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Oh, hey, guys.
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How are you feeling after
that wild wedding last night?
Ooh.
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Hungover and headachy, queasy.
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Damn, I had a good time.
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Oh, hey, Suraya.
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We were just talking
about your son's wedding.
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Oh, you Indian folks
sure know how to party.
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Ooh!
You know,
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I think I threw my hip out
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when your granny and I
were dirty dancing.
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Uh,
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Dave, I don't think
anybody would call
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what you were doing "dancing."
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Forget "Baby."
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Somebody should've
put you in a corner.
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Okay, you know,
I don't care what you say.
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I had the time of my life.
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Well, these sweet laddoos
are my way
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of saying
"Thank you for coming."
Oh.
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Ooh, well, don't
mind if I laddoo.
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Hey, Suraya,
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uh, you're a professional
matchmaker.
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You know, you think
you can match up my boys?
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Oh, Malcolm and Marty would
never go for a matchmaker.
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Butler men like to hunt
for their own meat.
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I-I mean, women.
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I mean,
whatever's not offensive.
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I matched all my own sons.
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Even this one married
a beautiful lawyer,
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and he's into anime cosplay.
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Wow. She's gorgeous.
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Wait a minute.
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This woman married a dude
dressed as a lizard?
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I'm very good
at what I do.
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Okay. Well, "very good"
usually means very expensive.
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Well, how about, since
you fixed up our transmission,
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I fix up your boys?
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Okay. Thank you, Suraya.
You bet.
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I'll see you soon.
You got it.
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I don't know, Tina.
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I got a feeling this
thing is gonna blow up
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just like her
old transmission.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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So, Malcolm
and Marty have no idea
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that I'm here
to find them wives?
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Nope. Think of it like
a timeshare presentation.
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First, we lure them in with
my famous berry cobbler.
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And then, wham! We trap them
with a lifetime commitment.
Mm-hmm.
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Hey, hey.
Is the food ready?
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'Cause we're ready!
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Oh, we got cobbler.
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Oh, we got company.
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Hey, Ms. Suraya.
Hello.
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Wait.
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Why did you make all
of our favorite foods?
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Oh, no. Mama.
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You're not trying to
sell us supplements again?
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Your mother thought
you could use some help
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meeting that someone special.
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Um, are y'all trying to hook one
of us up with Ms. Suraya?
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Don't you think
she's a little too old?
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I prefer "seasoned."
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And you should be so lucky.
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Mm...Um...
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Suraya is
a professional matchmaker.
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Well, thanks,
but I'm good.
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In fact, I canceled
a date just to be here.
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Okay, well, Marty?
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This cobbler's great. Okay.
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I'm interested.
Yeah!
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Yes!
Of course you are.
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It's the magic of the cobbler.
Mm-hmm.
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Well, that, and whatever
I'm doing isn't working.
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I need a date for my ten-year
high school reunion.
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And I'm not gonna be
the only single guy there again.
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It'll be like prom night
all over.
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So, Ms. Suraya, sign me up.
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Oh! Thank you, Jesus!
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There's hope
for grandbabies yet.
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Just have a girl first, and then
you can have whatever you want.
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Hey, honey. How was your day?
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Long.
Oh. Mine, too.
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We've been working
way too hard lately.
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Yeah, I know. I mean,
I don't even remember
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the last time we sat
on this couch together.
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Well, you're here now. We can
finally catch up. So tell me,
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how was your day?
Well...
Mom, Dad.
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I just remembered I didn't do
my book report on Tom Sawyer.
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Okay, well, when's it due?
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Tomorrow.
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Oh, no. Ugh.
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I'll help you.
Where's the book?
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The library.
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Come on, Grover.
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Sorry, hon. We'll catch
up this weekend.
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Hey, Suraya! So,
did you find Marty a wife yet?
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It's been 24 hours.
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Oh. Come in.
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Tina, Marty's
a major project.
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Give the lady
another 20 minutes, okay?
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I have chosen a special group
of women,
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and these are their biodatas.
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They are like headshots
and résumés in one.
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Okay, well, you got anybody
in there that can cook?
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'Cause I need somebody to make
me some crab cakes for a change.
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And I need somebody
that's into sports.
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Any of these ladies come
with the NFL package?
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Oh, Marty doesn't
care about that.
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The boy tried to
dribble a football.
