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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,245 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:12,780 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:13,781 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:21,789 * 5 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,630 * ONE - * KEEP GOING 6 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,699 * 7 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:34,135 - * ONE, TWO, THREE - GO! 8 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:35,569 GO! 9 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,676 [overlapping chatter] 10 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:46,414 - THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU... 11 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:53,421 [voices echoing, indistinct] 12 00:00:55,323 --> 00:00:56,690 [boxing bell clangs] 13 00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:59,427 [crowd cheering] 14 00:00:59,460 --> 00:01:02,096 - AND HE'S DOWN FOR THE COUNT! 15 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,597 THE CROWD IS GOING WILD. 16 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,167 MIGHTY MIKE NOVOTNY HAS TAKEN IT ON THE CHIN 17 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,569 FROM MAD DOG KINNEY. 18 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,805 SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE. GET UP, YOU BUM! 19 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,708 THE WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION IS... 20 00:01:14,742 --> 00:01:15,576 HOLD IT. 21 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:17,278 BEFORE WE CROWN THE CHAMP, 22 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,480 LET'S GIVE ALL YOU SPORTS FANS A BLOW-BY-BLOW RECAP, 23 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,516 SO CAN SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. 24 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,218 TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WOULDN'T MIND KNOWING 25 00:01:24,252 --> 00:01:25,586 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED MYSELF. 26 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,322 IT WAS A WEEK AGO, THE NIGHT THAT MAD DOG-- 27 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:31,892 I MEAN, BRIAN-- THREW THE PARTY FOR RAGE. 28 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:33,227 - * YOU GOT TO SHOW IT 29 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:35,196 * SHOW, SHOW, SHOW 30 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:39,500 * 31 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,368 - WHOO! 32 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:42,303 BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH! 33 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,571 - LET'S GO BACK TO MY PLACE. 34 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:46,307 - * I STILL LOVE YOU 35 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,343 * SO SHOW ME 36 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:53,247 * 37 00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:54,882 * THAT YOU LOVE ME TOO 38 00:01:54,915 --> 00:01:59,653 * 39 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,656 - WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT "RAGE" IS ALL THE RAGE. 40 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:03,657 YEAH. 41 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,493 - HONEY! 42 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:08,329 - OOH. OHH. [chuckles] 43 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,897 - SEE YOU LATER. 44 00:02:09,930 --> 00:02:13,501 - YEAH, MUCH, MUCH LATER. 45 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:15,236 - GOD, DO YOU THINK THEY'RE 46 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:17,371 ACTUALLY GOING TO... - DO IT? 47 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:18,572 - HEY, WHAT DO YOU SAY THAT WE GO HOME 48 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,408 AND CONTINUE THE CELEBRATION, HUH? 49 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:22,310 - IN A MINUTE. I HAVE TO FIND BRIAN. 50 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,311 - OKAY. 51 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,345 - LAST TIME I SAW HIM, 52 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,779 HE WAS FEELING NO PAIN. 53 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:30,518 - YEAH, GETTING IT ON WITH SHIRTLESS WONDER 4,689. 54 00:02:30,551 --> 00:02:33,554 - HE AND JUSTIN JUST BROKE UP. 55 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,688 - WHAT? 56 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,424 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 57 00:02:36,457 --> 00:02:37,958 - JUSTIN'S BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE. 58 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:41,395 - OH, AREN'T THEY ALWAYS SEEING SOMEBODY ELSE? 59 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:43,297 - THIS TIME, IT'S DIFFERENT. 60 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:47,301 * 61 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,836 I'LL BE BACK. 62 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,610 - TAXI! 63 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,480 [indistinct chatter] 64 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:00,814 - OHH. - IT JUST BUGS ME, 65 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,350 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO... 66 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,651 BRIAN! 67 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,919 [car squeals out] BRIAN! 68 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,762 [violin playing] 69 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:18,566 * 70 00:03:18,599 --> 00:03:20,734 - [grunts softly] 71 00:03:20,768 --> 00:03:27,708 * 72 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:30,478 [chuckles] 73 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,516 - I PROMISED I'D SERENADE YOU AWAKE, DIDN'T I? 74 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,325 - YOU ALSO PROMISED ME BREAKFAST IN BED. 75 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:45,993 - AH-HA. 76 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,862 - [chuckles] 77 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,997 DARK CHOCOLATE. 78 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:52,800 - IS THERE ANY OTHER KIND? 79 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,502 - HMM. 80 00:03:54,535 --> 00:03:55,869 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FINALLY HERE, 81 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,939 THAT WE ACTUALLY SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT TOGETHER. 82 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,612 I'M HERE... 83 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,780 BUT I CAN'T STAY. 84 00:04:06,814 --> 00:04:09,049 - OHH. - I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS, 85 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,018 - OHH! - THEN TO WORK. 86 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:14,822 OH, I ALSO HAVE TO PICK UP MY STUFF. 87 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,026 - WHAT IF HE'S THERE? 88 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,061 - WHAT IF HE IS? 89 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:22,363 I DON'T CARE. 90 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,364 [zips fly] 91 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,932 I'M WITH YOU NOW. 92 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:31,972 - [sniffs] 93 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,932 - BRIAN... 94 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,601 WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 95 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,971 CALL ME. THAT'LL BE 5.25, WITH TAX. 96 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,073 - I'LL TAKE A RAGE T-SHIRT TOO. 97 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:07,841 - OH, THIS IS NOT FOR SALE. 98 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,743 - DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE COPIES? 99 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,645 - LOOKS LIKE I JUST SOLD MY LAST ONE. 100 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:13,080 - WHEN IS ISSUE TWO COMING OUT? 101 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:14,682 - IT'S NOT. 102 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:15,816 - BUT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO RAGE AND J.T.? 103 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,551 ARE THEY GOING TO GET TOGETHER? 104 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,853 - YEAH, AND WILL ZEPHYR HAVE A COSMIC MELTDOWN IF THEY DO? 105 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,689 - I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW, SO... 106 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,024 HANG ON TO YOUR COMIC BOOKS, GUYS. 107 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:27,094 IT'S ABOUT TO BECOME A TRUE COLLECTOR'S ITEM. 108 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,734 [knock at door] 109 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:40,073 - BRIAN? 110 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:47,014 BRIAN? 