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Hey. Hey, Dave.
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Can you grab me a wrench, man?
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Yeah, sure.
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GROVER: (growls) (screams)
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(laughing)
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Gotcha!
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(laughs) Good job, Grover.
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(chuckles)
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Okay, you know what, son?
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This is a teachable moment.
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Never prank the person who pays your allowance.
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Yeah, that's why I won't prank Mom.
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Man, I love Halloween.
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It's like Christmas, but
instead of giving out gifts,
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I give out nightmares.
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Hey, y'all.
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Oh, hey, Dave.
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Are you taking Grover trick-or-treating?
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Nah, he's going to a friend's Halloween party.
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Apparently, the kid's too cool for me now.
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(chuckles)
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I saw that one coming. (laughs)
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Yeah, you lasted longer than we thought, Dave.
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(laughing)
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Dad, I think there's a scratch on your truck.
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What?
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Where? Yeah, ri-right here.
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Can't you see? It's right there.
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(cackles)
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(screams)
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Want to float?
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It's okay, guys. It's just Malcolm.
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Oh, Pop, you didn't even flinch.
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And this mask was not cheap.
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Yeah, well, your prank was.
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Guys.
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(scoffs) I've been pranking people
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in this neighborhood for over 30 years,
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and no one has gotten me yet.
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I'm the reason Freddy
Krueger moved to Elm Street.
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This yard is filled with the bodies
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of those that tried to scare me before.
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Oh, please, Pop. I would not go that far.
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(screaming)
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(laughing)
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Don't leave me!
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Come for the king, you best not miss! (laughs)
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* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *
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* Welcome to the hood.
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* Gonna scream on Halloween...
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(humming rhythmically)
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Oh, okay. You're in a good mood.
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Let me guess,
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you scared the hell out of someone this morning?
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(chuckles)
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I got Miss Kim real good.
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You know, it turns out
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she runs pretty fast without that walker.
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No.
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Calvin, you are wrong for that, baby.
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(chuckles) That was terrible.
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I'm-a go over to Gemma's and pick out a costume.
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I'll be back later to give you some candy.
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(chuckles) Mmm, mmm.
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Ooh.
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Did you turn the AC on?
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I just got the chills.
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No. That's all me, baby.
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(chuckles) All right.
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(mechanical whirring)
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Ooh. Ooh.
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I do feel a little draft in here, though.
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(little girl giggles)
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Tina?
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(little girl giggling) (footsteps approaching)
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(door creaking)
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What was that?
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Anyone here?
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(door slams)
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(footsteps running)
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Oh, all right. I see.
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Trying to scare me with the ole Chucky footsteps.
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(chuckles)
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Yeah, come on out.
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Malcolm? Marty?
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(curtain rustling)
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Oh. Well, I guess no one's here,
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so I'll just go back to the kitchen.
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(chuckles): Okay. Okay.
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I see somebody's learning from the OG.
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(chuckles) A'ight.
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(little girl giggles)
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A little girl, really?
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Nice try, but I was there
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when your mama gave birth to you.
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It's gonna take a lot more than that to scare me.
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Okay, we've got all the classics:
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sexy vampire, sexy nurse,
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sexy maid. Ooh.
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Ooh, save the sexy maid for later.
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My room is dirty.
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Honey, we have company.
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It's fine.
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I know you two are freaks.
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Oh, look, my old cheerleading uniform.
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Go Cobras!
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(chuckles)
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I used to roll the skirt up,
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so when I walked away, you'd see my...
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Yeah, you're right. I'm a freak.
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(chuckles): All right. Well, you guys have fun.
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I'm gonna go find a new space for Webster here.
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You know, he was traumatized this morning
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when I faced him towards Miss Kim's yard.
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Okay. So, uh, what do you think?
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Sister Mary Cleavage? Mm.
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Or Satan's little helper?
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Ooh, I'll take the Devil. (chuckles)
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Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
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Shh...
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You know it's me. Yeah, it's you.
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(knocking)
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Calvin?
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You home?
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Yeah. Hey, Dave. What's going on?
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Left your wrench out front.
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Ah, yeah. Thank you.
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Ooh, while I'm here, I was wondering,
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are you planning on pranking me tonight?
