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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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- * FOUR, FOUR
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*
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[dance music]
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*
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[catcalls]
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- FROM HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR TO
GO-GO BOY IN LESS THAN A YEAR.
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IT'S GOT TO BE A RECORD.
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- ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY
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FROM FATHER KINNEY'S HOME
FOR RUNAWAY BOYS.
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- AND TO THINK SOME PEOPLE SAY
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HE DOESN'T MAKE
A GOOD ROLE MODEL.
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- IF I WERE BRIAN,
I'D GO CRAZY
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SEEING ALL THOSE GUYS
PAWING MY BOYFRIEND.
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- YOU KNOW, IT MUST BE TRUE
WHAT THEY SAY
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ABOUT DEAFENING MUSIC
DAMAGING YOUR EARDRUMS.
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I COULD SWEAR I HEARD YOU SAY
IF YOU WERE ME...
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- COME ON, IT'S GOT
TO BOTHER YOU A LITTLE BIT.
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I MEAN, EVERYBODY KNOWS
THE ONLY WAY
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YOU GET TO DANCE ON THE BAR
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IS IF YOU LET
THE BOSS BLOW YOU.
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- IT'S BUSINESS.
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- GETTING HEAD
TO GET AHEAD?
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- HE'S EARNING
AN HONEST LIVING,
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NOT TAKING ANY HANDOUTS.
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- CHECK OUT HOW MUCH MONEY
I'M MAKING.
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- THAT'S ENOUGH TO PUT A CHILD
THROUGH SCHOOL.
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- SHOULDN'T THE CHILD BE
AT HOME, IN BED?
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- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
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- I CAN'T.
I HAVE TO WORK TILL 2:00.
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- BUT, SWEETIE,
YOU ALREADY LOOK EXHAUSTED.
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HOW ARE YOU GOING
TO KEEP IT UP?
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- ESPECIALLY AT HOME.
- DON'T WORRY.
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- I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO MAKE OUT
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND.
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- I'M ON A BREAK.
- BREAK'S OVER.
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- RELAX, SAP, HE'S KEEPING
YOUR CUSTOMERS HAPPY.
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- IT'S SAPPERSTEIN, KINNEY.
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AND THEY'RE MY CUSTOMERS,
NOT YOURS.
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COME ON, YOU'RE MINE
FOR THE NEXT FOUR HOURS.
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- WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
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- UM, DID I EVER MENTION
THAT I HAVE AN IRRATIONAL,
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BUT NEVERTHELESS QUITE INTENSE
FEAR OF ANY PHYSICAL ACTIVITY
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THAT DOESN'T TAKE PLACE
IN BED?
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- IT'S JUST HORSEBACK RIDING.
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DON'T BE SUCH A SISSY.
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- ANY OTHER
IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS?
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- COME ON. WHERE'S YOUR SENSE
OF ADVENTURE?
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- RIGHT BACK IN THE COZY,
WARM BED THAT I CRAWLED OUT OF
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TO FREEZE MY PRECIOUS BUNS OFF
OUT HERE WITH YOU.
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- WELL, IT'S TIME YOU TRIED
SOMETHING DARING, HUH?
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SOMETHING NEW.
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- YEAH, I'M PERFECTLY HAPPY
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WITH MY BORING LITTLE LIFE
RIGHT HERE IN PITTSBURGH.
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- HAVEN'T YOU EVER WANTED
TO TRAVEL?
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HUH?
GO AROUND THE WORLD?
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- I BELIEVE WE DID THAT
LAST NIGHT.
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- I MEAN FOR REAL.
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COME ON, EMMETT,
WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY
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GROWING UP IN HAZLEHURST,
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WHAT DID YOU DREAM OF?
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- GETTING OUT.
WHAT ELSE?
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- WHERE DID YOU DREAM OF GOING?
- BILOXI.
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IT WAS THE NEAREST AIRPORT.
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- AH. AND AFTER THAT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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NEW YORK, PARIS, ROME.
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ANY PLACE AUDREY HEPBURN
EVER MADE A MOVIE.
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AND WHERE THERE WEREN'T GUYS
IN SHIT KICKERS
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KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
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BUT I ONLY GOT AS FAR
AS PITTSBURGH.
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- WELL, NOW YOU CAN GO
ANYWHERE YOU WANT.
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THE WORLD IS YOURS.
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IT'S YOURS AND MINE.
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SO JUST SAY THE WORD.
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- THE WORLD IS, UH...
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MINE.
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- AROUND THE WORLD?
THE ENTIRE WORLD?
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- YEAH.
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BORA BORA,
THE HIMALAYAS,
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THE SERENGETI.
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GEORGE SAYS WE COULD BE GONE
SIX MONTHS, A YEAR.
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- WOW! I MEAN, A TRIP LIKE THAT
ISN'T JUST A VACATION.
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THAT'S A LIFE EXPERIENCE.
- MM.
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- THERE'S SO MANY PLACES
I WANT TO GO.
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- LIKE WHERE?
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- OH, CHINA, JAPAN,
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TIBET TO MEDITATE.
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- I WANT TO GO TO BERLIN,
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AMSTERDAM, PRAGUE.
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- GREAT ART, GREAT HISTORY.
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- GREAT MEN.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
LIBERTY AVENUE
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TO GET INTERNATIONAL CUISINE.
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FRENCH TOAST,
BELGIAN WAFFLE,
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AND A SPANISH OMELET
FOR OUR OWN LITTLE JET-SETTER.
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- OH, DEBBIE?
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- YES, BEN?
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- I'M SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT MY BREAKFAST?
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- WORKING ON IT.
I HAVE JUST SO MANY HANDS.
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- THAT IS SUCH CRAP.
YOU ALWAYS GET SERVED LAST.
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AND WHEN IT ARRIVES,
IT'S COLD.
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- YEAH, WELL,
I DID ORDER WHEATIES.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THE SCRAMBLED EGGS?
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- MA.
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- YES, SWEETIE?
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- WHAT'S GOING ON, MA?
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- WITH WHAT?
- WITH WHAT?
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THE WAY YOU'RE BEHAVING
TOWARDS BEN.
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- WHY? 'CAUSE I DIDN'T HOP TO
WHEN HE WANTED HIS CEREAL?
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- IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
YOU--YOU NEVER SAY HELLO.
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YOU BARELY SPEAK TO HIM
UNLESS YOU HAVE TO.
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- WELL, FORGIVE ME
IF I'M NOT SITTING DOWN
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AND CHATTING WITH HIM
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ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS
OVER A CUP OF TEA.
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I HAPPEN TO BE BUSY.
OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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NOW EXCUSE ME.
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I'VE GOT TO GET SOMEBODY
HIS BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
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[rings bell]
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WHEATIES.
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[alarm clock beeping]
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- [sighs]
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- GOOD MORNING,
SUNSHINE.
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I THOUGHT YOU HAD A CLASS.
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- I DITCHED IT.
- HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED
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TO DO YOUR BEST WORK
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WHEN YOU'RE UP ALL NIGHT
FUCKING AROUND?
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- I'M TAKING LESSONS
FROM YOU.
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AND I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND.
I'M WORKING.
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- YEAH, I SAW HOW YOU WORK.
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STICKING THAT FUNNY WHITE POWDER
THE SAP GAVE YOU
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UP YOUR CUTE,
LITTLE BUTTON NOSE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PUTTING
YOURSELF THROUGH SCHOOL,
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NOT GETTING SO HAMMERED
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO CLASS.
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- $410 IN ONE NIGHT.
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- FOR YOUR TUITION,
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WHICH YOU WON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT
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WHEN THEY KICK YOU OUT.
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- YOU SOUND LIKE MY FATHER.
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FUCK OFF.
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[alarm clock beeping]
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- BREAK IN THE CASE?
