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‐ Oh my god.
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‐ The war between the Yokahama
and Ozu campaigns continues,
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with the Yokahama camp
now openly accusing Counselor Ozu
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of being connected
to the assassination of Ken Takahara.
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‐ Hey.
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I was watching that.
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‐ You know, I can't remember
the last day I had off.
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‐ Jesus.
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How'd we go from killing people
to being in a yogurt commercial?
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It's gross seeing you
get this soft.
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Now let's make sure
you don't get dirty!
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‐ Exactly.
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‐ Who the hell is this?
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‐ We need to talk.
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Sorry to show up uninvited,
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but your uncle's a tough man
to schedule time with.
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I tried to give you a call,
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but we've apprehended the prime suspect
in Ken Takahara's murder.
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‐ Wait, you've arrested
Counselor Ozu?
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‐ What? Ozu?
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N‐no.
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He's a Yakuza boss
who goes by the name "The Rooster."
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He's the only person with direct ties
to every other suspect.
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‐ Hey! He's talking
about our guy!
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‐ We booked him, but we have
no way to hold him.
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‐ What do you mean
you can't hold him?
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‐ Because he's connected.
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No judge is gonna
take the case.
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No prosecutor is going
to risk their career going after him.
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The Rooster has blackmail
on every politician in Tokyo.
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We can't even
hold him for 24 hours.
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They're releasing him
this morning.
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‐ This morning?
This is outrageous.
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‐ Amazing what a few hundred
well‐placed Polaroids can do for you.
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‐ So that's it? You got the guy,
but he can't be prosecuted?
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How convenient.
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Has anybody even looked
into whether he's connected to Ozu?
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I wouldn't put it past him
to hire Yakuza to do his dirty work.
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‐ I'm sorry, Miss Yokohama,
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but there's no evidence
to prove that.
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‐ According to who?
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‐ Well, uh,
according to our sources
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and police work.
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‐ Guess that's‐that's
a joke, right?
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‐ The bottom line is that
we're just as frustrated as you are.
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‐ They're releasing him?
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‐ Oh, bud,
this could be good for us!
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Hey! Get out of here, cat!
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Shoo! Shoo! Scram!
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‐ Well, that explains
my allergies.
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‐ Bradley! Come on.
Get away from there!
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‐ Aww, what a sweet cat.
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I wasn't able to bring mine
when I moved to Tokyo.
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‐ Uh, he doesn't like
getting picked up!
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‐ Oh, uh, okay.
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Sor‐‐ I'm sorry, I'm‐‐
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but I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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I have a very busy day
and I just‐‐
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Okay?
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‐ Absolutely, Miss Yokohama.
‐ What?
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‐ We realize
the stress you're under
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and want to let you know
the Tokyo PD
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is doing the best it can.
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‐ You know, it's a shame
the police have become so ineffective.
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You almost wish there was somebody
who could clean things up in this town.
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‐ Have a nice day, ma'am.
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‐ Monkey?
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She's hiding something. I know it.
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‐ She's a politician.
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They're all hiding something.
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You're just jealous of her house
and that fat‐ass cat.
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‐ That's a cute cat.
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And Akiko is
an entitled princess
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pretending to be
some champion of the people.
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And you let her just
push us around.
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‐ Haruka, you don't want
her kind of trouble. Trust me.
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Come on. You really think
she's connected to The Rooster?
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To all of this?
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I'm sorry, how could you
be confused by this?
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It's like criminal chain
of command 101.
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The Rooster hired
the Accountant,
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who paid the Old Fish Lady,
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who got her tacky‐ass twins
to leverage the army guy to,
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and‐and this is the important part
that I really want to,
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you know,
just make sure you hear:
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Send a bunch of assholes
to kill me.
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Yeah, no, and kill
your entire family too.
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So why don't we stop tanning
our assholes up here
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and go kill the only guy
on this chart
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who isn't already dead.
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Uh... right, no. As soon as
the cops let him go.
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Then we'll kill him.
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Okay, so we've been following
The Rooster for weeks now,
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and we know
he's the top, right?
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That cop just confirmed it.
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And the priest said
once we kill the top of the chain,
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then I ascend.
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Or evolve. Or, uh, turn into a big ball
of light or some shit.
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I don't know, whatever.
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Look, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is,
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I‐I think this might be
my last day on Earth.
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Ooh. You know, I gotta admit,
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I might actually miss this.
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And yeah, at first I‐‐
well, I definitely hated you.
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Well, I mean, I don't even like dogs,
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so this was
a real challenge.
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But, you know what,
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it's been a heck
of a ride, man.
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I guess what I'm trying
to say is, uh,
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I'm happy I met you.
You know?
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Though watching you
around women is truly nauseating.
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I mean, you do not
play it cool, man.
