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(RELAXING SONG PLAYING)
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(MELVIN VOICEOVER) Some might say
we’re becoming a world without sentiment...
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...a world that’s lost its magic.
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(MELVIN VOICEOVER) Everything is known
at the tap of a button.
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Everything we could possibly want
is readily available.
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And yet, we’ve never been
more disconnected from one another.
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(MELVIN VOICEOVER) I’d argue that,
with all of our airs and graces,
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all of our pompous dressing up
of the truth,
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what we yearn for most
is right next to us.
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But we’re unable
to remain still enough to reach out
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and ask for its loving comforts.
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(MELVIN VOICEOVER) We’re so close to it,
that magic, everything we’ve wanted.
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That feeling creeps in.
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And we feel alone, petrified even.
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(MELVIN) "Despite all evidence
of past pains previously learned,
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despite life telling us
magic is not real,
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it whispers to us to try again."
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Percy looks to Atlantis,
embracing for their final kiss.
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(DAVE CHUCKLES)
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What do you think?
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-(DAVE) What am I gonna say? It's great.
-That's right.
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It’s a bit wordy for my taste,
but you’re British.
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You’re born with a dictionary
attached to your ass.
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-(BOTH LAUGH)
-Now, say Merry Christmas, Dave.
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-Happy holidays, Dave.
-Happy holidays.
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(DAVE) I just got you
on the biggest morning show in the UK,
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on the hottest book sale day
of the year,
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so you can promote
"Voyage to Atlanta."
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-"Voyage to Atlantis".
-Right.
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I dunno, mate. I...
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A London Christmas sounds like
a bit of a nightmare to me.
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Let’s do Good Morning America instead.
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Listen, you want it all, right?
You got to sell you, Melvin McKenzie,
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the young, Black British writer
who's becoming an international success.
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Ahh, bitch! I'm telling!
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Jesus! Do you really need to say bitch
a hundred times at work?
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Oh, don’t get brand new
just 'cause you got a proper British boo.
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A little Idris Elba. (LAUGHS)
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You must not swear, darling-- Wrong!
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Look, if he wanted himself
some boring ass tea-and-crumpets chick,
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he would’ve stayed his ass in England.
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Instead he got you. And this! (LAUGHS)
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You cannot say a word.
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I am not ready
for anyone to know about this,
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especially not one around here, so...
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Ready? You was ready when
you was hopping that Georgia peach
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on that English flag, talking about...
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America
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Sweet America
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-Chantelle.-I put his baby in me
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-Are you serious?
-Chantelle.
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-(BRENDA) Lisa...
-Yes, Brenda?
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(LISA SIGHS)
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(CHANTELLE ON THE PHONE)
Peter Jackson? Oh, girl!
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(LISA) But a year in New Zealand?
I can't have a baby in New Zealand.
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(CHANTELLE ON THE PHONE)
What you mean? This is huge.
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The studio will probably give you
a nanny and a day care.
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(SOFT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
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"Voyage to Atlantis."
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This one’s special, baby. I can feel it.
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Oh!
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(LISA) Oh.
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(BAND PLAYING SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC)
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Oh, my God.
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Baby...
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I wanna be living
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For the love of you
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And all that I’m giving
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Is for the love of you
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Voice needs some work,
but, um... what do you think?
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(CHUCKLES)
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(RETCHES)
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(LISA RETCHES)
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Oh, my God!
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-(MELVIN) you okay in there?
-No!
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Baby, I am so sorry.
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-I... I am just so, so sorry.
-(MELVIN) Aw, don't apologise.
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You only ruined the world’s best proposal
with bad sushi belly.
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(LISA WHIMPERS, SOBS)
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(MELVIN CHUCKLING)
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(MELVIN) Oh, are you okay?
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-(LISA WHIMPERS)
-Mm, I’m joking.
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(MELVIN) Listen, we could try again
when I get back from London.
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Wait, you’re going to London?
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My agent says it’s essential
to promote this bloody book.
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So, just... You’re going to London
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during the holidays.
You just proposed to me.
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It’s the perfect opportunity for me to meet
your family, but you’re not inviting me
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-to come and meet your family?
-I don’t even want to see my family.
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Now's not the time to bring them
into what we’ve got,
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especially if we want to enjoy it.
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If not now, then- when, baby?
-(SIGHS)
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Wait, hold on. Is this about that, um...
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that Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing? Um...
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The same Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing
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that’s a post-Christmas tradition
for the McKenzie family?
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Well...
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Ooh, the same
Boxing Day thingy-bobby-thing
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where your parents
announced their divorce
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and you fled to America?
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I wouldn’t say fled.
I’d say chance at a new life.
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Huh. Yeah, okay, I’m gonna skip it.
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No, no, no, babe, listen. I’m being stupid.
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I’ve met your family. They are lovely.
You should definitely meet my family.
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It's just... I left things a bit... funked.
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Funked? Very cute.
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But with your wonderful Southern charm,
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you may be able to save my life,
so please come, yes?
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-Oh, come on, don't make me beg.
-Yeah.
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-I’m begging you. I’m begging you.
-(LAUGHS)
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Smart move, Mr. McKenzie.
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Mrs. McKenzie.
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-Uh, let’s pause on that.
-(LISA) What?
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I wanna try again.
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You think you can beat
that beautiful proposal
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you gave downstairs
with a band and shit.
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I want it to be perfect.
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(SIGHS) Perfect fucks itself.
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It will be perfect, okay?
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So for now, young lady, that is my ring.
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If you don't mind putting it back
in it’s expensive-ass box,
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the little section you gave me,
thank you very much.
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-(LISA LAUGHING)
-There you go. Look at you, though. Mmm!
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Oh, so is this what being your wife
is gonna be like?
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Fun, isn’t it?
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-(PHONE DINGS)
-(MELVIN SIGHS) Oh, babe.
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You said you had a something to tell me?
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Oh, uh... It's nothing. Night, baby.
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See you in the future.
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-What you saying, Ali?-We doing nicknames now, yeah?
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-Sorry, sorry Alison.-Ali’s cute. Where are you?
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Just doing a little Christmas shopping
and things.
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Better not be spending your money on me.
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Hey! Now watch how a big man
spends their money, understand?
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Hey!
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What you doing blowing kisses
to my missus on the 'gram, fam?
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What you talking about? What, Alison?
Oh, yeah, I liked a few pics.
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-What’s the matter with that?
-A few pics?
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Big man, I'm seeing roses
and heart eyes and smiley faces.
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And wagwan for the eggplants.
Wait, cuz. Do you think I'm an idiot?
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She’s a pretty lady.
I was showing her support.
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-Furthermore, I swear you're not together--
-Hey!
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My things are my things forever and ever.
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Amen.
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Wait, mandem. Back up.
Back up, back up, back up.
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What you saying? You're trying to fight me?
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-What's going on?
-I haven’t said anything.
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But if I was to bring up two things,
I wouldn’t refer to Alison as a "thing,"
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and secondly, Black on Black crime
has to end somewhere.
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-This guy's taking the piss, fam.
-(JOSEPH LAUGHS) Bro, do you--
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Hey! Joseph, Joseph. Wait!
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It wasn’t me, all right? It wasn’t me.
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My eggplant hit the like button.
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-(GRUNTING)
-(CHUCKLES)
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(SPIRITED MUSIC PLAYING)
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Stop! Please!
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-Answer your phone, man.
-(WHISPERS) What?
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(JOSH SCREAMING) I... need... your...
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Help!
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-What's up, Big Batty?
-Shut up, man!
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This is about Alison, isn’t it?
I told you this would happen!
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-(JOSH) Hey!
-Ohh...
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-All right, I got you.
-Okay.
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Joshua? Jermaine? What the backside?
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-I'm sorry, Mum.
-You trying kill me?
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-Auntie, we're sorry.
-Why are running like that?
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Oh, this is... my friend.
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-(JERMAINE) Hi.
-Hi, Richard.
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-You must be Joshua.
-Josh.
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Pleased to meet you, Josh.
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So you guys have finally come
to help me with rehearsals?
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Your sister was meant to help me.
Where is she?
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I don't know,
probably babysitting a singer.
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Yo, your brother was dumb, though.
Gigi is the thing.
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Okay, grab some books
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and start putting up
some of the decorations.
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Christmas is days away.
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-Ouch!
-Got ya!
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Naomi, Stewart, stop it! Excuse me.
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(RICHARD) Come here, come here.
Why are you fighting?
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So... (CLEARS THROAT)
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Will Dick be joining us
at this year’s Boxing Day party?
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Yeah, we thought it wasn't gonna happen
since you and Uncle Bilal broke up.
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Well, it’s time to revive it.
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Family's family, despite our issues. Yeah?
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(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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Oh, no! Not Santa. Call your sister!
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Well, call again, please.
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(CONCIERGE) I’m sorry,
Miss Pocahontas is not answering.
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All right, just give me the key.
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(CONCIERGE) Sorry, we have a policy.
Miss Pocahontas is not--
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Okay, stop with the dead Miss Pocahontas
talk, yeah? You sound tapped.
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Her name is Georgia,
and she’s gonna be late
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for her press day at your hotel
because some dickhead wasn’t smart enough
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to cover his tracks
and another bored dickhead--you--
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won’t give her assistant the key
to go and check on her safety.
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-Oh, my God, have you checked on her safety?
-Her safety, ma’am?
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I warned you
she was not in a good mental place.
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And now you’re refusing me
to go and check on a woman. What--
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Is this a male dominance thing?
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-I assure you, it's not--
-Okay!
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Okay. Oh, my God!
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You’re gonna be the guy responsible
for a broken-hearted pop singer’s fatality.
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At Christmas time as well!
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Please just...
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-Take the key.
-(BOOBSY) Thank you.
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Next time, hurry up.
That was way too much work.
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Georgia?
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(BOOBSY SIGHS)
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-Georgia.
-(GEORGIA) Hmm?
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Can you look at me?
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(BOOBSY) Bruv, are you mad?
Everyone is on your side.
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Online, the blogs,
even them racist newspapers.
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Here, listen.
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"Gangster Love Rat, Ian Gorgeous,
Just Lost His Mind and the Jackpot."
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See? And here, comments
from the Shade Borough.
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"We love you, Georgia!
Keep your head up, girl.
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Literally, keep your head up.
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pretty girls have had no reason
to learn the head game
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Ian was getting from them Miami things.
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-Hashtag...
-Finish it!
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"Hashtag, good sloppy keeps the cocky."
Are they mad?
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-I can’t give sloppy.
-(BOOBSY) Georgia!
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-Bun da mandem.
-Bun da mandem?
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Bun da mandem
Bun da mandem
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Bun da mandem
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Oh, you’re so stupid!
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Come on, Gigi, man. You’re lucky.
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You’re living your dreams.
The world loves you, thinks you’re buff.
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-Am I not buff?
-You’re all right, but a lighty.
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00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,510
-They push lighties.
-You’re out of order.
234
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,640
Maybe if you did keep
the Nigerian gap tooth,
235
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:10,770
you’d have a bit more culture,
but you’re just light-skinned.
236
00:14:10,940 --> 00:14:13,360
-Oi!
-Because, bruv, just any like lighty!
237
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,070
With your Brazilian curl!
238
00:14:16,230 --> 00:14:18,490
(BOTH SCREAMING)
239
00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,870
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Ooh!
240
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,240
Come here. (PANTS)
241
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:32,210
Why do I keep you around?
242
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,880
-(CHUCKLES)
-Because you love me.
243
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,920
-And because I tell you the truth.
-True.
244
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,260
So what am I gonna do?
245
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,560
(BOOBSY LAUGHS)
246
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:53,350
(GEORGIA) What are you doing?
247
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:56,070
Pfft!
248
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,610
Mash-up a wasteman.
249
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,280
Are you serious?
250
00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,450
Okay. Whoo!
251
00:15:03,610 --> 00:15:05,490
(LAUGHS) Madam...
252
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:07,950
Oh, I love you.
253
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,120
-(BOOBSY) Let's go.
-(BOTH SCREAM)
254
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,250
Oh, baby, London's gonna be so magical.
255
00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,670
I mean, it’s all right.
It’s not all tea and crumpets.
256
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:19,880
-Miserable most of the time.
-Damn, Scrooge.
257
00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:23,130
I thought you were excited to take me
to the city where you the man.
258
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:27,430
(IMITATING MELVIN) I... (CLEARS THROAT)
wrote a cult classic film back in 2017.
259
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,560
(LAUGHS)
260
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:33,230
Oh, come to find out that this face
was just a little daytime soap star.
261
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,480
-Listen, man is the man back home.
-Oh, yeah.
262
00:15:36,650 --> 00:15:39,020
-Yeah? I’m marrying a bad boy, huh?
-That's right.
263
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,740
That's what I’m in for
for the next 20 years?
264
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,110
Twenty years?
265
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,570
Baby, we live in Hollywood.
I wouldn't be surprised if, in our fifties,
266
00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:49,450
we were headed
towards an expensive divorce.
267
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,080
Listen, I’m not getting married
just to get divorced.
268
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,460
Well, if you have my child,
269
00:15:56,630 --> 00:15:58,420
then you really have the winning chip.
270
00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,670
(BABY STARTS CRYING)
271
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:04,680
-You want us to have one of those?
-Baby...
272
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:06,390
They ruin life!
273
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:09,430
Do you know my dad's got one?
Sixty years old and got a one-year-old.
274
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:13,100
Nah. Irresponsible men
having children is a flop.
275
00:16:13,270 --> 00:16:14,640
(SCOFFS)
276
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,980
-Where you going?
-To the bathroom. I feel sick.
277
00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:22,480
-Babe--
-No, no, you’re making me sick.
278
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,490
-Babe, just--
-Apologise now.
279
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:27,700
-I’m sorry.
-No, not to me, Melvin.
280
00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:29,660
(SCOFFS)
281
00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:38,750
(INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY)
282
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,980
You still mad at me?
283
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:58,560
It’s been eleven hours, man.
We’re in the city of dreams, mate.
284
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,310
Enjoy.
285
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:04,710
All right, well, as the future wife
of a very important writer,
286
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,700
I thought I'd tell you before the paparazzi
catch your face looking like butt, like...
287
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:11,580
-(CHUCKLES)
-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
288
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,990
(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
289
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:16,910
Oh, wow. Okay, you weren't kidding.
290
00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,420
Uh... I can't...
291
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:23,050
Yo! I think that’s for me, big man.
292
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,010
Ian.
293
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:30,840
-Name’s Gorgeous, bro.
-I’m not calling you Gorgeous, mate.
294
00:17:31,010 --> 00:17:32,890
Why not? We're in a new world.
295
00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:36,430
A man can call a man Gorgeous
and still be manly, right?
296
00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,230
I’m all right.
297
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,810
Anyway, who’s the beautiful lady?
298
00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:41,480
Hi, I’m Lisa.
299
00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,770
-Lisa. Gorgeous.
