All language subtitles for Someday_At_Christmas_2021_1080p_HDTV_X264-CRiMSON

The year
time of the year
why am I worried about it,

time of the year
why am I worried about it,
I should have no fear

why am I worried about it,
I should have no fear
whoa, it's my favorite time of

I should have no fear
whoa, it's my favorite time of
the year

whoa, it's my favorite time of
the year
time of the year

the year
time of the year
I should not be worried

time of the year
I should not be worried
about it, I should have no

I should not be worried
about it, I should have no
fear

it's my favorite time of

year

whoa

holiday

due to the derailment outside

of the tunnel, all trains are

canceled.

I repeat... all trains are

canceled.

Once again, we apologize for

the inconvenience.

Seriously?

Just my luck.

What will she say?

Yeah, yeah

y'all don't hear me

what will she say?
brandon, I know, but what do
you want me to do?

Brandon, I know, but what do
you want me to do?
Everything's canceled.

You want me to do?
Everything's canceled.
I'm not gonna be able to get out

everything's canceled.
I'm not gonna be able to get out
until tomorrow.

I'm not gonna be able to get out
until tomorrow.
damn, baby, I miss you.

Until tomorrow.
damn, baby, I miss you.
I tried to leave earlier, but

damn, baby, I miss you.
I tried to leave earlier, but
my boss wanted me to interview

I tried to leave earlier, but
my boss wanted me to interview
everyone and their mama after

my boss wanted me to interview
everyone and their mama after
the press conference.

Everyone and their mama after
the press conference.
It was a madhouse in there.

The press conference.
It was a madhouse in there.
You can pick me up from the

it was a madhouse in there.
You can pick me up from the
train station tomorrow?

You can pick me up from the
train station tomorrow?
I can do that.

Train station tomorrow?
I can do that.
You want to hang out afterwards?

I can do that.
You want to hang out afterwards?
My nana's having a little

you want to hang out afterwards?
My nana's having a little
get-together at the house

my nana's having a little
get-together at the house
tomorrow.

Get-together at the house
tomorrow.
uh... I'm not sure yet.

Tomorrow.
uh... I'm not sure yet.
I'm crazy busy with deadlines.

Uh... I'm not sure yet.
I'm crazy busy with deadlines.
And, besides, you know christmas

I'm crazy busy with deadlines.
And, besides, you know christmas
is just another day for me.

And, besides, you know christmas
is just another day for me.
I'm not really in the holiday

is just another day for me.
I'm not really in the holiday
spirit.

I'm not really in the holiday
spirit.
I'm just gonna go back to my

spirit.
I'm just gonna go back to my
hotel.

I'm just gonna go back to my
hotel.
Thank god I didn't check out of

hotel.
Thank god I didn't check out of
my room earlier.

Thank god I didn't check out of
my room earlier.
So I guess things could be

my room earlier.
So I guess things could be
worse.

So I guess things could be
worse.
okay, well, look, don't...

Worse.
okay, well, look, don't...
don't stress out too much, baby.

Okay, well, look, don't...
don't stress out too much, baby.
I'll just see you when you get

don't stress out too much, baby.
I'll just see you when you get
back here tomorrow.

I'll just see you when you get
back here tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, how about

back here tomorrow.
As a matter of fact, how about
we, um... we stay in tomorrow?

As a matter of fact, how about
we, um... we stay in tomorrow?
My place, have dinner.

We, um... we stay in tomorrow?
My place, have dinner.
I'll cook.

My place, have dinner.
I'll cook.
that works.

I'll cook.
that works.
okay.

That works.
okay.
Sleep tight.

Okay.
Sleep tight.
Call me first thing in the

sleep tight.
Call me first thing in the
morning, alright?

Call me first thing in the
morning, alright?
okay. Talk to you then.

Morning, alright?
okay. Talk to you then.
alright, baby.

Okay. Talk to you then.
alright, baby.
bye.

My night just freed up.
looks like christmas came
early.

Looks like christmas came early.

Early.
Now I have you all to myself.

Now I have you all to myself.
Well, ho-ho-ho.

Now I have you all to myself.
well, ho-ho-ho.
happy holiday

well, ho-ho-ho.
happy holiday
ooooh

happy holiday ooooh

ooooh

Whoa, hey, hey, hey!
Hi.

Hi.
I'm actually about to sit here.

Hi.
I'm actually about to sit here.
oh, no, actually, um, I'm

I'm actually about to sit here.
oh, no, actually, um, I'm
sitting here.

Oh, no, actually, um, I'm
sitting here.
But I apologize for any mix-up.

Sitting here.
But I apologize for any mix-up.
well, if you just let me have

but I apologize for any mix-up.
well, if you just let me have
the table, there will be no need

well, if you just let me have
the table, there will be no need
for an apology.

The table, there will be no need
for an apology.
Giving... that's what the

for an apology.
Giving... that's what the
holiday spirit is all about,

giving... that's what the
holiday spirit is all about,
right?

Holiday spirit is all about,
right?
yeah, but it's also about

right?
yeah, but it's also about
receiving, and I'm counting all

yeah, but it's also about
receiving, and I'm counting all
my blessings.

Receiving, and I'm counting all
my blessings.
Now, as much as I would love to

my blessings.
Now, as much as I would love to
be in the christmas spirit, I'm

now, as much as I would love to
be in the christmas spirit, I'm
tired and hungry.

Be in the christmas spirit, I'm
tired and hungry.
This... this table has my name

tired and hungry.
This... this table has my name
written all over it.

This... this table has my name
written all over it.

Written all over it.
If I could just...

If I could just...
W-what are you doing?

If I could just...
w-what are you doing?
if you'd just let me...

W-what are you doing?
if you'd just let me...
where are you going?

If you'd just let me...
where are you going?
if you'd just let me have...

Where are you going?
if you'd just let me have...
can you just give me the table?

If you'd just let me have...
can you just give me the table?
fair is fair.

Can you just give me the table?
fair is fair.
but, technically, I was

fair is fair.
but, technically, I was
already here, so this is

but, technically, I was
already here, so this is
actually my table.

Already here, so this is
actually my table.
yeah, well, I can see how you

actually my table.
yeah, well, I can see how you
might have come to that

yeah, well, I can see how you
might have come to that
conclusion, but I was actually

might have come to that
conclusion, but I was actually
told to sit here... by the host,

conclusion, but I was actually
told to sit here... by the host,
the... the one that actually

told to sit here... by the host,
the... the one that actually
works here.

The... the one that actually
works here.
You know, the one you talk to

works here.
You know, the one you talk to
prior to... to being seated.

Okay, fine.

Hey.

Now, I didn't say I want to eat
alone.
I mean, I-I wouldn't mind the

alone.
I mean, I-I wouldn't mind the
company.

You want to join me?
sure.
Why not?

Sure.
Why not?
perhaps we should start over.

Why not?
perhaps we should start over.
My name is jonathan.

Perhaps we should start over.
My name is jonathan.
It's a pleasure to meet you.

My name is jonathan.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm chance.

It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm chance.
Same.

I'm chance.
Same.
may I?

Same.
may I?
thank you.

So, what are you in the mood
for?

For?
Uh, a drink.

Uh, a drink.

Uh, a drink.
Actually, make that two.

Actually, make that two.
Oh, double-fisting.

Actually, make that two.
oh, double-fisting.
That's the kind of day, huh?

Oh, double-fisting.
That's the kind of day, huh?
uh, yeah, absolutely.

That's the kind of day, huh?
Uh, yeah, absolutely.

Uh, yeah, absolutely.
What are you thinking about

what are you thinking about
having?

What are you thinking about
having?
probably just a jack and

having?
probably just a jack and
ginger.

Probably just a jack and
ginger.
What about you?

Ginger.
What about you?
oh, my usual... jameson on

what about you?
oh, my usual... jameson on
the rocks.

Oh, my usual... jameson on
the rocks.

The rocks.
You would not believe the day

you would not believe the day
I've been having.

You would not believe the day
I've been having.
yeah, well, I can only

I've been having.
yeah, well, I can only
imagine.

Yeah, well, I can only
imagine.
This traveling for work is

imagine.
This traveling for work is
wearing me down.

This traveling for work is
wearing me down.
oh, so I'm not alone.

Wearing me down.
oh, so I'm not alone.
no.

Oh, so I'm not alone.
no.
I was actually supposed to be

no.
I was actually supposed to be
on a train on my way back to

I was actually supposed to be
on a train on my way back to
philly, but here I am...

On a train on my way back to
philly, but here I am...
Stuck in d.C. For the night.

Philly, but here I am...
Stuck in d.C. For the night.
yeah, well, it's not so bad.

Stuck in d.C. For the night.
yeah, well, it's not so bad.
I mean, d.C. Is actually a great

yeah, well, it's not so bad.
I mean, d.C. Is actually a great
place to be stuck in.

I mean, d.C. Is actually a great
place to be stuck in.
My flight doesn't leave until

place to be stuck in.
My flight doesn't leave until
late tomorrow afternoon.

My flight doesn't leave until
late tomorrow afternoon.
where's home for you?

Late tomorrow afternoon.
where's home for you?
atlanta.

Where's home for you?
atlanta.
mm! The a-t-l, huh?

Atlanta.
mm! The a-t-l, huh?
yeah.

Mm! The a-t-l, huh?
yeah.
that's one of my favorite

yeah.
that's one of my favorite
cities.

That's one of my favorite
cities.
yeah.

Cities.
yeah.
so, what do you do for work?

Yeah.
So, what do you do for work?

So, what do you do for work?
What's so funny?

What's so funny?
Don't you hate that intro?

What's so funny?
don't you hate that intro?
I mean, you meet someone, and

don't you hate that intro?
I mean, you meet someone, and
the first thing you talk about

I mean, you meet someone, and
the first thing you talk about
is where you work or what you do

the first thing you talk about
is where you work or what you do
for a living, as if it defines

is where you work or what you do
for a living, as if it defines
our existence.

For a living, as if it defines
our existence.
How about this?

Our existence.
How about this?
How about we don't talk about

how about this?
How about we don't talk about
our careers?

How about we don't talk about
our careers?
How about we just have a good

our careers?
How about we just have a good
time?

How about we just have a good
time?
Just forget about everything

time?
Just forget about everything
that's stressing us out.

Just forget about everything
that's stressing us out.
Now, we both have one night left

that's stressing us out.
Now, we both have one night left
in the city, so let's make it

now, we both have one night left
in the city, so let's make it
count.

In the city, so let's make it
count.
okay. Sounds good to me.

Count.
Okay. Sounds good to me.

Okay. Sounds good to me.
Uh, now, let's find this waiter

uh, now, let's find this waiter
so we can get a drink and forget

uh, now, let's find this waiter
so we can get a drink and forget
about all our stress.

So we can get a drink and forget
about all our stress.
Miss... oh, hey.

About all our stress.
Miss... oh, hey.
here comes a storm

miss... oh, hey.
Here comes a storm

here comes a storm ho-ho-ho

ho-ho-ho here comes a storm

ho-ho-ho
here comes a storm
ho-ho-ho

here comes a storm
ho-ho-ho
here comes a storm

ho-ho-ho
here comes a storm
ho-ho-ho

here comes a storm
ho-ho-ho
look out, here it comes.

Ho-ho-ho
look out, here it comes.
what are the odds two people

look out, here it comes.
what are the odds two people
in this busy city meeting at the

what are the odds two people
in this busy city meeting at the
same table?

In this busy city meeting at the
same table?
what are the odds?

Oh, my gosh.
It's almost 9:00.
We've been here for almost

it's almost 9:00.
We've been here for almost
two hours.

We've been here for almost
two hours.

Two hours.
Well, I guess it's true.

Well, I guess it's true.
Time flies when you're having

well, I guess it's true.
Time flies when you're having
fun.

Time flies when you're having
fun.

Fun.
Yes, it does.

Yes, it does.
So, what are your plans for

yes, it does.
so, what are your plans for
the rest of the night?

So, what are your plans for
the rest of the night?
just going back to the hotel

the rest of the night?
just going back to the hotel
and getting some rest.

Just going back to the hotel
and getting some rest.
sleep?

And getting some rest.
sleep?
Come on. You can rest later.

Let's go sight-seeing.
what? Tonight?!
yes, tonight.

What? Tonight?!
yes, tonight.
Tomorrow, we'll be forced to go

yes, tonight.
Tomorrow, we'll be forced to go
back to our regular lives.

Tomorrow, we'll be forced to go
back to our regular lives.
So let's live it up.

Back to our regular lives.
So let's live it up.
Besides, I never explored d.C.

So let's live it up.
Besides, I never explored d.C.
During the holidays.

Besides, I never explored d.C.
During the holidays.
So much to see, so little time.

During the holidays.
So much to see, so little time.
Check your bag at the front.

So much to see, so little time.
Check your bag at the front.
Come on. Let's go.

Check your bag at the front.
Come on. Let's go.
Let's have some fun.

Come on. Let's go.
Let's have some fun.
I don't know.

Let's have some fun.
I don't know.
It's cold outside.

I don't know.
It's cold outside.
Have you been out there?

It's cold outside.
Have you been out there?
don't worry.

Have you been out there?
don't worry.
I'll... I'll keep you warm.

Don't worry.
I'll... I'll keep you warm.
oh, I bet you will.

I'll... I'll keep you warm.
Oh, I bet you will.

Oh, I bet you will.
Are you really gonna make me

are you really gonna make me
beg?

Are you really gonna make me
beg?
Now, technically, you owe me.

Beg?
Now, technically, you owe me.
I let you sit here.

Now, technically, you owe me.
I let you sit here.
Remember?

I let you sit here.
Remember?
oh, you let me.

Remember?
oh, you let me.
yes.

Oh, you let me.
yes.
well, if I can remember

yes.
well, if I can remember
correctly, I believe I graced

well, if I can remember
correctly, I believe I graced
you with my presence, so you

correctly, I believe I graced
you with my presence, so you
should actually be thanking me.

You with my presence, so you
should actually be thanking me.
oh, really?

Should actually be thanking me.
oh, really?
yes, really.

Oh, really?
Yes, really.

Yes, really.
Come on.

Come on.
Don't leave a brother hangin'.

Okay.
You know, you're lucky you're

okay.
You know, you're lucky you're
cute.

You know, you're lucky you're
cute.
you think I'm cute?

Cute.
you think I'm cute?
you a'ight.

You think I'm cute?
you a'ight.
Don't go getting a big head or

you a'ight.
Don't go getting a big head or
nothing.

Don't go getting a big head or
nothing.
well, I think you're pretty

nothing.
well, I think you're pretty
cute, too.

Well, I think you're pretty
cute, too.
thank you.

Cute, too.
thank you.
you're welcome.

Come on. Let's have some fun.
Okay. Where to?

Follow me.
wait. So you're not gonna
tell me where we're going?

It's a surprise.

Oh, excuse me.
Hey, man, arcade's about to
close.

Hey, man, arcade's about to
close.
Uh, we open up tomorrow at

close.
Uh, we open up tomorrow at
10:00 a.M.

Uh, we open up tomorrow at
10:00 a.M.
hey, but, sir, can we just

10:00 a.M.
hey, but, sir, can we just
play a few games?

Hey, but, sir, can we just
play a few games?
I mean, we won't be long at all.

Play a few games?
I mean, we won't be long at all.
I wish I could, man, but I

I mean, we won't be long at all.
I wish I could, man, but I
still got to clean.

I wish I could, man, but I
still got to clean.
Besides, man, my boss would have

still got to clean.
Besides, man, my boss would have
a heart attack.

Besides, man, my boss would have
a heart attack.
look, I-I totally understand

a heart attack.
look, I-I totally understand
that, but...

look, I-I totally understand
that, but...
It's our first date.

That, but...
It's our first date.
our first date, huh?

It's our first date.
our first date, huh?
go with it and smile.

Our first date, huh?
go with it and smile.
yeah, it's our first date.

Go with it and smile.
Yeah, it's our first date.

Yeah, it's our first date.
I promised her a night to

I promised her a night to
remember, and if I don't get her

I promised her a night to
remember, and if I don't get her
in here, she definitely won't

remember, and if I don't get her
in here, she definitely won't
let me forget about it.

In here, she definitely won't
let me forget about it.
I mean, come on.

Let me forget about it.
I mean, come on.
You know how women can be.

Excuse you.
yeah, I know, man.
My girl stay trippin'.

Yeah, I know, man.
My girl stay trippin'.
I'll tell you what.

My girl stay trippin'.
I'll tell you what.
You got 30 minutes.

I'll tell you what.
You got 30 minutes.
I still got some things to

you got 30 minutes.
I still got some things to
finish up in the office.

I still got some things to
finish up in the office.
I won't tell if y'all don't.

Finish up in the office.
I won't tell if y'all don't.
mm, our lips are sealed.

I won't tell if y'all don't.
mm, our lips are sealed.
thank you.

Mm, our lips are sealed.
thank you.
We appreciate it.

Thank you.
We appreciate it.
ain't no problem, man.

We appreciate it.
ain't no problem, man.
Follow me.

Ain't no problem, man.
Follow me.
You said it's y'all first date,

follow me.
You said it's y'all first date,
right?

You said it's y'all first date,
right?
yeah, it's our first date.

Right?
yeah, it's our first date.
yep.

Yeah, it's our first date.
yep.
there you go, brother.

Yep.
there you go, brother.
It's on me.

There you go, brother.
It's on me.
wow.