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I checked
for astrological compatibility,
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and I ran background checks
to make sure they're not psycho.
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And this is my top pick.
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Fatemeh Samuel.
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Oh, she's Ethiopian,
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and she's an
interior designer.
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Very nice.
Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, she's also very,
very nice looking.
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Back off of Marty's
future wife.
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You know what? I...
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I-I kind of like
this girl better.
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Asha Patel.
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Says she makes six figures,
and she works for Jet Blue.
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Can somebody say companion pass?
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Welcome to the family, Asha.
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Please, I have a process here.
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This is much more complicated
than it seems.
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No. Wait, wait.
I found the winner.
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This one just graduated,
and she's a doctor.
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Mm.
Now I can stop googling
every time I sneeze.
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Did you say "just graduated"?
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Yeah.
No, she probably still got
medical school loans.
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We can't let her
mess up our credit.
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That's a good point.
Yeah, no, no.
We don't want...
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Excuse me! Excuse me.
Why don't you leave this
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to a professional? Yes?
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Yeah, Malcolm.
What you got over here?
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Let me see that.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What's wrong with her?
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What's wrong with her?
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What's wrong with you?
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What?
Look at those ears.
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That's nothing that
a haircut can't fix.
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Uh, Ma, just because
Marty likes hobbits
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don't mean he
want to date one.
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All right.
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Wait. This one
is not so bad.
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Okay.
No. Look.
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Do you think we can get her
to trim her mustache?
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Oh...Suraya, do...?
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Suraya?
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Damn. Did Suraya leave
without saying goodbye?
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Well, that's just rude.
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How do I look?
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Like a steamy, hot cup of coffee
that just woke me up.
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Ew.
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I decided to
turn the heat up
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a notch since we haven't had
a date night in a while.
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Well, I think
you broke the thermometer.
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Maybe you didn't hear me. Ew!
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I hope the sitter
gets here soon.
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The restaurant only gives
a 15-minute grace period.
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Well, you can go. Don't worry.
I'm old enough to watch myself.
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Just leave your credit card,
you know, for... emergencies.
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Oh, yeah, sure, and why don't
we leave the door open,
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and the keys on the table?
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And I'll unlock
the liquor cabinet, too.
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You could have just
said "no," Dad.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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The sitter just
canceled!
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Donna? Why?
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Her boyfriend
broke up with her.
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Oh, not Troy.
Uh-huh.
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He was the star
quarterback.
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Well, what happened?
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Something about them
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not spending
enough time together.
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Great! Let's have
a Monopoly marathon.
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I call the shoe!
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Ugh. I'm gonna
go put on my PJs.
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Yeah. I'll go unlock
the liquor cabinet.
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Marty is going to be so upset.
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How do we tell him
that his matchmaker quit?
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I was going
to tell him like this.
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Marty, your matchmaker quit.
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Wow, Pop.
You are all heart.
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Just full of compassion
over there.
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Look, I'm just saying,
back in my day,
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you didn't need
a matchmaker.
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If you liked a girl,
you told her friend.
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Her friend would let you
know if she liked you.
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Then, y'all would meet
at the lockers
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in the hallway
or something like that.
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What I'm saying is
that it was simple.
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Guys, I was just
on Suraya's website,
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and she has
a 99% success rate.
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I'm definitely bringing a
plus-one to my ten-year reunion,
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and I'm gonna have two kids
for my 20th.
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Mm. Mm. Y'all smell smoke?
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Tina...I'm gonna help Mama
put that fire out.
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You know, son,
it's, um, never wise
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to put all your faith
in one person.
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Oh, no. No,
you're right.
Yeah.
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Which is why I'm only putting
99% of our faith in her, okay?
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Yeah. About that.
Um, Suraya-- she, uh...
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Did she find
my match already?
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Well, the truth is,
we haven't heard from her.
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Okay, well, I'll just
call her to check in.
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Okay, Marty, hold on.
Look, um,
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the honest truth is, she quit.
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What? Why?
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I don't know.
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Probably something
your mama said.
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You know her,
you know how she is.
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Yeah, well, I'll
never meet my girl.
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What are you talking about?
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Of course you will.
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Dad, you don't get it.
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You met Mom when you
were in your early 20s.
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You don't know what it's like
to be my age and still dating.
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I'm tired of getting dressed
up and paying for dinners
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for it all
to go nowhere.
