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Ah, Valentine's Day. Back in the '80s,
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you couldn't just text a
heart emoji to show you cared.
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Nope, back then, you had
to make your love known
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face-to-face.
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What'd you get me, Johnny?
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Best gift of all, 5'9" of thunder
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wrapped in a Rush T-shirt.
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That is the hottest way
to say you got me nothing.
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I love you, baby.
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- Hey, JTP.
- JTP!
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Everywhere I turn, I see
canoodling and smooches.
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Enough already!
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Don't they know I'll never love again?
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Just forget about Lainey, all right?
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Let the JTP be your Valentine.
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It's just not the same.
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Oh, yeah? Check it!
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A stuffed croc ready to rock.
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Dude, you guys just get me!
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And that's not all...
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A grappling hook and
Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape?
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Thanks, guys. I'm
feeling better already.
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As for me, my girlfriend, Jackie,
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had the best gift of all.
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There's my Valentine!
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I know we agreed no gifts, but...
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Teddy Ruxpin!
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Aww, I loved this little guy!
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Well, now I think you're
gonna love him even more.
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Happy Valentine's Day, Addy!
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Don't mean to "em-bear-rass" you,
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but you're my honey!
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It's Jackie, by the
way. Your girlfriend.
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Hope this isn't confusing.
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Oh, my God, not at all!
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I mean, at first, I was like whaaaa?
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But now I'm like awwww!
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Teddy Ruxpin makes everything awesome.
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Well, just you wait,
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'cause I planned an even
awesomer Valentine's week.
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It starts off tonight, when we make
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the most romantic food of all time.
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- Pizza?
- Indeed!
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And then Friday is the big night,
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when we go to a drive-in movie
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to see the most romantic film ever.
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- "Twins"!
- You know it!
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It's basically our
story! But not at all!
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Obviously!
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Hey! Don Juan!
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We're in the middle of class!
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Cupid-Gram for Adam Goldberg.
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Jackie, this is too much.
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Those aren't from me.
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What? But then who...
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"To my little schmoopaloo"...
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Oh, balls! Stop!
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"I know you're all grown up,
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but you'll never be too old
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to be mama's number-one
mushy-tushed Valentine baby."
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But the next sentence says,
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"Just kidding, I'm your mom,
and I have clear boundaries."
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I'm thinking maybe we
make pizza at my house?
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Don't worry.
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This year, Valentine's is only about us.
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You call that a crust, Jackie?
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Did you even work the dough?
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Ugh. Watch and learn.
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Mom, please! This is supposed
to be a romantic pizza...
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? I'm twisted up inside ?
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? But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ?
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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? I don't know the future ?
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? But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ?
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It was February 13th, 1980-something,
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and my sister was desperately trying
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to put the pieces of
her band back together
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after losing Lainey.
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Whoo! So awesome!
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Geoff, please. We all know
there's no band without Lainey.
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Yeah. She was the one who
taught me you can read music.
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And I was like, "No,
Lainey, you hear music."
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And she was like, "No,
you can read it, too."
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And I was like, "Whoa."
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Oh, come on. You guys
can't just give up now.
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How about I help you hold
auditions to replace Lainey?
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Hon, it's really sweet how
you're always taking care of me,
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but bringing some random person
into the band isn't gonna help.
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Let me take care of everything.
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I promise, I will bring
in the creme de la creme
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of Jenkintown's rich music scene.
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I'd like to perform an
original composition I wrote.
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? I'm comin' with fresh beats ?
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I got one rule, we only play Rush.
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I'm the lead singer, and
I take 97% of the profits.
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This is a fun, little ditty.
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It's 17 minutes long,
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and it tells the story
of a boy who lost his rag.
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? Ohh ?
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All right, so, how does this work?
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Wait, aren't you the guy
that stands outside the Wawa
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and buys beer for high school kids?
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Five for you, one for me.
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No, I remember the rule.
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I can play lead or rhythm,
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as long as there's a
couch for me to crash on.
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No offense, but you
should probably leave.
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Maybe we should just settle
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for the charming, old banjo man.
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Don't worry. There's
still one person left.
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See, I was putting up a flyer
at the Kremps' flower store,
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and I met this dude at the register.
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- He's actually their nephew. Pass.
- Lame.
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But he's only there helping
for the Valentine's rush.
