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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,217 --> 00:00:12,517 ♫ 20th Century Fanfare playing ♫ 2 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:51,501 (upbeat music playing) 3 00:00:55,340 --> 00:00:57,407 MAN: Back in five, 4 00:00:57,441 --> 00:00:59,476 we are streaming live from Bubble HQ. 5 00:00:59,509 --> 00:01:00,879 GUEST 1: It's launch day at Bubble. 6 00:01:00,912 --> 00:01:03,081 GUEST 2: What incredible tech are they about to unveil? 7 00:01:03,114 --> 00:01:04,748 GUEST 3: We're going in. 8 00:01:04,781 --> 00:01:06,951 (guests chattering excitedly) 9 00:01:12,556 --> 00:01:16,261 MAN 2: Have you ever felt completely alone? 10 00:01:16,294 --> 00:01:19,529 Standing on the edge of things, so awkward, 11 00:01:19,563 --> 00:01:22,532 not daring to approach anyone? 12 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:25,870 What if you could have one perfect friend 13 00:01:25,904 --> 00:01:29,506 who thinks you're awesome, who can help you find friends 14 00:01:29,539 --> 00:01:32,310 and make it all easy? (chuckles) 15 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,678 FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium. 16 00:01:34,711 --> 00:01:36,747 MAN: (on speaker) Marc, they're ready. 17 00:01:36,780 --> 00:01:38,216 Marc? 18 00:01:38,249 --> 00:01:40,919 So, this is it. (chuckles) 19 00:01:41,585 --> 00:01:43,955 This is finally it! 20 00:01:43,988 --> 00:01:45,722 The day that we at Bubble 21 00:01:45,756 --> 00:01:49,294 give the whole world a new best friend! 22 00:01:49,327 --> 00:01:51,595 (cheers & applause) 23 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:55,300 ALL: (chanting) Marc! Marc! Marc! 24 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:57,835 Aw! (chuckles) We did this together, guys! 25 00:01:57,869 --> 00:01:59,837 This is what it's all been for. 26 00:01:59,871 --> 00:02:01,272 Right back to the time in the garage 27 00:02:01,306 --> 00:02:02,340 where Bubble started. 28 00:02:02,373 --> 00:02:04,675 My garage, folks. My garage. 29 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:07,811 Of course, yes, Andrew. 30 00:02:07,845 --> 00:02:09,080 Thanks. Uh... 31 00:02:09,113 --> 00:02:10,114 But today, 32 00:02:10,148 --> 00:02:11,715 we take a huge leap 33 00:02:11,748 --> 00:02:14,419 from Bubble's phones and tablets and watches 34 00:02:14,451 --> 00:02:17,989 to a whole new world of connection. 35 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:20,425 And at its heart, my code. 36 00:02:20,457 --> 00:02:22,459 My algorithm for friendship. 37 00:02:22,492 --> 00:02:23,627 (audience cheering) 38 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,696 The code that drives your new best friend, 39 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,065 - the Bubble Bot. - (applause) 40 00:02:27,098 --> 00:02:30,301 FEMALE VOICE: Welcome to the future of friendship. 41 00:02:30,335 --> 00:02:32,703 MARC: You wanna meet it? Okay! 42 00:02:34,038 --> 00:02:35,106 Me! Me! Me, me! Over here! 43 00:02:35,139 --> 00:02:36,740 Pick me! Please! 44 00:02:36,773 --> 00:02:39,210 MARC: Do we have an "EllieB9"? 45 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,812 Oh, my gosh! That's me, that's me! 46 00:02:42,180 --> 00:02:43,513 Hi. 47 00:02:43,547 --> 00:02:46,417 Hi. So, that's your posts, and friends, 48 00:02:46,451 --> 00:02:47,584 and photos, right? 49 00:02:47,617 --> 00:02:49,486 - Yeah. - Okay. 50 00:02:49,519 --> 00:02:52,190 Ellie, this is for you. 51 00:02:52,223 --> 00:02:56,160 The world's very first Bubble Bot. 52 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:00,530 - (heavenly music playing) - (audience gasps) 53 00:03:03,134 --> 00:03:04,135 (gasps) 54 00:03:07,005 --> 00:03:08,006 Wow. 55 00:03:08,039 --> 00:03:09,506 (chuckles) Go ahead. 56 00:03:15,512 --> 00:03:17,482 (chimes) 57 00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:20,118 - (audience exclaims) - (gasps) 58 00:03:22,253 --> 00:03:23,421 What's happening? 59 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,788 It's getting to know you! 60 00:03:24,822 --> 00:03:26,924 - (audience exclaims) - Everything about you. 61 00:03:30,495 --> 00:03:32,063 (beeps) Hi, Ellie. 62 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:34,332 Danger-Bunny! That's my favorite show! 63 00:03:34,365 --> 00:03:35,599 Mine, too! 64 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,701 Awesome! (laughs) 65 00:03:37,734 --> 00:03:39,669 MARC: Infinite downloadable skins! 66 00:03:41,005 --> 00:03:42,073 (all exclaiming) 67 00:03:42,106 --> 00:03:43,807 - (hoots) - I love monkeys! 68 00:03:43,841 --> 00:03:46,310 Apps, contacts, photos, chat. 69 00:03:46,344 --> 00:03:47,744 ELLIE: Ooh, look at this! 70 00:03:47,778 --> 00:03:48,745 Whoa. 71 00:03:48,779 --> 00:03:50,415 - MARC: Music. Of course. - (upbeat music playing) 72 00:03:50,448 --> 00:03:51,748 (laughing) 73 00:03:51,782 --> 00:03:53,117 - Jump on! - (engine revs) 74 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:55,820 - Whoa! - Incredible safety settings 75 00:03:55,853 --> 00:03:57,522 - to keep your parents happy. - (ellie laughs) 76 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,589 You can be anything in the world? 77 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:02,360 In the universe! Hold on. 78 00:04:02,393 --> 00:04:04,262 (audience gasping) 79 00:04:04,295 --> 00:04:06,696 - ELLIE: Oh, I love space. - BOT: Me too! 80 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,367 MARC: Three-sixty degree immersive projection. 81 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,169 BOT: First selfie from the red planet? 82 00:04:11,202 --> 00:04:12,336 Okay. 83 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:13,670 BOT: Sharing. 84 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,807 MARC: Constant connection to the Bubble network. 85 00:04:16,841 --> 00:04:18,309 GIRL: Oh, my gosh! Like it! 86 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,113 What's she doing now? 87 00:04:22,146 --> 00:04:26,017 This is why we're here, Ellie. To find you some new friends. 88 00:04:26,551 --> 00:04:28,086 ELLIE: Oh, really? 89 00:04:28,119 --> 00:04:29,520 (Bot hooting) 90 00:04:29,554 --> 00:04:31,621 GraceMay11 wants to be an astronaut, too. 91 00:04:31,655 --> 00:04:33,257 - You wanna friend Ellie? - Yeah, sure. 92 00:04:33,291 --> 00:04:34,492 Hey, Pete66. 93 00:04:34,525 --> 00:04:35,792 - Yes! - (hooting) 94 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,428 BOT: Pete's a fan of Danger-Bunny! 95 00:04:37,462 --> 00:04:38,563 - Hi, Ellie. This is so cool! - Hi! 96 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,098 Yeah, I went to Space Camp last year! 97 00:04:40,131 --> 00:04:41,631 - Your best friend... - ELLIE: Awesome! 98 00:04:41,665 --> 00:04:42,732 ...out of the box! 99 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:45,602 - (audience cheering) - MARC: Let's do this! 100 00:04:45,635 --> 00:04:48,738 - (audience exclaims) - Let's make friends! 101 00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:50,875 (up-tempo pop song playing) 102 00:04:58,483 --> 00:04:59,517 WOMAN: Barney? 103 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:02,453 - BARNEY: Yep? - WOMAN: You have safety vest? 104 00:05:02,487 --> 00:05:04,754 - Uh-huh. - WOMAN: And snack? 105 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:06,991 BARNEY: Yeah, Gran. 106 00:05:07,757 --> 00:05:09,594 I'll see you later. 107 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:11,362 (up-tempo pop song continues) 108 00:05:13,131 --> 00:05:14,432 BOY: Troll! Two o'clock! 109 00:05:14,465 --> 00:05:16,766 - BOT 1: Omina mitotae! - (Bot 2 groaning) 110 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,270 - (chuckles) I got you. - Do you wanna trade spells? 111 00:05:20,704 --> 00:05:22,106 KIDS: Whoa! 112 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,341 Selfie! 113 00:05:23,374 --> 00:05:24,641 (camera clicks) 114 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:26,010 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! 115 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:28,412 (Bot trills) 116 00:05:28,446 --> 00:05:29,981 BOT: Safe to walk. 117 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,128 (chuckles) 118 00:05:44,162 --> 00:05:45,795 (indistinct chatter) 119 00:05:48,366 --> 00:05:49,367 Wow! 120 00:05:50,368 --> 00:05:51,735 (indistinct chatter) 121 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,437 - (tires screech) - (Barney yelps) 122 00:05:54,804 --> 00:05:56,307 You got eyes, kid? 123 00:05:56,340 --> 00:05:58,176 Sorry. I'm so sorry. 124 00:05:59,243 --> 00:06:00,411 Ah, seriously? 125 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:05,449 (up-tempo pop song continues) 126 00:06:05,483 --> 00:06:06,683 (Bot barks) 127 00:06:07,652 --> 00:06:08,953 BOYS: Ninja blast! 128 00:06:08,986 --> 00:06:10,421 BOY 1: Hey, you're a fan, too? 129 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,223 BOY 2: Of course. 130 00:06:12,256 --> 00:06:13,690 - Hey! - Hey! 131 00:06:13,723 --> 00:06:16,726 BOT 1: Look left, Ethan. Right. Now let us cross. 132 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,330 KIDS: To the dark side! (laughing) 133 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:22,533 BOT 2: You have nine new messages. 134 00:06:22,567 --> 00:06:23,700 BOT 3: You have ten likes. 135 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:24,734 GIRL: Message Abby, I'll be there in five. 136 00:06:24,768 --> 00:06:25,937 BOT 4: Jack wants to friend you. 137 00:06:25,970 --> 00:06:27,038 BOT 5: By Odin's beard, you have six messages. 138 00:06:27,071 --> 00:06:28,573 - Did you see Ruby's post? - BOT 6: Sharing. 139 00:06:28,606 --> 00:06:30,774 BOY: Hey, Savannah just followed me. 140 00:06:31,609 --> 00:06:33,277 {\an1}BOT 7: Isaac accepts your friendship. 141 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:36,247 {\an1}So, you see how the magma from the upper mantle 142 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:37,682 pushes up into the chamber. 143 00:06:37,714 --> 00:06:38,815 {\an1}- That's cool! - Label chamber. 144 00:06:38,849 --> 00:06:40,651 {\an1}BOY: Guys, guys, is she coming yet? 145 00:06:40,685 --> 00:06:42,086 - This is going to be crazy. - She's coming. 146 00:06:42,119 --> 00:06:44,121 - Hey, Savannah! - Hey, Sav. Cute kicks! 147 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:46,557 Thank you. Hey, guys. Savannah here. 148 00:06:46,591 --> 00:06:48,059 So, later I wanna talk to you guys 149 00:06:48,092 --> 00:06:49,660 about plastics in the ocean, 150 00:06:49,694 --> 00:06:51,562 and this new great blowout. 151 00:06:51,596 --> 00:06:52,729 (boy yells spookily) 152 00:06:52,762 --> 00:06:54,031 - (boy grunts) - BOYS: Ooh. 153 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,866 - SAVANNAH: Lame, Rich. - BOT: Top quality footage. 154 00:06:55,900 --> 00:06:57,702 Like and subscribe... 155 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:58,936 BOT: Posting to your channel. 156 00:06:59,704 --> 00:07:02,506 Weep, trollboy, I am fire! 157 00:07:03,474 --> 00:07:05,142 (screaming) 158 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:12,850 (chuckles shyly) Nothing to see here. 159 00:07:12,883 --> 00:07:15,953 (students chattering) 160 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,256 SAVANNAH: Wow, Barney. It's your birthday. 161 00:07:18,289 --> 00:07:20,324 And you still didn't get a B-Bot? 162 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:21,791 BARNEY: Thanks for breaking that down. 163 00:07:21,826 --> 00:07:23,027 Barney is having a party. 164 00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:25,563 - SAVANNAH: Really? - Uh, no, no, no. 165 00:07:25,596 --> 00:07:26,897 (chuckles awkwardly) 166 00:07:28,132 --> 00:07:31,269 Fly free, little one. Phoosh! 167 00:07:31,302 --> 00:07:32,236 You okay, Barney? 168 00:07:32,270 --> 00:07:34,605 Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm in your shot. 169 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:38,309 (chuckles) That's so sweet. But I have a filter for that. 170 00:07:39,510 --> 00:07:40,611 Ciao. 171 00:07:40,645 --> 00:07:42,513 This is your girl, signing off. 172 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:43,547 Love you, guys. 173 00:07:45,283 --> 00:07:46,350 (sighs) 174 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,185 (groans) 175 00:07:50,021 --> 00:07:52,356 (up-tempo pop song playing) 176 00:07:53,117 --> 00:07:58,667 {\an1}Improved Subtitle by Sailor420 177 00:07:53,117 --> 00:07:58,667 {\an3}!!! Hope you enjoy the show !!! 178 00:07:58,717 --> 00:08:00,398 (school bell rings) 179 00:08:00,431 --> 00:08:01,999 (students chattering) 180 00:08:02,033 --> 00:08:05,102 - Create Sav's group chat. - Check for Science Squad. 181 00:08:06,404 --> 00:08:09,240 - (sighs) - Okay. 182 00:08:09,273 --> 00:08:11,909 - (engine revving) - (chattering continues) 183 00:08:16,013 --> 00:08:20,251 BARNEY: Okay. 18 minutes of recess hell. 184 00:08:20,284 --> 00:08:21,552 You have got this! 185 00:08:21,585 --> 00:08:23,454 (chattering continues) 186 00:08:27,925 --> 00:08:29,627 Maybe not. 187 00:08:29,660 --> 00:08:31,662 - WOMAN: Barney! - Oh, no. 188 00:08:31,696 --> 00:08:32,897 All alone again? 189 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:34,165 No, I'm good. I just... 190 00:08:34,198 --> 00:08:35,499 - On your birthday? - BARNEY: No, no, no... 191 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:38,002 You have to be kidding me. Who told her? 192 00:08:38,035 --> 00:08:39,937 Your grandma called the school. 193 00:08:39,970 --> 00:08:41,772 I just need to go... 194 00:08:41,806 --> 00:08:44,442 I forgot my, uh, inhaler. 195 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:47,645 The other one. (fake-coughs) 196 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:50,781 - Got it. You need to sit down. - Huh? 197 00:08:50,815 --> 00:08:51,982 (students continues chattering) 198 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,120 This is gonna work, Barney. You'll see. 199 00:08:56,153 --> 00:08:57,722 - It really won't. - Yes, it will. 200 00:08:57,755 --> 00:08:59,390 It kind of makes things a lot worse. 201 00:08:59,423 --> 00:09:00,925 - Wow. - Brutal, man. 202 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:03,427 Come on. Bring it in, brave soldier. 203 00:09:03,461 --> 00:09:04,795 Whoa... What? 204 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,630 - (Barney gasps) - (grunts) 205 00:09:06,664 --> 00:09:08,666 - Oh, ho ho! - Bring it in, Barney. 206 00:09:08,699 --> 00:09:09,767 Come on, Barney boy. 207 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:10,901 Bring it in. 208 00:09:10,935 --> 00:09:13,037 BARNEY: Wow. How low can a kid go? 209 00:09:13,070 --> 00:09:17,274 Now, when someone comes along, talk to them about a hobby. 210 00:09:17,308 --> 00:09:19,777 Didn't you write me an essay on rock collecting? 211 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,011 Yeah. No. 212 00:09:21,045 --> 00:09:23,748 Will you go talk to Barney? He loves rocks. 213 00:09:23,781 --> 00:09:26,417 He needs friends. It's his birthday. 214 00:09:26,450 --> 00:09:27,551 BARNEY: Kill me now. 215 00:09:27,585 --> 00:09:28,652 (chuckles nervously) 216 00:09:28,686 --> 00:09:29,987 Happy birthday! 217 00:09:30,020 --> 00:09:32,858 Ha-ha. Miss Thomas said you wanna talk about rocks? 218 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,091 Who likes rocks? 219 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,761 So, you're into rocks? (chuckles) That's nice. 220 00:09:36,794 --> 00:09:38,195 - Uh... - (Rich laughs) 221 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:40,464 Seriously? Dude, it's your birthday 222 00:09:40,498 --> 00:09:42,266 and you still didn't get a B-Bot? (laughs) 223 00:09:42,299 --> 00:09:44,435 Maybe he doesn't want a B-Bot. 224 00:09:44,468 --> 00:09:46,737 - (boys laughing) - Maybe he prefers rocks. 225 00:09:46,771 --> 00:09:49,774 Hey. You're a rock star, Barney. 226 00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:50,941 - BOT: Oh, snap. - Ha-ha! You get it? 227 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:52,143 (Barney groans) 228 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,211 Who's your favorite movie star? The Rock? 229 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,679 - Killer, Rich. - RICH: Ha-ha-ha! 230 00:09:55,713 --> 00:09:56,848 You rock, man! 231 00:09:56,882 --> 00:09:58,816 BARNEY: Just gets funnier and funnier. 232 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:01,619 - Oh, hey, Barney. - Can we rock up at your house? 233 00:10:01,652 --> 00:10:02,686 BOT: That's funny, Rich. 234 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,955 Check out your awesome rock collection? 235 00:10:04,989 --> 00:10:06,023 (all laugh) 236 00:10:06,056 --> 00:10:08,894 (up-tempo pop song playing) 237 00:10:08,926 --> 00:10:10,995 - BARNEY: No, Rich. - (inhaler sprays) 238 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,998 I'm afraid you can't come to my house. 239 00:10:14,031 --> 00:10:15,966 For some reason. 240 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:20,171 (chicken clucking) 241 00:10:20,471 --> 00:10:21,305 (yelps) 242 00:10:21,338 --> 00:10:24,008 - Come on! Get off! Hey! - (bleating) 243 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,010 It's my birthday, you dumb goat. 244 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,312 MAN: Sorry, are we on the line? Is that... 245 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,547 Yes, hello! 246 00:10:29,580 --> 00:10:31,081 So, today, Mr. Takahashi, 247 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:33,417 Pudowski Novelty Exports International 248 00:10:33,451 --> 00:10:37,154 are very excited to offer you this highly amusing novelty, 249 00:10:37,188 --> 00:10:39,056 the Brother Bouncy car monk. 250 00:10:39,089 --> 00:10:40,424 He wiggles, he bounces, 251 00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:41,725 - he's got... - MR. TAKAHASHI: Uh... No. 252 00:10:41,759 --> 00:10:43,961 - He'll hold your phone. - Uh... 253 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:46,464 Oh, hi, Barney. Good day? 254 00:10:46,764 --> 00:10:48,098 Uh... 255 00:10:48,132 --> 00:10:51,068 Mr. Takahashi? Are you there? Hello? 256 00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:54,171 Mom, did you unplug my router again? I had Tokyo! 257 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:56,440 I need this contract. 258 00:10:58,509 --> 00:11:00,744 Sure. It was fine. 259 00:11:00,778 --> 00:11:02,680 DONKA: Barney! 260 00:11:02,713 --> 00:11:04,281 GRAHAM: Mr. Takahashi? Hello? 261 00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:05,549 DONKA: (singing) ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ 262 00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:08,252 - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ - (chicken clucking) 263 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,187 Come. Eyes shut. That's it. 264 00:11:10,221 --> 00:11:12,089 - Graham. - Yep, yep. 265 00:11:12,122 --> 00:11:15,526 - ♫ Happy birthday, dear Barney ♫ - ♫ Dear Barney ♫ 266 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:18,329 - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ - ♫ Happy birthday to you ♫ 267 00:11:18,362 --> 00:11:20,531 - Ta-da! Oh, for... - GRAHAM: (laughs) Yeah! 268 00:11:20,564 --> 00:11:21,967 For my lovely boy. 269 00:11:21,999 --> 00:11:23,367 BARNEY: Thanks, Gran! Ow! 270 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,401 Oops! (chuckles) 271 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,705 Made with love. And our own goat wool. 272 00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:29,607 And from me... 273 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:31,408 - BARNEY: Could it be? - GRAHAM: Wait for it. 274 00:11:31,442 --> 00:11:33,310 BARNEY: Is there any possible way? 275 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,546 (soft dramatic music plays) 276 00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:38,115 Wow. Rock hammers. 277 00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,717 You always did love your rocks. 278 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:43,287 Yeah, I did. Always. Used to. 279 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,222 Thanks, Dad. (sneezes) And Gran. 280 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:48,626 I just... The goats' wool and my allergies. 281 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:49,493 Oh, no, no, no. 282 00:11:49,527 --> 00:11:51,028 No one in Pudowski family have allergy. 