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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:09,920 We get stuck in the past. 2 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:13,200 Just because it's familiar. 3 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:14,920 We are so scared of the future... 4 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,360 ...that we prefer to live in the past. 5 01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:25,040 This is the way we touch ourselves, 6 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:27,360 touch ourselves... touch ourselves... 7 01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:29,320 This is the way we touch ourselves... 8 01:25:29,400 --> 01:25:32,040 on a cold n' frosty morning. 9 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:34,040 This is the way we rub our clit, 10 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:36,400 rub our clit... 11 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,320 This is the way we rub our clit... 12 01:25:38,400 --> 01:25:39,600 on a cold... -Grandma! 13 01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,040 Now tell me, how is Varun? 14 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:46,320 He must be fine. 15 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,240 And I’m fine as well. 16 01:25:48,560 --> 01:25:49,440 Thanks for asking. 17 01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:53,080 We chat with each other everyday. 18 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:54,520 Thank you Radha. 19 01:25:54,600 --> 01:25:55,440 Come sweetheart... 20 01:25:55,520 --> 01:25:56,720 ...go and play there. 21 01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:58,520 I'm so glad... 22 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:01,160 ...that I brought my tea leaves with me. 23 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:04,160 If you don't steep the leaves, 24 01:26:04,240 --> 01:26:05,480 then you haven't tasted real tea. 25 01:26:06,000 --> 01:26:07,720 And your tea bags, 26 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,880 you know what's in them, don't you? 27 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:10,560 Tea dust. 28 01:26:11,040 --> 01:26:12,280 You've been telling me this since I was a kid. 29 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:15,640 The first flush is really nice. 30 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,520 But the second flush, 31 01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:18,840 that is the best! 32 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:21,760 By the way, you're beginning to sound just like dad. 33 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,080 I've come here to take a break... 34 01:26:24,160 --> 01:26:25,640 ...from your father for a few days. 35 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:27,360 Really? 36 01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:28,800 All okay? 37 01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,160 Ever since he retired, 38 01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:32,560 he's become a nuisance. 39 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:36,520 Now I'm his cook, valet, bearer, gardener, everything. 40 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:38,480 Really, I need this holiday Anju. 41 01:26:38,560 --> 01:26:40,600 And how long is this holiday planned for? 42 01:26:41,280 --> 01:26:44,800 It's my granddaughter's fourth birthday. 43 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:45,760 How could I not be here! 44 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:49,240 Arya, I remember the day you were born. 45 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:50,800 And Mama, do you? 46 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:51,400 Mama? 47 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:52,920 Mama was on Epidural. 48 01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:54,360 She doesn't remember a thing. 49 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:56,920 Why don't you also tell her that mama didn't cry but her father did? 50 01:26:58,040 --> 01:27:00,920 Such a sensitive, creative man. -Ya... 51 01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:03,400 Pooky aunty is very nice. 52 01:27:03,480 --> 01:27:04,520 Pooky aunty? 53 01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:06,120 Who is Pooky aunty? 54 01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,640 Is she real or imaginary? 55 01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,440 Real. 56 01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:11,320 Papa's special friend. 57 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:17,160 Anju, really, this is your fault. 58 01:27:17,680 --> 01:27:18,360 I agree. 59 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,440 Especially the way she was conceived. 60 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:42,120 Yuck! 61 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:45,160 Smells like some cheap bar in here. 62 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,160 Whose idea was it... 63 01:27:48,280 --> 01:27:50,160 ...to take me drinking during happy hour! 64 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:53,720 Shut up! 65 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:54,840 It's not that bad! 66 01:27:57,600 --> 01:27:58,120 Fuck. 67 01:27:58,520 --> 01:27:59,200 Shit. 68 01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:03,680 I think the condom broke. 69 01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:07,480 Don't worry. 