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See, he's from Boston, he writes songs,
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and he's actually upstairs right now.
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- Evan, they're ready!
- Damn it, Geoff!
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I'm not gonna settle
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for someone's random,
lame-ass nephew...
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Oh, my God!
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hi-heh.
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I heard you're looking for a guitarist.
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- Yep.
- Flerfem.
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So, here's one that I wrote.
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Uh, hope you dig it.
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Yi.
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It's called "Mallo Cup."
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Neesh pu mish phee!
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Okay.
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? Here I am, outside
your house at 3:00 a.m. ?
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? Tryin' to think you out of bed ?
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? I whistle at your sill ?
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? Echoes 'cross the street instead ?
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That's the gist.
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So, call the flower shop when
you guys decide or whatever.
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Cool.
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Ugh.
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So, I guess we just go with your grandpa
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or the Wawa weirdo?
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No! That dude's amazing!
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Wait. So I did good?
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Good?! You just saved our band!
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And you found me my new boyfriend!
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I'm so gonna be his biggest regret!
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As The Dropouts got the perfect gift,
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my mom stumbled on her
own Valentine's present.
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Damn it, Murray! I almost
broke my neck on your pants!
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What?! Everybody knows my
pants go by the front door.
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What have we here?
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Oh, stop. Don't look at that.
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It's not even Valentine's Day yet.
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I bet I know what it is...
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A fancy assortment
of Jagielky's Candies!
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You loved them for the last 18 years,
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so I thought I'd buy 'em again!
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"Dear Bevy, you're as sweet as candy."
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Murray!
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I wrote it last year, so
I knew you'd love it again!
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See, this is what I love
about Valentine's Day.
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I get candies and notes and
dinner with my special guy.
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I made us reservations, pickle.
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Wait, me?!
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I can't be your Valentine
pickle this year.
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But I made us a reservation
at the new Moroccan place.
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It's fun 'cause you get
to eat with your hands.
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But it's also disgusting,
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so I will be sneaking some
silverware in my purse.
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Fun!
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No! I'm taking Jackie to the drive-in.
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They're playing the movie "Twins."
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You are not bailing on your mom
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to go see Arnold
Schwarzenegger in a comedy.
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The Terminator can't be twins
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with little Louie from "Taxi."
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- It makes no sense.
- But they did it!
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He's the big, muscle-y twin,
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and Danny DeVito is
the little, squishy one.
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It's funny, 'cause
that's not how twins work!
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Well, you don't have to see "Twins,"
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because we're gonna be twins.
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I'll go grab our matching sweaters.
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Balls!
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This is your fault.
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Every Valentine's Day,
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Mom hounds me because you do nothing.
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Yep. You know, before
you kids were born,
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I used to disappoint your
mother every Valentine's Day.
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- And you know why?
- Because you're the worst
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with words, stuff, and emotions?
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Bingo!
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But then you kids came
along and stole all her love.
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Now everybody wins!
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Beep, beep!
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While I kissed my Valentine's
Day with Jackie goodbye,
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my sister was ready to
welcome a new band member.
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Hey, Mr. Kremp. You got a sec?
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I told your mom, she
can't make her own coupons.
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We were wondering if
your nephew Evan's around.
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Oh, hey. Sup?
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Just here to say congrats.
Welcome to the band.
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Oh. Sweet.
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Um, question.
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Will your girlfriend be
coming to practice or anything?
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I don't have a girlfriend.
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These are for you.
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Sure. Yeah, that's $6.99.
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I have no money.
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Enjoy your totally normal
welcome-to-the-band bouquet.
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- See you at practice.
- Sweet. All right.
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And, thanks to our
neighbor's nephew Evan,
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The Dropouts started making
beautiful music together.
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? I never can forget ?
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Who knew all it took was adding
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a handsome, budding
rock star to the band
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to go from off-key to perfect harmony?
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Dude, the new insanely handsome dude
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really clicks with Erica, right?
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Man, I did so good.
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Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
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Why are you full-Nelsoning
me upstairs?!
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'Cause Evan's moving in on your lady,
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and what are you doing?!
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Cheering him on, like a
cheering person who cheers.
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- A cheerleader?
- No!
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Wait. Yes!
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Come on, man. Erica
doesn't like guys like Evan.
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She's more into the supportive fella
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who claps from the sidelines.
