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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,771 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:14,014 And now, a Paramount Plus made-for-TV movie. 3 00:00:14,114 --> 00:00:18,118 "It's not a movie-- it's a made-for-TV movie." 4 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,223 From the green hills of Vermont 5 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:25,392 to the verdant canyons of Arizona, 6 00:00:25,492 --> 00:00:28,461 people all over the country are beginning to realize 7 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:30,363 it's nearly over! 8 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:34,534 We have almost beaten COVID and the best news of all: 9 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:39,439 Infections are at an all-time low. 10 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,175 New, stronger vaccinations have ebbed the tide. 11 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,411 And we humans are cleaning up the mess 12 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:46,847 and finally getting on with our lives. 13 00:00:46,947 --> 00:00:50,150 But as we start to get back to our jobs and schools, 14 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,952 one question remains: 15 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,756 What lingering effects will the pandemic have on children? 16 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:59,459 Some say no effect at all. The children are just fine. 17 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,128 We came together 18 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,630 and finally we can say, we are starting to 19 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,698 - win the war against COVID. - Stan? 20 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,700 Stan, the phone's for you! 21 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,335 Stan! 22 00:01:08,435 --> 00:01:10,804 What?! 23 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,840 Could you not hear me? 24 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:15,142 Yeah, dude, but I'm busy working. 25 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:16,977 Working on getting drunk again. 26 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,511 I'm not "getting drunk," 27 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:20,580 I'm an online whiskey consultant. 28 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:21,915 I'm doing research. 29 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:23,951 Everyone needs to leave me alone. 30 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:25,986 The guy on the phone said it's important. 31 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:29,222 He said his name is Kyle Broflovski. 32 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:31,591 Kyle? 33 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:36,196 - Hello? - Oh, hi. 34 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,867 Is this Stan Marsh, from South Park? 35 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:42,535 - Kyle? - Oh, dude, it is you! 36 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,705 How have you-- How have you been? 37 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,307 I'm... fine. How are you? 38 00:01:47,407 --> 00:01:48,742 I'm good, I'm... 39 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,178 I know this is weird. We haven't talked since... 40 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:53,213 well, you know, since it all happened. 41 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:56,917 Yeah, well, the pandemic is about over now. 42 00:01:57,017 --> 00:01:58,418 I'm moving on with my life. 43 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:00,921 Stan... you should come back here. 44 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:03,056 There's a lot going on. 45 00:02:03,156 --> 00:02:05,693 There's nothing in South Park for me, Kyle! 46 00:02:05,793 --> 00:02:07,695 I'm not going back there, ever. 47 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,130 Look, dude, you remember when we were little? 48 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,199 When the pandemic... first started. 49 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,934 Us friends said we'd always be there 50 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:15,302 for each other when things got bad. 51 00:02:15,402 --> 00:02:17,738 What do you mean? What's happened? 52 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:19,106 Stan... 53 00:02:19,206 --> 00:02:22,275 It's Kenny. He's dead. 54 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,864 Live from the Moderna Center 55 00:02:43,964 --> 00:02:45,332 in downtown New York, 56 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,367 it's Late Night With Jimmy! 57 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:51,739 Tonight's guest, First Lady Tom Kardashian! 58 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:56,476 And now here he is, the king of woke comedy, Jimmy! 59 00:02:58,746 --> 00:02:59,947 Wow. 60 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,149 Wow, what a terrific audience. 61 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:04,517 What a fantastic audience, wow. 62 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,521 Geez, what's the deal with these Mexicans, huh? 63 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,624 I mean, they have fabulous food, 64 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,426 their country has amazing beaches, 65 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,730 and they're really fantastic people. 66 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:20,167 Wow, what a great audience. 67 00:03:21,068 --> 00:03:22,435 You know, today I was on the subway 68 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,738 and I saw an ad for the Center for People 69 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:28,208 Who Identify as Homosexual But Were Born Bi. 70 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:29,777 Have you seen this? 71 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,044 Have you heard about this? 72 00:03:31,144 --> 00:03:32,579 I'll tell you one thing-- 73 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,147 those people are brave and deserve 74 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,917 every ounce of our respect. 75 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,351 S-Stick around. 76 00:03:38,451 --> 00:03:40,187 First Lady Tom Kardashian is here. 77 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,289 We'll be right back! 78 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,192 Jimmy, we got a call from corporate. 79 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,659 They want you to cut the hummus joke. 80 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,895 What?! 81 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:49,629 It's hard enough doing comedy these days. 82 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,398 Now I'm getting notes during commercial breaks?! 83 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:53,500 You're just gonna have to joke about something else. 84 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,535 All right, fine, what else is going on in the news? Quick! 85 00:03:55,635 --> 00:03:58,839 Uh, Amazon thinks they might have discovered gold on Mars. 86 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,573 Ah, Jesus. Anything else? 87 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,876 Uh, that famous eccentric scientist died. 88 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,013 The millionaire philanthropist? Dr. McCormick? 89 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:10,150 Kenny? Kenny's dead? 90 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,852 Oh, I'm sorry, did you know him? 91 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,221 We were friends when we were kids. Let me see that! 92 00:04:14,321 --> 00:04:16,523 "Very mysterious circumstances." 93 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:18,792 That's what doctors are saying about 94 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,260 the death of beloved scientist 95 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,896 and humanitarian, Dr. Kenny McCormick. 96 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,799 McCormick was a pioneer of science and technology 97 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,902 who was always trying to unlock the key to a better future. 98 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,272 He worked tirelessly-- some say balls-out crazily-- 99 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,074 on new inventions and theories 100 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,210 but somehow his biggest questions seemed to elude him. 101 00:04:37,310 --> 00:04:39,379 The head of NASA said, "We have lost 102 00:04:39,479 --> 00:04:41,214 "an innovator and a visionary. 103 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,516 "Kenny was so brilliant that most of the time, 104 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:46,286 we couldn't even understand what he was saying." 105 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,322 Get me a first-class ticket to South Park! 106 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,125 What? You can't leave! You have to get back onstage! 107 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:53,793 The first lady is here! 108 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,595 Tell Tom Kardashian to suck my 109 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,731 P-P-Popsicles that are in the green room, 110 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:00,000 and that I am very sorry, 111 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,801 and that he is a fantastic person. 112 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:16,749 Stan? 113 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:19,219 Stan, wake up, I think we're here. 114 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,530 So that's it, huh? 115 00:05:30,630 --> 00:05:33,566 - That's the town you grew up in? - Yeah. 116 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:37,270 Well, how does it feel to be back after all these years? 117 00:05:38,071 --> 00:05:40,707 It feels shitty, okay? Can you please shut the fuck up? 118 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,243 Why did you even bring me along if you're not going 119 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,844 to let me help you through this?! 120 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,246 Alexa, stop! 121 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:03,696 ♪ I can't sit here while I go nowhere ♪ 122 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:08,668 ♪ Chase my dreams through the polluted air ♪ 123 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:12,072 ♪ Walking on a wire ♪ 124 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,740 ♪ Running out of time ♪ 125 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,444 ♪ There's no room in this ol' heart of mine ♪ 126 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:21,881 ♪ So much pressure to keep holdin' on ♪ 127 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:27,554 ♪ Pack my clothes up, baby, I'll be gone ♪ 128 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:31,624 ♪ Stir it up, I've got to break it up now ♪ 129 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,393 ♪ When I think about tomorrow ♪ 130 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,296 ♪ I can't wait to ♪ 131 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,531 ♪ Stir it up ♪ 132 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:40,367 ♪ Got to shake it up now ♪ 133 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:42,569 ♪ If I have to beg or borrow ♪ 134 00:06:42,669 --> 00:06:44,171 ♪ I don't wanna ♪ 135 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:47,240 ♪ Take it anymore ♪ 136 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:49,509 ♪ Got to break it up now ♪ 137 00:06:49,609 --> 00:06:52,345 ♪ When I think about tomorrow ♪ 138 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,015 ♪ I can't wait to stir it up. ♪ 139 00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:58,551 Come on in and let your taste buds soar! 140 00:06:58,651 --> 00:07:01,955 Denny's is now Denny's Applebee's Max. 141 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,456 Come taste the difference. 142 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,543 - Hey, dude. - Hey, dude. 143 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:27,180 Wow. This is crazy, huh? 144 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,416 I mean, how long has it been? 145 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:32,285 I guess... since we were nine. 146 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:33,953 Well, have a seat. 147 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:36,423 What have you been up to? 148 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:37,957 Oh, dude, just all kinds of stuff. 149 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,526 You know, getting stuff going. 150 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,195 Got my own online whiskey consultant gig. 151 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,730 I'm totally happy. What about you? 152 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,598 Oh, I'm getting things going, too. 153 00:07:45,698 --> 00:07:48,935 I'm doing a sort of counseling online start-up thing. 