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MALIK: Izzy, you were
my first self-tape.
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You gave me hope.
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You allowed me to dream.
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[sighs]
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Showed me that I could
work any position
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I put my mind to.
Ooh.
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And you, Marsha...
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and you, Tianna, girl...
Lord, have mercy.
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Oh, Bella,
especially you, Bella.
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Ooh, rest in paradise, Bella.
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♪ At the pearly gates
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♪ Every thought...
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The first step in your
No-Nut November journey
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is to rid yourself
of all temptation.
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Amen.
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Look, I know this is hard,
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but this cremation
is the right move.
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Don't say cream, damn it!
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- This is some bullshit.
- Just think about this.
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In 30 days, you'll still
have the internet.
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Dawg, my collection is better
than the damn internet.
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Over 750 hours
of dedication, bruh!
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No, I can't do this shit.
Mm-mm.
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Nope, can't do it.
No, no, no, no!
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- Damn it! My babies.
- I'm sorry, I had to.
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Hey, just-- just think
about why you're doing this.
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This is the plan, focus.
The owners will take you
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seriously if you take
this seriously.
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Who the hell are you,
my magical no-nut negro?
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Oh, that reminds me.
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[sighs]
Here, man, think about this.
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WOMAN: If sperm
has the power to create life,
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imagine what happens when you
keep that life force within.
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Now, let's recite
the mantra together.
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- Okay.
- ALL: Get through today.
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Tomorrow will take care
of itself.
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- [inhales and exhales deeply]
- Okay, also,
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got something for you, a little
token of my appreciation.
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If you haven't bust one when
that clock strikes midnight,
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you've officially made it
through day one.
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Now I'm horny
for Cinderella.
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- Damn it!
- Malik, you got this, man.
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Bro, do you know what
the white party means to me?
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Blacking out and waking up
to five random white women.
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[sighs]
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It's my own personal form
of reparations.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
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You got this.
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Don't burn that book.
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♪ Now you been served
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♪ I like a ...
with a little bit of curve ♪
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♪ Hit this ... with a uppercut
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- Okay.
- ♪ Call it Captain Hook♪
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Okay, girlfriend.
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[both humming to the song]
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- You like that song?
- Yes, queen.
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It's all right,
but it's cute.
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- I like it.
- I like it, too.
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I'm thinking of putting it in
the pile with my other likes.
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I have, like, six more
to try on.
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Yeah, you got a lot
of returns for Monday.
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Also, I got something for you.
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I get to go
to the white party?
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- Yes, girl.
- I'm gonna meet Ari Lennox?
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- [laughing]
- [squealing]
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♪ Need a Mr. Clean...♪
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- Oh, my God. I love this.
- Not that one.
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- Mm.
- That one.
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Wait, a server's uniform?
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You want me to work
the white party?
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No, I want you
to work the room,
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because Ari Lennox has
her own personal server,
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and that's gonna be you.
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Brit, I just-- I thought
I was done waiting tables.
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Okay.
Well, if you don't wanna go...
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No, no. I wanna go.
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I'm gonna dance
the night away.
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Nice, steady pace.
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Does it help you stop
thinking about sex?
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[both panting]
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Nope. It's just making me
think about Stephanie.
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Tammy, ooh,
Tammy's mama, Kelly.
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- Kelly. Keisha. Ooh!
- Let's do some cardio.
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- Let's do some cardio.
- Ooh, Trina's sister. Yes, yes.
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- Get the blood pumping.
- Ooh! Yes.
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Get the blood pumping, huh?
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- Ooh!
- Here we go.
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Cardio. Cool, cool.
[pants]
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All right, guys, let's really
stretch those hamstrings out.
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- Oh.
- Side to side.
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Oh, look at that,
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one of my favorite students
has just joined.
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Hi, Malik.
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I'm so happy to have you.
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That's India Baroque.
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Dawg, she's my kryptonite.
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She's so damn fine.
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I have wet dreams
about her when I'm awake.
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Is it midnight yet?
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Close. It's-- it's noon.
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All right,
I'm about to be out.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're going to the white party
tonight, right?
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Dawg, you know
I need my sponsor.
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I can't, man,
I got plans.
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You got a date?
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Something like that.
Yeah.
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All right, well, at least
somebody's smashing around here.
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You got a few hours left,
stick to it.
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- Yeah.
- Dawg, don't rub it in.
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Don't say, "rub it in," Malik.
[sighs]
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As far as I'm concerned,
my offer is final.
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And I don't appreciate Garret
demanding more money.
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Oh, look at you, Colonel,
you're getting all red.
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Your blood pressure
just rising. [chuckles]
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Well, that is because of you,
pretty lady.
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Aw.
Look, I'll handle Garret, okay?
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He's whip-smart and stubborn,
but he'll sign.
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Meanwhile, I need you
to take another look
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at my new client,
Jamison Fields.
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He's a public relations
nightmare.
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No, he is a redemption story
waiting to be written.
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I gotta say, Tash,
there aren't many things
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- I wouldn't do for you.
- [laughs]
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But this is one of them.
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I just hope you save a dance
for this old cowboy,
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unless Mr. Mack's
the jealous type.
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Oh. Mr. Mack ain't coming.
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This is gonna be the first
white party he's ever missed.
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Well, that is a crying shame.
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No, what's shameful is that
this party is important.
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I'm raising money
for a sports academy
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that our daughter
wants to go to,
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so I figure
if I raise lots of cash,
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it's gonna give them lots
of reasons to accept my baby.
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Well, I look forward
to getting jiggy
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and watching you
raise millions.
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Yes!
Do that thing again.
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Ha!
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Ugh.
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♪
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This sushi was not
flown in this morning.
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- Sorry, ma'am.
- Ugh.
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- Hey, new school.
- Yes.
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Let's walk and talk, baby.
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I need you to be
on point tonight.
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Now, I want my white party
to make the royal wedding
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look like a backyard barbecue.
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Okay, well, Harry and Megan
couldn't make it.
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- Damn.
- But the caterer is bomb,
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and Ari just finished
her sound check.
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Ooh, that's what
I'm talking 'bout.
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- Boom, boom, clap.
- Boom, boom, clap.
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Oh, and I did some research,
and apparently
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Oprah, she raised two million
for Oakmont last year.
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Oh, so we gonna raise
two million and one.
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- Close the quote on that.
- Okay, two million point one.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Quote closed.
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- Auntie Tasha?
- What?
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I just wanted you to know
that I could be more
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than just an assistant.
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If you just give me
the chance, I mean,
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I really wanna be you one day.
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I can't even be me, okay?
