
353
00:14:47,925 --> 00:14:49,893
- Great idea!
354
00:14:49,927 --> 00:14:51,828
Why save those babies
for flag day
355
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:54,397
When I can break 'em
out now?
356
00:14:54,431 --> 00:14:56,132
[hums]
357
00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:58,134
- Ray, you're
a terrible girl.
358
00:14:58,168 --> 00:14:59,702
- I don't care.
359
00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:02,205
This is better than miles
finding out he got stood up.
360
00:15:02,239 --> 00:15:04,841
- I know, but what do we do
if he wants a second date?
361
00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,443
- Hmm, there's a new
sci-fi movie
362
00:15:07,478 --> 00:15:10,713
I really want to see.
363
00:15:10,748 --> 00:15:15,385
- We've really veered
into a weird area here.
364
00:15:15,419 --> 00:15:18,488
Wait! If we make it
so miles doesn't like her,
365
00:15:18,522 --> 00:15:20,189
He won't want to see
mirabelle again.
366
00:15:20,224 --> 00:15:22,158
He never has his heart broken,
and the only person
367
00:15:22,192 --> 00:15:25,595
I have to discuss this with
is dr. Shelton.
368
00:15:25,629 --> 00:15:28,498
- Make miles not like me?
369
00:15:28,532 --> 00:15:31,668
But I'm so adorable.
370
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:33,436
- Just do it.
Gross him out.
371
00:15:33,470 --> 00:15:35,605
It's the only way.
372
00:15:35,639 --> 00:15:40,343
And get rid of your man head.
It's freaking me out.
373
00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:42,145
- What do you think?
374
00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:44,113
Suspenders that call
for world unity.
375
00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:47,150
Now, that's a cause
that can support me.
376
00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:52,188
- [belches]
377
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,589
- [coughs]
- [sniffs]
378
00:15:53,624 --> 00:15:55,124
Ah.
379
00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:56,659
- Did you just--
380
00:15:56,694 --> 00:16:00,496
- Pick my nose?
Yeah-huh.
381
00:16:00,531 --> 00:16:04,567
- Miles,
this one's quite a lady.
382
00:16:04,601 --> 00:16:05,835
- You know what I love?
383
00:16:05,869 --> 00:16:08,838
- Please say hand sanitizer.
384
00:16:08,872 --> 00:16:10,840
- Littering
and not complimenting people
385
00:16:10,874 --> 00:16:12,375
On their new haircuts.
386
00:16:12,409 --> 00:16:13,409
- [gasps]
387
00:16:13,444 --> 00:16:15,278
But a cheery hair compliment
388
00:16:15,312 --> 00:16:17,780
Can turn a person's day
around.
389
00:16:17,815 --> 00:16:19,082
- This is great.
390
00:16:19,116 --> 00:16:20,283
Now that you're my boyfriend,
391
00:16:20,317 --> 00:16:21,617
I can really relax
and be myself.
392
00:16:21,652 --> 00:16:23,119
[sniffs]
393
00:16:23,153 --> 00:16:25,321
- Boyfriend?
I-I'm not really...
394
00:16:25,356 --> 00:16:27,523
[chuckles]
ready for anything serious, so--
395
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:29,192
- Oh, I figured as much.
396
00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:30,393
You're way too good for me.
397
00:16:30,427 --> 00:16:33,429
Welp, I'll just be
on my way.
398
00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:43,172
- Ooh, boy.
399
00:16:45,576 --> 00:16:46,743
- There's gotta
be something in here
400
00:16:46,777 --> 00:16:48,244
To help us
get rid of horace.
401
00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,847
- Cushy bench make
good firewood.
402
00:16:50,881 --> 00:16:53,249
[roars]
403
00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,118
- It says, "vikings
were terrified of thor,
404
00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,387
The god of thunder,
who wielded a giant hammer."
405
00:16:57,421 --> 00:16:59,288
- You ask.
Louie answers.
406
00:16:59,323 --> 00:17:00,790
One thunder god coming up.
407
00:17:00,824 --> 00:17:04,627
- Wait.
408
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:08,231
And there it is.
409
00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,500
- Puny clown ghost,
give horace pinwheel.