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They're sharing a
single microphone, dude!
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So?
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Sharing a mic is the musical equivalent
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of Frenching under a waterfall.
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Oh, God!
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What is this heat I
feel rising in my throat?
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That's called jealousy,
my friend. Embrace it.
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My chest hurts, and so do my eyes.
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Then it's time you learn.
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There's only one
way to keep Erica:
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harness the thing women crave most.
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Irrational behavior.
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Dude, I'm spinning out,
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even though this all sounds so wrong!
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Is it? How do you think I
got a smoke-show like Lainey?
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- No one knows.
- It's 'cause I was loud,
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passionate, crazy possessive,
and easily threatened.
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But you're not with Lainey anymore.
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'Cause the one time I was a
supportive nice guy, like you,
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she ditched me for L.A.
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Dude, I never thought of it like that.
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You got to help me not wind up like you
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by acting exactly like you.
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Let's go warm up by screaming
at clouds that look like Evan.
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00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:51,226
Yeah! Ooh!
255
00:08:51,227 --> 00:08:53,362
While Geoff was joining
forces with Barry,
256
00:08:53,363 --> 00:08:56,069
I had no choice but to
break up with my mom.
257
00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,205
There's my little love bug!
258
00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,135
Who's ready for our
adventure down the street
259
00:09:00,136 --> 00:09:02,261
to faraway, ancient Morocco?
260
00:09:02,262 --> 00:09:05,293
About that... We need to talk.
261
00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,089
Oh, no. That doesn't sound good.
262
00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,629
Listen, we've had a lot
of good times together.
263
00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,145
Oh, my God, it's getting worse.
264
00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:13,582
Have I done something wrong?
265
00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:15,679
It's not you. It's me.
266
00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,726
About our whole dinner thing...
267
00:09:17,727 --> 00:09:20,266
maybe it's time we go our separate ways.
268
00:09:20,267 --> 00:09:23,101
Seriously? You're gonna do
this to me on Valentine's Day?
269
00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:25,070
There's never a right time.
270
00:09:25,071 --> 00:09:27,816
I just think it'd be healthy
for us to see other people.
271
00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,317
Like, specifically, my
girlfriend and your husband.
272
00:09:30,318 --> 00:09:32,207
Wow.
273
00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:34,215
I just thought this would
last forever, you know?
274
00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,977
I know it's hard for
you to see right now,
275
00:09:35,978 --> 00:09:37,415
but this is the best for both of us.
276
00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,083
Well, I guess it's time to move on.
277
00:09:42,544 --> 00:09:44,797
Murray! It's you and me Friday night!
278
00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:46,106
We're getting Moroccan!
279
00:09:46,107 --> 00:09:47,750
What?
280
00:09:47,751 --> 00:09:49,591
What have you done?
281
00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:51,481
Have fun. You're gonna
love sitting on the floor.
282
00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,751
For the whole meal?!
283
00:09:52,752 --> 00:09:54,602
I can't even prop myself
up against the wall?
284
00:09:54,603 --> 00:09:55,950
Just you on the floor,
285
00:09:55,951 --> 00:09:57,427
sitting on a colorful, scratchy pillow.
286
00:09:57,428 --> 00:09:58,715
I can't do this! My body will give out!
287
00:09:58,779 --> 00:10:00,254
Hey, it's outta my hands.
288
00:10:00,255 --> 00:10:02,016
But it's Valentine's Day!
289
00:10:02,017 --> 00:10:04,438
She's gonna want to talk
about love and feelings.
290
00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:05,787
That's not my thing!
291
00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:07,844
Bring me back a handful of
that wet potato stuff, big guy.
292
00:10:07,845 --> 00:10:09,075
Beep, beep!
293
00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,797
Yep, that weekend, my Valentine's Day
294
00:10:10,798 --> 00:10:13,052
was finally gonna be mom-free.
295
00:10:13,053 --> 00:10:14,243
Or so I thought.
296
00:10:14,244 --> 00:10:15,965
There's my little love monkey.
297
00:10:15,966 --> 00:10:17,275
Mom, we've discussed this.
298
00:10:17,276 --> 00:10:19,322
I'm insanely too old for tuckies.
299
00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:20,966
Oh, I'm not here for tuckies.
