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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,913 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:02,914 --> 00:00:07,142 Miles, while I'm baking, can you not hover over my shoulder? 3 00:00:07,143 --> 00:00:09,112 Literally? 4 00:00:09,113 --> 00:00:13,111 Ugh, you sound just like your mother. 5 00:00:13,112 --> 00:00:14,598 Hey, what's going on? 6 00:00:14,599 --> 00:00:18,577 I agreed to help Miles make cookies for his little club get-together. 7 00:00:18,578 --> 00:00:19,734 Excuse me. 8 00:00:19,735 --> 00:00:22,797 The ghosts against scaring association is a huge deal. 9 00:00:22,798 --> 00:00:26,366 We meet every month to discuss ways to promote positive ghost messaging. 10 00:00:26,367 --> 00:00:31,136 I may have misled you with my "hey, what's going on?" 11 00:00:31,137 --> 00:00:33,511 I just want a cookie. 12 00:00:33,512 --> 00:00:35,484 All right. 13 00:00:35,485 --> 00:00:38,475 They should be ready in about... ten minutes. 14 00:00:38,476 --> 00:00:42,254 I just have to set the timer to... 15 00:00:42,255 --> 00:00:43,510 Not that. 16 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:46,419 It's broken. Mom's going to freak. 17 00:00:46,420 --> 00:00:50,022 Don't worry, I've got your back. 18 00:00:50,023 --> 00:00:52,092 What a nightmare! 19 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,827 She did it. 20 00:00:53,828 --> 00:00:56,028 I can't find my lipstick anywhere. 21 00:00:56,029 --> 00:00:58,789 Oh, there it is. 22 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:03,890 Thanks, little ones. Love ya bunches. 23 00:01:04,937 --> 00:01:06,805 "Love ya bunches"? 24 00:01:06,806 --> 00:01:09,386 What was that? 25 00:01:10,641 --> 00:01:12,166 Uh, Mom? 26 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:14,143 I think the oven is broken. 27 00:01:14,144 --> 00:01:16,844 Ooh, sounds fun. 28 00:01:17,651 --> 00:01:22,488 Does my hair look okay? I think it looks okay. 29 00:01:22,489 --> 00:01:24,349 Ugh! 30 00:01:26,436 --> 00:01:30,410 My snacks! I can't serve these now! 31 00:01:30,411 --> 00:01:33,665 All right, I need answers! 32 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:36,969 I asked how my hair was, and no one's responded. 33 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:40,525 You know... ooh! Know what? No time. I've got, uh... 34 00:01:40,526 --> 00:01:43,226 Something to do. 35 00:01:45,013 --> 00:01:46,423 Wait a sec. 36 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:50,354 Acting nervous, easily distracted... 37 00:01:50,355 --> 00:01:53,052 Overly concerned about her looks. 38 00:01:53,053 --> 00:01:56,939 - I think Mom is going on a date. - Impossible! 39 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:02,221 Frankie, it's Friday afternoon and she's not wearing sweatpants. 40 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:04,397 Mom's going on a date! 41 00:02:04,398 --> 00:02:06,254 With that hairdo? 42 00:02:06,255 --> 00:02:08,235 Yikes. 43 00:02:12,622 --> 00:02:15,547 ♪If you move into a haunted house. 44 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:18,216 ♪You gotta try to work things out. 45 00:02:18,217 --> 00:02:20,597 ♪So if you're living with a ghost or three. 46 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:24,289 ♪You gotta be one big, semi scary family. 47 00:02:24,290 --> 00:02:26,536 ♪Don't know how we ended up this way. 48 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:30,857 ♪But I guess you could call us The Haunted Hathaways. 49 00:02:30,858 --> 00:02:33,908 ♪The Haunted Hathaways. 50 00:02:33,909 --> 00:02:37,149 ♪The Haunted Hathaways. 51 00:02:39,672 --> 00:02:42,912 ♪The Haunted Hathaways. 52 00:02:47,371 --> 00:02:49,573 It's a crazy world out there. 53 00:02:49,574 --> 00:02:52,454 You're telling me. 54 00:02:54,393 --> 00:02:55,417 Mom? 55 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:58,436 This oven repair guy can't get out here until next week. 56 00:02:58,437 --> 00:03:00,782 Aw, thank you. 57 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:04,383 I got it on sale. 40 bucks. 58 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:08,154 Hey, if you want your oven repaired, why don't you just ask my pops? 59 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:10,529 Really? Ray, you can fix it? 60 00:03:10,530 --> 00:03:12,931 My Dad can fix anything. 61 00:03:12,932 --> 00:03:14,943 Well, not anything. 62 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,154 - He's just being modest. - That's true. 63 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:20,851 Last year alone, he fixed the furnace, the vacuum cleaner... 64 00:03:20,852 --> 00:03:24,577 And my Tween Dream vanity mirror. 65 00:03:24,578 --> 00:03:28,347 Miles' Tween Dream vanity mirror. 66 00:03:28,348 --> 00:03:30,893 Preston men do know their way around a toolbox. 