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I can't get a white man
that has a Black girl fetish
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to let her Black line
into training camp, okay?
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Okay, so what if I could
solve your Jamison problem?
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I just need you to solve
my white party problems, okay?
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Because that is the only concern
you have right now.
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Okay.
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All right, ladies.
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We're gonna start
with some hip thrusts.
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All right, get up in it.
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- Mm!
- There we go.
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Thrust.
Who y'all thinking about?
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- Mm.
- You, baby, you.
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[laughter]
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All right, we're gonna do
some splits now.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Splits, so split it out.
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Push the booty back,
and drop it down.
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Come on, Miss Gladys,
you got it?
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- Mm-mm.
- Hush up, boy.
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Remember, outside,
I'm Gladys.
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- In here, I'm Cinnamon.
- Ooh, okay!
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Yes.
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- First, hand me my cane.
- I got you, I got you.
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Excuse me, sir,
is there any hobby
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you have that doesn't
include stripping?
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Ladies, let's get some sexy
fireman spins, please.
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- All right.
- Uh-huh.
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Miss Pitts, how can I help you?
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Well, you are going
to the white party.
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- Oh, I am?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh.
I'm pretty sure Natasha said...
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[clears throat]
"Boy, stay out the limelight
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"till I get you in
somebody's training camp.
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Tasha Miggity-Mac
gonna make it happen!"
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- Tasha Miggity-Mac.
- Tasha Miggity-Mac.
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[laughter]
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Well, we called an audible,
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and you're just gonna have
some face time with the Colonel,
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and once he gets
to know you, Jamison,
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- camp's a done deal.
- Really?
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Who the hell
is this Jezebel?
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[clears throat]
Brittany,
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welcome to Poles and Pasta,
my weekly exercise class
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for the sexy
silver ladies.
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WOMEN: Hey!
- Hi, ladies.
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It was my community service
when I got out of prison,
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but we liked it so much,
we just kept going, right?
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Mm-hmm, yes!
[overlapping agreement]
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Oh, okay, well, I see the poles.
Now, where's the pasta?
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Jamison makes lunch after class.
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It's the best
alfredo sauce in town.
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- Oh, stop.
- We love his cooking,
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- and we love him.
- Okay, girls, and I love y'all.
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- Aw, they love you!
- I love y'all too.
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Let's get back to work, please.
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- Less talking, more dropping.
- Okay.
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Miss Gladys,
how would you like
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to go to a white party
with Jamison?
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A whites only party?
Uh-uh, I'll pass.
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I might have to cut somebody.
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[laughing]
No, it's a party
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with only white clothing
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put on by a very,
very Black woman.
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We're gonna convince
the team owner
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to let Jamison play football.
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I could really
use your help.
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Well, all right,
anything for my future grandson.
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Stop.
[laughing]
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Listen, God's gonna
bless you, baby,
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even if you can't see it yet.
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And he has just
blessed you, sir,
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with a new suit.
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Okay.
[chuckles]
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I mean, ladies,
what y'all think?
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- What y'all think? It's okay?
- [women whooping]
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Somebody 'bout
to get baptized.
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- Okay, I'm in.
- Hot damn!
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I'll be right back.
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I got to go out in the van
and get my switchblade.
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[laughter]
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- [music playing]
- Whoo!
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♪ Pressure
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- Ooh.
- Hold up.
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- Hold up, hey, hey.
BOTH: Pressure.
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- Ha.
BOTH: Pressure!
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- Ay!
- Ay!
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♪ Keep your eyes on me,
eyes on me ♪
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♪ Apply that
[pressure] ♪
252
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♪ Get it, don't be timid,
when you in it ♪
253
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♪ Apply that [pressure]
254
00:08:53,009 --> 00:08:55,883
♪ Love up on it, nibble on it,
leave it [pressure] ♪
255
00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:58,754
♪ I don't want no drip, baby,
spray it like you mean it ♪
256
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♪ So fine and spicy, baby,
jump up on this [pressure] ♪
257
00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:04,239
♪ I guess that's why
you like it, baby ♪
258
00:09:04,282 --> 00:09:06,110
♪ Come and get this
[pressure] ♪
259
00:09:06,153 --> 00:09:09,113
♪ Takes a lot to excite me,
baby, give it all you got ♪
260
00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:12,595
♪ I'm a tough cookie, baby,
hit the right spot ♪
261
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♪ Yeah, yeah [pressure]
262
00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:18,774
♪ Hit it, babe,
mm [pressure] ♪
263
00:09:18,818 --> 00:09:20,211
♪ Hit it, babe
264
00:09:20,254 --> 00:09:22,386
Girls, thanks so much
for assigning me to Ari.
265
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,389
I just met her,
she's so dope!
266
00:09:24,432 --> 00:09:25,782
See?
See, I told you.
267
00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,217
So now, you just gotta
make it pay off.
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00:09:27,261 --> 00:09:28,524
- Right.
- You know, like, you should--
269
00:09:28,567 --> 00:09:30,177
oh, you should
sing her the menu!
270
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,658
- I'm not doing that.
- Okay, so you're a writer.
271
00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,136
So, I don't know,
write something
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00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,182
and you know, sing it
when she least expect it.
273
00:09:35,225 --> 00:09:36,619
Hold on, hold on.
I gotta go, I gotta go.
274
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:37,793
What?
275
00:09:37,837 --> 00:09:41,231
♪ Said you better
hit it, bae ♪
276
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♪ Fish and grits,
lobster tail ♪
277
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♪ Filet mignon,
medium-well ♪
278
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I'm not doing that.
279
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♪ Yeah, said you better ♪
280
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[cheers and applause]
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All right, y'all,
ladies and gentlemen,
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give it up
for the incredibly talented
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00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:05,778
and extremely beautiful
Ari Lennox, whoo!
284
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:08,650
[cheers and applause,
Malik laughing]
285
00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:11,653
Girl, I'm feeling
some pressure.
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00:10:11,697 --> 00:10:12,785
Whoo!
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00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,570
Anyway, uh...
[chuckles]
288
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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the eighth annual
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- Tasha Mack white party!
- Miss Mack.
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00:10:20,706 --> 00:10:22,230
- Oh!
- Miss Gardner, let me know
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00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:23,404
- if you need anything.
- Thank you.
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00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:25,407
- Simone! Oh!
- Tash.
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BOTH: Mwah! Mwah!
294
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,931
Girl, I'm so glad
you made it.
295
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,629
Tasha, this is just fabulous.
296
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,847
- Thank you.
- Tasha Mack!
297
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,503
- Ari, oh, girl!
