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? Magic is real here ?
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? Far away from home ?
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? Anything can happen ?
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? When witches make the rules ?
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? Monsters are cool ?
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? The moon is our friend ?
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? I wanna stay with you ?
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? On Summer Camp Island ?
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?
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[ Slurps ]
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Mortimer: It's no use.
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I'm destined to be alone
in a club of one forever!
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[ Sobbing ]
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Whoop.
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I know you're sad because
you didn't get into
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the Moss and Scones
Secret Society
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but what if we make
our own secret society?
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An official
secret society?
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You don't belong until
you officially belong.
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Yes.
It'll be official.
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We'll have members and rituals
and feelings.
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Hedgehog and I do this kind
of stuff all the time.
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Make your own secret society.
Yes!
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We can meet here
in this abandoned classroom.
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Ooh!
I could even be president!
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Every group needs a leader
to get its feet off the ground.
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Like George Washington himself,
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I will escort our fledgling
nation of feelings
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to sturdier days.
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Um, what did you
and your Hedgehog
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do after you drafted
your secret society charter?
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Ask our friends
to join!
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I don't have any friends,
remember?
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Wait, so you don't know Ava
or Howard or anyone else?
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- Who?
- Oh, right.
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You can't have friends
without feelings.
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Feelings make friends
and friends make feelings,
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and they feed off each other
in an endless feedback loop.
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One sec.
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Oh.
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Do you think
anyone's gonna come?
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Oh, yeah, I sent them
personal invitations
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to get them interested.
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Here they come now!
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Hi, I got an invitation
saying to meet here?
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This is for a group of people
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who fall asleep
on old romance novels right?
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Mine says this is
for people who play violin.
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You play violin?
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Not anything that would move
someone to tears
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or anything like that.
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It's just regular emotionless
violin playing.
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Are we allowed to be
congregating on the lawn
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without a faculty advisor?
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One time I got a demerit for
being sad at a lost cat poster.
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Everything's aboveboard.
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Soon to be official.
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We have a dignitary here
from the future auditing.
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In fact, you've all been
brought here by him.
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He believes you have
an interest in...
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[Whispering]
...expressing yourselves.
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Uh...
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Is this a trap?
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I'm a real sucker
for traps.
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So please spare me
if you have any decency!
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Look, you're all
free to leave
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if you're not curious
about feeling freely.
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Hmm...
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To our club headquarters!
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?
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[ Gasps ]
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Stuart!
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Hello, classmates.
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Stuart here.
Official secret society proctor.
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I understand you're a new
secret society?
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And what's the name
of your secret society?
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We have not decided
on a name yet.
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O... kay.
[ Scoffs ]
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And what is your secret
society motto?
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Still pending.
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Crest?
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Um...
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Listen!
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I take being secret society
proctor very seriously!
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I'll be back in morning,
and if you don't have
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the basic requirements
for a secret society,
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no club for you!
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Does anyone know how
a secret society decides stuff?
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I wonder how Moss and Scones
decided on their name.
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My cousin's brother's roommate
was in it!
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Apparently, he never told anyone
what went on in there.
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Not even his pet rock!
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Weird stuff.
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Creepy stuff!
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I know!
Let's go spy on Moss and Scones!
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[ All tittering ]
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Yeah!
There they are!
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Let's use those
excited emotions!
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Oh, shoot!
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Yeah, we better tamp it down.
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No! No! Keep those feelings
coming folks!
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They're welcome here!
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If spying brings them
out of you, huzzah!
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[ All cheering ]
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?
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Ow!
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Melvin,
you stepped on my heel!
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It's not my fault!
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Howard's steppin' on
both my heels!
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Ow!
Sorry!
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Ow!
Sorry!
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Do you know
where the entrance is?
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It's supposed to be here
somewhere in the old library.
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Obviously, it's one of those
book lever thingies.
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Aha!
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Wait for it...
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Okay, the lever must be
one of the other books.
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?
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Uh, guys...
it's over here!
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Ah!
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?
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[ Indistinct murmuring ]
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?
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?
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So I said, "Rutiger, dear boy,
only an amateur wears
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the same pair of poagies
for sculling an octuple
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and playing jai alai
at the racquet club."
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[ Chuckles, slurps ]
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This is the Moss
and Scones society?
