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Here you go, Hazelnut.
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Thanks, Grampy.
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Maple syrup?Flying in.
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Oh. Jam?
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Flying in.
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You sure you don't want
a waffle?
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No, thank you.
I'm having some mushed banana.
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Oh, I used to eat that.
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Really?
Yeah.
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When I was four weeks old.
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Burn.
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Your wisdom teeth
still bothering you?
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A little.
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[groans softly]
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Want me to chew this up
and spit it in your mouth
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like a baby bird?
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You need to go to the dentist
and get those things pulled.
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Oh, can I have your teeth?
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Why?For the tooth fairy.
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Okay. What is she talking about?
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When a kid loses their tooth,
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they put it under their pillow
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and the tooth fairy
leaves them money.
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And you believe this is real?
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I believe money's real.
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Wait a minute, you've been
playing us this whole time?
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I'm not playing anyone.
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I'm just a wittle girl
who wants a PS5.
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♪
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♪ Oh!
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Why does the dentist
need to know
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if my mother has
a history of heart disease?
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I don't think she does,
but now I'm worried about it.
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Just put "no."
Mm.
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Have I ever had
an adverse reaction
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to a medical procedure?
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Yeah, when you get the bill.
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[laughs]
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Uh, that's solid,
you can use it.
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What are you in for?
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Cleaning.
Nice.
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I've never had a cavity.
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Okay.
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Not a brag, just the truth.
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Thank you again for
driving me, Mr. Art,
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but I could've
done it myself.
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Oh, no.
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With the drugs you'll be on,
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you could get in the wrong cab
and wake up on a park bench
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missing a kidney.
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That happens?
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Heard it on a podcast.
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Pretty gruesome stuff.
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[chuckles]
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I can't feel any of this.
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It feels like
someone else's face.
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It's yours.
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No, no, touch it.
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See? It's weird.
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Yeah, it was weird in
the parking lot, it's weird now.
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We have to make one stop.
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Riley wants me
to pick up beer.
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Oh, yes.
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The prince needs his beer,
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and his butler will
get it for him.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Eh, he treats you more like
a servant than a father.
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But don't blame yourself,
it's your fault.
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Wait, how's it my fault?
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You have no authority
in your home
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because you allow your children
to walk all over you.
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You saying I'm a bad father?
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Yes, exactly, thank you.
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You are a bad father.
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I couldn't remember the word.
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They don't walk all over me.
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Who?My kids.
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Oh, what about them?
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Never mind.
Mm.
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[rattling]
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Oh, my God,
there are teeth in my pocket.
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Am I the tooth fairy?
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[groans]
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Hey, sleepyhead.
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How do you feel?
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Back to 100%.
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Here.
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Just wondering,
what'd you say to my dad?
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What are you talking about?
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He's mad about something.
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Really?
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Said he wished the doctor sewed
your mouth shut.
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Things do get a little hazy
after the waiting room.
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You don't remember?
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No.
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Which is odd, because I have
a very strong brain
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thanks to the almonds
my mother gave me every morning.
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Baby boy had his first blackout.
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I can't believe
I missed it.
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I'd say tell me everything,
but...
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What happens in a blackout?
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In my experience,
you have a few beers,
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then you blink
and it's the next day,
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and people are mad
and you might have a new tattoo.
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And you get a text
from a strange number
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that just says, "Thanks."
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[sighs] God knows what I might
have said to your father.
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How am I going to show
my face to him?
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Well, be a man.
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Go face the music while I watch
from a safe distance.
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[Al groans quietly]
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Hello.
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Uh, what are you doing?
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Baking a cake.
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Good one.
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I'm gonna have
some applesauce.
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My gums are a little sore.
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Probably from all the flapping
they were doing.
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You know what's so funny?
[chuckles softly]
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I don't remember
anything we talked about.
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You done with this?
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Yes, I am quite full.
Thank you.
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You don't remember
what you said?
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No, I do not.
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Let me give you the highlights.
You called me a bad father.
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[whistles]
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That must be a mistake.
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Well, it isn't.
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And you said I let my kids walk
all over me.
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I-I would never say
anything like that.Well, you did.
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Then there's no way
I meant it, Mr. Art.
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Oh, you meant it.
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You got a hit
of truth serum in you,
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and you said
exactly what you think.
