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Good morning, New York City!
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This is WBLS 107.5
with America's hottest stars.
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With us in the studio
this September morning,
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we have America's heartthrob,
Ranelle Spear.
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That's you, buddy. Everyone's
talking about your new hit,
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Rather Be Lonely Than Loved By You.
Ranelle, it's a super-hot track -
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tell us about the inspiration
behind it.
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Uh... It's complicated, man.
My heart was broken by a girl
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who turned out to be nothing short
of a complete nightmare.
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You know how it is.
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- London?
- Did I come through or what?
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You'll be in charge
of these guys. Hm?
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Five Together?! Seriously?
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Don't look so upset,
they're the biggest band in Europe.
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Also, you're gonna have
to deal with Grainger,
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who is an asshole.
Great in the sack, but an asshole.
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OK, great.
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Well, this is goodbye, then...
Wait, before you go,
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just have a look at this new promo
shot for Ranelle's new single.
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It's your last official act
on the Ranelle Spear team.
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What do you think?
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All right, then. I guess that's why
you wanted to leave New York, huh?
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Mm-hm. Artists, right?
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Yeah. Artists.
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Fly, my pretty.
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You're gonna love it out there!
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♪ Stuck in a snow globe
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♪ Everything's upside down
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♪ And the snow's so thick,
I can't see solid ground
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♪ Christmas is coming
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♪ So bring on the Christmas cheer
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♪ God knows there's not enough of it
round here
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Counting the seconds down
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♪ Taking the only way out
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♪ Jingle bells can keep on ringing
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♪ Children gather round,
keep singing
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♪
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♪ You're the only wish
that's on my list
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♪ Little donkey, carry on playing
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♪ Santa Claus can keep on sleighing
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♪
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♪ You're the only wish
that's on my list this Christmas ♪
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It's Christmas!
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An English-German Christmas
and excitement levels are high...
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Nina, don't eat too many - chocolates!
- It's my first one!
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Check out the tree!
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All my own work,
thank you very much!
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Cards! Presents!
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Brazil nuts... that no-one will eat.
Ooh.
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It's pink! How can it be pink?
It's had seven hours.
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Mum! Speak English.
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I'm Vlogging.
My followers don't speak German.
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What followers?
I have followers...
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Uncle Blake. Kisses for this.
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Where is he?
He's supposed to be helping.
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And here, hiding in the bushes,
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we see the male
in his natural habitat.
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It is the height of mating season,
and alas, he is alone,
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for his plumage is not
as colourful as the other males...
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and also he is afraid of commitment.
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Oh, no, I've forgotten
your Christmas present.
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Hang on, no, I haven't.
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My God, that's so sweet of you,
but I've already got one of those.
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- Who was that?
- It's no-one.
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Ah! Nah, nah, nah, nah. No, no, no.
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Whoa. Did you just dump someone
on Christmas Day?!
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No. Maybe. Yeah...
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That is quite bad, isn't it?
Yeah! Naughty list for you!
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I mean, it wasn't serious.
No, it never is, is it?
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That's because all of my love
is reserved for you.
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Boop! Oh, I'm such a lucky girl!
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Boop! Go on, then,
turn the lights on.
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You turn them on.
No, you do it - it's tradition.
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Besides you're a celebrity,
you're in a pop band.
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Celebrities turn on the lights.
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First of all, I'm not a celebrity,
and it is not a pop band.
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Woo!
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I hereby declare the garden
Christmas lights are on. Woo.
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Salmonella or not, we are eating
- dinner now! - Joint selfie.
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Uh... Ah.
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That was last Christmas.
It was brilliant.
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I don't think the next one
is going to be as much fun.
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Here you go, boss.
- I got you a large. - Good.
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I can tell you're clearly gonna
work out as my new assistant.
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Thanks! Although...
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Battle of the Bands?
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Seriously? What were you thinking?
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I haven't been out in London
in three years.
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So when I said I wanted
you to take me out,
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and take me to some new places,
I meant nice places.
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The last band are supposed
to be pretty good.
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Last band?
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How many are there? Nine.
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Jesus.
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I'll get you another.
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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentleman, please welcome
to the stage, it's Scurve!
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Kandy, Kandy!
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Kandy! What the f-Sorry.
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Yeah, well done, arsehole!
OK, it was an accident.
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Blake! We are on! Oh! Ow!
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Good evening, wankers!
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We are Scurve!
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♪ Who's that crawling
'cross the floor?
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♪ Monsters of despair
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♪ Who's the vampire spitting blood?
Babylon the Great
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♪ Find the power in the...
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♪ Twist the pencil in my nose
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♪ If I die, I'll live again... ♪
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This is horrible!
Let's go and get a drink.
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Ranelle has made me
a laughing stock.
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No...
People are laughing, Sophie.
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Yeah, but only...
Not the nice ones.
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There are no nice people
in the music industry!
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I'm nice. Yeah, for now.
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Give it a few years.
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Maybe we should just go home?
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Do you have a...
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a boyfriend, Sophie?
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Yeah. Dale. He plays bass in
a really cool indie...
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- band.
- Bass player? Ugh, they're the worst.
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You watch him. Dale's lovely...
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Here's some advice.
Don't... date... the talent.
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That's a rule now.
Don't... date... the...
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say it, Sophie!
Don't date the talent.
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- Yes!
- Yes. Boys in bands are bastards.
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Could I have another one of these...
and whatever she's drinking.
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Well...
that was an absolute shower of shit.
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Literally - all over us.
Would you like a shit shower, sir?
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Oh? Yes, I would.
Do you have a towel?
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Yes, I do. It's also made of shit.
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Drums sounded good. Five years.
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Five years I've given this outfit,
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and we're still playing crappy
venues for peanuts.
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Battle of the Bands?
- You booked it. - Oh...
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Shut up, Mark.
Do you know who I blame?
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Everyone else? No, no, no. You.
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You haven't written
a good song in ages.
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I mean, where's the new Yob Boy?
Or... Or Crucifixation?
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You've lost it. Official.
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I know it's your band
and everything, but...
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if you can't write good songs,
then what are you?
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You're just a bass player.
Look, anyone can fucking do that!
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You can't. You know what, if you
don't start pulling your fingers out,
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I quit. I quit!
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I mean, I'm the only reason
why people come anyway.
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Actually, I think your girlfriend's
the only reason people come.
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Kandy, I love you.
Kandy, please let us get a photo.
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Oi! Mate! Oi! Yeah, you!
Let me buy you both a drink.
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In a word...
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why don't you piss off?
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- Five words.
- We're fine, thanks. I'm actually in a relationship.
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No, you're not.
No, no. I mean um...
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because I spilt yours earlier.
W-What happened to your lip?
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You hit me... with your guitar...
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in my face. Sorry.
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Apart from that, uh...
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what did you think... of the band?
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OK, if you really want to know...
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I thought... you were shit.
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Right, well, that's
just... that's your opinion, so...
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Ha. My opinion counts
for quite a lot.
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I happen to be a very big deal
in the music business,
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and I manage a chart-topping act.
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I...
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I... am a big fucking success!
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Woo!
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Big success. Thank you.
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How old are you?
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Still thinking it's gonna happen?
The big dream?
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It's not going to happen
for you, sweetheart. Just accept it.
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Boop!
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Sophie, I think I'm going
to throw up now.
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Oh, hello.
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Oh, no.
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Uh... Sorry, I'm...
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I'm a bit hazy. Uh...
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Who are you? Did we um...
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No. You were too drunk.
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Oh, thank God!
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No. I mean um...
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I'm sure it would have been um...
You seem uh...
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Is that sick? Why is there sick here?
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I don't know. OK.
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So...
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do you fancy
doing it again... sometime?
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Not really, no.
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Fair enough. Good answer.
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It really smells in here.
You should open a window.
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Great.
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Shit!
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- Meghna Rai? What?
- Bobbie Purser, entertainment. The Sun.
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Oh, yeah, hacked any phones lately?
Yeah, yours.
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So, what about you
and Ranelle Spear, eh?
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Oh, piss off. Come on.
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What's your favourite album track,
is it... is it Quicksand?
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- Morning.
- That guy tries to get in...
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- kill him.
- Will do.
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Turn that off.
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Somebody's tired. It's jet lag!
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Than loved by you-u-u... Ooh!
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Than loved by...
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Sorry.
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Fair.
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Well, Grainger wants to see everyone
in his office.
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When?
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Now. He's in quite a bad mood.
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I'll get you a mocha.
- You like a mocha. - Mm-hm.
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Row, row, row your boat...
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Gently down the stream...
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Uh...
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No, Lily, you're supposed
to sing what I'm singing.
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'Row, row, row your boat, '
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remember? It's a... a round.
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Around what?
Cor, you smell funny!
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Yeah, well, you look funny.
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You can't say that!
I'm in a wheelchair!
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Right, um... no. Sorry.
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Sucker!
Yeah, all right. Very funny.
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Play us one of your songs.
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Ah, really?
I don't think we should...
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All right, all right.
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It's like being mugged by munchkins.
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♪ Who's that crawling 'cross - the floor?
- Monsters of despair!
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♪ Who's that vampire spitting blood?
Babylon the Great!
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♪ If I die, I'll live again.
Rising from the de-e-e-ep! ♪
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Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily...
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Life is but a dream.
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You are ten, right?
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That's the end of the lesson, then.
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Doesn't time fly?
See you next week.
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Bye, Mr Cutter.
I shall count down the hours.
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You have a real gift for this.
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Honestly, I hate every moment.
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I'm only doing it for the money...
and because my sister made me.
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How is Carrie? Interfering.
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And Nina? She's um...
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She's Nina.
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Maximum pleasure.
I love Five Together!
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They are my absolute favourite
boy band ever.
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But who are they, you say?
Well, let me explain.
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This is Nina's 100% guide
to the world's greatest boy band -
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Five... Together!
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Marcus - intense, street.
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Voice of an angel. Woo!
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Jarel - dancer, rapper, dreamboat.
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Just look at those eyes.
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D-Wayne - tall.
249
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:35,560
Also rapping... bit bland.
There's always one, isn't there?
250
00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:38,760
What the F... lex. It's Flex -
251
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:41,320
cute, shy, tattooed -
252
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,320
so many tattoos.
253
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,000
Dancing - sometimes,
with his shirt off...
254
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,360
Hi, Nina. Would you like
to go to Nando's with me?
255
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,760
Let me check my diary, Flex.
256
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,800
Yes, I will!
257
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,360
And finally, K to the E to the V
to the I to the N...
258
00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,480
Kevin - least good name,
but best first frontman.
259
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,720
Sensitive, soulful...
and quite short.
260
00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:06,960
Aww. I could put him in my pocket.
261
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,680
I would like
to go in your pocket, Nina.
262
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,240
Kevin, shh. What would Flex say?
263
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,720
Nina, love, it's time to go.
264
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,920
OK. Anyway, fun fact -
265
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:24,800
Five Together are managed by a
woman, which is why they're so good.
266
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:30,000
I'd love to be her.
Her life must be so cool.
267
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,840
Get out, Stuart! Bugger off!
268
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,880
Go on, crawl.
269
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,600
And keep crawling all the way out of the
building and take your rotten signings with you.
270
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,520
Hey, Meg. Don't mind Stuart,
he's just leaving.
271
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,520
Meg Rai, everyone. Back from across - the seas to save us.
- Hi.
272
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:07,320
Someone who understands
how this business actually works,
273
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,680
which is why Meg is now
in charge of Five Together,
274
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:14,400
who, God bless
their shiny little faces,
275
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:19,040
are the only UK act keeping Mr Wolf
from our very expensive front door.