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Because, you know, I'm a little skittish already,
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and, look, if you're gonna do it,
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can you just do it to me now?
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That's not how pranks work, Dave.
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(little girl giggles)
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What was that?
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Was-was that the prank?
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Calvin, 'cause I told you, I am skittish.
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Nah, that's just Marty and Malcolm
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trying to pull a prank on me.
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And it's so lame, it's a shame.
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(footsteps approaching)
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(little girl giggles)
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(footsteps)
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Okay, Calvin, uh...
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This all sounds pretty real to me.
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No, Dave, I'll show you.
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They just got a fan
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and-and a speaker hidden in here somewhere.
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LITTLE GIRL (singsongy): You'll never find me.
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(singsongy): And we don't want to.
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Aha!
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(chuckles) Found it.
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Man, you know what? You would think,
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with me being their father, genetically
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they would be better than this.
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Hmm.
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And just like that we unplug ghost girl.
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So disappointing, guys.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Busted. You can't dethrone the king.
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(grunts softly)
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LITTLE GIRL: Do you want to play?
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I know I unplugged that speaker, right, Dave?
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Dave?
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(little girl giggling)
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I can't believe these fools
are trying to come for the king.
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Now, I know my boys did it.
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I may not know how they
did it, but I know they did it.
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Or... your house is actually
haunted by a creepy little girl.
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(chuckles): Be quiet, okay?
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We're about to get the drop on them.
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And because I'm the landlord, I got the key.
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Mm-hmm.
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(grunts) What the hell?
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Okay, all right. Well, to be fair,
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we didn't knock.
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Pop, is that you?
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Yeah. I wish it wasn't.
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MARTY: Dad, Dad, we can
talk about boundaries later.
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Right now, we need your help.
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Why are you guys wearing this ridiculous costume?
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We're going to a costume party later,
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so we figured we'd try it on first.
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And I told Marty it was stupid,
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and the stupid zipper got stuck.
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Yeah, well, then Malcolm started freaking out,
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and I'm downwind from Malcolm,
so then I stated freaking out.
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Okay, all right, all right.
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Let me see what I can do.
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(shrieks)
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Very clever, fellas. I see what you're doing.
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You got you a alibi.
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But I know that you're the ones
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that's behind this creepy little girl stuff,
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and I'm gonna prove it. You got to remember,
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I'm the prank king.
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What are you talking about, Pop?
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We've been stuck in here for an hour.
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Man, this thing really won't budge.
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Ah! Hurry!
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I know camels can hold their pee, but I can't!
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(groaning)
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(gasps) (grunts)
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Ah! I'm not gonna make it!
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I'm not gonna make it!
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(door closes) Huh.
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If you two can't get out of a camel suit,
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then I know y'all not behind the ghost girl.
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The question is, who is?
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We already tried pranking you this morning, Pop,
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and that did not work.
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Well, I'm gonna find out who's behind this thing.
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Trust me.
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It can't be Tina. No. No...
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Maybe it's Miss Kim.
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Nope. No. She's only got one good hip.
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Well, I'm gonna figure out
why I agreed to go as a camel
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instead of Dumb and Dumber like I wanted to.
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It's Halloween, son.
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You can't go as yourselves.
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(chuckling)
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You served it up too easy. (forced chuckle)
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Ooh, girl. Look at you.
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You should save that outfit
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for when Dave is mad at you.
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Oh, and I would happily
spend a night in hell with you.
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(growls playfully)
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(both grunting)
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Oh, hey, guys.
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What do you think of our costumes?
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Um...
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I mean, uh, no offense...
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"No offense" is always followed
by something truly offensive,
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but go on.
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Should you be dressed that way?
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I mean, you-you're... you're moms.
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And you have been for, like...
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a while.
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So, what do moms dress like?
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Well, Uggs, messy hair,
sweatpants with holes in them.
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MARTY: Yeah, uh...
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Chipped nail polish, a T-shirt that says,
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"Everything happens for a Riesling."
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Okay. It's time for you
haters to leave. Yep. Beat it.
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Get out.
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Tina, I never thought I'd say this,
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but do you think we're
too old for Sexy Halloween?
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You know, normally, I would
scratch your eyeballs out
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for saying that... Mm-hmm.