300
00:10:20,967 --> 00:10:23,014
I'm here to see the man who felt so bad
301
00:10:23,015 --> 00:10:25,022
about bailing on our Moroccan feast
302
00:10:25,023 --> 00:10:27,690
that he poured his heart
out into a Valentine poem.
303
00:10:27,691 --> 00:10:29,127
Valen-what-now?
304
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:31,834
The boy felt so guilty,
he wrote you a poem?
305
00:10:31,835 --> 00:10:33,389
This, I got to hear.
306
00:10:33,390 --> 00:10:35,358
Uh, hear what?
307
00:10:35,359 --> 00:10:40,448
"Her heart, more precious
than all of Earth's jewels."
308
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:45,783
"Her love, deeper than the
ocean's darkest canyons.
309
00:10:45,784 --> 00:10:50,459
Her embrace, a home I
will live in forever.
310
00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:53,038
And I call this safe place...
311
00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:54,682
Mama."
312
00:10:54,683 --> 00:10:55,952
Whoa.
313
00:10:55,953 --> 00:10:58,088
Wow.
314
00:10:58,089 --> 00:11:01,405
I have to take you to a
Valentine's dinner now,
315
00:11:01,406 --> 00:11:02,557
if it's okay with your father.
316
00:11:02,558 --> 00:11:04,398
Oh-ho-ho, this is
the kind of love
317
00:11:04,399 --> 00:11:06,042
I don't want to get in the way of.
318
00:11:06,043 --> 00:11:07,646
I love my Murray.
319
00:11:07,647 --> 00:11:09,773
Gnah!
320
00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:13,218
Damn you and your
shockingly beautiful prose!
321
00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:16,211
When I get cornered,
I come out fighting.
322
00:11:16,212 --> 00:11:18,229
Well, this isn't over, sir!
323
00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:19,745
Not by a long shot!
324
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,999
And with that, it was father versus son
325
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,477
in the battle to ditch Beverly Goldberg.
326
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,241
Geoff was ready to harness jealousy,
327
00:11:27,242 --> 00:11:28,297
and Barry was his teacher.
328
00:11:28,298 --> 00:11:30,290
JTP, I've gathered you all here today
329
00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,371
to ensure young Geoffrey
doesn't get ditched
330
00:11:32,372 --> 00:11:33,710
for a super-hot guitarist.
331
00:11:33,711 --> 00:11:34,931
They shared a microphone!
332
00:11:34,932 --> 00:11:36,485
- Oh, that's bad.
- So intimate!
333
00:11:36,486 --> 00:11:38,156
It's like Frenching under a waterfall!
334
00:11:38,157 --> 00:11:40,188
Luckily, I'm here to shepherd Geoff
335
00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:43,198
into the world of anger
and unreasonable passion.
336
00:11:43,199 --> 00:11:44,791
First, we role-play.
337
00:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,784
- Andy, you'll be Erica.
- Okay.
338
00:11:46,785 --> 00:11:49,305
Um, actually, I'd like to play Erica.
339
00:11:49,306 --> 00:11:51,054
I'm more than just a guy
who likes to be naked.
340
00:11:51,055 --> 00:11:52,197
I have range, you know?
341
00:11:52,198 --> 00:11:53,907
I'd like to also throw
my hat in the ring
342
00:11:53,908 --> 00:11:55,129
for the role of Erica.
343
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,650
I mean, feel how soft my hands are.
344
00:11:57,651 --> 00:11:59,448
Fine! You can all be Erica.
345
00:11:59,449 --> 00:12:01,070
-Boom! Finally!
-Let's do this!
346
00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:03,845
And I'm cool guitar guy Evan Dando.
347
00:12:03,846 --> 00:12:05,144
Hey.
348
00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,753
Check out my cool hair and butt.
349
00:12:07,754 --> 00:12:09,825
How 'bout I serenade you
350
00:12:09,826 --> 00:12:13,567
while your pushover
boyfriend just watches?
351
00:12:13,568 --> 00:12:15,521
- Geoff who?
- Aah!
352
00:12:15,522 --> 00:12:17,886
You, sir, you go now! Begone with you!
353
00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:19,879
The intensity is right.
The words are weird.
354
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,795
I want you to leave at
your earliest convenience,
355
00:12:21,796 --> 00:12:23,465
and I'm not joshing around, buckaroo!
