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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the first-ever
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training camp
for our Las Vegas
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Fighting Fury!
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[cheering and applause]
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Okay.
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First day
of training camp, baby!
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Title or bust, dawg,
title or bust!
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- Oh! We gotta go!
- Yeah!
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[both moaning]
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You gotta moan quiet,
or your pilot is gonna hear you.
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No, Steadman is
paid not to hear.
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- [moaning]
- STEADMAN: Please fasten your seatbelts.
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Pookie Time is causing
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- Ahh, yeah, it's Pookie Time.
- major turbulence.
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[moaning fading]
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...I got your back, okay?
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And a Rolex because
I always make time for you,
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and a Pow-Pow-Power Bar
because I never
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- run out of energy.
- You could've just sent a courier.
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Save you money and me time.
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Personal touch,
new-school, see,
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that's how you become
old school.
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Or else you're gonna
flunk out of school.
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So deliver those gift bags
by the end of the day.
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All right, now get to it.
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Ooh, now,
where were we?
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We were talking about,
you know, this, about us.
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Oh, right, okay, look,
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Pookie, now I know
things have been
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a little off,
all right, but...
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- Yeah.
- This weekend, we gonna
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get back on track. Okay?
Kai is with your mom,
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so hopefully
she'll survive, all right?
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And then we can just--
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What is this?
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Divorce papers?
What, you leaving me?
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No. Y-Yes. I mean--
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You know what, look-- Tasha,
it's just not working out.
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No, no, no, you know what?
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You know how you get featured
in Mogul Magazine?
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By always staying
one step ahead.
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Winston and Lee?
Divorce lawyers?
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The best divorce lawyers.
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They separated Kanye
from his other personalities.
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[whistle blowing]
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Damn, this sun
ain't playing, man.
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Sweating like
a runaway slave, bro.
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Must've lost ten pounds.
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Ain't trying to get fined
for not making weight, so...
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- Oh, that's right.
- Excuse me.
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Hey, rookie,
this area right here,
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this is for the vets.
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Come on.
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What about Connor?
He's a rookie.
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Bro, Connor's a first-round
draft pick, man.
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- All right?
- He's still a rookie.
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I don't know
if you've been told.
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See that watering hole
back there?
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That watering hole is
for rookies who won't
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make it past
the first cut, a'ight?
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I'll holla at you.
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Anyway, bro,
you stay focused on your mind.
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So you've been thinking
about the same thing.
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Yeah, well, you know,
it's kind of
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where we are, right?
I mean, we both saw it coming.
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Yeah.
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Okay, look,
I don't accept this.
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Okay-- why don't we just
take the weekend
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and see how things work,
and then...
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- then we can decide.
- Weekend.
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- Then we decide.
- Good.
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'Cause judging
by that stationery,
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my attorneys would've kicked
the shit outta yours.
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- Right-- listen.
- Mm-hmm.
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But this weekend is for us.
Okay? Real talk, no work.
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Absolutely, okay?
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We might even be able to get
a little Pookie time
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- up in there.
- Mmm, say what?
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[phone ringing]
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Right after I get this.
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- [phone ringing]
- [laughing]
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[music]
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You know, you promised
when I made Raquel my house act
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that you were gonna pack
this club, but now,
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- that didn't happen.
- I-- I know, I just,
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I got sidetracked,
but don't worry because
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- I'm planning
something really big-- - Oh, no, it's all good.
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I just wanted you here
so I can fire you and Raquel
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- in person... Raquel?
- No-no-no, wait-wait-wait,
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- how am I gonna
explain that to Raquel? - I don't know,
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Brittany, how are--
Raquel, how can Brittany
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- explain this to you?
- Explain what?
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That we're having
a big 828 Style blowout
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- here at the club.
- Oh, that sounds fire, but listen,
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I gotta get ready
for the showcase.
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Thank you so much, Montana,
I appreciate it.
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If I pack this club up, can you
promise not to fire Raquel?
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Come on, Montana,
she really needs this gig.
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You pack it tonight,
or you and Raquel are done.
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[music]
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Yo, Coach.
Dawg, why aren't we using
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the indoor field?
You can have this heat.
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It's called adversity, right?
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- Brings the team together.
- Yeah, so do funerals.
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Okay? 'Cause we all
gonna drop dead if you
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- keep this shit up, dawg.
- We'll be fine.
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How the hell you know?
You ain't God.
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- On this field, I am.
- [blowing whistle]
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You know, we were a team.
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Now, I feel
like a... a shelf husband.
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You know, you take me down,
dust me off when you need me,
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and then you just put me back
when you don't.
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That is not fair, Pookie.
When we got married,
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we both said that we would
give each other permission
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- to pursue our careers.
- That was before
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your career swallowed
our entire life.
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And who is the awkward white boy
creeping up on you?
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Oh, hell no.
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That's that white whale from--
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Hey, Ms. Mack, your assistant
said you'd be here.
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- I've been calling.
- Do I look like I give a damn?
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Listen, I screwed up. Okay?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I screwed up.
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I want you to be my agent.
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Seems I'm not the only one
not listening.
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See, that's
what I love about you.
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You got the biggest set of balls
I've ever seen.
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No offense, sir.
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Oh, I know all about her balls.
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Avery J. just confirmed
for tonight!
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Shut up! Oh, my gosh,
that is so dope!
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Oh, my God,
I just caught nerves.
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- Oh, girl--
- Do you know how many careers
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she's launched
just by posting a song
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- on her SoundCloud?
- You know,
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if you really wanna
blow her away,
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you should do the set
at a packed house at 51.
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No, no, I'm trying
new personal material,
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and I just-- I want a chill vibe
for my showcase, you know?
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Yeah, no...
I get it.
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Like, I believe
in this so much...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...I, um, I pulled a Brit,
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and I sank
my entire savings into it.
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Wow, okay... okay.
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- What?
- Nothing, it's just, Montana's on my ass
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about packing
the club tonight.
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I get that, but I--
I'm doing this here tonight,
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and I really need you
by my side.
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Anyway, I'm in town,
my fiancée's with me.
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Meet her, and hell,
we can sign on.
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- "We"?