A'ight, here you go.
Um, enjoy.
I'll be back in a few.

Um, enjoy.
I'll be back in a few.
alright, thanks.

I'll be back in a few.
alright, thanks.
A'ight. You ready for all this?

Alright, thanks.
A'ight. You ready for all this?
um, why wouldn't I be?

A'ight. You ready for all this?
um, why wouldn't I be?
I just don't want your

um, why wouldn't I be?
I just don't want your
feelings getting hurt after all

I just don't want your
feelings getting hurt after all
these losses that you about to

feelings getting hurt after all
these losses that you about to
take.

These losses that you about to
take.
oh! So, what are you saying?

Take.
oh! So, what are you saying?
I can't win?

Oh! So, what are you saying?
I can't win?
I didn't say all that.

I can't win?
I didn't say all that.
I just said, I hope those hands

I didn't say all that.
I just said, I hope those hands
can move as fast as those lips

I just said, I hope those hands
can move as fast as those lips
do.

Can move as fast as those lips
do.

Do.
You like to talk trash, huh?

You like to talk trash, huh?
Uh-huh.

You like to talk trash, huh?
uh-huh.
okay. Let's see.

Uh-huh.
okay. Let's see.
alright, let's do it.

Okay. Let's see.
Alright, let's do it.

Alright, let's do it.
If you make it rock, rock,

if you make it rock, rock,
I'mma make it roll

if you make it rock, rock,
I'mma make it roll
oh!

I'mma make it roll
oh!
I know you hear all these

oh!
I know you hear all these
chains.

I know you hear all these
chains.
Aah! My balls!

Chains.
Aah! My balls!
you want to borrow one?

Aah! My balls!
You want to borrow one?

You want to borrow one?
Okay, because I just whupped you

okay, because I just whupped you
in that.

Okay, because I just whupped you
in that.
you did. You got lucky.

In that.
you did. You got lucky.
alright.

You did. You got lucky.
alright.
what you got?

Alright.
what you got?
he eatin' the milk and

what you got?
he eatin' the milk and
cookies

he eatin' the milk and
cookies
oh!

Cookies
oh!
Okay, I'll give you that.

Oh!
Okay, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that one.

Okay, I'll give you that.
I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.

I'll give you that one.
I'll give you that one.
that was good.

I'll give you that one.
that was good.
man, sometimes, we get

that was good.
man, sometimes, we get
caught up in life

man, sometimes, we get
caught up in life
some holidays keep us home

caught up in life
some holidays keep us home
because we can't do it twice

some holidays keep us home
because we can't do it twice
if your name up on my list,

because we can't do it twice
if your name up on my list,
is it naughty or nice?

If your name up on my list,
is it naughty or nice?
it don't come with a price

is it naughty or nice?
it don't come with a price
cheer up

it don't come with a price
cheer up
cheer up

cheer up cheer up cheer up

cheer up cheer up

cheer up

right there.

Right there.
Oh!

Right there.
Oh!

Oh!
I love it.

Some reindeer ears.
They're so cute.

They're so cute.
So, did you have fun?

So, did you have fun?
I did. I really did.

So, did you have fun?
I did. I really did.
I haven't played like this in

I did. I really did.
I haven't played like this in
years.

I haven't played like this in
years.
I used to love coming to the

years.
I used to love coming to the
arcade with my parents until

I used to love coming to the
arcade with my parents until
they...

Arcade with my parents until
they...
until they what?

They...
until they what?
never mind.

Until they what?
never mind.
So, where to next?

Never mind.
So, where to next?
well, you have to wait and

so, where to next?
well, you have to wait and
see.

Well, you have to wait and see.

See.
Come on.

Come on.
Let's go.

Come on.
Let's go.
Got it?

Let's go.
Got it?
thank you. Mm-hmm.

Got it?
thank you. Mm-hmm.
you're welcome.

Thank you. Mm-hmm.
You're welcome.

Oh, wow. An art gallery.
yeah, I walked past it
earlier.

Yeah, I walked past it
earlier.
I peeked inside.

Earlier.
I peeked inside.
Now, whoever the artist is,

I peeked inside.
Now, whoever the artist is,
they're really, really talented.

Now, whoever the artist is,
they're really, really talented.
Looks like the lights are on.

They're really, really talented.
Looks like the lights are on.
Could be open.

Looks like the lights are on.
Could be open.
You want to check it out?

Could be open.
You want to check it out?
yeah. Let's go.

This art is beautiful.
It really is. Wow.

Oh, my god. Look at this one.

I actually sold that piece
earlier today.
But I still have a few items

earlier today.
But I still have a few items
available.

But I still have a few items
available.
My name is sebastian.

Available.
My name is sebastian.
jonathan.

My name is sebastian.
jonathan.
Pleasure to meet you.

Jonathan.
Pleasure to meet you.
likewise.

Pleasure to meet you.
likewise.
hi. I'm chance.

Likewise.
hi. I'm chance.
pleasure is all mine.

Hi. I'm chance.
pleasure is all mine.
Wow. I have to sketch you guys.

Us?
yeah, you and the fella.
You're gonna sit right here.

I don't know.
This is probably gonna take a
long time.

This is probably gonna take a
long time.
What do you think?

Long time.
What do you think?
come on.

What do you think?
come on.
I think it will be quick.

Come on.
I think it will be quick.
Besides...

I think it will be quick.
Besides...
Have I steered you the wrong way

besides...
Have I steered you the wrong way
yet?

No.
No, you haven't.
see?

Just trust me.

Sir, can you tell this pretty
lady that you're gonna take good
care of us?

Lady that you're gonna take good
care of us?
that's right.

Care of us?
that's right.
Don't you worry.

That's right.
Don't you worry.
You'll be out of here in no

don't you worry.
You'll be out of here in no
time.

Thank you.
you're welcome.
you two look in this

you're welcome.
you two look in this
direction.

You two look in this
direction.
Um, young lady, do you mind

direction.
Um, young lady, do you mind
tilting your head just a little?

Um, young lady, do you mind
tilting your head just a little?
That's it. Perfect.

So, how long have you two been
dating?
dating?

Dating?
dating?
mm-hmm.

Dating?
mm-hmm.
oh, we actually just met

mm-hmm.
oh, we actually just met
today.

Oh, we actually just met
today.
today? Really?

You were supposed to just go
along with it.
well, you got to let a sister

along with it.
well, you got to let a sister
know these things ahead of time.

Well, you got to let a sister
know these things ahead of time.
I need time to prepare for

know these things ahead of time.
I need time to prepare for
things like this.

I need time to prepare for
things like this.
okay, my bad, my bad.

Things like this.
Okay, my bad, my bad.

Okay, my bad, my bad.
Well, you definitely have

well, you definitely have
great chemistry.

Well, you definitely have
great chemistry.
It looks like you've been

great chemistry.
It looks like you've been
together for years.

It looks like you've been
together for years.
really?

Together for years.
really?
mm-hmm.

Really?
mm-hmm.
looks like we've been

mm-hmm.
looks like we've been
together for years.

Looks like we've been
together for years.
I heard the man.

So, how's that picture looking,
sir?

So, how's that picture looking,
sir?
oh, it's looking good.

Sir?
oh, it's looking good.
Don't you worry.

Oh, it's looking good.
Don't you worry.
I have it all under control.

Don't you worry.
I have it all under control.
You know, I met my wife around

I have it all under control.
You know, I met my wife around
christmas... 25 years ago.

You know, I met my wife around
christmas... 25 years ago.
is that so?

Christmas... 25 years ago.
is that so?
How'd you guys meet?

Is that so?
How'd you guys meet?

How'd you guys meet?
It's a funny story.

It's a funny story.
I was hanging out at a bar not

it's a funny story.
I was hanging out at a bar not
too long after I graduated from

I was hanging out at a bar not
too long after I graduated from
my art program.

Too long after I graduated from
my art program.
I went out to celebrate.

My art program.
I went out to celebrate.
I was supposed to meet a young

I went out to celebrate.
I was supposed to meet a young
lady I fell for in one of my art

I was supposed to meet a young
lady I fell for in one of my art
classes.

Lady I fell for in one of my art
classes.
So, I put my best suit on, my

classes.
So, I put my best suit on, my
best pair of shoes, and this

so, I put my best suit on, my
best pair of shoes, and this
brand-new winter coat I saved

best pair of shoes, and this
brand-new winter coat I saved
all summer for.

Brand-new winter coat I saved
all summer for.
I don't mean to brag or pat

all summer for.
I don't mean to brag or pat
myself on the back, but, boy,

I don't mean to brag or pat
myself on the back, but, boy,
did I look good that night.

Myself on the back, but, boy,
did I look good that night.
oh!

Did I look good that night.
Oh!

Oh!
Swag.

Swag.
What was her name?

Swag.
what was her name?
I believe her name was

what was her name?
I believe her name was
sylvia.

I believe her name was
sylvia.
Anyhow, I waited and I waited,

sylvia.
Anyhow, I waited and I waited,
but no sylvia.

Anyhow, I waited and I waited,
but no sylvia.
oh.

But no sylvia.
oh.
boy, was I crushed.

Oh.
boy, was I crushed.
After a few drinks, I decided to

boy, was I crushed.
After a few drinks, I decided to
call it a night, so I made my

after a few drinks, I decided to
call it a night, so I made my
way over to coat check.

Call it a night, so I made my
way over to coat check.
And guess what.

Way over to coat check.
And guess what.
You'll never believe what

and guess what.
You'll never believe what
happened.

You'll never believe what
happened.
what happened?

Happened.
what happened?
the doggone coat-check lady

what happened?
the doggone coat-check lady
gave my expensive wool coat away

the doggone coat-check lady
gave my expensive wool coat away
to someone else!

Gave my expensive wool coat away
to someone else!
what?

To someone else!
what?
oh, yes, she did.

What?
oh, yes, she did.
Oh, we argued back and forth

oh, yes, she did.
Oh, we argued back and forth
about it.

Oh, we argued back and forth
about it.
And she stood there with this "I

about it.
And she stood there with this "I
can care less" look on her face.

And she stood there with this "I
can care less" look on her face.
Man, was I pissed.

Can care less" look on her face.
Man, was I pissed.
what did you do?

Man, was I pissed.
what did you do?
I married her.

What did you do?
I married her.
We have three amazing children,

I married her.
We have three amazing children,
and we're about to celebrate our

we have three amazing children,
and we're about to celebrate our
anniversary.

And we're about to celebrate our
anniversary.

Anniversary.
That's beautiful.

That's beautiful.
It's all about timing.

That's beautiful.
it's all about timing.
Life has a weird way of allowing

it's all about timing.
Life has a weird way of allowing
things to work themselves out.

Life has a weird way of allowing
things to work themselves out.
Take my advice.

Things to work themselves out.
Take my advice.
Don't think too hard.

Take my advice.
Don't think too hard.
Sometimes, you just have to let

don't think too hard.
Sometimes, you just have to let
things happen.

Sometimes, you just have to let
things happen.
words to live by.

Well, just some wisdom I
picked up along the way.
I may not be an expert on

picked up along the way.
I may not be an expert on
everything, but I do know

I may not be an expert on
everything, but I do know
something about love.

Everything, but I do know
something about love.
Just let it lead the way.

All done.
I'm happy to see this.

Oh, my god!
This is amazing! I love it!

Oh, my god!
This is amazing! I love it!
Thank you.

This is amazing! I love it!
Thank you.
you really did your thing

thank you.
you really did your thing
with this.

You really did your thing
with this.
mm-hmm.

With this.
mm-hmm.
whoa! Look at that.

Mm-hmm.
whoa! Look at that.
You almost look as good as me.

Whoa! Look at that.
You almost look as good as me.

You almost look as good as me.
Boy, please.

Boy, please.
I know you don't even believe

boy, please.
I know you don't even believe
that.

I know you don't even believe
that.
well, here you go.

That.
well, here you go.
thank you.

Well, here you go.
thank you.
you're welcome.

Thank you.
you're welcome.
oh, uh, how much?

You're welcome.
oh, uh, how much?
oh, no, no. Please.

Oh, uh, how much?
oh, no, no. Please.
Don't worry. It's on the house.

Oh, no, no. Please.
Don't worry. It's on the house.
no. I can't let you do that.

Don't worry. It's on the house.
no. I can't let you do that.
How much?

No. I can't let you do that.
How much?
you can and you will.

How much?
you can and you will.
Did you hear anything I said?

You can and you will.
Did you hear anything I said?
Just let things happen.

Did you hear anything I said?
Just let things happen.
are you sure?

Just let things happen.
are you sure?
I'm positive.

Are you sure?
I'm positive.
Merry christmas.

I'm positive.
Merry christmas.
merry christmas.

Merry christmas.
merry christmas.
thanks again.

Merry christmas.
thanks again.
guys.

Thanks again.
guys.
Just make sure you take care of

guys.
Just make sure you take care of
each other.

We will.
Yeah, we will.

Ciao.
ooh!
ooh!

Ooh!
Ooh!

Ooh!
That was really nice.

That was really nice.
Yes, it was.

That was really nice.
yes, it was.
so, where to now?

Yes, it was.
so, where to now?
uh...

Got it.

Follow me.

That man was so sweet.
yes.
I mean, 25 years?

Yes.
I mean, 25 years?
Now, that's real love.

I mean, 25 years?
Now, that's real love.

Now, that's real love.
Couples-goals status.

Couples-goals status.
Yeah, tell me about it.

Couples-goals status.
yeah, tell me about it.
I mean, that's love, dedication,

yeah, tell me about it.
I mean, that's love, dedication,
sacrifice, commitment.

I mean, that's love, dedication,
sacrifice, commitment.
That's everything.

Sacrifice, commitment.
That's everything.
yep.

That's everything.
yep.
Pretty much covered them all.

Yep.
Pretty much covered them all.
yeah.

Pretty much covered them all.
yeah.
ooh! It's getting pretty

yeah.
ooh! It's getting pretty
chilly out here.

I told you I'd keep you warm.

His is it.
We're here.
yes, we are.

We're here.
yes, we are.
Wow. That tree is so pretty.

Yes, we are.
Wow. That tree is so pretty.

Wow. That tree is so pretty.
Oh, my gosh! They're singing!

Oh, my gosh! They're singing!
Ah!

Oh, my gosh! They're singing!
Ah!
that jesus christ is born

ah!
that jesus christ is born
do you hear them?

That jesus christ is born
do you hear them?
we're singing, "go"

do you hear them?
we're singing, "go"
go

we're singing, "go"
go
tell it on the

go tell it on the mountain

tell it on the
mountain
over the hills and

mountain
over the hills and
everywhere

over the hills and everywhere go

everywhere
go
go tell it on the mountain

go
go tell it on the mountain
that jesus christ is born

go tell it on the mountain
that jesus christ is born
I'm singing, "go"

that jesus christ is born
I'm singing, "go"
go

I'm singing, "go"
go
tell it on the mountain

go
tell it on the mountain
mountain

tell it on the mountain
mountain
over the hills and

mountain
over the hills and
everywhere

over the hills and everywhere go

everywhere go go tell it on the

go go tell it on the mountain

go tell it on the
mountain
that jesus christ

mountain
that jesus christ
is born

that jesus christ
is born
oh, my gosh!

Is born
oh, my gosh!
You guys sound so amazing!

Oh, my gosh!
You guys sound so amazing!
Oh, my gosh!

You guys sound so amazing!
Oh, my gosh!
wow!

Oh, my gosh!
wow!
did you hear them?

Wow!
did you hear them?
that was beautiful.

Did you hear them?
that was beautiful.
thank you.

I really just have to thank you
for bringing me here and showing
me such an amazing time.

For bringing me here and showing
me such an amazing time.
I really enjoyed myself.

Me such an amazing time.
I really enjoyed myself.
yeah, well, not so fast.

I really enjoyed myself.
yeah, well, not so fast.
We're not done yet.

Yeah, well, not so fast.
We're not done yet.
wait. I thought you said this

we're not done yet.
wait. I thought you said this
was our last stop.

Wait. I thought you said this
was our last stop.
it is.

Was our last stop.
it is.
But you haven't made your wish

it is.
But you haven't made your wish
yet.

But you haven't made your wish
yet.
my wish?

Yet.
my wish?
What are you talking about?

My wish?
What are you talking about?
you see that star up there?

What are you talking about?
you see that star up there?
yeah.

You see that star up there?
yeah.
you have to make a wish on

yeah.
you have to make a wish on
it.

You have to make a wish on
it.
says who?

It.
Says who?

Says who?
Listen, I don't make the rules.

Listen, I don't make the rules.
But I can tell you, if you

listen, I don't make the rules.
But I can tell you, if you
don't, you're gonna have

but I can tell you, if you
don't, you're gonna have
five years of bad luck.

Don't, you're gonna have
five years of bad luck.
whatever.

Five years of bad luck.
whatever.
I know you just made that up.

Whatever.
I know you just made that up.
fine. Don't believe me.

I know you just made that up.
Fine. Don't believe me.

Fine. Don't believe me.
But if things don't work out

but if things don't work out
for you over the years, don't

but if things don't work out
for you over the years, don't
blame me.

For you over the years, don't
blame me.
okay, fine.

Blame me.
okay, fine.
I don't want any negative

okay, fine.
I don't want any negative
energy, so let me make my wish.

I don't want any negative
energy, so let me make my wish.

There.
what'd you wish for?
I can't tell you that.

What'd you wish for?
I can't tell you that.
That defeats the purpose.