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You're as smooth
as sandpaper.
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Oh hell, look at this guy.
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He looks like if Roy Orbison had sex
with a bag of salt.
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And yeah, no, I know
that's a reference
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you'll never appreciate.
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But do you understand
how frustrating it is
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to waste all this gold
on someone who just learned
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what a goddamn fork is?
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I'm just saying that
if you plan on hanging out
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with other humans
after I'm gone,
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some basic knowledge
of pop culture is gonna help.
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I mean,
killing people is dope
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but so is knowing
who Tom Petty is.
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Who's Tom Petty?
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I mean, he's like if, uh...
if weed was a person. You know?
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Wa‐wait. I forget. Have we
talked about weed yet?
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‐ Come on, faster, old man.
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I'm in a hurry.
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‐ I cannot.
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Otherwise,
you might get nicked.
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‐ Oh, goddammit!
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Oh wow.
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See, now, this is why I always tell them
to use the clippers.
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‐ Alright. Off I go.
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Up, up, and away.
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Should be
any minute now.
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Uh‐‐
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Maybe it takes an hour?
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I‐I mean, logistically
that makes sense, right?
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It's a really, really far way
to go, so‐‐
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It should take a while.
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I‐I think it'd be crazy
actually if it didn't.
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You know what, maybe it's like
the DMV up there.
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They gotta be backed up.
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So. Wait, maybe they give you
this time to reflect and shit.
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You know? What if
this is like confession?
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What are you look‐‐
Holy shit!
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Is that a ghost?
Can he hear me? Can he‐‐
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Hello!
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That prick had a double!
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Of course!
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I knew
it was too easy!
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This is the guy
we're supposed to kill!
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Sneaky shit!
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Okay, maybe this time,
go for the head, huh?
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Okay, shit. Shit. There's, uh,
so much more to say.
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I'll make it quick.
take care of yourself, man.
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Make a good life, okay.
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Okay, now take a shot!
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There we go.
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Bullseye!
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Dude, you've really gotten
good at this.
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Ah, shit! What else, what else.
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Um, you know, you're gonna wanna
eat your vegetables, say your prayers.
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Uh, let's see,
uh, drink more water!
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Somebody told me that.
I‐I can't remember who,
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it was probably bullshit,
but it might not be.
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You know?
It probably can't hurt!
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Um. Okay, finish him off.
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I am this close
to retirement!
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Run! Brothers. Run away!
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Run away!
Oh god!
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‐ Nothing's ever simple.
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‐ When I found out
who was driving that van,
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I made sure the person was held
accountable for their actions.
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Even though it had nothing
to do with me!
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And yet, here we have
my opponent
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refusing to fire his niece
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after the wild accusations
she made against me.
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But what else would you expect
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from the same people
who support a cop killer!
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‐ I'm turning this garbage off.
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‐ I told you something like this
was going to happen.
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We've given him ammunition,
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of course he's going
to use it against us.
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‐ I'm not letting that crook control
the narrative of this campaign!
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I got this.
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‐ Come on. Monkey, we gotta make sure
we get all of them!
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If we miss even one,
I could be here forever.
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And‐and I don't think
you want that, do you?
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I mean, just shoot
the slow one at least.
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‐ They don't pay us enough
for this crap!
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‐ Ohh! Ooh!
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‐ Oh my god.
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‐ Okay, alright,
bye for real this time.
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And, uh,
say a prayer for me.
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I mean, I'm not religious,
but might as well hedge my bets, right?
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Should be coming to get me
any second now.
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Goddammit!
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Did that not count
'cause it wasn't us?
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I better not get stuck here
on a technicality.
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We probably should've asked
that damn priest more questions
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about how
this whole thing works.
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Wonder if we can Google it.
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‐ Oh god, the monkey!
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Run!
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‐ Run!
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Okay, here we go!
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I got a good feeling
about this one.
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Never thought I'd be enlightened
in a public bathroom,
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but here we are.
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Aw, come on, man,
just shoot all the stalls!
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You know?
Boom, boom, boom.
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Spend the bullets,
save the time, right?
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Oh man, I wish
I had more time.
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You know,
I used to draw a lot.
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It was my passion as a kid.
I was pretty decent, too.
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I once drew a bowl of fruit
you could have eaten out of.
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You know, sometimes I wonder
how many people would still be alive
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if I'd chosen
to draw fruit instead.
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‐ No, no, no, Monkey.
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Wa‐wa‐wait, wait.
I've seen the news.
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You only kill killers.
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I'm no killer.
Look at me.
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I'm an actor.
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‐ Oh boy, oh boy.
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‐ You're looking
for the short one.
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The short one is
the real Rooster.
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I have children.
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Please. Let me go.
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‐ Wait.
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‐ Okay. Here we go.