276
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:22,880
Or at least they were.
Why does she get Five Together?
277
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,320
What happened to Steve?
Steve's gone. Steve's dead.
278
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:30,400
Nobody mention Steve again. Steve
thought it would be a good idea
279
00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:33,640
to let one of the boys in the band
write half the songs on the new album.
280
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:37,360
- Oh, yeah, Kevin.
- Yeah. Yeah, I saw those numbers.
281
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,880
They're not tracking too well.
Don't try to polish it, Meg.
282
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,640
- It's a turd. You can't.
- Yeah, maybe you should try sleeping with Kevin?
283
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,920
Then, he might write better tunes.
284
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:49,520
Excuse me?
Worked for Ranelle Spear.
285
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,880
You know what?
You're both sacked too!
286
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,840
What?
Get out. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
287
00:19:55,880 --> 00:20:00,640
No, you don't have to crawl.
Stuart crawls! You two can hop.
288
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,160
Like little rabbits! Go on, hop!
Go on!
289
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,680
Sorry about that.
That was uncalled for.
290
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,680
Would it work, though,
you sleeping with the singer?
291
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,320
That is not a serious question, - is it?
- No. Maybe.
292
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:18,480
No. You know what they're calling
us? Cock-it-up-smiths.
293
00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,240
I'd be laughing if I wasn't
constantly trying
294
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,360
to talk my accountant down off - a ledge. It's that bad?
- Worse.
295
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,400
You know how it works.
I like the boys. Chris and uh...
296
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,680
Kevin. Kevin and the others.
297
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:35,160
But if we can't turn it around,
they're gone.
298
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:38,240
It's panto, Celebrity Big Brother
and rehab for them.
299
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,480
And if they're gone,
then so are you.
300
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,400
I just got here.
301
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,400
So you have to turn it around.
OK.
302
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,280
How? Glad you asked.
303
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,480
A Christmas song.
304
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,160
A big, stonking Yuletide number one.
305
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,960
- Yeah?
- I don't get it.
306
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,480
A Christmas number one!
307
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,640
Really?
Is that even a thing any more?
308
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,840
Yes. Look, Five Together
are our only cash cow.
309
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,640
And I intend to squeeze
every drop of money
310
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,000
out of their tightly
honed little udders
311
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,080
before I send them
to knacker's yard.
312
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,520
I will not be poor, Meg, I will not.
313
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,080
A Christmas song - a number one.
314
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,600
October is looming.
So, you've got a month
315
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,560
to find something fabulous
and get it recorded.
316
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,640
Hey, no pressure,
317
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,880
but I will sack you if you fail.
318
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,840
I-I just feel like one of those
mime artists,
319
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,560
who do that thing
where they walk into the wind.
320
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,120
Except the wind is real.
321
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:53,360
And I'm walking and I'm walking,
and I'm not getting anywhere.
322
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,560
And no-one's putting money in my hat.
323
00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,880
The band's going nowhere.
324
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,120
I'm never gonna make it.
325
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,720
It's too late for me...
326
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,160
You're only 34.
327
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,560
Exactly, too late.
328
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,480
Well, I think I may have
said this before...
329
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,520
No, I definitely have.
330
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:17,960
If it's making you unhappy...
331
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,240
Quit... the... band.
332
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,720
Ow! I've got a hangover!
There's a surprise.
333
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,960
Fine. Say I do quit the band.
What then?
334
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:32,040
Figure it out, I guess.
You're the adult... allegedly.
335
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,240
Don't get me wrong.
I love the music.
336
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:38,200
- Because you're weird.
- Extreme metal is a valid musical art form.
337
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,760
- For weirdos.
- I can write - other songs... I have been. - And?
338
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,720
In Satan's garden.
339
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,440
No. What?
340
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,240
I don't know why
I'm talking to you about this.
341
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:58,640
You don't know anything about music.
You're half-German.
342
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,680
Beethoven? Mm.
343
00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:03,200
Kraftwerk? Hmm.
344
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,280
Er... You've run out, haven't you?
345
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,960
Shut up. At least the bands
I like are successful
346
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:12,840
and make people happy.
What, like Five Together?
347
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,000
Wow, so mature.
348
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:22,440
- Well, I am only 34.
- Anyway, you have to talk to me because I've decided
349
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,480
- you are my new project.
- And what if I don't want to be your project?
350
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:29,080
I'm afraid that's not up to you.
Why not?
351
00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,520
Sorry to interrupt -
medicine time.
352
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,440
Why do you think, doofoid?
353
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:42,400
No. And your first task
as my new project...
354
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,520
is to write a song...
355
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,240
for me.
356
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,200
OK. Go on, then. Crack on.
357
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:18,280
They're saying it got worse.
358
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,480
They're going to try
some different treatments.
359
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,360
Right. OK, well... that's good.
360
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,200
That's good, right?
361
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:35,840
There must be something they...
They're saying it's months,
362
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,880
maybe weeks.
363
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,200
She might not even make it
till Christmas.
364
00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:00,800
Oh, God, here he is. Late again.
365
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,920
We've been rehearsing for, like,
two hours, man...
366
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:06,880
Christ, Blake, you look like
my Uncle Gunther
367
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,960
when I found him
four days after he died.
368
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:13,240
- Ugh.
- Yeah, for sure. I mean, the cats had been at his face.
369
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,200
It was not good.
That is what you look like.
370
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,680
You all right, mate?
This is called God Killer.
371
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,640
♪ God killer! God killer!
372
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:27,680
♪ How can you destroy the young
and crush their precious toys?
373
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,400
♪ God killer! God killer!
374
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:35,320
♪ I hate you for the way that
you burn everything I love
375
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,160
♪ Enough
376
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,600
♪ Persecution... pointless death! ♪
377
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:49,720
♪ Yeah, oh, God killer ♪
378
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:54,520
- So, what do you think?
- Can you please not do that again? There are sick children on this ward.
379
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:57,800
Sorry. I was just playing Nina - her song.
- It was horrible.
380
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,160
THAT was my song? Well, yeah.
381
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:04,480
Oh.24 Scurve fans in Denmark
gave it the thumbs up.
382
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,680
Did you like it? Not really.
383
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:11,720
Was it supposed to cheer me up?
Because it didn't.
384
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:14,760
- How could it? It was awful.
- I mean, it's not Ranelle Spear, is it?
385
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:19,440
- I like him. - I thought - it was pretty lit.
- Thanks, mate.
386
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,800
Bit derivative, though.
Kind of early Slayer.
387
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:24,000
Yeah, all right. Arsehole.
388
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,640
I thought you were going to write
- different songs. - I know, but...
389
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,560
'Oh, Nina, I wish I could challenge
myself musically more.'
390
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,560
'Oh, Nina, I've have much more
to give as a songwriter.'
391
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,080
'Oh, Nina.'
I don't sound like that.
392
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,640
- Do I?
- Yeah. I am...
393
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:43,800
writing different songs, but the band - doesn't want to... do them.
- So what?
394
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,960
What do you want to do?
395
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,040
Look, I want to be a vet, but I
don't think that's going to happen.
396
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,600
So, whatever it is,
you need to get on with it.
397
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,600
I know. I will.
398
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,360
Good. So write me a nice song,
you twat.
399
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:02,680
All right! You gonna
let her talk to me like that?
400
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:04,720
Yes. You are a bit of a twat.
401
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,920
OK. Uh... Fine.
402
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,960
What do you want the song
to be about?
403
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,200
Uh... Unicorns?
404
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,000
Ow! OK. Not unicorns. What, then?
405
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,880
Write me a Christmas song.
406
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,360
Really? Yeah.
407
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,520
OK.
408
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:33,560
Deal.
409
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,720
It's on its way,
it's nearly here.
410
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,440
That very special time of the year -
411
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,320
it's C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S...
412
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:52,040
Christmas! Nope.
413
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:59,680
Everybody's dancing
at the Christmas party!
414
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,040
No.
415
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,720
It's a reggae, reggae Christmas!
416
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,480
Rice and peace. Rice and peace!
417
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:10,560
Is he joking? Is that a joke?
..with my papa's jerk turkey.
418
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,120
Oh, Lord! No, no, no, no, no!
419
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:20,320
We can build a snowman
out of lo-o-o-ove...
420
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,440
No. We can't.
421
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,920
If you shake those, I'm gonna shove
'em right up your -OK, then!
422
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,360
Thank you so much for coming,
great stuff, just great stuff.
423
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,960
But I didn't get a chance
to play you my song.
424
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,000
No, no, I know, love, but I have
this really good feeling...
425
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,480
We'll be in touch, thank you.
426
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:44,560
Hey. You could always ask Ranelle.
427
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,600
He might have a song for us.
428
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,680
- No.
- I'll bet you've still got his number, though, haven't ya?
429
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,640
You really are an arsehole,
aren't you?
430
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,920
Yes, I'm an arsehole...
431
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,200
who pays your wages.
432
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,880
At least I do at the minute.
So uh... tick-tock.
433
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,240
Maximum pleasure.
434
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,240
It should be me
at the front, surely.
435
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:15,440
Together! Guys, we've got
a whole calendar to shoot,
436
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,896
we've only done December - - can we please get a move on!
- Meg.
437
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:20,520
New girl.
Talk to me. What's happening?
438
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,320
Are Cocksmiths gonna drop us?
What? No. Flex...
439
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:25,240
will you stop doing push-ups!
440
00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,040
Don't bullshit me, Meg. We really need to get a move on.
- We're only booked till six. - I know!
441
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,120
Jesus. One hit album
and look at them.
442
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,800
I should have stayed in New York.
443
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,840
I'm not wearing this... or this...
Show me.
444
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,840
Or this.
Look, we're not idiots.
445
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:41,720
We know the new album's - not selling well.
- That's not true.
446
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,840
It's doing well in Belgium.
What's Belgium?
447
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,160
They're going to drop us,
aren't they?
448
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,520
Flex, what are you doing?
Showing Sophie my tattoos.
449
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,040
- Check out my latest one.
- Flex!
450
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,200
Idiot! - That must've stung.
- Right!
451
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,480
Will everyone just shut up,
452
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,480
and stand in front
of the photographer
453
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,720
for two minutes, please?
454
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:15,000
Meg, why am I dressed as an elf
and Marcus is Santa? Cos it...
455
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,520
looks like he's more important.
Which he's obviously not...
456
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:19,720
I'm not gonna take this.
457
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,720
Also, where's our Christmas song?
458
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,040
I'm working on it.
459
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,280
Because I could write
the arse off that.
460
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,680
The thing is... some people, not me,
461
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,640
thought the songs on the last album
were a little...
462
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,760
Those songs were hits.
463
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,280
The producer just...
produced them wrong!
464
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,240
Maybe. Maybe.
465
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:51,480
Um... I just...
I need to go out for a think.
466
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,200
Please, Meg, just give me a chance.
467
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,760
I'll nail that song.
I'll nail it to the cross!
468
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,800
Hey, babe.
469
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840
Ranelle?
470
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,280
What are you doing here?
471
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,440
Yeah, I know - awkward, right?
472
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,720
PR tour for the album.
473
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:18,040
God, man, Brits, they just... they
love themself a piece of Ranelle.
474
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:21,600
Hey, you going up? Going down.
475
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,280
Now, that sounds good. Wow.
476
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,160
Old times' sake.
477
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,040
You know, I could just press
the emergency stop button.
478
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,360
Do you actually think I'm gonna have
sex with you, in this lift, now?
479
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,640
I mean, yeah.
