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- So you're just
living in the now?
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- Yes.
[clears throat]
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- Okay.
So what the fuck does that mean?
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- It means that I'm gonna
stop fixating on the past
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and what I did to my brother
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and how that may or may not have
fucked up my family's future, okay?
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And instead, I'm just gonna live
in the now, okay?
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No past, no future,
just the current moment.
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- My uncle does something like
that. - Really?
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- Yeah, he has Alzheimer's.
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- Fuck you.
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Look, I'm serious, man.
I'm making a change here,
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- Wait, so you learned all this
from an Edgar Toll podcast?
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- Eckhart Tolle, and
it was an audiobook,
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and he's German as fuck,
and he's a genius.
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- What makes him a genius?
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- Okay, for one, he's the first
to figure out that the voice in your head?
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That's not really you.
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You are the one listening
to the voice in your head.
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- So now you got
voices in your head.
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- What?
No, we all do, okay?
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There's tons of 'em.
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It's like, "Do
this, don't do that,
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"jerk off, don't jerk off,
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"sit on your left hand till it
goes numb and jerk off that way,
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do I get the steak or
do I get the salad?"
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It's constant, man.
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- Hmm.
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I've been meaning to
ask you something.
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What the fuck are
you talking about?
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- Okay, um...
okay, all right, all right.
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One of the voices in my head
always wants me to be late, right?
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And this fucker in my head, he
just keeps winning over and over,
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and what I realized is, I don't
have to listen to him anymore,
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because he's not me.
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I'm the one that
he's making late.
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- Wow.
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Well, if you're not listening
to the voices,
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then who are you listening to?
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- The listener.
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- You're listening
to the listener?
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- Well, no, no,
you don't even have to listen.
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You are the listener.
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That's the only person
you have to pay attention to.
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Kay, the listener has way better
instincts than the talkers.
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The talkers are
all fucking idiots.
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- They are, because
I--I mean, I get that,
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because I also--I have a
lot of voices in my head.
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I think one of 'em might be gay.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah, and only when
he drinks, but...
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I mean, yeah, he's, like, super
gay. - Sure, yeah, yeah.
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SINGER: ♪ Now, now,
now, now, now ♪
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ We just
getting home ♪
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♪ Friends but only
for the night ♪
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- Tea with a
dash of honey.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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Thank you for meeting me.
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It's very cool of you.
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- Well, I know you're
going through a tough time, so...
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how are you?
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- I'm pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
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- Are you living
with your mother?
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- God, no, no.
I'm a big boy.
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Found a little spot
in the Snyder building.
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- Oh, that's a really nice
building. You can afford that?
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- Mom's paying.
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But I'm gonna pay her back
with interest.
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- Your mom's charging
you interest?
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- It's just an expression.
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- Well, good for you.
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- Ken, I'm sorry
about the funeral.
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I shouldn't have tackled him.
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- It's okay.
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- I made a huge mistake.
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- No, really, it's fine.
Kyle's over it.
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- No, not that.
I...
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I made a mistake
when I let you go,
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and so I'm here to ask for your
forgiveness for the cheating.
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- My forgiveness?
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But I'm the one
who cheated on you.
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- That's true, but
it was my fault, kay?
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I was the one who
messed with the formula.
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- The formula.
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- Yeah, okay, you know
the Pythagorean theorem?
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- Yeah, A squared plus B
squared-- - Squared equals C squared.
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- Yeah. - Exactly. That's what
happened to us.
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"A" being, you know,
me being an asshole
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plus B, me being a
fucking buzzkill,
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equals C, cheating.
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But it was all my fault,
and it's a natural law,
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so you can't argue with it.
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- Wow, that does
kind of make sense.
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- Yeah, which is why I'm
asking you to forgive me.
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- You do realize Kyle
and I are engaged, right?
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Oh, come on.
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I know me being with Kyle
affected your decision-making at work
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which led to that whole--
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how is that going, by the way?
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Are you still in court?
- No, no, that's long gone.
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I paid a fine, took a little
lifetime ban. Everything's great there.
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Ken,
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you're the only person
I've ever really cared about.
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- But I know you, Ed.
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You obsess over things,
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and it would always be
in the back of your mind,
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and whenever we'd get in an
argument, you'd just bring up me being--
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- With my archenemy Kyle?
No way, that's not me!
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I'm not in the back of my mind
anymore, and I'm not in the front.
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I'm in the middle of it.
I'm right here.
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I'm...
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Okay, okay, remember when we
went to New York to see "Hamilton?"
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- Of course.
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- And remember how
Hamilton's wife forgave him
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even after all the shit he did?
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Well, I'm Hamilton's wife
and you're Hamilton.