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- NAW. NOTHING YET.
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- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- IT'S A DINER,
ISN'T IT?
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IT'S LUNCHTIME,
ISN'T IT?
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- IT'S A LITTLE EARLY,
ISN'T IT?
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BUT WHAT'LL IT BE?
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- UM, MEAT LOAF SANDWICH,
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SIDE OF FRIES.
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AND HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME
GOING OUT TOMORROW NIGHT?
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- YEAH, THAT LAST ITEM
ISN'T ON THE MENU.
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- I THOUGHT WE COULD GET
ONE OF THOSE FANCY COFFEES,
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YOU KNOW,
MOCHA...
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FRAPPE LATTE, WHATEVER THE HELL
THEY'RE CALLED.
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- YEAH, WELL, CONSIDERING
HOW MUCH OF THAT STUFF I POUR,
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IT'D BE A BUSMAN'S HOLIDAY.
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- HOW ABOUT DINNER THEN?
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SOMEBODY CAN WAIT ON YOU
FOR A CHANGE.
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- UM, I THINK
I'LL HAVE A SANDWICH.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- NO, THANKS.
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- IS THAT "NO, THANKS,
NOT TOMORROW"
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OR "NO, THANKS, NOT EVER"?
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- SALAD?
- SALAD, SALAD.
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- ALL RIGHT.
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- JUST NO, THANKS.
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HEY, HORVATH?
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YOU WANT A LEMON BAR
FOR THE ROAD?
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- NO, THANKS.
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[dance music]
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- [moaning]
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[moaning loudly]
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[cheers and applause]
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- AH, YES!
OH.
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- TO FETCH DIXON, A BIG...
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BIG STAR.
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YOU'RE A HARD ACT TO FOLLOW.
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[applause]
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- OHH.
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DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
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- GOOD.
THEN LET'S HAVE SOME CAKE.
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[laughter]
- HOWEVER...
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EVEN THOUGH I'M RETIRING
FROM THE BIZ,
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I WILL ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL
FOR MY EXPERIENCE HERE
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AND--AND FOR FETCH DIXON.
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WITHOUT HIM,
I NEVER WOULD'VE MET MY HONEY.
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- YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION
TO US ALL.
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- AN INSPIRATION?
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NO, I'M JUST LUCKY.
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I MEAN, THE SAME THING
COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
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YOU NEVER WHO'S OUT THERE,
WATCHING.
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SO NEVER GIVE UP HOPE.
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ONE DAY YOUR PRINCE
WILL COME.
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- WHEN HE DOES,
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TED WILL BE MAKING $19.95
FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES.
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[laughter]
- OOH!
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PRESENTS.
YAY.
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- WORKING TONIGHT?
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- 9:00 TO 2:00.
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- YOU CAN HARDLY KEEP
YOUR HEAD UP.
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- I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
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- THE SAP WILL SEE TO THAT.
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- DERAMINE.
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- IT'S FOR MOTION SICKNESS.
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- WELL, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE
OF THE SEX.
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- YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GIVE YOU
THE MONEY, I'LL LOAN IT TO YOU.
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- I DON'T NEED YOUR HANDOUTS.
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- IT'S NOT A HANDOUT.
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WHEN YOU GRADUATE
AND GET A REAL JOB,
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YOU CAN PAY ME BACK
WITH INTEREST.
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- NO, THANKS.
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- WHY ARE YOU BEING
SUCH A TWAT?
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- I'M NOT BEING A TWAT.
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I'M TRYING TO LOOK
AFTER MYSELF FOR ONCE,
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INSTEAD OF ALWAYS LETTING YOU
DO IT FOR ME.
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- DICTIONARY OF FOREIGN PHRASES.
- LOOK.
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- NOW YOU CAN SAY,
"FUCK ME FASTER," IN FARSI.
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- YOU ONCE TOLD ME THAT YOU
WANTED TO MAKE ME
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THE BEST HOMOSEXUAL
IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BE.
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DOESN'T THAT INCLUDE
BEING A MAN?
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- SOMETIMES A MAN KNOWS
WHEN TO ACCEPT HELP.
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[alternative music]
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*
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- HERE'S SOME SEXY UNDERWEAR
FOR YOUR TRIP.
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- UH-OH.
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- IT'S EMPTY.
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[laughter]
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- EXACTLY.
234
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,843
[laughter]
235
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:20,881
[cheers and applause]
236
00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,016
- "WINE, MEN, AND SONG,
237
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,286
"LATE 40s, EPICUREAN,
238
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:28,121
"LOOKING FOR FELLOW GOURMAND.
239
00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,458
PEEL ME A GRAPE,
AND I'LL PEEL YOU ONE."
240
00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,461
- SOUNDS PERFECT.
241
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:38,899
- HIV-NEGATIVE ONLY
NEED APPLY.
242
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,334
- OH. YOU'LL FIND
THE RIGHT GUY SOMEDAY.
243
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,337
- AT MY AGE, IT BETTER BE
SOME DAY SOON.
244
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,074
- I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT CRAP
ABOUT "AT YOUR AGE."
245
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,476
EMMETT FELL
FOR GEORGE, RIGHT?
246
00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:50,944
WHICH ONLY PROVES
THAT LOVE IS POSSIBLE
247
00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,880
NO MATTER HOW OLD YOU ARE.
248
00:11:52,913 --> 00:11:54,381
- SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
249
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:57,350
- I DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE.
250
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,419
NOR DO I NEED ONE
251
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:02,923
'CAUSE SOMEONE ASKED ME OUT
TODAY.
252
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,425
- YOU?
- YES, ME.
253
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:09,162
- I MEAN, WHAT I MEAN IS,
YOU LIVE WITH FAGS.
254
00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:10,798
YOU WORK WITH FAGS.
255
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,966
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A STRAIGHT MAN
IN YEARS.
256
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,503
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU CALL
THAT DETECTIVE?
257
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,371
- THE ONE INVESTIGATING
THE MURDER.
258
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,973
HE ASKED YOU.
259
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:25,045
- NONE OTHER.
- HOLY SHIT!
260
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,413
SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING?
261
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,281
- I'M NOT.
262
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,850
- YOU TURNED HIM DOWN?
263
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,284
- HE'S NOT MY TYPE.
264
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,153
- HE'S ALIVE,
AND HE'S GOT A DICK.
265
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,888
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?
266
00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,389
- SOMEONE WHO'S NOT
A HOMOPHOBE.
267
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,358
- BECAUSE HE MADE
A COUPLE OF CRACKS?
268
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,560
THAT DOESN'T MEAN
HE'S A FAG HATER.
269
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,964
IT JUST MEANS HE NEEDS...
ENLIGHTENING.
270
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,198
- SO YOU GO OUT WITH HIM.
271
00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:48,301
- YOU'RE MORE HIS TYPE.
272
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:50,203
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN
SINCE YOU WENT ON A DATE?
273
00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,807
- HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW?
274
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,809
1992.
275
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:59,112
- MUST BE SO RUSTY
IT SQUEAKS.
276
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,414
- I'VE BEEN BUSY.
- DOING WHAT?
277
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,516
- TAKING CARE OF YOU.
278
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,920
- SO WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE NOW?
279
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,022
- I ALREADY TURNED HIM DOWN.
280
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:11,558
- YOU'RE A WOMAN.
281
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,460
SOMEWHAT OUT OF PRACTICE,
BUT NONETHELESS,
282
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:17,497
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CHANGE
YOUR MIND.
283
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,937
WELL, GO ON.
284
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:28,175
JUST SAY YES.
285
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,477
COME ON.
286
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,252
- HARDER!
287
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,321
- PUSH.
- YES.
288
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:45,225
YES!
