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Previously on
"Below Deck Mediterranean"...

Oh, ladies.

Woo!

[laughing]

I'm not Magic Mike.

I think that's
well-established, yeah.

'Sup, bitch?

What's up, baby girl?

Oh, that was way nicer than
what I said to you.

It's always fun to like
have someone on board

that you can kind of like
have that flirty banter with.

I feel like we have good
banter at the moment.

I think he likes me.

I don't even know if
she likes me.

So we'll see.

So... we'll see.

Lexi was starting our
room earlier.

The cleaners and
everything are still in there,

-and there's no towels.
-Can we get some plates?

Need some help
in the interior?

I got this girl in quarantine,
we have an extra bed.

I'm willing to give her
a shot for this charter.

-Hi.
-Hi. Katie.

I know you're deck but
we need the support inside.

If she has time and wants
to come outside,

she's more than
welcome to.

[gasps]

Oh...

Mat, this is your roomie.

-Delaney.
-Nice to meet you.

Management just called.

We cannot allow cabin sharing
between a male and a female.

That means you have
to move everybody.

This isn't what she
signed up to do,

so if she kicks off and then
it's like we moved all this sh--

for nothing.

I don't want that
girl to be here.

It's messing up our tip.

-I... shut the *bleep* up.
-All right.

I blame Lexi for
not pulling her weight,

for us bringing on a
fourth stew who's now

taking my ----ing cabin.

It's up to you.
You can let her go.

[retches]

I do take things heavily
and I'm responsible

for all of these people.

My decision can
affect everything,

so... it's not easy
for me, like...

Because I do care about people.

Can you tell Delaney come see me
in the main salon quickly?

-Take a seat.
-Okay, sure.

I want my cabin back tomorrow.

Um...

Um... I just wanted to touch
base on what we spoke about

the other day.

Obviously, we brought you
on board for this trip

to see how things are going.

You as a person,
you've been great.

I believe your attitude's good.

Hey, good morning.

Right.

Thanks.

You have helped.

Obviously, you've never been
a stewardess before,

so you know things aren't
going to be perfect.

I totally understand that.

But a lot of the crew
are not happy

about the whole
cabin arrangement,

like to get six people
to move cabins,

clean all the cabins, like...

Why can't they just take
their sheets from their beds

and put them--

Because they're all for
the actual beds.

Because they're like different
sizes and stuff like that.

Can we send that stuff off with
the stuff we're sending off--

No, because we don't
have spare crew stuff.

But I mean, we send it off
and get it back--

I'm just telling you, for me
it's causing me more stress

than good, you know, like,
I feel terrible saying this,

but I think it would be best
if you finish this trip

and we say goodbye.

But you think things
have gone well, right?

Like I've done good work?

You have, yeah.
It's not that.

Have you tried Sandy and just
sitting down what's going on?

We spoke this morning and she
kind of just left it up to me.

Okay.

Is it worth asking
the other stewardesses?

Because I kind of feel like
they've been really happy

that they've been able to
have more time to themselves

and more time for break?

This is what I just feel is
best for the boat as a whole.

Honestly...

Well, you're the queen,
you're in charge,

so you call the shots
in your department.

I mean, I feel like
I did a good job, so...

You really did.

Yeah, I hope you understand.

Yeah.

Obviously, I want
you to stay tonight,

I want you to
come out with us.

You deserve it,
you really do.

I mean, do you want to
come out with us tonight?

Yeah.

I'll get Mat back
in his cabin.

Maybe just make one of the
beds in the twin cabin,

and guest cabin.

Sleep there tonight
and then just

figure out tomorrow morning?

Yeah, if that's all cool
with you.

-Yeah.
-Thank you so much.

I ----ed up,
I made a mistake.

Like Captain Sandy being like,

you are saying
you want more hands,

so like
here's your opportunity,

and you're kind of like, I have
been saying that, haven't I?

So... I'm going to be
a ----ing idiot

for not giving this a go.

-Okay, thanks, Delaney.
-Cool.

But you said you were
a deck stew and you're not.

She has to take a little bit
of a responsibility for that.

So, the slipper didn't fit.

That's what it came down to.

I need a hug.

I feel bad, she took it
really well.

-I feel bad though like...
-Because you're a nice person.

If I was in charge...

I can't do that.

Whatever, it's done.

Do I think it's fair? No.

Do I think it's the best
decision for the yacht? No.

I think I could have
been a solution

to some of those problems,
but ultimately,

it's not in my control.

So... good luck, Katie.

I'm gonna go...
you want to finish,

go down and steam treat?

Yeah, help Delaney.

Just so you know,
she will be leaving us.

-Okay.
-Yeah.

It's not a personal thing.

She had good attitude.

I said that to her, there's
just some many other factors.

So many things going on.

Yeah, that's all it is,
and I think it's just...

for me, it's consumed
so much of my time

that I need to focus
on guests.

And she's going to stay tonight,
I said, come out with us.

You deserve a night out.

She'll help us turn
the boat around?

-Yeah.
-Okay, good.

All right, so I'll go down,
help her steam treat.

-Cool.
-Call me.

Thanks, Lexi.

[snoring]

Any bets if they get up
and do watersports or not?

Yeah, zero.

Let's pull the tinder around

so we can put
the whips away.