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Mr. Art, I-I am
so mortified.
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I have nothing but
the utmost respect for you,
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and I would never...Save it.
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This whole "respect your elders"
song and dance,
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I'm not buying it.
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Why are you smiling?
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Sorry.
I'm just happy it's not me.
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[groans]
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Hey.
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Hello, Hazel.
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You got those teeth for me?
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Oh, right.
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I need 'em by lights out.
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What you doing?
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Hiding.
Been there.
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Know what's
a great hiding spot? Ooh.
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Where?
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Let's just say,
there's a bag of Oreos
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and a juice box
under the bathroom sink.
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Hmm.
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I don't think
I can fit in there.
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Bummer.
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Well, when
my report card comes,
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you know where to find me.
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Why don't you take
a painkiller?
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No, I deserve this pain.
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[scoffs] Don't feel bad.
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Pissing off Dad is
a rite of passage.
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You're a Dugan now.
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Yeah.
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When it happens to me, I just
wait for Riley to screw up
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and take the heat.
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Oh, I want a brother.
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Dinner is served.
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Ribs and corn on the cob?
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He just had dental surgery.
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It's okay,
I can lick it.
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This is great, Grampy.
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Mm-hmm.Thank you.
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I enjoyed buying,
cooking it and serving it,
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because I'm basically
just a butler around here.
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[sighs]
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Mr. Art, I-I...
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I think this whole thing is
a misunderstanding.
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Mm-hmm.You are not a bad father.
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You're just an American father,
raising American children
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in a permissive Western culture.
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Permissive, huh?
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Yes, and i-it is just different
than what I am used to,
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because we are taught
to serve and respect elders
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without question.
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Oh, I see, so it's not me
you disapprove of,
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it's my culture.
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You know what
I do not disapprove of?
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These ribs.
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Maybe I don't want my kids
to be afraid of me.
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I think it's good that we all
say whatever we think.
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Sort of like you
on the goofy juice.
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Dad.
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I mean, you're living
in my house,
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criticizing my country,
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coming from a place
where they-they send kids
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to work when they're eight.
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Those parents are desperate.
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That is what 40 years of war
does to a country.
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Oh, I suppose that's
America's fault, too?
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Don't answer that.
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No, I want to hear it.
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I want to hear
the actual truth
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out of this guy for once.
Sorry, twice.
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Fine. Yes.
It is America's fault.
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And China, Pakistan,
Iran, Russia
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for using my country
as a game board.
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Excuse me.
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How can you talk to him
like that?
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Oh, sure, point out
all my faults.
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I'll start:
I have a bad temper.
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You're embarrassing yourself.
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See ya.
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I don't think I was supposed
to hear any of that.
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What are you doing?
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Unburdening your father.
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Man, you know he didn't mean it.
218
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The worst insult
to an Afghan man
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is to invite him to your house
220
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and then tell him
he is a burden.
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Thought the worst insult was
calling someone a pimp.
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It is.
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And a dog.
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We have more than one insult.
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It's a rich culture.
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I can't stay here.
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Okay.
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What are you doing?
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I'm coming with you.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
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Why not?
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Because if it is a choice
between me and your family,
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you should always choose
your family.
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You are family.
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Besides, I'm older than you,
so you have to do as I say.
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Mm, we don't know for sure
that you're older
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because I don't know
my birthday.
238
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Well, you look like
a 12-year-old
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who had a growth spurt
over the summer.
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And you look like Superman
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if his special power was
drinking too much.
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Wow.
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Your culture is good at insults.
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ANNOUNCER [on TV]:
But thermal expansion
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is not just affecting humans...
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What you watching?
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Documentary
about climate change.
248
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Can't find the remote?
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Nope.
250
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Mind if I join you?
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Sure.
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It's a free country,
unlike Afghanistan.
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Oh, good, you've moved on.
254
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I mean, the guy tells me
how to be a parent.
255
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He doesn't even have kids.
256
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You're not a quarterback,
257
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but you're always yelling
at the TV, "Throw it."
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Well, Baker Mayfield doesn't
live with me.
259
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And if he did, I'd show him
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how to beat
the freaking Steelers.
261
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Ugh. Climate change.
262
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Want to watch?
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00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,187
Oh, no, I get it.
