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♪ Work for that money
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♪ Get that money for the work
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♪ Then I spit
the hottest verse ♪
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♪ When I'm flying
around the earth ♪
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♪ Cash in hand,
I turn a penny to a grand ♪
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♪ When I'm ready, I'm-a land
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♪ Rocking steady
for my fans ♪
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♪ Never hesitate
'bout these dead presidents ♪
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♪ Touch my Benjamins,
yeah ♪
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♪ I'll be endin' them
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♪ Choppin' up,
I'm blendin' them ♪
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♪ Eating up
like Benjamins, yeah ♪
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- [grunts]
- Jamison.
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Jamison!
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♪ Hit another flow
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- ♪ Shine so bright...
- What's up!
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My fault, Zeke. [chuckles]
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Was I too loud?
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No, you were too long.
Look,
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coaches are arriving soon.
It's time to go.
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You're flying into
West Georgia Regional,
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and I reserved you
a pickup truck.
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A pickup?
I told you a Benz.
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Yes, but this is the South.
A truck?
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A truck says, "Honey, I know
the rules and I play by them."
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Hmm. Okay.
I see you, baby boss.
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All right, but next time,
Benz means Benz.
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- Now say it with me.
- BOTH: Benz means Benz.
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Mm-hmm.
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You been at it
for five hours, Jay.
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Yeah, you just as hungry
as you was in high school.
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I try, man.
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I used to be that hungry.
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Yeah.
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No offense, Zeke,
but you don't look like
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you been that hungry
in a minute, bro.
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- [both laugh]
- Oh, well, you got jokes.
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Look, on the real,
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training camp's
starting soon,
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it's the last day
I can let you in.
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- Come on, man.
- Gotta find a new gym.
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What--what if I come
midnight to three?
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No can do.
I need this job.
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No, I--I appreciate it.
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Thank you.
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Bye, Zeke.
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Oh, and your Mack Attack
Study Sack.
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In there
there's a tablet
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with videos,
all things Keith Kincaid
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from his Pop Warner days
to his fishing trips
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to his first birthday party.
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As well as
a sports drink mock-up
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and peanut butter logs.
Homemade.
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Flight time is approximately
four hours,
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which means we've got
plenty of time
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- to go over your pitch.
- "We"?
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No, no, no, see,
me is going to Georgia.
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You are staying right here.
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No...why?
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The White Party is not gonna
plan itself, right?
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Okay. Now pick up
my dry cleaning
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and don't forget
Malik's signed jerseys.
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Oh, and I need you
to clean and organize
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all of my earrings.
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Organize? How,
by hoops and dangles?
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Alphabetical.
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Diamond, gold, and platinum.
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Now handle your business,
New School,
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so you can handle mine.
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You know, I'd do a better job
of handling yours
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if I was going with you.
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Hmm. Okay.
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There are two emergency exits
on this plane,
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so please take a moment
to locate them
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and then get the hell
off of my aircraft.
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Take your ass to work.
Thank you!
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For not flying
Tasha Mack Airlines.
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Bye bye. [chuckles]
Have a nice day!
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Don't get nothing
on you, girl.
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♪ I see her
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♪ She came with her ...
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♪ Mmm, but she gon' slide
right to my side, I know ♪
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♪ She pulled up
with her friends ♪
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♪ Nah, she gotta go,
ask me her name ♪
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♪ I swear
I don't even ... know ♪
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- It's tilted.
- Really?
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Y'all think it's tilted?
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Yeah, I think it's tilted.
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I think he's tilted.
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Where'd he learn to do all
that handyman shit, anyway?
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Oh, it's definitely tilted.
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But you get what you pay for.
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Thank you, Miss Brittany.
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It's a smidge to the left.
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Is that better?
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Perfect.
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Malik, I got the jerseys,
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and now I'm off
to clean ear wax
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off your mother's
diamond studs.
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- Ah. Earring duty.
- Mm.
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- Yeah.
- Yo, good luck with that.
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Good luck with, um,
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whatever this is.
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[both chuckle]
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So, Malik, I cut the yard,
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fixed the door,
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the TV is perfect.
Anything else?
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Nah, just take care
of them boxes
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and you're good to go, bruh.
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Yes, sir.
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Hey, look, man.
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I really appreciate this.
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With the extra cash,
I can finally join a gym.
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I can train
with a position coach.
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Well, dawg, don't thank me.
Thank my moms.
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It was her idea.
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Too much testosterone
makes me nervous.
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Yo, Malik,
hit that volume.
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It's Emmanuel Acho.
I think he talking you up.
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[Emmanuel on TV]
...and I gotta be honest:
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Malik Wright
is an embarrassment.
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Players don't get ownership
chances like this often.
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And when they do,
it's Malik Wright?
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A paraplegic-punching,
womanizing,
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immature playboy?
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Playboy? Who the hell
you calling a playboy?
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Hear me when I say this:
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this experiment
is guaranteed
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to humiliate Black folks
everywhere.
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Is this really the face
you want of Black ownership?
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My answer?
An emphatic, resounding,
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unapologetic no.
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And don't tweet at me,
don't DM me,
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-don't text me.
- Fuck you!
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-WOMAN: Oh, my gosh.
-I said what I said.
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We'll be back
onToday in Sports.
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Glad we got
that extended warranty.
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Bitch-ass.
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[theme music plays]
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♪ You tell me, take it easy
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♪ Day by day
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Can you believe this?
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I'm nothing more than
a glorified errand girl.
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Wish I could be
a shoulder to cry on.
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I just have to focus
on this showcase--
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I mean, like, yes,
I messed up, okay?
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But I still have
a lot to offer, right?
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But how do you explain that
to Tasha Mack?
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♪ You need Tasha Mack
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♪ Or she'll fire you
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♪ You need Tasha Mack
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♪ Or we ain't got food
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- [giggles]
- So annoying.
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See, Kate,
I'm changing the game, okay?
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So Mogulmagazine has got
to rank me higher
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than 14 this year.
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All right, y'all got Oprah
at number one?
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[scoffs] You need to compare
those résumés,
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'cause Tasha Mack whoops
Oprah Winfrey's ass
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all day long and
then twice on Sundays.
