All language subtitles for Love Shagun 2016 WebRip 720p

Salutations to Lord Shiva!
Salutations to Lord Shiva!

Salutations to Lord Shiva!
Salutations to Lord Shiva!

Salutations to Lord Shiva!
Salutations to Lord Shiva!

Lord, bless me and
help me achieve success.

Mother, I'm chanting the mantra.

Mother,
I was about to make offering.

(Birds Chirping)

Okay. But,
I've the phone in my right hands.

Hold on.

I still have 40 seconds.

I've offered it.

Here you go. Okay, mom.

(Voice Over) Son, pray as I've instructed
you and only then you'll get married..

..and I'll get a
nice daughter-in-law.

No friend,
we are waiting for JD here.

He'll arrive in a couple of minutes.

No, we are tensed here.

You should've been with us.

After all we are friends.

Listen, JD is here,
I'll talk to you later.

Friend, I hope I'm not late.

No. But at any time
they can call you.

I hope you all will
come inside with me.

It'll give me courage.

Don't worry.

Whatever will happen
will be for your well-being.

Friend, it's a question
of life and death.

(Crying)

Yes friend, you are right.

I've already come dressed.

Who is Jyotiraditya
Dubey amongst you all?

He has the entire solar system here.

It's good, everything is very good.

I can see I can see everything.

You've got good health
and good amount wealth.

It's a question of marriage. Right?

Yes, but how do you know?

It's written in the form.

You've written it. Isn't it?

I was trying to met you
for the past eight months.

The Rahu in the eighth
position is staring at the Ketu.

That too angrily.

So, what do I need to do?

You can do nothing, my son.

Whatever will be done will be
done by your planets. - Planets?

The Rahu in the eighth place ..

.. is staring at Shani
which is in 5th position.

The Shani is looking
at Mangal (Mars).

It is also staring
at you at the same time.

This is the reason why there
are few problems in your marriage.

Few problems?

The few problems are
actually big problems for you.

So, what do I need to do?
- Marriage.

But, you said that there
are problems in my marriage.

There are problems in your marriage.

The first marriage won't
last more than six months.

But, the second one is successful.

No one can protect you
from the effect of planets.

Not even you.

So, divorce is final.

But, I'm ready to search
the perfect girl and..

..marry only after
matching our horoscopes.

It isn't enough if you are ready.

Your planets should be ready.

There won't be any problem
if I never marry. Isn't it? - No.

Your problems will start from there.

Brihaspati (Jupiter)
has its eyes on you.

If you don't marry
within fifteen months ..

..then your mother's
life will be in danger.

According to the position
of planets you'll be surrounded..

..by girls from now on.

Mr. Dubey,
get ready for an exciting time.

What do I do now?
- Get married. - Get married?

What's destined will
happen everything will happen.

Meeting, union and separation,
you'll go through everything.

You've to go through the process.

(Water Waves Sound)

(Indistinct Chattering)

Friend, divorces don't
take place if priests say so.

Divorces happen when
the girl wishes so.

The girl won't say anything
because the girl is with you.

The girl isn't with you.

You are with the girl.

Which one?

Which girl are you speaking of?

Entire Goa is crazy for you.

Is it?
- Ask Sumit. Sumit?

Friend, I can't feel
the emotions of girls.

Yes brother,
you are the Tom Cruise of Goa.

All the girls are crazy for you.

Everyone wonders that god hasn't
created another anti-virus like you.

Are you all enjoying this?

Who are we to enjoy?

He is the one who is enjoying.

I'm worried here.

Will anyone speak about me?

I was telling them
to talk to the point.

The words of the
priest don't matter.

Brother, even your words
won't make any difference.

Calm down, look at the moon,
take moon's name and..

..drink cold beer.

JD..

if you pay attention to astrology,
palmistry and horoscopes..

..then you won't enjoy life.

Be happy.
Get married. You won't get divorced.

No friend, that's not the matter.

The same prediction
was made for my brother.

He got divorced six
months after his marriage.

He was also involved in police case.

That's the reason why
mother got a heart attack.

You may try very hard but
I won't die before I've eaten..

..the bread cooked by
my younger daughter-in-law.

Mother, you are too much.

What are you saying, mother?

I'm speaking the truth.
You want me to die.

Okay, I'll die.

Brother,
you try to explain it to her.

Mother..

Why aren't you agreeing
to get engaged?

What will go wrong if you
stay back for a couple of days?

There is an auspicious time
for the wedding after 8-9 months.

We don't have the
custom of organizing..

..the engagement and
wedding at the same time.

What do you say, son?
- Yes. You are right.

Brother..

Mother, I promise
that I'll come back.

Why do you worry?

Just take care of your health.

Yes, I'll take care of myself.

Keep praying just the
way priest has instructed you.

By the blessings of Lord Shiva such
a good match has been finalized.

Keep praying on time.

I may not see my
daughter-in-law's face..

..but you'll definitely
see my dead face.

Friend.. - What? - ..your mother's
emotions are very solid.

Didn't you answer
her in a filmy way?

What do you mean?

He should've told
her something nice.

Something good.

Now you say something new.

You are the mother.
Say something new.

Yes. if you were in his
place what would you say?

What would you say?
- Something new.

Yes, new. Tell us.

It means..
- What do you mean?

What's new? Tell us.

Scoundrels, you'll never change.

Make a documentary on my mother.

I'll solve my own problems.

JD, where are you going?

I'm going for a walk.

(Water Waves Sound)

Okay.

Look friend, in our native
place the horoscopes of..

..certain girls have the
mention of their husband's death.

They plan death.

What they do is they get
her married to a pot. Okay?

Take it. - After that
she breaks the pot. - Yes..

The husband becomes
safe after the pot breaks.

Our JD.. JD..
we'll get him married to a bottle.

The pot is male
and bottle is female.

Brother, take this.

Shall I drink?

You've spoken something
good in the state of drunkenness.

Brother, it isn't necessary that
a man always speaks intelligently.

Sir, please have it.

I'm not joking.

We must find the bottle for JD.

We can't help the fact
that the times are not good.

JD's fiancée eloped with her
girlfriend from the marriage altar.

The poor fellow is heartbroken.

He is sad.

We must do something
to make him alive.

There is just one option.

Marriage.

You know what, Ms. Shama?

You are a life saver. Life saver.

Priest,
complete the wedding quickly.

Give flowers to the priest.

The groom has arrived.
The groom has arrived.

