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Ho, ho, ho!
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‐♪ ♪
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Good sir, perchance you would
like to try on
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the "categorize cap"
to see which school
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of magic most suits thee?
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Not today, weirdo.
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Congratulations,
you're a Grizzledum!
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Yes! Finally!
A hat that respects me!
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Don't be too cocky.
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That means you're a sworn
enemy of Pufflesnuff.
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I hate those guys.
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Well, well, well, if it ain't
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one of those Grizzledum gits.
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Someone had a little too much
bubble and squeak for breakfast.
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Don't worry, Dad.
Those are just park employees.
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Cool!
Then they can't hit me back.
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Oi!
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We're seasonal workers.
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We can do
as we bloody well please.
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Yeah, well, just wait'll
my fellow Grizzledums help me.
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I'm known for my stomach aches.
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My character was cut
from the movies.
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‐Aah!
‐Get him!
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This is a good time
to call Grampa
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and see how Maggie's doing.
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Carve a lightning
bolt in his head!
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Hello, Mabel.
Can I have my dad?
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Sure thing, Marge.
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Patching you through
to Throwback 7244.
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Hey, Marge,
everything is A‐okay,
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which was a popular slogan
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during Martin Van Buren's
election campaign because...
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Ooh, thank God
I'm on my anti‐rambling meds.
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I remember the first day
I went on them.
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That's it.
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Anyway, Maggie's having fun
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with her little friend.
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We're at the beach?!
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I better put on sunscreen.
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I finally know what it's like
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to be a British beverage.
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Gently back and forth,
back and forth.
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
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Bart!
Stop playing with the wheel.
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Only if Homer buys us something
at the gift shop!
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Why do I keep thinking
these places will be fun?
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You don't!
It's a place you can be with us
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without having to talk to us.
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Oh, finally,
a place to spend money.
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I'll take three of each wand
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plus holsters and the
five‐year magic care warranty.
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And I'll pick the one
that costs a little extra
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because they also give
a wand to a needy child.
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Aw.
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Listen to her,
purring like a kitten.
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Grampa, when was
the last time you saw Maggie?
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I just changed her diaper
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before I put the cat out.
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Uh‐oh.
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‐Maggie!
‐Where are you, Mags?
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Ask Grampa, maybe he knows.
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Simpsons, I don't know
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if Heaven's missing an angel,
but I think you might be.
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Oh, my sweet baby!
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Flanders, I owe ya one.
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Well, sir, could you give me
back my Allen wrench?
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This guy names his tools.
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Grampa, I'm afraid we'll never
ask you to babysit again.
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Who says I want to?
You never even pay me!
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Well, you can rest easy
knowing if anything did happen,
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she has the only insurance
you truly need.
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A simple Christian baptism.
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Actually,
we haven't gotten around
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to baptizing her yet.
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You mean
this child could've been
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cast into God's basement
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of eternal burning,
because you were "too busy"?
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We could baptize her soon,
if you want to be the godfather.
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Oh, no can‐doodily.
I'm already the godfather
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to 1,100 children.
Take one of these.
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‐It'll buzz
when I have an opening.
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This is for a baptism?
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My wife is Shinto and I worship
the Klingon faith of Ba‐a‐a‐a.
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We thought this was
for Tony Roma's.
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Good night!
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I can't stop thinking
about Maggie not being baptized.
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What if...
the unspeakable happens?
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Are you saying that just
because we don't splash
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a little water on her
she's gonna burn forever?
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Sleep well, knowing
current religious thought
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is Maggie won't go to Hell.
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Although that's
always up for debate.
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‐Mm.
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Hmm.
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Ah! Ah.
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Nice and unbaptized.
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She'll play
in an unsanitary ball pit
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‐for all eternity.
‐
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And I'm here, too!
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And I've got Milhouse
growing on my back.
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I'm the front
and you're the back!
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‐I'm the front!
‐
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Ow!
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We have
to get Maggie baptized now.
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Either Patty or Selma could be
the godmother.
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Well, that would insult
one of them.
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But I want
to insult both of them.
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What we really need
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for the godfather
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is someone
who goes to church weekly,
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not the Christmas
and Easter crowd.
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Lousy part‐time Protestants.
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I go every week
and sleep through mass
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like a real Christian.
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Homie, this is important to me.
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I get it, but can't this wait?
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You go find her a godfather!
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The classiest person you know.
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‐Hey!
‐Wait a minute!
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I wasn't watching that!
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Guys, this is serious.
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I'm looking for a godfather
for my little angel.
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Aw, what a cutie.
Let me give her a sip of beer.
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Okay, you're out.
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If I'm out, Carl's out.
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I decide who tells
me what to do. Moe?
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You're out, Carl. So, Homer,
I hear you're lookin' for...
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You're out. Barney?