Some towels.

Did you look at the swell today?

Yeah.

If you were to take
your bow off first,

it's going to get
blown in.

Just turn your steering wheel
to starboard.

Yeah, exactly.

Okay, where are my gifs?

Hey, good morning.

Did you see the pictures
of Daniel last night?

She said I need my
fire extinguished.

We kept poor Courtney up to,
like, 3 A.M.

Nicely done.

Good morning, ladies.

Good morning.

All right, coming up
on the transom.

-Hey.
-Hey, Dave-o.

-Good morning.
-Good morrow, sir.

A good morrow to you, too, sir.

[laughing]

How did it go?

Well, it sounds like
tonight's my last night

to party with you guys.

I'm going to miss you,
you were a big help.

I know, I am, too.

The only reason I know
is that she doesn't

want to change
people's cabins.

I would change cabins.

It's only two weeks, you know.

I feel bad for Delaney because

I feel like Katie made a big
deal about being stressed out.

I'm sad to see you go.

Here we go, David.

Rock and roll.

Bridge, bridge, we are ready
to take up anchor when you are.

Start bringing it up.

Anchor home.

Thank you very much.

Nice.

Hi.

Are we going on straight
on when we get there?

Yeah.

So I spoke to Delaney.

She'll be departing us.
I explained the reasons why.

I said firstly I'm sorry for
my approach the other day.

I think she understands.

She's... great attitude, man.

Celebrate her really
well tonight.

So I can put her in one of
the guest cabins

so then Mathew can
go back to his cabin.

Thanks, Captain Sandy.

You're welcome.

This is the prettiest coastline
we've seen yet, really.

I like to play musical chairs.

Sit somewhere different
every day.

Deck crew, who would like
to drive the vessel

through the canal?

If David's done with his
lines on the bow,

he's more than welcome
to go inside.

-[phone rings]
-Galley.

There's enough of them
at the table

if you want to bring up
some hot stuff.

All right, cool, thanks. Bye.

Dave?

I'm going to have you and
Mzi on the bow.

Sure.

Don't you love it
when you're driving,

how distracting people can be?

Oh, he's got this.

Okay, I'm going to get
in my epaulettes.

So these are lemon curd
and ricotta.

Are the crepes dairy free?

No. You can come right
back for the rest.

-What a beautiful day.
-Mm-hmm.

So we have poppyseed crepes
with ricotta and lemon curd.

Where have the beans gone?

I can't have eaten them all.

Do you eat that every morning?

*bleep* yeah.

Oh my God, you're so English.

We have bacon for the table.

Yummy.

This is clean, or dirty?

Clean.

'Sup, bitches?

They call her Coco-loco.

This is how I like bacon.
It's really crispy.

-Ah, there you are.
-Hey.

Captain Sandy wanted to give
you the opportunity

-to come out on deck.
-Cool.

So I'll have you go
in the stern.

Are you cool with that?
Comfortable with that?

-Yeah.
-We'll just do

a quick run-through
when you're back there,

and then, yeah, you'll be
on the stern lines.

-Cool. Thank you.
-Yeah.

What time did we go to bed
last night, Danielle?

-3:00.
-What?

She made three campaign videos
for her mayoral election.

Muffins and bagels.

Thank you.

Put that here.

Delaney, Delaney, Malia.

Go ahead.

You can come out on
deck now, please.

Okay, I'm on my way.

I was like, there's just
so many little things.

And I was like, I just can't,
I'm over thinking about this.

So she's just helping
on deck this morning.

Do you want to just go
run around any cabins

and grab any towels?

The Master is free.

Yeah, I think so.

That is it.

Well done.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

You want to start working
on your heaving lines?

Okay.

So we're going to give him
that, he's going to attach it.

And then you're just going
to let it run.

Delaney, have you thrown
a heaving line before?

Yeah. Not with a
banister right there

so it's going to go
all the way over.

Yeah.

I'm excited to get outside.

I am really comfortable
out on deck.

I like to throw it
from the side,

because if you try
to go like this,

there's a good chance you're
going to hit this.

Of course.

It's good.

First pick up is this one that
the yellow tender's got hold of.

How did you sleep?

All right.

You guys all look
very cute today.

Thank you.

Excellent, at this line,

we can just keep
walking back astern.

I decided to put Delaney
on the sterns

so that I can be there
just in case,

because I don't know her
skill level yet.

And that means I can give
Mzi the opportunity

to be on the bow
for the first time.

All right, Delaney, so you're
the first one across

is going to be
your straightbacks.

You'll go off
my call, please. Okay?

Okay, hold there.

Wupa.

Bow, bow have you
crossed your lines?

Yeah, port line is great.

Sending stern lines.

Do we have the starboard
bow line across?

Yeah, they're just trying to get
it connected to the Dolphin.

Sarah, your booty
looks good in those jeans.

Are you ready?
Let's get your string across.

Come on, Delaney.

I really need
starboard string across.

Captain Sandy, can we get
a little nudge to starboard?

I'm losing the whole boat
to port now.

We keep getting blown to port

because we haven't
secured our lines.

Did you say walk to starboard?

Yes, please.

The whole boat,
walk to starboard.

It's a massive boat, it's not
safe for Captain Sandy

to just keep walking it over.