The groom has arrived.
The groom has arrived.

What's going on?

It's your wedding.

It's my wedding?

Give me your bag. - What nonsense
is he speaking? Who is she?

She is your future wife.
I'll explain it to you.

You'll get married now and then you'll
spend your wedding night together.

Tomorrow morning it'll be over,
your marriage will be over.

You'll get rid of your fear, dear.

We've discussed everything with her.
She is ready.

What are you saying?
- Listen to me.

What is this man!
- What's your problem?

What are you doing?

I've given 10,000 rupees,
Sandy has given 5,000.

We've done all this
to settle you down.

We've already pent
15,000 for you, brother.

What will people say?

They'll say nothing.

What will people say?
What will people say, Sandy?

They'll say that we've convinced
a girl worth 50,000 for 15,000.

What a deal!
- Right!

What will people say?

That I've brought a bar girl
home and made her my wife?

She.. the bar girl will be my wife?

Speak softly or she'll leave.
- Let her go if she wishes to.

Listen to us.
- Priest, priest..

Listen to me.
- Priest, come with me.

Is this the way to behave?
- Convince him.

Move aside.

Move aside.
- What is he doing?

Priest.. - Leave him.
- Priest.. - Please come.

Priest, I'm very sorry, take your
remuneration. - What is he doing?

We've already paid the
priest and he is paying more.

I apologize to you.

It's a mistake.

Please.. please madam, please leave.

And you all, for mother's sake..
- Yes. Mother.

We are doing all this for mother.
Isn't it?

Just think of it, what
will happen if anything happens..

..to mother because of you?

There's a problem in your horoscope.

We must do something
to get rid of the problem.

You have to marry.

Idea! Do something.

Get married secretly
and finish the matter.

Secret marriage?
- Yes.

What's it?
- Secret wedding means..

One night stand.

Pray before the planets and say that
you are willfully getting married.

That's it.
- Yes! - This will be fine with me.

Secret wedding.

But, I want proper gifts.

What?

What's this?
- Mannequin.

There's a male one here
where's the one for queen?

When I'll post the photos
on net what will my friends say.

Correct!

Sumit.. - Yes.
- ..we had ordered her dress.

Where is it?

I'm here to help her. Please come.
- Please go.

Listen friend, I won't do all this.

She'll post my photo online.

Listen, don't worry.

No one will do anything.
No one will click your photo.

You are absolutely safe.

Look brother,
we've spent a lot of money.

We must try to get back the money.
Isn't it?

Yes.. no friend, this is not right.

It won't be right to do all this.

Everything is fine.
Come on. Come on.

I can't do all this.

Brother, brother.. for your
mother's sake and your life..

..will completely change by
tomorrow morning. - But..

Your friends will handle everything.

No problem with your horoscope,
life or..

..you won't even dream of problems.

Forget all this.
Go inside, we'll send her in.

Yes, let's go.
- Listen, listen.. take this helmet.

Safety is very important.

I don't do all this.

Friend..
- Friend..

Why are you forcing me to do all this?
- Go. Go.

Happy divorce. Happy divorce.

Listen. Open the door.
- It's done.

Why did you take
off the wedding dress?

Yet you look more handsome
than the mannequin.

Here is milk for you.

Look, I won't do anything to you.

My friends pressurized
me so I had to come inside.

As you wish.

I've no problem.

Do something.

As soon as they sleep, please go.

I mean, whenever you wish to go.
- Okay. fine.

I'll go. Okay?

I know what betrayal is.

I'll go.

Hey! At least sleep on bed.

No, I'll sleep on the ground.

Look, they've decorated
the room so beautifully. Isn't it?

Please..

Switch off the light now.

I'm not used to lights.

It seems as if I'm on a sunny beach.

(Birds Chirping)

Where is Shama?
- She left at night.

How did the room catch fire?

Sumit must've again..

"Hey, hey Shama!"

"Hey, hey."

"Hey, hey."

But..

How come she is here?

That's what I also want to ask.

How come she is here
when she had left?

You had gone. Right?

I've come back.

Yes. But, why did you come back?

I remembered you and so I came back.

Last night when I thought
about it I became very emotional.

Do you know what?
- Emotional about what?

Excuse me.

Don't I've emotions?

Wedding night is
a dream of every girl.

She dreams that he husband
will come riding a horse.

I liked a lot..
whatever you did with me.

I didn't do anything. Why did I do?

You made me emotional?

This is it.
This is what has touched my heart.

That you didn't touch me.

What's this friend,
we paid so much..

Well, I mean we gave you money.

This is what I mean.

Don't talk of money when
I'm talking of emotions.

Actually, I don't want money.

I just want my husband's love.

I've kept my first earning
after marriage in the temple.

The person who gave the
money and go and take it.

Okay, I'll go and get the money.

Look Ms. Shama, we brought
you here for just one day.

You need not bring me here.

I can come here any day. Isn't it?

He is my husband now.

Here is 5000 rupees that you gave.

We got back our money but I won't
be safe since I brought her here.

You and your words.

Send me the picture.

Look Ms. Shama,
our deal is complete.

Actually, you had to do less.

The problem is that our friend's
girlfriend is going to come. - Yes.

If she sees you here
it'll be a big problem.

So, now please..

Okay, I'll leave.

Actually,
I understand everyone's problem.

How sweet!

I'll forget all the pain.

Bye.
- Bye.

Shall I come?

Shall I go?

She has come.

Wow! Wow!

Hey Moon!
- Who was the girl?

Maid.
- His sister.

His sister is a maid?

She was a maid and was asking
his sister's address. - Yes.

Why? - Sister needs a maid
for her household chores.

So, she was asking her address.
Isn't it?

Why didn't you appoint her?

We had appointed her..
- Yes.

..but he refused.
- Yes.

Why?
- You are here.

Am I a maid?
- No..

Actually he means that
he loves you so much that..

..he can't keep an unknown woman
as maid in this house. - Yes.

He was also saying that he'll do
all the household chores. Isn't it?

Yes... Yes.

What's this marriage altar for?

Altar... altar..

The altar won't answer you.
Answer me.

Yes, yes, we'll answer you.
Tell her.

You started the job
of wedding planning..

..how can I say why you did it?
Tell me.

Yes. So what? Work is work.

There is nothing called small work
and big work. - Yes.

Work is worship.
- Worship.

Work is work. Know it.

Finish your work in the evening
and reach on time. - Yes.