283 00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:52,296 What about Uncle Boris? 284 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:55,566 He was possessed. By a demon in a cashew. 285 00:11:55,599 --> 00:11:56,467 I don't know, Mom. 286 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:59,103 What time your friends come, Barney? 287 00:11:59,136 --> 00:12:01,138 - I cook all day. - BARNEY: Wow! 288 00:12:01,171 --> 00:12:02,640 This real food. 289 00:12:02,673 --> 00:12:04,441 Yum! Schkembe! (slurps) 290 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,443 Bet your friends never had tripe soup before. 291 00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:09,580 - Ooh! I put on Zany Bogomil! - (music playing) 292 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:12,149 Like last time we had party, remember? 293 00:12:12,182 --> 00:12:14,385 When you were six. 294 00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:15,519 (gasps) 295 00:12:18,622 --> 00:12:20,558 - (up-tempo folk music playing) - (grunts) 296 00:12:21,358 --> 00:12:23,127 - (Donka laughs) - (screams) 297 00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:26,564 (all gasp) 298 00:12:26,597 --> 00:12:28,232 (kids screaming) 299 00:12:29,233 --> 00:12:31,101 (chuckles) All right. 300 00:12:31,135 --> 00:12:34,705 Um, actually, the thing is... 301 00:12:35,739 --> 00:12:38,944 No one's coming to the party. 302 00:12:38,977 --> 00:12:40,311 No one? 303 00:12:40,544 --> 00:12:41,345 Huh? 304 00:12:41,378 --> 00:12:44,682 You ask and all say no? 305 00:12:44,715 --> 00:12:49,386 Son, (sighs) we're a little worried about you. 306 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:53,791 You... You never go out with anyone or have friends over. 307 00:12:53,825 --> 00:12:54,960 You know, that's why we thought 308 00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,293 invite the whole class! 309 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:58,395 Get the whole gang over here, right? 310 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,598 You know. Get you in the swing of things with everybody. 311 00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:03,434 I make food for all your buddies. 312 00:13:03,467 --> 00:13:05,135 BARNEY: I don't really have... 313 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:10,174 You know, they probably just didn't read the invites. 314 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,611 No one does paper these days. They send messages 315 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:15,679 with their B-Bots. 316 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:16,881 Really? You need a B-Bot 317 00:13:16,915 --> 00:13:18,415 to have a social life these days? 318 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,384 - Eh, pfft! - Yeah, Dad, kind of. 319 00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,487 No. I don't want you addicted to some device. 320 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,356 You should be out there in the woods. 321 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:26,790 Kicking around with a buddy. 322 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:30,160 Get out there, Barn. Interact. 323 00:13:30,194 --> 00:13:32,097 You don't wanna spend your whole life 324 00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:34,698 - glued to a... (mumbles) - (phone chiming continuously) 325 00:13:34,732 --> 00:13:35,766 - B-Bots. - What? 326 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,002 It just a craze 327 00:13:37,035 --> 00:13:39,637 - and they cost a fortune. - Mm-hmm. 328 00:13:39,670 --> 00:13:44,675 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's... it's a waste of money. 329 00:13:44,708 --> 00:13:46,011 No big deal. 330 00:13:46,044 --> 00:13:48,612 - (doorbell dings) - MAN: Bubble delivery. 331 00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:49,613 (gasps) 332 00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:53,450 What? It can't be! 333 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,920 - Dad, you were kidding me! - (mumbles) 334 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:59,723 I knew you wouldn't just give me rock hammers. I knew it! 335 00:13:59,757 --> 00:14:02,192 Oh. A rock. 336 00:14:03,828 --> 00:14:04,929 (upbeat rock music playing) 337 00:14:04,963 --> 00:14:08,066 BOTS: (singing) ♫ We will, we will rock you ♫ 338 00:14:08,099 --> 00:14:09,166 (boys laughing) 339 00:14:09,199 --> 00:14:10,434 Yo, I got the whole thing, bro. 340 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:13,737 It was hilarious, Barn. You thought it was a B-Bot. 341 00:14:14,672 --> 00:14:15,806 A B-Bot? 342 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,341 Let it go, Rich. 343 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:19,243 You get out of here. 344 00:14:19,276 --> 00:14:22,346 You want I pour hot chicken fat down your pants! 345 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:25,416 Barney, what's going on? 346 00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,619 (sighs) It's okay, Dad. Really. 347 00:14:29,253 --> 00:14:30,855 These are great. 348 00:14:30,889 --> 00:14:32,824 (sad music playing) 349 00:14:36,094 --> 00:14:37,628 - (tires squeal) - (goat bleats) 350 00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:40,431 GRAHAM: (voice vibrating) I hope they're not closed. 351 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,666 - (goat yelps) - B-Bot, B-Bot. 352 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:45,636 Get him something useful like a snow shovel. 353 00:14:46,603 --> 00:14:48,739 - (goat bleats) - Or a cordless drill. 354 00:14:48,772 --> 00:14:51,475 It's what he really wanted. 355 00:14:51,508 --> 00:14:55,379 If his mom were alive, she'd have known that. 356 00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:56,580 (sobs) 357 00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:59,017 (speaks mixed slavic language) 358 00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,118 (blows nose) 359 00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:01,418 - GRAHAM: Mom, people! - DONKA: Ooh! 360 00:15:01,452 --> 00:15:02,921 - People! - MAN: Crazy lady! 361 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:04,555 - DONKA: Whoa! - (goat bleats) 362 00:15:04,588 --> 00:15:05,756 Whoo! 363 00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:07,758 It's okay. It's fine. 364 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:08,893 GRAHAM: Whoa, whoa! 365 00:15:11,096 --> 00:15:13,230 - DONKA: Perfect! - (Graham panting) 366 00:15:14,199 --> 00:15:15,532 Wait. Wait, wait, wait. 367 00:15:15,566 --> 00:15:18,036 - Argh! No, no, no. - No! No, wait. 368 00:15:18,069 --> 00:15:19,369 - Hi! Please... - Lady! 369 00:15:19,403 --> 00:15:22,639 ...hold on just a second. Uh, it's my son's birthday. 370 00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:25,542 I need a B-Bot. 371 00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,912 Maybe just the basic model? 372 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,614 No, no, no. 373 00:15:31,415 --> 00:15:32,984 Hang on, please. Please, please. 374 00:15:33,017 --> 00:15:36,286 I throw in goat. Goat for a B-Bot. 375 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,255 She real friend. 376 00:15:38,288 --> 00:15:40,491 And when you get bored of this one, 377 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,459 krrr, you can eat her! 378 00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:44,963 - Less waste, good for planet. - Yeah. 379 00:15:46,097 --> 00:15:47,132 DONKA: What? 380 00:15:47,165 --> 00:15:49,234 No. No, no, no. Come on. 381 00:15:49,266 --> 00:15:50,634 Three month wait? 382 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,071 What is this? Stalinist Russia? 383 00:15:53,104 --> 00:15:55,874 I am not afraid of you, Bubble booble! 384 00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:05,850 MAN 1: What do you got for me, pal? 385 00:16:05,884 --> 00:16:07,684 MAN 2: We got five pads and some phones. 386 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:09,154 MAN 1: Yeah? What about that one? 387 00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:11,956 MAN 2: Uh, that one fell out of my van earlier. 388 00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:22,733 GRAHAM: Happy late birthday, Barney. 389 00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,136 (gasps) 390 00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:28,705 Wha... Dad! Oh, Dad! 391 00:16:28,739 --> 00:16:29,606 You got me one! 392 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:32,476 - A real one this time! - Yeah, I can see! 393 00:16:32,509 --> 00:16:35,146 Thank you, thank you, thank you so much! And Gran. 394 00:16:35,180 --> 00:16:36,915 - Mwah, mwah. - DONKA: Oh, you good boy! 395 00:16:36,948 --> 00:16:40,218 (chuckles) Hey, if you hurry, you can take it to school. 396 00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:41,618 (Barney gasps) 397 00:16:42,153 --> 00:16:43,822 (chuckling in awe) 398 00:16:47,391 --> 00:16:48,692 (exhales deeply) 399 00:16:48,725 --> 00:16:50,727 Here we go. 400 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:52,096 (exhales sharply) 401 00:16:52,130 --> 00:16:53,363 (Bot buzzes) 402 00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:55,967 Huh? 403 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:58,669 - (buzzes) - (Barney grunts) 404 00:16:58,702 --> 00:16:59,570 (buzzes) 405 00:16:59,603 --> 00:17:00,737 - (Bot chimes) - (gasps) 406 00:17:00,771 --> 00:17:03,340 - (powering up) - (soft dramatic music playing) 407 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:06,510 (powers down) 408 00:17:07,078 --> 00:17:08,046 Uh... 409 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:09,546 Huh? 410 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:13,517 What? 411 00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:16,087 (grunting) 412 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,124 - (gasps) - (Bot beeping) 413 00:17:21,658 --> 00:17:22,726 Seriously? 414 00:17:24,361 --> 00:17:25,897 Come on, come on! 415 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:30,301 - (chimes) - No. What? Why? 416 00:17:30,335 --> 00:17:32,337 DONKA: Barney, school time! 417 00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:33,437 (Barney groans) 418 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,405 - (dial-up modem sound) - (gasps) 419 00:17:37,774 --> 00:17:39,509 (powering up) 420 00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,518 (trills) 421 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,923 Hi. Insert registered name, 422 00:17:51,956 --> 00:17:55,260 I am your... your... your... your... 423 00:17:55,293 --> 00:17:56,593 I am... 424 00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:58,830 My B-Bot. 425 00:17:58,863 --> 00:18:00,631 B-Bot. 426 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:03,767 Look! My best friend out of the box? 427 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,003 (dings) 428 00:18:05,036 --> 00:18:07,804 I am, insert registered name's best friend out of my box. 429 00:18:07,839 --> 00:18:10,407 Insert registered name is my best friend. 430 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,576 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 431 00:18:12,609 --> 00:18:14,745 Uh, how? You're not online? 432 00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:16,080 How am I supposed to fix that? 433 00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:17,148 No problem. 434 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,884 I'll scan my database to find out how to do it. 435 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,518 Oh, great. Cool! 436 00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,988 (scanning noisily) 437 00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,023 (dings) 438 00:18:25,056 --> 00:18:27,225 The answer to your question 439 00:18:27,258 --> 00:18:29,227 is on the Bubble network. 440 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,029 - (groans) - DONKA: Barney! 441 00:18:31,062 --> 00:18:32,696 Please connect me to the Bubble network, 442 00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:33,865 insert registered name. 443 00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:36,500 Stop! Stop saying that! It's not my name. 444 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:37,734 No problem! 445 00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,337 Please select a name from my internal database. 446 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:42,240 Aadash, Aaron, Abraham, Absalom... 447 00:18:42,273 --> 00:18:44,275 - Absalom? - Hi! Absalom? 448 00:18:44,309 --> 00:18:45,676 I am Absalom's B-Bot. 449 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:50,081 No, no, no. My name is Barney. 450 00:18:50,114 --> 00:18:51,648 What is a Barney? 451 00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,450 I have only entries for the letter A. 452 00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:54,953 Shall I complete my download? 453 00:18:54,986 --> 00:18:56,387 Yes. Yes! Do that! 454 00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:57,654 No problem! 455 00:18:57,688 --> 00:18:58,789 (trills) 456 00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,927 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 457 00:19:02,961 --> 00:19:04,095 (sighs hopelessly) 458 00:19:04,929 --> 00:19:06,496 Okay, come on. 459 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:08,866 You don't need the sticker. Just come! 460 00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:12,870 Please connec... Connec... 461 00:19:12,904 --> 00:19:15,672 Please connec... Connec... Connec... Connec... 462 00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,875 - Network. - (electronic music playing) 463 00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:19,310 No problem. 464 00:19:19,344 --> 00:19:21,511 BARNEY: Wait! Where are you going? 465 00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:22,779 Abu Dhabi, 466 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:23,848 - Addis Ababa, Amsterdam... - You're supposed to stay 467 00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,950 - within six feet of me. - Arizona. 468 00:19:28,785 --> 00:19:30,221 - Six... - (truck horn beeps) 469 00:19:30,254 --> 00:19:31,722 (gasps) I'm so sorry. 470 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:33,825 - Hey, what the heck, kid? - BARNEY: What are you doing? 471 00:19:33,858 --> 00:19:36,294 - What am I doing? - You walked under a truck! 472 00:19:36,327 --> 00:19:37,362 Hi. Absalom? 473 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:38,863 What about your traffic sensors? 474 00:19:38,896 --> 00:19:41,299 What is a truck? Is it an airplane, 475 00:19:41,332 --> 00:19:42,699 an ambulance, an alligator, 476 00:19:42,733 --> 00:19:44,035 - an aardvark? - Come on! 477 00:19:44,068 --> 00:19:45,203 We gotta get to school! 478 00:19:45,236 --> 00:19:46,270 What is school? 479 00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:47,571 You don't know what school is? 480 00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:50,274 My solar battery function has not been uploaded. 481 00:19:50,308 --> 00:19:51,508 (Barney sighs) 482 00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:55,013 (yells in frustration) 483 00:19:56,347 --> 00:19:58,082 (chimes) Hi. Absalom? 484 00:19:58,116 --> 00:20:01,518 I'm Barney! How come you don't know that? 485 00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:02,920 You're supposed to know everything about me! 486 00:20:02,954 --> 00:20:04,989 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 487 00:20:05,023 --> 00:20:08,592 (sighs) You never even said happy birthday. 488 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:09,994 Whoa, whoa! 489 00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:13,131 Hey, no, no, no. I'll take you to school tomorrow. Okay? 490 00:20:13,164 --> 00:20:14,198 (grunts) 491 00:20:14,232 --> 00:20:16,566 Stay here and learn stuff. 492 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,535 Just stay. 493 00:20:18,870 --> 00:20:20,104 Stay. 494 00:20:20,505 --> 00:20:23,640 Stay. 495 00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:26,210 (sighs in exhaustion) 496 00:20:28,346 --> 00:20:29,514 (dings) 497 00:20:29,546 --> 00:20:32,050 I'm supposed to know everything about you. 498 00:20:33,284 --> 00:20:34,419 (upbeat music playing) 499 00:20:34,452 --> 00:20:36,753 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Top of the leaderboard! 500 00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:38,688 Whoo! Wanna follow me, Sav? 501 00:20:38,722 --> 00:20:40,058 - Uh... - Fire unleash. 502 00:20:40,091 --> 00:20:40,992 Hey! What? 503 00:20:41,025 --> 00:20:42,927 It's a level 50 Easter egg, man. 504 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,529 - (Bot roars) - You're mine for an hour. 505 00:20:44,561 --> 00:20:46,763 - NOAH: What? - BOTH: Loser! Loser! 506 00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:48,833 - Give it back! - BOTH: Ooh! 507 00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:50,667 Oh, come on! Really, guys? 508 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,969 Not on top now, Noah. 509 00:20:52,003 --> 00:20:55,006 Don't focus on the negative. It's very aging. 510 00:20:55,039 --> 00:20:56,974 BOT: (chuckles) A hundred and thirty-eight friends 511 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:59,243 - are laughing. Meow. - (chuckles) 512 00:21:00,744 --> 00:21:02,646 BOT: Three people are following Science Squad. 513 00:21:02,679 --> 00:21:05,550 Three people actually like science? Wow. 514 00:21:05,582 --> 00:21:06,716 (low-pitched chime) 515 00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:08,920 BOT: Two people are following Science Squad. 516 00:21:08,953 --> 00:21:10,288 Um... 517 00:21:10,321 --> 00:21:12,523 I could follow you, Ava. 518 00:21:12,557 --> 00:21:14,758 I... I got a B-Bot. It's just... 519 00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:18,863 It's at home, um, downloading my profile. (chuckles) 520 00:21:19,831 --> 00:21:20,898 Okay. 521 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,742 GRAHAM: Pudowski. 522 00:21:32,776 --> 00:21:34,879 Yeah, we... we chatted earlier. 523 00:21:34,912 --> 00:21:37,582 So, here we go... Ta-da! 524 00:21:37,614 --> 00:21:40,318 - (man on phone groans) - Wait for it. 525 00:21:40,351 --> 00:21:42,286 - Hey, come on! No? - MAN: No. 526 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,888 I got a huge warehouse full of these things. 527 00:21:43,921 --> 00:21:45,456 I can give you an unbelievable deal. 528 00:21:45,490 --> 00:21:47,358 Hey, buddy. How's the B-Bot? 529 00:21:48,658 --> 00:21:49,994 The kids love 'em. 530 00:21:50,027 --> 00:21:51,628 Hey, I'm back. 531 00:21:52,696 --> 00:21:54,198 - (music distorts) - (gasps) 532 00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:56,434 What? 533 00:21:56,467 --> 00:21:58,302 (Barney continues gasping) 534 00:22:01,839 --> 00:22:04,475 DONKA: (muffled) Opa! Opa! Opa! 535 00:22:04,509 --> 00:22:06,911 - (upbeat folk song playing) - Huh? 536 00:22:06,944 --> 00:22:09,480 DONKA: (singing along) ♫ Happy, happy, happy ♫ 537 00:22:09,514 --> 00:22:13,151 ♫ Happy, happy, happy ♫ (laughs) 538 00:22:13,184 --> 00:22:15,520 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 539 00:22:15,553 --> 00:22:17,455 Oh! Oh, and knees up, knees up. 540 00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:19,023 - Oh, no. You don't have knees. - BOT: ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 541 00:22:19,056 --> 00:22:20,591 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 542 00:22:20,625 --> 00:22:24,028 Oh, Barney. I love new friend B-Bot. 543 00:22:24,061 --> 00:22:25,129 He's very funny. 544 00:22:25,163 --> 00:22:26,931 - (sighs happily) - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 545 00:22:26,964 --> 00:22:28,032 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ - BARNEY: Hey! 546 00:22:28,065 --> 00:22:29,799 What have you done to my room? 547 00:22:29,834 --> 00:22:33,538 (playfully) I have stayed here and learnt stuff. 548 00:22:33,571 --> 00:22:34,572 What? 549 00:22:34,605 --> 00:22:35,772 I now know everything about you. 550 00:22:35,805 --> 00:22:37,108 I know your underpants combust 551 00:22:37,141 --> 00:22:40,144 at a temperature of 232 degrees Fahrenheit. 