Coming up...

-She had bad parents.
-Whoa!

You're a dick,
you're ugly as *bleep*,

and if this wasn't on camera,
I would have smacked your ass.

Come on, Delaney.

I really need starboard
string across.

All right, on deck.

Captain Sandy, can we get
a little nudge to starboard?

[alarm sounding]

Quick.

What's taking so long?

Thank you.

It's kind of a surprise
to me that Delaney's

having an issue with the
heaving line with

all the experience
she's been talking about

and what she put on her C.V.

This is why I treat everyone
like a green deckhand

until I actually
see them throw a line.

Far kleat, please.

Thank you!

Oh, wow, it's 11:30.

We're supposed to be
off by noon, aren't we?

Yes.

[alarm sounds]

Hi.

An alarm?

Yep.

He got an alarm on
the steering pots.

Do you think it caught a line?

I'm gonna ask Malia
to dive under

and look at the rudder.

And then put a stopper on.

Rudder alarms are not common and
that's what steers the vessel.

When you hear that
type of alarm,

it means a line could
be caught around the rudder.

We could do major damage and
that could end our season.

-Oh, yeah, just to make sure.
-Just in case.

Delaney, do you know how to
do a stopper knot?

I am.

Messing that one up right now.
I can do a different one.

Your line should come
through the cleat.

And your stopper
would go from this one.

Okay.

All righty.

Okay, bow we can
start taking up, please.

Yes, ----ing...

Can you guys go and get changed
into your whites, please?

Yep. Copy.

Coming out with the passerelle.

Oh, my goodness gracious!

Deck crew, we have some
of our guests ready.

These are gorgeous.

I did that.
I did that.

All crew, all crew,
queue up on the dock.

Oh, okay, cool.

Yeah, this is my new catwalk.

Bye, yacht life.

Toes on the line!
Yes.

Happy, sad.

Bye. Thank you so much.

So nice to meet you.
Thank you.

A few days ago, you all
let eight crazy ladies,

all with different and unique
preferences, board your yacht.

But the drinks, the cabins,

the lunches were
perfect every day.

And the deck crew,
all the water toys,

thank you all for
an amazing journey.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Bye, thank you.

Let's get out of
our whites and into our reds.

And then we're gonna
meet in the main salon

for a tipping meeting.

-Hi!
-Hi!

Okay, I'm coming if I could
get these tights halfway up.

So it sounds like
you came to your decision,

but thank you for experience.

And it was really nice
to meet you.

Thank you.

You never had an attitude

knowing that you wanted
to be on deck.

Like you just are a team player
and I really appreciate that.

Thank you so much,
Captain Sandy.

All right.
I'll see you in the main salon.

Okay.

David, you will be
getting your bed back.

-Yeah!
-We're going back to Stage One.

-Good show!
-Good show!

All crew, all crew,

meet in the main salon
for our tip meeting.

Yes.

Okay, I want to
start with Delaney.

Your attitude was beyond.

You're an asset on any boat.

To step into
such a tight group is not easy

and you did it with grace.

-Thank you.
-So, thank you.

-Yeah, thank you so much.
-Thank you.

For the trip, we
all know what it's like

walking onto a boat midseason.

Like it's pretty ----ing
nerve-wracking.

Especially on a work day, so
everyone's busy and not talking.

-Yeah!
-So we get to have fun now.

Thank you.

And these women were amazing.

So $17,000,
$1,300 per person.

That's a good tip
for the four days.

And I think
we worked hard for it.

It would be great
if Delaney wasn't...

So here's the deal.

The owner has arranged
for you guys to go out

and have a day off tomorrow.

You get to do water toys...

Yay!

And then in the afternoon,

you're gonna go to
Krka Falls.

[screaming]

Oh, yes!

I hope you join them
for their day off.

I would absolutely love to.

Anyway, cheers, everyone.
Thank you.

I am so pumped for the day off.

Cheers!

Chef life is very
tough with hands.

I need some
hand massages and rest.

Yas, queen!

It's all in the hips.

Yes!

Yas, queen!

Let's smash out the sh--.

I'm on the lower deck.

Malia, meet me on the bow.

[chattering]

If you had to pick
two people that

you think would get together,
who would you pick?

Are you wearing all
white tonight, Courtney?

No, bro.
I have a good cream outfit.

But I have good twerking pants,
so you know.

Enjoy!

So cheffy wouldn't
get with anyone.

Oh, I wouldn't get with him.
He's ----ing weird.

I wouldn't touch him
with a 10-foot pole, though.

I can use a hug.

Like if he was the
last man on earth,

I'd rather just die
without dick.

Tell me how you really feel.

He's socially awkward.

He's poly-amorous.

Oh, nothing against that.

Your mind is opened
to the world.

So how many people do
you bang in one day?

That's all I wanna know.

Probably one, maybe two.

I think I had
a rudder pump alarm.

I think maybe
I caught a ground line.

So you're gonna have
to dive in the water.

This is why I don't
like to walk the boat

at the dock because
of the ground lines.

One more kick to starboard.

I need you to look
at the rudders,

the starboard prop
and the ground lines.

Okay, we can take
a look at that.

When you have a 900-ton vessel
that's not secured,

every second counts.

