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YEAR 2021
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This story started 15 years ago...
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YEAR 2005
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...at a time when people relied on TV,
radio and the newspapers...
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...to make their dreams come true,
not social media or smart phones.
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SMT. PHOOLSAKHI
MINISTER OF TOURISM
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Like many others these two also
dreamt of fame, money and comforts...
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Oh yes, those very two,
Bunty and Babli.
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YASH RAJ FILMS
PRESENTS
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And boy did their dreams come true!
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Their names rung out
across this country.
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They were masters of deception.
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They conned in ways no one
had ever seen or heard before.
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They didn't bother with
'rights' and 'wrongs'.
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All they knew was - they were right...
and the world was wrong.
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Alas... this cat-n-mouse of right
and wrong came to an end one day.
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They were never really
caught "officially"...
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people hadn't even seen
their calling-card in years.
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Or heard about them in the news.
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But as they say...
"old habits die hard."
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A little bird told us... the rascals
might be back at it again!
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BUNTY AUR BABLI 2
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18% of the world's population
lives in India.
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Every opportunity has
a million suitors.
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When the competition is this cut-throat,
you only have two choices...
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...either stand in line
and await your turn,
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or you take a leap and jump
straight to the front of the line.
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Sanju, quit standing there like
a statue and get me a beer... chilled!
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My name's not Sanju.
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My name is...
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Kunal Singh.
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I gave 4 years to finish
computer engineering...
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...from a dusty college
in a sleepy town...
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...and then 3 more to sitting
at home, waiting for a job.
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My parents think I work in IT
in the swanky city of Gurgaon...
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...as was their dream.
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What I really do is organise
these drunken soirees for creepy...
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...old Delhi Businessmen.
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But after today...
it's all gonna change.
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The love of my life and my future wife
is about to enter...
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SONIA RAWAT
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She was the only beautiful thing
about those 4 years of college.
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Our love wasn't exactly
at first sight.
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But boy, what a sight she was,
anyone could fall for her.
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Ready sir.
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Take it away Doll!
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'Tanatan Travel & Events' present -
Virgin Republic!
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Party destination of the 21st century.
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Where anything goes!
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What godforsaken place is this?
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I thought you were going to give us
a taste of Bangkok or Pattaya?!
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Sir even Bangkok and Pattaya must've
seemed godforsaken to you...
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...before someone told you
about the angels from there, no?!
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Damn right!
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Anyway, Virgin Island is a tiny
liberal island country,
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where the male-female
ratio is so skewed...
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...that there's 3 girls for every man.
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And they're so pretty they could give
Katrina a run for her money!
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All of this...for only 500,000 rupees.
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Payment in cash to ensure
full secrecy...
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...because we live to serve
the customer sir!
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Oh no, no, no!
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It's too risky man!
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What if my nosy wife smells it on me,
and finds out what I've been up to!
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Oh, c'mon, Mr. Chaddha sir...
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You've been Singing in the Rain
with these ladies for so long...
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...has she ever smelt it on you?!
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Rascal, you know us so well.
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Mr. Chaddha sir...
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I just have one humble request...
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The air hostesses on the Virgin
Republic chartered flight...
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...are a bit skimpily clad.
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Promise me you guys will
at least keep it in your pants...
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...till the flight touches down
on the Virgin runway!
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Listen Sanju...
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I'm sold - Virgins, here we come!
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TANATAN TRAVELS
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A complimentary gift hamper
from Tanatan Travels.
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Can I open it?
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Oh no, no sir! You open it
over there... It's a surprise.
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Oh! For the virgins?!
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Take it! Take it!
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NEW DELHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
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Er... Abhishek, how's it going?
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Good evening, sir.
Welcome to virgin virgo charter.
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Thank you for choosing our flight.
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Thank you, passport.
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Here are our passports!
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Hand us our boarding passes
and point us to the VIP gate!
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What's up?
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Sir please come with me!
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Sanju's a genius...
Look at this VIP treatment!
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What's this?
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Um.. sir...
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Who were you going
to arrest gentlemen?
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'Be Naughty'?
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Why?
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You having trouble sleeping at night?
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Papaya flavour?!
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I'd heard of banana & peach,
but... Papaya?
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What has Sanju gotten us into?!
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- Mr. Chaddha, do something!
- Quiet! Lemme talk to him.
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You can check our visas and tickets.
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In fact, we've booked the VIP package.
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- Isn't it guys?
- That's right! Ya!
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My dear horny toads...
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...there's no country by the name
of Virgin Republic!
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Your tickets and visas are fake!
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We've been duped!
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Yo Inspector Ashok Kumar.
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Yes sir!
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Take them away...
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...and make sure they get
"our" VIP package, ya?
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Sanju, you rascal!!!
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As we take this giant leap,
I was reminded of my father's words...
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"You need two things to get ahead in
life - Honesty and a lack of greed."
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But I believe screwing
over the dishonest...
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...is the highest form of honesty.
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And you have to prey on the greedy
because it's bound to turn them blind.
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And the blind will follow you blindly
into any direction... to any end!
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Now that we were reborn as thugs...
we also needed a cool gangster name.
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So without trying to get too creative,
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we started a franchise
of the only two thugs...
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...who had neither been
caught before...
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...nor been seen anyone.
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"Bunty and Babli"
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PHURSATGUNJ, UP
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I fall to restless pieces,
don't look at me that way.
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A town full of men in ruin
surrenders to what I say.
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BACHHI MISHRA TONSURE CELEBRATION
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I stretch with desire, I take my bow.
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I stretch with desire, I take my bow.
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Night eyes...
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Night eyes...your night eyes...
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Careful bro!
You'll ruin Rakesh's Blazer!
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Night eyes...
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RAKESH TRIVEDI
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How do I look?
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Looks good, but it's a wee bit tight.
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Of course it is!
It's what I wore at my wedding!
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Sengar, man... stop staring!
It's just me...
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Not Mandakini bathing
under a waterfall!
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Make me a drink man!
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Ready-already!
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At your service bro!
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One's not enough. Encore!
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I'm a little performance anxious man!
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What a stage-shattering
performance by...
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Mishra's aunty's neighbour's
sister-in-law's niece - Rinku!
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A big round of applause for Rinku!
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You're a star my child.
Run along.
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And now... the last, most dazzling
performance of the evening.
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Please welcome on stage...
the pride...
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...the couple blue-eyed of B block,
Railway colony...
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Brother Rakesh... and Sister Vimmi!
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A huge round of applause...
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Move that million dollar waist...
make it go so low!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Smashing!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Burn up the dance floor girl...
let's take it nice and slow.
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Fire and Ice!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Make it worth my while
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I spent a bomb on the DJ... just give me a smile.
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Drop a hint or two...
or a kiss at me, could you blow?
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Long live, Sister Vimmi!!
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Love, you're this close
to being a 'has been'.
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Stop boogeying like you're seventeen.
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You aint the only one watching
my waist.
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Stop trying to make a scene!
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Look at all of them talk...
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You've made such a mess...
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We're gonna be the laughing stock.
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I'mma pay for lettin you dance...
blow by blow
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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I ain't movin my waist or nothin...
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Way to go Mummy!
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I ain't takin nothin slow!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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You ain't worth a single smile
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Who asked you to spend a bomb
on all this style?!
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No hints, no kisses...
only my shoe at you could I throw!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Brother has a tummy the size of rick...
But sister is still dhik chik dhik chik!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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You spilled your drink
on my wedding suit!
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Bro, throw in a couple more slaps...
he's wet me too!
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Bro... it's sis!
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VIMMI TRIVEDI
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Dhik Chik...Dhik Chik, all ruined!
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Vimmi!
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Mom, I need Ranveer Singh hairdo.
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Zip it and finish your eggs or
I'll give you Anupam Kher hairdo.
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Vimmi, put the dye in my hair...
I'm getting late!
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This man is going to be
the end of me!
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Mummy!
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You're so cute when you're angry!
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My little piggy... I've spoilt you.
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Vimmi!!...
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Sorry about last night.
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Sorry?!
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Why the hell do you drink
when you can't handle it?
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You know I've only ever wanted
two things in my life...
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...to win Miss India and to dance.
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Four months I practiced
for this performance.
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I got blisters in my hands trying to
stitch that Sabyasachi knock off gown.
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Everybody loved my look...
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...and praised it,
but you shat all over it!
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Took you just 2 drinks to turn
into Mr. Make-a-scene!
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You think I didn't put in effort
for last night?
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That buffoon got drunk
and puked all over my new suit...
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I couldn't control myself.
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- I'd barely got past the opening verse.
- That's why I am saying SORRY!
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The zonal manager's coming in
for an inspection.
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Dye my hair... I can't be late.
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And be a little thorough love...
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Don't miss a spot, okay?
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Spot.
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There goes all of it...
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Now you make sure
you don't miss a spot!
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Cops?
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Hey, I didn't whack that
buffoon too hard, did I?
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Hardly.
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Your son's all grown up now, eh?
Hello kids!
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Hello uncle.
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Mr. Bunty, where have you been
all these years?!
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And where's our Mrs. Babli?
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Hope all is well and swell?
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Rakesh... you know I get sunburnt
easily! I'll get rashes.
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Hey, just tells us
what you want from us?
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Why have you tied us to a chair
in this sweltering heat?
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00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,920
My baby is alone at home.
249
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,030
Mrs. Babli, he's coming all the way
from Lucknow.
250
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:53,700
Who?
251
00:16:53,970 --> 00:16:55,000
He'll tell you once he's here.
252
00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,520
"He" Who?
253
00:16:58,150 --> 00:16:59,420
Is it Inspector Dashrath Singh?
254
00:16:59,660 --> 00:17:02,430
Dashrath Singh has long since retired.
255
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,440
You'll see for yourself.
256
00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,470
Man, there's a train approaching!
257
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,610
Get us off this track!
258
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,600
Who's gonna take care of the house,
if I'm wounded?
259
00:17:13,790 --> 00:17:16,600
I've left the washing machine on
and the veggies on the stove.
260
00:17:16,790 --> 00:17:19,180
My little boy will pass out
if doesn't get his meal on time!
261
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,790
Will you say something Rakesh?!
262
00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:23,610
I will, if you ever let me
get a word in!
263
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,360
Bro... why are you guys
hell bent on...
264
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,890
...turning this family drama
into an action film?!
265
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,010
The train's almost here Rakesh!
Pappu...
266
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,830
He'd announced he'll come for them
on the same train...
267
00:18:07,050 --> 00:18:08,880
...Dashrath sir had let them off in.
268
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,010
And now he's arrived
on a bloody survey cart.
269
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,550
Sir...
270
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,190
Are we there?
271
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,880
Gupta, this is blasphemy!
272
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,410
Untie them... they're celebrities man!
273
00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:35,910
Of course, sir.
274
00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,460
Myself Jatayu Singh.
275
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:47,130
I feel blessed to be in your
company yet again!
276
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,730
Yet again?
When did we meet before?
277
00:18:49,930 --> 00:18:54,960
Dude, I was part of Dashrath sir's
troop... more of a backbencher.
278
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:01,900
Strange are the wheels
of destiny...
279
00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:05,030
The backbencher is now in front and
those in front stand sidelined!
280
00:19:05,290 --> 00:19:06,270
Isn't Mr. Gupta?
281
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:12,150
I'm your biggest fan!
282
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:15,750
This morning we received
a nation-wide red alert...
283
00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:20,370
...that Bunty and Babli
have struck again!
284
00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:24,420
I must say the 'Virgin conjob'
was sheer genius!
285
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:25,970
Virgin con job?
286
00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:29,070
At least last time around... you sold
Taj Mahal to a bunch of foreigners...
287
00:19:29,230 --> 00:19:30,190
which is real.
288
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:33,990
But this time you sold a country
to your own countrymen...
289
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:35,570
...that doesn't even exist!
290
00:19:35,910 --> 00:19:40,800
That's some upgrade...
Bunty and Babli 2.0!
291
00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,650
What nonsense!
292
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:44,600
We've not sold anything to anyone.
293
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,420
We gave up this line of work
a long time back.
294
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,500
- Mr. Gupta.
- Yes sir.
295
00:19:48,830 --> 00:19:51,220
Please do the honours.
Kindly broadcast it!
296
00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:52,160
Yes.
297
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,710
- Broadcast?
- Here we go.
298
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:59,090
We're about to show you
how these two conned...
299
00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,900
...a bunch of Delhi businessmen
with the lure of easy sex.
300
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,060
In a made-up country called Virgin
Republic where "anything goes".
301
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:08,310
...but left them with nothing.
302
00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:13,810
These conmen are none other than
the long retired and famous thugs -
303
00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:15,630
Bunty and Babli!
304
00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:17,280
No, no sir, we didn't do this.
305
00:20:17,470 --> 00:20:19,580
Sir this is amateurish.
306
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,610
Any two-bit swindler
can pull this off.
307
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,970
Set the mood with the pics
of hot girls,
308
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,810
jazz it up with some fancy English
and promise low risk-high reward.
309
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:32,120
Swanky hotel, big cars
and cash payments.
310
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:33,510
No Vimmi?
311
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,370
Impressive Mr. Bunty...
312
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:40,000
Just because Tendulkar has retired...
313
00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:43,330
...you think he's forgotten
how to hit the ball?
314
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,310
We didn't do this dirty con-job!
We're a simple Indian family now.
315
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,810
That's some story!
316
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:52,500
It's your style, your names
and your calling card...
317
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:56,350
and yet we're supposed
to believe that this isn't you?!
318
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,270
Yes.
319
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,860
Our conning days are like hair
on a bald head.
320
00:21:02,090 --> 00:21:04,710
Once upon a time.
321
00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:06,720
Well said.
322
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:09,900
Bravo Rakesh!
323
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,530
Our only highlights these days
is either figuring out cooking gas...
324
00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,720
...or playing down Pappu's
mischief in school...
325
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:19,270
...or finding gray hair on our heads!
326
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,490
We were at the Mr. Mishra's house...
for his son's baptism ceremony.
327
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,910
Pappu even put out some photos
and videos on that...er...
328
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:27,720
Facebook!
329
00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:31,280
Ya, he's shared them on Facebook.
Feel free to check.
330
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:35,690
I've been a ticket checker
at local train station for years.
331
00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,230
They use a biometric scanner
every time.
332
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,860
Have to thumb-scan
even when I go for a piss.
333
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,740
You can check the record!
334
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,460
Sir, I think they're telling
the truth.
335
00:21:47,700 --> 00:21:51,190
I doubt their family duties leaves
them time for anything else!
336
00:21:51,430 --> 00:21:52,200
No!
337
00:21:52,630 --> 00:21:56,310
These guys are thoroughbred liars.
I'm sure they're messing with us.
338
00:21:56,770 --> 00:21:59,480
Keep them locked for a few days.
339
00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:01,240
Ok sir.
340
00:22:02,710 --> 00:22:07,650
But if they didn't do it,
then who could it be?
341
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:13,190
You need to stop fingering
your phone 24 hours a day.
342
00:22:13,370 --> 00:22:14,510
I'm on Tinder dad.
343
00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:16,730
- Namaste Mr. Chaubey.
- Namaste!
344
00:22:17,230 --> 00:22:18,290
Who's this chick?
345
00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:19,990
She's... just a friend.
346
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:22,040
Just a friend my foot!
347
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:24,890
Stop right there.
You can't go ahead.
348
00:22:25,350 --> 00:22:28,390
Hey watch your tone,
I'm the mayor of this town.
349
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,800
I mean there's a bunch of VIPs
up ahead. It's NO ENTRY!
350
00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:34,520
That equipment. Show me.
351
00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:36,150
Dad, Black Cat Commandos!
352
00:22:36,390 --> 00:22:39,570
Hail Mother India!
Long live the revolution!
353
00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:41,500
Who is he?
354
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,380
He's my son.
355
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:48,500
You tell me who is that!
356
00:22:48,830 --> 00:22:50,980
She is Prime Minister's
scientific advisor,
357
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:54,340
specially appointed to oversee
the cleaning of River Ganga!
358
00:22:54,530 --> 00:22:56,780
No, it's very bad.
359
00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,450
Let's go Shekhar.
360
00:22:58,630 --> 00:22:59,630
Madam it will be cleaned.
361
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,470
USELESS!
362
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:01,770
And who's this guy?
363
00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:05,040
Doesn't look like her son...
must be her secretary!
364
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,420
You're wasting time.
365
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:08,700
No ma'am, processing data
is taking too much time.
366
00:23:08,940 --> 00:23:10,850
Useless tools... useless people.
367
00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:16,280
Prime Minister's Scientific advisor...
368
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:22,830
We've to get in on this!
369
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,990
I'm Chutvaa Chaubey!
370
00:23:39,890 --> 00:23:40,870
KL Shekhar.
371
00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:44,660
I know you're from the
Prime Minister's office.
372
00:23:45,030 --> 00:23:49,020
We are honoured sir...
and so is our town!
373
00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:50,250
Hey! What're you doing?
374
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,360
Please make me meet your madam?
375
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,430
What is this! Stop tickling me...
376
00:23:55,740 --> 00:23:56,940
Don't you like tickles!
377
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,320
Sir, you will get wet!
378
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,560
- What?
- Splash back!
379
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,580
I can handle such splashes.
380
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:02,920
I'm the mayor of this town.
381
00:24:03,140 --> 00:24:05,470
- We need to follow the procedure.
- To hell with procedures!
382
00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:07,470
Ok, ok.
383
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,640
Our river Ganga! For lease!?
384
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,430
Meaning?
385
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,810
Meaning anyone can lease the river!
386
00:24:19,110 --> 00:24:20,440
Ganga!
387
00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:23,090
How?
388
00:24:23,420 --> 00:24:25,610
As part of Public-Private
partnerships...
389
00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,920
...the government will grant
one company in every city...
390
00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,450
...rights to clean the river.
391
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,790
In return, the company can use
the river water however it wants...
392
00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,920
...to recover its investments.
393
00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:42,400
Wow... Unbelievable!
394
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:43,970
Hey Golu!
395
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:46,390
He's my son - Golu Chaubey!
396
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,750
I am public, he is private!
397
00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:52,530
There's your public-private
partnership.
398
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,210
It's so simple!
399
00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:01,490
You can give Golu's company
the contract for our city...
400
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:07,260
And we can figure out what you need
to make that happen!
401
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:09,710
It's not that simple Mr. Chaubey.
402
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:14,190
I'll get this river so bloody clean
within 2 days...