111 00:05:58,726 --> 00:06:01,094 - [grunting] 112 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,902 [groans of pleasure] 113 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,675 AHH. 114 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,936 [shower running] 115 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:20,941 - * ACROSS THE WASTELAND OF MY HEART * 116 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:25,245 * FABLED OASIS IN THE SAND 117 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:29,683 * FOLLOW MY FOOTPRINTS IN A CIRCLE * 118 00:07:29,717 --> 00:07:33,954 * SEE MY LIFE SLIP THROUGH MY HANDS * 119 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:37,558 * THE PAST SO BITTER ON THE TONGUE * 120 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,560 * WHEN IT WAS PRESENT 121 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,929 * IT WAS SO SWEET 122 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,666 * NOW THE ONLY WAY AHEAD 123 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,167 - [groaning] 124 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:52,773 - * IS TO GIVE UP AND RETREAT * 125 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,977 * RETREAT 126 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,846 - OKAY, TIME TO PUT THAT AWAY 127 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,914 AND EAT YOUR PINK-PLATE SPECIALS 128 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:01,849 BEFORE THEY GET COLD-- THERE YOU GO, BABY. 129 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,116 - THANK YOU. - THANKS. 130 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:04,618 - YOU KNOW YOU WROTE THAT, DON'T YOU? 131 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,587 MY SON, MICHAEL NOVOTNY. 132 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,856 HEY, NO SNATCHING THE LEMON BARS, 133 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:11,491 EVEN IF YOU ARE A GENIUS. 134 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,261 - YOU DID IT, DIDN'T YOU? 135 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,829 WE KNOW YOU DID IT. 136 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,098 - WAS IT HEAVEN? WAS IT BLISS? 137 00:08:18,131 --> 00:08:20,000 - PERMIT ME TO DO THE CROSS-EXAMINING. 138 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:21,602 WHO WAS TOP? WHO WAS BOTTOM? HMM? 139 00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:23,003 - CHRIST, YOU SOUND LIKE ME. 140 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,738 - HOLD ON. DID I MISS SOMETHING? 141 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:25,873 YOU GUYS DIDN'T ACTUALLY... 142 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,274 - ORDER IN THE COURT. 143 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:29,610 ANSWER THE QUESTION. 144 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,744 - GENE, YOUR COVERED FRIES ARE UP. 145 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,012 - COMING. 146 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:34,147 - [gulp] WELL, LET'S JUST SAY 147 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,883 IT WAS, UM... 148 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:37,851 - A NIGHT LIKE NO OTHER. 149 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,687 - AND I'LL REMEMBER IT... 150 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:40,688 ALWAYS. [chuckling] 151 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:41,722 - REMEMBER WHAT? 152 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,123 - AW, DIDN'T WE TELL YOU? 153 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,692 - TELL ME! 154 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,126 - OH, WE'RE SO THRILLED FOR YOU! 155 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,828 SOON YOU'LL BE CELEBRATING YOUR ANNIVERSARY, 156 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,062 JUST LIKE US. 157 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,664 - ANNIVERSARY? YOU JUST GOT MARRIED. 158 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:51,965 WE'VE ALWAYS CELEBRATE THE DAY 159 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,100 WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER. ONE FOR YOU... 160 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,768 - MY FRIENDS ARNIE AND EDWARD, 161 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,169 THEY CELEBRATE THE DAY THEY FIRST FUCKED. 162 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,639 - SAME THING. - AND ONE FOR YOU... 163 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,174 WE EXPECT YOU ALL TO BE THERE. 164 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,844 - WELL, DON'T EXPECT ANY GIFTS THIS TIME. 165 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,312 - EXCEPT... 166 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,948 WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS? 167 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:10,918 - GUESS THEY WON'T BE COMING. 168 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,586 AT LEAST, NOT TOGETHER. 169 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,921 - POOR SUNSHINE. 170 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,756 HE REALLY LOVED HIM. 171 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,090 - AND BRIAN REALLY LOVED HIM. 172 00:09:17,124 --> 00:09:18,792 - YEAH, WELL, HE SHOULD'VE SHOWED IT. 173 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,327 - HE DID, IN HIS WAY. 174 00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:26,266 - POOR BRIAN MUST BE SEQUESTERED AWAY, 175 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,335 DEVASTATED, DISGRACED, 176 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:31,739 BROKEN, HUMILIATED. 177 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,808 [laughing] 178 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,076 - OR MAYBE NOW HE'S, YOU KNOW, 179 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,911 PLANNING TO PACK HIS BAGS AND MOVE ON, 180 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,749 NOW THAT HE'S NO LONGER PITTSBURGH'S NUMERO UNO HOMO. 181 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,350 - WELL, REPORTS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN 182 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,819 GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 183 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,821 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? 184 00:09:47,855 --> 00:09:49,122 [service bell dings] - LONG ENOUGH... 185 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:50,924 TO KNOW WHO MY REAL FRIENDS ARE. 186 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,661 - BRIAN... 187 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,995 YOU OKAY? 188 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,965 - I'M BRILLIANT, DAZZLING. 189 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,867 [door closes] 190 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,715 - YOU GONNA JUST STAND THERE, 191 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,216 OR YOU GONNA GET TO WORK? 192 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,018 - [sighs] 193 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,163 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 194 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,732 - WELL, IT'S SUCH A LOVELY DAY, 195 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,866 I THOUGHT I'D GO FOR A STROLL, 196 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:34,134 YOU KNOW, TAKE IN THE SIGHTS. 197 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,770 - [grunts] ME, THROWING OUT GARBAGE? 198 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,939 - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE SO GOOD AT DUMPING THINGS. 199 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,343 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WALK OUT ON HIM LIKE THAT 200 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,078 IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, YOU KNOW. 201 00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:46,213 - I WOULD'VE TOLD HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF, 202 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,247 BUT HE WAS ALREADY DOING THAT 203 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,749 IN THE BACK ROOM WITH RAGE. 204 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,250 - HOW CAN YOU BE SUCH A SHIT, 205 00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,852 AFTER ALL HE'S DONE FOR YOU? 206 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,120 - I KNOW WHAT HE'S DONE FOR ME. 207 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,287 - AND YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS, 208 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,189 RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. - YEAH! 209 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:57,958 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME. 210 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,226 - AND DID YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD CHANGE HIM? 211 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,028 THAT HE WOULD CHANGE FOR YOU? 212 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,930 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 213 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,233 - OF COURSE NOT. IT'S OVER. 214 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,035 ON TO THE NEXT. YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. 215 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,204 - SO DID YOU. 216 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,906 FROM THE FIRST NIGHT THAT WE MET, 217 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,374 AND HE TOOK ME HOME AND FUCKED ME, 218 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,275 YOU HAVE WANTED ME GONE. 219 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:18,045 WELL, MIKEY, YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR WISH. 220 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,313 THERE'S NOTHING STANDING IN YOUR WAY ANY MORE. 221 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:21,782 HE'S ALL YOURS. 