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...but this corset is killing me.
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Please, just give me a pair of sweatpants. Okay.
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For Halloween, I'm going as a lady that gave up.
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You know, Calvin, that's
your third cup of coffee.
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You're damn right it is.
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Because I'm staying up
all night until I figure out
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who's trying to take my prank crown from me.
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Okay. You know...
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Calvin, is it really that hard to believe
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that a little ghost girl wants to play with you?
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You know what, Dave,
you're off the case. Go home.
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Dave! Look!
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Oh, my God.
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Is that a tamale?
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No. I think it's a doll.
266
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Stop!
267
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,363
Don't touch that.
268
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:05,665
Wait, uh, Miss Kim,
269
00:11:05,766 --> 00:11:07,534
you-you know who that thing belongs to?
270
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,570
Oh, yes. And I'd hoped I'd
never have to see her again.
271
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,739
See who?
272
00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,374
(whispers): Emily.
273
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:18,278
(whispers): Who's... Emily?
274
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,482
The little girl that haunts this neighborhood.
275
00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,584
Wait a minute. I've lived here for 30 years.
276
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,720
I've never heard of this Emily.
277
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:29,122
Have you been drinking again?
278
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,391
Yes, but mind your business.
279
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:37,297
Emily lived in this
neighborhood over a century ago.
280
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,467
Oh, that Emily.
281
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,503
I heard about her on NPR.
282
00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,306
The story goes that she
went missing on Halloween,
283
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,509
and now every time there's a
harvest moon on October 31,
284
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:52,645
she returns in search of a playmate.
285
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,447
MISS KIM: That's right, Dave.
286
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,683
The last time Emily was here,
287
00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:00,620
she picked little Willy
Hopkins to be her next playmate
288
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,590
and almost dragged him back to the underworld.
289
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:10,063
The whole neighborhood had
to perform a ritual to free Willy.
290
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,432
You know what, Calvin?
291
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,500
I bet that's the little girl
292
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,601
that's been running around your house.
293
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,603
She's been in your house?
294
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,239
Ooh, that's not good.
295
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,141
Why?
296
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,675
Because that means that she's chosen you
297
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,344
to be her next playmate.
298
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,713
So pack your bags and include
299
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,681
some short sleeves, 'cause where you're headed,
300
00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,018
it's gonna be hot.
301
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,419
All right, you know what, I'm done.
302
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,287
I'm not listening to this nonsense.
303
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,423
Don't you have a gentleman to grope?
304
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,692
As a matter of fact, I do.
305
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,495
So if you don't want to
know how to get rid of her,
306
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,231
it's your funeral.
307
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,299
I'll see you later.
308
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,635
Or maybe I won't.
309
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,074
That's exactly what you get
310
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,776
when you mix bourbon with blood pressure pills.
311
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,646
Whoa.
312
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,481
Where's that little ugly doll?
313
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,416
I bet Emily took it.
314
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,617
Calvin, you better be careful.
315
00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,187
Look, Dave, I'm fine. All right?
316
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,323
This is just all a bad Halloween prank.
317
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,491
(door creaks)
318
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,360
LITTLE GIRL: Come play with me.
319
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:21,334
Uh, Calvin, that ball had blood on it.
320
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,735
Aw, hell no. Miss Kim!
321
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,071
Miss Kim!
322
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,180
Still depressed about our insensitive children's
323
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,348
casually cruel comments?
324
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,184
Yeah. We gave them life,
325
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,552
and now they're hating on ours. Mm-hmm.
326
00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,389
You want a mini Kit Kat?
327
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,656
No.
328
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,226
I want four 'cause that makes a whole Kit Kat.
329
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,394
(laughing)
330
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,595
(doorbell rings)
331
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:49,997
(both groan)
332
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,564
Leave us alone!
333
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,101
Yeah, we're trying to eat our feelings!
334
00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,202
(groans)
335
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:56,569
Trick or treat!
336
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,339
Aw. Aw. Gemma. What we got?
337
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,974
Well, we are out of candy,
338
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,376
but how about a scented candle,
339
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:06,113
spare car key, and some Clorox wipes?
340
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,982
Say thank you, Joey.
341
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,183
No.
342
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,154
I am so sorry.