Like heaving lines,
even though you might think

it's a small thing,
one little thing

can cause a chain reaction.

Starboard string across.

Thank God, she's on the stern.

Because had she been on
the bow and made a mistake,

we could be ----ed
for the rest of the season.

Let me get the hose.

[water spraying]

[laughing]

-Every time, mate!
-*bleep*

Every time!

The engineer goes,
"It's never happened before."

That alarm?

Well, I'm happy to check it out.

How you guys going?

Done-zo, yeah.

Woo!

-Did we catch the line?
-I don't know.

Coming up...

Mat, are you single?

I'm non-monogamous,
so yeah and no.

You and me should chat!
100%, bro!

Yes.

Oh, what? Mmm...

Woo!

David, keep an eye on Malia.

-Did we catch the line?
-I don't know.

I think part of the reason
I love yachting is 'cause,

with my qualifications,

I do still get to dive in
some pretty awesome places.

Underwater is quiet.
No one can really talk.

Nothing was caught on the props,
nothing's caught anywhere.

But, you know, it's always
good to check.

-Thank you.
-Pleasure.

There were no ground lines
on anything.

We're clear of obstruction.

Thank you so much
for doing that.

Yeah, of course.

Are we having a
big night or what?

Oh, yeah.

Wait...

Oh, I feel so under-dressed.

I was playing dress-up.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay!

I'm gonna step my game up.

Oh, yeah, step your game up.

Cheers, love.

Yeah, might as well.

All right,
I'll see you at dinner.

Get on.

I'm sorry.

Absolutely naughty!

Yeah, yeah.

You don't think I should
wear a t-shirt like usual?

Paisley for the boys.

-It's the fun car!
-Yes, it is!

Oh, my God!

I haven't talked to you two
like at all.

What's your deal?

I'm four years deep
in yachting.

but I'm only here
to smell good.

[shouting]

That's what I told him when
I had the sh---fit.

The only thing you have going
for you is you smell nice.

And that is it.
That is all I have going for me.

Is that what was said?

I had mic dropped at this point.

Queens in the middle.

Shots?

-Yes.
-Tequila?

Can I get a champagne, please?

Large beer.

Who wants to order?

Are we ready to
place our orders?

Can I do the smoked duck?

May I have the
vegetarian option?

I'll take a smoked duck
as well, please.

I'm so excited for
water sports tomorrow.

Thank you.

I need to take more photos.

Take one of Katie and I.

Oh, my gosh.
How beautiful are you?

Don't look happy.

Oh, Daddy's.

Lloyd's in the titty.

Katie, are you
in a relationship?

No.

What about you, Mat?
Are you single?

-Mm-hm.
-Like a dollar bill?

I'm a non-monogamous,
so yeah and no.

You and me to chat!
100%, bro!

Yes.

Seriously, I'm non-monogamous.

She goes to orgies!

Oh, what...

It's not like...
it's not how I identify.

Obviously, Z...

So when do you...

You said parts of the new year,
right, you'll be on a boat?

It's getting cold now, though.

I can't linger, but I don't
think I'm gonna join a boat.

Like...

David and ----ing Lloyd,
I ----ing...

I ----ing love you.

I feel like
I can't be locked down.

The only thing
I wanna be kind of locked down

in is in a relationship.

Other than that, I don't
wanna be locked down in a job.

I'm the opposite.

I'm like I like to
be locked down in a job

and not a relationship.

No, no, no.
You got it backwards.

I wanna be locked in
a relationship, not on a job.

Opposites attract, okay?
This is a reason we're friends.

You really are my favorite
stewie I've ever worked with.

Oh, you're my favorite chef!

No, you don't have to
say it back.

It's the little things.

Like I plate
and they're not always

facing the same direction.

Always like meat, 6:00 or

make sure the teacup's
handle at the right...

Well, we're a team!
I think people forget,

like a chef and chief stew
has to be a team as well.

100%.

That means so much.

Oh, my God, I need to hug you!

No, I actually wouldn't!
Honestly, I wouldn't.

I actually wouldn't.

Oh, I love you!
Thank you so much.

You've been...

Anyway, David...

Let's hear one of
your amazing speeches! Come on!

Come on, let's hear it.

Okay, we're gonna start
with Delaney.

You came in right
when we were working,

we actually haven't had
a deep conversation...

which breaks my heart.

You came in, you ----ing
had it away,

and you've been a diamond
from when you started..

to whatever.

Katie, you have been incredible.

Malia, proven a girl can ----ing
kill it in a man's world.

Yes!

Mat might have had a rocky start

from the first night
when our chef

got a little sour knee, yeah?

Left the boat?

You know, to talk sh-- about me
like during David's speech

is just ----ing bullsh--.

Okay.

-Shut the *bleep* up.
-David's got the floor!

Coming up...

[laughing]

I'm definitely taking the shot.

From the first night
when our chef

got a little sore knee, yeah?

[laughing]

-Shut the *bleep* up!
-Okay, David's got the floor!

Yeah, he has!

Yeah!

[shouting]

He's like sunshine
on a rainy day!

I'm the only one
that's seeing

what's going on
from the outside.

And everyone's worshipping him.

It's not genuine in this light.

It's the fakest...

I don't know.
It's just so fake.

It's so apparent.
But not my horse or my battle.