- Oh my goodness, hi, love!
298
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,244
You were fabulous, honey.
299
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:37,548
Thank you so much
for doing this,
300
00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:38,899
I know your schedule is packed.
301
00:10:38,942 --> 00:10:41,292
Oh, no, it's all love.
It's all love.
302
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,163
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
303
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,513
This is Simone Gardner.
304
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,427
She's the headmistress
at Oakmont.
305
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,474
I just love your music,
I am a huge fan.
306
00:10:49,518 --> 00:10:51,389
Thank you so much,
and I'm a huge fan
307
00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:53,347
- of this lady right here.
- [clicks tongue] Mm!
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00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:55,131
Everything she touches,
I support.
309
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,698
- Oh.
- So, here's a little something
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00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,788
- to back that up.
- Oh, thank you!
311
00:10:58,831 --> 00:11:00,268
- Wonderful!
- Oh, sorry.
312
00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,835
No, no, no,
it's all good.
313
00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:03,445
You know, we're raising
over two million dollars
314
00:11:03,488 --> 00:11:05,360
for my girls' empowerment fund.
315
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,100
Oh, I think you mean
endowment fund.
316
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:10,017
No, honey, I mean my girl's
empow-pow-powerment fund!
317
00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:11,365
- Oh!
- Okay?
318
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:12,846
We gotta keep
our girls empowered.
319
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,283
- Come on, let's party.
- [laughing] Okay.
320
00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:19,113
Hey, so Ari said she wants
something tart,
321
00:11:19,155 --> 00:11:21,505
but sweet,
but not sweet-tart.
322
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:22,594
Did you just call me
sweetheart?
323
00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:24,770
If it'll get me a drink.
324
00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:26,990
Just take a list
of the specialty cocktails,
325
00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:28,164
have her scan this.
326
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:34,258
Thank you, sweet-tart.
Mwah!
327
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,347
Okay, now look,
the lobster tails
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00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,959
are too close
to the heat lamps, okay?
329
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,700
And make sure that all
of the bars
330
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have plenty of ice.
331
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:43,311
I'm talking big cubes,
small cubes,
332
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:44,572
square cubes, round cubes.
333
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,139
That ice gotta be right.
334
00:11:46,182 --> 00:11:47,576
Okay, I got it, Tasha.
Who are you, Dr. Seuss?
335
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:49,533
Ooh, I'm gonna put your cat
in my hat.
336
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:51,100
All right,
now all my ladies
337
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:54,235
with the real hair, scream!
338
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,496
[man coughing]
339
00:11:55,539 --> 00:11:56,932
- Hm.
- Ugh.
340
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,719
- Okay, my bad, wrong crowd.
- [laughter]
341
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,416
So, ladies and gentlemen,
on a serious note,
342
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:03,287
tonight we are gonna give...
343
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,854
What the hell
is he doing here,
344
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,376
and who's that bag lady
on his arm?
345
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,162
She better have some cash.
346
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,903
Small cubes-- you definitely
need some small cubes.
347
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:12,905
All right, now we take Venmo,
PayPal, Ass-App.
348
00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:16,431
- [laughter]
- I'm sorry, I mean Cash App.
349
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:17,953
Damnit, Malik.
350
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:20,303
We gonna raise some money
and have some fun.
351
00:12:20,347 --> 00:12:23,264
[cheers and applause]
352
00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:24,700
Okay, Malik, just make it
through the night,
353
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,528
make it through the night.
[muttering]
354
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,616
Let's give it up for my son,
who just does not know
355
00:12:28,659 --> 00:12:30,009
when to leave the stage.
356
00:12:30,052 --> 00:12:31,706
[laughing]
Yes!
357
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,623
Welcome, welcome, everybody.
358
00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:36,145
You know, we are so grateful
359
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,105
for all of your
generous donations.
360
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:39,540
Take a look at this board.
361
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,802
- [scattered "oohs"]
- Oh, yes, honey.
362
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:44,414
We are at 600,000,
and rising!
363
00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,374
- Yes!
- [cheers and applause]
364
00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:52,206
And now, as a little token
of our appreciation,
365
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:55,296
I need each and every one
of you to look under your seats
366
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:59,604
for a very special,
special surprise.
367
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,475
Oh, that's right, yes.
368
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:04,740
See, you get an envelope!
You get an envelope!
369
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:08,177
Everybody gets an envelope!
370
00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,918
- Uh-huh.
- 'Cause you gonna put
371
00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:11,615
some money in it.
372
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:15,837
Oh, and ladies, tonight,
you all get an opportunity
373
00:13:15,881 --> 00:13:19,928
to bid on two of Sin City's
most eligible bachelors.
374
00:13:19,972 --> 00:13:21,451
- [women swooning]
- Let's give it up
375
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:24,106
for all-pro safety,
Garret Evans!
376
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:26,806
- [chuckles]
- Yes!
377
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:30,809
And my son, starting QB,
Malik Wright!
378
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:33,289
Aw, hell no, man.
379
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,292
Look at you,
you are sweating,
380
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,076
eyes are twitching.
[chuckles]
381
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,948
- Classic VWS.
- The hell is VWS, dawg?
382
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,517
Vaginal Withdrawal Symptoms.
383
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:44,432
You're doing
No-Nut November, aren't you?
384
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,912
What?
I ain't doing that.
385
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:49,263
Shit, at the white party?
You out your mind, dawg.
386
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,874
Yo, Malik,
only three more hours
387
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,268
before you got your first
No-Nut day in the books, bro.
388
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:57,096
[chuckles]
Malik, Malik, Malik.
389
00:13:57,139 --> 00:13:59,533
This honest lion
cannot lead the pack.
390
00:13:59,576 --> 00:14:02,841
Good luck on your first day
in abstinence, brother.
391
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,365
You're certainly
gonna need it.
392
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,365
[chuckles]
393
00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:07,629
Sorry, didn't mean to.
394
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,673
Aw, hell no!
395
00:14:09,717 --> 00:14:11,284
Damnit, my mama
know everybody!
396
00:14:11,327 --> 00:14:13,287
Just stay focused, man.
You know, think about--
397
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,115
think about the ownership,
don't even look at her.
398
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,552
I'm focused
on India Baroque.
399
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,206
I'm telling you,
she's as flexible
400
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:21,817
as a rubber band, dawg,
them thighs is calling me!
401
00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,341
- Dawg, get me out of here, bro.
- Come on.
402
00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:27,039
Yeah.
403
00:14:27,082 --> 00:14:29,432
Excuse me, I'll take
a scotch, neat.