480
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,360
Maybe she can get involved too.
481
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,680
What is wrong with you
and your penis?
482
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:52,040
I'm sorry, you do realise his latest
album was all about our relationship?
483
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,520
Yeah, he called it
It's Not Me, It's You.
484
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,960
Babe, I am an artist, OK?
485
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000
I have to draw on my reality.
486
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,920
Track one - Lose That Girl.
487
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,520
Track two - Got To Be Free.
488
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,040
Track three -
I Wish She Didn't Love Me So Much.
489
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,760
Track four -
Rather Be Lonely Than Loved By You.
490
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:11,000
Track five - Quicksand.
491
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:16,000
Quicksand.
492
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,360
God, I love that track!
It's bullshit.
493
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,880
The way I remember it, IE the facts,
494
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,720
is that you said you loved me
while sleeping with as many women
495
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,000
as you possibly could.
496
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,440
Look at it this way,
I have immortalised you.
497
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,760
And now,
you will go on to live forever
498
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,600
through my music.
Oh, it's interesting.
499
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:39,600
Your music doesn't cover
you breaking up with me by text
500
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,120
while screwing my best friend.
501
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,800
I notice you didn't
write a song about that.
502
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,600
Why were you such a dick to me?
503
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:50,760
Can I refer you to the bonus live
track on the deluxe edition -
504
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,800
Ordinary Sex.
505
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,880
Oh, I can't believe
I'm doing this...
506
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:04,000
I don't suppose
you've written any Christmas...
507
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,960
Really?!
508
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,800
A... Christmas...
509
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,840
song.
510
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:19,080
So, what makes
a great Christmas pop song?
511
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:22,280
Having some time on my hands,
I've been doing some research.
512
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:27,040
Did you know that we reached
'peak Christmas song' in the 1970s,
513
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:31,120
and there have been fewer Christmas
hits every decade since then?
514
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,080
What's wrong with people? Why
aren't the jingle bells rocking?
515
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,560
Isn't Santa Claus coming to town?
Don't they know it's Christmas?
516
00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:40,680
Come on, everyone.
It's not that hard.
517
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,400
This is what you need to make
a perfect Christmas pop song.
518
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,400
One - snow, obviously!
519
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,440
Snow is falling on my head...
520
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,440
I should have worn a...
521
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,560
hat?
522
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,840
Two - Santa... or Jesus.
523
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,720
But never both,
that's just confusing.
524
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:07,640
Hey, Santa! What's going on?
525
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:13,280
Three - the word 'Christmas'
somewhere in the lyrics.
526
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,320
This is a dealbreaker.
527
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:19,320
Otherwise, it's just a song
and not a Christmas song. Duh!
528
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,520
Four!
529
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,520
Hope... for love. Hope for peace.
530
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,560
Hope for the future...
531
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,000
I'm the candy-coloured
pixie with my happy pixie sleigh!
532
00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:41,200
Funf, funf, funf!
Finally, a bittersweet quality,
533
00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:45,840
evoking a wistfulness
for happier times,
534
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,480
the innocence of Christmases past.
535
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,240
Bittersweet.
536
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,320
Sweet.
537
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:58,880
Five things, of which
you need at least four
538
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,400
to make your Christmas song a hit.
Let's put it to the test.
539
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,480
Favourite Christmas song?
540
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,280
Ooh... Last Christmas? Good!
541
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:10,200
Use of word the 'Christmas'.
Hope for love...
542
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:14,320
massively bittersweet, and snow -
well, snow in the video.
543
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,520
I Wish It Could Be Christmas - Every Day.
- Wizzard. Full house.
544
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:26,240
And bonus - children's cho-o-o-oir.
Classic.
545
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,880
Um... Christmas Night
Of The Zombies by MXPX.
546
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,960
OK... don't know that one.
Oh, it's really cool.
547
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,560
It mentions Christmas. There's snow,
although it is covered in blood.
548
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,360
Also a bittersweet quality, harking
back to a time before the zombies.
549
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,680
- And hope?
- Yeah.
550
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:44,000
Hope you don't get - killed by the zombies.
- Great.
551
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:48,560
- There you have it.
- You don't need two drunk tramps in New York having a row...
552
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:51,640
just these five things,
and you'll soon have everyone
553
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,600
a-rocking around the Christmas tree.
So what are you waiting for?
554
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Christmas?
555
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,960
Well?
556
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:32,240
That's more like it.
557
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,920
Are you sure it's not too...
It's beautiful.
558
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,240
And four of the five things.
559
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,520
Five things?
Better not be any swearing in it.
560
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,360
I'm glad you like it.
561
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,360
Yeah.
562
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,080
Please tell me this is a good one.
Who are they, and where are they?
563
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:15,920
What do you mean, 'is it good?'
Surely you've heard it?
564
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,240
Course I haven't heard it.
Why do you think I'm here?
565
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:22,000
You emailed me.
You said you found a brilliant song.
566
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,000
No, you emailed me. What?!
567
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,720
Huh?
568
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,440
Um...
569
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:39,440
♪ Looking out my window
570
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,600
♪ What do I see?
571
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,960
♪ Miserable people
572
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,840
♪ Staring at me...
573
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,920
♪ Just look at all the vagrants
574
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,040
♪ They made my heart bleed
575
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,600
♪ So I give money to the homeless
576
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,280
♪ So I can still sleep
577
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:08,120
♪ But one day,
things will be different
578
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,600
♪ But until that time
579
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,360
♪ We pray for a miracle
580
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,120
♪ A Christmas miracle
581
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:23,600
♪ Give succour to the feeble,
feed the hungry people
582
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,880
♪ Behold a miracle
583
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:30,840
♪ A Christmas miracle
584
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,920
♪ We just need to believe
Yes, yes. So look at my garms
585
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,200
♪ I ain't dressed like no peasant
Whoa.
586
00:39:38,240 --> 00:39:40,000
♪ I'm killing it, I'm smart
587
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,800
♪ Your greatest Christmas present,
I represent the miracle you desire
588
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:47,640
♪ More swagger than Santa,
and more admired
589
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,680
♪ I won't be twisting up the truth
590
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:52,240
♪ I won't give you no reason
to doubt me
591
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,200
♪ Yes, I'll spice up your season
592
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:57,360
♪ You know I paid my dues,
I'll say that in my defence
593
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:00,600
♪ Let me shower you with gold,
leave out the frankincense ♪
594
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,120
No! Do it like we practised!
Kevin, mate.
595
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,520
The rap's the best bit.
- Right, D? - Preach.
596
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,520
Can we uh... just um... Chris...
597
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,200
Also, for the music video, we were
- thinking -Chris. - Who's Chris?
598
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:15,240
Stop talking.
599
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,200
Meg? A word.
600
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,800
What the holy -
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
601
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,400
I think Kevin ambushed us.
Zip! This ship's going down, Meg,
602
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,200
and the water, full of sharks!
603
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:43,080
I'm all right,
I've got a helicopter with Bono.
604
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,160
But you?
You're gonna get torn to pieces.
605
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,080
Killed it.
606
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:52,320
Find me a song, get it out there.
You've got two weeks, love.
607
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,640
I saw that!
608
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,040
No.
609
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,040
Sorry, watching YouTube.
610
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,280
We don't pay you to work
this late, Sophie.
611
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,640
You don't pay me at all.
I'm an intern.
612
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,640
Just go home. OK, but...
613
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,920
there's a girl who's made a vlog
614
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,720
about what makes
a great Christmas song.
615
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,920
It's very funny.
I'm not in a laughing mood.
616
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,280
She's also posted a...
a pretty good original song.
617
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,360
It's by her uncle.
618
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400
It is brilliant...
619
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,440
although, he can be
a dick sometimes.
620
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:55,920
Plus, he really needs a girlfriend.
621
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:59,800
So, if there's anyone out there...
check this out.
622
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,280
Yes! Bang! Good!
623
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,520
Excellent! Finally!
624
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,760
Did the kid compose it? Because we
could probably screw her on rights.
625
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,800
No, her uncle. Ah, who is he?
626
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,160
- No idea.
- Then what are you still doing here, talking to me?
627
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,400
We need that song. Go find him now!
628
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,720
Hey! And don't sleep with him...
unless you have to.
629
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,920
Hurry up, then, innit!
630
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000
Taste the metal in my mouth...
631
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:13,360
Hello!
632
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,840
Love, love. We're in the middle
of a rehearsal here, yeah?
633
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,520
Yeah, sorry, I'm uh...
I'm looking -I know you.
634
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:23,920
Hmm... No, I-I don't think so.
Yeah...
635
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:27,320
I hit you in the face,
you... crushed my soul,
636
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,960
pissed on my dreams
and vomited on my shoes.
637
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,520
It was a Wednesday, I think.
638
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:36,520
- Battle of the Bands?
- Oh, God.
639
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,440
Hey, good to see you.
640
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,400
How are you? Still a big success?
641
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:45,400
Did you get the sick - out of your hair?
- Yes, I did.
642
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,600
Thank you for asking.
643
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,480
Obviously got the wrong room.
644
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:53,600
- Mm-hm.
- Do carry on with uh... whatever that was.
645
00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:58,480
Right, one, two... I... um...
646
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,680
I don't suppose any of you know
- a Blake Cutter, do you? - Yep.
647
00:44:03,240 --> 00:44:05,240
That's me. Hilarious.
648
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,640
Seriously, I'm in a bit of a rush.
649
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,680
Do any of you know Blake Cutter?
650
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,840
O... K!
651
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,880
Fabulous! I mean, it's great
to meet you, finally, Mr Cutter.
652
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,920
May I call you Blake?
653
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,840
Look, I... I work for Cocksmiths
Management, and we're...
654
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,000
very, very excited about your song.
655
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:34,240
God Killer? Right.
Well, yes, I'm Ryan. I am... oop...
656
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:37,200
the... very much the lead singer.
What's God Killer?
657
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:39,600
That sounds horrible. No.
658
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,800
I'm talking about
your Christmas song.
659
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,560
Aw, you wrote a Christmas song?
Why?
660
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,960
How do you know about that?
Your niece posted it online.
661
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,080
It really is very good. You know...
662
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,400
not like all this thrashy stuff.
663
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:55,960
Thrashy stuff?! Anyway.
664
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:58,000
Great news!
665
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,080
Five Together
want to record your song!
666
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,440
Five Together!
667
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:06,640
Yeah, I know.
It's um... It's amazing, right?
668
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,800
Um... What do you think? Well.
669
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:13,920
I... I mean, it's a lot to take in.
I know, it's exciting.
670
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,760
And you came all the way
down here to ask me?
671
00:45:16,800 --> 00:45:20,320
Yes, yes, of course I did -
I tracked you down!
672
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,760
Like a little terrier. Ruff!
Yes!
673
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,680
No, I-I mean...
Christmas is coming,
674
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,680
and you know, my job's riding on it.
- Is it? - Little bit.
675
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,960
Not interested.
One, two, three, four!
676
00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:47,360
Look, I know we haven't gotten off
to the best of starts,
677
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,720
but could you please hear me out?
This is a major recording act
678
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,080
we're talking about who really
want to do your song justice.
679
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,840
Five Together are shit.
680
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,640
Aye. Fair enough.
681
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,280
Maybe you could park your hatred
of the band for just one moment...
682
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,720
I also hate the venal,
soulless, dead-eyed,
683
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:09,560
corporate world they represent,
which means you.
684
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,520
Right. OK, but maybe
we could park that too.
685
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,360
You do understand that we're talking
about a serious amount of money?
686
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,680
I don't care about the money.
