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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:50,680 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 2 00:00:50,710 --> 00:00:52,820 * Hit me 3 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:55,150 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 4 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,250 * Mm-hmm-hmm 5 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,620 [general chatter] 6 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:06,300 Do you think 7 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:11,370 God, already? 8 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:12,370 [panting] 9 00:01:11,570 --> 00:01:15,300 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 10 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,140 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 11 00:01:14,170 --> 00:01:15,870 * Hit me 12 00:01:15,340 --> 00:01:19,240 * Hey-hey-yeh, hey, yeh 13 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,680 Oh! Oh! Nnn! Oh-- 14 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,680 Yeah! 15 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,150 Ohh! 16 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:24,780 * Hit me 17 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,880 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,150 * Mm-hmm-hmm 19 00:01:28,890 --> 00:01:32,760 * Well, I've been chasing you 20 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,490 Oh, my God. 21 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:37,190 * Spending a fortune 22 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:41,300 * 'Cause I know that you're 23 00:01:41,330 --> 00:01:42,700 * And all I want 24 00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:45,780 * Is that you show me 25 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,640 I don't know. Maybe 26 00:01:45,810 --> 00:01:47,710 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 27 00:01:46,670 --> 00:01:48,170 Okay. 28 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,000 * Hit me 29 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:52,070 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey, yeh 30 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:54,240 * Oh, whoa, whoa, ha 31 00:01:53,310 --> 00:01:54,280 Yeah! 32 00:01:54,310 --> 00:01:56,410 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 33 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,680 * Hit me 34 00:01:58,710 --> 00:02:01,580 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 35 00:02:01,620 --> 00:02:03,720 [Young Woman #2] 36 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:06,490 Just hook it from the inside, 37 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:19,270 Thanks. 38 00:02:19,300 --> 00:02:21,240 You have to keep it in 39 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:22,570 I thought 40 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:25,870 Stream, she can wait. 41 00:02:25,910 --> 00:02:27,180 Fast. 42 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,210 She reminds me 43 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,910 You used a condom, 44 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:34,180 Of course. 45 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,890 * When my head starts 46 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:42,290 * And I start to growl 47 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:46,530 * Well, don't get scared 48 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,360 * A cure of soothing love 49 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,770 * That's the secret recipe 50 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,600 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 51 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,900 * Hit me 52 00:02:54,940 --> 00:02:56,910 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 53 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:59,310 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 54 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:01,310 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 55 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:03,280 * Hit me 56 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,310 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 57 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:08,850 * Oh, whoa, whoa, now 58 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:09,950 [Young woman] 59 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,250 It was great. 60 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:13,320 God, you must 61 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,720 Yeah, I was terrified 62 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,960 I'd be the last virgin 63 00:03:16,990 --> 00:03:18,790 Well, you definitely 64 00:03:18,830 --> 00:03:21,430 I mean, Chad is a hottie, 65 00:03:21,460 --> 00:03:24,730 [humming] 66 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:25,730 [knock knock] 67 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:28,400 Mm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! 68 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,270 [spitting] 69 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:31,440 Oogh. 70 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,010 Ohh... 71 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,340 [sigh] 72 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:38,810 * ...the rhythm 73 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,350 * Seize the moment 74 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:47,820 * Make use of it 75 00:03:47,860 --> 00:03:48,860 So did it hurt? 76 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:51,630 I felt like 77 00:03:51,660 --> 00:03:52,660 after 78 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:56,330 It hurt a little... 79 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,330 but I loved it. 80 00:03:58,370 --> 00:04:00,270 Welcome 81 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,370 [gag] 82 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,940 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 83 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:10,280 * Hit me 84 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:12,050 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 85 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,350 * Oh, whoa, whoa, now 86 00:04:14,380 --> 00:04:16,520 * Hey-yeh, hey-yeh 87 00:04:16,550 --> 00:04:18,690 * Hit me 88 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:21,460 * Hey, hey-yeh, hey-yeh 89 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:22,790 [groan] 90 00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:23,990 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 91 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,630 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 92 00:04:25,660 --> 00:04:27,560 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 93 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,070 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 94 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,970 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 95 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,040 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 96 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,370 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 97 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,540 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 98 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,080 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 99 00:04:40,110 --> 00:04:42,480 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 100 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:44,610 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 101 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:46,950 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 102 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,650 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 103 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,950 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 104 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,390 * Yeah, yeah, yeah 105 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,860 * Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 106 00:04:55,890 --> 00:04:57,830 * Yeah, yeah, yeah... 107 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:08,970 Wake up, party girl. 108 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,010 So are pajamas passé now? 109 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,440 Yeah, I'm a real trendsetter. 110 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:15,880 I brought you 111 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:18,380 Oh, I can't. 112 00:05:18,410 --> 00:05:21,080 That's right. 113 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:22,450 Sorry, honey. 114 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,750 That's okay. 115 00:05:23,790 --> 00:05:25,450 Can I have a therapist? 116 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:28,360 Honey, you know we've 117 00:05:28,390 --> 00:05:30,530 Just because 118 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,400 does not mean 119 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:33,400 I know, but I-- 120 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:34,730 I think... 121 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,370 you are 122 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:39,100 as anyone else your age. 123 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,100 [exhale] 124 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:41,600 Maybe more so. 125 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:46,910 Unless there's something 126 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:48,110 I mean, is there? 127 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,110 No. 128 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,380 Are you sure? 129 00:05:50,410 --> 00:05:51,380 Yeah. 130 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:52,620 I mean... 131 00:05:52,650 --> 00:05:54,020 you just don't understand 132 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:56,850 how hard it is to be 133 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:05,830 So you think I should 134 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:07,860 over the fact 135 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:09,970 Maybe he felt 136 00:06:19,540 --> 00:06:21,540 What the-- 137 00:06:25,780 --> 00:06:27,480 How bad are my circles? 138 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,150 Very Kate Moss 139 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,520 My mother kept me up 140 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:33,160 obsessing over whether 141 00:06:33,190 --> 00:06:34,620 now that he asked her 142 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,920 What did you advise? 143 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,160 I told her 144 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:39,160 Marrying money is the only 145 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,860 Why should she 146 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,770 Curiously strong mint? 147 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,480 So now that you 148 00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:53,710 do you think 149 00:06:53,740 --> 00:06:54,880 or just having sex? 150 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:57,710 I don't know. 151 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,020 What about you and Louie, 152 00:07:00,050 --> 00:07:03,650 Are you...going out 153 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:05,120 We're 154 00:07:05,150 --> 00:07:06,190 We're going way out. 155 00:07:06,220 --> 00:07:08,560 Are you sure 156 00:07:08,590 --> 00:07:12,530 Yes, I'm sure. 157 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:14,530 Oh, crap, you guys. 158 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,870 [bell rings] 159 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,670 [Young woman] 160 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,940 and I just can't fathom 161 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:22,100 why you would give me 162 00:07:22,140 --> 00:07:23,570 An A-minus? 163 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,170 Well, yeah. It totally 164 00:07:26,210 --> 00:07:28,210 and I fully intend on 165 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,550 Hey, Nell. 166 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:32,010 "Yeah, whatever"? 167 00:07:32,050 --> 00:07:34,220 Nell, every guy 168 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:36,220 Hey. 169 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:39,590 And Petrus here 170 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,190 Why are you such a freak? 171 00:07:41,220 --> 00:07:43,090 I'm not into beefcake. 172 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:47,200 Time management, girls. 173 00:07:47,230 --> 00:07:49,700 All right, 174 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,630 clear of fantasy, 175 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,600 and get down to reality. 176 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:56,570 Jennifer Simon, 177 00:07:56,610 --> 00:07:59,880 what did you do 178 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:03,180 Well, I explored 179 00:08:03,210 --> 00:08:05,210 with my maid, 180 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:08,550 Hmm. Good try, but, uh, 181 00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:10,550 College admission committees 182 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,020 to sniff out bullshit. 183 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:13,660 Not that we couldn't blow 184 00:08:13,690 --> 00:08:14,920 that's what I'm here for, 185 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,860 but we have to start 186 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:17,860 Anyone else? 187 00:08:17,890 --> 00:08:20,030 Yeah, uh...well, 188 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:21,760 Senator Dimatto 189 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,600 at my parents' house 190 00:08:23,630 --> 00:08:26,640 and, uh, I got him 191 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,540 Ah. Now that's more like it. 192 00:08:28,570 --> 00:08:29,770 Now, that's using 193 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:32,580 Y-Y-You mean your 194 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:34,240 right? Yeah? Hmm? 195 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,280 Uh, what about you, 196 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,850 Rockefeller? 197 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,150 Do you plan to take 198 00:08:40,180 --> 00:08:41,280 I've told you. 199 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,890 I don't use 200 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,090 I go by Lipschitz. 201 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,320 Well, 202 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,590 Uh, Henry Lipschitz 203 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:52,800 So I hope 204 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:55,560 there'll be no confusion 205 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,130 He changed his name 206 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:00,070 So Emilio Estevez. 207 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,970 All right. Now let's begin 208 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,340 by reading the introduction 209 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,010 warm off the press, 210 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,980 and I think 211 00:09:08,010 --> 00:09:11,150 and very easy to understand, 212 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,620 And please take note 213 00:09:13,650 --> 00:09:16,320 Getting In. 214 00:09:16,350 --> 00:09:18,020 Stream Hodsell. 