404
00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:31,783
[chuckles]
Got it.
405
00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:34,917
Excuse me,
he'll take a scotch, neat.
406
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,049
You're Raquel,
Brittany's friend.
407
00:14:37,092 --> 00:14:38,789
- I'm sorry.
- And you're the guy
408
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,836
all the girls will be bidding
big money on later.
409
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,099
- [chuckles]
- If I could win you for $24,
410
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,144
I'd bid on you myself.
411
00:14:45,187 --> 00:14:46,711
Oh, unfortunately,
you can't afford me.
412
00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,278
I plan to go for at least $28.
413
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,542
[laughing]
414
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,066
Right, so here's
the game plan, all right?
415
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,414
I'm gonna get
the Colonel's attention,
416
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,546
and then you,
you're gonna jump in
417
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:56,851
- and say a few things.
- Mm-hmm.
418
00:14:56,895 --> 00:14:58,114
All right, and then
Miss Gladys,
419
00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,768
I want you to come in,
and you just lay on
420
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,029
- the Southern charm.
- Will do, baby.
421
00:15:01,073 --> 00:15:02,423
- Thank you.
- Oh.
422
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,684
I think we already
got his attention.
423
00:15:03,727 --> 00:15:05,556
- Young Mr. Fields.
- Colonel.
424
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,429
Well, I gotta say,
your golf acumen is outstanding.
425
00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:10,865
Thank you, sir.
426
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:12,432
But we both know
that 90% of the game
427
00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,563
happens between the ears, right?
428
00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:15,174
Mm-hmm.
429
00:15:15,217 --> 00:15:16,958
Colonel, I am Brittany Pitts,
Tasha's associate.
430
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,961
- Pleasure to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
431
00:15:19,004 --> 00:15:22,485
And I'm Gladys Whitaker,
of the Savannah Whitakers.
432
00:15:22,529 --> 00:15:23,879
Do you know, Gladys here,
433
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,359
she won a Savannah
cobbler bakeoff.
434
00:15:25,402 --> 00:15:26,837
- You don't say.
- Mm, that's right.
435
00:15:26,881 --> 00:15:28,361
I love cobbler.
436
00:15:28,404 --> 00:15:30,538
The next time I have
a good cobbler in Vegas
437
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,975
will be my first time.
[laughter]
438
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,456
Well, that's 'cause you,
my dear Colonel,
439
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,240
don't know where to look.
440
00:15:37,283 --> 00:15:39,286
Well, Miss Gladys, you point me
in the right direction.
441
00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:40,721
Will do.
442
00:15:40,764 --> 00:15:42,942
There's a nice place
up in North Vegas.
443
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,855
Thank you so much, honey. Ah!
444
00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:46,249
["We Got the Beat"
by The Go-Go's playing]
445
00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:47,467
Oh, hell no.
446
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,121
Ain't no white music
at the white party.
447
00:15:49,164 --> 00:15:51,298
Tasha, this is Brett Morris.
448
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,778
He's one of Oakmont's
most dedicated donors.
449
00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:55,692
- Ooh!
- Mrs. Mack, what a great event.
450
00:15:55,736 --> 00:15:58,653
I am so inspired
by what you're doing.
451
00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,524
Well, you know,
it's easy to open your heart
452
00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,091
when it's for a good cause,
453
00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:05,051
and it's also easy when you know
a lot of rich folk.
454
00:16:05,094 --> 00:16:07,182
All right! Thank you!
[laughter]
455
00:16:07,226 --> 00:16:09,142
- Ah!
- Well, if you'll excuse me,
456
00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:11,534
I'm gonna go find myself
a dance partner,
457
00:16:11,578 --> 00:16:12,884
because I love this song.
458
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,581
- BOTH: Oh!
- Very nice meeting you.
459
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,886
- Turn it up.
- Oh, Tasha.
460
00:16:15,931 --> 00:16:17,323
- Yeah.
- I know you are gonna be
461
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:20,022
such a great addition
to the Oakmont family.
462
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,588
[gasps]
In fact,
463
00:16:21,631 --> 00:16:23,547
our big scrub is coming up.
464
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:24,984
See, our dedicated parents
465
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,549
bond by getting
their hands dirty
466
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,812
- scrubbing down that academy.
- Ooh.
467
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:30,902
Oh, I know you are just
gonna love
468
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,120
that scrub-a-dub-dub.
469
00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,730
Ooh!
470
00:16:33,774 --> 00:16:35,690
- Okay!
- [laughing]
471
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,779
I ain't scrubbing shit.
472
00:16:38,822 --> 00:16:40,825
But turn that up, baby!
473
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,653
-♪ We, we got the beat
-Oh, yes! White them checks--
474
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,917
I mean, write them checks!
Ah!
475
00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:47,962
You know, I haven't been
to an event like this
476
00:16:48,006 --> 00:16:49,442
since my husband passed.
477
00:16:49,485 --> 00:16:50,835
Oh, my condolences.
478
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,533
Oh, it's all right, honey.
479
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,144
I'm feeling light again.
[chuckles]
480
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:57,277
You know,
that young man Jamison,
481
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,628
he's blessed my life
in so many ways.
482
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,847
I figure the Colonel will do
whatever it takes to sign me,
483
00:17:03,892 --> 00:17:05,762
including inviting Jamison
to camp.
484
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:08,635
That's what I thought.
Okay, but he's a tough nut,
485
00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,073
'cause he's not even budging
on Jamison.
486
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,682
I appreciate
your effort, though.
487
00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:14,336
How do you know Mr. Fields?
488
00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:15,685
Stripping.
489
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,731
S-strip-- stripping?
490
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,472
[laughing]
491
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,214
I joined an exercise class
for seniors.
492
00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,739
- He's our instructor.
- Oh.
493
00:17:24,781 --> 00:17:27,567
Now, look, I'm gonna close
your deal tomorrow, all right?
494
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,874
And I'm gonna get a few
extra mil just for our trouble.
495
00:17:29,917 --> 00:17:33,008
So, I'm thinking,
four years, 75 mil?
496
00:17:34,269 --> 00:17:37,795
About that, I think our current
course of action is best.
497
00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:40,537
He opened his wallet for Malik,
he'll do the same for me.
498
00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:43,236
Okay, wait, wait.
You're joking, right?
499
00:17:43,278 --> 00:17:45,064
- No.
- Okay, 'cause look,
500
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,195
if he don't pay
and your ass get hurt,
501
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,632
you're gonna lose
so much damn money
502
00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,980
they gonna do a documentary
about you
503
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,330
called "Broke-Ass Bloke."