356
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:26,436
More rage! Less like you
traveled here from the past.
357
00:12:26,437 --> 00:12:28,068
Quick! Throw something!
358
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:29,856
Aah! Aah...
359
00:12:29,857 --> 00:12:31,644
Aah! Aah!
360
00:12:31,645 --> 00:12:34,009
Dude! Not cool! That's my mom's lamp!
361
00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:35,435
Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
362
00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:36,940
- Never apologize.
- I'm not sorry!
363
00:12:36,941 --> 00:12:38,122
But you broke her lamp.
364
00:12:38,123 --> 00:12:39,793
I feel terrible! Am I in trouble?
365
00:12:39,794 --> 00:12:40,849
Yes!
366
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:41,827
But you love trouble!
367
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:42,881
I regret nothing!
368
00:12:42,882 --> 00:12:45,451
Now go down there and win back my sister
369
00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:46,711
by acting like her brother!
370
00:12:46,712 --> 00:12:48,382
Aah!
371
00:12:48,383 --> 00:12:49,926
We've done good work here, gentlemen.
372
00:12:49,927 --> 00:12:52,213
Barry's jealous lesson was complete.
373
00:12:52,214 --> 00:12:55,388
But my Valentine war with
my dad was just beginning.
374
00:12:55,389 --> 00:12:57,499
Murray, you keep on surprising me.
375
00:12:57,500 --> 00:13:00,802
You got matchbooks from
all our favorite restaurants
376
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:03,489
and framed them in a
piece of loving art?
377
00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:04,632
Framed what, now?
378
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,137
Wow, Dad!
379
00:13:06,138 --> 00:13:07,563
I never knew you were capable
380
00:13:07,564 --> 00:13:10,045
of such an ambitious romantic gesture.
381
00:13:10,046 --> 00:13:11,794
In fact, it'd be wrong for me
382
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:14,110
to steal your special dinner.
383
00:13:14,111 --> 00:13:15,292
He's right, Mur.
384
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:16,963
We're back on!
385
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,595
After that Valentine's ambush,
386
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:20,422
it was my dad's turn to strike.
387
00:13:20,423 --> 00:13:23,354
Schmoopie, mother-son dance lessons?
388
00:13:23,355 --> 00:13:25,152
Wait, what?
389
00:13:25,153 --> 00:13:27,223
Oh, wow.
390
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,550
Little Fred Astaire even rented
a tuxedo for the occasion.
391
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:32,676
Moonlight trail rides?
392
00:13:32,677 --> 00:13:33,946
Murray, you didn't.
393
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,451
Seems like I did.
394
00:13:35,452 --> 00:13:36,877
Got your cowboy boots
395
00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:38,871
from that trip to the
dude ranch that you hated.
396
00:13:38,872 --> 00:13:42,535
This is the best day of my [bleep] life!
397
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,134
You think this is over?
398
00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:47,743
I got two words for
you, whale watching.
399
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,130
I see your whale watching
400
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,792
and raise you a hot-air balloon ride.
401
00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,039
Tandem bike ride in Martha's Vineyard.
402
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,521
Apple picking and making a pie.
403
00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:56,860
Antiquing in New England.
404
00:13:56,861 --> 00:13:58,286
Couples massage!
405
00:13:58,287 --> 00:13:59,302
Shakespeare in the park!
406
00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,367
Swimming with dolphins!
407
00:14:00,368 --> 00:14:01,794
Rowboating at dusk!
408
00:14:01,795 --> 00:14:03,260
Pasta-making class!
409
00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:05,048
Italian opera!
410
00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:07,940
Y'know, you two fighting
over me has been so much fun,
411
00:14:07,941 --> 00:14:10,295
I've lost track of who
I'm going to dinner with.
412
00:14:10,296 --> 00:14:11,399
- Still deciding.
- We'll letcha know.
413
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,448
Ohh...
414
00:14:16,491 --> 00:14:18,444
While my mom was raking in the love,
415
00:14:18,445 --> 00:14:20,233
Geoff was about to unleash fury.
416
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,594
- Yo, Dando.
- Oh, what's up, Geoff?
417
00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,174
Oh, I'll tell you what's up.
418
00:14:23,175 --> 00:14:25,822
It just so happens that I don't
like your stupid, handsome face
419
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,689
or your super-talented guitar playing
420
00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:29,281
or your amazingly luscious hair!
