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[buzzing]
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[sign buzzing]
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[ticking]
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[up-tempo music plays]
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? You got evil in this town
So bad
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? But if you're smart you won't be there
for them to kick around
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? Chasin' your tail
like a little lost puppy
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? No place for you to face
Swingin' on a star
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? You got evil in this town
So bad
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? That's why the heroes are around
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? Put out a couple of heroes ?
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[man] Heroes was filmed on location
with the cooperation
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of members of the superhero community.
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[Tick] Yeah, the first patrol
is usually pretty quiet.
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Your average villain
prefers the cover of night.
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You get the occasional evil morning
person, but rarely before seven.
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I don't know why that is.
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By 7:30, 8:00, evil is wide awake.
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But we're even wider.
We've been up since 6:30!
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- [feedback buzzes]
- Hello, TV Land!
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I love this show.
I watch it every week.
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I'm sure millions of viewers
are out there just wondering
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what it's like
to wear the tights of justice.
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Well, it's tingly.
It's uncomfortable.
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But it gets the job done.
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And, oh, the job of it!
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Tick, maybe we should get out there.
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Arthur informs me, with his watch,
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that evil will wait
not a second longer.
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The word "go" defines us now.
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Everybody, into the pool!
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- [static buzzes]
- [panting, grunting]
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[screaming, grunting]
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[chuckling] Close call, huh?
Here's a little tip:
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Leap before you look.
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- [static buzzes]
- [panting]
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Challenging roof ahead!
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[exclaiming]
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[man struggling]
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- [Tick] Dog!
- [dog growling]
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[man yelping]
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- [static buzzing]
- [Tick] You OK back there?
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- Huh... Feeling a little better?
- [man pants]
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Good!
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Hey, ever seen
a secret superhero headquarters before?
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I thought not!
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Come on over here.
You'll like this.
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Yes, here's Arthur's TV set.
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We get a lot of special crime
information out of this baby.
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Usually around 6:00
and then again at 11:00.
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Over here, we'll be installing
the big crime computer.
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We'll put our early-warning
perimeter defense system over there.
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Probably have to take out a wall
for that one.
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- [Arthur sighs]
- [chuckles] And you see up there?
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The whole roof will slide away
whenever we do this!
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And get this. Soon, we'll be able
to eject the entire kitchen
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from the building.
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Next time evil tries
to catch us with our pants down,
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they'll get a face-full of kitchen!
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Being a superhero sidekick...
Hmm...
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Well, I don't know.
I guess what I find most rewarding
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are the personal relationships
one forms in this business.
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[Tick] Arthur! Did you throw away
the secret message cannon?
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The crime-fighting vehicle is an
important part of the superhero patrol.
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Ours is equipped with many devices
crucial in the war against villainy.
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- Show 'em the horn, Arthur.
- [Arthur] No.
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The dashboard compass guides us always
by true magnetic north.
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The horn, Arthur, the horn.
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Convenient and essential,
the map light.
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Come on, Arthur, please.
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Ooh! And look, moist towelettes!
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Arthur, honk if you love justice!
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[Arthur] Oh, for...
All right, all right!
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[Arthur honks horn]
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[snoring]
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[Tick] Hey, you're not
sleeping back there, are you?
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[man] What? Who are you?
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- Like a moist towelette?
- [man] No.
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Is something happening up there yet?
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[Arthur] Nope. Still pretty quiet.
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What we got on our hands now
is what we call a lull.
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[crickets chirping]
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Normally, the lulls
don't bunch up like this.
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[Arthur] Now what is that?
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[chuckling] Let the dance begin!
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[man cackling]
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Soon, the people of the city
will see only by the light of evil.
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So commands The Deadly Bulb.
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[chuckling]
Looks like we got us a live one.
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Behold the power of The Deadly Bulb!
Deadly Bulb!
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Remember the name.
That's me, The Deadly Bulb!
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Deadly Bulb? You face
the sworn protector of The City.
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You face The Tick!
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[grunting]
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Meaningless blue worm,
prepare for the new Dark Age.
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The Deadly Bulb reigns supreme.
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The Deadly B...
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- [screams] My beautiful balloon!
- Oh, no!
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Look out! Get out of the way!
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[all squealing]
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This is not happening.
This is not happening!
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Deadly Bulb,
I'm about to write you a reality check.