403
00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:16,270
...that you'll be able to see
the riverbed!
404
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,370
- Two days?
- Two days.
405
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:21,050
Okay, stop wasting my time like this!
406
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,050
I can't find her online at all.
407
00:25:23,260 --> 00:25:25,410
- What are you saying...?
- Zilch! Have a look.
408
00:25:25,590 --> 00:25:26,540
NO RESULTS FOUND
409
00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:28,350
- Golu.
- What?
410
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:33,930
Golu says the internet doesn't
seem to recognise you.
411
00:25:34,170 --> 00:25:35,490
- There's nothing.
- Zero.
412
00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:36,770
Nil.
413
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,710
- What the hell Shekhar?!
- Yes ma'am?
414
00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:47,860
You still haven't added my name
to the PMO's website?
415
00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:51,690
Ma'am I had informed
the IT department...
416
00:25:51,910 --> 00:25:52,970
And then?
417
00:25:53,370 --> 00:25:54,720
Must've been delayed...
418
00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:57,300
And what about this nonsense?!
419
00:25:57,700 --> 00:25:58,580
Meaning?
420
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,170
Now because of your delay...
421
00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:03,300
...some random guy is questioning
my authority!
422
00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:05,660
I'm not some random guy...
I'm the mayor madam!
423
00:26:05,870 --> 00:26:07,030
- Is this okay?
- No ma'am.
424
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,320
- Then what to do?
- I will just check it.
425
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,790
No need... Forget about it...
thank you very much.
426
00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:12,900
This meeting is over!
427
00:26:13,070 --> 00:26:15,770
No no no, give me one minute ma'am.
428
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:16,360
Yes?
429
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,990
I respect ladies...
430
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,590
Golu, say sorry!
431
00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:21,180
Ma'am, please pardon our blunder.
432
00:26:21,470 --> 00:26:23,450
- Listen Golum...
- His name is Golu.
433
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:24,540
Same thing.
434
00:26:24,830 --> 00:26:26,300
Your internet is a god or what?
435
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,350
If I am not on internet...
do I not exist?
436
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,640
Luvju. (Love You)
437
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:30,960
It's ringing mister.
438
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,670
- What is?
- Your phone!
439
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,740
Bloody hell...
440
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:36,410
Hello!
441
00:26:36,610 --> 00:26:37,500
Where are you mate?
442
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:38,790
Just grabbing a bite bro.
443
00:26:39,020 --> 00:26:40,840
Why haven't you added madam's
name to the website?
444
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:41,930
Crap!
445
00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:44,160
I forgot to redirect the hotel router!
446
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,720
You'll get us killed! Hurry up!
447
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,000
Give me 30 seconds.
448
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,910
You seem to be quite
the internet geek, tell me...
449
00:26:57,550 --> 00:27:00,070
How many followers do you have
on social media?
450
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:00,970
4,000!
451
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,890
4000. What is your neighbour's name?
452
00:27:03,090 --> 00:27:04,500
- Err... I don't know.
- Shameless!
453
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,080
How will you know if you're
always buried in your phone?
454
00:27:07,650 --> 00:27:08,360
Come on...
455
00:27:08,580 --> 00:27:11,760
What is the first thing you do, when
you go on internet... I want to see.
456
00:27:12,190 --> 00:27:13,730
- My battery is low.
- Is it?
457
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,430
Lying in front of your father!
458
00:27:16,300 --> 00:27:17,000
Done!
459
00:27:17,630 --> 00:27:19,510
Get a grip on your son...
he's out of control.
460
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,220
Mr. Golu Chaubey, check, check.
461
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,280
Madam's name on PMO site
under officials name.
462
00:27:27,950 --> 00:27:28,660
See?
463
00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:31,350
There's enough battery for that.
464
00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:34,720
Yes.
465
00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:40,670
It's...there.
466
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,360
It's there? Apologies to her
right now... little brat!
467
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,440
Ma'am, we've made a huge mistake.
Please forgive me!
468
00:27:52,490 --> 00:27:54,380
Can we start tomorrow please?
469
00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:09,280
Keep going...
Get it all done.
470
00:28:09,890 --> 00:28:12,240
It should be sparkling clean.
471
00:28:12,510 --> 00:28:14,820
Squeeze it all out!
472
00:28:15,030 --> 00:28:15,940
Come on, faster!
473
00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:17,440
Photographer! Click me.
474
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:19,780
Stop pulling over there...
this is the spot.
475
00:28:20,110 --> 00:28:23,400
Right there. Ya!
476
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:29,950
LASH GHAT
477
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,830
KAILASH GHAT
478
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,540
Mr. Priest!!!
479
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,060
No!!!
480
00:28:57,430 --> 00:29:00,990
Long live our holy river!
481
00:29:24,100 --> 00:29:25,290
Sir.
482
00:29:37,170 --> 00:29:39,050
Long live the holy Ganga!
483
00:29:40,510 --> 00:29:41,540
God bless you.
484
00:29:47,690 --> 00:29:48,610
Ganga Lease Agreement
485
00:29:49,190 --> 00:29:55,470
I still can't believe someone's actually
leased out the river Ganga to us!
486
00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:57,120
Neither can we!
487
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,690
Golu Mineral Water
488
00:30:02,130 --> 00:30:03,820
[chanting Hindu shlokas]
489
00:30:07,130 --> 00:30:09,000
Are you trying to break it?
490
00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:14,630
How dare you stop me!
491
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,620
I stopped you because
we've received a tip that...
492
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,020
...you're about to sell the Ganga water
without permission!
493
00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:21,990
I deal with the Prime Minister's
office!
494
00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:24,030
I've leased ganga for the next 5 years.
495
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,710
No one can stop me.
I can do whatever I want.
496
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:27,850
Show him the permit!
497
00:30:28,030 --> 00:30:30,180
Here, read this.
It's in English though.
498
00:30:30,410 --> 00:30:32,890
Lemme know if you want me
to read it out for you!
499
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,470
Sir, this is from Ms. Malini
and Mr. Shekhar.
500
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,350
Mr. Mayor got played
by Bunty and Babli!
501
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:45,540
Bunty.
502
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,050
Babli.
503
00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:53,930
GANGA ON LEASE! BUNTY AND BABLI
CON FOR GOOD CAUSE
504
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,900
Love you mate...!
505
00:31:11,460 --> 00:31:14,200
That was a lot of fun guys!
You guys killed it!
506
00:31:14,530 --> 00:31:17,240
Couldn't have done it without you.
507
00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:24,560
- Shall we?
- We must.
508
00:31:25,290 --> 00:31:26,650
Give us a minute mate.
509
00:31:26,850 --> 00:31:27,840
Of course.
510
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,680
You maybe a Pro,
but they're the cons...
511
00:31:50,870 --> 00:31:52,830
Gonna steal your golden chain
and locket,
512
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,610
Gonna leave with it
in their pocket.
513
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,240
Is it a bird, is it a plane?!?
514
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,010
It's all up for sale!
515
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,610
Game change...
Bunty & Babli
516
00:32:00,990 --> 00:32:02,790
A bigger range,
but the same name...
517
00:32:02,980 --> 00:32:04,310
Bunty & Babli!
518
00:32:04,540 --> 00:32:06,260
Jatayu is a crook
519
00:32:12,740 --> 00:32:14,080
Hey... who is it?
520
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,460
I'm really sorry!
521
00:32:16,780 --> 00:32:18,340
I was wrong.
522
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,590
There's been another Bunty-Babli
scam right here, in our state.
523
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,470
Your state-sponsored
vacation ends here.
524
00:32:26,940 --> 00:32:30,740
Hope you enjoyed our hospitality!
525
00:32:31,260 --> 00:32:32,350
Another scam?
526
00:32:33,670 --> 00:32:35,690
Who the hell is stinkin up
the joint in our names?
527
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:37,940
You worry about our own joint!
528
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,360
My baby's home alone
since so many days!
529
00:32:41,710 --> 00:32:44,220
God knows how Pappu must be
living without us.
530
00:32:44,390 --> 00:32:44,990
Come, let's go!
531
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,110
Baby loves to groove on bass
532
00:32:49,220 --> 00:32:51,080
Baby loves to groove on bass
533
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:54,920
Baby loves to groove on bass
534
00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:58,690
The dazzling dame has
upped her game
535
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,360
Baby loves to groove on bass
536
00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:04,940
The dazzling dame has
upped her game
537
00:33:05,710 --> 00:33:07,090
Baby loves to groove on bass
538
00:33:07,300 --> 00:33:08,470
Pappu.
539
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,440
Pappu!
540
00:33:16,870 --> 00:33:18,600
Wait till I get hold of you!
541
00:33:24,690 --> 00:33:26,920
Now I'm sure he's my son.
542
00:33:28,070 --> 00:33:31,950
Sir, this app is a powerful tool...
543
00:33:32,230 --> 00:33:36,190
...that can empower housewives
to turn into entrepreneurs!
544
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,510
This could be interesting...
545
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:40,470
Nice idea.
546
00:33:40,690 --> 00:33:41,710
But let us come back to her.
547
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:43,460
- OK sir. Alright.
- Thank you.
548
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:45,140
Thank you so much.
549
00:33:45,470 --> 00:33:47,230
- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
550
00:33:48,940 --> 00:33:52,280
How was the presentation babe?
551
00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,020
Like it always is.
552
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:58,320
They always find the idea "nice"
and "interesting" but can't fund it.
553
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:00,390
Because I got no experience.
554
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,390
I think I'll have to fund
my food app... myself.
555
00:34:03,830 --> 00:34:05,140
We can figure it out together...
556
00:34:05,370 --> 00:34:07,170
...we'll put our engineering
degree to some use.
557
00:34:07,340 --> 00:34:10,500
Listen, I don't want to do
a shoddy job of it.
558
00:34:10,970 --> 00:34:13,440
My app's got to have
a country-wide roll out...
559
00:34:13,660 --> 00:34:15,930
...promotions, million dollar funding.
560
00:34:16,190 --> 00:34:18,480
Millions! You get it? It's no joke.
561
00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:19,940
- Now, let's go.
- Where?
562
00:34:21,430 --> 00:34:24,750
I know we decided to do this
only once or twice...
563
00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:28,070
...but now I'm wondering...
why stop?
564
00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:32,960
In fact, I'm beginning to understand
why Honesty just isn't the best policy!
565
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:34,010
Why?
566
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,390
Because dishonesty is so god-damned
easy!!? And so much fun!
567
00:34:37,770 --> 00:34:41,150
Yeah... but if we do this for too long
we're bound to end up in jail!
568
00:34:41,450 --> 00:34:45,090
As soon as I have enough money
for my app... I'm out.
569
00:34:45,310 --> 00:34:46,600
You can keep doing this alone
if you want...
570
00:34:46,810 --> 00:34:50,720
Bunty can't do squat
without his Babli!
571
00:34:50,980 --> 00:34:53,580
Our con works because
you can plan and I can execute.
572
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:56,420
Without a plan, what the heck
am I going to pull off?
573
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:58,110
What will I do without you?
574
00:34:58,320 --> 00:34:59,700
How do I know?
575
00:35:13,420 --> 00:35:15,260
Life is funny.
576
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,780
Till a few days back,
this used to be our dream.
577
00:35:20,290 --> 00:35:23,740
A 9 to 5 job at a multinational firm,
suit and tie.
578
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:28,390
Thank god none of it came true.
579
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,140
Are you still hung up on it?
580
00:35:34,750 --> 00:35:35,470
Nope.
581
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,060
Hi sir.
Hi ma'am.
582
00:35:37,370 --> 00:35:40,530
We are taking signature for child
malnutrition and food wastage.
583
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:43,530
If you like to join the cause it
will just take a minute of your time.
584
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,550
- Ya sure why not.
- Come with me.
585
00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,670
STOP WASTING FOOD.
START FEEDING HUNGRY
586
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:51,420
So we are an NGO called
Combat Malnutrition.
587
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:54,580
THEY NEED FOOD AND WATER
588
00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:00,560
FIGHT FOR A HUNGER-FREE INDIA
589
00:36:04,410 --> 00:36:07,700
Pretending to be the PM's scientific
advisors... they robbed the mayor...
590
00:36:07,970 --> 00:36:12,020
promising him to lease out
the river ganga.
591
00:36:12,230 --> 00:36:14,430
Today, on Criminals... Bunty and Babli.
592
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:18,680
Names that are back
on everyone's lips.
593
00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,590
The police are clueless
while the amused public wonders...
594
00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:24,570
...who's going to be their next target?
595
00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:25,440
Mom!
596
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:29,840
Oh my baby, I'm so sorry!
Are you hurt my Pappu.
597
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,100
Who's here at this hour?
598
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:34,620
Rinku?
599
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,040
The gravy is delicious Mrs. Babli.
600
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,690
Lemme get to the point.
601
00:36:46,970 --> 00:36:49,370
I don't do stuff myself.
602
00:36:49,810 --> 00:36:51,640
I like getting it done.
603
00:36:52,730 --> 00:36:56,600
Bunty-Babli 2.0 are making
my ulcers bleed.
604
00:36:56,980 --> 00:37:02,660
There's a lot of pressure
to make an arrest.
605
00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:07,790
Be it those guys... or you two.
606
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,160
Like Dashrath Sir once said...
607
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,280
"The world is made of two
kinds of people,
608
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:20,830
one - those who never break
the law and never go to prison.
609
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:28,230
And two - those who don't break
the law, and yet end up in prison!"
610
00:37:29,270 --> 00:37:33,430
And if you two don't want
to be the second kind...
611
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,960
...you must help us nab these two.
612
00:37:37,930 --> 00:37:41,500
After all, you two are veterans
of this game.
613
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,320
Sir, we've simple domestic life
for ourselves... We have a child.
614
00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:49,570
How can you expect us
to leave everything...
615
00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:51,810
...and starting playing police
for you?
616
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:54,670
You misunderstood...
617
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,960
This isn't a request. It's an order.
618
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,260
Pappu, my child!
619
00:38:03,650 --> 00:38:04,720
Easy does it son.
620
00:38:05,430 --> 00:38:09,980
You gotta work on that
soft landing eh, big guy?
621
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,310
Don't jinx my little boy!
622
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:18,710
Till you finish the job,
I can look after Mr. Pappu here.
623
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,930
I'll see you at the police station
tomorrow.
624
00:38:22,270 --> 00:38:25,550
I hope I don't have to come back
here again.
625
00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:50,160
How'd we get caught up
in Jatayu's mess?
626
00:38:50,460 --> 00:38:53,690
It's not child's play,
catching these two.
627
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,530
We've been out of the game
for years.
628
00:38:56,900 --> 00:38:59,740
The tricks of the trade, the technology,
everything has changed in that time.
629
00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:02,770
What's on your mind?
630
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:08,390
We worked hard to build
a brand like "Bunty & Babli"...
631
00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:12,520
...and now a couple of clowns
are destroying it.
632
00:39:12,780 --> 00:39:14,710
And all I do is cook
well done eggs...
633
00:39:14,930 --> 00:39:17,670
...and get pushed around
like petty thieves by night.
634
00:39:19,820 --> 00:39:22,140
Boils my blood too, to be honest.
635
00:39:22,510 --> 00:39:25,100
It feels like someone's pissing
all over our precious work of art...
636
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,820
...and we can't do a thing about it!
637
00:39:26,970 --> 00:39:29,830
We should've got a copyright
on our brand.
638
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:33,470
Listen up Rakesh.
639
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,030
You need to take a leave from work.
640
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,520
We are the real Bunty-Babli...
not them!
641
00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:42,930
How dare they use our brand...
this is war.
642
00:39:43,290 --> 00:39:47,810
I won't rest till we nab them
and slap them silly.
643
00:39:48,130 --> 00:39:49,820
Attagirl my desi girl!
644
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:53,890
Cue the slo-mo...
here we go again.
645
00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:03,840
Ladies and gentlemen
646
00:40:05,170 --> 00:40:06,050
Finally
647
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:10,020
Your favourite DUO is back!
648
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:14,150
Times have changed
so has the regime
649
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,690
Even money isn't worth,
what it seems
650
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:21,700
Look who's back...
after all these years...
651
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:25,110
Thick as thieves,
they gonna reappear
652
00:40:25,350 --> 00:40:26,560
The moon might pale,
653
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,530
The sun could lose it's fire
654
00:40:28,690 --> 00:40:32,030
But they ain't gonna never retire...
655
00:40:33,090 --> 00:40:34,770
Bunty and Babli
656
00:40:36,830 --> 00:40:38,400
Bunty and Babli
657
00:40:40,580 --> 00:40:42,120
Bunty and Babli
658
00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,810
Bunty and Babli
659
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,090
Hallelujah... they still go it...
660
00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:47,950
Here we go... they're back at it!
661
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,730
Oho... Oho
662
00:40:51,780 --> 00:40:53,300
Bunty and Babli
663
00:40:53,490 --> 00:40:55,240
Bunty and Babli
664
00:40:55,500 --> 00:40:57,320
They still own this town...
665
00:40:57,490 --> 00:40:59,290
They could take anybody down...
666
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,940
Oho... Oho... Oho
667
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:08,830
It's useless.
668
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:10,690
There's CCTV everywhere.
669
00:41:10,950 --> 00:41:14,380
If these two are any good, they won't
reveal their real faces to anyone.
670
00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:18,560
Looks like there's a new circus
in town...
671
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,760
What's this, a midlife crisis
or something?
672
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:24,270
Gupta, how many birds
can you kill with one stone?
673
00:41:24,790 --> 00:41:26,250
2... at the most.
674
00:41:26,770 --> 00:41:29,350
I'm gonna kill 4!
675
00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:33,180
According to records, Bunty & Babli
have never been arrested...
676
00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,870
...but they will now,
along with the two new ones.
677
00:41:37,860 --> 00:41:41,680
Two old and two new...
How many birds is that Gupta?
678
00:41:42,140 --> 00:41:43,090
4... sir!
679
00:41:44,610 --> 00:41:47,280
And who then becomes
the Commissioner of Police?
680
00:41:47,720 --> 00:41:48,830
You sir.
681
00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:55,090
What a masterstroke!
682
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,340
Bunty babli strike again!
683
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,270
After Ganga con
they have done grain con.
684
00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:04,160
They have cleaned off thousand tonnes
of grain from government godown.
685
00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:07,230
A 1000 tons of food grains
worth millions...
686
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,560
...with the help of the greedy
depot manager!
687
00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:13,840
That's exactly what we wanted
to know, thank you.