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Well, it sounds like
you're intent on reaching
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the top of our
100 Most Powerful Women's issue,
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and frankly,
a little obsessed with Oprah.
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Don't confuse obsession
with inspiration, okay?
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And my inspiration
is going down this year.
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- Garret.
- Yo.
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A lion don't smash
the same lion
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his whole damn life,
so why the hell should I?
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That wasn't the subtext
of the podcast.
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Oh, well, what was the subtext
of the podcast, Idris Elbow?
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It was about abstaining
from sex.
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Or any ejaculation,
for that matter.
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- Hmm.
- Have you seriously
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never heard
of No Nut November?
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- No Nut what?
- November.
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Why would anybody
intentionally abstain
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from the most pleasurable
act in existence?
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That's why God made women,
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and He wanted them
to have fun, too,
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so he created me.
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Because they want
emotional clarity,
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willpower, intellect.
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MALIK:
Blue balls? [chuckles]
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You talkin' about
No Nut November?
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- Oh! Not you too, man!
- Yes.
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It's a thing. It's a thing.
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It's not even November.
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- Oh, it's here.
- Wh-What is?
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Well, you said you hated
your furniture,
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so I ordered a few pieces
to, you know,
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828 Style this place up.
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- Surprise.
- Oh!
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My stuff is kinda old.
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I'm pretty sure my grandma
invented sex on that couch.
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Ew.
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- Abuelita.
- So...
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- how should we arrange it?
- I would love to,
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I just--I really
have to finish this song.
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But I trust you.
Just make it your home.
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[phone ringing]
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This is Brittany.
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Name another Black person,
all right,
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that has signed a number one
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overall drafted white
quarterback.
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You can't!
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All right, this my
Jackie Robinson moment, girl.
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So you're saying that you've
officially signed Keith Kincaid,
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a player that many are calling
the next Peyton Manning,
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and I can quote you?
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Hell, you can chisel it
on Mount Rushmore.
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I might be the first
Black person there, too.
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- Okay? [laughs]
- [phone rings]
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Oh, excuse me, Kate.
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I'll be back in two shakes
of a lamb's tail.
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- This better be good.
-BRITTANY: Tasha,
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Keith Kincaid called.
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He's canceling his meeting.
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He's signing
with somebody else.
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The hell he is.
Okay, look.
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Don't nobody cancel
on Tasha Mack.
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I need you to get me
his address, okay?
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- I'm on it.
- Thank you.
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Hey. I'm sorry, Kate.
Now where were we?
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You were channeling
Jackie Robinson,
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and I was just about
to quote you.
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You know, we just might want
to put that on ice
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for a minute, okay?
But, uh,
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the Tasha Mack Agency
will be singing Keith Kincaid.
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My career highlights
to get into Baltimore:
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I had five sacks,
ten tackles,
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- and an interception.
- Oh.
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And you think that's because
you were backed up.
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Hmm? [chuckles]
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"No Nut November:
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How I Took My Life Back
in 30 Days"?
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What else you got up
in that hobo sack? A Walkman?
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An MC Hammer cassette tape?
Huh?
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Just remember: The squirrel with
no nuts
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climbs a tree faster
than his enemies.
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Ah! Well, the squirrel
with no nuts is stupid.
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And eventually
he gonna starve to death.
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Whoo! All right.
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Oh, yeah, uh,
I regripped all your clubs.
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Ah, familiar with
the gentleman's game, eh?
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Oh, yes, sir.
I played back in high school.
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Back-to-back state champs.
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Oh, you might want to join us
at the Owner's Open.
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Might learn something
watching me
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chop it up with
the one-percenters, huh?
250
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Might also not.
251
00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:31,946
No, I would
definitely love to,
252
00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:33,163
but I can't wear this.
253
00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:34,948
You don't have
to wear that, man.
254
00:08:34,991 --> 00:08:37,168
I got something for you.
And listen,
255
00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:39,301
if you come, you better be
a fly on the wall.
256
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:40,911
I don't want to hear
a peep out of you, bruh,
257
00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:42,043
and don't you bring
your ass down there
258
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,347
- and embarrass me, okay?
- Yes, sir.
259
00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:44,827
All right, man.
260
00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:50,878
Boom! That's
what I'm talking 'bout,
261
00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,315
and I nutted this morning
for breakfast.
262
00:08:53,357 --> 00:08:55,360
I call it Jizzing in July.
263
00:08:55,403 --> 00:08:56,971
Ah! Ah! Ah!
264
00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,320
Huh? You like that?
265
00:08:58,363 --> 00:09:00,539
[Malik laughs]
266
00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:03,933
Thank you.
267
00:09:07,458 --> 00:09:08,417
Hey, girl.
268
00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,158
What the hell did you do?
269
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,376
You know, I thought I'd
828 Style the whole place up.
270
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,205
Girl, look.
271
00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:15,729
See the color scheme?
You see?
272
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:17,381
It's the whole
seaside vibe that you love!
273
00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:20,428
Yeah. Where's my stuff?
My coffee table?
274
00:09:20,471 --> 00:09:21,517
That old foot locker you said
275
00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,692
you would get rid of
since college?
276
00:09:22,735 --> 00:09:24,475
Girl, don't worry.
277
00:09:24,519 --> 00:09:26,173
The mission needed that stuff
way more than we did.
278
00:09:26,216 --> 00:09:28,219
You donated my stuff
to the mission.
279
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:29,046
Yeah.
280
00:09:30,307 --> 00:09:32,397
I gotta get my trunk.
281
00:09:32,441 --> 00:09:35,096
Raquel...wait.
282
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,533
♪♪♪
283
00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,283
I'm telling you,
that vintage Rolie,
284
00:09:49,326 --> 00:09:50,284
that's the way to go.
285
00:09:50,327 --> 00:09:51,415
[chuckles]
286
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,288
♪♪♪
287
00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:54,898
- Oh ho!
- Ho, ho, ho!
288
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,812
MAN ON PA:
Playing in Group Three,
289
00:09:56,856 --> 00:09:58,249
-Colonel Ulysses Thatcher...