504
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:54,115
I'll honor my contract,
505
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,900
but I won't re-up
unless the Colonel
506
00:17:55,943 --> 00:17:58,294
meets every single dollar
of my demand.
507
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,778
Never met a young man
so caring,
508
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,779
selfless, and dedicated.
509
00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:08,304
Whoo, well, I wish
he'd marry my granddaughter.
510
00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:10,000
[chuckles]
511
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,090
You know, it's a shame
512
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,048
he's not on somebody's
football team.
513
00:18:21,186 --> 00:18:24,145
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's get this bidding started.
514
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,625
- Yeah.
- We've got Malik.
515
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:29,019
He is 6'2" and he is in
prime physical condition.
516
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,195
- Yes, he is.
- As you can see,
517
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:32,459
he's a fine specimen.
He's healthy.
518
00:18:32,501 --> 00:18:33,634
- Whoo!
- He's sturdy,
519
00:18:33,676 --> 00:18:35,201
and he's strong
on the field.
520
00:18:35,243 --> 00:18:36,767
Bro, turn that shit around.
521
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,465
My name ain't Kunta and this
ain't no damn slave auction.
522
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:41,207
[scattered laughter]
523
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:43,686
Let's start the bidding
at $5,000, shall we?
524
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:46,559
I got $5,000 to the lady
with the braids right here.
525
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,170
Can I get $6,000?
526
00:18:48,213 --> 00:18:50,390
$6,000 right there
down front.
527
00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:51,520
Can I get $8,000?
528
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,393
- $8,000.
- $8,000.
529
00:18:53,435 --> 00:18:54,915
Can I get $9,000?
530
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:56,134
$9,000.
531
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,570
Can I get 10?
Ten-thous--
532
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,788
10,000.
533
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,269
I got 10,000
to India Baroque.
534
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:04,143
I love your glute ex,
sweet girl.
535
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,406
Can I get 11,000?
11,000?
536
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,843
I got 11,000 right here.
537
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:11,150
12,000, 12--
12,000 right here.
538
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,673
13?
13 in the back.
539
00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:15,066
- Can I get 14,000?
- 14,000.
540
00:19:15,109 --> 00:19:17,329
I got 14 right over here.
How 'bout 15?
541
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,679
- 15,000!
- Yes!
542
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,594
- [laughing]
- 16,000.
543
00:19:20,636 --> 00:19:22,551
- We got 16.
- Come on, Granny,
544
00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,119
- save me, save me, save me.
- 25,000 cash.
545
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,383
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Granny got bank.
546
00:19:27,426 --> 00:19:31,431
I got $25,000.
Can I get 26?
547
00:19:31,473 --> 00:19:34,520
25 going once.
25 going twice.
548
00:19:34,564 --> 00:19:36,000
Three times, call it.
Call it, call it.
549
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,740
- All righty, sold!
GLADYS: Woo-hoo-hoo!
550
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,002
To that beautiful young lady
with the cane!
551
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:40,395
Yeah, yeah!
552
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,136
All right now.
Move out the way, sugar.
553
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,269
Let me get my stuff.
554
00:19:43,311 --> 00:19:45,357
[glasses clinking]
555
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:51,319
Hey.
Ready for the next drink?
556
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:52,973
Thank you, but I'm good.
557
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,759
Oh, it's just, you know,
the bar's just really backed up,
558
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:57,979
so you should put in
your order now.
559
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:01,808
All right.
560
00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,246
Oh, wait, this one's been
messing up all day.
561
00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:06,422
Try this one.
562
00:20:06,465 --> 00:20:07,989
[beeping]
563
00:20:09,337 --> 00:20:10,948
It's my artist website.
564
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:12,211
Please, just take a listen.
I hope you like it.
565
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,951
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry.
566
00:20:13,994 --> 00:20:16,258
Just...
567
00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:19,869
Looks like Miss Gladys
found herself a date.
568
00:20:19,913 --> 00:20:21,349
She certainly is enchanting.
569
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:22,786
Mm-hmm.
570
00:20:22,829 --> 00:20:25,571
Enchanting enough
to change your mind?
571
00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:29,096
Miss Brittany, Jamison seems
like a nice young man.
572
00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:31,534
But as I told
Tasha and Malik,
573
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:34,232
he's not a good fit
for the Fighting Fury.
574
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:40,413
You good, girl?
575
00:20:40,455 --> 00:20:41,848
- I've been better.
- I heard that.
576
00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,938
["Wobble" by V.I.C. begins]
577
00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:46,069
Oh! That's my shit!
578
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,942
I told y'all
that they'd play this.
579
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,422
- We gotta go.
- No, no, no, no, I can't.
580
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:51,292
- I can't wobble and work.
- Let go!
581
00:20:51,336 --> 00:20:52,685
♪ All the shawties
in the club ♪
582
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,601
♪ Let me see you just
583
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:56,558
♪ Back it up, drop it down,
let me see you just ♪
584
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,909
♪ Get low, scrub the ground,
let me see you just ♪
585
00:20:58,952 --> 00:21:00,346
♪ Push it up, push it up,
let me see you just ♪
586
00:21:00,388 --> 00:21:01,607
Get it, get it, get it,
get it, get it.
587
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:04,653
Y'all ready? Y'all ready?
Ha! Oh!
588
00:21:04,698 --> 00:21:06,655
♪ Baby, wobble,
baby, wobble ♪
589
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,701
♪ Wobble, baby, wobble, baby,
wobble, baby, wobble ♪
590
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:10,573
♪ Wobble, baby, wobble,
baby, wobble, baby, wobble ♪
591
00:21:10,616 --> 00:21:13,315
♪ Get in there,
yeah, yeah ♪
592
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:15,925
♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah
593
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:18,538
♪ Get in there,
yeah, yeah ♪
594
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,147
♪ Get in there, yeah, yeah
595
00:21:20,191 --> 00:21:21,714
Go, Colonel!
596
00:21:21,758 --> 00:21:23,586
[overlapping shouting]
597
00:21:24,586 --> 00:21:26,546
Malik!
What you doing?
598
00:21:26,588 --> 00:21:29,243
Why you look like
a drunk turkey? [laughing]
599
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,723
I'm doing this No-Nut November
thing, mama,
600
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:31,986
I can't bust one
for a whole month.
601
00:21:32,028 --> 00:21:33,422
Got me wobbling
a little off.
602
00:21:33,465 --> 00:21:35,990
Oh, my Wilbur tried that once.
603
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,513
- Uh-huh?
- It was a hellish two days.
604
00:21:38,557 --> 00:21:42,038
Oh, actually, this skirt
is what bumped it.