[cheering]

I did, because like I did
it so many times,

but I really like wanted
to like look good

because I know what
I'm doing on deck.

It's fine.

I just wanted to like
go through it, like...

Be like, whoops, sorry, like...

I didn't yell at you.

No, Malia,
you're great and I'm great.

I was just like flustered.

Can I give you some advice?

Because I saw your resume,
and I'm a female deck hand.

Don't be afraid to be green.

Okay.

'Cause the worst thing,
you look at your resume

and it says skipper,
skipper.

Mate, mate, bosun,

That means you've never
been willing to be

a deckhand on a bigger ship.

'Cause a lot of smaller
boats will say

you can be Chief Officer,

but you're not actually
a Chief Officer.

I mean, I literally
just keep putting

what is extremely honest
on my CV.

But you put deck stew
and then you said

-you had no stew experience.
-No.

I said put deck stew and
it says day charter...

I'm just giving you
my advice.

I get it.

I don't think Delaney
really took my advice at all.

She's one of those
people that's like,

yeah, thanks for the advice.

But here's this reason,
reason, reason why I did it.

You're like, okay,
good luck with the temp jobs.

Okay!
Mzi has got the floor!

Are you gonna do a dirty dance?

Yes, Mzi's wasted!

-Coco!
-Here we go!

Uh-oh, Coco!
He's coming for you!

Come on, Mzi.

Oh, daddy!

-Uh-oh!
-Watch out, daddy!

Yas, queen!

Oh, my gosh!

What?

Oh!

Whoa.

[laughing]

Oh, oh.

Yes, daddy!

[laughing]

Go, go, go, go!

Okay, squad's here,
squad's here.

Let's go, let's go.

Too many hands!

Captain Sandy's asleep.

Captain Sandy's feeling randy

and she wants some Chloe!

What are we doing?

Getting a cocktail and
going to the hot tub!

I'm hungry.
I think I have a tapeworm.

Okay, are we going?

Thank you.

You need to man
the *bleep* up.

Come on!

Naughty, naughty!

A little bubble bath!

[mumbling]

Oh, yes!

What do you want?

-Wait.
-Everyone dance!

[shouting]

Ooh, there's chili!

What is going on down here?

*bleep*

Hi! My name's Courtney.

I'm gonna be mayor because

I like all of the things
for all of the people.

Bye.

[shouting]

It's either going to happen
or it's not.

I'm definitely taking the shot.

Oh, my!

I would buy it again.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You ready?

[laughing]

Okay, bye forever.

He's not okay.

[gasps]

[shouting]

[gasps]
Dave?

----ing sh--.

Oh, buddy.

*bleep*, I spilled my
----ing cappuccino.

Hey, let's go eat some crisps.

Guys...

Go on.
Sit in there.

Come on, let's sit down.

Sh--.

Sophie, I don't even know
what day of the week it is.

I know nothing.
Just been a blur.

Sorry I couldn't be there,
miss and love you lots.

Why is he walking like that?

No, but, Dave, to be real,
did you break your dick?

Hello?

Hello.

I know.

It's such a
love-hate relationship

I have with yachting.

Like I do love it.

That's why I've lasted
so long in this industry.

At the same time, I think,

yeah, I can't believe
I'm crying.

It's like these moments
like, you know,

my best friend's
about to give birth

and I'm not there.

I'm sacrificing being here
with all this bullsh--

that's going on
like on the boat.

Like everybody's fighting,

like there's so much more
to life than this sh--.

You miss weddings,
you miss birthdays,

you miss deaths,
like you miss it all.

And it kind
of makes you question,

is it really worth it?

Okay. Love you.

All right.
Love you, too, sweetheart.

Bye.

What?

I was teasing,
saying it on the radio.

Like you say everything twice.

On the radio, you have to.

How about you saying "Deloni"
and her responding "Delaney"?

"Deloni", Lexi?

Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

"Deloni", "Deloni", Lexi?

Hey, go ahead for Delaney.

Listen, I'm in laundry.

You realize that in laundry...

Listen, you are clueless!

No! I'm in laundry!

-It's not clueless.
-Yeah, it's clueless.

Show us how you
talk to yourself.

No, we're not gonna do that.

It's kind of scary.

Well, you're scary in person.

I will say Mat's an amazing
chef, an amazing chef.

No!

Mat's not an amazing chef!

He's a ----ing
amazing human being!

Okay, what's the attitude?

It's not the attitude.

It sounds like
you're having an attitude.

I never liked you
from the beginning, so...

Same.

It's like no one's
even talking to you.

He's like being defensive
and there's no reason to be.

Okay!

And I don't know where that
attitude's coming from.

Everybody, shut the *bleep* up!

I'm gotta get quiet.

I'm sorry.
That was all my fault.

I did bring two matching
fitted cheetah suits.

And I intend to wear them
before I leave.

Put it on!
Put it on!

The Cheetah onesies
have been skydiving.

They've been skiing
in three different states

and now they've been
to Croatia.

They're wonder suits.
I love them.

[laughing]

Who's ready?

I have two of them.

Anyone can be second.

You can put it on
and do headstands with me.

I can't do headstands
I don't wanna fall.

-What are we doing?
-Plank.

Oh, God, I feel
like I'm gonna fall.