215 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:20,590 "In my 15 years 216 00:09:20,620 --> 00:09:21,620 "as a college counselor 217 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:23,890 "in the finest prep schools 218 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,060 "I am increasingly amazed 219 00:09:26,090 --> 00:09:28,100 "to get into good colleges 220 00:09:28,130 --> 00:09:31,700 "For every one spot, there are 221 00:09:31,730 --> 00:09:33,900 "and yet last year 222 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:35,800 "into Harvard, Yale, 223 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:38,170 "and 70% into the Ivy League. 224 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,980 How do I do it? 225 00:09:46,850 --> 00:09:48,650 Hey, gorgeous. 226 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:51,090 Hi. 227 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:53,660 Why don't you meet me 228 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:54,790 in a couple of minutes? 229 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,120 But I have calculus. 230 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,130 I know. 231 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,730 I know, but, uh... 232 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:02,160 I really need 233 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,390 [panting] 234 00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:27,960 [Young man] 235 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:30,130 Nn-nn-nn-nn 236 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:31,330 Rrrr! 237 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,960 Ohh! Ohh! 238 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,700 Aah! 239 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:36,830 Ohh! 240 00:10:39,230 --> 00:10:40,700 Aah! 241 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,070 * He's a heartbreaker 242 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,810 * A mover and a shaker 243 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,780 * The magic piper of love 244 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,880 * It's kinda hard 245 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:54,050 * You know 246 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:58,020 * The magic piper of love 247 00:10:58,050 --> 00:11:00,690 * 'Cause he's 248 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:03,360 * An expert politicker 249 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:06,130 * The magic piper of love 250 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,670 Oh, God. 251 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:13,800 That was great. 252 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,770 Yeah. 253 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,870 * Of love 254 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,410 * Of love 255 00:11:25,250 --> 00:11:27,380 So how's Chad? 256 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,780 I don't know. 257 00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,050 He's the bomb, but... 258 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:34,290 I don't know. Maybe 259 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,920 The whole sex thing 260 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:39,330 A drag? I thought 261 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,830 Well, it's novel. 262 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,000 But I think I like 263 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,940 Well, I mean, sure, 264 00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,140 I mean, 265 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,810 takes a while 266 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:50,940 But then 267 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,370 Really? 268 00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:53,980 You guys love it? 269 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:56,240 Yeah. 270 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,080 It's sex. 271 00:11:58,110 --> 00:11:59,450 [Woman] 272 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,820 I couldn't help but overhear. 273 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:04,420 The intercom was on. 274 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,490 Mother, 275 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,260 You're not respecting 276 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,920 Oh, darling, I think 277 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,830 that you're exploring 278 00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,230 Really, 279 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,530 Could you not be 280 00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,200 Well, there's nothing 281 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,300 Plenty of women 282 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,110 and I'll tell you why 283 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,880 Because 284 00:12:26,910 --> 00:12:30,510 They've never 285 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:32,880 [Jennifer] 286 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,220 I had countless lovers 287 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,780 who thought 288 00:12:35,820 --> 00:12:38,990 was some sort of Chinese 289 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,460 Ha ha ha ha ha! 290 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:45,290 I mean, utterly 291 00:12:45,330 --> 00:12:46,900 What do you mean? 292 00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:47,960 Look, it's the '90s, 293 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,030 There's an article in Cosmo, 294 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,300 about female orgasm, so... 295 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,400 Cosmo. 296 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,470 How do you expect 297 00:12:56,500 --> 00:13:00,910 from those bony girls 298 00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,280 Okay, out. 299 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,450 Oh, oh, Jennifer-- 300 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,450 You're such a freak. 301 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,580 I'm sorry. 302 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,280 [door closes] 303 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:12,550 * I've got 304 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:15,020 * Your deception 305 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:19,860 * But I'm sure there's still 306 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,000 * Well, it's a good thing 307 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,830 * 'Cause you're just too big 308 00:13:25,870 --> 00:13:30,040 * And knowing you, you'd 309 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,940 * Low 310 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,850 * Real 311 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,950 * Low down 312 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,890 * Low 313 00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,490 * Real 314 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,930 * Low down 315 00:13:55,260 --> 00:13:57,370 J'adore le croissant... 316 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:01,470 mais je préfère la baguette. 317 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:03,440 Maintenant en français. 318 00:14:03,470 --> 00:14:05,240 Maintenant, parlez. 319 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:07,540 Parlez en français. 320 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,250 Allez-y. Allez-y. 321 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,920 Est-que vous avais jamais 322 00:14:14,950 --> 00:14:17,890 Listen, Jen, I think 323 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,450 I'm not orgasming. 324 00:14:19,490 --> 00:14:20,660 What? No. 325 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:24,030 How can you have sex 326 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:26,960 I don't think this is 327 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,470 Non, non, non! En français! 328 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,500 We must be with the French. 329 00:14:35,270 --> 00:14:37,610 Je veux l'orgasme. 330 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,180 That means 331 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,640 No shit. 332 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,650 Ooh, là l! 333 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:47,950 Maintenant... 334 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:49,280 Stream. 335 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,650 Oui, Renée, je suis 336 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,990 Trés bien. 337 00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,490 Maintenant... 338 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,520 Nell? 339 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,030 Moi aussi. 340 00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,560 J'ai visité 341 00:14:59,590 --> 00:15:01,330 et je l'ai 342 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,630 Bon. 343 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,530 Jenny. 344 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,030 Oui. 345 00:15:06,070 --> 00:15:07,470 Uh... 346 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:08,970 Oui. 347 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,210 Foie gras. 348 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:13,640 Non. 349 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,980 Non. 350 00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:21,520 Pas bien. 351 00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:23,090 Pas bien. 352 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,490 I don't know why I do 353 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,430 I have a real connection 354 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,990 I mean, come on. 355 00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:34,100 All my favorite shirts 356 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,730 How can you be sure you do? 357 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,700 Stream, we've been having sex 358 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,640 We've been doing it 359 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:46,140 When you were going 360 00:15:46,170 --> 00:15:48,040 we were 361 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,050 You mean every time 362 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:54,420 you experience 363 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,450 "that leads to a feeling 364 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,350 "and then 365 00:15:59,390 --> 00:16:01,990 "of piercing pleasure 366 00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:06,060 followed by trembling 367 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,100 That about sums it up. 368 00:16:08,130 --> 00:16:09,130 More or less. 369 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,400 I guess 370 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,570 Don't feel inadequate. 371 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,570 You just need 372 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,170 Right. Well, according 373 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:21,110 I should increase 374 00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:22,640 develop my fantasy life, 375 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,450 and more fully communicate 376 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,020 Don't be too bossy 377 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,350 Mmm. 378 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,650 Dick, I know I'm just 379 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,090 but I love this company, 380 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,120 and you're running it 381 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,290 You got to be kidding 382 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,800 people are gonna buy 383 00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:44,730 No. Yeah. I know 384 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,330 but this is disgusting. 385 00:16:46,370 --> 00:16:48,400 No, I'm not wigging out. 386 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,040 I'm trying 387 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,810 from a very centered place, 388 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:55,080 and save us all 389 00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,150 Oh, really? 390 00:16:58,180 --> 00:17:00,250 Well, you can 391 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,420 if that's what I get 392 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:05,220 [click, dial tone] 393 00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,120 He hung up. 394 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,290 Can you believe that? 395 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:10,760 Well, you did tell him 396 00:17:10,790 --> 00:17:14,500 Yeah. As if no one ever 397 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:17,400 Well, you're the one 398 00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:19,330 Why don't you try 399 00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:21,300 We don't negotiate 400 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:24,470 All right. I have rage. 401 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:25,670 Mom, you seem 402 00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:27,480 Maybe we should 403 00:17:27,510 --> 00:17:29,110 go to Vermont 404 00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:31,310 I can't be in the same 405 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:36,150 I'm sorry. No. Vermont is 406 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,820 Look at you. 407 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,690 Are you going out 408 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,760 whose father made 409 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:44,360 Yeah, Chad. 410 00:17:44,390 --> 00:17:46,160 Who's your date with? 411 00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:49,460 A most cultured 412 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:52,830 A potter 413 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,780 For an amateur, your mother 414 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,480 She was immediately 415 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,150 Bartholomew's quite 416 00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:08,150 I saw his show at MOMA, 417 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:10,750 and I just immediately-- 418 00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:13,690 I don't know. You just 419 00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:14,520 Oh, thank you. 420 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,190 But you want to be 421 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,330 Well, of course, Stream. 422 00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:19,230 That's what's 423 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:21,130 Yes. Very few people 424 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,730 how difficult it is 425 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,300 to express human suffering 426 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:27,400 That is true. 427 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,600 Very, very true. 428 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,140 Really, that's so true. 429 00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:31,410 Extremely true. 430 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,470 Absolutely. 431 00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:33,540 Absolutely. 