688
00:42:16,590 --> 00:42:17,460
Sir.
689
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,130
Sir, we have the information.
690
00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:25,570
A transport company just leased
out 10 trucks to a fake name.
691
00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:26,800
They're headed to Kanpur.
692
00:42:27,010 --> 00:42:29,270
Kanpur has the largest
food grain market!
693
00:42:29,530 --> 00:42:31,600
That's where they'll go
to sell the grains.
694
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:32,620
Correct.
695
00:42:32,810 --> 00:42:38,320
And since the stuff is stolen they will
have to deal in cash... buttloads of it!
696
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:43,460
We just need to find a trader
in Kanpur who can buy...
697
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,650
...and sell such a large
quantity of food grains!
698
00:42:45,870 --> 00:42:49,010
Very well, you best leave for Nagpur.
699
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,630
Kanpur, sir.
700
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:51,830
Ya, ya Kanpur.
701
00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:53,160
- Gupta?
- Yes sir.
702
00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,750
Accompany them.
703
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,290
Pandey, let's go.
704
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:07,390
It didn't take us long to find
that big trader in Kanpur.
705
00:43:07,740 --> 00:43:09,150
He was Thehrey Singh.
706
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,740
Thehrey Singh?
707
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:21,080
We want to sell some food grain...
708
00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,370
...stolen.
709
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,050
My sources tell me,
you can get us buyers?
710
00:43:29,730 --> 00:43:30,590
How much?
711
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:33,910
A thousand tonnes.
712
00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:35,150
Babli?
713
00:43:36,930 --> 00:43:37,640
Bunty?
714
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,020
Do I look like Babli must be my name?
715
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:44,350
You don't look like a Bunty either...
716
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:48,840
...but weren't you gonna call
and tell me where to meet?
717
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,780
To hell with the phone,
how on earth can you think I'm -
718
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:52,870
Rakesh!
719
00:43:54,420 --> 00:43:55,800
They called him!
720
00:43:56,070 --> 00:43:59,020
They were to tell him where to meet...
721
00:43:59,290 --> 00:44:02,690
"They?" So you're not Bunty-Babli?
722
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:06,820
No! We're their worst nightmares!
723
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:07,960
Get it?
724
00:44:08,170 --> 00:44:12,180
And now you'll do exactly
what we tell you to do.
725
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:13,570
And why would that be?
726
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,170
Inspector Gupta?
727
00:44:20,570 --> 00:44:22,550
I must admit... this is a lot of fun.
728
00:44:23,890 --> 00:44:26,700
We still got that chemistry, don't we?
729
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:32,700
Let's go. Time for action!
730
00:44:36,330 --> 00:44:37,690
Oh okay.
731
00:44:40,730 --> 00:44:41,570
Tomorrow morning.
732
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,300
At the Holi fair on Chamanganj Sqare.
733
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,090
The colours rain
734
00:44:52,930 --> 00:44:56,300
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
735
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,920
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
736
00:45:05,890 --> 00:45:09,690
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
737
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,220
The colours rain
738
00:45:19,090 --> 00:45:22,300
The maiden serves him
on a golden platter
739
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,820
Thehrey Singh?
740
00:45:28,690 --> 00:45:31,850
The maiden serves him
on a golden platter
741
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:34,770
Step aside.
742
00:45:36,770 --> 00:45:38,090
Catch them.
743
00:45:39,790 --> 00:45:41,750
Hey, why you grabbing us?
744
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:43,990
We got 500 rupees to do this!
745
00:45:45,860 --> 00:45:47,330
The colours rain
746
00:45:52,660 --> 00:45:55,000
Stop hitting these guys...
it's not them!
747
00:46:00,110 --> 00:46:00,900
Rakesh!
748
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,770
It's Holi.
749
00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,510
Hey... stop!
750
00:46:08,290 --> 00:46:09,030
Run.
751
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:12,290
Run.
752
00:46:13,610 --> 00:46:14,370
Run.
753
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,420
Vimmi!
754
00:46:50,580 --> 00:46:53,340
- Are you crazy?!
- Sorry, sorry.
755
00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:54,690
Hey!
756
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:02,830
Ouch!
757
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,380
I'll break your bones if I fall,
I'm telling you!
758
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,530
Happy Holi!
759
00:48:06,990 --> 00:48:08,100
Help, help!
760
00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:11,470
Get lost.
761
00:48:13,150 --> 00:48:16,050
You scoundrel... give it to him!
762
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,350
Ms. Wonder Woman!
Eye on the prize!
763
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,600
Okay, okay.
764
00:48:49,950 --> 00:48:53,440
I've got some colours
waiting in jail too.
765
00:48:59,210 --> 00:49:01,460
Look carefully... was it them?
766
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:07,030
Don't know sir!
767
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,680
The guy I spoke to had
colour all over their face.
768
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:11,920
What colour was it?
769
00:49:12,130 --> 00:49:16,010
Sea green... Or was it Navy blue?
770
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:19,860
One tight slap... and you'll sing
like a canary.
771
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,500
Was it them or not?
772
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,610
Sir... actually I had a bit to drink.
773
00:49:29,210 --> 00:49:31,280
I can't remember clearly.
774
00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:37,500
Get lost. Take him.
775
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,190
Get lost.
776
00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:46,820
What were you doing there?
777
00:49:49,010 --> 00:49:50,360
We were just chilling.
778
00:49:50,650 --> 00:49:51,780
Why'd you run?
779
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:02,830
What's this?
780
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:04,780
Cannabis sir.
781
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:05,970
Keep it.
782
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,710
Right in front of us, two boys
were attacked by 7-8 guys...
783
00:50:09,930 --> 00:50:12,120
and then someone started
running towards us!
784
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:14,100
We panicked, we thought
we did something wrong.
785
00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,500
We also started running.
786
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:17,860
What would you have done
if you were in our place.
787
00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:19,130
Pardon?
788
00:50:20,530 --> 00:50:21,740
Say it in Hindi.
789
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:25,730
Sir... 8-10 of you attacked two boys.
790
00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:27,460
And then some people
started running towards us...
791
00:50:27,650 --> 00:50:29,260
...we got scared and started
running as well.
792
00:50:29,450 --> 00:50:31,690
What would you have done
if were in our place?
793
00:50:32,150 --> 00:50:34,870
I'll do the questioning, not you.
794
00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:38,500
She's not questioning you sir.
795
00:50:38,740 --> 00:50:41,150
These boys you caught were drunk.
796
00:50:41,420 --> 00:50:43,390
But if she had to question you,
she would ask...
797
00:50:43,630 --> 00:50:47,670
...are you going to arrest us
and present us to the judge...
798
00:50:48,050 --> 00:50:51,490
...because there is no proof...
or charge!
799
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,490
Or are you gonna let us go,
without any more harassment?
800
00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:59,540
Don't teach me about the law... just
because you read a post on Internet!
801
00:50:59,910 --> 00:51:03,170
I don't know about all the laws...
but we do know our rights.
802
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,980
Right or wrong... what if
I just don't let you guys go?
803
00:51:06,210 --> 00:51:08,780
That's up to you.
804
00:51:11,340 --> 00:51:14,900
In exactly 20 minutes,
you'll read a tweet...
805
00:51:15,150 --> 00:51:19,620
...about how 2 engineering grads
were attacked by the police at a fair.
806
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,750
And arrested on fake charges.
807
00:51:23,980 --> 00:51:25,760
About how you detained a woman...
808
00:51:25,950 --> 00:51:28,110
...without the presence
of a single female cop!
809
00:51:28,450 --> 00:51:31,220
The Tweet will tag a number
of news channels,
810
00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:36,170
the Director General of Police
and the honourable Chief Minister!
811
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:39,730
What's a tweet?
812
00:51:39,950 --> 00:51:41,160
Twitter sir.
813
00:51:41,570 --> 00:51:43,970
They're a like notorious
social media mailmen!
814
00:51:44,230 --> 00:51:46,220
It can make or break governments!
815
00:51:46,540 --> 00:51:49,150
Celebrities, politicians...
816
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,680
...they're are all using it sir!
817
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,560
Could I lose my job?
818
00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:55,930
You'd surely get demoted sir!
819
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:03,110
Come.
820
00:52:06,090 --> 00:52:07,630
- Thank you sir.
- Thank you uncle.
821
00:52:07,870 --> 00:52:09,500
- Happy holi.
- Happy holi.
822
00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:11,150
Bye, Son.
823
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,270
What're you doing?
824
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,190
Checking on Pappu... Let's not
forget we still have a child.
825
00:52:46,820 --> 00:52:50,590
Street smart, they could sell you
the flag and all its stars
826
00:52:50,830 --> 00:52:54,360
They're a conning Queen and its Czar
827
00:52:54,570 --> 00:52:58,070
From Kanpur to Canada,
they've sold it all, for every price...
828
00:52:58,310 --> 00:53:01,930
Born hustlers, they got
Eskimos buyin all their ice.
829
00:53:19,450 --> 00:53:20,410
- Sir.
- Sir.
830
00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,150
How can you let them walk?
831
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,160
This makes no sense!
832
00:53:25,530 --> 00:53:28,920
Bloody wanna-be Sherlocks...
833
00:53:30,070 --> 00:53:33,800
...just because you're working
for the police...
834
00:53:34,030 --> 00:53:37,380
...doesn't give you a license
to rain fire over the whole world.
835
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:41,700
This isn't a game...
it's a responsibility...
836
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:44,190
You can't just grab the person
you get hold off.
837
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:47,340
Next time you better come to me
with solid proof...
838
00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:52,980
...or I'll ship you back
to your oblivious life!
839
00:54:01,630 --> 00:54:03,720
How dare this Jatayu
speak to us like that?!
840
00:54:03,980 --> 00:54:07,080
And why'd you have to go
all P. T. Usha on them?!
841
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:10,010
You're angry at Jatayu...
don't take it out on me!
842
00:54:10,360 --> 00:54:13,590
Sure... I'll take the blame -
"It's all my fault".
843
00:54:14,270 --> 00:54:15,310
You happy?
844
00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:31,440
I'm sorry Rakesh!
845
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,170
It's the hot-headed
Punjabi girl inside me...
846
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:42,030
You know, when I caught him...
he was just 6 inches away from me.
847
00:54:42,910 --> 00:54:45,100
I saw Bunty in his eyes!
848
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:48,000
I can spot a ticketless traveller
inside a crowded train...
849
00:54:48,170 --> 00:54:49,430
...just by look on their face!
850
00:54:49,690 --> 00:54:53,570
I may not know the technology,
but I know people all too well.
851
00:54:53,850 --> 00:54:56,890
I'm dead sure... these two
are the new Bunty and Babli.
852
00:54:57,250 --> 00:55:00,400
And If I'm right, they'll pull off
their next con pretty soon.
853
00:55:00,990 --> 00:55:04,490
Cool. Then we'll catch them
redhanded...
854
00:55:05,030 --> 00:55:09,540
...and prove it to everyone... that
we're still the original tricksters.
855
00:55:10,030 --> 00:55:13,220
They made a big mistake
showing us their faces.
856
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,610
Set it down here.
857
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,660
Make sure you count it.
858
00:55:16,850 --> 00:55:18,780
Don't you worry.
859
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,780
She's counting it.
860
00:55:21,830 --> 00:55:23,620
We're almost done.
861
00:55:23,810 --> 00:55:24,340
Good.
862
00:55:24,590 --> 00:55:27,970
First you got the whole village
cleaned up...
863
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,350
...and now you've brought us
all this food.
864
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:32,980
Are you from a political party?
865
00:55:34,190 --> 00:55:39,610
We voted for that Mrs. Lovely
thinking we'll see some progress...
866
00:55:39,850 --> 00:55:42,980
...but the only time we see her
all year is when she comes down...
867
00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:46,160
...to collect donations for her
own birthday party!
868
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,480
Thanks a ton my children.
Thank you.
869
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:51,480
Come!
870
00:55:51,730 --> 00:55:53,690
Mate, this is for you.
871
00:55:56,290 --> 00:55:59,390
But you guys didn't make anything
on this gig.
872
00:55:59,860 --> 00:56:00,850
We did!
873
00:56:01,790 --> 00:56:03,410
In goodwill... and In Karma...
874
00:56:03,790 --> 00:56:05,590
These bags of karma
keep us out of jail...
875
00:56:05,790 --> 00:56:08,470
...if we're out, we can make
all the money we want.
876
00:56:10,730 --> 00:56:13,130
I want in on this karma too!
877
00:56:13,930 --> 00:56:15,050
Love you guys!
878
00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:16,060
Love you.
879
00:56:16,490 --> 00:56:17,410
Love you.
880
00:56:18,910 --> 00:56:20,120
So cute!
881
00:56:23,970 --> 00:56:25,420
That was a close shave this time.
882
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:27,820
And they know our faces now.
883
00:56:28,220 --> 00:56:30,540
I think we should lie low
for sometime.
884
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,360
Darling, if we lie low now...
they'll know we're definitely guilty.
885
00:56:33,610 --> 00:56:38,660
We need to pull off another con soon...
so we can fund your startup too!
886
00:56:39,280 --> 00:56:41,740
Do you think the Income Tax
department knows...
887
00:56:41,950 --> 00:56:44,300
...about Mrs. Lovely's birthday
donation drive?
888
00:56:44,830 --> 00:56:46,980
Someone needs to tell them!
889
00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:48,250
Okay.
890
00:56:48,630 --> 00:56:50,720
INCOME TAX OFFICE
891
00:56:51,810 --> 00:56:53,310
Mr. Nand Kishore -
Income Tax Officer
892
00:56:55,860 --> 00:56:56,520
Hello.
893
00:56:56,730 --> 00:57:02,360
Am I speaking to the distinguished
Income Tax officer - Mr. Nand Kishore?
894
00:57:02,570 --> 00:57:04,700
You have the right number, go on.
895
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,920
I wanted to give you a tip...
is this line secure?
896
00:57:09,170 --> 00:57:11,560
Safer than a lamb in the jungle!
897
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,500
Sir... Mrs. Lovely... has amassed
donations for her birthday...
898
00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:18,360
...and that too in cash!
899
00:57:18,790 --> 00:57:23,230
I was beaten black and blue
just because I refused to donate.
900
00:57:23,580 --> 00:57:25,860
I've heard you're a messiah
to the poor.
901
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,460
Promise me you'll get her!
902
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:33,350
Stop crying. I'll see what I can do!
903
00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:43,470
19...18 oh you are doing well...
keep breathing...keep breathing.
904
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:45,920
Don't speak so much.
905
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,760
Very good, you keep going.
906
00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:58,730
No, no... this way!
907
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:02,980
With your back arched, or
the lower back takes all the strain...
908
00:58:03,250 --> 00:58:05,840
and then you will just suffer
from back pain.
909
00:58:06,220 --> 00:58:07,420
Correct...correct.
910
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,110
Arch it. Ya?
911
00:58:09,890 --> 00:58:11,810
- Feels better now?
- Yes.
912
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,590
Very better.
913
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:21,660
You are so funny.
914
00:58:21,860 --> 00:58:23,190
You are also ROFL.
915
00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:24,860
You are also LOL.
916
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:35,280
Mrs. Lovely will learn what
a Nand Kishore raid feels like!
917
00:58:35,630 --> 00:58:36,950
Where are they going?
918
00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:40,040
They're going raid Mrs. Lovely.
It's gonna be huge.
919
00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:40,790
When?
920
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:42,260
Tomorrow morning.
921
00:58:48,780 --> 00:58:49,660
What is this?
922
00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:52,640
You let them off the hook,
but we didn't.
923
00:58:53,070 --> 00:58:57,410
That girl has just honey trapped Nand
Kishore - a senior Income Tax officer.
924
00:58:57,870 --> 00:59:01,270
Rakesh has learnt that
Nand Kishore is planning...
925
00:59:01,650 --> 00:59:03,680
...a big raid at Mrs. Lovely's house.
926
00:59:04,070 --> 00:59:09,170
And if she's hovering around him...
then so should we.
927
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,020
Hang on!
928
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:22,470
Where to?
929
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:26,690
Your help with the investigation
ends here.
930
00:59:27,310 --> 00:59:30,650
Law enforcement aka
Yours truly... will take it from here.
931
00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:32,820
But we gave you this lead?!
932
00:59:33,060 --> 00:59:34,900
You need us sir.
933
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:37,830
We know how this Bunty-Babli's
twisted minds work.
934
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,740
I know you do.
935
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:44,140
Look now that you're both
all decked up.
936
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:47,540
Why don't you grace this
police station and stay here?
937
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,820
They could do with some entertainment.
938
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:53,370
While I raid Mrs. Lovely!
939
01:00:19,510 --> 01:00:21,370
Are you in the mood
for some Ice cream?
940
01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:25,100
Only if it's in a waffle cone...
with sprinkles on top.
941
01:00:35,750 --> 01:00:37,030
Mrs. Lovely's
942
01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:42,910
Hurry up...
Seal the place!
943
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:44,690
Cut the phone lines.
Check every thing.
944
01:00:44,900 --> 01:00:47,700
You guys go upstairs.
Check out those rooms!
945
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:49,730
Nobody leaves the house!
946
01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:52,790
Where the hell are you guys going?
947
01:00:52,990 --> 01:00:55,720
Stand back, this is a government
operation.
948
01:00:55,950 --> 01:00:56,950
Quick guys!
949
01:00:57,670 --> 01:00:58,210
Hey!
950
01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,490
What's this ruckus
early in the morning?
951
01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:03,080
Dhannu, who let these guys in?
952
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:03,780
They.. Um-
953
01:01:03,970 --> 01:01:05,830
Who are you doofus?
Wait till I get there!
954
01:01:06,650 --> 01:01:08,840
Who the hell are you?!
955
01:01:09,110 --> 01:01:11,250
You census registrars think you
can just walk into anybody's house?
956
01:01:11,420 --> 01:01:12,220
Leave now!
957
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:15,220
We're not here for the census...
we're here for your black money!
958
01:01:15,790 --> 01:01:16,670
Warrant.
959
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:18,920
Here's the search warrant!
960
01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:20,020
Get it.
961
01:01:22,080 --> 01:01:22,710
Ma'am.
962
01:01:22,870 --> 01:01:25,570
I'm a politician idiot...
you think I can read! Chop-chop.
963
01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:30,040
It's a government directive. They're
here for the Birthday donations.
964
01:01:32,390 --> 01:01:33,000
INCOME TAX
965
01:01:39,870 --> 01:01:42,910
There goes my birthday party!