- Oh, yeah, I mean,
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she's my teammate,
we make...
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all our decisions together.
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- Yeah.
- [chuckling]
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Look, boy,
I did my dance,
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and you had
your chance, okay?
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And besides,
what I'm doing right here
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with my teammate is
way more important.
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- So you need to step off.
- Okay, babe...
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listen, are you sure?
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Pookie, you are my priority.
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If you don't
chase this wave,
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you might regret it,
and I don't want that...
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to affect this.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Yeah, give me
two Kobe steaks,
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four lobsters, and a bottle
of 2015 Opus One to go.
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Get a check
to the white boy.
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It-- yeah, it's okay.
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Brit, you know what?
I have an idea.
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Why don't you throw
an opening day
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of training camp bash?
Big sweaty dudes need
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a place to unwind after playing
with themselves all day.
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- Best friend.
- What?
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- That is genius.
- Really?
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Yes! Yes! I did it for Garret's
party, I can do it again.
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Yeah, just don't sell
Tasha's champagne.
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- That part.
- Yeah.
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You know what you should do.
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You should invite Garret
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to unwind
to the sweet sounds--
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--of Raquel Navarro.
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[British accent] You need
to mind your business, Brit.
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Thank you very much.
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- [music]
- Yo, I'm sweating,
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- and I'm in the damn pool.
- That's exactly
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why Lik needs to holler
at the colonel
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to get us
to practice indoors.
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Boy, you the players' rep.
Hell, you do it.
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Bro, you practically
the owner, man.
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The quarterback is supposed
to be the team leader.
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Are you a leader?
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I think he is leading.
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He asked the coach about it,
and the coach said no.
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- Now it's on his radar.
- Did y'all hear that?
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If it's not the sound
of a dead player walking.
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[all laughing]
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That "dead" shit
ain't funny, Taylor.
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Dawg, come on, man,
why don't y'all
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give the kid a break?
Why are y'all
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freezing this man out, huh?
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- 'Cause he about to be gone.
- Bingo.
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Player with that much baggage,
you know he won't last, Lee.
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Hey, I got five racks says
he's first cut.
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I'll put 2,000 on it myself.
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Now, come on,
not you too, Garret.
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- Come on, bro.
- It's a good bet. Four to one odds.
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Hot afternoon, gentlemen.
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Hey, hey.
Courtesy of Tasha Mack.
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Celebrating the opening
of training camp,
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and the party continues tonight
at Joint 51,
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so invite your crew,
because it's gonna be lit.
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Will Raquel be there tonight?
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Oh, she's having, like,
a little soiree at our place.
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You should...
you should stop by.
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She'd love to see you.
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Yeah, cool, I'll--
I'll try to make it.
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Uh...
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where's Mr. Jiggles?
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Probably around here somewhere
breaking a sweat.
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- Copy that.
- Yo, Lee,
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are you gonna talk
to the Colonel, man,
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- to get us indoors, what's up?
- Hell to the no.
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Yeah, hell, yeah,
I'll bend his rich-ass ear.
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You know me, dawg, come on.
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Hey.
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- Hey.
- I have something for you.
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- Oh, for me?
- Mm-hmm, this is from Tasha.
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And this is from me.
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[chuckling]
Wait, what is this?
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It's good luck.
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I made one for my dad
every season,
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and he'll get
a gold jacket one day, so...
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This is very nice.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Here, let me help you.
- Uh-- okay.
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Tighten it and...
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that looks really good on you.
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- Does it?
- New school!
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I told you to deliver
the packages, not inspect 'em.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, Ms. Tasha,
for the gift.
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Yeah, yeah.
244
00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,615
- What up, mom?
- Hey!
245
00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:35,443
Ooh, I didn't know
all this was going on.
246
00:09:35,486 --> 00:09:38,142
- What you doing here?
- Oh, I'm meeting Kincaid
247
00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:39,883
and his girl, mm-hmm.
248
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,581
I needed your palace
to seal the deal.
249
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,974
Pookie's already inside,
setting up.
250
00:09:44,018 --> 00:09:45,585
So you're still chasing
that punk-ass dude
251
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,412
after all the shit
he put you through--
252
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,370
- and I mean literally.
- I know.
253
00:09:49,413 --> 00:09:51,460
My Louboutins still
ain't been the same, okay?
254
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,375
But Big Country-- he came
crawling back to me, Malik.
255
00:09:54,418 --> 00:09:55,638
Okay, well,
I'm not sticking around
256
00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,030
to see you play yourself again.
257
00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:59,033
[scoffs]
258
00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,034
What have we here?
259
00:10:01,077 --> 00:10:04,908
That Tasha Mack
sure dills my pickle.
260
00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:06,649
Don't tell her I said that.
261
00:10:06,692 --> 00:10:09,565
- Said what, Colonel?
- Good girl.
262
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:11,480
Ms. Brittany, meet Ramon.
263
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,961
My entertainment director.
He handles all the music
264
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,658
in the stadium,
and he's a big-time influencer.
265
00:10:16,702 --> 00:10:18,442
Nice to meet you--
entertainment director?
266
00:10:18,486 --> 00:10:19,923
- Yeah.
- Yeah, my roommate, she's doing
267
00:10:19,966 --> 00:10:22,230
this cool living room
concert tonight.
268
00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,318
You should come, too.
Legit, she's the next J.Lo.
269
00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:25,841
Word-- yeah, it's been
a minute since I've been
270
00:10:25,885 --> 00:10:27,713
- to a living room set.
- I will drop you
271
00:10:27,756 --> 00:10:29,802
the address right now.
272
00:10:29,846 --> 00:10:31,892
- [laughing]
- KEITH: Wedding planning is in full swing.
273
00:10:31,934 --> 00:10:33,414
Actually,
after we're done here,
274
00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,721
we're off to Bridals by Lori.
Not a lot of bridal shops
275
00:10:35,764 --> 00:10:37,331
- in our neck of the woods.
- You know what?
276
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,681
Why don't we just
get this party started?
277
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:40,682
- All right.
- Hit it, Pookie!
278
00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,772
VOICE: And now,
the starting quarterback
279
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,513
for the University of Georgia.