67 00:03:30,894 --> 00:03:34,096 Yeah, they do. The Man! 68 00:03:34,097 --> 00:03:36,356 Let's go take a look. 69 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:38,757 Thanks, Ray! 70 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:41,440 Principal Nelson? 71 00:03:41,441 --> 00:03:43,901 Ms. Hathaway. 72 00:03:46,902 --> 00:03:49,703 What's the fuzz doing here? 73 00:03:49,704 --> 00:03:51,003 I don't know. 74 00:03:51,004 --> 00:03:53,773 You don't think he found out I booby-trapped the water fountain. 75 00:03:53,774 --> 00:03:55,842 Or coated the gym ropes with butter! 76 00:03:55,843 --> 00:03:58,411 Or filled the trombones with taco meat! 77 00:03:58,412 --> 00:03:59,946 What is wrong with you? 78 00:03:59,947 --> 00:04:03,967 Mess with me and you'll find out. 79 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:08,201 Why is Mom talking to our Principal? 80 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:10,238 And why are they laughing? 81 00:04:10,239 --> 00:04:12,219 Miles! 82 00:04:12,693 --> 00:04:13,886 What's up? 83 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:16,412 I'm kinda busy making ghost T-shirts for my club meeting. 84 00:04:16,413 --> 00:04:22,029 You know, I thought I should offer something since I have no snacks. 85 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:25,464 "Stop scaring, start caring"? 86 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,339 Too harsh? 87 00:04:27,340 --> 00:04:30,528 We need you to stretch your ear over there and eavesdrop on our Mom. 88 00:04:30,529 --> 00:04:32,200 I guess I could do that. 89 00:04:32,201 --> 00:04:33,880 Just as long as it's not haunting. 90 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:35,123 After all... 91 00:04:35,124 --> 00:04:38,484 Less talky, more stretchy. 92 00:04:42,823 --> 00:04:44,451 Okay, let's see. 93 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,129 He's complimenting her a lot. 94 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,263 - No way! - What? 95 00:04:49,264 --> 00:04:53,233 Did you know Michelle got that blouse for 40 bucks? 96 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:55,694 What a find. 97 00:04:56,351 --> 00:04:58,134 Now she's giggling. 98 00:04:58,135 --> 00:05:01,015 Now he's giggling. 99 00:05:01,276 --> 00:05:05,116 Now they're making dinner plans. 100 00:05:05,913 --> 00:05:08,715 I think we see where this is going. 101 00:05:08,716 --> 00:05:11,416 To a restaurant. 102 00:05:11,514 --> 00:05:15,354 No, Mom is dating our Principal! 103 00:05:15,537 --> 00:05:16,957 Aw. 104 00:05:16,958 --> 00:05:19,194 Not "aw!" Ewe! 105 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:20,787 - Ewe? - Uh huh. 106 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,588 Oh. 107 00:05:24,773 --> 00:05:30,673 Okay, pops, let's show these Hathaway women what a Preston man can do. 108 00:05:31,091 --> 00:05:34,151 So... what do we do? 109 00:05:34,416 --> 00:05:38,635 Well, the first thing when fixing an appliance is looking the part. 110 00:05:38,636 --> 00:05:41,932 Ha! Can't forget my tools! 111 00:05:41,933 --> 00:05:43,962 Whoa. Check out that drill. 112 00:05:43,963 --> 00:05:46,560 Oh, yeah. She's a beaut. 113 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:49,501 The S-60-320-X... 114 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,891 60. 115 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:54,252 Let's fire this baby up. 116 00:05:54,962 --> 00:05:58,622 Maybe move that safety switch. 117 00:06:00,334 --> 00:06:03,025 You see? I just taught you your first lesson. 118 00:06:03,026 --> 00:06:06,640 Always keep your drill in the safety position. 119 00:06:06,641 --> 00:06:10,421 You are the wisest man I know. 120 00:06:11,097 --> 00:06:13,412 Thank you, son. You know, I been doing this since I was... 121 00:06:13,413 --> 00:06:15,213 Oh! 122 00:06:15,649 --> 00:06:19,079 Uh... ha! Right where I wanted it. 123 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,502 You know, out of the reach of children. 124 00:06:22,503 --> 00:06:26,574 So, should we open the oven and see where the noise is coming from? 125 00:06:26,575 --> 00:06:29,864 Now you see, that's what a rookie might do. 126 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:35,765 The first thing a pro does is get the dimensions of what he's fixing. 127 00:06:37,205 --> 00:06:40,805 Gimme a sec. Must be jammed. 128 00:06:41,062 --> 00:06:42,800 Ow! 129 00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,544 Sorry. 130 00:06:44,545 --> 00:06:46,435 Uh, you know what? 131 00:06:46,436 --> 00:06:49,471 Pshh. This looks like a tricky job. 132 00:06:49,472 --> 00:06:52,353 Maybe you should go upstairs and start your ghost homework. 133 00:06:52,354 --> 00:06:53,621 Are you kidding? 134 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:57,791 I have to learn these things if I want to be a man someday. 