-(LISA LAUGHS)
300
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,570
You know, I caught your performance
at the VMAs.
301
00:17:46,740 --> 00:17:48,950
It was very impressive.
You got real acting jobs.
302
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,200
-For real?
-Yeah. I'm a casting agent in L.A.
303
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:54,370
-Got an eye for this sort of thing.
-That's dope. Thank you so much.
304
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:57,620
-So how do you two know each other?
-We share a common history.
305
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:01,080
-He knows one of my ex-girlfriends.
-Basically, we share the same type.
306
00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:03,750
-Ha! This guy's a fool.
-(PAPARAZZI) How’s your missus doing
307
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,510
-after the tape leaked?
-Babe, do you mind finding the driver?
308
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,050
-Okay, sure.
-Thank you.
309
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:11,640
Well, it's a pleasure meeting you, Gorgeous.
310
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,890
His name’s Ian.
311
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:14,720
Pleasure.
312
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:19,020
See you got you
a little American ting, huh?
313
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,520
So I got to ask you,
which ones do it better?
314
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,610
How's Georgia? What's this type thing?
315
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:28,520
This guy. Man, you don’t got to worry
about Georgia no more.
316
00:18:28,610 --> 00:18:30,760
She's rich, bro. That's how she's doing.
317
00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:33,910
And she can thank you
for that whole melancholy debut.
318
00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,200
Shit, she even more famous
than the both of us now.
319
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:39,580
-(PAPARAZZI) I see Gorgeous.
-Let's get this picture.
320
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,960
-Thank you, mate. One more.
-Come on, man.
321
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,340
-Another one?
-There you go. Soak it up.
322
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,750
(PHONE DINGS)
323
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,430
(GIRL) Oh, my God, is that Georgia?
324
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:53,800
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
325
00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:56,600
(GIRL) You got cheated on
by that guy Gorgeous, bro.
326
00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,930
I am a rose in a garden.
327
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,640
(GURU VOICE) A pretty rose.
328
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,230
A very pretty rose.
329
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:06,110
(GURU VOICE)
Nothing can break your peace.
330
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,030
Nothing can break my--
331
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,070
(PHONE RINGS)
332
00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,450
Nothing can break--
333
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,780
(PHONE RINGS)
334
00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,660
Hello!
335
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,750
-Did you know Melvin was in London?
-What?
336
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:21,580
And he’s posing with Gorgeous.
337
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:24,420
You got to stop lying to that guy, bro.
He’s bareback ugly.
338
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,460
You’re getting distracted.
Melvin is in London!
339
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,050
(SHOUTS) Mum?!
340
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,430
(BOOBSY) Mum?!
341
00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:37,390
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
342
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:38,850
(BOOBSY) Shirley McKenzie.
343
00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:40,810
(KNOCKS) Hello?
344
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:45,060
Okay, okay. This is why I’ve got affection
issues in my romantic relationships,
345
00:19:45,230 --> 00:19:47,190
because you and dad ignored me growing up.
346
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,480
Aretha! Who's dead?
347
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:52,780
Did you know Melvin was back in London?
348
00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:57,120
-Melvin’s back in London?
-Go away! Fuck.
349
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,410
Don’t smile, Mum. Don’t smile, yeah?
350
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:02,040
His bougie ass is on the internet
posing with that dickhead
351
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,500
Georgia was going out with.
352
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,960
Oh, no. Well, she can do
a lot better than him anyway.
353
00:20:06,130 --> 00:20:08,670
Even my mum thinks you can do better
than the golden child.
354
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:11,460
-I was talking about the rapper.-(GEORGIA) Hi, Shirley.
355
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,760
Hello, Gigi, darling. How are you?
356
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,760
-Been better.-(SHIRLEY) Oh, you’ll be fine.
357
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:20,810
Your mum called and told me to tune in
to the Wake Up London show this morning.
358
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,730
I got it Sky recorded.
359
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:25,520
(BANGING SOUND)
Oh, geez. That bloody shelf.
360
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:28,270
Um, tell your brother to call his mother.
361
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,520
-I am not calling him.
-Gigi.
362
00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:32,860
Keep calm and carry on, my dear.
363
00:20:33,030 --> 00:20:34,280
(BOOBSY SCOFFS)
364
00:20:34,450 --> 00:20:35,820
-(DOOR SLAMS)
-(BOOBSY SCOFFS)
365
00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:38,280
(SIGHS) Georgia, book me an Uber to Soho.
366
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:41,620
Boobsy, are you serious?
You’re the worst assistant ever!
367
00:20:41,790 --> 00:20:43,750
-Just book it, bruv!
-Ugh!
368
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,710
Mum, you’re acting bare weird, man!
369
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:52,130
(SHIRLEY CHUCKLING)
370
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,050
(RICHARD WHISPERING)
You said there'd be no one here.
371
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,840
(RICHARD) We could've gone to a hotel.
372
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:59,890
I’m too old to be booking into hotels
if I’m not on holiday.
373
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:01,260
You're not too old.
374
00:21:01,430 --> 00:21:06,270
You’re young and beautiful
and beyond perfection.
375
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:15,280
Such a kind man.
376
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,240
Now, kindly sneak out of my house,
377
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:22,410
so as not to make a scene with my children.
378
00:21:25,830 --> 00:21:27,160
-Come on.
-Yes, ma'am.
379
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,120
Good, good, good.
380
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,590
-(RICHARD CLEARS THROAT)
-Shh!
381
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,470
No, no, no.
382
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:38,840
Through the en suite.
383
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:44,390
No, that's Boobsy's room! Open the window.
384
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,770
Go on.
385
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,850
Go on, Richard. Go. There’s a tree.
386
00:21:50,020 --> 00:21:53,110
You can come back later. Go on!
387
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,900
(RICHARD) No, no, no,
388
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:58,950
Shirley!
389
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,410
(RICHARD) Shirley?
390
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,130
Yo, Boobs, let me come see you
and Georgia today.
391
00:22:12,290 --> 00:22:14,670
Oh, you’re so gassed off the hype, man.
392
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,260
Aretha, allow me. I’m trying to get advice
on this song I’m writing for a girl.
393
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,090
-What girl?
-Alison.
394
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:23,140
Alison? As in Joseph’s thing, Alison?
395
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,720
Bruv, you crazy?
You can't check for your cousin’s girl.
396
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:28,520
It’s not even like that.
And they’re not even together anymore.
397
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,610
(SIGHS) Alison, yeah?
398
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,110
-She's cute still.
-Yes, sir!
399
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,320
(JOSH LAUGHS)
400
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,490
All right. Come by in the afternoon.
401
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,910
Thanks, Boobs.
402
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,290
-And don’t forget to call Melvin, yeah?
-Huh.
403
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,500
(BOOBSY) No!
404
00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,040
(JOSH) Whoo!
405
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:58,380
(BOOBSY) Uh, excuse me? Yo, hello?
406
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:02,130
Are you mad? Excuse me, who are you?
407
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:05,930
-Look, next time, I’m calling the police!
-(CAR HORN HONKS)
408
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:08,430
Will we be running into your ex as well?
409
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:11,230
My ex? No.
410
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,020
If I have it my way,
it’ll be a quick in-and-out,
411
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:19,610
and then me gonna have you
all to myself still.
412
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:22,320
-Come here. Come here.
-Hmm. Hmm.
413
00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:26,120
Listen. You carry on. All this is gonna be
inspiration for tonight’s session.
414
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,450
Mm, mm, mm, baby.
415
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,240
Tonight’s session...
416
00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,790
Oh, you mean
when you're going like uh, uh, uh,
417
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,790
playing thumb war with yourself, huh?
418
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:37,800
-Aw!
-Yeah. Cocoa or Shea?
419
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,010
Wow. You're gonna do me like that?
420
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:42,090
Come on, babe.
It's just a little rub-and-tug.
421
00:23:42,260 --> 00:23:46,680
Stop that weird accent.
What's the matter with you? Weird, man.
422
00:23:46,850 --> 00:23:49,720
Come here. You know you like it.
423
00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:53,350
-What?
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
424
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,560
You know you like it.
425
00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:59,570
-Come on. Like Mary Poppins?
-(LAUGHS)
426
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,030
Ah!
427
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,650
-Jeez.
-Oh.
428
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,540
(MELVIN) So when we meet my mum,
go with the Jamaican.
429
00:24:13,710 --> 00:24:16,580
-(LISA) Go Jamaican?
-(MELVIN) Yeah, man. Shirley, what happened?
430
00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:21,300
(LISA) Okay. Shirley, what happened?
I wanna be with your son, man.
431
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,130
(MELVIN) I wanna be with your son, man.
432
00:24:23,300 --> 00:24:24,970
(LISA AND MELVIN LAUGHING)
433
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,220
-Hello, madam, welcome to Soho Hotel.
-(LISA) Why thank you.
434
00:24:28,390 --> 00:24:30,720
-American. First time?
-Certainly is.
435
00:24:30,890 --> 00:24:33,730
Well, allow me to extend the courtesy
of the most mannerable people.
436
00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:37,310
-Ooh, finally, a true English gentleman.
-Really, mate?
437
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,770
Come on, fella,
got to give them what they paid for.
438
00:24:40,940 --> 00:24:43,820
-Welcome to London, beautiful.
-I love it.
439
00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:45,780
-You love me?
-I love you.
440
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:47,360
-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
441
00:24:52,660 --> 00:24:54,160
I gotta go.
442
00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:57,370
-Hold on, let me smell you.
-(CHUCKLES)
443
00:24:57,540 --> 00:25:00,500
Mmm, smells like mine.
444
00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:04,470
Good luck, Tiny Tim.
445
00:25:04,630 --> 00:25:07,340
-You got to stop that shit. Immediately.
-Uh-uh. (LAUGHS)
446
00:25:10,350 --> 00:25:11,850
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
447
00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:18,310
-Oh, my God, are you okay?
-(LISA) I'm so sorry.
448
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,730
-I'm sorry.
-Sorry, sorry.
449
00:25:20,900 --> 00:25:25,530
Oh, wow! You’re Georgia Folorunsho.
450
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:28,780
-Girl, I love your music, like love, love!
-Oh, thank you!
451
00:25:28,950 --> 00:25:31,740
Yeah, still so new to me that
people know my face around the world.
452
00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:35,200
Your face? I mean, practically
have made love to your music.
453
00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:38,250
Wait. What? Seriously?
454
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:40,540
-You got me on the sex playlist?
-You know...
455
00:25:40,710 --> 00:25:42,170
(BOTH LAUGHING)
456
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:45,550
Sorry to interrupt, Miss.
Georgia, on a bit of a tight schedule.
457
00:25:46,050 --> 00:25:47,380
You mind if I get a picture real quick?
458
00:25:47,550 --> 00:25:51,390
-My fiancé won’t believe I met you.
-Yeah, yeah. Of course.
459
00:25:54,270 --> 00:25:57,480
-Thank you, yeah.
-Cool. So are you staying here or...?
460
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,060
Yeah. Me and my fiancé--boyfriend.
461
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,980
-Hopefully, I’ll see you around.
-Yeah.
462
00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:05,150
-All right. See you in the future.
-Oh.
463
00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,030
-Mels!
-What's happening?
464
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,570
-Hi, babes. How are you?
-Hello!
465
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,950
Haven't seen you for ages!
466
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,620
-No, no.
-Just got off the plane?
467
00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:17,080
Yes. Dedicated to see
your beautiful self this morning.
468
00:26:17,250 --> 00:26:20,420
Oh, give it a rest. You dashed
us Londoners, remember? for Hollywood.
469
00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,920
-(CHUCKLES)
-Fake bums, big tits, you know how it goes.
470
00:26:24,090 --> 00:26:26,630
-Looking very nice today.
-Thank you very much.
471
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,720
-You look wonderful too.
-Okay, just save it.
472
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,010
We're just about to go live. One second.
473
00:26:31,180 --> 00:26:35,470
(SET PRODUCER)
We’re live in five, four, three, two...
474
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,520
Melvin McKenzie may look familiar
to some of our viewers this morning
475
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,890
as the delinquent heartthrob
that was in Grange Hill.
476
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:45,570
Shirl! You didn’t say Melvin was in town.
477
00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:48,740
Look how him handsome like him father!
478
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:51,320
(CAROLINE)
Does he know Gigi's performing?
479
00:26:52,700 --> 00:26:56,660
He's turned now into a writer,
and he has opened the hearts of the nation.
480
00:26:56,830 --> 00:26:59,080
He’s here today to talk about his new book,
481
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:01,330
which is climbing
the pre-sale charts right now
482
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:05,000
and taking Hollywood by storm,Voyage to Atlantis.
483
00:27:05,170 --> 00:27:07,880
Melvin, thank you for coming. How are you?
484
00:27:08,050 --> 00:27:10,220
Thank you for having me.
Wonderful to be with you.
485
00:27:10,380 --> 00:27:14,180
(CHATTERING)
486
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:18,180
Wait! Hush up, hush up! That’s me nephew!
487
00:27:18,350 --> 00:27:20,560
What do you know?
488
00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,850
(LAUGHS) Hey! Celebrity!
489
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:26,150
Big-time superstar!
490
00:27:29,530 --> 00:27:31,070
Do you think so?
491
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:32,910
I mean, I feel like it's because
492
00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:35,990
maybe you're not as relevant
as you once were, I mean, over here.
493
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:39,910
In Hollywood, you're doing your thing,
but here, not so relevant. (LAUGHS)
494
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,960
-Hopefully after this book, eh?
-Yeah.
495
00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,040
-Together and speaking from the heart
-(PHONE RINGS)
496
00:27:45,210 --> 00:27:48,130
Do you remember,
I think it was about four years ago,
497
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:50,880
when I used to have
this really big crush on you?
498
00:27:51,050 --> 00:27:53,470
Yeah. I heard that American girl say...
499
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,930
Brenda. Hi, how are you?
500
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:59,220
Yeah, we just landed a couple hours ago.
501
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:03,690
I... I haven’t really had time
to make a decision.
502
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:05,350
But I am...
503
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,440
He falls in love with an alien
in human form.
504
00:28:07,610 --> 00:28:10,990
Oh, okay.
So would you say that this book
505
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:13,820
is almost like a metaphor of your real life?
506
00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:17,240
(MELVIN) Actually, Zeze, yes. As you know,
I moved to America two years ago,
507
00:28:17,410 --> 00:28:20,120
and... I fell in love
with this beautiful American woman.
508
00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:23,580
American?!
509
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:27,130
Me will find you
a nice Jamaican girl, a church girl!
510
00:28:27,290 --> 00:28:29,460
Know plenty girls' numbers. Call me!
511
00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:31,120
What, you couldn't find no British girl now?
512
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,630
British girls not good enough for you?
513
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,140
I'm just joking.
Just a little bit of morning fun.