That was a personal song for Nina,
687
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,400
and I won't have it pissed all over
by a bunch of Brit-school,
688
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:27,200
talent-show song-puppets
and their corporate shill-handler.
689
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,880
Hey!
You don't know anything about me!
690
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,840
Good. Let's keep it that way.
691
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,880
Van.
692
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,040
What?!
693
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,720
It is brilliant,
although he can be a dick sometimes.
694
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Plus he really needs a girlfriend.
695
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,440
Yeah, good luck with that.
696
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,960
So, if there's anyone out there...
check this out.
697
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,840
Hm.
698
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,600
Hmm.
699
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,920
♪ Maximum pleasure,
and see the love in me
700
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,680
♪ Back off the pressure,
and feel the energy
701
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:28,360
♪ Moments to treasure -
let's make some memories
702
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:31,840
♪ You're not gonna make it alone ♪
703
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:36,440
What the shit?!
Blake! Oh, my God, what did you do?!
704
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,920
- Thank you!
- Oi, you!
705
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,240
Why didn't you tell me Five Together
want to record your song?
706
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:46,240
Well, I... was going to... obviously.
707
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,040
But it looks like
somebody beat me to it.
708
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Please make them stop singing.
I have a life-threatening condition.
709
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,120
Can I have a word with you... outside?
710
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,800
Yeah, sure.
711
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Good job.
712
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,760
Unbelievable! Of all the disgusting,
713
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,120
slimy, underhand things to do -
714
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,760
using a sick girl to get a song
for your crappy band!
715
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,400
I mean, you are... Argh!
716
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:20,240
OK, I haven't got the time for you
to find the right adjective.
717
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:23,840
I need the song. And
Nina's a massive Five Together fan.
718
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,160
I mean, you should be thanking me.
I'm making you look good.
719
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,200
Look how happy she is.
720
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,320
You don't care about her. That
would involve you having a heart,
721
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,600
instead of a um...
a shrivelled-up husk of...
722
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,200
diseased muscle that can
only beat when it makes money
723
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:43,240
or exploits children...
which is what you have!
724
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,160
I'm having that song.
Never gonna happen.
725
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,400
There he is, my uncle... the genius.
726
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,440
Look, um...
727
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:03,240
Sorry, could we...
could we get a little room?
728
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,280
You don't really want these guys
to record the song, do you?
729
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,240
I mean, it was just for you -
sort of... personal.
730
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,200
Yes, and now Five Together
want to record it!
731
00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,960
Yeah... but... but is it...
732
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,800
is it a Five Together song?
733
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:28,840
It is now. Besides...
734
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,160
you wrote it for me,
so technically, it's mine.
735
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:35,160
Yeah... And anyway, you said you
wanted to write different songs -
736
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,200
now you have the biggest band in the
country wants to record one of them.
737
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,040
What's wrong with you?
Are you an idiot?
738
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,960
Fine.
739
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,880
You can have the song.
740
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,760
Yes... Yeah! Thank you.
741
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,280
No, I mean, thank you.
But I have one proviso.
742
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:58,120
What's a proviso?
743
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,200
All the money
goes to a cancer charity.
744
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,680
- I'm sorry, excuse me?
- What's that? No disrespect - that's ridiculous.
745
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:07,400
Cancer? Sure.
746
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,240
Good. I also have one proviso.
747
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:13,520
O... K.
748
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:16,440
My uncle gets to produce the record.
749
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,600
Well, I mean... Yeah, I'm not sure...
750
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:22,520
I've got terminal cancer.
751
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:27,880
Sure, no problem.
- Yeah. - OK!
752
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,760
Good. So, we start on Monday.
Will you be at the recordings?
753
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:34,320
Mm-hm. I will be - why?
No reason.
754
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,120
Whatever way we look at it,
755
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,760
we're gonna need to get something
that's gonna keep us afloat.
756
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:47,840
It's a serious situation, Grainger.
We're going to need more money.
757
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,800
Yes, I'm aware that
we need a cash injection!
758
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:52,840
There must be something you can do!
759
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:55,040
'I've given you every idea!'
You're the accountant!
760
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:58,320
'I know that, I'm trying to help. You
do have a huge chateau in France.'No.
761
00:50:58,360 --> 00:51:01,640
I'm not selling the house in France.
'OK, listen...'
762
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,360
And that yacht
has sentimental value!'Yes, OK.'
763
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,160
Bono gave me that yacht!'Yes, OK,
listen. Let me see -'
764
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:10,920
Hang on a minute.'Let me see
if there's some more loopholes.'
765
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,080
- What?
- It's ours.
766
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,120
You got it? 'Yep!'
767
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,560
Brilliant, Meg.'But he wants
all the money to go to charity.'
768
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,280
He wants all the money
to go to charity?
769
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,560
Hang on a minute.
770
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,800
'Grainger?'
771
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,040
'Grainger.'
772
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,440
Sure, no problem, love.
773
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,560
Whatever it takes.
'I heard that!'
774
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,200
All right.'I heard that.
Grainger, I heard that! I did!
775
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:41,560
I heard it! If it goes to charity,
we're all doomed!'Don't panic.
776
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,200
'Grainger...'
777
00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:47,680
You're seriously choosing
Five Together over Scurve?
778
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:52,960
Our tour starts in two days!
Yeah. You sell us up the river,
779
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,040
I think, hmm? Why don't you
just bend over and let the Man
780
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,880
give it to you with
his big corporate money schlong!
781
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,600
OK, well, thanks for being
so understanding.
782
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:06,800
Guys, he's doing it for Nina.
Is he, Mark? Is he?
783
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,960
Or does he just wanna... Ooh!
Go hang out with Simon Cowell?
784
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,920
Go water-skiing on Necker Island
with bloody...
785
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,920
Dua Lipo?
786
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:20,200
Like you said...
anyone can play the bass.
787
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,320
Not like you.
Oh, don't cry, Mark.
788
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,640
Don't cry, mate.
Don't worry, we'll find someone.
789
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,800
We'll find someone who's committed.
Not like Mr Sellout over here.
790
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,800
Whatever. Enjoy the tour.
791
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:35,400
Thank you. Yeah, we will, mate!
792
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,960
It'll be the best bloody tour yet
cos you're not in it!
793
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,160
All right, and when you're done with
all your little jingly bells, yeah,
794
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:43,200
don't bother coming back!
795
00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,240
Bass players, man! Yeah.
796
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,280
Don't think I will.
797
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,840
- Maximum pleasure.
- What's that sound?
798
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,280
Only my uncle's brilliant Christmas
song being recorded! Exciting!
799
00:52:57,320 --> 00:53:00,480
What say we check
out the studio and meet the players?
800
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:03,360
Best boy band in the world - check.
801
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,640
Hello...
802
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:11,680
Nina!
803
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:16,120
Nice! Oh, my God!
Actual gold discs! And knobs.
804
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,160
Lady who knows what the knobs do.
805
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,600
It's Michaela. Michaela!
806
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,240
This arrangement is all wrong.
It needs to be simple.
807
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:26,720
No, Five Together
are an urban act... These two...
808
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,120
bickering like an old married
couple. Creative tension!
809
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:32,496
Dare I say chemistry?
- Are you gonna film everything? - Yes.
810
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,920
Flex, do your abs again!
811
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,160
OK, that is inappropriate!
812
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:42,040
Come on, just sit down.
813
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,080
You're going to knacker yourself out.
814
00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,320
Right, do you want a drink
or something?
815
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,280
Are you warm enough?
I'm fine. Stop fussing.
816
00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:57,480
He's so caring.
817
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:01,600
Single too. Yeah, all right, that's
enough about me. At least eat something...
818
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,560
Mi mi mi mi mi mi...
819
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,920
Christmas lights...
820
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,720
What's that?
He's just warming up.
821
00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:12,760
As long as he doesn't
sing the song that way.
822
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:21,240
Christmas lights,
Christmas morning.
823
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,520
Unique snowflakes slowly falling...
824
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:28,840
Uh... Marcus?
What? I've just started.
825
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,200
Yeah, I'm uh...
826
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:34,520
I'm not sure I wrote quite
so many notes in the...
827
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,920
the first four words.
This is better.
828
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:40,200
What I'm doing's better.
It's great, Marcus.
829
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,120
Thanks, sweetheart.
Uh... Could we just try it simpler...
830
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,280
you know, as written?
831
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,480
Absolutely! You're the producer.
832
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,120
Christmas lights, Christmas morning.
833
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,640
Welcome to my world.
834
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,520
Falling... No.
835
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:11,080
No.
836
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:14,720
No, no, no, no, no, no. Huh?
837
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,600
Mas lights. No, no, no.
838
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,920
I don't want to go.
839
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,000
You mustn't tire yourself out.
840
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,160
Why not?
841
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,720
Well... what was... all that...
842
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,440
incredibly unsubtle
matchmaking earlier?
843
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:51,560
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
844
00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:54,120
Because that is not
a thing that's happening.
845
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,440
She's really nice.
846
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,360
Hmm, is she?
847
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,840
Yeah! She's pretty,
she's successful...
848
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,560
I bet she's well rich.
849
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,720
Are you intimidated
by powerful women?
850
00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,320
Can we just drop it? Come on.
851
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:17,400
I bet you like her a little bit,
don't you?
852
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:19,440
I know you do.
853
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,480
Honestly...
854
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,640
I'd rather eat broken glass.
855
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,240
I'd rather listen to Five Together's
debut album
856
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,400
on a constant loop forever.
857
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:34,080
I'd rather insert
this entire mic stand up my bum...
858
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:37,720
than be romantically
involved with that woman.
859
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,320
Methinks he doth protest too much.
860
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,400
Just so you know,
the mic is actually still on,
861
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:47,440
so...
862
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:50,800
Yeah, just...
863
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,240
Sorry.
864
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:05,320
Winter winds are blowing...
865
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,440
It's going well. Yeah.
866
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:10,440
- We should be fine.
- Will you share every Christmas... Stop.
867
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,520
Stop, stop. Sorry, sorry.
868
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,240
Um... No, no, no, no, no, no.
869
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,240
Why do you keep interrupting?
What was that? We don't need that.
870
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,120
- BVs, man.
- Well, it sounded good to me. I think we've got it.
871
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:24,440
Yeah? No, no, we don't.
872
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:28,760
Um... Could we all just sing the same
line as Marcus, but in harmony?
873
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:30,960
Thank you.
Uh... Yeah, no. That's my line.
874
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:34,080
I'm the lead singer.
Well, I mean, that's not...
875
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,160
We're both kind of the lead.
876
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,600
Yeah, no, sure. Yeah. We're both...
877
00:57:39,640 --> 00:57:42,080
Sorry, what was that?
I mean, I sing lead sometimes.
878
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:45,840
You sang on one track on - the first album.
- Very much filler!
879
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,840
You got that last take, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah - it's in the bank.
880
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,240
OK, everybody,
881
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:54,400
let's just try one Blake's way.
He is the producer, after all.
882
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:57,280
- Thank you.
- Such bullshit.
883
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,240
♪ Ours was a burning love
884
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,120
♪ Which I vividly... ..remember
885
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:04,200
♪ That time in my crib
back in mid... December
886
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:08,000
♪ You rode to mine
on your brother's motor... cycle
887
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:11,520
♪ And I sang to you like I was
channelling George... Michael
888
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,680
♪ And now when I hear the sound
of ringing sleigh... bells
889
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,400
♪ Hot nuts, yes
890
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,440
♪ You remember how they smell ♪
891
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:26,960
Can I get you anything?