410
00:17:12,770 --> 00:17:15,805
- Maybe you should've asked
my dad or miles for help.
411
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:19,409
I guess I'm not the top-notch
ghost I thought I was.
412
00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:21,744
- Ooh, pretty.
413
00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:24,614
[roars]
414
00:17:28,552 --> 00:17:30,520
- So, wait.
Miles, this is your dad?
415
00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:33,556
- [ray's voice]
'sup?
416
00:17:35,659 --> 00:17:38,461
- I think mirabelle and I
deserve an explanation.
417
00:17:38,495 --> 00:17:40,096
- Like I'm the first father
who's ever morphed
418
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,465
Into his son's date.
419
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:44,801
- I think we're the ones
who deserve an explanation
420
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,336
For mirabelle walking out
on miles.
421
00:17:47,371 --> 00:17:48,604
- I didn't walk out.
422
00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:50,173
I went home to change
because you said
423
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,241
Miles loves lavender.
424
00:17:52,276 --> 00:17:53,643
I wanted to make
a good impression
425
00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:57,313
Because, well,
I like him.
426
00:17:57,347 --> 00:17:59,682
- You what?
[thud]
427
00:17:59,716 --> 00:18:01,818
- Miles?
- I'm good.
428
00:18:01,852 --> 00:18:04,320
All good.
429
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:05,822
- I'm sorry,
I thought it was my remarks
430
00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:08,191
About miles' bizarre love
of sock puppets
431
00:18:08,225 --> 00:18:09,625
That made you leave.
432
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,795
- Excuse me?
Sock puppets rock the hardest.
433
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:16,532
- Uh-oh, here I go again.
[thud]
434
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,471
Do you want to go and write
a song with me
435
00:18:21,505 --> 00:18:22,839
About the dangers
of littering?
436
00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:26,375
- Do I!
437
00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:29,412
- I think those crazy kids
are gonna make it.
438
00:18:31,348 --> 00:18:33,149
- I finally found a paragraph
on horace,
439
00:18:33,183 --> 00:18:34,450
But there's not much
to go on.
440
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:37,854
Wasn't much of a bather.
Knew that.
441
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:39,589
Afraid of his mother,
annie the angry,
442
00:18:39,623 --> 00:18:41,824
And it says
he's a skilled seamstress.
443
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:46,629
- Horace make sail
and matching vest.
444
00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:48,631
Next month,
go to daytona.
445
00:18:48,665 --> 00:18:52,235
Spring break!
446
00:18:52,269 --> 00:18:54,570
- Those are mom's
favorite drapes.
447
00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:56,839
- [growls]
448
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,808
- Were mom's favorite drapes.
449
00:18:58,842 --> 00:19:00,476
[bell rings]
- aah!
450
00:19:00,511 --> 00:19:02,111
- [laughing nervously]
- oh, hey, kids.
451
00:19:02,146 --> 00:19:03,479
I've been out walking
around the neighborhood,
452
00:19:03,514 --> 00:19:05,281
Giving out hugs
to strangers,
453
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,316
And it felt great!
454
00:19:07,351 --> 00:19:08,784
Until a policeman
told me to stop.
455
00:19:08,819 --> 00:19:12,155
- Mm.
- Land ho!
456
00:19:12,189 --> 00:19:14,357
- Who is that?
- What? What?
457
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:16,159
Oh.
[clears throat, chuckles]
458
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:18,294
That's horace.
He's harmless.
459
00:19:18,328 --> 00:19:20,596
- [grunts]
460
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,399
- Harmless?
He is destroying my bakery!
461
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,635
Breathe, michelle.
You own your own anger.
462
00:19:25,669 --> 00:19:28,671
Why is there
a christmas tree?
463
00:19:28,705 --> 00:19:31,207
- I sort of asked louie
to help me
464
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:32,708
With my history paper.
465
00:19:32,743 --> 00:19:34,544
- And, once again,
I blew it.
466
00:19:34,578 --> 00:19:37,380
I'm a crummy ghost.
Go ahead and freak out.
467
00:19:37,414 --> 00:19:39,348
- I am not gonna freak out.
468
00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,350
This is the universe
testing me.