135 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:59,293 I'll be your assistant. 136 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:03,974 And like you said, I should look the part. 137 00:07:05,441 --> 00:07:09,581 No one better touch me pot of gold. 138 00:07:12,839 --> 00:07:15,340 Mom and Principal Nelson... dating! 139 00:07:15,341 --> 00:07:16,488 I know! 140 00:07:16,489 --> 00:07:19,001 I mean, Mom and Principal Nelson... 141 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:21,942 - Dating! - I know! 142 00:07:22,728 --> 00:07:26,058 Is this a good time to run some anti-scaring slogans by you guys? 143 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:27,788 No! 144 00:07:27,789 --> 00:07:30,290 You two still worried about Michelle and your Principal? 145 00:07:30,291 --> 00:07:32,181 Is it really that bad? 146 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:34,402 Um, yeah! 147 00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:37,988 What if it got serious and they got married? 148 00:07:37,989 --> 00:07:41,434 Can you imagine if Principal Nelson lived under our roof? 149 00:07:41,435 --> 00:07:44,595 He'd uncover all my secrets. 150 00:07:44,596 --> 00:07:48,146 What if he was able to open my footlocker? 151 00:07:48,147 --> 00:07:51,630 What do you have in your footlocker? 152 00:07:51,631 --> 00:07:53,777 I got things, man. 153 00:07:53,778 --> 00:07:56,118 Bad things. 154 00:07:56,650 --> 00:08:01,330 If he lived here, it would be a nightmare. 155 00:08:02,341 --> 00:08:04,117 Hello? 156 00:08:04,118 --> 00:08:06,282 Anyone here? 157 00:08:06,283 --> 00:08:07,801 Frankie Hathaway! 158 00:08:07,802 --> 00:08:10,322 Come on down! 159 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:15,944 You're the next contestant on "wheel of punishment"! 160 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:17,856 What is happening? 161 00:08:17,857 --> 00:08:21,006 I know about the gym ropes and your footlocker. 162 00:08:21,007 --> 00:08:24,811 And now, it's time for you to pay! 163 00:08:24,812 --> 00:08:27,137 Michelle, are you ready to spin that wheel? 164 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:29,838 I sure am, Bob. 165 00:08:30,213 --> 00:08:31,385 Mom? 166 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,888 Round and round it goes. Where it stops, nobody knows. 167 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,556 Trash duty, grounding... 168 00:08:37,557 --> 00:08:39,643 Military school? 169 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,444 No! 170 00:08:44,068 --> 00:08:46,605 That could so happen. 171 00:08:46,606 --> 00:08:47,854 What about me? 172 00:08:47,855 --> 00:08:50,372 No one wants to be friends with the daughter of the Principal. 173 00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:54,333 I'd be a complete social outcast! 174 00:08:55,979 --> 00:08:58,347 Would you go to the dance with me? 175 00:08:58,348 --> 00:09:02,540 Hi, would you go to the dance with me? 176 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:08,441 - Would you go to the dance with me? - With the Principal's daughter? 177 00:09:08,685 --> 00:09:11,698 Hey, Taylor, you can go to the dance with me... 178 00:09:11,699 --> 00:09:14,146 As a chaperone. It'll be fun. 179 00:09:14,147 --> 00:09:17,892 We can bust troublemakers together. 180 00:09:17,893 --> 00:09:21,537 ♪Because when you sneak out of school... 181 00:09:21,538 --> 00:09:24,227 ♪Or you break the Golden Rule, that's detention. 182 00:09:24,228 --> 00:09:25,241 Shake it to the left. 183 00:09:25,242 --> 00:09:27,807 ♪And when you sneak out of class, or get caught without a pass... 184 00:09:27,808 --> 00:09:29,470 ♪ That's detention! 185 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,382 Shake it to the right. 186 00:09:31,383 --> 00:09:32,817 Mom? 187 00:09:32,818 --> 00:09:34,556 No! 188 00:09:34,557 --> 00:09:36,357 No! 189 00:09:37,989 --> 00:09:40,428 That could so happen. 190 00:09:40,429 --> 00:09:43,195 All I know is we have to break them up. 191 00:09:43,196 --> 00:09:45,252 I'm gonna call my snake guy. 192 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:47,481 You have a snake guy? 193 00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:48,978 You don't? 194 00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,092 Yeah, let's call that option two. 195 00:09:51,093 --> 00:09:56,046 No offense, but this involves dating, and that's kinda my area of expertise. 196 00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:59,347 Because you went on one? 197 00:09:59,527 --> 00:10:01,069 Yes. 198 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:04,139 Guys, what about taking the honest approach? 199 00:10:04,140 --> 00:10:10,020 Go talk to Michelle and tell her how you're really feeling. 200 00:10:10,647 --> 00:10:12,648 "How about the honest approach?" 201 00:10:12,649 --> 00:10:16,786 "Tell her how you're really feeling". 