432 00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:35,710 Really true. 433 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:37,880 Yeah. 434 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,820 So, honey, what do you and Chad 435 00:18:42,850 --> 00:18:44,190 I'm not sure. 436 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,420 We might 437 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:47,160 with his dad 438 00:18:47,190 --> 00:18:50,160 Barbra Streisand. 439 00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,130 I wonder if she 440 00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,200 You never know. 441 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,480 Chad? 442 00:19:14,350 --> 00:19:16,320 * Walkin' is a way out 443 00:19:16,350 --> 00:19:18,350 * Drivin' is a way out 444 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,350 * Flyin' is a way out... 445 00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:20,820 Okay. 446 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,290 Right, then. 447 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,860 What must we never 448 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,930 The people 449 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,600 are not as smart 450 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:29,700 Correct. 451 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:30,870 Instead 452 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:32,200 choose B or D. 453 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,200 Yes. 454 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:33,970 And remember, 455 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,340 it's 456 00:19:36,370 --> 00:19:37,340 Exactly. 457 00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,510 Thanks, man. 458 00:19:38,540 --> 00:19:41,210 Thank me after 459 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,910 Hey, baby. 460 00:19:45,950 --> 00:19:47,920 Is that the thousand-dollar- 461 00:19:47,950 --> 00:19:50,990 Afshin. Yeah. 462 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:54,220 My brother's scores 463 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:56,660 I wish I could get 464 00:19:56,690 --> 00:19:57,860 I'm taking them again, too. 465 00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:00,230 Why? You got a 1450. 466 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:03,270 Yeah. My dad wants me 467 00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:04,870 He's got this fantasy 468 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,500 that somehow 469 00:20:06,530 --> 00:20:08,500 if I can hit 470 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,700 Whoa. 471 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:12,240 Cruel world. 472 00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:15,910 Well, I do want to get 473 00:20:15,940 --> 00:20:17,750 so I might as well try, 474 00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:19,850 Nell's parents are making her 475 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,750 and she got a-- 476 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:24,590 They'll have her committed 477 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,790 That's so sick. 478 00:20:25,820 --> 00:20:27,020 You want wine? 479 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,360 Sure. 480 00:20:28,390 --> 00:20:29,620 Barbra had to cancel. 481 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,990 My dad 482 00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:35,500 so, uh, 483 00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,530 to, uh...hang out. 484 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:39,630 Great. 485 00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,310 You know... 486 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,870 I've been thinking a lot 487 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,910 about myself as a woman. 488 00:20:46,940 --> 00:20:48,340 So have I. 489 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,050 Oh. Thanks. 490 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,280 Well, anyway, 491 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,320 I feel like, um... 492 00:20:56,350 --> 00:20:58,320 it'd be good-- 493 00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:01,320 I'd-- I'd like 494 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,890 Us to communicate. 495 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,490 Sure. Sure. 496 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,290 What is it? 497 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:10,300 It's sort of about sex. 498 00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,540 [doorbell buzzes] 499 00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,570 Hold on a sec. 500 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:18,340 That's Dial-a-Weed. 501 00:21:18,370 --> 00:21:20,810 I called 502 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,410 Dial-a-Weed? 503 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:44,670 So what was that 504 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:46,400 Well... 505 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,970 it's no big deal 506 00:21:52,370 --> 00:21:54,540 [coughing] 507 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,580 Well... 508 00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,550 it's just, you know... 509 00:22:04,850 --> 00:22:07,620 I feel like-- 510 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,960 I just want... 511 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:12,630 I love you. 512 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:14,430 * Deadly sniper 513 00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:17,000 * The magic piper of love 514 00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:18,800 Wow. 515 00:22:18,830 --> 00:22:22,540 * The magic piper of love 516 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,740 * Of love 517 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,440 * Of love 518 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:33,580 Mmm... 519 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,620 * Of cunnings 520 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:39,950 * It turns out 521 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:42,160 * The nice place 522 00:22:42,190 --> 00:22:44,390 * Is set upon 523 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,130 * While playing these games 524 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:48,500 Mmm. 525 00:22:48,530 --> 00:22:51,130 * 'Cause 526 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,070 * A silent stalker 527 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,540 Um... 528 00:22:55,570 --> 00:22:58,910 Oh! Oh! 529 00:22:58,940 --> 00:23:01,710 Oh! Oh! 530 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:03,780 Oh, Louie! 531 00:23:03,810 --> 00:23:04,780 Ah. 532 00:23:04,810 --> 00:23:06,550 Oh! 533 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,390 Maybe 534 00:23:17,890 --> 00:23:18,930 Why? Do you want to? 535 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,560 Me? 536 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200 You brought it up. 537 00:23:23,230 --> 00:23:25,600 No, I-- I just-- 538 00:23:25,630 --> 00:23:28,770 I just 539 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,510 I'm not really 540 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,510 Don't you want to see 541 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,580 Yeah. Yeah. Sure. 542 00:23:42,050 --> 00:23:43,750 Okay. 543 00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:47,520 * Our lives she 544 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,230 I swear to God, 545 00:23:57,260 --> 00:24:00,570 aloe vera soap 546 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,770 Now he won't 547 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:07,170 So now, you know, 548 00:24:07,210 --> 00:24:10,510 all they're really 549 00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:14,020 It's a challenge 550 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:15,020 Oh... 551 00:24:15,050 --> 00:24:16,580 Very good. 552 00:24:16,620 --> 00:24:18,250 How's your kidney feel? 553 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,920 Oh, much better. 554 00:24:19,950 --> 00:24:25,590 You know, an artist 555 00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,600 to the petty brouhaha 556 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,570 When did you divorce? 557 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,670 Two years ago. 558 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:35,240 I came to New York 559 00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,570 and he stayed 560 00:24:37,610 --> 00:24:39,240 with his pin-headed 561 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,040 Mmm. 562 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,010 Of course, we're 563 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,050 That's good. 564 00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,780 Oh... 565 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:49,620 Ohh! 566 00:24:51,020 --> 00:24:53,120 I'm sorry 567 00:24:53,150 --> 00:24:54,560 Oh, that's okay. 568 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,670 You know, I have 569 00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:15,010 Oh, my heart 570 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,710 She's so sexually 571 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:22,550 She just can't climax. 572 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:24,550 I do the best I can 573 00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:28,620 but...I don't know. 574 00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,590 Sometimes I feel like... 575 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,190 some people 576 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:35,060 and some just aren't, 577 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,930 Does your friend 578 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:38,700 Masturbate? 579 00:25:38,730 --> 00:25:41,100 Well, no. She's not 580 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,670 I mean, she does 581 00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:46,970 [Woman] 582 00:25:47,010 --> 00:25:48,310 at 30 minutes. 583 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,310 We will give you 584 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:52,350 before each section 585 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:55,650 Do not work on any section 586 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:58,720 other than the one you are 587 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,630 Remember to breathe. 588 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:12,270 Thanks. 589 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,900 You're welcome. 590 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:14,940 [Woman] 591 00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:17,610 You may now open 592 00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:43,130 Time's up. 593 00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:46,130 Place your answer sheets 594 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:48,300 and pass them 595 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,940 for a proctor to collect. 596 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:51,340 Do not leave your seat 597 00:26:51,370 --> 00:26:54,740 until a proctor has collected 598 00:27:09,790 --> 00:27:13,800 I did not expect 599 00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,130 in Reading Comprehension. 600 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,670 It was my happiest moment. 601 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,800 The universe 602 00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:22,270 The secrets 603 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:23,940 are not for sale. 604 00:27:23,970 --> 00:27:25,310 I love that. 605 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,840 Me, too. 606 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,440 Hey. 607 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,910 Let's celebrate. 608 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,750 Yeah, let's go. 609 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:52,100 Oh, you know, I think 610 00:27:52,130 --> 00:27:53,740 that the thousand bucks 611 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:54,770 really paid off. 612 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,440 I just kicked ass 613 00:27:57,470 --> 00:27:59,410 What made you think 614 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,780 I totally forgot 615 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,110 I thought it was 616 00:28:04,150 --> 00:28:06,310 not what makes 617 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:11,820 Well, I've got something 618 00:28:11,850 --> 00:28:14,990 I got this 619 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:16,160 Who? 620 00:28:16,190 --> 00:28:18,090 You wouldn't believe me 621 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,390 What is it? 622 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:21,830 Is it ecstasy? 623 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,000 Yeah. 624 00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:24,800 We take it now, 625 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,030 and we have a really 626 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,810 * I wanna love you, 627 00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,020 * All night long 628 00:28:41,050 --> 00:28:42,320 * I want to hold you, 629 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,450 * All night long 630 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:44,850 * I want to squeeze you, 631 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:46,120 * All night long 632 00:28:46,150 --> 00:28:47,520 * I want to please you, 633 00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,760 * All night long 634 00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:50,490 * I want to love you, 635 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,760 * All night long... 636 00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:53,090 Whoa. 637 00:28:53,130 --> 00:28:54,830 Oh-- 638 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:57,230 We can't go home. 639 00:28:57,260 --> 00:29:02,500 My-- My dad is-- 640 00:29:02,540 --> 00:29:03,400 It's what he does 641 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:06,740 every time she catches him 642 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,540 Oops! 643 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,210 Oh, Dad! 644 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:18,150 So, uh, just, uh, 645 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,390 and we'll have 646 00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:21,520 [Driver] 647 00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:24,290 Ro-o-oap! 648 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,060 Well... 649 00:29:30,100 --> 00:29:34,570 uh...this seems, uh, 650 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:39,140 Yes. This seat is... 651 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:43,950 Feels fantastic. 652 00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,950 Mmm... 653 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:49,950 Ohh... 654 00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:52,090 Oh, listen. 655 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,920 That thing 656 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,420 Oh, right. That thing. 657 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:59,930 I've never had an orgasm. 