514
00:28:36,300 --> 00:28:38,800
(LAUGHS) Anyway, Melvin,
thank you so much for coming on.
515
00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:42,310
-No, I'm just happy to see you.
-(ZEZE MILLZ) I'm sure you are.
516
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,020
Anyway, I hope that this is gonna be a hit.
517
00:28:45,190 --> 00:28:47,940
And you're welcome to come back
any time you want, okay?
518
00:28:48,110 --> 00:28:50,110
Merry Christmas, Zeze.
Thank you for having me.
519
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,490
Thank you. Don't go anywhere.
You're really gonna like this next one.
520
00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,900
Speaking of the Christmas spirit,
521
00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:59,410
up next, we have my favourite new singer.
522
00:28:59,580 --> 00:29:01,950
She is literally taking the world by storm
523
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,460
with five chart-topping songs
this year alone.
524
00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:08,460
Do not listen to the blogs.
My girl is on fire.
525
00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:11,170
Please welcome to the stage
Georgia Folorunsho!
526
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:18,260
This should be controversial. (CHUCKLES)
527
00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,750
Merry Christmas, London.
528
00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:52,540
Feels like I've been through every phase
529
00:29:52,710 --> 00:29:57,090
From heartbreak, honeymoon, and teenage
530
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,760
Thought growing up
Would make it change
531
00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:04,520
But it don't, oh
532
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,770
-The thing about loving you that's so hard
-See that look on your face? It's regret.
533
00:30:08,940 --> 00:30:11,770
You're always so close yet so far
534
00:30:11,940 --> 00:30:15,190
I just can't keep playing
This part anymore...
535
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,650
You proper work for her now.
536
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,860
-What you doing in London?
-Hello to you, Boobsy.
537
00:30:19,030 --> 00:30:21,410
Mm-mm. Don’t call me that.
What are you doing here?
538
00:30:21,570 --> 00:30:22,740
I’m home for the holidays.
539
00:30:22,910 --> 00:30:25,950
"I’m home for the holidays."
Wow, you even sound like them!
540
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:30,000
-This isn't the time or place, okay?
-Okay, then you are all image, bruv,
541
00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:31,920
because you ain't been home in two years,
542
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,170
so who are you to chat to me
about time and place?
543
00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,840
I'm not having this argument here.
544
00:30:36,010 --> 00:30:38,130
Okay, yeah, all right.
Walk away then, coward.
545
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,530
Just like you did to Georgia.
546
00:30:41,050 --> 00:30:43,800
I gave you love I can never...
547
00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:45,810
Oi, dickhead! Mum wants to see you.
548
00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:54,110
-Laters, Auntie.
-You gone?
549
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,570
-I'm gone.
-(VALRIE) You only come here to see Alison.
550
00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,040
Thank you for gifts, babe.
Make sure you shout me
551
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,750
-when you're done, you know.
-(SIGHS)
552
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,500
(JOSH) He bought you gifts.
553
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,630
What was I supposed to do, dash them away?
554
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:23,180
Yo, Jermaine. It’s time to go bigger.
555
00:31:23,230 --> 00:31:23,250
I'm gonna tell him, just...
556
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:25,020
I’m gonna tell him,
just... after I meet his family.
I'm gonna tell him, just...
557
00:31:25,020 --> 00:31:26,050
I’m gonna tell him,
just... after I meet his family.
558
00:31:26,210 --> 00:31:29,470
Bitch, what meeting his family
got to do with you having his child?
559
00:31:30,050 --> 00:31:30,890
(LONDON) Come Juneteenth,
560
00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,800
your ass gonna be wobbling
around New Zealand
561
00:31:32,970 --> 00:31:35,760
-with swollen feet.
-Oh...
562
00:31:35,930 --> 00:31:38,230
You ain’t told him about New Zealand?!
563
00:31:38,390 --> 00:31:42,650
It’s complicated. Okay?
Melvin isn’t really the have-a-kid type.
564
00:31:42,810 --> 00:31:45,440
He looks at babies
like they’re possums or something.
565
00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:50,820
(SIGHS) I want kids. I just...
566
00:31:50,990 --> 00:31:53,030
I dunno, I--
567
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,580
Right now, I want the job more.
568
00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:59,040
Oh God, is that bad?
569
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,540
(LONDON) Hey, ultimately, your choice.
570
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:03,120
But he needs to know.
571
00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:08,630
(LONDON) Shit, make his ass
a house husband. (LAUGHS)
572
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,720
(LONDON) Yo, tell me
you’ve at least opened your windows
573
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:14,180
and sung "Spice Up Your Life".
574
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:16,760
Don’t be out there pretending.
575
00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:19,770
You know them Spice Girls was the shit
when we were growing up.
576
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,940
That’s how I got my name, Ms. London.
577
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,060
-(LONDON) Now tell me your name?
-Girl.
578
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,690
Ha-ha. Bitch, say it.
579
00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:30,490
-Miss Best Buy.-Ha-ha!
580
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:34,870
Miss Best Buy me a ring
If you want this pretty thing
581
00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:37,490
Better buy me all I see
If you tryna’ talk to me
582
00:32:37,660 --> 00:32:40,330
To me, to me...
(BOTH LAUGHING)
583
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,710
(GIGGLES) All right. All right.
584
00:32:42,870 --> 00:32:44,830
Bye, Chantelle.
585
00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,050
-(SIGHS)
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
586
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:59,890
-Oh, wow. Uh...
-From Mr. McKenzie.
587
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:04,940
Thank you. Oh my gosh. Sorry.
588
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:08,690
Hold on, let me get some cash.
589
00:33:08,860 --> 00:33:10,730
-No, that won’t be necessary, madam.
-Oh.
590
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:13,490
-Merry Christmas.
-Oh. Merry Christmas.
591
00:33:13,650 --> 00:33:15,280
Aw.
592
00:33:15,450 --> 00:33:17,660
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
593
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:20,950
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
594
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,920
"Welcome to London, my darling.
I love you. Keep digging.
595
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,550
(GASPS) Ooh! Yes, I'm gonna eat this.
596
00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,880
Oh my... What?
597
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:36,090
(CHUCKLING) What is this? Oh, my God.
598
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:38,300
What is this?
599
00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:43,680
(MELVIN) Yo, it’s DJ Melvin right now
introducing a bit of old-school London vibes
600
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:47,190
to the wifey named Lisa. S-s-s-selecta!
601
00:33:47,350 --> 00:33:49,230
(SQUEALS, LAUGHS)
602
00:33:56,530 --> 00:33:58,070
London!
603
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,370
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
604
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:13,760
-Wow!
-Oh! (LAUGHS)
605
00:34:17,340 --> 00:34:21,390
-I guess you got your surprise.
-That was so romantic.
606
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:26,430
-Brownie points?
-Major, major brownie points.
607
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,270
Let me show you.
608
00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:33,940
Oh. You’re doing that weird throat thing.
What’s wrong?
609
00:34:34,110 --> 00:34:35,990
Listen, I need to talk to you
about something
610
00:34:36,150 --> 00:34:38,410
before we go and see my mum.
611
00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:41,780
-I saw my sister at BBC.
-Oh, how did that go?
612
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:45,500
Um, I just want to talk to my mum
613
00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:47,910
-while it’s just us three.
-Oh.
614
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:50,580
-You ready?
-Uh, I just ordered brunch.
615
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:51,880
Can we cancel it, please?
616
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,170
-Uh huh. Okay.
-Thank you, babe. Appreciate it.
617
00:34:56,590 --> 00:34:58,430
Hello.
618
00:34:58,590 --> 00:35:02,220
Hi. Um, I just ordered
some food to my room, penthouse 113.
619
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:04,220
-Can I get that to-go instead?
-Certainly.
620
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,020
-Thank you.
-This day can’t get any worse.
621
00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,190
Oh. Georgia, hey!
622
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,980
She’s not in the mood
to be famous now.
623
00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,770
-Aretha, it’s okay, I met-- Lisa?
-Yes.
624
00:35:13,940 --> 00:35:15,530
-Lisa earlier on.
-I’m sorry, I just--
625
00:35:15,690 --> 00:35:19,700
I wanted to introduce you to my fiancé,
but I can see now is not the right time.
626
00:35:19,860 --> 00:35:22,370
-And they say Americans aren’t quick.
-Aretha, man!
627
00:35:22,530 --> 00:35:25,330
Lisa, I love love.
I’d love to meet him.
628
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:26,580
-You sure?
-Yeah.
629
00:35:26,890 --> 00:35:28,890
-She said yes.
-Okay. Okay, well--
630
00:35:28,910 --> 00:35:31,250
He’s just right over there. Melvin!
631
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:37,920
Wow, fam! It just got worse.
632
00:35:38,090 --> 00:35:39,840
One moment.
633
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,430
-Melvin?
-Georgia?
634
00:35:45,390 --> 00:35:47,430
Mels, I’ve been trying to call you.
635
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,230
-Melvin!
-Melvin!
636
00:35:50,390 --> 00:35:52,770
Baby, wait! Melvin!
637
00:35:58,820 --> 00:35:59,990
Melvin?!
638
00:36:00,150 --> 00:36:02,570
Georgia, wait.
639
00:36:02,740 --> 00:36:05,700
-(DISHES CLATTERING)
-(PATRONS GASP)
640
00:36:05,870 --> 00:36:07,330
Hey, Gigi.
641
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:10,710
(GASPS) What the hell's wrong with you?
Oh my God.
642
00:36:10,870 --> 00:36:15,900
Georgia, I’m so, so sorry.
This is my stupid idiot of a fiancé, Melvin.
643
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,890
-Boobsy, go after her.
-(SIGHS)
644
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,640
We’ve had sex to her music!
645
00:36:29,810 --> 00:36:32,270
I told you to change the song.
646
00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:36,440
I can’t believe you didn't tell me
that Georgia--the Georgia Folorunsho--
647
00:36:36,610 --> 00:36:39,070
-is your ex-girlfriend.
-I didn’t think that was important.
648
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:42,700
If it wasn't, then why didn't you tell me
that your ex is a superstar
649
00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:44,450
and fucking gorgeous?
650
00:36:44,610 --> 00:36:47,120
She’s beautiful. And American.
651
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:48,790
Georgia, you’re buff, bruv.
652
00:36:48,950 --> 00:36:53,420
Look at you, look. Your face
is on the front page, right there.
653
00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:55,630
How did you not know
your brother was engaged?
654
00:36:55,790 --> 00:36:58,630
I didn’t see no ring.
She’s chatting shit, man.
655
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,130
Lisa, it is in the past.
656
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:04,430
She is friends with your sister!
She is very much part of your life.
657
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:07,350
-I’ve not spoken to Gigi in forever.
-Oh, Gigi?
658
00:37:07,510 --> 00:37:11,430
You and Gigi? You and Gigi haven't talked?
No, okay, no. You and Gigi.
659
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,140
-Everyone calls her that.
-I get it.
660
00:37:13,310 --> 00:37:14,980
But clearly, you don’t get it.
661
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:18,440
No, I don’t. Five minutes ago
you were switchin’ over some butters rapper.
662
00:37:18,610 --> 00:37:20,570
Melvin is not Ian, Aretha.
663
00:37:20,730 --> 00:37:24,280
Melvin is Melvin.
We were supposed to work it out.
664
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,240
He's supposed to see me on all
the billboards, see all my success,
665
00:37:27,410 --> 00:37:31,290
and become so distressed by what he lost,
he’d fly to England and beg for me back.
666
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,250
And then I’d pretend for six months
that I wasn’t interested,
667
00:37:34,410 --> 00:37:37,170
when I clearly fucking am. (HUFFS)
668
00:37:37,330 --> 00:37:40,420
And then we’d cry together on the
South Bank as he proposed to me.
669
00:37:40,590 --> 00:37:42,260
(SIGHS)
670
00:37:42,710 --> 00:37:44,150
I thought I was over this shit.
671
00:37:44,630 --> 00:37:46,070
Is your mum close to her?
672
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:51,530
Well...
673
00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:54,410
Melvin?
674
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,380
Kind of, maybe a little bit.
675
00:37:59,270 --> 00:38:01,690
(SIGHS) My mum
and her mum are best friends.
676
00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:05,150
I wanna go home.
677
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,780
-This house on the right?
-Yes.
678
00:38:06,950 --> 00:38:08,700
Lisa, I promise you...
679
00:38:08,870 --> 00:38:12,620
I promise you, if this doesn’t go right,
you can go home.
680
00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:17,170
But I’m coming with you,
because I love you and you are my home.
681
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,210
That sounds like a line from your book.
682
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:24,170
Lisa. Babe, come on.
683
00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:28,760
Please. Come here. Just-- Lis? Lis?
684
00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:31,430
(SIGHS)
685
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,390
Good luck, mate.
686
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,880
Your mother knows she’s meeting me, right?
687
00:38:38,980 --> 00:38:41,400
-I didn't...
-Oh.
688
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,990
-Hello, son!
-Hello, Mum.
689
00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,820
(LAUGHING)
690
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,660
-You look good. Look at you.
-(CHUCKLING) Oh!
691
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:57,330
And you must be the lovely young lady
he spoke about on National TV?
692
00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:00,750
Yes. Hi, I’m Lisa. It's such a pleasure
to meet you, Mrs. McKenzie.
693
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,090
-Welcome. Welcome.
-Who’s at the door?
694
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,460
Two years, boy!
695
00:39:06,630 --> 00:39:09,300
You finally bring your ass home
to see your family.
696
00:39:09,470 --> 00:39:10,890
Where you get them punches from?
697
00:39:11,050 --> 00:39:13,390
I used to ring your father
and Uncle Leo’s necks
698
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,730
when they would answer me back,
God rest Leo’s soul.
699
00:39:16,890 --> 00:39:18,850
-Wow, flipping hell. Really?
-Mind your mouth.
700
00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:21,350
-Ow! What are you doing?
-You want me to bust your lip?
701
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,940
How are you, Melvin?
702
00:39:23,110 --> 00:39:26,480
Hi, Auntie Caroline. Long time.
703
00:39:26,650 --> 00:39:29,200
Well, she’s bloody gorgeous, isn’t she?
704
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,620
-Do you fancy a drink, darling?
-Oh my God, yes.
705
00:39:32,910 --> 00:39:34,700
A virgin cocktail would be amazing.
706
00:39:34,870 --> 00:39:38,580
Well, we don’t have any of those.
This is a virgin-free zone
707
00:39:40,460 --> 00:39:42,420
(KNOCKS) You gotta make
the picture good, man.
708
00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:44,130
I've got you, cuz. I've got you.
709
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:47,590
-What?
-Stop acting, Boobsy, man.
710
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,930
-You’re not a real assistant.
-Who you talking to?
711
00:39:50,090 --> 00:39:52,340
You said I could talk to Georgia
about this writing.
712
00:39:52,510 --> 00:39:56,100
-Well, tings change, sorry, bye!
-No, Boobs, hold on, wait!