202 00:10:16,787 --> 00:10:19,188 Teasing isn't pleasing! 203 00:10:19,189 --> 00:10:23,329 Ooh, that's so gonna be a T-shirt. 204 00:10:23,387 --> 00:10:25,367 And... 205 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:27,695 Done! Woo! 206 00:10:27,696 --> 00:10:31,499 I told you I'd get the digital clock to tell the right time again. 207 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,360 Yay. 208 00:10:34,823 --> 00:10:40,661 So, Dad, maybe you should open the oven and see where the noise is coming from. 209 00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:42,977 Okay. Fine. 210 00:10:42,978 --> 00:10:45,914 Hand me the grippy thingy. 211 00:10:45,915 --> 00:10:48,550 You mean the wrench? 212 00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:49,726 Uh, yeah. 213 00:10:49,727 --> 00:10:54,947 I wasn't sure you knew the technical name for it. 214 00:10:55,425 --> 00:11:00,060 Hey, cat, I wouldn't be sitting up there right now if I were you. 215 00:11:00,061 --> 00:11:01,921 Oww! 216 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,750 Seriously? 217 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:10,009 And that, son, is how you remove an oven door. 218 00:11:12,108 --> 00:11:14,928 So I think I found a way to break up Mom and Principal Nelson 219 00:11:14,929 --> 00:11:18,313 that doesn't involve snakes. 220 00:11:18,314 --> 00:11:22,048 Check out the poster I made for my meeting tonight. 221 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,242 "Uncle Miles wants you... 222 00:11:24,243 --> 00:11:26,703 Not to boo!" 223 00:11:27,989 --> 00:11:30,900 So I think I found a way to break up Mom and Principal Nelson 224 00:11:30,901 --> 00:11:32,396 that doesn't involve snakes. 225 00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:35,753 We need to show Mom there are better fish in the sea. 226 00:11:35,754 --> 00:11:38,311 And there he is. 227 00:11:38,312 --> 00:11:42,152 Rusty, our school crossing guard? 228 00:11:42,837 --> 00:11:45,672 I didn't have a ton of options. 229 00:11:45,673 --> 00:11:48,085 Taylor, I'm going out for a bit, so you're in charge, okay? 230 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,905 Mom, wait! You remember Rusty... 231 00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:53,442 From the busy intersection. 232 00:11:53,443 --> 00:11:54,848 Is this her? 233 00:11:54,849 --> 00:11:57,442 Yes, Rusty. This is my mother. 234 00:11:57,443 --> 00:11:58,551 Oh. Hmm. 235 00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:01,235 Well, she's not a blonde. 236 00:12:01,236 --> 00:12:03,936 I'm outta here. 237 00:12:07,162 --> 00:12:08,930 Girls, I... 238 00:12:08,931 --> 00:12:12,300 Do not know what that was, but I'm in a hurry. 239 00:12:12,301 --> 00:12:14,268 Big dinner plans? 240 00:12:14,269 --> 00:12:18,425 Actually, I'm having dinner with Bob Nelson, your Principal. 241 00:12:18,426 --> 00:12:21,142 I am shocked by this new information. 242 00:12:21,143 --> 00:12:23,931 Well, I didn't want to tell you yet because... 243 00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:26,552 There's a chance he may ask me something tonight 244 00:12:26,553 --> 00:12:28,386 that could lead to an exciting new adventure. 245 00:12:28,387 --> 00:12:31,033 But until it's official... whoop! You know what? 246 00:12:31,034 --> 00:12:34,408 I've already said too much. We'll talk about this later! 247 00:12:34,409 --> 00:12:36,401 Our nightmare is coming true. 248 00:12:36,402 --> 00:12:39,367 Nelson's gonna propose to Mom! 249 00:12:39,368 --> 00:12:42,695 I think the time has come to finally take someone's advice. 250 00:12:42,696 --> 00:12:44,265 You're right, Miles. 251 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:46,427 Frankie, call your snake guy. 252 00:12:46,428 --> 00:12:48,174 This marriage proposal is not happening. 253 00:12:48,175 --> 00:12:50,095 Okay. 254 00:12:52,089 --> 00:12:55,569 How do I get out of here? 255 00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:01,191 How relaxing is the Koi Pond? 256 00:13:01,192 --> 00:13:03,785 Fish are such magical creatures. 257 00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,497 I'll have the baked salmon. 258 00:13:06,498 --> 00:13:09,114 I thought it'd be nice to go somewhere special, 259 00:13:09,115 --> 00:13:11,001 in case we have something to celebrate. 260 00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:13,762 Well, I like it. 261 00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:17,574 - May I help you? - Konichiwa. 262 00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:22,246 I'm Patricia Applebee, a grown woman who enjoys fine dining. 263 00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:25,547 Terrific. Right this way. 264 00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:37,577 Silly fool. He never suspected a thing. 