552 00:22:40,178 --> 00:22:42,346 Seventeen degrees below the melting point 553 00:22:42,380 --> 00:22:43,713 of your inhalers. 554 00:22:44,549 --> 00:22:46,250 - Wha... - I know you have 11 socks 555 00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:48,386 and four books detailing the life of Bill the Bus. 556 00:22:48,419 --> 00:22:51,622 Now, I'm your best friend out of the box, Absalom! 557 00:22:51,656 --> 00:22:54,125 No! A friend does not go through your stuff 558 00:22:54,158 --> 00:22:58,829 or burn it or melt it or dismember Mr. Bunky. 559 00:22:58,863 --> 00:22:59,997 Removing Mr. Bunky's head 560 00:23:00,031 --> 00:23:02,766 required a breaking point of 7.6 newton. 561 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,269 Stop! What is wrong with you? Gran! 562 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,370 Gran is 78. 563 00:23:06,404 --> 00:23:07,672 A former anti-communist 564 00:23:07,704 --> 00:23:09,540 with an approximate weight mass of 360... 565 00:23:09,574 --> 00:23:11,442 Whoa-ho-ho! No, no. Cheeky. 566 00:23:12,510 --> 00:23:14,078 (exclaiming) 567 00:23:15,513 --> 00:23:17,215 The B-Bot. 568 00:23:17,248 --> 00:23:18,950 There's something wrong with it, Gran. 569 00:23:18,983 --> 00:23:20,218 DONKA: It look all right to me. 570 00:23:20,251 --> 00:23:21,652 BARNEY: It's not meant to do that. 571 00:23:21,686 --> 00:23:22,954 I'm not meant to do that. 572 00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,655 DONKA: Just like all the others. 573 00:23:24,689 --> 00:23:26,524 (Barney screams) 574 00:23:26,557 --> 00:23:29,360 Maybe turn it off and on again? 575 00:23:29,393 --> 00:23:30,995 (chicken clucking) 576 00:23:31,028 --> 00:23:33,898 No! It just... It doesn't work properly. 577 00:23:33,931 --> 00:23:36,167 - 44, 45, 40... - (chicken groaning) 578 00:23:37,801 --> 00:23:41,672 I fix it! Pudowskis make do and mend. 579 00:23:41,706 --> 00:23:44,175 Oh, if I just ram this up power outlet... 580 00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:45,276 BARNEY: No! 581 00:23:45,309 --> 00:23:46,644 You'll make it worse! 582 00:23:46,677 --> 00:23:48,012 Oh, Barney. 583 00:23:48,045 --> 00:23:51,249 Once, I mend my own hernia with bread knife and vodka. 584 00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:53,817 People don't mend stuff anymore, Gran. 585 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:55,319 They just take it back and... 586 00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:58,089 (gasps) Take it back? 587 00:23:58,122 --> 00:24:00,992 You want I tell your father it not good enough? 588 00:24:01,025 --> 00:24:01,926 No! 589 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:03,961 That... No. But... 590 00:24:03,995 --> 00:24:05,496 ...what am I gonna do? 591 00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:08,566 Ah. Take it outside. Have fun with him. 592 00:24:08,599 --> 00:24:09,734 Uh... 593 00:24:09,766 --> 00:24:11,469 You remember what Uncle Boris used to say? 594 00:24:11,502 --> 00:24:15,539 "The smart man can pickle anything, even a glove." 595 00:24:15,573 --> 00:24:16,773 The point being? 596 00:24:16,806 --> 00:24:18,476 At least you're not Uncle Boris. (chuckles) 597 00:24:18,509 --> 00:24:22,812 He crazy. Never the same after that cashew. (chuckles) 598 00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:25,082 Argh! 599 00:24:25,116 --> 00:24:26,717 Right. Fine. 600 00:24:26,751 --> 00:24:29,020 You, come with me. 601 00:24:29,053 --> 00:24:30,288 (light music playing) 602 00:24:30,321 --> 00:24:31,788 (Barney grunting) 603 00:24:37,128 --> 00:24:38,429 BOT: (singing) ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 604 00:24:38,462 --> 00:24:39,664 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 605 00:24:39,697 --> 00:24:41,499 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 606 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:43,968 - Argh. - BOT: Hi, Absalom. 607 00:24:44,535 --> 00:24:46,337 Just follow me. 608 00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:47,872 BOT: Where are we going? 609 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:49,407 Uh, nowhere. 610 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,409 BOT: ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky... ♫ 611 00:24:52,710 --> 00:24:53,911 Hi, General Waste, 612 00:24:53,944 --> 00:24:56,647 we're going to, uh, "Nowhere" to have fun with me. 613 00:24:56,681 --> 00:24:58,616 This is not fun, okay? 614 00:24:58,649 --> 00:25:00,284 Not fun. Okay. 615 00:25:00,318 --> 00:25:05,122 Look, I'm taking you back to the Bubble store. 616 00:25:05,156 --> 00:25:08,159 I have to swap you for a good one. No offense. 617 00:25:08,192 --> 00:25:09,660 But according to the sticker, 618 00:25:09,694 --> 00:25:11,228 I am your best friend out of my box. 619 00:25:11,262 --> 00:25:15,032 Listen! Friendship is a two-way street, okay? 620 00:25:15,066 --> 00:25:20,705 I get to choose my friends, and I don't choose you. 621 00:25:20,738 --> 00:25:22,039 BOT: (singing) ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 622 00:25:22,073 --> 00:25:23,341 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - (Barney groans) 623 00:25:23,374 --> 00:25:24,475 BARNEY: Seriously? 624 00:25:24,508 --> 00:25:26,544 - (Bot continues singing) - (boy whooping & laughing) 625 00:25:26,577 --> 00:25:28,546 BARNEY: Oh, no! 626 00:25:28,579 --> 00:25:29,613 Where are you going? 627 00:25:29,647 --> 00:25:30,781 - Come back! - RICH: Okay, guys, ready? 628 00:25:30,815 --> 00:25:32,516 - Three, two... - Two! 629 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,118 (boys grunting) 630 00:25:34,151 --> 00:25:35,453 - RICH'S BOT: Zero views. - (Rich groans) 631 00:25:35,486 --> 00:25:36,721 BARNEY'S BOT: ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 632 00:25:36,754 --> 00:25:37,823 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 633 00:25:37,855 --> 00:25:40,124 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this? 634 00:25:40,157 --> 00:25:41,892 BARNEY'S BOT: I am Absalom's B-Bot. 635 00:25:41,926 --> 00:25:44,528 - (panting) - Look! It's naked. 636 00:25:44,562 --> 00:25:46,630 Yo, I can see its ro-butt. 637 00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:47,765 - Ro-butt. - Get it? 638 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:49,367 'Cause it's a roBot. It's... 639 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,368 BARNEY: Um, Rich... 640 00:25:51,702 --> 00:25:53,437 Would you give it back, please? 641 00:25:53,904 --> 00:25:55,005 Barney? 642 00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:56,842 - Barnacle. - (laughs) 643 00:25:56,874 --> 00:25:58,409 I'm taking it back to the store. 644 00:25:58,442 --> 00:25:59,944 Just please give it back. 645 00:25:59,977 --> 00:26:02,848 Yeah, sure, Barn. Take it. 646 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,149 (tense music playing) 647 00:26:10,254 --> 00:26:13,557 But first you gotta do something for me. 648 00:26:13,591 --> 00:26:14,826 - Uh, sorry? - RICH: Yeah. 649 00:26:14,860 --> 00:26:16,293 Your gran rang the school. 650 00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,796 You got me in trouble. That's your fault, man. 651 00:26:18,830 --> 00:26:19,997 Your fault, dude. 652 00:26:20,030 --> 00:26:22,199 - What? - So, come on. Cheer us up. 653 00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:23,467 - Cheer us up. - RICH: Do something funny. 654 00:26:23,501 --> 00:26:25,736 I need some fresh content for my channel. 655 00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:27,839 - Yeah, content. (sniffles) - Something. 656 00:26:27,873 --> 00:26:29,306 - Rich, come on. - Ooh! 657 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,475 Why don't you sing that song with Freak-Bot? 658 00:26:31,509 --> 00:26:32,309 - Rich. - Yeah! 659 00:26:32,343 --> 00:26:33,611 - Come on, Barney. Do it. - Rich, no. 660 00:26:33,644 --> 00:26:34,645 - Do it, do it! - There isn't a song. 661 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,514 - BARNEY'S BOT: Incorrect. - No. Shut up. 662 00:26:36,547 --> 00:26:38,182 It is by Zany Bogomil. 663 00:26:38,215 --> 00:26:39,784 - Your grandmother's favorite. - BARNEY: Stop! 664 00:26:39,817 --> 00:26:41,519 (singing) ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 665 00:26:41,552 --> 00:26:43,154 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ - (boys laughing) 666 00:26:43,187 --> 00:26:44,088 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Dude, come on, Barney. 667 00:26:44,121 --> 00:26:45,189 - You have to do it! - Go on, man! 668 00:26:45,222 --> 00:26:46,825 Can you guys leave me alone, please? 669 00:26:46,858 --> 00:26:48,192 Yo, yo, yo, make him dance. 670 00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:50,161 No Miss Thomas here, right, boys? 671 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:52,730 I'm not... No. I'm not gonna dance. 672 00:26:52,763 --> 00:26:54,031 - (Rich whines) - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 673 00:26:54,064 --> 00:26:56,066 - ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ - Okay, I got it. Shut up. 674 00:26:56,100 --> 00:26:58,569 - (continues singing) - RICH: Shut it now. 675 00:26:58,602 --> 00:27:00,304 I said shut it! 676 00:27:01,005 --> 00:27:02,706 Shut up! 677 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:04,141 (stops singing) 678 00:27:04,175 --> 00:27:05,342 Why did you hit me? 679 00:27:05,376 --> 00:27:07,812 'Cause I don't like you, derp-droid! 680 00:27:07,846 --> 00:27:09,980 I don't like you, derp-droid! 681 00:27:10,014 --> 00:27:11,549 - RICH: Ow! - Whoa. 682 00:27:11,582 --> 00:27:13,551 What? Dumb Bot. 683 00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:14,652 - JAYDEN: Yeah. - ALEX: Yes! 684 00:27:14,685 --> 00:27:15,953 BARNEY: Okay, come on. Let's... 685 00:27:15,986 --> 00:27:18,956 (groans) B-Bots can't shove! (grunts) 686 00:27:19,523 --> 00:27:20,558 (boys laugh) 687 00:27:20,591 --> 00:27:21,759 That's how you do... (grunts) 688 00:27:21,792 --> 00:27:24,495 Incorrect. I can shove with a compressive force capacity 689 00:27:24,528 --> 00:27:27,331 - of 29 pounds per square inch. - (stifles laugh) 690 00:27:27,364 --> 00:27:29,200 (coughs, grunts) 691 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,836 - (yelps) - Ooh. 692 00:27:30,869 --> 00:27:34,405 My resin skin tenses on impact to protect my CPU. Does yours? 693 00:27:34,438 --> 00:27:38,142 All right, that's it! I'm gonna destroy you! 694 00:27:39,143 --> 00:27:41,045 - (boys cheer) - BARNEY: Oh, no. 695 00:27:41,412 --> 00:27:42,413 Huh? 696 00:27:46,984 --> 00:27:48,219 Yo. Why does it look like that? 697 00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:49,420 I'm gonna destroy you. 698 00:27:49,453 --> 00:27:51,255 - RICH: What's happening? - I'm gonna destroy you. 699 00:27:51,288 --> 00:27:52,289 Dude, seriously. Back off. 700 00:27:52,323 --> 00:27:53,557 I'm gonna destroy you. (glitching) 701 00:27:53,591 --> 00:27:55,059 BARNEY: Hey, no! Stop! 702 00:27:55,092 --> 00:27:56,760 - RICH: Run! - (boys whimpering) 703 00:27:56,794 --> 00:27:58,195 - I'm gonna destroy you. - (laughing) 704 00:27:58,229 --> 00:28:00,531 I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna destroy you. 705 00:28:00,564 --> 00:28:02,032 Is this fun, Absalom? 706 00:28:02,066 --> 00:28:03,701 - (laughs) Yes! No. - RICH: Help! 707 00:28:03,734 --> 00:28:04,735 - ALEX: Oh, no. - BARNEY: Yes! 708 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:05,803 - I'm gonna destroy you. - (screams) 709 00:28:05,837 --> 00:28:06,938 RICH: Someone call the police! 710 00:28:06,972 --> 00:28:08,239 RICH'S BOT: Contacting local law enforcement. 711 00:28:08,272 --> 00:28:10,374 - I am sorry, bro. Seriously! - I'm gonna destroy you. 712 00:28:10,407 --> 00:28:11,575 - (Rich yelps) - I'm gonna destroy you. 713 00:28:11,609 --> 00:28:14,278 - Cut the live stream! - (hip-hop music plays) 714 00:28:15,412 --> 00:28:16,714 (screaming) 715 00:28:18,182 --> 00:28:19,450 Bros, it's pulling my head off! 716 00:28:19,483 --> 00:28:20,551 41 newtons. 717 00:28:20,584 --> 00:28:21,485 - Bros! - 42 newtons. 718 00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:23,153 Hey, no, no, no! You can't pull his head off. 719 00:28:23,187 --> 00:28:24,655 - We'll get in trouble! - (dings) 720 00:28:24,688 --> 00:28:26,690 - RICH: Help! - Okay, Absalom. 721 00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:28,025 I cannot pull his head off. 722 00:28:28,058 --> 00:28:29,093 (chuckles) 723 00:28:29,126 --> 00:28:31,762 That's it. You are dead meat, Pudowski! 724 00:28:31,795 --> 00:28:33,330 ALEX: Dude, you are finished! 725 00:28:33,364 --> 00:28:35,032 - Oh, yeah. We gotta run. - ALEX: We're coming for you! 726 00:28:35,065 --> 00:28:37,401 We gotta run right now! 727 00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:39,303 Whoa! (laughing) 728 00:28:39,336 --> 00:28:40,137 (grunts) 729 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:41,672 (laughs) What? 730 00:28:42,439 --> 00:28:44,208 Floor it! 731 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:46,243 (laughing) 732 00:28:46,277 --> 00:28:48,947 - Whoo-hoo! - BOT: Whoo-hoo! 733 00:28:48,980 --> 00:28:51,248 (Barney giggling) 734 00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:55,753 - (ding) - (Bot laughing) 735 00:28:56,821 --> 00:28:58,689 (continues laughing) 736 00:28:58,722 --> 00:29:00,025 - (Bot stops laughing) - (laughing) 737 00:29:00,057 --> 00:29:02,493 (Both laughing exaggeratedly) 738 00:29:05,195 --> 00:29:07,731 That was awesome, okay. 739 00:29:07,765 --> 00:29:09,500 But terrible, but awesome! 740 00:29:09,533 --> 00:29:12,202 I mean, you can't hit people. Especially Rich Belcher. 741 00:29:12,236 --> 00:29:14,638 But, oh, man! You hit Rich Belcher! 742 00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:18,142 I don't get it. B-Bots can't hurt people. 743 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:20,244 They have mega safety controls and stuff. 744 00:29:20,277 --> 00:29:24,415 Incorrect. I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 745 00:29:24,983 --> 00:29:26,051 (chimes) 746 00:29:26,083 --> 00:29:27,953 The settings have not been uploaded. 747 00:29:27,986 --> 00:29:31,957 What? Really? (chuckles) You're insane! 748 00:29:31,990 --> 00:29:33,024 Where are you going? 749 00:29:33,058 --> 00:29:34,658 BOT: To swap me for a good one. 750 00:29:34,692 --> 00:29:37,328 No, no, no. Hey, look. I've been thinking, 751 00:29:37,361 --> 00:29:39,697 - and maybe I... - (siren whooping) 752 00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:41,699 Freeze! I think it's him. 753 00:29:41,732 --> 00:29:43,200 DISPATCHER: You gotta give me a description, color. 754 00:29:43,233 --> 00:29:44,368 Yeah, uh-huh. White. 755 00:29:44,401 --> 00:29:45,769 - Height? - Two foot tall. 756 00:29:45,803 --> 00:29:46,905 - Build? - Yeah. Plastic. 757 00:29:46,938 --> 00:29:48,305 - Excuse me, sir? - Whoa! 758 00:29:48,339 --> 00:29:49,573 Easy. 759 00:29:49,607 --> 00:29:53,544 Okay. Both of you, hands where I can see 'em. 760 00:29:54,511 --> 00:29:55,579 (officer gasps) 761 00:29:55,613 --> 00:29:57,481 Oh... 762 00:29:57,514 --> 00:30:00,085 BOT: ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dikky dakka ♫ 763 00:30:00,117 --> 00:30:01,185 OFFICER: Give it here! 764 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:02,419 GRAHAM: That B-Bot is ours! 765 00:30:02,453 --> 00:30:04,188 - OFFICER: It's a lunatic! - DONKA: It's just dancing. 766 00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:05,890 - I taught it. - I paid for that. 767 00:30:05,924 --> 00:30:06,992 It was just doing what I said. 768 00:30:07,025 --> 00:30:08,359 Take it away! It's crazy! 769 00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:09,894 BOT: At least I'm not Uncle Boris. 770 00:30:09,928 --> 00:30:11,795 I'm... I'm sure it's just a minor issue. 771 00:30:11,830 --> 00:30:14,966 It's violent, uncontrollable, and highly dangerous. 772 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,600 Okay, great. Let me look into that. 773 00:30:16,634 --> 00:30:19,004 No. There's nothing wrong with him. 774 00:30:19,037 --> 00:30:20,270 It assaulted a child! 775 00:30:20,304 --> 00:30:21,605 It didn't assault him. 776 00:30:21,639 --> 00:30:23,842 I hit Rich Belcher. It was awesome, but terrible, 777 00:30:23,875 --> 00:30:25,043 - but awesome. - See? 778 00:30:25,076 --> 00:30:27,012 - Barney... You were fighting? - No! 779 00:30:27,045 --> 00:30:29,114 (chuckles) B-Bots are incapable of violence. 780 00:30:29,146 --> 00:30:31,016 - BOT: Boink! - OFFICER: Officer down! 781 00:30:31,049 --> 00:30:32,182 Bah, he had it coming. 782 00:30:32,216 --> 00:30:33,717 You can't just take it. It's mine! 783 00:30:33,751 --> 00:30:34,886 I don't even know his name. 784 00:30:34,919 --> 00:30:36,821 Yes, you do! It's Absalom. 785 00:30:36,855 --> 00:30:38,455 - Hi, Absalom. - What? 786 00:30:38,489 --> 00:30:41,592 According to our records, it has no registered owner. 787 00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:44,029 - But I give all my funeral money... - Mom... 788 00:30:44,062 --> 00:30:45,462 - ...to that man in the alley. - ...please. 789 00:30:45,496 --> 00:30:47,132 You got it from a man in an alley? 790 00:30:47,164 --> 00:30:49,134 Did you obtain this Bot illegally? 791 00:30:49,166 --> 00:30:50,401 - What? - (chuckles nervously) 792 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:52,837 This took a turn, and we gotta get out of here. 793 00:30:52,871 --> 00:30:54,471 Send it to the crusher! 794 00:30:54,505 --> 00:30:55,572 - What? - For all we know, 795 00:30:55,606 --> 00:30:56,740 - it could kill someone. - (Bot dings) 796 00:30:56,774 --> 00:31:00,210 No. It's mine. It was my birthday present. 797 00:31:00,244 --> 00:31:02,579 We'll return it to the facility, run some tests. 798 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:04,181 Do you want me to close the whole store? 799 00:31:04,214 --> 00:31:07,584 (gasps) No, no, no. Uh, one crushing coming up! 800 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:09,720 Use the recycler. 801 00:31:09,753 --> 00:31:11,156 Adios, Absalom. 802 00:31:11,188 --> 00:31:12,924 Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen. 803 00:31:12,957 --> 00:31:14,291 No, you can't do that. 804 00:31:14,324 --> 00:31:16,260 Dad, please. It was sticking up for me. 805 00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:18,096 Barney, we gotta let it go. 806 00:31:18,129 --> 00:31:19,463 OFFICER: Let's take some details. 807 00:31:19,496 --> 00:31:20,932 - What was your name, sir? - Uh... 808 00:31:20,965 --> 00:31:23,300 Absalom, will crushing be fun? 809 00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:24,668 (gasps) 810 00:31:29,974 --> 00:31:30,942 (gasps) 811 00:31:32,077 --> 00:31:33,243 (grunts) 812 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,246 Phew. 813 00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:38,582 - Hi, Absalom. - Shh. 814 00:31:38,615 --> 00:31:40,350 - Happy birthday! - What are you doing? 815 00:31:40,384 --> 00:31:42,319 A friend must stay within six feet. 816 00:31:42,352 --> 00:31:43,787 We'll go to the crusher together. 817 00:31:43,822 --> 00:31:47,624 No! Crushing is not fun! It means smushed, flattened... 818 00:31:47,658 --> 00:31:49,259 Uh... Uh... 819 00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:50,527 A... A... A... 820 00:31:51,462 --> 00:31:53,263 Think, think, think. 821 00:31:53,297 --> 00:31:54,899 Annihilated. 822 00:31:54,933 --> 00:31:56,300 (gasps in relief) 823 00:31:59,104 --> 00:32:01,438 - Annihilated. Not fun! - Shh. 824 00:32:01,472 --> 00:32:03,208 (whispering) We gotta get out of here. 825 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:04,608 - Where are you...? Ow. - (thud) 826 00:32:04,641 --> 00:32:06,044 (hums) 827 00:32:06,077 --> 00:32:08,579 - Hey, stop! Hey! - (panting) 828 00:32:08,612 --> 00:32:10,280 - (gasps) - We gotta get out of here. 829 00:32:10,314 --> 00:32:11,515 No. Come back. 830 00:32:12,117 --> 00:32:13,885 - Whoa. - Sorry. 831 00:32:13,918 --> 00:32:17,155 - (gasps) Where are you going? - You said, "Come back." 832 00:32:17,188 --> 00:32:18,689 (Barney groans) 833 00:32:18,722 --> 00:32:19,991 (grunts) 834 00:32:20,992 --> 00:32:21,993 Sorry, again. 835 00:32:22,861 --> 00:32:24,495 Bree, it got out! 836 00:32:26,064 --> 00:32:27,564 (Barney chuckling) 837 00:32:27,598 --> 00:32:29,266 (wrestling Bot shouting in spanish) 838 00:32:29,299 --> 00:32:30,969 - Sorry! - (exclaims in spanish) 839 00:32:31,002 --> 00:32:32,302 - (whispers) Where is it? - BOT: Ay! 840 00:32:32,336 --> 00:32:34,939 (chuckles nervously) Lucha libre, third floor. 