421
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:30,542
What the hell is happening right now?
422
00:14:30,543 --> 00:14:32,252
Geoff, a word.
423
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:33,473
Love the energy,
424
00:14:33,474 --> 00:14:35,261
but your insults are
coming off as compliments.
425
00:14:35,262 --> 00:14:36,444
Good note. Here I go again.
426
00:14:36,445 --> 00:14:38,564
I'm a pretty intuitive person.
427
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:40,147
I'm getting a vibe you
got a problem with me.
428
00:14:40,148 --> 00:14:42,512
Oh-ho-ho! Nothing gets past you
429
00:14:42,513 --> 00:14:44,544
and your super chill way about you!
430
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:46,293
And you're so nice! I hate you!
431
00:14:46,294 --> 00:14:48,453
Okay, this got weird fast.
432
00:14:48,454 --> 00:14:50,329
Maybe I'm just not the right fit here.
433
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,873
- No, it's fine.
- Couple of buddies
434
00:14:51,874 --> 00:14:53,094
from high school are starting a band,
435
00:14:53,095 --> 00:14:54,765
so I'm just gonna give that a shot.
436
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:56,680
Good! Take your optimistic attitude
437
00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,429
and your dumb-ass box of Lemonheads
438
00:14:58,430 --> 00:14:59,534
and get the hell out of here!
439
00:15:00,629 --> 00:15:02,826
Hey. Thanks, bro.
440
00:15:02,827 --> 00:15:04,859
What the hell has gotten into you?!
441
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,002
I don't know, but do you like it?
442
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:07,057
Not even a little bit.
443
00:15:07,058 --> 00:15:08,972
Good. I hate it, too!
444
00:15:08,973 --> 00:15:10,682
Barry got me all riled
up and convinced me
445
00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:12,353
you were gonna leave me
for Evan 'cause I'm nice.
446
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:13,741
I'm a college dropout
447
00:15:13,742 --> 00:15:16,057
with a band that rehearses
in her parents' basement.
448
00:15:16,058 --> 00:15:18,333
The only consistently good
thing in my life is you.
449
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:19,682
Oh, thank God.
450
00:15:19,683 --> 00:15:22,086
And you! Stop messing with Geoff's head.
451
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,424
You know it's all oatmeal up there.
452
00:15:23,425 --> 00:15:25,261
- Huh?
- I was just trying to help.
453
00:15:25,262 --> 00:15:26,932
By convincing Geoff
that I'm gonna leave him?
454
00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:28,105
How is that helpful?
455
00:15:28,106 --> 00:15:30,264
'Cause it happened to me!
456
00:15:30,265 --> 00:15:31,818
Lainey broke my heart,
457
00:15:31,819 --> 00:15:35,482
and there was no one there
to help or stop it or warn me.
458
00:15:35,483 --> 00:15:37,876
And the last thing I
want is for my best friend
459
00:15:37,877 --> 00:15:39,343
to end up lonely and miserable, like me.
460
00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:41,990
Don't just stand there!
461
00:15:41,991 --> 00:15:43,739
Go after him before he leaves forever!
462
00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:45,458
He's my brother. He lives upstairs.
463
00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:47,041
No, I mean Evan!
464
00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:49,602
I love him!
465
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:52,455
With that, Erica realized how
hard things had been for Barry.
466
00:15:52,456 --> 00:15:55,630
As for my mom, everything
was coming up roses.
467
00:15:55,631 --> 00:15:57,379
Well, hello, Virginia Kremp.
468
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,728
How's V-Day treating ya?
469
00:15:58,729 --> 00:16:00,604
Well, as we say in the flower game,
470
00:16:00,605 --> 00:16:02,392
business is blooming.
471
00:16:02,393 --> 00:16:04,180
Shh. I'm in mid-brag.
472
00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:06,467
As you know, my guys have showered me
473
00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:08,988
with expensive gifts
and ticket experiences.
474
00:16:08,989 --> 00:16:10,414
She's here, Charles!
475
00:16:10,415 --> 00:16:12,369
Bring in the Valentine Explosion.
476
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:16,150
It's so big and deserved!
477
00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:17,987
"Your devoted husband
478
00:16:17,988 --> 00:16:20,831
and keeper of your heart, Murray."