222 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,752 YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU'RE NO LONGER WITH BRIAN, 223 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:27,988 THERE'S REALLY NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE HERE, IS THERE? 224 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,389 SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST DO US ALL A FAVOR, 225 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:33,060 INCLUDING YOURSELF, AND DISAPPEAR? 226 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,801 - NOW HUDDLE IN JUST A LITTLE CLOSER TOGETHER. 227 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,369 - OKAY NOW. SAY "CUNNILINGUS." 228 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,004 - [gagging] 229 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,338 [all laugh] 230 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:48,942 - OH, AREN'T THEY ADORABLE. PRECIOUS. 231 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,011 - OKAY, WE'LL SEE YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS LATER. 232 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,012 - BYE. - BYE-BYE. 233 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,180 - LATER. - SEE YA. 234 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,015 - BYE. 235 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,383 - THEY THINK WE DID IT. 236 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,218 - EVERYBODY THINKS WE DID IT. 237 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,954 - WELL, CAN WE HELP IT IF THEY MAKE CERTAIN ASSUMPTIONS? 238 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,756 - DIDN'T THEY MAKE CERTAIN ASSUMPTIONS 239 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:05,225 BECAUSE WE LET THEM MAKE CERTAIN ASSUMPTIONS? 240 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,862 - IT'S NOT AS IF WE LIED TO THEM... 241 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,297 OR DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. 242 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,499 - WE SO WANTED TO DO IT. - BUT IT WAS LATE. 243 00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,034 - I, FOR ONE, HAD FAR TOO MANY RAGE-TINIS. 244 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,268 - I COULD BARELY KEEP MY EYES OPEN. 245 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,204 - THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE WERE ASLEEP. 246 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,106 - WELL, AT LEAST WE WERE IN THE SAME BED TOGETHER. 247 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:21,041 - YOU KNOW, WHICH MEANS, TECHNICALLY, 248 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,211 WE DID SLEEP TOGETHER. - TECHNICALLY. 249 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,514 - ANYWAY, WHEN WE FINALLY DO... 250 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,515 - IT. - IT... 251 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,850 - [chuckles] 252 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,384 - WE WANT IT TO BE JUST RIGHT. 253 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,519 RIGHT? 254 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,987 - RIGHT. 255 00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:38,959 - ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. INCREDIBLY RIGHT. 256 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,427 - BEAUTIFULLY RIGHT. 257 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,969 - NO, I KNOW, I KNOW. OF COURSE. 258 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:49,970 UH, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. 259 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,304 IT'S JUST THAT, UH, 260 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,140 SINCE I DECIDED NOT TO GO TO TIBET AFTER ALL, 261 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,542 I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE YOU WOULD... 262 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,911 OH. OKAY THEN. 263 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:01,014 UM, I HOPE ALL GOES WELL. 264 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,315 YEAH, RIGHT. YOU TOO. HEH. 265 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,917 BYE. [phone beeps off] 266 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,186 BITCH. - NO LUCK? 267 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,921 - OH, SHE SAID SHE SIGNED THE LEASE IN GOOD FAITH, 268 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,422 AND SHE INTENDS TO STAY. 269 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,992 WHY DID I HAVE TO SUBLET MY PLACE TO A LAW PROFESSOR? 270 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,560 - HEH. - WELL... 271 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,262 GUESS I'D BETTER START SEARCHING. 272 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,997 CHECK OUT CAMPUS HOUSING. 273 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,298 - WHY DO THAT? 274 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,367 - I'VE GOT TO FIND SOMEPLACE TO LIVE. 275 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,202 - LIVE HERE. 276 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,307 - WELL, LIVE HERE FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, 277 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:30,010 OR LIVE HERE... FOR GOOD? 278 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,211 - FOR GOOD. 279 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,017 WHY NOT? - OH... 280 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,251 IT'S JUST THAT, UH... 281 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,387 ARE WE READY FOR THIS? 282 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,255 I MEAN, WE'VE-- WE'VE NEVER DISCUSSED IT. 283 00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:44,424 - WHAT'S TO DISCUSS? 284 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,426 - IT'S A COMMITMENT. - AREN'T WE COMMITTED? 285 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,561 - OF COURSE WE ARE. - SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 286 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,131 YOU AFRAID WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE COMPATIBLE? 287 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,033 - HEH, WELL, YOU NEVER KNOW. 288 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,068 - ALL RIGHT, PROFESSOR BRUCKNER, 289 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,070 DO YOU THROW WILD PARTIES? 290 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:58,505 DO YOU PLAY LOUD MUSIC ALL NIGHT? 291 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,241 DO YOU SPEND HOURS IN THE BATHROOM? 292 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:02,209 LET'S SEE. WHAT ELSE AM I FORGETTING? 293 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,978 - JUST THIS. 294 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,915 - MM. 295 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,649 I SAY WE'RE GOING TO GET ALONG JUST FINE. 296 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,618 - MM-HMM. 297 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,486 - HI, BOYS. 298 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,956 HOPE I'M INTERRUPTING SOMETHING. 299 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:18,959 EM, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO BEN MOVING IN HERE? 300 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,128 - UM, WELL, IT'S... 301 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:25,232 KIND OF A LOT OF PEOPLE IN A SMALL SPACE. 302 00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,534 BUT HEY, I LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN A SMALL SPACE. 303 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,369 [all chuckling] 304 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,072 - WHAT ABOUT YOU AND... TED? 305 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,373 - YEAH, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND TED? 306 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,674 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BITE THE BULLET 307 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,109 AND TELL HIM NO. 308 00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,544 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY 309 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:40,513 I DECIDED TO BITE SOMETHING ELSE. 310 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:43,050 - IT'S GREAT YOU GUYS DECIDED TO GET TOGETHER. 311 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,619 - TO THINK HE'S BEEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY NOSE ALL ALONG. 312 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,356 - STILL, I CAN'T IMAGINE HAVING SEX 313 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,124 WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND. 314 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:56,096 - REALLY? 315 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,297 SO--SO WHAT? I'M SORRY. 316 00:14:57,330 --> 00:15:00,533 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IMAGINE IT, WHAT? 317 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,135 TEDDY AND I DON'T DESERVE TO BE AS HAPPY 318 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,270 AS YOU AND BEN? 319 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,138 - I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 320 00:15:05,172 --> 00:15:08,008 I WANT YOU TO HAVE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD, 321 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:12,345 INCLUDING THE HOTTEST SEX. 322 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,281 I JUST DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 323 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,416 [both chuckle] 324 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,621 - HOW COULD YOU JUST LET HIM WALK OUT LIKE THAT? 325 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,523 - WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE HAD ME DO? 326 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,759 THROW MYSELF DOWN ON MY KNEES AND BEG HIM NOT TO GO? 327 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,794 - WELL, I'M NOT SURPRISED HE LEFT. 328 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,729 IN FACT, I SAW IT COMING. 