He's the number one
280
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,601
overall draft pick for 2021
281
00:10:46,645 --> 00:10:48,517
and the next member
of the Billionaire Boys Club.
282
00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:50,649
Keith Kincaid!
283
00:10:50,692 --> 00:10:54,217
Yep, so, Keith, I see you
as more than a football player.
284
00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:56,177
I see you
as a billion dollar brand.
285
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,308
And so we're gonna hit up
all of the major markets.
286
00:10:58,352 --> 00:11:00,528
Soft drinks.
We got Kincaid-Aid.
287
00:11:00,572 --> 00:11:02,269
I tried it,
it's-- it's real good.
288
00:11:02,312 --> 00:11:04,184
Oh, well, I'll make you do
with the do, baby.
289
00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:05,926
All right, athletic gear.
Now Malik has
290
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,884
his own shoes, Lik Sneaks,
they're dropping soon.
291
00:11:07,927 --> 00:11:09,711
But these are Kincaid Kicks.
292
00:11:09,755 --> 00:11:11,365
- Cool.
- Oh, yeah.
293
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,236
So, Colonel,
what is all this?
294
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,717
Design submissions
for the VIP Lounge.
295
00:11:15,761 --> 00:11:19,461
It'll be the place to be
inside the place to be.
296
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,898
Best view in the house.
Up here, we'll be
297
00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,988
like Olympian gods looking down
upon gladiators.
298
00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,556
Respectfully, Colonel,
the best seat in the house
299
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,427
is right there on the field.
300
00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,125
Look at all this prime
unused real estate.
301
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,082
If I was a VIP person
paying VIP prices,
302
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,302
- that's where I'd wanna be.
- Hmm.
303
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,783
Hey, can anybody submit
a design out here?
304
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:39,567
Anybody that has
that kind of money
305
00:11:39,610 --> 00:11:42,397
and an official proposal
by next Friday-- excuse me.
306
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,963
Noted.
307
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,356
Well, that's all
I got, uh, Ramon.
308
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,142
Have fun
at Raquel's set tonight.
309
00:11:48,184 --> 00:11:51,536
And finally, in fast food,
I'm already in talks
310
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:54,104
with a major chain to get you
your own sandwich.
311
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:55,758
I call it Chicken Kincaid.
312
00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:57,803
White meat on white bread
with a whole lot of mayo.
313
00:11:57,846 --> 00:11:59,674
[laughing]
Boom-boom-clap!
314
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,068
So, all you have to do is
315
00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:04,201
just sign right here,
on the dotted line.
316
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,943
Tasha, honestly, we're not fans
of the baller lifestyle.
317
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,859
We know Keith can make
a lot of money,
318
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:11,426
but that's not
what we're about.
319
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,732
- So you don't like money?
- We do.
320
00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:15,559
We just don't love it.
321
00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:18,259
Matthew 6:24, "You cannot serve
both God and money."
322
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:21,610
But you can serve God
and spend money, hallelujah.
323
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,480
- [laughing]
- Amen.
324
00:12:23,524 --> 00:12:25,701
Right? Look, look,
all I'm saying is that
325
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,921
there is nothing evil
about money.
326
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,573
it's what you do with it
that counts.
327
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,533
Right, like
328
00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,014
buy a custom-made jet,
for example.
329
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,929
Or a house the size of a hotel
for just one person.
330
00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:41,803
Okay, you know what?
I feel you, all right?
331
00:12:41,847 --> 00:12:44,720
And it's like I told Keith,
when you sign with Tasha Mack,
332
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,201
you're not just a client,
you're part of my family.
333
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,289
So, does that mean
we'll barely see you?
334
00:12:49,332 --> 00:12:51,596
From what I understand,
your daughter lives
335
00:12:51,639 --> 00:12:54,381
with your husband
while you fly free,
336
00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,340
and you see her, what,
once or twice a month?
337
00:12:56,384 --> 00:12:58,647
Oh, hell no, you know what,
I-- She is not coming up here...
338
00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,692
- No, no, no, no. Tasha, stop.
- No, no--
339
00:13:00,735 --> 00:13:02,563
White Boy Rick
chased me down, okay?
340
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:04,522
We gave up our day to meet
with "Ebony and Ivory,"
341
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,089
and you gonna sit up here
and judge me?
342
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,961
You know what?
I'm done milking cows.
343
00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:09,788
All right?
You don't like my values?
344
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,659
You can get the hell out
and take his ass with you.
345
00:13:11,702 --> 00:13:13,400
- Ms. Mack, look, it's not--
- Take him with you.
346
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,446
- Ms. Mack, look--
- Yeah, Ms. Mack, paddywhack,
347
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,447
kiss my ass
and give your dog a bone.
348
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,104
- [whistle blowing]
- ♪ I can't be afraid
349
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,846
♪ I can't chase what
you chasin' no more ♪
350
00:13:23,889 --> 00:13:25,413
♪ Ain't that why
we fallin' apart? ♪
351
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,240
♪ Ain't that why we fallin'
apart? ♪
352
00:13:27,283 --> 00:13:30,678
I missed you, too, Malik,
but this is a tad close.
353
00:13:30,721 --> 00:13:34,422
Whoo, boy, this AC in here is--
it's nice, Colonel.
354
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,466
- You-- You wanted to talk?
- Oh, yeah.
355
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,253
Uh, look, Colonel, man,
we sizzling out here.
356
00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:40,863
Don't you think
we should be playing inside?
357
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,125
That's Coach's call.
I like it outside.
358
00:13:43,169 --> 00:13:45,302
See, now put
this stupidity on ice
359
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,476
'fore you get your ass
in trouble.
360
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,219
- Shut your mouth, fool.
- Excuse me?
361
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:54,094
Um, shut your mouth is Black
for "say no more,"
362
00:13:54,136 --> 00:13:57,488
because everything you said is
absolutely correct, Colonel.
363
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:59,054
Shut your mouth, fool.
364
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:02,188
I know this white man did not
just call you no fool.
365
00:14:02,231 --> 00:14:04,581
Oh!