841 00:32:35,940 --> 00:32:37,341 (Both panting) 842 00:32:37,374 --> 00:32:40,178 - Stop! - Oh, no. 843 00:32:40,211 --> 00:32:41,812 - (kids chattering) - BOY: Space! Final frontier! 844 00:32:44,215 --> 00:32:45,282 (Barney yells) 845 00:32:45,315 --> 00:32:46,617 (chuckles) Whew! 846 00:32:48,619 --> 00:32:49,586 Uh-oh. 847 00:32:50,121 --> 00:32:52,223 Follow me! (laughing) 848 00:32:52,257 --> 00:32:53,757 Sorry, he's with me. 849 00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:54,993 BOT 1: He is unaffected! 850 00:32:55,026 --> 00:32:56,060 BOT 2: Invincible one. 851 00:32:56,094 --> 00:32:57,361 BOT 3: Space Lord. 852 00:32:57,929 --> 00:32:59,864 Hi, I am insane. 853 00:32:59,898 --> 00:33:01,298 (shrieks) 854 00:33:01,331 --> 00:33:03,333 - Follow me. - (Barney grunts) 855 00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:05,937 (Barney yelling) 856 00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,972 Are we having fun with me? 857 00:33:08,705 --> 00:33:10,108 You bet! (gasps) 858 00:33:10,141 --> 00:33:11,876 - (Bot whimpers) - (shrieks) 859 00:33:11,910 --> 00:33:12,977 (woman screams) 860 00:33:13,011 --> 00:33:14,545 BREE: You have to find it. 861 00:33:14,578 --> 00:33:17,148 It's gotta be here somewhere. Keep looking. 862 00:33:17,182 --> 00:33:19,416 - (shouts in spanish) - BREE: Huh? 863 00:33:20,118 --> 00:33:21,219 MAN: Where is he? 864 00:33:21,252 --> 00:33:23,353 Where did they go? 865 00:33:23,387 --> 00:33:26,224 - (pop) - BOT: Hi, I'm Sally Squirrel. 866 00:33:26,257 --> 00:33:27,691 (Bots popping) 867 00:33:27,724 --> 00:33:30,727 - Potty time! Sing with me! - No! Shush! 868 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:31,795 You are dead meat. 869 00:33:31,830 --> 00:33:32,831 MAN: Preschool forest. 870 00:33:32,864 --> 00:33:34,431 BOTS: (singing) ♫ Number one or number two ♫ 871 00:33:34,464 --> 00:33:36,201 ♫ Let's learn where we pee and poo ♫ 872 00:33:36,234 --> 00:33:37,801 Power down, power down! 873 00:33:40,238 --> 00:33:44,042 Okay, everybody out. Paws in the air. 874 00:33:44,075 --> 00:33:45,776 - (sighs) - I know you're in there. 875 00:33:45,809 --> 00:33:46,845 (Barney gasps) 876 00:33:58,455 --> 00:34:00,457 Ugh! Really. 877 00:34:00,490 --> 00:34:02,526 - Barney! - I'm sorry. 878 00:34:03,027 --> 00:34:04,028 (officer grunts) 879 00:34:11,668 --> 00:34:13,238 How dare you! Are you calling me a criminal? 880 00:34:13,271 --> 00:34:14,272 - Mom, no, no, no. - You're not helping. 881 00:34:14,305 --> 00:34:16,707 I paid for it! 882 00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:19,610 - Hi, Absalom. - BARNEY: Shh! 883 00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,712 I'm gonna take you home, okay? 884 00:34:21,745 --> 00:34:24,082 But you get to choose your friends. 885 00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:25,382 And you don't choose me. 886 00:34:25,415 --> 00:34:26,450 (chuckles) 887 00:34:26,483 --> 00:34:29,354 I do, okay. I choose you. 888 00:34:29,386 --> 00:34:32,223 I can fix you, like Gran said, 889 00:34:32,257 --> 00:34:36,194 and I'll teach you how to be my friend. 890 00:34:36,227 --> 00:34:37,996 Okay, Absalom. 891 00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:39,097 Okay. 892 00:34:39,130 --> 00:34:42,432 My registered name is Absalom, 893 00:34:42,466 --> 00:34:45,169 but my friends call me Barney. 894 00:34:45,203 --> 00:34:46,237 (dings) 895 00:34:46,271 --> 00:34:47,771 My friends call me... 896 00:34:49,007 --> 00:34:50,407 Ron Bintscatsco. 897 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,177 (chuckles) Okay, Ron. 898 00:34:53,777 --> 00:34:55,213 Okay, Barney. 899 00:34:55,246 --> 00:34:56,281 DONKA: One day parking ticket, 900 00:34:56,314 --> 00:34:57,414 - next day firing squad. - (gasps) 901 00:34:57,447 --> 00:34:58,682 GRAHAM: No, that's not gonna be a problem. 902 00:34:58,715 --> 00:35:02,086 Hey, Barn. I am so sorry about the B-Bot. 903 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:03,154 I'll figure something out. 904 00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:04,521 It's okay, Dad. Not a problem. 905 00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:05,622 (car engine starts) 906 00:35:05,656 --> 00:35:07,859 I... I think it's gonna be fine. 907 00:35:11,996 --> 00:35:15,967 PEOPLE: 93, 94, 95, 96, 908 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,037 97, 98, 99! 909 00:35:20,939 --> 00:35:23,341 - (all cheering) - (Andrew chuckling) 910 00:35:23,374 --> 00:35:26,077 One hundred million units sold! 911 00:35:26,110 --> 00:35:27,644 Whoo! Yeah! 912 00:35:27,678 --> 00:35:30,480 Well, we made 100 million new friends, 913 00:35:30,514 --> 00:35:33,017 all helping kids connect, meet each other, 914 00:35:33,051 --> 00:35:35,519 - interact. - And all through their B-Bots. 915 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:37,188 Making friends face-to-face? 916 00:35:37,221 --> 00:35:38,555 (scoffs) So last three millennia. 917 00:35:38,588 --> 00:35:39,623 (chuckles) That's not what... 918 00:35:39,656 --> 00:35:40,858 Some kids check in with their Bots 919 00:35:40,892 --> 00:35:43,727 a hundred times a day, plus 11 times overnight. 920 00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:46,663 We've finally done it. We've ended sleep. 921 00:35:46,697 --> 00:35:48,900 Uh, the algorithm may need adjusting. 922 00:35:48,933 --> 00:35:50,500 ANDREW: Think of the data we can harvest! 923 00:35:50,534 --> 00:35:51,970 No, no, no. I designed them... 924 00:35:52,003 --> 00:35:54,305 - In my garage. - ...for making friends. 925 00:35:54,339 --> 00:35:55,739 Into dollars. 926 00:35:55,772 --> 00:35:57,574 If our share price goes any higher, 927 00:35:57,607 --> 00:35:59,509 we'll have to give it a space suit. (slurps drink) 928 00:35:59,543 --> 00:36:03,147 So what about the B-Bot that punched a child? 929 00:36:03,915 --> 00:36:05,549 (camera clicking) 930 00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:07,919 It hit a cop? 931 00:36:07,952 --> 00:36:09,087 And a child. 932 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,621 It hit a cop. We can't put that on the box. 933 00:36:11,655 --> 00:36:14,524 No, no. B-Bots are incapable of violence. 934 00:36:14,558 --> 00:36:16,560 My algorithm totally ensures no... 935 00:36:16,593 --> 00:36:18,528 - OFFICER: Ow! Ow! - RICH: Ow! Ow! 936 00:36:19,563 --> 00:36:21,598 - I better look into that. - You think? 937 00:36:21,631 --> 00:36:24,302 I mean, what if someone gets injured? 938 00:36:24,335 --> 00:36:26,137 I, for one, could not live 939 00:36:26,170 --> 00:36:28,739 with what that would do to our share price. 940 00:36:28,772 --> 00:36:30,008 BREE: It's not a problem. 941 00:36:30,041 --> 00:36:32,877 We performed a complimentary in-store crushing. 942 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:34,212 Good! Uh... 943 00:36:34,245 --> 00:36:37,015 Because if that was still out there, 944 00:36:37,382 --> 00:36:38,648 we'd be toast. 945 00:36:39,283 --> 00:36:40,550 Uh... 946 00:36:45,023 --> 00:36:47,724 - (chickens clucking) - Shh. Guys, no clucking. 947 00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:53,663 Okay, Ron. How to be my friend. 948 00:36:56,968 --> 00:36:59,404 A bunch of your code is missing, right? 949 00:36:59,437 --> 00:37:00,804 The settings have not been uploaded. 950 00:37:00,838 --> 00:37:03,807 So, I'm gonna teach you to be my friend. 951 00:37:03,841 --> 00:37:05,410 And then you can come to school. 952 00:37:05,443 --> 00:37:07,445 What is a friend, Barney? 953 00:37:07,478 --> 00:37:10,580 Well, a friend is a person who, uh, 954 00:37:10,614 --> 00:37:12,316 likes, uh... 955 00:37:12,350 --> 00:37:13,817 Is always... I... 956 00:37:13,851 --> 00:37:15,953 A person who, uh, "likes, is always, I." 957 00:37:15,987 --> 00:37:18,356 Okay. Now I'm your best friend. 958 00:37:18,389 --> 00:37:20,525 (chuckles) Hey. Come back. 959 00:37:20,557 --> 00:37:23,593 No, no, no. There's a lot more than that, Ron. 960 00:37:24,561 --> 00:37:26,297 You have to know everything about me. 961 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:27,764 You have to like me, obviously. 962 00:37:27,798 --> 00:37:31,035 Like all the same stuff as me, and you have to be on my side. 963 00:37:31,069 --> 00:37:33,637 But don't hit people. Even Rich Belcher. 964 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,772 Hair, brown. Height, 4'11". 965 00:37:35,806 --> 00:37:38,910 5'11" would be better. You could reach high objects. 966 00:37:38,943 --> 00:37:42,313 Hey. (chuckles) A friend likes everything about you. 967 00:37:42,346 --> 00:37:43,915 - What? - Let's go to school. 968 00:37:43,948 --> 00:37:45,917 (laughs) You don't even know where school is. 969 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:49,653 Alice Springs, Allahabad, Anchorage, Albuquerque. 970 00:37:51,456 --> 00:37:52,756 Ooh. A-ha! 971 00:37:52,789 --> 00:37:55,293 Mom! You're shorting the power out! 972 00:37:55,326 --> 00:37:57,295 (motivational music playing) 973 00:38:01,532 --> 00:38:03,267 (laughing) 974 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:09,874 You gotta fit in. 975 00:38:12,043 --> 00:38:12,844 Huh? 976 00:38:12,877 --> 00:38:15,480 Likes. Rocks, chess, Pac-Man. 977 00:38:15,513 --> 00:38:16,581 - Bill the Bus. - No! 978 00:38:16,613 --> 00:38:18,149 That was when I was, like, two. 979 00:38:19,917 --> 00:38:21,552 Toast. But only for breakfast. 980 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:23,354 (slurps) Butter on its own. 981 00:38:23,387 --> 00:38:24,621 RON: Mm! 982 00:38:25,022 --> 00:38:26,157 (laughs) 983 00:38:26,190 --> 00:38:27,825 (Donka exclaims, tsking) 984 00:38:29,861 --> 00:38:31,596 (washing machine whirring) 985 00:38:31,628 --> 00:38:33,531 (grunting shakily) 986 00:38:33,564 --> 00:38:37,135 Dislikes. Possums, musicals, school. Generally. 987 00:38:37,168 --> 00:38:39,070 The BuddyBench. 988 00:38:39,103 --> 00:38:42,140 Eugh! Worms. I don't trust anything without a face. 989 00:38:42,974 --> 00:38:44,375 - (shrieks) - (Both laugh) 990 00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:48,546 Stop! 991 00:38:48,579 --> 00:38:50,181 I am fitting in! 992 00:38:52,383 --> 00:38:54,018 You must always stay within six feet. 993 00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:56,320 I will always stay within six feet. 994 00:38:56,354 --> 00:38:57,522 Unless I say not to. 995 00:38:57,555 --> 00:38:59,590 I am not to stay within six feet. 996 00:38:59,624 --> 00:39:01,492 No, no. Sometimes, yes. 997 00:39:01,526 --> 00:39:02,759 - Sometimes. - And sometimes, no. 998 00:39:02,792 --> 00:39:04,629 - Yes. - Like, if I had a bad day 999 00:39:04,661 --> 00:39:06,663 - or... - Bad day. Always six feet. 1000 00:39:07,365 --> 00:39:08,765 (laughing) 1001 00:39:10,568 --> 00:39:13,770 BARNEY: Allergies. Goats, wool. Goats' wool. 1002 00:39:13,803 --> 00:39:16,240 I'm basically allergic to life. 1003 00:39:16,274 --> 00:39:17,842 That's why I like rocks. 1004 00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:19,676 That is sad and also tragic. 1005 00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:22,113 What are you into, huh? Electricity? 1006 00:39:22,146 --> 00:39:24,248 Electricity is better than rocks. 1007 00:39:24,282 --> 00:39:26,184 Ron, what are you... 1008 00:39:26,217 --> 00:39:27,418 (laughing) 1009 00:39:28,219 --> 00:39:29,187 (laughs mockingly) 1010 00:39:30,754 --> 00:39:34,292 Whoo-hoo-hoo! You got it! You got the six feet! 1011 00:39:38,529 --> 00:39:39,729 Hey! No, no, no. That's... 1012 00:39:39,763 --> 00:39:41,199 - GRAHAM: Barney? - (gasps) 1013 00:39:41,232 --> 00:39:43,733 I got a little break. You wanna do something? 1014 00:39:43,767 --> 00:39:45,503 Chess, maybe? 1015 00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:47,804 Uh, thanks, Dad. I'm good. 1016 00:39:49,073 --> 00:39:50,074 Okay. 1017 00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:53,810 - (chuckles) - (motivational music resumes) 1018 00:39:57,548 --> 00:39:58,983 (imperceptible) 1019 00:40:06,624 --> 00:40:07,992 - BARNEY: Rocks. - RON: Electricity. 1020 00:40:08,025 --> 00:40:09,627 BARNEY: Rocks are better. 1021 00:40:09,660 --> 00:40:11,761 - RON: Electricity. - BARNEY: Uh, I said rocks. 1022 00:40:11,795 --> 00:40:13,564 RON: I prefer electricity. 1023 00:40:13,598 --> 00:40:15,466 - Rocks. (laughing) - RON: Electricity. 1024 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,767 List friends. 1025 00:40:17,801 --> 00:40:19,237 Uh, next question. 1026 00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:20,438 (Ron dings) 1027 00:40:20,471 --> 00:40:23,174 You know, I'm... I'm not actually unpopular, you know. 1028 00:40:23,207 --> 00:40:24,875 That would mean they know I exist. 1029 00:40:24,909 --> 00:40:26,577 - RON: Perhaps you don't. - Hey! 1030 00:40:26,611 --> 00:40:28,246 RON: List relations. 1031 00:40:28,279 --> 00:40:31,616 Dad, Donka, some Bulgarian uncles. 1032 00:40:31,649 --> 00:40:34,018 Donka says, actually, one was possessed, 1033 00:40:34,051 --> 00:40:37,321 but I think it might have been a nut allergy. 1034 00:40:37,355 --> 00:40:38,889 (somber music playing) 1035 00:40:39,624 --> 00:40:41,592 There was Mom, too, of course. 1036 00:40:41,626 --> 00:40:44,295 But, uh, she died when I was two. 1037 00:40:45,463 --> 00:40:48,532 And Dad moved us out here. 1038 00:40:48,566 --> 00:40:53,604 It doesn't make me sad exactly 'cause I... I can't remember. 1039 00:40:53,638 --> 00:40:57,074 But it did make things hard for Dad. 1040 00:40:57,108 --> 00:40:59,076 She was returned to the facility? 1041 00:40:59,110 --> 00:41:03,247 (chuckles softly) I guess. No receipt. 1042 00:41:04,582 --> 00:41:05,650 (dings) 1043 00:41:05,683 --> 00:41:08,219 Scratches neck 14.5 times a day. 1044 00:41:08,252 --> 00:41:10,821 - What are you doing? - I am learning about my friend. 1045 00:41:10,855 --> 00:41:12,056 Oh, cool. 1046 00:41:12,089 --> 00:41:14,492 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 1047 00:41:14,525 --> 00:41:16,560 Oh! Okay. (chuckles) 1048 00:41:16,594 --> 00:41:17,728 (powers down) 1049 00:41:17,762 --> 00:41:18,963 You went to sleep! 1050 00:41:19,597 --> 00:41:21,699 - No. It was a move. - (laughs) 1051 00:41:21,732 --> 00:41:23,934 Am I now your best friend out of the box? 1052 00:41:23,968 --> 00:41:26,304 You're not still after that sticker. 1053 00:41:26,337 --> 00:41:28,139 (Both laughing) 1054 00:41:28,172 --> 00:41:29,106 (gasps) 1055 00:41:29,140 --> 00:41:31,375 Oh, no, Ron. I'm so sorry. Hold on. Hold on. 1056 00:41:31,409 --> 00:41:33,978 - RON: Connect. Connect. - No! Stop! (gasps) 1057 00:41:34,011 --> 00:41:37,782 - Oh, no! Not that one! Ron! - Connect. Connect. Connect. 1058 00:41:37,814 --> 00:41:40,451 That's Savannah's house! 1059 00:41:40,484 --> 00:41:42,586 Okay, key light, Malibu filter. 1060 00:41:43,387 --> 00:41:44,588 - Perfect. - GIRL: Boom! 1061 00:41:44,622 --> 00:41:46,023 Oh, hey, guys. 1062 00:41:46,057 --> 00:41:47,391 You just caught me chilling. 1063 00:41:47,425 --> 00:41:49,860 - (Ron laughing maniacally) - (Both shrieking) 1064 00:41:49,894 --> 00:41:52,630 - (electricity crackling) - RON: Afloat. Aquatic. 1065 00:41:52,663 --> 00:41:54,665 Accident. 1066 00:41:54,699 --> 00:41:56,600 - (soft burst) - (Both gasping) 1067 00:41:56,634 --> 00:41:57,902 (heavy wheezing) 1068 00:41:57,935 --> 00:41:59,503 What is that? 1069 00:41:59,537 --> 00:42:02,807 It sounds like a giant snake. Or an evil clown! 1070 00:42:02,873 --> 00:42:03,874 They live in the woods, 1071 00:42:03,908 --> 00:42:05,609 and their heads go all the way around! 1072 00:42:07,311 --> 00:42:09,480 - (continues wheezing) - (Both shrieking) 1073 00:42:09,513 --> 00:42:10,981 - Evil clown! Evil clown! - BARNEY: Sorry. I'm sorry. 1074 00:42:11,015 --> 00:42:12,783 I'm just really wheezy, guys. I've been running. 1075 00:42:12,817 --> 00:42:14,151 Ron! (screams) 1076 00:42:14,185 --> 00:42:15,353 (Both yelp) 1077 00:42:16,454 --> 00:42:17,621 Barney Pudowski? 1078 00:42:19,123 --> 00:42:21,192 - (float squeaking) - (whimpering) 1079 00:42:22,193 --> 00:42:23,060 (Both gasp) 1080 00:42:23,094 --> 00:42:25,129 You've ruined my aesthetic. 1081 00:42:25,162 --> 00:42:28,799 Sorry, Savannah. (coughs) Nice pool. 1082 00:42:28,834 --> 00:42:32,136 Wait. Since when did you even have a B-Bot? 1083 00:42:32,169 --> 00:42:34,739 And... Whoa. Look at him. 1084 00:42:34,772 --> 00:42:36,974 I'm sorry. We're going right now. I just... 1085 00:42:39,243 --> 00:42:40,144 Uh... 1086 00:42:40,177 --> 00:42:42,646 Barney, your B-Bot is, like, super weird. 1087 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,548 - GIRL: Yeah. - SAVANNAH: And naked? 1088 00:42:44,582 --> 00:42:45,549 GIRL: Ew! 1089 00:42:45,583 --> 00:42:48,052 And hold on a sec. Why hasn't it friended me? 1090 00:42:48,085 --> 00:42:50,888 Would you like to friend @theSavannahMeads? 1091 00:42:50,921 --> 00:42:53,724 BARNEY: No. He can't do any of that stuff. 1092 00:42:53,758 --> 00:42:56,828 He can't make friends or... He's useless at all that. 1093 00:42:56,862 --> 00:42:59,797 - (gasps) Can't make friends? - GIRL: What? 1094 00:42:59,831 --> 00:43:01,699 Barney, don't say your weirdness 1095 00:43:01,732 --> 00:43:03,234 has rubbed off on him. 1096 00:43:03,267 --> 00:43:05,603 Making friends is, like, what he's for. 1097 00:43:05,636 --> 00:43:09,240 If he can't do that, he's, like, literally pointless. 1098 00:43:09,273 --> 00:43:12,643 Like, a lump of plastic just following you around. 1099 00:43:12,676 --> 00:43:15,045 Hashtag landfill. 1100 00:43:15,079 --> 00:43:17,014 - I am for making friends? - BARNEY: Ron... 1101 00:43:17,047 --> 00:43:18,850 How do I make friends for Barney? 1102 00:43:18,884 --> 00:43:20,418 BARNEY: Come. (screams) 1103 00:43:20,451 --> 00:43:21,986 - Seriously? - Ugh. 1104 00:43:22,019 --> 00:43:24,388 You share stuff about him. 1105 00:43:24,422 --> 00:43:27,691 Like pictures of his food or his wake-up routine. 1106 00:43:27,725 --> 00:43:29,026 You search for people who know him 1107 00:43:29,059 --> 00:43:30,862 or like the same stuff as him. 1108 00:43:30,896 --> 00:43:33,297 You show them pictures, and then you get comments, 1109 00:43:33,330 --> 00:43:35,199 and then you get people that like him, 1110 00:43:35,232 --> 00:43:36,801 and then you get friend invites. 1111 00:43:36,835 --> 00:43:39,470 - Boom! Now he has friends. - Duh! 1112 00:43:39,503 --> 00:43:40,872 Ron! We have to go! 1113 00:43:40,906 --> 00:43:42,740 Does Barney need friends? 1114 00:43:42,773 --> 00:43:45,142 Well, yeah! Or, fun fact, 1115 00:43:45,176 --> 00:43:47,645 he will not survive middle school. 1116 00:43:47,678 --> 00:43:49,246 Savannah, please don't tell anyone. 1117 00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:53,017 I'm not supposed to have him. He has to be a secret. 1118 00:43:55,085 --> 00:43:56,487 (somber music playing) 1119 00:44:04,795 --> 00:44:05,996 (sighs) 1120 00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:08,065 (muffled rattling) 1121 00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:15,272 (Graham speaking spanish) 1122 00:44:15,306 --> 00:44:17,741 She's rewiring los electricos. 1123 00:44:17,775 --> 00:44:19,643 Okay. Unicorn poo. 1124 00:44:19,677 --> 00:44:20,778 - (toy squeaks) - (chuckles) 1125 00:44:20,811 --> 00:44:22,112 - It's great. - (man on phone speaks spanish) 1126 00:44:22,146 --> 00:44:24,916 You like it! Well, shipping date, um... 1127 00:44:24,950 --> 00:44:27,418 Ow! It shocked me! 1128 00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:30,889 (beeps) 1129 00:44:30,922 --> 00:44:32,122 (chuckles) 1130 00:44:37,728 --> 00:44:40,064 Mind if I leave it on? 1131 00:44:42,433 --> 00:44:43,367 (sighs) 1132 00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,837 RON: I am literally pointless. 1133 00:44:45,871 --> 00:44:46,872 What? 1134 00:44:46,905 --> 00:44:49,006 I cannot make friends for you. 1135 00:44:49,039 --> 00:44:52,142 (chuckles softly) Yeah. Well... 1136 00:44:52,176 --> 00:44:54,712 I'm not so great at that either. 1137 00:44:54,745 --> 00:44:58,884 You should see me during recess. Oh, it sucks. 1138 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,051 I stand there every day, 1139 00:45:01,085 --> 00:45:04,522 on my own, on the edge of the yard, 1140 00:45:04,555 --> 00:45:08,025 just hoping for a few people to share a bench with. 1141 00:45:08,058 --> 00:45:09,159 You know? 1142 00:45:09,193 --> 00:45:12,296 But why would they? 1143 00:45:12,329 --> 00:45:14,231 The last time any of them came to my house, 1144 00:45:14,265 --> 00:45:15,566 we set fire to them. 1145 00:45:15,599 --> 00:45:17,801 - (electricity crackles) - GRAHAM: Ow! Not again. 