70 01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:10,640 My periods got over this morning. 71 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:14,280 Thank you universe. 72 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:20,000 Again...again...again 73 01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:23,520 God! 74 01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:25,560 How did we end up here! 75 01:28:26,560 --> 01:28:27,480 I'm fucked! 76 01:28:28,840 --> 01:28:29,640 Technically... 77 01:28:29,720 --> 01:28:31,440 ...that's how we ended up here. 78 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:34,200 I told you not to use those Thailand condoms. 79 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:36,440 You only told me to buy it because... 80 01:28:36,520 --> 01:28:38,600 ...it has this dragon fruit flavour on it. 81 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:40,800 I said 'Look it has a vibrating ring...' 82 01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:41,920 And the next thing I know, 83 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,120 you bought it! 84 01:28:44,240 --> 01:28:45,800 I don't even know if I like them. 85 01:28:45,880 --> 01:28:46,520 Condoms? 86 01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:47,800 Babies. 87 01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,440 Baby, most people don't like babies. 88 01:28:50,920 --> 01:28:52,120 Until they have their own. 89 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,080 Baby, most people like babies till they have their own! 90 01:28:58,080 --> 01:28:59,280 What if I'm not maternal? 91 01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:01,800 C'mon now... 92 01:29:02,120 --> 01:29:04,920 You are very maternal. 93 01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:05,600 Very. 94 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:06,800 No seriously. 95 01:29:07,960 --> 01:29:09,840 You take care of a big baby like me right? 96 01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,640 Everything will change. 97 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:15,440 Ya... 98 01:29:16,520 --> 01:29:18,760 You'll have to quit drinking wine for a year and a half. 99 01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,440 What about my career? 100 01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:29,640 I'm working so hard to become a Senior Associate. 101 01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:30,920 We'll share the load okay? 102 01:29:31,680 --> 01:29:32,600 We'll get a maid. 103 01:29:34,040 --> 01:29:36,160 I'll be at home most of the time. 104 01:29:36,240 --> 01:29:38,240 And that way I can work on my script also. 105 01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,360 Mama will go through the roof in rage. 106 01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:42,040 Ya! 107 01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:43,640 Shit. 108 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:45,240 And your father is going to kill you. 109 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:47,360 Okay, just see and tell me. 110 01:29:48,240 --> 01:29:50,200 Okay, but before that, will you marry me? 111 01:29:51,480 --> 01:29:52,040 What? 112 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:53,720 Ms. Anjana Menon, 113 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,360 I want to have cheap beer, 114 01:29:57,320 --> 01:29:58,440 cheap sex, 115 01:29:58,800 --> 01:30:01,200 using cheap condoms with you... 116 01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:03,120 ...for the rest of my life. 117 01:30:03,600 --> 01:30:04,800 Marry me please... 118 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,720 You're mad. I'm going to see it. 119 01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:11,120 Fuck! I'm pregnant! 120 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,360 Oh shit! 121 01:30:13,480 --> 01:30:14,920 We are pregnant! 122 01:30:18,040 --> 01:30:19,200 What are you doing! 123 01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:21,360 Okay listen... 124 01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:24,240 ...I won't change my name after marriage. 125 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,920 Don't change anything about yourself, my love. 126 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,400 Hello there... 127 01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:44,880 I'm just showing off in my sexy bikini... 128 01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:47,720 ...for all my friends out there. 129 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,320 Would you like to join me on my couch? 130 01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:50,960 Come baby... 131 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,320 Hello, I'm your sexy maid. 132 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,200 Is that some dirt? 133 01:31:58,280 --> 01:32:01,000 I'm going to clean you up real good. 134 01:32:01,480 --> 01:32:03,400 This Mohit is mad. 135 01:32:03,480 --> 01:32:05,080 Wait till it's perfectly cooked. 136 01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,160 Add a pinch of rosemary. 137 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:19,920 Siddhi! 138 01:32:20,240 --> 01:32:21,040 Oh shit! 139 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:43,680 Mohit Bhatwal. 140 01:32:43,760 --> 01:32:44,600 The hotelier? 141 01:32:45,120 --> 01:32:46,920 He's in Massani Hospital right now. 142 01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,120 Is he dying? 143 01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:48,960 Even better. 