329 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,365 - DID YOU HEAR THAT, SONNY BOY? 330 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,300 WHAT A PERCEPTIVE PUSS YOUR MAMA IS. 331 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,402 - WELL, IT WASN'T JUST ME. IT WAS EVERYONE. 332 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,204 THE WAY YOU TREATED HIM, REFUSING TO MAKE 333 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,538 EVEN THE SLIGHTEST ROMANTIC GESTURE. 334 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:48,708 IT'S NO WONDER HE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE. 335 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,610 HOWEVER... 336 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,247 MMM. 337 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,649 IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 338 00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,287 - FOR WHAT? - TO GET HIM BACK. 339 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,588 - OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT 340 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,656 FUCKING SUPERIOR SNEER. 341 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM. 342 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,461 - IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK, A SMALL SACRIFICE. 343 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,130 - AND THEN WE COULD BE A HAPPY COUPLE, 344 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,799 LIKE YOU AND MELANIE, OR... 345 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,134 OR MIKEY AND THE PROFESSOR. 346 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,802 AND, GOD HELP US, TED AND EMMETT. 347 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,737 - AND WHAT IS SO TERRIBLE WITH THAT? 348 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,672 - NOTHING. IT'S JUST THAT 349 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,374 I'M NOT A DYKE. 350 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,243 OR ONE OF THE GROWING LEGIONS OF DICKLESS FAGS 351 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,711 WHO THINK THAT, BY IMITATING THEM, 352 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,380 THEY'RE GOING TO FIND TRUE HAPPINESS. 353 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,848 - SO YOU'D RATHER BE ALONE, 354 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,850 THAN BE WITH THE ONE PERSON WHO LOVED YOU ENOUGH 355 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,819 TO ALMOST PUT UP WITH ALL YOUR BULLSHIT... 356 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,755 - I NEVER LOVED HIM. 357 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,424 AND EVEN IF I DID, I'D NEVER ASK HIM 358 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:38,858 TO PUT MY NEEDS ABOVE HIS OR... 359 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,528 BE SOMETHING HE'S NOT TO MAKE ME HAPPY. 360 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,663 I'D TELL HIM IF HE'S NOT GETTING WHAT HE WANTS, 361 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,698 THEN GO FIND IT SOMEPLACE ELSE. 362 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,101 - WELL, HE CERTAINLY LEARNED HIS LESSON. 363 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,506 CONGRATULATIONS. 364 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,181 - KIKI, THE NEW WAITRESS, 365 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,516 FORMERLY KENNY THE WAITER, [slap counter] 366 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,652 TOLD ME THAT JUSTIN QUIT TODAY, 367 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,754 JUST LIKE THAT. 368 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,691 WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE CHEESE GRATER? 369 00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,128 OH. OH, AND GET THIS. 370 00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:16,363 ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR, HE SAYS, 371 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,431 "BE SURE AND TELL DEBBIE I SAID GOOD-BYE." 372 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,467 LIKE HE WAS GOING AROUND THE GODDAMN CORNER. 373 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,475 - UGH. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 374 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,643 - THERE'S NO MEAT IN THIS. 375 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,812 - THE GIRLS WANTED VEGETARIAN. 376 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,647 - LESBIAN LASAGNA. 377 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:36,183 - FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MICHAEL, 378 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,417 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE TO EAT PUSSY. 379 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,651 - MOTHER! 380 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:40,553 - AND AFTER ALL I DID FOR THAT KID. 381 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,555 - AFTER WHAT WE ALL DID. 382 00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:43,923 I TOLD HIM, LOUD AND CLEAR. 383 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,758 - TOLD HIM WHAT? 384 00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,528 - THAT HE'S A SELFISH, UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PRICK, 385 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,898 AND HE SHOULD GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES. 386 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,634 - YOU TOLD HIM THAT? - I SURE DID. 387 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,376 - GIVE ME THAT. 388 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,677 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 389 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,513 - WHATEVER HAPPENED BETWEEN THOSE TWO BOYS 390 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,880 IS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS. 391 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,383 - BRIAN HAPPENS TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. 392 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,385 - YEAH, I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND. 393 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,786 AND IF YOU ASK ME, 394 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,788 JUSTIN DID THE RIGHT THING. HOPEFULLY, THIS... 395 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,258 ETHAN KID WILL APPRECIATE HIM. 396 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,659 - BRIAN APPRECIATED HIM. 397 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,361 HE DID EVERYTHING FOR HIM. 398 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,896 - EVERYTHING BUT LOVE HIM. 399 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,767 BUT THEN HE CAN'T LOVE ANYBODY. 400 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,204 NOT EVEN YOU. 401 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,642 [pots clattering] 402 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,677 - "THE TIME PASSED, 403 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,547 "AND IT LOOKED AS IF BEAUTY WOULD NEVER RETURN. 404 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:44,351 "AND SO THE BEAST SHUT HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE WORLD, 405 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:47,954 IN LONELINESS AND DESPAIR." 406 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,622 HEY. HEY, HEY. 407 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,291 IT'S ONLY A FAIRY TALE. 408 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,526 - I KNOW. [grunts] 409 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,529 - LOOK WHAT I FOUND. 410 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,997 A PHOTO, RIGHT AFTER WE GOT TOGETHER. 411 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,533 - EIGHT YEARS. HMM. 412 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,970 - GOES BY IN A BLINK. - A FLASH. 413 00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,405 - A SMILE. 414 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:07,707 - YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 415 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,776 - NEITHER HAVE YOU. 416 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,479 [both giggling] 417 00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:13,913 - LIAR. - LIAR! 418 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,716 [doorbell rings] 419 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,589 - CUTIE! 420 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,924 LINZ, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 421 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,659 OH, HEY, SWEETIE. COME ON IN. 422 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:27,994 - I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE. 423 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,729 - NO, WE WERE JUST SETTING UP FOR THE PARTY. 424 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:30,863 - YOU'LL BE HERE, WON'T YOU? 425 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,532 - ACTUALLY, I HAVE OTHER PLANS. 