[laughing]
366
00:14:04,625 --> 00:14:06,671
You got me, you got me,
all right, how about a lift
367
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:09,109
- back to the weight room?
- Shut your mouth, fool.
368
00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:11,763
That's white folk talk
for "peace out."
369
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,982
Okay, yeah.
370
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,419
Uh-- whoo! Yep!
371
00:14:16,463 --> 00:14:18,335
Good talk, Colonel.
[sighing]
372
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:19,946
Yeah, just make sure
that happens.
373
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,903
Yo, Lik,
catch you at the crib.
374
00:14:21,947 --> 00:14:23,731
This AC, truth.
375
00:14:25,254 --> 00:14:26,995
You really gonna
let this thing go?
376
00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,432
Mm-hmm, gone
and good riddance.
377
00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:32,000
Wow.
378
00:14:32,044 --> 00:14:33,960
I've never seen you quit.
379
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,224
I mean, you have the chance
to be a bona fide trailblazer.
380
00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,790
Look, I'm done blazing trails.
381
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,793
If you blow this,
you'll resent me
382
00:14:41,836 --> 00:14:43,447
for not getting
what you deserve.
383
00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:46,058
But that is exactly
what's wrong, remember?
384
00:14:46,101 --> 00:14:48,712
Me doing business
and leaving you on a shelf.
385
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,847
Then we'll do it together.
386
00:14:54,153 --> 00:14:55,807
- You know I hate losing.
- [chuckling]
387
00:14:55,850 --> 00:14:58,114
Okay, hell yeah, I'm in.
388
00:14:58,158 --> 00:15:00,899
Good, let's just go blaze
another trail, baby.
389
00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:07,341
[cheering]
390
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,517
Yo, Coach, go and run
a play for Jamison,
391
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:11,388
- let's see what he's got.
- Yep, that's what
392
00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:14,522
- they're doing now.
- [cheering]
393
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:20,571
- They don't trust him.
- Yeah, that's 'cause
394
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,051
they think he's gonna get cut.
395
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,835
Not even giving him a chance.
396
00:15:23,879 --> 00:15:25,880
Yeah, I know,
we're not acting like a team.
397
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,884
That being said,
it's his job to win 'em over.
398
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:32,235
If he can't,
he doesn't deserve to be here.
399
00:15:32,278 --> 00:15:34,280
All right,
let's go again!
400
00:15:34,323 --> 00:15:36,370
Babe, I met
with a dozen agents,
401
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:38,110
and none of 'em
share our values.
402
00:15:38,153 --> 00:15:40,634
They're agents.
Hell, my old agent Myron,
403
00:15:40,677 --> 00:15:43,594
he died in a forest,
and he wasn't playing golf.
404
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:47,859
Well! Looks like
it's my turn to interrupt
405
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,557
your couples' time, huh?
406
00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,688
Okay, look-- I'm sorry,
I didn't get a chance
407
00:15:51,732 --> 00:15:54,213
to finish my pitch
because someone,
408
00:15:54,256 --> 00:15:56,693
not naming names,
lost their temper, all right?
409
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:58,653
So just hear me out, okay?
410
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:01,437
Now, I know all that there is
to know about this football life
411
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,352
while you two are just
starting out,
412
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,182
and your well-being is
very important to me.
413
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:09,142
So I'm just gonna put it all out
there on the table, okay?
414
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,447
Okay.
I'll hear you out.
415
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:13,754
Hey, Keith, you,
uh, you wanna check out
416
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:15,799
- some tuxes I saw up front?
- Absolutely.
417
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,980
So, what kind of dress
are you looking for?
418
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,765
Something that matches
my personality.
419
00:16:24,808 --> 00:16:26,768
Oh, so something
in psycho bitch black?
420
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,988
[chuckling]
Kidding!
421
00:16:30,466 --> 00:16:32,513
Man, I hope you don't
fumble footballs
422
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,471
like you fumbling
with that tie.
423
00:16:34,514 --> 00:16:36,385
Hey, football's way easier
than this thing.
424
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,388
I'll just-- I don't know,
I'll do a clip-on or something.
425
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:42,304
Oh, no-no-no-no-no,
fake ties equal fake swag.
426
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,220
Never fake it--
come here, man.
427
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,136
You know, Natalie,
back at Malik's,
428
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,790
I really felt judged.
429
00:16:49,834 --> 00:16:51,793
You know?
430
00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,576
Oh, look!
431
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,798
- This is nice.
- If I wear that,
432
00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:00,322
folks'll be able to see
clear to the promised land.
433
00:17:00,366 --> 00:17:02,150
Good point.
[chuckling]
434
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:03,934
So, you know
I like Tasha, right?
435
00:17:03,979 --> 00:17:05,459
But Talie's
436
00:17:05,501 --> 00:17:06,894
my soul mate, man.
437
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,070
And when...
when my mama died,
438
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,900
she was... she was there for me
day and night.
439
00:17:11,942 --> 00:17:15,076
You know, and, I don't know,
I think she's just scared
440
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,601
that football's gonna
change us a little bit.
441
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,388
- Yeah.
- Okay, what about this?
442
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:24,433
Now, this is gorgeous, girl.
443
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:26,087
Yeah, if you're a drag queen.
444
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,959
[deep voice]:
Oh, okay.
445
00:17:28,002 --> 00:17:29,700
[both chuckling]
446
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:31,223
Yeah.
447
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,576
Now what about this one?
448
00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:38,057
This is modest,
elegant, classy.
449
00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,493
Pretentious, shallow,
trying too hard.
450
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,712
You talking about
the dress, right?
451
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,540
Are you ready
for that life, man?
452
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,281
'Cause you're gonna have to be
on top of your game
453
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:49,372
- all day, every day.
- Oh, come on, yes, sir.
454
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:50,939
I've dreamt of playing ball
455
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:53,028
since I was knee-high
to a grasshopper.
456
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,204
Oh, I'm not talking
about playing football, man.
457
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:59,121
I'm talking about marrying
a Black woman.
458
00:17:59,164 --> 00:18:02,603
You know, Natalie, you sure make
a lot of snap decisions.
459
00:18:02,645 --> 00:18:05,039
You can't tell what a dress
looks like on a hanger.
