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- Oh, yeah, Halloween!

[Rapping] My favorite day is finally here.

The time for scaring is creeping near,

so everybody best beware

Louie Preston is bringing the scare.

- Happy Halloween! - [Screams]

- [Laughs]

- Not funny, Frankie.

- I beg to differ. Right, Fiona?

¶ Loved it [Laughs]

- Joke all you want, but once the sun sets,

us ghosts will be getting our scare on big time.

- Cool. Can I be part of the haunt?

- [Scoffs] Please.

You can't keep up with us, especially on Halloween.

Tonight, you will see the Preston men

scarier than you've ever seen us!

[Laughs]

- Look, I drew a smiley face on this apple

using rainbow sprinkles.

[Both laughing] - I gave mine

marshmallow eyes and a jellybean nose.

[Imitating airplane] Boop! [Laughs]

- Eek. Somebody save me.

- What's the meaning of this?

- Taylor's having a big Halloween party,

and we planned some really cool tricks.

Jiggling skeletons. - Floating candy corn.

- And the scares just keep on coming.

- You guys, my party is creating major buzz.

Not to be an overly dramatic teen,

but this event could literally make or break

my entire social life!

- Whoa, princess, back it up.

Halloween is our holiday.

Tonight, it's all about us getting our scare on.

- Louie, I'm looking for a fun party,

not scarring my guests for life.

- She's right, son.

We live with the Hathaways now, made a promise not to haunt.

- I didn't! I just spent the last two weeks

mastering how to turn myself into a giant scorpion!

Ugh!

I'll be in my playpen.

Crib!

Room!

[Spooky rock music]

- ¶ If you move into a haunted house ¶

¶ you've gotta try to work things out ¶

- ¶ so if you're living with a ghost or three ¶

- ¶ you gotta be one big, semi-scary family ¶

- ¶ don't know how we ended up this way ¶

- ¶ but I guess you could call us ¶

- ¶ the Haunted Hathaways

¶ the Haunted Hathaways

- ¶ the Haunted Hathaways

¶

- ¶ the Haunted Hathaways

¶

- your brother's still refusing to come down.

I've never seen him this upset before.

- [Scoffs] He'll cheer up

as soon as he sees this scarecrow,

because at the party,

pumpkin-head will be doing a dance

that goes a little something like this.

Heh, watch me now.

Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho!

Uh, uh, uh!

Er, er, er, er.

I'm hoping a little bit of myself

comes through in the performance.

- Oh, you come through loud and clear.

[Ominous humming]

- [Deep voice] I've come for you, Taylor hathaway.

- Ah, so scary!

Nice try, Frankie.

- [Chuckles] Yeah, Frankie, super lame.

- That's the fifth costume you tried on.

Which one are you going to wear?

- All of them.

- She finds the houses that give out the most candy

and keeps hitting them up in different costumes.

- My record haul was 24 pounds, back in '09.

Good times.

- Amazing news, family.

The local TV station is doing a piece on new businesses,

and guess who they want to interview tonight?

Moi. [Chuckles]

- Are you forgetting what happened

last time "moi" was interviewed on camera?

- [Deep voice] It was deadly.

- Ma'am, how long have you been waiting in line

for tickets to love lake?

- Oh, duh... Uh, camera... people... movie...

Ah! [Laughs]

What's wrong with me, right? Weirdo! [Laughs]

That news crew ambushed me. This time, I will be prepared.

- [Deep voice] I hope so.

It was a train wreck.

- You want to be grounded, reaper?

- No, mommy.

- Michelle, you're an intelligent woman,

one who understands the true meaning of Halloween.

- I suppose. - Can I interest you

in eyeballs raining from the ceiling

during your TV interview?

Might be a nice touch. Am I right?

- Louie, I'm representing a family bakery.

There will be no haunting.

- So I've misjudged you then.

- Well, I've got to get camera-ready.

- And I have to get changed.

This is going to be the best Halloween ever!

- Yeah, for everybody but me.

- So what do you think of this one?

I'm a New York strongman.

[Brooklyn accent] Give me the candy, or I give ya a smack.

Oh!

Nothing?

- I can't believe it's Halloween,

and I'm stuck being a costume consultant.

- I told you I'd help you haunt.

- Please, you're a little girl.

- [Brooklyn accent] Hey! Whoa! Look at the guy with the mouth!

Lil' respect, huh?

- Hey guys, I got some great stuff

from ghost world for the party. Check out this ghost whistle.

[Silence]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is way too scary.

[Scoffs] "Ages six and up?" My left foot.

Everyone okay?

- You just came out of that mirror!

- Yeah, that's our portal to ghost world.

- That's the coolest thing ever!

I just thought you guys zapped to ghost world and back.

- [Chuckles] Yeah, Frankie, 'cause that makes sense.

Anyway, Louie, don't forget we need you downstairs

in 30 minutes to pop balloons.

Now, that's fun for all ages.

- I'd give anything to be powerful enough

to pull off my own Halloween scare.

I need somebody like this. Check out this ad.

- "Call on gruesome glenda.

"Need an all-powerful ghost to help freak out a mortal?