265 00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,883 Look, there they are. No sign of a ring. 266 00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,632 You ready to stop a wedding proposal? 267 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:48,533 Ah, just put these snakes under her table, and this date is over. 268 00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:59,704 Now, because of me, they installed an extra guard rail at the monkey cages! 269 00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:02,617 That is a great story. You are funny. 270 00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:05,281 Oh, I haven't laughed this hard in years. 271 00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:06,187 Well... 272 00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:08,281 Come on! What are you waiting for? 273 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,213 Release the serpents. 274 00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:13,429 Look at her laughing. 275 00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,868 She looks so happy. 276 00:14:14,869 --> 00:14:18,601 - Are we sure we're doing the right thing? - I knew you'd go soft on me. 277 00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:20,522 Here. 278 00:14:22,197 --> 00:14:24,777 Hold my binky. 279 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:31,729 I loved New York, but my family needed a fresh start. 280 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:35,150 It was tough at first, but it was the best thing for my girls. 281 00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:38,253 - They're my babies. - Mm. 282 00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,723 Ugh! Why does she have to be such a good Mom? 283 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:45,859 Face it. At the end of the day, we both want Mom to be happy. 284 00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:49,820 And if it's with our Principal... 285 00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:52,155 So be it. Come on, let's get outta here. 286 00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:53,588 Oh. 287 00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:59,489 You know, when it comes down to it, we're very caring people. 288 00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,765 - Uh, Frankie? - Hmm? 289 00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,031 Where'd your snakes go? 290 00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:06,952 Um... 291 00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,046 Found 'em! 292 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:23,755 Fit, you stupid pipe! Fit! 293 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,942 Hello, kind Sir. 294 00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:31,583 'Tis I, Ben Franklin, inventor of the oven and lightning. 295 00:15:32,685 --> 00:15:34,172 Louie... 296 00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:37,359 And as President of these United States... 297 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,314 I declare this oven unfixable. 298 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:44,406 Please stop wasting everyone's time and just buy a new one. 299 00:15:44,407 --> 00:15:46,747 Later, Dad. 300 00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:48,543 Hey, pops. Ha. 301 00:15:48,544 --> 00:15:51,964 Any cool visitors drop by? 302 00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:55,129 Louie, I know what I'm doing. 303 00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:57,080 No one's buying a new oven. 304 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,641 It's just this line. It needs tightening. 305 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:12,382 What'd you do? 306 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,030 Welcome, friends. 307 00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:20,355 I must say, this is the biggest turnout we've ever had in club history. 308 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,277 Woo-hoo! 309 00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:26,128 Who doesn't put out snacks? Some olives, mixed nuts? 310 00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:29,764 How hard is it to whip up a few cheese puffs? 311 00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:34,368 Snacks aside, the reason we're here is our commitment to not scaring. 312 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,355 Just today, I was asked to haunt. 313 00:16:37,356 --> 00:16:41,375 You cut up an apple and put it on a plate! 314 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:45,213 The family I live with wanted to keep a man from proposing to their Mom. 315 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,681 But I did the right thing; Nothing. 316 00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:51,668 So where are they going to live once they're engaged? 