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‐You're out.
‐Aw!
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Godfather? Well let's see.
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I have done a great
job with Ralphie.
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Wiggum out.
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Don't worry, sweetie. You don't
need a godfather right away.
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You're gonna live
a long, long time.
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Here's another avoidable death
you've gotten us into.
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Fat Tony!
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You saved us!
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Not I.
It was the Blessed Mother.
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You're religious, too.
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You'd be a great godfather,
if it weren't for...
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If it weren't for what?
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Uh... you know...
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No, I do not know.
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What a cute little bambina.
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I accept your offer.
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I will be godfather
to your child.
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Yeah, but, but, but...
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You did offer it to me,
didn't you?
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He said it.
We got it all on tape.
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I truly appreciate this.
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I have nothing innocent
and pure in my life,
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but now I have
this sweet little angel.
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Great, great.
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This'll be just
like The Godfather.
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‐The what?
‐You know, the movie
The Godfather.
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‐Never heard of it.
‐It's about a guy like you,
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who does what you do.
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Which is what?
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Um, legitimate business.
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He sounds like quite the fellow,
this godfather.
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I've seen Shark Tale
and Analyze This,
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but that sounds even better.
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Fat Tony can't be godfather.
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We'd be better off
with Mr. Burns.
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I asked him.
He's allergic to new baby smell.
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Pardon me for dropping
by unannounced,
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but I could not help but notice
that my goddaughter‐to‐be has
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an outdated car seat
facing in the wrong direction.
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So, I have taken
the liberty of purchasing you
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the most exclusive,
top‐of‐the‐line
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the Ferrari Protect‐a‐rossa.
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Well, that's very nice, but...
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And you, the mama,
will drive her more safely
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in this Luxus SUV
I have leased in your name.
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It's got everything.
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Blindspot monitors...
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built‐in humidor, a GPS
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that doesn't think
it's better than you.
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Sure, let's try it your way.
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‐Oh...
‐Hmm?
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Fat Tony, I'm sorry,
but you can't be the godfather.
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Marge, think about this.
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Your baby will want
to go to an elite preschool,
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a prestigious prep school,
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a college with the ivy.
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I could help you
with all these things.
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You can really do that?
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With the soccer coaches
and admissions officers
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I have in my pocket
like so many yogurt melties.
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We'll play along
until we can get out of it.
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Godfather.
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Welcome to the family.
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Welcome to the family.
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Okay, just get through this.
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Then you never see
the godparents again.
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Always so nice to see you,
Fat Tony.
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Is everything okay?
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Please, please, say it's okay.
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Why you no answering?
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I'm a‐gonna die!
And I've never been‐a to Italy!
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Everything's fine.
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Ah, I knew it.
Have‐a some parmesan.
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My hand!
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It's‐a having a heart attack!
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Now, I take my duties
as godfather seriously.
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I might almost be intrusive.
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Almost.
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First, I want to help
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with little Margaret's
religious development.
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For my first communion,
my sainted mother gave me
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this book and ten dollars,
which was a fortune to me.
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I never spent it.
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Mama!
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First, the queen of all saints,
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Mary, the only woman in history
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who had the ugatz
to be a mother and a virgin.
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Actually, the virgin birth
is the doctrine
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of traditional Christianity.
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Not Protestants.
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La beata madre è stata
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concepita senza
peccato originale.
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Quindi è possibile
che sia madre e vergine.
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Oh. Got it.
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This is Saint Lucia,
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which may or may not be
where my money is.
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And this is St. Zeno of Verona,
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the saint of learning to speak.
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For you, Margaret.
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Hmm.
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Ah, you got to love
a religion with merch.
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Maybe this could work out.
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You just enjoy riding
in a safe car for once.
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Yes! Yes! Yes, I do!
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For the family.
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Stop so we can do
the door again.
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Whoa, Mama!
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D'oh!
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I can't believe the boss
has us babysitting.
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I broke out of prison for this?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Careful, those babies got those
super sharp fingernails!
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Here ya go, Baby Boss.
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Mangia. Mangia.
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Leave no evidence.
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Boss,
Benny down at the liquor store
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is late on his payment. Again.
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Let me break his kneecaps.
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Marone a mi!
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You never ever talk that way
in front of a baby.
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Uh, uh, okay, uh,
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what if we give him
a boo‐boo to the brain?
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Make him go night‐night forever?
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Disgusting!
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You give the kiss of death
with that mouth?
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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I have to take
sweet little Maggie
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to Guido and Me class.
258
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,298
I think the boss is
gettin' soft.
259
00:12:11,365 --> 00:12:13,100
Next thing you know,
he'll be startin'
260
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,235
a legitimate
legitimate business!
261
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,404
Eh, I think
you're imagining things.