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[choking]
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Or would you prefer
the cold, hard cash of truth.
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- [squeaking]
- [gasping]
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- Say, what do you got down there?
- Can't see? Need a little light?
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- [screaming, moaning]
- [cackling]
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[Tick] Shiny!
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[man] Excuse me, Mr. Bulb.
We're shooting an episode of Heroes,
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- and I was wondering...
- Heroes? I love that show.
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...if you would mind
signing a release form for us.
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- [Tick] Can't see!
- [man] It's just a formality,
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for the guys in Legal,
so we can use you on the show.
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- Certainly.
- How many fingers holding up?
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Looks like... nine!
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A-ha!
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Sight, old friend, I knew you
wouldn't abandon me for long.
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Now, where's that Bulb guy?
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No, Tick, no, no. Not that way.
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I'd rather not put down my address,
if that's...
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[man] That's fine. Thank you so much.
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But Tick won't stay blinded for long,
Pig Leg. We better...
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[growling]
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[stuttering] Did I call you that?
I'm sorry.
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Deadly Bulb.
You're The Deadly Bulb, of course.
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[squealing, snuffling]
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Watt, detach the balloon
and start the engine.
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This is our big exit.
Remember, it's "The Deadly Bulb."
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Deadly Bulb, you rat!
I have you now.
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[man groans, muffled cries]
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- [struggling]
- [Arthur] Tick, quit it! Let him go!
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[up-tempo music plays]
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Feeling a little better?
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Sorry about "mishap" back there.
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You know, I'd just gotten blinded and
you were the first warm body I found.
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[man] Yeah. Listen, Tick. I called the
office and I had them bring this over.
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It's a head-mounted remote camera.
We usually use it for chimpanzees,
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but I want you to have it.
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[chuckling] Whoa!
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Keen!
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The Tick Cam.
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[Tick] Arthur. Arthur, eat that pie.
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Go ahead, eat it, lad.
Show 'em how you chew.
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Tick, please get out of my face.
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Here you go.
My r�sum� and a recent headshot.
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Listen, I heard The Tick roughed you
up a bit, and I just wanted to say,
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I work with my cameraman.
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Anytime you wanna ride with me
in the Maus-mobile,
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just give me a buzz. [clicks tongue]
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[man] Who are you?
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Now, you take a guy like, um...
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Like The Deadly Bulb, OK?
He's obviously unstable.
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A menace to society.
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We destroyed some very
expensive equipment of his tonight,
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so, you know, I think we can expect to
see him again, probably really soon.
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Yeah. 'Course, you know I'm
definitely an excellent superhero.
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[Tick] Incredible!
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Tick, you've got mashed potato
all over your lens.
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[man] The same thing used
to happen with the chimps.
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I've got a hundred million viewers
strapped to my head.
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Let's patrol!
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[all screaming]
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[all struggling]
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[squealing]
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[Deadly Bulb]
Is it working? Can they see me?
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[man] Just hold on a second.
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[man] OK. We got picture.
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I'm on? I'm on?
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Hello, America.
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Welcome back to... Heroes.
If you've just tuned in,
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I, The Deadly Bulb,
have literally stolen the show.
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[squealing]
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Quiet, down there. [chuckles]
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We've got a fabulous lineup for you.
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Tonight, we'll do more than just
singe the wings of The City's
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most famous sidekick. But first,
let me introduce my evil minions.
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Watt, Socket, say hi to America.
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OK. That was some excellent villainy
at the diner, boss.
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This new Deadly Bulb thing
should really do the trick.
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Yeah, it's great. No one will be
talking about that pig anymore.
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- Shut up!
- [both yell]
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- [laughing] Minions.
- [man] Say, Bulb,
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do you think we could talk about
what you've got going on down there?
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[gasps] No!
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- Cut. Cut!
- [squealing, snuffling]
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[groaning] I got a bad case
of camera chafe.
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Some TV hero, letting the villain
steal Arthur and the camera.
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We've still got millions
of viewers right here.
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Folks, this might seem
like a dire situation.
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But from a professional point of view,
having your sidekick,
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who's proven himself
in the field time and time again,
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and who happens to be your best friend
in the whole wide world,
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patient and kind,
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lets you sleep on his couch
without paying rent...