892
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:29,760
A gun?
893
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,320
- Sing it like it's written!
- Have you had a platinum-selling album?
894
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:38,240
Sing it like it's written!
Who even are you... even?
895
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:42,400
They're singing the wrong words.
No, we're singing better ones
896
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:46,120
because we're artists. That's the process.
We're all professionals here... unlike you.
897
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,440
Do you have any idea what
you're actually singing about?
898
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,960
What this song means? Because...
Because I do. Because I wrote it.
899
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,400
And you're just fucking it up!
OK, OK, let's just take a break.
900
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:00,600
And you're not even the best singer.
He is!
901
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:04,000
Thanks, man. Not you. Him.
902
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,160
Yes! All killer no filler!
903
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,360
Did he just say I'm not
the best singer?
904
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,400
OK, let's definitely take - a break now.
- With pleasure.
905
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,440
Hmm?
906
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,120
We'd like a word... in private.
907
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,000
Oh, uh...
908
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,920
I'm sorry,
are you trying to intimidate me?
909
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,080
Cos uh... I should point out
that you're a boy band...
910
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:38,280
and therefore, not very intimid-
911
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,640
Look, this song.
912
00:59:46,680 --> 00:59:48,920
Now, I get that you're all...
913
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,160
emotionally involved in it
and stuff.
914
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:55,000
But it's our song now,
so stop being a dick,
915
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,040
and let us do it our way.
916
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,520
Because we're gonna do it anyway.
917
01:00:00,560 --> 01:00:02,840
So, why bother fighting it, yeah?
918
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,600
Exactly, co-operation.
919
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:14,240
Think about Nina.
She's excited about this, yeah?
920
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,280
And you want her to be happy,
don't you?
921
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:22,880
So, now,
we're gonna go back downstairs,
922
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,840
you're gonna keep your mouth shut...
923
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,320
and leave it to the big boys.
924
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:31,160
Or else... show him, D-Wayne.
925
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:39,240
Sorry, man!
926
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,600
What the hell do you think
you're doing?!
927
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,680
- Get back downstairs now!
- You know you're not actually our boss, Meg,
928
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,920
so you can't tell us what to do.
Now.
929
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,160
Little shits!
930
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,440
OK?
931
01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:01,880
Ow!
932
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:03,960
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
933
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,600
There's nothing like being tortured
by a Poundland One Direction!
934
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:14,520
You know what, I'm done.
935
01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:18,240
Yeah, I'm gonna get a drink, and
I'm gonna listen to some real music.
936
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,960
You produce the song.
937
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,960
I already am.
938
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:27,880
You really didn't think I was gonna
leave this up to you, did you?
939
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:33,800
This was supposed to be a special
thing between me and Nina.
940
01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:36,480
And then you came along,
and... and you ruined it
941
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:40,760
just so you could save your job.
Well, congratulations, you have.
942
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,280
And I hope you go on to make many
more wonderful records
943
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:45,320
with such inspiring artists!
944
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,840
I hope you're very proud of yourself.
945
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,200
- Hello?
- Hi, it's Nina.
946
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:16,520
How's it going?
Er... How did you get this number?
947
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,240
'Uh... Yeah, I might have nicked it
off Blake's phone.
948
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:24,200
Yeah, I was trying to get hold of
him, but he's not answering.'
949
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:28,160
He's just um... talking to the boys.
950
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,200
'Really?
951
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:32,880
Cos it says on my Snap
he's in the Black Door Club
952
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,160
round the corner from you.'
953
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,440
Yes, that's right.
He was just talking to the boys,
954
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:41,120
and now he stepped out
to get some...
955
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,640
sandwiches and...
956
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,280
falafel...
957
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,800
for the boys.
958
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,640
'I miss the boys.
Tell them I miss them.'
959
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,040
Will do.
960
01:02:57,080 --> 01:03:00,720
'And thank you for this -
for, you know, choosing his song...
961
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,080
for letting him produce it. I think
it might be just what he needs.
962
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:07,960
Can't wait to hear it! Bye!'
Bye.
963
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:15,560
I'm a terrible person, aren't I?
964
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:19,360
Yep.
965
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,320
OK, boys. Shall we go again?
966
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:37,920
Hey. Tracked you down again.
967
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,560
This place is still horrible.
Mind if I join?
968
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,880
Sure, feel free.
969
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:48,160
Compound my misery.
970
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,680
We finished the recording -
just the mix to do.
971
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:54,160
How did the rap come out?
We cut the rap.
972
01:03:54,200 --> 01:03:56,400
I'm not a complete moron.
973
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:59,600
You're a complete something.
OK...
974
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:04,680
I admit... bringing the boys
to the hospital was a shitty move.
975
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:08,200
- Yeah, it was.
- Well, it isn't the first shitty move I've pulled,
976
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,080
and it probably won't be the last.
977
01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,120
I work in the music industry.
978
01:04:16,760 --> 01:04:20,280
I just hope Nina likes it.
That's all that matters.
979
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:23,960
She'll love it... because
it's a brilliant song, and...
980
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,560
you should feel so proud.
981
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:30,640
You've done a good thing,
and you're a good uncle.
982
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,760
Put your hands together,
everybody.
983
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,880
It's the band you've been
waiting for. It's Cholera!
984
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:42,160
What?
985
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,680
Welcome to my world!
986
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,800
You're joking, right? I'm not - going in there!
- Yes, you are.
987
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,400
Then we're quits for what
you did at the hospital.
988
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,960
OK? Come on, it'll be fun! Come on.
989
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,960
Seriously, these are all about you?
All of them.
990
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:53,040
Quicksand?!
Ooh, I've gotta hear that one.
991
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,800
Oh! No, it's not funny!
992
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:58,280
Sorry... no.
993
01:06:01,080 --> 01:06:03,080
It is quite funny, though.
994
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,120
And to think...
995
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:07,440
I gave him his first break.
996
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:12,160
Yeah, well, I hate him.
Not as much as I hate him.
997
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,440
I went round to his apartment
one morning,
998
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,480
thought I'd surprise him
with breakfast,
999
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,600
and my best friend Amy
opens the door half-naked.
1000
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,320
Wow. Now I really hate him.
1001
01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,120
Plus, I've always thought
that when he sings,
1002
01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:29,600
he... he sounds a bit like
a strangled otter.
1003
01:06:31,720 --> 01:06:34,080
He does sound like
a strangled otter.
1004
01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,120
Thank you!
1005
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:38,960
I would rather be lonely...
1006
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,720
than loved by you.
1007
01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:48,320
Than loved by you.
1008
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:51,560
That is a good impression of him.
1009
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,840
And a strangled meerkat...
both of them.
1010
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,480
So that would make you... 35?
1011
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,200
Close enough.
First song you ever bought?
1012
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,840
Ooh. Hit Me Baby One More Time.
1013
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,880
Ah, it's pop gold.
1014
01:07:09,920 --> 01:07:11,920
Uh... Your favourite album?
1015
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:14,880
Too hard. I'd have to give you
at least three,
1016
01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,880
and they change on a daily basis.
1017
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:22,920
Maybe someday, I will like
your thrashy metal-stuff thingy too.
1018
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:27,200
No, I'm joking...
of course I never will.
1019
01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:30,800
Yeah, you will.
Ah, living in a dream world.
1020
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:34,360
Well, this is me.
1021
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:37,760
Uh... Well... thank you.
1022
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:41,560
Yeah, well, I actually live nearby.
1023
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:45,200
Yeah, you know where that murder
was the other week?
1024
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,920
And then I think they busted
that crack den. Yeah.
1025
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,960
Just round from there. Nice place.
1026
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,000
Up and coming.
1027
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,880
Yes. Well...
1028
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:59,000
good night. Night.
1029
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:12,040
OK... I'm not gonna kiss you.
1030
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,920
I have this new rule -
no dating artists.
1031
01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:18,680
No, no, no. Obviously. Sensible.
Mm.
1032
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,760
Yeah, I'm actually working
on a new rule myself. Um...
1033
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,000
No more meaningless one-night stands.
1034
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,440
- Mm.
- Not that that's what this would have uh...
1035
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:32,320
Yeah...
let's just keep things professional.
1036
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,800
Exactly. Definitely.
1037
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:46,520
Oh, no.
1038
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:39,840
Good morning!
1039
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,680
Dammit.
1040
01:09:42,560 --> 01:09:45,320
Sorry... um...
forgot you were there.
1041
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,280
Are you OK?
1042
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,360
Fine. Fine.
1043
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,840
Morning.
1044
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:06,280
Hurry up! You're late!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
1045
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:09,440
OK, OK, OK. Um...
Before we go in...
1046
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:12,040
let's be clear,
last night was a mistake.
1047
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,560
Yeah, absolutely. Uh...
1048
01:10:16,160 --> 01:10:18,160
You're really fit.
1049
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,040
- No!
- No, no, no. I mean all the running and uh...
1050
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Well, but that too...
1051
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:28,560
Professional. Exactly.
1052
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,600
Definitely.
1053
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:42,280
Standing by! Oh!
1054
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,600
- Hey!
- Hi, Carrie. Hello.
1055
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,960
Hi, Nina.
1056
01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:51,440
So, you're late... together.
1057
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:54,800
Wait. Two... together?
1058
01:10:56,920 --> 01:11:00,000
We just take the same... bus. -..train.
- Train.
1059
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,480
Um... Shut up?
1060
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,920
I wanna go in the middle.
You're not getting in the middle.
1061
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:08,000
- Sorry, I just... Yeah.
- Boys?
1062
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,720
- So, how's it going? Brilliant!
- We get to watch through the monitors.
1063
01:11:12,760 --> 01:11:14,880
Ooh, great.
1064
01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:17,120
As long as they don't make it snow.
1065
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,160
And cue the snow machines!
1066
01:11:27,040 --> 01:11:31,040
♪ Christmas lights,
Christmas morning
1067
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:35,480
♪ Unique snowflakes slowly falling
1068
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,440
♪ Like your smile that is calling
1069
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:42,280
♪ Me back to you
1070
01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:47,920
♪ As I search through my feelings
1071
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,920
♪ All I find is the longing
1072
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:54,320
♪ To stay
1073
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:58,960
♪ In this perfect moment with you
1074
01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:05,040
♪ The honesty you taught me
and the way in which you love me
1075
01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:08,360
♪ It's so clear now
1076
01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:11,000
♪ My friend
1077
01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:15,800
♪ We've come this far
1078
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,880
Winter winds
1079
01:12:18,920 --> 01:12:22,600
♪ Are blowing in
1080
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:29,440
♪ Will you share every Christmas
with me, my darling...
1081
01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,680
How are you doing?
1082
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:34,280
I love Christmas songs.
1083
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:36,240
Ah, no kidding.
1084
01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:40,240
Yeah, you know, I think there's
something magical about them
1085
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:43,120
that always takes you back
to a happy place.
1086
01:12:43,160 --> 01:12:47,000
I guess because it reminds you
of the people you love.
1087
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,040
♪ ..Christmas Day is dawning
1088
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:51,960
♪ If you're gone
1089
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:57,120
♪ Before I wake Before I wake
1090
01:12:57,160 --> 01:13:00,160
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1091
01:13:00,200 --> 01:13:03,040
♪ This Christmas morning
1092
01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:05,400
♪ This Christmas morning ♪
1093
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,800
Thank you. You're welcome.
1094
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:23,120
OK, then.
So... you and Meg. What's the shiz?
1095
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,160
The what?
1096
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,440
Kissing status. Wha gwan?
1097
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:29,480
Nothing. She's um...