469
00:19:41,385 --> 00:19:45,188
Guide me, dr. Vickie.
Guide me.
470
00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:51,194
Please ask your guest
to leave.
471
00:19:53,664 --> 00:19:57,300
- Wow, I was expecting mom
to have a meltdown.
472
00:19:57,334 --> 00:19:58,701
- Wait!
473
00:19:58,735 --> 00:20:00,903
Your book said
the one person horace feared
474
00:20:00,938 --> 00:20:03,206
Was his mother,
annie the angry.
475
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,707
We don't have her,
476
00:20:04,741 --> 00:20:09,212
But maybe he'd listen
to an angry michelle.
477
00:20:09,246 --> 00:20:11,847
- Excuse me.
Excuse me, young man.
478
00:20:11,882 --> 00:20:13,316
- Huh?
- Don't slouch.
479
00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,318
Stand up straight.
- Horace confused.
480
00:20:15,352 --> 00:20:16,886
- Put those drapes down
this instant.
481
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:20,389
You are a bad, bad caveman.
482
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:22,225
- Viking.
- Viking.
483
00:20:22,259 --> 00:20:24,126
Look at this mess.
484
00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:26,128
- Horace no like yell-y woman.
485
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:27,363
- Don't you sass me,
or so help me,
486
00:20:27,397 --> 00:20:28,798
I will grab a spatula
and put you
487
00:20:28,832 --> 00:20:30,299
Over my knee this instant!
488
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:33,236
- You sound like mommy.
489
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,870
- Go home,
and think long and hard
490
00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,339
About what you did.
491
00:20:36,373 --> 00:20:37,540
Out, now!
492
00:20:37,574 --> 00:20:39,942
- Horace go bye-bye.
493
00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:45,181
- It worked.
He's gone.
494
00:20:47,451 --> 00:20:50,620
Well, guess everything's
back to normal, so--
495
00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:52,655
- Everything's back to normal?
496
00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:54,190
I just spent
the last few minutes
497
00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:56,192
Possessed by a ghost
and yelling at a viking
498
00:20:56,226 --> 00:20:57,560
With mommy issues.
499
00:20:57,594 --> 00:20:59,462
You two,
clean this place up,
500
00:20:59,496 --> 00:21:00,896
And then you are grounded.
501
00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:04,166
Sorry, dr. Vickie!
Crazy eyes is back!
502
00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:06,702
Oh, that felt good.
503
00:21:06,737 --> 00:21:08,104
- [sighs]
504
00:21:08,138 --> 00:21:10,373
Sorry I messed things up
for you.
505
00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,241
- Actually, it's not so bad.
506
00:21:12,276 --> 00:21:13,809
Because of you,
I read my textbooks,
507
00:21:13,844 --> 00:21:15,344
And now I know more
about vikings
508
00:21:15,379 --> 00:21:16,545
Than I ever would have.
509
00:21:16,580 --> 00:21:18,447
Thanks for the help,
l-train.
510
00:21:18,482 --> 00:21:20,716
- You're welcome.
511
00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:23,386
So what you're saying is,
at the end of the day,
512
00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,388
I'm a pretty impressive ghost.
513
00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:27,356
Now, let me take care
of this mess.
514
00:21:27,391 --> 00:21:30,226
After all, I am the man.
515
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:34,130
- Wait.
[snaps fingers]
516
00:21:34,164 --> 00:21:37,166
And there it is.
517
00:21:41,471 --> 00:21:44,140
Ten in a row?
518
00:21:44,174 --> 00:21:47,143
What club are you using?
519
00:21:47,177 --> 00:21:49,545
- Horace uses pillage club.
520
00:21:49,579 --> 00:21:51,981
Perfect for short game.
521
00:21:52,015 --> 00:21:53,382
- Frankie, you up there?
522
00:21:53,417 --> 00:21:56,252
- Yell-y woman scare horace.
Horace leave.
523
00:21:56,286 --> 00:21:58,321
Then hit three chads concert.
[laughs]
524
00:21:58,355 --> 00:21:59,622
[rock music]
525
00:21:59,656 --> 00:22:01,390
- Rock out, dude.
526
00:22:01,425 --> 00:22:04,360
♪
527
00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:07,957
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