479
00:16:20,832 --> 00:16:23,117
Hmm, Murray. No, no, I
think that's a mistake.
480
00:16:23,118 --> 00:16:25,316
Um, Adam actually came in
and ordered that for you.
481
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,221
Um... You're very wrong.
482
00:16:27,222 --> 00:16:29,058
Clearly, it's from my husband.
483
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:30,201
No, I took the order.
484
00:16:30,202 --> 00:16:31,423
It was your son,
485
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,455
the one who forces Chad
to act in his weird videos.
486
00:16:33,456 --> 00:16:36,504
Then why does it say it's from
my "devoted husband," Charles?
487
00:16:36,505 --> 00:16:38,018
Why does it say "Murray"
488
00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:40,129
if Adam bought the flowers, Charles?
489
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:41,312
Why, Charles?
490
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:45,015
One theory is that they are
491
00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:46,814
trying to dish you off on each other.
492
00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:51,161
The other theory is I should
keep my big, fat mouth closed.
493
00:16:51,162 --> 00:16:52,432
Okay. I'm gonna go now. Bye.
494
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:56,679
Murray! Adam! We need to talk!
495
00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,900
Damn right we do.
496
00:16:57,901 --> 00:16:59,649
Look at what Dad gotcha!
497
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:03,479
It's a bear, and his shirt
says, "I love you Bevy much!"
498
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,818
That's nothin'!
499
00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:06,939
Adam wants to take you
on a wine-tasting trip
500
00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:08,033
to Martha's Vineyard!
501
00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:09,499
Okay, cut the poop!
502
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:11,619
I know neither of you want
to go to dinner with me.
503
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:13,163
- Oh, boy.
- I'm sorry!
504
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:15,039
I just wanted to be with Jackie.
505
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,159
- Don't be mad at me.
- Well, I am mad.
506
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,052
But I'm more mad at your father,
so I'll yell at him first.
507
00:17:20,053 --> 00:17:23,266
I'll give you two the
privacy you deserve.
508
00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:25,055
Bevy, don't be angry.
509
00:17:25,056 --> 00:17:27,048
You know I'm not good
at feelings and stuff.
510
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:28,758
Oh, I get it.
511
00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:31,650
I used to think you just
weren't good at Valentine's Day.
512
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:34,171
But turns out, you're amazing...
513
00:17:34,172 --> 00:17:36,536
If it's to get out of
spending time with me.
514
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:38,852
- Just let me explain...
- Save it.
515
00:17:38,853 --> 00:17:41,099
You got what you wanted.
516
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,526
Valentine's Day without me.
517
00:17:45,870 --> 00:17:49,709
My mom's Valentine's Day was a bust.
518
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,712
It was gonna take more than
chocolates to make it right.
519
00:17:51,713 --> 00:17:53,107
- Hey.
- Don't.
520
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:54,914
Look, I know a few stupid chocolates
521
00:17:54,915 --> 00:17:56,299
won't make up for what I did,
522
00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:57,654
but maybe this will.
523
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,127
I borrowed Adam's dumb camera,
524
00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:01,376
and I made you a real
Valentine's Day gift.
525
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:04,401
And I helped! I was the cameraman,
526
00:18:04,402 --> 00:18:07,231
and a pretty darn good
one, if I do say so myself.
527
00:18:08,704 --> 00:18:10,009
I don't know if this is a good idea,
528
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,403
just sitting here and saying how I feel.
529
00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:12,955
Bev's not here.
530
00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:15,734
Just look in the lens
and speak from the heart.
531
00:18:15,735 --> 00:18:17,502
All right. Let's do this.
532
00:18:17,503 --> 00:18:19,545
Now, where's that damn button?
533
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:22,118
- That was absolutely beautiful!
- Yeah?
534
00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:24,288
Yeah. I don't know. I
think I could do it better.
535
00:18:24,289 --> 00:18:27,068
3, 2, 1...
536
00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:29,032
Sweet Lord, Murray.
537
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,693
I've never seen you cry like that.
538
00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,049
I'm just getting in the groove.
539
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:34,394
I think I got another one. Let's do it.
540
00:18:34,395 --> 00:18:35,995
Okay. Go!
541
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:37,507
I don't know. That one
kind of got away from me.
542
00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,678
I don't know. I kinda liked it.