262
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,008
♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star ♪
263
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,610
♪ Let me hotwire you a car ♪
264
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:26,747
♪ We'll change the plates,
I know a guy ♪
265
00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:29,816
♪ You'll be my little alibi. ♪
266
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,653
You stole my heart.
267
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,621
You little criminal.
268
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:41,528
Ah, it's‐a so sad.
269
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,031
Fat Tony has been
a very good boss.
270
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:48,168
I have too much respect
for him not to kill him.
271
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,404
Eh, what do you think,
Johnny Tightlips?
272
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:53,073
I don't want
to do nothin' to nobody.
273
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,642
So... you want to do
somethin' to somebody.
274
00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,277
Exactly.
275
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,379
Does Maggie seem different
to you?
276
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,681
I'm worried.
277
00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:02,616
Uh, Marge,
let me put it this way.
278
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,084
We can't be bad parents,
279
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,221
because bad parents can't
get their kid into...
280
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,923
the finest preschool in town!
281
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,458
Maggie has been admitted
282
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,894
to the Preschool
for the Performing Arts?
283
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,963
They have a three‐year wait.
284
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:18,465
Is she in the morning class
or afternoon?
285
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:19,733
Morning.
286
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,635
‐Mm.
‐
287
00:13:21,702 --> 00:13:24,137
I'm afraid we have
an agreement
288
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,206
and you have not held up
your end.
289
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,842
We are going for a ride.
290
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,317
No!
291
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:42,089
No goddaughter of mine
will miss Sunday service.
292
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,091
Oh, but I'm hungover.
293
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,293
We were gonna go at 1:00 p. m.
294
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:48,529
I'm afraid there ain't
no 1:00 p. m. no more.
295
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,764
Low attendance whacked it
from the schedule.
296
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,999
I knew it.
297
00:13:52,099 --> 00:13:53,233
You make a deal with the devil,
298
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,668
and look where you wind up.
299
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,303
‐
‐Wake up.
300
00:13:57,471 --> 00:13:58,739
Oh, come on, man.
301
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:00,307
Even the priest is asleep.
302
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:05,179
Please rise
and open your hymnals.
303
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,383
He said open your book.
304
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,353
♪ You were so right, I'm
a moron, I'm so frightened ♪
305
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,591
♪ Bail us out now,
I am out of ideas. ♪
306
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,362
Look, if we're direct
and say he can't be godfather,
307
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:24,264
what's the worst
that can happen?
308
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,166
Did you see The Godfather?
309
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,734
I saw the wedding part.
310
00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:29,503
Does anything happen after that?
311
00:14:29,570 --> 00:14:32,539
That Carlo seems
like a wonderful husband.
312
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:35,509
‐What are you talking about?
‐Uh, Mister Fat?
313
00:14:35,576 --> 00:14:38,712
There's a non‐whacking matter
I need to discuss with you.
314
00:14:38,779 --> 00:14:40,614
I also have
to tell you something.
315
00:14:40,681 --> 00:14:44,117
Your daughter is cute, smart,
and sweet as a hung jury.
316
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,420
So I will honor
all of you next Sunday
317
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:49,857
with tickets to Itchy
and Scratchy's Christmas On Ice.
318
00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:54,027
Now, what did you want
to tell me?
319
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:56,263
I, um, uh, stall, stall...
320
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,198
play for time...
321
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,034
I wanted to tell you
how great you look in that suit.
322
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,302
Why, thank you.
323
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,004
Why do people have
such difficulty
324
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,606
telling me how great I am?
325
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,212
This is
the first business I've had
326
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:14,848
where in the back room is
just more of the same.
327
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,050
Thoughts?
328
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,019
Hey, these diaper bags
are great.
329
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,088
You could hide a brick
of nose candy in here.
330
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,624
No, you mezzo arguto paisan!
331
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,192
This is all aboveboard.
332
00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,060
I want to be family friendly.
333
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,730
You mean "the family" family?
334
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,732
I mean every family!
335
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,600
Except the Branzinos.
336
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,068
Death to them.
337
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,136
Death to them.
338
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,271
Hey, boss, maybe you can get
339
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,640
your little Maggie one of these.
340
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,543
You would body shame a baby?!
341
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:46,580
‐
‐I've seen enough.
342
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,482
This Sunday we make our move.
343
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,317
Can we make it Saturday?
I got a thing.
344
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,352
‐Move your thing.
‐I already moved it
345
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,321
for the thing that was cancelled
for the you know what
346
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,056
where we did that thing
we did not do.
347
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,225
That didn't happen
two weeks ago.
348
00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,893
You don't know about that!
349
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,863
You don't know
what I don't know.
350
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,465
Um, we certainly appreciate
351
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,367
all you've done for us.
352
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,671
Maggie has all the bling
a toddler could want.
353
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,408
Don't look at me.