Where?
- Disco.

Okay. So,
you are planning to go to the disc?

That's why you were saying, "baby,
I can't meet you this evening."

Office work? Right? You liar!

This is not working anymore.

This is over. I'm leaving, bye.

Moon.. Moon.. Moon..

Simple. You don't love me now.
- No!

Do I look mad?

We'll never meet again and its final.
- I'm apologizing.

Please listen to me.

When everything is over.

Why should you apologize?

Back off..
- But.. - Back off.

Get lost.

Moon.. Moon, listen to me. Moon..
- Get going. (Engine Starting)

Go to hell.

Moon! Moon!

You go to hell.

Why didn't you do anything with her?

Friend, the priest had
told me that shortcut won't work.

I must go through
the entire process.

Meeting, separation,
shedding tears, everything.

But, how will that happen?

Listen. Let's do something.

Let's look for a girl for divorce.

Hey bro, come and dance.

(Beeps)

Thank you.

Hello. One minute.

Go.
(Phone Ringing)

Hey, I'll be back in a minute.

It's Moon's call.

I'll attend her call
and be back in a minute.

Yes, darling.. - I called to tell you
that you shouldn't call me.

Baby, I was missing you.

Are you drunk?
- No!

I swear on the goddess that
I've never touched the drink..

..as you've told me not to.

Do you think I'm a fool?

You just checked in Club Escape.

No, baby. We were going from here.

We were just filling petrol.

"Can I hear my party
people hala yeah, yeah!"

"Everybody in the party hala,
yeah, yeah!"

"All my people in the
party hala yeah, yeah!"

"Everybody in the party hala,
yeah, yeah!"

"C'mon."

"All my party animo."

"Do you know what time it is."

"It's time to hit the floor."

"Get drunk in the pub."

"Today I've forgotten who I am."

"Ok, that's ok."

"I've come to enjoy."

"I don't know what
I've drunk in hurry."

"I'm getting hiccups repeatedly."

"Everything will be
wrong as well as right."

"To hell with the world."

"I'll decide if I'll
do kathak or disco."

"Everything will be
wrong as well as right."

"To hell with the world."

"I'll decide if I'll
do kathak or disco."

"I like that. Let's go."

Divorce material.

"My age is to enjoy."

"I'll not be ashamed of anything."

"If anyone judges me.."

"..I'll look at him innocently
with dirty thoughts in mind."

Will you sit outside?

Are you mad?
- What?!

Did you call me mad?

No baby, I mean you are mad..

I mean forget the old topic.

Baby, I'm absolutely alone.

Great luck!

If I spot a shooting
star I can wish something.

(Horn Honking)

Hey! Take me to Anjuna.

Didn't you hear me?

I want to go to Anjuna.

Give me a couple of minutes.
- Look, he is here.

Brother, listen to me..
- He's life is ruined.

I don't know, man. Always man..

The divorce material girl
we saw inside is insisting that..

..I drop her home.

Wow! What have you done
in a couple of hours that she is..

..ready to leave her home?

No, she wants me to drop her home.

Great! Do something.
Take this and go with her.

No friend, I don't do all this.
- I know you.

You don't know if sister-in-law
wishes for it, then?

You go. Go. Go.

All the best. Go.
- Yes.

Don't forget it.

Who is this divorce girl?

We'll go home and tell you.
- We'll go home and tell you.

Please come.
- Baby! Baby!

Carefully.

Carefully.

"Hiccups.."

"Hiccups.."

Carefully.. carefully..

Go carefully. Be good.

Did you see?

The person who can't forget
his house when he is in his senses..

..how can he forget
his home when he is drunk?

That's great!
- Yes, it is.

Okay, I'll leave.

Listen, do you have something
to eat in your house?

Get something for me to eat.
- Yes.

Quickly.

Well, where is the kitchen?

Here you go.

I'm JD.
- Very good, boy.

Well, I'm JD.

What's your problem?

Why do you keep
mentioning your name?

Did I ask you your name?

"Hiccups.."

"Baby.."

Hey! Who are you?

Get lost.

Get out.

He bathes for so long.

It's not Tiya's number.

Its JD's number.

I told you.. It's wrong number.

What happened?

I've got ten phone
calls since morning.

All of them are wrong numbers.

The tyre of the jeep
got punctured last night.

I came home at 5 in the morning.

Now the phone calls
won't let me sleep.

Tell me something.
What happened last night?

Were you in mood or
was sister-in-law in mood?

What mood? She turned
out to be Hitler's mother.

First I fed her, gave her water,
put her to sleep yet..

It means she is
a short-tempered girl.

That's great.

You'll reach divorce soon.

Brother, I'll divorce
her within two minutes.

But, how do I impress her?

How will we get married?

Brother, it's not a great
deal to impress the girl.

It takes lot of effort
to carry on the relationship.

It becomes so serious that
it becomes difficult o handle.

Yes. So what?
At least you've the girl with you.

You've a girlfriend
so you don't value her.

Ask the people who
don't have any girlfriend.

I'll tell you how painful it is not
to have anyone. - What?

It's a great problem when
you've no one in life. -Hello..

Forget it. Don't interfere.
- What shall you do?

I'm telling you.

Well..
- Tell me. - Yes..

No.. I didn't..
No. No. You are mistaken.

Purposely..

Try to make him understand.

Okay. Okay.

I too don't want to stay with you.
- Don't stay with me.

Stop it! Why do you disturb?

What am I doing?
- You are the one who is doing it.

Brother.. her name is Tiya.

She had called from my number.

This means it's her phone.

Power. You are very lucky.

Look, she offered you drink first
and then she sat inside your jeep.

Now yours is with hers
and hers is with you.

(Laughing)

He is right.
- He is right.

Well listen to me, go to
return the mobile and win her over.

Yes, absolutely.

Concentrate on her.

I'll try but what if
I am not able to do it?

Then.. "Lord Ram
will take care of you."

"Why do you feel sad?"

"Why do you feel sad?"

Mr. Dubey, get ready.
Exciting times are approaching.

Your.. your phone.

They were similar so..

Come in.

Come in.

What's this?

Condom? You are wrongly accusing me.

This is not mine.

I'm not a man like this.

Then who is like this?

Sumit.. it's Sumit's.

Was there someone else
with you yesterday? - No.

Who were here last night?
- I had come alone last night.

You told me to drop you home,
so I dropped you..

..and I gave you food.

You can check to see
if I've done anything.