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And there's always good crunchy cereal
in his pantry and he's oh, so tidy,
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well, when he gets kidnapped,
well, that's just plain awful!
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We gotta save Arthur!
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[man] Show us the whole story.
The viewers have a right to know.
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Watt, Socket,
get that camera out of here!
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- Get that camera out of here, boss!
- [man] Stop that!
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[static]
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[snuffling]
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No!
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It's always been a difficult thing
for me to talk about.
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I mean,
when one of your legs is a pig,
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people can't help saying,
"Oh, there's a pig there."
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[snorting]
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And that really starts
to hurt after a while.
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[sighs]
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[squealing, snuffling]
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Perhaps I'm just overtired.
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Socket, get me another bulb.
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And Watt, more mud for my leg.
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[man] Ah... [coughs]
What's that stuff over there?
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Oh, that rubbish?
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You know, somebody gives you one
for your birthday,
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and then people drop by and they
assume you like that kind of thing.
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Lately, though, all my new friends
are giving me light bulb related gifts.
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[man] Yeah.
So what was your evil plan?
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What it was? Oh, no, my friend.
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What it is!
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Sure, I shared a moment
of vulnerability with an entire nation,
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but that's over now.
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All my life, people have called me...
P... P... [stuttering]
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- [man] Pig Leg?
- Yes.
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But when I destroy The City's most
powerful superhero on national TV,
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everyone will know me only as...
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...The Deadly Bulb! [cackling]
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Thanks for joining us. Once again,
I am The Deadly Bulb.
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And we're about ready to get started.
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- [squealing]
- [grunting]
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To lure a superhero to his doom,
you need irresistible bait.
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That's what sidekicks are for.
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OK. Well, let's flip it.
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[Arthur] It's about time
something happened!
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[screaming]
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Soon, The Tick will be mine.
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Fly like a moth,
fry like a moth!
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[Tick] After years
of superhero training,
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you start to notice that a lot of
villains kind of have a motif going.
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00:15:06,246 --> 00:15:11,014
In fact, I'll bet my bottom dollar
that that four-story light bulb there
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has something to do
with The Deadly Bulb.
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Plus, that's Arthur.
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[American Maid] Tick. Tick!
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- Let's go. I'll meet you at the top.
- [Tick] Right. We're off!
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This is what villains call "denouement."
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French for
"when we finish off the superheroes."
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[Tick gasping] This is what
we heroes call the "denouement."
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That's French for
"when we finish off the super villains."
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00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:42,203
- [snuffling]
- [Tick] Ha!
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Roof pig! Most unexpected!
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00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:50,284
Oh, good. You finally made it.
Well, come on.
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00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:57,301
Hey, TV guy!
Still got the Tick Cam!
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00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:58,807
Working great.
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00:15:58,877 --> 00:16:00,846
[Arthur] Help!
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00:16:00,947 --> 00:16:02,313
Oh, boy.
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00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:06,285
Whoa...
What'd you do, step in a pig?
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00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:09,327
Never mind the leg.
Forget the leg.
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00:16:09,395 --> 00:16:11,921
Meet me now in the field of battle.
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00:16:12,001 --> 00:16:14,368
Right on, Pig Leg.
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[echoing screaming]
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[crashing]
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00:16:18,446 --> 00:16:21,610
Now The Tick is being processed
and prepared for his doom.
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00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,085
Let's go take a look.
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- [gears grinding]
- [Tick yelping]
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Ouch! Whoa! [blabbering]
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00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,005
Uh! Oh! Oh!
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00:16:34,074 --> 00:16:37,340
The Tick should be in position
any moment now.
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00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:41,078
- [screaming]
- [light bulb buzzing]
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00:16:41,154 --> 00:16:43,020
[Deadly Bulb] Ah, there he is.
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00:16:43,091 --> 00:16:46,425
- You'll never get away with this...
- I hate to disagree,
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00:16:46,498 --> 00:16:49,957
but The Tick has just been turned
into the largest and most powerful
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00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:54,203
light bulb filament
the world has ever known!
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00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:59,312
[Tick] So warm. So bright.
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00:16:59,387 --> 00:17:02,414
Itchy all over.
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00:17:02,493 --> 00:17:05,520
I'm twinkling. I'm twinkling!
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00:17:05,599 --> 00:17:10,697
[cackling] Right now,
one billion watts of pure electricity
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00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:13,404
are coursing through our blue friend.