I can't tell you that.
That defeats the purpose.
Okay, your turn now.

That defeats the purpose.
Okay, your turn now.

So, did it come true?

I don't know yet.
You don't know yet?

Let's see.

You okay?
huh?
everything good?

Huh?
everything good?
y-yeah. Everything's fine.

Everything good?
y-yeah. Everything's fine.
Are you good?

Y-yeah. Everything's fine.
Are you good?
yeah, I'm... I'm good.

Are you good?
yeah, I'm... I'm good.
You straight?

Yeah, I'm... I'm good.
You straight?
as straight as I can be.

You straight?
As straight as I can be.

As straight as I can be.
Cool.

Cool.
I guess we're both good then.

Cool.
I guess we're both good then.
yeah.

I guess we're both good then.
yeah.
Everything's... Great.

Well, I guess it's that time.

Time to say goodbye.
Yeah. I guess it is.

I'm gonna go ahead and just call
my ride.

Look, chance, even though I
do not want the night to end,
just know that I had an

do not want the night to end,
just know that I had an
incredible evening with you

just know that I had an
incredible evening with you
tonight.

Incredible evening with you
tonight.
I mean, I haven't had this much

tonight.
I mean, I haven't had this much
fun in a long time.

I mean, I haven't had this much
fun in a long time.

Fun in a long time.
And I owe it to you.

And I owe it to you.
Same.

And I owe it to you.
same.
I've really had a lot of fun,

same.
I've really had a lot of fun,
despite things starting off a

I've really had a lot of fun,
despite things starting off a
little shaky.

Despite things starting off a
little shaky.
they did, didn't they?

Little shaky.
they did, didn't they?
yeah, they did.

They did, didn't they?
Yeah, they did.

Yeah, they did.
But you really opened my eyes

but you really opened my eyes
and allowed me to see what the

but you really opened my eyes
and allowed me to see what the
true meaning of christmas was

and allowed me to see what the
true meaning of christmas was
all about.

True meaning of christmas was
all about.
So no matter what, I'll never

all about.
So no matter what, I'll never
forget this.

So no matter what, I'll never
forget this.
So... Thank you.

Forget this.
So... Thank you.
you're welcome.

So, what time does your train
leave tomorrow?
uh, I think 1:30.

Leave tomorrow?
uh, I think 1:30.
Why?

Uh, I think 1:30.
Why?
I would like to see you

why?
I would like to see you
before you go home.

I would like to see you
before you go home.
I mean, we could get a coffee

before you go home.
I mean, we could get a coffee
and some food?

I mean, we could get a coffee
and some food?
How does that sound?

And some food?
How does that sound?
mmm! Okay.

How does that sound?
mmm! Okay.
Brunching in d.C.

mmm! Okay.
Brunching in d.C.
How can a girl say no to that?

Brunching in d.C.
How can a girl say no to that?
Sign me up.

How can a girl say no to that?
Sign me up.
cool.

Sign me up.
cool.
Sounds like we have a date.

Cool.
Sounds like we have a date.
that we do.

Sounds like we have a date.
that we do.
Give me your phone.

Text me tomorrow.
Most definitely.

Most definitely.
Oh, my car's here.

Have a good night.
you too.
see you later.

You too.
see you later.
see you soon.

Hey!
Y-your scarf.

Wow! What a night!
She is incredible!
Oh, my god.

She is incredible!
Oh, my god.
Who's the man?

Oh, my god.
Who's the man?
Me. I'm the man.

Who's the man?
Me. I'm the man.
Jonathan bateman. Yes.

Me. I'm the man.
Jonathan bateman. Yes.
Can't wait to tell steven.

Jonathan bateman. Yes.
Can't wait to tell steven.
He is not gonna believe this.

Can't wait to tell steven.
He is not gonna believe this.
Oh, my god.

He is not gonna believe this.
Oh, my god.
watch out, idiot!

Oh, my god.
watch out, idiot!
whoa!

Watch out, idiot!
Whoa!

Whoa!
Oh! Oh, no! My phone!

Oh! Oh, no! My phone!
No! No, no, no, no!

Oh! Oh, no! My phone!
No! No, no, no, no!
Are... are you kidding me?!

No! No, no, no, no!
Are... are you kidding me?!
Seriously?!

Hello?
Hello?
Hey, my name is

hello?
Hey, my name is
jonathan bateman.

Hey, my name is
jonathan bateman.
I lost my cellphone and I really

jonathan bateman.
I lost my cellphone and I really
need to locate a number in it.

I lost my cellphone and I really
need to locate a number in it.
Yes, the number is 404-555-0221.

Need to locate a number in it.
Yes, the number is 404-555-0221.
The password is "mayor2021."

yes, the number is 404-555-0221.
The password is "mayor2021."
capital "m," everything else

the password is "mayor2021."
capital "m," everything else
lower-case.

Capital "m," everything else
lower-case.
No, no.

Lower-case.
No, no.
I haven't backed up my phone

no, no.
I haven't backed up my phone
recently.

I haven't backed up my phone
recently.
What do you mean there's nothing

recently.
What do you mean there's nothing
else you can do?

What do you mean there's nothing
else you can do?
Are you sure there's no other

else you can do?
Are you sure there's no other
option?

Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm sorry,
too.

I thought miracles were
supposed to happen on christmas.

Guess not.

Yeah, I was able to pick up
another one from the airport,
but I still don't have her phone

another one from the airport,
but I still don't have her phone
number.

But I still don't have her phone
number.
okay, but was she all that

number.
okay, but was she all that
bad, bro?

Okay, but was she all that
bad, bro?
'cause I ain't never seen you

bad, bro?
'cause I ain't never seen you
stressed out like this over no

'cause I ain't never seen you
stressed out like this over no
chick.

Stressed out like this over no
chick.
no, no, steven, you don't

chick.
no, no, steven, you don't
understand.

No, no, steven, you don't
understand.
She's not just a chick.

Understand.
She's not just a chick.
She could be my lady.

She's not just a chick.
She could be my lady.
She could be my wife.

She could be my lady.
She could be my wife.
Steven, she could be the one.

She could be my wife.
Steven, she could be the one.
who's the one?

Steven, she could be the one.
who's the one?
lauren.

Who's the one?
lauren.
Steven, um, let me give you a

lauren.
Steven, um, let me give you a
call back.

Steven, um, let me give you a
call back.
Um, m-matter of fact, I'll

call back.
Um, m-matter of fact, I'll
just... I'll just catch you in

um, m-matter of fact, I'll
just... I'll just catch you in
the office tomorrow, okay?

Just... I'll just catch you in
the office tomorrow, okay?
okay. Well, look, I got to

the office tomorrow, okay?
okay. Well, look, I got to
run, but I'm gonna talk to you

okay. Well, look, I got to
run, but I'm gonna talk to you
about it tomorrow.

Run, but I'm gonna talk to you
about it tomorrow.
alright.

About it tomorrow.
alright.
alright, bye.

Alright.
alright, bye.
honey, I haven't heard from

alright, bye.
honey, I haven't heard from
you in two weeks.

Honey, I haven't heard from
you in two weeks.
I wanted to make sure you were

you in two weeks.
I wanted to make sure you were
alright.

I wanted to make sure you were
alright.
lauren, how did you get in?

Alright.
lauren, how did you get in?
easy.

Lauren, how did you get in?
easy.
I just tipped your doorman.

Easy.
I just tipped your doorman.
yeah, well, I'm definitely

I just tipped your doorman.
yeah, well, I'm definitely
filing a complaint.

Yeah, well, I'm definitely
filing a complaint.
aww!

Filing a complaint.
aww!
Are you not happy to see me?

Aww!
Are you not happy to see me?
I tried calling, but your phone

are you not happy to see me?
I tried calling, but your phone
keeps going straight to

I tried calling, but your phone
keeps going straight to
voicemail.

Keeps going straight to
voicemail.
uh, yeah, I-I lost it.

Voicemail.
uh, yeah, I-I lost it.
Um, it's a long story, but I got

uh, yeah, I-I lost it.
Um, it's a long story, but I got
another one.

Um, it's a long story, but I got
another one.
So, um, to what do I owe this

another one.
So, um, to what do I owe this
pop-up?

So, um, to what do I owe this
pop-up?
well, silly, I missed you.

Pop-up?
well, silly, I missed you.
I know we've been playing cat

well, silly, I missed you.
I know we've been playing cat
and mouse.

I know we've been playing cat
and mouse.
You've been traveling for work,

and mouse.
You've been traveling for work,
and I've been vacationing.

You've been traveling for work,
and I've been vacationing.
But while I was sipping my

and I've been vacationing.
But while I was sipping my
margaritas on the beach, out of

but while I was sipping my
margaritas on the beach, out of
nowhere, a thought popped into

margaritas on the beach, out of
nowhere, a thought popped into
my head.

Nowhere, a thought popped into
my head.
I need a boyfriend.

My head.
I need a boyfriend.
And who better to play that role

I need a boyfriend.
And who better to play that role
than you?

And who better to play that role
than you?
alright, lauren, um...

Than you?
alright, lauren, um...
W-what are you talking about?

Alright, lauren, um...
W-what are you talking about?
you heard me.

W-what are you talking about?
you heard me.
With brittany freeman getting

you heard me.
With brittany freeman getting
married?

With brittany freeman getting
married?
You know how I can't stand her.

Married?
You know how I can't stand her.
Look, it's time to start

you know how I can't stand her.
Look, it's time to start
planning my future.

Look, it's time to start
planning my future.
And when the public hears about

planning my future.
And when the public hears about
me and the new candidate for

and when the public hears about
me and the new candidate for
mayor, it will be a match made

me and the new candidate for
mayor, it will be a match made
in heaven.

Mayor, it will be a match made
in heaven.
whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

In heaven.
whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Uh, slow down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.
Uh, slow down.
Lauren, we've only been on a

uh, slow down.
Lauren, we've only been on a
couple of dates, and let's be

lauren, we've only been on a
couple of dates, and let's be
honest.

Couple of dates, and let's be
honest.
They haven't been the greatest.

Honest.
They haven't been the greatest.
Now, I thought we were keeping

they haven't been the greatest.
Now, I thought we were keeping
things casual.

Now, I thought we were keeping
things casual.
How does me being your boyfriend

things casual.
How does me being your boyfriend
fit in the equation?

How does me being your boyfriend
fit in the equation?
come on, jonathan.

Fit in the equation?
come on, jonathan.
You know you want me.

Come on, jonathan.
You know you want me.
I do?

Yeah, um, you're right.
Y-you're right. I do want you.
see?

Y-you're right. I do want you.
see?
We would make the perfect

see?
We would make the perfect
couple.

We would make the perfect
couple.
With your promising political

couple.
With your promising political
career and my father's

with your promising political
career and my father's
connections, what more could one

career and my father's
connections, what more could one
ask for?

Connections, what more could one
ask for?
I don't know.

You tell me.
How about I show you?

What's up, baby?
you gonna help me with my bag
or what?

You gonna help me with my bag
or what?
oh, my bad, my bad.

Or what?
Oh, my bad, my bad.

Oh, my bad, my bad.
Baby, just let me get that bag

baby, just let me get that bag
for you.

Baby, just let me get that bag
for you.
what took you so long?

For you.
what took you so long?
I've been out here waiting for

what took you so long?
I've been out here waiting for
over an hour and I've been

I've been out here waiting for
over an hour and I've been
calling you.

Over an hour and I've been
calling you.
You know it's the holidays, and

calling you.
You know it's the holidays, and
the stations are closed.

You know it's the holidays, and
the stations are closed.
I've been out here freezing.

The stations are closed.
I've been out here freezing.
I know, baby.

I've been out here freezing.
I know, baby.
I got caught up with nana.

I know, baby.
I got caught up with nana.
I had to help her get ready for

I got caught up with nana.
I had to help her get ready for
dinner tonight.

I had to help her get ready for
dinner tonight.
open the door.

Dinner tonight.
open the door.
I'm sorry.

Open the door.
I'm sorry.
Watch your coat.

Chance, don't act like that,
baby.
You don't miss me.

Baby.
You don't miss me.
I don't get a hug, a kiss, or

you don't miss me.
I don't get a hug, a kiss, or
nothing?

I don't get a hug, a kiss, or
nothing?
During christmastime?

Happy now?
so I take it I'm still in the
doghouse.

So I take it I'm still in the
doghouse.
yeah, you are.

Doghouse.
yeah, you are.
okay.

Look, baby, um...
I know I've made a lot of
mistakes in the past.

I know I've made a lot of
mistakes in the past.
And I apologize for everything I

mistakes in the past.
And I apologize for everything I
put you through.

And I apologize for everything I
put you through.
I'm sorry, chance.

Put you through.
I'm sorry, chance.
That's the reason why I've been

I'm sorry, chance.
That's the reason why I've been
working on me, okay?

That's the reason why I've been
working on me, okay?
I-I think it's time for me to

working on me, okay?
I-I think it's time for me to
just be a better man... not just

I-I think it's time for me to
just be a better man... not just
for me, but for us.

Just be a better man... not just
for me, but for us.
I think we deserve a fresh

for me, but for us.
I think we deserve a fresh
start.

I think we deserve a fresh
start.
Let's just push past the past.

Start.
Let's just push past the past.
And whatever I need to do to

let's just push past the past.
And whatever I need to do to
make you feel comfortable and

and whatever I need to do to
make you feel comfortable and
gain your trust, I'm willing to

make you feel comfortable and
gain your trust, I'm willing to
do it.

Gain your trust, I'm willing to
do it.
Whatever, baby.

Do it.
Whatever, baby.
brandon, I've heard this same

whatever, baby.
brandon, I've heard this same
thing over and over again.

Brandon, I've heard this same
thing over and over again.
If you want to gain my trust

thing over and over again.
If you want to gain my trust
back, you need to show me.

If you want to gain my trust
back, you need to show me.
Actions speak louder than words.

Now, I'm exhausted.
I'm tired.
I've been traveling all day.

I'm tired.
I've been traveling all day.
I really just want to go home

I've been traveling all day.
I really just want to go home
and sleep in my own bed.

I really just want to go home
and sleep in my own bed.
You mind just dropping me off at

and sleep in my own bed.
You mind just dropping me off at
home?

You mind just dropping me off at
home?
of course, baby.

Home?
of course, baby.
What... whatever you want.

Of course, baby.
What... whatever you want.

Who's that?
uh, nana.
Always checking up on me.

Uh, nana.
Always checking up on me.
You know I'm her favorite.

Always checking up on me.
You know I'm her favorite.
must be nice.

You know I'm her favorite.
must be nice.
what you mean, "must be

must be nice.
what you mean, "must be
nice"?

What you mean, "must be
nice"?
I'm your favorite, too.

Nice"?
I'm your favorite, too.
whatever.

I'm your favorite, too.
Whatever.

Merry christmas...
Wherever you are.

What do you think?
Red or blue tie?
uh...

Red or blue tie?
uh...
Oh, the red tie.

Uh...
Oh, the red tie.
It makes you look more

oh, the red tie.
It makes you look more
political, more patriotic.

It makes you look more
political, more patriotic.
are you sure?

Political, more patriotic.
are you sure?
I know what I'm doing.

Are you sure?
I know what I'm doing.
yeah, well, I've heard that

I know what I'm doing.
yeah, well, I've heard that
before.

Yeah, well, I've heard that
before.
man, that was one time in

before.
man, that was one time in
college, and all your hair grew

man, that was one time in
college, and all your hair grew
back, didn't it?

College, and all your hair grew
back, didn't it?
barely.

Back, didn't it?
barely.
it's still hair.

Barely.
It's still hair.

It's still hair.
Oh, bro, you seen this.

Oh, bro, you seen this.
What is it?

Oh, bro, you seen this.
what is it?
it's gone viral.

What is it?
it's gone viral.
This lady's doing a live news

it's gone viral.
This lady's doing a live news
broadcast... right? With a

this lady's doing a live news
broadcast... right? With a
civic leader.

Broadcast... right? With a
civic leader.
The man's wife shows up to

civic leader.
The man's wife shows up to
confront him about cheating.

The man's wife shows up to
confront him about cheating.
Bro...

Confront him about cheating.
Bro...
okay, I need a good laugh.

Bro...
okay, I need a good laugh.
Let me see.

Okay, I need a good laugh.
Let me see.
whatever.

Let me see.
whatever.
that's her!

Whatever.
that's her!
This is her!

That's her!
This is her!
This is her!

This is her!
This is her!
This is crazy!

This is her!
This is crazy!
no, you're crazy.

This is crazy!
no, you're crazy.
Why are you yelling?

No, you're crazy.
Why are you yelling?
okay, so, you remember the

why are you yelling?
okay, so, you remember the
girl I told you I met in d.C.?

Okay, so, you remember the
girl I told you I met in d.C.?
d.C.?

Girl I told you I met in d.C.?
d.C.?
think. Months ago.

D.C.?
think. Months ago.
We hung out all night.

Think. Months ago.
We hung out all night.
I lost my phone.

We hung out all night.
I lost my phone.
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I lost my phone.
oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one that was supposed to be

oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The one that was supposed to be
the love of your life, and you

the one that was supposed to be
the love of your life, and you
let her get away.

The love of your life, and you
let her get away.
yeah, you got jokes, but this

let her get away.
yeah, you got jokes, but this
is her.

Yeah, you got jokes, but this
is her.
What are the odds?

Is her.
What are the odds?
Tell me she is not beautiful.

What are the odds?
Tell me she is not beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie to you.