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Well, son, I told you before,
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you should start
with coffee dates.
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Huh?
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Look, Marty, you're gonna
meet someone, all right?
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You're an amazing dude.
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Oh, yeah? Then why
am I still single,
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living with my brother,
next door to my parents?
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Damn.
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That sounds like
the saddest blues song ever.
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Well, I'm gonna
head home and
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get under my weighted blanket
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so I know what it feels
like to be cuddled.
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I was wrong.
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That sounded like
the saddest blues song ever.
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Oh.
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Well, how did Marty
take the news?
Not well.
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Thanks.
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I think we're gonna have
to fill in for Suraya.
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Otherwise, in a few days, Marty
might be married to a blanket.
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What about two weeks
from Friday?
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Oh, we can't. We have
to meet our accountant.
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Ugh.
What about the
Saturday after that?
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Grover's swim team
awards ceremony.
Oh.
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Well, I guess we'll
just have to wait a month
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for our next date night.
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00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,595
You know, I was
really looking forward
249
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,641
to spending
some one-on-one time with you.
250
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,600
I don't want to lose the spice
in our relationship.
251
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,602
Ugh. Me, either,
but at this rate,
252
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,995
we're not gonna have
a date night
253
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,692
till after Grover goes
to college.
254
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,826
Or the military,
'cause he's going somewhere.
255
00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:57,265
You know, maybe it's not
about planning alone time.
256
00:10:57,309 --> 00:10:59,006
Maybe it's about taking
advantage
257
00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:01,139
of the moments
that we do have together.
258
00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:04,881
Maybe. Oh, can you
grab some salsa?
259
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,601
Are you alone?
260
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:32,039
No, I'm with my husband.
261
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,998
Dave, what are you doing?
262
00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:34,999
Dave? Who is this Dave?
263
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:37,175
I have never heard
of any Dave.
264
00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:42,745
My name is Señor
Victor Gonzalez.
265
00:11:45,618 --> 00:11:48,316
And I am a spy who has
just met the hottest woman
266
00:11:48,360 --> 00:11:50,449
that I have ever seen
in my entire life.
267
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:56,150
And I heard you are
looking for some spice.
268
00:11:58,196 --> 00:12:00,546
You're so silly, Dave.
269
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,723
Dave? Again, I do not know
who this "Dave" is.
270
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,334
You may call me Victor.
271
00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,642
And you are?
272
00:12:10,643 --> 00:12:13,254
I'm... Ginger.
273
00:12:14,386 --> 00:12:18,781
I'm... Dr. Ginger Teagarten...
274
00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:24,004
...a brilliant archeologist,
275
00:12:24,048 --> 00:12:26,920
who's only in town
for one night
276
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:31,359
before flying off to Egypt
in search of the...
277
00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:34,232
lost ark.
278
00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:39,846
Well, Dr. Teagarten,
I need to make sure
279
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,022
that you are not stealing
government secrets.
280
00:12:42,066 --> 00:12:45,112
Oh.
So I'm afraid I'm going
to need to, uh,
281
00:12:45,156 --> 00:12:47,375
strip-search you.
282
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:52,554
But I only have 30 minutes
283
00:12:52,598 --> 00:12:57,907
before I'm expected
back at the... museum.
284
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,736
This is not a problem,
Dr. Teagarten.
Oh?
285
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,870
That is 25 more minutes
than I will need.
286
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,567
Let's go.
287
00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,573
I don't know why
we're feeding all these people
288
00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:16,143
when the only woman that
matters is the one that I chose.
289
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:19,364
We had to make it look like a
mixer, so the women don't know
290
00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,714
that they're here to compete
for a date with Marty.
291
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,325
Um, and I think it's good that
he thinks he has lots of choices
292
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:27,111
before he realizes
that my girl is best.
293
00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,288
Right, 'cause I'm sure
what Marty's looking for
294
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,725
is a girl picked out
by his mama and daddy.
295
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,772
Now, trust me,
the lady I selected--
296
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,470
she gonna win, hands down.
297
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,909
Oh, you look sharp.
298
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,608
Oh, look at you, baby.
299
00:13:46,652 --> 00:13:49,916
You look so extremely handsome,
except those eyebrows.
300
00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,874
I don't know what
is going on there.
Okay. All right.
301
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:53,311
Let me just put them...
Okay, come on. No, no, no.