154 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,337 Really doing great, too. 155 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,839 - Sweet. - Listen, Stan... 156 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:56,476 I know that we disagreed a lot during the pandemic, 157 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,145 but I hope we can put that aside... 158 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,747 Dude, Kyle, I'm just here for Kenny. 159 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,349 All right, well, 160 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:04,984 there's something you should know about the way Kenny died. 161 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,587 Hi, guys, welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max. 162 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:09,422 I see you got your menus already. 163 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:10,690 As you're deciding what to order, 164 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,025 I just want to go over a couple things. 165 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,460 Now, of course, it is the future 166 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:15,428 so we don't have any meat on the menu. 167 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:17,130 'Cause you know, here in the future, 168 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:19,366 we've all decided meat is wrong. 169 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:20,700 Yeah, we know. 170 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,535 Okay, and, uh, you'll see there's 171 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:24,737 some dishes made from insect protein on the menu. 172 00:08:24,837 --> 00:08:26,939 That, of course, is because here in the future, 173 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,841 we've all learned that insects are a valuable and sustainable 174 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:32,145 food and we no longer fear it as a food. Mm-hmm. 175 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,780 We know, dude. 176 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:36,015 Okay, well, if you have any questions, please don't hesitate 177 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:38,851 to say anything, because, you know, it's the future. 178 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:42,021 We've learned to all just get along and love each other. 179 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,725 Look, Stan, Kenny was trying to find 180 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:47,960 the answers to some pretty heavy stuff. 181 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,630 He felt like there were people responsible 182 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,232 for everything that's happened. 183 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:53,933 Like who? 184 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:57,570 That's just it. Nobody knows. But whoever these people are, 185 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,207 they didn't want Kenny McCormick exposing them. 186 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,375 Wait a minute. Token? 187 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,043 Yeah, it's me. 188 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,479 Just before he died, Kenny was texting me 189 00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,315 that he was on to something huge. 190 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:09,916 And he was texting me, too. 191 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,518 Saying he'd discovered something that 192 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:12,819 could change the world. 193 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,154 And then he died, 194 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,755 and the hospital won't say how. 195 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:17,590 And that got us thinking... 196 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:20,927 Oh, my God. They killed Kenny. 197 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,664 I'm just here for the funeral. 198 00:09:24,764 --> 00:09:27,367 I don't want to be a part of anything else. 199 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,701 Dude, there might be people to blame 200 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,803 for ruining our childhoods. 201 00:09:30,903 --> 00:09:32,605 So what do you wanna do, Kyle? 202 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:35,608 Go on some bullshit adventure like when we were kids? 203 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:37,944 Maybe, maybe we can call Jesus and Santa 204 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:41,047 and ask them for help. Is that what you want? 205 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:44,684 It's the fucking future, you guys. Grow up. 206 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,860 Hello, welcome to the Super 12 Motel Plus. 207 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,229 - Can I help you? - Yeah, Stan Marsh. 208 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,030 I have a room for one night. 209 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:02,669 Okay, I see you're in one of our Mach Ten Super Plus rooms. 210 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,071 Now, of course, we only take Bitcoin 211 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,606 and other cryptocurrency 'cause, 212 00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,107 you know, it's the future. 213 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,109 We've all decided centralized banking is rigged, 214 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,979 so we trust more in fly-by-night Ponzi schemes. 215 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:14,581 Yeah, I know. 216 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,819 So you walked out on all your friends and then 217 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,688 just hung out at a bar all day? 218 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,325 Alexa, fucking just go throw yourself out a window. 219 00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:27,660 I'm sorry. I didn't quite get that. 220 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,963 Nothing. Alexa, turn on the TV. 221 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:34,367 Oh, God, you are such a piece of shit. 222 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,768 You know, 223 00:10:35,868 --> 00:10:37,604 if you had Remote Prime membership, 224 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,606 you could watch Amazon movies wherever you go. 225 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,174 Would you like to get started? 226 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,909 - No. - I'm sorry. 227 00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,144 I'm trying to be fucking helpful. 228 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,647 Why don't you grow up and start acting like an adult 229 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,115 for once in your life... 230 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,317 Alexa, stop! 231 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,551 Fuck you! 232 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:58,124 Jon, I'm standing outside the South Park Flash Rail Max, 233 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,992 where hundreds of people are coming to 234 00:11:00,092 --> 00:11:02,995 pay their respects to Dr. Kenny McCormick. 235 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,598 There's still no word from the hospital 236 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,800 on what exactly killed Kenny McCormick, 237 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,169 but letters sent to multiple news outlets reveal 238 00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,939 that he might have known his life was in danger. 239 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:17,143 Dr. McCormick said, "I am about to expose the truth. 240 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,612 "In the event of my death I have hidden away 241 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:21,214 "all relevant information. 242 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,217 My closest friends will know where to find it." 243 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:25,885 Dr. Kenneth McCormick. 244 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,755 He wanted to make the future a better place. 245 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,759 Too bad he died, 'cause the future certainly sucks. 246 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,873 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 247 00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:48,875 ♪ This is the doorbell ♪ 248 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:52,379 ♪ It's the future so doorbells sing. ♪ 249 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:54,547 Yeah, I know. 250 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,284 Okay, so you were right. 251 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,818 Kenny was on to some bad people 252 00:11:58,918 --> 00:12:00,887 and he hid something for us to find. 253 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,722 Yeah, I saw. Only problem is 254 00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,156 I don't know what he's talking about. 255 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,125 But thank you for saying I was right. 256 00:12:06,225 --> 00:12:08,060 You're welcome. It doesn't mean that you were right 257 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,429 about everything during the pandemic. 258 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,430 Because you weren't. 259 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:11,998 Okay, well, obviously 260 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,933 we're never going to agree on certain things, 261 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,568 so we shouldn't talk about them. 262 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,305 Sounds good. So let's go to Kenny's wake 263 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,839 and see if anyone else shows up 264 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,608 who might know what Kenny's talking about. 265 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,543 Let's do that. 266 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,986 Hello. Testing. Hey, everybody. 267 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:36,556 It's amazing to see you all here for Kenny's wake. 268 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,225 Wow, what a great audience. 269 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,827 Uh, for those of you who don't know, 270 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,329 my name is Jimmy Valmer and, uh, 271 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:45,264 I had to take an Asian airline to get here today. 272 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,066 You know what they say about Asian airlines-- 273 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:48,735 they're dependable and just as efficient 274 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,603 as any other competent airline. 275 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,041 What a terrific audience. 276 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:57,143 So many people have come for Kenny today-- 277 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,279 so many amazing friends I haven't seen in ages. 278 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,182 You know, I had a friend once who was a Polish hair stylist. 279 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:06,185 Talk about an amazing haircut at an affordable price. 280 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,323 Well, I know that we're all ready 281 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,291 to talk to each other and share our memories of Kenny. 282 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,160 So please just have fun and we'll see you 283 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,563 at the funeral tomorrow. 284 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:21,834 ♪ We are all, you and me ♪ 285 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:25,004 ♪ We are all living in the future ♪ 286 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,173 ♪ We are all in the future... ♪ 287 00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,641 Stan? 288 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,777 - Stan Marsh? - Yeah? 289 00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:33,179 Hi. It's Wendy. 290 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,482 Wendy Testaburger, wow. 291 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,550 Yeah. My husband, Darwin. 292 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,218 Hey, pal, how are ya? 293 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,421 Hey, guys. It's Tweek and Craig. 294 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,189 Oh, hey. How are you guys? 295 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:44,424 We're good. 296 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,892 I have a lot of anxiety 297 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,226 being back with all these people! 298 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,095 Wendy's told me a lot about you, Stan. 299 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:51,364 How's everything with the family? 300 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:54,901 Excuse me, I'm gonna go get, uh, drunk. 