658 00:29:59,960 --> 00:30:01,200 Ah! 659 00:30:07,230 --> 00:30:09,040 I don't get it. 660 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:10,910 Nope. 661 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,910 Whoa! 662 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:17,010 Whoa. 663 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,950 That's an ego blow. 664 00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:20,210 No. 665 00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:22,320 No, no, it's not 666 00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:23,890 My-- M-- 667 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,860 Well, of course 668 00:30:31,260 --> 00:30:33,630 Still, though, 669 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:36,060 I think maybe I should 670 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,000 * Let me love you, 671 00:30:38,030 --> 00:30:39,200 * All night long 672 00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:40,530 * Let me hold you, 673 00:30:40,570 --> 00:30:41,640 * All night long 674 00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:43,140 * Let me squeeze you, 675 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:44,440 * All night long 676 00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:45,910 * Let me please you, 677 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:46,910 * All night long 678 00:30:46,940 --> 00:30:48,210 * I want to love you, 679 00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,410 * All night long 680 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,640 * Like it used to be 681 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,910 * All night long 682 00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:53,980 [Chad] 683 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:54,980 Oh... 684 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,080 How does it...feel? 685 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,550 [Stream] 686 00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:00,960 This is the best... 687 00:31:00,990 --> 00:31:03,660 carpet I've ever felt. 688 00:31:03,690 --> 00:31:06,230 My ass is in heaven. 689 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:09,100 Ah! Ah! Ahh! 690 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:10,970 Ahhh! 691 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,170 Don't stop! 692 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,610 What? 693 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:19,670 W-W-What 694 00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:22,910 You totally came. 695 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:24,050 I did? 696 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,980 Congratulations. 697 00:31:26,010 --> 00:31:27,310 How 698 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:30,150 Well, it was a totally 699 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:32,490 of female pleasure. 700 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,160 It's all about 701 00:31:34,190 --> 00:31:35,920 We were definitely relaxed. 702 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,390 We did X. 703 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:40,130 Yeah, well, drugs 704 00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,400 [sigh] 705 00:31:45,430 --> 00:31:46,570 I'm doing it. 706 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,540 I will allow my parents 707 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:50,000 to live vicariously 708 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,610 I'm applying for early 709 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:55,010 Ah. 710 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:56,640 Harvard. Early. 711 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,950 Ah. 712 00:31:57,980 --> 00:32:00,150 Me, too. 713 00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:01,250 Oh. 714 00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,980 Is it against the rules 715 00:32:03,020 --> 00:32:04,520 to have my stepfather's 716 00:32:04,550 --> 00:32:06,250 type up 717 00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:07,590 Uh, Jennifer, 718 00:32:07,620 --> 00:32:10,020 your grades or your 719 00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:12,330 which you chose 720 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,000 will get you in 721 00:32:14,030 --> 00:32:17,000 It's okay. 722 00:32:17,030 --> 00:32:18,130 What the hell is that? 723 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,230 It's an official statement 724 00:32:20,270 --> 00:32:23,000 from a highly regarded 725 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,270 that says my low SAT scores 726 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,610 are in no way a reflection 727 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,650 I have Attention Deficit 728 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,650 Oh, so that's 729 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,020 who get distracted 730 00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,590 on the day 731 00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:41,360 I saved thousands 732 00:32:41,390 --> 00:32:43,990 And what about you, sir, 733 00:32:44,030 --> 00:32:45,990 What name have you 734 00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:47,630 My name is Lipschitz. 735 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,600 Well, I appreciate 736 00:32:49,630 --> 00:32:52,030 but don't you think 737 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,140 considering 738 00:32:54,170 --> 00:32:57,740 Look, if I can't get 739 00:32:57,770 --> 00:33:00,070 then I-- 740 00:33:00,110 --> 00:33:02,110 I don't want to go. 741 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:04,710 Oh, well, I hope 742 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:08,120 Yeah, I hear they have 743 00:33:08,150 --> 00:33:10,050 I don't have 744 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:12,150 that your early applications 745 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:15,020 which means those of you 746 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:17,720 will have a month to brush up 747 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,430 Uh, Stream, 748 00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:22,230 what about your 749 00:33:23,700 --> 00:33:26,630 Uh, well, um... 750 00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:31,140 How you doing? 751 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:36,480 Hey. So why did you 752 00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:38,080 I have a prison record. 753 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:39,110 You do? 754 00:33:39,150 --> 00:33:40,680 No. I'm kidding. 755 00:33:40,710 --> 00:33:42,080 I made it up. 756 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,580 Oh. 757 00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,520 Actually, 758 00:33:45,550 --> 00:33:49,090 I didn't want to ride 759 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,060 Barely know the guy. 760 00:33:50,090 --> 00:33:51,690 Oh. I see. 761 00:33:54,130 --> 00:33:56,060 I'll take a doughnut. 762 00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,800 No, thanks. 763 00:33:57,830 --> 00:33:59,070 One doughnut. 764 00:34:00,870 --> 00:34:03,600 Listen, uh... 765 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:07,070 do you want to go hear 766 00:34:07,110 --> 00:34:10,180 Uh, 767 00:34:10,210 --> 00:34:11,410 I'm kind of seeing Chad. 768 00:34:13,580 --> 00:34:14,550 Why? 769 00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,720 What? 770 00:34:15,750 --> 00:34:18,090 Why would you want 771 00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,290 Well...I like him. 772 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,090 Do you? 773 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,120 Yeah. 774 00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,130 Really? 775 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,330 I do. 776 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,400 But maybe 777 00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,760 could go hear 778 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,600 Only if you promise 779 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,270 I can't promise that. 780 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:39,540 See? 781 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,750 One coffee, black. 782 00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,360 Here you go. 783 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,630 Where's your drink? 784 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:04,900 I don't like to waste 785 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:06,770 but I'll have 786 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:11,510 It is so great 787 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,510 [chuckle] 788 00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:13,840 Does it show? 789 00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,180 Well, where exactly 790 00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:18,150 At my face, bitch. 791 00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:19,750 Ooh, "bitch." 792 00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,580 So urbane. 793 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:23,880 Well, you certainly 794 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,150 if that's 795 00:35:26,190 --> 00:35:28,660 So when you were 796 00:35:28,690 --> 00:35:30,620 did you 797 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:33,190 Masturbate? 798 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:34,930 I didn't think so. 799 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:35,960 I mean, it's so weird. 800 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,630 Every time I try, I just 801 00:35:39,670 --> 00:35:42,240 Yeah. 802 00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:44,910 I think 803 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,240 [phone rings] 804 00:35:46,270 --> 00:35:48,180 Mmm. 805 00:35:48,210 --> 00:35:50,210 Life is so unfair. 806 00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,250 [ring] 807 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:55,880 [ring] 808 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,190 Oh, how can you stand 809 00:35:58,220 --> 00:36:00,750 to be in the same Jacuzzi 810 00:36:00,790 --> 00:36:03,160 You are so nuts. 811 00:36:04,290 --> 00:36:06,260 [ring] 812 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:09,660 [ring] 813 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:11,270 Hello. 814 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:12,730 Who is it? 815 00:36:12,770 --> 00:36:15,740 Yes, this is she. 816 00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:18,170 Look, I'm not interested. 817 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,710 I just went 818 00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,780 Mine went to Europe. 819 00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:32,420 No, 820 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,360 I'm in the middle 821 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:41,700 I am not interested. 822 00:36:43,530 --> 00:36:44,970 I am gonna hang up 823 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,730 I'm not interested. 824 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,340 Do you get paid 825 00:37:32,710 --> 00:37:34,620 Oh, my God. 826 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:38,020 What the hell 827 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:40,490 Guess what. 828 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,320 I was wrong. 829 00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:00,670 Hi, baby. 830 00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:02,040 Look, Chad, 831 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,680 I had an orgasm 832 00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,010 or were you 833 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:08,050 What the fuck kind 834 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,420 it's very manipulative 835 00:38:10,450 --> 00:38:12,790 Yeah? Well, fuck you. 836 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,760 Come on, Nell. 837 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,430 Don't you think 838 00:38:23,460 --> 00:38:24,870 that Stream 839 00:38:24,900 --> 00:38:26,100 to have her breakthrough? 840 00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:28,440 I mean, I go off 841 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,400 the second 842 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:43,880 [coughing] 843 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:44,950 Ahem. 844 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,090 [coughing] 845 00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:09,880 [coughing] 846 00:39:12,180 --> 00:39:13,510 [cough] 847 00:39:19,490 --> 00:39:22,820 [coughing] 848 00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,530 Excuse me. 849 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,430 [coughing] 850 00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:38,510 Oh! 851 00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,480 Listen, Jen, 852 00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:44,750 I think maybe 853 00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:46,980 What? Why? 854 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,720 We're not connecting 855 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,650 It's like-- 856 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,450 Our sex life's empty. 857 00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:54,790 Empty? 858 00:39:56,090 --> 00:39:58,630 So then I told him 859 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,830 I felt stifled. 860 00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:02,930 Watch it! 861 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,530 Hey! 862 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:09,000 Anyway, so we were 863 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,740 Stream, are you 864 00:40:11,770 --> 00:40:15,210 Yeah. I'm stunned. 865 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,540 Well, I wasn't. 866 00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,880 Could you please 867 00:40:17,910 --> 00:40:19,180 at Mr. Fashion 868 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,780 I think he's funny. 869 00:40:20,810 --> 00:40:21,980 I think he smells. 870 00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:23,220 I've got a confession 871 00:40:23,250 --> 00:40:24,220 What? 872 00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,720 [coach's whistle blows] 873 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:32,460 Okay, ladies, come on, 874 00:40:32,490 --> 00:40:33,730 Move it. 875 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:35,800 Sitting on your rumps 876 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:37,530 ain't playing volleyball. 877 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,030 Urinary tract infections, 878 00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:42,440 Urinary tract infection? 879 00:40:44,740 --> 00:40:46,840 [Jenny] 880 00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:49,580 So what's the confession? 881 00:40:49,610 --> 00:40:51,950 I got to face reality. 882 00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:56,520 What? Oh, God, don't tell me 883 00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:58,520 It's just 884 00:40:58,550 --> 00:41:00,750 Wow, Jen. You're 885 00:41:00,790 --> 00:41:02,820 who's gotten off 886 00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:05,490 Well... 887 00:41:05,530 --> 00:41:08,500 I've been having doubts, too. 888 00:41:08,530 --> 00:41:09,930 I mean, to be honest, 889 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,070 sex with Louie 890 00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:15,000 Now that I think about it, 891 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,740 I think I spent 892 00:41:16,770 --> 00:41:18,170 figuring out 893 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,240 for my next manicure. 894 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,240 Oh, my God. 895 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:22,680 Prozac? 