144 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:50,360 He's in rehab. 145 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:52,160 Sarika Shaikh? 146 01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:55,520 She's gone to LA for a film-making course right? 147 01:32:55,600 --> 01:32:56,080 Wrong. 148 01:32:56,560 --> 01:32:59,240 My friend, who's a doctor at Sinai, told me... 149 01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:01,440 ...that she's trying to buy out all of Silicon Valley. 150 01:33:02,080 --> 01:33:02,640 Get it? 151 01:33:02,720 --> 01:33:03,400 Akanksha. 152 01:33:03,920 --> 01:33:04,280 Huh? 153 01:33:04,360 --> 01:33:06,360 My team here is crime and political reporters. 154 01:33:06,440 --> 01:33:08,160 They don't do this sh... -This 'sh**'... 155 01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:10,480 ...is what's going to put money in their salary accounts. 156 01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,000 A sting is a sting. 157 01:33:12,080 --> 01:33:13,560 And a source is a source. 158 01:33:13,640 --> 01:33:14,480 So get on with it. 159 01:33:14,960 --> 01:33:15,760 Kyra Kapoor. 160 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:17,320 Is she pregnant or not? 161 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,480 I want exclusive pictures... 162 01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:20,920 ...that proves that she's preggers. 163 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,080 Follow her, stalk her, do whatever. 164 01:33:23,160 --> 01:33:24,120 Who will do it? 165 01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:27,440 Great! 166 01:33:27,520 --> 01:33:28,080 Go! 167 01:33:32,000 --> 01:33:33,480 Keep that tempo up. 168 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,640 Yes, good job. 169 01:33:34,720 --> 01:33:35,360 Back straight. 170 01:33:37,160 --> 01:33:38,640 Yes. C'mon, let's go, let's go. 171 01:33:38,720 --> 01:33:39,480 C’mon, c’mon. 172 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:39,960 Let's go. 173 01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:40,880 Thirty-seven. 174 01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:42,000 Good job, keep your back straight. 175 01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:44,040 I wanna see that sweat! Give it everything. 176 01:33:44,120 --> 01:33:45,440 Give it everything! C'mon! 177 01:33:45,520 --> 01:33:46,360 You’ve got to do work! 178 01:33:46,440 --> 01:33:47,040 Push! 179 01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:52,120 Shit. Shit. Shit! 180 01:33:52,440 --> 01:33:54,280 It's okay, that was quite an intense session. 181 01:33:55,720 --> 01:33:57,120 No. It's not okay. 182 01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:01,000 If this keeps up, injury and pack up on the third day itself. 183 01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:04,360 I mean, you don't understand, this is my last chance. 184 01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:07,080 But it's just crunches, Samara. It's okay. 185 01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,760 Look, everything matters. Even a crunch. 186 01:34:11,600 --> 01:34:12,880 What? What's so funny? 187 01:34:13,000 --> 01:34:14,840 Sorry, I'm having a fangirl moment. 188 01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,760 Because my idol Samara Kapoor... 189 01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:18,760 ...is sitting here and getting upset over crunches. 190 01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:21,400 As a trainer, this is the best moment of my life. 191 01:34:21,480 --> 01:34:22,840 So go on, keep laughing. 192 01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:25,080 Okay, let's try another technique. 193 01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:26,760 The T.U.L. style. 194 01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:28,440 T.U.L.? 195 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:30,640 The Umang Ludhiyanvi style. 196 01:34:32,520 --> 01:34:33,520 Okay. -Ya? 197 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:34,000 Okay! 198 01:34:34,080 --> 01:34:36,040 Futhermucker! Mothersmucker! 199 01:34:36,120 --> 01:34:38,040 Futhermucker! Mothersmucker! 200 01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:39,240 Dickhead! 201 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:40,520 Dickhead! 202 01:34:41,120 --> 01:34:42,320 Suck my balls! 203 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:43,480 Suck my balls! 204 01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:45,640 Grandmama's vagina! 205 01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:47,040 Grandmama's vagina! 206 01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:48,200 Fuck my ass! 207 01:34:48,280 --> 01:34:49,640 Fuck my ass! 208 01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:51,640 Now that's more like it! 209 01:34:54,960 --> 01:34:55,960 That was awesome. 210 01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,400 You are amazing. 211 01:34:58,000 --> 01:34:58,880 Whoo! 212 01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:03,520 Seventy-two... 213 01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:05,080 Sixty-eight... 214 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:06,280 Sixty-four... 215 01:35:06,360 --> 01:35:07,040 Sixty... 216 01:35:07,120 --> 01:35:08,480 Double espresso kind of day? 217 01:35:08,520 --> 01:35:10,520 Back off! Back the fuck off! 218 01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:13,520 Oh, Damini... 219 01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:15,320 ...you look really stressed. 