What about my phone?

Did you take it to
watch my personal videos?

Here is your phone.

Please give my phone.

It happened by mistake.

They were similar
so they got exchanged.

Do you want to have coffee? - I was
apologizing and in the morning you..

Do you want coffee?

..but you disconnected.

Come on.

Keep going.

Your exciting time has started.

Nice coffee. Thank you.

What do you do, JD?

Your name is JD. Right?

Jyotiraditya Suryakant Dubey.
- Wow!

JD is better.

I'm a software engineer.

That's the reason why
you make such wonderful coffee.

Where do you stay?
- At Baga.

Your family?
- They are not here.

Oh! I'm so sorry.
- No, I mean..

Well, I understand that life
is very tough without parents.

JD, forget all this
and try to impress her.

Excuse me.

Some memorable moments..

..moments of joys..

..eyes will become teary..

Did you write theses lines?
- No, Sandy did.

Nice.

Don't try these with me again.

Go home.

Mr. Dubey.

Stop it!

Stop it!
- Okay. Okay, yeah.

No friend, I don't want to meet her.

She makes me mad.

Deepak, think of a
real excuse to meet her.

Yes, brother.
You are experienced. Help us out.

Brother,
I don't have excuses to meet..

..but I know excuses not to meet.

Never utter them because
those ideas never work.

He is getting ready
to go and meet her.

Go.
- Brother, she is disturbed.

She is also alone.

I'm going.

Hey!
- I'm going.

Listen.. listen..
do you have helmet or do I give you?

I have it.

(Laughing)

Brother,
we must think something for you.

Do you have her number?
- No.

Yes. Yes. I've her number.

She had called me from my phone.

Yes, I've her number.

That's it. Message her tomorrow.

I'll tell you what to message her.
- Okay.

Listen my friend,
this time don't mention her..

..the great writer who
wrote the lines for you.

Yes! Sandy, the great.

Whose brother is he?

Smile now.

JD..
- Hmm..

- ..did you talk to Tiya today?
- No.

Mr. Dubey,
get a bottle of beer for me. Please.

Today you are speaking
very nicely to me.

What's the reason
for this sweet behavior?

Please get me one.
- Okay, I'll get it.

(Message Tone)

(Message Tone)

(Phone Ringing)

Brother, brother, your phone
is ringing. Receive the call.

What do you do?

Will you have a hot one?
- Yes.

Your life will be set.
- Hello, Mr. Dubey, why are you angry?

Well I..
- I got you. I got you.

Why do you stammer?

Why don't you say that you felt bad?

Okay, I'm sorry,
let's end the matter.

Ma'am, customer.
- Yeah. One second.

So, I'll call you later then.
- Okay, bye.

This is also undercooked.

How come Tiya called me?

Friend, I had told you that
you are going through good times.

Good times.

Deepak, for how long haven't
you gifted Moon anything?

I had gifted her
a mobile ten days back.

Mobile is an important thing.

People keep it glued to their ears.

Do you get me?

Gift her something that
she'll keep close to her heart.

Look, don't talk
cheap things about Moon.

I don't talk cheaply about her.
- Make an ashram for her.

JD is going to Tiya's
boutique to meet Tiya.

He'll buy something
for Moon from there.

You'll be happy and so will be Moon.

Deepak, do something.

Give him money. Quickly.

Brother, why should
I pay him for his work?

Listen to me.

The dress JD will
buy will be worn by Moon.

How will you feel?

Sandy..

Friend, I won't go there..
she is Hitler's mother.

I won't go to her.

Yes?- Can I meet Ms. Tiya?

You can go inside and meet her.
She is over there.

Mr. Dubey? You are here?

Well, I had come to buy a dress.

I thought I'll meet
you and buy a dress.

For whom do you want the dress?

Girlfriend? What's her name?

Moon.
- What kind of dress do you want?

Anything of your choice.

She is your girlfriend,
the dress must be of your choice.

No. No. Moon is not my girlfriend,
she is Deepak's girlfriend.

Deepak should've come here.

Why did you come?
- His choice is not good.

Tell me something, Mr. Dubey.

She is someone else's girlfriend,

The poetic lines were
written by someone else..

..the condoms were
someone else's and..

..the display picture on
the phone was also someone else's.

What do you have?
- I've my phone.

You can't even recognize your phone.

You take away someone else's phone.

Well, I had apologized.

How's this dress?
- Nice.

Okay. Tinu, pack this.
- Okay, ma'am.

Come.

You want to have coffee?
- No.

Don't worry;
you don't have to make it here.

Two coffees please.

"Shama!"

You? You look very beautiful today.

Actually I had done
facial two days back.

The glow is visible after two days.

Well, where is my husband?

Today is Eid and so
I've come to meet him.

Brother, sister-in-law has come.

Please come in. Come in. come in.

It's not your one.

"Shama!"

Happy Eid.

I've brought sweet
dishes for all of you.

Keep it there, we'll eat it.

Shama, the other day you
were worshipping Hindu god,

Today you are celebrating Eid.

Actually, I'm an orphan,
so I follow all religions.

People of all religions
love me a lot.

I worship love.

I want love.

Focus on sweet dish.

Didn't you miss me?

It's not what you think.

Forget about it.

But, I've surrendered
my body and soul to you.

I'm yours.

Oh no! I forgot.

Where is my Eidi?
- What? Eidi? - Yes.

The gift that's given on Eid is
called Eidi. - Oh!

So, you've forgotten?

Was anything lacking
in my love for you?

You did this because
I've no one to call my own.

It's not like that.

Come.

Excuse.

Please, please, come.

Yes, come inside.

Brother,
look he has secretly got married.

Her condition is like this
when you didn't even marry her.

What would've happened
if the marriage took place?

Moon has come.

Take her out.

Open the door. I'll be finished.

Take her out. Come out.

Friend, ask him to open the door.

What do I do now? Open the door.

Oh my God!

So, you too like it.

I love it. Thank you.

Thank you.

You chose it for me.

I was about to say I love you.

It's so emotional.

Hey.. you.. hey.. it's my dress.

Go away from here. Go.

Yes. Yes. I'll go.

I know that your
girlfriend is coming.

Shall I take one.. with him?

Do it. Do it.

Do it. Do it. No one see.

I was just talking
about taking selfie.

I've kept the last one as wallpaper.

Look.
- Oh no!

Shama. Shama.
Shama. You've to go now.

We'll do all this later.