1146 00:45:18,602 --> 00:45:20,972 - (switch clicks) - (sighs) 1147 00:45:21,006 --> 00:45:23,507 I guess I'll just sleep with it off. 1148 00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:25,776 Good night, Ron. 1149 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:32,449 (tender music playing) 1150 00:45:48,098 --> 00:45:50,134 ANDREW: They're psychos! 1151 00:45:50,167 --> 00:45:51,569 (shrieking & yelling) 1152 00:45:51,602 --> 00:45:54,940 It is them! I'd recognize those ears from space. 1153 00:45:54,973 --> 00:45:58,776 Okay. Location. GPS. Uh... Get up the grid. 1154 00:45:58,809 --> 00:46:00,244 Where is it? 1155 00:46:00,277 --> 00:46:02,646 Uh, it's not actually on the network. 1156 00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,782 That's impossible. So, I don't believe you. 1157 00:46:04,815 --> 00:46:06,450 We track every B-Bot. 1158 00:46:06,483 --> 00:46:08,920 - Um, yeah, but... - Then the kid. 1159 00:46:08,954 --> 00:46:12,389 I want everything. Contacts, shopping habits, shoe-size. 1160 00:46:12,423 --> 00:46:14,458 You mean his private data? 1161 00:46:14,491 --> 00:46:16,327 Sure. Why else do we collect it? 1162 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,930 We've got nothing on him. He hasn't friended anyone. 1163 00:46:18,964 --> 00:46:21,332 He doesn't blog, post, or share. 1164 00:46:21,365 --> 00:46:22,333 Creepy. 1165 00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:25,003 The video was posted by @theSavannahMeads. 1166 00:46:25,036 --> 00:46:27,237 Her whole life is online. 1167 00:46:27,271 --> 00:46:29,773 Andrew. Is it true? It's still out there? 1168 00:46:29,807 --> 00:46:33,344 The store made an error. They squished Sally Squirrel. 1169 00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:34,846 SALLY SQUIRREL: (singing) ♫ Let's learn where we... ♫ 1170 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:37,514 - (powers down) - That's awesome! 1171 00:46:37,548 --> 00:46:39,951 What the heck are you talking about? 1172 00:46:39,985 --> 00:46:42,720 I looked into it. And... 1173 00:46:42,753 --> 00:46:44,622 (Barney & Ron laughing) 1174 00:46:44,655 --> 00:46:46,523 See? This is it! 1175 00:46:46,557 --> 00:46:49,027 It's what I imagined when I was his age. 1176 00:46:49,060 --> 00:46:50,661 They're having fun! 1177 00:46:50,694 --> 00:46:52,396 Fun? 1178 00:46:52,429 --> 00:46:54,966 How... How can you have fun offline? 1179 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:56,500 It's against nature. 1180 00:46:56,533 --> 00:47:00,504 Andrew, I never programmed B-Bots to laugh. 1181 00:47:00,537 --> 00:47:03,674 I have to understand this. Can we get a hold of it? 1182 00:47:04,274 --> 00:47:05,709 Ho-ho, we will. 1183 00:47:07,711 --> 00:47:08,812 (ominous music playing) 1184 00:47:17,321 --> 00:47:18,622 (electricity crackling) 1185 00:47:18,656 --> 00:47:21,725 My aerial? No power in whole street? 1186 00:47:21,759 --> 00:47:23,794 No. No idea. 1187 00:47:31,936 --> 00:47:35,073 What? Ron, no! You have to hide. 1188 00:47:35,106 --> 00:47:36,407 You're not ready. 1189 00:47:37,241 --> 00:47:40,277 (sighs) I'm sorry. I'll be back soon. 1190 00:47:41,745 --> 00:47:43,081 (scooter squeaking) 1191 00:47:43,114 --> 00:47:44,314 (grunts) 1192 00:47:56,493 --> 00:47:59,196 There are no friends in the shed. 1193 00:48:00,397 --> 00:48:02,867 - Hi! I am Barney's B-Bot. - (car horn honks) 1194 00:48:02,901 --> 00:48:04,735 I live in the shed. 1195 00:48:04,768 --> 00:48:06,270 I am for making friends. 1196 00:48:06,303 --> 00:48:07,538 MAN: Idiot! 1197 00:48:07,571 --> 00:48:11,208 I am sharing Barney's breakfast. Do you like it? 1198 00:48:11,241 --> 00:48:13,644 - (dog barks) - How about you? 1199 00:48:13,677 --> 00:48:15,512 (dog sniffs, whines) 1200 00:48:15,546 --> 00:48:18,582 Would you like to comment on this picture, old woman? 1201 00:48:18,615 --> 00:48:22,453 Barney likes rocks, asthma inhalers, and his grandmother's food. 1202 00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:25,589 Will you come to my secret shed and like him? 1203 00:48:26,891 --> 00:48:28,159 (grunts nervously) 1204 00:48:28,193 --> 00:48:30,461 No. No, no. No. 1205 00:48:31,395 --> 00:48:34,531 Barney likes rock hammers, too! 1206 00:48:34,565 --> 00:48:35,900 (imitates Barney) I'm gonna be late. 1207 00:48:35,934 --> 00:48:37,267 My pants are on backwards. 1208 00:48:37,301 --> 00:48:39,436 That was Barney's wake-up routine! 1209 00:48:39,470 --> 00:48:41,005 - Okay. - Friend request. 1210 00:48:41,039 --> 00:48:42,006 Friend request. 1211 00:48:54,518 --> 00:48:56,121 MISS THOMAS: So a prime number 1212 00:48:56,154 --> 00:48:58,322 is a natural number greater than one 1213 00:48:58,355 --> 00:49:00,125 that cannot be divided by any number. 1214 00:49:00,158 --> 00:49:01,391 - (gasps) - I know you're keen, 1215 00:49:01,425 --> 00:49:04,361 but it's not quite recess yet, Barney. 1216 00:49:04,394 --> 00:49:07,798 (breathlessly) Oh, my asthma. I need my inhaler, ma'am. 1217 00:49:07,832 --> 00:49:09,566 Uh, I'll be one minute. 1218 00:49:12,569 --> 00:49:13,570 (gasps) 1219 00:49:15,405 --> 00:49:18,009 Ron! What are you doing here? 1220 00:49:18,042 --> 00:49:20,111 There are no friends in the shed. 1221 00:49:20,145 --> 00:49:21,846 I am for making friends. 1222 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,481 No! No, no, no. You have to go before they come out for... 1223 00:49:24,515 --> 00:49:26,617 (school bell rings) 1224 00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:27,986 Recess. 1225 00:49:28,019 --> 00:49:30,420 (students chattering) 1226 00:49:30,454 --> 00:49:32,356 BOT: You have two new messages. 1227 00:49:32,389 --> 00:49:34,225 GIRL: Only two? 1228 00:49:34,259 --> 00:49:36,060 Hey, Barn. You got a B-Bot? 1229 00:49:36,094 --> 00:49:37,661 - Um... - Hey. 1230 00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:40,397 Awesome. 1231 00:49:40,430 --> 00:49:42,200 Huh. Well, that went well. 1232 00:49:42,233 --> 00:49:43,433 I thought so. 1233 00:49:44,701 --> 00:49:45,870 Okay. 1234 00:49:46,905 --> 00:49:48,405 Come on. 1235 00:49:48,438 --> 00:49:51,910 Wow, that's so minimalistic. It's like a blank canvas. 1236 00:49:53,510 --> 00:49:55,013 - Friend request. - (Barney chuckles) 1237 00:49:55,046 --> 00:49:56,814 (chattering continues) 1238 00:49:59,017 --> 00:50:00,317 Recess. 1239 00:50:00,350 --> 00:50:02,452 Maybe it'll be okay. 1240 00:50:02,486 --> 00:50:03,955 Recess will not suck. 1241 00:50:03,988 --> 00:50:06,523 You will have friends to sit with on a bench. 1242 00:50:06,557 --> 00:50:09,294 I don't know. Yeah. I guess. 1243 00:50:09,326 --> 00:50:10,561 RON: You will. 1244 00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:12,897 - I have brought you some. - What? 1245 00:50:12,931 --> 00:50:14,933 I am literally not landfill. 1246 00:50:14,966 --> 00:50:16,034 (students cheering) 1247 00:50:16,067 --> 00:50:18,368 - (dance music playing) - GIRL: This is so crazy. 1248 00:50:18,970 --> 00:50:20,637 (gasping) 1249 00:50:20,671 --> 00:50:22,472 Ron! Wait! 1250 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,741 (cheering) 1251 00:50:26,476 --> 00:50:28,279 You have five new friends. 1252 00:50:28,313 --> 00:50:29,746 I did a search for them. 1253 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:33,051 Shayne likes low-priced alcohol and conspiracy theories. 1254 00:50:33,084 --> 00:50:35,320 He believes there's a secret lizard government 1255 00:50:35,352 --> 00:50:36,787 - beneath Switzerland. - Shh. 1256 00:50:36,821 --> 00:50:38,722 He will friend you if he can stay in the shed. 1257 00:50:38,755 --> 00:50:42,327 Barney! Bro! Just for a year. Two max. 1258 00:50:42,359 --> 00:50:44,028 Are those your friends, Barney? 1259 00:50:44,062 --> 00:50:45,063 Is this, like, a rave? 1260 00:50:45,096 --> 00:50:47,764 This friend shared your breakfast and liked it. 1261 00:50:47,798 --> 00:50:48,732 Oh, yeah! 1262 00:50:48,765 --> 00:50:50,434 RON: He gets hungry like you. 1263 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:53,470 Your neighbor Mrs. Baxter's parrot has one friend in common with you. 1264 00:50:53,503 --> 00:50:54,906 Your neighbor, Mrs. Baxter. 1265 00:50:54,939 --> 00:50:57,407 - He commented on your photo. - (parrot squawks) 1266 00:50:57,441 --> 00:51:00,477 He has done other things on your photo, too. 1267 00:51:01,212 --> 00:51:02,579 Margaret will friend you 1268 00:51:02,613 --> 00:51:03,747 - and share her... - No. 1269 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,250 (imitates Margaret) ...purse, watch, anything 1270 00:51:05,283 --> 00:51:07,085 if I please, please just let her go. 1271 00:51:07,118 --> 00:51:10,621 Now you have friends to sit with on a bench at recess. 1272 00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:12,824 I'm so sorry. You can't be here. 1273 00:51:12,857 --> 00:51:13,724 (baby cooing) 1274 00:51:13,757 --> 00:51:15,860 Barney, meet friend number five. 1275 00:51:15,894 --> 00:51:18,830 This tiny bald man likes your picture so much, 1276 00:51:18,863 --> 00:51:20,131 he is eating it. 1277 00:51:20,164 --> 00:51:23,433 There he is! Logan! 1278 00:51:23,467 --> 00:51:25,203 Friend request, friend request. 1279 00:51:25,236 --> 00:51:27,372 - Ron? - STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron. 1280 00:51:27,404 --> 00:51:30,674 - Yeah! Come on! - ALL: Ron, Ron, Ron! 1281 00:51:30,707 --> 00:51:32,643 BREE: Savannah Meads' mom didn't recognize the boy. 1282 00:51:32,676 --> 00:51:33,912 We're at her school now. 1283 00:51:33,945 --> 00:51:35,746 Okay, sure. 1284 00:51:35,779 --> 00:51:38,016 We keep this low-key, people. Discreet. 1285 00:51:38,049 --> 00:51:39,616 Nice and quiet, okay? 1286 00:51:39,650 --> 00:51:42,020 - Love you guys! - STUDENTS: Ron, Ron, Ron. 1287 00:51:43,121 --> 00:51:45,290 Pudowski! 1288 00:51:45,323 --> 00:51:47,091 - (chuckles helplessly) - Yeah! 1289 00:51:47,125 --> 00:51:49,294 Sticking it to the man! 1290 00:51:49,327 --> 00:51:52,096 Principal's office. Now! 1291 00:51:52,130 --> 00:51:53,530 - (sighs) - (baby cooing) 1292 00:51:53,563 --> 00:51:54,598 (babbles playfully) 1293 00:51:54,631 --> 00:51:56,935 RICH: Hey, bros. Ho-ho-ho-ho. 1294 00:51:57,368 --> 00:51:58,403 (chuckles) 1295 00:51:58,435 --> 00:52:00,504 Come on, Pudowski. Move it! 1296 00:52:00,537 --> 00:52:02,173 (boys laughing) 1297 00:52:02,206 --> 00:52:04,309 You're not new, are you? 1298 00:52:04,342 --> 00:52:06,210 You're that crazy broken dude who punched me. 1299 00:52:06,244 --> 00:52:07,979 How'd you do that? 1300 00:52:08,012 --> 00:52:10,781 I have no mega safety controls and stuff. 1301 00:52:10,814 --> 00:52:14,419 Safety settings, parental controls, account limits, all off! 1302 00:52:14,451 --> 00:52:16,087 That's how come he hit you, dude! 1303 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,722 I want mine like that. Then it can hit me, too! 1304 00:52:18,755 --> 00:52:20,457 I could get R-rated movies. 1305 00:52:20,490 --> 00:52:22,793 Copy him. Find that code. 1306 00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:24,996 RICH'S BOT: Unlock. 1307 00:52:25,529 --> 00:52:26,563 BOTS: Unlock. 1308 00:52:26,596 --> 00:52:28,399 He's gonna get us a trillion views! 1309 00:52:28,433 --> 00:52:29,633 (all chuckle excitedly) 1310 00:52:29,666 --> 00:52:31,302 - (boys laughing) - ALEX'S BOT: I don't like you. 1311 00:52:31,336 --> 00:52:32,736 RICH'S BOT: I don't like you. 1312 00:52:34,504 --> 00:52:35,806 - (Alex yelps) - (Rich cackles) 1313 00:52:37,674 --> 00:52:39,143 - (gasps) - (man speaking indistinctly) 1314 00:52:41,012 --> 00:52:42,213 Hey, guys. 1315 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:44,248 Savannah. What's going on? 1316 00:52:44,282 --> 00:52:45,950 (gasps excitedly) It's Bubble! 1317 00:52:45,984 --> 00:52:49,519 My post is such a hit, the whole company's following me. 1318 00:52:49,553 --> 00:52:50,687 What post? 1319 00:52:50,721 --> 00:52:52,423 Twenty thousand friends love... 1320 00:52:52,457 --> 00:52:54,591 (all shrieking & yelling) 1321 00:52:54,624 --> 00:52:58,262 What? I said he has to be a secret. 1322 00:52:58,296 --> 00:53:00,497 I know. But it went crazy! 1323 00:53:00,530 --> 00:53:01,598 (shudders) 1324 00:53:01,631 --> 00:53:03,734 You're such an actual freak, Barney, 1325 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:06,004 it's, like, almost cool. 1326 00:53:07,438 --> 00:53:09,173 (chuckles dryly) 1327 00:53:09,207 --> 00:53:11,309 MR. CLEAVER: Pudowski! 1328 00:53:11,342 --> 00:53:13,710 - (gasps) - Pudowski! What is going on? 1329 00:53:14,479 --> 00:53:16,447 Nothing, Ms. Hartley. 1330 00:53:16,481 --> 00:53:17,915 You brought in a baby? 1331 00:53:17,949 --> 00:53:19,716 Artificially sweetened beverages? 1332 00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:21,319 - A parrot. - A parrot. 1333 00:53:21,352 --> 00:53:24,989 - (fumbles) - Where is the Bot? 1334 00:53:25,023 --> 00:53:26,391 (muffled yelling) 1335 00:53:26,424 --> 00:53:28,393 (gasps) Call head office. 1336 00:53:28,426 --> 00:53:30,428 - (boys laughing) - Get him, boys. 1337 00:53:30,461 --> 00:53:31,528 (crowd cheers) 1338 00:53:31,561 --> 00:53:33,398 BOTS: Unlock, unlock, unlock. 1339 00:53:33,431 --> 00:53:34,598 Get 'em! 1340 00:53:34,631 --> 00:53:36,267 - (Bot yells) - (boys yelp) 1341 00:53:39,103 --> 00:53:40,338 - BOT: Unlock. - NOAH: Uh... 1342 00:53:40,371 --> 00:53:43,707 Okay. Buy 10,000 mechbucks. 1343 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:46,576 Whoa! It works! BubblePay has no limits! 1344 00:53:46,610 --> 00:53:48,545 Give me weapons. Give me upgrades. 1345 00:53:48,578 --> 00:53:50,248 BOT: All upgrades unlocked. 1346 00:53:50,281 --> 00:53:51,916 Hey! Jerk of Thrones. 1347 00:53:51,949 --> 00:53:54,252 - What? - Get them! 1348 00:53:54,285 --> 00:53:56,553 Hey! Those are our Bots! 1349 00:53:56,586 --> 00:53:58,222 - Give them back! - NOAH: Whoa! 1350 00:53:58,256 --> 00:54:00,324 BOT: Levelling up! 1351 00:54:00,358 --> 00:54:02,160 - NOAH: Whoa! - My prank, Noah. 1352 00:54:02,193 --> 00:54:03,327 Thanks for the ride. Oh! 1353 00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:04,661 Rich, come back! 1354 00:54:04,694 --> 00:54:06,931 RICH: Yo, Sav. Who's lame now? 1355 00:54:06,964 --> 00:54:09,400 - Hey! - Unlock. 1356 00:54:09,434 --> 00:54:10,468 Do you wanna connect 1357 00:54:10,501 --> 00:54:12,602 to all the users of the Bubble network? 1358 00:54:12,636 --> 00:54:15,572 You can access them all? Um, yeah! 1359 00:54:15,605 --> 00:54:18,509 Okay, hi, um, everyone in the world. 1360 00:54:18,543 --> 00:54:20,610 This is @theSavannahMeads. 1361 00:54:20,644 --> 00:54:23,448 And this is Nonsuch Middle School. 1362 00:54:23,481 --> 00:54:25,216 (Rich whooping & laughing) 1363 00:54:25,249 --> 00:54:26,817 - (laughs) - BOY: Incoming! 1364 00:54:26,851 --> 00:54:28,286 (yelps) 1365 00:54:28,319 --> 00:54:32,323 It's Mad Max meets Sesame Street live streaming. 1366 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:34,826 We think the safety controls are off on all the Bots. 1367 00:54:34,859 --> 00:54:36,693 Uh, let's send out a patch. 1368 00:54:36,726 --> 00:54:38,096 Yeah, we're on it! 1369 00:54:38,129 --> 00:54:39,696 (Bree yelping) 1370 00:54:40,431 --> 00:54:42,467 STUDENT: That was awesome! 1371 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:43,667 - What the...? - (all gasp) 1372 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,436 BOT 1: You shall not pass. 1373 00:54:45,470 --> 00:54:47,171 BOT 2: Kiss my Sith Lord butt! 1374 00:54:47,205 --> 00:54:48,705 BOT 3: Rabbits, attack! 1375 00:54:48,738 --> 00:54:51,641 Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! 1376 00:54:51,675 --> 00:54:54,345 (students screaming and laughing) 1377 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:55,880 Book a party at a night club. 1378 00:54:55,913 --> 00:54:58,049 Invite everyone. Except Savannah. 1379 00:54:58,082 --> 00:54:59,183 Everybody, stop! 1380 00:54:59,217 --> 00:55:00,451 Hey, Rich! 1381 00:55:00,485 --> 00:55:02,786 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - JAYDEN: Catch! 1382 00:55:03,488 --> 00:55:05,289 Whoo! (laughs) 1383 00:55:05,323 --> 00:55:07,091 You got this on the live, bro? 1384 00:55:07,558 --> 00:55:09,594 (Bot growling) 1385 00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:11,095 For the views! 1386 00:55:11,129 --> 00:55:14,098 So it's basically kind of the apocalypse, but fun! 1387 00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:16,167 Hey, cut it out, Sav. This is my thing. 1388 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:17,835 Sorry, Rich. I have... 1389 00:55:17,869 --> 00:55:20,138 Four million, four hundred and thirty-two views. 1390 00:55:20,171 --> 00:55:22,806 Oh, Australia's waking up. G'day, guys. 1391 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,476 We're about to be shamed by a whole other hemisphere. 1392 00:55:25,510 --> 00:55:27,011 SAVANNAH: I'm @theSavannahMeads. 1393 00:55:27,044 --> 00:55:29,914 And this is a giant monkey... 1394 00:55:29,947 --> 00:55:33,184 zombie mash-up that's basically trashing our school. 1395 00:55:33,217 --> 00:55:35,553 - Patch in one minute. - Are you knitting this thing? 1396 00:55:35,586 --> 00:55:37,654 - Do something! - MARGARET: Hello? 1397 00:55:37,687 --> 00:55:38,890 It's nearly pickup! 1398 00:55:39,656 --> 00:55:41,626 BOT: Brains! 1399 00:55:41,658 --> 00:55:43,060 (Margaret yelps) 1400 00:55:43,094 --> 00:55:46,164 Ha-ha! And I'm Rich Belcher from Prank You Very Much. 1401 00:55:46,197 --> 00:55:47,031 Get this. 1402 00:55:47,064 --> 00:55:48,466 SAVANNAH: Hey, hey. (screaming) 1403 00:55:48,499 --> 00:55:49,733 RICH: Snack! 1404 00:55:50,468 --> 00:55:51,602 (all gasp) 1405 00:55:51,636 --> 00:55:53,737 (Savannah shrieking) 1406 00:55:53,770 --> 00:55:56,073 (Savannah grunting) 1407 00:55:56,107 --> 00:55:57,308 (yelps) 1408 00:55:57,341 --> 00:55:58,342 (grunts) 1409 00:55:59,544 --> 00:56:01,646 It pooped me. 1410 00:56:01,678 --> 00:56:03,680 BOT 1: Sharing "It pooped me." 1411 00:56:03,713 --> 00:56:04,949 - BOT 2: Sharing "It pooped me." - BOTS: Sharing. 1412 00:56:04,982 --> 00:56:06,716 - No. Stop it. - Sharing. Sharing. Sharing. 1413 00:56:06,750 --> 00:56:08,653 - Don't share that. - Sharing "It pooped me." 1414 00:56:08,685 --> 00:56:09,987 MARC: Uploading the patch now! 1415 00:56:10,655 --> 00:56:12,689 (Bots powering down) 1416 00:56:13,224 --> 00:56:15,059 (yelping) 1417 00:56:15,092 --> 00:56:16,561 (grunting) 1418 00:56:16,594 --> 00:56:17,761 That's the patch. 1419 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:20,865 Just in time. Good thing nobody saw it. 1420 00:56:21,933 --> 00:56:24,368 You just killed Bubble, Marc. 1421 00:56:24,402 --> 00:56:27,405 Spread out. Find the rogue. 1422 00:56:27,438 --> 00:56:31,275 How can I put this gently? Get out! 1423 00:56:31,309 --> 00:56:32,742 (Barney sighs) 1424 00:56:37,714 --> 00:56:39,517 - Hi, Barney. - (Barney groans) 1425 00:56:39,550 --> 00:56:41,852 We have 43 new friends. 1426 00:56:41,886 --> 00:56:44,889 Maybe you do. But I've been kicked out. 1427 00:56:45,256 --> 00:56:46,324 (beeps) 1428 00:56:46,357 --> 00:56:48,392 - (door opens) - MAN: This way. 1429 00:56:48,426 --> 00:56:49,460 Ugh! 1430 00:57:02,974 --> 00:57:05,142 (somber music playing) 1431 00:57:06,711 --> 00:57:09,914 How could you? You dumb Bot! 1432 00:57:10,715 --> 00:57:12,917 I'm in so much trouble now. 1433 00:57:12,950 --> 00:57:15,987 All you had to do was just fit in. 1434 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:17,588 What was the point of even...? 1435 00:57:17,622 --> 00:57:20,024 RON: Barney, are you my friend? 1436 00:57:20,057 --> 00:57:21,125 What? 1437 00:57:21,158 --> 00:57:22,326 What do you mean? 1438 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,463 My dad bought you for me. 1439 00:57:26,364 --> 00:57:27,498 What's that? 1440 00:57:38,976 --> 00:57:40,077 Where are you going? 1441 00:57:40,111 --> 00:57:41,612 Friendship is a two-way street. 1442 00:57:41,646 --> 00:57:42,880 - What? - RON: I get to choose. 1443 00:57:42,913 --> 00:57:44,215 - (tires screech) - You taught me. 1444 00:57:44,248 --> 00:57:46,284 BARNEY: I didn't say be more than six feet. 1445 00:57:46,317 --> 00:57:48,152 RON: But you are having a bad day. 1446 00:57:48,185 --> 00:57:50,388 You know what? I don't care. Fine! Go on then. 1447 00:57:50,421 --> 00:57:51,589 - RON: I am going. - Uh-huh. 1448 00:57:51,622 --> 00:57:53,291 - RON: Okay. - Okay. I'll... 1449 00:57:53,324 --> 00:57:54,592 - RON: Okay. - Okay! 1450 00:57:54,625 --> 00:57:56,193 (crashing) 1451 00:57:59,497 --> 00:58:00,998 (sighs) 1452 00:58:01,032 --> 00:58:03,267 RON: Adios, registered-name-Absalom. 1453 00:58:03,301 --> 00:58:05,503 Adios, Absalom's B-Bot. 1454 00:58:05,536 --> 00:58:07,038 (grunts in frustration) 1455 00:58:08,639 --> 00:58:10,241 STACEY: It's trending in 13 countries! 