Simply draw a red door right on your portal."

What do you need her for? You got me.

- Not the same.

- Fine, suit yourself.

Happy Halloween, balloon-popper.

[Chuckles]

- I am not a balloon-popper! I'm a ghost in my prime!

And it's time I started acting like one.

[Eerie noises]

- Well, aren't you a cutie patootie?

- What?

[Chuckles] Yes, I am.

But what?

Who are you?

- I'm glenda the good ghost.

- You're supposed to be a gruesome

all-powerful scare expert,

not some girl with a purse and a friendship bracelet.

- Oh, when I say "good," I mean...

[Deep, evil voice] Very good.

[Snaps fingers] [Roars]

- [Screams]

You're my hero.

[Party music]

- Taylor, do you feel okay? You look terrible.

- It's a costume, Emma, just like yours.

- Right, costume.

I'm dressed this way because it's Halloween,

not because I got my head stuck in a bucket.

- Taylor, huge news!

The word is the ninth grade boys' swim team might show up.

[All scream]

- A-listers at my party? Amazing!

- I'm so glad I did my hair.

- Miles.

What are you supposed to be?

- Seriously? I'm 1/4 of a barbershop quartet.

¶ Hello, hello, hello

- yeah, so can we get this scare show on the road?

- ¶ You got it, tay...

- Miles.

- Is it game time?

Let's do it! [Snaps fingers]

[Crowd murmuring]

- [Laughs]

[Cheers and applause]

- Taylor, that was so cool!

- I know. How are you doing all this?

- Hey, a zombie cheerleader never divulges her secrets.

And if I did, I'd have to eat your brains.

- Good look finding my brains. [Laughs]

'Cause I'm wearing a bucket.

- I get it. - Yes, that's why.

- So we'll start with why you decided to open

your bakery here in new Orleans.

- Well, that answer will be a piece of cake.

[Chuckles] Get it, cake?

- Are you gonna wear that shirt?

- Oh, um...

Oh, hi, honey, looks like you're doing great out there.

- Oh, are you a little Einstein?

- [Brooklyn accent] Hey, whoa! Lil' respect!

Oh, wait, I changed.

Now upstairs for costume number three.

[Both laughing]

- She is quite a pistol.

Yeah, my girls are my life. Baking's really my second love.

That being said, I never take for granted the fact,

though, that I get to own and run my own business.

Hey, that sounded pretty good.

- It was great. Know what?

Let's just live with the shirt and get this on camera.

- Oh... - And action.

I'm here with Michelle hathaway,

business owner, Baker, mother.

Michelle, thanks for joining us.

- Uh... uh...

Bah! [Laughs]

[Crying]

- I feel like my family doesn't get me.

It's like I'm a lonely castaway

stranded on "me island."

Wow.

I wasn't prepared to open that door.

- Well, you did the right thing by calling me.

Every ghost deserves an amazing Halloween.

- Great. So I'm thinking spiders, moaning.

And if an eyeball drops from the ceiling,

I won't complain.

- [Deep laugh]

Oh, sweetie, you're thinking too small.

We're gonna scare these Hathaways so badly,

they'll tremble in fear.

[Deep voice] And never enter this house again.

Okeydokey?

- Uh... [Chuckles]

- Louie, you up there?

- Oh, man, my dad.

- Hey, buddy.

We miss you downstairs.

Who's this?

- No way.

I have the same friendship bracelet.

- Hush up, bow tie.

I'm glenda.

And this poor kid summoned me here

because the two of you have deprived him of ghosting.

- [Chuckles] I wouldn't say summoned.

I-I drew a door.

- Well, it's time for both of you

to reflect on what you've done.

- Louie, what is this?

Let us out right now.

- Don't they look silly in there?

- No, we need to let them out.

- But the fun's just getting started.

It's time to get rid of these Hathaways forever.

[Deep laugh]

- So... [Chuckles]

Happy Halloween.

[Both grunting]

- [Humming]

Time to get this party started.

- What do you think you're doing?

- Just 'cause I like to scare

doesn't mean I can't look cute doing it.

- Look, glenda.

Just give me the key to the portal

so I can let my family out now.

- Fine! Gosh.

Oh, but one small thing.

[Deep voice] You'll have to come

and take it from me first!

- All right.

You asked for it.

Unstoppable ball of energy!

Look at me now.

Scared? You should be.

So uncool!

- That's definitely your best side, kiddo.

I'm loving this lip gloss.

- Hope you're having a good time.

Ray!

Hey, have more punch.

Miles!

Where are you guys?

I'm dying out here.

- Tay, the swim team will be here any minute.

What happened?

The party started off great,

but now people are bored.

- Susan, don't be rude.

What she meant to say was,

"tay, your party stinks."

- Don't worry.

I have some amazing things coming up.

[Coughs] Miles.

- Taylor, over here.

- Uh, excuse me a second.

- Louie, where are Miles and ray?

I'm losing these people.

- Taylor, forget the party,

and get your friends out of this house now.

- What are you talking about?

- I may have unleashed an evil super-ghost

who's bent on total destruction.

- Can I just have one normal day?