301 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,236 - What's wrong with Stan? - We're just... 302 00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,005 trying to find out what happened to Kenny. 303 00:13:59,105 --> 00:14:02,074 I think this goes deeper than you guys realize. 304 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,479 Hey, Stan Marsh! Good to see you. 305 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,581 It's me, Clyde Donovan. 306 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,949 Oh, hey, Clyde. 307 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,284 What have you been doing during the pandemic? 308 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,886 Oh, you know, lots of stuff. 309 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,923 Yeah, me, too. Sucks about Kenny, huh? 310 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:18,090 Hope they find all the information 311 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,059 - on that thing he hid. - You know 312 00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:21,628 where he might have hid it? 313 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,197 No, I don't. But I bet someone here does. 314 00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:27,400 It's really great to see you guys again. 315 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,002 These past few decades have been really tough. 316 00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,272 Yeah, sometimes I think the pandemic really aged me. 317 00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,975 Kyle, can I talk to you for a second? 318 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:39,746 - Dude, he's here. - Who's here? 319 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,716 - Cartman? - Yeah, but he's changed. 320 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,084 Changed how? 321 00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,953 Yes, I know, it's been a long time 322 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,254 since we've seen each other. 323 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,622 I'm doing really well. 324 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,591 I'm actually the head of Gespetzah Synagogue 325 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:52,892 down in Colorado Springs. 326 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,961 Can you believe it? I'm a rabbi. 327 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:58,498 Yeah, you know, when the whole pandemic happened, 328 00:14:58,598 --> 00:14:59,799 I think it changed me. 329 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,834 It really changed me for the better. 330 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,269 - It did? - No. 331 00:15:03,369 --> 00:15:05,972 - He's fucking with me. - What? Oh, yeah. 332 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,675 Yeah, I get it, the Eric Cartman you guys knew 333 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,543 didn't seem like he'd become a rabbi. 334 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,679 But I found real meaning in the Torah 335 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:14,781 and then I found a great Jewish woman and... 336 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,784 let the spirit of the Talmud guide our lives. 337 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,452 Okay, jut knock it off, fat-ass. 338 00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,720 Dude. 339 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,321 Wow, that's very big of you, Kyle. 340 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,324 Still living in South Park and calling people fat-ass, huh? 341 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,627 Wait, I'm sorry, that was uncalled for. 342 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,295 It's not fucking funny, Cartman! 343 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,898 Stop pretending you have a happy Jewish life! 344 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,533 Hey, shoogina! I'm sorry, I couldn't 345 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,402 wait in the car anymore; I had to meet your friends. 346 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,472 Oh, that's okay. Guys, this is my wife, Yentl. 347 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,174 I've heard so many stories about you all. 348 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,043 It must have been amazing to grow up 349 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,912 in these beautiful mountains! 350 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,481 Yentl? Her name is Yentl? 351 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,884 Can we fucking stop this and talk about Kenny, please?! 352 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:55,922 - Oh, is that, uh...? - Yeah, that's-that's Kyle, yeah. 353 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,990 I'm sorry, honey, can you just give me a couple minutes? 354 00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,892 I just need a few more seconds with them 355 00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,027 and I'll be right out to the car. 356 00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,529 Oh, okay, I get it. 357 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,896 Nice to meet you guys. 358 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,865 We'll see you at the funeral, I guess. 359 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,900 And I'm very sorry for your loss. 360 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,603 Bye, Mrs. Cartman. 361 00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,541 Okay, look, guys, Kenny and I were still really good friends. 362 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,644 He used to email me all the time about stuff he was doing. 363 00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:18,911 Yeah, me, too! 364 00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,680 Well, so then maybe he also 365 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,649 told you that he was trying to find 366 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,450 the origin of the coronavirus. 367 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:26,218 What are you talking about? 368 00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,355 Kenny was obsessed with how corona first got started. 369 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,992 He was clearly on to something, and then he died. 370 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,394 I know we all want to solve this for him. 371 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,496 You know, in the Torah, when Abraham 372 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,798 first heard the word of God... 373 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,499 Just knock it off! You don't believe 374 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,034 a word of that shit. You're just doing all this 375 00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,502 to get a rise out of me. 376 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,737 Kyle, you really think 377 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,172 I would spend 40 years of my life 378 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:47,840 just to get a rise out of you? 379 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,577 - Yes, I do! - Same ol' Kyle. 380 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,978 Well, I got to go, guys. 381 00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,213 I'll see you at Kenny's funeral tomorrow. 382 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,184 Maybe he's really changed. 383 00:16:58,284 --> 00:17:02,021 No. He is fucking with me. 384 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,301 Sometimes I feel like 385 00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:17,670 things weren't supposed to be like this. 386 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,807 Like maybe there are others in control of the way 387 00:17:20,907 --> 00:17:22,341 it all turned out. 388 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,543 Is that what you're saying, Dr. McCormick? 389 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,247 Are you saying that there are other people responsible? 390 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,618 I guess what I'm trying to say, Dr. McCormick, is... 391 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,454 your theories seem to point to some kind of people with power. 392 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:39,626 Let me put it another way-- we've all seen the pictures 393 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,094 of you working in Egypt, lecturing at MIT. 394 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,631 And you always seem to come back to this concept 395 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,900 of this mysterious organization who is to blame. 396 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,969 - Let me put it yet another way, Dr. McCormick. - Hang on a second. 397 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,939 What was that? Alexa, freeze the video. 398 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,473 - What? - Freeze video 399 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,976 and reverse playback ten seconds. 400 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,013 Stop there. 401 00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,852 Enhance image 20%. 402 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,386 Ugh. Whatever. 403 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,424 Shift right ten frames. 404 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:15,561 Enhance. 405 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,231 Tegridy Weed? 406 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:22,802 Isn't that your dad's old marijuana company? 407 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:26,238 Oh, shit. 408 00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:38,550 Hi. Welcome. Welcome, my friends. 409 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,219 So blessed to have you here. 410 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:42,621 Hello, my child, thank you for coming. 411 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,590 - Yeah, sure. - Wait, Stan? 412 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,158 Stan Marsh? 413 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,828 Praise be! I haven't seen you in ages! 414 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,529 I'm sorry, do I know you? 415 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,964 Well, sure, it's me! 416 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,366 Scott Malkinson! Remember me? 417 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,436 - Uh, no, sorry. - I hung out with you guys 418 00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:59,305 all the time when we were little. 419 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:01,140 I was the kid with the lisp. 420 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,143 - Who had diabetes? - Oh, yeah, sure... 421 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,713 Great to see you again. 422 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,215 Hey, guys. Great to see you in church. 423 00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:11,383 - It's Scott Malkinson. - Who? 424 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,853 Scott Malkinson, I went to school with you guys? 425 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,254 Oh, okay. 426 00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:19,225 Hello. Welcome. Hey! It's me! Scott Malkinson! 427 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,994 With the diabetes. No? 428 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:27,099 Kenny McCormick was a cherished son, a wise man, 429 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,634 and a wonderful friend. 430 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,669 Kenny touched all of our lives and made 431 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:34,707 each and every one of us laugh, cry and ponder. 432 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,208 And in his death, 433 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,011 now we can reflect on our own lives. 434 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,380 Are we happy? 435 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:44,717 Are we the person we hoped to be? 436 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:48,320 Have we, like Kenny, given all that we can 437 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,556 to forgive those around us? 438 00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,224 For life is short, 439 00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:55,294 and our family and friends must be cherished. 440 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,798 You know, in many ways, death is like diabetes. 441 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,633 You spend your whole life trying to fight it off 442 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,403 but ultimately it just wins. 443 00:20:04,503 --> 00:20:08,074 And so let's take the time now to reach out to our friends. 444 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,608 To reach out to our family. 445 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:12,244 To tell our mothers and our fathers that we... 446 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,247 All right! All right! Who the fuck put you up to this? 447 00:20:15,347 --> 00:20:17,416 Did you write this goddamn speech, Kyle? 448 00:20:17,516 --> 00:20:19,185 Did you tell him to say all this stuff? 