343
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,588
He is in a mood tonight.
344
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,157
Don't worry about it.
345
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,026
By the way, you look great, girl.
346
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,460
Yeah. You are one wicked witch.
347
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,728
Mm-hmm. Thank you!
348
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,497
You know, earlier my son told
me my costume was embarrassing.
349
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:28,068
But I wore it anyway, 'cause
I am a grown-ass woman.
350
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,971
Yas! I heard that.
351
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,072
You know what?
352
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,308
I have one mini Kit Kat left, and it's all yours.
353
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,709
Happy Halloween to me. Yeah.
354
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,545
(chuckling)
355
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,047
Aw, I liked her.
356
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,714
Yeah. You know what?
357
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,216
She wasn't a wicked witch.
358
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,285
She was our fairy godmother
359
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:47,687
here to remind us that we still got it.
360
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:51,358
Yeah. Bibbidi-bobbidi- forget-our-kids-boo.
361
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,762
And forget the sweatpants, too.
362
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,168
Whoa. You guys look amazing. Hey. (chuckles)
363
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,569
Mm-hmm? Little overdressed for a séance,
364
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,272
but amazing.
365
00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:06,406
Mama!
366
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:08,041
We talked about this.
367
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,277
It's because you're a mom.
368
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:14,081
We did, and I don't care.
369
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,718
That's right. As moms, we decide
370
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,420
when we're too old for something.
371
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,589
Now, let's get this tea party started.
372
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,491
MISS KIM: All right.
373
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,726
Gather 'round, everyone.
374
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,328
It's time, Calvin!
375
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,399
All right. I'm ready.
376
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,068
Whoa, Tina.
377
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,203
(chuckles): Ooh!
378
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,271
Talk about the Devil making you do it.
379
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,073
(chuckling)
380
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,508
Mmm! Well, if you get
381
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,343
that creepy little girl out of my house,
382
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,212
I will possess you all night long.
383
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,679
Focus, you two.
384
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,218
(stammers) Make sure you keep that on
385
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,320
after this little séance thing. Okay.
386
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,722
Are all these people really necessary?
387
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:59,526
Yes, Calvin, we all have
to be here for it to work.
388
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495
Now, sit. (sighs)
389
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:05,032
It's the witching hour.
390
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,605
I have to summon her.
391
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:15,075
Calvin, repeat after me.
392
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:17,444
(singsongy): Emily...
393
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:22,115
it's time to play.
394
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,553
(singsongy): Emily...
395
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,723
it's time to play.
396
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,592
(electrical crackling) (thunder rumbling)
397
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:33,993
Oh.
398
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,228
Whoa.
399
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,729
(groaning, gasping)
400
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,098
(footsteps running)
401
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,367
(little girl giggling)
402
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,103
Emily? Is that you?
403
00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,737
It's me, Dave.
404
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,174
We met earlier.
405
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,442
Uh, you-you have a very nice laugh.
406
00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,144
Seriously, Dave? Come on, man.
407
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,479
Calvin, I'm a people person, okay?
408
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,713
Dead or alive.
409
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:55,248
(little girl giggling)
410
00:16:55,348 --> 00:17:00,087
Emily? It's safe to show yourself.
411
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:02,222
You don't have to hide.
412
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,690
You're among friends.
413
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,258
Uh, yeah.
414
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,594
How about some double Dutch?
415
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,362
Tina and I will play with you.
416
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,363
Uh-uh, girl.
417
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,564
Don't put me in that.
418
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,669
Invite Emily to have some tea.
419
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,609
Emily, would you want some tea?
420
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,977
(thunder rumbling) (screaming)
421
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,249
I'd love some tea, Calvin.
422
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,685
(stammers) H-How did you know my name?
423
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,554
She's a ghost, Pop.
424
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,623
She probably know your credit score, too.
425
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:40,560
Eat a cookie. I made them myself.
426
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,195
I-I don't see any cookies.
427
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,197
I said eat a cookie!
428
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:47,234
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Those cookies.
429
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,402
(chuckles)
430
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,604
(giggles) Mmm.
431
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,440
Delicious.
432
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,344
(stammers) Well, you know, look at the time.