426 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:33,866 - I-I CAME BY NOW TO GIVE YOU GUYS THIS. 427 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,602 - OH, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING US... 428 00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,337 - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 429 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,472 - UH, WAIT. YOU JUST GOT HERE. 430 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:40,740 - ETHAN'S WAITING FOR ME. 431 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,409 - WELL, YOU CAN BRING HIM TOO, IF YOU WANT. 432 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,444 - AND IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT RUNNING INTO BRIAN, 433 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,612 FORGET IT. 434 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,779 THIS IS THE LAST PLACE HE'D BE. 435 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:49,015 - IT WASN'T JUST THAT. I... 436 00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,783 FIGURED IT WOULD BE EASIER FOR YOU GUYS 437 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,619 IF I WASN'T AROUND. 438 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:54,654 - WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK THAT? 439 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,623 - YOU WERE HIS FRIENDS FIRST. 440 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,525 - BUT YOU'RE OUR FRIEND TOO. 441 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,892 WE LOVE YOU THE SAME AS HIM... 442 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,828 - IF NOT MORE. 443 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,831 - SO WHY DON'T YOU HOLD ON TO THAT, 444 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,933 AND GIVE IT TO US AT THE PARTY? 445 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,472 [baby babbling] 446 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,475 [chatter and music] 447 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:18,611 * 448 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,648 - HI. - HI. 449 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,651 I WAS HOPING YOU'D MAKE YOUR WAY OVER HERE. 450 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,853 - HEH. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 451 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,722 MY GOD, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE THE DAY. 452 00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,791 BRIAN KINNEY, REJECTED. 453 00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:33,793 - HIS STOCK HAS PLUMMETED. 454 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,728 - THE NASDAQ OF FAGS. 455 00:21:35,762 --> 00:21:37,063 - I'M TELLING YOU, YOU'VE GOT TO BE SO CAREFUL 456 00:21:37,096 --> 00:21:39,098 WHAT YOU PUT IT INTO THESE DAYS. 457 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,568 [both snicker] 458 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,473 - DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY WERE SAYING? 459 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,376 - MEAN, VICIOUS CUNTS. 460 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:51,478 SELF-LOATHING STEREOTYPES. 461 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,680 - FUNNY, I THOUGHT THEY SOUNDED AN AWFUL LOT LIKE US. 462 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:54,847 - WE'RE ALLOWED TO TALK THAT WAY. 463 00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,949 WE'RE HIS FRIENDS. - MM. 464 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,085 [laughter] 465 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,587 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO OVER 466 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,689 AND LET HIM INSULT US FOR A LITTLE WHILE? 467 00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,824 - OH, GOOD IDEA. MIGHT MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER. 468 00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,426 - I THOUGHT YOU TWO'D BE HOME 469 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,495 STAINING THE SHEETS. [laughs] 470 00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:10,497 - WHY, IT MUST BE... 471 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,564 MM...DEBBIE. 472 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,766 - [laughs] - OH, AND VIC. 473 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,402 THE NEW TWOSOME IN TOWN. 474 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,869 - I THINK IT'S GREAT. 475 00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:18,405 AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU 476 00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,706 THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST YOU. 477 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:21,574 - WHAT ODDS? 478 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,875 - FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, VIC, 479 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,444 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BRING UP CARLOS, ARE YOU? 480 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:25,612 YOU'LL SCARE THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM. 481 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:26,979 - I WASN'T PLANNING TO. 482 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:29,782 - WHO, UM... WHO'S CARLOS? 483 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,585 - FORGET IT. MY SISTER'S GOT A BIG MOUTH. 484 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:33,920 - NEVER NOTICED. 485 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:36,623 - HE AND VIC WERE BEST FRIENDS. LIKE YOU TWO. 486 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,591 I MEAN, FOR YEARS THEY WERE INSEPARABLE. 487 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,826 AND THEN ONE DAY, CARLOS SAYS TO VIC, 488 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,027 "I'M IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY." 489 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,129 VIC SAYS, "WHO?" CARLOS SAYS, "YOU." 490 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,831 I TRIED TO WARN THEM NOT TO MESS WITH A GOOD THING, 491 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,666 BUT THEY WENT AHEAD WITH IT ANYWAY. 492 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,867 AND THREE MONTHS LATER, 493 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,002 CARLOS VANISHES WITHOUT A TRACE, 494 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:51,838 AND THIS ONE'S AROUND THE BEND. 495 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,640 - YOU'RE LEAVING OUT A FEW DETAILS. 496 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,141 - THE POINT IS... 497 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:56,676 - THE POINT IS, 498 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,611 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. 499 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,647 HAVE A NICE NIGHT, GUYS. 500 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,182 - HAVE A NICE NIGHT, HONEYS. 501 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,817 [chuckles] 502 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,622 - I NEVER REALIZED YOU HAD... 503 00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,023 SO MANY CLOTHES. 504 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:13,159 - WELL, I NEVER REALIZED YOUR CLOSET WAS SO SMALL. 505 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:15,728 - WELL, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CRAM IT ALL IN? 506 00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:17,630 - YOU KNOW, WE NEVER HAD PROBLEMS BEFORE. 507 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,732 [playful growl] 508 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,167 - MM-MMM. WHA-- 509 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,003 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO... BE MOVING YOU IN. 510 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,705 [both giggling] 511 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:26,806 ALL RIGHT. - AHH. 512 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:27,974 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 513 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,709 [laughing] WELL, NOT RIGHT HERE. 514 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:30,910 - I KNOW. THESE ARE HARD. 515 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,044 YOU HAVE... - OKAY. 516 00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:33,780 [grunting] THEY'RE LIKE... 517 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:34,847 - I LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU ALONE 518 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,549 FOR FIVE MINUTES... 519 00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,685 - CHRIST, BRIAN. 520 00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:40,520 HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE? 521 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:41,954 MY WIDDLE KEY. 522 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,156 - THAT'S FOR EMERGENCIES. - EXACTLY. 523 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:46,526 IF I DON'T FIND SOMEONE TO GO TO BABYLON WITH ME, 524 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,427 I'LL DIE. 525 00:23:55,134 --> 00:23:56,836 - WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 526 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,005 GO ON, GET OUT. 527 00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:01,841 BEN'S JUST MOVING IN. 528 00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:03,943 - SUFFERING SAPPHO. 529 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:04,844 YOU TOO. 530 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,079 - LOOK, I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 531 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,848 - MICHAEL. 