[groaning]
289
00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:48,561
WHEW! DIDN'T THINK I'D GET
ALL THAT IN THERE.
290
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,931
- WELL, THAT'S THAT.
291
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,967
- YEAH.
AND NOW THAT I AM GONE,
292
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:56,303
YOU AND BEN WILL HAVE THE PLACE
ALL TO YOURSELVES,
293
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,071
SO YOU CAN HUMP AND BUMP
294
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,941
AND MAKE MAD,
PASSIONATE LOVE
295
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,342
AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
296
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,211
WITHOUT ME LISTENING
THROUGH THE WALLS.
297
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:05,478
[chuckling]
298
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:08,048
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
MAYBE I'LL STAY.
299
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:11,618
[car horn honking]
300
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:14,587
- TOO LATE.
THAT'S THE LIMO.
301
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:23,330
- COME ON UP, GEORGIE.
[giggling]
302
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,199
GOD, GOT TO REMEMBER
NOT TO ACT LIKE A SHOPGIRL.
303
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,969
DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS HIM
WORLDWIDE.
304
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,904
- WHY WOULD YOU
EMBARRASS HIM?
305
00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:32,906
- WELL, BACK IN HAZLEHURST,
306
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,342
GEORGE IS WHAT WE USED
TO CALL REFINED,
307
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,045
AND I AM WHAT WE USED
TO CALL A PIECE OF TRASH.
308
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,281
SOMEONE LIKE HIM WOULD NEVER
ASSOCIATE WITH THE LIKES OF ME.
309
00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,650
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT
IN HAZLEHURST ANYMORE,
310
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,919
AND GEORGE
DOESN'T FEEL THAT WAY.
311
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:48,555
- I KNOW.
312
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:53,961
IT'S JUST
MORE THAN I EVER DREAMED.
313
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,129
- YOU DESERVE
A FABULOUS LIFE, EM.
314
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,265
AS FABULOUS AS YOU.
315
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,267
- [chuckles]
[knock at door]
316
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:04,271
OOP.
317
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:09,042
WELL, HELLO, DREAM DATE.
318
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,543
- YOU ALL PACKED?
- YEAH.
319
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,545
- OH, WOW!
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
320
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,147
IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU HAVEN'T PACKED?
321
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:18,318
[chuckling]
322
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,955
- HAVE A GREAT TRIP.
- AH, THANKS, MICHAEL.
323
00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:25,592
- I'LL TAKE THAT, SIR.
324
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:30,363
- WELL, I GUESS
THIS IS IT.
325
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,565
UM, MAKE SURE YOU TELL
THE ASSHOLE SUPER
326
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,602
TO FIX THE RADIATOR.
327
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:40,173
LAST WINTER WE HAD TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM IN PARKAS.
328
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:43,643
OH, AND MAKE SURE HE REPAINTS
IN THE SPRING.
329
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:45,445
ALTHOUGH HE'S ONLY BEEN
PROMISING FOR, LIKE,
330
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:50,150
TWO YEARS.
331
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,519
OKAY.
332
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,189
MM, I'M...
333
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:59,459
REALLY GOING TO MISS YOU.
334
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,061
- YOU KNOW, I HATE
TO INTERRUPT THIS,
335
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:05,498
BUT WE GOT
A PLANE TO CATCH.
336
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,468
- I'LL--
I'LL SEND YOU POSTCARDS
337
00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:09,636
FROM RIO AND...
338
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,472
POSITANO AND, UH, OH!
AH, BEIJING.
339
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,606
OH.
[chuckling]
340
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,043
OKAY, BYE.
- BYE.
341
00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,377
- IT'S JUST FOR THE WEEKEND
342
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,246
SO THAT I CAN FINISH
A PROJECT.
343
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,480
- MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
SOMETHING.
344
00:16:20,513 --> 00:16:23,116
THIS ISN'T A PARTY.
THIS IS A BUSINESS.
345
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,417
I NEED TO BE ABLE
TO DEPEND ON MY EMPLOYEES
346
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,619
TO SHOW UP ON TIME,
DO THEIR JOB.
347
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,290
- IF I DON'T, MY PROFESSOR SAID
HE'S GOING TO FAIL ME.
348
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,725
- I FEEL FOR YOU, KIDDO,
I REALLY DO.
349
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:37,097
- RIGHT.
350
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,365
- I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
351
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,767
JUST THIS ONCE,
I'LL LET YOU OFF.
352
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,237
- OH, THANKS, SAP--
GARY.
353
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:47,107
- BUT...
354
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:51,111
I WANT YOU TO DO ME
A LITTLE FAVOR.
355
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,114
[alternative music]
356
00:16:54,147 --> 00:17:02,155
*
357
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:12,365
- THAT'S NOT BAD.
358
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:16,136
- THANKS.
- MAYBE WE'LL EVEN HANG IT.
359
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,537
- REALLY?
360
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,807
- THEN YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY
YOU'RE HUNG.
361
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,077
- I ALREADY DO.
362
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,645
- SO HOW DID YOU GET
THE NIGHT OFF?
363
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:26,846
- [clears throat]
I TOLD THE BOSS
364
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,415
I HAD TO FINISH A PROJECT.
365
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,451
- THAT WAS EASY.
- MM-HMM.
366
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,687
I TOLD YOU
I COULD HANDLE IT.
367
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:39,459
OW.
- SMART ASS.
368
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,762
- IN FACT, HE SAID I COULD HAVE
THE WHOLE WEEKEND IF I JUST WENT
369
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,597
TO SOME AFTER-HOURS PARTY
AT HIS HOUSE.
370
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,167
- FOR WHAT?
371
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:51,304
- HE WANTS SOME PRETTY BOYS
THERE FOR DECORATION.
372
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,640
- WHO ELSE IS GOING TO BE THERE?
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
373
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,308
HIS FRIENDS.
374
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,210
- I CAN IMAGINE
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS HE HAS.
375
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,146
AND I CAN GUESS
WHAT KIND OF PARTY HE'S HAVING.
376
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,713
THAT GUY'S A FUCKING SLEAZE.
377
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,450
- YOU DON'T KNOW HIM.
378
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,452
- [scoffs]
379
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:09,522
I KNOW HOW YOU GOT
TO DANCE ON THE BAR.
380
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,324
- I LET HIM BLOW ME.
381
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,227
BIG DEAL.
382
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,166
- I'LL GIVE YOU $5,000.
383
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,534
- WHAT FOR?
384
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,637
- THAT DRAWING.
385
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:29,276
- IT'S NOT FOR SALE.
386
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:33,146
- NO.
JUST YOU.
387
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,617
- WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
388
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,718
- OH, DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES.
389
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,920
I'M STILL PUTTING ON
YOUR MASCARA.
390
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,256
- I DON'T KNOW
WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT.
391
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,792
HORVATH KNOWS
WHAT I LOOK LIKE.
392
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,560
- IT'S NOT FOR HORVATH.
393
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,229
- IT'S FOR YOU.
394
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,298
- WELL, I KNOW
WHAT I LOOK LIKE TOO.
395
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:55,134
- OKAY, READY?
OPEN UP.
396
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,906
- HOLY SHIT.
397
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,744
I LOOK NICE.
398
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,479
- NICER THAN NICE.
399
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:10,283
YOU LOOK LIKE
A PRINCESS.
400
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,352
- WELL, IT'S BETTER THAN LOOKING
LIKE THE QUEEN MOTHER.
401
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,353
[laughter]
402
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,621
[doorbell chimes]
403
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,723
- AHH.
- OH, CHRIST.
404
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,659
IT MUST BE HIM.
- DON'T BE NERVOUS.
405
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,728
- I'M NOT NERVOUS.
406
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:24,497
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL.
407
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,966
- OH, HEY, THE FRONT DOOR
IS THAT WAY.