Plank.
Plank.

-Look ahead.
-I'm looking ahead!

Wait.

Mat, Mat.

I'm falling, I'm falling.

No, you're not.

I'm falling.

Squeeze your butt.

There you go.

Um, what the *bleep*
is going on?

Do you wanna go for a smoke?

[meows]

[laughing]

-Aww...

Yeah.

Will you send Lexi some flowers
and ask her to quit, please?

Delaney should stay.
Lexi should go.

You have been saying
that from day one.

What did she say to you guys?

Y'all deck crew!

You're being a ----ing
deckhand right now!

Grow the *bleep* up.

Dude, it's crazy that
I didn't have

the worst night that night.

Okay.

Do you think David's
gonna smash tonight?

I think he should, but he's not.

There you go.
Good work.

How about you?
Oh.

Meow...

I'm gonna go under you
shirt for traction.

All right.

Okay, yeah!

I'm literally flying.

[laughing]

My leg's ----ed up.

Oh, my God!

Its ----ing savage, isn't it?

Okay.

In the laundry.

Just a little bit
of spray, yeah?

'Night, family!

Oh, good.

-Delaney!
-What?

Help me!

With what?

Help me with my friend!

He has...
this is an ice pack?

Apparently.

You have an ice pack
on the table.

I have a ice pack.

You leave for five minutes,
this is what happens.

All right.
It's two a.m.

I'm gonna go to bed.

I will see you guys
in the morning

and we'll do fun
watersports, okay?

[sighs]

-Dave, go.
-What do you mean, go?

I'm not gonna ----ing
chase her into her room

like some ----ing psychophile.

I'm fine.

-Goodnight!
-Go to bed!

That first cup,
it's like super special.

Deck crew!

Ladies?
Taxi's leaving at nine a.m.

I wake up and my leg's sore.

What would sober me
say to drunk me,

"Don't jump off sh--?"

Let's see your leg.

Oh, no.

That's not all right.

White wine?

No. Time out!

We're going to do water sports
for a couple of hours.

We're coming back,
we're gonna get ready,

change, and then go
to the waterfalls.

-Is Lexi coming?
-Lexi? Do you wanna come?

Don't make it my fault!

Don't make it my fault!

Here, we'll train it.

Train it?

Has anyone seen
Lexi this morning?

Go wake her up.

Sexy Lexi!

We're gonna jump
in the cold ocean.

It's gonna wake you up.

And you're gonna
feel great and be fun.

Please come?

I was up from six a.m.
the previous day.

I think I got a rash.

So I'd rather sleep in than be
freezing cold in water sports.

-Okay, bye.
-Yeah.

Sleep well, babe.

All right, good to go.

Let's rock, bitches!

Do it!

Yay!

[gasps]
Dave!

I've a little bit of a bang.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

I am!

Mzi's like, you're not okay.

We have to keep Delany on deck.

Don't say that!

It's fine, I just got
to stretch it out.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

Donde Lexi?

I tried to pep talk to her
and she said no.

So she said she's super
down for Krka later.

[snoring]

[screaming]

Woo!

*bleep*, it's cold!

Oh, yeah!
That's not working!

Oh, yeah.

You got it!

Oh, she's going hella fast.

Woo!

Malia is looking
majestic out there.

[laughing]

-Hey!
-Hey!

Yes, Katie!

These are the little like
glimmers of hope in between.

I feel like I've need
this for so long

to ----ing cleanse my soul, if
I still have one at this point.

I honestly don't know.

[yawns]

Oh!

Yes! Ooh!

I'm gonna try that.

Do you like Mzi?

Do I like Mzi?

No, I know.

No, I feel like we're
just like we got

a good friendship thing going.

Why?

You do?

Yeah.

*bleep*

There's a bouquet
of roses coming

and the reciprocant
doesn't want them.

Am I like stringing him along?

No, no, no, no.

I don't want that.
I don't want...

I think he has
a few extra feelings.

I'm in a predicament.

How do I approach
this to Mzi, man?

*bleep*

-Yes!
-Oh, whoa!

Mzi's down.

Coming up...

I've never disliked
someone more in my life.

I don't give a *bleep*.
You're a nobody.

You're a low-life, clearly.

Ow, ow!

No. I'm a very like, obviously,

like a flirty person,
that's just how I act.

Ooh!

-Oh!
-Mzi's down!

I'm worried that maybe
I was giving off vibes.

-No, no.
-I didn't mean to.

Even aside from that obviously,
it's good fun and he's loving,

-Like loving it as friends.
-Yeah.

It's so funny and
like the whole--

He's got to know if you
could take it further or not.

Yeah.

Sort of like now
I know I can...

Say like carry on enjoying it
as it is, yeah.

Just for now. Like I never
say never say never, but...

Of course.

I got it, Mzi.

-He's a ----ing ace guy.
-He's such a legend.

Yeah.

There he is, the man,
the myth, the legend!

Swear down, we were
just gassing about you.

Yeah, I was busting.

Sweet.

-All right, we good to go?
-Sweet.

Are you still on
the same rose?

Yeah, I am.

* Too many men, too,
too many men *

* Too many men,
too, many many men *

* We need more girls *

I don't know what to expect,
giving Courtney roses.