-[applause]
290
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,903
Mr. Garret Evans,
Mr. Trey Smith,
291
00:10:00,947 --> 00:10:03,820
and Mr. El "Dee-bar-gee" Wright.
292
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,039
El DeBarge, man!
Like the singer!
293
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,433
Malik, they didn't call
my name on the list.
294
00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:11,000
Yeah. That's 'cause
you're not playing.
295
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,916
Hey, fellas...
296
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,484
Y'all remember Jamison.
He's my caddie.
297
00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:16,919
You gentlemen
didn't bring caddies?
298
00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:19,836
Mine couldn't make it.
He got stuck in 1965.
299
00:10:19,879 --> 00:10:21,229
[polite laughter]
300
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:23,100
Why would you bring me
if I'm not playing?
301
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:25,625
Relax, "Beggar" Vance.
Listen, you got one job today
302
00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:26,755
and that's to make me
look good, all right?
303
00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:27,844
Easy money.
304
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,673
- Easy money.
- Easy money.
305
00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:32,893
[indistinct sports announcer
on radio]
306
00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:35,286
Where is he?
Where is he?
307
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,331
Aha!
308
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,509
There's my white whale
right there.
309
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:42,729
[laughs]
Oh, I see you.
310
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:46,254
Miss? What happened to
the stuff inside the trunk?
311
00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,734
[pressing cash register keys]
312
00:10:50,736 --> 00:10:53,477
Raquel? What the hell
was in that trunk?
313
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,566
A yo-yo.
314
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:56,220
A yo-yo?
315
00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:57,918
Raq, I will give you
$100 Cash App
316
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,267
so you can have
a trunk full of yo-yos.
317
00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:01,182
Wow, you really think
money fixes everything.
318
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,183
No, just everything
yo-yo-related.
319
00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,620
And why wouldn't you?
If my parents bought me
320
00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:07,187
something shiny or new
every time I lost something,
321
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:08,668
that would make me
a narcissist, too.
322
00:11:09,929 --> 00:11:11,714
I'm sorry, okay?
323
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,106
I'm sorry
I threw your things away,
324
00:11:13,149 --> 00:11:15,022
but, Raquel, it is a yo-yo.
325
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:18,373
A yo-yo my mom gave to me,
that means everything?
326
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,201
Don't you have anything
in your life
327
00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:22,028
that you would do whatever
to protect it?
328
00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:24,726
Of course not.
329
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,380
[phone ringing]
330
00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:28,557
How could you when you're
constantly running away
331
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:31,428
from everyone and everything
that even tries to come close?
332
00:11:31,472 --> 00:11:34,736
[ringing continues]
333
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,390
Not right now, Mom.
334
00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,826
Exactly.
335
00:11:41,961 --> 00:11:44,790
What do you say
we make this interesting?
336
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,053
Oh, easy, Malik.
I smell a setup.
337
00:11:47,096 --> 00:11:48,707
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm all about
338
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:49,883
making things interesting,
Colonel.
339
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,537
Let's, uh--
let's go with 5 Gs a hole.
340
00:11:53,842 --> 00:11:56,846
Well, that's interesting
for a player.
341
00:11:56,889 --> 00:11:59,849
Owners play
for 100 grand a hole.
342
00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,764
Oh, shit. Oh, you wanna
make it real interesting? Okay.
343
00:12:02,808 --> 00:12:04,158
[chuckles]
344
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,594
Okay, let's do it.
345
00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,908
- [ball falls in hole]
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:17,519
Cash transfers only, son.
347
00:12:17,562 --> 00:12:19,389
- Get your popcorn ready.
- MALIK: Ha!
348
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:20,740
Popcorn's already ready.
349
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:23,090
[laughs] Been popped.
350
00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:26,354
It's gonna be
an interesting day, Malik.
351
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,182
Yep.
352
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,926
That's $1.8 million.
353
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,754
Keith Kincaid!
354
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,105
Tasha Mack.
We need to talk.
355
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,368
I'm sorry you came all this way
for nothing, Ms. Mack,
356
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,934
but, like I'd already
told your office,
357
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:44,067
- I'm done taking meetings.
- Okay, no offense, but
358
00:12:44,110 --> 00:12:46,200
I didn't fly four hours
and drive my Black ass
359
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:47,418
all the way
through Klan country
360
00:12:47,461 --> 00:12:49,202
to take no for an answer.
361
00:12:49,245 --> 00:12:51,030
Look, I understand, and
I respect your hustle, ma'am,
362
00:12:51,073 --> 00:12:53,206
but my mind is made up.
363
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,991
Oh, I respect that you're
calling me "ma'am," son.
364
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,341
But I'm not going anywhere
365
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,081
until I get that meeting
you promised me.
366
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:03,433
All right, well,
if you're staying,
367
00:13:03,477 --> 00:13:05,087
go ahead and
grab yourself a bucket.
368
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,351
Rosie ain't gonna
milk herself.
369
00:13:08,395 --> 00:13:11,138
[stammers]
You expect me to milk a cow?
370
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,748
Oh, no, ma'am.
No, I expect you
371
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,663
to get back in your little
rented pickup right there
372
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,706
and then you can fly back to
373
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,360
wherever it is
you flew in from.
374
00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,801
Give me that damn bucket.
375
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,238
[huffs]
376
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:28,067
Rosie? Come on, heifer.
377
00:13:30,678 --> 00:13:31,985
Aah!
378
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,727
You see it?
379
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,953
COLONEL: So, Garret.
380
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:46,826
What do you do with all that
money I'm paying you?
381
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:49,437
[Garret chuckles]
Well,
382
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,351
I've bought a fair amount
of zero-coupon bonds
383
00:13:51,394 --> 00:13:53,179
to set aside for
my nieces and nephews
384
00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:54,615
to attend university.
385
00:13:54,658 --> 00:13:57,879
You don't seem like a guy
to invest in zero bonds.
386
00:13:57,923 --> 00:14:00,708
I take risks on commodities
that become more valuable
387
00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:02,450
as they mature, Colonel.
388
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,495
Yeah, the market's on fire
right now.