Tell me she is not beautiful.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
She's gorgeous.

I'm not gonna lie to you.
She's gorgeous.
I can see why you were bent out

she's gorgeous.
I can see why you were bent out
of shape about losing her

I can see why you were bent out
of shape about losing her
number.

Of shape about losing her
number.
I told you.

Number.
I told you.
Tyler. That's her last name.

I told you.
Tyler. That's her last name.
whoa. What are you thinking?

Tyler. That's her last name.
whoa. What are you thinking?
Are you gonna reach out?

Whoa. What are you thinking?
Are you gonna reach out?
hell yeah, I'm gonna reach

are you gonna reach out?
hell yeah, I'm gonna reach
out.

Hell yeah, I'm gonna reach
out.
What do you mean?

Out.
What do you mean?
what about lauren?

What do you mean?
what about lauren?
who?

What about lauren?
who?
you know, your girlfriend.

Who?
You know, your girlfriend.

You know, your girlfriend.
Yeah, I forgot about that.

Yeah, I forgot about that.
Oh, I wish you'd permanently

yeah, I forgot about that.
oh, I wish you'd permanently
forget about lauren.

Oh, I wish you'd permanently
forget about lauren.
what'd you say?

Forget about lauren.
what'd you say?
hmm?

What'd you say?
hmm?
Uh, I said that you should reach

hmm?
Uh, I said that you should reach
out to her.

Uh, I said that you should reach
out to her.
really?

Out to her.
really?
I should, right?

Really?
I should, right?
yeah, I would.

I should, right?
yeah, I would.
but what if she's mad at me?

Yeah, I would.
but what if she's mad at me?
What if she has a boyfriend?

But what if she's mad at me?
What if she has a boyfriend?
what if she doesn't?

What if she has a boyfriend?
what if she doesn't?
You keep thinking about "what

what if she doesn't?
You keep thinking about "what
if," you're never gonna know

you keep thinking about "what
if," you're never gonna know
what could be.

If," you're never gonna know
what could be.
true.

What could be.
true.
yeah.

True.
yeah.
let me think about it.

Yeah.
let me think about it.
well, don't think too long.

Let me think about it.
well, don't think too long.
think about what?

Well, don't think too long.
think about what?
hey, babe.

Think about what?
hey, babe.
Hey, you really have to stop

hey, babe.
Hey, you really have to stop
sneaking up on me like this.

Hey, you really have to stop
sneaking up on me like this.
I wasn't expecting to see you.

Sneaking up on me like this.
I wasn't expecting to see you.
Mr. Page, how are you, sir?

I wasn't expecting to see you.
Mr. Page, how are you, sir?
I am well, son.

Mr. Page, how are you, sir?
I am well, son.
And I see things here are in

I am well, son.
And I see things here are in
motion.

And I see things here are in
motion.
yes. Everyone is working

motion.
yes. Everyone is working
around the clock to make sure we

yes. Everyone is working
around the clock to make sure we
win this election.

Around the clock to make sure we
win this election.
that is the spirit.

Win this election.
that is the spirit.
jonathan's a shoo-in for

that is the spirit.
jonathan's a shoo-in for
mayor, following right in your

jonathan's a shoo-in for
mayor, following right in your
footsteps, daddy.

Mayor, following right in your
footsteps, daddy.
hmm.

Footsteps, daddy.
hmm.
hey, steve.

Hmm.
hey, steve.
You still work here?

Hey, steve.
You still work here?
lauren, such a pleasure.

You still work here?
lauren, such a pleasure.
You know, how is it that we keep

lauren, such a pleasure.
You know, how is it that we keep
running into each other?

You know, how is it that we keep
running into each other?
There's so many places in this

running into each other?
There's so many places in this
city to be, and, yet, you are

there's so many places in this
city to be, and, yet, you are
always here, unannounced.

City to be, and, yet, you are
always here, unannounced.
don't you have something to

always here, unannounced.
don't you have something to
attend to?

Don't you have something to
attend to?
Shouldn't you be somewhere... I

attend to?
Shouldn't you be somewhere... I
don't know... making sure all

shouldn't you be somewhere... I
don't know... making sure all
the paper clips are still in the

don't know... making sure all
the paper clips are still in the
box?

The paper clips are still in the
box?
Daddy and I were in the area

box?
Daddy and I were in the area
having lunch, and we figured

daddy and I were in the area
having lunch, and we figured
we'd stop by.

Having lunch, and we figured
we'd stop by.
oh, just pop up unexpectedly.

We'd stop by.
oh, just pop up unexpectedly.
How exciting.

Oh, just pop up unexpectedly.
How exciting.
over lunch, we were

how exciting.
over lunch, we were
discussing your future.

Over lunch, we were
discussing your future.
really? What about my future?

Discussing your future.
really? What about my future?
I'll let daddy fill you in.

Really? What about my future?
I'll let daddy fill you in.
yeah.

I'll let daddy fill you in.
yeah.
do you have a few moments to

yeah.
do you have a few moments to
spare?

Do you have a few moments to
spare?
It will only take a sec.

Spare?
It will only take a sec.
yeah, sure.

It will only take a sec.
yeah, sure.
Let's, uh, go to this office

yeah, sure.
Let's, uh, go to this office
over here.

Let's, uh, go to this office
over here.
alright.

Yes, gloria, my father's
talking to him right now.
Yeah, everything should be

talking to him right now.
Yeah, everything should be
squared away.

Yeah, everything should be
squared away.
No, no, no.

Squared away.
No, no, no.
If... if he wants to win this

no, no, no.
If... if he wants to win this
election, he better propose to

if... if he wants to win this
election, he better propose to
me, or he can kiss his little

election, he better propose to
me, or he can kiss his little
dream of becoming mayor goodbye.

Me, or he can kiss his little
dream of becoming mayor goodbye.
Of course.

Dream of becoming mayor goodbye.
Of course.
Girl, having me on his arm will

of course.
Girl, having me on his arm will
help his image and seal the

girl, having me on his arm will
help his image and seal the
deal.

Help his image and seal the
deal.
Yes, it's a win-win situation.

Deal.
Yes, it's a win-win situation.
He gets what he wants, and I'll

yes, it's a win-win situation.
He gets what he wants, and I'll
be the talk of the town, honey.

He gets what he wants, and I'll
be the talk of the town, honey.

Be the talk of the town, honey.
Oh, you already know what I

oh, you already know what I
want.

Oh, you already know what I
want.
A winter-wonderland wedding.

Want.
A winter-wonderland wedding.
Can you see it?

A winter-wonderland wedding.
Can you see it?
Too much?

Can you see it?
Too much?

Too much?
It's gonna be fabulous.

It's gonna be fabulous.
Okay, girl, let me go.

It's gonna be fabulous.
Okay, girl, let me go.
mnh-mnh.

Okay, girl, let me go.
mnh-mnh.
Jonathan and lauren married?

Mnh-mnh.
Jonathan and lauren married?
Hell no.

Jonathan and lauren married?
Hell no.
I got to do something about

hell no.
I got to do something about
this.

I got to do something about
this.
Not on my watch.

This.
Not on my watch.
Alright.

Not on my watch.
Alright.
Here we go.

Alright.
Here we go.
0-0-0-0.

Here we go.
0-0-0-0.
Not great. Okay.

0-0-0-0.
Not great. Okay.
Chance tyler of paa6.

Not great. Okay.
Chance tyler of paa6.
Found you!

Chance tyler of paa6.
Found you!
I don't know what jonathan's

found you!
I don't know what jonathan's
talking about.

I don't know what jonathan's
talking about.
Okay, how do I word this?

Talking about.
Okay, how do I word this?
"a good day, ms. Tyler.

Okay, how do I word this?
"a good day, ms. Tyler.
My name is... Jarvis jackson."

"a good day, ms. Tyler.
My name is... Jarvis jackson."
that's ridiculous.

My name is... Jarvis jackson."
that's ridiculous.
That's not a name with clout.

That's ridiculous.
That's not a name with clout.
That's a butler's name.

That's not a name with clout.
That's a butler's name.
I need something with clout.

That's a butler's name.
I need something with clout.
Clout. Think.

I need something with clout.
Clout. Think.
Think, think, think, think.

Clout. Think.
Think, think, think, think.
Oh, I got it.

Think, think, think, think.
Oh, I got it.
"a good day, ms. Tyler.

Oh, I got it.
"a good day, ms. Tyler.
My name is davis March."

"a good day, ms. Tyler.
My name is davis March."

my name is davis March."
that's awesome.

That's awesome.
I'm awesome.

That's awesome.
I'm awesome.
That's it.

Yep.

Girl, where have you been?!
I just came by to get my
autograph before you become

I just came by to get my
autograph before you become
famous.

Autograph before you become
famous.
oh, you got jokes.

Famous.
oh, you got jokes.
no, I'm serious.

Oh, you got jokes.
no, I'm serious.
Your video is doing big numbers.

No, I'm serious.
Your video is doing big numbers.
You've already hit 250,000 views

your video is doing big numbers.
You've already hit 250,000 views
in two days.

You've already hit 250,000 views
in two days.
oh, well, let's break out the

in two days.
oh, well, let's break out the
champagne.

Oh, well, let's break out the
champagne.
most people would be excited

champagne.
most people would be excited
about this.

Most people would be excited
about this.
You managed to go viral, and

about this.
You managed to go viral, and
it's like you don't even care.

You managed to go viral, and
it's like you don't even care.
it's not like I don't care.

It's like you don't even care.
it's not like I don't care.
I just want to be recognized for

it's not like I don't care.
I just want to be recognized for
my good work, not because I was

I just want to be recognized for
my good work, not because I was
sent to cover some b.S. Story

my good work, not because I was
sent to cover some b.S. Story
and the people aired out all

sent to cover some b.S. Story
and the people aired out all
their drama during my broadcast.

And the people aired out all
their drama during my broadcast.
You know how bad I want to be

their drama during my broadcast.
You know how bad I want to be
taken seriously.

You know how bad I want to be
taken seriously.
yeah, I get that.

Taken seriously.
yeah, I get that.
And your time will come.

Yeah, I get that.
And your time will come.
You just have to be patient.

And your time will come.
You just have to be patient.
patient?

You just have to be patient.
patient?
Girl, I've been a field reporter

patient?
Girl, I've been a field reporter
for almost six years.

Girl, I've been a field reporter
for almost six years.
I need something different,

for almost six years.
I need something different,
something better, better

I need something different,
something better, better
stories.

Something better, better
stories.
I want that chair.

Stories.
I want that chair.
But in order to get that, I need

I want that chair.
But in order to get that, I need
better content.

But in order to get that, I need
better content.

Better content.
I'm tired of covering stories

I'm tired of covering stories
like the grand opening of

I'm tired of covering stories
like the grand opening of
tyrone's fried chicken.

Like the grand opening of
tyrone's fried chicken.
okay, first of all, you are

tyrone's fried chicken.
okay, first of all, you are
trippin', 'cause tyrone's got

okay, first of all, you are
trippin', 'cause tyrone's got
the best fried chicken in the

trippin', 'cause tyrone's got
the best fried chicken in the
city.

The best fried chicken in the
city.

City.
And tyrone's brother, clint,

and tyrone's brother, clint,
the one that cleans out the

and tyrone's brother, clint,
the one that cleans out the
grease, mm, child, talk about

the one that cleans out the
grease, mm, child, talk about
fine!

Grease, mm, child, talk about
fine!
seriously?

Fine!
seriously?
chance, you're good at what

seriously?
chance, you're good at what
you do.

Chance, you're good at what
you do.
You know that.

You do.
You know that.
But maybe you've outgrown this

you know that.
But maybe you've outgrown this
place.

But maybe you've outgrown this
place.
Don't get me wrong.

Place.
Don't get me wrong.
I love having you here.

Don't get me wrong.
I love having you here.
But if you want more and you

I love having you here.
But if you want more and you
want it now, it might be time to

but if you want more and you
want it now, it might be time to
move on.

Want it now, it might be time to
move on.
Perhaps you should refocus your

move on.
Perhaps you should refocus your
career.

Perhaps you should refocus your
career.
'cause you know what they say.

Career.
'cause you know what they say.
If you don't like something,

'cause you know what they say.
If you don't like something,
then change it.

If you don't like something,
then change it.
that part.

Then change it.
that part.
I don't know.

That part.
I don't know.
Maybe you're right.

I don't know.
Maybe you're right.
yeah, I'm always right.

Maybe you're right.
yeah, I'm always right.
Look, don't beat yourself up

yeah, I'm always right.
Look, don't beat yourself up
about it.

Look, don't beat yourself up
about it.
I got to get going.

About it.
I got to get going.
Some fool just stole 40 pounds

I got to get going.
Some fool just stole 40 pounds
of flounder from the fish market

some fool just stole 40 pounds
of flounder from the fish market
off of 9th street.

Of flounder from the fish market
off of 9th street.
Thief in the night.

Off of 9th street.
Thief in the night.
Do you want to cover it?

Thief in the night.
Do you want to cover it?
uh, girl, bye.

Do you want to cover it?
uh, girl, bye.
I'll take that as a "no."

uh, girl, bye.
I'll take that as a "no."
later.

I'll take that as a "no."
later.
bye, skylar.

Later.
Bye, skylar.

Bye, skylar.

"ms. Tyler, we've reviewed your
recent video and are very
impressed with your ability to

recent video and are very
impressed with your ability to
hold your own on camera.

Impressed with your ability to
hold your own on camera.
We would like to invite you to

hold your own on camera.
We would like to invite you to
sit as a guest host on

we would like to invite you to
sit as a guest host on
'good day, good morning' for our

sit as a guest host on
'good day, good morning' for our
political-debate segment'"?!

'good day, good morning' for our
political-debate segment'"?!

Political-debate segment'"?!
I'm on my way to d.C.!

I'm on my way to d.C.!
I did it!

I'm on my way to d.C.!
I did it!
Charley horse.

I did it!
Charley horse.

Charley horse.
Those treadmills... they'll get

those treadmills... they'll get
you every time.

Those treadmills... they'll get
you every time.

You every time.
Yes!

Yes!
You did it.

Yes!
You did it.
You did it, you boss.

You did it.
You did it, you boss.
Mm!

Hey. What's wrong with you?
Why you got your head in the
clouds?

Why you got your head in the
clouds?
you'll never guess what just

clouds?
you'll never guess what just
happened.

You'll never guess what just
happened.
from your tone, I can tell

happened.
from your tone, I can tell
it's not good news.

From your tone, I can tell
it's not good news.
man, listen.

It's not good news.
man, listen.
So, tell me, why did lauren's

man, listen.
So, tell me, why did lauren's
father come in here and

so, tell me, why did lauren's
father come in here and
basically tell me he would help

father come in here and
basically tell me he would help
me win the election if I marry

basically tell me he would help
me win the election if I marry
his daughter?

Me win the election if I marry
his daughter?
really?

His daughter?
really?
Wait. Not former mayor

really?
Wait. Not former mayor
dexter page, man of the

wait. Not former mayor
dexter page, man of the
community.

Dexter page, man of the
community.
yes, that dexter page.

Community.
yes, that dexter page.
so, he decides to tell you

yes, that dexter page.
so, he decides to tell you
this right before your

so, he decides to tell you
this right before your
fundraiser tonight.

This right before your
fundraiser tonight.
That's interesting.

Fundraiser tonight.
That's interesting.
Why would he do something like

that's interesting.
Why would he do something like
that?

Why would he do something like
that?
I have no idea.

That?
I have no idea.
You tell me.

I have no idea.
You tell me.
your guess is as good as

you tell me.
your guess is as good as
mine.

Your guess is as good as
mine.
I don't know what to do.

Mine.
I don't know what to do.
If I don't go through with this,

I don't know what to do.
If I don't go through with this,
I won't win.

If I don't go through with this,
I won't win.
But if I do...

I won't win.
But if I do...

but if I do...
I'll be stuck with lauren for

I'll be stuck with lauren for
god knows how long.

I'll be stuck with lauren for
god knows how long.
jonathan, you've got to think

god knows how long.
jonathan, you've got to think
about this.

Jonathan, you've got to think
about this.
Is winning that important?

About this.
Is winning that important?
You know, marriage is intended

is winning that important?
You know, marriage is intended
to be forever.

You know, marriage is intended
to be forever.
Your term's just gonna be

to be forever.
Your term's just gonna be
four years.

Your term's just gonna be
four years.
you're right.

Four years.
you're right.
I get it.

You're right.
I get it.
Y'all have been kickin' it for a

I get it.
Y'all have been kickin' it for a
minute, but half the time, you

y'all have been kickin' it for a
minute, but half the time, you
can't even stand her.

Minute, but half the time, you
can't even stand her.
Is she good for your image?

Can't even stand her.
Is she good for your image?
Yeah.

Is she good for your image?
Yeah.
But is she good for your life?

Yeah.
But is she good for your life?
Now, that's the question you got

but is she good for your life?
Now, that's the question you got
to ask yourself.

Now, that's the question you got
to ask yourself.
but what about my political

to ask yourself.
but what about my political
career?

But what about my political
career?
He said that if I don't marry

career?
He said that if I don't marry
her, I can forget about my

he said that if I don't marry
her, I can forget about my
future.

Her, I can forget about my
future.
And you know, eventually, I want

future.
And you know, eventually, I want
to become state senator.

And you know, eventually, I want
to become state senator.
that's where you got to put

to become state senator.
that's where you got to put
in the work to make sure that

that's where you got to put
in the work to make sure that
happens.