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00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:17,212
I'd say he's got about, oh,
five minutes before he burns out.
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00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:21,384
[Tick] I'm a blazing furnace of light,
etched into the firmament.
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00:17:21,462 --> 00:17:24,990
I got me a celestial body now!
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00:17:25,068 --> 00:17:28,004
You know, it's ridiculous.
They can build a light bulb
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00:17:28,074 --> 00:17:31,738
that will last for 60 years, but the
ones you get in the hardware store...
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00:17:31,814 --> 00:17:34,545
Watt! Socket! Stop her!
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00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:35,780
Hi-yah!
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00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,619
[Watt] That hurt.
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00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:41,795
[Tick groaning] Hotter. Brighter.
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00:17:41,866 --> 00:17:44,893
I'm a fiery new sun!
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00:17:47,009 --> 00:17:50,275
- Don't you do it.
- Eat this.
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00:17:50,348 --> 00:17:53,079
- No, leg! No!
- [squealing]
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00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:59,358
- [Arthur] Help!
- [American Maid] Hang on, Arthur!
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00:17:59,465 --> 00:18:04,927
[Tick] Huh? The universe is over
and my solar life had just begun?
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00:18:05,009 --> 00:18:08,878
I gotta find a new place to shine.
[grunts]
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00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,228
Oh, boy.
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00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:21,664
- [squealing]
- [light bulb crashing]
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00:18:26,515 --> 00:18:32,079
Oh, leg, sweet leg. Without you,
I would have gone right over that edge.
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00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:36,519
Come to think of it,
flat-nosed, pudgy leg,
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00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,503
you've been my only friend
all these dark long years.
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00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:44,341
What about Watt and me?
We've been doing all your stuff.
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00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:47,714
Employees don't count.
Give me that blueberry blintz.
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00:18:48,756 --> 00:18:51,692
This is the end
of the light bulb game for me.
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00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:56,028
From now on, I'm...
I'm no longer The Deadly Bulb.
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I will proudly call myself...
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00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,943
...Pig Leg!
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00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:08,812
[Tick] Happy me! I'm the biggest,
brightest ball of gas in the cosmos.
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00:19:08,892 --> 00:19:11,828
Oh, look, a little lumpy white planet.
307
00:19:11,898 --> 00:19:13,992
Tick? Are you OK?
308
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:18,234
Oh, it's a chatty, misshapen thing,
devoid of life.
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00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,677
But I will breathe my warmth upon it.
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00:19:20,781 --> 00:19:24,741
- [inhaling, exhaling forcefully]
- [sirens wailing]
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00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:32,260
[woman on radio]...875,
we're on a family dispute. 497...
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00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:36,239
[man] Pig Leg, any evil plans
we can look forward to?
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00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:39,769
From this point on,
I will dedicate my life
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00:19:39,850 --> 00:19:44,083
to making my leg
as happy as it can be.
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00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,217
[squealing]
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00:19:47,497 --> 00:19:50,467
All right, keep it moving.
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00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:56,937
- Thanks, American Maid.
- Well, folks, there you have it.
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A day in the life
of a superhero and his sidekick.
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00:20:00,955 --> 00:20:04,448
It's a very long day.
The tights are uncomfortable.
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00:20:04,528 --> 00:20:06,292
I think we covered that before.
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00:20:06,399 --> 00:20:08,766
Map light, convenient and essential.
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00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:11,135
A lot of working with villain motifs.
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00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,506
Crime has a bossa nova beat.
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00:20:13,578 --> 00:20:16,878
Leap before you look.
Remember, denouement.
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00:20:16,951 --> 00:20:21,013
Other French words:
inconvenient, not essential.
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00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:25,188
I could go on and on and on, but
time's a-wastin' and evil's out there
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00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:29,762
making handcrafted mischief
for the swap meet of villainy.
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00:20:29,842 --> 00:20:32,209
And you can't strike
a good deal with evil,
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00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:36,615
no matter how much you haggle.
We don't need to look for a bargain!
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00:20:36,687 --> 00:20:41,853
Goodness is cheap because it's free,
and free is as cheap as it gets!
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00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,330
Cut!
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00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:47,132
- ? You got evil in this town ?
- [Tick] What was that pig all about?
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00:20:47,182 --> 00:20:51,732
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