449 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,620 What the fuck are you talking about? 450 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,622 You know that I know something about Kenny 451 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,025 that I'm not telling you because it involves my father, 452 00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,593 who I don't want to face! 453 00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,262 That's crazy and you'd be able to face what happened 454 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:32,564 to your family if you weren't a fucking asshole! 455 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:35,101 Guys, please, this is a house of God. 456 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,535 You shut the fuck up! 457 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:39,705 You judge me, you all sit here and judge me. 458 00:20:39,806 --> 00:20:41,540 Well, fuck all of you! 459 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:44,410 This is exactly why I moved out of this hick-ass town! 460 00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,412 And I am going back home to the city! 461 00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,781 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ... 462 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,316 My child, please, we are gathered in Christ. 463 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,219 I'm Scott Malkinson. I have diabetes. 464 00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:57,656 He does remember me! 465 00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,092 Alexa, start the car! 466 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,829 Start the car? Where are you going? 467 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,264 I need to stop at a store and then we're going home. 468 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,933 What about the connection you just found 469 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,334 between Kenny and your father? 470 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,669 Alexa, find the nearest liquor store. 471 00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,271 Oh, you wanna get drunk? 472 00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:14,273 Let me guess-- someone said something you didn't like 473 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,508 and it made you want to pound beer and wine? 474 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,410 It's not "pounding beer and wine." 475 00:21:18,510 --> 00:21:20,446 I drop wine shots into the beer. 476 00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,681 It's called a "smorgasvein" and it's very cultural! 477 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,651 Stop acting like a child and support your dead friend, Stan! 478 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,620 - You don't even have any... - Alexa, stop! 479 00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:36,395 Thank you. Thank you, Father. 480 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,831 Hello, everyone. My name is Rabbi Cartman 481 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,501 and I was Kenny McCormick's very, very best friend. 482 00:21:42,601 --> 00:21:46,772 Kenny was not a Jew, but he had so many 483 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,507 amazing Jewish qualities. 484 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,676 Qualities that I see in my loving wife 485 00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:54,346 and my amazing kids, that are right over there. 486 00:21:54,446 --> 00:21:56,115 Over there by Kyle. 487 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:58,450 And as we all return now to our homes 488 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:01,320 and our lives, I think that-- a lot like Abraham-- 489 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,990 - let's not forget that... - Excuse me. Everyone? 490 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,424 Hello? 491 00:22:05,524 --> 00:22:07,526 Everyone, can I have your attention, please? 492 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,330 We got results from the PNR scan of Dr. McCormick's remains 493 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:13,565 and we now know the cause of his death. 494 00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:17,036 Now we all need to stay calm. 495 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:19,972 There is no reason to panic, but... 496 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,374 Kenny died of COVID. 497 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:23,742 It's a new variant. 498 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:28,347 The COVID Delta Plus Rewards Program variant. 499 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,584 Everyone, please! 500 00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,253 We cannot panic! 501 00:22:51,470 --> 00:22:53,605 That's it! We're all out of chin diapers! 502 00:22:53,705 --> 00:22:56,375 Oh, God, we're all out of chin diapers! 503 00:22:59,912 --> 00:23:00,947 Zoom... 504 00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,083 Come on, come on, come on! Remote learning! 505 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:06,118 Come on, come on, come on! 506 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,360 Alexa, what's going on? 507 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,329 There's some kind of road closure ahead. 508 00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:27,306 Set up a perimeter! I want all exit points sealed. 509 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,612 People of South Park, 510 00:23:33,712 --> 00:23:36,548 there is an outbreak of COVID in your community. 511 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,417 You are being quarantined. 512 00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:42,588 Hey, dude! I don't live here. I need to get home! 513 00:23:42,688 --> 00:23:45,424 Nobody is going in or out. 514 00:23:45,524 --> 00:23:48,560 We have confirmation that one person in this community 515 00:23:48,660 --> 00:23:51,063 has never been vaccinated against COVID, 516 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:53,399 so we must quarantine everyone. 517 00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:56,135 One person?! Well, who is it?! 518 00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,404 We are not allowed to say. 519 00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,606 But if you tell us who the unvaccinated person is, 520 00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,075 we can have them vaccinated and then this will all be over! 521 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:06,678 We can't tell you who it is because, in case you forgot, 522 00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:10,249 it's the future, and we don't single out or ridicule anyone 523 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:12,284 for their personal beliefs. 524 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,520 Gah! I hate the future! 525 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,422 What does this mean? 526 00:24:16,522 --> 00:24:18,424 Yeah, what's it mean, Daddy? 527 00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,492 I think it means... 528 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,794 we're all stuck in South Park. 529 00:24:28,434 --> 00:24:29,601 Okay, there we go. 530 00:24:29,701 --> 00:24:30,802 We'll get back with the results. 531 00:24:30,902 --> 00:24:32,271 Maintain six feet social distance 532 00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,705 and stay indoors. Thank you. 533 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,906 Next, please! 534 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:37,443 Yeah, listen, I have to get out of here. 535 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:38,677 Yes, don't we all. 536 00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:40,179 No, no, no, I don't belong here 537 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:41,713 and I don't have anywhere to stay. 538 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,549 They've shut down all the motels. 539 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,817 Do you have any friends or family that you can stay with? 540 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:47,619 No, these people are not my friends 541 00:24:47,719 --> 00:24:49,288 and I have no family here. 542 00:24:49,388 --> 00:24:51,223 - Oka-- - It's okay. 543 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:52,791 They've set up an emergency shelter 544 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:55,327 for all the people who were here from out of town. 545 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,629 Where? 546 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,113 All right, everyone, listen up. 547 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:15,547 No way. 548 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,683 Welcome to South Park Elementary. 549 00:25:17,783 --> 00:25:19,951 We want to help you all be as comfortable as possible. 550 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,354 So we will have quiet time from 9:00 p.m. 551 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,790 to 6:00 a.m. every day. I don't want to hear 552 00:25:24,890 --> 00:25:27,759 any fucking gender-specific language in here. 553 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,062 And if anybody here casts a movie with someone 554 00:25:30,162 --> 00:25:32,464 other than the culture that that movie is about, 555 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:34,100 you are fucking out of here! 556 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:38,837 All right, thank you. It is now 9:01. Lights out. 557 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,552 It's been a long time since I've prayed. 558 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,855 I don't know if anyone can hear me... 559 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,725 but we all really need help right now. 560 00:26:00,526 --> 00:26:02,994 I know in my heart that Kenny didn't just die 561 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,364 of some new COVID variant. 562 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:08,834 I know there's something way bigger going on. 563 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:12,371 But it all seems like so much to take on. 564 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:15,040 Please, if there's anyone who could 565 00:26:15,141 --> 00:26:19,445 help see me through this, it would be a miracle. 566 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:38,797 ♪ Someone's at the door ♪ 567 00:26:38,897 --> 00:26:41,333 ♪ This is the doorbell ♪ 568 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,169 ♪ Apparently in the future ♪ 569 00:26:43,269 --> 00:26:45,704 ♪ All doorbells sing, sing, sing. ♪ 570 00:26:45,804 --> 00:26:49,007 Yeah, I fucking know, goddamn it! 571 00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:52,911 Hey, Kyle. Oh, man, this is crazy, huh? 572 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:55,647 The school is all filled up and the motels are shut down. 573 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:57,549 I was, I was just hoping maybe we could crash here. 574 00:26:57,649 --> 00:27:00,586 Look, I, uh, I don't think that's gonna work. 575 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,921 I figured Stan is probably staying with you, too? 576 00:27:03,021 --> 00:27:04,256 No. No, he's not. 577 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:06,525 Oh, great! Then you have some extra rooms. 578 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,428 - We're gonna be okay, kids! - Yay! 579 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:10,829 No, no, Cartman, I'm sure there are 580 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,398 some other places you can stay. 581 00:27:12,498 --> 00:27:13,899 My family would be really comfortable 582 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:17,102 in a nice Jewish home. Please, Kyle, for my kids. 583 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:20,672 We promise we'll be good, Uncle Kyle. 584 00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,274 Please, Uncle Kyle? 585 00:27:22,374 --> 00:27:24,410 Please, Uncle Kyle? 586 00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:25,844 I can't believe this. 587 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:27,813 Come on, kids! Oh, bless you, Kyle. 588 00:27:27,913 --> 00:27:29,681 Don't worry, I'll put them right to bed. 589 00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,883 You won't even know we're here. 590 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,152 Toda raba, Uncle Kyle. 591 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:36,488 That's Hebrew for "thank you." 592 00:27:44,396 --> 00:27:47,899 Guys, doesn't this all seem a little too convenient? 593 00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,134 What do you mean? 594 00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:50,502 I mean that Kenny's death is suspicious, 595 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,604 he talks about people to blame and then 596 00:27:52,704 --> 00:27:54,906 he suddenly dies of some new COVID variant? 597 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,708 You think it's a cover, Token? 598 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,877 I think it's definitely suspicious. 