896 00:41:24,810 --> 00:41:25,950 Wait. 897 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:28,880 If none of us has ever 898 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,680 then who has? 899 00:41:34,820 --> 00:41:36,990 Well, those losers 900 00:41:38,590 --> 00:41:40,290 * It's time to go 901 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:42,300 * It's time to blast off 902 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:44,670 * It's time 903 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:46,300 * It's time to blast off 904 00:41:46,330 --> 00:41:47,730 * It's time to go 905 00:41:47,770 --> 00:41:49,540 * It's time to blast off 906 00:41:49,570 --> 00:41:50,770 Not that I'm impressed, 907 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,710 but Keanu Reeves just 908 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:53,710 [Stream] 909 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,940 By the bar. 910 00:41:56,780 --> 00:41:58,010 Did we order that? 911 00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,850 It's a two-bottle minimum 912 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,550 $500? 913 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:05,020 Just put it 914 00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,550 It's only 200 each. 915 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:09,660 200-- 916 00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:12,260 Stream, you have 917 00:42:12,290 --> 00:42:13,930 We're here tonight 918 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,730 and the best butter boys 919 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,100 We have to upgrade 920 00:42:18,130 --> 00:42:19,330 of the guys 921 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,600 if we want to be 922 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,140 We're wasting valuable energy 923 00:42:30,940 --> 00:42:32,580 How come 924 00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:34,180 are stopping by 925 00:42:34,210 --> 00:42:36,780 I know, 926 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:38,850 Hey, go out there 927 00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,120 Why me? 928 00:42:40,150 --> 00:42:41,620 You're the skinniest. 929 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,090 You're the richest. 930 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,130 Oh, my God. 931 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,130 Keanu's friend's 932 00:42:49,730 --> 00:42:51,730 Excuse me. 933 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:53,330 Well, actually, yes. 934 00:42:53,370 --> 00:42:55,170 I have done 935 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:56,840 Swimsuits, mostly. 936 00:42:56,870 --> 00:42:58,340 Actually, I was 937 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:01,680 Call me. 938 00:43:01,710 --> 00:43:02,910 What is this, 939 00:43:06,010 --> 00:43:10,120 Elitist Models? 940 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:12,690 Probably a fake. 941 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,150 Thanks. 942 00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:20,730 This is the best kind. 943 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:24,730 Actually, 944 00:43:24,770 --> 00:43:26,400 Macouns are the best. 945 00:43:26,430 --> 00:43:28,670 Are they? 946 00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,300 I like a little tartness 947 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:33,140 just like the next guy-- 948 00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:35,280 not quite to the degree 949 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:38,850 but something more subtle, 950 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,720 Empire? 951 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,250 Love Fuji. 952 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,650 Hard to find, though. 953 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,350 Check this out. 954 00:43:46,390 --> 00:43:49,620 Tell me this isn't the best 955 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,160 Delicious. 956 00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:56,300 But try the Macoun. 957 00:43:58,700 --> 00:43:59,670 Tame. 958 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,370 Tame? 959 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,040 Okay. It's... 960 00:44:03,070 --> 00:44:05,770 it's playful... 961 00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,910 zesty. 962 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:09,910 See? You know 963 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,710 Well, I, uh... 964 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,710 I took Outward Bound... 965 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,350 twice. 966 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,720 Impressive. 967 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:18,790 Thanks. 968 00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:20,950 Come on. 969 00:44:20,990 --> 00:44:21,990 Sorry. 970 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,700 You ever 971 00:44:30,730 --> 00:44:32,730 You mean, uh, outside 972 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,800 Yeah. It's fun. 973 00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:35,800 I missed it this year. 974 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,710 Well, there are still apples 975 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,170 Let's go. 976 00:44:41,210 --> 00:44:42,440 What, 977 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,180 Yeah. 978 00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,750 Let's get on a train. 979 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:50,950 Oh. Well... 980 00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:53,920 What? You still got 981 00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:55,420 No, I don't. 982 00:44:56,790 --> 00:44:58,790 But I'm supposed 983 00:44:58,830 --> 00:45:00,090 in a half an hour. 984 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:01,330 They're 985 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,430 Oh, I forgot. 986 00:45:04,460 --> 00:45:06,830 You do everything 987 00:45:10,470 --> 00:45:12,940 Then I'm gonna go 988 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,310 As I'm sure you're aware, 989 00:45:20,350 --> 00:45:22,820 this is the last week 990 00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:26,990 and we still haven't written 991 00:45:27,020 --> 00:45:29,760 So I'm assigning an essay 992 00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:32,260 to be handed in on Friday. 993 00:45:33,260 --> 00:45:35,960 In five to ten pages, 994 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:40,130 present a careful exegesis 995 00:45:40,170 --> 00:45:44,470 with an emphasis 996 00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:46,910 that lead to the climax. 997 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:54,310 Another essay before Friday? 998 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:55,850 Doesn't she realize 999 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,480 we've got our own tensions 1000 00:45:58,520 --> 00:45:59,520 Channel it. 1001 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:00,890 All right. 1002 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,790 Now you can use 1003 00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,220 to prepare your positions. 1004 00:46:06,190 --> 00:46:07,830 What's this? 1005 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,530 Random midmorning vanity? 1006 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,560 I have an appointment. 1007 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,100 That agent's 1008 00:46:14,130 --> 00:46:15,100 Agent? 1009 00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:16,400 A go-see? 1010 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,840 You're kidding, right? 1011 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:19,840 What, so now you're 1012 00:46:19,870 --> 00:46:21,470 I know it's weird. 1013 00:46:21,510 --> 00:46:24,010 It's just my parents 1014 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,280 so whatever. 1015 00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:29,050 [Woman] 1016 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,080 Who's calling? 1017 00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,920 Let me check. 1018 00:46:39,990 --> 00:46:41,830 Sorry, 1019 00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:42,600 There's no time left. 1020 00:46:42,630 --> 00:46:44,870 I can 1021 00:46:44,900 --> 00:46:47,000 Um...you. 1022 00:46:48,530 --> 00:46:49,800 Uh-- 1023 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,110 [Woman] 1024 00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:57,610 Look back and tell me 1025 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,050 I refuse to be 1026 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:00,480 Just look back 1027 00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:03,280 if my ass looks fat 1028 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,280 [phone rings] 1029 00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,520 Whoa. 1030 00:47:05,550 --> 00:47:07,320 [ring] 1031 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:10,820 Jennifer Simon. 1032 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:12,890 What? 1033 00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,160 Is it Nell? 1034 00:47:14,190 --> 00:47:15,560 You bitch. 1035 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,630 Oh, my God. 1036 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:20,600 It's unbelievable. 1037 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,370 Okay, bye. 1038 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,040 She got 1039 00:47:24,070 --> 00:47:26,970 She's gonna be 1040 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:28,170 That bitch. 1041 00:47:28,210 --> 00:47:29,410 She's not even 1042 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:30,480 Giddyup. 1043 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:34,920 Well, that's fine. 1044 00:47:34,950 --> 00:47:36,320 with any 1045 00:47:36,350 --> 00:47:37,950 They're way 1046 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,120 Meow. 1047 00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:41,050 Well, it's not my fault 1048 00:47:41,090 --> 00:47:42,390 My mother's in rehab. 1049 00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:45,090 Which reminds me, 1050 00:47:45,130 --> 00:47:46,960 Ethically, 1051 00:47:46,990 --> 00:47:47,960 but he's perfect for you. 1052 00:47:47,990 --> 00:47:49,130 Really? Why? 1053 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:51,130 He's older. He's single. 1054 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,530 And I'm sure-- Whoa. 1055 00:47:53,570 --> 00:47:55,470 I'm sure he has 1056 00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,670 about female pleasure. 1057 00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:59,240 Great. How old is he? 1058 00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:01,540 40-ish, 1059 00:48:01,570 --> 00:48:04,480 Trust me, 1060 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:05,480 Giddyup. 1061 00:48:05,510 --> 00:48:06,650 Okay. 1062 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:11,250 [Stream] 1063 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,450 I didn't break 1500 1064 00:48:13,490 --> 00:48:17,660 but I'm not sure 1065 00:48:17,690 --> 00:48:18,590 I mean, I'll be lucky 1066 00:48:18,620 --> 00:48:21,090 if I even get into 1067 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:22,430 What are you talking about? 1068 00:48:22,460 --> 00:48:23,700 You're a genius. 1069 00:48:23,730 --> 00:48:25,030 I'm not. 1070 00:48:25,070 --> 00:48:26,970 I'm just a good student 1071 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,300 at a good high school. 1072 00:48:28,330 --> 00:48:31,500 I mean, I'm probably not 1073 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:33,140 They look at what 1074 00:48:33,170 --> 00:48:34,410 Let 'em look, okay? 1075 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,680 After what I give your 1076 00:48:35,710 --> 00:48:37,680 I'm practically bankrupt. 1077 00:48:37,710 --> 00:48:38,950 Hi, everybody. 1078 00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:41,050 Hi, baby. 1079 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:43,280 I thought it was 1080 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:47,690 Oh. Do you mind if I just 1081 00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,060 That's Stream's 1082 00:48:49,090 --> 00:48:50,220 Pretty good, huh? 1083 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:51,660 Oh, yeah, I love it. 1084 00:48:51,690 --> 00:48:55,000 So, Stream, have you 1085 00:48:55,030 --> 00:48:56,500 Huh? What do you think, 1086 00:48:56,530 --> 00:48:59,430 A lot hipper than that stupid 1087 00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:02,470 Well, uh, 1088 00:49:02,500 --> 00:49:05,040 Don't be shy. 1089 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,040 We're targeting 1090 00:49:07,070 --> 00:49:08,710 Well, um... 1091 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,110 to be honest, Dad, 1092 00:49:10,140 --> 00:49:12,980 I think it's 1093 00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:13,880 Tacky? 1094 00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:16,980 Uh, she...she's a kid. 1095 00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:18,250 I, uh... 1096 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,520 Why, I appreciate 1097 00:49:21,550 --> 00:49:24,060 It's just...Well, you know, 1098 00:49:24,090 --> 00:49:25,190 because it's my design. 1099 00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:27,760 And it's beautiful. 1100 00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:30,700 Look, I'm-- I'm sorry. 1101 00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:31,760 No, it's okay. 1102 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,670 It's really okay. 1103 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:37,770 It's just-- 1104 00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:42,180 It's just-- Oh, it really 1105 00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:45,610 Oh, who am I kidding? 1106 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,380 Oh, everybody 1107 00:49:47,410 --> 00:49:50,250 Not me. I hate 1108 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,020 Sweetheart, sweetheart. 1109 00:49:52,050 --> 00:49:54,450 Count me out 1110 00:49:54,490 --> 00:49:56,620 Girls who go out 1111 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,460 [Jenny] 1112 00:49:57,490 --> 00:49:58,690 They're 1113 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,630 Well, this chick Mimi 1114 00:50:01,660 --> 00:50:04,260 and the whole thing 1115 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:06,400 Did you say 1116 00:50:06,430 --> 00:50:08,800 Hold on. 1117 00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:10,670 Boy, I think so, too. 1118 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:13,040 Where'd you get this? 1119 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:14,040 Stream-- 1120 00:50:14,070 --> 00:50:16,040 Anyway, I just can't cope 1121 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,780 with the whole 1122 00:50:17,810 --> 00:50:19,050 It's just too gross. 1123 00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,120 So how bald 1124 00:50:23,380 --> 00:50:24,650 On a scale of 1 to 10? 1125 00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,790 Did he say 1126 00:50:26,820 --> 00:50:28,620 Is your mom yakking 1127 00:50:28,650 --> 00:50:29,790 Okay, don't tell me. 1128 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:30,790 I don't want to put you 1129 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:32,290 Tell your mother 1130 00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:33,630 I hope you told him 1131 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,430 I'm seeing 1132 00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:37,400 Mom, please, 1133 00:50:37,430 --> 00:50:39,170 You're 1134 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:42,070 I never get 1135 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,770 What about 1136 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,840 My mother's 1137 00:50:44,870 --> 00:50:46,270 So what-- What-- 1138 00:50:46,310 --> 00:50:48,270 what did your father 1139 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,780 Well, no kidding! 