Like I'm nervous, I'm excited,
I'm anxious, I'm everything.

But I feel like alcohol
helps the situation.

-This was epic!
-Yeah.

Best day ever!

So jealous!
I wish I was staying.

Thank you so much.
That was awesome.

-Thank you!
-Thank you!

Are you gonna go for it?

How long did you sleep in for?

I got up like 10:30.

What?

I don't know.
At some point...

What? A doctor for a bruise?

It's but a scratch, boy!
But a scratch.

Do you wanna shower first so I
can just take over the bathroom?

Sure.

No one's counting.

All right, you're gonna
be somewhat fast, right?

Super fast.
Yo, I'm bald.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

And one day left?

Do you wanna quit
and go with me?

What to wear?

Should I wear
a short white dress.

Mzi!

Oh, my God!

How did you fall?

What happened here?

Get loose, get goose.

Oi, is this the
Katie-Mzi-Lloyd-Malia car?

Yes.

Wait. Is it just Dave
and the girls then?

It's just Dave and the girls.

Dave would have got in
the trunk if he could.

At least in here,
it's going to be banterful,

like sitting there
and not talking.

This is a trick of
a drive as well.

All right, who's
having a cup of rose?

Yeah, you will.

[snoring]

[shouting]

Hey, guys, we're here. Yay!

Hey!

Who's having champagne?

Yeah, you will.

I have been
to these waterfalls before,

my first season of yachting.

I'm glad I've finally got
to spend some time with you.

I definitely won't
be kissing the chef

at the waterfalls this time.

Woo! Waterfalls!

Mzi is drunk.

Welcome to a national park!

We're having
great weather today.

In my backpack,
I have a few beers, wine,

tequila, so have an
awesome day.

[cheering]

Guys, when you're ready,
we can walk through this bridge.

You're gonna see
Skradisnki Buk,

waterfalls on river Krka,
which is 45 meters.

Whoa!
That sh--'s epic.

Look at that! So pretty!

Wow!
This is ----ing epic!

This is so cool!

Oh, my God!

Look at the foam bubbles!

Hey, sex party girls.
Meet sex party boys.

Everyone say Krka falls!

[cheering]

Look a this!

*bleep* me.

Welcome to Restaurant...

You want something
to drink maybe?

Can I have a red wine?

You have Aperol Spritz?

Mzi, you need to eat something.

I suggest you eat
as much as possible.

Yeah. Start with the bread.
It's over there.

He started drinking like
five hours before you.

Look at the kitty cat! Hello!

Is this dinner?

No.

This is a picnic, guys,
this is a picnic.

We're smashed at the picnic.

I'm a little bit
----ed up right now.

Everyone's hungry.

What were you girls talking
about with Dave in the car?

Sweet Dave was asleep,
so nothing.

16 more days.

Unless you leave and she stays.

Unless you left.

I really don't wanna be in
this conversation, really.

Leave my name out of it.

I've never disliked someone
more in my life, honestly.

-Stop.
-The feeling's mutual.

No!

But the feeling's mutual.

Yeah, I know.

You don't matter
in my real world.

Your real world is so phony!

Like, literally, you don't
matter.

You're a nobody.
You're a low-life.

Do you wanna switch my seat?

No. No one ever puts
him in his place.

He's a low-life chef.

He's whacked and nobody
like tells you.

So now you know.

But you are the worst person
I've ever met.

You're the worst person.

-Shut up!
-I don't give a *bleep*.

You're a nobody.

You don't pay my bank account.
You don't...

Hey, stop being
so ----ing toxic!

You don't add any money
to my, like...

Literally, you're a low-life!

Hey! Stop it, Lexi!

You both get so ----ing nasty
and nobody ----ing needs it!

Just stop!

Don't put this sh--
in my face, bro!

You're a low-life!

Oi, stop it, Lexi!

Just stop!

Don't put this
sh-- in my face, bro!

Don't ----ing do that!

Lexi, stop it!
It's so ----ing petty.

Like how old are we?
Are we ----ing sixteen or what?

Like enjoy this place,

put your ----ing sh-- behind you
and come and ----ing sit down!

Jesus Christ.
It's like dealing with children.

But you're a horrible human!

-Your mother is.
-Shut up!

Mathew!

That's so unnecessary!

Unnecessary!
Stop!

I literally cannot stand him.

Yo! No one likes you, though!

Mathew!

My bank account is so fat.

It's so fat.

Nobody cares about your
----ing account, Lexi!

Lexi, like she has these
Miami guys who are so rich...

Stop!

You're so cool in Miami!

You're jealous!
Oh, that's why you're jealous!

You can't have anyone
enjoying your sex orgies!

Oh, that's why!

No one wants to join
Mathews' sex orgies!

Sit over there!

You're ----ing disgusting
when you speak like this.

So shut the *bleep* up.

I ain't sorting this out,
and we're not at work.

So they need to learn that you
can't speak to people like this.

-I wish I was popular in Miami.
-Mathew!

You spend most of
your money in brothels.

Get the ---- up
and walk away!

Come on! Like are you five?

Okay. I'm done.

Guys, how ----ing
cool are these cats?

I decided to just
go hang out with the cats

'cause these people suck.

-*bleep* it.
-Anyhoo, okay, let's go.