713
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,690
(KNOCKS)
714
00:40:02,850 --> 00:40:06,230
-What happened to you lot-- (SCREAMS)
-Do your ting, cuz!
715
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,190
Juicy bum, get off of me!
716
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:21,370
-(SCREAMS)
-Georgia! Georgia!
717
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,640
Georgia, it’s Josh.
718
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:25,880
George, what the hell?!
719
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,760
-What are you doing in my room?
-Trying to survive the dragon queen.
720
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,380
-You busted my lip, man.
-Sorry.
721
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:35,220
Who you trying to hurt,
Melvin or Gorgeous?
722
00:40:35,390 --> 00:40:38,310
I know you didn’t break into my room
to talk about my feelings, Josh.
723
00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,350
Actually, um...
724
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:46,400
(SIGHS) I kinda did.
725
00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:49,820
You’re like a superstar, Georgia. Legit.
726
00:40:49,990 --> 00:40:51,780
Like, everyone loves you.
727
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,160
You and Melvin
was a big ‘ting to this family.
728
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,950
The kinda ‘ting that inspired us
young lot to...
729
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,000
to get off the bare gyal ‘ting, and...
730
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,330
and find ourselves a Georgia.
731
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,960
Everyone for sure thought
you two were gonna get married.
732
00:41:08,130 --> 00:41:09,500
Melvin messed up, man.
733
00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:12,590
Anyway, all that to say,
734
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,260
there’s this girl.
735
00:41:14,430 --> 00:41:17,800
She's a little bit older than me,
but I like her, man.
736
00:41:17,970 --> 00:41:21,560
She’s got this twinkle about her
that gets me kinda drunk when I look at her.
737
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,230
(CHUCKLES)
738
00:41:23,390 --> 00:41:26,980
Yeah, her ex is trying
to act like they're still together but...
739
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,200
I wanna hold her hand
through the changes.
740
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,320
I wanna lay it all on the line,
741
00:41:36,490 --> 00:41:39,030
and with a bit of luck,
we’ll be something special.
742
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,700
Anyway, since got the love bars,
743
00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:46,420
I thought maybe
you could help me out with the words.
744
00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:50,550
Josh, I couldn’t write you anything
as beautiful and honest as that.
745
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:56,640
You got a mad right hand.
746
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,140
But you’re all right, Georgia.
747
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:01,560
(SIGHS) Be honest. Go talk to her.
748
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,940
Mad thought. Maybe it’s worth
you being honest about Melvin.
749
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:12,070
Aw! He looks so cute in this picture.
750
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:13,860
Oh, who's he playing with?
751
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:18,490
Oh, that's my GiGi.
Well, they were very close at one point.
752
00:42:18,660 --> 00:42:22,870
Very close, but you know, life goes on.
753
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,660
You remember that fight in the bathtub?
754
00:42:25,830 --> 00:42:29,790
Georgia came too close!
755
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,460
You would have thought
they’d grow old together.
756
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:33,840
-Yeah.
-(CLEARS THROAT)
757
00:42:34,010 --> 00:42:35,840
Sorry, which way is the restroom, please?
758
00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:39,800
-Oh, it's just at the top of the stairs.
-Okay, thank you, excuse me.
759
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:02,580
(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS)
760
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,540
(DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES)
761
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:09,420
(SHIRLEY CHUCKLES) I remember that day.
762
00:43:09,580 --> 00:43:13,880
2016 Screen International Writer To Watch.
763
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,130
We were all so proud of you.
764
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,090
Yeah, it was a good day.
765
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,310
(CLEARS THROAT)
766
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,310
Hmm. (CLICKS TONGUE)
767
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,520
(SIGHS) Why did you come home, Melvin?
768
00:43:32,690 --> 00:43:34,520
It’s been almost two years.
769
00:43:34,690 --> 00:43:39,240
Sending gifts, making excuses, why now?
770
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,950
I’ve found someone I love,
and I wanted her to know my family.
771
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:47,910
-Did you not love Georgia?
-Yes, I loved Georgia, jeez.
772
00:43:49,330 --> 00:43:53,540
And were you not going to announce
your engagement on Boxing Day?
773
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:56,670
-And whose fault that?
-Your father's.
774
00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,720
Your father impregnated
another woman, Melvin.
775
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,840
you had to announce that
in front of the fam
776
00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:04,430
the day I was supposed
to propose to the woman I love.
777
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:07,470
Love? Or loved?
778
00:44:09,600 --> 00:44:11,980
-(CLICKS TONGUE)
-Hmm.
779
00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,770
You just left me, son.
780
00:44:20,150 --> 00:44:23,160
What was I supposed to do,
stay and be your husband?
781
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,660
-Hey.
-Boy...
782
00:44:25,830 --> 00:44:28,580
It's getting late.
Think we should start heading out?
783
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:30,120
Oh, no, Lisa, you must stay.
784
00:44:30,290 --> 00:44:32,330
Christmas Eve tomorrow,
the family will be over.
785
00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:35,130
(CHUCKLES)
Our family don’t celebrate Christmas.
786
00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:39,590
No. But they want to celebrate
you coming home.
787
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,130
-You’re deeply loved, you know, son.
-Is it?
788
00:44:42,300 --> 00:44:45,050
And it's the perfect time to introduce Lisa.
789
00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:48,100
-Oh, Mrs. McKenzie, I--
-Shirley, please.
790
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:51,270
Oh, Shirley.
Um, I don’t have any clothes.
791
00:44:51,430 --> 00:44:53,020
You can borrow Boobsy’s.
792
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:55,980
And I’ll arrange for your stuff
to be brought over tomorrow.
793
00:44:56,150 --> 00:44:58,320
Shirley, we're gonna be late. Let’s go!
794
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,610
We gotta go now. We got to head off
to Georgia’s pop-up concert.
795
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,160
Oh, Georgia Folorunsho has a concert?
796
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,700
-You a fan?
-(SIGHS)
797
00:45:05,870 --> 00:45:09,200
-We've got extra tickets.
-We gotta be going. I gotta show you...
798
00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:13,580
No, no, no. We would love to go.
799
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:16,630
Melvin knows
what a big fan I am of Georgia.
800
00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:20,710
Oh, that's lovely. Well, let's get going.
801
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:25,220
-Come on, Smelly, quickly.
-Yeah. Come on, Smelly, quickly.
802
00:45:25,390 --> 00:45:29,060
(AUDIENCE CHANTING) Georgia!
Georgia! Georgia! Georgia!
803
00:45:29,220 --> 00:45:31,640
Georgia! Georgia! Georgia!
804
00:45:31,810 --> 00:45:34,900
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
805
00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:38,690
-A lot's changed in two years.
-I can see.
806
00:45:39,820 --> 00:45:43,070
-How are you feeling?
-(CROWD CHEERING)
807
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:47,870
Why are we doing this?
808
00:45:48,030 --> 00:45:51,370
Doing what?
You should be happy she blew up.
809
00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:52,950
Boy, you better clap for her.
810
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,670
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
811
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:00,630
Merry Christmas, guys!
812
00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:04,470
-Thank you for coming to hang with me.
-We love you, Georgia!
813
00:46:04,630 --> 00:46:07,260
And I love you back.
814
00:46:07,430 --> 00:46:09,930
I know many of you have seen
the headlines.
815
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,100
And if you’re waiting for me to respond,
816
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:15,140
you're gonna wait a long bloodclot time!
817
00:46:18,020 --> 00:46:19,400
Bun a wasteman!
818
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:20,980
Bun a wasteman!
819
00:46:22,690 --> 00:46:24,240
Let’s have some fun.
820
00:46:26,530 --> 00:46:30,080
-Hold on. I have to take this.
-Shall I come?
821
00:46:37,870 --> 00:46:40,670
The moment I wake up
822
00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:45,670
Before I put on my makeup
823
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,930
I say a little prayer for you
824
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,350
I'm combing my hair now
825
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:59,560
And wondering what dress to wear now
826
00:46:59,730 --> 00:47:03,530
I say a little prayer for you
827
00:47:03,690 --> 00:47:07,610
Forever and ever
You'll stay in my heart
828
00:47:07,780 --> 00:47:12,200
And I will love you
Forever and ever
829
00:47:12,370 --> 00:47:16,830
We never will part
Oh, how I love you
830
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,000
Together, together
That's how it must be
831
00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:23,590
To live without you
832
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:27,880
Would only be heartbreak for me
833
00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:35,560
I run for the bus, dear,
834
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,730
And while riding, I think of us, dear
835
00:47:40,900 --> 00:47:45,980
I say a little prayer for you
836
00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:50,280
At work, I just take time
837
00:47:50,450 --> 00:47:54,780
And all through my coffee-break time
838
00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:58,830
I say a little prayer for you
839
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,120
Forever and ever
840
00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:05,210
You'll stay in my heart
And I will love you
841
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:09,170
Forever, and ever
We never will part
842
00:48:09,340 --> 00:48:13,850
Oh, how I love you
Together, together
843
00:48:14,010 --> 00:48:18,560
That's how it must be to live without you
844
00:48:18,730 --> 00:48:23,860
Would only mean heartbreak for me,
845
00:48:28,990 --> 00:48:31,030
My darling, believe me
846
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:37,240
For me, there is no one
847
00:48:37,410 --> 00:48:41,580
No one but you
848
00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:45,170
Please love me too
849
00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:48,800
I'm in love with you
850
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:54,390
Answer my prayers now, baby
851
00:48:54,550 --> 00:48:58,810
Say you love me too
852
00:48:58,970 --> 00:49:01,600
Answer my prayers now, baby
853
00:49:01,770 --> 00:49:03,850
My baby
854
00:49:04,020 --> 00:49:07,440
Forever, and ever,
You'll stay in my heart
855
00:49:07,610 --> 00:49:12,070
And I will love you
Forever and ever
856
00:49:12,240 --> 00:49:16,200
We never will part
Oh, how I love you
857
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,660
Together, together,
858
00:49:18,830 --> 00:49:23,040
That's how it must be to live without you
859
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:28,210
Would only bring heartbreak for me
860
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:40,180
For me
861
00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:44,850
(CROWD CHEERING)
862
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,100
Did you have sex with her on this bed?
863
00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:26,940
(MELVIN CLICKS THROAT)
864
00:50:27,140 --> 00:50:29,650
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
865
00:50:29,810 --> 00:50:32,320
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
866
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:45,160
(BILLY) Are you dat? Are you dat?
867
00:50:45,330 --> 00:50:46,910
-(CHUCKLES)
-Hey!
868
00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,790
So come, come, come, bring it.
869
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,670
Yes, yes, yes.
Straight out of the kitchen, Auntie.
870
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,880
Let me know what you think.
871
00:50:57,670 --> 00:50:59,720
How y'all put too much curry on di goat?
872
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:03,100
Mi know say your mother not teach
to cook curry like Indian people.
873
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,810
Oh, I love me an Indian curry.
874
00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:08,730
Caroline, I love Indian food too.
875
00:51:08,890 --> 00:51:12,150
But if mi did want small island,
Vincy-style curry,
876
00:51:12,310 --> 00:51:14,690
mi woulda get Janet to cook it! (LAUGHS)
877
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:17,070
-You'll see, you Yardies--
-What you call me?
878
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:19,450
Yardie! You're back-of-the-yard people.
879
00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:21,740
All mouth and no class.
880
00:51:21,910 --> 00:51:23,450
Oh yeah? Janet!
881
00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:26,790
If it wasn’t
for we loudmouth Jamaican Yardies,
882
00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:31,080
you couldn’t even feel comfortable
walking the streets of England!
883
00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:34,090
-True that.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
884
00:51:36,050 --> 00:51:38,340
Iyeee! (CHUCKLES)
885
00:51:38,510 --> 00:51:40,840
You see this move here? (CHUCKLES)
886
00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,100
-Mi call it fool-fool style.
-(THUDS)
887
00:51:43,260 --> 00:51:44,390
(ALL LAUGH)
888
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:47,140
All that song and dance,
and he ain't even finished the game!
889
00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:50,980
Jammo. Jamaicans,
they make a show of everything.
890
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:54,060
-Where is Mr. Hollywood?
-(THUDS) Behave yourself, Clint.
891
00:51:54,230 --> 00:51:56,190
No, no, no. I want to see the big shot,
892
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,070
come back to his poor Jamaican family
with his American princess.
893
00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,450
Who does he think he is, Prince Harry?
894
00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:03,070
(ALL LAUGH)
895
00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:04,530
So you’re Jamaican now?
896
00:52:04,700 --> 00:52:06,620
I’m Jamaican. I’m Jamaican.
897
00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:08,660
Where do you think it is
that you come from?
898
00:52:08,830 --> 00:52:11,620
Is it not Nigeria? (CHUCKLES)
899
00:52:11,790 --> 00:52:15,210
Whatever. You know,
this boy is just like his father.
900
00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:16,800
Jumps onto the next best thing,
901
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,170
leaving his roots
for some ditsy, air-headed American girl.
902
00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:22,090
I mean, is she Black, eh?
903
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:24,220
Confirm for me
that she is at least Black.
904
00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:25,930
Your wife is white, mate.
905
00:52:26,100 --> 00:52:29,600
(CLINT) Me and Caroline got married
at a very hard time in this country.
906
00:52:29,770 --> 00:52:30,930
Now it is just fashionable.
907
00:52:32,190 --> 00:52:35,230
Oh, she is most definitely Black.
908
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:38,440
(SIGHS) You must be Uncle Clint.
909
00:52:38,610 --> 00:52:41,450
Relax, I love putting names to faces.
910
00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:44,490
And there are pictures of you guys
all over the house.
911
00:52:44,660 --> 00:52:46,160
You’re Uncle Kirk, right?
912
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:49,200
Um, yes, that’s me.
913
00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:52,460
You’re a looker, aren’t you?
914
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:55,250
Oh, you’re pretty handsome yourself
in real life.
915
00:52:55,420 --> 00:52:59,250
You won’t know me.
These wankers don't put me on the walls.
916
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:01,170
Too handsome.
917
00:53:01,340 --> 00:53:03,380
But you can forget
about all that uncle stuff.
918
00:53:03,550 --> 00:53:05,760
Oh, so just Billy then?
919
00:53:05,930 --> 00:53:09,100
Or Bill. Depends how close you wanna get.
920
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:14,390
I like Billy.
That’s a cute name for an uncle.
921
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,900
-G'wan, girl!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
922
00:53:18,070 --> 00:53:20,820
Melvin get himself a goddess to ‘rass.
923
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,190
She is stunning.
924
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,610
-But so is my Gigi.
-Much better.
925
00:53:24,780 --> 00:53:27,530
You think me ah go sit here
and listen to you chat nonsense
926
00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:29,370
about the man’s woman, huh?
927
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:33,620
Caroline! Georgia and the boy
know each other since them children.
928
00:53:33,790 --> 00:53:36,790
Sometimes, growing up means growing apart.