In the work to make sure that
happens.
what do you mean?

Happens.
what do you mean?
your boy got a call today

what do you mean?
your boy got a call today
from the lady that manages

your boy got a call today
from the lady that manages
"voices of reasoning."

from the lady that manages
"voices of reasoning."
"voices of reasoning."

"voices of reasoning."
"voices of reasoning."
what's that?

"voices of reasoning."
what's that?
it's a podcast... focuses on

what's that?
it's a podcast... focuses on
politics, huge following.

It's a podcast... focuses on
politics, huge following.
They want to feature you as a

politics, huge following.
They want to feature you as a
guest on the show.

They want to feature you as a
guest on the show.
Now, if you start expanding your

guest on the show.
Now, if you start expanding your
brand now, then, when that time

now, if you start expanding your
brand now, then, when that time
comes, you're gonna have the

brand now, then, when that time
comes, you're gonna have the
following and support you need.

Comes, you're gonna have the
following and support you need.
Follow me on this.

Following and support you need.
Follow me on this.
Your political career is rising.

Follow me on this.
Your political career is rising.
Your face is plastered on every

your political career is rising.
Your face is plastered on every
television screen and newspaper,

your face is plastered on every
television screen and newspaper,
and chance is standing right by

television screen and newspaper,
and chance is standing right by
your side.

And chance is standing right by
your side.
chance?

Your side.
chance?
did I say chance?

Chance?
did I say chance?
I-I meant lauren.

Did I say chance?
I-I meant lauren.
My bad.

I-I meant lauren.
My bad.
You're living the dream.

My bad.
You're living the dream.
But in order for all that to

you're living the dream.
But in order for all that to
happen, we have to try a

but in order for all that to
happen, we have to try a
different approach, and that

happen, we have to try a
different approach, and that
starts right now.

Different approach, and that
starts right now.
So, what do you say...

Starts right now.
So, what do you say...
Mayor bateman?

So, what do you say...
Mayor bateman?
I like the sound of that.

Mayor bateman?
I like the sound of that.
Forward thinking.

I like the sound of that.
Forward thinking.
I'm down.

Forward thinking.
I'm down.
When?

I'm down.
When?
When and where?

When?
When and where?
What's the details?

When and where?
What's the details?
we got to get you to d.C.,

what's the details?
we got to get you to d.C.,
alright?

We got to get you to d.C.,
alright?
Gonna check in.

Alright?
Gonna check in.
First things first.

Girls' night!
And for pregame. Yes.
Mm! I have some snacks for us.

And for pregame. Yes.
Mm! I have some snacks for us.
mmm!

Mm! I have some snacks for us.
mmm!
is it me or are there no

mmm!
is it me or are there no
available men out here?

Is it me or are there no
available men out here?
It's like they're all extinct.

Available men out here?
It's like they're all extinct.
skylar, you tell no lies.

It's like they're all extinct.
Skylar, you tell no lies.

Skylar, you tell no lies.
They're all married or the

they're all married or the
single ones got kids hidden

they're all married or the
single ones got kids hidden
somewhere.

Single ones got kids hidden
somewhere.

Somewhere.
What's wrong with kids?

What's wrong with kids?
I'm a single mom.

What's wrong with kids?
I'm a single mom.
Do I not deserve love?

I'm a single mom.
Do I not deserve love?
And, besides, how many milfs do

do I not deserve love?
And, besides, how many milfs do
you know that look like this?

And, besides, how many milfs do
you know that look like this?
mm! Tell 'em, girl.

You know that look like this?
mm! Tell 'em, girl.
listen, it's not the kids.

Mm! Tell 'em, girl.
listen, it's not the kids.
It's the baby-mama drama that it

listen, it's not the kids.
It's the baby-mama drama that it
comes with.

It's the baby-mama drama that it
comes with.
oh!

Comes with.
oh!
Like you don't have a hidden mug

oh!
Like you don't have a hidden mug
shot somewhere.

Like you don't have a hidden mug
shot somewhere.
what?!

Shot somewhere.
what?!
uh, wh...

What?!
uh, wh...
she tried it.

Uh, wh...
she tried it.
don't act like a man has

she tried it.
don't act like a man has
never pushed you to the edge.

Don't act like a man has
never pushed you to the edge.
If we're crazy, it's because

never pushed you to the edge.
If we're crazy, it's because
they make us crazy.

If we're crazy, it's because
they make us crazy.
well, I mean, can women

they make us crazy.
well, I mean, can women
really have it all, though?

Well, I mean, can women
really have it all, though?
The career, husband, kids.

Really have it all, though?
The career, husband, kids.
Is that all just a myth?

The career, husband, kids.
Is that all just a myth?
no, it's not a myth, and,

is that all just a myth?
no, it's not a myth, and,
yes, we can have it all.

No, it's not a myth, and,
yes, we can have it all.
And we will have it all.

Yes, we can have it all.
And we will have it all.
We just have to be patient...

And we will have it all.
We just have to be patient...
that's it.

We just have to be patient...
that's it.
how much more patient can one

that's it.
how much more patient can one
get?

How much more patient can one
get?
My clock is ticking... fast.

Get?
My clock is ticking... fast.
no, it's like it's impossible

my clock is ticking... fast.
no, it's like it's impossible
to find someone that's on the

no, it's like it's impossible
to find someone that's on the
same page or the time is never

to find someone that's on the
same page or the time is never
right.

Same page or the time is never
right.
that's not true.

Right.
that's not true.
There are some good men out

that's not true.
There are some good men out
there.

There are some good men out
there.

There.
You just have to look.

You just have to look.
Where?

You just have to look.
where?
y'all are just looking in the

where?
y'all are just looking in the
wrong places.

Y'all are just looking in the
wrong places.
okay, ms. Know-it-all, where

wrong places.
okay, ms. Know-it-all, where
should we be looking?

Okay, ms. Know-it-all, where
should we be looking?
mm.

Should we be looking?
mm.
how about church?

Mm.
How about church?

How about church?
Nope. Already looked there.

Nope. Already looked there.
They're all married.

Nope. Already looked there.
They're all married.
And the two in the congregation

they're all married.
And the two in the congregation
that are single are either

and the two in the congregation
that are single are either
broken or hurt.

That are single are either
broken or hurt.
That is baggage I don't have the

broken or hurt.
That is baggage I don't have the
bandwidth to carry.

That is baggage I don't have the
bandwidth to carry.
oh, look who's talking.

Bandwidth to carry.
oh, look who's talking.
what? You really tryin' it.

Oh, look who's talking.
what? You really tryin' it.
uh-huh. She did.

What? You really tryin' it.
uh-huh. She did.
listen, I'm not hurt, okay?

Uh-huh. She did.
listen, I'm not hurt, okay?
I'm just sensitive, y'all.

Listen, I'm not hurt, okay?
I'm just sensitive, y'all.
oh.

I'm just sensitive, y'all.
oh.
so sensitive. Oh.

Oh.
So sensitive. Oh.

So sensitive. Oh.
Well, okay, so then what about

well, okay, so then what about
networking mixers?

Well, okay, so then what about
networking mixers?
nope.

Networking mixers?
nope.
mnh-mnh.

Nope.
mnh-mnh.
networking events are just

mnh-mnh.
networking events are just
code words for hooking up and

networking events are just
code words for hooking up and
one-night stands, girl.

Code words for hooking up and
one-night stands, girl.
and, of course, you should

one-night stands, girl.
and, of course, you should
know this.

And, of course, you should
know this.
oh, let's just say...

Know this.
Oh, let's just say...

oh, let's just say...
I've been to a few.

I've been to a few.
Hand me the wine.

I've been to a few.
Hand me the wine.

Hand me the wine.
You nasty. I love it.

You nasty. I love it.
Nasty.

You nasty. I love it.
nasty.
I need a refill.

Nasty.
I need a refill.
okay, dating apps.

I need a refill.
okay, dating apps.
dating apps?

Okay, dating apps.
dating apps?
they're successful.

Dating apps?
they're successful.
dating apps?

They're successful.
dating apps?
yes.

Dating apps?
yes.
girl, please.

Yes.
girl, please.
You might as well just say "free

girl, please.
You might as well just say "free
meal," because that's all you're

you might as well just say "free
meal," because that's all you're
going to get in that exchange...

Meal," because that's all you're
going to get in that exchange...
that is not true.

Going to get in that exchange...
that is not true.
I'm serious.

That is not true.
I'm serious.
okay, I have a good friend.

I'm serious.
okay, I have a good friend.
She met her man on a dating app,

okay, I have a good friend.
She met her man on a dating app,
and they're getting married.

She met her man on a dating app,
and they're getting married.
mnh-mnh.

And they're getting married.
mnh-mnh.
it's possible, y'all.

Mnh-mnh.
it's possible, y'all.
I'm telling you.

It's possible, y'all.
I'm telling you.
mnh-mnh.

I'm telling you.
mnh-mnh.
well, I haven't had any luck.

Mnh-mnh.
well, I haven't had any luck.
But, you see, miss chance

well, I haven't had any luck.
But, you see, miss chance
doesn't have all of these

but, you see, miss chance
doesn't have all of these
problems because she actually

doesn't have all of these
problems because she actually
has a man.

Problems because she actually
has a man.
that's right!

Has a man.
that's right!
whatever.

That's right!
whatever.
so, what's up with you and

whatever.
so, what's up with you and
brandon?

So, what's up with you and
brandon?
Tell us the secret.

Brandon?
Tell us the secret.
brandon and I are taking it

tell us the secret.
brandon and I are taking it
slow.

Brandon and I are taking it
slow.
slow?

Slow.
Slow?

Slow?
You guys have been dating for a

you guys have been dating for a
year now.

You guys have been dating for a
year now.
what if he... I mean, what if

year now.
what if he... I mean, what if
he just can't give me what I

what if he... I mean, what if
he just can't give me what I
want?

He just can't give me what I
want?
girl, have you not been

want?
girl, have you not been
listening to us all night?

Girl, have you not been
listening to us all night?
look, I'm not trying to put

listening to us all night?
look, I'm not trying to put
all my eggs in one basket, okay?

What if he's not...
The one?
girl, what are you even

the one?
girl, what are you even
talking about?

Girl, what are you even
talking about?
You and brandon are great

talking about?
You and brandon are great
together.

You and brandon are great
together.
if you say so.

Are we ready to win this
election?

Election?
I don't think you heard me.

I don't think you heard me.
Are we ready to win this

I don't think you heard me.
Are we ready to win this
election?!

Are we ready to win this
election?!

Election?!
Good evening, ladies and

good evening, ladies and
gentlemen.

Good evening, ladies and
gentlemen.
I just want to thank everyone

gentlemen.
I just want to thank everyone
for coming out here tonight.

I just want to thank everyone
for coming out here tonight.
Your support means a great deal

for coming out here tonight.
Your support means a great deal
to me.

Your support means a great deal
to me.
Now, there's still a lot of work

to me.
Now, there's still a lot of work
to be done, and with your

now, there's still a lot of work
to be done, and with your
generous donations, we can and

to be done, and with your
generous donations, we can and
we will win this race.

Generous donations, we can and
we will win this race.
My main objective is to serve

we will win this race.
My main objective is to serve
you, the people of atlanta,

my main objective is to serve
you, the people of atlanta,
while uplifting the community.

You, the people of atlanta,
while uplifting the community.
Now, as your candidate-elect for

while uplifting the community.
Now, as your candidate-elect for
mayor, I plan to support, impact

now, as your candidate-elect for
mayor, I plan to support, impact
change across the city.

Mayor, I plan to support, impact
change across the city.
Now, I would like to take the

change across the city.
Now, I would like to take the
time to thank my team for

now, I would like to take the
time to thank my team for
dedicating their time and

time to thank my team for
dedicating their time and
efforts to this campaign,

dedicating their time and
efforts to this campaign,
including my campaign manager,

efforts to this campaign,
including my campaign manager,
who I also call my best friend,

including my campaign manager,
who I also call my best friend,
steven chambers.

Who I also call my best friend,
steven chambers.
Now, without all of you, there

steven chambers.
Now, without all of you, there
would be no me.

Now, without all of you, there
would be no me.
I won't hold you up anymore, so

would be no me.
I won't hold you up anymore, so
mingle, drink up, and enjoy the

I won't hold you up anymore, so
mingle, drink up, and enjoy the
festivities.

Mingle, drink up, and enjoy the
festivities.
I'll meet you at the polls.

Festivities.
I'll meet you at the polls.
And remember... check the box

I'll meet you at the polls.
And remember... check the box
for bateman.

And remember... check the box
for bateman.
Thank you.

For bateman.
Thank you.

Oh, my god, honey.
You did an amazing job.
thank you.

You did an amazing job.
thank you.
the crowd was feeling your

thank you.
the crowd was feeling your
speech.

The crowd was feeling your
speech.
You were firm.

Speech.
You were firm.
Your posture was good.

You were firm.
Your posture was good.
Great presentation.

Your posture was good.
Great presentation.
Um, not really feeling your shoe

great presentation.
Um, not really feeling your shoe
choice.

Um, not really feeling your shoe
choice.
We'll talk about that later.

Choice.
We'll talk about that later.
So, once you announce the

we'll talk about that later.
So, once you announce the
engagement, we'll have it in the

so, once you announce the
engagement, we'll have it in the
bag.

Engagement, we'll have it in the
bag.
I can see the headlines... "the

bag.
I can see the headlines... "the
political empire reigns

I can see the headlines... "the
political empire reigns
supreme."

political empire reigns
supreme."
in fact, I think we should get

supreme."
in fact, I think we should get
married on live tv.

In fact, I think we should get
married on live tv.
live tv?

Married on live tv.
live tv?
Okay, lauren, I think you're

live tv?
Okay, lauren, I think you're
taking this too far.

Okay, lauren, I think you're
taking this too far.
oh, honey, I can go further.

Taking this too far.
oh, honey, I can go further.
Let's just get married on

oh, honey, I can go further.
Let's just get married on
christmas day.

Let's just get married on
christmas day.
Look, all eyes will be on us.

Christmas day.
Look, all eyes will be on us.
Tell me that wouldn't be epic.

Look, all eyes will be on us.
Tell me that wouldn't be epic.
wait a second.

Tell me that wouldn't be epic.
wait a second.
you've got to think about it.

Wait a second.
you've got to think about it.
Just...

You've got to think about it.
Just...
jonathan.

Just...
jonathan.
mr. Page!

Jonathan.
Mr. Page!

Mr. Page!
Excuse me for a second,

excuse me for a second, sweetie.

Excuse me for a second,
sweetie.
of course.

Sweetie.
of course.
listen, can I borrow you for

of course.
listen, can I borrow you for
a moment?

Listen, can I borrow you for
a moment?
I have some people I want you to

a moment?
I have some people I want you to
meet, and they have some deep

I have some people I want you to
meet, and they have some deep
pockets.

Meet, and they have some deep
pockets.
let's go.

Pockets.
Let's go.

Let's go.
So, what do you think about

so, what do you think about
those two?

So, what do you think about
those two?
what two?

Those two?
what two?
your boy and ms. Lauren page.

What two?
your boy and ms. Lauren page.
I try not to think about it.

Your boy and ms. Lauren page.
I try not to think about it.
mm.

I try not to think about it.
mm.
she's a handful.

Mm.
She's a handful.

She's a handful.
I'm sure this is just another

I'm sure this is just another
one of her schemes to stay in

I'm sure this is just another
one of her schemes to stay in
the limelight.

One of her schemes to stay in
the limelight.
oh, tell me about it.

The limelight.
oh, tell me about it.
But, hey, not for long.

Oh, tell me about it.
But, hey, not for long.
what do you mean?

But, hey, not for long.
what do you mean?
let's just say that lauren's

what do you mean?
let's just say that lauren's
in for a rude awakening.

Let's just say that lauren's
in for a rude awakening.
This whole "real housewives"

in for a rude awakening.
This whole "real housewives"
thing... it's coming to an end.

This whole "real housewives"
thing... it's coming to an end.
After jonathan gets back from

thing... it's coming to an end.
After jonathan gets back from
d.C., it's game over.

After jonathan gets back from
d.C., it's game over.
oh, really?

D.C., it's game over.
oh, really?
I know what I'm doing.

Oh, really?
I know what I'm doing.
okay!

I know what I'm doing.
okay!
mm-hmm.

Okay!
mm-hmm.
mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Okay. Let's see.
His address.

Okay. Let's see.
His address.

His address.
Wrong.

His birthday.

No, that's not it.

The election day.

The election day.
Bingo!

Bingo!
Okay.

Got it.

Now I'll know your every move.

Skylar. Hey, girl.
So, I just got to my hotel.
Yes. Thank you so much.

So, I just got to my hotel.
Yes. Thank you so much.
Alright, I'll talk to you later.

Yes. Thank you so much.
Alright, I'll talk to you later.
Alright, bye.

Alright, I'll talk to you later.
Alright, bye.

Alright, bye.
Okay, girl.

Okay, girl.
We're here.

Okay, girl.
We're here.
We made it.

We're here.
We made it.
We are welcoming nothing but

we made it.
We are welcoming nothing but
positive vibes and positive

we are welcoming nothing but
positive vibes and positive
energy, manifesting nothing but

positive vibes and positive
energy, manifesting nothing but
greatness.

Energy, manifesting nothing but
greatness.
You got it.

Greatness.
You got it.