605
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,954
- Ooh! All right now.
- Whoo!
606
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,826
- Don't hurt nobody.
- [laughing] Okay.
607
00:21:46,869 --> 00:21:49,307
♪ Haters blue in the face
like Gonzo ♪
608
00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,570
♪ 'Cause I'm baking
a cake, so let's bake ♪
609
00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:54,269
♪ Girl, wobble it,
and I'm-a gobble it ♪
610
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,923
♪ I see you moving your head
611
00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:57,968
Malik, I don't know
what is wrong with you, okay?
612
00:21:58,011 --> 00:22:00,057
No matter how many problems
that me and Pookie have,
613
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,451
he give me a variety pack
of nuts, okay?
614
00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:04,365
- Okay, good, okay, yeah.
- I'm talking 'bout peanuts.
615
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,759
- Okay, got it, Mama, got it.
- Almonds, cashews.
616
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,979
- Chocolate-covered nuts.
- Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no.
617
00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:12,374
To nut or not to nut.
That is the question.
618
00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,244
- And the answer...
- Is?
619
00:22:14,288 --> 00:22:16,160
Hell, yeah!
[laughter]
620
00:22:16,203 --> 00:22:18,205
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna make it,
I'm gonna make it.
621
00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,555
Okay.
622
00:22:21,077 --> 00:22:22,689
- I'm gonna make it.
- All right.
623
00:22:22,731 --> 00:22:24,604
♪ I move with the lead
of a pencil ♪
624
00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:26,126
♪ And mine won't miss you,
goodnight kiss you ♪
625
00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:27,911
I'm gonna make it.
626
00:22:27,954 --> 00:22:29,957
♪ Take it there and back
'cause you got pistols ♪
627
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,046
♪ And I don't think Donnie
Vick can run these issues ♪
628
00:22:32,088 --> 00:22:34,917
Oh... oh.
I'm gonna make it.
629
00:22:34,961 --> 00:22:37,050
I'm gonna make it.
630
00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:38,443
He ain't gonna make it.
631
00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:40,532
He is not gonna make it.
632
00:22:40,576 --> 00:22:44,013
I'm not gonna make it.
I ain't gonna make it.
633
00:22:44,057 --> 00:22:46,843
♪ Get in there,
yeah, yeah ♪
634
00:22:46,886 --> 00:22:48,845
But look who made it.
635
00:22:48,888 --> 00:22:52,282
Look who just beat
Oprah, fam!
636
00:22:52,326 --> 00:22:55,374
[cheers and applause]
637
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:57,549
- Over two million!
- Oh, yes!
638
00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,726
And look who is having
a grand old time.
639
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:02,031
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughing]
640
00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:06,079
Where he at?
Wobble, baby, unh, unh, unh.
641
00:23:07,994 --> 00:23:09,865
- [chuckles]
- Oh-ho-ho-ho.
642
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,606
- Mm-hmm.
- Shit.
643
00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:15,480
Ooh.
Wait, wait.
644
00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:16,699
Please respect
my boundaries.
645
00:23:16,742 --> 00:23:18,788
Just relax.
646
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,528
I got your boundaries.
647
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:23,096
[Malik moaning]
648
00:23:24,228 --> 00:23:25,534
Just make it through
the day, Malik,
649
00:23:25,577 --> 00:23:27,884
just make it through the day.
Wait.
650
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,451
Don't wait.
Don't, don't.
651
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,758
[moaning]
652
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,367
Oh, fuck it.
653
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,326
[India moaning]
654
00:23:35,369 --> 00:23:37,938
[watch chiming]
Oh!
655
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:39,329
Whoo!
656
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:40,635
I made it through the day.
657
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,376
Tomorrow will take care
of itself.
658
00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:46,947
Um...
659
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,991
Where are you going?
660
00:23:49,036 --> 00:23:50,429
To celebrate.
661
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,344
Hey, what are you doing
in 29 days?
662
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,826
♪ That's life, five or six
remember last night... ♪
663
00:23:57,871 --> 00:24:01,527
Hey, so I-- I spoke
with the Colonel,
664
00:24:01,569 --> 00:24:03,963
and it's not a "no."
665
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:05,878
It's just a "not right now."
666
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:07,968
But it's okay, because I'm
already working on a plan B.
667
00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,535
Yeah, I appreciate that,
Brittany, but we both know
668
00:24:09,577 --> 00:24:10,797
it's not gonna happen.
669
00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:12,798
My God in heaven.
670
00:24:12,842 --> 00:24:14,974
Jamison Fields.
671
00:24:15,018 --> 00:24:17,586
- I thought that was you.
- Mr. Morris.
672
00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:20,196
What is it,
only, um, 92 days
673
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,634
since you've been out
of prison,
674
00:24:21,676 --> 00:24:24,462
and you're already
at an event like this.
675
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,028
How fucking fair is that?
676
00:24:26,073 --> 00:24:28,117
I did my time.
677
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,858
As far as I'm concerned,
I can go anywhere I want to.
678
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,904
And as far
as I'm concerned,
679
00:24:31,948 --> 00:24:34,342
three years is a joke for what
you did to my daughter.
680
00:24:34,384 --> 00:24:35,996
I didn't do anything
to your daughter, Mr. Morris.
681
00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:37,998
Okay. All right. Everybody--
everybody, calm down.
682
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,479
This criminal
has no business here.
683
00:24:40,521 --> 00:24:42,175
Are you serious, man?
684
00:24:42,219 --> 00:24:43,873
- Jamison, Jamison.
- And I want him gone, now.
685
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:45,483
- No, I need to leave.
- You don't have to go anywhere.
686
00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:46,833
Because if I stay here,
it'll get out of hand.
687
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,182
What the hell is going on here?
688
00:24:48,224 --> 00:24:49,836
I came here to support
young girls
689
00:24:49,878 --> 00:24:51,619
and ensure their future,
but I am forced
690
00:24:51,663 --> 00:24:53,273
to see the thug
who took advantage
691
00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:54,710
- of my little girl?
- Okay, wait a minute.
692
00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:56,277
Can we just talk about this
in private?
693
00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,584
No, no, no, no.
There is nothing to discuss.
694
00:24:58,626 --> 00:25:01,281
You should be ashamed
to let a thug like that
695
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,240
- dishonor this event.
- Wait, hold on.
696
00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:05,025
I'm all about
supporting women.
697
00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,853
Now, I feel for what happened
to you and your daughter,
698
00:25:06,895 --> 00:25:08,507
but what happened to Jamison,
it stinks.