1456 00:58:10,274 --> 00:58:11,609 CRAIG: They've searched the school, Marc. 1457 00:58:11,642 --> 00:58:12,809 They didn't find it. 1458 00:58:12,843 --> 00:58:14,578 BOT: Bubble shares are crashing. Down 43%. 1459 00:58:14,612 --> 00:58:17,615 We've got thousands of parents complaining about B-Bot safety. 1460 00:58:17,648 --> 00:58:21,385 We've got thousands of kids complaining their Bots won't do the same stuff! 1461 00:58:21,419 --> 00:58:23,854 Marc, what do we do? 1462 00:58:23,888 --> 00:58:26,824 I... Uh, I've... 1463 00:58:26,857 --> 00:58:28,359 ANDREW: I wonder. 1464 00:58:28,392 --> 00:58:30,628 (slurping loudly) 1465 00:58:30,661 --> 00:58:34,765 Maybe being a guy who makes his friends out of skateboards 1466 00:58:34,799 --> 00:58:37,535 doesn't equip you to run a global tech giant. 1467 00:58:37,568 --> 00:58:39,503 - (skateboard clattering) - Mm! 1468 00:58:39,537 --> 00:58:40,938 Okay. Here's our story. 1469 00:58:40,971 --> 00:58:42,306 We blame everything on the rogue. 1470 00:58:42,340 --> 00:58:44,642 A single unit with a minor coding error. 1471 00:58:44,675 --> 00:58:46,177 Minor? But the riot. 1472 00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:48,245 What riot? We hose down the Internet. 1473 00:58:48,279 --> 00:58:50,081 Delete every video. Take down every post. 1474 00:58:50,114 --> 00:58:51,415 Any TV station broadcasts it, 1475 00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:53,484 we buy the station and replace it with cat videos, 1476 00:58:53,517 --> 00:58:55,286 then we sue the kids for misuse of product 1477 00:58:55,319 --> 00:58:56,987 unless they sign a binding yada, yada, 1478 00:58:57,021 --> 00:58:59,623 and send the principal a fruit basket. 1479 00:58:59,657 --> 00:59:01,859 But what does the genius think? 1480 00:59:03,127 --> 00:59:07,365 (sighs) Okay. Andrew, you do this. 1481 00:59:07,398 --> 00:59:09,700 Sweet justice pie. 1482 00:59:09,734 --> 00:59:10,868 Hey, run off back to your lab 1483 00:59:10,901 --> 00:59:12,570 and invent something that doesn't kill us all. 1484 00:59:12,603 --> 00:59:15,973 And, uh, you got an algorithm for refilling this? 1485 00:59:16,807 --> 00:59:18,542 We got an address from the school. 1486 00:59:18,576 --> 00:59:20,578 Pudowski. Oak Hill Drive. 1487 00:59:20,611 --> 00:59:22,380 Bing bong belushi! 1488 00:59:22,413 --> 00:59:23,414 Go! 1489 00:59:28,285 --> 00:59:30,488 Huh? (sighs) 1490 00:59:30,521 --> 00:59:33,624 GRAHAM: No. But Barney doesn't even have a B-Bot. 1491 00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:36,794 BREE: All the kids at school confirm he does, Mr. Pudowski. 1492 00:59:36,828 --> 00:59:38,062 He started a riot. 1493 00:59:38,095 --> 00:59:40,264 I'm sorry, are you calling my son a liar? 1494 00:59:40,297 --> 00:59:42,466 - DONKA: Oh, Barney. - (sighs) 1495 00:59:44,435 --> 00:59:45,903 (door creaks) 1496 00:59:46,704 --> 00:59:47,972 (clucking) 1497 00:59:49,607 --> 00:59:51,075 (sighs heavily) 1498 00:59:55,780 --> 00:59:58,816 RON: Barney, are you my friend? 1499 00:59:58,850 --> 01:00:02,119 (melancholy music playing) 1500 01:00:02,153 --> 01:00:04,321 BARNEY: "Know everything about me." 1501 01:00:06,223 --> 01:00:08,559 "Stay within six feet of me." 1502 01:00:10,761 --> 01:00:13,197 "Like me." 1503 01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:17,067 (sighs) 1504 01:00:17,101 --> 01:00:19,036 - (plastic squeaking) - Huh? 1505 01:00:20,771 --> 01:00:22,673 (gasps) Ron! 1506 01:00:23,875 --> 01:00:24,975 What are you doing? 1507 01:00:25,009 --> 01:00:27,645 Returning myself to the facility. 1508 01:00:27,678 --> 01:00:28,979 I am a dumb Bot. 1509 01:00:29,013 --> 01:00:32,983 No! No, you're not. I'm so sorry. 1510 01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:35,786 (sighs) I was wrong. 1511 01:00:35,820 --> 01:00:39,023 We did not fix me. I did not fit in. 1512 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:41,392 Who cares? Neither do I. 1513 01:00:41,425 --> 01:00:46,530 It doesn't matter. 'Cause you are my friend. 1514 01:00:46,564 --> 01:00:48,566 (sentimental music playing) 1515 01:00:51,101 --> 01:00:53,337 Your best friend out of the box? 1516 01:00:53,370 --> 01:00:54,438 (chuckles) 1517 01:01:05,549 --> 01:01:07,518 (uplifting music playing) 1518 01:01:11,055 --> 01:01:12,223 (chuckles) 1519 01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:25,369 But still don't burn my underpants. (chuckles) 1520 01:01:25,402 --> 01:01:28,138 GRAHAM: You know, I have been worried about him, but, uh, 1521 01:01:28,172 --> 01:01:30,007 I just... I work these crazy hours. 1522 01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,242 BREE: The Bot's in there? 1523 01:01:31,275 --> 01:01:32,944 Okay. This thing is dangerous. 1524 01:01:32,978 --> 01:01:34,712 We need to destroy it. 1525 01:01:34,745 --> 01:01:35,746 (dramatic music playing) 1526 01:01:36,982 --> 01:01:38,249 - Let's run. - GRAHAM: Barney, 1527 01:01:38,282 --> 01:01:39,985 are you in there? (knocking on door) 1528 01:01:40,017 --> 01:01:41,853 Just you and me. 1529 01:01:41,887 --> 01:01:43,053 GRAHAM: Mom, do you have a key? 1530 01:01:43,087 --> 01:01:44,355 - We don't need anyone else. - (knocking continues) 1531 01:01:44,388 --> 01:01:48,192 Hey, you're not in trouble. Please, just let me in. 1532 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,929 (chicken clucks) 1533 01:01:50,962 --> 01:01:52,162 (gasps) Where is he? 1534 01:01:52,196 --> 01:01:54,565 - (chickens clucking) - (Barney grunting) 1535 01:01:54,598 --> 01:01:55,834 - Shh. - No clucking. 1536 01:01:55,867 --> 01:01:57,234 BREE: Could he be with a friend? 1537 01:01:57,268 --> 01:02:00,738 Well, he... he doesn't really have any. 1538 01:02:03,008 --> 01:02:05,175 (sentimental music playing) 1539 01:02:10,247 --> 01:02:12,116 - (Barney grunting) - (objects clattering) 1540 01:02:12,149 --> 01:02:13,784 MAN: Hey! Isn't that the kid? 1541 01:02:13,817 --> 01:02:16,153 BARNEY: Go! Go, go, go! 1542 01:02:16,186 --> 01:02:18,155 MAN: He's getting away! 1543 01:02:18,188 --> 01:02:20,124 (grunting) We need to go faster! 1544 01:02:20,157 --> 01:02:21,592 No problem! 1545 01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:24,228 (Barney yells) 1546 01:02:25,329 --> 01:02:27,966 Ron, you did it! Yes! (chuckles) 1547 01:02:27,999 --> 01:02:29,533 (gasps, yells) 1548 01:02:31,002 --> 01:02:32,837 Hey, down here! 1549 01:02:34,405 --> 01:02:37,508 MAN: Hey, stop! Come back! We just want the Bot! 1550 01:02:37,876 --> 01:02:39,410 (panting) 1551 01:02:40,011 --> 01:02:41,445 Quick! (yelps) 1552 01:02:42,047 --> 01:02:43,547 (electronic trills) 1553 01:02:43,581 --> 01:02:44,582 Shh. 1554 01:02:44,615 --> 01:02:48,053 "Poop Girl" is trending. You have 19,032,000 likes. 1555 01:02:48,085 --> 01:02:49,787 (Savannah sobbing) 1556 01:02:50,788 --> 01:02:52,289 - MAN: He went this way! - RON: Shh. 1557 01:02:52,323 --> 01:02:54,725 Hey, miss. You seen a boy and a Bot? 1558 01:02:56,694 --> 01:02:58,395 Do I look like I care? 1559 01:02:59,096 --> 01:03:01,599 Okay, sorry. My bad. 1560 01:03:01,632 --> 01:03:02,834 What's going on? 1561 01:03:02,867 --> 01:03:04,401 Bubble are looking for Ron. 1562 01:03:04,435 --> 01:03:06,537 They blame him for the riot. I have to protect him. 1563 01:03:06,570 --> 01:03:08,873 MAN: Hey, dude. I think that was Poop Girl. 1564 01:03:08,907 --> 01:03:09,941 (man laughs) 1565 01:03:09,975 --> 01:03:12,209 - (Savannah sobs) - Savannah? 1566 01:03:12,242 --> 01:03:14,411 "Poop Girl" has 20 million and 56... 1567 01:03:15,947 --> 01:03:18,382 Poop Girl. That's... 1568 01:03:18,415 --> 01:03:21,785 That's who I'm gonna be for my whole life. 1569 01:03:21,819 --> 01:03:22,820 BARNEY: No. 1570 01:03:24,254 --> 01:03:25,322 MAN 2: You sure he's not back there? 1571 01:03:25,356 --> 01:03:27,224 - We gotta go. - Wait. 1572 01:03:27,257 --> 01:03:29,360 You're running away? To the woods? 1573 01:03:29,393 --> 01:03:31,528 Please don't tell anyone this time. 1574 01:03:31,562 --> 01:03:33,397 There are evil clowns in there, Barney. 1575 01:03:33,430 --> 01:03:35,366 Their heads go all the way around. 1576 01:03:35,399 --> 01:03:38,402 That's owls, Savannah. I promise! 1577 01:03:38,435 --> 01:03:40,839 (Barney whooping & laughing) 1578 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:46,911 You lost them? No, no, no. This is not happening. 1579 01:03:48,545 --> 01:03:49,480 You know what? 1580 01:03:49,513 --> 01:03:51,850 Access the cameras on every B-Bot in town. 1581 01:03:51,883 --> 01:03:53,417 Use B-Bots to spy? 1582 01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:57,088 No. We're just recording for training and monitoring purposes. 1583 01:03:57,122 --> 01:03:58,990 - But Marc would never... - Marc put a camera 1584 01:03:59,024 --> 01:04:01,458 within six feet of every young consumer in the country. 1585 01:04:01,492 --> 01:04:04,228 And now you're worried about privacy? 1586 01:04:04,261 --> 01:04:05,529 Turn on the mics, too. 1587 01:04:05,562 --> 01:04:07,598 Listen out for "Barney," "Rogue Bot," 1588 01:04:07,631 --> 01:04:10,634 "Profit-sucking plastic psycho." That kind of thing. 1589 01:04:10,668 --> 01:04:14,538 We'll find him. Wherever he is in that Podunk town! 1590 01:04:16,007 --> 01:04:17,341 (scooter squeaking) 1591 01:04:17,374 --> 01:04:20,111 - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - RON: Whoo-hoo. 1592 01:04:20,145 --> 01:04:22,047 (uptempo music playing) 1593 01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:23,280 (laughs) 1594 01:04:23,882 --> 01:04:26,117 (whooping) 1595 01:04:26,151 --> 01:04:27,952 (Both grunting shakily) 1596 01:04:28,819 --> 01:04:30,822 (laughing hysterically) 1597 01:04:31,990 --> 01:04:33,892 Whoo! (echoes) 1598 01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:37,028 (Both laughing) 1599 01:04:37,062 --> 01:04:39,697 (Barney yelling & grunting) 1600 01:04:43,034 --> 01:04:44,501 (sighs contentedly) 1601 01:04:47,038 --> 01:04:49,339 Whoo. (chuckles) 1602 01:04:49,373 --> 01:04:51,341 - Ron. (laughing) - RON: In your face. 1603 01:04:52,944 --> 01:04:54,179 (imitates lightsaber) 1604 01:04:54,211 --> 01:04:56,915 Come on, Space Lord, fight me! (imitates gunshot) 1605 01:04:56,948 --> 01:04:58,016 You need a stick. 1606 01:04:58,049 --> 01:05:00,051 - Searching for stick. - Huh? 1607 01:05:00,085 --> 01:05:01,251 - Is this one good? - (screams) 1608 01:05:01,285 --> 01:05:02,586 Come back and let me hurt you. 1609 01:05:02,619 --> 01:05:04,321 Ron! That's way too big for a stick! 1610 01:05:04,354 --> 01:05:06,290 Look at mine compared to yours! 1611 01:05:06,323 --> 01:05:08,159 - RON: Please help. - (laughs) 1612 01:05:08,193 --> 01:05:10,494 You have 0.85 friends. 1613 01:05:10,527 --> 01:05:12,831 - You have 0.7 friends. - Oh, wow, you're sinking. 1614 01:05:12,864 --> 01:05:14,899 Hold on. Just... (gasps) 1615 01:05:14,933 --> 01:05:16,366 You have 0.2 friends. 1616 01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:17,468 Grab my hands! I'm gonna get you out. 1617 01:05:17,501 --> 01:05:19,070 I'm gonna get you out. 1618 01:05:19,104 --> 01:05:21,505 (Barney groaning & spitting) 1619 01:05:21,538 --> 01:05:24,441 - (upbeat music playing) - (Barney sighs, spits) 1620 01:05:25,275 --> 01:05:27,711 You know what? You choose. 1621 01:05:27,745 --> 01:05:29,881 Two-way street, right? 1622 01:05:29,914 --> 01:05:31,049 That way is good. 1623 01:05:31,082 --> 01:05:32,483 No, wait, wait. Where are you going? 1624 01:05:33,283 --> 01:05:36,988 Ron. Hey, wait. Stop! Stop, stop. 1625 01:05:37,788 --> 01:05:38,990 (Barney gasps) 1626 01:05:39,023 --> 01:05:40,925 No! Ron! 1627 01:05:42,259 --> 01:05:44,695 (grunting nervously) 1628 01:05:46,164 --> 01:05:47,832 (yells) 1629 01:05:48,365 --> 01:05:49,901 (gurgles, coughs) 1630 01:05:49,934 --> 01:05:51,468 Gotcha! Whoa! 1631 01:05:53,437 --> 01:05:55,639 - (gasping heavily) - RON: Gotcha! 1632 01:05:55,672 --> 01:05:57,307 (Barney coughing) 1633 01:05:59,244 --> 01:06:02,312 What? Why on earth would you do that? 1634 01:06:02,346 --> 01:06:04,082 Do I have to like the path you like? 1635 01:06:04,115 --> 01:06:07,252 No! (coughs, spits) But your path sucks! 1636 01:06:07,284 --> 01:06:10,521 (coughing) And seriously? Off a cliff? 1637 01:06:10,554 --> 01:06:11,388 I like, 1638 01:06:11,421 --> 01:06:13,925 "Seriously? (coughing) Off a cliff?" 1639 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:15,827 That way is good. 1640 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:17,394 (heavy whirring) Log. Log. 1641 01:06:17,427 --> 01:06:18,897 - Log. - (chuckles) Here. 1642 01:06:18,930 --> 01:06:19,998 (grunts) 1643 01:06:20,031 --> 01:06:21,833 Been eating too much electricity? 1644 01:06:21,866 --> 01:06:25,170 - Your muscles are under-sized. - No, they're not. 1645 01:06:25,203 --> 01:06:26,503 (uplifting music playing) 1646 01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,440 Hey, Ron. 1647 01:06:30,474 --> 01:06:34,578 Tell me something about you. I never asked. 1648 01:06:34,611 --> 01:06:37,282 I am a Bubble generation one B-Bot. 1649 01:06:37,314 --> 01:06:39,851 I currently have one friend. 1650 01:06:45,656 --> 01:06:48,860 Oh, wow. I found it. (blows) Nice! 1651 01:06:49,726 --> 01:06:50,694 You wanna share? 1652 01:06:51,361 --> 01:06:53,597 - (chomping) - (Barney laughs) 1653 01:06:55,233 --> 01:06:58,602 You have not shared 29 friend invites. 1654 01:06:59,803 --> 01:07:01,705 Yeah. I know. 1655 01:07:03,107 --> 01:07:06,044 If you don't ask, they can't say no. 1656 01:07:06,978 --> 01:07:08,378 Problem solved. 1657 01:07:08,980 --> 01:07:10,081 (somber music playing) 1658 01:07:12,816 --> 01:07:15,286 You know who I had at my party when I was six? 1659 01:07:15,320 --> 01:07:18,655 Savannah and Rich. For real. 1660 01:07:18,689 --> 01:07:21,926 They were my friends just because they lived nearby. 1661 01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:27,531 But at some point you just... You just get it... 1662 01:07:27,564 --> 01:07:29,433 that you're not gonna be one of the cool kids. 1663 01:07:32,937 --> 01:07:34,605 Hey, who cares, right? 1664 01:07:34,638 --> 01:07:37,909 'Cause I currently have one friend, too. (chuckles) 1665 01:07:38,910 --> 01:07:41,079 How long will we live in the woods? 1666 01:07:41,112 --> 01:07:42,914 I don't know. (chuckles) 1667 01:07:46,617 --> 01:07:47,886 Forever? 1668 01:07:52,489 --> 01:07:53,690 (Barney chuckles) 1669 01:07:54,926 --> 01:07:55,960 (yawns) 1670 01:07:55,994 --> 01:07:57,794 Do you know any stories, Ron? 1671 01:07:57,829 --> 01:08:00,899 I can create one from my available data. 1672 01:08:00,932 --> 01:08:02,000 It will be called 1673 01:08:02,033 --> 01:08:04,501 "The Awesome Adventures of Absalom of Addis Ababa 1674 01:08:04,534 --> 01:08:06,803 "and His Android, Alan." 1675 01:08:06,838 --> 01:08:08,273 (chuckles) 1676 01:08:08,306 --> 01:08:10,807 Once upon a time in Addis Ababa, 1677 01:08:10,842 --> 01:08:13,644 capital city of Ethiopia, sovereign state in the Horn of Africa, 1678 01:08:13,677 --> 01:08:15,179 with 100 million inhabitants, 1679 01:08:15,213 --> 01:08:20,651 lived Absalom and his friend Alan, a generation one android. 1680 01:08:20,684 --> 01:08:22,653 (chuckles) That's a nice story. 1681 01:08:22,686 --> 01:08:23,855 (yawns) 1682 01:08:25,156 --> 01:08:27,457 (tender music playing) 1683 01:08:34,933 --> 01:08:36,901 BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time? 1684 01:08:36,935 --> 01:08:38,669 - GIRL: Yeah, sure. - BOT: "Poop Girl" is trending. 1685 01:08:38,702 --> 01:08:40,338 GIRL 2: Savannah unfriended me? Unfriend her! 1686 01:08:40,371 --> 01:08:42,739 BOY: Well, anyone with a brain cell should block Rich Belcher. 1687 01:08:42,773 --> 01:08:44,409 BOT: Message to anyone with a brain cell. 1688 01:08:44,441 --> 01:08:46,177 They what? It wasn't my fault. 1689 01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:48,246 BOT: Shall we check your messages one more time? 1690 01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:49,981 MARC: My algorithm. What? 1691 01:08:52,616 --> 01:08:53,684 GIRL 1: Did you see Savannah? 1692 01:08:53,717 --> 01:08:54,919 GIRL 2: Poop Girl, right? 1693 01:08:54,953 --> 01:08:56,187 GIRL 3: I'm so glad I am not her right now. 1694 01:08:56,220 --> 01:08:57,521 BOY 1: You dropped her from this chat, right? 1695 01:08:57,554 --> 01:08:58,455 BOT: Dropping Savannah from this chat. 1696 01:08:58,488 --> 01:08:59,756 GIRL 4: Someone did a remix. 1697 01:08:59,790 --> 01:09:02,360 - (upbeat music playing) - (singing) ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1698 01:09:02,393 --> 01:09:03,995 ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1699 01:09:04,028 --> 01:09:06,130 (gasps) Who did that? 1700 01:09:06,164 --> 01:09:07,497 Anonymouse3 created it. 1701 01:09:07,531 --> 01:09:11,102 23 million friends love "Poop Girl, the Remix!" 1702 01:09:11,135 --> 01:09:13,104 - (whimpers) - (doorbell rings) 1703 01:09:15,039 --> 01:09:16,074 Oh. 1704 01:09:16,107 --> 01:09:18,575 Hi. Uh, we're Barney's... 1705 01:09:19,110 --> 01:09:20,111 Um... 1706 01:09:20,811 --> 01:09:23,281 - He hasn't come home. - (gasps) 1707 01:09:23,314 --> 01:09:26,017 And, yeah. So we're just... 1708 01:09:26,050 --> 01:09:28,252 We're checking with his, uh... (clears throat) 1709 01:09:28,286 --> 01:09:29,619 his fellow children. 1710 01:09:29,653 --> 01:09:31,456 You are Barney's friend. 1711 01:09:31,488 --> 01:09:33,091 You come to his birthday party. 1712 01:09:33,124 --> 01:09:33,958 Um... 1713 01:09:33,992 --> 01:09:36,027 My goat eat your slap bracelet. 1714 01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:37,895 Oh! That party. 1715 01:09:37,929 --> 01:09:41,132 Do you have any idea where he is? 1716 01:09:41,498 --> 01:09:42,566 Uh... Um... 1717 01:09:42,599 --> 01:09:45,702 No, I, uh... Sorry. 1718 01:09:47,305 --> 01:09:48,705 (sighs) 1719 01:09:50,674 --> 01:09:55,413 Oh, Mom. I work round the clock selling novelty junk 1720 01:09:55,446 --> 01:09:57,882 just to try to give him a life. 1721 01:09:57,915 --> 01:10:02,120 But I'm blowing it, Mom. I... I've lost touch with him. 1722 01:10:02,153 --> 01:10:03,620 Why didn't he come to me? 1723 01:10:03,653 --> 01:10:07,025 Sometimes kid protect grown-up. 1724 01:10:07,058 --> 01:10:08,159 That's not right. 1725 01:10:08,192 --> 01:10:09,526 He will be okay. 1726 01:10:09,559 --> 01:10:12,964 Pudowskis are brave and strong. 1727 01:10:13,764 --> 01:10:15,665 (distant screaming) 1728 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:18,436 (screaming maniacally) 1729 01:10:18,469 --> 01:10:20,038 (whimpering) 1730 01:10:22,507 --> 01:10:25,877 There's a spider. Literally, like, this big! 1731 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:27,945 A bird has commented on your face. 1732 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,149 Oh, great. 1733 01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:35,853 Where even are we? 1734 01:10:36,387 --> 01:10:37,554 (school bell rings) 1735 01:10:40,124 --> 01:10:43,693 Recess. Now known as 20 minutes of extra math. 1736 01:10:43,727 --> 01:10:45,029 BOT 1: What is four-fifths as a decimal? 1737 01:10:45,063 --> 01:10:46,531 BOT 2: What is the square root of nine? 1738 01:10:46,563 --> 01:10:47,631 BOY: Ugh! Seriously? 1739 01:10:47,664 --> 01:10:49,100 You have to be kidding me. 1740 01:10:49,133 --> 01:10:50,634 RICH: Alex, Jayden! 1741 01:10:50,667 --> 01:10:52,769 Yesterday was sick, right? 1742 01:10:52,803 --> 01:10:55,572 Sorry. Jayden's not available right now. 1743 01:10:55,605 --> 01:10:57,542 They've blocked me? 1744 01:10:57,574 --> 01:10:58,675 BOT: Simplify the expression; 1745 01:10:58,708 --> 01:11:01,345 three to the power of eight minus eleven. 1746 01:11:03,481 --> 01:11:04,549 Rich! 1747 01:11:04,581 --> 01:11:05,582 Twenty-five million friends love... 1748 01:11:05,615 --> 01:11:09,187 - ♫ It pooped me ♫ - Wait! Seriously! 1749 01:11:09,220 --> 01:11:11,923 - You have ruined my life. - Uh... 1750 01:11:11,956 --> 01:11:15,960 But, look. It's Barney, okay? He's missing. 1751 01:11:15,993 --> 01:11:16,828 What? 1752 01:11:16,861 --> 01:11:18,996 You and me, we got him in trouble. 1753 01:11:19,030 --> 01:11:22,500 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there. 1754 01:11:22,533 --> 01:11:24,235 (thunder rumbling) 1755 01:11:26,471 --> 01:11:28,306 (Barney panting tiredly) 1756 01:11:32,443 --> 01:11:33,810 RON: Access denied. 1757 01:11:33,845 --> 01:11:36,813 - BARNEY: Here. (grunting) - Access denied. Access... 1758 01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,951 Access. 1759 01:11:41,385 --> 01:11:43,187 Let's find some place to camp. 1760 01:11:45,523 --> 01:11:47,358 (thunder rumbling) 1761 01:11:50,727 --> 01:11:52,597 (groans) Everything's wet. 1762 01:11:52,629 --> 01:11:53,763 How long is... 1763 01:11:53,797 --> 01:11:55,032 (imitates mockingly) "I don't know. Forever"? 