408
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,370
- OH, YEAH.
OKAY.
409
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:41,714
HI.
410
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:45,552
- YOU LOOK--
YOU LOOK--
411
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,954
- ARE THE WORDS YOU'RE SEARCHING
FOR "LIKE A PRINCESS"?
412
00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,889
- I WAS GOING TO SAY
"NOT BAD."
413
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,559
- THAT'LL DO.
414
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,626
OH, COME ON IN.
415
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,429
- THANKS.
416
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,730
- UM, THIS IS LINDSAY
417
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,299
AND MELANIE.
- HI.
418
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,701
THEY'RE LESBIANS.
- THAT'S NICE.
419
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:04,971
- AND THIS IS DETECTIVE HORVATH.
- CARL.
420
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,440
- HEY, CARL.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
421
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:10,677
- WELL, WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.
HAVE FUN.
422
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,547
- YEAH, HAVE A NICE NIGHT--
EVENING.
423
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:18,618
- BYE.
424
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,520
- YEAH, BEN'S STILL WORKING
ON HIS BOOK,
425
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,954
SO I FIGURED
I'D COME DOWN HERE,
426
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:23,556
HAVE DINNER
WITH YOU AND MOM,
427
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:25,958
TRY A LITTLE DIPLOMACY.
428
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,960
- WELL, IF YOU MEAN
ABOUT YOU AND HIM, FORGET IT.
429
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,730
SHE'S DUG HER HIGH HEELS IN,
AND SHE'S NOT BUDGING.
430
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:33,866
- IT'S STILL WORTH A TRY.
- NOT TONIGHT.
431
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,035
SHE'S GOT A DATE.
432
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,871
[chuckling]
433
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,507
- WITH A MAN?
434
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,042
- OF COURSE WITH A MAN.
435
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,345
WHY SHOULD SHE BE
ANY DIFFERENT FROM US?
436
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,580
- LESBIANS, HUH?
- YOU GET THE HANG OF IT.
437
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,816
- WAIT, IS THAT HIM?
THAT DETECTIVE?
438
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,884
- I ALWAYS THOUGHT DETECTIVES
WERE SEXY.
439
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,387
HERCULE POIROT
WITH THAT LITTLE MUSTACHE.
440
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,489
COLUMBO
IN THAT RUMPLED TRENCH COAT.
441
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:59,025
- I THOUGHT SHE SAID
HE WAS A REAL HOMOPHOBE.
442
00:20:59,058 --> 00:20:59,826
- HI, SWEETHEART.
443
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,629
CARL, YOU REMEMBER
MY SON MICHAEL.
444
00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:03,963
- SURE.
- AND MY BROTHER VIC.
445
00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,898
- VIC.
- HI.
446
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,900
- MIKE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
447
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,769
- FINE.
448
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,004
- WELL, WE'RE OFF.
449
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,375
- ALLOW ME.
450
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,044
- THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
451
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:23,350
- THERE YOU GO.
452
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:24,817
[engine turns over]
453
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,492
- HERE IS YOUR CUP OF TEA.
454
00:21:32,525 --> 00:21:34,527
- I'LL HAVE SOME
OF THE BRIE,
455
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:38,531
PLEASE, AND, OH,
THE--THE TARTE AU CHOCOLAT,
456
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:40,833
AND--AND THE CREME BRULEE.
457
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:42,469
[giggling]
458
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,671
AND DON'T BE STINGY
WITH THE CHAMPAGNE.
459
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:48,541
- YOU'VE BEEN EATING
SINCE WE TOOK OFF.
460
00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,677
- WELL, IT'S MY FIRST TIME
IN FIRST CLASS.
461
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:53,380
I-I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET
YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.
462
00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:55,782
[laughter]
463
00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,690
LISTEN.
464
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,792
- WHAT?
- IF YOU'RE VERY QUIET,
465
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:08,695
YOU CAN ALMOST HEAR THEM MOO.
466
00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:11,097
- WHO?
- THE CATTLE IN COACH.
467
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,132
- OH.
- I KNOW.
468
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,801
I USED TO BE
ONE OF THE HERD.
469
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,903
BUT NOW I AM FINALLY ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CURTAIN,
470
00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,839
AND IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
471
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:21,441
- WELL, FROM NOW ON,
I HOPE THE WORLD
472
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,576
WILL BE A WHOLE NEW WORLD.
473
00:22:23,610 --> 00:22:24,944
- HMM.
474
00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,779
IT WILL BE...
475
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,382
'CAUSE I'M WITH YOU.
476
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,883
- WOULD YOU FIND IT
TERRIBLY TEDIOUS
477
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:33,586
IF I TOLD YOU
HOW MARVELOUS YOU ARE?
478
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,987
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME?
479
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:38,858
- I WILL TRY
TO ENDURE IT.
480
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:43,730
- I TELL YOU, EMMETT, NO ONE'S
EVER GIVEN ME SUCH PLEASURE.
481
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,666
I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO MAKE LOVE
AT EVERY DESTINATION.
482
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,568
- MM.
483
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:50,770
- YEAH, AT MACHU PICCHU.
484
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:53,540
IN A GONDOLA IN VENICE.
485
00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:55,608
ON THE GREAT WALL
OF CHINA.
486
00:22:55,642 --> 00:23:00,913
- I WONDER IF THERE'S
A 3,000-YEAR-OLD GLORY HOLE.
487
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:04,917
- I WISH WE COULD DO IT
RIGHT NOW.
488
00:23:04,951 --> 00:23:07,720
- WHY NOT?
489
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:10,657
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD
OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB?
490
00:23:10,690 --> 00:23:13,893
HONEY, IT'S WHY WILBUR
AND ORVILLE INVENTED AVIATION.
491
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,496
YOU GO
IN THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM FIRST.
492
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:18,498
THEN WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING,
493
00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:20,767
I SLIP IN AND...
494
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,135
[whispering inaudibly]
495
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:31,511
- OKAY.
- MM-HMM.
496
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,209
[lock clicks]
497
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:04,243
- * SURELY IT WAS FATE
498
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,978
- I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU HAD CHILDREN.
499
00:24:06,012 --> 00:24:08,080
- YEAH, TWO.
500
00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,816
MY SON, CARL JR.
501
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:13,019
HE'S IN THE AIR FORCE,
STATIONED IN GERMANY.
502
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:14,186
HE'S GOT
A COUPLE OF LITTLE ONES.
503
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,923
- VERY NICE.
504
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,959
- MY DAUGHTER VICKI.
505
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,261
NAMED AFTER HER MOM,
GOD REST HER SOUL.
506
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,930
SHE'S IN SALT LAKE.
507
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:25,765
SHE'S A MUSIC TEACHER.
508
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,166
- MARRIED?
509
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,502
- UH-HUH.
TO A BLACK GUY.
510
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:32,839
- OH.
- DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA.
511
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,173
- DID YOU HEAR ME
SAY A WORD?
512
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,743
- HE'S NICE ENOUGH.
513
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,178
HE'S A LAWYER.
SUCCESSFUL.
514
00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:40,813
- BUT YOU DON'T LIKE IT.
515
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:43,249
- WELL, I'M WORKING ON IT.
516
00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:45,217
- BIG OF YOU.
517
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:47,587
- YOU GOT ENOUGH THERE?
- MM-HMM.
518
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:49,822
PLENTY.
519
00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,223
- I JUST DON'T GET
WHY SHE'D WANT TO GO MAKE
520
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,126
HER LIFE MORE DIFFICULT.
521
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:56,162
I TRIED TALKING
TO HER, BUT...
522
00:24:56,195 --> 00:24:58,064
- YEAH, WELL, YOU CAN'T DICTATE
TO YOUR KIDS
523
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:00,967
ABOUT HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIFE
OR WHO TO LOVE.