389
00:14:04,538 --> 00:14:06,802
Oh, as in burning down.
390
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,370
It plummeted 300 points,
which means it's time to buy.
391
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,413
Yeah, yeah, that's what
I'm saying.
392
00:14:10,457 --> 00:14:12,111
It's time to buy.
393
00:14:12,154 --> 00:14:13,374
- Real estate.
- Real estate.
394
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,679
Good call. I'll double
my profit this year
395
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,986
with the Fury and dump a big
chunk of that into real estate.
396
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,293
Well, that's quite a chunk,
Colonel,
397
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:22,077
considering you did
2.5 billion last year.
398
00:14:22,121 --> 00:14:24,820
I mean, if you believe "Forbes,"
that is.
399
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,865
- You're a subscriber, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
400
00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:28,649
Well, listen,
I bought up Bitcoin.
401
00:14:28,692 --> 00:14:29,693
It's the money of the future,
am I right?
402
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,177
Oh, you really shouldn't deal
in volatility, Malik.
403
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,004
Listen to him, Malik.
404
00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:37,485
Garret knows
what he's talking about.
405
00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,533
- Hey, Malik.
- Oh.
406
00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:43,751
I found your balls.
407
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,850
What?
408
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,243
Got the genes
of a pro athlete.
409
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,897
What'd you expect?
410
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,638
Is it--
what is that? What is that?
411
00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:01,988
Oh!
412
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,599
Steady on, Malik.
413
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,948
How much are you down
to the Colonel already?
414
00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,125
He's down 300K.
415
00:15:09,168 --> 00:15:10,865
That's a whole house,
where I'm from.
416
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:14,000
Bruh, owners don't have losses.
We have write-offs.
417
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,261
Right, but if you actually want
to win this hole,
418
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,697
you might want to use
an iron.
419
00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:17,786
Dawg, I'm trying
to be aggressive.
420
00:15:17,828 --> 00:15:19,091
I'm down a whole house.
421
00:15:19,134 --> 00:15:20,962
Yes, a cheap,
broke-down-ass house,
422
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,008
but it's still a house.
423
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,357
Remember the Dallas playoff?
424
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,750
When you could've scrambled,
but you checked down
425
00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,577
to the running back
and got the first down?
426
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:28,971
And the next play,
you won the game?
427
00:15:29,014 --> 00:15:30,102
Yeah.
428
00:15:30,145 --> 00:15:32,192
So put the driver down,
429
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,628
use an iron.
430
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:34,976
You better be right.
431
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,936
Trust me, just try it out.
432
00:15:39,024 --> 00:15:40,243
Okay?!
433
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:42,592
- Ha!
- Bollocks!
434
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:44,421
- [laughter]
- Whoo!
435
00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,596
That's what I'm talking about,
man, yeah.
436
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,211
I can't believe it!
Where is my shit?
437
00:15:54,169 --> 00:15:57,913
Look, I'm sorry.
Okay, I--really, I didn't know--
438
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,959
- Stop.
- I didn't know!
439
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:06,269
Brit, you know, we didn't have
a lot when we were growing up.
440
00:16:06,312 --> 00:16:09,924
Always moving, always
leaving something behind.
441
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,971
But my mom always made sure
I had that stupid toy.
442
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:18,238
She said it represented
her love for me.
443
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,023
In life I may have
highs and lows, ups and downs,
444
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,894
but she'll always be there to...
445
00:16:23,938 --> 00:16:25,418
to catch me
when I bounce back.
446
00:16:27,115 --> 00:16:28,509
Like a yo-yo.
447
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,813
I know it's stupid.
448
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:32,947
No.
449
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,822
I envy you,
'cause I don't have
450
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:40,563
a single possession
I would do a dumpster dive for.
451
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:43,827
You're dumpster diving now.
452
00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,138
'Cause you're my yo-yo.
453
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:58,104
Give me a hug,
you little ashy-ass.
454
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,105
Oh, you want a hug
from a narcissist?
455
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,673
I--I'm--I'm sorry
I called you that.
456
00:17:02,716 --> 00:17:04,109
Even though
that's what you are,
457
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,025
I think we should chill out
on the name calling.
458
00:17:08,548 --> 00:17:09,767
Son of a bitch.
459
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:11,942
- Excuse me?
- No, no, look.
460
00:17:13,509 --> 00:17:16,077
Oh, son of a bitch!
461
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,558
Hey, hey.
462
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,430
Raquel. Raquel! Come here.
463
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,220
Soo-ey!
464
00:17:27,262 --> 00:17:29,265
Soo-ey!
Come here, little piggy!
465
00:17:29,308 --> 00:17:31,310
Soo-ey!
466
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:33,703
["The Devil Went Down
to Georgia" plays]
467
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,096
[cow moos]
468
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,882
♪♪♪
469
00:17:37,925 --> 00:17:39,144
- All right. Hold that.
- Whoa, whoa.
470
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:41,059
What's wrong? Hold it.
471
00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,583
Aah! Soo-ey!
472
00:17:42,625 --> 00:17:44,846
Now, where in the world
did you learn to call hogs?
473
00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,542
That's how I scared
the owners
474
00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,022
into giving me what I want.
475
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,894
Gotcha. Well, you also
scared off the pigs.
476
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,157
No. Come on.
477
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,028
The day's still young.
Let's go.
478
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,336
♪ But I'm
a fiddle player, too ♪
479
00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:58,032
♪ And if you'd care
to take a dare ♪
480
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,948
- ♪ I'll make a bet with you
- [cow moos]
481
00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,557
♪ Now you played pretty good
fiddle, boy ♪
482
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:02,690
♪ But give the devil his due
483
00:18:02,732 --> 00:18:05,258
Ah, yeah!
Say "new money."
484
00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,303
Soo-ey! Ooh.
485
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:08,782
Okay. All right,
all right, all right.
486
00:18:08,826 --> 00:18:10,219
Soo-ey!
487
00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:12,134
Ha! Oh, you better
watch them forks.
488
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,614
- [snorts]
- Okay. Ha-ha!
489
00:18:13,656 --> 00:18:15,702
Not bad!