460
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,130
To see it,
you gotta try it on.
461
00:18:08,173 --> 00:18:10,393
♪
462
00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,742
Natalie!
Try it on!
463
00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,615
♪ That's how I roll
464
00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:16,616
♪ If I'm shining,
everybody wanna shine ♪
465
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,662
♪ Yeah, I'm goals
466
00:18:18,705 --> 00:18:21,056
♪ I was born like this,
don't even gotta try ♪
467
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:23,144
♪ Now you know,
I'm like Chardonnay ♪
468
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:26,234
♪ Get better over time,
so you know ♪
469
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,715
♪ Heard you say
I'm not the baddest bitch ♪
470
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:32,414
♪ You lie, it ain't my fault
that I'm out here ♪
471
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:35,375
♪ Getting loose,
gotta blame it on the Goose ♪
472
00:18:35,417 --> 00:18:38,028
♪ Gotta blame it
on my juice, baby ♪
473
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:41,555
♪ It ain't my fault that
I'm out here making news ♪
474
00:18:41,597 --> 00:18:43,599
♪ I'm the pudding in the proof
475
00:18:43,644 --> 00:18:45,732
♪ Gotta blame it
on my juice, ya-ya ♪♪
476
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,691
[laughter]
477
00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:49,388
[blows whistle]
478
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,217
- Again-- go!
- [blows whistle]
479
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:53,958
Okay, another, go!
480
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,525
[blows whistle]
481
00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:58,397
Another up and back, let's go!
482
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,138
- Oh, man.
- Hey, y'all, I ain't dying
483
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,836
over these sprints, man.
Hell, we in two-a-day.
484
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:04,969
I say we dog it,
just make it look good.
485
00:19:05,012 --> 00:19:06,449
Come on!
486
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,799
[blows whistle]
487
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:14,153
- Another-- go!
- [blows whistle]
488
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:18,853
Hey, yo, Lik, what's up
with your rookie, man?
489
00:19:18,895 --> 00:19:20,855
Is he a part of the team
or what, bro?
490
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:22,900
Dawg, he don't feel like it.
I know y'all think
491
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,511
he first cut, hell, I even got
a thousand on him myself.
492
00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,775
But until he's cut,
he's our fucking teammate, man.
493
00:19:27,817 --> 00:19:30,517
Come on, brah,
get your head in the game!
494
00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,519
Less talking,
more running, go!
495
00:19:32,561 --> 00:19:34,520
[whistle blows]
496
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,700
I guess we're doing this.
497
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:44,400
- [sighing]
- Again-- go!
498
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,794
- [whistle blows]
- [all screaming]
499
00:19:52,407 --> 00:19:54,236
- Again, go!
- [whistle blows]
500
00:19:54,279 --> 00:19:56,281
[all screaming]
501
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,981
[cheering]
502
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,462
That's it, men,
take it in.
503
00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,815
[panting]
504
00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:15,823
TASHA: There is no
getting through to that girl.
505
00:20:15,865 --> 00:20:17,519
Shoot, I'm tired,
my feet hurt,
506
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,479
and I want
my Pookie time.
507
00:20:19,521 --> 00:20:21,394
Shoot.
[sighing]
508
00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,833
- Mm.
- Damn.
509
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,661
Damn what?
510
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:31,011
You are beautiful.
511
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,230
Shut up, Pookie.
512
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,927
Hah! You know
that's just the lights.
513
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,059
It's like a car showroom,
you know, they try
514
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,411
and trick you
into buying the dress.
515
00:20:38,453 --> 00:20:41,413
Is this what I missed getting
married in a courthouse?
516
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,067
No, we didn't have
a formal wedding
517
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:46,332
because this little thing
called life got in the way.
518
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:48,159
All right, well,
we've come this far,
519
00:20:48,202 --> 00:20:50,509
why don't we let life
do her thing
520
00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:52,642
- for a little bit longer?
- [scoffing]
521
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:54,426
Close the deal, Tasha.
522
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,993
Damn it, look, Pookie,
I can't take one more minute
523
00:20:57,038 --> 00:21:00,127
of being criticized by that...
no-style girl-child.
524
00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,304
And that's the thing.
She's a child.
525
00:21:02,347 --> 00:21:04,174
She's scared,
and she's afraid
526
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:05,873
that the man
that she loves...
527
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,743
well, will turn into you.
528
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,443
Well, that ain't
gonna happen, okay?
529
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,183
'Cause when God made
Tasha Mack,
530
00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:15,317
he smashed the mold,
531
00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:17,928
burned the pieces,
and smoked the ashes.
532
00:21:17,971 --> 00:21:20,321
- [laughing]
- Yeah, you're right.
533
00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,976
There's only one Tasha Mack.
534
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:23,542
Mm-hmm.
535
00:21:23,586 --> 00:21:25,935
But maybe Natalie is afraid...
536
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:28,634
...of turning into me.
537
00:21:32,247 --> 00:21:35,597
Now, this...
is more like it.
538
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,470
Nice one, Malik.
539
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,602
- Nice one.
- Yeah, bro, thanks
540
00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:41,343
for talking
to the Colonel for us.
541
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,345
Dude, don't you get it?
We here because the coach
542
00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,391
saw us acting like a team.
543
00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:47,131
And that ain't on me, dawg.
544
00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:50,352
- [whistle blowing]
- Third team, you're up.
545
00:21:50,395 --> 00:21:53,094
Let's go!
546
00:21:55,662 --> 00:21:57,271
PLAYER:
Ready! Set!
547
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:04,410
[cheering]
548
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:11,199
Okay... here's some advice
from a couple that has
549
00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:14,288
been there, baby,
your life is about to change.
550
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,116
I mean, sometimes
it's gonna be a bitch,
551
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,944
and right now, to be 100,
552
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,903
me and Pookie,
we in bitch mode, huh?
553
00:22:19,946 --> 00:22:21,730
I mean, it did kinda look
like y'all were ready
554
00:22:21,775 --> 00:22:24,646
- to rassle a gator at lunch.
- Look, that's the point.
555
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:25,952
When you are in love,
556
00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:28,259
- you gotta work it out
together. - Yeah.