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I don't see a single weird
ritual going on in there.
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I thought I was boring.
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This is like watching
quill ink dry.
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Theo, I think I speak
for all of us
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when I say it's time
we get this party started.
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Oh?
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?
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Dang. That's the fanciest pegbox
I've ever seen!
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[ Grunts ]
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Ava!
Be careful!
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I just need to get
a better... Oop!
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[ Plays sour note ]
Oh.
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- [ Gasps ]
- Oh, shoo...
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It's okay.
I can reach the book.
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh! [ Grunts ]
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[ Gasps ]
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Wh-Where did you guys come from?
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We can't just leave her
out there! What do we do?
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You have to follow
your heart, Mortimer.
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Oh...
[ Grunts ]
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Oh!
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[ Grunts ]
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- [ Grunts ]
- Whoa!
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I'm with them.
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Looks like we have some spies,
gentlemonsters.
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Go easy on us!
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Moss and Scones!
Moss and Scones!
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No one trespasses
on Moss and Scones!
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Now, we don't take too kindly
to interlopers,
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do we, monsters?
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No, sir.
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And what do we do
with interlopers?
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Initiate them.
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Wait, really?
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Do we get to be
in your club after all?
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No. We're just going
to initiate you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Wait!
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Wait for what,
Mcleod?
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Theo, if I remember correctly,
our society's full chant is...
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"No one trespasses
on the Moss and Scones
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unless they have
a good reason."
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Shoot. You're right.
We totally forgot!
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Do you guys have
a good reason?
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We were trying to start
our own secret society
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and we needed to spy on you
to get some pointers?
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Oh! Well,
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the more secret societies,
the merrier!
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Why didn't you
just say so?
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Because you guys already
rejected me, so we have...
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kind of a weird...
thing?
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Ah.
Right.
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Can we go?
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?
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Take some mossy scones
for the road.
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Oh, I almost forgot.
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Here.
It's our official guidebook.
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This bad boy has everything
you need to know to get past
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Stuart and form
a secret society at Harvard.
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This is...
surprisingly nice of you.
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Of course.
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Here we are, folks.
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Everything we need to make
our secret society official.
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"Fools"?
Excuse me?
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"A pox on the village
from whence you crawled"?
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"Raspberries"?
What?!
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These don't seem like ways
to start a club!
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We've been lampooned!
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More like
Moss and Scoundrels!
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I can't believe those guys!
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I'm so mad, I could...
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raise my voice!
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- Ohh.
- Hey!
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Quit hogging
the fainting couch!
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Good hustle, team!
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Really lovin'
the emotional range!
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[ Knock on door ]
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Stuart: I'm coming in!
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[ Gasps ] It's Stuart
with the clipboard!
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All right, amateur hour,
are we ready for...
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[ All chuckling nervously ]
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[ Sighs ] Are we ready
for this assessment?
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Stuart, we just need
a little more...
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Oscar, please.
I've got this.
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[ Clears throat,
inhales deeply ]
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Please make us official, Stuart!
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Please, please, please,
please, please!
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We beg of you!
[Sobbing] Please!
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Mm... no.
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Seriously?
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With great clipboard
comes great responsibility.
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?
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00:10:00,038 --> 00:10:01,456
I'm sorry, Mortimer.
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00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:05,252
All the clubs Hedgehog and I
started are deeply unofficial.
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You know what?
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When my little friend
came from the future here
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and asked me what I wanted,
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I told him that I wanted to be
in an official secret society,
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that I wanted to belong.
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00:10:16,972 --> 00:10:19,807
But now, I'm realizing that
while we were all trying so hard
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to make an official
secret society,
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nobody even noticed
that we'd all become friends.
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So, no secret society?
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Oh, no.
We absolutely must.
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We'll just be
deeply unofficial.
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The Unofficial
Tiny Outburst Society!
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Well, I guess this is
a good time to go home.
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We'll miss you,
little friend.
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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Mm!
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Aw.
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When will I see
you again?
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Ah-ah!
No spoilers.
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Okay, guys.
Here we go.
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Clears throat ]
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I don't actually know
how to get back.
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?
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00:11:12,444 --> 00:11:18,533
?
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00:11:18,882 --> 00:11:20,945
- Ow!
- Sorry.
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