1098
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:33,600
It's a professional relationship.
1099
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,640
Yeah... which ends today.
1100
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,240
Everything's done - song, video...
1101
01:13:42,120 --> 01:13:44,920
Yeah. So? Do you like her?
1102
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:49,800
Yes. Yes, I think I do.
1103
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:52,320
Then, tell her, you idiot.
Oh, my God.
1104
01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:54,440
Yeah, you really are an idiot.
1105
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:58,440
OK. Bye, then.
1106
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,960
- Bye!
- You better tell her!
1107
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:20,000
Great song, man.
1108
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:25,000
Thanks, man.
We are gonna be so-o-o rich.
1109
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,960
Grainger said...
he's gonna get us all cars.
1110
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,320
I'm gonna get a Smart car.
Cos they're small...
1111
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,520
and you can park them really easy.
1112
01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:41,120
I'm not a confident parker.
1113
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:45,000
Yeah, well, I mean...
1114
01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:48,280
all the money's going to charity,
so... Yeah, OK.
1115
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,000
What's going on?
1116
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:56,400
You're not supposed to tell anyone.
1117
01:14:56,440 --> 01:15:00,040
We can tell him.
Especially not him.
1118
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,480
Oh, yeah. Sorry, man.
1119
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:05,520
Forget everything I just said.
1120
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:10,360
Wooo... Boop!
1121
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,960
Yep, all done,
and it looks great.
1122
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:22,680
Hey, Grainger, hang on one sec. Hey!
1123
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,720
There you are. I was thinking...
1124
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:26,800
maybe it wouldn't hurt
to have one drink.
1125
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:29,280
Are you kidding me? Sorry?
1126
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:31,640
When were you gonna tell me?
1127
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:34,040
Tell you what? Jesus.
1128
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,360
I bet you only slept with me
to keep me sweet
1129
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:39,240
while you finished cranking out
this musical turd!
1130
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:42,880
Yeah, just like you said, not the
first shitty thing you've ever done,
1131
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,920
and it won't be the last.
1132
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:52,520
Charity, my arse!
1133
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:03,480
Grainger?
1134
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:22,360
Kandy? The tour is over.
1135
01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:25,720
Ryan and I have split.
1136
01:16:25,760 --> 01:16:29,200
What, again?
1137
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,320
It's for good this time.
1138
01:16:34,040 --> 01:16:36,040
He's such an asshole.
1139
01:16:37,800 --> 01:16:39,800
Can I stay at yours tonight?
1140
01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,240
I can't go back to our place.
1141
01:16:45,320 --> 01:16:47,720
Yeah. Yeah. Why not? Yeah.
1142
01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:49,760
I could do with the company.
1143
01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:56,800
I'll just uh... get my keys.
1144
01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,880
All right.
1145
01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:01,920
A nice cup of whiskey.
1146
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:22,360
Look, I just - Uh-huh.
1147
01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,520
- It is you.
- Oh... What do you want?
1148
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:30,840
Is... Is Blake here? No.
1149
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,200
He went to get me breakfast.
1150
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:35,520
We were up all night, so...
1151
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:38,240
now we are hungry.
You know how it is.
1152
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,800
Yes.
1153
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:45,640
He is pissed off with you,
let me tell you.
1154
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,680
Then, in that case...
1155
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:52,960
can you tell him from me...
I'm sorry.
1156
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:55,200
I didn't know anything
about the money.
1157
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:57,240
And I've actually quit my job.
1158
01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:01,160
Now, he can't get the song back,
1159
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,440
not without stumping up
a huge amount of money
1160
01:18:03,480 --> 01:18:05,520
to cover Cocksmiths' costs...
1161
01:18:05,560 --> 01:18:09,200
but he can record a version of his
own, and I can help him release it.
1162
01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,560
It's a good story, and with
the right kind of publicity,
1163
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,400
it could sell,
and that money will go to charity.
1164
01:18:18,800 --> 01:18:21,560
It's the least I could do.
Ja, you said it.
1165
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:28,080
So... will you tell him?
Ja, I tell him.
1166
01:18:29,640 --> 01:18:31,840
I'm not stupid.
1167
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:35,120
No... but I clearly am.
1168
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:38,040
OK, goodbye, corporate lady bitch.
1169
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:54,160
- Hey!
- Hey, man. You all right?
1170
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:57,440
- Thanks for coming. - Always.
- How you doing? - Good.
1171
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,480
Hey.
1172
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,400
Can I see your pass, please? No.
1173
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:11,240
- Come on, Mark.
- Hm? Let's get set up.
1174
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:15,080
So... they chewed you up
and spat you out.
1175
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:17,840
Yeah. - And we're the cavalry.
- Is that cool?
1176
01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,680
Are we cool?
Hey, listen. I'm always cool, mate.
1177
01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:23,800
Nina here? No. No, she's...
1178
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:27,680
she's pretty tired.
Right, well...
1179
01:19:29,320 --> 01:19:31,520
let's do her and her uncle proud.
1180
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,560
Yeah?
1181
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,880
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma.
1182
01:19:38,760 --> 01:19:41,600
Dame Judy Dench. Dame Judy Dench.
1183
01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:45,680
Matt LeBlanc.
In we go to Cocksmiths Records.
1184
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:49,440
Coming in. So, yeah. And just - low on the drums, please. Yeah.
- Hey!
1185
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,560
Hi. Thanks for doing this.
1186
01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:55,120
No problem. Felt I owed it to Nina.
1187
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,360
Did you really quit your job?
1188
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,600
Yes.
1189
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,720
Sorry. No. I'm not.
1190
01:20:02,760 --> 01:20:05,520
I can't help but feel
a bit... responsible.
1191
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,640
Oh, no. You don't owe me anything.
1192
01:20:07,680 --> 01:20:09,840
I don't owe you anything,
so let's just...
1193
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:15,600
Look, I had to call in a lot
of favours to set this up, and...
1194
01:20:15,640 --> 01:20:18,440
we haven't got much time.
So let's just get going.
1195
01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,400
OK. Good.
1196
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:26,400
Ah! My chorus! Guys, how you doing?
You all right?
1197
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:29,560
Come in. Come in.
Are we ready to rock?
1198
01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,200
Small people?
1199
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:34,080
Oh, Blake. Kinder?
1200
01:20:34,120 --> 01:20:36,200
And here's your Uncle Blake. OK.
1201
01:20:36,240 --> 01:20:40,600
Let's do this the way it should have
been done, OK? Wish us luck!
1202
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:44,880
- Nah, you've got this. - Have you got
- this, Mrs Scorsese? - Yes, maestro.
1203
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:52,200
- What?
- When I'm older, I wanna be just like you.
1204
01:20:52,240 --> 01:20:54,560
In your dreams, little girl.
1205
01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,360
There can be only one.
1206
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,280
You sure you don't wanna
- sing it yourself? - Nah.
1207
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:06,320
You're a better singer than me.
1208
01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:10,520
Just uh... nice and simple, yeah?
1209
01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,560
Yeah, don't worry. I've got it.
1210
01:21:13,560 --> 01:21:16,120
Good luck, kids. Here we go.
1211
01:21:33,040 --> 01:21:36,800
♪ Christmas lights,
Christmas morning
1212
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:40,600
♪ Unique snowflakes slowly falling
1213
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,840
♪ Like your smile
1214
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:48,040
♪ That is calling me back to you
1215
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:52,600
♪ As I search through my feelings
1216
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:59,160
♪ All I find
is the longing to stay
1217
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:04,000
♪ In this perfect moment with you
1218
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:10,280
♪ The honesty you've taught me
and the way in which you love me
1219
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:12,920
♪ It's so clear now
1220
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:15,760
♪ My friend
1221
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:20,920
♪ We've come this far
1222
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:23,440
♪ Winter winds
1223
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:27,760
♪ Are blowing in
1224
01:22:27,800 --> 01:22:31,160
♪ Will you share every Christmas
1225
01:22:31,200 --> 01:22:34,520
♪ With me, my darling?
1226
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:39,240
♪ If you're gone
1227
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:44,080
♪ Before I wake
1228
01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,760
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1229
01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:51,520
♪ This Christmas morning ♪
1230
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:56,240
Congratulations! You've made it
through to the live final!
1231
01:22:56,280 --> 01:22:58,880
All right!
1232
01:22:58,920 --> 01:23:01,680
Well done, guys. Well done.
1233
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:07,120
So um... well, we're all going
for a drink. Do you...
1234
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,600
- want to come?
- Nah. I wouldn't want to cramp your style.
1235
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:14,160
- What?
- Besides, I've got far too much to do.
1236
01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:16,240
OK, well... maybe another time?
1237
01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,000
Uh-huh.
1238
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,240
Sounds really great, by the way.
1239
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,760
The piano sounds really good.
1240
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:48,080
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.
OK, I think I'm ready.
1241
01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:52,080
You've got it the wrong way.
Oh... sorry, hang on.
1242
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,920
Am I in properly?
1243
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:56,720
Yeah, you're good. You look good.
1244
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,640
Liar. OK, and... action!
1245
01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:05,560
I hate Five Together.
1246
01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:09,280
Yeah, they're shit!
Want to get a Christmas song?
1247
01:24:09,320 --> 01:24:11,920
Then, buy this one... by Scurve -
1248
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:15,440
where all the proceeds
really go to a cancer charity.
1249
01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,680
What are you doing? N-Nothing.
1250
01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:24,920
You just made
the biggest mistake of your life!
1251
01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:28,400
I'll crush you!
I'll smite thee from on high
1252
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:30,760
with my mighty... legal hammer!
1253
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,640
Why? We had a contract!
1254
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:35,120
Oh, yes, contract.
1255
01:24:35,160 --> 01:24:37,720
Yes... wasn't signed though, was it?
1256
01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,160
'It was all a bit of a rush.'
Ha!
1257
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,400
Phooey.
1258
01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:51,560
Fine. Go and make
your little record.
1259
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:55,720
No-one's gonna hear it. Once
you've raised your £100 for charity,
1260
01:24:55,760 --> 01:24:58,960
if you're lucky you can look out
from your golden tower of...
1261
01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:05,080
principles and see your career
vanishing over the horizon.
1262
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:08,840
'Bye-bye, success. Bye-bye, money.'
1263
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:10,880
Bye-bye, Grainger.
1264
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:21,480
Entertainment desk, please.
1265
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:25,040
Hi, is this Bobbie Purser?
1266
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:27,080
It's Meg Rai.
1267
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,600
No, no... it's not about
Ranelle Spear.
1268
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:33,040
But I do have something for you.
1269
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:36,040
It's about Five Together.
1270
01:26:13,720 --> 01:26:16,960
Hey, Meg, it's Blake.
1271
01:26:18,280 --> 01:26:20,880
Everything's gone a bit mad!
How you doing?
1272
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:22,920
Give us a call.
1273
01:26:22,960 --> 01:26:25,600
Hello, this is Vladimir Putin.
1274
01:26:25,640 --> 01:26:29,560
Let's get topless together
and wrestle a grizzly bear.
1275
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:32,600
No, it's Blake... obviously.
1276
01:26:33,880 --> 01:26:35,880
Please call me.
1277
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,320
Message deleted.
1278
01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,960
Meg. It's Ranelle.
1279
01:26:41,000 --> 01:26:44,480
Look, I really need to see you.
I know it's Christmas Eve tomorrow,
1280
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:49,120
but can we meet?
Please, it's really important.
1281
01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,960
- Gin and tonic, please.
- Right away, madam.
1282
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,200
Yeah, hi. Meg's phone.