699
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:09,855
'Cause if he was your son,
700
00:25:09,898 --> 00:25:11,291
he would've got
a slap on the wrist.
701
00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:13,946
But his father was Black,
so he went to jail.
702
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:15,730
That's ridiculous,
and it's offensive,
703
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:17,645
- and I want my donation back.
- [scoffs]
704
00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,387
Take your damn donation,
I don't need your money.
705
00:25:21,780 --> 00:25:23,521
Here, take it.
706
00:25:26,436 --> 00:25:28,308
You know, it's pretty obvious
you don't have a daughter,
707
00:25:28,352 --> 00:25:30,659
because you can't understand
that kind of love.
708
00:25:30,702 --> 00:25:32,226
You know what, not only
do I have a daughter,
709
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,444
I have a Black son
who could have suffered
710
00:25:34,489 --> 00:25:36,622
the same fate that Jamison did.
711
00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:39,450
Now, Mr. Morris,
I understand your pain.
712
00:25:39,493 --> 00:25:41,713
But the love that I have
for both of my children
713
00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:43,715
is just as strong
as the love you have for yours.
714
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:44,978
[Morris scoffs]
715
00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,417
[sighs]
716
00:25:50,461 --> 00:25:53,160
See?
Now, that's what happen
717
00:25:53,202 --> 00:25:55,117
when Black folk
throw a white party.
718
00:25:55,162 --> 00:25:56,555
White folk get mad.
719
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:58,121
[laughter]
Ain't that a bitch?
720
00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,688
Whoo!
All right, DJ.
721
00:25:59,731 --> 00:26:01,384
[snapping]
Drop that beat.
722
00:26:01,429 --> 00:26:02,734
[music begins]
723
00:26:02,778 --> 00:26:05,346
All right, y'all,
the night is still young.
724
00:26:05,388 --> 00:26:07,130
- Tasha.
- [sighs]
725
00:26:07,173 --> 00:26:09,219
- I am so sorry.
- No, no, no.
726
00:26:09,262 --> 00:26:10,960
Listen, the past few days,
727
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:14,181
Malik, Miss Brittany, and...
728
00:26:14,223 --> 00:26:18,271
that nice older lady--
with a knife--
729
00:26:18,315 --> 00:26:21,536
have all been asking me
to give Jamison a second chance.
730
00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:24,146
But what you just did...
[chuckles]
731
00:26:24,191 --> 00:26:25,800
...to Brett Morris?
[grunts]
732
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,803
That was inspired.
733
00:26:27,846 --> 00:26:30,849
If all these people,
and you, a woman whose opinion
734
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,634
I've grown to respect,
735
00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:34,722
see something that special
in this young man,
736
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,289
then I guess I can risk
seeing it too.
737
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,118
You tell him he's got
a spot on training camp.
738
00:26:39,162 --> 00:26:40,468
Are you serious, Colonel?
739
00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:41,903
Book it.
740
00:26:41,948 --> 00:26:45,211
And now,
fix my Garret problem.
741
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,648
Okay.
Ah!
742
00:26:49,477 --> 00:26:51,521
Tasha!
We did it!
743
00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:54,002
Slow your roll, baby boss.
Okay, I did it.
744
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:57,963
And it cost me 200 grand
and a victory over Oprah.
745
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,794
You invited Jamison
and that old lady, didn't you?
746
00:27:02,837 --> 00:27:04,448
Yeah, I did.
747
00:27:04,491 --> 00:27:05,884
That was a baller move.
748
00:27:05,928 --> 00:27:07,625
Some might call it
a Mack move.
749
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,758
Yeah, some fool would, okay?
750
00:27:09,801 --> 00:27:12,455
But if that fool
is fool enough
751
00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,458
to ever pull a stunt
like that again,
752
00:27:14,501 --> 00:27:16,939
she could be
out of a job, okay?
753
00:27:16,982 --> 00:27:18,723
Okay.
754
00:27:19,768 --> 00:27:21,074
Turn it up.
755
00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:24,946
["Voodoo Hoodoo"
by Marco Vitali playing]
756
00:27:24,990 --> 00:27:26,078
What'd I miss?
757
00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:30,605
I've never done anything
like that in my life, you know?
758
00:27:30,648 --> 00:27:32,040
But I just-- I don't even know
what got into me.
759
00:27:32,085 --> 00:27:33,477
I just had to shoot
my shot, you know?
760
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,348
We're not friends, okay?
761
00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,179
[gasps]
I am so sorry.
762
00:27:39,221 --> 00:27:40,528
It's okay, it's okay.
763
00:27:40,570 --> 00:27:42,486
It was a stank move,
but it worked.
764
00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:44,314
I have a producer friend
named Avery J.,
765
00:27:44,357 --> 00:27:46,098
- and she thinks you're dope.
- My G--
766
00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,535
She started following you.
767
00:27:47,577 --> 00:27:49,711
You got skills.
Keep working it, okay?
768
00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:52,496
Oh my-- thank you.
Thank you.
769
00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,498
- Oh my God!
- What? What? What?
770
00:27:54,541 --> 00:27:57,109
I knew it!
She said I got skills!
771
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,676
What, she said you got skills?
772
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,113
Tasha said I'm a baby boss.
773
00:28:00,155 --> 00:28:02,636
[both shrieking, laughing]
774
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,683
Oh my God.
775
00:28:05,727 --> 00:28:06,989
Stop.
776
00:28:08,034 --> 00:28:10,992
- You're fired.
- Sorry.
777
00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,559
We should get wasted
828 style.
778
00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:14,431
828! Okay, I would love to,
I would love to,
779
00:28:14,474 --> 00:28:16,825
but really, I gotta--
I gotta handle something.
780
00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:20,088
But I will see you
at home, maybe.
781
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:22,178
Miss Navarro, care to dance?
782
00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:24,528
Dance?
I, um...
783
00:28:24,571 --> 00:28:27,401
I just spent my $24.
[chuckles]
784
00:28:27,443 --> 00:28:30,098
It's okay.
I'll take credit cards.
785
00:28:31,186 --> 00:28:35,757
$1,935,000!
786
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,672
[cheers and applause]
787
00:28:37,715 --> 00:28:40,587
Yes!
Yes!
788
00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:42,415
Wonderful.
789
00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,114
BOTH: Thank you so much!
790
00:28:45,157 --> 00:28:46,986
[laughing]
791
00:28:47,028 --> 00:28:49,770
Get that.
Ah! Perfect.
792
00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,555
- Okay.
- There you go, honey.
793
00:28:51,598 --> 00:28:53,252
You know, that's almost as much
as Oprah raised for us.