532 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:16,088 - WHY DON'T YOU GO WITH HIM? 533 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,690 - NOW? - COME ON, LOOK-- 534 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:18,958 LOOK AT HIM. 535 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:21,127 POOR GUY NEEDS A FRIEND. 536 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,963 I WOULD TOO, IF I EVER LOST YOU. 537 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:25,898 - BUT WHAT ABOUT US? THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT HERE. 538 00:24:25,932 --> 00:24:29,068 - AND THERE'LL BE OTHERS. 539 00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:30,670 I LIVE HERE NOW, 540 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,038 REMEMBER? - [chuckling] 541 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:34,807 MMM. 542 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:38,845 MMM. 543 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,848 - * YOU THRILL ME 544 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:44,717 * ALL NIGHT LONG 545 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:45,885 [buzzing] 546 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,020 * ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT 547 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,590 - * THROUGH THE NIGHT 548 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:51,891 - CAN I COME IN NOW? 549 00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:53,760 - HOLD ON. WHOA. 550 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,596 - * JUST WE TWO 551 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,965 - * ALL NIGHT LONG 552 00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:01,000 - * ALL NIGHT LONG 553 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:02,569 - OKAY. 554 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,672 - * ALL NIGHT LONG 555 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:07,774 - JESUS. [chuckling] 556 00:25:07,807 --> 00:25:09,809 LOOKS LIKE FAO SCHWARTZ DECIDED TO OPEN 557 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:10,910 AN ADULT TOYS DEPARTMENT DEPARTMENT. 558 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:14,080 - SHUT UP AND GET IN BED. 559 00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:16,683 - OKAY. 560 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,750 WELL, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 561 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:18,985 - WHAT FOR? 562 00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,720 - I'M MODEST. - MODEST? 563 00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,922 I'VE SEEN YOU WHACK OFF ON THE WEBSITE 100 TIMES. 564 00:25:22,955 --> 00:25:24,757 - WELL, THAT WAS DIFFERENT. 565 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,759 THAT WAS WORK. 566 00:25:26,793 --> 00:25:28,027 THIS IS YOU AND ME. 567 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,796 IT'S OUR FIRST TIME. 568 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:31,030 I WANT IT TO BE INNOCENT, 569 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,632 YOU KNOW, FILLED WITH... 570 00:25:32,665 --> 00:25:33,900 ANTICIPATION, AND... 571 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:36,102 AND DISCOVERY... 572 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:37,269 JOY. 573 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:38,671 - [scoffs] 574 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:40,306 - NOW, GO ON. 575 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:42,274 - [sighs] 576 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:51,283 - [giggles] 577 00:25:51,317 --> 00:25:54,253 OKAY, YOU CAN OPEN THEM. 578 00:25:57,824 --> 00:25:59,926 - [sighs] 579 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:04,096 - WELL...HERE WE ARE. 580 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,666 - YOU'D THINK MY HEART WAS RUNNING IN THE PREAKNESS. 581 00:26:06,699 --> 00:26:07,967 - MY HANDS ARE COLD AS ICE. 582 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,202 FEEL. - [screams] 583 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,071 - SORRY. 584 00:26:12,104 --> 00:26:14,073 - IT'S ALL RIGHT. 585 00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:16,743 WE JUST NEED TO...CALM DOWN. 586 00:26:16,776 --> 00:26:18,611 TAKE IT EASY. 587 00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,112 GO SLOW. 588 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:23,616 - AND DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH. 589 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:31,157 SO IN CASE THERE'S NO, YOU KNOW, FIREWORKS OR FANFARE OR... 590 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:34,026 THE PITTSBURGH POPS PLAYING THE 1812 OVERTURE, 591 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:37,163 WE WON'T END UP LIKE VIC AND CARLOS. 592 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:43,135 - WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE HAPPENED? 593 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:44,370 - [sighs] IT'S BEST NOT TO KNOW. 594 00:26:44,403 --> 00:26:46,706 [chuckles] IT MIGHT INCAPACITATE US 595 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,876 WITH SELF-DOUBT AND FEAR. 596 00:26:56,783 --> 00:27:00,319 - TEDDY? 597 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:03,289 - YEAH? 598 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:07,994 - YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. RIGHT? 599 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:11,063 - YOU TOO. 600 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:12,398 OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, 601 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:16,135 THERE'S NO ONE I FEEL CLOSER TO THAN YOU. 602 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:19,405 - SO WHAT IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OUT? 603 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:23,910 CAN WE STILL GO BACK TO BEING JUST FRIENDS? 604 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,049 - [sighs] 605 00:27:53,039 --> 00:27:56,008 [dance music] 606 00:27:56,042 --> 00:28:04,150 * 607 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,726 - BRIAN. 608 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,795 BRIAN! 609 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:18,064 BRIAN, I'VE GOT TO GO. 610 00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:19,465 BEN'S WAITING. 611 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,200 - I'M SURE THE PROFESSOR'S ALL TUCKED IN 612 00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:24,937 AND IN DREAMLAND BY NOW. 613 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:28,174 VITAMINS? - NO, THANKS. 614 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:32,344 - [snorts] MMM. 615 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,781 IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, ISN'T IT? 616 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,249 - YEAH, YOU GET LOADED, AND I GET TO TAKE YOU HOME. 617 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:41,387 I MEAN...JUST YOU AND ME. 618 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,996 - [snorts] 619 00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:53,766 - OOH! 620 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,768 COME ON. 621 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:24,263 - WHETHER IT WAS THE MUSIC 622 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:27,133 OR BRIAN'S SECRET BLEND OF 11 HERBS AND SPICES 623 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:28,935 OR BECAUSE IT WAS, LIKE HE SAID, 624 00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:31,570 THE WAY IT USED TO BE, EVERYTHING SEEMED TO VANISH 625 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:35,541 UNTIL IT WAS JUST THE TWO OF US UP THERE. 626 00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,543 ALONE. 627 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,183 - RIGHT. CAN YOU JUST GATHER IN A GROUP? 628 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,418 THAT'S IT. OKAY, NOW SAY "PUSSY!" 629 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,154 all: PUSSY! 630 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:50,322 [all laugh] 631 00:29:57,063 --> 00:29:59,198 - THIS NEARLY WAS OURS. 632 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:01,333 - A FLOUR-LESS ANNIVERSARY CAKE. 633 00:30:01,367 --> 00:30:02,534 - SANDALWOOD CANDLES. 634 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:04,503 "HAPPY 8th. LOVE, DORY AND ROBYN." 635 00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:05,504 HMMM. 636 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:06,505 all: PUSSY! 637 00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,140 [all laugh] 638 00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:10,576 - AND OUR LATEST PHOTO FOR OUR KEEPSAKE ALBUM. 639 00:30:10,609 --> 00:30:13,245 SHOWING US A LITTLE BIT OLDER THAN THE YEAR BEFORE. 640 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,580 - AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT. 641 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,315 - LYING TO EACH OTHER. 642 00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:19,018 - "YOU LOOK GREAT!" - "NO, YOU LOOK GREAT." 643 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,853 - "NO, YOU LOOK GREAT." - "YOU--" 644 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,288 - HEY, LOVEBIRDS. 645 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,623 - YOU LOOK GREAT! - OH, STOP. 646 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,092 - LOVEBIRDS. 