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Good morning!
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Who wants breakfast?
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Hi. Hi!
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Oh, who's hungry?
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Hi, hi.
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Morning, troops!
Breakfast ti...
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Ah!
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Look,
the list is absurd, okay.
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It started with a, um,
a psychotic Fish Lady
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and just got crazier
from there, right? Okay?
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You know, we had the, um,
there was the Marlon Brando wannabe
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in the bottom
of the prison, right?
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And uh, uh, yeah, the General,
the Fish Lady's kids,
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the weird rockabillies.
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Oh-oh, hey, come on,
what about the Poacher?
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And oh, let's not forget
about The Rooster, right?
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And his 50 goddamn doubles.
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Look. Point is, you said
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if we "ripped the seeds
of evil from the ground,"
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I get to ascend. Alright?
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That's your words!
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Well, all is ripped
and yet here I am, man,
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still stuck in monkey purgatory!
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Will you please stop snacking?
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Oh, for shit's sake,
will you say something?
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Come.
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Oh yay. A garden tour.
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Hey, look, there's a hedge.
Ooh, ooh, and another hedge.
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Oh my god,
there are some rocks.
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Oh-ho, wow.
I mean, so round.
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You know,
I love looking at rocks
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and not getting answers
to my questio...
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Oof!
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What the hell?
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Guys, I think the garden is broken.
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Ow! What the shit?
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Salt. Shinto use it
to ward off demons.
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Uh, I-I'm sorry, what is this,
some sorta weird test?
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Ah, shit!
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Oh, that's not a test!
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That's right.
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Demons are talkative,
arrogant, and entitled.
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But in his case,
he may just be American.
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Hard to tell.
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Hey! Damn it!
Hey, Monkey, come on,
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lend me a... a paw!
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Actually, hold on. Uh, hold...
hold that thought...
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Either way,
he is beholden to you,
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not the other way around.
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Yes. It is you
who must lead the way.
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But be wary, for you travel
the same path
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yet risk walking alone.
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Now here, have a cracker.
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Augh, Okay, good.
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Oh wow. Peaks and valleys.
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Chopsticks, nails, toothpicks.
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Looks like our suspect has a thing
for everyday household items.
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Took his time with each one, too.
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Poor bastards.
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You think it's connected
to our Monkey?
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Hmm. Hard to see how it couldn't be.
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Oh, gross. Ew.
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What you got there?
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- It's...
- Persimmons.
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They used to take one bite,
then toss the rest.
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It used
to drive me crazy.
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Haruka,
what is it?
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I've seen this before.
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Hey, never trust a man
in a robe, alright?
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Oh god.
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Oh, I hope
I don't need those.
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No...
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What are you...
What are you looking at? What...
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Oh.
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A target with two rings.
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I-I know that calling card.
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Hey, Monkey, we gotta go.
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I'll explain on the way.
Come on.
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We gotta go get
our guns, now!
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Yeah, Let's make sure
we canvass Sanchomé
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and get 50 more posters printed.
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Now, the tag should read,
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"In Shinji We Trust."
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Not "In Shinji We Thrust."
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No, no, it said "Thrust."
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Just make it right.
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Gentlemen?
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Hello?
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Guys?
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I'm sorry.
Did you say "fired"?
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Donors are threatening
to pull funding if I don't do this.
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- I can fix this.
- We're down six points.
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- That's just a temporary...
- And Ozu is up ten on trustworthiness.
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Accusing Ozu of Ken's death
is one thing,
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but defending
some murderous monkey?
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Did you even think
about how that would make us look?
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At Ken's funeral,
that monkey saved my life,
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- and yours.
- How can you be so sure?
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He was carrying a gun,
wasn't he?
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How do you know he wasn't there
to kill someone?
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Another hit on his damn list.
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- Uncle, please.
- I'm sorry, Akiko.
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It's already done.
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Okay, so look,
there were only two things
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that scared me in this world
when I was alive.
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One: ghosts, which is
pretty damn ironic right now.
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The other one:
Lady Bullseye. Alright?
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Dude, you have no idea, alright?
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I-I mean, this isn't
the Poacher, okay.
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Lady Bullseye is
on a different level.
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She's, uh, Hannibal Lecter
and Rambo in super tight pants.
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And she's gonna come after you,
and she's going to come after Akiko,
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after this stupid cat.
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I mean, she'll kill
the whole neighborhood, you know.
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Just because she's in a bad mood.
I mean, or a good mood.
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Doesn't matter.
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Holy shit!
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Shoot! Shoot! Shoot her!
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Shoot her! That's her!
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Oh my god!
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What the hell is this?
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- Monkey!
- Dude, we do not have time for this.
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Explain.
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Hey, she doesn't
speak Monkey, Monkey.
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Oh my god, I don't know
what you're saying.
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See what I mean?
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It's guns like these
that killed Ken Takahara!
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Actually it was a, uh,
modified Barrett M95,
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but hey, who cares
about details, I'll be over here.
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No worries.
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I, I don't... I...
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What?
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Just stop!