1283
01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:14,080
Ranelle Spear, who's this?
1284
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,080
Blake?
1285
01:27:17,120 --> 01:27:19,520
Yeah, well, sorry, Blake. Um...
1286
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,440
She's actually in the shower
because we... we just had sex.
1287
01:27:23,480 --> 01:27:27,400
So um... want me to get her
to call you back or...?
1288
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:30,400
Hello?
1289
01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:33,400
Hello? Thank you.
1290
01:27:41,160 --> 01:27:44,880
So... why are we here?
1291
01:27:44,920 --> 01:27:46,920
I'm heading back to the West Coast.
1292
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:49,840
You should come with me -
hang, you know?
1293
01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:53,520
Soak up some of that sweet - Cali sunshine. With you?
- Yes.
1294
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,880
You know, I was thinking that...
1295
01:27:58,760 --> 01:28:01,680
we should get back together.
- Wow. - Yeah.
1296
01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,320
Yeah, I know. Bombshell, right?
1297
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:07,880
But it'd be cool, no?
Cool because... OK.
1298
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:12,960
Look, look. Look, so I know
that I didn't exactly treat you...
1299
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:17,520
OK, um...
1300
01:28:17,560 --> 01:28:21,560
So, maybe... perhaps, I was a bit...
1301
01:28:24,040 --> 01:28:26,560
Keep going, you can get there...
1302
01:28:27,440 --> 01:28:29,440
I think I should have maybe...
1303
01:28:30,480 --> 01:28:32,520
appreciated you a bit more.
1304
01:28:32,560 --> 01:28:34,800
You should have.
1305
01:28:34,840 --> 01:28:36,840
Yeah.
1306
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:42,880
I can't write. Nothing's coming.
1307
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:47,120
I've got to make a start
on the new album, and...
1308
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:50,920
I-I can't think... of anything.
1309
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:56,720
How about a concept album about
an arrogant, heartless arsehole?
1310
01:28:56,760 --> 01:29:00,560
Oh... yes! You've got ideas, Meg!
You're my muse.
1311
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:04,240
You are my muse!
Come and be my muse again, huh?
1312
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:07,120
Look, the record label
are seriously on my back.
1313
01:29:07,160 --> 01:29:09,960
What do you say? Say yes.
1314
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:13,560
Yes. Come on, just say yes.
Say it. Say it.
1315
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:17,720
Ranelle. Yeah?
1316
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:21,440
I'd rather be lonely
than be loved by you.
1317
01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:26,880
OK. So... what does that mean?
1318
01:29:27,840 --> 01:29:29,840
It's your own...
1319
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:34,600
Never mind. I have to be somewhere.
1320
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:50,400
And finally,
a real David and Goliath story.
1321
01:29:50,440 --> 01:29:52,720
Chart-topping boy band Five Together
1322
01:29:52,760 --> 01:29:57,000
go head-to-head with obscure
grindcore metal band Scurve
1323
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:01,640
in a race for the Christmas
number-one spot with the same song.
1324
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:04,320
Blake Cutter of Scurve,
who wrote the song,
1325
01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:07,920
decided to release his band's
own version when he discovered
1326
01:30:07,960 --> 01:30:10,120
that the money from
the Five Together single
1327
01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:12,680
was not, in fact, going to charity.
1328
01:30:12,720 --> 01:30:15,160
Look, look. No, look, look.
1329
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:18,520
This has been
grossly misrepresented.
1330
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,920
Of course, some of the money will
be going to a designated charity.
1331
01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:25,200
What am I, a monster?
Now, get out of my way.
1332
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:32,520
Welcome
to the nation's most exciting
1333
01:30:32,560 --> 01:30:34,560
Christmas countdown with me,
1334
01:30:34,600 --> 01:30:37,600
the nation's most exciting DJ,
Joe Lycett.
1335
01:30:37,640 --> 01:30:40,440
This is where we find out
who is going to take hold
1336
01:30:40,480 --> 01:30:44,240
of that always-cherished position,
the number-one song spot
1337
01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:47,560
on Christmas Day.
We've all been asking the question -
1338
01:30:47,600 --> 01:30:51,880
will it be the world's favourite
boy band Five Together,
1339
01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:56,120
or could it be those not so well-known
purveyors of grindcore Scurve?
1340
01:30:56,160 --> 01:31:00,280
Hi.
1341
01:31:00,320 --> 01:31:02,400
Just went up to see Nina.
1342
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:06,560
You're not sticking around
for the... countdown, then?
1343
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:10,120
No. I have to go. Oh.
1344
01:31:10,160 --> 01:31:12,040
Back to Ranelle Spear.
1345
01:31:12,080 --> 01:31:14,240
What? Yeah, I called you.
1346
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:16,280
He answered.
1347
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:19,000
Said you'd just had sex.
And you believed him?
1348
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:24,120
Do you really think that would
be something I would do?
1349
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:27,400
Er... He tried
to sleaze his way back to me,
1350
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,760
and I told him where to get off.
1351
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:32,000
Oh. So...
1352
01:31:32,040 --> 01:31:34,680
Why do you even care?
You're with Kandy now.
1353
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:38,240
- What? No. Wh-What?!
- Oh, no.
1354
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:40,680
Terrible. I'm not!
1355
01:31:42,440 --> 01:31:45,240
Well, she answered the door
to me, half-naked.
1356
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:48,040
You were getting her breakfast.
You'd both been up all night
1357
01:31:48,080 --> 01:31:51,040
and were so hungry!
No. no. That was just...
1358
01:31:51,080 --> 01:31:54,400
She was upset.
Yeah. I thought you were different.
1359
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:58,520
Clearly, I was wrong. No! No.
1360
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:02,560
She'd just broken up with Ryan. She's
always walking around half-naked!
1361
01:32:04,360 --> 01:32:06,360
She's German.
1362
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:09,880
Do you know what?
1363
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:12,080
Doesn't really matter.
1364
01:32:12,120 --> 01:32:14,800
I'm... I'm going back to New York.
1365
01:32:15,760 --> 01:32:18,440
A friend of mine is setting up
a new label and offered me a job,
1366
01:32:18,480 --> 01:32:20,600
and I've taken it, so um...
1367
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:23,560
New York?
1368
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:25,840
Oh, but I thought that maybe we...
1369
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,120
What? I told you.
1370
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:32,520
I don't date artists.
1371
01:32:37,320 --> 01:32:39,400
You should go up and see Nina.
1372
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:41,440
Meg!
1373
01:32:47,320 --> 01:32:49,320
- Shit!
- All right, folks.
1374
01:32:49,360 --> 01:32:53,720
It's nearly time to reveal who's
gonna be Christmas number one.
1375
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:56,720
Where've you been?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
1376
01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:03,360
He's my boyfriend. OK.
1377
01:33:04,280 --> 01:33:06,160
Meg was here.
1378
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:09,640
I know. I saw her.
1379
01:33:09,680 --> 01:33:13,200
And? Did you tell her how you feel?
1380
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:16,440
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
1381
01:33:19,280 --> 01:33:22,040
And?
1382
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:27,440
I knew I was right about you two.
Yeah.
1383
01:33:27,480 --> 01:33:30,280
Yeah. Yeah, you called it.
1384
01:33:31,280 --> 01:33:34,080
So the question
on everyone's lips,
1385
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:36,360
have Five Together scored
the number one,
1386
01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:38,760
or did Scurve
achieve the improbable?
1387
01:33:38,800 --> 01:33:42,000
With two new entries to reveal,
the nation's Christmas top ten
1388
01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:44,560
looks and sounds
something like this.
1389
01:33:44,600 --> 01:33:47,480
At ten, Coldplay with Indigo Snow.
1390
01:33:47,520 --> 01:33:50,640
At nine, Olly Murs with
Bang, There Goes My Heart.
1391
01:33:50,680 --> 01:33:53,800
At eight, Justin Bieber
with God Complex.
1392
01:33:53,840 --> 01:33:57,280
At seven, Ed Sheeran
with Unnecessary Boyfriend.
1393
01:33:57,320 --> 01:34:00,320
Sixth, Unbreakable, it's Dua Lipa.
1394
01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:02,760
At five, it's the Little Drummer
Boy... Come on, lads!
1395
01:34:02,800 --> 01:34:05,240
Little Mix and Snoop Dogg.
1396
01:34:05,280 --> 01:34:08,840
Number four, the cast of Gogglebox
with The Sun Always Shines On TV.
1397
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:11,720
At three,
Ranelle Spear - Goodbye, Baby.
1398
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:14,040
So here we are -
1399
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:17,320
two records left, and I can reveal
1400
01:34:17,360 --> 01:34:20,240
they are both the same song.
Come on. Come on.
1401
01:34:21,160 --> 01:34:26,480
Who's it gonna be? This year's
Christmas number one is...
1402
01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:34,160
Five Together!
1403
01:34:49,480 --> 01:34:51,480
I'm sorry.
1404
01:34:51,520 --> 01:34:53,840
What for?
1405
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:55,920
They beat us.
1406
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:01,400
All I wanted
was a nice Christmas song.
1407
01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:04,560
You wrote me a hit.
1408
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:08,200
You got the first spot
and the second!
1409
01:35:09,120 --> 01:35:11,680
Don't you realise
how amazing that is?
1410
01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:18,760
They were always going to beat us.
1411
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:25,520
What were you hoping for?
1412
01:35:26,680 --> 01:35:28,680
A miracle?
1413
01:36:41,640 --> 01:36:44,240
I'd like to welcome
everybody here today
1414
01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:48,480
to celebrate the extraordinary life
of Nina Cutter.
1415
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:09,080
♪ Winter winds
1416
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:13,440
♪ Are blowing in
1417
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:16,560
♪ Will you share
1418
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:22,240
♪ Every Christmas with me,
my darling?
1419
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:56,080
♪ Christmas lights,
Christmas morning
1420
01:37:56,120 --> 01:38:00,040
♪ Unique snowflakes slowly falling
1421
01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:03,000
♪ Like your smile
1422
01:38:03,040 --> 01:38:06,960
♪ That is calling me back to you
1423
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:13,360
♪ As I search through my feelings
1424
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:16,880
♪ All I find is the longing
1425
01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:19,800
♪ To stay
1426
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:24,240
♪ In this perfect moment with you
1427
01:38:26,360 --> 01:38:28,360
♪ The honesty you've taught me
1428
01:38:28,400 --> 01:38:30,800
♪ And the way in which you love me
1429
01:38:30,840 --> 01:38:33,600
♪ It's so clear now
1430
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:36,280
♪ My friend
1431
01:38:36,320 --> 01:38:40,800
♪ We've come this far
1432
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:44,040
♪ Winter winds
1433
01:38:44,080 --> 01:38:47,880
♪ Are blowing in
1434
01:38:47,920 --> 01:38:52,440
♪ Will you share every Christmas
1435
01:38:52,480 --> 01:38:55,240
♪ With me, my darling?