929
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,380
And she rich, man!
With she rich rapper man. (CHUCKLES)
930
00:53:41,550 --> 00:53:45,800
Josh, boy! Pour me some rum now.
931
00:53:45,970 --> 00:53:49,890
This is a serious game, you know?
I’m not sure it’s for you Yankees.
932
00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:53,060
Well, are we gonna play,
or are you too soft like pum pum?
933
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:54,810
(ALL LAUGH)
934
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:57,020
She can play. I taught her well.
935
00:53:57,190 --> 00:53:58,520
-What?
-Family!
936
00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:02,480
-Yes, it's Melvin, baby! Mel Money.
-Mr. Hollywood.
937
00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:06,700
Everyone get back. I can smell
the city of sin on his clothes.
938
00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,870
-Uncle Clint, I missed you the most.
-Mm-hmm.
939
00:54:09,030 --> 00:54:11,410
Yes! Good to see you still.
940
00:54:11,580 --> 00:54:15,330
Hi, Lisa, I’m Joshua,
the handsome younger brother.
941
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,210
Well, I’m so sorry we didn’t meet first,
942
00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:19,420
but obviously,
a man's taken now, you get me?
943
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,420
But maybe in a new life, yeah, babe? Aah!
944
00:54:22,590 --> 00:54:23,920
-(LAUGHING)
-What's up?
945
00:54:24,090 --> 00:54:26,720
Bro, we need some Wray and Nephew.
946
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,050
-I’m on vacation. Where’s Boobsy?
-Somewhere with You Know Who.
947
00:54:30,220 --> 00:54:32,140
-Okay, Mum?
-She’s not here. Call her.
948
00:54:32,310 --> 00:54:35,060
-You call her.
-No, you call her.
949
00:54:35,230 --> 00:54:39,520
Oh, no. I’ll call her.
But you can deal with the aunties.
950
00:54:41,150 --> 00:54:43,360
Gigi.
951
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,900
-I'll call her.
-(LAUGHS)
952
00:54:46,490 --> 00:54:50,450
-Baby, I'm gonna call my mum quickly, okay?
-G'wan. We don’t need you here, English boy!
953
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,740
(ALL LAUGHING)
954
00:54:52,910 --> 00:54:56,660
-Tell her to bring Red Stripe!
-(ALL LAUGHING)
955
00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:59,420
There’s an impromptu party at your place
956
00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:03,460
where your estranged son
is going to introduce
957
00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:06,590
-his secret fiancée and--
-Girlfriend.
958
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,840
-They’re pretending they’re not engaged.
-Right.
959
00:55:10,010 --> 00:55:14,100
And I’ve got a feeling that she’s pregnant
and Melvin doesn’t know.
960
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:16,180
-Wow.
-Uh huh.
961
00:55:16,350 --> 00:55:18,600
And... and why do you think that?
962
00:55:18,770 --> 00:55:21,770
-Mothers know these things, single man.
-Uh huh.
963
00:55:21,940 --> 00:55:26,190
Right. And you think that...
that with all this going on,
964
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:29,860
that you introducing me-- Yeah?
965
00:55:30,030 --> 00:55:33,200
Introducing us is gonna be
the controversy of the night?
966
00:55:33,370 --> 00:55:36,580
-Yep!
-My God, why?
967
00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:39,040
Darling, please
don’t make me state the obvious.
968
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,880
Yeah, but they sort of...
They kind of know already, don't they?
969
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,960
Well, kind of, sort of knowing
is not the same
970
00:55:45,130 --> 00:55:49,930
as me going, "Hey,
this handsome white man is mm..." Yeah.
971
00:55:50,090 --> 00:55:54,180
-Hey, hey, hey! My boyfriend!
-(PHONE RINGS) Smelly!
972
00:55:54,350 --> 00:55:56,810
(SHIRLEY) How’s the party going?
How's Miss Lisa?
973
00:55:56,970 --> 00:55:59,020
She’s talking
in a horrific Ja-fake-can accent.
974
00:55:59,180 --> 00:56:02,480
-And the uncles are loving it, and her.-Well, it can be a challenging,
975
00:56:02,650 --> 00:56:04,480
adapting to a new culture.
976
00:56:04,650 --> 00:56:08,690
People are often afraid of the unfamiliar.
977
00:56:08,860 --> 00:56:10,780
But if it’s worth it, it’s worth it, Mum.
978
00:56:10,950 --> 00:56:13,450
Listen, we need
more Wray and Nephew and Red Stripe.
979
00:56:13,620 --> 00:56:16,830
-I'm already on it. Shit.
-All right.
980
00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:18,580
Oh, God.
981
00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:22,370
-Look, Melvin, I’ll see you at home.
-All right. Bye.
982
00:56:22,540 --> 00:56:26,090
We’re friends, okay? Just friends, okay?
983
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:29,260
-Shirley?
-Good evening, Bilal.
984
00:56:29,420 --> 00:56:34,390
How is it you look more beautiful than
the 19-year-old girl that I married, eh?
985
00:56:34,550 --> 00:56:36,050
(KISSES LOUDLY)
986
00:56:36,220 --> 00:56:39,890
What you’re seeing is happiness.
987
00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,140
-Single life will do that to you.
-Is that so?
988
00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:46,230
-Bilal. How are you?
-Richard. Very well, thanks.
989
00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,230
-I’m Shirley’s husband--
-Ex.
990
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,070
-Ex-husband.
-Yeah.
991
00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:53,030
You know what they say, Richard?
992
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:56,280
"Children keep you married for life."
993
00:56:56,450 --> 00:56:59,080
-You know what I’m saying?
-Children keep you locked for life.
994
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,870
-Isn't that what they say?
-Well...
995
00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:06,290
Love, marriage, relationships.
996
00:57:06,460 --> 00:57:08,460
-All a matter of perspective.
-Hmm.
997
00:57:08,630 --> 00:57:11,550
I seem to remember
that it was your perspective
998
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,090
that was the issue
in the first place, Bilal.
999
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:18,010
Do you see how she still loves me,
Richard, eh? (CHUCKLES)
1000
00:57:21,680 --> 00:57:25,520
Look, I'll just... go to the checkout.
1001
00:57:25,690 --> 00:57:26,940
-Good to meet you.
-Mmm.
1002
00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:33,700
Hmm? I didn't know
you liked vanilla in your tea.
1003
00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:36,780
-What on earth are you talking about?
-Isn’t that a white man?
1004
00:57:36,810 --> 00:57:39,770
That is a Richard.
And so what if he is?
1005
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,000
-How is it even your business?
-Any change?
1006
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,210
-We’re singing for charity.
-Oh, no, no.
1007
00:57:44,370 --> 00:57:46,630
-Please don't sing.
-Oh, yes, please. I love a song.
1008
00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:48,210
Sing, thanks.
1009
00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,510
Deck the hall with boughs of holly...
1010
00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:56,260
Shirley. It stopped being my business
a long time ago.
1011
00:57:56,430 --> 00:57:57,850
But tell me something.
1012
00:57:59,510 --> 00:58:04,140
Do our children know
that you and the white man are...?
1013
00:58:04,310 --> 00:58:08,230
Oh. They don’t know? Hmm.
1014
00:58:09,610 --> 00:58:11,360
(CHUCKLES) I gotta get some extras.
1015
00:58:11,530 --> 00:58:15,240
-You’re not coming to my house?
-Yes, of course.
1016
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,950
-Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la!
-Boobsy invited me.
1017
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,950
I gotta see my boys.
It’s been a long while.
1018
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,120
And how is your other son, Bilal?
1019
00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:29,380
The baby's fine.
Haven't seen him for a while either.
1020
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,550
You know, I spend most of my days
just feeling sorry...
1021
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:45,480
Sing her another song, eh? (CHUCKLES)
1022
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,310
Silent night
1023
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,230
I’ll see you at home, hmm?
Bring the white boy. (CHUCKLES)
1024
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:55,070
The white boy?
1025
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:59,200
Richard is busy, thank you very much.
1026
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,780
Oh, do shut up!
1027
00:59:01,950 --> 00:59:05,330
Gigi, I think he's really into this girl.
I'm just warning you.
1028
00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:07,790
-Didn't see the way he looked at me.
-Don't get gassed.
1029
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,040
(BOOBSY) You’re not welcome
round here no more.
1030
00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:11,590
-What's she doing here?
-I dunno.
1031
00:59:11,750 --> 00:59:13,840
No. What are you doing here?
1032
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,590
-It’s a family affair! (LAUGHS)
-(BOOBSY) Yes!
1033
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:26,850
-You are right. Shit. (LAUGHS)
-I have to pass, man!
1034
00:59:27,020 --> 00:59:31,520
-Wagwan, family!
-What? The superstar has come home!
1035
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:35,320
-My daughter, my pride and joy.
-Dad! How are you?
1036
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,780
Can I please have your autograph
so I can sell it and get rich quick?
1037
00:59:38,950 --> 00:59:40,160
(BOTH LAUGH)
1038
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:43,530
-Love you too, Dad. Come here.
-Get off.
1039
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:44,790
Oh, Mum!
1040
00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:54,710
Stand your ground. This is old news.
You are today's newspaper.
1041
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:56,590
(CHUCKLES)
1042
00:59:56,760 --> 01:00:00,340
-Where are you going, pretty girl?
-Auntie Valerie.
1043
01:00:00,510 --> 01:00:04,510
Auntie Valerie. Have you met
Melvin’s new lady Lisa?
1044
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:10,480
Yeah, I briefly met the soon-to-be
Mrs. McKenzie yesterday.
1045
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:13,560
Oh, we’re not engaged.
1046
01:00:13,730 --> 01:00:16,070
Oh, sorry, must've missed a beat.
1047
01:00:16,230 --> 01:00:18,990
Well, that’s a little odd
for someone of your gifts.
1048
01:00:19,150 --> 01:00:22,320
Nothing wrong with my hearing.
Hollywood tends to embellish the truth.
1049
01:00:22,490 --> 01:00:24,990
-What have you done?
-I didn’t know she was gonna be here.
1050
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:28,290
-Yes, you did, man.
-(SIGHS) Yeah, I did still.
1051
01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:30,910
Well, as a fan of your music
and now meeting you,
1052
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:33,500
sometimes the truth can be disappointing.
1053
01:00:33,670 --> 01:00:35,460
-(OTHERS GASP)
-What did she just say?
1054
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:39,210
-(MUSIC PLAYING)
-Yo! Josh! Josh!
1055
01:00:39,380 --> 01:00:40,800
(MELVIN) Big tune!
1056
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,050
Come on, Josh!
1057
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,280
Devil music!
1058
01:01:28,010 --> 01:01:31,080
When you were 16, I thought
you’d never get no pum pum.
1059
01:01:31,210 --> 01:01:32,290
Uncle, stop.
1060
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:34,420
Look at you now.
1061
01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:36,960
You know people is gonna 'rass!
1062
01:01:37,130 --> 01:01:39,300
Hollywood, baby! You made it!
1063
01:02:12,790 --> 01:02:14,880
Oh, you love a party, eh?
1064
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:17,420
-Daddy! (SCREAMS)
-(CHUCKLES) Baby
1065
01:02:17,590 --> 01:02:19,670
-(CHUCKLES)
-(GASPS) Yes!
1066
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,630
Does mum know you got a key?
1067
01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:26,470
Nothing like a welcome home
from the McKenzie family.
1068
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:30,430
I bring peace, joy, Red Stripe,
and Wray and Nephew.
1069
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,390
All right! You are welcome then!
1070
01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:36,980
-(SOFTLY) That's my dad.
-You’re a scholar and a gentleman, Bilal.
1071
01:02:37,150 --> 01:02:39,820
Yes, man. Come in! (CHUCKLES)
1072
01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:43,450
Oh! Well...
1073
01:02:43,610 --> 01:02:47,370
Two beautiful ladies gracing our presence.
1074
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:49,290
I honour both your energies.
1075
01:02:49,450 --> 01:02:51,870
Georgia, I’m proud of you.
1076
01:02:52,040 --> 01:02:54,290
-Bilal, I missed you.
-Aw! (CHUCKLES)
1077
01:02:56,670 --> 01:03:01,010
And you must be the lady
I heard about on National TV.
1078
01:03:01,170 --> 01:03:03,300
-Bilal.
-Lisa.
1079
01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:06,090
Wow. Gorgeous!
1080
01:03:06,260 --> 01:03:07,890
(CHUCKLES)
1081
01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,640
Welcome.
1082
01:03:09,810 --> 01:03:11,100
You know, I sing in a band.
1083
01:03:11,270 --> 01:03:15,690
Papi, you still know how
to make an entrance, oh.
1084
01:03:15,850 --> 01:03:19,320
-Look at you, you Black bastard!
-(LAUGHS)
1085
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,740
-Oi!
-Billy!
1086
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:24,780
Let's get busy! Come on!
1087
01:03:24,950 --> 01:03:27,410
Now go curry this goat. Come on!
1088
01:03:30,700 --> 01:03:34,080
-(BILAL) Boobsy, you're putting on weight!
-(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1089
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:36,750
(BILAL) Look at it! Look at it outside.
1090
01:03:38,290 --> 01:03:40,380
Aren't you going to say anything?
1091
01:03:40,450 --> 01:03:41,570
What is there to say?
1092
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,720
-You’re embarrassed by me.
-Ugh!
1093
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,800
Why am I embarrassed by you, Richard?
1094
01:03:47,970 --> 01:03:50,430
Because I am not of your culture.
1095
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,180
You’re not Black.
1096
01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:53,680
And that matters to who?
1097
01:03:53,850 --> 01:03:56,690
-Well, it might matter to my kids.
-I’ve hardly met your kids.
1098
01:03:56,850 --> 01:04:00,060
Their father, so pretty much my kids.
1099
01:04:00,230 --> 01:04:02,400
So this is about...
(IN DEEP VOICE) Bilal?
1100
01:04:03,690 --> 01:04:06,490
-Richard.
-No. Come on.
1101
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:10,810
Well, he’s very... bloody...
1102
01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,260
Well, he’s very bloody charming, isn’t he?
1103
01:04:14,430 --> 01:04:17,640
He is. He’s very impressive.
1104
01:04:17,810 --> 01:04:19,770
-I like him.
-It's not about Bilal.
1105
01:04:22,810 --> 01:04:27,030
Look, I've raised my children
in a different time.
1106
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:31,450
And during that time...
1107
01:04:31,610 --> 01:04:35,780
...raising Black children was challenging.
1108
01:04:35,950 --> 01:04:37,830
You know, to... (SIGHS)
1109
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:43,170
It was challenging to teach them
1110
01:04:43,330 --> 01:04:47,050
to be open and loving to everyone
1111
01:04:47,210 --> 01:04:51,260
and, at the same time, take pride
in who they saw in the mirror.