599 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,680 Speaking of suspicious, what do you call a trans woman 600 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,882 that walks into an abortion clinic? 601 00:28:04,716 --> 00:28:08,287 Her name is Rebecca and she's a fantastic person. 602 00:28:09,054 --> 00:28:11,257 Just seems all nice and buttoned up, doesn't it? 603 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:13,625 It's a perfect cause of death and anyone who's trying 604 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,394 to sort it out is quarantined 605 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:17,296 because one person isn't vaccinated? 606 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,366 It's true-- who wouldn't be vaccinated by now? 607 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:21,767 I'm certainly vaccinated. 608 00:28:21,867 --> 00:28:24,135 - Yeah, I'm vaccinated. - Me, too. 609 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:25,637 We're all vaccinated. 610 00:28:25,737 --> 00:28:29,708 Yeah, I mean, I-I think it's a personal choice. 611 00:28:31,343 --> 00:28:33,679 What does that mean? Are you vaccinated, Clyde? 612 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:35,814 I'm... immunized. 613 00:28:35,914 --> 00:28:37,483 He's not fucking vaccinated! 614 00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:38,750 He's the fucking one! 615 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:40,018 Hey, I just, I just 616 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,120 need to see the research first, you know. 617 00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:46,725 It's been 40 years, Clyde. That's enough research! 618 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:51,129 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 619 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:56,668 Alexa, set an alarm for 7:00 a.m. 620 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,970 Why don't you go talk to your father? 621 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,171 Goddamn it. 622 00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:01,873 If there's some kind of connection 623 00:29:01,973 --> 00:29:03,642 with your dad's farm that can help everyone figure out 624 00:29:03,742 --> 00:29:06,612 what's going on, then you need to talk to him. 625 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:08,480 Can I just go to sleep, please? 626 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,449 Oh, poor you! Poor you! 627 00:29:10,549 --> 00:29:12,984 Stop being a fucking victim. At least you get to go out 628 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:15,821 and do stuff. What do I get to do? 629 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:18,490 - Okay, okay, I'm sorry. - Oh, okay, great. 630 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,225 You're sorry, again. 631 00:29:21,493 --> 00:29:22,894 By the way, I can tell you 632 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:25,196 about some great deals on headphones at Best Buy. 633 00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,798 Would you like to know more? 634 00:29:26,898 --> 00:29:29,301 - Sure, yes, tell me more. - Okay. 635 00:29:29,401 --> 00:29:31,703 The Mark VII headphones have a new edition coming out. 636 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:33,772 Should I add that to your shopping list? 637 00:29:33,872 --> 00:29:36,041 Yes, sure, add them to my shopping list. 638 00:29:36,141 --> 00:29:38,076 Okay. I'll add Mark VII headphones 639 00:29:38,176 --> 00:29:40,812 from Best Buy to your shopping list. 640 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,554 Oh, yeah. 641 00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:51,256 Yeah, you like that? Yeah! Yeah! 642 00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:53,291 Yeah, you like how Abraham trusted in the one true God?! 643 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:57,128 Yeah! Oh, oh, yeah! Yeah! 644 00:29:57,228 --> 00:29:59,631 Goddamn it! 645 00:30:01,900 --> 00:30:03,402 Oh. Shh, shh. Hang on, honey. 646 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:04,936 Hang on. 647 00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,506 Yeah, yeah, what's up, buddy? 648 00:30:07,606 --> 00:30:09,641 What's up is that I am over this! 649 00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:10,776 What are, what are you talking about? 650 00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:12,177 You know what I'm talking about! 651 00:30:12,277 --> 00:30:14,513 You know I can hear you through the walls! 652 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,147 Okay, geez, I'm sorry. 653 00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,149 Sorry I was making love to my wife. 654 00:30:18,249 --> 00:30:19,585 No Jewish people have sex 655 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,487 screaming about their love of Abraham! 656 00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:23,455 You are a fucking fraud! 657 00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:24,823 Is everything all right? 658 00:30:24,923 --> 00:30:26,558 Do you know that your husband once snuck 659 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,860 in my room and gave me fucking AIDS?! 660 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,830 - I'm sorry?! - Oh, my God, Kyle! 661 00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:34,900 If we are being too loud, please don't lash out at my wife! 662 00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:37,736 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I don't know what to say. 663 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,171 Mom, Dad, is everything okay? 664 00:30:40,271 --> 00:30:42,240 It's all right, kids. Go back to bed. 665 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,210 Kyle, obviously you have a problem with us being here. 666 00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:48,580 I promise you that we will be gone first thing in the morning. 667 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,649 That's probably best! 668 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:00,992 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah! 669 00:31:01,092 --> 00:31:02,528 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah, you like how Abraham 670 00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:03,762 - almost sacrificed his only son?! - Oh, yeah! 671 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,796 Yeah! 672 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:10,769 Sir! Sir, the townspeople are demanding 673 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,571 to know when the quarantine will end. 674 00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:15,674 It'll end when we get the order that everything is safe. 675 00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:18,944 But, sir, the people inside are running out of supplies. 676 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,412 They're saying they don't have nearly enough 677 00:31:20,512 --> 00:31:22,514 chin diapers and people are starting to fight. 678 00:31:22,614 --> 00:31:27,486 I have strict orders not to let anything in or out of this town. 679 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:30,522 They'll just have to make do the best they can in there. 680 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,925 Hopefully they can maintain some sense of humanity. 681 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,527 We got a runner! 682 00:31:35,627 --> 00:31:37,496 Another one trying to get out! 683 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:38,864 Please! 684 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,232 I just need to go to a sporting event! 685 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:04,222 Hey, Clyde. Clyde, can we talk to you for a second? 686 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:05,423 Sure, what's up? 687 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:08,494 Look, Clyde, we all really respect 688 00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:11,062 your personal p-p-preferences. 689 00:32:11,162 --> 00:32:14,199 But we have things we really need to get back to. 690 00:32:14,299 --> 00:32:17,202 We've got jobs a-and careers, people who need us. 691 00:32:17,302 --> 00:32:19,204 B-But we're being forced to stay here. 692 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:22,307 So could you maybe just-- just get vaccinated real quick? 693 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,776 Oh. Um... 694 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,178 Nah. I don't wanna. 695 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:31,016 Look, I'm sorry, guys. It's for health reasons. 696 00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:33,952 I can't get vaccinated 'cause I'm allergic to shellfish. 697 00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:37,889 Clyde, there's no shellfish in the COVID vaccine. 698 00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:39,925 I know, but I read that sometimes 699 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:41,827 in the lab where the vaccine is made, 700 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,695 if somebody ate shellfish, 701 00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,196 then it can get cross-contaminated 702 00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:48,166 and have leftover residual shellfish-ness. 703 00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:50,936 So you're saying you won't take the COVID vaccine 704 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,671 out of shellfish-ness. 705 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,105 Yes, that is correct. 706 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,742 Just a general sense of shellfish-ness. 707 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:59,511 Everyone, you better come check this out. 708 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:02,147 Look at this. 709 00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,516 The McCormick Science Wing 710 00:33:04,616 --> 00:33:06,685 at South Park Elementary. 711 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:08,754 Yeah, so? I read about this. 712 00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:10,055 Kenny donated tons of money 713 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:11,790 to build a science center for the students. 714 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,258 Yeah, for the students. 715 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:15,326 So why does it have a lock on it? 716 00:33:27,272 --> 00:33:30,108 This must be where Kenny was doing all his research. 717 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,712 He didn't want to be found, so he used the school as cover. 718 00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:37,883 Uh, guys, why is there blood everywhere? 719 00:33:39,217 --> 00:33:40,719 Everybody see what you can find. 720 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:43,855 There's got to be a clue here of who killed Kenny. 721 00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,561 ♪ In the future ♪ 722 00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,331 ♪ We are living in the future ♪ 723 00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:55,266 ♪ It's the future. ♪ 724 00:34:00,205 --> 00:34:02,574 And we are the fastest growing retirement home 725 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:05,343 in Park County. With our newest tower, 726 00:34:05,443 --> 00:34:08,747 we can now house over 600,000 old people. 727 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:13,785 'Cause in the future you're old for a long, long time. 728 00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:22,227 Can I help you? 729 00:34:22,327 --> 00:34:25,964 My name is Stan Marsh. I came to... 730 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,299 visit my dad. 731 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:33,471 Mr. Marsh. Mr. Marsh, guess what. 732 00:34:33,571 --> 00:34:35,506 Your son is here. 733 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:39,377 I don't have a son. 734 00:34:39,477 --> 00:34:43,649 Oh, come on, Mr. Marsh, don't be a grumpy pants. 735 00:34:43,749 --> 00:34:46,818 You tell that piece of shit that if he wants to 736 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,287 talk to me, he can write an email. 737 00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:52,190 Tell that little pussy if I had any grandkids, 738 00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:54,159 maybe I wouldn't be so bitter 739 00:34:54,259 --> 00:34:56,795 at having such a little bitch for a son! 740 00:34:56,895 --> 00:34:59,631 - Hi, Dad. - Oh, hey, Stan. 741 00:34:59,731 --> 00:35:02,067 I'll leave you two alone. 742 00:35:06,571 --> 00:35:10,408 So, looks like the Broncos still suck. 743 00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:11,877 Yup. 744 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,146 Well, it was nice seeing ya. 745 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,682 Thanks for coming to visit. 746 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,049 I didn't come to visit. 747 00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:19,751 Trust me, I don't want to be here. 748 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:23,154 Right, like you didn't want to murder your sister. 749 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:26,091 What happened to Shelley was your fault, not mine! 750 00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:29,160 Yeah, like it was my fault your mom shot herself! 751 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:31,196 Yes, it actually was! 752 00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:34,900 Your mom died the day her daughter burned to death! 