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I can't deal
with this right now.
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Augh... I need you
to leave.
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Hey, uh, Monkey, bud,
we got company.
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Haruka, slow down.
We need a game plan.
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A game plan? If the monkey
is there, we arrest it.
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I'm not so sure
that's the play here.
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Oh my god,
you always want to wait!
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Why can't we just go
in there and...
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- Oh shit.
- Huh?
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- Hey there.
- Oh, we are so screwed.
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Bye-bye.
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Get down!
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Monkey!
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Monkey! Monkey!
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Hey, don't just lie there!
Let's go! Run!
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Come on, man, get up!
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Run!
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Not towards the danger!
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Hey-hey, listen, if we keep
that psychopath here,
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anything that isn't dead yet
will be.
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So if you want
to save Akiko,
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you gotta get
the hell outta here!
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Monkey!
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Is this really
what my career has come to?
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Killing circus animals?
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But that's why I gotta remind myself
why I got into this business.
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Because I genuinely love
to torture.
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Freeze!
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On the ground.
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Now.
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Aw, aren't you cute?
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Bye now.
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- Ha!
- Haruka!
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No!
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No, no, no! Ito-san!
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Oh my, such heroic passion,
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such futility.
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Great, okay,
you got her attention.
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Can we run now, please?
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If you stop now, I'll make
it quick and painless,
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- I promise!
- Nope. Don't believe her! She's lying!
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Well, sometimes you misunderstand
people's intentions!
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Okay, hang right! Hang right here!
Right, right, right, no.
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I said right!
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Ah!
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh-ho sick!
I mean, I taught you that, right?
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Dumb question!
Of course I did!
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Ohh! That was
way too close, okay.
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Hey, hey, listen, listen, I know
it was hard leaving Akiko back there,
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but you did the right thing.
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Alright? This psychopath is after you.
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And-and when you have
something to lose,
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people will always target that.
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Trust me.
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Also, what is with you today?
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'Cause I am missing that, uh,
the rhythm we usually have.
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You know? Like where I give you orders
and you follow them?
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I mean, 'cause, you know, right now
it-it-it's like you're doing
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the exact opposite
of everything I say.
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And it's starting
to hurt my feelings,
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if I'm being honest.
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Hey!
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You didn't think
this was over, did you?
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Normally, I respect perseverance,
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but this is just
downright stalkerish.
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Holy shit!
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Okay, okay, go for the wires!
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No, not that way!
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Don't jump into her line of sight!
Are you kidding me?
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Argh!
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Hey, congrats!
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A hundred and fifty years
of bad luck, ya dipshit!
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Manzo. Where the hell are you?
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Those balloons were supposed
to be delivered two hours ago.
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- You're ruining their birthday!
- Yes, sir!
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I appreciate you giving me
this chance to start my life over.
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I don't care!
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- Don't make me regret hiring you.
- Yes, sir!
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Don't you worry, sir!
You can always trust Ma...
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Argh!
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Ha ha! Ooh, oh shit!
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Son of a...
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Phew, I thought we lost you there.
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- Please God, let me die.
- Not today, my friend.
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Not today.
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Hey, over here!
I found another one!
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- Oh my god.
- Do not touch me.
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No, no, no. Shh.
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Don't try to talk, Ito-san.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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I'm right here.
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Hurry!
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Come on, buddy.
Come on. Get up.
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Get up.
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Hey, you gotta fight it, okay.
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Look, I-I know I told you
I saw a light
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at the end of the tunnel
but the truth is,
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it was pitch black.
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Okay? Like I was, um,
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like I was floating
in nothingness. Okay?
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Then I saw your face,
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and so I reached out to you.
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And if you're there now,
you gotta fight it.
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Okay? Just come back.
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Look, I-I know
I've been hard on you, man,
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but-but the truth is,
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you're the only real friend
I've ever had,
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so if you can...
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You just can't leave me here alone.
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Okay? Please. Please.
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Oh, thank God.
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Are you okay?
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Akiko?
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You...
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Did you not hear what I...
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Uh, yeah, no, she's fine.
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But I... I'm sure of it.
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No, There were sirens...
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey.
Where you going, bud?
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You're, like, half drowned.
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You wanna just take
a breather for a second?
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Authorities are investigating
the monkey's involvement
257
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in the explosion earlier today
258
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at the home
of Councilor Yokohama's niece,
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Akiko Yokohama.
260
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Police have issued
a warning urging citizens
261
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to avoid contact
with the monkey
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and if sighted,
to call them immediately.
263
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:35,997
Oh God.
264
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,748
The last time I was
in this hospital
265
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,330
was to say goodbye
to your parents.
266
00:16:46,625 --> 00:16:49,415
I promised them
I would protect you,
267
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,210
and now...
268
00:16:53,458 --> 00:16:54,958
I'm so sorry.
269
00:16:56,542 --> 00:16:59,172
Just tell me
how to fix this.
270
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:03,540
Please.
271
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- You can re-hire me.
- Akiko.
272
00:17:08,292 --> 00:17:10,577
- You're alright!