557
00:22:28,303 --> 00:22:30,479
- And that's how teams win.
- Yeah, and we've gone
558
00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:33,134
through those changes.
Man, when we were kids,
559
00:22:33,176 --> 00:22:34,743
we didn't have nothing.
560
00:22:34,788 --> 00:22:36,659
- Fast forward to...
- [sighing]
561
00:22:36,702 --> 00:22:38,487
...I don't know,
we own a mansion.
562
00:22:38,530 --> 00:22:40,315
- A private jet.
- Mmm.
563
00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:43,012
- An avocado orchard.
- Avocado orchard?
564
00:22:43,057 --> 00:22:44,624
It's a long story
565
00:22:44,666 --> 00:22:47,060
- but Oprah owns one.
- [laughing]
566
00:22:47,104 --> 00:22:49,150
- Oh.
- But that doesn't change the fact
567
00:22:49,192 --> 00:22:51,805
that my heart jumps
knowing I can
568
00:22:51,847 --> 00:22:53,807
call this beautiful woman
569
00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:56,113
- my wife.
- Oh.
570
00:22:56,156 --> 00:22:59,551
And I can call
this bald-headed boo my man.
571
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:02,292
I'm telling you--
it's like Pookie,
572
00:23:02,336 --> 00:23:04,034
he knows the real me,
you know?
573
00:23:04,077 --> 00:23:06,515
I can lose that mansion,
I can lose the jet,
574
00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:08,125
I can lose
those damn avocadoes,
575
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:09,692
but...
576
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:12,041
if I lost Pookie...
577
00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:13,913
[groaning]
578
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,266
Tasha, Team Kincaid's
ready to ride
579
00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:20,963
- the Mack Train.
- Hell yeah!
580
00:23:21,008 --> 00:23:24,228
[laughter]
581
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:26,709
My man.
582
00:23:26,752 --> 00:23:29,190
What? Don't tell me.
You hate it.
583
00:23:29,232 --> 00:23:30,670
No, I love it.
584
00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,453
I think that's the one.
585
00:23:32,498 --> 00:23:34,368
You know what,
there's gonna be a problem
586
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,545
because I already
bought this one.
587
00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:37,938
Pookie.
588
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,505
Oh, my God!
589
00:23:39,548 --> 00:23:42,202
- [background music]
- [distant laughter]
590
00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:44,640
Well, better luck next time.
591
00:23:50,253 --> 00:23:53,083
Oh, Jamison, I was starting
to think nobody was gonna come.
592
00:23:53,126 --> 00:23:55,041
They're not.
593
00:23:55,085 --> 00:23:57,044
Everybody's kind of spent
from practice,
594
00:23:57,086 --> 00:23:58,740
and we gotta be back
at 7:00 a.m.
595
00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,829
- [sighing]
- Hey, what's wrong?
596
00:24:00,874 --> 00:24:02,135
No, it-- it's nothing.
597
00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:03,528
No-no-no,
talk to me.
598
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:08,490
I just-- I just keep hearing
my dad's voice in my head.
599
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,144
It's one thing to fail yourself,
Brit Brat, it's another thing
600
00:24:11,188 --> 00:24:12,972
- to fail the people you love.
- Oh.
601
00:24:13,016 --> 00:24:15,148
But it--
it's not your problem.
602
00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:18,368
- I'll figure something out.
- Okay.
603
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:21,023
Your dad calls you Brit Brat.
604
00:24:21,067 --> 00:24:24,288
- Like... Brit...
- You're so annoying.
605
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,202
[laughing]
606
00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:28,117
But you know what, I can...
607
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,294
I can at least
still support Raq.
608
00:24:30,337 --> 00:24:32,992
Right? You wanna go
to a chill show?
609
00:24:33,036 --> 00:24:35,038
I'm sorry, but I am beat.
610
00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:36,648
I just wanted
to see you real quick.
611
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,388
- Mm.
- And...
612
00:24:38,432 --> 00:24:40,782
and to let you know
that your lucky necklace
613
00:24:40,826 --> 00:24:42,828
- actually worked.
- [scoffing]
614
00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,570
At least one of us got
some luck today.
615
00:24:45,614 --> 00:24:47,528
Well, I am sure
616
00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:50,618
that it has
a little luck left.
617
00:24:50,663 --> 00:24:52,272
Thank you.
618
00:24:52,316 --> 00:24:54,275
You're welcome.
619
00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:56,711
Excuse me, excuse--
hi, excuse me.
620
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:59,279
Raq! Raquel.
621
00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:02,065
- Hey, Garret.
- Brittany.
622
00:25:02,108 --> 00:25:03,980
- Hey, what the hell?
- I was not ready
623
00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:05,939
for all these people.
Someone invited
624
00:25:05,981 --> 00:25:08,332
this influencer with,
like, a gazillion followers,
625
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:10,334
and they tweeted
about this bangin' event
626
00:25:10,377 --> 00:25:12,336
where the next J.Lo
is performing.
627
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,512
I think I know
who the influencer is.
628
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:16,602
- Brit, tell me you didn't.
- I-- I swear
629
00:25:16,644 --> 00:25:18,211
I didn't know who he was,
and I thought I was doing you
630
00:25:18,255 --> 00:25:19,778
- a favor.
- Hey, love, gotta go.
631
00:25:19,821 --> 00:25:21,476
So if you're gonna sing,
get on with it, yeah?
632
00:25:21,519 --> 00:25:24,086
Yeah.
Cheers.
633
00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:26,436
- Was that her?
- That's her. That's Avery J.
634
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:28,395
- This is officially a disaster.
- No, no, okay.
635
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,833
Look, look, look, I know
it's not your vision, right?
636
00:25:30,876 --> 00:25:34,054
But, Raq, look,
look at this crowd.
637
00:25:34,096 --> 00:25:36,838
Give them a reason to say
that they've seen Raquel Navarro
638
00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:39,058
before she became
the world's biggest star.
639
00:25:39,102 --> 00:25:43,063
Girl, I can always count on you
to tell just the right lie
640
00:25:43,105 --> 00:25:44,717
at just the right time.