1112
01:04:52,980 --> 01:04:55,400
When you we have that self-love,
1113
01:04:56,750 --> 01:04:59,460
you very often choose a partner
1114
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:04,450
that is the mirror image of that self-love.
1115
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:07,530
And by that, I’m not saying that,
by choosing you...
1116
01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,700
(CHUCKLES) Don't laugh.
1117
01:05:09,870 --> 01:05:11,830
-Oh, look, I don't know.
-I love you.
1118
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,410
I love you.
1119
01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:16,830
(SHIRLEY) Okay.
1120
01:05:17,830 --> 01:05:19,170
Well...
1121
01:05:21,590 --> 01:05:23,420
(TURNS RADIO VOLUME UP)
1122
01:05:23,590 --> 01:05:25,880
("SWEET LOVE" BY ANITA BAKER PLAYING)
1123
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:42,780
With all my heart I love you, baby
1124
01:05:42,940 --> 01:05:45,700
Stay with me
1125
01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:49,490
And you will see my arms
1126
01:05:50,490 --> 01:05:54,080
Will hold you, baby
1127
01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:58,580
Never leave, 'cause I believe
1128
01:05:58,750 --> 01:06:04,050
I'm in love, sweet love
1129
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:07,800
Hear me calling out your name
1130
01:06:07,970 --> 01:06:09,510
I feel no shame
1131
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:14,430
I'm in love, sweet love...
1132
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:18,390
-Yo, bro. Whoa. Fam, wagwam?
-(PANTING) Oh, sh...
1133
01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:23,360
-Is Joseph here?
-Why the hell would Joseph be here?
1134
01:06:23,530 --> 01:06:26,900
You said he wouldn’t be home.
(PANTING)
1135
01:06:27,070 --> 01:06:28,780
Jermaine. Jermaine, look at me.
1136
01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:30,240
Hey, look at me!
1137
01:06:30,410 --> 01:06:32,910
Did he see the painting?
1138
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:35,500
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-Shit!
1139
01:06:39,460 --> 01:06:41,710
Ahh. Oh boy.
1140
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,700
God bless Jamaica.
1141
01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:45,060
Jehovah bless Jamaica.
1142
01:06:45,230 --> 01:06:49,570
Don’t nobody start your politics.
Just start the game.
1143
01:06:49,820 --> 01:06:51,560
You must call Him by his name, oh.
1144
01:06:52,530 --> 01:06:56,240
-Who said God's a he?
-Oh, here we go. Please!
1145
01:06:56,410 --> 01:06:59,900
Don’t give us none
of this new-age hippie bullshit.
1146
01:07:00,090 --> 01:07:01,910
Melvin, come on, fella,
talk to your missus.
1147
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:03,500
(CHUCKLES)
1148
01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:07,710
I’m just saying. Men don’t create life.
They don’t bring a child into this world--
1149
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,840
-They destroy them.
-Amen!
1150
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,760
So, just maybe, God is a woman.
1151
01:07:15,050 --> 01:07:17,050
(MEN LAUGHING)
1152
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:19,970
Lisa will play on my team.
1153
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:23,220
Bilal, the game is now serious.
Are we involving the women?
1154
01:07:23,390 --> 01:07:25,770
Excuse me?
1155
01:07:25,940 --> 01:07:28,650
-We are involving the women.
-(LAUGHING)
1156
01:07:28,810 --> 01:07:31,070
Georgia, come join your father.
1157
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:35,780
Dad, I wouldn’t want to embarrass anyone.
1158
01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:38,530
Well, I’m new to the game, so don’t worry.
1159
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,030
Well, it's not just a game to this family.
1160
01:07:41,200 --> 01:07:43,910
I’m a quick learner,
especially when the stakes are so high,
1161
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:46,540
and family is everything to me.
1162
01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:48,960
And yet, you decided
to spend your time with us.
1163
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:51,710
Well, that’s because
this family is growing, Georgia.
1164
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:53,550
Don’t worry, I won’t take much space.
1165
01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,970
-Has anyone got any whisky?
-Drink rum, man!
1166
01:07:56,130 --> 01:07:58,550
-Rum!
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
1167
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:02,350
-(MELVIN) What are you guys doing?
-(JOSH) No, no, no, no. Please, please!
1168
01:08:03,930 --> 01:08:07,350
Hollywood Melvs, ya know. Wagwan?
1169
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:08,810
How you doing, Joseph?
1170
01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:10,400
"How you doing, Joseph?"
1171
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,150
Bruv, do you know what?
I can’t even say you sold out.
1172
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,110
You’ve been committed to sounding
like a white man from day.
1173
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:18,570
What's good though, gold chains?
1174
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:22,240
What's LA saying?
Any white girls? Beach babes?
1175
01:08:22,410 --> 01:08:25,160
Bring me in, bro.
1176
01:08:25,330 --> 01:08:28,620
-Ain't got no time for this. All right?
-Melvs! Melvs, book me a flight!
1177
01:08:28,790 --> 01:08:30,960
-What's the matter with you lot?
-(JOSEPH) Family!
1178
01:08:31,130 --> 01:08:33,880
How we say? Me deya!
1179
01:08:35,340 --> 01:08:38,420
-(THUDS)
-(ALL LAUGH)
1180
01:08:38,590 --> 01:08:41,430
Lisa, it's not your turn.
1181
01:08:41,590 --> 01:08:44,810
-Oh, sorry!
-But I like the spirit.
1182
01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:48,180
A bit premature for a victory dance.
1183
01:08:48,350 --> 01:08:50,520
Not when you already know
the outcome of the game.
1184
01:08:50,690 --> 01:08:52,230
-Babe, we should get home?
-Back off.
1185
01:08:52,290 --> 01:08:53,660
Back off.
1186
01:08:58,900 --> 01:08:59,900
(CHUCKLES)
1187
01:09:02,030 --> 01:09:04,330
Um, step in, man dem.
1188
01:09:04,490 --> 01:09:07,580
-Come on. Wagwam, cuz? You all right?
-Yeah.
1189
01:09:07,750 --> 01:09:11,290
All right, so... Oh!
1190
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:13,080
What you lot saying though?
1191
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,710
You all right?
1192
01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:19,630
You lot eaten? Huh?
You lot need to eat, man.
1193
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:21,760
Look at this stuff.
1194
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,310
Beautiful, isn't it? So buff.
1195
01:09:28,470 --> 01:09:30,060
I love it. I love it.
1196
01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:32,810
-So wagwan. What you lot saying?
-No, listen...
1197
01:09:32,980 --> 01:09:35,900
-(YELPS)
-Come here, wagwan?
1198
01:09:36,070 --> 01:09:39,280
You all right? It's cool. It's cool, cuz.
1199
01:09:39,440 --> 01:09:40,900
'Cause I'm the dickhead. Yeah?
1200
01:09:41,070 --> 01:09:43,070
I’m the dickhead chasing you
through Westfield,
1201
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,120
whose warning you won’t heed.
1202
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,450
I’m the dickhead whose girl broke up with me
1203
01:09:47,620 --> 01:09:49,160
because of my little cousin.
1204
01:09:49,330 --> 01:09:50,750
So thank you, bruv.
1205
01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:52,670
She did? It’s official?
1206
01:09:52,830 --> 01:09:55,290
-Do you want me to...
-Joseph, You don’t want to do this.
1207
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:57,800
You don't really love her.
It’s just your ego, my bro.
1208
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:01,010
Yo, you know you’re my cousin, init.
And it's Christmas for God's sake!
1209
01:10:01,170 --> 01:10:04,300
Technically, Christmas
is a time for giving.
1210
01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:08,100
And forgiving.
And plus she liked Josh’s paintings.
1211
01:10:08,260 --> 01:10:10,640
That you painted for her,
lickle fassie-hole. Shut up.
1212
01:10:10,810 --> 01:10:12,390
(GRUNTS)
1213
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:16,610
-Oh, shit.
-Dedicated.
1214
01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:27,660
Oi! Ya fucking... (GRUNTS)
1215
01:10:29,450 --> 01:10:32,330
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yes, baby!
-(GRUNTS)
1216
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,040
-(GRUNTING)
-Show me your strength!
1217
01:10:37,540 --> 01:10:39,210
Wagwan? Yeah!
1218
01:10:39,380 --> 01:10:42,210
-What's going on? What's going on?
-(GRUNTS)
1219
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,340
Let's go, go on. Show me what you're on.
1220
01:10:44,510 --> 01:10:46,640
-Wagwan.
-(GRUNTS)
1221
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:50,600
(GRUNTS) Come on, cuz! Come on.
1222
01:10:50,760 --> 01:10:53,020
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1223
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,020
Hey, no, no, no!
1224
01:10:57,190 --> 01:10:59,570
Pick another one, man.
Mum will kill us.
1225
01:11:01,940 --> 01:11:05,530
Yes, okay. Yeah. That's true.
1226
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:08,160
-Trying again.
-(GRUNTS)
1227
01:11:08,270 --> 01:11:10,020
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1228
01:11:10,190 --> 01:11:13,480
Come on, Bilal! Send it!
1229
01:11:13,650 --> 01:11:16,490
(GIGGLES)
Make sure you study your opponent, you know.
1230
01:11:16,650 --> 01:11:19,280
I dunno, Uncle Kirk.
She’s looking kind of shook.
1231
01:11:19,450 --> 01:11:21,450
(CLINT) Watch how she disappoints
her country.
1232
01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:22,700
(ALL LAUGH)
1233
01:11:22,870 --> 01:11:25,750
Baby girl, we don’t shiver nor shake
where I’m from.
1234
01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:29,960
-What are you saying? What are you saying?
-Domino, shawty! What’s happening!
1235
01:11:30,130 --> 01:11:31,790
(ALL CHEER)
1236
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,300
-Give me five, Georgia.
-Hey! Hey!
1237
01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:37,010
(LISA LAUGHING)
(CLINT) Another glass.
1238
01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:38,800
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-(CHUCKLING)
1239
01:11:38,970 --> 01:11:42,600
-You're not gonna drink with us?
-I’m good for now.
1240
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:45,430
(GEORGIA) It's just that Wray and Nephew
is a family tradition.
1241
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,440
-Are you religious? Muslim?
-Muslim?
1242
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:51,150
(JANET) Who bring Muhammad in this house?
(CHUCKLES)
1243
01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:55,150
Actually, my family actually leans
a bit more towards African spirituality.
1244
01:11:55,320 --> 01:11:58,700
-Juju!
-Voodoo business! (GIGGLES)
1245
01:11:58,860 --> 01:12:02,490
A little advice, you’re gonna have
to get down with traditions of this family.
1246
01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:04,490
I think I’ll be all right.
1247
01:12:06,450 --> 01:12:09,040
Just a little advice to keep your man happy.
1248
01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:10,500
(SCOFFS)
1249
01:12:12,670 --> 01:12:14,960
That's funny coming
from someone who can’t keep a man.
1250
01:12:15,130 --> 01:12:17,660
-(MEN GASP)
-(GEORGIA) Excuse me?
1251
01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:21,680
Listen, you American fantasy.
You know nothing about what I can do.
1252
01:12:21,840 --> 01:12:24,680
If Bilal and Miss Shirley never split,
you’d never have met.
1253
01:12:24,850 --> 01:12:27,220
-You’re a rebound, a convenience.
-Georgia!
1254
01:12:27,390 --> 01:12:30,520
No, no, no. Hey, it's cool.
Let’s cut the bullshit.
1255
01:12:30,690 --> 01:12:33,770
-Oh, it’s cut.
-(ALL MURMURING)
1256
01:12:33,940 --> 01:12:37,070
You’re hurt. I get it.
You didn’t know I existed.
1257
01:12:37,230 --> 01:12:40,320
Maybe you thought you two would someday
find your way back to each other,
1258
01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:43,870
and I’m sorry for that,
but that’s not the way this story ends.
1259
01:12:44,030 --> 01:12:46,740
-Georgia, come on, darling.
-You sure about that?
1260
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:50,000
You’re not even sure if you’ve got a ring.
1261
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:51,870
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
1262
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:53,330
Little girl,
1263
01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:56,500
I’m sure that you weren’t even a thought
before yesterday.
1264
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,220
-(BILLY) Well. G? G-- Georgia?
-Oh, no, Georgia.
1265
01:13:01,380 --> 01:13:03,090
Georgia!
1266
01:13:03,260 --> 01:13:05,850
-(CLINT) Caroline, come and sit down.
-Are you okay?
1267
01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:10,060
I should go.
1268
01:13:10,230 --> 01:13:11,890
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1269
01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,480
If God was a woman, we’d all be fucked.
1270
01:13:16,650 --> 01:13:19,400
-(CHUCKLES)
-(ALL GROAN)
1271
01:13:22,820 --> 01:13:27,370
-Hey.
-Whoa. Hey.
1272
01:13:27,540 --> 01:13:29,620
I forgot how cute you are
when you’re nervous.
1273
01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,250
I’m not nervous.
1274
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:35,670
All alone with your ex in your garden,
1275
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:38,000
family and fiancée
on the other side of the door.
1276
01:13:38,170 --> 01:13:41,880
-(GEORGIA) I’d say it’s okay to be nervous.
-Yeah.
1277
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,220
I saw the way you looked at me last night.
1278
01:13:54,770 --> 01:14:00,070
Yeah, it’s crazy.
You’re a superstar now, Georgia.
1279
01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:05,570
Do you remember what you said to me
when you first asked me out?
1280
01:14:11,370 --> 01:14:12,910
Choose me.
1281
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:35,640
Lisa? Lisa!
1282
01:14:40,190 --> 01:14:42,900
Lisa! Lisa!
1283
01:14:49,950 --> 01:14:53,160
Lisa, please!
Lisa, wait, wait, wait! Please!
1284
01:14:53,330 --> 01:14:55,000
-Baby? Babe, listen.
-No!
1285
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,290
Babe, that was a mistake.
1286
01:14:56,460 --> 01:14:58,540
Stop. So Is that why
you didn’t tell me about her?
1287
01:14:58,710 --> 01:15:01,630
-Because you two were still in love?
-I love you. That's it!
1288
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:04,470
-It doesn’t have to be a big deal.
-What? God!
1289
01:15:04,630 --> 01:15:08,680
She still loves you!
They all love her and you know!
1290
01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:13,220
-Just... This is a big fucking deal, Melvin!
-Listen to me, darling, I promise you.
1291
01:15:13,390 --> 01:15:14,890
-It's just me and you, okay?
-No!
1292
01:15:15,060 --> 01:15:17,600
-No. No.
-It's just you and me, babe. I promise you.
1293
01:15:17,770 --> 01:15:19,610
Believe that, please!
1294
01:15:19,770 --> 01:15:21,770
You have just shown me
in the worst kind of way
1295
01:15:21,940 --> 01:15:25,610
that it has never been just you and me.
1296
01:15:31,410 --> 01:15:35,250
I’ve been so worried about what you want.
1297
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:43,050
I got a great job opportunity
in New Zealand.