1140 00:50:52,810 --> 00:50:54,550 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1141 00:50:54,580 --> 00:50:58,220 How old does he think 1142 00:51:00,850 --> 00:51:02,320 Anyway, go ahead. 1143 00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,330 ** [pop] 1144 00:51:10,430 --> 00:51:13,770 It's 11:30. Clearly, 1145 00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:16,140 I mean, none of the cool 1146 00:51:16,170 --> 00:51:17,870 If I have to face 1147 00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:19,310 with no prospects 1148 00:51:19,340 --> 00:51:21,240 I'm gonna go post 1149 00:51:21,270 --> 00:51:22,880 on the damn Internet. 1150 00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:25,850 Nell, didn't any of your 1151 00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,150 invite you 1152 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,250 What new 1153 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:31,420 Yeah, Nell. 1154 00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:32,850 Where are Kate 1155 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:35,220 Look, let's just go 1156 00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,390 I mean, 1157 00:51:37,420 --> 00:51:39,260 I'm gonna go get a drink. 1158 00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:45,230 A low-tech party, huh? 1159 00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,830 Yeah. 1160 00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:50,500 Uh, the guy's 1161 00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,600 What band? 1162 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:53,110 Oedipus Wreck. 1163 00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:56,610 [no audible dialogue] 1164 00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,880 Oh, I guess 1165 00:51:58,910 --> 00:52:01,350 Why don't you stick around? 1166 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:04,180 Rebel against 1167 00:52:04,220 --> 00:52:05,290 They're 1168 00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:07,150 They don't tell me 1169 00:52:07,190 --> 00:52:08,450 They're my friends. 1170 00:52:08,490 --> 00:52:10,260 Then let's 1171 00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:11,390 How do you know 1172 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:13,630 Well, I'm asking. 1173 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,660 Do you? 1174 00:52:15,730 --> 00:52:17,760 Fine. 1175 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,130 Fine. 1176 00:52:22,970 --> 00:52:24,470 What the hell's she doing? 1177 00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:25,540 What? 1178 00:52:25,570 --> 00:52:27,170 Where are you going? 1179 00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:28,670 Great. 1180 00:52:35,450 --> 00:52:39,250 So...what's 1181 00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:41,950 Wouldn't it be great 1182 00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:43,820 to spend an evening 1183 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:46,830 and not 1184 00:52:46,860 --> 00:52:48,430 Is that possible? 1185 00:52:48,460 --> 00:52:49,860 I mean, 1186 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,300 like the college 1187 00:52:51,330 --> 00:52:53,470 determines the quality 1188 00:52:53,500 --> 00:52:55,370 Well, it sort of does, 1189 00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,570 No, not unless 1190 00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:59,410 like a line on a grid. 1191 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,740 You can't plan out 1192 00:53:01,770 --> 00:53:06,580 The future's a... 1193 00:53:06,610 --> 00:53:09,220 Whatever happened to chaos? 1194 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:13,750 Rolling in the mud, 1195 00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:17,390 I'd like 1196 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,960 Now, that is a fine idea. 1197 00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:23,300 Come on. 1198 00:53:23,330 --> 00:53:25,870 W-What are you doing? 1199 00:53:25,900 --> 00:53:28,400 Wait. Where are you going? 1200 00:53:28,430 --> 00:53:31,300 Raagh! Come on! 1201 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,970 But what about my outfit? 1202 00:53:33,010 --> 00:53:35,410 Your outfit 1203 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:37,940 You see, the mud, 1204 00:53:41,710 --> 00:53:43,020 Aah! 1205 00:53:43,050 --> 00:53:44,480 Oh, God. 1206 00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:46,420 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1207 00:53:48,950 --> 00:53:50,790 Ha ha ha! Oh, God! 1208 00:53:50,820 --> 00:53:52,220 Ha ha ha ha! 1209 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:03,700 Do you want to kiss me? 1210 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:05,370 Do you 1211 00:54:05,410 --> 00:54:08,270 I don't know. I thought 1212 00:54:10,740 --> 00:54:13,910 Well, that wasn't what I was 1213 00:54:16,050 --> 00:54:17,420 Why the hell not? 1214 00:54:17,450 --> 00:54:19,850 [horns honking] 1215 00:54:19,890 --> 00:54:20,820 It's the new year. 1216 00:54:20,850 --> 00:54:23,690 Don't you want to kiss 1217 00:54:23,720 --> 00:54:26,830 I don't believe 1218 00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:29,300 Do you want to always do 1219 00:54:29,330 --> 00:54:32,630 No. I don't, 1220 00:54:32,670 --> 00:54:35,970 I went on this walk 1221 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,370 I mean, I have a lot 1222 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:39,710 that you don't know about. 1223 00:54:39,740 --> 00:54:42,310 Just because I happen to have 1224 00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:44,940 doesn't mean 1225 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:53,620 Ohh... 1226 00:54:56,620 --> 00:54:58,320 [sigh] 1227 00:55:01,430 --> 00:55:02,930 Well, babe, 1228 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,330 for ditching your girlfriends 1229 00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,030 to go roll around 1230 00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:07,570 with some self-hating 1231 00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:11,100 I guess you're right. 1232 00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:13,440 He wouldn't even 1233 00:55:13,470 --> 00:55:15,580 That guy's a waste 1234 00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,980 [Judy] 1235 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,120 Guess what, guess what, 1236 00:55:25,150 --> 00:55:27,790 Harvard! Ha ha ha ha! 1237 00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:30,090 What does it say? 1238 00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,960 Yes? 1239 00:55:49,740 --> 00:55:51,610 It's only a deferral. 1240 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:54,080 I've spoken with the people 1241 00:55:54,110 --> 00:55:55,950 and they assure me 1242 00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:57,150 she'll be accepted in April, 1243 00:55:57,180 --> 00:55:59,490 so she's 1244 00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,150 But you saw her application. 1245 00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:03,820 Wasn't it really special? 1246 00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,660 Yes, but now she has 1247 00:56:05,690 --> 00:56:07,560 to try other schools. 1248 00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:10,630 Is Stream 1249 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:11,630 [chiming] 1250 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:13,400 Well, she claims to be fine, 1251 00:56:13,430 --> 00:56:15,000 but, you know, 1252 00:56:15,030 --> 00:56:17,940 how could she not feel 1253 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:19,510 Not that I think that. 1254 00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:21,010 Well, of course not. 1255 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:22,440 But, you know, 1256 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,880 to have a talk with her 1257 00:56:23,910 --> 00:56:25,780 just to make sure 1258 00:56:25,810 --> 00:56:27,850 you're all right with this. 1259 00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:31,880 [chiming] 1260 00:56:35,890 --> 00:56:38,020 Mom, don't be so bummed out. 1261 00:56:38,060 --> 00:56:40,030 Even if I don't 1262 00:56:40,060 --> 00:56:42,660 it doesn't 1263 00:56:42,700 --> 00:56:43,900 Oh, I know. 1264 00:56:43,930 --> 00:56:45,570 It's just that you're 1265 00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:47,170 than 1266 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,970 I don't see how Nell 1267 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,040 when you didn't. 1268 00:56:51,070 --> 00:56:53,510 Of course, I don't 1269 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:55,480 Well, Jenny didn't 1270 00:56:55,510 --> 00:56:56,780 Well, Jenny's father 1271 00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:58,210 donate a library to Brown, 1272 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:00,480 and trust me, 1273 00:57:00,510 --> 00:57:03,220 whereas your father-- 1274 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:06,690 if he buys you some sweaters 1275 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:10,460 Maybe-- Maybe I just 1276 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,160 Maybe I-- Whew-- 1277 00:57:12,190 --> 00:57:15,190 Maybe I should have got you 1278 00:57:15,230 --> 00:57:18,160 Maybe I should have done 1279 00:57:20,170 --> 00:57:22,030 But you know? 1280 00:57:22,070 --> 00:57:25,170 I'm really fine 1281 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:27,510 And I-- I feel 1282 00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:29,910 about the way 1283 00:57:29,940 --> 00:57:31,680 It's no accident 1284 00:57:31,710 --> 00:57:34,250 that I sent you 1285 00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,180 You're a very bright 1286 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:39,150 with a strong sense 1287 00:57:47,230 --> 00:57:48,460 Condoms? 1288 00:57:52,300 --> 00:57:53,600 Oh, my God. 1289 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,500 I need to sit down. 1290 00:57:57,540 --> 00:58:00,970 Oh... 1291 00:58:01,010 --> 00:58:03,040 Believe me, 1292 00:58:06,010 --> 00:58:08,250 I hate sounding 1293 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,580 but I think 1294 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,220 normal for-- for-- 1295 00:58:14,250 --> 00:58:16,860 to have 1296 00:58:18,790 --> 00:58:21,790 You're too young! 1297 00:58:21,830 --> 00:58:23,160 I'm sorry, 1298 00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,300 but I feel-- I feel 1299 00:58:26,330 --> 00:58:28,130 [sigh] 1300 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,600 Ow. 1301 00:58:39,310 --> 00:58:40,510 You're right. 1302 00:58:42,210 --> 00:58:46,190 I hate myself 1303 00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:48,550 I guess I just have 1304 00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:50,320 that you're... 1305 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,890 and y-you have to take 1306 00:58:53,930 --> 00:58:56,160 for your own decisions. 1307 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:59,330 So why are you here? 1308 00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:01,630 My mother flipped her lid 1309 00:59:01,670 --> 00:59:03,670 when she found 1310 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:06,570 I'm investigating sex. 1311 00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:10,710 Who can say what's normal? 1312 00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:13,650 I mean, 70% of American 1313 00:59:13,680 --> 00:59:15,680 What's wrong with girls 1314 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,350 as much as guys do? 1315 00:59:17,380 --> 00:59:20,050 I mean, I'm not... 1316 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:22,120 Well, that's good. 1317 00:59:22,150 --> 00:59:23,660 But... 1318 00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:26,790 I wish I knew 1319 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,360 to make me climax. 1320 00:59:29,390 --> 00:59:31,860 Like, how does that happen? 1321 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:35,800 How do you think 1322 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,140 It seems like you... 1323 00:59:38,170 --> 00:59:39,670 I don't know. 1324 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,670 Is the guy supposed to-- 1325 00:59:41,710 --> 00:59:43,240 You tell him your needs, 1326 00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:44,880 and he does stuff to you. 1327 00:59:44,910 --> 00:59:47,650 Is it, uh, possible 1328 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:53,390 that Stream is being 1329 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,590 Passive? Stream? 1330 01:00:01,730 --> 01:00:02,900 [Stream] 1331 01:00:02,930 --> 01:00:04,300 I thought she was 1332 01:00:04,330 --> 01:00:06,330 [Jenny] 1333 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:07,400 Need I say more? 1334 01:00:07,430 --> 01:00:11,040 She's in the land 1335 01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:13,640 I can't even get her 1336 01:00:13,670 --> 01:00:15,340 Never mind. 1337 01:00:15,370 --> 01:00:16,880 Let's read yours. 1338 01:00:16,910 --> 01:00:18,410 Okay. 1339 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,080 "Young, sexy 1340 01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:24,650 "actively seeks 1341 01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:26,650 "for active mutual 1342 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,420 Over 21 1343 01:00:28,450 --> 01:00:31,160 Yawn. Where are you gonna 1344 01:00:31,190 --> 01:00:33,060 Yeah, actually. 1345 01:00:33,090 --> 01:00:34,990 Well, 1346 01:00:35,030 --> 01:00:36,360 What 1347 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,900 I don't know. 1348 01:00:37,930 --> 01:00:40,030 Doesn't Town & Country 1349 01:00:40,070 --> 01:00:41,370 Town & Country? 1350 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:43,840 Jenny, you wrote... 1351 01:00:43,870 --> 01:00:47,010 "I like 1352 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:48,940 "Will you poke me 1353 01:00:48,970 --> 01:00:50,740 "To hell 1354 01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,440 I want 1355 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:54,280 Perfect. I love it. 1356 01:00:54,310 --> 01:00:55,720 I don't know, Jen. 1357 01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:58,350 The shrink said to be 1358 01:00:58,380 --> 01:01:00,290 Scream, cream? 1359 01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:02,320 What could be more active? 1360 01:01:04,890 --> 01:01:07,030 All right, we cannot sit 1361 01:01:07,060 --> 01:01:10,060 Yeah, but I want 1362 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,230 Okay, you can sit there. 1363 01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,790 Is that a baseball cap? 1364 01:01:36,820 --> 01:01:38,820 Is that a head 1365 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,030 Hi. 1366 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:42,960 So, uh... 1367 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,230 So where do you 1368 01:01:45,260 --> 01:01:46,230 NYU. 1369 01:01:46,270 --> 01:01:47,470 Oh, great. 1370 01:01:47,500 --> 01:01:49,270 So what are your 1371 01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:50,470 Oh, you know, 1372 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,870 "The prostitute 1373 01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:54,040 type of thing. 