490
00:18:15,746 --> 00:18:17,008
You got some Kahlua?
491
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:19,358
"New money." There you go.
Say it.
492
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:21,056
- New money. New money.
New money. - That's it. That's it.
493
00:18:21,099 --> 00:18:22,536
♪ And if you win you get
494
00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,972
♪ This shiny fiddle
made of gold ♪
495
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,801
♪ But if you lose,
the devil gets your soul ♪
496
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,719
KEITH: Hey.
497
00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,460
Figured these might help.
498
00:18:33,502 --> 00:18:35,288
Really?
499
00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:36,854
Took your ass long enough.
500
00:18:36,897 --> 00:18:38,942
You know, uh,
we need to have a sit-down,
501
00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,728
'cause we haven't talked
one bit of business.
502
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:42,032
Not until we've picked
the corn.
503
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:43,773
Oh, hell no.
See, Black folk,
504
00:18:43,817 --> 00:18:45,166
we don't pick nothing
that start with a "C."
505
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,778
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
506
00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,650
Not even a little bit
of cannabis?
507
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,175
Fellas, consider this
a pre-victory celebration.
508
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,830
That's very gracious,
but I think you should've let
509
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,528
Garret buy,
since he just agreed
510
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,182
to a massive new contract.
511
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,142
[laughs] Yes.
But I haven't signed it yet,
512
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:04,577
and likely never will.
513
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:07,624
What are you talking about?
514
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,538
We have a deal.
515
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,192
You had a deal with Tasha,
516
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,759
and she's not here.
I am.
517
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,631
We spent five years
in St. Louis,
518
00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,459
and you never once
asked me to golf.
519
00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,679
Anything
to close the deal, eh?
520
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:20,070
You sure you want
to play it this way?
521
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:21,898
I took you
for a smart fella.
522
00:19:21,942 --> 00:19:24,292
You're pretty smart
yourself, Colonel,
523
00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:27,817
making half a billion
this year, off our backs.
524
00:19:27,862 --> 00:19:30,169
That should make
my demand easy.
525
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,214
I want to be the highest-paid
defensive player...ever.
526
00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,304
[laughing]
527
00:19:37,914 --> 00:19:39,655
Give me a minute, dawg.
528
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,356
Colonel.
529
00:19:45,749 --> 00:19:47,837
Owner to owner,
530
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:49,057
a defensive back
will never be paid
531
00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:50,405
as much as
a franchise quarterback.
532
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:52,712
I say we sit his ass.
533
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,630
- Really?
- Yeah. Oh, really.
534
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,197
He's our biggest ticket draw.
535
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,589
He's got the third best-selling
jersey in the league,
536
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,026
and by himself,
he's responsible
537
00:20:02,069 --> 00:20:03,723
for 2.3 victories a season,
538
00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:05,290
which means last year
we wouldn't have
539
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,769
made the playoffs,
and the year before,
540
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,381
we wouldn't have won
the championships,
541
00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:09,946
which let me move the team
to Vegas
542
00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:11,601
and double the value
of my franchise.
543
00:20:15,038 --> 00:20:16,214
But you would sit him.
544
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,568
Look, there he is.
There he is.
545
00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,136
Little man with the yo-yo,
how much?
546
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:28,227
Ew! Y'all smell
like toilet shit.
547
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,750
You know what?
I'm-a take it.
548
00:20:29,792 --> 00:20:31,446
Look, hey, hey. Came out
of the same dumpster as you.
549
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:32,796
Hmm.
550
00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:33,797
Twenty dollars?
551
00:20:36,059 --> 00:20:37,147
Fifty.
552
00:20:37,192 --> 00:20:39,759
Okay. Sold,
553
00:20:39,802 --> 00:20:40,804
to the little boy
with the filthy mouth.
554
00:20:40,847 --> 00:20:42,109
So what's your cash app?
555
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:44,199
Lady, do I look like
I got Cash App?
556
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:46,156
Okay. [clears throat]
557
00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:50,204
How would you like
a $600 pair of shades?
558
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,250
How would you like
to kiss my ass?
559
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,903
Okay.
560
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,689
- He's delightful. Yeah.
- Yes, he is.
561
00:20:55,731 --> 00:20:56,819
You know what? Um...
562
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,213
Watch this hustler, Raq.
I'll be back.
563
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,824
Where you going?
564
00:21:00,867 --> 00:21:03,305
I, uh...
I need to make this right.
565
00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:16,971
- Boy, there sure is no quit
in you, Malik. - [chuckles]
566
00:21:17,013 --> 00:21:18,538
A lesser man would be
crying in the clubhouse,
567
00:21:18,580 --> 00:21:20,713
if they were down
200 large on the last hole.
568
00:21:22,977 --> 00:21:24,065
You just gonna stand there
and look stupid
569
00:21:24,107 --> 00:21:25,326
or you gonna help me
read this putt?
570
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:29,548
Okay, so this is a double
breaker against the grain.
571
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,115
Obviously.
What the hell does that mean?
572
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,509
It's just about 15 feet.
573
00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:36,295
Just a little bit over
your practice mat at home.
574
00:21:36,337 --> 00:21:38,165
We ain't
at the barbershop, fool.
575
00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:41,343
Clear your mind.
Own the shot.
576
00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,039
Pressure's on him.
That's why he keeps on talking.
577
00:21:43,084 --> 00:21:44,477
- Mm-hmm.
- He's nervous because he knows
578
00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:46,347
if you can beat him...
579
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:47,827
you can be him.
580
00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,002
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
581
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,528
Colonel, it's a double breaker
against the grain.
582
00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:55,314
Man, this is a tough putt.
583
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:56,880
I like where this is going.
584
00:21:56,923 --> 00:21:59,404
So if I miss,
585
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,710
I pay double.
586
00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:01,624
If I make it...
587
00:22:03,321 --> 00:22:05,759
Jamison gets an invite
to the training camp.
588
00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,107
Are you bloody mad?
589
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,979
- [chuckles]
- Malik, what are you doing?
590
00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:11,112
He's thinking like an owner.
591
00:22:11,154 --> 00:22:12,242
Deal.