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This has got
to be the last one.
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‐ Before you do anything,
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know that you'd be making
a big mistake killing me.
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You see this?
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I have information
on everybody!
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The answer you're looking for
is in this box.
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‐ What the hell?
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Was that you?
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See! I told you this was
the real dude. They're all after him!
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‐ I never said anything,
asshole!
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‐ I don't care!
The boss wants you dead!
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‐ Shit! Aw, shit, shit, shit!
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Don't let them get the kill!
The last bullet wins!
248
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,245
Oh, son of a bitch, maybe I need
to confess to ascend.
249
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,750
Uh, okay, what am I leaving out?
250
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,460
Oh, okay! I was in love
with a man once!
251
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,668
I never told him how I felt!
252
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,417
Not a month goes by
that I don't think of him.
253
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,877
Okay, point is,
never leave things unsaid!
254
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,208
You can still see me,
can't you?
255
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,458
Aw, shit!
256
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,875
What about now?
257
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,875
Like, am I starting
to disappear?
258
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,745
You know, maybe I'm down
at 90 percent?
259
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,000
Shit!
260
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,083
Alright, let's go.
261
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,785
‐ Well, that's three less scumbags
we have to worry about.
262
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,250
At least this monkey takes out
the bad guys.
263
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,290
I'll give him that.
264
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,292
‐ Jesus.
265
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,672
Leave it to you to blur the lines
between what's right
266
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,325
and what's wrong.
267
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:20,423
‐ You know, you've been busting
my balls all morning.
268
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,457
If you have something to accuse me of,
just come out and say it.
269
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,418
‐ Okay.
270
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,207
Your idea of police work
and mine are pretty different.
271
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,578
You steal evidence,
272
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,133
you root for a vigilante,
273
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,165
and you still haven't explained
about your past.
274
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,035
If I can't trust my partner,
275
00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,082
then I can't do my job.
276
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,132
That's just how I'm built.
277
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,633
‐ You want the truth?
278
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,285
Fine.
279
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,665
Let's finish this up
and go get a coffee.
280
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,125
Haruka, what you
don't understand is that
281
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:49,995
Tokyo was even more corrupt
back then.
282
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,917
Everybody, I mean everybody,
was on the take.
283
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,078
It was the only way
you could get anything done.
284
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,713
Hell, probably the same now,
but just not so overt.
285
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,827
Anyway, new mayor,
young DA,
286
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,423
they decided
to make an example.
287
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,833
My first partner and I
got caught up in a sting
288
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,463
for doing nothing different
than anyone else.
289
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,038
But they threw
the book at us.
290
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,287
My partner had a young child,
was newly married,
291
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,542
and I was single.
292
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,382
So I took the rap
for both of us.
293
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,833
They gave me suspension.
Demoted me.
294
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,457
Marked my record forever.
295
00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:25,382
‐ What about your partner?
296
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,325
‐ He's doing fine.
‐ But who was it?
297
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,583
‐ It's not important.
298
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,248
He was a shitty partner.
299
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,710
Unlike Hiroshi.
300
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,042
Unlike you.
301
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,832
Masta, another whiskey.
302
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,000
Make that two whiskeys.
303
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,537
‐ You feel tired?
Tell me about it.
304
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,832
I'm so raw right now,
I'm a nub.
305
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,625
Now you wanna go
to the bank?
306
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,325
Why?
That's off‐mission.
307
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,245
That guy was going to say anything
to get you not to shoot him.
308
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,210
"Ooh, Monkey, the secret
to everything is in this box."
309
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,208
What the hell
does that even mean?
310
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,170
Do you have any idea
how emotionally taxing
311
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,377
this day has been for me?
312
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,375
So no, I don't want to go
on your little scavenger hunt, okay.
313
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,535
It's a fool's errand.
314
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,502
Besides, how would we
even get in there?
315
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,080
You killed every double
that could possibly walk us into the‐‐
316
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,165
How far do you think he got?
317
00:15:45,875 --> 00:15:48,915
‐ Oh, come on.
I thought we were good!
318
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,877
‐ Yeah, well,
we lied, dipshit.
319
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,332
‐ Hey! W‐what's this? A key?
320
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,382
I've never seen it before.
321
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,382
‐ This day is never going to end.
322
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,752
‐ Fine, fine!
323
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,212
Can I at least finish
my noodles?
324
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,423
Play it cool, play it cool.
325
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,918
Security guards are cool.
326
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,457
Everybody's cool.
327
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,458
I'm cool.
328
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,958
‐ You know, Monkey, I actually have
something I want to say real quick, okay.
329
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,918
I feel like I've done a lot
of personal growth today,
330
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,497
and you've given me zero.
331
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,500
So I am done
opening up to you.
332
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,210
You're clearly
not mature enough.