Get up. You've to leave
now as his girlfriend is coming.

It'll be a very big problem.
- Please go.

Okay, I'll go. Bye.

Come, I'll tell you.

Brother, sister-in-law is here.

Why has she come?

Moon was supposed to..

Moon has come. Moon has come again.

Moon keeps visiting. Isn't it?

It was that dress. Right?

Yes, she is the same girl too.

So?
- Yes. So?

I think it was the dress
whose picture you sent me.

The sweet dish is awesome. Tell us.

What can I say?

Look, he gets irritated
when he takes your name.

The poor fellow gets irritated.

Am I like this?
- No. No. he is like this.

I mean he is little possessive.

Sumit was saying that the
dress is so beautiful that...

..anyone wearing
it will look beautiful.

When your name came
up he got irritated.

But, why did my name come up?

He'll bring it up.
He'll bring it up.

Come on.

They placed a bet and
they made the maid wear it.

She doesn't look as
beautiful as you in it.

The problem is how we
can take the dress from her.

The sweet dish is very tasty.

But, the one Moon cooks is awesome.

Great.
- But, ahs Moon ever made sweet dish?

Chicken, my friend. Chicken.

She makes awesome chicken.
- Good!

Today Moon will prove
if Deepak is right or she is.

Yes Moon, tell us.

Yes guys. Today I'm also
in the mood to cook something.

If you wish to then cook something.
- Yes.

I'll come.
- Yeah, we are waiting only.

Poochi..
- Coming. Coming.

Friend, go to her.
What are you doing here?

Great! Great!

From where did you
get so many ideas today?

Great!

Yes friend, I finished
the files with much difficulty.

I've submitted it

I worked throughout the night.

Poochi, chop few more
onions and tomatoes. Please.

The chicken is wonderful.

What has she cooked?

The lentil dish is amazing.
Isn't it?

Don't you like the dishes?

Can't you appreciate?
- Right.

But, I was..
- Let it be.

You don't value at all.

I cooked the chicken with so
much love but you don't even care.

No.. no.. - I'm going.
- But, Moon..

Moon!- Thanks for the food, Moon.

I've cooked all the dishes.

I know. We've eaten the
dishes cooked by you many times.

Wash your hands and run
after her or you'll lose her. Go.

Run Deepak. Run.
- Run.

Moon, listen to me.

What happened, Moon?
The chicken was good. Isn't it?

It doesn't make any difference
if the chicken was good or bad?

The girl whom you gifted
the dress is good. Isn't it?

Yes, you loved the sweet dish made
by her. - No. No, Moon.

That's not true.

Yes, don't buy any
dress for me ever.

Listen to me.
(Engine Starting)

But, the chicken was well-cooked.
Isn't it?

Moon.. Moon..

She has left.

Moon, chicken.. chicken.. chicken..

Chicken!

Hello Ms. Tiya!
- Hi, Mr. Dubey!

Tinu!
- Yes, ma'am.

Can I have a chair please?

How are you?
- I'm fine. How are you?

Please be seated.
- Thank you.

If you become free soon then..
- Then?

You go for lunch. Isn't it?

I was guessing that..
- Enough. Enough.

I too have guessed what
you are thinking and planning.

Why do you get so scared?

Are you hitting on me?

No. No. I..
- Why not?

Mr. Dubey, I'm a little busy now.

So, let's meet in the evening.
- Okay. I'll wait.

Goodbye.
- Bye. Bye.

"I do as you say."

"What if the other way?"

"Coffee is on Saturdays.."

"..break-ups on Sundays."

"It's like I do as you say."

"What if the other way?"

"Coffee is on Saturdays.."

"..break-ups on Sundays."

"Beloved, after this the
gap between us will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"Beloved, after this the
gap between us will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"I like the sea-food."

"And she wants a sub-way."

"I like the sea-food."

"And she wants a sub-way."

"If is ay, I love you.."

"..she will ask me to back off."

"Beloved, after this the
gap between us will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"Beloved, after this the
gap between us will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

Well, what did you think brother?
Time is running out.

Think of it.

Mother was insisting a lot.

Come, get engaged and then go back.

Brother, actually..

(Phone Ringing)

Sandy is calling at afternoon.

Brother, I'll call you later;
I'm at office right now.

Okay. Fine.
Fine. Take care of yourself.

(Phone Ringing)

Yes?

What's wrong with you?

Well, I'm unable
to get close to Tiya.

My family is pressurizing
me for marriage.

I don't understand what I should do.

Why are you being judgmental?

Stop this comparison right now.

Tiya isn't a bad girl.

The saying goes that even
a clock that's not working..

..shows the correct
time twice a day.

So, stay positive.

Well, Tiya is calling so..
- Okay, bye.

Where are you Mr. Dubey these days?

You seemed to have
vanished completely.

Well, nothing serious,
I just had workload. So..

Why are you sounding so low?

Don't take life so seriously,
friend.

Come on, let's do something.
Let's catch up. - Okay.

(Music Playing)

"Love happens but life
doesn't change in a moment."

"We lose our senses but we can't control
ourselves from unrealistic promises."

"We were simple."

"Where are we stuck now?"

"We dropped from the sky
and got stuck in date tree."

"The distance will increase.'

"Then we'll get someone new."

"Then the distance will increase."

"Then we'll get someone new,
my darling."

Okay, bye.

(Phone Ringing)

Hello, brother.

You said that you'll meet a
good priest and show your horoscope.

Did you show our horoscope?
- Yes brother, I showed him.

He is saying that
everything will be fine.

Okay, then it's good news.

Well, is 15th of the next
month okay for the engagement?

No brother, please wait.

I.. actually I'm
working on a project.

And, it'll take at least
six months for it to complete so..

..if you do this I'll be in problem.

But, why will you be in problem?

I'm stuck up as the work
is going on day and night.

Okay, inform us quickly.

Mother has lots of hope.

Talk properly if Sarita calls.

Who is Sarita?

The would be daughter-in-law
of our family.

Brother, what will I do
by talking to her over phone?

You know that after I got
divorced mother doesn't keep well.

She'll be happy if Sarita becomes
the daughter-in-law of our family.

Enemies, Shama has
accepted my friend request.

I'm very happy.

Look. Look, look at him.

Now even his friend
requests are being accepted.

You'll take six months
to move around with the girl.

You could've taken a small recharge.

Hey! What do you
mean by small recharge?

How do you know about it?
Have you talked to Moon?