317 00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:53,957 - What do you mean? - They're getting married. 318 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,426 They'll probably move into a new house. 319 00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:59,761 Nobody is moving. Who said anything about moving? We're a family! 320 00:16:59,762 --> 00:17:02,779 Relax, man. You know what might calm you down? 321 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,090 A snack. 322 00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,634 Oh, that's right. 323 00:17:06,635 --> 00:17:08,909 Oh, no. What have I done? 324 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:13,283 I have to get my haunt on! Meeting over! 325 00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:15,984 Worst host ever. 326 00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,909 Mongo? 327 00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,920 Good little snakey. 328 00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,317 Come to Mama. 329 00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:26,454 Frankie, we're undercover. Keep your voice down. 330 00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,356 Okay. 331 00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:29,691 Aah! 332 00:17:29,692 --> 00:17:31,752 Sorry I'm late, but don't worry. 333 00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,981 I'm not going to let this Principal clown take you away from us. 334 00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:38,762 Miles, stand down. We're not... 335 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,215 So anyway, I think you know why I asked you here. 336 00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,556 Yo! Bob-o! 337 00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,553 Park it in neutral, big guy. 338 00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:47,582 Excuse me? 339 00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,586 Something you should know before you start asking questions left and right. 340 00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:51,880 O-kay. 341 00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:55,551 First off, you know what my nickname is? 342 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,240 Moustache Michelle. 343 00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,444 I have to shave my face five times a day. 344 00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,779 That's a lot. 345 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,982 In fact, I feel a little stubble popping out right now. 346 00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:09,603 So, if you'll excuse me, gotta lather up. 347 00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:15,459 Michelle, do you need some fresh air? 348 00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,118 No, I just need a razor. 349 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,642 Hey, Yo-Yo Ma! 350 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:23,403 Help a lady out! 351 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,884 Mm. 352 00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:28,925 Smooth. 353 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,145 What's that on the ground? 354 00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:33,426 Ah! Snake! 355 00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:45,224 If you'll excuse me... 356 00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:50,446 No need to thank me. 357 00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:53,267 Unless you insist. 358 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,512 What are you doing here? 359 00:18:56,513 --> 00:19:00,068 Are you three behind... this? 360 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:01,578 We did what we had to do. 361 00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:03,857 We couldn't sit back and let Nelson marry you. 362 00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:06,498 You think Principal Nelson and I are dating? 363 00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:07,926 Mom, we know. 364 00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:11,701 We saw the giggling, the primping, the not-wearing sweatpants. 365 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:15,929 At first, we freaked, but then we saw how happy he makes you. 366 00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,503 So if you want to marry him, we support you. 367 00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:22,097 Okay, first of all, Principal Nelson and I are not getting married. 