647 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,360 - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY. 648 00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,196 - NEXT YEAR IT'LL BE YOU TWO. 649 00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,164 - YEAH, JUST LIKE US. 650 00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:33,966 - BYE! - HAVE FUN. 651 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,868 - SEE YOU LATER. [chuckles] 652 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,204 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 653 00:30:38,237 --> 00:30:41,373 [laughter] 654 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,612 - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MANY COUPLES? 655 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,547 - AH, THAT'S THE NEW WORLD ORDER. 656 00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:50,917 - WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE HETEROS IS GOOD FOR THE HOMOS. 657 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:53,452 - YOU SOUND SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE YOUR DANCING PARTNER. 658 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:54,653 WHAT TIME DID YOU GET IN LAST NIGHT? 659 00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:55,654 - NOT TOO LATE. 660 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,023 YOU WERE ALREADY ASLEEP. 661 00:30:57,056 --> 00:30:58,657 - HMM. DID YOU HAVE FUN? 662 00:30:58,690 --> 00:30:59,959 - SAME OLD, SAME OLD. 663 00:30:59,992 --> 00:31:01,327 - YEAH, SAME OLD HOT MUSIC, 664 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,661 SAME OLD HALF-NAKED MEN. 665 00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:04,897 - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 666 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:06,432 - THE GIRLS INVITED HIM. 667 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:09,135 - YEAH, AND HE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE 668 00:31:09,168 --> 00:31:10,369 TO BRING HIS NEW BOYFRIEND. 669 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:13,372 - HI. WE'RE SO GLAD TO HAVE YOU. 670 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,574 IN OUR--IN OUR YARD. [laughs] 671 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,110 - I SAY WE GO FOR THE KING EDWARD. 672 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,212 - I SAY THE QUEEN MARY. 673 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:21,680 - WHY DON'T YOU EACH GET A PRINCE ALBERT 674 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,115 AND BE DONE WITH IT? 675 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,383 - WE'RE NOT DISCUSSING PIERCINGS. 676 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:25,918 THEY'RE SILVER PATTERNS. 677 00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:28,320 AND HE'S BEING HIS USUAL GODDAMNED STUBBORN SELF. 678 00:31:28,354 --> 00:31:30,656 - I'M STUBBORN? I'M STUBBORN. 679 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:33,525 WE FINALLY DECIDE ON BLUE CORNFLOWER FOR PLATES. 680 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,394 WE REGISTERED AND EVERYTHING. 681 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:37,196 AND THEN HE CHANGES HIS MIND. 682 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:38,430 - I'M ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY MIND. 683 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:39,932 - WELL THEN, MAYBE I SHOULD CHANGE MIND 684 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,133 ABOUT EVEN HAVING THE CEREMONY. 685 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:42,534 HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME 686 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:44,103 AFTER BEING TOGETHER FOR NINE MONTHS? 687 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:45,537 - CHRIST. 688 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:49,408 AREN'T THERE ANY GOOD OLD-FASHIONED QUEERS LEFT? 689 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,477 YOU KNOW, NOT THAT I GIVE A FUCK, 690 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:56,415 BUT I KNOW A COUPLE OF BULLS WHO COULD ADVISE YOU BEARS. 691 00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:59,551 [excited chatter] 692 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,225 - THERE YOU GO, HONEY. 693 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,626 WANNA TAKE THESE OUTSIDE FOR ME? 694 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:10,963 THERE ARE PEOPLE WAITING FOR IT. THANK YOU. 695 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,733 HEY! 696 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,736 HOLD IT. 697 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:21,240 GET YOUR PERKY LITTLE BUTT BACK HERE. 698 00:32:26,678 --> 00:32:29,348 SINCE WHEN DO YOU WALK BY ME AND NOT SAY HELLO? 699 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,183 - DEB, PLEASE. THIS IS HARD ENOUGH. 700 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,252 - YEAH WELL, YOU'D MAKE IT EASIER ON YOURSELF 701 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,254 IF YOU SHOWED SOME MANNERS. 702 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,355 - WHO THE FUCK'S HE? 703 00:32:36,388 --> 00:32:39,091 -THIS IS ETHAN. - HMM. 704 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:41,427 THE NEW BOYFRIEND. 705 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:43,362 I'M DEBBIE. - HI. 706 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,031 - I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON SUNSHINE 707 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,232 EVER SINCE HE LEFT HOME. 708 00:32:46,265 --> 00:32:48,567 - SUNSHINE? 709 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,069 - YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? 710 00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:52,138 - NO. NO PROBLEM. 711 00:32:52,171 --> 00:32:55,274 - WHATEVER MY SON SAID TO YOU, 712 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,544 HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME OR ANYONE ELSE. 713 00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:00,312 WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU 714 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,181 AND YOU'RE STILL A MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY. 715 00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,649 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 716 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:05,751 - YES. 717 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:09,055 - I EXPECT YOU BACK AT THE DINER FIRST THING TOMORROW. 718 00:33:09,088 --> 00:33:11,057 DON'T BE LATE. 719 00:33:13,725 --> 00:33:17,096 - AS FOR YOU. - MM-HMM? 720 00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,066 - YOU'RE FUCKING ADORABLE IS WHAT YOU ARE. 721 00:33:20,099 --> 00:33:22,434 [chuckles] 722 00:33:22,468 --> 00:33:23,669 - AH, EXCUSE ME? 723 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:27,005 EXCUSE ME? UM, CAN I-- - OH, SORRY. 724 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:34,080 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? 725 00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,281 - I BELIEVE I WAS INVITED. 726 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:36,782 - YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T COMING. 727 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:37,683 - WELL, I WASN'T. 728 00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:40,786 HOWEVER, UH, MY TWO NEW BEST FRIENDS... 729 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,122 - NED. - BART. 730 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,290 - THEY CAN'T MAKE UP THEIR MINDS: 731 00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:45,691 THE QUEEN MARY OR KING EDWARD? 732 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,459 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD SETTLE IT FOR THEM. 733 00:33:47,493 --> 00:33:49,595 GOTTA PISS. 734 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,139 - CHRIST. 735 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:01,707 BRIAN. 736 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,542 - WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING. 737 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,777 - CAN'T YOU WAIT TILL I'M FINISHED? 738 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:08,680 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I'VE SEEN IT. 739 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,682 [sighs] 740 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:16,188 DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS. 741 00:34:16,222 --> 00:34:19,625 BY THE WAY... 742 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:22,761 I HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT. 743 00:34:32,704 --> 00:34:34,440 - THE KING EDWARD IS STUNNING. 744 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:35,707 -AND THE QUEEN MARY'S A CLASSIC. 745 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:37,143 BUT WE WENT WITH THE EMPRESS ALEXANDRA. 746 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:38,477 IT'S ELEGANT ENOUGH FOR DINNER-- 747 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:40,246 - BUT STURDY ENOUGH FOR EVERY DAY. 748 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:41,447 - YEAH. 749 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,748 - IT'S LOVELY. 750 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,583 - DON'T YOU THINK SO, HONEY? - LOVELY. 751 00:34:44,616 --> 00:34:45,817 SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU TWO BEEN TOGETHER? 752 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,819 - UH, EIGHT YEARS AND STILL COUNTING. 753 00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:50,322 - KAYNE HORA! - KAYNE HORA. 754 00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:55,427 - AND THEY SAID I COULD, YOU KNOW, SET IT ASIDE ON TIME. 755 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:56,862 - DO YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THAT LITTLE TWAT, 756 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,698 SHOWING UP HERE WITH HIS NEW BOYFRIEND? 