433
00:17:58,444 --> 00:17:59,979
You know, it's Halloween,
434
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,281
so I'm sure you got a lot of other ghost,
435
00:18:02,381 --> 00:18:04,616
ghoulie, creepy stuff to do.
436
00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:07,719
So, uh, just go ahead and
enjoy the rest of your death, okay?
437
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,256
You're coming to my world
438
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:14,326
where we can play together forever.
439
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,364
That's gonna be a hard no from me. Okay.
440
00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,399
(demonic voice): Come with me!
441
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,102
(Calvin screams)
442
00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,037
Get this little devil baby off me!
443
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,372
Oh, I can't... Ah!
444
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,340
I ain't been to the Bahamas yet!
445
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,942
(shouting indistinctly)
446
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,878
(grunting)
447
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:33,412
(all laughing)
448
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,247
Gotcha!
449
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,249
What?
450
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:38,650
TINA: Oh, we got him!
451
00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,751
What's going... Yes!
452
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,653
It was a prank, Dad.
453
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:43,155
Yeah. We finally got you.
454
00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:44,957
Yeah, we did. Wait a minute.
455
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:46,358
You all were in on this?
456
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,260
(others agreeing) Yeah. You had it coming.
457
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,229
Remember when you put
that stink bomb in my mailbag?
458
00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,999
Yeah. And then when you
put that Krazy Glue on my blunt.
459
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,766
I was talking like this for two days.
460
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:57,036
And, baby, it wasn't even Halloween.
461
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,740
I mean, you can't limit all this
talent to just one day a year.
462
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:03,209
But wait a minute.
463
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,944
How did y'all do the creepy little girl?
464
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,146
Oh, Emily was a hologram
me and my buddies worked on
465
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,314
at JPL.
466
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,182
We did everything with remote controls,
467
00:19:10,282 --> 00:19:12,184
projection audio, and a fog machine.
468
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,120
And I got all the sound effects off the Internet.
469
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,321
Well, except for one.
470
00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:17,189
(giggles)
471
00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:18,224
Too soon?
472
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:19,725
(others laugh)
473
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,727
Baby, we were all in on it.
474
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:22,962
Don't be mad at us.
475
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,097
I'm not mad. (chuckles): I mean...
476
00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:26,798
it took a whole neighborhood
477
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,868
and a team of engineers just to trick me.
478
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,837
Besides, I wasn't even really scared.
479
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,305
What? (overlapping groans, chatter)
480
00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:34,840
Yeah, come on, Pop.
481
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,242
You were terrified.
482
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,344
No, I was not. You know what I mean?
483
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:41,247
The only reason that I had
tears coming out my eyes,
484
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,082
because that doll's hair got in there,
485
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,751
and I'm allergic to the synthetic...
486
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,853
(overlapping chatter)
487
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,026
Yesterday was so much fun.
488
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,662
You know what, I'm glad
you all enjoyed yourselves.
489
00:19:56,762 --> 00:19:57,796
(chuckling)
490
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,765
You edit the video yet, Marty?
491
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,000
Yeah. Almost done.
492
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,035
Just adding some close-up's of Dad's tears.
493
00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,371
(forced laugh)
494
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,705
You know what?
495
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,707
I got everybody a little something
496
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,177
to congratulate you on finally pranking me.
497
00:20:11,277 --> 00:20:14,113
So, uh, here. Go ahead and open it.
498
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,048
Ooh, I love mixed nuts. (others disagreeing)
499
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:17,449
What?
500
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:18,951
Do not open that.
501
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,186
It's the oldest trick in the book, man.
502
00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,855
(chuckles): You got me.
503
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,858
(chuckling)
504
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,894
Eh, I guess I'm losing my touch.
505
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,429
(chuckles) It's okay. It's all right.
506
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,098
Hey, Malcolm, uh, turn the game on.
507
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:34,333
Oh, that's right. (grunts): Yep.
508
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,336
What y'all doing? (screaming)
509
00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,406
(laughing)
510
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,978
(chuckles) Yes!
511
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,713
I'm still the king!
512
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,382
(both chuckling)
513
00:20:50,482 --> 00:20:52,351
So, you're gonna fix my transmission, right?
514
00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,952
Uh, nah.
515
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,422
That was also a part of the prank. (laughs)
516
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:03,996
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