You got it.
I'm getting to the hotel,

I'm getting to the hotel,
headed to the room, and then the

I'm getting to the hotel,
headed to the room, and then the
studio.

Headed to the room, and then the
studio.
Steven, thank you so much for

studio.
Steven, thank you so much for
setting this up.

Steven, thank you so much for
setting this up.
Thank you, bro.

Setting this up.
Thank you, bro.
Yes. I'm on my way.

Thank you, bro.
Yes. I'm on my way.
I'll let you know how it goes.

Yes. I'm on my way.
I'll let you know how it goes.
Peace.

I'll let you know how it goes.
Peace.

Jonathan, is that you?
chance?!
W-what are you doing here?

Chance?!
W-what are you doing here?
I'm here filming a segment

w-what are you doing here?
I'm here filming a segment
for "good day, good morning."

I'm here filming a segment
for "good day, good morning."
what are you doing here?

For "good day, good morning."
what are you doing here?
I'm being featured on a

what are you doing here?
I'm being featured on a
political podcast later.

I'm being featured on a
political podcast later.
well, this is odd.

Political podcast later.
well, this is odd.
You know, I haven't seen or

well, this is odd.
You know, I haven't seen or
heard from you in months,

you know, I haven't seen or
heard from you in months,
mr. No call, no show.

Heard from you in months,
mr. No call, no show.
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Mr. No call, no show.
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I can explain.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
I can explain.
That was a simple mistake.

I can explain.
That was a simple mistake.
yeah, mistake, mix-up, right?

That was a simple mistake.
yeah, mistake, mix-up, right?
yeah.

Wait. Did... did you get the
same letter I got?
y-yeah. I found it on my bed.

Same letter I got?
y-yeah. I found it on my bed.
It says, "visit the front desk

y-yeah. I found it on my bed.
It says, "visit the front desk
to receive information regarding

it says, "visit the front desk
to receive information regarding
your... Dinner reservation."

to receive information regarding
your... Dinner reservation."
w-what does yours say?

Your... Dinner reservation."
w-what does yours say?
mine says the same thing.

W-what does yours say?
mine says the same thing.
This is a coincidence.

Mine says the same thing.
This is a coincidence.
Okay, but wait.

This is a coincidence.
Okay, but wait.
Who... who does yours say it's

okay, but wait.
Who... who does yours say it's
from?

Who... who does yours say it's
from?
someone named... Davis March?

From?
someone named... Davis March?
same.

Someone named... Davis March?
same.
Okay, this is weird.

Same.
Okay, this is weird.
super-weird.

Steven.
I'm going to kill him!
who is steven?

I'm going to kill him!
who is steven?
he's my campaign manager.

Who is steven?
he's my campaign manager.
campaign mana... wait.

He's my campaign manager.
campaign mana... wait.
What do you have to do with

campaign mana... wait.
What do you have to do with
politics?

What do you have to do with
politics?
allow me to reintroduce

politics?
allow me to reintroduce
myself.

Allow me to reintroduce
myself.
My name is jonathan bateman, and

myself.
My name is jonathan bateman, and
I'm running for mayor of

my name is jonathan bateman, and
I'm running for mayor of
atlanta.

I'm running for mayor of
atlanta.
you're running for mayor?

Atlanta.
you're running for mayor?
Really?

You're running for mayor?
Really?
yeah.

Really?
yeah.
okay. Okay.

Yeah.
okay. Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.

Okay. Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I'm getting sidetracked.

Hold on.
I'm getting sidetracked.
First things first.

I'm getting sidetracked.
First things first.
Why would your friend steven do

first things first.
Why would your friend steven do
something like this?

Why would your friend steven do
something like this?
I have no idea.

Something like this?
I have no idea.
Well, I-I told him about you.

I have no idea.
Well, I-I told him about you.
about... Me?

Well, I-I told him about you.
about... Me?
Well, what about me?

About... Me?
Well, what about me?
well, I told him about the

well, what about me?
well, I told him about the
night we met, on christmas eve,

well, I told him about the
night we met, on christmas eve,
and... and how I couldn't get

night we met, on christmas eve,
and... and how I couldn't get
you off my mind.

Listen, let's get to the
bottom of this.

Listen, let's get to the
bottom of this.
yeah.

Bottom of this.
yeah.
come on.

Yeah.
come on.
okay.

Steven!
I have just one question I need
you to answer.

I have just one question I need
you to answer.
you said a question?

You to answer.
you said a question?
Yeah, what is it?

You said a question?
Yeah, what is it?
How can I be of service?

Yeah, what is it?
How can I be of service?
steven, take a wild guess who

how can I be of service?
steven, take a wild guess who
I ran into.

Steven, take a wild guess who
I ran into.
not a clue.

I ran into.
not a clue.
Michelle obama, maybe.

Not a clue.
Michelle obama, maybe.
no, genius. Chance.

Michelle obama, maybe.
no, genius. Chance.
Now, do you have something you

no, genius. Chance.
Now, do you have something you
want to tell me?

Now, do you have something you
want to tell me?
isn't it funny how life just

want to tell me?
isn't it funny how life just
works itself out?

Isn't it funny how life just
works itself out?
You know, she's in d.C., you're

works itself out?
You know, she's in d.C., you're
in d.C.

You know, she's in d.C., you're
in d.C.
The two of you in the political

in d.C.
The two of you in the political
capital together.

The two of you in the political
capital together.
I mean, look at god, won't he do

capital together.
I mean, look at god, won't he do
it?

I mean, look at god, won't he do
it?
no, I think you had something

it?
no, I think you had something
to do with this.

No, I think you had something
to do with this.
Now, I'm just curious, am I

to do with this.
Now, I'm just curious, am I
really a guest on the "voice of

now, I'm just curious, am I
really a guest on the "voice of
reasoning" and is chance really

really a guest on the "voice of
reasoning" and is chance really
being featured on "good day,

reasoning" and is chance really
being featured on "good day,
good morning"?

Being featured on "good day,
good morning"?
not exactly.

Good morning"?
not exactly.
I may have embellished a little

not exactly.
I may have embellished a little
bit.

I may have embellished a little
bit.
embellished?

Bit.
embellished?
So you just made all this stuff

embellished?
So you just made all this stuff
up?

So you just made all this stuff
up?
hey, steven, hi.

Up?
hey, steven, hi.
This is chance.

Hey, steven, hi.
This is chance.
When I meet you, I'm gonna kill

this is chance.
When I meet you, I'm gonna kill
you.

When I meet you, I'm gonna kill
you.
uh, hello? Hello?

You.
uh, hello? Hello?
Can you hear me?

Uh, hello? Hello?
Can you hear me?
steven, this is not funny.

Can you hear me?
steven, this is not funny.
uh, you know what?

Steven, this is not funny.
uh, you know what?
It's a... it's a poor

uh, you know what?
It's a... it's a poor
connection is what it is.

It's a... it's a poor
connection is what it is.
So I can't even hear you.

Connection is what it is.
So I can't even hear you.
poor connection?

So I can't even hear you.
poor connection?
Yeah, okay.

Poor connection?
Yeah, okay.
yeah, you know, this whole

yeah, okay.
yeah, you know, this whole
office is actually turned into

yeah, you know, this whole
office is actually turned into
one big dead zone.

Office is actually turned into
one big dead zone.
We're gonna get the phone

one big dead zone.
We're gonna get the phone
company out here and fix it.

We're gonna get the phone
company out here and fix it.
I'll call you back.

Company out here and fix it.
I'll call you back.
steven!

I'll call you back.
steven!
Steven, you better not hang up

steven!
Steven, you better not hang up
that phone.

Steven, you better not hang up
that phone.
actually, I'm

that phone.
actually, I'm
going through a tunnel now,

actually, I'm
going through a tunnel now,
brother, so I'm definitely gonna

going through a tunnel now,
brother, so I'm definitely gonna
have to call you back, okay?

Brother, so I'm definitely gonna
have to call you back, okay?
Bye.

Have to call you back, okay?
Bye.
I handled that pretty well.

Bye.
I handled that pretty well.
it looks like steven set all

I handled that pretty well.
it looks like steven set all
this up.

It looks like steven set all
this up.

This up.
Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?
So that's it?

Are you kidding me?
So that's it?
yeah, yeah, I'm afraid so.

So that's it?
Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid so.

Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid so.
Why is this happening to me?

Look, chance, I know you're
upset, and you have every right
to be.

Upset, and you have every right
to be.
I'm mad, too.

To be.
I'm mad, too.
Let's look at the bright side.

I'm mad, too.
Let's look at the bright side.
You're here.

Let's look at the bright side.
You're here.
I'm here.

You're here.
I'm here.
I mean, at least we have the

I'm here.
I mean, at least we have the
opportunity to spend time with

I mean, at least we have the
opportunity to spend time with
each other again.

Opportunity to spend time with
each other again.
I'm not due back in atlanta till

each other again.
I'm not due back in atlanta till
tomorrow.

I'm not due back in atlanta till
tomorrow.
Let's have some fun.

Tomorrow.
Let's have some fun.
fun?

Let's have some fun.
Fun?

Fun?
Look, after all of this, I'm in

look, after all of this, I'm in
no mood to be walking around

look, after all of this, I'm in
no mood to be walking around
d.C. Trying to explore the city

no mood to be walking around
d.C. Trying to explore the city
in these 6-inch heels, okay?

D.C. Trying to explore the city
in these 6-inch heels, okay?
Besides, we tried that whole

in these 6-inch heels, okay?
Besides, we tried that whole
fairy-tale thing the last time,

besides, we tried that whole
fairy-tale thing the last time,
and you see how that ended up.

Fairy-tale thing the last time,
and you see how that ended up.
No, thank you.

And you see how that ended up.
No, thank you.
don't worry.

No, thank you.
don't worry.
Just trust me.

I don't know.
I mean, the last time I trusted
you, you went missing.

I mean, the last time I trusted
you, you went missing.
I know.

You, you went missing.
I know.
I owe you an explanation for

I know.
I owe you an explanation for
that, and you'll get it.

I owe you an explanation for
that, and you'll get it.
Let's just go to dinner.

That, and you'll get it.
Let's just go to dinner.
Catch up.

Come on.

Okay.
Where to?
well, we have dinner

where to?
well, we have dinner
reservations scheduled.

Well, we have dinner
reservations scheduled.
But I think I know a better

reservations scheduled.
But I think I know a better
place.

I see jack and ginger's still
your thing.
and I see you're still a

your thing.
and I see you're still a
jameson on the rocks kind of

and I see you're still a
jameson on the rocks kind of
guy.

Jameson on the rocks kind of
guy.
that's right.

Guy.
that's right.
I think everyone should have a

that's right.
I think everyone should have a
signature drink.

I think everyone should have a
signature drink.
mm.

Signature drink.
Mm.

Mm.
So you brought me here to

so you brought me here to
catch up.

So you brought me here to
catch up.
So what happened to you?

Catch up.
So what happened to you?
just straight to the point, I

so what happened to you?
just straight to the point, I
see.

Just straight to the point, I
see.
that's right.

See.
that's right.
State the facts and keep them

that's right.
State the facts and keep them
moving.

State the facts and keep them
moving.
is everything work for you?

Moving.
is everything work for you?
don't look at me like that.

Is everything work for you?
don't look at me like that.
You know you're the same way.

Don't look at me like that.
You know you're the same way.
We met here today for business.

You know you're the same way.
We met here today for business.
Well, at least we thought we

we met here today for business.
Well, at least we thought we
were.

Well, at least we thought we
were.
And the first day we met, we

were.
And the first day we met, we
were on the job, as well, so

and the first day we met, we
were on the job, as well, so
you're just as driven as I am.

Were on the job, as well, so
you're just as driven as I am.

You're just as driven as I am.
Good point.

Good point.
Mm-hmm.

Good point.
mm-hmm.
so you're not gonna believe

mm-hmm.
so you're not gonna believe
this, the night right after we

so you're not gonna believe
this, the night right after we
met?

This, the night right after we
met?
mm-hmm.

Met?
mm-hmm.
I had my phone out, and a

mm-hmm.
I had my phone out, and a
biker flew past me, knocked it

I had my phone out, and a
biker flew past me, knocked it
out of my hand.

Biker flew past me, knocked it
out of my hand.
The next thing I know, my phone

out of my hand.
The next thing I know, my phone
is lying in a sewer, so I had no

the next thing I know, my phone
is lying in a sewer, so I had no
phone and no way to contact you.

Is lying in a sewer, so I had no
phone and no way to contact you.
really?

Phone and no way to contact you.
really?
yeah.

Really?
yeah.
you really... you really

yeah.
you really... you really
expect me to believe that story?

You really... you really
expect me to believe that story?
yeah, I'm telling the truth,

expect me to believe that story?
yeah, I'm telling the truth,
I swear.

Yeah, I'm telling the truth,
I swear.
So a few weeks ago, steven shows

I swear.
So a few weeks ago, steven shows
me this viral video of some

so a few weeks ago, steven shows
me this viral video of some
big-time reporter, and...

Me this viral video of some
big-time reporter, and...
that video.

Big-time reporter, and...
that video.
So that's how he knew how to

that video.
So that's how he knew how to
find me.

So that's how he knew how to
find me.
Wow.

Find me.
Wow.
It's all starting to make sense

wow.
It's all starting to make sense
to me now.

It's all starting to make sense
to me now.
I told you I wasn't lying.

To me now.
I told you I wasn't lying.
Look, all in all, as much as I

I told you I wasn't lying.
Look, all in all, as much as I
really wanted to be on that show

look, all in all, as much as I
really wanted to be on that show
today... Seeing you again makes

really wanted to be on that show
today... Seeing you again makes
the trip worth it.

Today... Seeing you again makes
the trip worth it.
I agree.

The trip worth it.
I agree.

I agree.
I'm really happy that our paths

I'm really happy that our paths
crossed again.

I'm really happy that our paths
crossed again.
I mean, that night was magical.

Crossed again.
I mean, that night was magical.
It's one of my favorite holiday

I mean, that night was magical.
It's one of my favorite holiday
memories.

It's one of my favorite holiday
memories.

Gotcha.
Time to break this party up.

Gotcha.
Time to break this party up.
I'm curious, is what we

time to break this party up.
I'm curious, is what we
shared big enough to explore, or

I'm curious, is what we
shared big enough to explore, or
do we just leave here and go on

shared big enough to explore, or
do we just leave here and go on
with our lives?

Do we just leave here and go on
with our lives?

With our lives?
Well... That all depends.

Well... That all depends.
On?

Well... That all depends.
on?
on what we would be leaving

on?
on what we would be leaving
behind.

And I'm willing to risk it
all... If I could have you.

Wow.

I remember that feeling.
do you?
jonathan, don't you think

do you?
jonathan, don't you think
that we need to talk about this?

Jonathan, don't you think
that we need to talk about this?
what is there to talk about?

That we need to talk about this?
what is there to talk about?
I'm in philly, you're in

what is there to talk about?
I'm in philly, you're in
atlanta.

I'm in philly, you're in
atlanta.
well, I can do long distance.

Atlanta.
well, I can do long distance.
I mean, there is such thing as a

well, I can do long distance.
I mean, there is such thing as a
plane.

I mean, there is such thing as a
plane.
jonathan.

Plane.
jonathan.
lauren, babe, what are you

jonathan.
lauren, babe, what are you
doing here?

Lauren, babe, what are you
doing here?
"babe"?

Doing here?
"babe"?
Who is this?

"babe"?
Who is this?
his fiancée.

Who is this?
his fiancée.
fiancée?

His fiancée.
fiancée?
Wait, you're engaged?

Fiancée?
Wait, you're engaged?
You told me you were just seeing

wait, you're engaged?
You told me you were just seeing
someone.

You told me you were just seeing
someone.
he most certainly is.

Someone.
he most certainly is.
He didn't tell you?

He most certainly is.
He didn't tell you?
chance, it's not what it

he didn't tell you?
chance, it's not what it
looks like.

Chance, it's not what it
looks like.
no, this is exactly what it

looks like.
no, this is exactly what it
looks like, and it looks like

no, this is exactly what it
looks like, and it looks like
you were lying.

Looks like, and it looks like
you were lying.
isn't it lovely?

You were lying.
isn't it lovely?
Two and a half carats.

Isn't it lovely?
Two and a half carats.
Oh.

Two and a half carats.
Oh.
You know what they say,

oh.
You know what they say,
"diamonds are a girl's best

you know what they say,
"diamonds are a girl's best
friend."

"diamonds are a girl's best
friend."
but not every girl is fortunate

friend."
but not every girl is fortunate
enough to get a diamond.

But not every girl is fortunate
enough to get a diamond.
where did you get that from?

Enough to get a diamond.
where did you get that from?
oh, stop it.

Where did you get that from?
oh, stop it.
From you, silly.

Oh, stop it.
From you, silly.

From you, silly.

He's always playing.

He's always playing.
Isn't he funny?

He's always playing.
Isn't he funny?
I'm so sorry, I didn't get your

isn't he funny?
I'm so sorry, I didn't get your
name.

I'm so sorry, I didn't get your
name.
I'm lauren.

Name.
I'm lauren.
and I'm leaving.

I'm lauren.
and I'm leaving.
chance, wait!

And I'm leaving.
chance, wait!
I can explain.

Chance, wait!
I can explain.
no, don't explain anything to

I can explain.
no, don't explain anything to
me.

No, don't explain anything to
me.
Explain it to your fiancée.

Me.
Explain it to your fiancée.
I'm gone.