You speak so loudly on phone.

Give me a small recharge. Please.

Please give me a small recharge.
Please. Please.

Grow up. Opt for full talk time.

You go for small recharge.
Propose her.

Holi. I'll propose on Holi.
- What?

(Drums Playing)

Have you come back to your senses?

Tiya..

(Birds Chirping)

..have I done anything wrong again?

Wrong?

The other day you said
that you want to say something.

Look at this.

What?
- You were giving flower to one girl.

You were going to kiss another.

Tiya, well..
- Get out of here.

Listen..
- Shut up! Get out of here right now.

You burnt your hands
but you didn't get any result.

Brother,
yesterday's day was a bad one.

You shouldn't have
given me so much drink.

Everything is over.

Doesn't matter.

Your day was bad.

But, your luck is very strong.

Do you know how many
girls you proposed yesterday?

One of them was impressed
but you moved on.

Bunches of girls
are swooning after you.

Bunches of girls.

You can get twelve divorces.

Leave Tiya.

She is not the right girl.

Hey! What are you saying?

Tiya is not wrong and you
are no going through bad time.

Call Tiya and apologize to her.

Please stop calling Moon.

Don't accept her calls.

Do you've self-respect?

Yes friend, I never thought of this.

Call her. Please.

Oh no!

What happened?

Isn't Tiya receiving your call?

I've brought her phone again.

Your dramas clearly reveal
the kind of status you belong to.

You are so cheap. You know that?

I know very well what you
think and what you want to do.

No. You haven't understood me.

I agree that I committed mistake.

I had wrong intentions,
I had wrong thoughts.

But, I'm not like this.

I did all this because
I was helpless.

And I can't betray anyone.

I know it.

I don't like the fact that
you get angry at every pretext.

I'm also human.

You are strong but that doesn't
mean you'll insult anyone anywhere.

It's my life's problem and not yours.

Nothing happens properly.

Something or the other goes wrong.

I just came here
to apologize to you.

Henceforth I won't disturb you.

I..

(Camera Clicks)

(Camera Clicks)

(Phone Ringing)

Hello.
- Sarita speaking.

Today my father has gone
to book a hall for our wedding.

JD..
- He told me to talk to you.

I'll talk to you later.
- Come on.

Listen to me..
- Don't worry, I'll call you.

Look, neighbors are burning
out of jealousy on your marriage.

Look, smoke is coming out.

Brother, your luck is very strong,
the dowry didn't reach home but..

Brother, your luck is very strong,

the wedding goods
didn't reach home but..

..the divorce stimulant
is standing at the door.

Who is she?
- Sumit's uncle's daughter.

Go and check.
- Yes, I'll go and check.

Hi! How are you?

Long time no see. Come. Come. Come.

How come you are here?

With whom did he marry?

Is she the girl who
ran away with a girl?

She is the same one.
She has come back.

If she gets angry again today
JD will go into a state of shock.

You know his condition.

Just now you saw how happy he was.

JD is so nice. Isn't it?

But he got a girl who
left him for another girl?

Don't worry. Come. Come inside.
I'll drop you. Come. Come.

JD, you married out of process
but will it be right to do this?

What are you thinking of?
- Nothing.

Why not?
- Look.. I'm not a man like this.

Then what kind of man are you?

I'm gay.

(Horn Honking)

What's in your destiny
is bound to happen.

Everything will happen.

Meeting, separation, shedding tears.
Everything.

Mr. Dubey, get ready
for the exciting times ahead.

"Oh God, thank you.."

"..for what you've given me."

"I've close to me.."

"..something which is mine."

"My heart is becoming
happy as she comes in my arms."

"She has started coming to me."

"Beloved, beloved, your love.."

"Beloved, beloved, your love.."

"Beloved, beloved, your love.."

"Come in my arms and smile."

"Touch my lips with yours."

'"Let love increase.."

"..in these eyes."

"Let your breath
make me breathless."

"Beloved.."

Where were you since morning?

Don't go. Please.

I've to go to office. Bye.

You are forgetting something.
- What?

Sir, may I come in?
- Yes.

Sir, did you call me?
- Yes, please be seated.

JD! Congratulations my friend on your
wedding. - Thank you, sir.

Here's a little something for you.

Champagne. - Thank you so much.
- You are welcome.

Well, tell me, what's going on?

Sir, you've been
married for many years..

..so I was wondering if..

..sir I want to ask how
a husband and wife fight.

So, it has happened. Right?

No. No, sir. I'm happily married.

There's nothing called
happily married.

You are either happy
or you are married.

You can't be both. Got me?

Now tell me what the matter is.

Sir, we haven't quarrelled yet.

Sir, we haven't quarrelled yet.

Look, there are certain
stages of married life. Okay?

One year itch.
Three year itch. Seven year itch.

The husband goes through tough times
trying to retain his marriage..

..and everything seems to be over.

After seven years?

Does everything get resolved
after seven years? - No.

You get used to it.

Sir, I don't think
this happens with you.

Why? I'm also a poor husband.

Sir but, what do you quarrel about?
- About anything.

We fight on every pretext,
on every conversation.

Sometimes we fight without reason.

No reason is needed
for fights and quarrels.

You just need a wife for it.

That's all.

Oh! I'm so sorry. You were sleeping.

Shall I switch off the light?
- No. No.

I fell asleep while reading.

I'm very hungry.

Is there anything to eat?
- I thought that you'll cook.

Hello, Mr.
Husband it's not necessary that..

..the wife does all the work.

You were free at home.

You could've cooked something.

I'll make something.
- Please.

Thank you.

Well, listen..

Champagne!

Have you brought it for me?
- No, it's for our neighbour.

"She doesn't know it, nor do I.."

"..we don't know how
people tolerate each other."

"She doesn't accept it, nor
do I yet we agree to everything."

"We lost our way while
we were going straight."

"These are not hit ideas
but they are different."

"Then, then, then my darling.."

"..the distance will increase."

"And I'll get someone new."

'Then the distance will increase."

Oh! Look at this picture.

Everyone tells me
I look like father.

Perhaps we've similar jaw lines.
Isn't it?

This is my favourite picture.

The painting in this picture was
made by father before I was born.

Miss him so much.

He used to love me so much.

How much do you love me?

First you tell me.

I asked you first. You tell me.

Okay. You need to think so much?

Tiya, I want to tell you something.
- Hmm..

I...
(Phone Ringing)

Excuse me.