1298
01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:46,470
I’m taking it.
1299
01:15:54,350 --> 01:15:57,390
-(GLASS CRASHES)
-(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1300
01:15:59,190 --> 01:16:02,190
Lisa! Lisa--
1301
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,070
Lisa!
1302
01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,410
-Hey, Melvin!
-What!
1303
01:16:09,570 --> 01:16:12,870
-Look!
-What happened?
1304
01:16:13,030 --> 01:16:15,290
-Gigi. Gigi, Gigi.
-No!
1305
01:16:15,450 --> 01:16:18,910
-Has anyone got a key? Anyone got a key?
-(CLINT) What did you do to her? Huh?
1306
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:21,750
You Hollywood bastard!
You come back after all these years
1307
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,540
-and no apology.
-Relationships end!
1308
01:16:23,710 --> 01:16:25,960
(CLINT) The son will inherit
the sins of the father.
1309
01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:28,800
Just because your father shitted
on your life does not mean
1310
01:16:28,970 --> 01:16:31,840
-you get to shit on my daughter!
-(EVERYONE SHOUTING)
1311
01:16:32,010 --> 01:16:34,470
Who are you talking to?
Who are you talking to?
1312
01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,230
Respect your elders now.
How dare you, idiot!
1313
01:16:42,860 --> 01:16:45,230
-Boobsy, don't--
-‘Unno, behave yourself.
1314
01:16:45,400 --> 01:16:46,820
-What?
-Yes, Uncle.
1315
01:16:46,980 --> 01:16:49,450
-Ohh!
-(ALL GASP)
1316
01:16:49,610 --> 01:16:52,450
(ALL CHATTERING)
1317
01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:58,870
This was a Versace!
1318
01:17:04,670 --> 01:17:09,170
(ALL SHOUTING AND LAUGHING)
1319
01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:11,840
Come on, let’s do this.
1320
01:17:29,530 --> 01:17:31,860
-Oi!
-(CHATTERING STOPS)
1321
01:17:33,110 --> 01:17:36,950
Are you taking the piss?
Leave you in my house and you go--
1322
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:38,540
-Oh, God! Shirley!
-(THUDS)
1323
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:44,750
(SHIRLEY GROANING) Oh, Lord have mercy!
1324
01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:48,420
-(BILAL) Hey, Shirley, you're lucky.
-Lucky?
1325
01:17:48,590 --> 01:17:52,050
-I've got my nativity show tomorrow.
-Don’t worry about that. It'll be all right.
1326
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:54,970
Yeah, Mum, we could help you
with that as well, and Boxing Day.
1327
01:17:55,140 --> 01:17:57,680
(SHIRLEY) Oh? Now you wanna help me, Aretha?
1328
01:17:57,850 --> 01:17:59,100
Wow. Okay?
1329
01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:03,020
-You guys mash up my house. Get off!
-Shirley.
1330
01:18:03,110 --> 01:18:07,440
(CHATTERING)
1331
01:18:07,610 --> 01:18:09,280
Everyone out.
1332
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:12,950
-(BILAL) Shirl, come on! Come on!
-Now! Everyone get out of my house!
1333
01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:15,450
Clint? We gotta go.
1334
01:18:15,610 --> 01:18:17,870
You, Melvin, upstairs!
1335
01:18:18,030 --> 01:18:22,460
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1336
01:18:25,540 --> 01:18:28,000
-You all right, Mum?
-(SHIRLEY SIGHS)
1337
01:18:28,170 --> 01:18:31,550
-You okay?
-Where's Lisa?
1338
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:36,140
She had to go back.
I gotta go and see her.
1339
01:18:37,550 --> 01:18:40,510
-Did you know that she’s pregnant?
-What?
1340
01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:42,350
Did you know
1341
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,100
-that your fiancée is pregnant?
-Well, hold on.
1342
01:18:45,270 --> 01:18:48,990
-Did she speak to you about something?
-She didn’t have to say anything.
1343
01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:53,440
I’m watching this beautiful young woman
who loves you,
1344
01:18:53,610 --> 01:18:56,160
hiding her shit because
she doesn't have the confidence
1345
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:58,250
that you've got your shit together.
1346
01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:01,700
-Are you ashamed of us?
-Mum, I can't deal with this.
1347
01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:05,710
-Yeah, go on. Run. Run like your father.
-Why are you talking to me like that?
1348
01:19:05,870 --> 01:19:10,800
What your dad did to me and this family
was messed up.
1349
01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:14,840
How I handled it was messed up.
1350
01:19:15,010 --> 01:19:16,380
But you,
1351
01:19:16,550 --> 01:19:20,890
jumping on a plane
and not talking to us for months on end,
1352
01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:24,850
running away
without a proper explanation to Georgia,
1353
01:19:25,020 --> 01:19:28,520
and then turning up here
with your pregnant fiancée,
1354
01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:31,520
and walking her straight
into this shit blindly,
1355
01:19:31,690 --> 01:19:34,280
now it's that you should be ashamed of.
1356
01:19:35,990 --> 01:19:39,780
Now, leave my house.
1357
01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:42,200
Boxing Day is off.
1358
01:19:48,210 --> 01:19:51,040
(MS. LONDON ON SPEAKER)You need me to come out there?
1359
01:19:51,210 --> 01:19:55,130
No. Just meet me in New Zealand.
1360
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:57,630
(MS. LONDON)You already know. I got you.
1361
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:02,600
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1362
01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:06,480
(MELVIN) Lisa,
can you open the door, please?
1363
01:20:11,150 --> 01:20:13,150
I've got a key,
but I don’t wanna just come in.
1364
01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:15,480
I want you to want me to come in.
1365
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,410
Babe, you’re pregnant.
1366
01:20:23,580 --> 01:20:25,700
Why not tell me?
Why carry that by yourself?
1367
01:20:25,870 --> 01:20:27,410
(LISA SNUFFLES SOFTLY)
1368
01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:34,210
I know I can be a scared little shit.
1369
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:39,260
(MELVIN) I'm a scared little shit.
1370
01:20:39,430 --> 01:20:42,850
But I love you, and I promise you
I will do anything to make our life perfect.
1371
01:20:45,390 --> 01:20:48,480
(MELVIN) You're right.
I should’ve told you about Georgia.
1372
01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:52,060
I just...
1373
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:59,320
I didn’t want you to see
how much of a coward I can be.
1374
01:21:00,320 --> 01:21:02,160
(MELVIN) Lisa, I'm sorry. I love you,
1375
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:05,160
and I want to spend
the rest of my life with you.
1376
01:21:06,950 --> 01:21:09,750
-Lisa?
-(LISA) Melvin...
1377
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:17,840
I need you to go.
1378
01:21:20,050 --> 01:21:24,600
("TONIGHT MAY HAVE TO LAST ME ALL MY LIFE"
BY NANCY WILSON PLAYING)
1379
01:21:28,140 --> 01:21:30,850
Hold me close to you
1380
01:21:32,810 --> 01:21:35,190
Say you love me too
1381
01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:42,070
Tonight may have to last me
1382
01:21:42,240 --> 01:21:44,780
All my life
1383
01:21:52,330 --> 01:21:57,380
Leave a memory
1384
01:22:01,010 --> 01:22:06,010
To keep me company
1385
01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:11,770
Tonight
1386
01:22:11,930 --> 01:22:15,860
May have to last me
1387
01:22:16,020 --> 01:22:19,780
All my life
1388
01:22:24,660 --> 01:22:29,160
Then, when I'm alone...
1389
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:32,000
(KNOCKS)
1390
01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:36,880
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
1391
01:22:49,810 --> 01:22:52,730
Clap your hands and stomp your feet.
1392
01:22:52,890 --> 01:22:56,190
This happens to be a Bilal special treat.
1393
01:22:56,350 --> 01:22:58,360
Style can't spoil.
1394
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,900
(CROWD CHEERING)
1395
01:23:01,070 --> 01:23:03,860
Hold on tight. Merry Christmas, everybody.
1396
01:23:15,160 --> 01:23:19,960
(BILAL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1397
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,070
Here, a good life.
1398
01:23:50,950 --> 01:23:53,080
-It’s all we know.
-(GLASSES CLINK)
1399
01:23:59,170 --> 01:24:01,630
Tonight, I realised I’m just like you.
1400
01:24:03,380 --> 01:24:05,840
I ruined the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1401
01:24:09,510 --> 01:24:11,720
I like her.
1402
01:24:11,890 --> 01:24:14,970
Strong. Good manners.
1403
01:24:15,140 --> 01:24:17,270
Beautiful. (CHUCKLES)
1404
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:20,270
Maybe we are alike, eh? (CHUCKLES)
1405
01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:24,730
-Lisa’s pregnant, Dad.
-Hmmm...
1406
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:26,280
Well...
1407
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:30,030
Congratulations.
1408
01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:35,580
I’ve never known if I wanted to be a dad.
1409
01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:37,960
-Children are a blessing, son.
-(MELVIN CHUCKLES)
1410
01:24:39,170 --> 01:24:41,250
That’s easy for you to say, innit?
1411
01:24:41,420 --> 01:24:44,250
Your generation were getting women
pregnant left, right, and centre.
1412
01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:46,380
I only had one family.
1413
01:24:47,510 --> 01:24:49,930
But you let us down, Dad.
1414
01:24:50,090 --> 01:24:51,970
You let me down.
1415
01:24:54,390 --> 01:24:59,350
All these years I spent trying
to... live into some...
1416
01:25:01,650 --> 01:25:04,820
...expectation for me, all for you to...
1417
01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:10,990
All so I could what?
1418
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,120
You broke my heart, Dad.
1419
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:23,290
Made me think that nothing was real.
1420
01:25:23,460 --> 01:25:25,540
And I judged you severely for it.
1421
01:25:25,710 --> 01:25:27,300
(MELVIN SIGHS)
1422
01:25:27,460 --> 01:25:28,710
I know.
1423
01:25:30,380 --> 01:25:33,140
Now I know life is just complicated.
1424
01:25:35,260 --> 01:25:37,970
I could've done better by Shirley, you know.
1425
01:25:40,600 --> 01:25:42,230
Shirley is a...
1426
01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:46,110
She's a wonderful woman.
1427
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:51,560
A good mother and a wife that...
1428
01:25:55,320 --> 01:26:00,290
(SIGHS) I'm gonna regret losing
for the rest of my life.
1429
01:26:00,450 --> 01:26:04,250
All my mistakes...
1430
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:09,210
the way I've done things...
1431
01:26:12,220 --> 01:26:14,760
is no way a reflection of...
1432
01:26:15,890 --> 01:26:18,350
the love that I had for you all.
1433
01:26:18,510 --> 01:26:21,270
The love I got for you, Melvin.
1434
01:26:21,430 --> 01:26:25,480
All my indiscretions, I had
to take a look at myself in the mirror.
1435
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:28,820
And I’m humbled to the fact that...
1436
01:26:32,820 --> 01:26:35,950
I am an imperfect human being.
1437
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:39,240
I gotta live with that.
Tell me something, son.
1438
01:26:41,450 --> 01:26:42,540
What are you scared of?
1439
01:26:45,250 --> 01:26:47,130
Scared I'm not ready.
1440
01:26:49,590 --> 01:26:50,590
(SIGHS)
1441
01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,090
I don’t want to hurt her.
1442
01:26:57,930 --> 01:27:00,470
(SIGHS) I’m scared I’d fail.
1443
01:27:04,350 --> 01:27:07,480
And I ain’t got no business being a father.
1444
01:27:09,270 --> 01:27:11,650
Hearing you say all that...
1445
01:27:13,320 --> 01:27:15,780
It only tells me one thing.
1446
01:27:15,950 --> 01:27:19,700
You are ready.
1447
01:27:22,410 --> 01:27:25,410
(SLOW R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
1448
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:32,920
(PHONE VIBRATES)
1449
01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:45,100
(PEBBLE TAPS WINDOW)
1450
01:28:05,660 --> 01:28:10,630
(RADIO NEWS PLAYING)
1451
01:28:10,790 --> 01:28:13,920
(SNORING)
1452
01:28:14,090 --> 01:28:16,670
-Morning!
-(GRUNTS)
1453
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,970
There you go. Dad, you forget about me
‘cause Melvin’s home, yeah?
1454
01:28:20,140 --> 01:28:23,560
You get rich and switch.
I thought I was your favourite?
1455
01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,310
You are my favourite. Come.
1456
01:28:28,310 --> 01:28:30,600
Right. I’ll go wash up.
1457
01:28:30,770 --> 01:28:32,310
(SIGHS)
1458
01:28:35,030 --> 01:28:36,610
It'll be all right in the end.
1459
01:28:36,780 --> 01:28:39,660
If it’s not all right,
then it’s not the end.
1460
01:28:40,820 --> 01:28:44,910
-You look morning ugly stressed, bruv.
-I am stressed.
1461
01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:47,620
I ruined my life last night, Boobsy.
1462
01:28:49,710 --> 01:28:51,330
(CLEARS THROAT)
1463
01:28:54,590 --> 01:28:55,710
What are you watching?
1464
01:28:57,050 --> 01:29:00,010
(SIGHS) The night I proposed.
1465
01:29:01,180 --> 01:29:03,140
You proper love her, innit?
1466
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:09,060
(CHUCKLES) I'm not gonna lie.
1467
01:29:10,730 --> 01:29:13,980
Lisa's all right, man.
She sticks up for herself.
1468
01:29:15,270 --> 01:29:18,110
-You’re gonna be an auntie.
-What?
1469
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,700
Yes.
1470
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:22,410
-What?!
-Oh, God. Get off me, man.
1471
01:29:22,570 --> 01:29:25,580
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
1472
01:29:25,740 --> 01:29:28,330
-What? To an American child?
-Yes, to an American child.
1473
01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:31,080
Daddy, Auntie Boobsy!
1474
01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:33,250
Ewww! (SLAPS)
1475
01:29:33,420 --> 01:29:35,170
Ow! What the hell are you doing that for?
1476
01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:38,300
That is for the future baby mother
bride-to-be.
1477
01:29:38,460 --> 01:29:42,680
Only an American girl
would put up with your shit, bruv.
1478
01:29:42,840 --> 01:29:45,390
Don’t worry, I’m gonna teach her
the London way.
1479
01:29:45,550 --> 01:29:48,470
(GIGGLES) Ah, Auntie Boobsy.
1480
01:29:51,140 --> 01:29:53,310
I gotta fix this.
1481
01:29:53,480 --> 01:29:55,480
-What?
-I need your help.
1482
01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:58,600
How is there not one flight
leaving for New Zealand?
1483
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:02,020
(CHUCKLES) No shit it’s Christmas.
I need to get out of here.
1484
01:30:02,180 --> 01:30:04,640
-(MAN) Come on, mate! Move it!
-Who are you beeping at?
1485
01:30:04,810 --> 01:30:08,060
-What's your problem? Relax, bruv. Relax!