Chance!

Brandon.
Surprise.

Brandon.
surprise.
what are you doing here?

Surprise.
what are you doing here?
I just wanted to be here to

what are you doing here?
I just wanted to be here to
celebrate our special day

I just wanted to be here to
celebrate our special day
together.

Celebrate our special day
together.
Come here.

Together.
Come here.
our special day?

Come here.
our special day?
What...

Our special day?
What...
what is all of this?

What...
what is all of this?
let me show you.

What is all of this?
let me show you.
wait, wait, wait.

Let me show you.
wait, wait, wait.
Brandon, what are... what are

wait, wait, wait.
Brandon, what are... what are
you doing?

Brandon, what are... what are
you doing?
chance, listen.

You doing?
chance, listen.
Look, I know we've had our ups

chance, listen.
Look, I know we've had our ups
and downs, okay?

Look, I know we've had our ups
and downs, okay?
And I know I've made you

and downs, okay?
And I know I've made you
second-guess how I feel about

and I know I've made you
second-guess how I feel about
you at times, but times have

second-guess how I feel about
you at times, but times have
changed.

You at times, but times have
changed.
Chance, I love you.

Changed.
Chance, I love you.
Okay? I want to wake up to you

chance, I love you.
Okay? I want to wake up to you
and that beautiful smile for the

okay? I want to wake up to you
and that beautiful smile for the
rest of my life.

And that beautiful smile for the
rest of my life.
I want you to be my wife, baby.

Chance tyler, will you marry me?
wait, baby, don't you think
that this is maybe a little too

wait, baby, don't you think
that this is maybe a little too
soon?

That this is maybe a little too
soon?
no, I think this is perfect

soon?
no, I think this is perfect
timing, actually, because I know

no, I think this is perfect
timing, actually, because I know
I love you.

Timing, actually, because I know
I love you.

I love you.
Baby, don't leave down here all

baby, don't leave down here all
night.

Baby, don't leave down here all
night.
You got to tell me something.

Night.
You got to tell me something.
Just say something, please.

You got to tell me something.
Just say something, please.
oh.

Yes.
yes?
yes, I said yes.

Yes?
yes, I said yes.
yes, yes.

Yes, I said yes.
yes, yes.
I say yes.

Yes, yes.
I say yes.
yes.

I say yes.
yes.
Mm!

Yes.
Mm!
I love you so much, baby.

Mm!
I love you so much, baby.
I love you, too.

I love you so much, baby.
I love you, too.

I love you, too.
Who is that?

Who is that?
Nana.

Who is that?
nana.
She's checking to see if I'm

nana.
She's checking to see if I'm
taking her to bingo tomorrow.

She's checking to see if I'm
taking her to bingo tomorrow.
oh.

Taking her to bingo tomorrow.
oh.
yeah.

Oh.
yeah.
well, the next time you speak

yeah.
well, the next time you speak
to her, tell her I said hello.

Well, the next time you speak
to her, tell her I said hello.
I will.

To her, tell her I said hello.
I will.
Here you go.

I will.
Here you go.
Let's see how this fiancée look

here you go.
Let's see how this fiancée look
on you.

Let's see how this fiancée look
on you.

On you.
Looks good.

Now, I'm not mad at you.
I know sometimes you make poor
decisions and your judgment can

I know sometimes you make poor
decisions and your judgment can
get a little blurry.

Decisions and your judgment can
get a little blurry.
But a reporter, for god's sakes?

Get a little blurry.
But a reporter, for god's sakes?

But a reporter, for god's sakes?
That will never work.

That will never work.
Look, you need my father to win

that will never work.
Look, you need my father to win
this election.

Look, you need my father to win
this election.
More importantly, you need me to

this election.
More importantly, you need me to
make you look good doing it.

More importantly, you need me to
make you look good doing it.
So let's just stick to the plan

make you look good doing it.
So let's just stick to the plan
and forget about her.

So let's just stick to the plan
and forget about her.
Okay?

And forget about her.
Okay?
Trust me, it's for the best.

Business comes first, right?
exactly.
Now keep your head in the game

exactly.
Now keep your head in the game
and your eye on the prize.

Now keep your head in the game
and your eye on the prize.

And your eye on the prize.
How'd you know where to find me?

How'd you know where to find me?
Oh, honey, I know everything.

How'd you know where to find me?
oh, honey, I know everything.
Now get focused.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ohh
I keep my dreams inside my
head

I keep my dreams inside my
head
hey

head hey they are so sweet

hey
they are so sweet
lead me to bed

they are so sweet
lead me to bed
yeah, yeah, hey, hey

lead me to bed
yeah, yeah, hey, hey
I keep my dreams inside my

yeah, yeah, hey, hey
I keep my dreams inside my
head

I keep my dreams inside my
head
yeah, yeah

head
yeah, yeah
they are so sweet

yeah, yeah
they are so sweet
lead me to bed

they are so sweet
lead me to bed
yeah

lead me to bed
yeah
lead me to bed

yeah
lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed

lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed

they, they lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed

they, they lead me to bed
they, they lead me to bed
hey, hey

okay, so...
What do you think?

What do you think?
I like it.

I like it.
But I don't love it.

I like it.
But I don't love it.

But I don't love it.
It's not really your style.

It's not really your style.
I know.

It's not really your style.
I know.
I don't really like it either.

I know.
I don't really like it either.

I don't really like it either.
I can't find anything that I

I can't find anything that I
want.

I can't find anything that I
want.
is that the real reason?

Want.
is that the real reason?
what do you mean?

Is that the real reason?
What do you mean?

What do you mean?
Alright, now, don't bite my head

alright, now, don't bite my head
off.

Alright, now, don't bite my head
off.
okay, so I know when you say

off.
okay, so I know when you say
that...

okay, so I know when you say
that...
alright, just listen.

That...
alright, just listen.
It's about to be

alright, just listen.
It's about to be
something.

It's about to be
something.
I'm just saying, I've noticed

something.
I'm just saying, I've noticed
you've hardly shown any interest

I'm just saying, I've noticed
you've hardly shown any interest
in planning this wedding.

You've hardly shown any interest
in planning this wedding.
Hell, we wouldn't even be here

in planning this wedding.
Hell, we wouldn't even be here
if it wasn't for me dragging you

hell, we wouldn't even be here
if it wasn't for me dragging you
out of the house.

If it wasn't for me dragging you
out of the house.
that is not true.

Out of the house.
that is not true.
I'm excited.

That is not true.
I'm excited.
I've just been busy, that's all.

I'm excited.
I've just been busy, that's all.
okay.

I've just been busy, that's all.
okay.
If you say so, chance.

Okay.
If you say so, chance.
Listen, I know you, and

if you say so, chance.
Listen, I know you, and
something's up.

Listen, I know you, and
something's up.
here you go.

Something's up.
here you go.
I'm serious.

Here you go.
I'm serious.
Why do you have to be so down?

I'm serious.
Why do you have to be so down?

Why do you have to be so down?
Look, I don't know if you're

look, I don't know if you're
stressing over this wedding, but

look, I don't know if you're
stressing over this wedding, but
you always get like this around

stressing over this wedding, but
you always get like this around
the holiday season.

You always get like this around
the holiday season.
Girl, you're supposed to be

the holiday season.
Girl, you're supposed to be
happy, upbeat, celebrating.

Girl, you're supposed to be
happy, upbeat, celebrating.
girl, I hate the holidays.

Happy, upbeat, celebrating.
girl, I hate the holidays.
oh, my god.

Girl, I hate the holidays.
oh, my god.
What person says that?

Oh, my god.
What person says that?
Do you need me to recommend you

what person says that?
Do you need me to recommend you
to my therapist?

Do you need me to recommend you
to my therapist?

To my therapist?
Okay, so when I was 13, my

okay, so when I was 13, my
parents divorced the week of

okay, so when I was 13, my
parents divorced the week of
christmas.

Parents divorced the week of
christmas.
So, while all the other kids

christmas.
So, while all the other kids
were picking which gifts they

so, while all the other kids
were picking which gifts they
wanted santa to bring them, I

were picking which gifts they
wanted santa to bring them, I
was picking which parent I

wanted santa to bring them, I
was picking which parent I
wanted to spend the holidays

was picking which parent I
wanted to spend the holidays
with.

Wanted to spend the holidays
with.

With.
Is that why you're scared?

Is that why you're scared?
Scared of what?

Is that why you're scared?
scared of what?
girl, scared to fall in love.

Scared of what?
girl, scared to fall in love.
I don't know.

Girl, scared to fall in love.
I don't know.
It's just... it's like my career

I don't know.
It's just... it's like my career
is the one thing that I can

it's just... it's like my career
is the one thing that I can
control.

Is the one thing that I can
control.
I call the shots.

Control.
I call the shots.
But with love...

I call the shots.
But with love...
People change.

But with love...
People change.
Things change.

People change.
Things change.
I just don't want to get my

things change.
I just don't want to get my
heart broken.

I just don't want to get my
heart broken.

Heart broken.
Honey, that's life.

Honey, that's life.
You ever heard of the phrase

honey, that's life.
You ever heard of the phrase
"it's better to have loved and

you ever heard of the phrase
"it's better to have loved and
lost than to not have loved at

"it's better to have loved and
lost than to not have loved at
all"?

Lost than to not have loved at
all"?
yeah, yeah, whatever.

All"?
yeah, yeah, whatever.
Yes.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Yes.

Yes.
I mean, is the dress really that

I mean, is the dress really that
bad?

I mean, is the dress really that
bad?
no way.

Bad?
no way.
what are you looking at?

No way.
what are you looking at?
oh, girl, nothing.

What are you looking at?
oh, girl, nothing.
Just nothing.

Oh, girl, nothing.
Just nothing.
let me see.

Just nothing.
let me see.
no, nope, trust me.

Let me see.
no, nope, trust me.
You... you don't want to see

no, nope, trust me.
You... you don't want to see
this.

You... you don't want to see
this.
let me see it.

This.
let me see it.
I said no, girl.

Let me see it.
I said no, girl.
let me see it.

I said no, girl.
let me see it.
I said no.

Let me see it.
I said no.
girl, just give me the

I said no.
girl, just give me the
magazine.

Girl, just give me the
magazine.
Stop playing and let me see it.

Magazine.
Stop playing and let me see it.
Oh.

Girl, I'm sorry.
I was trying to warn you.

Well...
What can you do?

I'm gonna go try on some other
dresses.

Dresses.
Mm.

Mm.
What do you think about this

mm.
What do you think about this
tux?

What do you think about this
tux?
I don't know, but it seems like

tux?
I don't know, but it seems like
this collar's cutting off my

I don't know, but it seems like
this collar's cutting off my
circulation.

This collar's cutting off my
circulation.
so you're really gonna go

circulation.
so you're really gonna go
through with this?

So you're really gonna go
through with this?
buying this shirt?

Through with this?
buying this shirt?
Did you not just hear me?

Buying this shirt?
Did you not just hear me?
I can barely breathe.

Did you not just hear me?
I can barely breathe.
no, I'm talking about the

I can barely breathe.
no, I'm talking about the
wedding, fool.

What do you mean?
The invitations are out, the
date's been set already.

The invitations are out, the
date's been set already.
What do you expect me to do?

Date's been set already.
What do you expect me to do?
call this thing off.

What do you expect me to do?
call this thing off.
Go find chance.

Like, do you even love lauren?

I don't know.
But it's like I said before,
we go good together.

But it's like I said before,
we go good together.
Besides, chance won't even

we go good together.
Besides, chance won't even
answer my phone calls.

Besides, chance won't even
answer my phone calls.
Look, this fairy-tale ending you

answer my phone calls.
Look, this fairy-tale ending you
keep trying to put together is

look, this fairy-tale ending you
keep trying to put together is
not gonna happen.

Keep trying to put together is
not gonna happen.
No, I made a deal with her

not gonna happen.
No, I made a deal with her
father.

No, I made a deal with her
father.
I can't renege on that now.

Father.
I can't renege on that now.
no, you sold your soul for

I can't renege on that now.
no, you sold your soul for
your career.

No, you sold your soul for
your career.
don't we all at some point in

your career.
don't we all at some point in
life?

Don't we all at some point in
life?
Look at it this way.

Life?
Look at it this way.
I won the election.

Look at it this way.
I won the election.
So now I can do the work in the

I won the election.
So now I can do the work in the
community that I've talked about

so now I can do the work in the
community that I've talked about
all these years.

Community that I've talked about
all these years.
Everybody wins.

All these years.
Everybody wins.
you believe that?

Everybody wins.
you believe that?
I have no choice but to.

Okay, we're going live in 3,
2, 1.
You're on.

2, 1.
You're on.

You're on.
Psst.

Psst.
Come here, come here.

Psst.
Come here, come here.
what are you doing?

Come here, come here.
what are you doing?
I'm so sorry for the

what are you doing?
I'm so sorry for the
unexpected pop-up, but I have

I'm so sorry for the
unexpected pop-up, but I have
something really important to

unexpected pop-up, but I have
something really important to
tell you.

Something really important to
tell you.
can this wait until later?

Tell you.
can this wait until later?
I have a show going on.

Can this wait until later?
I have a show going on.
mnh-mnh, absolutely not.

I have a show going on.
mnh-mnh, absolutely not.
The tea I have is piping hot.

Mnh-mnh, absolutely not.
The tea I have is piping hot.
Trust me, you're gonna want to

the tea I have is piping hot.
Trust me, you're gonna want to
know about this.

Trust me, you're gonna want to
know about this.
this better be good.

Know about this.
this better be good.
it is.

This better be good.
it is.
o.M.G., is that brandon?

It is.
o.M.G., is that brandon?
mm-hmm.

O.M.G., is that brandon?
mm-hmm.
like chance's brandon?

Mm-hmm.
like chance's brandon?
yes, it is.

Like chance's brandon?
yes, it is.
My shook level is on 10 right

yes, it is.
My shook level is on 10 right
now.

My shook level is on 10 right
now.
where did you get that

now.
where did you get that
picture?

Where did you get that
picture?
Give me every detail.

Picture?
Give me every detail.
Don't you leave anything out.

Give me every detail.
Don't you leave anything out.
girl, I was on my way to the

don't you leave anything out.
girl, I was on my way to the
post office.

Girl, I was on my way to the
post office.
Next thing I know, I look up and

post office.
Next thing I know, I look up and
I see these two cuddled up like

next thing I know, I look up and
I see these two cuddled up like
they're a couple or something.

I see these two cuddled up like
they're a couple or something.
I see.

They're a couple or something.
I see.
yes, so I'm thinking to

I see.
yes, so I'm thinking to
myself, "maybe she's just a

yes, so I'm thinking to
myself, "maybe she's just a
friend or family, like a sister

myself, "maybe she's just a
friend or family, like a sister
or a cousin or something."

friend or family, like a sister
or a cousin or something."
like, next of kin.

Or a cousin or something."
like, next of kin.
Yeah, I see where your head was

like, next of kin.
Yeah, I see where your head was
at.

Yeah, I see where your head was
at.
right, right.

At.
right, right.
But when they started kissing,

right, right.
But when they started kissing,
I knew something was up.

But when they started kissing,
I knew something was up.

I knew something was up.
A side chick.

A side chick.
Yes, a side chick.

A side chick.
yes, a side chick.
What do you think we should do?

Yes, a side chick.
What do you think we should do?
I don't know.

What do you think we should do?
I don't know.
I think you should tell her.

I don't know.
I think you should tell her.
me?

I think you should tell her.
me?
yes, you.

Me?
yes, you.
You've known her the longest.

Yes, you.
You've known her the longest.
Brown girl magic.

You've known her the longest.
Brown girl magic.
Is she here right now?

Brown girl magic.
Is she here right now?
no, she's out covering a

is she here right now?
no, she's out covering a
story.

No, she's out covering a
story.
Look, I don't think we should

story.
Look, I don't think we should
say anything.

Look, I don't think we should
say anything.
This is something that she needs

say anything.
This is something that she needs
to find out on her own.

This is something that she needs
to find out on her own.
And I'm not trying to get in the

to find out on her own.
And I'm not trying to get in the
middle of this, and I really

and I'm not trying to get in the
middle of this, and I really
don't think you should either.

Middle of this, and I really
don't think you should either.
we can't have her walking

don't think you should either.
we can't have her walking
around oblivious to all of this

we can't have her walking
around oblivious to all of this
while we have the info.

Around oblivious to all of this
while we have the info.
What about the girl code?

While we have the info.
What about the girl code?
okay, well, what if we tell

what about the girl code?
okay, well, what if we tell
her and then she stays with him.

Okay, well, what if we tell
her and then she stays with him.
Then what?

Her and then she stays with him.
Then what?
huh.

Then what?
huh.
hmm?

Huh.
hmm?
good point.

Hmm?
good point.
promise me you won't say

good point.
promise me you won't say
anything to chance.

Promise me you won't say
anything to chance.
Brianna, promise me you won't

anything to chance.
Brianna, promise me you won't
mention this to her.

Brianna, promise me you won't
mention this to her.
okay, okay, I won't.

Mention this to her.
okay, okay, I won't.
But you have to admit, tell me I

okay, okay, I won't.
But you have to admit, tell me I
shouldn't be working as a

but you have to admit, tell me I
shouldn't be working as a
private investigator.

Shouldn't be working as a
private investigator.
girl, bye.

Private investigator.
girl, bye.
I'll talk to you later.

Girl, bye.
I'll talk to you later.
okay, I'm leaving.