1436
01:38:57,360 --> 01:39:00,400
♪ If you're gone
1437
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:04,920
♪ Before I wake
1438
01:39:04,960 --> 01:39:09,080
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1439
01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:11,560
♪ This Christmas morning
1440
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:17,400
♪ One can flick through the photos
1441
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:20,560
♪ Memories for tomorrow
1442
01:39:21,480 --> 01:39:24,000
♪ Turn the lights on
1443
01:39:24,040 --> 01:39:27,960
♪ Like we've done every year
1444
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:33,640
♪ Distant bells, new horizons
1445
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:37,480
♪ In your heart, don't be frightened
1446
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:41,760
♪ You taught me to be lighter
1447
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,760
♪ Through the storm
1448
01:39:46,440 --> 01:39:50,400
♪ The honesty you taught me
and the way in which you love me
1449
01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:53,720
♪ It's so clear now
1450
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:56,400
♪ My friend
1451
01:39:56,440 --> 01:40:00,960
♪ We've come this far
1452
01:40:01,000 --> 01:40:04,120
♪ Winter winds
1453
01:40:04,160 --> 01:40:07,840
♪ Are blowing in
1454
01:40:08,720 --> 01:40:12,160
♪ Will you share every Christmas
1455
01:40:12,200 --> 01:40:15,600
♪ With me, my darling?
1456
01:40:17,720 --> 01:40:20,600
♪ If you're gone
1457
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:24,560
♪ Before I wake
1458
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:28,720
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1459
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:31,480
♪ This Christmas morning
1460
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:36,520
♪
1461
01:40:42,160 --> 01:40:44,320
♪
1462
01:41:06,320 --> 01:41:08,320
Look at this.
1463
01:41:09,360 --> 01:41:11,360
Isn't it beautiful?
1464
01:41:11,400 --> 01:41:14,200
You know, I thought
I should do this before it's...
1465
01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:17,400
you know...
1466
01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:20,840
too late?
1467
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:24,920
But I just want to say...
I've had a great life.
1468
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:27,160
I've got a loving family.
1469
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:30,840
And hey, I've been me,
and I'm pretty cool.
1470
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:33,120
I've been having a think,
1471
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:35,560
and here are Nina's rules
for living your life.
1472
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:38,520
Number one,
if you wanna do something,
1473
01:41:38,560 --> 01:41:41,320
do it. Do it now.
1474
01:41:41,360 --> 01:41:45,440
Number two,
why be sad if you can be happy?
1475
01:41:45,480 --> 01:41:47,880
Number three, recycle.
1476
01:41:47,920 --> 01:41:50,680
Come on, people,
climate change is real.
1477
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:52,720
And number four...
1478
01:41:52,760 --> 01:41:55,880
if you love someone, tell 'em.
1479
01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:05,160
The heartbeat chases -
run, escape her.
1480
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:07,440
Write the words down on the paper.
1481
01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:10,800
And Atlas himself shrugged!
1482
01:42:10,840 --> 01:42:12,920
The fury, the rage.
1483
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:14,960
I turn away.
1484
01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:18,760
I turn the page. Peace.
1485
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:25,880
OK, I think that's enough
1486
01:42:25,920 --> 01:42:28,200
slam poetry and ukulele players
for me tonight.
1487
01:42:28,240 --> 01:42:32,560
Thank you, so much,
for bringing me...
1488
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:35,440
and also paying me.
1489
01:42:35,480 --> 01:42:37,720
You're very welcome.
1490
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:39,960
But I'm very tired,
1491
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,000
and I'm gonna go home.
1492
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:46,640
At least stay for the last act.
Apparently, they're really good.
1493
01:42:56,240 --> 01:43:01,640
♪ Why can't I be someone stronger?
1494
01:43:03,000 --> 01:43:05,160
♪ Be someone other
1495
01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:09,160
♪ Than I've been before?
1496
01:43:11,480 --> 01:43:16,960
♪ Why can't I be someone wiser?
1497
01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:20,520
♪ Where's my advisor
1498
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:24,480
♪ When I can't be sure?
1499
01:43:26,560 --> 01:43:29,760
♪ Cos you've made me
1500
01:43:29,800 --> 01:43:34,640
♪ Want to share what I'm feeling
1501
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:40,360
♪ Even though I don't have a clue
1502
01:43:41,800 --> 01:43:44,800
And now you're here
1503
01:43:44,840 --> 01:43:47,280
♪ Can you come nearer?
1504
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:50,800
♪ So I can be clearer
1505
01:43:51,920 --> 01:43:53,680
♪ That I've fallen for you?
1506
01:43:57,240 --> 01:43:59,880
♪
1507
01:44:07,440 --> 01:44:09,560
♪
1508
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:15,280
♪ I wasn't sure
1509
01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:18,040
♪ When I first met you
1510
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:22,040
♪ Had to reject you
1511
01:44:22,920 --> 01:44:27,280
♪ From coming too close
1512
01:44:27,320 --> 01:44:33,040
♪ But you made me smile
like no other
1513
01:44:34,000 --> 01:44:37,080
♪ Helped me recover
1514
01:44:38,000 --> 01:44:40,880
♪ From what hurt me most
1515
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:46,200
♪ So give me a chance
1516
01:44:46,240 --> 01:44:50,640
♪ To advance this situation
1517
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:53,080
♪ Even though
1518
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:57,120
♪ We thought we were through
1519
01:44:58,040 --> 01:45:00,760
♪ But now you're here
1520
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:03,400
♪ Coincidentally
1521
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:07,120
♪ It's not accidentally
1522
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:10,720
♪ That I've fallen for you
1523
01:45:13,520 --> 01:45:15,520
♪
1524
01:45:19,960 --> 01:45:21,960
♪
1525
01:45:28,480 --> 01:45:30,480
♪
1526
01:45:34,960 --> 01:45:36,960
♪
1527
01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:45,480
♪
1528
01:45:49,840 --> 01:45:52,400
♪
1529
01:45:53,560 --> 01:45:57,040
♪
1530
01:46:13,480 --> 01:46:17,400
♪ One can flick through the photos
1531
01:46:17,440 --> 01:46:21,560
♪ Memories for tomorrow
1532
01:46:21,600 --> 01:46:24,160
♪ Turn the lights on
1533
01:46:24,200 --> 01:46:28,480
♪ Like we've done every year
1534
01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:33,800
♪ Distant bells, new horizons
1535
01:46:33,840 --> 01:46:38,160
♪ In your heart, girl,
don't be frightened
1536
01:46:38,200 --> 01:46:42,000
♪ You taught me to be lighter
1537
01:46:42,040 --> 01:46:45,240
♪ Through the storm
1538
01:46:47,080 --> 01:46:51,240
♪ The honesty you've taught me
and the way in which you love me
1539
01:46:51,280 --> 01:46:54,280
♪ It's so clear now
1540
01:46:54,320 --> 01:46:56,840
♪ My friend
1541
01:46:56,880 --> 01:47:01,600
♪ We've come this far
1542
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:05,000
♪ Winter winds
1543
01:47:05,040 --> 01:47:08,480
♪ Are blowing in
1544
01:47:09,360 --> 01:47:13,000
♪ Will you share every Christmas
1545
01:47:13,040 --> 01:47:15,680
♪ With me, my darling?
1546
01:47:18,320 --> 01:47:21,440
♪ If you're gone
1547
01:47:21,480 --> 01:47:25,040
♪ Before I wake
1548
01:47:25,920 --> 01:47:29,880
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1549
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:32,560
♪ This Christmas morning
1550
01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:38,000
♪ Winter winds
1551
01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:41,480
♪ Are blowing in
1552
01:47:42,560 --> 01:47:46,000
♪ Will you share every Christmas
1553
01:47:46,040 --> 01:47:49,320
♪ With me, my darling?
Snowflakes slowly falling
1554
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:51,440
♪ Christmas Day is dawning
1555
01:47:51,480 --> 01:47:54,560
♪ If you're gone
1556
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:59,000
♪ Before I wake Before I wake
1557
01:47:59,040 --> 01:48:02,720
♪ I'll remember you as you are
1558
01:48:02,760 --> 01:48:05,400
♪ This Christmas morning
1559
01:48:05,440 --> 01:48:08,160
♪ This Christmas morning ♪
1560
01:48:10,040 --> 01:48:13,520
♪ Rather be lonely, I'd rather
be lonely than loved by you
1561
01:48:14,520 --> 01:48:18,040
♪ Rather be lonely, I'd rather
be lonely than loved by you
1562
01:48:18,080 --> 01:48:22,400
♪ Than loved by you
1563
01:48:22,440 --> 01:48:26,840
♪ Than loved by
1564
01:48:26,880 --> 01:48:31,160
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1565
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,200
♪ Than loved by you ♪
1566
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:36,200
♪ Check out the tsunamis
1567
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:38,160
♪ Out in the East
1568
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:41,600
♪ Conspiracy theories
1569
01:48:42,560 --> 01:48:45,040
♪ The sign of the beast
1570
01:48:45,920 --> 01:48:48,960
♪ Robots in the workplace
1571
01:48:49,000 --> 01:48:51,320
♪ Taking our jobs
1572
01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:54,880
♪ Here's a shoutout to the losers
1573
01:48:54,920 --> 01:48:57,720
♪ Cos no-one dates a slob
1574
01:48:58,840 --> 01:49:03,760
♪ But one day,
things will be different
1575
01:49:03,800 --> 01:49:06,480
♪ But until that time
1576
01:49:06,520 --> 01:49:09,680
♪ We look for a miracle
1577
01:49:09,720 --> 01:49:13,600
♪ A Christmas miracle
1578
01:49:13,640 --> 01:49:19,040
♪ Santa's bringing presents
to billionaires and peasants
1579
01:49:19,080 --> 01:49:22,440
♪ They all need a miracle
1580
01:49:22,480 --> 01:49:26,120
♪ An old-school miracle
1581
01:49:26,160 --> 01:49:29,920
♪ We just need to believe
1582
01:49:29,960 --> 01:49:33,760
♪ Yes, yes, so look at my garms,
I ain't dressed like no peasant
1583
01:49:33,800 --> 01:49:37,160
♪ I'm killing it, I'm smart,
your greatest Christmas present
1584
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:39,920
♪ I represent the miracle you desire
1585
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:43,200
♪ More swagger than Santa
and more admired
1586
01:49:43,240 --> 01:49:45,240
♪ I won't be twisting up the truth
1587
01:49:45,280 --> 01:49:47,800
♪ I won't give you no reason
to doubt me
1588
01:49:47,840 --> 01:49:49,880
♪ Yes, I'll spice up your season
1589
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:52,920
♪ You know I've paid my dues,
I'll say that in my defence
1590
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:56,240
♪ Let me shower you with gold,
leave out the frankincense
1591
01:49:57,480 --> 01:50:00,880
♪ We pray for a miracle
1592
01:50:00,920 --> 01:50:04,720
♪ A Christmas miracle
1593
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:06,760
♪ Give succour to the feeble
1594
01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:10,520
♪ Feed the hungry people
Oh, sugar
1595
01:50:10,560 --> 01:50:13,720
♪ Behold a miracle
1596
01:50:13,760 --> 01:50:17,680
♪ A Christmas miracle
1597
01:50:17,720 --> 01:50:23,480
♪ We just need
1598
01:50:23,520 --> 01:50:27,840
♪ To believe ♪
1599
01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:33,840
Five Together,
Five Together, Five Together,
1600
01:50:33,880 --> 01:50:37,600
Five Together, Five Together,
Five Together, Five Together,
1601
01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:41,400
Five Together, Five Together,
Five Together!
1602
01:50:46,120 --> 01:50:48,120
Huh.
1603
01:50:48,160 --> 01:50:50,160
This is Ranelle.
1604
01:50:52,000 --> 01:50:54,040
Are you ready?
1605
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:57,200
Are you ready to taste this?
1606
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:02,480
Wear it, spray it, feel it,
1607
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:05,480
be it, take it, have it.
1608
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:07,520
Are you with me?
1609
01:51:09,120 --> 01:51:11,120
Just like that.
1610
01:51:12,320 --> 01:51:15,640
It's yours. Taste it.
1611
01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:20,480
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