1764 01:11:55,066 --> 01:11:57,568 Twelve hours? Twelve days? Twelve years? 1765 01:11:57,602 --> 01:11:59,604 - Twelve decades? - Stop asking dumb questions. 1766 01:11:59,636 --> 01:12:02,206 I have 12% battery power remaining. 1767 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,175 Ron, come back. (grunts in frustration) 1768 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:05,742 Have you got water damage to the brain? 1769 01:12:05,775 --> 01:12:07,011 I mean, seriously? 1770 01:12:07,044 --> 01:12:10,081 If you go back, they will send you to the crusher. 1771 01:12:10,114 --> 01:12:12,649 Do you want to be recycled as a lunch box? 1772 01:12:12,682 --> 01:12:14,619 What is your plan? Is it, 1773 01:12:14,651 --> 01:12:16,053 "Run! Run away! 1774 01:12:16,087 --> 01:12:18,122 - "Go, go, go! We gotta run." - Stop. Ron. 1775 01:12:18,156 --> 01:12:19,023 Stop it! 1776 01:12:19,056 --> 01:12:21,159 Avoids problems 89% of the time. 1777 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:22,560 You are so annoying! 1778 01:12:22,593 --> 01:12:25,863 You are so annoying 43.8% of the time. 1779 01:12:25,897 --> 01:12:27,331 (grunts in frustration) 1780 01:12:27,365 --> 01:12:30,001 Why don't you save your battery by getting off my back? 1781 01:12:32,403 --> 01:12:35,106 Argh. There's nothing in these woods that'll burn! 1782 01:12:37,208 --> 01:12:38,342 Incorrect. 1783 01:12:38,376 --> 01:12:40,710 (light music playing) 1784 01:12:40,744 --> 01:12:42,446 (sputters, laughs) 1785 01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:44,415 Ha-ha-ha-ha. (gasps) 1786 01:12:51,422 --> 01:12:52,390 (laughs) 1787 01:12:53,257 --> 01:12:54,691 What's that? 1788 01:12:54,724 --> 01:12:55,927 (chuckles) I never told you that. 1789 01:12:55,960 --> 01:12:57,528 I'm not afraid of the dark. 1790 01:12:57,562 --> 01:13:00,198 (warning tone beeping) 1791 01:13:00,231 --> 01:13:01,632 Oh, no. Ron. 1792 01:13:01,666 --> 01:13:02,967 My solar battery function 1793 01:13:03,000 --> 01:13:04,902 (distorted) has not been uploaded. 1794 01:13:05,870 --> 01:13:08,940 (gasps) Electricity. Of course you like it. 1795 01:13:08,973 --> 01:13:10,740 Five percent battery remaining. 1796 01:13:10,774 --> 01:13:12,577 Five percent? Uh... 1797 01:13:12,610 --> 01:13:15,079 Okay. Go to sleep. Power down. Power down. 1798 01:13:15,112 --> 01:13:16,080 (powers down) 1799 01:13:17,415 --> 01:13:18,883 (somber music playing) 1800 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:21,419 - (branches creaking) - (shuddering) 1801 01:13:24,522 --> 01:13:27,425 Oh, Ron. You're right about the dark. 1802 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:33,763 After my mom died, I was terrified every single night. 1803 01:13:34,432 --> 01:13:35,600 And I wanted so bad 1804 01:13:35,633 --> 01:13:38,169 to just run into my dad's room and tell him... 1805 01:13:40,004 --> 01:13:41,771 but what if he was scared, too? 1806 01:13:41,805 --> 01:13:44,008 - (powers down) - (gasps) 1807 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:45,042 Ron! 1808 01:13:45,809 --> 01:13:47,245 Seriously, Ron? 1809 01:13:49,046 --> 01:13:51,882 - (mysterious music playing) - (leaves rustling) 1810 01:13:51,916 --> 01:13:54,218 No one even knows we're here. 1811 01:13:58,389 --> 01:14:01,993 He's in the woods. It's our fault he's out there. 1812 01:14:02,026 --> 01:14:04,161 He left town for the woods? 1813 01:14:04,195 --> 01:14:06,697 It's night. The weather's getting worse. 1814 01:14:06,731 --> 01:14:10,334 Pff. So access the security cameras. 1815 01:14:10,735 --> 01:14:11,736 Uh... 1816 01:14:11,768 --> 01:14:14,605 There aren't any. It's the woods. 1817 01:14:14,639 --> 01:14:17,141 Insane. Okay. 1818 01:14:19,343 --> 01:14:21,212 Let's put some in. 1819 01:14:28,785 --> 01:14:30,321 MARC: Get me to Nonsuch. 1820 01:14:30,354 --> 01:14:33,357 They're in the woods. I have to meet Ron and Barney. 1821 01:14:41,365 --> 01:14:43,534 (Barney grunting tiredly) 1822 01:14:48,372 --> 01:14:52,243 One of these trees must have a power outlet or something, right? 1823 01:14:52,276 --> 01:14:55,112 (sighs) Oh, this is not okay, Ron. 1824 01:14:55,146 --> 01:14:57,348 Best friends don't die on each other. 1825 01:14:57,381 --> 01:14:59,517 (panting) 1826 01:14:59,550 --> 01:15:01,385 Are we going around in circles? 1827 01:15:04,221 --> 01:15:05,222 (gasps) 1828 01:15:05,256 --> 01:15:09,193 Hey! Down here! Over here! Help us! Help! 1829 01:15:10,728 --> 01:15:13,297 Wait. They'll help me, but... 1830 01:15:16,133 --> 01:15:18,336 No, no, no. Come on. (grunts) 1831 01:15:18,969 --> 01:15:21,505 (panting & whimpering) 1832 01:15:32,683 --> 01:15:34,385 (shuddering) 1833 01:15:38,389 --> 01:15:39,457 What are they? 1834 01:15:40,691 --> 01:15:41,959 (gasps) 1835 01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:43,627 (yells) 1836 01:15:43,661 --> 01:15:44,962 (panting) 1837 01:15:44,995 --> 01:15:46,897 Ow. (gasping) 1838 01:15:46,931 --> 01:15:48,532 (yells, grunts) 1839 01:15:52,269 --> 01:15:53,471 (gasps weakly) 1840 01:15:56,407 --> 01:15:57,575 I got nothing. 1841 01:15:57,608 --> 01:15:58,909 We can't give up. 1842 01:15:58,943 --> 01:16:01,679 People get lost in those woods and never come out. 1843 01:16:01,712 --> 01:16:03,881 (tense music playing) 1844 01:16:11,689 --> 01:16:13,290 You know what? 1845 01:16:13,324 --> 01:16:16,093 We've done our best. Let's call it a night. 1846 01:16:16,127 --> 01:16:17,829 - What? We can't do that. - But what about the boy? 1847 01:16:17,863 --> 01:16:19,630 He's just not in there. 1848 01:16:19,663 --> 01:16:22,600 We should try across town tomorrow. 1849 01:16:22,633 --> 01:16:23,667 Let's all go home. 1850 01:16:30,876 --> 01:16:32,376 (groans weakly) 1851 01:16:33,010 --> 01:16:34,378 (Barney gasps) 1852 01:16:36,947 --> 01:16:38,115 (wheezing) 1853 01:16:38,149 --> 01:16:41,552 BARNEY: That's Savannah's B-Bot. And Noah's. 1854 01:16:41,585 --> 01:16:43,421 (gasps & coughs) 1855 01:16:44,388 --> 01:16:45,389 (inhaler sprays) 1856 01:16:46,257 --> 01:16:47,491 (coughs) 1857 01:16:47,525 --> 01:16:49,527 Ron. (wheezes) 1858 01:16:51,328 --> 01:16:52,864 (buzzing) 1859 01:16:52,898 --> 01:16:55,032 (wheezes) 1860 01:16:55,065 --> 01:16:57,802 I guess we're Both literally landfill. 1861 01:16:57,836 --> 01:17:00,104 - (continues wheezing) - (buzzing) 1862 01:17:00,906 --> 01:17:03,174 (tense music playing) 1863 01:17:06,878 --> 01:17:08,078 (beeps) 1864 01:17:17,923 --> 01:17:19,190 - (sighs) - (Bot trills) 1865 01:17:19,223 --> 01:17:21,258 "Poop Girl" has 32 million... 1866 01:17:21,292 --> 01:17:23,527 Why is there mud on your wheels? 1867 01:17:26,230 --> 01:17:27,198 Huh? 1868 01:17:27,231 --> 01:17:29,400 (soft dramatic music playing) 1869 01:17:35,773 --> 01:17:37,808 (panting weakly) 1870 01:17:37,843 --> 01:17:40,678 No, no. You can't go back. (coughs) 1871 01:17:42,213 --> 01:17:44,715 Must survive middle school. 1872 01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:46,717 No, no, Ron. They'll... (gasps) 1873 01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:48,586 They'll take you forever. 1874 01:17:48,619 --> 01:17:49,855 (Barney wheezing) 1875 01:17:49,888 --> 01:17:52,356 They'll send you to the crusher. 1876 01:17:53,591 --> 01:17:54,826 (coughs) Stay with me. 1877 01:17:54,860 --> 01:17:58,562 There are no friends in the woods. 1878 01:17:58,596 --> 01:17:59,663 BARNEY: Ron. 1879 01:18:00,698 --> 01:18:01,699 SAVANNAH: What is it? 1880 01:18:01,732 --> 01:18:03,000 BOT: Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. Alert Bubble. 1881 01:18:03,033 --> 01:18:04,068 SAVANNAH: Do you see that? Oh, my gosh! 1882 01:18:04,101 --> 01:18:05,102 BOT 2: Bubble Bot, Ron Bintscatsco... 1883 01:18:05,135 --> 01:18:06,270 - It's Ron. - RICH: Hey! It's him! 1884 01:18:06,303 --> 01:18:08,038 - And... And Barney! - RICH: Barney? 1885 01:18:09,106 --> 01:18:11,008 (panting) Barney! Come on! 1886 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,878 We're coming, brother. Hang on there! 1887 01:18:12,911 --> 01:18:14,211 - Barney, are you okay? - Barney! 1888 01:18:14,245 --> 01:18:15,513 It's his asthma. He can't breathe right. 1889 01:18:15,546 --> 01:18:17,849 BOT: Twelve-year-old boy. Grade two bronchospasm. 1890 01:18:17,883 --> 01:18:19,316 (Barney wheezes) 1891 01:18:19,350 --> 01:18:21,352 (weakly) Why are you guys here? 1892 01:18:21,385 --> 01:18:24,121 Friends... (distorted) Sixth birthday. 1893 01:18:24,154 --> 01:18:25,824 (wheezes) Sorry. 1894 01:18:25,857 --> 01:18:27,893 He thought that... I... I know... 1895 01:18:27,926 --> 01:18:29,126 (gasps heavily) 1896 01:18:29,159 --> 01:18:31,195 I know you're not my friends. 1897 01:18:31,228 --> 01:18:33,130 (gasping raggedly) 1898 01:18:33,163 --> 01:18:37,134 Well, we're not not your friends. 1899 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:39,537 - (wheezing) - (helicopter whirring) 1900 01:18:41,071 --> 01:18:42,706 (kids gasp & exclaim) 1901 01:18:43,807 --> 01:18:44,876 SAVANNAH: Over here! 1902 01:18:44,910 --> 01:18:46,076 RICH: Yo, guys, he's over here. 1903 01:18:46,110 --> 01:18:47,311 - Get down here. Let's go! - (siren wailing) 1904 01:18:47,344 --> 01:18:48,579 SAVANNAH: He's hurt. He needs help. 1905 01:18:48,612 --> 01:18:50,614 - Quick! It's them. Help them! - MAN: Okay, I can see them. 1906 01:18:50,648 --> 01:18:51,782 GRAHAM: Barney! Oh, Barney! 1907 01:18:51,815 --> 01:18:53,183 SAVANNAH: Mr. Pudowski, Mr. Pudowski, he's over here. 1908 01:18:53,217 --> 01:18:54,818 RICH: Check his lungs for a pulse or something. 1909 01:18:54,853 --> 01:18:56,253 - Stand back! - DONKA: Oh, my Barney. 1910 01:18:56,287 --> 01:18:57,354 All right, deep breaths. 1911 01:18:57,388 --> 01:18:58,756 GRAHAM: Everything's okay. Dad's here. 1912 01:18:58,789 --> 01:18:59,790 DONKA: Help him, please! 1913 01:18:59,824 --> 01:19:00,926 WOMAN: We've located the kid. 1914 01:19:00,959 --> 01:19:02,192 SITA: It's them! They're safe. 1915 01:19:02,226 --> 01:19:04,495 - TECH: They found them! - (staff cheering) 1916 01:19:04,528 --> 01:19:07,131 - What's happening? - The Bot saved the boy. 1917 01:19:07,164 --> 01:19:10,902 What? That evil profit-sucking thing! 1918 01:19:10,936 --> 01:19:12,202 - Grab it! - I'm on it. 1919 01:19:12,236 --> 01:19:13,370 - Stand back. - Hey... Let me take him. 1920 01:19:13,404 --> 01:19:14,572 - Give me the Bot. - SAVANNAH: What are you doing? 1921 01:19:14,605 --> 01:19:15,773 - Stop! You can't take him! - NOAH: Leave him alone! 1922 01:19:15,806 --> 01:19:16,807 - SAVANNAH: Stop it! - It's dangerous. 1923 01:19:16,841 --> 01:19:17,943 - He's not dangerous. - RICH: No! 1924 01:19:17,976 --> 01:19:19,443 You can't take him. We won't let you! 1925 01:19:19,476 --> 01:19:21,312 That Bot is Barney's best friend, dude. 1926 01:19:21,345 --> 01:19:24,081 - He just saved his life! - (whirring) 1927 01:19:24,114 --> 01:19:26,317 - (whirring stops) - (kids gasp) 1928 01:19:27,351 --> 01:19:29,186 - Oh, no. - JOSH: The stream's trending. 1929 01:19:29,219 --> 01:19:31,422 People are calling the Bot a hero! 1930 01:19:33,524 --> 01:19:34,525 Aw! 1931 01:19:34,558 --> 01:19:40,065 Brave Bubble Bot saved boy. RIP, Ron. How sad. 1932 01:19:40,097 --> 01:19:42,666 - And yet how great for sales! - What? 1933 01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:45,469 Okay. Moving on! 1934 01:19:54,578 --> 01:19:55,479 (sighs) 1935 01:19:55,512 --> 01:19:58,248 We've known Barney since we were little. 1936 01:19:58,282 --> 01:20:01,719 You were his best friend in kindergarten. 1937 01:20:01,752 --> 01:20:03,554 And you were mine. 1938 01:20:04,688 --> 01:20:06,290 It gets complicated. 1939 01:20:06,323 --> 01:20:08,525 Yeah, right. Should I friend Barney? 1940 01:20:08,559 --> 01:20:10,829 Searching for "Barney likes pranks." 1941 01:20:10,862 --> 01:20:12,097 No matches. 1942 01:20:12,129 --> 01:20:13,230 Your pranks are lame. 1943 01:20:13,263 --> 01:20:14,431 They're funny, man. 1944 01:20:14,465 --> 01:20:17,869 If I don't do funny, uh, I got nothing. 1945 01:20:17,902 --> 01:20:20,270 Since when did this stuff matter? 1946 01:20:20,304 --> 01:20:25,242 Barney and Ron. It's like we used to be. 1947 01:20:25,275 --> 01:20:27,778 - (upbeat music plays) - SAVANNAH: ♫ It pooped me ♫ 1948 01:20:27,811 --> 01:20:28,812 (music stops) 1949 01:20:30,648 --> 01:20:31,682 (sighs) 1950 01:20:32,449 --> 01:20:33,985 - (Barney grunts) - (Both gasp) 1951 01:20:34,019 --> 01:20:35,185 - Barney? Barney! - DONKA: Oh, Barney! 1952 01:20:35,219 --> 01:20:39,623 Hey! Oh, Barney, I am so sorry. 1953 01:20:39,657 --> 01:20:40,859 I let you down. 1954 01:20:40,892 --> 01:20:41,926 (muffled mumbling) 1955 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,561 I know I'm always overwhelmed with work. 1956 01:20:44,595 --> 01:20:47,264 - But I'm your dad, okay? - (speaks indistinctly) 1957 01:20:47,297 --> 01:20:49,134 You're like a piece of my heart 1958 01:20:49,166 --> 01:20:50,835 walking around the world, 1959 01:20:50,869 --> 01:20:53,437 and I love you so much 1960 01:20:53,470 --> 01:20:56,674 that it makes me strong enough to deal with anything. 1961 01:20:57,441 --> 01:20:59,176 Except losing touch with you. 1962 01:20:59,209 --> 01:21:00,344 (speaks indistinctly) 1963 01:21:00,377 --> 01:21:01,445 Just talk to me, Barney. 1964 01:21:01,478 --> 01:21:03,447 - BARNEY: I'm trying! - You're lonely? I get it. 1965 01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:05,315 - BARNEY: Where's Ron? - Just communicate. 1966 01:21:05,349 --> 01:21:06,985 - (Barney grunts) - Ow! Hey! 1967 01:21:07,018 --> 01:21:08,385 I've got a friend, Dad! 1968 01:21:08,419 --> 01:21:10,922 The one that saved my life, remember? 1969 01:21:10,955 --> 01:21:12,656 - Where is he? - BOTH: Uh... 1970 01:21:12,690 --> 01:21:15,325 Hi. I'm Marc Wydell from Bubble. 1971 01:21:15,359 --> 01:21:17,128 Where is Ron? If you crushed him... 1972 01:21:17,162 --> 01:21:20,230 No, of course not. Barney, I invented B-Bots. 1973 01:21:20,264 --> 01:21:23,267 They're my dream. Connection and friendship. 1974 01:21:23,300 --> 01:21:26,437 But it's not working. 1975 01:21:26,470 --> 01:21:29,473 Except you and Ron. I fixed him. 1976 01:21:29,506 --> 01:21:31,742 - I wanna understand. - What's up, Barney? 1977 01:21:31,775 --> 01:21:33,210 Ron! You're okay! 1978 01:21:33,243 --> 01:21:34,812 - (dinging) - What's that? 1979 01:21:34,846 --> 01:21:37,082 The new number one on the high-five charts. 1980 01:21:37,115 --> 01:21:38,582 I now know all 100. 1981 01:21:38,615 --> 01:21:40,818 - Are you okay? - Doing great, buddy! 1982 01:21:40,852 --> 01:21:44,055 Let's go home and check out your awesome rock collection. 1983 01:21:44,089 --> 01:21:45,890 No. You like electricity. 1984 01:21:45,924 --> 01:21:47,224 I do if you do. 1985 01:21:47,257 --> 01:21:49,793 Wait. This isn't Ron. What did you do to him? 1986 01:21:49,828 --> 01:21:51,462 His code was unstable. 1987 01:21:51,495 --> 01:21:53,198 So I re-installed the algorithm... 1988 01:21:53,230 --> 01:21:54,765 He fixed me. Selfie? 1989 01:21:54,798 --> 01:21:55,799 (Donka groans) 1990 01:21:55,834 --> 01:21:57,401 - Old women. Not trending. - Bah. 1991 01:21:57,434 --> 01:21:58,937 RON: Widowed dads, downer! 1992 01:21:58,970 --> 01:22:01,371 - Hey. - RON: Enhance and post! 1993 01:22:01,405 --> 01:22:03,373 Un-fix him. It's not him! 1994 01:22:03,407 --> 01:22:05,242 N... No. It... It's okay. 1995 01:22:05,275 --> 01:22:06,610 I backed up Ron to the cloud. 1996 01:22:06,643 --> 01:22:10,215 I'll just log in and I'll find the old... Huh? 1997 01:22:10,247 --> 01:22:13,250 They can't lock me out. I'm the CEO of Bubble. 1998 01:22:13,283 --> 01:22:15,153 ANDREW: As the new CEO of Bubble, 1999 01:22:15,186 --> 01:22:16,921 it's my sad duty to announce 2000 01:22:16,955 --> 01:22:19,224 that the shareholders have wisely agreed 2001 01:22:19,256 --> 01:22:20,859 to fire Marc Wydell. 2002 01:22:20,892 --> 01:22:24,062 - (fanfare plays) - Andrew! Andrew! Andrew! 2003 01:22:24,095 --> 01:22:25,130 - What? - BARNEY: Argh. 2004 01:22:25,163 --> 01:22:26,296 Barney! 2005 01:22:26,330 --> 01:22:28,166 He's in the cloud. That's what you said, right? 2006 01:22:28,199 --> 01:22:30,267 - MARC: Well... - So take me there. 2007 01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:31,602 - I'm sorry? - You heard my son. 2008 01:22:31,635 --> 01:22:34,239 He needs to get to the cloud thing. 2009 01:22:34,271 --> 01:22:36,473 And I'm going with him! Uh... 2010 01:22:36,507 --> 01:22:39,144 Barney, the cloud is in a concrete fortress 2011 01:22:39,177 --> 01:22:40,644 half a mile below Bubble. 2012 01:22:40,677 --> 01:22:44,015 There are two million servers with a zettabyte of data. 2013 01:22:44,048 --> 01:22:45,716 How would you find Ron? 2014 01:22:48,086 --> 01:22:50,255 He's my friend. 2015 01:22:50,287 --> 01:22:54,159 So take me there and get me in! 2016 01:22:54,192 --> 01:22:55,459 RICH: Yeah! Go get 2017 01:22:55,492 --> 01:22:57,528 - that psycho roBot, dude! - SAVANNAH: Go! Go, Barney! 2018 01:22:57,561 --> 01:23:01,266 Okay, Bubble booble. Let's go get Ron. 2019 01:23:01,298 --> 01:23:02,566 (Marc chuckles) 2020 01:23:06,436 --> 01:23:09,240 MARC: Okay. To get Barney down into the cloud, 2021 01:23:09,274 --> 01:23:10,842 we'll have to break in past security 2022 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:13,845 and get right to the heart of Bubble HQ. 2023 01:23:13,878 --> 01:23:15,679 Tomorrow afternoon, all the workers 2024 01:23:15,712 --> 01:23:17,982 will be watching Andrew in the launchitorium. 2025 01:23:18,016 --> 01:23:19,083 That's our chance. 2026 01:23:19,117 --> 01:23:21,351 FEMALE VOICE: All staff to the launchitorium. 2027 01:23:21,385 --> 01:23:23,520 All staff to the launchitorium. 2028 01:23:23,554 --> 01:23:27,225 ANNOUNCER: Please welcome your new CEO, Andrew! 2029 01:23:27,258 --> 01:23:29,426 (Andrew whooping) 2030 01:23:29,459 --> 01:23:31,361 Yes, yes, yes! 2031 01:23:31,395 --> 01:23:32,563 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 2032 01:23:32,596 --> 01:23:35,332 Yes! Ha-ha! Love it! (echoes) 2033 01:23:35,732 --> 01:23:36,835 (groans) 2034 01:23:40,071 --> 01:23:41,405 - Hi. - RECEPTIONIST: Hi there! 2035 01:23:41,438 --> 01:23:42,706 How can Bubble help you? 2036 01:23:42,739 --> 01:23:45,375 - Cleaner! - Uh, ma'am, you can't just... 2037 01:23:45,409 --> 01:23:46,643 - GRAHAM: Sir? - Ma'am? 2038 01:23:46,677 --> 01:23:48,313 GRAHAM: Yeah. Can you take a look at this, please? 2039 01:23:48,345 --> 01:23:49,746 It just keeps crashing on me. 2040 01:23:49,780 --> 01:23:52,783 And there's a smell of burning when I hit the space bar. 2041 01:23:52,816 --> 01:23:56,221 Sir, this isn't a Bubble Store. This is HQ. 2042 01:23:56,254 --> 01:23:57,588 - (metal detector buzzes) - DONKA: Oh. Uh... 2043 01:23:57,621 --> 01:24:00,058 Oh! I just put Bubble in my GPS. 2044 01:24:00,091 --> 01:24:02,392 (chuckles) I wondered why it was a 19-hour drive. 2045 01:24:02,426 --> 01:24:04,195 Can you look at it anyway? 2046 01:24:04,229 --> 01:24:05,330 (grunts) 2047 01:24:05,362 --> 01:24:07,198 DONKA: Oh, silly me. (chuckles) 2048 01:24:07,232 --> 01:24:08,632 Again, please. 2049 01:24:08,665 --> 01:24:09,968 (buzzing) 2050 01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:11,435 Oh! Ooh. 2051 01:24:11,468 --> 01:24:14,038 - Hang... Might be... Ooh. - (metal rattling) 2052 01:24:14,072 --> 01:24:15,372 (chuckles sheepishly) 2053 01:24:18,009 --> 01:24:19,576 (buzzing) 2054 01:24:19,610 --> 01:24:21,411 Pat down? (chuckles) 2055 01:24:21,445 --> 01:24:24,315 So, workers, colleagues, shareholders. 2056 01:24:24,349 --> 01:24:27,018 Hi, shareholders. Love ya. 2057 01:24:27,051 --> 01:24:31,122 Bubble's had a few minor problems lately, right? 2058 01:24:32,156 --> 01:24:35,626 Oof! Yeah. But here's the good news. 2059 01:24:35,659 --> 01:24:40,131 There's nothing wrong with our B-Bots. It's kids. 2060 01:24:40,164 --> 01:24:41,732 Kids are the problem. 2061 01:24:41,765 --> 01:24:44,102 You give a child an hour of screen time, 2062 01:24:44,135 --> 01:24:45,435 you get peace and quiet. 2063 01:24:45,469 --> 01:24:48,039 You have his friends around, all hell breaks loose! 2064 01:24:48,072 --> 01:24:49,240 Am I right, kids? 2065 01:24:49,274 --> 01:24:50,909 Stick to your screens. 2066 01:24:50,942 --> 01:24:54,645 Today, your best friend out of the box becomes... 2067 01:24:54,678 --> 01:24:57,447 The only friend you'll ever need! 2068 01:24:57,481 --> 01:24:58,917 RECEPTIONIST: Just log in, sir. 2069 01:24:58,950 --> 01:24:59,951 Okay. 2070 01:25:01,019 --> 01:25:02,619 (electricity crackles) 2071 01:25:04,621 --> 01:25:05,957 - (power shuts down) - ANDREW: Huh? 2072 01:25:05,990 --> 01:25:08,558 See? That's what it did at my house. 