966
01:01:43,690 --> 01:01:46,510
Dhannu... I can't breathe Dhannu!
967
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,100
Ma'am...get some air.
968
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:56,700
Open up! We have a search
warrant for this place!
969
01:01:58,300 --> 01:02:00,880
Who in the lord's name
are Bunty and Babli?!
970
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,050
Bunty Babli?
971
01:02:02,220 --> 01:02:07,600
Yup, The ones who're going to loot
this birthday... I mean public fund.
972
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:09,050
Hello Pattaya!
973
01:02:09,230 --> 01:02:12,240
It's Jatayu!
974
01:02:12,610 --> 01:02:13,470
Ya, whatever...
975
01:02:13,740 --> 01:02:16,830
A top secret Income Tax raid
is in progress... How can you...?
976
01:02:16,990 --> 01:02:18,680
Hello Mr. Fund Kishore.
977
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:19,720
It's Nand Kishore.
978
01:02:19,930 --> 01:02:21,100
Whatever...
979
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:25,410
Are these your guys?
980
01:02:25,590 --> 01:02:26,770
Of course, they are.
981
01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,010
Bunty and Babli could've
infiltrated your ranks.
982
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:30,900
- Gupta...
- Yes sir.
983
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:32,130
Search all of them.
984
01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:33,860
What the hell?!
985
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:37,790
Hey!!
986
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,870
They messed with me...
they deserve it!
987
01:02:46,350 --> 01:02:49,790
Why's it so sticky Mr. Officer?
Emptied the whole glue bottle?!
988
01:02:50,050 --> 01:02:52,740
Sir, there's a huge mob
of protestors outside...
989
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:53,720
What are our orders?
990
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,220
Boss, there's a mob
of 300 plus outside...
991
01:02:56,420 --> 01:02:58,120
...chanting "Down with the Police"!
992
01:02:58,350 --> 01:03:01,510
Finally! Our loyalists
won't spare you guys!
993
01:03:01,770 --> 01:03:03,870
You've ruined our super-secret raid!
994
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:05,890
Hand me the walkie...
995
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:08,740
Code red... Code red.
996
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:13,840
Code red... Code red.
997
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,930
Roger that! We're on our way.
998
01:03:16,180 --> 01:03:17,310
- Quick.
- Yes sir.
999
01:03:17,770 --> 01:03:18,740
Let's go.
1000
01:03:20,610 --> 01:03:23,830
We were expecting Bunty-Babli...
not the bloody QRT!
1001
01:03:24,130 --> 01:03:25,070
QRT?
1002
01:03:25,290 --> 01:03:26,520
Quick Response Team.
1003
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:32,110
Sir look at their guns.
1004
01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:34,590
No!! My birthday kitty!
1005
01:03:34,830 --> 01:03:35,640
Ma'am!
1006
01:03:40,540 --> 01:03:43,650
Expect your suspension orders
by the end of the day.
1007
01:03:43,860 --> 01:03:46,180
Piss off Fund Kishor
before I bite that finger off.
1008
01:03:48,350 --> 01:03:51,150
4 birds with a stone, huh?
1009
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:53,470
More like none in hand,
none in bush!
1010
01:04:01,690 --> 01:04:02,820
Careful there...
1011
01:04:03,620 --> 01:04:05,180
Overtake him.
1012
01:04:06,410 --> 01:04:07,130
Hey...
1013
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:09,050
Think you own the road bugger?!
1014
01:04:12,470 --> 01:04:15,000
Sir you won't believe
the raid I've pulled off.
1015
01:04:15,470 --> 01:04:18,180
Mrs. Lovely's gonna bleed
tears tonight!
1016
01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:20,580
Just a minute sir!
1017
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:24,090
Step on the gas buddy!
1018
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:25,820
Hey, stop the car!
1019
01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:26,750
Stop it.
1020
01:04:27,980 --> 01:04:29,760
Where's the cash?
1021
01:04:30,010 --> 01:04:34,000
Half in this car and the other half
in the QRT truck.
1022
01:04:37,110 --> 01:04:38,420
But where's the damn truck?
1023
01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:40,240
It was right behind all this while.
1024
01:04:40,460 --> 01:04:41,630
So where is it now?!
1025
01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:51,560
Sorry sir.
1026
01:04:52,860 --> 01:04:56,090
We got ambushed by a wedding party,
and someone punctured our tyres.
1027
01:04:56,410 --> 01:04:58,010
Somehow we wrangled this ride.
1028
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,720
Some jackass even stole
my walkie talkie!
1029
01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,840
Keep your posture right.
1030
01:05:03,430 --> 01:05:06,320
28... 27.
1031
01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,580
Keep looking down.
1032
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,380
26.
1033
01:05:10,210 --> 01:05:11,700
25.
1034
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:17,000
A unit of the QRT
should be on stand by...
1035
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,090
This village is full
of her loyalists...
1036
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:21,360
...who will jump in to save her.
1037
01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:23,180
I want 2 walkie-talkies handy.
1038
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,430
Set to a frequency of 2.483 Ghz.
1039
01:05:25,610 --> 01:05:28,790
One with the QRT commander
and the other with me.
1040
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,270
Code red... Code red.
1041
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:31,720
Code red... Code red.
1042
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:33,040
Roger that! We're on our way.
1043
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:33,820
Quick.
1044
01:05:36,660 --> 01:05:37,620
- Cadets!
- Yes Sir!
1045
01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:40,140
Stop staring at the party!
Clear the damn road!
1046
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:46,230
Please make way...
1047
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,920
Someone stop them!
1048
01:05:51,420 --> 01:05:52,810
Who took my walkie?
1049
01:05:53,260 --> 01:05:55,700
And who the hell punctured the tyre?
1050
01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,580
They've got no match,
1051
01:05:58,810 --> 01:06:00,170
they're in the zone
1052
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,080
Across the world,
oh it's well known...
1053
01:06:02,280 --> 01:06:03,930
Bunty & Babli
1054
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:05,380
Twice the swag,
1055
01:06:05,540 --> 01:06:07,780
and double the cross
1056
01:06:08,170 --> 01:06:09,510
They've got the sauce
1057
01:06:09,750 --> 01:06:11,400
Bunty & Babli!
1058
01:06:16,300 --> 01:06:18,980
Hey... you think you own the road?!
1059
01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:22,540
Of course not darling, it's all yours!
Love you!
1060
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,260
Shit!
1061
01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:35,280
INCOME TAX
1062
01:06:39,610 --> 01:06:40,970
Bunty-Babli!
1063
01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:44,010
What's the final figure?
1064
01:06:44,450 --> 01:06:45,860
2 Billion Rupees!
1065
01:06:48,190 --> 01:06:50,470
Rascals didn't even leave us
loose change!
1066
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,730
Looks like I'm the one
who's gonna bleed tears!
1067
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,800
They've got no match,
1068
01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:56,410
they're in the zone
1069
01:06:56,610 --> 01:06:58,310
Across the world,
oh it's well known...
1070
01:06:58,510 --> 01:07:00,130
Bunty & Babli
1071
01:07:00,610 --> 01:07:01,690
Twice the swag,
1072
01:07:01,850 --> 01:07:03,950
and double the cross
1073
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:05,830
They've got the sauce
1074
01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:07,810
Bunty & Babli
1075
01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:17,500
- Dude it's past the expiry date.
- Sorry sir.
1076
01:07:17,770 --> 01:07:19,620
I've never been humiliated
like this before.
1077
01:07:19,910 --> 01:07:22,500
Maybe I should just resign
before they suspend me...
1078
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:25,040
...and go back to herding goats.
1079
01:07:25,320 --> 01:07:26,290
Private Number
1080
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:30,550
Hello!
1081
01:07:30,780 --> 01:07:31,500
Hello sir!
1082
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:32,460
Who's this?
1083
01:07:32,930 --> 01:07:36,280
The ones you're hunting
for everywhere.
1084
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,380
Bunty and Babli!
1085
01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:43,570
We just called to apologize sir.
1086
01:07:43,940 --> 01:07:46,600
All we wanted was to take
advantage of the mob.
1087
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:49,110
So we could flick all the cash as QRT!
1088
01:07:49,490 --> 01:07:52,470
We had no idea, you were
gonna join the party.
1089
01:07:52,810 --> 01:07:54,330
But don't worry, Sir.
1090
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:57,170
Nand Kishore has taken full
responsibility for the entire fiasco.
1091
01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:59,250
I don't care for your apology.
1092
01:07:59,530 --> 01:08:01,610
Take my advice... turn yourselves in.
1093
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:05,810
Or I'm gonna put you away
for so long...
1094
01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:07,930
...that both of you will be
the last of your name!
1095
01:08:08,230 --> 01:08:11,200
Do you know why we chose
the names Bunty & Babli?
1096
01:08:11,570 --> 01:08:14,790
Because they're the only famous con
artists, who've never been caught.
1097
01:08:17,250 --> 01:08:20,200
And neither will we be.
So forget about it sir...
1098
01:08:20,590 --> 01:08:22,710
...and sleep tight.
1099
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:39,760
Mr. Bunty... Mrs. Babli...
1100
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:44,790
These two amateurs
just schooled you two!
1101
01:08:45,300 --> 01:08:48,220
And they almost got me rusticated!
1102
01:08:48,460 --> 01:08:49,980
Maybe, if you had taken us along...
1103
01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,300
Like that would've made a difference!
1104
01:08:54,110 --> 01:08:59,140
I was wrong to think you guys
are cut out for this.
1105
01:09:00,580 --> 01:09:05,610
Gift wrap your little Pappu and go
back to your shitty small town life.
1106
01:09:06,100 --> 01:09:10,720
You gentleman, go back
to checking tickets.
1107
01:09:11,230 --> 01:09:14,700
And you ladies, go back to do
whatever you were doing.
1108
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,960
You guys are way past your prime...
1109
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:24,380
...you're like an Aspirin that gives
a headache... instead of curing one!
1110
01:09:27,110 --> 01:09:28,610
- Let's go.
- Ok.
1111
01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:36,700
Sir, I know you're still 0 for 4,
but that was too harsh?
1112
01:09:36,940 --> 01:09:38,870
I mean, what did they do wrong?
1113
01:09:39,170 --> 01:09:41,480
They were only leading
their family lives in-
1114
01:09:41,690 --> 01:09:43,270
Gupta...
1115
01:09:44,460 --> 01:09:50,910
An old horse has to be flogged now and
then if you want it to win the race.
1116
01:09:52,270 --> 01:09:54,050
They're Bunty-Babli for god's sake!
1117
01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:57,680
No one can even dream of the scams
they've pulled off in their heydays.
1118
01:09:58,090 --> 01:09:59,930
Once they put their minds to it...
1119
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:03,380
...they can take on anybody,
let alone these two upstarts.
1120
01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:07,680
Till now they were doing
this out of compulsion...
1121
01:10:08,030 --> 01:10:11,900
...now I've made it personal for them.
1122
01:10:13,380 --> 01:10:17,250
As far as the score goes...
I still get my 4 birds.
1123
01:10:17,510 --> 01:10:19,910
You have my best wishes, sir.
1124
01:10:30,490 --> 01:10:34,670
We couldn't salvage an inch of
respect... let alone saving our brand.
1125
01:10:35,950 --> 01:10:37,870
Enough is enough Rakesh...
1126
01:10:38,260 --> 01:10:43,150
Like they say in English...
we need to "Up our game"!
1127
01:10:44,570 --> 01:10:49,490
Vimmi, the world is made up
of two kinds of people...
1128
01:10:49,770 --> 01:10:53,090
One - the ones who are mere spectators,
happy to just clap & cheer...
1129
01:10:53,290 --> 01:10:58,340
And two... those who not only play...
but also change the rules of the game!
1130
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:04,120
We need to stop being the 1st kind...
and become the 2nd kind.
1131
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,760
We need to change the game...
1132
01:11:07,110 --> 01:11:09,970
...and turn these two into spectators!
1133
01:11:10,410 --> 01:11:13,840
Make them dance to our tunes.
1134
01:11:14,410 --> 01:11:17,660
The original Bunty and Babli
is coming back!
1135
01:11:18,830 --> 01:11:19,720
Cheers.
1136
01:11:39,990 --> 01:11:42,950
Have you ever seen this much money?
1137
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:45,240
Not even in my dreams!
1138
01:11:46,820 --> 01:11:49,770
Man, it's making my head spin...
1139
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:58,610
Rakesh, they've only ever stolen
from thieves?
1140
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:01,140
Their conscience must be clean.
1141
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:03,850
True, but I'm sure they're having
a hard time believing...
1142
01:12:04,010 --> 01:12:05,370
...all that money is theirs...
1143
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:10,880
And when you lose belief, it starts
playing games with your mind!
1144
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,290
It's over!
1145
01:12:12,580 --> 01:12:14,210
It's time to bid farewell
to Bunty and Babli.
1146
01:12:14,420 --> 01:12:16,060
We need a clean slate!
1147
01:12:16,570 --> 01:12:17,520
What do you mean?
1148
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:21,470
We can fund my startup
with this money...
1149
01:12:21,710 --> 01:12:24,650
...and still have enough for money
for generations to come!
1150
01:12:25,110 --> 01:12:28,530
I read somewhere... there is always
a right time to exit a con!
1151
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:30,900
This is our 'right time'...
1152
01:12:31,490 --> 01:12:32,870
It's a neat idea...
1153
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,230
...but there's a problem.
1154
01:12:35,610 --> 01:12:42,570
We need a plan that makes them come
straight to us with their bags of cash!
1155
01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:45,460
Only then will Inspector Jatayu
will believe us.
1156
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:51,250
If we had all that money... what would
be going on in our heads right now?
1157
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,010
Cash payments above
200,000 are monitored...
1158
01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:56,170
...anonymous deposits
are virtually impossible.
1159
01:12:56,460 --> 01:13:00,470
And buying a car or property, etc.
could tip off the Income Tax guys.
1160
01:13:00,900 --> 01:13:02,310
Then let's put the money in this app?
1161
01:13:02,530 --> 01:13:03,950
But how we gonna fund it babe?
1162
01:13:04,110 --> 01:13:06,320
Hire people... pay salaries, etc?
1163
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:09,200
Paying in cash is a huge risk.
1164
01:13:09,660 --> 01:13:18,690
They'll have to launder this money to
be able to use it from a bank account.
1165
01:13:18,890 --> 01:13:19,930
I got an idea!
1166
01:13:20,220 --> 01:13:22,110
An old school con...
1167
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:26,490
They're good at playing
this sophisticated game...
1168
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:30,020
if we have to catch them, we need
to bring them down to our level!
1169
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:33,030
How are we going to launder
all of this money?
1170
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:35,470
There's got to be a way.
1171
01:13:36,010 --> 01:13:38,540
Let's put this money away
for the time being...
1172
01:13:38,780 --> 01:13:40,970
...and take a nice, long holiday.
1173
01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:44,170
We can find a solution
after we come back.
1174
01:13:49,420 --> 01:13:50,370
Now?
1175
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:55,310
You're not going to lose flab
in one day!
1176
01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:57,270
Have this protein shake.
1177
01:14:02,270 --> 01:14:06,670
This flab is a gift of the happy and
peaceful married life you've given me!
1178
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:11,940
Wait till you see the original Bunty.
1179
01:14:12,780 --> 01:14:16,380
They're not gonna know what hit them.
1180
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:29,530
That is a fine piece of work!
1181
01:14:29,730 --> 01:14:30,450
Damn right.
1182
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:34,620
Now let's party!
1183
01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,160
Oh yeah.
1184
01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:41,450
Love you!
1185
01:15:00,340 --> 01:15:01,650
Two lonely hearts.
1186
01:15:01,890 --> 01:15:03,220
Footlose and free.
1187
01:15:03,410 --> 01:15:04,580
Let's go on a spree.
1188
01:15:04,830 --> 01:15:06,350
Gotta do it now, anyhow!
1189
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:17,120
My heart's a tinderbox.
1190
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:18,740
Your mind... the matchbox.
1191
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,120
Abuzz... ablaze and carefree.
1192
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:21,840
Gotta make it now, anyhow!
1193
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,420
So hold me tight.
1194
01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:33,520
We only got tonight.
1195
01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:36,930
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1196
01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:39,800
is coochie coo. With you.
1197
01:15:40,040 --> 01:15:42,670
Love you... love you.
1198
01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:44,940
My heart's the field of gold.
1199
01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:46,090
You're the farmer too.
1200
01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:49,050
Love you... love you.
1201
01:15:49,350 --> 01:15:50,750
Imma spend every dime...
1202
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:52,300
every Saturday on you.
1203
01:15:52,470 --> 01:15:55,050
Love you... love you.
1204
01:15:55,310 --> 01:15:57,010
I wanna be the gloss...
1205
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,440
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1206
01:15:58,630 --> 01:16:01,280
Love you... love you.
1207
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:03,130
I wanna be the house.
1208
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:05,080
You come runnin home to!
1209
01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,490
GURDWARA. GURU NANAK DARBAR
1210
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:16,090
Greetings uncle!
1211
01:16:16,290 --> 01:16:17,210
Greetings.
1212
01:16:18,750 --> 01:16:21,840
You two... after all these years.
1213
01:16:22,510 --> 01:16:23,830
Everything alright?
1214
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,030
Yes.
1215
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:26,910
CHANGEZI RESTAURANT
1216
01:16:28,390 --> 01:16:29,730
Hey, Senor Mehmood!
1217
01:16:32,780 --> 01:16:34,480
Bunty-Babli!
1218
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,790
You guys are all over the news!
1219
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:38,580
Where you been all this time?
1220
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,810
Good look, huh.
1221
01:16:46,110 --> 01:16:47,570
- This is empty.
- This one too.
1222
01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:48,780
Only for now.
1223
01:16:49,050 --> 01:16:54,140
Just imagine our cut for helping the
government find its 2 Billion rupees!
1224
01:16:54,470 --> 01:16:58,150
So much cash it'll pop out
of these zips!
1225
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,930
I got you and you got me.
1226
01:17:08,090 --> 01:17:09,450
This ain't a game for three.
1227
01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:10,820
Yo paparazzi! Just let us be.
1228
01:17:10,990 --> 01:17:12,690
Gotta do it now, Anyhow!
1229
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,240
World ain't worth a dirty dime.
1230
01:17:20,430 --> 01:17:21,860
It's got no reason, or no rhyme.
1231
01:17:22,040 --> 01:17:23,150
But don't you ever be cross with me.