Yes Sumit..
- Where are you?

You've vanished like Mr. India.

It's been weeks that we've met.
Where are you? Tell me.

I'm spending time
with Tiya this week.

So, next week, I'll come.

Okay, as you think is right.

What happened? Where is he?

The guy has gone out of our reach.
- What has happened?

He is with Tiya.

We had gone to a bird sanctuary.

It was so full of birds. Ducks,
pelicans, everything. And this..

Here you go.
- Great!

What else do you want to eat?
Just make the noise.

I have.

You won't change.

He feels shy.

(Laughing)

Brother, everything is going good,
goody. Isn't it?

The divorce was going
to happen naturally.

What can I do if we don't fight?

Brother,
do you know what the problem is?

Both of you give each
other a lot of space.

If you don't try to control then..
how will that happen..

fights.

But, you got married
to get divorced. Isn't it?

Speak softly.

What if Tiya hears you?

Friend, wives and
girlfriends will come and go.

After all its your friends
who'll stay with you.

That's fine. Even husbands
and wives are good friends.

So, you too have
started giving lectures.

You've grown up
listening to my advice.

Brother, shall I say something?

You've fallen in love.

Are you crazy?
- Just look at him.

I'm not in love.

I know that this
won't last very long.

Well, I know something,
I can't hurt anyone.

You didn't say anything.

Shall I book the tickets?

Tickets for what?

Tickets to come here. What else?

Uncle was also talking about it.
- Which uncle, brother?

Sarita's uncle. Sarita's uncle.

Brother, wait.

I had told you that
I'm busy with a project.

Well, whatever it is,
try to hurry up.

I'm doing my best.
Please try to convince mother.

I'm doing everything for her.

Today's advice.

Don't argue regarding
anything today.

Don't touch the TV remote.

Your wife can bite you.

Simple. Surrender yourself.

Try to surrender completely.

Chant just one mantra.

Wife is very good.
She is always right.

I must do just the opposite
of what's written..

.. in this book to get divorced.

I must do the opposite.

What are you watching?

What has happened?

I mean, what you are watching.
- Football.

(Tv Playing)

Time's up.

After the monsoons the male
are often seen behaving like this.

Seven wins in a row
in English premier league.

The female is attracting
the male by moving her tail.

And the male..

Two of them could've had
a hat trick but penalty saved..

The female is ready
for procreation process.

Why did you switch of?

Mr. Dubey, I've something better to do.
- What?

Let's have coffee.

I won't make it.

We got married on the condition
that you'll always make the coffee.

Come on, make it.

I won't make it.

I'll pay you in time.

Hey! - Please.
- Well..

(Laughing)

(Phone Ringing)

Coffee.
- Thank you.

Hello, mother..

Get married soon.

I've called Sarita.

We must buy things
of her choice now.

I just want to see my
grandchild's face before I die.

Brother, Tiya has been messaged.

She'll come soon.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Yes friend, if friends don't
do this then how will it happen?

He is good for nothing.

This is the reason why
we made vodka ice cubes for him..

..and made him drink it.

I just wanna kiss.

No.

Wow! Beautiful!

Brother, there are
no girls of my level here.

Brother.. - Yes.
- ..will you focus on Shama.

Yes, on Shama.
- Stop it.

He is on.
- Look..

Sister-in-law has come.
Sister-in-law has come.

Sister-in-law has come.

You are here? How come?

I mean we just came here casually.
- Yes.

He brought us here.

But it's not my mistake.
- Yes.

Sandy brought the girls.
- Yes. - Yes.

We just came here for time pass.

Did I say anything?

Chill guys.

I just came here to check
what kind of taste you have.

Okay.

JD is there. - Yes. JD is over there.
- Upstairs?

I won't do what
you want from me. Yes.

My friends made me drunk.

Oh! Same to same. Tiya.

I know you are not Tiya.

This is what had
happened during Holi.

You may go. Go.

If Tiya's heart breaks
I'll also feel hurt.

You know I love her so much.

"Our words.."

Let it go across the boundary.
- Excuse me.

Someone is calling.
- It's sister-in-law.

Was dinner included
in this plan or not?

I'll have Rawas fish fry
and chilled beer.

Okay. Anything else?

Let's send this photo to
Moon and call her here. Isn't it?

You are gone.

Don't do this, sister-in-law.

And sandy.. - Yes. - ..try something
innovative next time.

Yes, ma'am..

What?
- Picture. - Delete.

(Phone Ringing)

Hello.
- Listen to me.

Dada is getting engaged in Kolkata.

Mother has invited us.
Come on, let's go.

But, we didn't inform
your family about our wedding.

That you don't worry.

Okay, I'll speak to boss once
about the leave. - okay.

One more thing.

I love you.
- Me too.

(Phone Ringing)

I've been calling you for so long.

Are you sleeping again?

Well listen to me.

Tiya is asking me to go
with her to her mother's place.

Her brother is getting engaged.

I told her that I'll
ask boss and then inform her.

What do I do now? Tell me.

Well, you are right.

They are simple people.

Go and do something wrong there.

She'll start hating
you and Tiya will leave you.

Yes friend, this idea is a nice one.

I'll go.

(Drums Playing)

Mother!

It's okay.

Come inside.
- Come.

Come in.. come in.

You've grown up.

How are you?

Is he your friend?
- Come.

What's his name?
Does he understand Bengali?

Brother, he is my friend
Jyotiraditya Dubey. Dubey. - Dubey.

Did he drown in Ganga?
- No, in Yamuna.

Mummy!
- Dubey..

Grandpa!

How are you? -My sweet
granddaughter. Come in. come in.

Grandpa, he is my friend
Jyotiraditya Dubey.

He works with me in Goa.

He loves our culture
and so he has come with me.

You've done the right thing. You've done
the right thing to bring him along.

Keshto.. - Regards.
- It's okay.

Go and keep his luggage
in the room upstairs.

"We'll colour everyone today."

Hello, sir.

Please come in, sir.
- Hello.

Hello. - So son-in-law,
you've reached your marital house.

Yes friend, but they appear
to be very rich people..

..like some king.

I came here for divorce.

I hope I'm not hanged by them.

(Temple Bell)

Glory to Mother Goddess!
Glory to Her.

(Conch Shell Blowing)

"I've burnt aromatic
incense and laid her seat.."

My darling daughter..

I'm giving you. Wait.

Mother.
- Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

God, bless my daughter.