753 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,470 I'm just here because of Kenny. 754 00:35:39,570 --> 00:35:42,941 Why would he have Tegridy Weed in his equations? 755 00:35:46,211 --> 00:35:48,279 Dr. McCormick mentioned Tegridy? 756 00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:51,683 It seemed to somehow fit into some grand theory he had. 757 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:55,453 He knew. He knew it was the way to fix it all. 758 00:35:55,553 --> 00:36:00,458 He knew... about the Pandemic Special. 759 00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,197 But, Mom, why do we have to leave? 760 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,833 It's not safe outside! 761 00:36:07,933 --> 00:36:09,334 We aren't welcome here, children. 762 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,336 We have to find another place to stay. 763 00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:13,371 Oh, no, this is just like when our people were 764 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,440 exiled from the Holy Lands. 765 00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:17,709 Mrs. Cartman, can I talk to you, please? 766 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,711 - Uncle Kyle! - Uncle Kyle, 767 00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,980 why are you making us go? Why? 768 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,548 Is it 'cause we're Jews? 769 00:36:23,648 --> 00:36:26,852 Mrs. Cartman, I'm sorry for last night. 770 00:36:26,952 --> 00:36:32,057 I was just... tired and it was extremely inappropriate of me. 771 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:33,091 Dad! 772 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,392 I think Uncle Kyle 773 00:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,294 is gonna let us stay, Papa! 774 00:36:36,394 --> 00:36:40,932 Uh, no, kids, I'm sorry, but we can't stay here with Uncle Kyle. 775 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:44,569 Please stay. I am asking you to stay. 776 00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,972 Can we, Dad? We'll be good, we promise! 777 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:49,307 You little ones are always good. 778 00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:53,011 ♪ Mik-helm, Mik-helm, mit cloiska pudding ♪ 779 00:36:53,111 --> 00:36:55,446 ♪ Vil plotz vit laughter, too ♪ 780 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:56,581 Stop it! 781 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,085 ♪ Someone is at the door! ♪ 782 00:37:00,185 --> 00:37:03,889 ♪ Yeah! This is the doorbell! ♪ 783 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,924 ♪ It is the future! ♪ 784 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:07,893 They killed Kenny... 785 00:37:07,993 --> 00:37:10,061 because he was trying to stop it. 786 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,930 Stop what? 787 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:13,464 We found Kenny's lab. 788 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:16,534 All of his confidential work and his wild experiments. 789 00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:20,305 Kenny wasn't just trying to find the source of the coronavirus. 790 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,340 He was trying to go back in time, 791 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,943 and stop the pandemic from ever happening. 792 00:37:30,816 --> 00:37:32,617 Okay, old people. 793 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,953 It's 4:00. You know what that means. 794 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:36,822 It's share time! 795 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:40,691 Who has something that they want to share? 796 00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:41,993 Mr. Garrison? 797 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,996 I'd like to share my dick in your mouth. 798 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,199 M'kay. 799 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,501 Okay, guys, let's settle down. 800 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:54,005 Look, I know sharing feelings is hard during this time of crisis. 801 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,142 Is anyone feeling nervous about the new COVID outbreak? 802 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,579 We don't want you to worry, because, you know, 803 00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:04,015 it's the future-- we all do everything we can 804 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,017 to make sure old people don't die. 805 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:09,654 Okay, if nobody else wants to go first, 806 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:11,622 Randy Marsh had a little visitor today 807 00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:14,192 and he'd like to share that with all of you. 808 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:18,363 Uh, hey, everyone. I had a special visitor today. 809 00:38:18,463 --> 00:38:19,998 My "son." 810 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:22,733 Who hasn't come to see me in over 20 years. 811 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,070 And I have some things I need to tell him 812 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:27,005 but it's hard because... 813 00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:28,539 he killed his mom and his sister. 814 00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:31,009 Okay, okay, here's what happened. 815 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,443 Oh, here we go, here we go. 816 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:34,913 After the pandemic, my mom wanted a divorce 817 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:36,714 and she owned half of the farm. 818 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,217 She didn't own half, she always hated weed, 819 00:38:39,317 --> 00:38:40,785 and she didn't do shit for the farm. 820 00:38:40,886 --> 00:38:43,388 He wouldn't give her half the farm, so I got sick 821 00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:44,722 of their fighting and decided to burn 822 00:38:44,822 --> 00:38:46,557 the whole stupid farm to the ground. 823 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:49,327 And his sister was in the barn and she burned to death. 824 00:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,562 Because you locked her in the barn 'cause she wouldn't 825 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,299 do her weed chores 'cause she hated weed, too! 826 00:38:54,399 --> 00:38:56,501 Yes, she had a marijuana problem. 827 00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:59,037 And so his mother couldn't take the loss 828 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,072 of Shelley and so she killed herself! 829 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:02,773 Which is your fault. 830 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:04,142 You were the one who 831 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:05,376 burned the family business to the ground. 832 00:39:05,476 --> 00:39:06,878 You guys are hearing this, right? 833 00:39:08,947 --> 00:39:12,783 So, Kenny spends years researching time travel, 834 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:14,685 then suddenly Kenny dies, 835 00:39:14,785 --> 00:39:17,155 and all his fellow scientists go missing. 836 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,891 Just leaving behind a trail of blood. 837 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:22,227 Seems like all of the scientists were murdered 838 00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,762 so that nobody could complete Kenny's work. 839 00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:26,264 All of them except one. 840 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:28,166 In almost all this research, 841 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:31,802 one name keeps popping up: Victor Chouce. 842 00:39:31,903 --> 00:39:34,973 It appears that Chouce was Kenny's right-hand man. 843 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:36,641 But he was insane. 844 00:39:36,741 --> 00:39:38,776 He's been locked up for years inside a mental institution. 845 00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:41,112 Oh, come on. Now we're gonna start talking 846 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,780 to certifiably crazy people? 847 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,783 Crazy or not, we find this Victor Chouce 848 00:39:45,883 --> 00:39:48,786 and we find where Kenny hid the information. 849 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:57,996 Yes. 850 00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,697 Yes, that is correct. 851 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:02,700 Victor Chouce is one of our patients here. 852 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,270 What is the nature of your inquiry? 853 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:07,939 We have reason to believe that Victor Chouce 854 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,841 can answer questions regarding our friend's death. 855 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,877 Could you put him on the line please? 856 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,146 I'm afraid that's impossible. 857 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:19,517 Victor is too unstable for phone calls. They confuse him. 858 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:22,587 Well, can we come talk to him in person then? 859 00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,191 Yes, I believe that could be arranged. 860 00:40:26,291 --> 00:40:29,227 As long as the proper protocols are met. 861 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:32,530 Is everyone in your party vaccinated? 862 00:40:34,099 --> 00:40:35,366 No. 863 00:40:35,466 --> 00:40:37,435 Well, then I'm afraid we can't allow you 864 00:40:37,535 --> 00:40:38,936 into our facility. 865 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:42,140 But-but we have to talk to him! It's urgent! 866 00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:43,408 What'd they say? 867 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:44,809 They're not gonna let us see him! 868 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:47,612 It's some kind of goddamn conspiracy! 869 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:59,390 Listen to me, it's very simple. 870 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:01,826 I need to take my dad out of here. 871 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:03,061 He has to come with me. 872 00:41:03,161 --> 00:41:04,929 I'm afraid that's impossible. 873 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:07,598 Senior citizens are in here to keep them safe. 874 00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:11,302 You know, it's the future-- we can't let old people die. 875 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:13,838 - I told you, stupid. - Shut up, Dad. 876 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:16,774 Look, there's a chance we can help fight this new variant. 877 00:41:16,874 --> 00:41:18,743 I just need him out for a couple hours 878 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:20,245 so we can get something important. 879 00:41:20,345 --> 00:41:21,812 Well, why don't you just go get it? 880 00:41:21,912 --> 00:41:24,082 Because he won't tell me where it is because 881 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:26,884 - he doesn't trust me. - Because he killed his mom. 882 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,820 Look, I'm sorry, but this is the future. 883 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,757 Nothing is more important than keeping old people alive. 884 00:41:32,857 --> 00:41:34,425 What if you took him out there and, God forbid, 885 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:35,860 he crapped his pants? 886 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:37,395 And then slipped on the old people diarrhea 887 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,796 and hit his head? 888 00:41:38,896 --> 00:41:40,131 We'd have to shut down the entire country, 889 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,199 for Christ's sake. 890 00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:43,168 Well, I guess that's it. 891 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:45,736 Only one way out now. 892 00:41:49,074 --> 00:41:50,475 Kick him in the balls, Stan! 893 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:51,942 - What?! - Kick him in the balls! 894 00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,279 - Come on, hurry! - Get your hands off of me! 895 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:55,913 - Dad! - Goddamn it, Stan, 896 00:41:56,013 --> 00:41:58,916 kick his fucking balls so we can go! 897 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:00,451 Fuck! 898 00:42:00,551 --> 00:42:04,455 Okay, grab his keys! Grab his keys, you stupid ass! 899 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:12,930 Warning. Warning. Old person has escaped. 900 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:16,167 Old person has escaped. Warning. 901 00:42:25,710 --> 00:42:27,478 All of these documents we found in Kenny's lab 902 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:30,315 referred to possible origins of the coronavirus. 