1232
01:17:23,330 --> 01:17:25,130
Gonna make it now, Anyhow!
1233
01:17:30,530 --> 01:17:33,330
Sing a song with me, swe-pea...
1234
01:17:33,770 --> 01:17:36,280
on Youtube... for everyone to see.
1235
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,920
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1236
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:42,530
is coochie coo. With you.
1237
01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:45,780
Love you... love you.
1238
01:17:45,990 --> 01:17:47,940
My heart's the field of gold.
1239
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:49,120
You're the farmer too.
1240
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:52,000
Love you... love you.
1241
01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:53,790
Imma spend every dime...
1242
01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:55,320
every Saturday on you.
1243
01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:58,000
Love you... love you.
1244
01:17:58,420 --> 01:17:59,960
I wanna be the gloss...
1245
01:18:00,170 --> 01:18:01,510
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1246
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,080
Love you... love you.
1247
01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,150
I wanna be the house.
1248
01:18:06,310 --> 01:18:07,990
You come runnin home to!
1249
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:15,590
POKER CLUB
1250
01:18:16,010 --> 01:18:19,670
Look Pappu...
all your favourite things!
1251
01:18:20,180 --> 01:18:22,820
Burger, French fries, Chowmein...
1252
01:18:23,340 --> 01:18:25,550
and your lemonade!
1253
01:18:26,740 --> 01:18:28,000
What do you want mom?
1254
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:32,770
I've heard you can find anyone
on the web...
1255
01:18:33,650 --> 01:18:35,280
Can you find them?
1256
01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,670
Don't need no candle light.
1257
01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:45,250
I'll light up that moon for you.
1258
01:18:45,450 --> 01:18:48,340
On my rooftop, I wanna hear you.
1259
01:18:48,540 --> 01:18:52,500
Sayin... I Love you.
1260
01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:00,720
Don't be shy, my baby blue.
1261
01:19:00,930 --> 01:19:03,040
lemme hear you...
1262
01:19:03,260 --> 01:19:05,340
say... love you. My baby blue.
1263
01:19:06,110 --> 01:19:08,670
I love you. My baby blue.
1264
01:19:09,570 --> 01:19:10,450
Say it.
1265
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:12,010
Sing it.
1266
01:19:12,670 --> 01:19:15,170
My name... I just wanna.
1267
01:19:15,980 --> 01:19:18,670
Hear you say.
1268
01:19:19,470 --> 01:19:22,230
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1269
01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:24,690
is coochie coo. With you.
1270
01:19:25,290 --> 01:19:27,960
Love you... love you.
1271
01:19:28,220 --> 01:19:30,160
My heart's the field of gold.
1272
01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,370
You're the farmer too.
1273
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,310
Love you... love you.
1274
01:19:34,590 --> 01:19:35,990
Imma spend every dime...
1275
01:19:36,150 --> 01:19:37,460
every Saturday on you.
1276
01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:39,870
Love you... love you.
1277
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:42,170
I wanna be the gloss...
1278
01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:43,750
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1279
01:19:44,020 --> 01:19:46,260
Love you... love you.
1280
01:19:46,790 --> 01:19:48,190
I wanna be the house.
1281
01:19:48,430 --> 01:19:49,700
You come runnin home to!
1282
01:19:56,150 --> 01:19:57,590
Love you.
1283
01:20:05,960 --> 01:20:08,820
Resort done... Beach done...
Church done...
1284
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:10,930
Let's go to that lighthouse!
1285
01:20:14,150 --> 01:20:15,300
Uncle, are you crazy?
1286
01:20:15,630 --> 01:20:16,660
Oh my God!
1287
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:18,610
Oh my God!
1288
01:20:19,250 --> 01:20:20,790
I am sorry... so sorry.
1289
01:20:21,070 --> 01:20:21,860
I'm scared.
1290
01:20:22,160 --> 01:20:25,430
I need to get somewhere urgently
and my car broke down!
1291
01:20:25,640 --> 01:20:27,400
So you'll just stand
in the middle of the road?
1292
01:20:27,610 --> 01:20:28,460
Baby calm down.
1293
01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:31,210
Sorry, please I need a lift...
it's close by.
1294
01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:34,540
I am Briganza, how do you do?
1295
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:37,260
Hello ma'am! hello!
Please help me?
1296
01:20:37,530 --> 01:20:39,590
Please, please help...
1297
01:20:40,000 --> 01:20:42,350
Thank you.
1298
01:20:43,410 --> 01:20:44,520
Dear Lord!
1299
01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:48,760
Sorry, sorry.
1300
01:20:50,300 --> 01:20:53,130
Just a sec... Lemme get that!
1301
01:20:55,360 --> 01:20:55,960
I'm done.
1302
01:20:57,430 --> 01:20:59,060
I'm sorry. Relax.
1303
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:07,130
Over to you Uncle.
1304
01:21:12,590 --> 01:21:14,410
EMPIRE PRINTING PRESS
1305
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,610
Yes, yes!
1306
01:21:24,350 --> 01:21:25,230
Where's he going?
1307
01:21:25,970 --> 01:21:27,790
Thank you!
1308
01:21:32,350 --> 01:21:33,880
Strange place, no?
1309
01:21:35,310 --> 01:21:37,470
And an even stranger man...
1310
01:21:37,870 --> 01:21:41,390
That's coz he's carrying
a bag full of cash...
1311
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,340
- Cash?
- Cash.
1312
01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:48,210
Greetings, Uncle.
1313
01:21:48,540 --> 01:21:49,640
Greetings, my son.
1314
01:21:55,600 --> 01:21:56,980
Hand it over.
1315
01:22:08,670 --> 01:22:11,210
The plot thickens!
1316
01:22:12,330 --> 01:22:13,320
Thank you.
1317
01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,600
He's here.
1318
01:22:19,390 --> 01:22:22,670
Oh my God!
What happened to the car?
1319
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,870
The tyre's punctured...
Won't be too long.
1320
01:22:25,060 --> 01:22:30,700
I'm so sorry to have caused
so much trouble to you guys.
1321
01:22:30,940 --> 01:22:33,030
Nothing like that!
Just some car trouble...
1322
01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:37,390
I'm not letting you two leave
without a drink... I'm buying, I insist.
1323
01:22:37,570 --> 01:22:39,270
No sir, we're very tired.
1324
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:42,070
You guys helped me out in a jam.
1325
01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:45,770
How can I leave you high and dry?
C'mon, I insist.
1326
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:52,060
You guys wouldn't have helped me
if I wasn't acting that crazy!
1327
01:22:52,610 --> 01:22:55,460
- Sir.
- Come on.
1328
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:58,760
I was meeting someone to launder
my money... abroad.
1329
01:23:02,270 --> 01:23:07,810
But isn't that risky to send
all that money out of the country?
1330
01:23:08,070 --> 01:23:11,740
Black money goes out...
and white money comes back in.
1331
01:23:13,120 --> 01:23:15,060
India's money should stay in India!
So nice thing, no?
1332
01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,220
I knew you could send
your money out...
1333
01:23:17,430 --> 01:23:20,200
...but bringing it back in,
doesn't sound right to me?
1334
01:23:21,090 --> 01:23:22,170
Lemme explain.
1335
01:23:22,710 --> 01:23:26,400
I get a 10 rupee note in exchange
for the cash I deposit here.
1336
01:23:26,740 --> 01:23:28,790
The number on this note is the code...
1337
01:23:29,130 --> 01:23:33,290
...which my man abroad will show
to collect the money.
1338
01:23:33,690 --> 01:23:37,590
The money laundering laws in these
tax havens are pretty lenient.
1339
01:23:37,960 --> 01:23:39,710
All you need a bank employee...
1340
01:23:39,970 --> 01:23:42,270
...who'll let you deposit this money
in your bank account!
1341
01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:43,370
COLOSSAL BANK LLP
1342
01:23:45,830 --> 01:23:47,360
What if we want to use this service?
1343
01:23:49,630 --> 01:23:58,700
This is a super secret network,
run by a dangerous man called Bhuller.
1344
01:23:59,220 --> 01:24:02,040
You need a code to become
a part of this network.
1345
01:24:02,360 --> 01:24:04,480
- Sir there must be some way.
- Yes sir, please!
1346
01:24:04,870 --> 01:24:06,190
Take the phone number.
1347
01:24:06,790 --> 01:24:08,020
They'll ask you for a code...
1348
01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:09,800
but you wont have one!
1349
01:24:11,250 --> 01:24:14,040
No worries. You can try.
1350
01:24:14,430 --> 01:24:16,070
INTERNET CALLING
1351
01:24:16,780 --> 01:24:17,890
It's ringing.
1352
01:24:20,210 --> 01:24:20,650
Hello.
1353
01:24:20,940 --> 01:24:22,760
Code and password?
1354
01:24:23,230 --> 01:24:25,650
Actually, I don't have one
but I was hoping that...
1355
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:30,140
They cut it. Let's try again.
1356
01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:31,570
INTERNET CALLING
1357
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:36,930
Code and password...
1358
01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,710
I don't have a code... But I've cash
more than what Bhuller can handle.
1359
01:24:42,710 --> 01:24:43,440
Drat!
1360
01:24:48,740 --> 01:24:51,010
Let's talk to the printing press uncle.
1361
01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:54,810
Hello.
1362
01:24:55,190 --> 01:24:56,710
Kill it, uncle!
1363
01:24:56,900 --> 01:24:59,460
Yes, alright... No problem.
1364
01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,440
How much longer do we follow him?
1365
01:25:45,010 --> 01:25:47,900
Let's see where the old man is going.
1366
01:25:53,700 --> 01:25:56,520
You've been following me
for the last 3 hours now...
1367
01:25:57,110 --> 01:25:59,100
...what do you want my child?
1368
01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,420
God is great.
1369
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:17,680
I'm just a courier my child...
1370
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:22,230
I hide their cash in wedding cards
and smuggle it into Delhi...
1371
01:26:23,280 --> 01:26:26,650
I don't know what happens
to the money after that.
1372
01:26:27,490 --> 01:26:31,030
It's not that easy to meet Mr. Bhuller.
1373
01:26:31,570 --> 01:26:34,090
Nothing comes easy
in the world does it?
1374
01:26:34,490 --> 01:26:37,980
But things can be made easier
by paying the right price.
1375
01:26:38,710 --> 01:26:40,040
What's your price?
1376
01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,560
2 million!
1377
01:26:49,540 --> 01:26:54,230
Sigh... you'll go back home tomorrow.
1378
01:26:54,460 --> 01:26:57,120
I couldn't even take you out
for a film or shopping!
1379
01:26:57,410 --> 01:26:59,930
Like you could afford
to take me out shopping?!
1380
01:27:00,150 --> 01:27:02,430
My pocket money is way more than yours!
1381
01:27:02,610 --> 01:27:03,490
Is it?
1382
01:27:14,620 --> 01:27:15,750
Is that good enough for you?
1383
01:27:16,010 --> 01:27:17,600
I won it at online poker.
1384
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,630
Wow.
1385
01:27:21,530 --> 01:27:25,190
What if it's you Mom? I can already
see her shoe flying at me!
1386
01:27:35,710 --> 01:27:36,830
You want sugar?
1387
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,670
No sweety... I'm diabetic.
1388
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,640
Rinku, I'll see you later.
1389
01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:47,430
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
1390
01:27:47,680 --> 01:27:49,360
- Bye, bye.
- Bye, bye.
1391
01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:02,720
Where are they?
1392
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:04,650
Mom and dad?
1393
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:09,260
I won't be looking for Nirav Modi
in your godforsaken town, would I?
1394
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:14,220
I'll tell you...
but what do I get in return?
1395
01:28:14,740 --> 01:28:15,880
Name your price.
1396
01:28:16,120 --> 01:28:20,710
Dad's promised me a mountain bike
if I score 90% in my exams.
1397
01:28:21,010 --> 01:28:21,740
So?
1398
01:28:22,050 --> 01:28:25,300
The thing is he can only get me
a bicycle.
1399
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:26,520
Right?
1400
01:28:26,690 --> 01:28:28,400
But I want a motorbike!
1401
01:28:29,260 --> 01:28:31,980
I even have the extra
50,000 to buy it...
1402
01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:38,350
But I'm not really gonna score 90%...
1403
01:28:39,870 --> 01:28:43,140
...unless I get question
papers beforehand.
1404
01:28:43,630 --> 01:28:47,570
And a cop can make
that happen easily, right?
1405
01:28:48,350 --> 01:28:50,430
Think about it, no pressure.
1406
01:28:50,760 --> 01:28:56,550
I'm thinking I'm gonna give
your parents a standing ovation...
1407
01:28:56,930 --> 01:29:00,360
...for the great achievement
of raising a talent like you!
1408
01:29:00,670 --> 01:29:01,190
Correct.
1409
01:29:02,450 --> 01:29:04,430
- So it's a deal?
- Come here.
1410
01:29:06,370 --> 01:29:07,290
Deal.
1411
01:29:07,570 --> 01:29:08,650
Listen carefully.
1412
01:29:08,870 --> 01:29:13,630
You need to report everything
you hear, to me.
1413
01:29:14,550 --> 01:29:20,140
You're now a special agent
of the police - Agent 007 Pappu!
1414
01:29:20,520 --> 01:29:24,450
Agent 007 Pappu!
1415
01:29:25,130 --> 01:29:29,900
Snap out of it...
where are your parents?
1416
01:29:30,610 --> 01:29:33,460
- Sir, Abu Dhabi!
- Abu Dhabi!
1417
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:54,600
Bhuller-Bhuller...
1418
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:56,970
This is Bobby Bhuller...
you know my game
1419
01:29:57,140 --> 01:29:59,850
India to Abu Dhabi,
they know my name
1420
01:30:00,050 --> 01:30:01,310
Man I am dripping with gold
1421
01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,880
My veins got ice,
1422
01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:04,290
but I'm hot and never nice
1423
01:30:04,440 --> 01:30:05,690
Remember my name
1424
01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,390
I'm the bank, I am the cash store
1425
01:30:08,620 --> 01:30:09,980
When I rain, it always pours!
1426
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:11,500
I delete all my foes
1427
01:30:11,900 --> 01:30:13,910
Bhuller keeps changing his location.
1428
01:30:14,480 --> 01:30:16,340
I've heard he's in Abu Dhabi
these days...
1429
01:30:16,600 --> 01:30:19,450
...at the Emirates Palace Hotel,
where he conducts his meetings...
1430
01:30:19,730 --> 01:30:23,850
...and then lunch with French
champagne and Beluga Caviar.
1431
01:30:24,150 --> 01:30:27,450
Sorry sir! Someone ordered
all our Beluga caviar.
1432
01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,120
Someone.
1433
01:30:34,850 --> 01:30:36,350
- Who?
- Them.
1434
01:30:48,980 --> 01:30:51,220
Baby, he's coming this way.
1435
01:30:51,410 --> 01:30:52,730
Start eating the caviar...
1436
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:53,850
What's the point?
1437
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:55,900
Let's just tell him we want
to launder our money?
1438
01:30:56,100 --> 01:31:00,560
He is the Pablo Escobar of this place
and we need to get his attention!
1439
01:31:00,940 --> 01:31:03,860
I want everything,
the food is delicious.
1440
01:31:04,140 --> 01:31:04,910
It's lovely.
1441
01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,060
The chef is good...
I want to give him something.
1442
01:31:08,100 --> 01:31:09,100
Indian?
1443
01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:14,450
No, I am Emirati. My girlfriend,
she Indian. Any problem?
1444
01:31:14,930 --> 01:31:17,110
Jasmine. You can call me J.
1445
01:31:20,860 --> 01:31:22,570
I've heard you are starving.
1446
01:31:23,710 --> 01:31:24,570
Pardon?
1447
01:31:24,810 --> 01:31:26,510
That caviar belongs to me.
1448
01:31:27,150 --> 01:31:28,160
This one?
1449
01:31:28,420 --> 01:31:32,720
Well right now it is on our table
so it belongs to the table.
1450
01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:36,050
You can join us if you want...
we don't mind.
1451
01:31:39,170 --> 01:31:40,170
Oops.
1452
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:44,380
Ye, what the fish... I am telling you
this man is a crazy!
1453
01:31:44,570 --> 01:31:46,740
This caviar cost 20 thousand Dirhams.
1454
01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:48,140
It's ok baby... it's fine.
1455
01:31:48,360 --> 01:31:50,100
Ok... I don't want to fight...
I don't want to fight.
1456
01:31:50,290 --> 01:31:51,270
Baby calm me down.
1457
01:31:51,490 --> 01:31:53,610
Take my hand, calm me down.
Calm me down.
1458
01:31:53,790 --> 01:31:58,680
No fight, no fight you are guest
in my country so I'll behave.
1459
01:32:01,230 --> 01:32:03,020
You better calm down...
1460
01:32:03,350 --> 01:32:07,550
...because no one can take
what belongs to Bhuller.
1461
01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,360
Be it Bhuller's cash...
1462
01:32:12,290 --> 01:32:14,040
...or Bhuller's caviar!
1463
01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:17,250
Waiter, put that on my tab.
1464
01:32:22,790 --> 01:32:24,580
Man, is this guy hot headed or what?!
1465
01:32:24,730 --> 01:32:26,920
Don't break character...
he could turn around.
1466
01:32:29,960 --> 01:32:31,370
Seems I did great!
1467
01:32:35,290 --> 01:32:37,860
I'm the girl in your dream,
I'm the queen
1468
01:32:38,180 --> 01:32:40,840
We're inseparable...
no one gets in between
1469
01:32:41,110 --> 01:32:44,230
A bit of Bubbly - an expert con
and a beauty
1470
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,370
She plays dirty,
cause her name is Cutie!
1471
01:32:47,650 --> 01:32:50,990
Mr. Bhuller's wife - Cutie Bhuller.
1472
01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:57,210
She loves horses, but she loves
winning even more.
1473
01:32:57,380 --> 01:32:58,310
Ready for auction!
1474
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:01,760
Here we go.
1475
01:33:01,940 --> 01:33:04,980
One, two, three!
1476
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:12,440
Next one up for auction
is thorough bred 'Thunder'.
1477
01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:19,480
Reserve price is 50,000 Dirham
with an increment of 5000.
1478
01:33:20,950 --> 01:33:22,320
Lovely.
1479
01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:27,230
55,000 once... 55000 twice...
1480
01:33:27,910 --> 01:33:28,830
60.
1481
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:31,370
We have another enthusiast.