794
00:28:53,296 --> 00:28:55,603
- Really?
- Yes.
795
00:28:55,645 --> 00:28:58,084
I didn't know.
[chuckles]
796
00:28:58,126 --> 00:28:59,780
- So, Simone, listen.
- Yes?
797
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:02,000
Now, my daughter
Kai is eight,
798
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:04,699
but she is already beating
teenagers in tennis,
799
00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:06,656
and I just know
that Oakmont
800
00:29:06,701 --> 00:29:09,050
would take her game
to the next level.
801
00:29:09,095 --> 00:29:12,054
- You are clearly invested.
- Mm-hmm.
802
00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:15,753
So, I am gonna sign you up
for the big scrub.
803
00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:18,278
Oh!
Okay, well, you know what?
804
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,194
As the check shows,
I'm down with Oakmont, okay?
805
00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,806
But I'm also CEO
of my own company,
806
00:29:24,849 --> 00:29:27,026
you know, which is
very demanding to my schedule.
807
00:29:27,068 --> 00:29:29,723
You know, women in charge
like us.
808
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,074
Girl pow-pow-power.
809
00:29:32,117 --> 00:29:34,947
Yeah, see, Tasha,
parent participation
810
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,599
- is mandatory.
- Mm-hmm.
811
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:38,384
You can miss
one event per term,
812
00:29:38,427 --> 00:29:39,951
but that's it,
there's no exceptions.
813
00:29:39,994 --> 00:29:44,130
So, either you're all in,
Tasha,
814
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,695
or Kai won't be.
815
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,654
I'm sorry.
816
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:50,005
- But this is wonderful.
- Yes.
817
00:29:50,048 --> 00:29:52,050
- Thank you so much for this.
- You're welcome.
818
00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:55,270
- You know, that is $1,935,000.
- Yes.
819
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:56,837
I'm gonna need
to get a bigger purse.
820
00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:58,012
[both laughing]
821
00:29:58,057 --> 00:30:00,189
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
822
00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:07,326
♪ But I genuinely feel
we should be ♪
823
00:30:08,762 --> 00:30:14,637
♪ So I cling to
a speck of hope ♪
824
00:30:14,682 --> 00:30:20,818
♪ Hope that you'll see me,
please, oh please ♪
825
00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:27,913
♪ And I'm reeling,
there's no need to speculate ♪
826
00:30:27,955 --> 00:30:32,134
♪ I'm already on my knees
827
00:30:33,656 --> 00:30:39,054
♪ Severed ties, jumped hurdles
to be here ♪
828
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:44,364
♪ Now, I'm frantically
dousing the flames ♪
829
00:30:44,406 --> 00:30:47,976
You know, um...
you shouldn't drink alone.
830
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,807
What were you thinking
inviting me to that party?
831
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:57,376
- I was humiliated out there.
- I'm sorry.
832
00:30:57,420 --> 00:30:59,552
I honestly had no idea
who he was.
833
00:30:59,596 --> 00:31:00,989
You didn't care who he was.
834
00:31:01,032 --> 00:31:02,469
This was not about me,
this was about you
835
00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:03,862
proving yourself to Tasha.
836
00:31:03,904 --> 00:31:05,515
Yes, I wanna prove myself
just like you do.
837
00:31:05,558 --> 00:31:07,212
But the reason
I go so hard for you
838
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,866
is because I believe in you.
839
00:31:10,564 --> 00:31:13,696
Seeing that man tonight,
840
00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:16,221
that look he had in his eyes,
841
00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:18,615
that brought back
so many memories.
842
00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:22,531
I was 18.
843
00:31:22,576 --> 00:31:23,969
And cocky.
844
00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:28,973
Allison was 16, rich.
845
00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:30,758
Her parents
did not want us together.
846
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:34,544
And then my birthday came
right before prom.
847
00:31:34,587 --> 00:31:36,676
She lied to them
so we can go together,
848
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,897
and then, that night, we, um...
849
00:31:42,638 --> 00:31:44,510
It was our first time.
850
00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,123
We fell asleep
right in each other's arms.
851
00:31:50,472 --> 00:31:53,172
But the next morning,
the cops were everywhere.
852
00:31:55,782 --> 00:31:58,002
I was arrested
and promised probation
853
00:31:58,046 --> 00:31:59,961
if I pleaded no contest.
854
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:01,788
But the judge
had other plans.
855
00:32:03,442 --> 00:32:06,489
The whole thing
is just so messed up.
856
00:32:06,532 --> 00:32:09,797
I served three years in prison
857
00:32:09,839 --> 00:32:11,930
for just making love
to my girlfriend.
858
00:32:14,627 --> 00:32:16,542
I just want my life back.
859
00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:22,766
I know nothing can change
what happened to you.
860
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,856
But you will get
your life back, Jamison.
861
00:32:28,423 --> 00:32:30,251
And it starts
with following your dreams.
862
00:32:31,905 --> 00:32:33,646
The Colonel...
863
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:36,866
he's invited you
to training camp.
864
00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:42,089
So, you, sir, are officially
a pro football player.
865
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:49,228
[choking up]
I'm sorry, what?
866
00:32:49,270 --> 00:32:51,577
Yeah, it worked.
867
00:32:51,621 --> 00:32:53,536
[laughing]
Holy...
868
00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:55,320
- So, it actually worked!
- It worked.
869
00:32:55,364 --> 00:32:58,019
It worked!
[laughing]
870
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,891
Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
871
00:33:06,548 --> 00:33:09,116
I never thought I would tell
anybody that story.
872
00:33:11,684 --> 00:33:13,034
MALIK: Whoo!
873
00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:15,863
It's the no-nut
afterparty, baby!
874
00:33:15,905 --> 00:33:17,778
- And now, Miss Gladys?
- Uh-huh?
875
00:33:17,820 --> 00:33:19,692
You know
there's a big old pole upstairs
876
00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,041
with your name on it,
don't you?
877
00:33:21,086 --> 00:33:22,565
GLADYS:
Yeah, uh-uh-uh-uh.
878
00:33:22,608 --> 00:33:24,698
Remember, I told you,
my name is Cinnamon.
879
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,568
- Oh, Cinnamon.
- Yeah.
880
00:33:26,613 --> 00:33:29,181
All right, well, I guess
I'm No-Nutmeg.
881
00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:31,182
Ain't no party
like a No-Nut party,
882
00:33:31,226 --> 00:33:33,619
'cause a No-Nut party
don't stop, whoo!
883
00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:41,019
♪
884
00:33:41,069 --> 00:33:45,619
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