368 00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,666 - We're not even dating. - What? 369 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,602 - 'Scuse me? - Huh? 370 00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:30,213 He's been trying to get me to cater all the PTA luncheons for the rest of the year. 371 00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:32,140 We've been negotiating a price. 372 00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:35,351 But you said this could be the beginning of an exciting new adventure. 373 00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:37,567 Because I was going to use the money to pay 374 00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:40,529 for that ski trip you've both been dying to go on. 375 00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,785 - Mm. - I just haunted... 376 00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,967 On national anti-haunting day... 377 00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,368 For nothing? 378 00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:49,733 You kids should have just used the honest approach... 379 00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,386 Come and talk to me and tell me how you really feel. 380 00:19:52,387 --> 00:19:56,717 - You're right, Mom. - If only someone had told us. 381 00:19:56,718 --> 00:20:00,328 What? That was my advice. I said that! 382 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,540 Was that before or after you covered my face with sour cream? 383 00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,483 Before. 384 00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:09,430 So about that ski trip... 385 00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:11,711 Ah! Snake! 386 00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:17,695 Yeah, you're not going skiing. 387 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,434 Pop's can I talk to you for a second? 388 00:20:22,435 --> 00:20:26,111 Uh, can this wait? I'm just about done in there. 389 00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:30,373 Yeah, I've been watching you all day. I'm not sure you are. 390 00:20:30,374 --> 00:20:33,350 It's like you don't have any idea what you're doing. 391 00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:36,821 What? Well, for your information, the oven is fixed. 392 00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:41,006 I'm The Man, right? Okay, good talk. Get lost, go play. 393 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,614 Okay, Mrs. Hathaway, your new oven is installed! 394 00:20:43,615 --> 00:20:46,830 Okay, thank you! Money's on the counter! 395 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:48,614 You bought a new oven? 396 00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:52,003 But you just said you could fix anything. 397 00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:54,105 Ah, fine. 398 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:56,746 The truth is... 399 00:20:57,088 --> 00:21:00,712 Everything you thought I fixed before, I just replaced. 400 00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:03,735 I barely know a screwdriver from a... 401 00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:06,217 - From a... - It's called a hammer. 402 00:21:06,218 --> 00:21:08,299 That's it. 403 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,096 I'm sorry I lied to you, son. 404 00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:12,332 I just didn't want to let you down. 405 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:16,069 I can't believe it. This is awesome! 406 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,310 Huh? 407 00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:20,135 I'm not the only one in our family who messes up. 408 00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:22,580 Every time I turn myself into a leprechaun 409 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,505 or a piece of string cheese, it's humiliating. 410 00:21:25,506 --> 00:21:29,027 But now that I know you're a complete disaster at fixing stuff. 411 00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:31,885 I feel like it's okay that I'm not perfect. 412 00:21:31,886 --> 00:21:34,946 Dad, you're The Man! 413 00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,601 Really? 414 00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:39,259 Thank you, son. 415 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,840 I am The Man. 416 00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:47,600 - Forgot your receipt. - Okeydokey! Toodle-oo! 417 00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:49,001 Uh... 418 00:21:49,002 --> 00:21:52,482 Just forget that last part. 419 00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:57,694 Does this place have an exit? 420 00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:03,595 Sync & corrections by P2Pfiend. 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