1482
01:33:31,660 --> 01:33:32,780
60.
1483
01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:34,730
60,000 once...
1484
01:33:35,060 --> 01:33:37,110
here we go! 65.
1485
01:33:38,370 --> 01:33:44,300
Hey 70 - 80,000 incredible!
1486
01:33:45,190 --> 01:33:48,580
80... very good 90
1487
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:50,830
95,000.
1488
01:33:52,070 --> 01:33:53,050
A 100,000.
1489
01:33:53,550 --> 01:33:55,010
Unbelievable!
1490
01:33:55,350 --> 01:33:59,950
Bunty control the missus,
before there's a storm in the desert!
1491
01:34:02,370 --> 01:34:03,960
Tread lightly love...
1492
01:34:04,330 --> 01:34:07,090
...we'll be out in the streets
if we have to pay!
1493
01:34:10,670 --> 01:34:12,630
135,000 once...
1494
01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:14,680
140!!!
1495
01:34:15,770 --> 01:34:20,150
Vimmi, if this goes south,
they'll even take Pappu away from us!
1496
01:34:20,380 --> 01:34:23,550
140,000 once... 140,000...
145!
1497
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:26,280
Unbelievable! Oh my God!!!
1498
01:34:26,610 --> 01:34:27,920
150,000.
1499
01:34:28,290 --> 01:34:30,790
150,000 once... 150,000 twice...
1500
01:34:30,980 --> 01:34:31,940
Let's go.
1501
01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:33,770
150,000 thrice!
1502
01:34:34,040 --> 01:34:35,010
ABU DHABI EQUESTRIAN CLUB
1503
01:34:40,350 --> 01:34:43,030
Congratulations to the young man!
1504
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:46,490
When is the idiot going to show up.
1505
01:34:46,800 --> 01:34:48,230
He will.
1506
01:34:53,490 --> 01:34:54,460
He's here.
1507
01:34:57,630 --> 01:34:58,580
Ready?
1508
01:35:08,170 --> 01:35:09,460
- Sorry.
- Yes.
1509
01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:12,370
I took all your caviar the other day.
1510
01:35:12,730 --> 01:35:14,330
I sincerely apologies.
1511
01:35:14,780 --> 01:35:17,100
Please accept this humble gift.
1512
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:21,290
I gift you this beautiful horse.
1513
01:35:21,710 --> 01:35:22,460
Abdul?
1514
01:35:23,570 --> 01:35:29,740
Actually at 150,000 Dirham,
this horse is too cheap for me.
1515
01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:33,710
I think it suits you better.
Keep it.
1516
01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,330
Driver, drive!
1517
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:46,990
What did you do?
1518
01:35:47,220 --> 01:35:47,870
What?
1519
01:35:48,070 --> 01:35:50,840
This was our chance to reel them in!
1520
01:35:51,030 --> 01:35:51,980
Calm down Rakesh.
1521
01:35:52,170 --> 01:35:56,150
Sweety there's no honey trap...
if we ain't got any honey!
1522
01:35:56,380 --> 01:35:58,260
We need money to pull this off...
1523
01:35:58,470 --> 01:36:01,180
...that horse was worth
at least a 150,000!
1524
01:36:01,390 --> 01:36:05,440
We've already spent half of what Uncle
took from them... in the last 4 days!
1525
01:36:05,830 --> 01:36:09,150
Take a chill-pill Rakesh.
1526
01:36:10,170 --> 01:36:12,990
And don't forget this is Bhuller
they are trying to woo...
1527
01:36:13,240 --> 01:36:15,330
...not some street-level thug.
1528
01:36:15,810 --> 01:36:17,190
Let them struggle...
1529
01:36:17,650 --> 01:36:21,270
...soon they won't be giving us this
200,000... but the entire 2 billion!
1530
01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:36,420
There's whack jobs...
and there's WHACK JOBS!
1531
01:36:36,660 --> 01:36:38,310
Which ones are these?
1532
01:36:38,780 --> 01:36:39,790
I can't even.
1533
01:36:41,040 --> 01:36:44,430
Baby, if you're all done, can I try?
1534
01:36:45,570 --> 01:36:49,110
Of course... the times -
they are a changin'!
1535
01:36:49,350 --> 01:36:51,610
But what you gonna do?
1536
01:36:51,990 --> 01:36:56,180
Indian or Emirati. There's only one
weakness men have.
1537
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:00,950
We will be making an investment
in downtown.
1538
01:37:01,220 --> 01:37:02,870
- You get my files.
- Of course.
1539
01:37:03,330 --> 01:37:03,880
What?
1540
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:07,050
I'm paying you 500 Dirhams a day.
Order your own food.
1541
01:37:07,970 --> 01:37:09,060
This is mine.
1542
01:37:10,690 --> 01:37:11,880
Rakesh, listen.
1543
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:12,800
Yes, my queen?
1544
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:16,030
We've waited all morning.
Maybe they won't show up today.
1545
01:37:16,230 --> 01:37:18,630
Right. It's a wrap for today.
1546
01:37:19,050 --> 01:37:21,480
At least we'll save on this loose
change expenses.
1547
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:24,810
C'mon then... chop-chop.
Off you go.
1548
01:37:27,570 --> 01:37:30,650
It's time to get my money's worth.
1549
01:37:32,880 --> 01:37:36,290
Pappu, I promise I'll bring you
along next time.
1550
01:37:36,900 --> 01:37:41,510
Rakesh, my man... this is the life!
1551
01:37:53,220 --> 01:37:54,370
Attagirl!
1552
01:37:59,520 --> 01:38:02,400
There's a sight you don't see
in my hometown.
1553
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:05,940
Nothing could be harder,
1554
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:09,320
Blast from the 4x4 dancefloor,
1555
01:38:09,600 --> 01:38:12,330
Ever rising, awesome like parkour,
1556
01:38:13,290 --> 01:38:15,650
Jumping... its so easy,
my art form!
1557
01:38:15,990 --> 01:38:18,000
Can't believe they'd stoop this low!
1558
01:38:20,530 --> 01:38:21,710
She's headed right here!
1559
01:38:21,940 --> 01:38:25,130
Rakesh, you moron...
get out of there!
1560
01:38:30,610 --> 01:38:32,350
Play it cool Rakesh.
1561
01:38:37,470 --> 01:38:40,020
Swag on!
1562
01:38:44,530 --> 01:38:46,150
Where the hell is she going?
1563
01:38:52,290 --> 01:38:54,730
Mister Bhuller... right?
1564
01:38:55,110 --> 01:38:56,520
Rakesh, you rascal!
1565
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:59,100
Who's asking?
1566
01:39:00,030 --> 01:39:02,360
Wow! You're from India too?
1567
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:08,670
I've got some sunburn here...
but I can't reach it.
1568
01:39:09,290 --> 01:39:11,460
Can you please put this lotion on me?
1569
01:39:12,900 --> 01:39:14,070
Thank you!
1570
01:39:18,480 --> 01:39:21,540
If I do this, a shoe will
definitely fly into my face!
1571
01:39:23,670 --> 01:39:24,980
It's worth it!
1572
01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:28,930
Lotion!
1573
01:39:31,870 --> 01:39:36,420
Vimmi this brand might cost you
your husband!!!
1574
01:39:36,680 --> 01:39:40,200
Move aside you lifeguard...
how does this work?!
1575
01:39:41,070 --> 01:39:42,260
Yaaaa!
1576
01:39:48,330 --> 01:39:50,150
You have such a nice touch...
1577
01:39:50,620 --> 01:39:53,310
...and you're hands are so strong
Mr. Bhuller.
1578
01:39:54,420 --> 01:39:58,620
These hands have only been
checking tickets for 15 years...
1579
01:39:58,890 --> 01:40:00,500
...maybe it was all for this day.
1580
01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:10,950
I think I've seen you before.
1581
01:40:11,110 --> 01:40:12,510
That's right.
1582
01:40:12,750 --> 01:40:16,150
At the restaurant - the caviar...
and then at stud auction.
1583
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:17,270
Yes.
1584
01:40:17,650 --> 01:40:20,350
But you still showed
so much maturity.
1585
01:40:20,630 --> 01:40:24,790
I don't know maybe that's
why I like older men.
1586
01:40:25,030 --> 01:40:26,360
Like older man!!
1587
01:40:26,580 --> 01:40:27,720
Be careful!
1588
01:40:31,380 --> 01:40:32,520
Where are you lost?
1589
01:40:33,010 --> 01:40:34,710
The lotion's all done.
1590
01:40:35,630 --> 01:40:36,630
I have to go now.
1591
01:40:37,050 --> 01:40:38,020
Out of my way!
1592
01:40:38,310 --> 01:40:39,290
Watch out!
1593
01:40:45,440 --> 01:40:46,260
What the hell.
1594
01:40:46,520 --> 01:40:47,500
Okay bye.
1595
01:40:52,230 --> 01:40:54,000
Rakesh, you stupid oaf!
1596
01:40:55,130 --> 01:40:57,550
Man, I'm in some serious trouble!
1597
01:40:59,130 --> 01:41:01,470
She had sprained her back Vimmi.
1598
01:41:01,670 --> 01:41:03,540
I was putting the ointment
on her back!
1599
01:41:03,760 --> 01:41:07,100
I know she's a woman...
but we are all humans first!
1600
01:41:07,290 --> 01:41:11,270
Stop trying to con me Rakesh!
1601
01:41:11,690 --> 01:41:14,300
I'm not like the village belles
of your small town.
1602
01:41:14,720 --> 01:41:16,390
I'm the Iron Lady of Uttar Pradesh!
1603
01:41:16,790 --> 01:41:19,580
I can't believe I've left my kid alone
for your shenanigans.
1604
01:41:20,410 --> 01:41:21,380
My shenanigans?!
1605
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:22,760
Yes, yours!
1606
01:41:22,990 --> 01:41:27,440
And if you get on my nerves,
I'm gonna take Pappu and leave you!
1607
01:41:28,730 --> 01:41:31,560
Then you can dye your own hair
and wash your own underwear!
1608
01:41:31,980 --> 01:41:33,960
No more 'behind the scenes'.
1609
01:41:34,170 --> 01:41:36,300
I'm gonna be with you,
wherever you go!
1610
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:40,270
Lemme see how human you are after all.
1611
01:41:51,510 --> 01:41:53,100
- Excuse me, Miss?
- Yes sir.
1612
01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:54,330
How much is buffet?
1613
01:41:54,500 --> 01:41:57,380
It's 233 Dirhams per person plus tax!
1614
01:41:59,520 --> 01:42:00,640
Okay, for two people.
1615
01:42:00,930 --> 01:42:02,560
Ya, you can sit anywhere.
1616
01:42:02,860 --> 01:42:04,150
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
1617
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:05,660
Yes.
1618
01:42:05,960 --> 01:42:07,110
Bobby!
1619
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:10,780
- Hi.
- Hi.
1620
01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:13,530
What fresh hell is this?
1621
01:42:13,790 --> 01:42:14,650
You are here.
1622
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:17,950
And I was looking for you
on the sea front!
1623
01:42:19,090 --> 01:42:21,130
Uff... Nice suit.
1624
01:42:21,910 --> 01:42:22,540
Thanks.
1625
01:42:22,850 --> 01:42:24,580
God I have such a thing
for men in suits.
1626
01:42:26,030 --> 01:42:28,640
Nice... come lets have breakfast.
1627
01:42:29,330 --> 01:42:30,980
Come, don't be so so shy... come.
1628
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:33,550
Come sit.
1629
01:42:36,320 --> 01:42:38,680
You know my boyfriend
also wanted to apologies,
1630
01:42:38,870 --> 01:42:40,640
he has been feeling so bad.
1631
01:42:41,430 --> 01:42:45,170
He's a little jealous...
but who wouldn't be?
1632
01:42:45,350 --> 01:42:47,270
I mean we hit it off
straight away, right?
1633
01:42:47,920 --> 01:42:48,600
Right.
1634
01:42:49,350 --> 01:42:52,420
- Is your boyfriend Emirati?
- Yes.
1635
01:42:52,650 --> 01:42:53,990
- And you're Indian?
- Yes.
1636
01:42:54,170 --> 01:42:55,020
How come?
1637
01:42:55,470 --> 01:42:57,370
Oh my god, it's really funny story!
1638
01:42:57,610 --> 01:42:59,470
I was born in Ludhiana...
studied in London.
1639
01:42:59,630 --> 01:43:02,740
We met at Harrods one day.
Oh my God, its love at first site.
1640
01:43:02,990 --> 01:43:04,960
He was like..."babe you are mine..."
- I said okay.
1641
01:43:06,830 --> 01:43:09,800
That's all it took?
1642
01:43:10,610 --> 01:43:14,330
That's all it takes these days
you know.
1643
01:43:22,150 --> 01:43:23,120
What?
1644
01:43:23,550 --> 01:43:25,750
- Hi, meet my-
- I know who she is.
1645
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,170
Hi.
1646
01:43:27,730 --> 01:43:29,420
- And she is-
- Snooty Bhuller.
1647
01:43:29,690 --> 01:43:30,420
Sorry?
1648
01:43:30,630 --> 01:43:34,130
Cutie Bhuller...
why, what did you hear?
1649
01:43:34,980 --> 01:43:37,070
So cute! Please sit no?
1650
01:43:37,570 --> 01:43:39,510
It's so nice to meet you.
1651
01:43:39,950 --> 01:43:42,890
You are such a lucky woman
to have him as your husband.
1652
01:43:43,130 --> 01:43:46,700
Women must be falling over
each other to marry a man like him.
1653
01:43:49,240 --> 01:43:50,400
So handsome.
1654
01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:53,390
Morning, beautiful people...darling.
1655
01:43:55,470 --> 01:43:57,330
You know Bobby I was
just talking about you.
1656
01:43:57,510 --> 01:43:58,310
Love it.
1657
01:43:58,550 --> 01:44:02,140
You look like my morning butter...
wanna put you on bread and eat.
1658
01:44:04,610 --> 01:44:06,610
Sorry for the auction Sir... Ma'am.
1659
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:08,450
No, no... it's okay.
1660
01:44:10,330 --> 01:44:12,290
You are so kind hearted bobby.
1661
01:44:12,810 --> 01:44:15,240
We are here on a short trip...
we'll leave soon.
1662
01:44:15,500 --> 01:44:18,620
We would be really happy
if you accept the beautiful horse.
1663
01:44:19,050 --> 01:44:23,970
Ya please you should...
please, pretty please for me.
1664
01:44:24,830 --> 01:44:25,540
OKAY!
1665
01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:26,320
Okay.
1666
01:44:26,540 --> 01:44:27,650
Not okay!!!
1667
01:44:28,230 --> 01:44:29,180
Not okay?
1668
01:44:30,570 --> 01:44:33,310
What is this?!
Do you know who I am?
1669
01:44:33,750 --> 01:44:36,030
I'm the Money laundering Queen -
Cutie Bhuller!
1670
01:44:36,260 --> 01:44:41,730
I can move billions of dollars across
continents with a single phone call.
1671
01:44:42,330 --> 01:44:46,850
It takes people a lifetime
to even share a table with me...
1672
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:50,040
...and you think you
can just waltz in here?!
1673
01:44:50,300 --> 01:44:51,320
Get up!
1674
01:44:55,440 --> 01:44:58,000
You're making a scene Cutie.
1675
01:44:58,700 --> 01:44:59,910
Be quiet!
1676
01:45:00,400 --> 01:45:02,310
You think you're a bit stud?
1677
01:45:02,790 --> 01:45:07,800
Dude I from the Wild wild west
of India.
1678
01:45:08,120 --> 01:45:09,390
You're new money, aren't you?
1679
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,760
I can't see much of a pedigree here.
1680
01:45:12,990 --> 01:45:13,840
And you!
1681
01:45:14,630 --> 01:45:16,800
What's with this 'Bobby' nonsense?
1682
01:45:17,330 --> 01:45:20,290
Did nobody ever teach you
any manners?
1683
01:45:20,670 --> 01:45:22,610
- Actually...
- Shut it... or I'll shoot it!
1684
01:45:25,490 --> 01:45:26,720
Actually what?
1685
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:30,970
You thinks we are your "bffs"?!
1686
01:45:32,220 --> 01:45:35,700
Don't you get too smart...
or too familiar.
1687
01:45:38,310 --> 01:45:40,510
Bobby bloody Bhuller... It seems!
1688
01:45:48,380 --> 01:45:49,250
Fiery woman.
1689
01:45:49,510 --> 01:45:50,060
Yeah.
1690
01:45:50,290 --> 01:45:52,140
That's why I love her.
1691
01:45:52,500 --> 01:45:54,730
Let me rein her in a little.
1692
01:45:55,550 --> 01:45:56,400
Good day.
1693
01:45:56,560 --> 01:45:59,670
Good day! Ya, ya... you are the man.
Go get her.
1694
01:46:01,740 --> 01:46:04,700
Oh man... things just got complicated.
1695
01:46:05,210 --> 01:46:07,390
No... it just got bloody simple.
1696
01:46:07,610 --> 01:46:10,070
Bhuller lady just gave away
her identity.
1697
01:46:10,420 --> 01:46:12,370
We don't need these cons anymore...
1698
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:14,150
...from now on,
honesty is the best policy!
1699
01:46:14,330 --> 01:46:16,460
Well done baby. Let's go.
1700
01:46:17,060 --> 01:46:20,250
Vimmi-Vimmi, listen to me!
1701
01:46:21,090 --> 01:46:22,480
- Vimmi.
- What is it?
1702
01:46:22,850 --> 01:46:23,950
What was that?!
1703
01:46:24,140 --> 01:46:25,960
Why'd you have to make a scene?
1704
01:46:26,160 --> 01:46:27,140
I was managing it!
1705
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:29,650
What were you managing, Rakesh?
1706
01:46:30,000 --> 01:46:33,590
That chick's calling you 'Bobby' while
your wife's sitting right next to you!
1707
01:46:34,090 --> 01:46:35,900
If you're done with me...
with this marriage...
1708
01:46:36,080 --> 01:46:37,700
...just come out with it
and tell me.
1709
01:46:37,980 --> 01:46:41,690
My god Vimmi, you've lost your mind...
what are you saying?
1710
01:46:42,070 --> 01:46:43,240
I know what you're up.
1711
01:46:43,530 --> 01:46:46,850
You pretend like you care about our
brand, but I know what's going on!
1712
01:46:47,170 --> 01:46:49,890
You went off script with your character
so I changed our story.