333
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,002
Nothing?
334
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,125
You don't have anything
you wanna say to me?
335
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,463
And your silence
has spoken volumes.
336
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,998
I read you loud
and clear, pal.
337
00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,458
Okay, fine! Then I guess
we're just doing a bank heist!
338
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,213
God forbid we make
a human connection here.
339
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,417
I think
that went pretty smoothly! Don't you?
340
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,627
Whoopsie‐daisy.
341
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,040
‐ Oh, Jesus.
Look at this guy.
342
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,792
He can't even hold on to the key
with those greasy little sausages
343
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,752
he calls fingers.
344
00:16:50,750 --> 00:16:53,290
‐ I congratulate you, Monkey.
345
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,173
You have managed to accomplish
what the police,
346
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,827
the Yakuza, and all
the most powerful people in Japan
347
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:01,003
failed to.
348
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,880
Unfortunately, this key
is worthless.
349
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:10,075
You think I would trust
one of those morons
350
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,463
with something so valuable.
351
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:13,920
I believe
352
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,827
you're looking
for this one.
353
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,633
‐ Wait.
354
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,575
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on here!
355
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,883
‐ Did you actually believe
356
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:27,455
you could outsmart
someone like me?
357
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,998
Holy shit!
358
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,420
Toilet Rooster is
the real Rooster!
359
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,127
Buddy, you were right
about the box!
360
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,495
I'm really getting
out of here!
361
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,170
You stupid animal!
362
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,880
‐ Uh, okay, okay, okay.
This is it.
363
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,665
Oh shit,
uh, my last moments on Earth,
364
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,707
or whatever this is.
365
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,075
There's so much
I need you to do‐‐
366
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,253
Okay, I've got a daughter!
367
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,168
You've got to find her!
368
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,212
And you gotta make her understand
369
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,038
that I loved her!
370
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,382
Alright?
And‐and‐and,
371
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,535
and don't let her marry someone
like me, 'cause that happens!
372
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,212
And I don't even wanna think
about what kind
373
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,708
of daddy issues she's dealing with! So‐‐
374
00:17:57,292 --> 00:17:59,832
Okay, uh, listen, there's some money
in a bank that I want you to give her!
375
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,293
I‐I‐‐ you gotta hire
a lawyer, too,
376
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,922
'cause I never got around
to doing a will,
377
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,377
so you're going to have
to be the executor.
378
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,710
I don't... I‐I‐I don't want her
to spend it all when she's 21!
379
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,578
Make her go to college!
380
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,788
I‐I never had a son.
381
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,208
But if I did, I'd want him
to be just like you!
382
00:18:23,042 --> 00:18:24,752
Also, I love you!
383
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:26,000
Damn it.
‐ I really do.
384
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,670
‐ Would you just
die already!
385
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,707
‐ Okay. Goodbye forever,
my furry little friend!
386
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,422
Augh, this isn't happening, is it?
387
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,827
Oh, I don't deserve peace.
388
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,923
I'm just gonna eat shit
for the rest of eternity.
389
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,253
Nothing ever comes easy for me.
Never has.
390
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,540
Why would death be any different?
I mean, the whole day was pointless.
391
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:54,002
And still the Monkey
says nothing.
392
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,080
No, fine. Of course.
393
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,083
No, no, no, no. Work‐work‐work
with you. That's all it is.
394
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,457
Well, I guess the only good thing
to come out this godforsaken day
395
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,378
is that we've now killed everyone
that's a threat
396
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,245
in the entire city of Tokyo.
397
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,375
So we can just stroll back
to your girlfriend's house
398
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,875
and eat persimmons.
399
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,207
For eternity!
400
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,042
‐ Hey. It's me.
401
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,253
The Rooster is dead.
402
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,828
This has gone on too long.
403
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,128
You could not cauterize
the wound,
404
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,665
and now this monkey
has the box.
405
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,923
Since it's evident none of you
can handle the task at hand,
406
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,290
I've called someone
who can.
407
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:40,922
A fixer.
408
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,630
A precise instrument.
409
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,128
‐ Who do you think he called?
410
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,963
Attention, all crew and passengers,
411
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,788
please prepare for landing.
412
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:03,712
Thank you.
413
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,575
‐ I'm so sorry, ma'am,
414
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,003
but we're going to need you
to put your tray table up for landing.
415
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,382
I can help you with those bottles
if you like.
416
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,710
‐ I am so sorry, ma'am,
417
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,922
but it looks like your room
won't be ready for another hour.
418
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:50,002
Please feel free to have
a complimentary drink at the bar.
419
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,327
Wow.
420
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,633
You must really like tomatoes.
421
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,535
Hah. Let me guess.
422
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,205
Long day?
423
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,882
Let me buy you another.
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