1374 01:01:54,070 --> 01:01:55,370 Whoa. 1375 01:01:55,410 --> 01:01:58,510 So you ready 1376 01:01:58,540 --> 01:02:00,910 mutual exploration, 1377 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:03,750 Sure. 1378 01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:05,080 Cool. 1379 01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:08,820 All right. 1380 01:02:09,820 --> 01:02:11,060 Let's get out of here. 1381 01:03:12,620 --> 01:03:13,950 Excuse me. 1382 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:17,160 Meatman 703? 1383 01:03:17,190 --> 01:03:20,430 You know, hung like a horse, 1384 01:03:20,460 --> 01:03:22,260 Uh... 1385 01:03:22,290 --> 01:03:23,260 no. 1386 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:24,430 No. 1387 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:40,050 [speed dialing] 1388 01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:41,950 Hi. This is 1389 01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,480 Can I have Wahid 1390 01:03:50,890 --> 01:03:52,060 Wahid. 1391 01:03:52,090 --> 01:03:54,290 Traffic is bad, ma'am. 1392 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:57,100 Could you pull over, 1393 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:04,570 Do you think I'm skinny? 1394 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,970 Ma'am? 1395 01:04:08,210 --> 01:04:09,940 Do you think I'm skinny? 1396 01:04:09,980 --> 01:04:13,350 I mean, skinny enough 1397 01:04:15,410 --> 01:04:17,880 You look too skinny 1398 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,550 Thank you. 1399 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,370 * I wanna be Mr. Rodeo 1400 01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:35,200 [Stream] 1401 01:04:35,230 --> 01:04:39,570 You know, your message 1402 01:04:39,600 --> 01:04:41,640 You want to have 1403 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:42,910 Exactly. 1404 01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,180 Concentrate-- 1405 01:04:44,210 --> 01:04:46,880 Concentrate 1406 01:04:48,410 --> 01:04:50,050 But-- 1407 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:51,980 You know what? 1408 01:04:52,020 --> 01:04:54,120 That's funny. 1409 01:04:54,150 --> 01:04:57,490 You're in the right 1410 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,320 I guess you don't 1411 01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,960 I have a better idea. 1412 01:05:00,990 --> 01:05:02,390 Wait, wait, wait. 1413 01:05:02,430 --> 01:05:06,670 * I wanna be fucking 1414 01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,030 Sorry it didn't work out. 1415 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,400 That usually does 1416 01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:11,640 Oh, it's not 1417 01:05:11,670 --> 01:05:16,580 Maybe I wasn't 1418 01:05:16,610 --> 01:05:17,940 Well... 1419 01:05:27,690 --> 01:05:30,290 Are you aware 1420 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,290 I-- I had cab trouble. 1421 01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,460 I've been trying 1422 01:05:34,490 --> 01:05:36,160 but who knows 1423 01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,460 I don't even want to know. 1424 01:05:38,500 --> 01:05:40,470 Where have you been, 1425 01:05:40,500 --> 01:05:43,570 Maybe if you had a clue, 1426 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,140 What the hell 1427 01:05:45,170 --> 01:05:47,410 You're so obsessed 1428 01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:50,040 but you're not 1429 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,210 I am so in touch. 1430 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,710 I'm in touch with both-- 1431 01:05:53,750 --> 01:05:55,280 I'm totally in touch. 1432 01:05:55,310 --> 01:05:56,680 No, you're not. 1433 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,080 with your so-called 1434 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:00,990 Is that just a way 1435 01:06:01,020 --> 01:06:03,060 you have a life 1436 01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,120 That is so mean. 1437 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,760 I can't believe 1438 01:06:05,790 --> 01:06:10,200 Bartholomew has a highly 1439 01:06:10,230 --> 01:06:12,500 and he's totally 1440 01:06:12,530 --> 01:06:13,770 What work? You mean 1441 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:16,970 you took of me 1442 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,210 You're grounded! 1443 01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:21,240 [door slams] 1444 01:06:21,270 --> 01:06:22,740 That's right! 1445 01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:26,180 I'm now totally 1446 01:06:26,210 --> 01:06:28,510 You are not going anywhere, 1447 01:06:28,550 --> 01:06:31,420 for any reason, 1448 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:46,100 Isn't this where 1449 01:06:46,130 --> 01:06:47,600 No, no. They, uh, 1450 01:06:47,630 --> 01:06:50,400 they moved that 1451 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,370 Nick Drake Fan Club's 1452 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:54,770 Oh. 1453 01:06:54,810 --> 01:06:57,680 Where are all 1454 01:06:59,110 --> 01:07:02,510 Too cool to be 1455 01:07:02,550 --> 01:07:04,050 I guess. 1456 01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,320 Hey, uh, my band's 1457 01:07:07,350 --> 01:07:09,090 at Venus Lounge. 1458 01:07:09,120 --> 01:07:10,360 You should come by. 1459 01:07:10,390 --> 01:07:12,490 Is that an invitation? 1460 01:07:14,630 --> 01:07:17,800 Shouldn't you address it 1461 01:07:22,500 --> 01:07:24,100 They can come, too. 1462 01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:26,440 * Bad leather 1463 01:07:26,470 --> 01:07:28,470 * Trend setter 1464 01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:30,580 * Bad leather 1465 01:07:30,610 --> 01:07:32,340 * Always... 1466 01:07:32,380 --> 01:07:34,680 [Man] 1467 01:07:34,710 --> 01:07:38,120 Ah, lovely, lovely. 1468 01:07:38,150 --> 01:07:39,720 Lovely. 1469 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:42,090 Show me 1470 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,260 Like this? 1471 01:07:43,290 --> 01:07:44,160 No, no, no, no, no. 1472 01:07:44,190 --> 01:07:45,860 I want you to imagine 1473 01:07:45,890 --> 01:07:47,090 as your 1474 01:07:47,130 --> 01:07:49,760 What? 1475 01:07:49,790 --> 01:07:52,230 More natural, something. 1476 01:07:52,260 --> 01:07:54,100 Modeling's acting. 1477 01:07:54,130 --> 01:07:56,740 More neck. 1478 01:07:56,770 --> 01:07:59,740 Look at me 1479 01:07:59,770 --> 01:08:01,810 What are you, 1480 01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:03,880 I have to be. 1481 01:08:03,910 --> 01:08:06,480 Can you get 1482 01:08:06,510 --> 01:08:08,510 Are you frightened? 1483 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:12,550 Good. 1484 01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:15,750 Fuck you. 1485 01:08:15,790 --> 01:08:19,260 Oh, I'd love to, but then 1486 01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:21,130 What's that about? 1487 01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:22,860 Of course, 1488 01:08:32,670 --> 01:08:34,410 [phone rings] 1489 01:08:35,910 --> 01:08:37,180 Hello. 1490 01:08:37,210 --> 01:08:39,340 It's for me. 1491 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:40,850 What? 1492 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,510 What credit card? 1493 01:08:42,550 --> 01:08:45,220 Dad, it-- 1494 01:08:45,250 --> 01:08:46,690 What's going on? 1495 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,490 I thought you weren't 1496 01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:49,920 All right. 1497 01:08:49,950 --> 01:08:52,160 Dad, I said I would 1498 01:08:52,190 --> 01:08:53,360 Now? 1499 01:08:53,390 --> 01:08:55,490 Oh, come on. 1500 01:08:55,530 --> 01:08:56,930 All right, fine. 1501 01:08:56,960 --> 01:08:59,230 Is he abusing you 1502 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,170 Look, I'm destroying it, 1503 01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,510 Look, Dad, I am 1504 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:10,180 Do you hear that? 1505 01:09:10,210 --> 01:09:13,910 What? What do you mean 1506 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:15,910 No, I can't get a scholarship! 1507 01:09:15,950 --> 01:09:18,520 Why are you torturing her? 1508 01:09:18,550 --> 01:09:21,890 If you can spend thousands 1509 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,560 then you can cough it up 1510 01:09:24,590 --> 01:09:25,960 Mom, please don't fight. 1511 01:09:25,990 --> 01:09:27,930 You need to get 1512 01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:30,530 You want her to have 1513 01:09:30,560 --> 01:09:32,930 and be in debt for 1514 01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:34,900 just so you can buy 1515 01:09:34,930 --> 01:09:35,900 Huh? 1516 01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,240 [click, dial tone] 1517 01:09:40,710 --> 01:09:42,810 * It's all right 1518 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:47,580 * If you don't 1519 01:09:50,780 --> 01:09:54,250 * Some things 1520 01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:59,220 * Aren't meant to be seen 1521 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:03,190 * If that sounds mean 1522 01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:07,900 * I'm thinkin' 'bout you 1523 01:10:07,930 --> 01:10:10,970 * 'Cause that's what I do 1524 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,240 * Don't worry for me 1525 01:10:14,270 --> 01:10:17,680 * I'm gonna 1526 01:10:17,710 --> 01:10:21,380 * I'm thinking of you 1527 01:10:21,410 --> 01:10:26,290 * And that's why 1528 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,990 * Sometimes I feel 1529 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:38,300 * Life is all in my head 1530 01:10:40,470 --> 01:10:42,730 * My eyes see it 1531 01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:45,370 * Passin' by 1532 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,540 * Well, then I-- 1533 01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:48,410 Nell, listen to me. Nell. 1534 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,280 Nell, hold on. Nell. 1535 01:10:52,740 --> 01:10:55,510 Nell, stick your finger 1536 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:57,780 Do it. I mean it. 1537 01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:00,450 I'm sneaking out 1538 01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:06,530 [Woman on TV] 1539 01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:08,730 are perfectly 1540 01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:12,430 his pure, naked emotion. 1541 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:16,770 It's as if she's floating 1542 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:20,370 her large breasts 1543 01:11:20,410 --> 01:11:23,010 in golden waves. 1544 01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:25,380 And then, on the right, 1545 01:11:25,410 --> 01:11:29,950 we have the angry 1546 01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:32,720 Good night. 1547 01:11:32,750 --> 01:11:33,850 Good night. 1548 01:11:33,890 --> 01:11:35,320 [Woman on TV] 1549 01:11:35,350 --> 01:11:38,660 which is like an angry, 1550 01:11:38,690 --> 01:11:41,630 This nun is so deep. 1551 01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:44,630 [coughing] 1552 01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:46,600 [Stream] 1553 01:11:46,630 --> 01:11:49,400 You're the one who knows 1554 01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,870 Yeah, but I can't stand 1555 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:53,000 [cough] 1556 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,540 Anyway, shouldn't we take her 1557 01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:55,970 to the hospital 1558 01:11:56,010 --> 01:11:58,080 No, my parents are gonna 1559 01:11:58,110 --> 01:11:59,380 They'll kill me. 1560 01:11:59,410 --> 01:12:00,950 I thought 1561 01:12:00,980 --> 01:12:02,710 Jen, can you be sensitive? 1562 01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:04,980 My life 1563 01:12:05,020 --> 01:12:06,080 What happened? 1564 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:08,650 I thought everything 1565 01:12:08,690 --> 01:12:10,920 [squawking] 1566 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,120 Like when? 1567 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,430 Like when you were 1568 01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,660 You said you got free 1569 01:12:16,700 --> 01:12:19,060 Nell, you're, 1570 01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:21,130 and so smart and... 1571 01:12:21,170 --> 01:12:22,670 and blasé. 1572 01:12:22,700 --> 01:12:24,870 Everyone wants 1573 01:12:24,900 --> 01:12:26,710 Nobody 1574 01:12:26,740 --> 01:12:27,710 [chattering] 1575 01:12:27,740 --> 01:12:28,910 Oh, Nelly. 1576 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:31,140 How many Prozacs 1577 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,610 I don't know. 1578 01:12:33,650 --> 01:12:34,710 Three? 1579 01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:38,150 I thought you took 1580 01:12:38,180 --> 01:12:40,150 That's all that was left. 1581 01:12:40,180 --> 01:12:41,690 Ahh... 1582 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:45,420 [cough cough] 1583 01:12:45,460 --> 01:12:47,160 I guess that's 1584 01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:48,630 Gross. 1585 01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:50,700 Uch, plus the bird 1586 01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:56,440 Get away from me, bunny. 1587 01:13:01,770 --> 01:13:04,740 Of course, I'm aware that you 1588 01:13:07,150 --> 01:13:08,750 But I want you to know 1589 01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:11,850 that I, uh, spent the whole 1590 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,920 and I, uh, I understand 1591 01:13:14,950 --> 01:13:16,690 that you-- 1592 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:20,690 about your father's 1593 01:13:20,730 --> 01:13:23,800 So I've decided to move 1594 01:13:23,830 --> 01:13:25,730 as a means of discipline. 1595 01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:26,770 [cough] 1596 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,100 I still feel that you have 1597 01:13:30,130 --> 01:13:33,710 but I-- 1598 01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:36,880 and hope that you 1599 01:13:36,910 --> 01:13:38,610 Thanks. 1600 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,410 You're welcome. 1601 01:13:49,220 --> 01:13:50,760 And now, 1602 01:13:50,790 --> 01:13:52,220 we're taking you 1603 01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:53,860 of high school rock 'n' roll. 1604 01:13:53,890 --> 01:13:55,030 Our first video comes 1605 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,460 from that New York City 1606 01:13:56,500 --> 01:13:57,460 called Oedipus Wreck. 