592
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:31,959
Damn it!
593
00:22:39,052 --> 00:22:41,055
When you have
emotional clarity,
594
00:22:41,097 --> 00:22:43,404
you won't make emotional
decisions like this bet.
595
00:22:43,449 --> 00:22:46,756
Always, always put
the organization first, Malik.
596
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,324
- [sighs]
- This kid.
597
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,673
He's bad press. He'll never be
part of our organization.
598
00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:53,414
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa.
599
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,590
So what if I would've
made that putt?
600
00:22:55,634 --> 00:22:57,027
I knew you wouldn't.
601
00:23:00,943 --> 00:23:02,858
TASHA:
I got the munchies.
602
00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:04,773
Think I got
an emergency snack.
603
00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,778
You like peanut butter logs?
604
00:23:09,823 --> 00:23:12,215
- Do you?
- Hell, yeah! I love 'em!
605
00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:14,218
- Okay, well, who doesn't?
- Man, my mom,
606
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,568
she'd always pack me
a bag full of these
607
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,440
whenever I went fishing.
608
00:23:18,483 --> 00:23:21,050
I'd throw an extra one out
into the pond for good luck,
609
00:23:21,095 --> 00:23:23,618
and I never
came back empty-handed.
610
00:23:23,663 --> 00:23:25,272
You know what?
I think me and your mama,
611
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,970
we could've been girls.
612
00:23:27,013 --> 00:23:28,144
The thought of that
makes me pretty happy.
613
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,670
Well, good,
'cause you know what?
614
00:23:30,712 --> 00:23:32,759
When you sign with me,
you not just a client,
615
00:23:32,801 --> 00:23:34,542
you family.
616
00:23:34,586 --> 00:23:36,806
[sighs] I--I can't.
617
00:23:38,067 --> 00:23:39,634
I'm sorry, I--
I can't do it.
618
00:23:41,462 --> 00:23:43,160
I thought we were connecting.
619
00:23:43,203 --> 00:23:44,770
- Oh, no, we are--
- You scared
620
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:46,598
you gonna be the only
white franchise quarterback
621
00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,601
- with a Black agent.
- What? Come on! Hell, no.
622
00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:51,255
That's--my fiancée's Black.
623
00:23:51,298 --> 00:23:54,563
I'm--I'm down with the brown
all over town.
624
00:23:54,606 --> 00:23:55,999
[laughing] I just--I--
625
00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,479
I just--I--
626
00:23:57,522 --> 00:23:59,612
I want to be a part of
the Billionaire Boys Club
627
00:23:59,654 --> 00:24:02,222
by the time I'm 30,
and I...
628
00:24:02,266 --> 00:24:04,529
I don't think you got
the balls to get me there.
629
00:24:04,573 --> 00:24:05,835
[quietly] Wow.
630
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,490
- [sighs]
- Ain't this a bitch?
631
00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,188
You know, I got one client,
632
00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,493
highest-paid safety
in the league,
633
00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,583
and another one
that's set to be an owner.
634
00:24:14,626 --> 00:24:15,671
And you sitting up here
worrying
635
00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:16,977
'cause I got a damn vagina?
636
00:24:17,019 --> 00:24:18,805
You know, you shouldn't
sign with Nike.
637
00:24:18,847 --> 00:24:20,067
You should have your own shoe,
638
00:24:20,109 --> 00:24:21,415
and you shouldn't
endorse Gatorade,
639
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,026
you should have
your own damn drink.
640
00:24:25,855 --> 00:24:28,728
- "Kincaid-ade."
- Mm-hmm.
641
00:24:28,770 --> 00:24:30,730
- That's pretty sweet.
- I know.
642
00:24:30,772 --> 00:24:32,905
See, with me, you'd be
a billion-dollar brand
643
00:24:32,949 --> 00:24:34,603
by the time you were 25,
644
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:37,300
but you're too damn stupid
to realize it.
645
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,694
- I'm sorry, I just--
- Yeah, you're stupid,
646
00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:41,261
'cause stupid is as stupid does,
647
00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:42,785
you damn Forrest Gump
hillbilly-ass!
648
00:24:44,394 --> 00:24:45,701
You know what?
649
00:24:45,744 --> 00:24:46,920
Give me this weed.
650
00:24:46,962 --> 00:24:48,182
I wouldn't represent you
if you was
651
00:24:48,224 --> 00:24:50,183
the last redneck on earth.
652
00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,011
How you like them balls, huh?
653
00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:57,538
[horse neighs]
654
00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:02,631
[sighs]
655
00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:04,459
There goes my owner.
656
00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:05,460
Dawg, I might not be built
657
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:07,593
for this ownership shit,
Caleb.
658
00:25:07,635 --> 00:25:10,203
Thought I was at the goal line,
about to score.
659
00:25:10,247 --> 00:25:11,335
Not even on the damn field.
660
00:25:11,378 --> 00:25:12,728
Don't sweat that shit, man.
661
00:25:12,771 --> 00:25:14,424
Golf ain't
no real sport anyway.
662
00:25:14,469 --> 00:25:17,298
It's not just about golf, dawg.
663
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,646
I didn't speak the language.
664
00:25:18,691 --> 00:25:20,126
It's like Jamison fit in
more than me,
665
00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,388
and he's been in Shawshank.
666
00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:24,913
Keeping it 100?
That shit was embarrassing.
667
00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,480
- So what?
- [door opens]
668
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,614
You Malik El DeBarge Wright.
You got this!
669
00:25:28,656 --> 00:25:30,920
That's easy for you to say,
fool, you dead.
670
00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:33,488
- [door closes]
- That's a low blow, Malik.
671
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:35,229
JAMISON: Malik?
672
00:25:35,271 --> 00:25:36,490
You got company.
673
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:39,102
Macy, Tracy, and Stacy!
674
00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:42,278
I don't speak French,
but I can spell menage à trois!
675
00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:43,802
This'll make us both
feel good.
676
00:25:43,846 --> 00:25:45,281
Okay, great.
677
00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,675
I'm feeling better already.
678
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,589
What's up, ladies?