757 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:01,433 I TOLD HIM TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES. 758 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:02,668 - WHY'D YOU DO THAT? 759 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,137 - AFTER WHAT HE DID? 760 00:35:05,171 --> 00:35:07,206 - HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 761 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,407 WE WERE NEVER HAPPILY MARRIED. 762 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,641 HE WAS ALWAYS FREE TO GO, SO WAS I. 763 00:35:09,675 --> 00:35:10,709 - YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. 764 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,378 HE'S A SELFISH LITTLE SHIT. 765 00:35:12,411 --> 00:35:14,446 - BE QUIET, MICHAEL. - HE USED YOU, 766 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,781 AND HE TOOK FROM YOU 767 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,549 AND HE NEVER GAVE BACK A THING. - I SAID BE QUIET. 768 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,518 AND THIS IS THE THANKS YOU GET FOR SAVING HIS LIFE. 769 00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:20,919 IF YOU ASK ME, IT WASN'T WORTH IT. 770 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,488 YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE JUST LEFT HIM LYING THERE-- 771 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:27,226 [boxing bell dings] [crowd chants] 772 00:35:27,259 --> 00:35:28,927 AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS. 773 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,663 THE INSTANT RECAP LEADING TO THE SURPRISE PUNCH 774 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:35,301 THAT LANDED MIGHTY MIKE NOVOTNY ON HIS KEISTER. 775 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:36,702 - MICHAEL! 776 00:35:36,735 --> 00:35:39,171 [shocked murmurs] - SHIT! 777 00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:40,339 SHIT. 778 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,673 - IS--IS THERE A NURSE OR A DOCTOR? 779 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,375 - BRIAN? - WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 780 00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:46,478 - YOU FUCKING ANIMAL, HITTING MY KID. 781 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:47,713 - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 782 00:35:47,746 --> 00:35:49,215 - YOU SON OF A BITCH! - NO, DON'T! 783 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,382 [glass shatters] 784 00:35:50,416 --> 00:35:52,651 - COME ON. - MEN ALWAYS DO THAT. 785 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,220 - I'M ALL RIGHT. - LEMME SEE, SWEETHEART. 786 00:35:54,253 --> 00:35:55,354 LEMME SEE. 787 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:57,389 - BRIAN, I THINK YOU BETTER LEAVE. 788 00:35:57,423 --> 00:36:00,259 - NOW! - ASSHOLE. 789 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,427 DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM. 790 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:04,563 - GO, ASSHOLE. GET OUT. 791 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,207 - I THINK IT'S TIME TO LEAVE. 792 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,987 - NO COLOR WHEEL? 793 00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:32,291 - NO. - NO DILDOS? 794 00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:35,761 - NO. 795 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,296 NO ROBE? 796 00:36:37,329 --> 00:36:40,299 - JUST ME, IN THE FLESH. 797 00:36:53,945 --> 00:36:57,316 - NOW ARE WE ABSOLUTELY 100% POSITIVE 798 00:36:57,349 --> 00:36:59,551 WE WANNA GO THROUGH WITH THIS? 799 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:03,689 - ABSOLUTELY 100%? NO. 800 00:37:05,691 --> 00:37:09,261 BUT DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WORTH THE RISK? 801 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:11,630 - I GUESS WE'LL KNOW IN ABOUT TEN MINUTES. 802 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,432 - TEN MINUTES? 803 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:16,302 LET'S, UH--LET'S GIVE IT AT LEAST HALF AN HOUR. 804 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:19,271 - [chuckles] RIGHT. 805 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:26,044 WELL... 806 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,348 HERE GOES. 807 00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:32,551 - UH, WAIT. I-- 808 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,754 I JUST WANT TO SAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, 809 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:39,891 I PROMISE NOT TO VANISH WITHOUT A TRACE. 810 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:46,665 - AND I PROMISE NOT TO GO AROUND THE BEND. 811 00:37:49,735 --> 00:37:51,837 - UH, WAIT. 812 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,943 GOOD LUCK, TEDDY. 813 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:04,316 BREAK A LEG, EM. 814 00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:26,672 [knocks on door] 815 00:38:33,512 --> 00:38:35,881 [bell jingles] 816 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:39,017 - I'M WORKING. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 817 00:38:41,587 --> 00:38:43,555 - TO GIVE YOU THIS. 818 00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:45,691 - A MAKE-UP GIFT? 819 00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:48,093 - GO ON. TAKE IT. 820 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:49,795 - OH MY GOD. 821 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,430 IT'S DRIPPING BLOOD! 822 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:55,701 WHAT'S IN HERE? - IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S HEART. 823 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,569 [chuckles] 824 00:38:57,603 --> 00:38:59,738 IT'S A KANSAS CITY STEAK. 825 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:01,840 IT'S $23 A POUND. 826 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:04,109 STICK IT ON YOUR EYE AND THEN EAT IT. 827 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,644 - THANKS A FUCKING LOT. 828 00:39:05,677 --> 00:39:08,780 - DOES IT HURT? 829 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:16,422 - CUT IT OUT. 830 00:39:17,623 --> 00:39:20,759 YOU NEVER HIT ME BEFORE. 831 00:39:26,798 --> 00:39:30,902 BUT I GUESS AFTER WHAT I SAID, I DESERVED IT. 832 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:36,508 YOU MUST REALLY LOVE HIM. - [scoffs] 833 00:39:36,542 --> 00:39:38,977 I-I TOLD HIM FROM DAY ONE, I DON'T BELIEVE IN LOVE. 834 00:39:39,010 --> 00:39:40,412 I BELIEVE IN-- - FUCKING. YEAH. 835 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:41,947 I-I KNOW. 836 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:43,615 - EXCEPT FOR YOU, OF COURSE. 837 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:46,785 - I'M HONORED. 838 00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:57,729 - I WANT YOU TO MAKE UP WITH HIM. 839 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:58,864 - NO FUCKING WAY. 840 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:00,165 - BUT YOU HAVE WORK TO DO. 841 00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:02,801 RAGE, VOLUME ONE, ISSUE NUMBER TWO. 842 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,069 - FORGET IT. 843 00:40:04,102 --> 00:40:08,540 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT MIKEY'S BIG DREAM? 844 00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:12,844 - HE'LL JUST HAVE TO GET HIMSELF A NEW ONE. 845 00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,884 HEY, YOU WANT TO, UM--DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE DINER 846 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:21,186 AND GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 847 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,723 - I GOT PLANS. 848 00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:26,858 [bells jingle] 849 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,961 [knocks on door] 850 00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,508 - HI. 851 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:19,778 - MY NAME'S MIKE-- - DOESN'T MATTER. 852 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:22,748 - SO AM I WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR? 853 00:41:22,781 --> 00:41:24,883 - CLOSE ENOUGH. 854 00:41:33,759 --> 00:41:36,628 - THAT'LL BE 300 THEN. 855 00:41:36,662 --> 00:41:38,630 UP FRONT. 856 00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:46,605 - BEDROOM'S THAT WAY. 857 00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:26,578 - * DESIRE 858 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:35,086 * DESIRE 859 00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:43,194 * DESIRE 860 00:42:43,228 --> 00:42:46,798 - ROLL OVER. 861 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:50,936 - * DESIRE 862 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,035 - [groans] 863 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:31,076 - * DESIRE 864 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:22,060 * DESIRE 865 00:44:22,093 --> 00:44:30,769 * DESIRE 866 00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:38,409 * DESIRE 867 00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:46,151 * DESIRE 868 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:53,458 * DESIRE 869 00:44:53,491 --> 00:45:01,933 * DESIRE 870 00:45:01,967 --> 00:45:10,075 * DESIRE 871 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:18,149 * DESIRE 58281

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