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- Wait, no, Hamilton
went with hookers
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while he was married.
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I just went out with your
coworker. - Archenemy.
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- Wait, you said that
this wasn't my fault
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and that you were the one
who messed with the formula.
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- No, I did, I absolutely did,
but it still happened.
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It's like the Manson
girls, you know?
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I'm sure they were coerced into
doing what they did, but they still did it.
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- Wow.
So now I'm a Manson girl.
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- Wait, no--the pretty one.
- No.
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- Wait--okay, no, no, no, no,
go back to the--
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you're way more like Hamilton!
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He was a genius who created
our whole financial system.
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That's you, that's-- remember
when that--that was you.
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- You know what, and I knew
you could never get over this.
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I'm done.
- Over what?
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I don't even know
what we're talking...
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- Edward.
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I'll need you to be at the
office at 12:30 tomorrow.
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We're meeting with
the Tisco people.
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- I was gonna go out for lunch.
Why do I have to be there?
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- Because if they buy us out,
I'll need your signature.
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Arthur says the trust requires
two family members to sign.
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♪ ♪
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- I'm available as well.
- Nuts and bolts.
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- Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Continue, please.
Please, continue.
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April Becker.
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- Hey, Ed.
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- What--what are you doing here?
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- Well, my dad is thinking
about buying your company,
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and since I'm his
daughter slash lawyer,
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I'm gonna make sure you and
your mom don't rip him off.
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- [laughs]
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- Mr. Becker.
Ed Poole.
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- Yes, I remember you, Ed.
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When you were a little kid, you
used to egg my house every Halloween.
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- Oh, yeah, sorry.
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Stupid kid stuff.
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I was just trying
to get April's attention.
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- [laughs]
Great strategy, huh?
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Impress a girl by
egging her house.
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- No, by pissing off her dad.
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By the way, April,
you're looking very corporate-y.
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In, like, a great way.
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Wow, you're a lawyer!
- Yeah.
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- That's--that's not surprising.
You were always so smart.
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Weren't you, like, valedictorian
of our class or something?
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- No, not even close.
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- Well, I'm pretty
sure I voted for you.
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- Well, actually, we have to get
going. - Yes.
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- Ah, so--but I'm really excited
about this.
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- Yes.
- Oh, we are so excited.
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- April's gonna draw up
the purchase agreement
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and after conducting
some due diligence,
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hopefully we'll close
by the end of the month.
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MAXINE: Fantastic.
- It's good seeing you.
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- You too.
- Yeah.
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Bye.
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MAXINE: It was lovely
seeing you again too, April.
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APRIL: Thank you.
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- We look forward to it again.
Drive safe.
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Fuck yeah!
[both laugh]
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[phone rings]
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- Yo.
How'd it go with Kendra?
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ED: I am living
in the now
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and Kendra is having difficulty
getting over the past.
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And speaking of the past,
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I randomly just had a meeting
with April fucking Becker.
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- A meeting with April Becker!
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- Double Decker Becker?
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No fucking way.
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Ed, how's she looking, man?
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- I am guessing
you would approve.
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HAL: So did you
ask her out?
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- No.
What did I just say?
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I'm trying to get Kendra back.
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COOP: Wait, what happened to
all this future/past shit you just told me about?
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- No, April is the
one from the past.
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- Not anymore.
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I mean, April's here now.
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- Yo, Ed, the now is teeing
it up for you right now
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with none other than Double
Decker Becker, Eddie!
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- Wait, no, no, I can't.
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I--it's a business relationship.
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HAL: Ask her to a
business dinner.
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- What the hell
are you looking at?
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HAL: Aren't they, like,
obligated to say yes to that kind of thing?
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- Me?
No, I--sorry, I wasn't looking.
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- You got straight eyes?
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- Straight eyes?
No, I don't have any--
209
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wait--no, what are
you--I didn't--
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[clamor over phone]
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- What'd he say?
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- Yo, Ed, talk into
the phone, man.
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We can't hear you.
You're breaking up.
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Hal, who called her
Double Decker Becker?
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- I did.
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- Okay, but what
does that even mean?
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- Means she got big tits.
- I hear ya.
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But Double Decker Becker makes
it sound like she has one tit on top of the other,
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or two rows of tits.
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[shouting over phone
continues] - Oh, my God.
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Oh, man, it totally does.
- Yeah.
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- Aww, that's why that never
caught on! - Probably.
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- Jesus, I should've been
calling her Upper Decker Becker.
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- What the fuck, man?
- Spread your fingers.
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- What the--spread my--okay,
okay! - Spread your fucking fingers!
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- Anything, just tell me what--
- Spread your fucking fingers!
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- Okay, okay, I just don't know
what's going on!
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[shears snipping]
[screams]
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