543
00:18:39,679 --> 00:18:41,475
Damn it, Al! You filmed it backwards!
544
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:43,567
I pushed the button like Adam does.
545
00:18:43,568 --> 00:18:45,610
It was off when it
was supposed to be on!
546
00:18:45,611 --> 00:18:47,574
Why would a red light mean "On"?
547
00:18:47,575 --> 00:18:50,599
Red is the international
signal for "Stop"!
548
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,651
That's with cars, not with cameras!
549
00:18:52,652 --> 00:18:54,566
Oh, now you're a camera expert!
550
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:56,737
You don't need a tape.
551
00:18:56,738 --> 00:18:58,495
Just tell me everything now.
552
00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,056
Right now?
553
00:19:00,057 --> 00:19:02,666
To your face?! I can't do that!
554
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:04,528
Please?
555
00:19:04,529 --> 00:19:05,952
Just tell her, Murray.
556
00:19:05,953 --> 00:19:07,346
Fine!
557
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:08,859
I love you!
558
00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:11,402
And I hate that I live
in a constant panic,
559
00:19:11,403 --> 00:19:12,669
afraid to tell you that.
560
00:19:12,670 --> 00:19:15,242
And I hate that I can't express
561
00:19:15,243 --> 00:19:16,844
how much you mean to me!
562
00:19:18,563 --> 00:19:20,280
You just did, Mur.
563
00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:22,529
I just said that I love you.
564
00:19:25,801 --> 00:19:27,725
I know.
565
00:19:27,726 --> 00:19:29,198
My dad was the kind of guy
566
00:19:29,199 --> 00:19:31,977
who had a hard time saying
"I love you" out loud.
567
00:19:31,978 --> 00:19:35,581
But when he finally did, it
was all my mom needed to hear.
568
00:19:35,582 --> 00:19:38,076
Whattya know. The Terminator's funny.
569
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,659
They don't look the same,
but it's clear they're family.
570
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:49,370
And, as for Barry, his Valentine's Day
571
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:51,668
would end up being a bit
sweeter than he thought.
572
00:19:51,669 --> 00:19:53,956
- What's going on?
- What does it look like?
573
00:19:53,957 --> 00:19:55,881
You've got a date for Valentine's Day.
574
00:19:55,882 --> 00:19:58,700
I appreciate it, but I
just want to be alone.
575
00:19:58,701 --> 00:20:00,016
But you're not.
576
00:20:00,017 --> 00:20:01,440
- You've got us.
- It's true.
577
00:20:01,441 --> 00:20:03,365
We're here for you, man.
578
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:04,966
Listen, we actually
know a cool, new band
579
00:20:04,967 --> 00:20:06,350
we thought you might want to see.
580
00:20:06,351 --> 00:20:08,894
? Stole a voice to tell
her that he wouldn't ?
581
00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,406
? He kinda, shoulda ?
582
00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:11,713
Life is a funny thing.
583
00:20:11,714 --> 00:20:13,313
My best friend's cousin,
584
00:20:13,314 --> 00:20:15,032
who had the same rock
dreams as my sister,
585
00:20:15,033 --> 00:20:16,220
really ended up making it
586
00:20:16,221 --> 00:20:18,469
in a band called The Lemonheads.
587
00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:21,209
And even though The Dropouts
didn't get quite as big,
588
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:22,928
it didn't matter, 'cause
when you're surrounded
589
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:24,519
by the people you love,
590
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:27,326
life is full of sweet music.
591
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:30,752
_
592
00:20:32,261 --> 00:20:36,122
_
593
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:40,469
Aww, Jackie, thanks again
for this awesome V-Day gift.
594
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:42,509
Anytime you miss me, all
you gotta do is hit "Play."
595
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,049
Hey, Goldfarb!
596
00:20:45,050 --> 00:20:46,839
Since you don't listen
to me in gym class,
597
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,919
maybe you'll listen
to your furry friend.
598
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,129
Balls! Giant Coach Mellor
must've grabbed Teddy
599
00:20:51,130 --> 00:20:52,379
when I wasn't looking.
600
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:54,129
This isn't the school from "Fame,"
601
00:20:54,130 --> 00:20:56,419
so put down your lightsaber and focus on
602
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,050
what's real important, sports!
603
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,500
Good form.
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