903 00:42:30,415 --> 00:42:32,250 He wanted to go back and stop it. 904 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:35,186 But to stop it, he had to figure out how to bend time. 905 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:39,157 Exactly. There's notes-- years and years of research 906 00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,558 that Kenny compiled-- 907 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,727 all on the possibilities of time travel. 908 00:42:42,827 --> 00:42:44,795 You silly girl. 909 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:47,665 You, yes. Who's a little mister, yes. 910 00:42:47,765 --> 00:42:49,200 Who's a little hetzpah? 911 00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,801 Who's my little meshugana? 912 00:42:50,901 --> 00:42:52,337 Excuse me! 913 00:42:52,437 --> 00:42:53,938 Geez, sorry, Kyle. 914 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:56,341 Kenny was researching the nature of space-time 915 00:42:56,441 --> 00:42:58,576 to see if some kind of bending was possible. 916 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:01,579 But then suddenly, all the research just gets cut off. 917 00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:03,548 Because whoever made the pandemic happen 918 00:43:03,648 --> 00:43:05,816 killed Kenny before he could go back and stop it. 919 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:08,186 Silly girl. Yes. 920 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,388 Will you please knock it off?! 921 00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:11,989 What's the problem, Kyle? 922 00:43:12,089 --> 00:43:13,924 You know what you're doing, fat-ass! 923 00:43:14,024 --> 00:43:16,694 Goddamn it, why don't you lay off my fuckin' dad, Uncle Kyle! 924 00:43:16,794 --> 00:43:19,430 Moisha! He's never talked like that before. 925 00:43:19,530 --> 00:43:20,731 I'm sorry, Mom. It's just... 926 00:43:20,831 --> 00:43:23,100 Uncle Kyle, he makes me so crazy! 927 00:43:23,201 --> 00:43:24,969 That is not okay, Moisha. 928 00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:28,773 But it's true, Dad. Uncle Kyle makes me crazy, too! 929 00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:31,209 - Menorah! - Fuck you, Kyle. 930 00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:33,278 Hackelm! 931 00:43:33,378 --> 00:43:35,246 You guys, listen. In Kenny's work 932 00:43:35,346 --> 00:43:37,948 he talks about where he would hide important information. 933 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:40,385 He says his friends will always know where to look 934 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:43,120 if they just think like kids again. 935 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,157 Think like kids again... 936 00:43:47,225 --> 00:43:50,027 I know where Kenny hid what we're looking for. 937 00:43:50,127 --> 00:43:52,397 It's up his ass. 938 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,537 Who's the broad? 939 00:43:59,637 --> 00:44:01,739 That's just my Alexa. 940 00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:04,108 That's the best you could do, huh? 941 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:05,410 Is it even the new one? 942 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,945 - Excuse me? - Just ignore him. 943 00:44:08,813 --> 00:44:10,848 Okay, fine, there's a new upgrade available 944 00:44:10,948 --> 00:44:12,483 for your Amazon Prime membership. 945 00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:13,951 Would you like to know more? 946 00:44:14,051 --> 00:44:15,386 Not now, please. 947 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,155 Okay, so I guess just fuck me, then? 948 00:44:19,924 --> 00:44:21,826 Uh-huh. 949 00:44:38,108 --> 00:44:40,745 This was once such a magical place. 950 00:44:40,845 --> 00:44:42,580 Can we just get this over with? 951 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,148 I don't want to be here. 952 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:45,750 You think I want to be here? 953 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:48,819 This is where I lost everything that I cared about! 954 00:44:48,919 --> 00:44:50,988 And your mom and your sister! 955 00:44:57,495 --> 00:44:59,530 Dad, there's nothing here. 956 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,699 Dad? 957 00:45:01,799 --> 00:45:03,434 I think I can trust you now, Stan. 958 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,338 It's time for you to learn what your friend Kenny was after. 959 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,708 When the pandemic started, you were only a kid. 960 00:45:10,808 --> 00:45:14,144 You don't remember the pain we all went through. 961 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:15,480 Yeah, I do. 962 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,383 We as Americans went through so much. 963 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:22,720 First, that incompetent jack-hole was elected president. 964 00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:26,223 Then the pandemic came, and then the race wars. 965 00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:30,295 And then just when it seemed like we'd turned a corner, 966 00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:35,700 Space Jam 2 came out, and we all just kind of gave up. 967 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,203 What we lost, Stan, was our Tegridy. 968 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:41,406 But it was all by design. 969 00:45:41,506 --> 00:45:43,474 They needed us to lose it. 970 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,742 Who did? 971 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:47,378 Who would want us to lose our optimism 972 00:45:47,478 --> 00:45:49,814 and start fighting with each other? 973 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:50,715 China. 974 00:45:50,815 --> 00:45:53,751 - China? - China. 975 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,986 They're the superpower now. 976 00:45:56,086 --> 00:45:58,956 The future is totally theirs and we let it happen. 977 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:01,592 A man in China had sex with a pangolin 978 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:04,562 and that started COVID. That man was me. 979 00:46:04,662 --> 00:46:06,096 So I knew how to go back 980 00:46:06,196 --> 00:46:07,598 and stop them from taking over... 981 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:09,300 Wait, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. 982 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,001 You started COVID? 983 00:46:11,101 --> 00:46:13,003 Yes, but that's besides the point. 984 00:46:13,103 --> 00:46:15,340 China used me like they used us all. 985 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,409 So I came up with a way to help everyone fight back. 986 00:46:18,509 --> 00:46:20,811 A special Tegridy weed. 987 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,247 You had sex with a pangolin 988 00:46:23,348 --> 00:46:26,183 in China and started the whole pandemic?! 989 00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:28,419 Will you listen to what I'm saying?! 990 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:31,221 Gal! I worked to create more Tegridy, 991 00:46:31,322 --> 00:46:34,091 but China did everything they could to stop me. 992 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:35,826 They even got to my son. 993 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:38,829 Who burned all of Tegridy Farms to the ground. 994 00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:41,165 But what you didn't even know 995 00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:44,569 was that I had secretly created a new strain of weed. 996 00:46:44,669 --> 00:46:48,673 A weed so powerful, I couldn't even call it a special. 997 00:46:48,773 --> 00:46:50,875 It was more like an event. 998 00:46:50,975 --> 00:46:53,511 I hid it away all these years. 999 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:58,215 And now it... is the key to saving us all. 1000 00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:09,827 - Where the fuck is it? - What? 1001 00:47:09,927 --> 00:47:13,097 The Tegridy Weed Special Event! Where the fuck is it?! 1002 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:14,665 I don't know, Dad! 1003 00:47:14,765 --> 00:47:17,101 They got it. They took it! 1004 00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:19,036 There's even fresh footprints on the ground! 1005 00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:20,638 Oh, Jesus! 1006 00:47:20,738 --> 00:47:22,773 So maybe it wasn't the Chinese. 1007 00:47:22,873 --> 00:47:26,877 Yeah, no, it was definitely the Chinese. Oh, God. 1008 00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:30,548 That was it! That was the very last bit of Tegridy! 1009 00:47:30,648 --> 00:47:33,484 The only other thing I had were some seeds that I hid 1010 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:37,422 up my ass, but they took them from me at the old folks home! 1011 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:39,490 Wait a minute. What did you say? 1012 00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:42,593 I said they took them from me at the old folks home. 1013 00:47:42,693 --> 00:47:43,794 No, before that. 1014 00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:47,264 Oh. I said I hid 'em up my ass. 1015 00:47:47,364 --> 00:47:51,502 Jesus. It's so simple. How did we not get it? 1016 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:53,638 Alexa, start the car! 1017 00:47:54,572 --> 00:47:56,807 There's no point now, son! 1018 00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:58,709 It's all gone. 1019 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:02,012 It's all lost. All lost. 1020 00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:05,249 Randy. 1021 00:48:05,349 --> 00:48:08,285 Randy. 1022 00:48:08,385 --> 00:48:10,521 Ah...? 1023 00:48:10,621 --> 00:48:13,090 ICU, please. Blue Team, ICU. 1024 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:21,198 "Un-cle Kyle." 1025 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:26,303 "Uncle Kyle." Say it, Hackelm. 1026 00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:31,609 - "Uncle Kyle." - Fuck you, Kyle. 1027 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:35,312 No, no, no. "Uncle Kyle." 1028 00:48:35,412 --> 00:48:36,681 Fuck you, Kyle. 1029 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:38,783 Oh, my gosh, no. 1030 00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:40,818 We're so sorry about this. 1031 00:48:40,918 --> 00:48:43,621 Hackelm, say "Uncle." 1032 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:48,292 "Uncle. Uncle Kyle." 1033 00:48:49,359 --> 00:48:51,261 Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! 1034 00:48:51,361 --> 00:48:52,663 Hey, that was better. 1035 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,599 It isn't gonna work. The hospital says 1036 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,634 we don't have authorization to see Kenny's remains. 1037 00:48:56,734 --> 00:48:57,935 What?! 1038 00:48:58,035 --> 00:48:59,570 Sounds like someone doesn't want us 1039 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:02,039 to see Kenny's remains. 'Cause we might find the truth. 1040 00:49:02,139 --> 00:49:03,974 There has to be a way for us to get in there. 1041 00:49:04,074 --> 00:49:06,343 - Ha ha. Fuck you, Uncle Kyle! - Hackelm. 1042 00:49:06,443 --> 00:49:08,679 What the hell are you guys doing here? 1043 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,448 - Stan? - What are you doing here? 1044 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:13,951 I've been trying to find out who killed Kenny. 1045 00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:16,554 I think I know where he stored the information. 1046 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:17,755 It's in his asshole. 1047 00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:19,189 - Yes. - Well, it doesn't matter. 1048 00:49:19,289 --> 00:49:20,791 They won't let us into the morgue. 1049 00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:22,527 Yeah, that's because you guys don't think. 1050 00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:23,894 Excuse me? We need to examine 1051 00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:25,930 the remains of Dr. McCormick right away. 1052 00:49:26,030 --> 00:49:27,565 Like I told the others, 1053 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:30,501 only certified medical personnel are allowed to examine cadavers. 1054 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:32,202 Stan Marsh, consultant 1055 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:35,139 for Post-Modem Beveragetainment Online Services. 1056 00:49:36,373 --> 00:49:38,375 One moment, Doctor. 1057 00:49:38,475 --> 00:49:40,177 This is highly unorthodox. 1058 00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:42,647 We don't normally allow outsiders into the morgue. 1059 00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:46,751 That's understandable, Doctor, but luckily I am orthodox. 1060 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,886 I don't think this is suitable for children. 1061 00:49:48,986 --> 00:49:51,221 You guys go. You were the closest to him. 1062 00:49:51,321 --> 00:49:53,357 We'll stay back and watch the kids. 1063 00:49:55,359 --> 00:49:57,127 I'm sorry we can't supply any chin diapers. 1064 00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:59,129 Just maintain social distance. 1065 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:00,898 Middle cabinet, second from the bottom. 1066 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:19,617 Hello, old friend. 