-Are we ready to rock?
-Whoa!

You almost fall?
Sorry.

That's okay.
Are you wasted?

I am.

No. Want a piggy back?

-Stop.
-No, I'm not...

Tie your shoe
before you fall...

Here, I'll do it,
I'll do it, I'll do it.

Oh, this?

Oh my God.

You're good.

Well, I should be.

Hey, he's standing on his own!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Come on.

-Have a great day!
-Thank you!

-Thank you so much!
-Thank you very much!

Okay, guys, come on!

Are we having dinner?

Wait, I want to go
in the fun car.

Because my car was so quiet
and I wanna like

have the fun car
on the way to dinner.

I definitely came on the boat
and befriended the wrong person.

Yikes.

Is my purse in here? Good.

*bleep*

Hey!

Dude, I spent all the time
in Rybo,

meaning West Palm Beach,
Florida.

So I guess I'm changing.

I need my second dress.

I'm taking my
pants off right now.

[snoring]

Put that away!

Guys, this is
my last meal with you all.

It's my last night.

Yeah, we're gonna make it big.

Mat, do you wanna
sit next to Lexi or...

No! *bleep*, no, Malia.

Lex? Go time!

Woo!

Hello.

This is also really beautiful.

Now we're here, Lex!

Mm-hm.

Does anyone wanna get Lex?

Sorry?

Mzi?

Let's go, babycakes.

It's dinner time.

Come on. Hey, babe.

I'm going.
What time is it?

It's time to go party.
Let's go.

Yeah, let's go.
One, two, three, go.

Okay, I'm coming.
Five minutes.

All right.

Well, I'm not here to force
anything upon you, so fine.

Yeah.

So Lexi is coming, I guess.

Where's Lexi?

She's sleeping.
She's coming in five minutes.

She's sleeping?

What do you mean,
sleeping in the van?

This is what I've just said.
I don't know.

Maybe Lexi will just sleep
through this whole dinner.

And then we won't
have a huge fight.

Yo, wake Lexi.

Don't let her sleep
through the dinner.

Yeah.

Oh, I've got some for you.

-Thank you.
-Thank you very much.

Are you okay?

-Why?
-I don't know.

Mzi, it just means you
need to drink more.

No, that's trouble.

Hit that bread basket, Mzi.

I love Katie's angry look.

I know.
It's super noticeable.

I have a resting bitch face.

Yeah, I love it.

Resting bitch face, she'll never
get wrinkles from, okay?

You're not scrunching up
any part of your face and,

therefore, you'll never
get wrinkles

if you always have
resting bitch face.

Well, we work in yachting, so
I'm definitely getting wrinkles.

The wrinkle train has passed.

I do 18-hour days,
so I've got wrinkles.

I had a full ----ing nap, bro.

No one woke me up.

They all woke you up!

What? We just.

Oh, you did?
Oh, I'm sorry.

To being tired.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God,
those shots are massive.

[shouting]

Did somebody order something?

Mmm.

Oh, yes, yes, yes!

Yay, Courtney!

Thank you.

Is this for Courtney or Coco?

Oh, Mzi, you are so sweet!

Stop it.

No wonder Mzi go ----ed up
before dinner!

I never get sent flowers.

Obviously, it's so nice of him,

but it's just like at the dinner
table with everyone there.

And like it's just awkward.

Thank you so much.
It's so nice.

I don't respond well
to this stuff.

But like I appreciate
it so much.

So, obviously, like
I love you so much,

like thank you.

Bon appetit!

Everybody got food?

How about this?

I'll give you
a 60-second hug.

because a 60-second hugs
lowers your blood sugar.

It lowers your heart rate,
it lowers your stress level.

Did you read like a fact book
before you came here?

I feel like you have a fact for
everything that we've done.

No, I'm just really into...

I think physical touches you
really needed in humans' lives.

I mean, I agree.
I love physical touch.

[laughing]

Welcome, welcome, welcome, Mzi.

Welcome Mzi. Guys!
Mzi's back!

Guys, Mzi's back!

Oh, *bleep*!

Mzi has left the group chat!

I'm just going to ----ing
sit on my seat.

Be careful.
That seat moves.

Yes, okay.

Okay, everyone cards out!

I'll pay for Mzi.

Okay.

Mat, you paid for so much.

Yeah, Mat.
Put your card back.

All right.
Thank you.

He never paid for a lot.

I just wanna pay
for anyone but Lexi.

It's honestly disgusting
behavior to me.

Like that is disgusting
behavior.

I hate that word.

You're a bad human!

-But I hate you so...
-And you're a bad human.

-Like I hate you.
-No one here likes you!

Hey, hey!
What were we talking about?

We're talking about
kindness, right?

Yeah, and she said the R word

and you're talking
about kindness?

So *bleep* off!

No, it's not.

And then...

My grandma is a special
education teacher.

And she'd tell her
she had bad parents.

Stop.

No, my parents are amazing.

Your parents should
have aborted you.

Whoa!

I'm pro choice!

Your parents should have
----ing aborted you!

You're a dick,
you're ugly.

And if this wasn't on camera,
I would have smacked your ass.

-You should.
-There you go.

You got a real ass bitch.

Oh, you are a hateful girl!

There you go!
Real bitch is out now!