302
00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,791
I'm just trying
to hook him up.
303
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,620
All right, son, there's
plenty of women here.
Okay.
304
00:13:58,664 --> 00:14:00,274
All right, look around.
Yeah. Okay.
305
00:14:00,318 --> 00:14:02,146
And then you make
your choice.
Okay.
306
00:14:02,189 --> 00:14:05,149
Starting with that one.
307
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:10,806
All right, I'm going in.
Wish me luck.
Oh, yeah.
308
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,331
Tippy toe.
309
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:17,161
I mean, they keep winning, but
they're not gaining any ground.
310
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,163
I mean, the team
is hitting,
311
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,165
but the problem
is the bullpen.
312
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,254
And they need
to sit Jansen.
313
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:24,907
His ERA is like a zip code.
314
00:14:24,951 --> 00:14:28,694
I-I have no idea
what any of that means.
315
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,350
Give her a chance,
son, all right?
316
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,526
She has season tickets
to the Dodgers.
317
00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:38,356
Well, Lindsey,
318
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,706
I do hope they get those bulls
back in their pen.
319
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,709
That was...
320
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,928
You look a little thirsty.
There's a nice girl
321
00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,321
over by the punch bowl.
322
00:14:47,365 --> 00:14:49,193
Oh, actually,
is there some coconut water?
323
00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:51,717
Just go!
324
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:55,024
So, "Pasadena's
only musical baker."
325
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,330
What does that even mean?
326
00:14:56,374 --> 00:14:58,985
Well, let me show you.
Oh, okay.
327
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:02,075
♪ I add flour and butter
and sprinkle sugar on top ♪
328
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:05,644
♪ Zing goes the oven
in my karaoke cake shop. ♪
329
00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,298
Yeah.
330
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:14,130
Marty, meet Ariel.
331
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:16,698
Well, I got to admit,
she is pretty.
332
00:15:16,742 --> 00:15:18,874
She all right.
333
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,442
Ooh, here's the bachelor!
334
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:23,270
Dope or nope?
335
00:15:23,314 --> 00:15:24,967
What do you think,
Ariel Nation?
336
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:27,013
Leave your comments below.
337
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:30,930
Girl, who are
you talking to?
338
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:34,934
My 200,000 followers.
339
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,502
Yes. Ariel is an influencer,
Okay?
340
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,156
Yeah.
Yeah.
341
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,769
She's also a thrill seeker.
342
00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,858
She's bungee jumping
Yosemite Falls next week.
343
00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,903
Ah. You should come!
344
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,209
Girl, I would love to.
345
00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:52,386
I mean, uh, you-you should go.
346
00:15:52,430 --> 00:15:54,780
Y-Yeah, 'cause that's how
this works.
347
00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:59,393
Uh, uh, well,
348
00:15:59,437 --> 00:16:03,005
my two biggest fears are heights
and drowning, so no thanks.
349
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:06,270
Oh. Uh, adventure sports are
a really big part of my life.
350
00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:08,272
Yeah, well, you know,
351
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,535
I look both ways on
a one-way street.
352
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:12,363
Well, it was nice
meeting you.
353
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,190
What? Uh...
354
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:19,457
Well, I think Ariel is great,
okay? I would pick her.
355
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,546
I mean,
he should pick her, okay?
356
00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,635
I'm-a go talk to him. Marty?
357
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,898
Marty?
358
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,421
Well, did he leave?
359
00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:30,511
People keep leaving
without saying "goodbye."
360
00:16:30,555 --> 00:16:32,339
It's rude.
361
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:34,950
I'm starting to think
it's a societal issue.
362
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,042
Grover is finally asleep.
363
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:44,090
Honey, today
you have shown me two things.
364
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,701
We'll never lose
our spice because
365
00:16:46,745 --> 00:16:48,616
you keep things interesting.
366
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:52,533
And the backseat of our Prius
is way bigger than I thought.
367
00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:57,538
See? Aren't you glad we sprung
for the leather seats?
Mm-hmm.
368
00:16:57,582 --> 00:17:02,151
Well, if you ever bump
into Victor Gonzales again,
369
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,937
tell him he has an open invite
370
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,766
to visit Dr. Ginger in Luxor.
371
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,942
Really?
372
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:11,422
Mm-hmm.
373
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,511
I'll let him know.Good.
374
00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:18,298
Buenas noches, señorita.