We're doomed.
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Yeah, sorry, kiddo.
265
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Add it to the list
of things I screwed up.
266
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,540
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for Mom
outside.
267
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,768
Are you sure we don't
want to go to a motel?[scoffs]
268
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:24,205
Wow, I remember when
you could lean against a rock
269
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,772
and sleep standing up.
270
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,251
Now you want to hang out
in a motel
271
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644
like The Great Gatsby.
272
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,298
There is no way
you read that book.
273
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,778
They made it into a book?
274
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,607
Come on, man, we finally get
to use our sweet gear.
275
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,131
We got headlamps, camp stove.
276
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,742
Oh, bro, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.
277
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571
It's a cup.
Where'd it go?
278
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,355
Oh, there it is again.
279
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,966
You cannot do that in a motel.
280
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,359
You absolutely could.
281
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,535
You and I have had fun
roughing it
282
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,407
in way worse places than this.
283
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,148
True.
284
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,845
And if it gets cold,
we can always build a sandali.
285
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,891
That's the spirit.
286
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,763
What's a sandali?
287
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,548
Oh, you put a pot of hot coal
under a low table
288
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,942
and cover it with a blanket,
then you get under the blanket.
289
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,683
It is the warmest thing
in the world.
290
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,903
How do you not die
of carbon monoxide poisoning?
291
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,862
Sometimes you do,
but it is a very cozy way to go.
292
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,605
You guys are running
away from home?
293
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,737
Are you ten?
294
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,216
How did you find us?
295
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,002
With my eyeballs,
you're across the street.
296
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,831
I can't live
in your father's house anymore.
297
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,007
So you decided
to build a fort?
298
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,401
Should I even be here?
Are girls allowed?
299
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,926
This is a serious thing.
300
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,102
He insulted Al and his country.
301
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,103
LIZZIE:Look,
302
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,322
what Dad said is not cool,
303
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,934
but he is a very stubborn man,
and if you don't apologize,
304
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,631
we're gonna have
another Uncle Charlie.
305
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,198
Uncle Charlie?
306
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,287
Dad and his brother had a fight
15 years ago,
307
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,767
and they haven't spoken since.
308
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,246
Oh, what was the fight about?
309
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,857
How to pronounce "wheelbarrow."
310
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,597
Isn't it "wheelbarrel"?
311
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,078
That's how it started.
312
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,037
Just come in the house.
313
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,344
Send Dad out here to apologize
and we'll come in.
314
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,433
And give him his remote.
315
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,000
[gasps]
316
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:07,090
Al, aren't you
the reasonable one?
317
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,788
Mr. Art doesn't want me there.
318
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,833
[scoffs] He doesn't want
any of us there. No.
319
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,402
His respect for me
has collapsed like a cup.
320
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,839
[groans]
321
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,798
I wish I lived with girls.
322
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,980
So, you're sure you don't
want to do a motel?
323
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,857
What are you doing out here?
324
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,685
Your brother's a piece of work.
325
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,948
Oh, drinking.
326
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,386
He sided with Al instead of
his own father.
327
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,911
Maybe I did screw him up.
328
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,435
Al's wrong.
329
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,915
Is he?
330
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,699
Ain't been wrong
about nothing yet.
331
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,353
Kid's a damn genius.
332
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659
Come on, nobody walks
all over you.
333
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,531
You're a total hard-ass.
334
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,141
In high school, I hated you.
335
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,840
Eh, you're just saying
what I want to hear.
336
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,235
Come on, you're a great dad.
337
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,542
No, I failed you.
338
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,372
I'm the reason you are...
339
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,678
how you are.
340
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,116
I like who I am.
341
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,508
No, you don't.
342
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,336
Look at that hair.
343
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,730
Am I talking to my daughter
or a damn peacock?
344
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168
Okay, I chose these colors
myself.
345
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,301
Stop rubbing it in.
346
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,832
This reminds me of
those nights on watch
347
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,095
where the choice was
talk to you or die of boredom.
348
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,967
[chuckles]
349
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,577
Yeah, remember that time
we spent the whole night
350
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,666
listing all the foods
we'd eaten?Oh, yes.
351
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,102
Apples, apricots...
352
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,887
Okay.
We don't have to do it again.
353
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,151
Do you think your father
will ever forgive me?