354
00:16:14,508 --> 00:16:16,710
They fell off the back
of a tricycle.
355
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:22,516
What have we done?
356
00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,954
Uh, Maggie! What are ya doin'?
357
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,056
I didn't mean it! Maggie!
358
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:32,159
Fat Tony, get away from my kid!
359
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,063
That's it.
360
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,868
Fine. I see.
361
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:43,971
Excuse me,
there is an urgent matter
362
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,039
I must attend to.
363
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:01,889
Homer, can I tell you
a little secret?
364
00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:04,525
‐No, no, please don't!
‐It's a good secret.
365
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:07,227
I'm finally getting out of
this terrible business I'm in.
366
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,963
And into the slightly
less cutthroat business
367
00:17:09,997 --> 00:17:11,932
of maternity wear.
368
00:17:11,999 --> 00:17:13,901
I'm gonna get my soul back.
369
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:16,737
And Maggie is my inspiration.
370
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,772
‐Aw.
‐Give me one more day
371
00:17:18,839 --> 00:17:20,874
to prove
that I belong in her life.
372
00:17:20,974 --> 00:17:22,709
I'll see what I can do.
373
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,048
Legs! Louie! Get in here!
374
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,316
Dispose of this.
375
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:32,419
I don't want
to know where or how.
376
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,297
Ain't nobody gonna
find this now.
377
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,533
Uh, marone.
You never forget that smell.
378
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,418
take the gun.
379
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,286
Leave the Zamboni.
380
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,922
Okay, this is it.
I'm ending it today.
381
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:12,292
In a public place
with a lot of witnesses.
382
00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,667
Well, Fat Tony,
this is really fun,
383
00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,736
but where is everyone else?
384
00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:25,105
On the suggestion
of my coworkers,
385
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,774
who only have
my best interests in mind,
386
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,743
I bought out the whole arena
387
00:18:29,843 --> 00:18:32,279
for my dear little Maggie.
388
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,548
No audience means no witnesses!
389
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:36,116
What's going on?
390
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,352
Fat Tony, I beg you!
391
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:41,054
Stop being
my daughter's godfather!
392
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:43,657
If you do, I'll clean for you,
I'll cook for you.
393
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,526
I'll be your mama!
394
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,594
God rest her soul.
395
00:18:48,829 --> 00:18:50,430
I must refuse your offer.
396
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:53,066
I made a promise to God
to watch your baby.
397
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,903
And he's the only boss
I answer to.
398
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:59,239
Except that guy in Kansas City.
399
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,874
Oh, no! No!
400
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,543
We're stuck with him forever!
401
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,411
Maggie's in Hell already!
402
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,655
Johnny Tightlips!
403
00:19:14,755 --> 00:19:16,423
This is it, Tony.
404
00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:19,226
You did the worst thing
a mob boss could ever do.
405
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:21,228
Care about somebody else.
406
00:19:21,295 --> 00:19:24,198
I thought you was
with me on this double cross!
407
00:19:24,298 --> 00:19:27,100
We'll never turn on Tony!
He's my cousin!
408
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,702
I thought he was my cousin!
409
00:19:28,802 --> 00:19:30,237
Well, he's somebody's cousin.
410
00:19:30,304 --> 00:19:32,472
And in this world,
that's what counts.
411
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,274
You would betray me?
412
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:40,981
No, Maggie, no! I'm sorry!
413
00:19:41,048 --> 00:19:43,617
‐That's not me!
‐Oh, isn't it?
414
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,152
Oh, my God, you're right.
415
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,887
I cannot change who I am.
416
00:19:46,987 --> 00:19:49,156
Also that maternity store
was a joke.
417
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:50,691
They look, but don't buy.
418
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,894
But, Maggie, it's not too late
for you to go straight.
419
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:56,530
I'm stepping back as godfather.
420
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,865
‐Finally.
‐Thank God.
421
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,634
Oops.
422
00:20:00,734 --> 00:20:03,337
Here's the keys to the SUV.
423
00:20:09,009 --> 00:20:11,945
You have to let go
for me to take them back.
424
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,347
I know, let me just
425
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,415
open the doors one more time.
426
00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,888
Maggie, my darling.
427
00:20:20,988 --> 00:20:23,123
Thank you for reminding me
of everything
428
00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,492
that's good and sweet
in this world.
429
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,694
And now, ciao bella.
430
00:20:27,761 --> 00:20:29,062
Ew, uh,
431
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:31,598
before you go... could you?
432
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,467
Just when I thought I was out,
433
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,069
they drag me back in.
434
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,318
I'm not afraid to say it.
435
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:53,453
If this keeps up,
I'm calling HR.
436
00:20:53,554 --> 00:20:56,557
You mean Harry the Rat?
He's buried right over there.
437
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,963
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