- Seriously,
273
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,583
you barely know
how to use your phone.
274
00:17:17,458 --> 00:17:20,328
You'd have to take a pay cut.
275
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:22,383
I was getting paid?
276
00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:25,375
Excuse me, sir, you are needed.
277
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:02,165
I know he might have seemed
like a slouch,
278
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,577
but he was a good cop.
279
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,458
Rest easy, old partner.
280
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:12,792
- Partner?
- Oh.
281
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:14,792
He told you.
282
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:26,667
Detective.
283
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Where are you going?
284
00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:35,958
Of course.
285
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,828
Hey, buddy, um,
286
00:19:00,833 --> 00:19:04,502
look, I don't want to cut this short,
but you're all over the news right now.
287
00:19:04,503 --> 00:19:06,374
You know?
We, uh, we just can't stay here.
288
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:09,916
You know, if I had, uh,
289
00:19:09,917 --> 00:19:14,037
known that killing Takahara
would lead to all this, uh... death,
290
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,628
I-I... Well, I probably
wouldn't have taken the job.
291
00:19:35,417 --> 00:19:38,247
Anyway, um...
man, I hate hospitals.
292
00:19:38,250 --> 00:19:40,378
You know? Like, I mean,
what is that smell?
293
00:19:40,379 --> 00:19:42,915
You know? It's like,
is somebody burning eggs or something?
294
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,377
Like, even the lighting is nauseating.
295
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:49,000
You know, anyway, like I said, I, um,
296
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,783
I wouldn't have taken the job.
297
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:52,457
I mean, I'm-I'm dead because of it,
298
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,078
so, you know, really in many ways
I've suffered the most.
299
00:19:55,083 --> 00:19:56,083
It's, uh...
300
00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:57,750
So, hey,
301
00:19:57,750 --> 00:19:58,540
what you think, huh?
302
00:19:58,542 --> 00:19:59,542
You hungry?
303
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,772
I don't know about you, bud,
but I think we've earned ourselves
304
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,287
a little R&R, huh?
305
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:15,052
What should we do?
Where do we wanna go? Huh?
306
00:20:15,076 --> 00:20:18,127
Hey, you know, I know a beach
in Thailand where anything goes.
307
00:20:18,128 --> 00:20:19,705
Yeah?
308
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:21,038
You know? Or Macau.
309
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:24,332
We could go to Macau.
Though I am banned from the Lisboa.
310
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:26,253
That's a long story.
Fun story, but a long one.
311
00:20:26,254 --> 00:20:29,080
Oh! Hey! Goa's, you know, pretty fun
this time of year, too.
312
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:32,207
Ain't nothing can't be cured
by margaritas, sunshine,
313
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:33,416
and a few more margaritas!
314
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:34,377
You know?
315
00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:36,995
What do you think, huh?
Are you a salt-on-the-rim kinda monkey?
316
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:39,624
This is absurd!
317
00:20:39,625 --> 00:20:41,705
We've completely lost
all rule of law!
318
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,828
You mean the rule of law
that only benefits the wealthy?
319
00:20:44,833 --> 00:20:46,041
Oh, come on!
320
00:20:46,042 --> 00:20:48,920
I'm talking about a monkey
going on a killing spree!
321
00:20:48,921 --> 00:20:51,416
Yeah, a monkey
that's cleaning up the corruption
322
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,077
our government has sanctioned
for far too long!
323
00:20:54,083 --> 00:20:56,633
Oh my god,
you can't be serious right now.
324
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:57,915
I-I am serious!
325
00:20:58,250 --> 00:20:59,880
I'm not afraid
to tell the truth.
326
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:01,457
Wow. Really?
Okay.
327
00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,374
We survived this whole ordeal
and you want to risk your life again
328
00:21:04,375 --> 00:21:05,285
with a meal here?
329
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:11,874
Oh, Akiko house-broke you, huh?
330
00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,075
Glad I missed that part.
331
00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:16,787
Oh man. I love these things.
332
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,582
You're in for a real treat, buddy.
333
00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,703
Your butthole's gonna get
a workout: see this button...
334
00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,075
What the... Dude?
335
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,374
Wha... A demon?
336
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:27,745
No, no, no, no,
I'm not a demon!
337
00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,150
What the hell are you
talking about?
338
00:21:30,542 --> 00:21:32,291
I'm sorry, ruined your life?
339
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:33,541
No. No, no, no, no.
340
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:37,462
You think I asked to be turned into
some dumb-ass monkey's ghost pet?
341
00:21:39,083 --> 00:21:40,763
Okay, I didn't mean that!
I didn't mean it.
342
00:21:40,787 --> 00:21:42,787
Okay, hey, come on, man.
Look how far we've come!
343
00:21:42,792 --> 00:21:44,249
I can fix this!
344
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:45,790
Wait! wait, wait, wait, wait!
345
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:48,713
Come back!
346
00:21:49,250 --> 00:21:51,000
Monkey, I'm sorry!
347
00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:52,880
Monkey!
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