1607 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,560 This sexy crew 1608 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,230 tonight at The Bank 1609 01:14:01,270 --> 01:14:05,170 in that big rotten apple, 1610 01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:07,040 Check it out. 1611 01:14:07,070 --> 01:14:09,170 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1612 01:14:09,210 --> 01:14:11,510 ** [soft rock] 1613 01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:23,520 What? 1614 01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:35,200 * The universe 1615 01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:39,870 * Not as much as you are 1616 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,610 * You wanted me 1617 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,650 * For good luck, yeah 1618 01:14:48,680 --> 01:14:51,120 * But I wanted 1619 01:14:51,150 --> 01:14:53,180 * For other reasons 1620 01:14:53,220 --> 01:14:58,160 * Sometimes you rush 1621 01:14:58,190 --> 01:15:00,790 * You are of water 1622 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:05,600 * Runnin' down the stream 1623 01:15:06,930 --> 01:15:11,770 * Runnin' down the stream 1624 01:15:14,110 --> 01:15:16,580 * Runnin' down the stream 1625 01:15:18,940 --> 01:15:22,710 * You wanted me 1626 01:15:22,750 --> 01:15:25,980 * For good luck, yeah 1627 01:15:29,190 --> 01:15:31,090 I don't know 1628 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,320 I just tried 1629 01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:33,960 I'm not ready 1630 01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:35,130 Oh, come on, Nell. 1631 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,560 Aren't you curious 1632 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:38,000 We could care less 1633 01:15:38,030 --> 01:15:39,330 We think 1634 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:41,270 But we understand 1635 01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:43,670 to find out if he's 1636 01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:47,640 since he was such 1637 01:15:47,670 --> 01:15:49,310 I thought he was 1638 01:15:49,340 --> 01:15:52,310 You know, I've got 1639 01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,910 I might kinda like him. 1640 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,650 So? Like 1641 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,620 I'm starting 1642 01:15:58,650 --> 01:15:59,650 Come on. 1643 01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:02,590 Three of us. 1644 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,790 [cheering] 1645 01:16:06,830 --> 01:16:08,330 Thank you. Thanks. 1646 01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,730 Thank you. Raahr. 1647 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,730 He looks really good. 1648 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:14,200 Yeah, if you like grease. 1649 01:16:14,230 --> 01:16:16,100 That boy needs 1650 01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:18,000 So, uh... 1651 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,240 I, uh, I know this girl. 1652 01:16:20,270 --> 01:16:21,840 [whistles, cheers] 1653 01:16:21,870 --> 01:16:23,270 [Audience member] 1654 01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:26,380 We, uh, we had all this... 1655 01:16:26,410 --> 01:16:27,910 chemistry. 1656 01:16:27,950 --> 01:16:30,820 Yeah! 1657 01:16:33,850 --> 01:16:35,250 But she's too hung up 1658 01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:36,690 on what other people think 1659 01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:39,120 to really...rock. 1660 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:41,330 [cheering] 1661 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,770 I wrote this song when I 1662 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:52,600 All right, man! 1663 01:16:54,210 --> 01:16:56,840 * I know I'd love you 1664 01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:00,380 * If you give me the chance 1665 01:17:00,410 --> 01:17:03,680 * I'll make you 1666 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:05,680 * I'll make you 1667 01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:10,290 * 'Cause I know 1668 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:16,660 * I know how to love 1669 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,300 Do you think-- 1670 01:17:18,330 --> 01:17:21,170 Who do you think 1671 01:17:21,200 --> 01:17:24,370 * You know our love is hot 1672 01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:26,670 * You'll ovulate 1673 01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:28,070 I bet you 1674 01:17:28,110 --> 01:17:31,410 with that "ovulating 1675 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,010 [Stream] 1676 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:34,750 [Jenny] 1677 01:17:34,780 --> 01:17:36,010 Why do you say that? 1678 01:17:36,050 --> 01:17:37,680 I heard 1679 01:17:39,220 --> 01:17:42,250 * Take it off 1680 01:17:42,290 --> 01:17:45,190 * Do it now 1681 01:17:45,220 --> 01:17:47,090 * Gonna make you quiver 1682 01:17:47,130 --> 01:17:50,430 * Make you scream 1683 01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:54,030 * So put away 1684 01:17:54,070 --> 01:17:56,900 * Start your engine 1685 01:17:56,940 --> 01:17:59,900 * Start your engine 1686 01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:02,470 * I know I'd love you 1687 01:18:02,510 --> 01:18:06,040 * If you'd give me 1688 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:09,210 * I'll make you 1689 01:18:09,250 --> 01:18:11,380 * I'll make you 1690 01:18:11,420 --> 01:18:16,090 * 'Cause I know 1691 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:22,290 * I know how to love 1692 01:18:22,330 --> 01:18:25,330 * And I'm in no hurry 1693 01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,870 [cheering] 1694 01:18:41,180 --> 01:18:43,450 Well, what's the deal 1695 01:18:43,480 --> 01:18:46,790 Are you sure 1696 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,290 I don't know. 1697 01:18:48,320 --> 01:18:50,760 They do look 1698 01:18:50,790 --> 01:18:54,090 Whatever. All those 1699 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,490 Maybe she's bi. 1700 01:18:55,530 --> 01:18:57,330 What do you care 1701 01:18:58,930 --> 01:19:01,530 Look, whatever. Can we 1702 01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,400 I'm gonna die of boredom. 1703 01:19:03,430 --> 01:19:04,770 Hey, where's Nell? 1704 01:19:07,440 --> 01:19:09,310 [Jenny] 1705 01:19:09,340 --> 01:19:10,980 I told you 1706 01:19:11,010 --> 01:19:14,780 Well, I didn't say you could 1707 01:19:14,810 --> 01:19:16,850 Yes. Now, please. 1708 01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,780 Let's wait for the band 1709 01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:19,850 I can't wait any longer. 1710 01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:21,550 If I don't go home now, 1711 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:22,990 Well, they're 1712 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:24,860 and besides, we can't 1713 01:19:24,890 --> 01:19:26,990 What if she tries 1714 01:19:27,030 --> 01:19:28,790 She's all out of Prozac. 1715 01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:31,530 What's she gonna do, 1716 01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,530 [car horn honks] 1717 01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:33,970 Look, that's my car, 1718 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,300 Let's just go. 1719 01:19:42,910 --> 01:19:44,510 Excuse me. 1720 01:19:44,540 --> 01:19:46,280 Yeah? 1721 01:19:46,310 --> 01:19:48,450 You guys were 1722 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:54,220 * Are you so 1723 01:19:54,250 --> 01:19:55,590 Are you really a lesbian? 1724 01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,860 Wow. That's a weird way 1725 01:19:58,890 --> 01:20:00,520 I'm sorry. 1726 01:20:02,330 --> 01:20:04,000 I'm such a freak. 1727 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,030 No, it's okay. 1728 01:20:07,070 --> 01:20:08,570 Yeah, I'm out. 1729 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:12,870 Are you? 1730 01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,170 Me? 1731 01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:16,880 No. 1732 01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:20,010 * Who's 1733 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:24,020 * Tell me, tell me, 1734 01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:27,450 I don't know why I wanted 1735 01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:31,060 I just feel trapped 1736 01:20:31,090 --> 01:20:33,320 Sounds like you're 1737 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,930 Yeah, I just feel 1738 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,930 A freak from the inside 1739 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:42,270 Inside. Outside, 1740 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:45,540 So...what do you think 1741 01:20:47,370 --> 01:20:48,870 I don't know. 1742 01:20:50,310 --> 01:20:51,640 Well... 1743 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:54,280 I'm sure you will someday. 1744 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,220 It's pretty late. 1745 01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,980 I mean early. 1746 01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:01,020 [chuckle] 1747 01:21:02,050 --> 01:21:03,890 I think I should 1748 01:21:05,390 --> 01:21:07,360 Wait. 1749 01:21:07,390 --> 01:21:12,930 * Engaged by your 1750 01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:17,070 * Time for some mental 1751 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:45,400 Oh, my God. 1752 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,970 A breakthrough. 1753 01:22:01,510 --> 01:22:03,580 Thank you guys 1754 01:22:03,610 --> 01:22:06,550 I have a pretty serious 1755 01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:07,690 I had an orgasm. 1756 01:22:07,720 --> 01:22:08,490 What? 1757 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:11,090 You're lying. 1758 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,690 You were the laziest one 1759 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:13,960 How did you do it? 1760 01:22:13,990 --> 01:22:15,690 Who is it, Nell? 1761 01:22:15,730 --> 01:22:19,030 Well... 1762 01:22:19,060 --> 01:22:22,030 it's the drummer 1763 01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:25,140 The drummer? 1764 01:22:25,170 --> 01:22:27,370 You mean she's not 1765 01:22:27,410 --> 01:22:28,670 Nope. 1766 01:22:28,710 --> 01:22:30,040 The dyke? 1767 01:22:30,070 --> 01:22:32,140 Fantastic! 1768 01:22:32,180 --> 01:22:33,610 Her name is Liza, 1769 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,980 and you know what, Stream? 1770 01:22:36,010 --> 01:22:40,280 Like has everything 1771 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:43,290 I knew it. 1772 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:46,190 At least it's totally 1773 01:22:46,220 --> 01:22:48,690 I mean...you never know. 1774 01:22:48,730 --> 01:22:51,060 You could get 1775 01:22:51,100 --> 01:22:52,760 Shut up, Jen. 1776 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,070 I think it's great, 1777 01:22:55,100 --> 01:22:59,040 Congratulations. 1778 01:22:59,070 --> 01:23:02,340 [laughter] 1779 01:23:33,570 --> 01:23:36,670 Hey, Stream, 1780 01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:40,310 Papaya gingko 1781 01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:42,210 How does it feel? 1782 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:44,220 Huh? 1783 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,820 Energizing. 1784 01:23:46,850 --> 01:23:48,090 It is, right? 1785 01:23:48,120 --> 01:23:51,720 God, I'm gifted 1786 01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:53,090 You know, honey, 1787 01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:55,160 now that I've 1788 01:23:55,190 --> 01:23:56,730 from Dick and Judy's, 1789 01:23:56,760 --> 01:23:58,830 I realize how 1790 01:23:58,860 --> 01:24:02,170 It's really blocking 1791 01:24:02,200 --> 01:24:04,100 I'm a born 1792 01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,440 Who was I trying to kid 1793 01:24:06,470 --> 01:24:08,540 A lot of your photos 1794 01:24:08,570 --> 01:24:11,710 Thanks, but, you know, 1795 01:24:11,740 --> 01:24:13,840 I mean, the minute 1796 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:15,650 as a professional 1797 01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:18,450 I get so-- I get so, 1798 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,090 I can't 1799 01:24:21,120 --> 01:24:23,820 Mom, you are 1800 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:25,590 Well, it's about time. 1801 01:24:25,620 --> 01:24:27,790 You know, I've been 1802 01:24:27,830 --> 01:24:29,390 with my own stuff, 1803 01:24:29,430 --> 01:24:33,230 I haven't really... 1804 01:24:33,260 --> 01:24:35,630 what you 1805 01:24:35,670 --> 01:24:37,800 and, you know, 1806 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:39,800 I'm really sorry. 1807 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:41,670 And now... 1808 01:24:44,180 --> 01:24:46,140 Harvard. 1809 01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:47,280 Harvard Schmarvard. 1810 01:24:48,450 --> 01:24:50,510 This time, I'm not 1811 01:24:50,550 --> 01:24:53,180 You know I love you, 1812 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:07,400 I can't believe it! 1813 01:25:07,430 --> 01:25:10,630 I just can't believe 1814 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:12,200 It's a nightmare! 1815 01:25:12,240 --> 01:25:13,170 You're 1816 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,510 It's really 1817 01:25:14,540 --> 01:25:15,710 Poughkeepsie's 1818 01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:16,770 Oh, come on! 1819 01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:18,840 Thank you, Daddy. 1820 01:25:18,880 --> 01:25:21,210 It was really 1821 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:23,550 but he finally 1822 01:25:23,580 --> 01:25:25,220 Stream, you? 1823 01:25:25,250 --> 01:25:26,720 Yes, I got in, 1824 01:25:26,750 --> 01:25:29,490 and my mom finally released 1825 01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:31,920 so now she's sure 1826 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:34,260 That's so good. 1827 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:40,460 You know, he got 1828 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,330 So he'll either 1829 01:25:43,370 --> 01:25:45,200 Oh, not mine. 1830 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:46,700 What? 1831 01:25:46,740 --> 01:25:48,170 After all that work? 1832 01:25:48,210 --> 01:25:49,940 Oh, God, Nell, 1833 01:25:49,970 --> 01:25:51,540 They're gonna 1834 01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:53,210 I'm not 1835 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:54,450 that feels wrong 1836 01:25:54,480 --> 01:25:56,410 Maybe I'll join 1837 01:25:56,450 --> 01:25:57,880 and go to school 1838 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,480 Or maybe I won't. 1839 01:26:00,520 --> 01:26:02,650 Peace Corps. Hmm. 1840 01:26:02,690 --> 01:26:03,820 That's awesome, Nell. 1841 01:26:03,850 --> 01:26:05,220 Thanks. 1842 01:26:08,430 --> 01:26:09,860 Go get him. 1843 01:26:20,270 --> 01:26:22,640 Congratulations, 1844 01:26:22,670 --> 01:26:27,210 Thanks. Uh, 1845 01:26:27,250 --> 01:26:28,710 Stream Hodsell. 1846 01:26:32,250 --> 01:26:33,550 Will you go out with me? 1847 01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:35,250 I thought 1848 01:26:35,290 --> 01:26:39,490 You are. I-- I just haven't 1849 01:26:41,960 --> 01:26:45,300 I understand 1850 01:26:45,330 --> 01:26:47,970 I was really, um... 1851 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,870 I just wanted you to know 1852 01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:51,670 that I think 1853 01:26:51,700 --> 01:26:54,670 and I'm sorry 1854 01:26:55,910 --> 01:26:57,440 I'll go out with you. 1855 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:59,710 You will? 1856 01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:01,910 You want some time 1857 01:27:01,950 --> 01:27:05,650 No. I don't need time 1858 01:27:16,460 --> 01:27:19,900 I mean, is commitment 1859 01:27:53,830 --> 01:27:55,070 So how come 1860 01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:56,530 that night 1861 01:27:58,370 --> 01:27:59,870 I was nervous. 1862 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:01,440 Really? 1863 01:28:01,470 --> 01:28:03,670 But you're a rocker. 1864 01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:06,440 Well, I don't-- 1865 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:08,810 I don't kiss people 1866 01:28:08,850 --> 01:28:11,750 Oh. Well, 1867 01:28:17,490 --> 01:28:19,020 Listen. 1868 01:28:19,060 --> 01:28:23,090 I've got some things 1869 01:28:23,130 --> 01:28:25,030 Okay. 1870 01:28:25,060 --> 01:28:28,400 I've got some things 1871 01:28:30,870 --> 01:28:32,540 Me first. 1872 01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:49,650 Mmm... 1873 01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:56,520 Ohh... 1874 01:30:00,620 --> 01:30:02,090 Ahh... 1875 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:35,000 Closed-Captioned By 97704

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