220 01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:17,160 Detox! 221 01:35:17,240 --> 01:35:18,160 You know Mulshi? 222 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,520 It's a lakeside town near Pune. 223 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,120 They do some amazing Vipasana retreat spas. 224 01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,240 You should really go. 225 01:35:24,320 --> 01:35:26,720 Stay out of my shit and I'll stay out of yours. 226 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:27,520 Please. 227 01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:30,600 Didn't you get the memo? 228 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,400 I'm here to do your shit. 229 01:35:32,480 --> 01:35:34,720 So get off your idealistic high horse... 230 01:35:34,760 --> 01:35:36,000 ...and get with the program. 231 01:35:36,520 --> 01:35:37,640 Cause I'm here to stay. 232 01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:43,520 C'mon...give it to me. 233 01:35:44,120 --> 01:35:44,760 Harder. 234 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:46,720 Give it to me! Harder! 235 01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:47,720 Harder! Harder! 236 01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:48,640 I'm trying! 237 01:35:49,160 --> 01:35:50,160 Did you see the link? 238 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:52,320 What link? 239 01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:54,240 What link? 240 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:55,880 What link? 241 01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:59,120 So our Siddhi's not so innocent after all. 242 01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:00,200 You saw the link. 243 01:36:00,280 --> 01:36:01,520 You liked what you saw. 244 01:36:03,760 --> 01:36:04,520 Listen... 245 01:36:04,600 --> 01:36:05,680 ...there was this dude... 246 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,320 ...who was barbecuing in just an apron! 247 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:09,840 And I kept thinking... 248 01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:10,640 ...what if... 249 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:13,720 ...what if he barbecued something else! 250 01:36:15,520 --> 01:36:16,360 You know what that means right? 251 01:36:16,440 --> 01:36:16,840 What? 252 01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,520 Now when you bake, you know what you got to do. 253 01:36:19,600 --> 01:36:22,400 You know what you got to do! -Yuck! Mohit you're so dirty! 254 01:36:25,520 --> 01:36:26,240 I love you. 255 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:27,120 I love you too. -Bye. 256 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:28,360 Call me okay? -I will. 257 01:36:28,440 --> 01:36:29,240 Bye. -Bye. 258 01:36:29,320 --> 01:36:30,440 I love you, bye! 259 01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:36,800 When did you come home? 260 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:38,120 If you have any questions, 261 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:39,760 ask away. 262 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:40,640 About what? 263 01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:41,840 About... 264 01:36:41,920 --> 01:36:43,520 ...feelings in the body. 265 01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:44,560 Ewww! Mom please! 266 01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,160 Siddhi! 267 01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:48,160 I really like the sound of this. 268 01:36:48,240 --> 01:36:49,560 Siddhi weds Mohit! 269 01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:51,960 You know what, tell me, which do you prefer? 270 01:36:52,040 --> 01:36:54,240 #SiMo or #MoSi? 271 01:36:56,200 --> 01:36:57,280 It doesn't matter. 272 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,440 I like them both! 273 01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:02,080 I'm going to call Kooki aunty! 274 01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:08,880 Nothing has changed in ten years. 275 01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:11,080 All the good men are either taken or gay. 276 01:37:11,160 --> 01:37:12,360 Ya...that's right. 277 01:37:12,440 --> 01:37:13,640 You guys, one word. 278 01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:14,640 Online. 279 01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:16,640 But that's for... 280 01:37:16,720 --> 01:37:17,560 What? Sex? 281 01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:19,000 Meaningless hook-ups? 282 01:37:19,080 --> 01:37:20,920 But these days, every meaningful relationship... 283 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,040 ...begins online. 284 01:37:22,120 --> 01:37:23,480 But who would want me? 285 01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:24,920 What do you mean? 286 01:37:25,440 --> 01:37:27,760 Look at you, you're hot, successful... 287 01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:28,520 And a mom. 288 01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:29,680 Ladies. 289 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,520 Wow...even before we could order? 290 01:37:31,600 --> 01:37:32,560 It's... 291 01:37:32,640 --> 01:37:33,440 ...from them. 292 01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:39,080 We're all just a bunch of vaginas to them. 293 01:37:39,160 --> 01:37:39,960 Ladies, 294 01:37:40,040 --> 01:37:41,640 drink up and follow me. 295 01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:43,760 Cheers. -Cheers. 