375
00:17:18,342 --> 00:17:20,953
It is I, Victor Gonzalez.
Mm.
376
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,434
I have traveled
a great distance,
377
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,785
but I'm afraid I must
strip-search you again.
378
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,395
Again?
379
00:17:28,439 --> 00:17:31,050
Well, if you must, señor.
380
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,574
Ooh, I must, Dr. Ginger.
381
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,272
You see, you might be
smuggling contraband.
382
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,274
Oh.
383
00:17:38,318 --> 00:17:40,451
Mom? Dad?
Mm.
384
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,933
I can't sleep.
Can I watch some TV?
385
00:17:44,977 --> 00:17:46,457
Of course you can, but...
386
00:17:48,633 --> 00:17:51,113
Come on, buddy.
Of course. Come sit down.
387
00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,769
All right.
388
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,470
So, uh, who's Dr. Ginger?
389
00:18:03,387 --> 00:18:05,998
Marty, what are you
doing out here?
390
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:11,438
Mama, I don't have anything in
common with any of those girls.
391
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,832
Baby, we're sorry.
392
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,574
We just wanted to help
you find a great match.
393
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:18,837
Yeah, well, you did.
394
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,143
We did? Which one?
395
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:24,277
No, I meant, you found the
perfect matches for yourselves.
396
00:18:26,018 --> 00:18:28,542
Lindsey is into the
Dodgers, like Dad.
397
00:18:28,586 --> 00:18:31,632
And Denise is into singing
and baking, like Mom.
398
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:35,549
And Ariel is really
into Malcolm.
399
00:18:37,421 --> 00:18:39,379
You know,
400
00:18:39,423 --> 00:18:41,512
baby, you're right.
We were too focused
401
00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:44,253
on looking for the qualities
that we like.
402
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,821
Yeah. Instead of those
that appeal to you.
403
00:18:46,865 --> 00:18:49,607
Yeah, well, on the bright side,
404
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,131
you did help me figure
out what I don't want.
405
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,961
You know, sure, it would be nice
to take someone to my reunion,
406
00:18:56,004 --> 00:19:00,748
but after tonight, I realize...
407
00:19:00,792 --> 00:19:03,272
I want what you two have.
408
00:19:05,057 --> 00:19:06,885
And instead of rushing it,
I'm... I'm willing
409
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,843
to wait until I find
the right girl.
410
00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:11,542
Well, you do that, you know,
because I get it now, you know?
411
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,414
These little heifers out here
are something else.
412
00:19:14,458 --> 00:19:17,286
Ah.
Yeah.
413
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:22,596
But what I do know-- when
that special someone finds you,
414
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,208
she is going to be
a very lucky woman.
415
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,862
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
416
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:31,126
Don't worry, son.
She's out there.
417
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,171
Just not in that car.
418
00:19:43,253 --> 00:19:45,255
Hmm.
419
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:48,171
Uh... pardon me.
420
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:53,220
You are one
of the most attractive women
421
00:19:53,263 --> 00:19:55,831
that I have ever seen
in my entire life.
422
00:19:56,832 --> 00:19:58,791
Do I know you?
423
00:19:59,792 --> 00:20:01,881
You do not.
424
00:20:03,404 --> 00:20:05,667
But your mother's
gonna love me.
425
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,453
Well, thank you, but
I've got to get to court.
426
00:20:09,497 --> 00:20:11,804
I've got a big case to try.
427
00:20:11,847 --> 00:20:16,286
Wow. Uh, wicked.
You're a lawyer?
Mm.
428
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,549
'Cause I got a record.
429
00:20:19,899 --> 00:20:22,249
Okay, Dave, this isn't working
for me. Go back to Victor.
430
00:20:22,292 --> 00:20:24,904
Okay, all right, um...
431
00:20:30,387 --> 00:20:33,739
Buenas noches, señorita.
432
00:20:33,782 --> 00:20:36,916
Victor Gonzalez
never strays
433
00:20:36,959 --> 00:20:39,788
too far away.
Mm.
434
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:43,096
I will see you in the car.
Okay.
435
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:45,272
Ooh. Un momento.
436
00:20:46,534 --> 00:20:48,841
Dave, eggs aren't sexy.
No, I know.
437
00:20:48,884 --> 00:20:50,625
We're out. I need
them for the morning.
Oh.
438
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