524
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:04,170
AND THE MORE YOU DO,
THE WORSE IT GETS.
525
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,138
- SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE TALKING
526
00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,876
FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HERE.
527
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,713
- MY SON'S SEEING SOMEBODY
WHO'S HIV-POSITIVE.
528
00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:15,948
- HOLY SHIT.
529
00:25:15,982 --> 00:25:18,985
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
530
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,754
BUT TRY TALKING TO HIM,
AND HE'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF.
531
00:25:21,788 --> 00:25:25,625
- WELL, I GUESS
IT'S LIKE YOU SAY...
532
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,827
IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.
533
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,997
WE'RE JUST THE POOR SUCKERS
WHO BROUGHT THEM INTO THE WORLD.
534
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,566
I WORRY FOR HER, THOUGH.
535
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,635
FOR THE KIDS
THEY MIGHT HAVE.
536
00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:36,869
HMM.
537
00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,038
- I WORRY TOO...
538
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,340
FOR MY KID'S LIFE.
539
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,909
SO I'M AN OGRE.
540
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:46,012
- A DAMN PRETTY ONE.
541
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:48,715
- DON'T TRY
TO SWEET-TALK ME.
542
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,951
- WHAT?
CAN'T YOU TAKE A COMPLIMENT?
543
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,185
- IT'S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I'VE HAD ONE,
544
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,654
I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO WITH IT.
545
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,723
- YOU SAVOR IT,
LIKE THIS.
546
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,290
- * AGAIN
547
00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,226
* ON THE OTHER SIDE
548
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,861
*
549
00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:04,363
* ON THE OTHER SIDE
550
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:08,134
- ALL RIGHT, CHEERS.
551
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,237
- [chuckling]
552
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,842
- [panting]
553
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:17,944
- AH, IT'S PRETTY TIGHT
IN HERE.
554
00:26:17,977 --> 00:26:19,979
- THANK YOU.
555
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:30,056
[P.A. chimes]
556
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,223
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
557
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:32,692
WE'RE EXPERIENCING
A LITTLE TURBULENCE.
558
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,093
- THEM TOO?
559
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,962
- THE CAPTAIN HAS TURNED
ON THE OVERHEAD SEAT BELT SIGN
560
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:38,364
AND REQUESTS THAT YOU
PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR SEAT.
561
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:40,933
- SORRY, MY SEAT'S TAKEN.
562
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:43,903
- [groaning]
563
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:46,238
- [shushes]
564
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,876
WE DON'T WANT THE STEWARD
HEARING AND BURSTING IN,
565
00:26:49,909 --> 00:26:51,110
ALTHOUGH HE WAS
KIND OF CUTE.
566
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:55,281
- [moaning]
567
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:04,056
- THAT SOUNDED LIKE
A GOOD ONE.
568
00:27:07,059 --> 00:27:10,897
YOU ALL RIGHT, GEORGE?
569
00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,631
GEORGE?
570
00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:20,006
GEORGE?
571
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:23,175
OH, MY GOD.
GEOR...
572
00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:26,412
OH, MY GOD.
573
00:27:26,445 --> 00:27:28,314
GEOR--
GEORGE, ARE YOU--
574
00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:29,782
OH, MY GOD.
575
00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,885
[muttering]
576
00:27:38,457 --> 00:27:42,461
SOMEBODY HELP US!
[whimpering]
577
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,030
GEORGE...
GOD.
578
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:45,732
SOMEBODY...
[banging on door]
579
00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,999
SOMEBODY!
580
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,135
SOMEBODY HELP US, PLEASE!
581
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,337
GOD.
582
00:28:02,181 --> 00:28:03,916
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
583
00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,185
YOU WAITING UP FOR ME?
584
00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:07,353
- IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT.
585
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:10,056
- GONNA GROUND ME?
586
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:11,190
- YOU'RE DRUNK.
587
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,359
- I'VE HAD A COUPLE
OF GLASSES OF WINE
588
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,295
AND A VERY NICE TIME,
IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED.
589
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,164
- WITH THAT HOMOPHOBIC PRICK?
590
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,933
- HE'S NOT
A HOMOPHOBIC PRICK.
591
00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:23,069
- OKAY,
SO NOW WHAT IS HE?
592
00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:26,238
- HE'S A 55-YEAR-OLD
STRAIGHT GUY
593
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,341
WITH 55-YEAR-OLD
STRAIGHT GUY ATTITUDES
594
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,143
WHO NEEDS HIS EYES OPENED.
595
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:32,745
- HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.
596
00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,346
FOR A FREE MEAL
AND A LITTLE ATTENTION,
597
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,515
YOU'RE WILLING TO OVERLOOK
EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IN?
598
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,918
- YOU DON'T KNOW HIM,
MICHAEL.
599
00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:41,220
- NEITHER DO YOU.
- WELL, I'D LIKE TO.
600
00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:42,521
AND IF YOU DON'T APPROVE,
601
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,156
THEN I SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW
YOUR OWN ADVICE
602
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,358
WHEN I SAID I DIDN'T WANT YOU
SEEING BEN,
603
00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:51,430
AND MIND
YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.
604
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:54,233
YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT TRY
REMEMBERING ALL THE YEARS
605
00:28:54,266 --> 00:28:56,502
THAT I RAISED YOU AND LOOKED
AFTER YOUR UNCLE VIC
606
00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,938
WITHOUT EVER TAKING A MINUTE
FOR MYSELF.
607
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:00,339
AND NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME
608
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:03,242
A GUY ASKS ME OUT
609
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:06,012
IN I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
HOW LONG,
610
00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:08,080
AND YOU HAVE A PROBLEM,
611
00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,016
INSTEAD OF BEING HAPPY
FOR ME.
612
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:11,517
- WHAT, HAPPY YOU'RE
SO FUCKING DESPERATE
613
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:13,853
YOU'LL GO OUT WITH ANYONE?
614
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,236
- * PIGS IN A BLANKET
615
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,438
* WITH BIG CYCLOPS
616
00:29:32,471 --> 00:29:35,541
* CHICKENS ARE HOPPIN'
617
00:29:35,574 --> 00:29:37,143
* THE FOX IS
IN THE BARN *
618
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:39,879
* NO RHYME OR REASON
619
00:29:39,912 --> 00:29:43,415
- SAVE SOME FOR OTHER--
both: DON'T WORRY.
620
00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:46,886
- * EVERYTHING IS CRAZY
ON ANIMAL FARM *
621
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,089
* KICK IT
622
00:29:50,122 --> 00:29:52,458
*
623
00:29:52,491 --> 00:29:56,262
[laughter]
624
00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,396
- HI, GUY.
625
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:59,398
- * CHANGE ALL THE LAWS
626
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:02,168
* CHANGE ALL THE RULES
627
00:30:02,201 --> 00:30:04,270
* IF NOBODY'S WATCHIN'
628
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,538
- COOL PLACE, HUH?
- YEAH.
629
00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:09,441
COOL.
630
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:11,477
- * OR TOO COOL TO BE COOL
631
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,612
* IT'S ALL IN THE WILD
632
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,315
* ON ANIMAL FARM
633
00:30:16,348 --> 00:30:18,951
* DISORDER AND CHAOS
634
00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:22,021
* DISORDER
AND CHAOS *
635
00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:23,956
* DISORDER AND CHAOS
- [chuckles]
636
00:30:23,990 --> 00:30:26,926
- * ON ANIMAL FARM
637
00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:28,594
- WANT SOME?
638
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:29,996
- NO, THANKS.
639
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:34,934
- COME ON.
LOOSEN UP, RELAX.
640
00:30:39,238 --> 00:30:40,406
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
YOUR SHIRT OFF?