1713
01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:52,690
Who says a man has to be
the Kingpin...
1714
01:46:52,910 --> 01:46:54,300
...why can't there be a Queen-pin?!
1715
01:46:54,470 --> 01:46:57,220
You think I'm acting funny?
1716
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:00,930
Why didn't you take the horse...
like we'd planned to!
1717
01:47:01,170 --> 01:47:03,890
We could've got going
then itself... But no!
1718
01:47:04,350 --> 01:47:06,380
You wanted to make things
'challenging'.
1719
01:47:06,660 --> 01:47:08,720
You didn't think they'll try
something else?
1720
01:47:09,010 --> 01:47:11,420
Go ahead... be the Queen-pin!
1721
01:47:11,620 --> 01:47:13,820
Lemme see how you lead this con,
I won't say a word.
1722
01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:16,980
Sure. I will lead... way better
than you ever did!
1723
01:47:17,210 --> 01:47:19,960
- Oh I can't wait to see!
- And see you will.
1724
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:29,690
Men will always be men.
Is the plan still on?
1725
01:47:30,380 --> 01:47:32,310
Why don't you go ask the Queen-pin?!
1726
01:47:33,120 --> 01:47:34,540
What's wrong with you?
1727
01:47:37,690 --> 01:47:39,500
Looks like the idiot just hit the fan!
1728
01:47:42,840 --> 01:47:45,420
Hi ma'am would you like to sample
our new cocktail please?
1729
01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:46,580
Is it free?
1730
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,790
Yes ma'am...
It's a sample!
1731
01:47:48,060 --> 01:47:49,140
Gimme a dozen.
1732
01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:51,010
Keep 5-6.
1733
01:47:53,550 --> 01:47:54,880
Thank you ma'am, enjoy!
1734
01:48:03,300 --> 01:48:04,410
Free samples, huh.
1735
01:48:05,520 --> 01:48:08,680
I doubt it tastes anything like
our drinks back home cutie ma'am.
1736
01:48:09,560 --> 01:48:12,650
One dressing down... and you've gone
from Arab Cocktails to Indian drinks.
1737
01:48:13,120 --> 01:48:14,520
If I'd gone 'Indian' straight up,
1738
01:48:14,700 --> 01:48:16,680
...you would have thrown
a slipper at my head.
1739
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:22,600
To be honest, I think all this
new money got to our heads.
1740
01:48:23,060 --> 01:48:27,000
We forgot our manners and our place.
1741
01:48:27,350 --> 01:48:31,790
Hope you can let bygones be bygones
and forgive our childishness?
1742
01:48:32,320 --> 01:48:33,290
A child?
1743
01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:35,680
As compared to you two.
1744
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:40,100
We tried hard to reach you
via Bobby sir, but all in vain.
1745
01:48:40,490 --> 01:48:43,190
We thought we could trick you
into helping us.
1746
01:48:43,700 --> 01:48:47,340
We need to launder
about 2 Billion rupees...
1747
01:48:47,800 --> 01:48:52,040
...but we were worried
you won't take us seriously.
1748
01:48:53,300 --> 01:48:54,830
This is our last try.
1749
01:48:55,090 --> 01:48:56,300
If you disapprove,
1750
01:48:56,510 --> 01:48:59,060
I swear we will never show
our faces again.
1751
01:48:59,860 --> 01:49:03,100
Sorry for all the trouble...
and thank you Ma'am!
1752
01:49:07,680 --> 01:49:10,960
I appreciate the honesty,
what state are you from?
1753
01:49:12,130 --> 01:49:13,760
Uttar Pradesh Ma'am... In the north.
1754
01:49:14,170 --> 01:49:15,930
That makes us neighbours.
1755
01:49:16,910 --> 01:49:19,300
Let's meet for dinner tomorrow
at my suite.
1756
01:49:19,520 --> 01:49:20,830
Get your baby too.
1757
01:49:21,020 --> 01:49:23,940
So... Is that a 'Yes'?
1758
01:49:24,270 --> 01:49:26,400
- Dinner. Tomorrow night.
- Okay.
1759
01:49:26,590 --> 01:49:28,220
I don't feel like working right now.
1760
01:49:28,590 --> 01:49:31,230
I am working on my tan.
1761
01:49:31,730 --> 01:49:35,730
Can I just say,
how perfect that tan is! Okay.
1762
01:49:36,740 --> 01:49:39,150
I'll see you at the party.
1763
01:49:40,590 --> 01:49:41,910
Thank you, ma'am.
1764
01:49:48,390 --> 01:49:49,010
Cheers.
1765
01:49:49,280 --> 01:49:53,440
My friends... this world has
two kinds of people.
1766
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:55,960
One - the kinds who walk a straight...
1767
01:49:56,190 --> 01:49:58,040
...honest path and sleep
peacefully at night.
1768
01:49:58,230 --> 01:50:01,200
And Two - the kinds
who take the crooked...
1769
01:50:01,400 --> 01:50:04,780
...twisted path and live as
if every night is their last.
1770
01:50:05,470 --> 01:50:08,190
We belong to the second kind...
1771
01:50:09,220 --> 01:50:12,140
...and soon you guys will too.
1772
01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:16,090
So let's party like this literally
is the last night of your free lives!
1773
01:50:16,380 --> 01:50:18,940
Like there's no tomorrow.
1774
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,340
Well said!
1775
01:50:22,900 --> 01:50:25,550
You're going off track
and headed for a crash.
1776
01:50:26,420 --> 01:50:29,830
Stop over acting.
They are already sold.
1777
01:50:30,330 --> 01:50:31,580
Give me a minute Vimmi.
1778
01:50:32,100 --> 01:50:33,020
Vimmi?
1779
01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:37,260
Isn't her name Cutie?
Cutie Bhuller?
1780
01:50:37,700 --> 01:50:38,250
No.
1781
01:50:40,160 --> 01:50:44,990
She's Vimmi, and I am Rakesh
from Fursatganj, Uttar Pradesh.
1782
01:50:45,820 --> 01:50:49,950
It's the money laundering that
made us Bobby and Cutie Bhuller.
1783
01:50:51,540 --> 01:50:52,480
Right Cutie?
1784
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:57,030
Have you guys heard
of Bunty and Babli?
1785
01:50:57,770 --> 01:50:59,950
No, who're they?
1786
01:51:01,090 --> 01:51:03,920
Legends... also from small
town India. Like us.
1787
01:51:04,470 --> 01:51:05,600
So what?
1788
01:51:05,830 --> 01:51:08,470
All this money...
we haven't earned it -
1789
01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:13,170
we ripped off a corrupt politician doing
what we learnt from Bunty and Babli.
1790
01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:19,340
I bet that's what these real
Bunty and Babli would've done!
1791
01:51:20,460 --> 01:51:22,680
Where is it now?
1792
01:51:23,220 --> 01:51:23,910
Who?
1793
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:24,870
THAT.
1794
01:51:25,910 --> 01:51:28,500
Oh... the cash is safe back home.
1795
01:51:29,150 --> 01:51:31,320
We can get it where you say
at 2 days notice.
1796
01:51:31,730 --> 01:51:33,370
Get the money to Delhi.
1797
01:51:33,890 --> 01:51:35,710
Done! Where in Delhi?
1798
01:51:36,330 --> 01:51:39,310
Bobby, where in Delhi?
1799
01:51:47,960 --> 01:51:49,450
Ma'am, your grace too.
1800
01:51:50,240 --> 01:51:51,150
Sure.
1801
01:51:52,160 --> 01:51:54,470
To our under construction building.
1802
01:51:54,670 --> 01:51:56,620
Cheers... once more, for 2 Billion!
1803
01:51:56,920 --> 01:51:57,710
Cheers!
1804
01:52:08,370 --> 01:52:09,340
2 Billion?
1805
01:52:09,910 --> 01:52:11,280
Just imagine!
1806
01:52:11,590 --> 01:52:14,010
I feel like you deserve a cut too.
1807
01:52:14,500 --> 01:52:16,520
What am I going to do with 2000?
1808
01:52:16,910 --> 01:52:20,050
At best I'll take the whole class for
snacks... and turn into Mr. Popular!
1809
01:52:20,250 --> 01:52:21,720
You need to think big Pappu.
1810
01:52:22,060 --> 01:52:24,500
What then? 200,000?
1811
01:52:25,660 --> 01:52:26,430
Come on!
1812
01:52:27,460 --> 01:52:28,750
How much then?
1813
01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:34,000
You're the heir apparent boy...
1814
01:52:35,470 --> 01:52:38,440
...you deserve at least 20 million!
1815
01:52:39,050 --> 01:52:43,380
007. Always think big! How much?
1816
01:52:43,730 --> 01:52:44,970
20 million!
1817
01:52:45,340 --> 01:52:48,300
Pappu's 20 million!
1818
01:52:48,900 --> 01:52:49,960
20 bloody million!
1819
01:52:50,440 --> 01:52:54,140
I want 20 million...
I'm the heir apparent!
1820
01:52:54,830 --> 01:52:55,770
Moron!
1821
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:58,170
Okay... I'll make do with 2000 then.
1822
01:52:58,400 --> 01:53:01,050
- Do want 2000 slaps instead?
- No mummy, I'm sorry!
1823
01:53:01,270 --> 01:53:03,240
It'll be a miracle if you pass
your mid terms!
1824
01:53:03,510 --> 01:53:04,960
20 million slaps you'll get.
1825
01:53:05,560 --> 01:53:08,090
Yo, Mr. Bobby Bhuller...
can we leave?
1826
01:53:08,250 --> 01:53:10,300
We have a train to catch!
Hurry up!
1827
01:53:10,610 --> 01:53:12,830
DELHI - INDIA
1828
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:19,770
Is this okay?
1829
01:53:21,860 --> 01:53:22,770
Yes!
1830
01:53:27,980 --> 01:53:30,400
They'll get here first...
and then Jatayu will.
1831
01:53:30,990 --> 01:53:35,350
Till then we will have
all the proof we need.
1832
01:53:35,950 --> 01:53:37,250
Except for one thing.
1833
01:53:37,880 --> 01:53:38,600
What?
1834
01:53:39,350 --> 01:53:44,770
I've seen you get fresh with that pretty
young thing... these last few days.
1835
01:53:45,750 --> 01:53:49,340
Tell me straight up Rakesh,
if our love is one-sided now.
1836
01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:54,660
Here I am trying to stay in shape...
dolling up every day,
1837
01:53:54,850 --> 01:53:59,260
wearing Sabyasachi knock offs...
these blow drys.
1838
01:53:59,630 --> 01:54:02,690
Make up and what not!
Who do you think it's for?
1839
01:54:03,050 --> 01:54:06,880
Who do you think I paint
these stars on my nails for?!
1840
01:54:07,150 --> 01:54:09,200
I can't believe we're still
discussing this!?
1841
01:54:09,430 --> 01:54:11,900
I need an answer Rakesh!
1842
01:54:12,490 --> 01:54:15,240
Tell me, are you bored of me?!
1843
01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:17,310
Be honest. I won't feel bad.
1844
01:54:17,500 --> 01:54:18,810
Yes, I'm bored!
1845
01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:23,700
I'm bored with your constant
unhappiness!
1846
01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:29,200
Do you remember the last time
you smiled at me?
1847
01:54:29,770 --> 01:54:32,550
You know these cons
are like a game of poker...
1848
01:54:32,970 --> 01:54:36,540
...you can't let on when you
are bluffing, if you want to win.
1849
01:54:37,190 --> 01:54:39,920
All I did was stay in character Vimmi.
1850
01:54:41,650 --> 01:54:46,170
God knows I've never breached
protocol in the last 15 years.
1851
01:54:47,710 --> 01:54:49,650
I may sway to a beat here there...
1852
01:54:49,930 --> 01:54:53,510
...but you're the only song
in my heart Vimmi Trivedi!
1853
01:54:54,870 --> 01:54:57,350
Is that true?
Swear on Pappu?
1854
01:54:57,780 --> 01:55:02,710
I swear... on Pappu, our railway colony
and by every person in our entire town!
1855
01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:09,050
I am sorry!
1856
01:55:09,710 --> 01:55:10,670
What?
1857
01:55:11,510 --> 01:55:13,870
I said I'm sorry. Idiot.
1858
01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:18,840
Better get warmed up now.
1859
01:55:19,530 --> 01:55:23,060
We need to get our revenge
before Jatayu Singh gets here.
1860
01:55:55,620 --> 01:55:56,660
Got the cash?
1861
01:55:57,110 --> 01:55:59,080
- It's in the car.
- Show me the bags!
1862
01:56:09,690 --> 01:56:11,210
Load them in the car.
1863
01:56:25,060 --> 01:56:28,220
All your money will be transferred
to a foreign bank account by tomorrow.
1864
01:56:28,630 --> 01:56:29,570
Thanks.
1865
01:56:30,410 --> 01:56:32,350
- Thank you sir.
- You can go.
1866
01:56:51,220 --> 01:56:52,250
Kunal.
1867
01:57:04,550 --> 01:57:07,080
Get up my child.
1868
01:57:09,100 --> 01:57:18,520
Are you wondering why your whole
world has just turned upside down?
1869
01:57:21,570 --> 01:57:24,630
I designed that Bunty and Babli
calling card.
1870
01:57:25,060 --> 01:57:27,330
I selected the colour, it's scheme...
1871
01:57:27,480 --> 01:57:29,380
...and each and every
detail like... what's it called?
1872
01:57:29,570 --> 01:57:32,820
- Font.
- Yes, the font! I chose that.
1873
01:57:33,530 --> 01:57:38,810
And this name, Bunty and Babli,
that you've been parading around...
1874
01:57:39,010 --> 01:57:41,660
...was the result of our brilliance.
1875
01:57:42,130 --> 01:57:47,210
You small time thugs thought
you could replace us?!
1876
01:57:47,560 --> 01:57:50,880
You thought you could just
mooch off our brand...
1877
01:57:51,060 --> 01:57:53,050
...by plastering it wherever
you feel like?
1878
01:57:53,320 --> 01:57:56,710
Now we'll plaster your faces
on tomorrow's papers.
1879
01:57:57,420 --> 01:57:58,920
Jatayu Singh will be here any moment.
1880
01:57:59,140 --> 01:58:01,710
You're looking at a minimum
of 10 years.
1881
01:58:02,130 --> 01:58:04,890
Not to mention what Mrs. Lovely
will do with you.
1882
01:58:05,250 --> 01:58:09,960
Get ready to rot in jail.
1883
01:58:11,120 --> 01:58:14,700
So you guys are the real
Bunty and Babli?
1884
01:58:16,030 --> 01:58:16,800
Word.
1885
01:58:18,060 --> 01:58:20,900
Damn! We shouldn't have done this.
1886
01:58:21,120 --> 01:58:22,200
Wait, I'll handle this.
1887
01:58:22,390 --> 01:58:25,540
I knew we were going to get caught
one day... if we keep doing it!
1888
01:58:25,710 --> 01:58:26,680
Lemme talk.
1889
01:58:26,860 --> 01:58:29,230
I should've never agreed
to your stupid idea...
1890
01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:32,200
I should have just said 'No'
to doing it one last time as well!
1891
01:58:32,460 --> 01:58:33,600
Just calm down Sonia.
1892
01:58:33,790 --> 01:58:35,020
You're asking me to calm down?!
1893
01:58:35,250 --> 01:58:36,880
I have a single mother dude.
1894
01:58:37,150 --> 01:58:38,590
How is she gonna live without me?!
1895
01:58:38,900 --> 01:58:40,560
Stop this fake drama.
1896
01:58:41,910 --> 01:58:44,840
We have used this same
sad story many time!
1897
01:58:48,550 --> 01:58:50,620
We don't do this because we enjoy it.
1898
01:58:52,220 --> 01:58:54,450
Anybody who breaks the law,
does it for a reason.
1899
01:58:54,730 --> 01:58:56,730
For some it's revenge, greed,
or ambition.
1900
01:58:56,900 --> 01:58:58,480
Ours, was frustration.
1901
01:58:59,490 --> 01:59:03,450
India runs on a special fuel...
that's unique only to us -
1902
01:59:03,970 --> 01:59:05,580
we call it 'Jugaad' or cutting corners.
1903
01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:09,030
Dad couldn't afford a private hospital
for my birth.
1904
01:59:09,230 --> 01:59:12,670
He first needed 'Jugaad' for a hospital
bed in a government hospital.
1905
01:59:13,200 --> 01:59:15,010
And then for admission
in an English medium school
1906
01:59:15,200 --> 01:59:16,260
for a special tutor.
1907
01:59:16,410 --> 01:59:18,160
Jugaad to get me into
the local Cricket team...
1908
01:59:18,360 --> 01:59:20,570
...he used this jugaad to even
get me internet on my phone!
1909
01:59:22,510 --> 01:59:24,220
I saw him cut corners all his life...
1910
01:59:24,950 --> 01:59:26,660
...and grew up thinking.
1911
01:59:27,130 --> 01:59:30,960
Maybe this is the only way - Jugaad!
1912
01:59:32,210 --> 01:59:34,250
This same jugaad got me
to an engineering college...
1913
01:59:34,530 --> 01:59:38,890
...but even there I couldn't get by
a single day without cutting corners.
1914
01:59:39,630 --> 01:59:43,640
In spite of hundreds of thousands in fees
and tall claims of "job security".
1915
01:59:44,140 --> 01:59:48,610
Not even 20% of the graduates
get a job.
1916
01:59:48,960 --> 01:59:50,460
And then some survey
will declare that...
1917
01:59:50,630 --> 01:59:52,990
90% of graduates are unfit
for employment!
1918
01:59:53,510 --> 01:59:55,560
But does anyone stop to ask
why is that so?
1919
01:59:55,860 --> 01:59:57,850
And why doesn't it change?
1920
02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:04,330
My graduation had wiped out
my parents' savings.
1921
02:00:04,840 --> 02:00:07,320
I didn't know what to do.
1922
02:00:07,990 --> 02:00:10,740
When it occurred to me if the system
is designed to steal from us...
1923
02:00:11,160 --> 02:00:13,550
...why not con the system itself?
1924
02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:16,770
And that's why we decided we're
going to con agents of this 'jugaad'
1925
02:00:16,990 --> 02:00:18,940
and expose the system for what it is...
1926
02:00:19,200 --> 02:00:20,980
...and in the process,
fulfil our own dreams.
1927
02:00:21,190 --> 02:00:22,740
Tell me what exactly
did we do wrong?