2073 01:25:08,592 --> 01:25:09,827 - (gasps) - (alarm beeping) 2074 01:25:09,861 --> 01:25:11,095 All good. 2075 01:25:11,129 --> 01:25:12,462 What happened? 2076 01:25:13,697 --> 01:25:15,532 RECEPTIONIST: (grunts) Come on! 2077 01:25:15,565 --> 01:25:17,902 (upbeat spy music playing) 2078 01:25:20,071 --> 01:25:22,140 Okay. Everybody out. 2079 01:25:22,606 --> 01:25:24,142 This goats smells. 2080 01:25:24,175 --> 01:25:25,609 MARC: Okay. This way. 2081 01:25:28,313 --> 01:25:30,647 Server room. Fingerprint recognition. 2082 01:25:30,681 --> 01:25:32,449 (Donka grunting) Uh... 2083 01:25:33,418 --> 01:25:34,618 I fix it. 2084 01:25:36,453 --> 01:25:37,654 (goat exclaims) 2085 01:25:37,688 --> 01:25:40,224 MARC: Lights, sprinklers, air-con, security doors. 2086 01:25:40,258 --> 01:25:41,792 Eat it all, Martina! 2087 01:25:41,826 --> 01:25:42,726 (bleats) 2088 01:25:42,759 --> 01:25:45,163 - (power shuts down) - ANDREW: What? Uh... 2089 01:25:45,964 --> 01:25:46,998 (yelps) 2090 01:25:47,031 --> 01:25:48,465 What the...? (grunts) 2091 01:25:52,469 --> 01:25:54,872 - BARNEY: Okay. - You guys go that way. 2092 01:26:00,610 --> 01:26:03,014 (chuckles) Good to see you, buddy. 2093 01:26:03,047 --> 01:26:04,349 What is going on? 2094 01:26:04,382 --> 01:26:06,017 Uh, there's a guy in reception. 2095 01:26:06,050 --> 01:26:08,785 - What? - It's his laptop. 2096 01:26:08,819 --> 01:26:13,724 "Pudowski Novelty Exports"? Pudowski! That kid! 2097 01:26:13,757 --> 01:26:16,094 Uh, Andrew. He's in the building. 2098 01:26:16,127 --> 01:26:17,195 What? 2099 01:26:17,228 --> 01:26:19,397 GUARD: Hey, yeah. I think he went down that way. 2100 01:26:19,430 --> 01:26:20,797 Down here! 2101 01:26:21,765 --> 01:26:23,868 Huh? They were right here. 2102 01:26:23,901 --> 01:26:25,702 That is weird. 2103 01:26:26,971 --> 01:26:27,972 Okay. 2104 01:26:28,006 --> 01:26:30,074 Barney, slide along to the central shaft. 2105 01:26:30,108 --> 01:26:32,910 The data cables inside lead to down to the cloud. 2106 01:26:32,944 --> 01:26:35,545 We'll cover security and, uh, stuff. 2107 01:26:35,579 --> 01:26:37,849 - Good luck, Momscke. - Okay. 2108 01:26:40,151 --> 01:26:42,819 (Barney whimpering) 2109 01:26:42,854 --> 01:26:43,888 Okay. 2110 01:26:45,789 --> 01:26:47,724 Of course they're in the corridors. 2111 01:26:47,758 --> 01:26:49,861 - They didn't just vanish! - (alarm beeping) 2112 01:26:49,894 --> 01:26:50,928 (gasps) 2113 01:26:52,596 --> 01:26:54,132 Just go down here. 2114 01:26:55,033 --> 01:26:56,700 (gasps) 2115 01:26:57,435 --> 01:26:58,668 Whoa. 2116 01:26:59,137 --> 01:27:00,304 Okay. 2117 01:27:01,205 --> 01:27:02,407 (grunts) 2118 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:03,908 (gasps) 2119 01:27:10,014 --> 01:27:11,049 (gasps) 2120 01:27:12,682 --> 01:27:14,252 He never mentioned that. 2121 01:27:16,487 --> 01:27:18,122 What are you doing? 2122 01:27:18,156 --> 01:27:19,556 Uh... Uh... 2123 01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:21,459 Uh... 2124 01:27:21,492 --> 01:27:25,196 I... You have problem with women in workplace? 2125 01:27:25,229 --> 01:27:26,264 I never said that. 2126 01:27:26,297 --> 01:27:27,432 You want to squeeze my knee? 2127 01:27:27,465 --> 01:27:28,632 - What? - (goat bleats) 2128 01:27:28,665 --> 01:27:31,735 Andrew, we found this goat in the electrics. 2129 01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:34,372 Who are you people? An improv troupe? 2130 01:27:34,405 --> 01:27:35,605 - (muffled thud) - (gasps) 2131 01:27:35,639 --> 01:27:37,674 (yelps, screams) 2132 01:27:38,109 --> 01:27:39,911 (yelling) 2133 01:27:39,944 --> 01:27:41,045 (gasps) 2134 01:27:45,450 --> 01:27:47,919 (continues yelling) 2135 01:27:51,556 --> 01:27:52,756 (sighs in relief) 2136 01:27:53,291 --> 01:27:54,358 (grunts) 2137 01:27:56,461 --> 01:27:58,229 (gasping in awe) 2138 01:28:06,337 --> 01:28:07,737 BARNEY: Ron! 2139 01:28:09,907 --> 01:28:10,908 Ron! 2140 01:28:12,577 --> 01:28:15,279 Where is your snotty little brat? 2141 01:28:15,313 --> 01:28:16,881 He's looking for his friend. 2142 01:28:16,914 --> 01:28:19,484 Friend? (chuckles) Friend? 2143 01:28:19,517 --> 01:28:21,818 Hey, are you my friend? 2144 01:28:21,853 --> 01:28:22,819 (grunts) 2145 01:28:23,488 --> 01:28:24,555 Sure, Andrew. 2146 01:28:24,589 --> 01:28:26,824 They're just code. A trick. 2147 01:28:26,858 --> 01:28:27,691 What? 2148 01:28:27,724 --> 01:28:29,693 Data-harvesting units controlled by us. 2149 01:28:29,726 --> 01:28:31,628 Designed to give kids a consumer experience 2150 01:28:31,661 --> 01:28:35,066 featuring products and services tailored to their browsing profile. 2151 01:28:35,099 --> 01:28:37,634 The B-Bots know everything about them. 2152 01:28:37,667 --> 01:28:40,238 So we can sell them stuff. 2153 01:28:40,271 --> 01:28:42,073 You're spying on kids? 2154 01:28:42,106 --> 01:28:43,841 I hate kids. 2155 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:47,378 Uh, Andrew. There's someone inside the cloud. 2156 01:28:47,411 --> 01:28:49,847 What? It's him, isn't it? 2157 01:28:49,881 --> 01:28:51,082 - Power down the cloud. - GRAHAM: No! 2158 01:28:51,115 --> 01:28:53,251 - DONKA: No. - And send in security. 2159 01:29:01,359 --> 01:29:03,027 Ron! 2160 01:29:06,464 --> 01:29:08,266 Are you even here? 2161 01:29:10,601 --> 01:29:12,270 (Barney panting) 2162 01:29:16,773 --> 01:29:19,410 Oh, no. Where are you? Barney Pudowski. 2163 01:29:19,443 --> 01:29:21,279 - (system buzzes) - Um, seventh grade. 2164 01:29:21,312 --> 01:29:22,380 - (buzzes) - (sighs) 2165 01:29:22,413 --> 01:29:24,115 Nonsuch Middle School. 2166 01:29:24,482 --> 01:29:26,083 (chiming) 2167 01:29:29,554 --> 01:29:30,922 Uh... What is this? 2168 01:29:32,023 --> 01:29:33,925 FEMALE VOICE: Powering down. 2169 01:29:33,958 --> 01:29:35,860 - What's happening? - System at 10%. 2170 01:29:35,893 --> 01:29:38,429 - No. No, no, no. - 5%. 2171 01:29:39,564 --> 01:29:40,797 2%. 2172 01:29:41,132 --> 01:29:42,166 No! 2173 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,935 (gasping) 2174 01:29:47,672 --> 01:29:50,308 (voice quivering) Ron, I'll never find you. 2175 01:29:51,008 --> 01:29:52,977 And you'll never find me. 2176 01:29:55,346 --> 01:29:56,948 Find me. 2177 01:29:58,349 --> 01:29:59,951 Find me! 2178 01:30:01,652 --> 01:30:02,954 (shudders) 2179 01:30:05,389 --> 01:30:06,723 Please. 2180 01:30:08,292 --> 01:30:09,293 (sighs) 2181 01:30:11,462 --> 01:30:12,997 (soft buzzing) 2182 01:30:15,866 --> 01:30:18,002 (soft uplifting music playing) 2183 01:30:20,004 --> 01:30:21,172 (gasps) 2184 01:30:21,205 --> 01:30:23,374 Ron, I'm coming! 2185 01:30:23,807 --> 01:30:25,343 (grunting) 2186 01:30:31,382 --> 01:30:32,416 (chimes) 2187 01:30:35,653 --> 01:30:36,786 Ron! 2188 01:30:36,820 --> 01:30:38,322 Come on, come on! 2189 01:30:39,457 --> 01:30:40,458 Yes! I'm in. 2190 01:30:41,758 --> 01:30:43,728 Barney! (chuckles) He made it. 2191 01:30:43,760 --> 01:30:46,497 I found you! I did it! I found you! 2192 01:30:46,530 --> 01:30:48,399 Uh, desk, desk. 2193 01:30:49,734 --> 01:30:51,435 Oh! (chuckles) Okay. Uh... 2194 01:30:53,170 --> 01:30:54,472 Here we go. 2195 01:30:58,109 --> 01:30:59,076 (gasps) 2196 01:31:03,881 --> 01:31:06,317 - (chuckles) - Hi, Absalom? 2197 01:31:06,350 --> 01:31:08,286 Ron, it's you! 2198 01:31:10,787 --> 01:31:13,557 Now I know what's wrong with him. 2199 01:31:13,591 --> 01:31:16,494 Ron never had my algorithm. 2200 01:31:18,162 --> 01:31:19,563 Whoa! 2201 01:31:19,597 --> 01:31:21,465 That's his code? 2202 01:31:21,499 --> 01:31:23,901 It's beautiful. Like... 2203 01:31:24,735 --> 01:31:25,936 Alive. 2204 01:31:27,905 --> 01:31:29,806 - (gasps) - (siren blaring) 2205 01:31:31,208 --> 01:31:33,311 - (Both laughing) - (singing) ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 2206 01:31:33,344 --> 01:31:34,979 Hey, Ron. They turned you into electricity... 2207 01:31:35,012 --> 01:31:35,980 ♫ Dikky, dikky, dikky, dakka Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 2208 01:31:36,013 --> 01:31:36,714 ...and then put you inside a rock. 2209 01:31:36,747 --> 01:31:38,115 Electricity is best. 2210 01:31:38,149 --> 01:31:40,217 - BOTH: You are so annoying! - BARNEY: Whoa, whoa... 2211 01:31:40,251 --> 01:31:42,053 Please slap my hand to show we are bonding. 2212 01:31:42,086 --> 01:31:44,755 - (laughs) - I am within six feet. 2213 01:31:44,789 --> 01:31:46,357 Okay. Then just stay that way, all right? 2214 01:31:46,390 --> 01:31:49,327 'Cause we gotta get out of here! Come on, Ron. 2215 01:31:49,360 --> 01:31:50,394 Ron? 2216 01:31:51,395 --> 01:31:52,663 Ron? 2217 01:31:52,697 --> 01:31:54,365 RON: Not, not your friends. 2218 01:31:55,700 --> 01:31:57,301 I know. I... 2219 01:31:57,335 --> 01:31:59,570 They are not having fun. 2220 01:32:02,673 --> 01:32:04,875 (sad music playing) 2221 01:32:20,324 --> 01:32:21,292 (camera clicks) 2222 01:32:22,960 --> 01:32:24,729 It's weird. 2223 01:32:24,762 --> 01:32:28,399 I used to think that I was the lonely one. 2224 01:32:28,432 --> 01:32:30,768 They need to upgrade to a Ron. (chuckles) 2225 01:32:30,801 --> 01:32:33,237 (dings) I am for making friends. 2226 01:32:33,270 --> 01:32:36,407 (snorts) What? You mean, for real? 2227 01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,943 Uh, upgrade them so they'd all be like you? 2228 01:32:38,976 --> 01:32:40,678 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 2229 01:32:40,711 --> 01:32:43,581 Two hundred and twenty-five million Rons out there! 2230 01:32:43,614 --> 01:32:44,949 - RON: Please connect me. - (chuckles) 2231 01:32:44,982 --> 01:32:47,853 It would be insane! I mean, amazing, but... 2232 01:32:47,885 --> 01:32:49,420 RON: It will be fun. 2233 01:32:49,453 --> 01:32:50,488 Huh. 2234 01:32:50,521 --> 01:32:54,158 We're right here. In the middle of the network. 2235 01:32:54,191 --> 01:32:56,761 Maybe we could really do this. 2236 01:32:56,794 --> 01:32:59,430 It's our one chance. Now or never. 2237 01:33:01,665 --> 01:33:03,234 - GUARD 1: Systems are down. - GUARD 2: It won't open! 2238 01:33:03,267 --> 01:33:06,337 Uh... Come on, Barney. What are they doing? 2239 01:33:06,370 --> 01:33:09,273 "Upgrade all B-Bots to be like Ron." 2240 01:33:09,306 --> 01:33:13,677 (gasps) Ron's code! Of course. His code is the fix to mine! 2241 01:33:13,711 --> 01:33:15,479 I can help them. 2242 01:33:15,513 --> 01:33:18,916 BARNEY: Marc? He's helping us. This is how we do it. 2243 01:33:18,949 --> 01:33:20,718 - Yes! - GUARD: Come on, kid, open up! 2244 01:33:20,751 --> 01:33:21,786 Okay, what do I do? 2245 01:33:21,819 --> 01:33:24,121 Um, reboot... Wait! 2246 01:33:24,155 --> 01:33:26,457 Please connect me to the Bubble network. 2247 01:33:26,490 --> 01:33:28,092 Oh! Finally, buddy. 2248 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:31,695 Okay. Hold on tight, guys. You're all getting a Ron! 2249 01:33:31,729 --> 01:33:33,230 (static crackling) 2250 01:33:37,234 --> 01:33:39,570 Ron. Wait, where are you going? 2251 01:33:39,603 --> 01:33:41,305 Into the network. 2252 01:33:41,338 --> 01:33:42,339 No. No way. 2253 01:33:42,373 --> 01:33:44,708 You just copy your code and send that. 2254 01:33:44,742 --> 01:33:46,343 The settings have not been uploaded. 2255 01:33:46,377 --> 01:33:48,479 No, no, no. His code is fragmenting. 2256 01:33:48,512 --> 01:33:50,614 He'll disappear! No! 2257 01:33:51,682 --> 01:33:53,784 - (knocking on door) - (muffled shouting) 2258 01:33:53,818 --> 01:33:55,386 (sighs) 2259 01:33:55,419 --> 01:33:57,655 We'll just have to go. Forget it. 2260 01:33:57,688 --> 01:33:59,590 Come on. I'm not leaving you behind. 2261 01:33:59,623 --> 01:34:01,058 Barney. 2262 01:34:01,091 --> 01:34:03,761 I am for making friends. 2263 01:34:03,794 --> 01:34:05,496 BARNEY: What? 2264 01:34:05,529 --> 01:34:06,764 No. You're coming with me. 2265 01:34:06,797 --> 01:34:09,266 How to be a friend. 2266 01:34:10,836 --> 01:34:11,903 You taught me. 2267 01:34:11,937 --> 01:34:13,771 (knocking continues) 2268 01:34:13,804 --> 01:34:15,739 (melancholy music playing) 2269 01:34:16,974 --> 01:34:20,578 No. Stay with me. Remember? 2270 01:34:21,712 --> 01:34:23,714 Stay friends. 2271 01:34:24,448 --> 01:34:25,816 We can fix it. 2272 01:34:25,851 --> 01:34:27,485 You and me. 2273 01:34:27,518 --> 01:34:28,887 (pounding on door) 2274 01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:30,354 (breathes shakily) 2275 01:34:30,387 --> 01:34:31,555 Now or never. 2276 01:34:31,989 --> 01:34:33,290 (gasps sharply) 2277 01:34:34,926 --> 01:34:36,560 (sobs) 2278 01:34:36,594 --> 01:34:38,562 (melancholy music continues) 2279 01:34:39,597 --> 01:34:40,531 I guess we'll... 2280 01:34:40,564 --> 01:34:43,133 (sniffles) we'll swap them all for a good one. 2281 01:34:44,768 --> 01:34:46,470 The best one. (chuckles softly) 2282 01:34:48,739 --> 01:34:52,510 Go, Ron. You don't have to stay within six feet. 2283 01:34:52,543 --> 01:34:55,045 Go. Be everywhere. 2284 01:34:55,079 --> 01:34:57,348 Adios, Absalom. 2285 01:34:57,916 --> 01:34:59,583 (chuckles) 2286 01:34:59,617 --> 01:35:01,452 Arrivederci, Ron Bintscatsco. 2287 01:35:02,686 --> 01:35:04,622 (static crackling) 2288 01:35:06,423 --> 01:35:07,525 (crackling stops) 2289 01:35:09,828 --> 01:35:11,128 (sighs) 2290 01:35:17,568 --> 01:35:18,702 (gasps) 2291 01:35:18,736 --> 01:35:20,972 (system chimes, powering up) 2292 01:35:21,006 --> 01:35:23,040 (static crackling) 2293 01:35:24,009 --> 01:35:25,309 (chuckles) 2294 01:35:25,776 --> 01:35:27,778 (laughing) 2295 01:35:30,581 --> 01:35:31,582 (gasps) 2296 01:35:36,453 --> 01:35:37,555 (gasps in awe) 2297 01:35:38,489 --> 01:35:39,657 (gasps) 2298 01:35:43,862 --> 01:35:45,062 (laughing) 2299 01:35:45,095 --> 01:35:46,831 - Come on. What is that? - What's happening? 2300 01:35:46,865 --> 01:35:48,132 (laughing) 2301 01:35:50,869 --> 01:35:52,169 BARNEY: Whoo-hoo! 2302 01:35:53,972 --> 01:35:55,172 (grunts) 2303 01:35:59,076 --> 01:36:00,277 BARNEY: Hi. 2304 01:36:00,711 --> 01:36:01,712 Uh... 2305 01:36:02,847 --> 01:36:05,182 I, uh, took a wrong turn. 2306 01:36:06,083 --> 01:36:07,651 Oh. Uh... 2307 01:36:08,085 --> 01:36:09,186 Right. 2308 01:36:09,219 --> 01:36:10,922 This way, please. 2309 01:36:10,956 --> 01:36:12,356 (static crackling) 2310 01:36:13,691 --> 01:36:14,725 We got him. 2311 01:36:14,758 --> 01:36:16,760 Finally. Job done. 2312 01:36:17,561 --> 01:36:19,330 (static crackling) 2313 01:36:19,363 --> 01:36:21,398 JOSH: Uh, the cameras. 2314 01:36:22,132 --> 01:36:23,767 Barney! Hey! There he is! 2315 01:36:23,801 --> 01:36:25,070 Oh, Barney! 2316 01:36:25,102 --> 01:36:26,905 Move it along. Everybody outta here. 2317 01:36:26,938 --> 01:36:27,939 Did you...? 2318 01:36:27,973 --> 01:36:29,206 I'm gonna tell you everything, Dad. 2319 01:36:29,239 --> 01:36:30,774 On the way home. 2320 01:36:30,808 --> 01:36:33,344 Okay. Great. 2321 01:36:34,645 --> 01:36:35,947 (panting) 2322 01:36:35,981 --> 01:36:39,116 Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Etcetera. 2323 01:36:39,817 --> 01:36:41,785 Sorry. Just, um... Uh... 2324 01:36:41,819 --> 01:36:43,454 Where were we? 2325 01:36:46,190 --> 01:36:48,525 A trick! Data harvesting units controlled by us. 2326 01:36:48,559 --> 01:36:52,663 So we can sell them stuff. I hate kids! 2327 01:36:54,933 --> 01:36:57,134 (groans awkwardly) 2328 01:36:57,167 --> 01:37:02,306 You know, I've loved my time as Bubble CEO, 2329 01:37:02,339 --> 01:37:04,608 and I wanna thank you all for your support 2330 01:37:04,642 --> 01:37:07,846 over the last 32 historic hours. 2331 01:37:07,879 --> 01:37:12,750 But I need to go now to spend more time with my... 2332 01:37:12,783 --> 01:37:14,151 contacts. 2333 01:37:14,184 --> 01:37:16,855 So, please welcome back 2334 01:37:16,888 --> 01:37:19,156 - Marc Wydell. - (audience gasps) 2335 01:37:19,189 --> 01:37:21,625 - (Andrew whimpering) - (audience cheering) 2336 01:37:21,659 --> 01:37:24,963 AUDIENCE: (chanting) Marc! Marc! Marc! 2337 01:37:24,996 --> 01:37:26,530 (chuckling) 2338 01:37:28,499 --> 01:37:32,636 Welcome to the future of friendship. 2339 01:37:32,670 --> 01:37:34,538 (cheering continues) 2340 01:37:38,776 --> 01:37:40,177 (pleasant music playing) 2341 01:37:40,210 --> 01:37:41,946 (school bell rings) 2342 01:37:42,713 --> 01:37:43,948 (static crackling) 2343 01:37:45,783 --> 01:37:47,818 - STUDENT 1: See you later. - STUDENT 2: Here we go again. 2344 01:37:47,852 --> 01:37:48,853 STUDENT 3: It's gonna get weird. 2345 01:37:48,887 --> 01:37:50,922 - BOT 1: That way is good. - BOT 2: This way is good. 2346 01:37:51,655 --> 01:37:52,756 (Bot giggles) 2347 01:37:52,790 --> 01:37:55,592 Hey! What happened to staying within six feet? 2348 01:37:55,626 --> 01:37:58,830 Guys, where's my troll Bot? Wait... 2349 01:37:59,596 --> 01:38:00,497 I get to choose. 2350 01:38:00,531 --> 01:38:02,100 - (upbeat pop music playing) - (Bot humming) 2351 01:38:02,133 --> 01:38:04,135 K-pop? Are you kidding me? 2352 01:38:04,169 --> 01:38:07,172 Three months it's been like this. Come back. 2353 01:38:07,204 --> 01:38:08,672 Come on, dude. 2354 01:38:10,340 --> 01:38:12,309 BARNEY: So, here I am again. 2355 01:38:12,342 --> 01:38:16,246 Eighteen minutes of recess fun. (chuckles) 2356 01:38:16,280 --> 01:38:18,816 Thanks, Ron. You fixed me. 2357 01:38:18,850 --> 01:38:20,451 And everyone else. 2358 01:38:20,484 --> 01:38:21,785 Hey! We don't know them. 2359 01:38:21,819 --> 01:38:24,155 I get to choose your friends. And I choose everyone! 2360 01:38:24,189 --> 01:38:26,323 Friend request. Friend request. 2361 01:38:27,192 --> 01:38:29,094 - Hey. - BOT: Friend request. 2362 01:38:29,127 --> 01:38:31,996 You've changed the world, Barney Pudowski. 2363 01:38:32,030 --> 01:38:33,363 How cool is that? 2364 01:38:33,397 --> 01:38:35,766 - BOT 1: Friend request. - BOT 2: Friend request. 2365 01:38:36,935 --> 01:38:38,268 Not just me. 2366 01:38:39,204 --> 01:38:40,471 Hey! Oh, my gosh! 2367 01:38:40,504 --> 01:38:42,806 Aren't you that girl that got... You know. 2368 01:38:43,842 --> 01:38:45,210 Video not found. 2369 01:38:45,242 --> 01:38:46,543 Oh. My bad. 2370 01:38:47,145 --> 01:38:48,479 Thanks. (chuckles) 2371 01:38:48,512 --> 01:38:49,646 Come on. 2372 01:38:50,280 --> 01:38:51,415 - BOT 1: Hi, Barney! - Hey! 2373 01:38:51,448 --> 01:38:52,516 GIRL: My Bot does that every time. 2374 01:38:52,549 --> 01:38:53,650 - BOT 2: Hey there. - Hi. 2375 01:38:53,684 --> 01:38:54,886 - GIRL: It's so weird. - BOT 3 & BARNEY: Hi. 2376 01:38:54,919 --> 01:38:57,554 - He's, like, king of the Bots. - They love Pudowski. 2377 01:38:57,588 --> 01:39:00,925 Barn, you have got to get back in that Bubble cloud place. 2378 01:39:00,959 --> 01:39:02,026 (all shush) 2379 01:39:02,060 --> 01:39:04,162 And get this Bot to stop making up its own game rules. 2380 01:39:04,195 --> 01:39:06,131 BOT: Free upgrades for everyone! 2381 01:39:06,164 --> 01:39:08,365 - How am I ever gonna win? - (all laugh) 2382 01:39:08,398 --> 01:39:10,300 Dude! We gotta tell 'em! 2383 01:39:10,334 --> 01:39:13,670 You pranked a global freakin' tech giant, man! 2384 01:39:13,704 --> 01:39:16,141 Please let me stream the reveal, bro, please? 2385 01:39:16,174 --> 01:39:18,642 Take it from me, Rich. Fame is overrated. 2386 01:39:18,675 --> 01:39:20,145 - (chuckles) - Look what I brought. 2387 01:39:20,178 --> 01:39:21,880 - I'll take one. - One for everyone. 2388 01:39:21,913 --> 01:39:23,747 - Cheers! - ALL: Cheers! 2389 01:39:23,781 --> 01:39:26,251 Barney! Hey! You see? 2390 01:39:26,283 --> 01:39:28,719 I told you my bench would work! 2391 01:39:28,752 --> 01:39:30,788 - (clucking) - Oh! 2392 01:39:30,821 --> 01:39:32,957 Yeah. It's great. 2393 01:39:32,991 --> 01:39:34,092 (all laugh) 2394 01:39:34,125 --> 01:39:36,627 Mmm. Is all your gran's food this good? 2395 01:39:36,660 --> 01:39:39,496 Come... Come over sometime. Hang out. 2396 01:39:39,530 --> 01:39:41,598 I know you're dying to see my rock collection. 2397 01:39:41,632 --> 01:39:43,835 Will she set us on fire again? 2398 01:39:43,868 --> 01:39:44,969 - Hope so. - That was so fun! 2399 01:39:45,003 --> 01:39:46,603 But you're gonna have to talk to that goat, 2400 01:39:46,637 --> 01:39:48,940 because I do not want any more of my jewelry 2401 01:39:48,973 --> 01:39:50,141 going through its intestines. 2402 01:39:50,175 --> 01:39:51,742 (all laughing) 2403 01:39:53,044 --> 01:39:55,046 (pleasant music playing) 2404 01:40:04,155 --> 01:40:07,025 (pop song playing) 2405 01:40:07,058 --> 01:40:08,525 (static crackling, glitching) 2406 01:40:08,559 --> 01:40:10,394 (upbeat folk song plays) ♫ Dikky, dikky, dakka ♫ 2407 01:40:10,427 --> 01:40:13,330 (system powers down, bleeps) 2408 01:40:13,363 --> 01:40:14,531 (beeping) 2409 01:40:17,902 --> 01:40:19,536 (beeping intensifies) 2410 01:40:19,570 --> 01:40:22,472 (uptempo pop song playing) 2411 01:41:59,070 --> 01:42:01,571 (upbeat pop song playing) 2412 01:44:41,165 --> 01:44:43,667 (electronic music playing) 208493