641
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:42,474
- WHAT FOR?
642
00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:45,444
- IT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE,
REMEMBER?
643
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,646
- DECORATION.
644
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,282
- THAT WAS THE DEAL.
645
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,124
THAT'S BETTER.
646
00:30:58,157 --> 00:31:01,493
- OUR LITTLE FRIEND HERE LOOKS
LIKE HE COULD USE A DRINK.
647
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,096
WHY DON'T WE OFFER HIM
SOMETHING?
648
00:31:04,130 --> 00:31:07,066
- LATER.
649
00:31:07,099 --> 00:31:09,268
- [chuckles]
650
00:31:12,171 --> 00:31:14,106
- [inhales]
651
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:17,944
GO AHEAD.
IT'S GREAT SHIT.
652
00:31:32,691 --> 00:31:36,262
- OH, WHAT'S THE MATTER,
A LITTLE TOO STRONG?
653
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,997
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
654
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:41,934
YEAH.
- NICE.
655
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:46,138
- BEAUTIFUL BODY.
656
00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:50,176
- I MEAN,
MICHAEL'S GOT BEN.
657
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:54,080
YOU'VE GOT JUSTIN.
658
00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:56,983
EVEN EMMETT HAS GEORGE,
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
659
00:31:57,016 --> 00:32:01,087
HOW COME EVERYBODY'S
GOT SOMEONE EXCEPT ME?
660
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,488
- THE REASON YOU DON'T HAVE
A BOYFRIEND
661
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:05,024
IS BECAUSE YOU
DON'T WANT ONE.
662
00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,059
- I DON'T?
663
00:32:07,093 --> 00:32:08,961
- IF YOU HAD ONE,
IT WOULD CHALLENGE
664
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,563
THE WELL-ESTABLISHED OPINION
YOU HAVE OF YOURSELF
665
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,400
AS A WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
THAT NOBODY WANTS.
666
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:18,204
THEREFORE, YOU GO AFTER GUYS
YOU KNOW WILL REJECT YOU.
667
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:19,238
THEN YOU STAND AROUND HERE
668
00:32:19,271 --> 00:32:22,008
AND BITCH
LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL,
669
00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:25,111
WHEN IN FACT YOU'VE GOTTEN
EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT,
670
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:28,947
MAINLY NOTHING.
671
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,654
- [sniffs]
672
00:32:35,687 --> 00:32:37,089
WELL, THANK YOU,
DR. KINNEY.
673
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:38,557
YOU'VE SAVED ME YEARS
OF THERAPY,
674
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:42,261
NOT TO MENTION
SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS.
675
00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,097
- SHE HIT ME.
MY MOTHER FUCKING HIT ME.
676
00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:46,332
- SHE'S ALWAYS
HITTING YOU.
677
00:32:46,365 --> 00:32:48,000
- THAT'S HOW SHE SHOWS
HER AFFECTION.
678
00:32:48,034 --> 00:32:49,568
- I MEAN FOR REAL.
679
00:32:49,601 --> 00:32:50,769
- WELL, WHAT DID MIKEY DO?
680
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:56,208
- I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
681
00:32:56,242 --> 00:32:59,078
I TOLD HER SHE WAS PATHETIC
FOR DATING THAT FAG-HATING COP.
682
00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,312
- YOU KNOW,
IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP,
683
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,281
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE
HER HONORARY QUEER BUTTON AWAY.
684
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,616
- WHERE ARE HER VALUES?
HER PRINCIPLES?
685
00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,485
- YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
WHEN YOU WANT COCK.
686
00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:09,455
THEY'RE THE FIRST THINGS
TO GO.
687
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,358
COME ON,
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
688
00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:16,428
LITTLE MIKEY'S JEALOUS.
689
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:17,663
LITTLE MIKEY'S
JEALOUS.
690
00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:19,665
- WOULD YOU SHUT
THE FUCK UP?
691
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,768
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
692
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,770
- DO YOU THINK
THEY DID IT?
693
00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,605
DO YOU THINK HE SLIPPED HER
THE BIG GREASER?
694
00:33:26,638 --> 00:33:28,174
- HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?
695
00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:32,311
- IT'S JUST YOUR GARDEN-VARIETY
OEDIPAL THING.
696
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,280
ALL YOUR LIFE,
YOU'VE BEEN HER LITTLE MAN,
697
00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,648
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
SOME BIG, OLD DICK POPS UP,
698
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,785
THREATENS TO TAKE HER AWAY.
699
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:41,253
AND YOU'RE HURT.
700
00:33:41,287 --> 00:33:43,389
YOU'RE ANGRY.
YOU'RE MAD ENOUGH TO KILL.
701
00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,656
- OKAY, ONE MORE WORD
OUT OF YOU
702
00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:47,659
AND I AM THROWING YOU
OUT OF THE CAR, OKAY?
703
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:49,428
EVEN IF IT IS YOURS.
704
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,097
[siren wails]
705
00:33:51,130 --> 00:33:52,131
- SHIT.
706
00:33:52,164 --> 00:33:53,265
- WHAT NOW?
707
00:33:53,299 --> 00:33:55,634
- WE'RE BEING PULLED OVER.
FUCK!
708
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,106
- YOU HAVE ANYTHING
ON YOU?
709
00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:03,675
- YEAH, 16 POUNDS OF COCAINE
AND 24 OUNCES OF HEROIN.
710
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,144
- THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE FUNNY.
711
00:34:05,177 --> 00:34:08,580
- WHO'S BEING FUNNY?
712
00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:25,797
- LICENSE AND REGISTRATION,
SIR.
713
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,310
ARE YOU THE OWNER
OF THE VEHICLE?
714
00:34:38,344 --> 00:34:42,448
- NO. HE IS.
715
00:34:42,481 --> 00:34:45,417
- IT'S A WONDERFUL EVENING,
ISN'T IT, OFFICER?
716
00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:47,319
- ARE YOU AWARE
YOU WERE SPEEDING?
717
00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:50,322
- OH, THAT MUST BE WHY IT FELT
LIKE WE WERE GOING SO FAST.
718
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:51,223
- MICHAEL.
719
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:54,326
- YOU WERE DOING 60
IN A 35-MILE ZONE.
720
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,594
- WOW, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
MATH.
721
00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,429
GIVE THE OFFICER
A JELLY DOUGHNUT.
722
00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,797
- EXCUSE ME, SIR?
723
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,832
- LOOK, DON'T YOU HAVE
ANYTHING USEFUL TO DO,
724
00:35:00,866 --> 00:35:03,335
LIKE ARREST A MURDERER?
725
00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:04,403
- JESUS, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
726
00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,572
- DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH POLICE OFFICERS, SIR?
727
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,607
- ONLY ONES
THAT ARE BOFFING HIS MOTHER.
728
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:11,143
- SHUT UP, ASSHOLE.
729
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:12,744
JUST GIVE ME
THE GODDAMN TICKET.
730
00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,146
- OH, NOW HE'S DONE IT.
731
00:35:14,180 --> 00:35:15,847
- GET OUT OF THE CAR, SIR.
732
00:35:15,881 --> 00:35:18,150
- NOW WE'RE GOING
TO GET ARRESTED.
733
00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,851
- WHAT NOW?
SO YOU CAN WORK ME OVER?
734
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,220
- OH, NOW WE'RE GOING
TO JAIL.
735
00:35:21,253 --> 00:35:22,788
- YOU TOO.
- PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CAR.
736
00:35:22,821 --> 00:35:24,623
- WHAT DID WE DO?
- I SAID OUT.
737
00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:26,658
- AW!
738
00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,294
- OFFICER,
I'D BE MORE THAN HAPPY
739
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:31,630
TO DRIVE
THESE TWO GENTLEMEN HOME.