679
00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,156
[chuckles]
680
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,854
Hey, man, I'm-a head back
to the crib.
681
00:25:51,897 --> 00:25:54,074
But I will be back to paint
your kitchen island tomorrow.
682
00:25:54,116 --> 00:25:55,423
No, dawg,
you ain't got to bounce.
683
00:25:55,465 --> 00:25:57,903
Stay.
Partake in the delicacies.
684
00:25:57,947 --> 00:26:00,645
Ah, thank you,
but I'm cool.
685
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,517
Plus I got an early morning
training session.
686
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:03,952
Good.
I don't like him anyway.
687
00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:05,432
He always killing my vibe.
688
00:26:05,476 --> 00:26:06,826
You wouldn't be
buying into
689
00:26:06,868 --> 00:26:08,479
this No Nut November
nonsense, now, would you?
690
00:26:09,654 --> 00:26:10,742
Whatever it takes, right?
691
00:26:11,961 --> 00:26:13,615
But you enjoy.
692
00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:15,008
I'll holla at you tomorrow.
693
00:26:18,532 --> 00:26:21,101
Yo, Jamison!
Hold up, dawg.
694
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:22,755
- I'll give you a ride.
- Aw, hell, no.
695
00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,625
- You sure?
- Yep!
696
00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,497
You can't do a brother
like this.
697
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,020
All right, ladies,
I'll be back in a second.
698
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,239
Y'all have a little fun.
699
00:26:29,282 --> 00:26:31,589
Ain't no fun if Caleb
can't have none!
700
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,068
Bar's by the pool.
701
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:34,722
Damn you, Malik.
702
00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,202
[door closes]
703
00:26:36,246 --> 00:26:39,205
Yeah, that's Rock the Baby.
But...
704
00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:41,424
Hey, little man.
705
00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:42,644
His name's Darius.
706
00:26:42,688 --> 00:26:44,037
Hey, Darius.
707
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:45,559
Look what I got.
708
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:48,214
Oh, fuck!
A Malik Wright jersey?
709
00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:50,869
- Unleash the Fury!
- Eh, not so fast.
710
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,174
It'll cost you
one orange yo-yo.
711
00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:54,351
And, hey,
712
00:26:54,394 --> 00:26:56,005
stop all that damn cussing.
Okay?
713
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,963
You got it. Anything.
714
00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,748
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
715
00:26:59,791 --> 00:27:02,184
[phone buzzes]
716
00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:03,838
Hey, yo, I got lucky
at the mission.
717
00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:06,319
An autographed Fury jersey.
718
00:27:06,363 --> 00:27:08,626
We can get five C-notes
for this, easy, Grandmama!
719
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,803
[both laugh]
720
00:27:11,978 --> 00:27:13,326
He a hustler.
721
00:27:13,369 --> 00:27:14,327
He is.
722
00:27:14,371 --> 00:27:16,678
[phone rings]
723
00:27:16,721 --> 00:27:18,201
You should handle that, Brit.
724
00:27:18,244 --> 00:27:20,813
[sighs]
I really should.
725
00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:25,121
Come on.
726
00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:26,992
- You really smell bad.
- So do you.
727
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,342
TASHA: Steadman!
728
00:27:28,384 --> 00:27:30,257
I didn't get my white whale
729
00:27:30,299 --> 00:27:32,214
and I smell like pee
and poverty.
730
00:27:32,259 --> 00:27:34,565
I'm so sorry to hear that,
Ms. Mack,
731
00:27:34,608 --> 00:27:36,567
but I'm sure in the end,
you'll win.
732
00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:39,005
Oh. Thank you, Steady.
733
00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:41,702
You know, you always know how
to make a mogul feel better.
734
00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:42,703
- [chuckles]
- [phone rings]
735
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:44,444
Any time.
736
00:27:44,488 --> 00:27:46,969
[ringing continues]
737
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:48,971
Colonel.
738
00:27:49,015 --> 00:27:50,711
To what do I owe the pleasure?
739
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,365
Tasha, Tasha, Tasha.
740
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,106
I thought we were friends.
741
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,586
I was beginning to think
we could be more,
742
00:27:56,631 --> 00:27:58,720
but what Garret did
this afternoon
743
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:01,505
- was not very friendly at all.
- What the hell happened?
744
00:28:01,548 --> 00:28:03,420
What happened was,
you and I had a deal,
745
00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:05,857
- and Garret reneged.
- He what?
746
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:08,469
Look, let's not overreact,
okay?
747
00:28:08,511 --> 00:28:10,426
I'll handle it
as soon as I land.
748
00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,080
Will it be handled
over drinks?
749
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:14,605
Or maybe dinner at my place?
750
00:28:14,648 --> 00:28:17,913
Why the hell not?
Drinks, not dinner.
751
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:20,220
Book it.
752
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:22,961
[sighs]
753
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,182
Damn.
754
00:28:27,792 --> 00:28:28,836
Damn, dawg,
where the hell we going?
755
00:28:28,881 --> 00:28:30,446
We still in Vegas?
756
00:28:30,490 --> 00:28:33,276
Yes, man, we are still
in Sin City,
757
00:28:33,319 --> 00:28:35,496
- just a darker part.
- Clearly.
758
00:28:35,538 --> 00:28:38,106
Sir, you lost 400 Gs today,
my man.
759
00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,500
- [sighs]
- Feel like I should
760
00:28:39,542 --> 00:28:40,848
give you some
gas money or something.
761
00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:44,940
I can't lie, dawg.
That shit stings!
762
00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:48,116
But not as much as
No Nut November.
763
00:28:48,161 --> 00:28:50,031
I'm thinking about doing it.
764
00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,511
You should.
I think it'll surprise you.
765
00:28:51,555 --> 00:28:54,384
Hmm. Just the thought of it
makes me cringe.
766
00:28:54,427 --> 00:28:56,604
[shudders]
Like what if I get to day six
767
00:28:56,646 --> 00:28:59,780
and I have a wet dream?
Like a long, slow,
768
00:28:59,825 --> 00:29:01,869
soft wet dream?
769
00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,266
Then you start over.