641
00:25:44,759 --> 00:25:46,500
It's a gift.
642
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,547
Now go use yours, okay?
You got this.
643
00:25:49,852 --> 00:25:51,984
[sighing]
644
00:25:52,028 --> 00:25:55,291
Hey, y'all,
I'm Raquel Navarro,
645
00:25:55,336 --> 00:25:56,990
and welcome to my living room.
646
00:25:57,032 --> 00:25:59,905
[cheering]
647
00:25:59,949 --> 00:26:02,778
[playing gentle melody]
648
00:26:07,653 --> 00:26:10,525
[fire alarm ringing]
649
00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,701
Uh... Uh...
650
00:26:14,181 --> 00:26:16,617
Hey, hey, everybody,
sorry this didn't work out,
651
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:18,968
but we can still
take this party to Joint 51.
652
00:26:19,011 --> 00:26:21,971
Uh-- Ramon, tweet that
and help a girl out.
653
00:26:22,015 --> 00:26:24,670
- [alarm ringing]
- We can still do this 'cause
654
00:26:24,712 --> 00:26:26,714
- the club is all set up.
- No, no, it's all wrong.
655
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,717
- We can still make this work.
- No, it's fine.
656
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,458
Don't worry about...
657
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:34,114
it's fine, don't worry,
have fun, just go.
658
00:26:35,984 --> 00:26:37,682
I'm sorry.
659
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,425
Remember, Joint 51.
660
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,778
[alarm stops]
661
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,866
Still don't know
why you wanted me to do that.
662
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,825
Yeah.
663
00:26:49,868 --> 00:26:51,260
I just couldn't
go through with it.
664
00:26:51,305 --> 00:26:53,001
Thank you for, um,
665
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,655
getting those people out.
666
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,484
Football player,
fire alarm puller.
667
00:26:57,528 --> 00:26:59,487
I aim to please.
668
00:26:59,529 --> 00:27:01,228
And now,
if we're breaking the law,
669
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:02,837
I'd like to hear you sing.
670
00:27:02,882 --> 00:27:05,013
You really wanna
hear me sing?
671
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,580
More than anything.
672
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,279
All right.
673
00:27:10,324 --> 00:27:12,979
This is called
"Out of the Dark."
674
00:27:13,021 --> 00:27:15,067
[playing gentle melody]
675
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:25,077
♪ Hated to believe
676
00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:27,776
♪ I can live my dreams
677
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:30,560
♪ Fighting
to break free ♪
678
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:32,388
♪ Nothing's stopping me
679
00:27:32,432 --> 00:27:34,217
Hey, Ma, got your call,
what's going on?
680
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:36,045
I'm getting married, baby!
681
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:38,656
To who?
682
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,049
♪ I will leave my mark
683
00:27:41,094 --> 00:27:43,791
♪ I'll shine
like the stars ♪
684
00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:47,186
♪ From out of the dark
685
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,189
♪ Oh...
686
00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,885
♪ From out of the dark
687
00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,800
So, me and Raquel,
we're good, right?
688
00:27:52,845 --> 00:27:54,802
We're good, never bet
against Brittany Pitts,
689
00:27:54,846 --> 00:27:56,586
the damn luckiest girl I know.
690
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,459
♪ From out of the dark
691
00:27:58,501 --> 00:27:59,981
Are you crying?
692
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,592
I didn't think
y'all would make it, Mom.
693
00:28:01,635 --> 00:28:02,855
- [scoffs]
- I mean, y'all was a divorce
694
00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:04,900
waiting to happen.
I'm so glad Kai
695
00:28:04,943 --> 00:28:07,729
- gets to grow up with her dad.
- [chuckling]
696
00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:11,124
♪ From out of the dark
697
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:16,215
♪ Oh, from out of the dark
698
00:28:16,259 --> 00:28:18,131
♪ Oh...
699
00:28:18,173 --> 00:28:21,221
♪ From out of the dark ♪
700
00:28:26,529 --> 00:28:28,707
That...
701
00:28:30,664 --> 00:28:32,798
...that was stunning.
702
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,278
And so are you.
703
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,593
[Mendelssohn, "Wedding March"]
704
00:28:45,635 --> 00:28:47,813
Kai-Kai! Hey! Yo!
705
00:28:47,855 --> 00:28:49,640
Your mom and dad are
getting married again!
706
00:28:49,683 --> 00:28:52,251
Black love is real, lil sis!
Baby, Black love is real!
707
00:28:52,295 --> 00:28:56,517
Yay! I love you, Mommy!
I love you, Daddy!
708
00:28:56,559 --> 00:28:58,605
- Love you, too, boo-boo.
- Love you, too, baby girl.
709
00:28:58,648 --> 00:29:00,607
- Pow-pow!
- Pow-pow!
710
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,914
- Yeah.
- Thank you, thank you very much.
711
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:06,308
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today
712
00:29:06,353 --> 00:29:09,008
to join these
two beautiful souls.
713
00:29:09,050 --> 00:29:13,316
Tasha, do you take Pookie here
to be your Black teddy bear?
714
00:29:13,359 --> 00:29:15,188
Oh... hold on, brah.
715
00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:16,755
You know, we wrote
our own vows.
716
00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,407
Oh, my bad,
I didn't mean to step
717
00:29:18,451 --> 00:29:20,019
on your black suede
wedding shoes.
718
00:29:20,061 --> 00:29:22,673
[laughing]
719
00:29:22,717 --> 00:29:24,545
[clearing throat]
Whoo.
720
00:29:24,587 --> 00:29:27,026
Okay, um...
Tasha Mack.
721
00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,897
- Mm-hmm?
- Mm.
722
00:29:29,942 --> 00:29:31,638
Baby, we've been
through a lot.
723
00:29:31,682 --> 00:29:32,814
- Whoo.
- Yeah.
724
00:29:32,857 --> 00:29:34,336
BOTH: A lot.
725
00:29:34,381 --> 00:29:37,036
[laughter]
726
00:29:37,078 --> 00:29:38,993
You know, sometimes
I think to myself, you know,
727
00:29:39,038 --> 00:29:41,910
just... what the hell
are you doing?