296 01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,880 Hi boys! 297 01:37:52,960 --> 01:37:53,800 Hi girls. 298 01:37:53,880 --> 01:37:55,240 So my name is Mayank, 299 01:37:55,320 --> 01:37:57,400 this is Sid, Ryan and Saif. 300 01:37:57,480 --> 01:37:58,560 I'm Umang. 301 01:37:58,640 --> 01:37:59,560 I'm a trainer. 302 01:37:59,640 --> 01:38:00,600 Bisexual. 303 01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:02,640 Looking for adventure. 304 01:38:02,720 --> 01:38:04,320 Keep one word in mind. 305 01:38:04,680 --> 01:38:05,640 Consent. 306 01:38:06,120 --> 01:38:07,080 No anal allowed... 307 01:38:07,160 --> 01:38:09,360 ...and oral only if you're willing to do it as well. 308 01:38:09,800 --> 01:38:10,640 I'm Anjana. 309 01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:12,960 A lawyer, a single mother... 310 01:38:13,040 --> 01:38:14,800 ...and my vagina... 311 01:38:14,880 --> 01:38:16,240 ...just refuses to come. 312 01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:19,200 I'm Damini. 313 01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:22,120 Start-up founder, still, I hope... 314 01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:23,880 Super smart, super successful... 315 01:38:23,960 --> 01:38:26,240 ...and earns more than all your combined salaries. 316 01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:27,960 I also masturbate pretty often. 317 01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:29,800 Much more efficient than sex. 318 01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:32,160 I'm Siddhi. I'm a virgin. 319 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,480 My mom hates me. 320 01:38:33,560 --> 01:38:34,960 She wants me to marry a pure vegetarian boy... 321 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:36,440 ...from the same community. 322 01:38:36,520 --> 01:38:38,520 But I love non-veg. 323 01:38:38,600 --> 01:38:40,560 Unfortunately, I can't kick your ass today... 324 01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,960 ...because I'm wearing very high heels but... 325 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:44,680 ...what are your plans for tomorrow? 326 01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:50,520 Mangs, stop it! 327 01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:51,720 Mangs, stop! Stop! 328 01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:52,880 Mangs! -Dating app upload done! 329 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,200 All hail the hook up expert! -Mangs, stop it! 330 01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:55,520 Mangs! Don't you dare! -It's done. 331 01:38:55,600 --> 01:38:56,640 It's done Anj! 332 01:38:58,080 --> 01:38:59,600 I mean, on one hand, you say... 333 01:38:59,680 --> 01:39:00,640 ...there are no men. 334 01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:02,680 And when some poor guy shows interest... 335 01:39:03,280 --> 01:39:04,160 ...you scare him away? 336 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:06,280 Please! They were so not into us! 337 01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:07,520 Idiots. 338 01:39:10,280 --> 01:39:11,840 Anyway, on a more serious note, 339 01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:13,400 if you ever have trouble... 340 01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:14,640 ...with any of the patrons, 341 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:16,160 just call me. 342 01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:18,280 How macho! 343 01:39:18,680 --> 01:39:20,160 Will you beat them up and save us? 344 01:39:20,240 --> 01:39:20,840 Are you crazy? 345 01:39:20,920 --> 01:39:21,880 Not at all. 346 01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:22,520 Then? 347 01:39:23,040 --> 01:39:24,840 I'll watch them get thrashed by you girls... 348 01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:26,560 ...and I'll make a viral video of it. 349 01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:30,520 How's the dog? 350 01:39:31,360 --> 01:39:32,440 Good, I think. 351 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:33,960 What have you named him? 352 01:39:34,360 --> 01:39:35,720 Nothing. He's not mine. 353 01:39:36,040 --> 01:39:37,280 So why make attachments? 354 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:39,200 I didn't mean it like that, you know. 355 01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:40,840 When you call out to him, 356 01:39:41,400 --> 01:39:42,160 what do you say? 357 01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:44,400 Dog. 358 01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:45,600 Dog? 359 01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:50,000 An ode to all the men past. 360 01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:50,840 Oh please! 361 01:39:51,160 --> 01:39:52,480 All the men! 362 01:39:52,560 --> 01:39:54,400 How many men do you think there have been? 363 01:39:54,480 --> 01:39:56,400 It's plural. It can just as well be two. 364 01:39:56,480 --> 01:39:58,040 It's your guilty conscience talking. 365 01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:01,160 It's not my guilty conscience okay! 366 01:40:02,720 --> 01:40:03,920 How about Xerxes? 367 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:04,920 Who's Xerxes? 368 01:40:05,640 --> 01:40:06,600 My 16 year old cousin. 369 01:40:08,720 --> 01:40:11,280 You want me to date your sixteen year old cousin? 370 01:40:11,360 --> 01:40:12,920 No. I mean the dog. 371 01:40:13,000 --> 01:40:14,440 How about naming the dog Xerxes? 372 01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:17,160 You want me to name the dog after your cousin? 