1928
02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:30,830
We grew up listening Bunty and Babli's
exploits... on TV and newspapers.
1929
02:00:31,150 --> 02:00:34,260
As soon as we graduated,
you became our role models.
1930
02:00:36,140 --> 02:00:39,550
We thought, like you guys,
we too will never get caught.
1931
02:00:41,110 --> 02:00:43,980
We only keep 10% of the money
we make... and give away the rest.
1932
02:00:45,250 --> 02:00:49,910
We forgot that our misdeeds are bound
to catch up with us one day.
1933
02:00:52,520 --> 02:00:55,190
So here we are... and our money.
1934
02:00:56,020 --> 02:00:58,100
You can do what you want with us.
1935
02:01:02,330 --> 02:01:06,430
Vimmi, the world is made up
of two kinds of people.
1936
02:01:07,260 --> 02:01:11,000
One - The kinds who sidestep a pothole
on the road and move on with their life.
1937
02:01:11,340 --> 02:01:14,980
Two - The kind that stops...
and asks who did this?
1938
02:01:15,270 --> 02:01:17,950
For what joy?
And when will it be filled?
1939
02:01:18,820 --> 02:01:22,930
And there's a third kind... people
like you, who can see the pothole...
1940
02:01:23,150 --> 02:01:25,350
...and yet feel the urge
to fall into it!
1941
02:01:26,650 --> 02:01:29,040
Stop being such a softie Rakesh.
1942
02:01:33,320 --> 02:01:35,460
Didn't we also get cheated
by the same system?
1943
02:01:35,610 --> 02:01:37,630
That's why we became Bunty and Babli.
1944
02:01:37,840 --> 02:01:44,880
I believe if they are repentant, they
should get a chance to make amends.
1945
02:01:47,870 --> 02:01:50,480
Isn't that the same thing
Inspector Dashrath Singh did for us?
1946
02:01:51,220 --> 02:01:52,630
Remember Vimmi?
1947
02:01:53,120 --> 02:01:56,860
You know I get emotional
when you talk about Dashrath uncle.
1948
02:02:17,900 --> 02:02:20,140
What the hell is this?
Where are those two?
1949
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:22,090
Sir they fooled us and fled!
1950
02:02:23,270 --> 02:02:26,140
But we've recovered the money...
the entire 2 Billion.
1951
02:02:26,510 --> 02:02:27,920
It's in that van.
1952
02:02:30,490 --> 02:02:33,350
They fooled you and fled...
but left all their money behind?
1953
02:02:33,980 --> 02:02:36,060
Can you explain that rubbish logic?
1954
02:02:36,770 --> 02:02:39,050
As soon as they heard
Jatayu Singh is coming...
1955
02:02:39,250 --> 02:02:41,980
they started shivering in their pants
and scampered away!
1956
02:02:42,570 --> 02:02:47,460
Vimmi dear... that's a great story
for stoking my ego...
1957
02:02:48,940 --> 02:02:51,670
but as far as logic goes...
that is complete poppycock!
1958
02:02:54,270 --> 02:02:56,530
You can go ahead and check the van.
1959
02:03:00,180 --> 02:03:04,700
Incredible! Flabbergasting...
Mind blasting!!!
1960
02:03:05,620 --> 02:03:08,970
Katrina, Priyanka, Bipasha has
replaced Gandhi on the notes!
1961
02:03:09,540 --> 02:03:12,560
These notes look fake.
1962
02:03:13,230 --> 02:03:18,560
Dear Former Bunty, they don't
just look fake, they are fake!
1963
02:03:19,430 --> 02:03:20,950
They've fooled us again!
1964
02:03:23,310 --> 02:03:25,690
But I checked the 3 bags myself...
1965
02:03:26,000 --> 02:03:28,740
I told you... You've gone soft.
1966
02:03:28,980 --> 02:03:33,060
If you can fool them for 30 days
by thinking like them...
1967
02:03:33,460 --> 02:03:36,680
...then why can't they do the same
to you and fool you with 3 bags?
1968
02:03:36,990 --> 02:03:39,540
There's real currency
on the surface...
1969
02:03:39,880 --> 02:03:41,210
...but the bags are full of fake notes.
1970
02:03:41,480 --> 02:03:42,760
I know Gupta.
1971
02:03:43,270 --> 02:03:44,950
What about the video recording?
1972
02:03:45,340 --> 02:03:51,990
I deleted the video
after we let them go.
1973
02:03:53,140 --> 02:03:54,350
What could we do?
1974
02:03:54,640 --> 02:03:56,370
We thought they were repentant...
1975
02:03:56,580 --> 02:03:58,480
...and wanted to give them
a chance to make amends.
1976
02:03:58,780 --> 02:03:59,800
Are you a court judge?
1977
02:04:00,440 --> 02:04:02,820
Or the police?
1978
02:04:03,280 --> 02:04:05,630
Who gave you the goddamn
right to decide?
1979
02:04:06,090 --> 02:04:07,860
Tell, me who gave you the right?
1980
02:04:08,280 --> 02:04:10,440
Um... Even Dashrath Singh...
1981
02:04:10,630 --> 02:04:12,030
Not a word. He's retired now.
1982
02:04:12,210 --> 02:04:14,370
The phone's ringing.
1983
02:04:15,360 --> 02:04:15,940
UNKNOWN NUMBER
1984
02:04:17,140 --> 02:04:18,170
Who is it?
1985
02:04:21,900 --> 02:04:23,660
Greetings Mr. Bunty... and Mrs. Babli
1986
02:04:23,930 --> 02:04:26,220
Just tell me where you are,
you rascal?
1987
02:04:26,510 --> 02:04:30,340
If I see you I am going to make sure you
won't be able to greet anyone again!
1988
02:04:30,620 --> 02:04:33,830
I know you guys are pissed about
the fake notes, but think about it.
1989
02:04:34,120 --> 02:04:41,030
How could we pass on the chance
to scam the real Bunty and Babli?!
1990
02:04:41,350 --> 02:04:44,760
You're telling me, you knew we were
the real Bunty and Babli, all along?
1991
02:04:45,160 --> 02:04:47,730
When you took your wallet out
on the night of the party.
1992
02:04:54,800 --> 02:04:56,560
I saw something I wasn't meant to.
1993
02:04:56,780 --> 02:04:58,290
You can't handle your drink.
1994
02:04:58,500 --> 02:05:02,410
It was nice to see you still carry your
calling card even after all these years.
1995
02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:06,310
And that hour long rant about Jugaad
and the system... was all a farce?
1996
02:05:06,720 --> 02:05:12,700
No. We did get a little too greedy
and selfish about our aspirations,
1997
02:05:13,160 --> 02:05:15,770
when we landed this kind of money.
1998
02:05:16,220 --> 02:05:19,700
But then we recollected the reason that
inspired us to become Bunty and Babli.
1999
02:05:19,980 --> 02:05:23,210
And so, in the interest of the general
public, we're re-entering the game.
2000
02:05:23,710 --> 02:05:25,520
There's no point coming after us...
2001
02:05:25,730 --> 02:05:27,270
...because we ain't getting
caught again!
2002
02:05:27,490 --> 02:05:28,980
So don't waste your time.
2003
02:05:29,170 --> 02:05:31,270
- Take care and sleep tight!
- Take care.
2004
02:05:36,440 --> 02:05:40,270
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli..!
2005
02:05:41,740 --> 02:05:45,810
You have once again besmirched
your own good name...as well as mine.
2006
02:05:46,290 --> 02:05:49,160
I was wrong... you guys are useless!
2007
02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,360
Please return to your domestic life...
2008
02:05:51,810 --> 02:05:54,870
...and look after that ticking time
bomb of a child that you've birthed.
2009
02:05:55,260 --> 02:05:58,090
I'm afraid his antics are going
to leave both of you behind.
2010
02:05:58,580 --> 02:05:59,270
Out!
2011
02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:00,760
- Gupta.
- Sir.
2012
02:06:00,990 --> 02:06:02,010
Leave them.
2013
02:06:15,590 --> 02:06:16,690
ONE WEEK LATER
2014
02:06:16,910 --> 02:06:18,040
- Rakesh!!!
- "Why... and How?!"
2015
02:06:18,530 --> 02:06:19,810
That is the question
everyone's asking.
2016
02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:21,220
Rakesh! Come fast.
2017
02:06:21,420 --> 02:06:25,330
"Orphanages across the country
have received...
2018
02:06:25,600 --> 02:06:29,970
...a mamoth deposit totalling
1.8 Billion rupees.
2019
02:06:30,320 --> 02:06:36,670
From none other than the master
fraudsters - Bunty and Babli!
2020
02:06:37,210 --> 02:06:39,800
This money was transferred from
an account registered in Abu Dhabu...
2021
02:06:39,990 --> 02:06:43,120
...under their name -
Bunty-Babli and Co.
2022
02:06:43,420 --> 02:06:46,120
- No one knows why..."
- There's a courier for you.
2023
02:06:46,480 --> 02:06:50,300
Did you open the envelope Pappu?
2024
02:06:52,460 --> 02:06:54,610
Tickets to Abu Dhabi.
2025
02:07:05,500 --> 02:07:07,950
Greeting again...
Mr. Bunty and Mrs. Babli!
2026
02:07:12,010 --> 02:07:14,440
Your plan was outstanding!
2027
02:07:18,400 --> 02:07:20,430
If we hand this money to Jatayu,
2028
02:07:20,740 --> 02:07:22,750
it's going to land up
in some minister's safe...
2029
02:07:22,940 --> 02:07:24,870
...or some business tycoon's
going to use it...
2030
02:07:25,420 --> 02:07:27,670
...to defraud the people
and run away.
2031
02:07:30,390 --> 02:07:34,540
5% brand licensing fees
with perpetuity, is that too much?
2032
02:07:34,780 --> 02:07:35,720
Perpetu... What?
2033
02:07:36,180 --> 02:07:37,660
Perpetuity...
2034
02:07:37,950 --> 02:07:41,460
They pay us, as long as
they use the brand.
2035
02:07:45,700 --> 02:07:50,050
The police are on their way...
you have two options right now.
2036
02:07:50,380 --> 02:07:52,690
Option A, surrender and repent.
2037
02:07:53,010 --> 02:07:56,220
Or option B, do as we say.
2038
02:07:56,760 --> 02:08:00,300
Whatever you do,
just remember one thing...
2039
02:08:01,180 --> 02:08:04,290
...there hasn't been a day
in the last few years...
2040
02:08:04,660 --> 02:08:07,460
...when we haven't regretted
giving up being Bunty and Babli.
2041
02:08:09,140 --> 02:08:12,920
Mehmood, doesn't your son
own a printing press in Delhi?
2042
02:08:13,560 --> 02:08:17,000
We need 40 kilos of recycled paper
and 5 kilos of Monopoly notes.
2043
02:08:17,190 --> 02:08:20,180
Wait! If we con you, then we ought
to have known all along...
2044
02:08:20,400 --> 02:08:21,990
...that you are the real
Bunty and Babli!
2045
02:08:22,330 --> 02:08:23,110
That's right.
2046
02:08:23,470 --> 02:08:25,280
Why else would we carry
fake currency notes?
2047
02:08:25,620 --> 02:08:29,920
You'll say that you saw this
calling card in my wallet...
2048
02:08:30,740 --> 02:08:32,930
...on the night of the party.
2049
02:08:34,830 --> 02:08:37,200
Working with you guys was a joy!
2050
02:08:37,680 --> 02:08:40,050
We've transferred your 5%
to your account...
2051
02:08:40,230 --> 02:08:42,730
...and mailed the account number
to Vimmi's email id.
2052
02:08:43,000 --> 02:08:45,620
I hope you guys liked
our company name?
2053
02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:49,760
Would have been nicer if you called it.
2054
02:08:51,240 --> 02:08:55,400
"The original Bunty-Babli and company"!
2055
02:08:59,650 --> 02:09:03,160
That is that!
What's next for you guys?
2056
02:09:04,030 --> 02:09:05,990
Didn't you guys say,
not a single passes...
2057
02:09:06,340 --> 02:09:10,790
...when you don't regret
giving up 'Bunty and Babli'.
2058
02:09:12,900 --> 02:09:14,390
We don't want that feeling.
2059
02:09:14,770 --> 02:09:16,860
So we're going to keep doing this.
2060
02:09:17,110 --> 02:09:19,520
The world has seen Bunty and Babli 2.0.
2061
02:09:20,520 --> 02:09:23,120
What do you guys think
about a Bunty and Babli 4.0?
2062
02:09:27,510 --> 02:09:30,740
Loan frauds in the Indian banking
system have become a menace...
2063
02:09:31,200 --> 02:09:34,760
...and the employees in-charge
are responsible for a bulk of it.
2064
02:09:35,560 --> 02:09:38,000
HBC - Hindustan Banking Corporation.
Raman Kochhar - Managing Director
2065
02:09:38,230 --> 02:09:41,200
Your consortium has been awarded
the contract to build the highway,
2066
02:09:41,600 --> 02:09:45,210
but you guys have no experience
in road construction.
2067
02:09:45,620 --> 02:09:48,830
This could be a risky
proposition for our bank.
2068
02:09:49,130 --> 02:09:52,430
I mean, if you don't complete
this project,
2069
02:09:53,450 --> 02:09:55,020
we will have to bear the loss.
2070
02:09:57,110 --> 02:09:59,710
Who decides if this loan
is risky or not?
2071
02:09:59,910 --> 02:10:01,230
That would be me!
2072
02:10:02,480 --> 02:10:07,110
So, the approval of this loan
depends solely on you?
2073
02:10:07,830 --> 02:10:08,940
Yes. That's right.
2074
02:10:09,430 --> 02:10:16,190
So if your wife gets a stake
of 10% in our company...
2075
02:10:16,780 --> 02:10:21,750
...will it make your decision
a whole lot easier?
2076
02:10:22,880 --> 02:10:24,680
20%, not 10.
2077
02:10:25,200 --> 02:10:27,450
From ministers right up to the clerks...
2078
02:10:27,630 --> 02:10:29,920
...there are a lot of palms
that need to be greased.
2079
02:10:31,300 --> 02:10:32,260
Well sir...
2080
02:10:33,660 --> 02:10:35,770
It takes money to make money.
2081
02:10:37,750 --> 02:10:38,810
Done.
2082
02:11:09,670 --> 02:11:10,350
Tattooed.
2083
02:11:14,570 --> 02:11:15,170
Tattooed.
2084
02:11:19,420 --> 02:11:20,050
Tattooed.
2085
02:11:24,590 --> 02:11:26,850
I stalk your insta and your selfies.
2086
02:11:27,050 --> 02:11:29,140
I lose my heart,
when you 'say cheese'.
2087
02:11:34,270 --> 02:11:36,610
You're the only party,
only government...
2088
02:11:36,770 --> 02:11:38,900
To my heart's lonely parliament.
2089
02:11:44,010 --> 02:11:46,180
Take ma house, take all ma dough,
2090
02:11:46,410 --> 02:11:48,590
You can have da jaguar
and da bungalow.
2091
02:11:48,860 --> 02:11:50,260
Just once girl... look at me right?
2092
02:11:50,400 --> 02:11:51,430
Your black eyes, shoot me at sight.
2093
02:11:51,600 --> 02:11:52,960
Why you gotta be so mean?
2094
02:11:53,390 --> 02:11:56,850
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2095
02:11:57,030 --> 02:12:00,390
Tattooed girl... your eyes so green.
2096
02:12:00,680 --> 02:12:04,060
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2097
02:12:04,280 --> 02:12:07,690
Tattooed girl... with eyes so green.
2098
02:12:07,910 --> 02:12:11,800
Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl.
2099
02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:35,060
Dancin to the desi beat.
2100
02:12:35,270 --> 02:12:37,440
In that Spaghetti-n-jeans,
2101
02:12:37,660 --> 02:12:39,890
lookin oh so sweet.
2102
02:12:40,100 --> 02:12:41,960
My tattooed girl... yeah-yeah.
2103
02:12:42,450 --> 02:12:44,670
Dancin to the desi beat.
2104
02:12:44,920 --> 02:12:47,070
In that Spaghetti-n-jeans,
2105
02:12:47,360 --> 02:12:49,420
lookin oh so sweet.
2106
02:12:49,740 --> 02:12:51,010
My tattooed girl.
2107
02:12:56,150 --> 02:12:56,530
Listen up.
2108
02:12:56,720 --> 02:12:58,880
I'm a big movie star boy.
2109
02:12:59,180 --> 02:13:01,600
Don't you got newspapers
in your car boy?
2110
02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:08,650
Just ma hair and ma make up.
2111
02:13:08,840 --> 02:13:11,150
Costs more than your jaguar boy!
2112
02:13:16,090 --> 02:13:18,320
Keep away your trashy pick up line.
2113
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:20,650
Get a shave...
a haircut and some shine.
2114
02:13:20,870 --> 02:13:23,540
Your Jag's a broken old truck...
2115
02:13:23,740 --> 02:13:25,290
...these fake raybans...
don't make you fine!
2116
02:13:25,500 --> 02:13:28,880
Tattooed girl... ain't comin with you.
2117
02:13:29,110 --> 02:13:32,530
Tattooed girl... needs someone new!
2118
02:13:32,790 --> 02:13:36,250
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2119
02:13:36,450 --> 02:13:39,810
Tattooed girl... with eyes so green.
2120
02:13:40,040 --> 02:13:43,960
Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl.
2121
02:13:44,890 --> 02:13:45,560
Get lost.
2122
02:13:49,710 --> 02:13:51,200
Tattooed girl...
2123
02:13:54,610 --> 02:13:56,150
Tattooed girl...
2124
02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,010
Tattooed girl...
2125
02:14:14,510 --> 02:14:20,250
They thought they could fool me,
just because I was a fan.
2126
02:14:23,220 --> 02:14:27,850
Watch as I hang them upside down
and suck the life out of them.
2127
02:14:29,880 --> 02:14:31,110
Agent 007.
2128
02:14:31,910 --> 02:14:32,720
Yes sir.
2129
02:14:34,670 --> 02:14:38,340
Forget about the motorbike,
you deserve a car.
2130
02:14:38,960 --> 02:14:40,680
Which I'll gift you.
2131
02:14:41,970 --> 02:14:45,340
Because you have chosen nation
over your own parents Patriot Pappu.
2132
02:14:46,600 --> 02:14:49,450
Your nation salutes you!
2133
02:14:50,670 --> 02:14:51,420
Sir!
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