770
00:29:06,308 --> 00:29:08,007
You know, you just
work it till you win.
771
00:29:08,049 --> 00:29:10,487
Yo, this is me
right here on the right.
772
00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:14,186
This reminds me
of the shithole
773
00:29:14,230 --> 00:29:15,623
Moms and I
lived in in Richmond.
774
00:29:15,665 --> 00:29:18,191
I remember when I made
the league. Pssh.
775
00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:20,105
Bought that dump
and tore it down.
776
00:29:20,148 --> 00:29:22,151
One of the best days
of my life.
777
00:29:22,194 --> 00:29:23,979
It's not that bad, man.
778
00:29:24,022 --> 00:29:25,720
Plus, home is where
you lay your head at, right?
779
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,983
If you say so. [chuckles]
780
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,898
Thank you for the ride, Malik.
781
00:29:31,856 --> 00:29:33,815
No problem, dawg.
782
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,041
["Down Bad" by Nate Bodiker
plays]
783
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:44,869
♪ I was down bad, yo
784
00:29:46,132 --> 00:29:49,265
♪ I was down bad, tryin'
to make them ends meet ♪
785
00:29:49,308 --> 00:29:52,268
♪ Barely gettin' by,
had me livin' week to week ♪
786
00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:54,662
♪ I was down bad,
tryin' to make them ends meet ♪
787
00:29:54,704 --> 00:29:58,099
♪ Was barely gettin' by,
had me livin' week to week ♪
788
00:29:58,144 --> 00:30:01,059
♪ Plottin', now we're schemin',
had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪
789
00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:04,063
♪ What's it gon' take
just to see my family eat? ♪
790
00:30:04,105 --> 00:30:06,065
- ♪ I was down bad
- ♪ Down bad
791
00:30:06,107 --> 00:30:08,022
- ♪ Ain't no lookin' up
- ♪ Lookin' up
792
00:30:08,067 --> 00:30:10,155
♪ An outcast,
said I was cookin' up ♪
793
00:30:10,199 --> 00:30:11,243
♪ I was on my own shit
794
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,507
♪ I had my own way
795
00:30:13,549 --> 00:30:16,162
♪ I don't owe shit to you,
I made my own way ♪
796
00:30:16,204 --> 00:30:17,728
♪ Now your girl up on my block
797
00:30:17,771 --> 00:30:19,730
♪ She don't say nothin', hey
798
00:30:19,773 --> 00:30:21,950
♪ I drop a pin, I'm knowin'
when lil' shorty comin' ♪
799
00:30:21,993 --> 00:30:25,911
♪ I got you thinkin'
maybe she been up to somethin' ♪
800
00:30:25,953 --> 00:30:28,391
♪ I throw a brick and let lil'
shorty get to ..., get to ... ♪
801
00:30:28,434 --> 00:30:30,959
♪ Dummy money, yeah, it's funny
how the mindset change ♪
802
00:30:31,002 --> 00:30:34,093
♪ I can never go back
to the "Is it time yet?" phase ♪
803
00:30:34,135 --> 00:30:36,877
♪ Done came a long ways
from being broke ♪
804
00:30:36,922 --> 00:30:38,444
Yo. [sighs]
805
00:30:38,488 --> 00:30:40,098
♪ They can never look at...
806
00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,362
Dawg, I was wrong.
This is actually
807
00:30:42,404 --> 00:30:43,884
the real shithole right here.
808
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:46,018
[chuckles weakly]
809
00:30:46,060 --> 00:30:47,714
Bruh, you living in here?
810
00:30:49,194 --> 00:30:51,980
All my ends
goes to training, so...
811
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:54,853
...it's the cost of success.
812
00:30:54,895 --> 00:30:56,636
Dawg, if you need
a place to crash,
813
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:57,855
just ask me, man.
814
00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,423
- I'm--I'm good, Malik.
- No, no, no.
815
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,771
No. You're not good.
816
00:31:01,816 --> 00:31:03,557
Bruh, even the rats ain't good
up in here.
817
00:31:04,426 --> 00:31:06,559
Malik...
[clears throat]
818
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:07,778
Look around you, man.
819
00:31:07,821 --> 00:31:10,346
Hmm? What do you see?
820
00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:12,392
[chuckles]
Uh, two crackheads
821
00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:14,262
having nasty sex
in a corner right there,
822
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:15,655
a 3-legged pit bull
trying to figure out
823
00:31:15,699 --> 00:31:16,875
what the hell went wrong,
824
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:17,788
and a crackhead
on the corner--
825
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,920
There's no protesters here.
826
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,054
There's no finger pointing.
There's no judgment.
827
00:31:25,622 --> 00:31:26,623
I'm free here.
828
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,496
Bruh, do me a favor.
829
00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:31,105
Pack up all your shit--
830
00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:33,368
better yet,
burn all your shit...
831
00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,674
- Can't do that.
- Yes, you can,
832
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:35,806
because you're
moving in with me.
833
00:31:35,849 --> 00:31:36,938
- I can't do that.
- My home
834
00:31:36,981 --> 00:31:38,940
is my organization, brother,
835
00:31:38,983 --> 00:31:40,681
and you're a part
of my organization now.
836
00:31:40,723 --> 00:31:41,855
Temporarily.
837
00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:46,686
Sure about that?
838
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:47,905
Uh, no.
839
00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:51,997
Just stay away from me
for the next 30 days.
840
00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,519
I sleepwalk and I don't want
to get you pregnant.
841
00:31:53,563 --> 00:31:54,825
Get your shit. Come on.
842
00:31:54,868 --> 00:31:56,653
♪ Tryin' to make
them ends meet ♪
843
00:31:56,697 --> 00:31:58,873
♪ Was barely gettin' by,
had me livin' week to week ♪
844
00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:02,094
♪ Plottin', now we're schemin',
had me thinkin' I'm a freak ♪
845
00:32:02,136 --> 00:32:04,487
♪ What's it gon' take
just to see my family eat? ♪
846
00:32:04,530 --> 00:32:05,314
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
847
00:32:12,407 --> 00:32:13,932
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848
00:32:13,982 --> 00:32:18,532
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