373 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:20,040 Why not? He's cute, fluffy, he's hairy, he's... 374 01:40:20,120 --> 01:40:20,760 The dog? 375 01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:21,520 No. 376 01:40:22,200 --> 01:40:22,760 My cousin. 377 01:40:23,240 --> 01:40:24,920 Oh my God! Okay! 378 01:40:27,720 --> 01:40:28,440 One second... 379 01:40:33,920 --> 01:40:34,440 Problem? 380 01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:36,480 No, just some work stuff. 381 01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:38,120 Ya... 382 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:40,520 Sorry. Ya... 383 01:40:40,600 --> 01:40:41,360 Another drink? 384 01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,320 I'm so sorry, stock-taking time. 385 01:40:46,000 --> 01:40:46,800 No, of course. 386 01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:48,680 Actually even I have a really early start tomorrow. 387 01:40:48,760 --> 01:40:49,720 What was I thinking. 388 01:40:50,160 --> 01:40:51,200 Okay, cool. 389 01:40:52,400 --> 01:40:53,000 Thank you for the whiskey. 390 01:40:53,080 --> 01:40:54,040 Sure. -This was great. 391 01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:54,640 Ya... 392 01:40:54,720 --> 01:40:55,280 See you. 393 01:40:55,360 --> 01:40:56,240 Ciao. 394 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,000 Fuck! You're on fire tonight! 395 01:41:03,480 --> 01:41:05,040 I'm off to New York tomorrow for two months! 396 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:07,760 You're going to have to care of yourself for a while! 397 01:41:07,840 --> 01:41:09,440 Don't worry, I'm self sufficient. 398 01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:10,640 Don't I know that baby! 399 01:41:12,440 --> 01:41:14,400 Damini! I can hear strange noises. 400 01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:16,280 That's just the dog! 401 01:41:16,920 --> 01:41:17,720 What do you mean dog! 402 01:41:18,040 --> 01:41:18,640 The dog! 403 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:20,040 Dog?! 404 01:41:20,800 --> 01:41:21,840 Shut up! 405 01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:24,600 But like... 406 01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:25,640 ...the men. 407 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:26,920 Worse than the women. 408 01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:27,920 No matter where you look, 409 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:30,440 they're moving around with a six pack obsession. 410 01:41:30,520 --> 01:41:31,160 And... 411 01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:32,680 ...their hands are tiny... 412 01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:34,400 ...And their feet are like two-- 413 01:41:34,480 --> 01:41:35,200 What? 414 01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:37,480 Sarkando? -Sarkando. 415 01:41:37,560 --> 01:41:38,200 Sarkando? 416 01:41:38,280 --> 01:41:39,160 Bamboo sticks. 417 01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:41,160 Oh. I had no idea. 418 01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:43,640 Sarkando. 419 01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:45,720 Do I need to give you Hindi lessons too? 420 01:41:47,400 --> 01:41:48,720 All lessons welcome. 421 01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:50,280 You know, I'm a fast learner. 422 01:42:02,360 --> 01:42:02,960 Oh shit... 423 01:42:03,040 --> 01:42:04,120 I'm...I'm sorry. 424 01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:06,160 I don't know what I was doing. 425 01:42:12,320 --> 01:42:13,280 So it's late. 426 01:42:13,800 --> 01:42:14,960 And... 427 01:42:15,040 --> 01:42:16,080 I'm shooting tomorrow... 428 01:42:16,200 --> 01:42:17,040 ...early morning. 429 01:42:19,640 --> 01:42:20,200 Okay... 430 01:42:20,560 --> 01:42:21,280 Ya, ya… 431 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:22,240 No problem. 432 01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:09,080 Oh my God! Arya's coming first. 433 01:43:09,160 --> 01:43:11,040 No, no... 434 01:43:11,080 --> 01:43:12,920 ...Mama's going to come first! 435 01:43:16,960 --> 01:43:17,680 Hey Ratan... 436 01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:20,720 The Mizwani case? 437 01:43:21,800 --> 01:43:23,560 But the concall isn't till Monday right? 438 01:43:25,440 --> 01:43:26,160 Now? 439 01:43:27,480 --> 01:43:28,480 I'm in the middle of... 440 01:43:30,320 --> 01:43:32,320 Okay fine, I'll see you, bye. 441 01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:37,080 I'm assuring you they can't sue you, Mr. Mizwani. 442 01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:38,920 No, you're not in breach. 443 01:43:39,800 --> 01:43:41,880 I've made a watertight contract for you, Sir. 444 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:43,640 Yes, Sir. 445 01:43:43,960 --> 01:43:47,040 In fact, we can sue them for being in breach. 446 01:43:47,080 --> 01:43:48,240 You're very welcome, Sir. 447 01:43:48,800 --> 01:43:50,080 That's what I'm here for. 448 01:43:50,160 --> 01:43:51,160 Have a good day. 449 01:43:52,720 --> 01:43:54,080 Thank God for you Anjana! 450 01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:55,560 Fifty-five bloody minutes! 451 01:43:56,440 --> 01:43:59,160 Can't believe I had to miss my golf game for this. 452 01:43:59,720 --> 01:44:01,000 One more Saturday gone. 453 01:44:02,280 --> 01:44:04,240 I was just blowing some balloons. 454 01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:06,920 You know they have people for that, don't you? 455 01:44:07,560 --> 01:44:10,000 I like organizing Arya's parties myself. 