- Oh, no. There's the she-devil.

She's here!

- Wait. That's who you're scared of?

- Hi, sweetie.

Does your par-tay need a little pick-me-up?

- You have no idea.

Can you whip up something fun?

- No, she's gonna ruin your entire...

- Actually, I have just the illusion

for you and your friends.

- Love her.

- [Deep voice] Hey, everyone.

Trick or treat?

[All screaming]

- Everyone out. Go, go, go.

[All screaming, electricity buzzing]

- [Exhales] Cool beans.

I'll go downstairs and get everyone in one room,

and then it's time to terrify.

Come on. You're not gonna wanna miss this.

- Frankie, I need your help!

- Sorry, madame, no Dice.

Get it?

Besides, old people start to go to sleep around now

and leave their bowls of candy out on the porch.

- But bad things are about to happen to all of us.

You've gotta help me.

- But I'm just a little girl.

- Okay, I knew that was coming.

I apologize for my earlier comments.

- Say, "Frankie's awesome."

- We don't have time for this.

- Say it! - Frankie's awesome.

- Okay. I forgive you.

What's your plan?

- To apologize and make you come up with the plan.

- [Grunts]

- Didn't work the first four times, son.

- But we have to stop that crazy girl

with the awesome friendship bracelet.

[Grunts]

I hope you have a suitable punishment

lined up for Louie.

- Eh, no one's getting punished, Miles.

It wasn't his fault.

It was mine.

- What are you talking about?

- [Sighs]

Living with the Hathaways is tricky.

I wanna respect our arrangement,

but I might have lost sight of the fact

that Louie's a little kid missing out

on his favorite holiday.

I wanna raise good sons but also happy ghosts.

- You know I'm happy pops.

I read you my journal entries every day.

- Yes. Yes, you do.

[Sighs]

[Tap tap tap]

I guess there's nothing else to do but wait.

- Or pass the time with a barbershop classic.

¶ Hello, my baby, hello, my honey ¶

¶ hello, my ragtime gal

- aah.

- [Humming]

- [Grunting]

- And that's how the donut got its name.

Invented by Bob donut.

Ahh. [Laughs]

I don't know what I'm saying.

I totally just made that up.

- Oh, no, Michelle, that was really...

Not good.

This is all unusable.

[Kids screaming]

- Taylor, what was that? - I know.

- Who has an elevator in their house?

- Never mind. Everybody out.

[All screaming]

- No one's going anywhere.

- Who is this? - Me?

Why I'm you.

[All screaming]

- Uh-oh. This isn't good.

- Ready for a quote?

[Deep voice] Happy Halloween, humans.

- Aw. You too, Mrs. h.

She's the best.

[All screaming]

- Louie, where are you?

- Louie? He's your savior?

[Laughs]

How sad.

- Sad for you.

The l-train is here

to teach you a lesson in manners.

- Hm. How's this...

Growing donkey ears, please.

- Not what I had in mind... But it doesn't matter,

because now you have to face the music.

- A Jack in the box?

So scary.

Let me see what you've got.

[Music box playing]

- Boo!

- This is your a-game?

- Eh, we gave it a shot.

- Louie, you have seriously got to be

the worst ghost ever.

Louie?

- I may not be a level ten ghost,

but at least I didn't fall for the old diversion trick.

- My key.

That means...

- I unlocked the mirror!

- Remember me?

I'm ray, also a level ten ghost.

And you messed with my family,

my whole family.

- Yeah, and I'm Miles.

Trick or treat, glenda?

Oh, and we're fresh out of treats.

- Um, guys, all my friends are trapped over here, so...

- Okay, glenda, time to go.

- Boys, let's show her the exit.

- Ring around the Rosie?

What's next, you're gonna Patty-cake me?

Ooh!

Whoa, whoa!

- This is so worth missing out

on old people candy.

- All right, Louie.

Send her on... her... way!

[Grunts] - Copy that, pops.

Glenda, out!

It worked!

- We did it. - Yeah, we did.

The Preston boys brought it tonight!

- Best Halloween ever.

- [Chuckles] Come on.

- Hey, guys, I just wanna say, this party...

[Applause]

- That was awesome!

- Went exactly how I planned it.

- I was scared for a minute,

but this was definitely the party of the year.

- Yeah, or maybe even the month.

- Everybody, let's go back upstairs.

- So, did I mention we also cater weddings?

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To everybody

for what I did tonight.

- No worries, Louie.

I'm pretty sure I rocked that interview.

- The camera is broken. The footage is lost.

- Yes! [Exhales]

- And don't worry about me.

Once we sawed the bucket off Emma's head,

everyone had a great time.

- Dad, Miles, are you two good?

- Ah, forget about it.

Dad and I actually had some nice bonding time.

- We sure did.

Hit it!

- ¶ Hello, my baby

- ¶ hello, my honey

both: ¶ hello, my ragtime gal ¶

- what? We had a lot of time in there.

- Bum, bum, bum.

¶ Send me a kiss

- ¶ by wire

- ¶ baby, my heart's on

- ¶ fire

- [laughs]

Yep, I think they left.

- We lost 'em.