728
00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:44,694
You know, get out
before it's too late!
729
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,740
And then I see you.
730
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,655
And I remember.
731
00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,875
You are the trailblazer
that has blazed a trail
732
00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:52,702
to my heart.
733
00:29:52,747 --> 00:29:55,836
And, baby,
I love you forever...
734
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:58,099
and ever.
735
00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:00,319
Mm-- okay, you better
put out that fire
736
00:30:00,363 --> 00:30:01,582
before you have
a heart attack.
737
00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:03,758
I was starting, yeah.
738
00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:05,454
Your turn, pretty lady.
739
00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:07,806
- Ahh, okay, Pookie.
- Mm-hmm.
740
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,068
- I love you
more than money. - Mmm.
741
00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,332
I love you more
than beating Oprah.
742
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,855
Damn!
743
00:30:13,898 --> 00:30:15,290
I love you
more than my jet.
744
00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:17,076
- Oh, come on.
- And you know how much
745
00:30:17,118 --> 00:30:19,861
- I love my jet. M'kay.
- I know you love that jet.
746
00:30:19,904 --> 00:30:23,169
I love you
more than life itself.
747
00:30:23,211 --> 00:30:26,912
You will always be my man.
748
00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,914
My heart...
my rock.
749
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,526
[sighing]
750
00:30:32,568 --> 00:30:35,223
Marrying Pookie Woods.
751
00:30:35,268 --> 00:30:37,009
You keep me real.
752
00:30:38,618 --> 00:30:42,362
And I will love you
until the day I die.
753
00:30:48,454 --> 00:30:50,369
- Word.
- Word.
754
00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:53,894
I now pronounce you
husband...
755
00:30:53,939 --> 00:30:55,288
and wife.
756
00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:56,462
- Brother.
- Yeah?
757
00:30:56,506 --> 00:30:57,724
Kiss your chocolate bride.
758
00:30:57,768 --> 00:30:59,465
Hell, yeah.
759
00:30:59,509 --> 00:31:01,555
[laughter, applause]
760
00:31:03,599 --> 00:31:05,124
[sighing]
761
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:09,563
Ooh-- uh--
hello, Garret.
762
00:31:09,605 --> 00:31:11,652
Nice to see
a lot more of you.
763
00:31:11,694 --> 00:31:14,046
Oh, hey, Brittany,
you got any juice?
764
00:31:14,088 --> 00:31:17,048
We're out of juice, but I'll get
you something better.
765
00:31:17,092 --> 00:31:19,573
- Oh, will you now?
- Mm-hmm.
766
00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:23,403
- Good night, Brittany.
- Good night, Garret.
767
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,579
[both squealing]
768
00:31:26,623 --> 00:31:28,451
Was it good?
Was it good?
769
00:31:28,494 --> 00:31:31,019
[mouthing silently]
770
00:31:31,063 --> 00:31:32,978
Are you two,
like, a thing?
771
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:35,762
Mmm, Mama always said
things happen for a reason,
772
00:31:35,806 --> 00:31:39,288
and that fine hunk of a man
is a hell of a reason.
773
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,160
[laughter]
774
00:31:41,202 --> 00:31:42,943
Hey, maybe this can be
a reason, too.
775
00:31:42,988 --> 00:31:45,163
- What is this?
- All the money
776
00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,602
I made at the club tonight,
to apologize.
777
00:31:48,644 --> 00:31:50,343
We good?
778
00:31:50,385 --> 00:31:53,476
Hell no, we ain't good,
but we closer.
779
00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:57,045
- 828, ho.
- 828, trick.
780
00:31:57,088 --> 00:31:58,654
[laughing]
781
00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:02,310
Now, this is
my favorite Pookie time.
782
00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:09,317
Hey, Malik, hey, man,
I just wanted to say,
783
00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:11,451
I'm a big fan of you,
of course, and just been
784
00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:13,192
watching your career
for years.
785
00:32:13,234 --> 00:32:15,498
Yeah, great,
watch it from a distance.
786
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,327
Yeah, I guess we won't be
needing those lawyers.
787
00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,155
TASHA: Ahh.
788
00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,984
Hey, what's this?
789
00:32:24,028 --> 00:32:25,813
"Threesomes in Heaven"?
790
00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:28,119
- Malik, what is this?
- [stammering]
791
00:32:28,163 --> 00:32:30,077
Don't look at me like that,
give me this, give me this,
792
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:31,950
this is personal,
none of your business, okay?
793
00:32:31,992 --> 00:32:33,472
Come on, it's time
for the couples dance.
794
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,213
Mm-hmm, the threesome dance.
795
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:37,780
[laughter]
796
00:32:37,825 --> 00:32:39,347
- Ooh.
- Watch your step.
797
00:32:39,392 --> 00:32:40,959
I'm watching it, baby.
798
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,961
[slow music playing]
799
00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,919
[overlapping chatter]
800
00:32:44,962 --> 00:32:46,747
KEITH: All right,
here we go, come on.
801
00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:50,490
♪ Forever mine
802
00:32:50,532 --> 00:32:52,796
Dawg, No Nut November sucks.
803
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:58,019
♪ All because
you're my kind ♪
804
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:01,718
- Wanna dance?
- Ahh, what the hell, come on.
805
00:33:01,761 --> 00:33:07,028
♪ Oh, baby...
806
00:33:07,071 --> 00:33:09,813
♪ I wanna love you
807
00:33:09,856 --> 00:33:11,728
♪ Love you strong
808
00:33:11,771 --> 00:33:13,861
♪ Make it good right now
809
00:33:13,903 --> 00:33:15,776
♪ To the bone
810
00:33:15,818 --> 00:33:17,865
♪ To the bone...
811
00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:20,432
♪ 'Cause it's you
I'm thinking about ♪
812
00:33:20,476 --> 00:33:22,042
♪ Pleasing
813
00:33:22,086 --> 00:33:24,088
♪ Give you all the love
814
00:33:24,132 --> 00:33:25,960
♪ You're needing
815
00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:29,007
♪ Don't go ♪
816
00:33:29,049 --> 00:33:30,877
[song fades]
817
00:33:30,927 --> 00:33:35,477
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