456 01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:11,800 You can't have it all babe. 457 01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:20,400 Mom! 458 01:44:25,080 --> 01:44:26,320 Oh my God! 459 01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:30,040 Mom, you did this with Radha? 460 01:44:30,080 --> 01:44:30,800 It's... 461 01:44:30,880 --> 01:44:32,320 Oh my God! It's amazing! 462 01:44:32,440 --> 01:44:33,800 I just... 463 01:44:34,080 --> 01:44:35,320 I just love it! 464 01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:36,320 Hi... 465 01:44:37,240 --> 01:44:37,800 Hi! 466 01:44:37,880 --> 01:44:39,000 Do you like it? 467 01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:40,720 It's...it's amazing. 468 01:44:41,240 --> 01:44:42,520 I'm so glad! 469 01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,080 Actually, your mom said you were running a little late... 470 01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:47,760 ...so I ran out and bought some stuff. 471 01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:50,080 Sorry... 472 01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:52,680 Did you do all of this? 473 01:44:53,000 --> 01:44:53,480 Yes... 474 01:44:55,440 --> 01:44:56,080 Wow! 475 01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:59,320 Wow! Thank you. -I'm so glad that you like it. 476 01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:01,200 Ya, it's really nice. 477 01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:02,640 Thanks so much. -Yay! 478 01:45:07,040 --> 01:45:08,240 Quickly, quickly... 479 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:14,400 Choo, choo, choo! 480 01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:16,800 Come, let's dance? 481 01:45:16,920 --> 01:45:18,080 I'm good, I'm good. -C'mon... 482 01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:20,000 I'm fine. Don't insist please. -Okay. 483 01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:21,480 C'mon... 484 01:45:22,960 --> 01:45:24,720 It's okay. 485 01:45:36,160 --> 01:45:37,160 Yay! 486 01:45:37,920 --> 01:45:41,560 One, two, three! 487 01:45:42,200 --> 01:45:44,320 Oh my God! 488 01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:47,480 It's the pink scooty! -Wow! 489 01:45:47,560 --> 01:45:50,200 Baby, I went to four shops to get this you know? 490 01:45:50,560 --> 01:45:52,320 Shall we give Arya our present as well? 491 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:53,480 Ya c'mon...give, give... 492 01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:54,640 Okay, okay. 493 01:45:54,720 --> 01:45:55,960 Do you like it? 494 01:45:56,040 --> 01:45:58,080 Arya... 495 01:45:59,040 --> 01:46:00,160 Teddy! 496 01:46:00,960 --> 01:46:02,400 So cute! 497 01:46:02,480 --> 01:46:04,760 She really likes him! -That's so sweet. 498 01:46:04,800 --> 01:46:06,720 Arya, do you just love him... 499 01:46:06,800 --> 01:46:08,560 ...or do you love him? 500 01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:10,480 Love him. Even more than Buttoo. 501 01:46:10,560 --> 01:46:12,080 Amazing! -You want this? 502 01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:13,440 Take Buttoo on scooter... 503 01:46:13,520 --> 01:46:14,800 Ya! 504 01:46:14,920 --> 01:46:17,320 Such fun! 505 01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:20,280 Anj... 506 01:46:21,920 --> 01:46:23,920 I'm sorry but I have to say this... 507 01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:26,760 ...I think she's trying to make it work. 508 01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:27,920 Dee... 509 01:46:28,280 --> 01:46:30,680 I think she's just trying to steal my kid. 510 01:46:32,720 --> 01:46:34,080 Okay, look at this. 511 01:46:35,240 --> 01:46:36,280 It's same same! 512 01:46:37,080 --> 01:46:37,800 Anj, relax! 513 01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:39,440 All she's done is bought a cake! 514 01:46:39,520 --> 01:46:40,400 Mad. 515 01:46:42,760 --> 01:46:43,520 Oops! 516 01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:45,560 Shit! 517 01:46:46,320 --> 01:46:47,560 Had bought a cake rather. 518 01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:50,560 Anj, what is this bitchy step-wife mode? 519 01:46:50,680 --> 01:46:52,080 I'm scared right now! 520 01:46:52,160 --> 01:46:55,000 It's called bitch-mode baby and it's on now! 521 01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,720 Kavya! What's up man... 522 01:46:59,800 --> 01:47:01,120 Hey! Shit... 523 01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:03,760 I'm so sorry Kavya, you know... 524 01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:06,840 This stupid kid Vivaan came running and just... 525 01:47:06,920 --> 01:47:07,680 No don't... 526 01:47:07,760 --> 01:47:09,480 Don't worry about it, it's okay... 527 01:47:09,560 --> 01:47:10,640 No, no, it's fine, it's fine. 528 01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:12,200 I'll take care of it. -It's really fine. 529 01:47:12,280 --> 01:47:13,720 Let me help you. -No it's fine. 530 01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,120 But you know what, we have another cake. 531 01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:19,520 It's very sweet of you to have, you know... 532 01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:21,240 It's okay. 533 01:47:22,400 --> 01:47:23,680 Help me clean up guys! 534 01:47:35,360 --> 01:47:36,080 It's okay. 535 01:47:36,960 --> 01:47:38,120 It's okay to be jealous. 536 01:47:41,000 --> 01:47:42,800 Mom please! I'm not jealous. 537 01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:44,960 I asked for the divorce, remember? 