740
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:36,535
- * RING THE BELLS
IN THE CITY SQUARE *
741
00:35:36,568 --> 00:35:39,205
* WAKE THE TOWN
742
00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:42,241
* TO GATHER THEIR GUNS
743
00:35:42,274 --> 00:35:43,809
- IT'S SHOW TIME.
744
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,845
- * CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
745
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:49,481
* ONLY WE CAN FIGHT
746
00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:53,785
* 'CAUSE THERE'S
NO PLACE TO RUN *
747
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,455
* NO PLACE
748
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:57,756
* NO PLACE
749
00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:03,762
* NO PLACE TO RUN
750
00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:06,732
* STOP THE INVASION
751
00:36:06,765 --> 00:36:08,967
* STOP THE PERSUASION
752
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:14,740
* GET ME THE HELL
OUT OF TOWN *
753
00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:16,242
- HMM.
754
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:17,743
YOU LOOK KIND OF THIRSTY.
- HUH.
755
00:36:17,776 --> 00:36:20,212
- HAVE A SIP.
- THANKS.
756
00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:23,682
- * GET ME THE HELL
OUT OF TOWN *
757
00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,952
- YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
MY PLACE.
758
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:29,955
COME ON,
I'LL SHOW YOU AROUND.
759
00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,630
- * SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE
760
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,832
* MINISTERS OF DOOM
761
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,335
* GIFTS OF CARNAGE
762
00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:46,372
* AND CLOUDS OF DOOM
763
00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:47,673
* WE WATCH AND WAIT
764
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:51,410
* FOR THEIR MISERABLE END
765
00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:54,580
- HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAVING
A GOOD TIME.
766
00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:58,317
- * IT'LL BE THEIR END
767
00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:00,452
- YOU EVER BEEN IN A SLING?
768
00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:01,687
OH, YOU'D LOVE IT.
769
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,723
COME ON, WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE IT A TRY?
770
00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:07,926
- I DON'T--
I DON'T WANT TO.
771
00:37:07,959 --> 00:37:10,596
I DON'T WANT TO.
772
00:37:10,629 --> 00:37:13,465
- * STOP THE PERSUASION
773
00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:14,533
* GET ME THE HELL
OUT OF TOWN *
774
00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:16,468
- COME ON, IT'S JUST...
775
00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:17,903
- I SAID
THAT I DON'T WANT TO!
776
00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:19,538
- [groaning]
777
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,641
- HEY!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING?
778
00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:24,276
- SHIT!
- IDIOT.
779
00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,277
- JESUS CHRIST.
780
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,045
- YOU BROKE ONE
OF MY CAPS.
781
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,414
- GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
- OH, GOD.
782
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:29,515
- FUCKER.
783
00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,317
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH THESE COST ME?
784
00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:33,552
- I GOTTA GO.
- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT.
785
00:37:33,585 --> 00:37:35,887
AND DON'T BOTHER
COMING BACK TO WORK.
786
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,056
- YOU OKAY, GARY?
- [groaning]
787
00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:43,695
[indistinct chatter]
788
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:49,368
- IT APPEARS THE GENTLEMAN
789
00:37:49,401 --> 00:37:51,737
SUFFERED A MASSIVE
MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION,
790
00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:54,072
A HEART ATTACK
791
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,843
BROUGHT ON
BY OVEREXERTION.
792
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:03,915
- WELL...
THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
793
00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:07,553
LUCKY TO HAVE A HEART SPECIALIST
ON BOARD.
794
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:11,523
- ACTUALLY, I'M A DOCTOR
OF ECONOMICS.
795
00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:16,027
BUT THE SAME THING HAPPENED
TO MY UNCLE.
796
00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:18,997
WHAT A WAY TO GO.
797
00:38:29,475 --> 00:38:32,744
- IS THERE ANYTHING
I CAN GET YOU?
798
00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:34,112
- A DRINK.
799
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:38,550
I COULD REALLY USE
A DRINK.
800
00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:39,551
- OVER ICE?
801
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,753
- WON'T BE NECESSARY.
802
00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:43,455
THANKS.
803
00:38:43,489 --> 00:38:45,424
[sniffling]
804
00:38:45,457 --> 00:38:46,792
UM, DO YOU--
805
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,026
DO YOU MIND
IF I STAY UP HERE?
806
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,628
I DON'T WANT
TO LEAVE HIM ALONE.
807
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,096
- MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
808
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,065
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
JUST HOLLER.
809
00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:58,470
I'LL FETCH IT FOR YOU.
810
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:07,813
- HEAR THAT, GEORGE?
811
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:15,387
HE RECOGNIZED ME.
812
00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:16,722
I GUESS--
813
00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:20,492
I GUESS STARDOM
SOMETIMES HAS ITS ADVANTAGES.
814
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:31,136
SO HERE WE ARE, HONEY,
815
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:36,642
FLYING AROUND SOMEWHERE
BETWEEN HEAVEN AND EARTH...
816
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:40,145
LOST IN THE STARS.
817
00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:49,655
- [snoring]
818
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,890
- I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.
819
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,125
- I KNOW, I FUCKED UP.
820
00:39:54,159 --> 00:39:56,528
- I DON'T MEAN THAT.
821
00:39:56,562 --> 00:39:58,764
ALL THE PORNO FLICKS I'VE SEEN
THAT TAKE PLACE IN PRISON
822
00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:00,098
ALWAYS SHOW
THESE HOT CRIMINAL TYPES
823
00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:02,167
IN HEAVY MAN-ON-MAN ACTION.
824
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,802
NOTHING LIKE THIS.
825
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:07,172
- YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR EITHER.
826
00:40:08,874 --> 00:40:10,809
- [clears throat]
827
00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,544
YOU KNOW, I WONDER WHO I HAVE
TO BLOW AROUND HERE
828
00:40:12,578 --> 00:40:14,212
TO GET A TRIPLE NONFAT LATTE?
829
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:18,584
[door buzzes]
830
00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,951
IF YOU SAY SO.
831
00:40:19,985 --> 00:40:22,954
- OKAY, GENTLEMEN.
832
00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:24,956
FREE TO GO.
833
00:40:28,226 --> 00:40:29,995
- THANK YOU, SIR.
THANK YOU.
834
00:40:30,028 --> 00:40:32,130
- YOU KNOW,
YOUR HOUSEKEEPING STAFF
835
00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:34,833
DESERVES A THRASHING.
836
00:40:37,536 --> 00:40:39,471
- A WORD?
837
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,011
IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM,
TALK TO ME ABOUT IT
838
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,213
INSTEAD OF TAKING IT OUT ON
THE OFFICER WHO PULLED YOU OVER.
839
00:40:48,246 --> 00:40:50,015
- YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT,
AND I WANT YOU
840
00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:53,485
TO STAY AWAY
FROM MY MOTHER.
841
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,020
- THANKS FOR BEING FORTHRIGHT.
842
00:40:55,053 --> 00:40:58,724
MAY I BE THE SAME?
843
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:00,959
I DON'T HATE GAYS.
844
00:41:00,992 --> 00:41:03,729
I JUST DON'T GET IT.
845
00:41:03,762 --> 00:41:05,263
BUT THEN YOU COULD SAY
THE SAME THING ABOUT ME,
846
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:06,632
SO WE'RE EVEN.
847
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,934
AS FOR YOUR MOTHER,
848
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,202
SHE'S A VERY NICE LADY.
849
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,572
BIG HEART,
BIG PERSONALITY, BIG MOUTH.
850
00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:15,741
CALL ME CRAZY,
BUT I LIKE THAT.
851
00:41:15,774 --> 00:41:20,245
AND SHE SURE AS HELL
LOVES YOU.
852
00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:24,683
GO PAY YOUR SPEEDING TICKET
AT THE FRONT DESK.