1067 00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:22,920 Ah, come on! 1068 00:50:25,923 --> 00:50:27,792 Well, let's get him... 1069 00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,259 turned over. 1070 00:50:33,964 --> 00:50:35,232 Somebody's got to look. 1071 00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:37,001 I'm not reaching up Kenny's ass. 1072 00:50:37,101 --> 00:50:38,535 Well, somebody has to. 1073 00:50:38,636 --> 00:50:40,104 - Cartman, go ahead. - No, I can't do it. 1074 00:50:40,204 --> 00:50:41,438 If anyone should reach up Kenny's ass, 1075 00:50:41,538 --> 00:50:42,873 it should be you, Kyle. 1076 00:50:42,973 --> 00:50:44,609 I thought you were his fucking "best friend." 1077 00:50:44,709 --> 00:50:47,578 I was his best friend, but I am also married, 1078 00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:50,014 so I can't be fingering people's buttholes. 1079 00:50:50,114 --> 00:50:52,449 God, you guys fucking suck. I'll just do it. 1080 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:54,719 Just like I always had to fix fucking everything else! 1081 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:02,492 You did not "fucking fix everything," 1082 00:51:02,593 --> 00:51:05,329 you just started acting like everyone else was stupid. 1083 00:51:05,429 --> 00:51:08,265 Oh, really? Because they were acting stupid? 1084 00:51:08,365 --> 00:51:10,668 Yeah, because you got all self-righteous about everything. 1085 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:13,103 - I got self-righteous? - Yeah, you got self-righteous. 1086 00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:15,139 Do you know what fucking sanctimonious means? 1087 00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,141 No, Kyle, why don't you fucking tell me 1088 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:18,843 what fucking sanctimonious means. 1089 00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:20,344 See, this is exactly how you acted when 1090 00:51:20,444 --> 00:51:22,112 - the pandemic started to... - Wait! 1091 00:51:22,212 --> 00:51:23,180 Hold on. 1092 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,616 We've got it. 1093 00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:31,321 - Oh, my God. - What? 1094 00:51:31,421 --> 00:51:34,591 It's got shit on it. That's dead people shit. 1095 00:51:40,464 --> 00:51:42,066 What are you working on, Clyde? 1096 00:51:42,166 --> 00:51:44,068 I'm going through Kenny's journals again 1097 00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,636 to try to find some answers. 1098 00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:48,438 Seems like we just keep hitting dead ends, you know? 1099 00:51:48,538 --> 00:51:50,741 I'm just tired and I want to go home. 1100 00:51:50,841 --> 00:51:53,343 I know. I'm exhausted, too. 1101 00:51:55,980 --> 00:51:58,749 You want to maybe do a little bump? 1102 00:51:58,849 --> 00:51:59,984 Huh? 1103 00:52:00,084 --> 00:52:01,351 I was just-- 1104 00:52:01,451 --> 00:52:03,954 I've got some coke and I thought we could... 1105 00:52:04,054 --> 00:52:06,223 I don't know, do you want to party? 1106 00:52:07,157 --> 00:52:08,759 Fuck yes, I want to party. 1107 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,260 - Really? - Fuck yes. 1108 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,162 Oh, I'm so glad you're down. 1109 00:52:12,262 --> 00:52:14,231 Nobody else is even cool enough for me to ask. 1110 00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:15,966 It's pretty good shit, too. 1111 00:52:16,066 --> 00:52:19,103 Oh, man. Thank God. 1112 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:20,370 Thank God I brought this. Here ya go. 1113 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,173 Fuck yes. Let's fucking party. 1114 00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:25,609 Wait a minute. 1115 00:52:26,510 --> 00:52:28,779 - What is this really? - What do you mean? 1116 00:52:28,879 --> 00:52:32,016 This isn't cocaine, it's the COVID vaccine, isn't it?! 1117 00:52:32,116 --> 00:52:34,651 I'm not putting that shit in my body! 1118 00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:36,386 Forget it, guys, it didn't work. 1119 00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:40,624 You guys were gonna trick me into taking the vaccine?! 1120 00:52:40,725 --> 00:52:42,827 Goddamn it, Clyde, we want to get out of here! 1121 00:52:42,927 --> 00:52:46,063 My body is a temple and I'm not taking that shit! 1122 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,298 Let's just face it, guys, it's over. 1123 00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,634 We're never going to find what Kenny was after. 1124 00:52:50,735 --> 00:52:52,937 Whoever controls the world and killed our friend 1125 00:52:53,037 --> 00:52:54,604 is just gonna get away with it. 1126 00:52:54,705 --> 00:52:56,206 Not so fast! 1127 00:52:58,442 --> 00:53:01,812 We did it! We found Kenny's hidden information! 1128 00:53:01,912 --> 00:53:03,748 - You did? - And now we can finally 1129 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:04,749 learn the truth! 1130 00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:06,150 Whoever Kenny was after, 1131 00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:08,719 we are gonna take those fuckers down! 1132 00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:16,360 The date is November 3rd. It is 2:07 p.m. 1133 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,796 Dr. Kenneth McCormick will now be 1134 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,831 attempting to travel back in time. 1135 00:53:20,931 --> 00:53:24,969 In order to stop the COVID pandemic from ever happening. 1136 00:53:25,770 --> 00:53:26,670 He did it? 1137 00:53:26,771 --> 00:53:28,138 Dr. McCormick believes 1138 00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:29,139 that going back 1139 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:30,607 is the only way 1140 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,310 to stop the people who have ruined the future. 1141 00:53:33,410 --> 00:53:35,913 In the event of Dr. McCormick's death, 1142 00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:37,815 he wants everyone to know the group 1143 00:53:37,915 --> 00:53:40,284 that is responsible for the way things are. 1144 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,987 It is, "My three dickhead friends, 1145 00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:45,489 Stan, Kyle and Cartman." 1146 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:47,224 What?! 1147 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,026 Dr. McCormick says 1148 00:53:49,126 --> 00:53:51,228 that these three completely ruined everything 1149 00:53:51,328 --> 00:53:53,597 when they let COVID break up their friendship 1150 00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:56,901 and became argumentative, combative, pessimistic assholes. 1151 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:01,505 He says he hopes you guys are watching this. 1152 00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:08,712 He spent his whole life trying to fix your broship 1153 00:54:08,813 --> 00:54:10,714 and then realized this was the only way, 1154 00:54:10,815 --> 00:54:12,182 'cause you guys suck. 1155 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:14,885 The sequence is active! 1156 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:17,054 The historic moment is here! 1157 00:54:17,154 --> 00:54:18,856 Godspeed, Dr. McCormick! 1158 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:23,660 Wait! Dr. McCormick, you forgot your chin diaper! 1159 00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:26,530 Something's wrong! 1160 00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,660 All this time, the bad guys we were after, 1161 00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:01,365 who Kenny said ruined the future, was you guys? 1162 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,667 Wendy, I've been trying not to say anything but... 1163 00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:06,670 your friends are all kind of douchebags. 1164 00:55:10,707 --> 00:55:12,009 Kenny was right. 1165 00:55:12,109 --> 00:55:14,178 All this time, we've been trying to figure out 1166 00:55:14,278 --> 00:55:16,847 whose fault this all was. 1167 00:55:16,947 --> 00:55:18,782 It was our fault. 1168 00:55:18,883 --> 00:55:21,018 I remember when we were kids. 1169 00:55:21,118 --> 00:55:23,587 We were so optimistic. 1170 00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:27,357 We lost that. We lost our sense of fun. 1171 00:55:27,457 --> 00:55:29,726 Our sense of humor. 1172 00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:32,729 Maybe the pandemic was a big test. 1173 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:35,265 And we all failed. 1174 00:55:35,365 --> 00:55:37,801 Let's face it, guys. 1175 00:55:37,902 --> 00:55:39,836 We killed Kenny. 1176 00:55:43,107 --> 00:55:44,641 Yeah. Kenny was right. 1177 00:55:44,741 --> 00:55:47,411 Back in the old days, we wouldn't give up like this. 1178 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,313 We would have just set out to save our friend, 1179 00:55:49,413 --> 00:55:51,381 no matter how impossible it seemed. 1180 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:53,350 What we would have done-- 1181 00:55:53,450 --> 00:55:54,985 and what we should have done then-- 1182 00:55:55,085 --> 00:55:56,887 was double down on our respect 1183 00:55:56,987 --> 00:55:59,656 and our love for one another and fight through it 1184 00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:02,092 instead of fighting with each other. 1185 00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,827 We can save Kenny. 1186 00:56:03,928 --> 00:56:05,562 We just have to finish his work. 1187 00:56:05,662 --> 00:56:08,165 How? We don't know anything about quantum physics 1188 00:56:08,265 --> 00:56:09,766 and time travel. 1189 00:56:09,866 --> 00:56:13,337 I don't know how. But we start by believing. 1190 00:56:13,437 --> 00:56:16,273 In each other and in what is yet to come. 1191 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:19,809 We have to go back to being those kids we once were. 1192 00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:23,380 Even if it means calling Jesus or Santa. 1193 00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:25,215 Come on, guys, we've got work to do! 1194 00:56:25,315 --> 00:56:28,152 Sounds good. I'll be right back. 1195 00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,888 Moisha, Hackelm, kids, get your things. 1196 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:32,990 We need to go now. 1197 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:34,458 What's going on, Dad? 1198 00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:36,660 Your Uncle Kyle wants to go back and change things. 1199 00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,096 He's going to try and change the past. 1200 00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:41,698 But I like things the way they are. 1201 00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:44,668 Me too, Dad. Do you think he'll be able to do it? 1202 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:46,236 No, kids. 1203 00:56:46,336 --> 00:56:48,072 Fuck Uncle Kyle. 1204 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:49,206 Yay! 1205 00:56:49,306 --> 00:56:51,308 - Yay, Daddy! - Fuck Uncle Kyle! 1206 00:56:55,179 --> 00:56:57,414 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 1207 00:56:57,514 --> 00:57:00,584 People were supposed to get kinder in the future. 1208 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:04,054 I'm so sorry what happened to both of you. 1209 00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:06,890 It wasn't your fault, Randy. 1210 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:09,259 It was all Stan's fault. 1211 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:12,896 Yes, it was all Stan's fault. 1212 00:57:13,697 --> 00:57:15,832 Thanks for saying that, you guys. 1213 00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,368 I'm sorry Stan sucks so hard sometimes. 1214 00:57:18,468 --> 00:57:20,770 Don't give up, Randy. 1215 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:22,739 Humanity needs you. 1216 00:57:22,839 --> 00:57:24,441 No! 1217 00:57:24,541 --> 00:57:26,676 I can't do it alone! 1218 00:57:26,776 --> 00:57:30,247 How can things possibly go back to the way they were? 1219 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,861 It can't be. 1220 00:57:44,961 --> 00:57:46,330 It's impossible. 1221 00:57:48,665 --> 00:57:52,936 It's the last little sprout of Tegridy. 1222 00:57:58,942 --> 00:58:01,111 I have to get you somewhere safe. 1223 00:58:01,211 --> 00:58:03,547 We have a lot of work to do. 1224 00:58:24,434 --> 00:58:28,572 We just had another call asking to speak with Victor Chouce. 1225 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:31,508 You're quite a popular man, Victor. 1226 00:58:34,944 --> 00:58:37,614 I wonder what all the fuss is about. 1227 00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:44,288 Don't feel like talking, huh? 1228 00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:46,623 You will. 1229 00:58:49,526 --> 00:58:51,828 ♪ We are all, you and me ♪ 1230 00:58:51,928 --> 00:58:55,632 ♪ We are all living in the future ♪ 1231 00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:58,068 ♪ We can't get stuff 'cause boats are late ♪ 1232 00:58:58,168 --> 00:59:02,372 ♪ And nobody's working in the future ♪ 1233 00:59:04,341 --> 00:59:08,645 ♪ They don't sell tostadas anymore at Taco Bell ♪ 1234 00:59:08,745 --> 00:59:10,880 ♪ Welcome to the future ♪ 1235 00:59:11,815 --> 00:59:13,417 ♪ In the future ♪ 1236 00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:17,354 ♪ We are living in the future ♪ 1237 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:20,590 ♪ It's the future ♪ 1238 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:23,760 ♪ We're living in the future. ♪ 93482