538 01:47:45,040 --> 01:47:46,080 I wonder... 539 01:47:46,480 --> 01:47:48,000 ...what he sees in Kavya. 540 01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:51,400 There's no glow on her face. 541 01:47:51,480 --> 01:47:53,120 And just look at those small hips. 542 01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:55,400 How on earth will she deliver a baby? 543 01:47:55,960 --> 01:47:57,160 You are so mean. 544 01:47:58,160 --> 01:48:00,120 She's just tea bags. 545 01:48:00,200 --> 01:48:01,040 Only dust. 546 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:03,800 And you're second flush. 547 01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:04,800 Just right. 548 01:48:14,760 --> 01:48:15,360 Hey... 549 01:48:17,000 --> 01:48:18,000 What are you doing? 550 01:48:19,160 --> 01:48:21,360 Taking some of my pictures with Arya. 551 01:48:22,600 --> 01:48:23,880 We want to make this little... 552 01:48:23,960 --> 01:48:25,480 ...album and keep it at home. 553 01:48:26,280 --> 01:48:27,040 'We' meaning? 554 01:48:29,920 --> 01:48:30,920 Kavs and me. 555 01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:32,560 I hope you don't mind. 556 01:48:34,120 --> 01:48:35,000 Remember this one? 557 01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:38,320 You come into my home, ruin my picture album... 558 01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,320 ...you're asking me if I don't mind. 559 01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:41,440 Of course I mind. 560 01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:44,280 But you have soft copies on your computer right? 561 01:48:44,360 --> 01:48:45,640 You can print new copies... 562 01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:47,120 ...else I'll get them printed for you. 563 01:48:47,200 --> 01:48:48,360 It's no big deal. 564 01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:52,160 I'm only taking the ones with Arya and me. 565 01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:55,640 Breaking this family up once wasn't enough for you? 566 01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:57,520 Fuck man! It's just a photo album! 567 01:48:57,600 --> 01:48:59,200 It is not just a photo album! 568 01:48:59,280 --> 01:49:01,200 Okay so only you get to keep her photos? 569 01:49:01,600 --> 01:49:03,480 You're the one who's fucking moving on, okay. 570 01:49:03,560 --> 01:49:05,320 Making a happy family and home sweet home... 571 01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:06,680 ...and all that fucking bullshit! 572 01:49:06,760 --> 01:49:08,080 So you also move on. 573 01:49:09,360 --> 01:49:10,760 What's the matter with you? 574 01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,280 Who's stopping you? 575 01:49:18,520 --> 01:49:19,720 Take this fucking album! 576 01:49:19,800 --> 01:49:21,360 This whole fucking damn thing! 577 01:49:33,600 --> 01:49:34,560 Move on. 578 01:49:35,880 --> 01:49:38,160 I'll fucking show you what moving on is asshole. 579 01:49:44,080 --> 01:49:45,240 Congrats! 580 01:49:46,160 --> 01:49:47,720 So tell me, what do I do now? 581 01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:49,080 Okay... 582 01:49:49,520 --> 01:49:50,640 Ball is in your court. 583 01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:51,960 Make a plan... 584 01:49:52,040 --> 01:49:52,840 ...and go on a date. 585 01:49:52,920 --> 01:49:53,520 Simple. 586 01:49:53,600 --> 01:49:54,360 With all of them? 587 01:49:55,080 --> 01:49:56,000 Anj! 588 01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:57,760 You're going on a date, not opening a harem! 589 01:49:57,840 --> 01:49:58,840 Keep some filters. 590 01:49:58,920 --> 01:49:59,520 Okay... 591 01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:00,480 What kind of filters? 592 01:50:00,840 --> 01:50:01,520 Size filters. 593 01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:03,760 You know...how big or small. 594 01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:04,720 I'm serious. 595 01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:07,440 I'm serious! Look at their pictures and decide. 596 01:50:07,520 --> 01:50:08,480 Do it now, c'mon! 597 01:50:09,840 --> 01:50:10,440 Seven... 598 01:50:11,600 --> 01:50:12,280 Four... 599 01:50:13,640 --> 01:50:14,240 Eight... 600 01:50:16,680 --> 01:50:17,160 Eight... 601 01:50:19,680 --> 01:50:20,440 Six... 602 01:50:21,440 --> 01:50:22,480 Fifteen... 603 01:50:23,080 --> 01:50:24,200 What the fuck is fifteen? 604 01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:25,680 He's not a prehistoric man! 605 01:50:25,760 --> 01:50:27,200 Really? It's not that much. 606 01:50:27,280 --> 01:50:28,640 I mean fifteen is this much, right? 607 01:50:28,720 --> 01:50:29,480 Oh my God. 608 01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:31,320 No, no, no. It's like... It's like... 609 01:50:32,720 --> 01:50:33,160 Ya... 610 01:50:35,320 --> 01:50:36,800 You just visualized it, didn't you? 611 01:50:37,480 --> 01:50:38,800 Shhh! 612 01:50:39,120 --> 01:50:40,160 Arya's sleeping. 613 01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:42,960 What are you all doing outside in the middle of the night? 614 01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:45,280 Actually aunty, we were doing something important. 615 01:50:45,360 --> 01:50:46,840 We were trying to find a match for Ms. VeeVee. 616 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,600 But we found one. It's all good. 617 01:50:48,680 --> 01:50:50,200 Please go back to bed. Goodnight. 618 01:50:50,280 --> 01:50:50,840 Goodnight mom. 619 01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:54,560 I'll walk you to your room. 39291