853
00:41:24,716 --> 00:41:26,985
THERE'LL BE NO RECORD
OF YOUR NIGHT IN THE SLAMMER
854
00:41:27,018 --> 00:41:29,054
FOR YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS.
855
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:45,904
- THANKS.
856
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:59,818
MOTHER?
MOM?
857
00:41:59,851 --> 00:42:00,819
- YES?
858
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,088
- CAN WE ORDER, PLEASE?
859
00:42:03,121 --> 00:42:04,289
- YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
860
00:42:04,322 --> 00:42:07,092
- THANK YOU.
861
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,293
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?
862
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,762
- TWO EGGS OVER EASY,
BACON, RAISIN TOAST,
863
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:14,065
AND TO SAY I'M SORRY.
864
00:42:14,099 --> 00:42:16,568
- HOW ABOUT YOU?
865
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,970
- UH, WHEATIES.
866
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,975
- MOM, DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?
867
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:27,012
- TWO EGGS OVER EASY,
BACON, RAISIN TOAST.
868
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,214
- I MEANT THE SORRY PART.
I SAID I'M SORRY.
869
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,717
- LIKE YOU WERE ORDERING
SOMETHING OFF A MENU.
870
00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:33,251
AND YOU EXPECT ME
TO SERVE YOU UP
871
00:42:33,284 --> 00:42:36,321
A NICE PLATE
OF FORGIVENESS.
872
00:42:36,354 --> 00:42:40,792
JUST LIKE THAT.
873
00:42:40,826 --> 00:42:43,228
- I THINK I SHOULD LEAVE
AND LET YOU TWO WORK THIS OUT.
874
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,597
- STAY.
875
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:52,070
I HAD NO RIGHT TO JUDGE
DETECTIVE HORVATH
876
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:53,939
WITHOUT KNOWING HIM.
877
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:59,210
AND I HAD NO RIGHT SAYING
THE THINGS TO YOU THAT I SAID.
878
00:42:59,244 --> 00:43:02,080
YOU'RE ENTITLED TO DATE
WHOEVER YOU WANT.
879
00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:04,382
- YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
I AM.
880
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,653
- RIGHT.
881
00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:10,221
BUT THEN SO AM I.
882
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:27,739
- YOUR CEREAL'S
COMING RIGHT UP, BEN.
883
00:43:29,975 --> 00:43:31,843
- THANK YOU.
884
00:44:01,740 --> 00:44:04,375
- WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOU LAST NIGHT?
885
00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:07,178
- DON'T ASK.
886
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,849
- WE HAVE AN ARRANGEMENT.
887
00:44:10,882 --> 00:44:15,787
- HOME BY 3:00, OR MY BALLS
TURN INTO PUMPKINS.
888
00:44:15,821 --> 00:44:18,790
BELIEVE ME,
YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING.
889
00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:25,797
HOW WAS THE PARTY?
890
00:44:25,831 --> 00:44:28,166
- OH, INCREDIBLY TEDIOUS.
891
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:29,801
I LEFT EARLY.
892
00:44:29,835 --> 00:44:32,938
- BET THE SAP
DIDN'T LIKE THAT.
893
00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:35,774
- FUCK THE SAP.
894
00:44:35,807 --> 00:44:38,076
ANYWAY...
895
00:44:38,109 --> 00:44:40,912
I QUIT.
896
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:43,581
I DECIDED THAT
897
00:44:43,614 --> 00:44:46,718
WORKING ALL NIGHT AND GOING
TO SCHOOL DURING THE DAY
898
00:44:46,752 --> 00:44:51,222
WAS COUNTERPRODUCTIVE
TO MY GOALS.
899
00:44:51,256 --> 00:44:53,191
I NEED TO PRIORITIZE,
900
00:44:53,224 --> 00:44:55,961
CONCENTRATE ON MY ART.
901
00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:58,296
SO...
902
00:44:58,329 --> 00:45:00,732
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP
ON YOUR OFFER...
903
00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:05,070
IF IT STILL STANDS.
904
00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:09,875
- IT STILL STANDS.
905
00:45:09,908 --> 00:45:13,779
- WE'LL NEED TO DISCUSS
THE TERMS OF THE LOAN,
906
00:45:13,812 --> 00:45:17,482
INTEREST,
REPAYMENT SCHEDULE.
907
00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:21,086
AND WE SHOULD HAVE SOMETHING
IN WRITING.
908
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:24,189
- OF COURSE.
- MM-HMM.
909
00:45:29,795 --> 00:45:33,832
- SO WHAT MADE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
910
00:45:33,865 --> 00:45:36,835
- A MAN NEEDS TO KNOW
WHEN TO ASK FOR HELP.
911
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:12,337
[dance music]
912
00:46:12,370 --> 00:46:16,842
- * SHOW ME
913
00:46:16,875 --> 00:46:19,244
*
914
00:46:19,277 --> 00:46:23,381
* YOU GOTTA SHOW ME
915
00:46:23,414 --> 00:46:26,084
*
916
00:46:26,117 --> 00:46:29,087
* YOU GOTTA SHOW ME
917
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,489
* SHOW, SHOW, SHOW,
SHOW, SHOW *
918
00:46:31,522 --> 00:46:33,358
* SHOW ME
919
00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:41,332
*
920
00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:02,553
* UH-HUH, YEAH
921
00:47:02,587 --> 00:47:06,624
*
922
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:10,195
* OH, YEAH
923
00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:14,966
*
924
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,469
* THERE'S JUST ONE THING
925
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:21,907
* IF YOU WANT TO GET ME
926
00:47:21,940 --> 00:47:25,010
* SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
927
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,946
* MEAN WHAT YOU SAY
928
00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:30,015
* I SAY TALK,
TALK *
929
00:47:30,048 --> 00:47:31,382
* IS CHEAP
930
00:47:31,416 --> 00:47:34,519
* SO JUST SHOW ME
931
00:47:34,552 --> 00:47:36,654
* I SAY TALK,
TALK *
932
00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,356
* IS CHEAP
933
00:47:38,389 --> 00:47:42,527
* SO JUST SHOW ME
934
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,630
* NOT MUCH ELSE TO SAY
935
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:49,600
* SO MANY WASTED WORDS
936
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:53,371
* YOU CAN SAVE YOUR BREATH
937
00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,107
* I'VE BEEN TALKED TO DEATH
938
00:47:56,141 --> 00:47:58,143
* I SAY TALK, TALK
939
00:47:58,176 --> 00:47:59,477
* IS CHEAP
940
00:47:59,510 --> 00:48:00,578
* SO JUST SHOW ME
941
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:03,114
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
SHOW ME, SHOW ME *
942
00:48:03,148 --> 00:48:05,250
* SHOW ME,
I SAY TALK, TALK *
943
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:07,953
* IS CHEAP,
SO JUST SHOW ME *
944
00:48:07,986 --> 00:48:10,088
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
SHOW ME, SHOW ME *
945
00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,356
* SHOW ME,
JUST SHOW ME *
946
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,291
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME
947
00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:15,126
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
JUST SHOW ME *
948
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,561
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME
949
00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:19,064
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
JUST SHOW ME *
950
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,266
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME *
951
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:23,134
* JUST SHOW ME,
SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME *
952
00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:25,003
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME
953
00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:28,106
*
954
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:32,343
* SHOW, SHOW, SHOW, SHOW
955
00:48:32,377 --> 00:48:35,013
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
JUST SHOW ME *
956
00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,014
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME
957
00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:39,517
*
958
00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,419
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME, SHOW ME,
JUST SHOW ME *
959
00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:43,188
* SHOW ME, SHOW ME
960
00:48:43,221 --> 00:48:46,391
*
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