-(CARS BEEPING)
1486
01:30:08,230 --> 01:30:10,480
Five minutes, yeah? Just wait!
1487
01:30:10,650 --> 01:30:13,650
God! All right. Go on, bruv.
Do your thing. Do...
1488
01:30:40,180 --> 01:30:43,850
Bruv. Them things
don’t work no more. Come on.
1489
01:30:46,560 --> 01:30:49,900
-Sorry, mate.
-Yeah, mate, better luck next time.
1490
01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:55,030
(ENGINE STARTS)
1491
01:30:55,190 --> 01:30:58,950
Thank you. If you could reverse, please?
1492
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:02,990
Everyone come out!
I want everyone to see this.
1493
01:31:06,690 --> 01:31:08,820
Who believes in love?
1494
01:31:09,130 --> 01:31:11,590
Well, I believe in love.
1495
01:31:11,750 --> 01:31:15,300
And Joseph, bro, I love you, man.
1496
01:31:15,460 --> 01:31:18,260
-What?
-I do! I love you.
1497
01:31:18,430 --> 01:31:21,680
(JOSEPH) But you hurt me, man.
Like, literally hurt me.
1498
01:31:22,890 --> 01:31:28,230
See that girl up there?
Alison, she's special to me.
1499
01:31:29,850 --> 01:31:34,690
So no matter how many times you punch me up,
chase me, or threaten me,
1500
01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:38,490
it’s not going to change
the way I feel about her.
1501
01:31:38,650 --> 01:31:40,870
So what do you want to do?
1502
01:31:42,070 --> 01:31:44,580
-(GRUNTS)
-You and your dumb speech, man.
1503
01:31:44,740 --> 01:31:46,540
Listen.
1504
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:51,420
Alison needs a man, not a boy.
1505
01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:55,380
Now go back and spend Christmas
with your real family.
1506
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,680
You thinking you know what Alison needs
is the saddest truth here.
1507
01:32:02,010 --> 01:32:03,510
Dedicated.
1508
01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:07,430
What are you doing?
1509
01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:10,390
For real? For him?
1510
01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,690
Him? I don’t want either of you jokers.
1511
01:32:12,860 --> 01:32:15,940
You lot are on my car,
so could you move please?
1512
01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:20,200
-Thank you.
-Hold on.
1513
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,660
What are you saying?
1514
01:32:22,820 --> 01:32:24,620
Please don’t be here when I get back.
1515
01:32:31,870 --> 01:32:33,130
(SIGHS)
1516
01:32:35,380 --> 01:32:37,510
Didn't I say I didn’t like flowers?
1517
01:32:39,340 --> 01:32:40,800
What about this?
1518
01:32:44,140 --> 01:32:46,140
Oh, Josh.
1519
01:32:46,310 --> 01:32:47,970
Babes. (CHUCKLES)
1520
01:32:50,480 --> 01:32:52,060
You are cute.
1521
01:32:54,900 --> 01:32:56,520
Merry Christmas.
1522
01:33:06,660 --> 01:33:10,160
(WISE KID #1) Baby Black Jesus,
I gift you this jar of myrrh.
1523
01:33:10,330 --> 01:33:13,420
May it represent strength
and all ‘dem tings there.
1524
01:33:13,580 --> 01:33:15,040
-(CROWD LAUGHS)
-He’s a baby.
1525
01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:18,380
He needs a dummy, not tree wax,
Wasteman.
1526
01:33:19,380 --> 01:33:23,050
And this chest of gold is all yours, my G.
Got me dripping still.
1527
01:33:23,220 --> 01:33:27,220
You lot say my son is the Son of God, yeah?
Then make a man a better offer!
1528
01:33:27,390 --> 01:33:29,470
-Yeah.
-(CROWD LAUGHS)
1529
01:33:30,470 --> 01:33:31,890
-(FOOT STOMPS)
-(CROWD GASPS)
1530
01:33:33,730 --> 01:33:37,980
(CROWD CHEERING)
1531
01:33:38,150 --> 01:33:39,480
Please sit down.
1532
01:33:39,650 --> 01:33:44,110
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1533
01:33:44,280 --> 01:33:49,120
All right, let's have one big cheer
for the young people.
1534
01:33:49,290 --> 01:33:51,830
(CROWD CHEERS LOUDLY)
1535
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,000
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1536
01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:57,340
Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah
1537
01:33:57,500 --> 01:34:00,210
(RICHARD)Oh, yah, yah, yah-yaaah
1538
01:34:00,380 --> 01:34:03,630
(RICHARD)Ah-yah, yah, yah, yah-yaaah
1539
01:34:05,260 --> 01:34:10,310
Ah, some things were meant to be
1540
01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:13,350
So why not let it be?
1541
01:34:15,190 --> 01:34:17,360
And stop worryin’ about it?
1542
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:19,230
(CROWD CHATTERING)
1543
01:34:19,400 --> 01:34:22,780
Long as we know what’s in our hearts
1544
01:34:22,940 --> 01:34:27,740
We know your inner thoughts, and
1545
01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:30,490
No reason for concern, no
1546
01:34:30,660 --> 01:34:32,870
They gonna talk,
they gonna talk, they gonna talk
1547
01:34:33,040 --> 01:34:35,500
They gonna say a lot of things about us
1548
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:37,290
(CROWD CHEERING)
1549
01:34:37,460 --> 01:34:40,630
(BOTH) You said you know
that our love is not a sin
1550
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,380
But you worry what the people say
1551
01:34:43,550 --> 01:34:46,470
When they see me with you
1552
01:34:46,630 --> 01:34:49,550
And worry what the crowd would say
1553
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:53,470
When they find us together
1554
01:34:53,640 --> 01:34:55,890
Worry what the people say
1555
01:34:56,060 --> 01:34:59,770
When they know we’re in love
1556
01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:03,190
-Worry what the crowd will say
-(CROWD CHEERING)
1557
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,280
(BILAL) Everybody, let's sing.
Come on, let's sing.
1558
01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:08,740
Let's go. Let's go.
1559
01:35:08,910 --> 01:35:12,620
(EVERYBODY SINGING)Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah
1560
01:35:12,790 --> 01:35:18,120
Oh, ah-yah, yah, yah-yaaah
1561
01:35:18,290 --> 01:35:20,420
Oh-ho, ohh
1562
01:35:20,590 --> 01:35:24,210
-One more time.
- Ah-yah, yah, yah, ya-yaaah
1563
01:35:24,380 --> 01:35:27,760
Oh-ho, ohh
1564
01:35:27,930 --> 01:35:33,260
(CROWD CHEERING)
1565
01:35:33,430 --> 01:35:36,060
Well done. Well done.
1566
01:35:48,950 --> 01:35:50,620
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
1567
01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:22,810
I’m here. What do you want?
1568
01:36:24,270 --> 01:36:25,320
I wanted to say sorry.
1569
01:36:27,860 --> 01:36:29,650
(GEORGIA) I was wrong.
1570
01:36:32,200 --> 01:36:33,490
Okay. That it?
1571
01:36:33,660 --> 01:36:35,240
I never intended to be malicious.
1572
01:36:35,410 --> 01:36:37,730
(SCOFFS) Really?
1573
01:36:39,750 --> 01:36:42,670
(INHALES) Then what exactly
were your intentions?
1574
01:36:42,830 --> 01:36:44,750
My first night meeting his family and all.
1575
01:36:47,630 --> 01:36:51,760
I guess I just always felt like we'd...
1576
01:36:53,590 --> 01:36:54,760
Oh, it doesn't matter.
1577
01:36:59,930 --> 01:37:01,350
I’m so sorry, Lisa.
1578
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:18,870
Thank you for saying that.
1579
01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,540
This whole thing's
Melvin's fault anyways, right?
1580
01:37:24,710 --> 01:37:30,010
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) I mean, when we met,
we were doing so well without him.
1581
01:37:30,170 --> 01:37:32,510
(SIGHS) Yeah.
1582
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:37,640
Hmm. Who needs him?
1583
01:37:39,470 --> 01:37:44,480
So... what do you wanna do?
1584
01:37:45,610 --> 01:37:48,270
(GEORGIA) 'Cause I can see
how much he loves you.
1585
01:37:50,530 --> 01:37:52,950
Well, guys, 'til next year.
1586
01:37:53,110 --> 01:37:55,450
-Don’t come back, man.
-(CHUCKLES)
1587
01:37:55,620 --> 01:37:58,030
Yeah, when you’re around,
everything's always so dramatic.
1588
01:37:58,200 --> 01:38:01,540
-Why you got to Hollywood-ise everything?
-Stop it. This is bullying.
1589
01:38:01,700 --> 01:38:04,290
-Give me a hug, man.
-Take it easy, man.
1590
01:38:04,460 --> 01:38:06,710
See you later, darling.
1591
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:08,630
-Mommy!
-Oh!
1592
01:38:08,790 --> 01:38:10,250
Mmm!
1593
01:38:11,880 --> 01:38:14,630
How do you know that
she's not already left for New Zealand?
1594
01:38:14,800 --> 01:38:16,300
-Hmm?
-Then I’ll go to New Zealand.
1595
01:38:16,470 --> 01:38:18,390
All right, son. Go find her.
1596
01:38:19,390 --> 01:38:21,810
-Richard, nice to meet you.
-Very good to meet you.
1597
01:38:21,970 --> 01:38:23,520
-(CHUCKLES)
-Take care of my mum.
1598
01:38:23,680 --> 01:38:26,270
I will. Good luck.
1599
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:28,060
Thank you.
1600
01:38:28,230 --> 01:38:29,980
Later.
1601
01:38:33,240 --> 01:38:35,360
(ARETHA AND SHIRLEY) Bye!
1602
01:38:43,910 --> 01:38:45,580
Aww.
1603
01:39:10,110 --> 01:39:12,440
-Boobsy, you good?
-(GEORGIA) Melvin, it’s Georgia.
1604
01:39:12,610 --> 01:39:14,780
I made Boobsy call on three-way.
Don’t hang up.
1605
01:39:14,940 --> 01:39:18,030
-Yeah. What’s up?
-Can you meet me before you leave?
1606
01:39:18,200 --> 01:39:20,990
I promise it will only take a second.
1607
01:39:25,580 --> 01:39:28,670
-Cab's waiting.
-Melvin, I’m not gonna bite you.
1608
01:39:28,830 --> 01:39:30,790
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-You sure?
1609
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:34,800
Listen.
1610
01:39:37,510 --> 01:39:41,010
If you never left,
we’d never have started our lives,
1611
01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:43,430
never have had space to grow.
1612
01:39:45,270 --> 01:39:50,060
We’d have always just been
what's expected, what's comfortable.
1613
01:39:52,150 --> 01:39:54,730
-Gigi and Mello. (CHUCKLES)
-Mello.
1614
01:39:54,900 --> 01:39:59,070
-(LAUGHS) I haven't heard that in time.
-I don’t know why we used to call you that.
1615
01:39:59,240 --> 01:40:01,240
-You’re so dramatic.
-I’m dramatic?
1616
01:40:01,410 --> 01:40:04,290
You’re the one that writes sad love songs.
1617
01:40:04,450 --> 01:40:06,950
And you write sad stories.
1618
01:40:09,040 --> 01:40:10,880
They’re not always sad.
1619
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,380
Georgia, I am so sorry I hurt you.
1620
01:40:26,890 --> 01:40:28,680
Beautiful, Melvin.
1621
01:40:30,190 --> 01:40:32,360
Beautiful, complicated wasteman.
1622
01:40:41,240 --> 01:40:43,120
You really love her, don’t you?
1623
01:40:54,590 --> 01:40:57,170
-(GEORGIA) Hey...
-(BUSKER) You ready?
1624
01:40:58,380 --> 01:41:02,590
Oh, yeah. We'll go one, two,
and one, two, three, four.
1625
01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:04,720
(GUITAR PLAYS)
1626
01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:09,100
(SINGING)Driftin’ on a memory
1627
01:41:09,270 --> 01:41:11,850
Ain't no place I'd rather be
1628
01:41:12,020 --> 01:41:16,360
Than with you, mmm
1629
01:41:16,520 --> 01:41:19,440
# Lovin' you
1630
01:41:23,410 --> 01:41:27,790
(GEORGIA SINGING)Day will make a way for night
1631
01:41:27,950 --> 01:41:30,330
All we'll need is a candlelight
1632
01:41:30,500 --> 01:41:34,040
And a song
1633
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:37,920
Soft and long
1634
01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:44,260
Glad to be
1635
01:41:44,430 --> 01:41:49,680
Here alone with a lover unlike no other
1636
01:41:50,770 --> 01:41:53,100
Sad to see
1637
01:41:53,270 --> 01:41:56,020
A new horizon slowly
1638
01:41:56,190 --> 01:41:59,570
Coming into view
1639
01:42:01,530 --> 01:42:05,030
I wanna be living
1640
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:10,370
For the love of you, yeah
1641
01:42:10,540 --> 01:42:13,660
And all that I'm giving...
1642
01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:21,340
Lisa Dixon...
1643
01:42:23,380 --> 01:42:27,180
I love you, honest and true.
1644
01:42:29,140 --> 01:42:30,970
Will you marry me?
1645
01:42:35,230 --> 01:42:37,560
Well, see now this is perfect.
1646
01:42:38,980 --> 01:42:40,940
And you didn’t do it by yourself, did you?
1647
01:42:41,940 --> 01:42:43,190
No, I didn’t.
1648
01:42:43,360 --> 01:42:45,740
You needed a little help, right?
1649
01:42:45,910 --> 01:42:47,620
Yes.
1650
01:42:51,670 --> 01:42:53,510
Yes to our baby?
1651
01:42:53,960 --> 01:42:56,750
Billion per cent yes to our baby.
1652
01:42:57,830 --> 01:43:01,420
-Yes to New Zealand?
-Yes, baby.
1653
01:43:03,630 --> 01:43:05,800
Yes, baby. Yes, baby, to you too.
1654
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:15,020
(CROWD CLAPS AND CHEERS)
1655
01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:17,390
(SHIRLEY) Woo-hoo! Woo!
1656
01:43:17,560 --> 01:43:22,900
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1657
01:43:23,070 --> 01:43:25,690
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1658
01:43:30,530 --> 01:43:32,530
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1659
01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:55,310
-Sure you wanna marry into this family?
-Oh, more than sure.
1660
01:43:57,560 --> 01:44:01,190
(CROWD CHEERING)
1661
01:44:04,900 --> 01:44:08,900
(ALL SINGING)I wanna be living
1662
01:44:09,070 --> 01:44:12,450
For the love of you
1663
01:44:12,620 --> 01:44:17,870
And all that I'm giving
Is for the love of you.
1664
01:44:19,870 --> 01:44:21,880
(UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
1665
01:48:56,860 --> 01:48:59,110
Translated by: David Benke
Iyuno-SDI Group
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