Are you sure about this?
I'm jarrod armstrong, from
channel 12 news, and we're

I'm jarrod armstrong, from
channel 12 news, and we're
reporting live.

Channel 12 news, and we're
reporting live.
What you are about to witness is

reporting live.
What you are about to witness is
the highly anticipated political

what you are about to witness is
the highly anticipated political
wedding ceremony of

the highly anticipated political
wedding ceremony of
mayor jonathan bateman and

wedding ceremony of
mayor jonathan bateman and
lauren page on this beautiful

mayor jonathan bateman and
lauren page on this beautiful
christmas day.

Lauren page on this beautiful
christmas day.
In moments, the two will

christmas day.
In moments, the two will
proclaim their love for one

in moments, the two will
proclaim their love for one
another in front of millions.

Proclaim their love for one
another in front of millions.
Stay tuned.

Another in front of millions.
Stay tuned.
Trust me, you don't want to miss

stay tuned.
Trust me, you don't want to miss
this.

Trust me, you don't want to miss
this.
come on, baby, you got to

this.
come on, baby, you got to
hurry up.

Come on, baby, you got to
hurry up.
Now, you know I got a family

hurry up.
Now, you know I got a family
full of savages, and nana is not

now, you know I got a family
full of savages, and nana is not
playing that late stuff.

Full of savages, and nana is not
playing that late stuff.
yeah, I'm already showered.

Playing that late stuff.
yeah, I'm already showered.
All I have to do is finish

yeah, I'm already showered.
All I have to do is finish
putting on my makeup.

All I have to do is finish
putting on my makeup.
So by the time you get out of

putting on my makeup.
So by the time you get out of
the bathroom, I should be ready.

So by the time you get out of
the bathroom, I should be ready.
yeah, whatever.

The bathroom, I should be ready.
yeah, whatever.
We'll see how that works out.

Yeah, whatever.
We'll see how that works out.
whatever.

We'll see how that works out.
whatever.
come on, baby.

Whatever.
come on, baby.
I'm coming.

Hey, nana.
Brandon's in the shower.
Is everything okay?

Brandon's in the shower.
Is everything okay?
nana?

Is everything okay?
Nana?

Nana?
Tell brandon stop playing and

tell brandon stop playing and
pass him the phone, please.

Tell brandon stop playing and
pass him the phone, please.
who is this?

Pass him the phone, please.
who is this?
this is his girlfriend,

who is this?
this is his girlfriend,
taylor.

This is his girlfriend,
taylor.
Let me guess.

Taylor.
Let me guess.
Is this chance?

Let me guess.
Is this chance?
Oh, wait.

Is this chance?
Oh, wait.
Brandon didn't tell you about

oh, wait.
Brandon didn't tell you about
me, huh?

Brandon didn't tell you about
me, huh?
hol... hold on.

Me, huh?
hol... hold on.
Did you say girlfriend?

Hol... hold on.
Did you say girlfriend?
that's what I said.

Did you say girlfriend?
that's what I said.
Brandon and I been fooling

that's what I said.
Brandon and I been fooling
around for years.

Brandon and I been fooling
around for years.
and yet he still has you

around for years.
and yet he still has you
saved in his phone as "nana."

and yet he still has you
saved in his phone as "nana."
that really must suck for you.

Saved in his phone as "nana."
that really must suck for you.
oh, no, baby.

That really must suck for you.
oh, no, baby.
It must suck to be you.

Oh, no, baby.
It must suck to be you.
You're the one marrying him.

It must suck to be you.
You're the one marrying him.
okay, well, we'll see about

you're the one marrying him.
okay, well, we'll see about
that.

Okay, well, we'll see about
that.
hmm, you do that.

Brandon.
I'll be out in a second.
I'm almost done.

I'll be out in a second.
I'm almost done.
no, I'm done.

I'm almost done.
no, I'm done.
what are you talking about

no, I'm done.
what are you talking about
now, chance?

What are you talking about
now, chance?
who is taylor?

Now, chance?
who is taylor?
taylor, I don't know...

Who is taylor?
taylor, I don't know...
you tell me, I don't know who

taylor, I don't know...
you tell me, I don't know who
taylor is.

You tell me, I don't know who
taylor is.
oh, you gonna act like you

taylor is.
oh, you gonna act like you
don't know what I'm talking

oh, you gonna act like you
don't know what I'm talking
about.

Don't know what I'm talking
about.
You want me to call her back.

About.
You want me to call her back.
you ain't got to do that.

You want me to call her back.
you ain't got to do that.
so who is she?

You ain't got to do that.
so who is she?
taylor is just some girl I

so who is she?
taylor is just some girl I
chilled with a few times.

Taylor is just some girl I
chilled with a few times.
That's it.

Chilled with a few times.
That's it.
a girl you chilled with?

That's it.
a girl you chilled with?
you know I love you.

A girl you chilled with?
you know I love you.
no, don't touch me.

You know I love you.
no, don't touch me.
I don't know what type of idiot

no, don't touch me.
I don't know what type of idiot
you take me for, but you better

I don't know what type of idiot
you take me for, but you better
choose your words wisely.

You take me for, but you better
choose your words wisely.
I didn't call you an idiot,

choose your words wisely.
I didn't call you an idiot,
baby.

I didn't call you an idiot,
baby.
I would never say nothing like

baby.
I would never say nothing like
that to you.

I would never say nothing like
that to you.
what happened to all that

that to you.
what happened to all that
talk about you wanting to grow

what happened to all that
talk about you wanting to grow
up and change and not mess

talk about you wanting to grow
up and change and not mess
around anymore?

Up and change and not mess
around anymore?
You remember that?

Around anymore?
You remember that?
yes, and I'm sorry, baby.

You remember that?
yes, and I'm sorry, baby.
I don't know what to say right

yes, and I'm sorry, baby.
I don't know what to say right
now.

I don't know what to say right
now.
you know what?

Now.
you know what?
You don't need to say anything.

You know what?
You don't need to say anything.
It's obvious that we're not

you don't need to say anything.
It's obvious that we're not
meant to be together.

It's obvious that we're not
meant to be together.
come on, chance, you don't

meant to be together.
come on, chance, you don't
mean that.

Come on, chance, you don't
mean that.
yes, we do.

Mean that.
yes, we do.
no, don't do that.

Yes, we do.
no, don't do that.
it's over.

Who giveth this woman to be
wedded?
I do.

Wedded?
I do.
She's all yours now.

I do.
She's all yours now.
You can't give her back.

Will the bride and groom
please face each other?

Ladies and gentlemen, the
main event is underway.
It's so quiet in here that you

main event is underway.
It's so quiet in here that you
can hear a pin drop, and the

it's so quiet in here that you
can hear a pin drop, and the
groom is ready to claim his

can hear a pin drop, and the
groom is ready to claim his
bride.

Groom is ready to claim his
bride.
More to come.

Bride.
More to come.
we are gathered together

more to come.
we are gathered together
today here on this fine

we are gathered together
today here on this fine
christmas morning to witness the

today here on this fine
christmas morning to witness the
union of jonathan and his bride

christmas morning to witness the
union of jonathan and his bride
and the soon-to-be

union of jonathan and his bride
and the soon-to-be
mrs. Lauren bateman.

And the soon-to-be
mrs. Lauren bateman.
Today, we will see these two

mrs. Lauren bateman.
Today, we will see these two
beautiful souls become one.

Today, we will see these two
beautiful souls become one.
They say when a man findeth a

beautiful souls become one.
They say when a man findeth a
wife, he findeth a good thing.

They say when a man findeth a
wife, he findeth a good thing.
uh-huh.

Wife, he findeth a good thing.
uh-huh.
they say roses are red and

uh-huh.
they say roses are red and
violets are blue.

They say roses are red and
violets are blue.
On this glorious day, jonathan's

violets are blue.
On this glorious day, jonathan's
gonna marry his boo.

On this glorious day, jonathan's
gonna marry his boo.

Gonna marry his boo.
Now, he ran his race with so

now, he ran his race with so
much honor and perfection, and

now, he ran his race with so
much honor and perfection, and
we just hope that he can lead

much honor and perfection, and
we just hope that he can lead
lauren in the right direction.

We just hope that he can lead
lauren in the right direction.
amen, pastor!

Lauren in the right direction.
amen, pastor!
alright.

Amen, pastor!
alright.
Amen, sister.

Alright.
Amen, sister.

Amen, sister.
There's always one.

There's always one.
They say love is patient, kind,

there's always one.
They say love is patient, kind,
and cool.

They say love is patient, kind,
and cool.
Lauren landed the mayor.

And cool.
Lauren landed the mayor.
She ain't no fool.

Lauren landed the mayor.
She ain't no fool.
Now, unlike the gop, she picked

she ain't no fool.
Now, unlike the gop, she picked
the right man.

Now, unlike the gop, she picked
the right man.
But now we hope that she can

the right man.
But now we hope that she can
find a way to make him her

but now we hope that she can
find a way to make him her
biggest fan.

Find a way to make him her
biggest fan.
won't he do it?

Biggest fan.
won't he do it?
now, if you were wondering if

won't he do it?
now, if you were wondering if
you could make a donation,

now, if you were wondering if
you could make a donation,
please do so that you can give

you could make a donation,
please do so that you can give
to love and peace ministries

please do so that you can give
to love and peace ministries
for our July to-do to do.

To love and peace ministries
for our July to-do to do.

For our July to-do to do.
Come on, pastor, can you get on

come on, pastor, can you get on
with this thing already?

Come on, pastor, can you get on
with this thing already?
I'm sorry, sir.

With this thing already?
I'm sorry, sir.
Yes, you are the check... mm,

I'm sorry, sir.
Yes, you are the check... mm,
the man.

Yes, you are the check... mm,
the man.

The man.
Now, jonathan, please repeat

now, jonathan, please repeat
after me.

Now, jonathan, please repeat
after me.
"I, jonathan..."

after me.
"I, jonathan..."

"I, jonathan..."
I, jonathan...

I, jonathan...
"Take thee, lauren, to be

I, jonathan...
"Take thee, lauren, to be
thy wedded wife..."

"Take thee, lauren, to be
thy wedded wife..."
Take thee, lauren, to be

thy wedded wife..."
Take thee, lauren, to be
my wedded wife...

Take thee, lauren, to be
my wedded wife...
"To have and to hold from

my wedded wife...
"To have and to hold from
this day forward..."

"To have and to hold from
this day forward..."
To have and to hold from

this day forward..."
To have and to hold from
this day forward...

To have and to hold from
this day forward...
"For better or for worse,

this day forward...
"For better or for worse,
for richer or poorer..."

"For better or for worse,
for richer or poorer..."
and I do mean poorer, 'cause

for richer or poorer..."
and I do mean poorer, 'cause
baby girl can max out a credit

and I do mean poorer, 'cause
baby girl can max out a credit
card, alright?

Baby girl can max out a credit
card, alright?

Card, alright?
Did you see the dress?

Did you see the dress?
That ain't off the rack.

Did you see the dress?
That ain't off the rack.
he ain't lying.

That ain't off the rack.
He ain't lying.

He ain't lying.
I'm sorry, don't mind me.

I'm sorry, don't mind me.
Let me continue.

I'm sorry, don't mind me.
Let me continue.

Let me continue.
"For better or for worse..."

For better or for worse...

For richer and for poorer...
alright.
"In sickness and in

alright.
"In sickness and in
health, to love and to cherish,

"In sickness and in
health, to love and to cherish,
till death do us part."

What is it?
"In
sickness and in health, in..."

"In
sickness and in health, in..."
sound it out.

Sickness and in health, in..."
sound it out.
In...

Sound it out.
In...
sickness.

In...
sickness.
Sickness and in health...

sickness.
Sickness and in health...

Sickness and in health...
To love and to cherish...

To love and to cherish...
"Till death do us part."

To love and to cherish...
"Till death do us part."

"Till death do us part."
Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.
Amen.

Till death do us part.
amen.
till death do us part?

Amen.
till death do us part?
yes.

Till death do us part?
Yes.

Yes.
Right there.

Right there.
That's a long time, ain't it?

Right there.
that's a long time, ain't it?
uh, yeah, it sure is.

Ooh.
It's getting hot in here.

Ooh.
It's getting hot in here.
Anybody else sweating?

It's getting hot in here.
Anybody else sweating?
stay with it.

Anybody else sweating?
stay with it.
Hey, hey.

Stay with it.
Hey, hey.
what's the heat on/

hey, hey.
what's the heat on/
stay with us, brother.

What's the heat on/
stay with us, brother.
what are you doing?

Stay with us, brother.
What are you doing?

What are you doing?
I don't know.

I don't know.
I can't do this.

I don't know.
I can't do this.

I can't do this.
What do you mean you can't do

what do you mean you can't do
this?

What do you mean you can't do
this?
After all we invested in you?

This?
After all we invested in you?
I'm not in love with you.

After all we invested in you?
I'm not in love with you.

I'm not in love with you.
Guys.

Guys.
Guys, he's just playing.

Guys.
Guys, he's just playing.

Guys, he's just playing.
Isn't he funny?

Isn't he funny?
Ouch.

Isn't he funny?
ouch.
yeah, this boy better be

ouch.
yeah, this boy better be
playing all the money I done

yeah, this boy better be
playing all the money I done
spent.

Playing all the money I done
spent.
I will kill you.

Spent.
I will kill you.
hey, hey, hey.

I will kill you.
hey, hey, hey.
I'm gonna go warm up the car.

Hey, hey, hey.
I'm gonna go warm up the car.
I knew I knew what I was doing.

I'm gonna go warm up the car.
I knew I knew what I was doing.
Yes!

I knew I knew what I was doing.
Yes!
lauren, I can't do this.

Yes!
lauren, I can't do this.
You're a great woman, just not

lauren, I can't do this.
You're a great woman, just not
the one for me.

You're a great woman, just not
the one for me.
I got to go.

The one for me.
I got to go.

I got to go.
Oh, hell no.

Oh, hell no.
Jonathan!

Oh, hell no.
jonathan!
mayor bateman!

Jonathan!
mayor bateman!
jonathan, bring your butt

mayor bateman!
jonathan, bring your butt
back here.

Jonathan, bring your butt
back here.

Back here.
I'm gonna count to three.

I'm gonna count to three.
One... Two...

I'm gonna count to three.
One... Two...
Daddy, get him.

One... Two...
Daddy, get him.
hallelujah!

Daddy, get him.
hallelujah!
jonathan

hallelujah!
jonathan
mayor bateman, mayor bateman.

Can you tell the good people of
atlanta why you left ms. Page
standing at the altar in her

atlanta why you left ms. Page
standing at the altar in her
white dress?

Standing at the altar in her
white dress?
You know she's not getting any

white dress?
You know she's not getting any
younger.

You know she's not getting any
younger.
So tell them, why didn't you go

younger.
So tell them, why didn't you go
through with it?

So tell them, why didn't you go
through with it?
my heart belongs to someone

through with it?
my heart belongs to someone
else.

Chance, if you're out there
listening, you're the one that I
want.

Listening, you're the one that I
want.
I knew from the first time I saw

want.
I knew from the first time I saw
you you were special.

I knew from the first time I saw
you you were special.
You have my heart.

You you were special.
You have my heart.
We belong together.

You have my heart.
We belong together.
I love you.

Well, you heard it here
first, people.
Mayor bateman is in love with

first, people.
Mayor bateman is in love with
someone else.

Mayor bateman is in love with
someone else.
Hoo-hoo.

Someone else.
Hoo-hoo.
I'm jarrod armstrong reporting

hoo-hoo.
I'm jarrod armstrong reporting
live from channel 12.

I'm jarrod armstrong reporting
live from channel 12.
Back to you, scott.

Live from channel 12.
Back to you, scott.
What a day.

What a difference a year
makes.
I know, right?

Makes.
I know, right?
Somebody put a ring on it.

I know, right?
Somebody put a ring on it.

Somebody put a ring on it.
Looks like everything came

looks like everything came
full circle, huh?

Looks like everything came
full circle, huh?
yeah.

Full circle, huh?
yeah.
And I'm glad we decided to come

yeah.
And I'm glad we decided to come
back here for christmas eve,

and I'm glad we decided to come
back here for christmas eve,
where it all started.

Back here for christmas eve,
where it all started.
well, yeah.

Where it all started.
well, yeah.
It's our tradition.

Well, yeah.
It's our tradition.
sure is.

And now that I got you in the
"a," we can create memories like
this every day.

"a," we can create memories like
this every day.
that's right.

This every day.
That's right.

That's right.
This is chance tyler here,

this is chance tyler here,
reporting live from channel 12.

This is chance tyler here,
reporting live from channel 12.
mm.

Reporting live from channel 12.
mm.
Something a little off with that

mm.
Something a little off with that
introduction.

Something a little off with that
introduction.
what, you didn't like that?

Introduction.
What, you didn't like that?

What, you didn't like that?
Okay.

Okay.
This is chance tyler-bateman

okay.
This is chance tyler-bateman
reporting live.

This is chance tyler-bateman
reporting live.
now, that's more like it.

Reporting live.
Now, that's more like it.

Now, that's more like it.
Okay, let's make a toast.

To love.
to life.
to us.

To life.
to us.
and...?

To us.
and...?
To christmas.

I love you.
I love you, too.
Merry christmas.

I love you, too.
Merry christmas.
merry christmas.

Last chance,

don't give up

happy holidays

last chance, don't give up

happy holidays

happy

ohh