354
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,282
Forgive you?
355
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,849
He was a total ass.
356
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,198
Ah, don't say that
about him. It's true.
357
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,286
It doesn't matter.
358
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,809
So, seriously, you think just
359
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,767
'cause he's the oldest person
in our house
360
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,247
he can never be wrong?
361
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,726
Well, even if he is,
you don't bring it up.
362
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,251
That makes no sense to me.
363
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,905
When you were in the Marines,
364
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,558
did you ever tell
a general he was wrong?
365
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,169
Once.
366
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,693
I politely noted we were driving
in the wrong direction.
367
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,173
Hmm. And what happened?
368
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,696
Uh, he couldn't hear me.
I said it really quietly.
369
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,393
[both chuckle]
370
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,703
You never had a fight
with your dad?
371
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,923
No, I-I would never.
372
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,839
But I was also very young
when he died.
373
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,713
That is why
this is so hard.
374
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,064
Mr. Art is the closest thing
to a father I have.
375
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,153
Ugh. You and me both.
376
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,155
[chuckles]
377
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,114
[sighs]
378
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,246
I feel awful
for driving a wedge
379
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,118
between a son
and his father. Oh, stop.
380
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,858
I never thought I would
become a home-wrecker.
381
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,165
Mm, home-wrecker means
something completely different.
382
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,515
Don't ask me how I know.
383
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,651
Bananas...
384
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218
blueberries...
385
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,654
RILEY:
Corn.
386
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,137
[indistinct chatter over TV]
387
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,312
[door opens]
388
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,357
Dad. Dad, wake up.
What? What?
389
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,924
Lizzie got in a car crash.What?
390
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,317
She's in the hospital.Is she okay?
391
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,101
I don't know. Come on.
392
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,538
Uh, Mr. Art,
I hope you can forgi--Not now.
393
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,504
I'll go back and find a nurse.
394
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,766
Okay.
395
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,724
Hello, anybody work here?
396
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,988
[siren blaring in distance]
397
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,177
Mr. Art, again,
I wanted to say-- Can we not?
398
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,832
I have to.
399
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,532
This is all my fault.
400
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,186
If I had never opened my mouth,
401
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,057
we would never have been
in a fight.
402
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,537
You would not be drinking.
403
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,539
She would not have left.
404
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,193
This all started with me.
405
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,108
Started long before
you showed up.
406
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,587
Oh, Mr. Art,
407
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,459
you could not be further away
from a bad father.
408
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,287
I said what I said
when I was on drugs.
409
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,984
Who cares?
410
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,725
It's the truth.
411
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:14,903
When Lizzie wanted to move
back home, I let her.
412
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,037
Maybe I should have
made her go to school.
413
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,214
And everything with Riley...
[scoffs]
414
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,216
I mean, I pushed him
into the Marines
415
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,566
since the day he was born.
416
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,569
He enlisted during a war,
and all I could think of was,
417
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,572
"Damn, that kid's brave."
418
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,532
I had no idea.
419
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,062
The years I spent with Riley,
420
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,761
I don't remember a single time
he blamed you for anything.
421
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,721
And when he talked about you,
422
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:54,421
he spoke with so much love
and respect.
423
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,513
I also feel that way about you.
424
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,300
I know.
425
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,825
She's okay.
426
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,089
Just dislocated her shoulder
and banged her head.
427
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,568
Oh, thank God.
428
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,441
You guys made up?
429
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,922
All right, then,
430
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,185
here's your remote.
431
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,622
Son of a bitch.
432
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:25,104
When you apologize to me,
you get the batteries.[chuckles]
433
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,108
You never take
a man's remote.
434
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,032
You in pain?
Yeah.
435
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,817
I was talking to her.
436
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,213
Two aspirin for you,
and two aspirin for you.
437
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,736
Thank you.
438
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,477
Hmm.
439
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,612
[groans] You know,
the second you feel better,
440
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,701
I'm-a yell at you
for being so stupid.
441
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,921
Cool.
442
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,575
I mean, texting and driving?
443
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,011
You said you were gonna wait.
444
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,447
Oh, I am.
445
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,668
Here you go, Dad.
Eat up.
446
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,713
Thanks, son.
447
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,589
Mom says it only works
with your own teeth.
448
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,206
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