Daughter-in-law.
- Father..

Have you finished your evening prayers?
- Yes.

Great!

Granddaughter, do you like any guy?
You can tell me.

I can get you married.

Grandpa, have sweets.

Master, the flower
decorator is calling you.

Have the sweets. I'll go
around and check the arrangements.

Come on, eat.

Look at your hair.

Fashion, mother.
- Fashion?

What happened?

Sorry grandpa,
the bottle has broken.

It was an alcohol bottle.

Actually, I wanted to
drink badly so I brought it.

We have the custom
of drinking in our family.

Parab, come here quickly.

Listen, young man.

I want to tell you something.

When I was young, 19 years,
I went to Berlin for studies.

I went there for studies.

There I met a girl,
a very beautiful girl.. Riya..

..no Illena. Illena.

She started admiring me a lot,
you know.

Though by that time
I was already married.

But still something was there.

Well, forget it.

Illena gifted me a bottle
of finest scotch, you know.

But till today I've taken
only two pegs from that bottle.

Now, I'll give you a chance.

I want to give you
a treat from that bottle.

But sir,
such an old bottle of wine..

..it must have got spoilt.

(Laughing)

I like that.
I like your sense of humor.

I like that.

The matter is that..

Brother, what happened?

What's going on?

Do you have no shame?

Don't you know how
to take care of a guest?

Look, he was going to
drink such substandard alcohol.

But, he got spared from it.

Listen, take out my old bottle.

Open the cap and make him drink.

I won't drink.
- Come on, drink. Drink. Drink.

People have three
pegs with their enemy.

Let's drink the fourth
peg for our great grandfather..

Suryanarayan.

Let drink to his name.

Come on drink. Drink.
- Drink. Drink.

A little bit.

Come on drink.
- Great!

Have fish. Have fish.

It's very good. Have one piece of fish.
- Yes, fish. - I don't eat fish.

(Sirens Wailing)

Greetings.

Call the eldest son,
second son and Tiya's friend.

(Birds Chirping)

If I get your blessings and
your ancestral sword's blessings..

..then I'll win like always.

It's a very nice place.

I never dreamt of all this.

They are very nice people.

Please go. I'll drink it.
- Okay.

JD, listen to me. listen..

Hello, JD. JD..
- Hello, I'm trapped here.

I can't even talk to anyone.

Mr. JD, honorable minister has come.

Mr. Montuakant Majumdar.

Grandpa has called you.
- Okay, you go, I'll soon go there.

JD.. JD.. hello, who has come?

Some honorable minister has come.
- Is it?

Go and insult him, it'll
be a good plan to get divorced.

Stop it, friend.

All your ideas have failed.

I need to do something now.

And hopes..

Come. Come. Meet him.

He is Montukanta Majumdar,
the MP of this area.

He is a renowned leader.

Uncle, tell me if you think
that are any lapses in my services.

Grandpa..

What have you done till date?

You are the MP of this
area for the past 10 years.

Why is there garbage?

Why are there so many holes here?

You stole from the funds
allotted for the hospital.

You stole from the
funds allotted for school.

You even stole money
allotted for toilets.

You must feel ashamed. Stop!

Now you want to know what's lacking.

Your intentions are not good.

You are touching this sword
with those hands and insulting it.

Do you know what
this sword signifies?

This sword is studded with
precious stones and weighs 18.25 kg.

This sword killed Lord Clive's
soldiers during battle of Plessey.

This is the sword which
saved Queen Fulmati twice..

..from the attacks of robbers.

Is he right? - Yes.
- This is the sword which was used..

..to behead tigers with one blow.

This is the sword which..

..this is that sword.

I was never insulted
so much here in this mansion..

..and in front of this sword.

I'll leave now. Bye.

For the first time I
saw a fearless Bengal tiger..

..on the Indian soil.

He has the powerful brightness
of the sun on his forehead..

..he speaks in the
voice of protest..

..he carries the flag of honesty..

..a fearless brave handsome
man from outside Bengal.

Come here.
- No, I..

Come here.

You taught him a good lesson.

(Glass Shatters)

Very good. Very good.

I like that. I like that.

You must be from
a very powerful family.

I want a son-in-law like
you for my granddaughter Tiya.

No.. well, yes.

Seek its blessing.

Seek its blessing.

(Laughing)

Come. Come. Sit down.

Tiya, come with us.

We celebrate weddings grandly.

Do you see Tiya?

Isn't she very beautiful?

Shall I propose marriage to her?

Uncle, they are calling you.
- Oh!

Just a minute, I'll be back soon.

"Today is Moyna's turmeric ritual."
"She'll get married tomorrow."

"Music is played to
celebrate Moyna's wedding."

"Music is played to
celebrate Moyna's wedding."

"Today is Moyna's turmeric ritual."
"She'll get married tomorrow."

"Today is Moyna's turmeric ritual."

"She'll get married tomorrow."

"Music is played to
celebrate Moyna's wedding."

Wait here.

Everyone is stubborn.

Tiya is also very stubborn.

She is just like her father.

Her father had left home
because of a very small issue.

He took Tiya with him.

She never lived with me.

Take care of her.

She never lived with the
family and so she never got love.

You look good.

It's Tiya's father's.

Take care of her.

How do I..
- I'm a mother.

(Music Playing)

Yummy!

Great, Mr. Dubey!

There's another surprise for you.

Enough. Enough. If you give more
surprises I'll get a heart attack.

Okay bye, I've to go now.
I'll see you.

Don't go.
- I'll see you soon.

(Phone Ringing)

Hello, son-in-law!
How was your trip?

When did you come back?

I knew everything would be perfect.

Did you teach grandpa a good lesson?

I had given you nice ideas.

Hey!

You are getting married.

You are separating from me.

All that is going
on here is just a drama?

What do you think of yourself?

That you can do
whatever you wish to?

And me?

You can just screw me over
and leave me whenever you want to?

You've a mother. Right?

You are getting married. Right?

Tiya..
- Shut up!

You involved my family in this?

You want divorce. Right?
I'll give you divorce.

Get out. Get out.

Get out of my house.

Why do you want divorce?
- What do you mean?

Do you've compatibility problem?
- No.

Sexual problem?
- No.

Any financial problem?
I mean money matters. - No.

Then, what's the reason?

Uncle, we want t mutually separate.

Come on. Do what I say.
- Okay.

Sister-in-law..

He is pretending to be very serious.
- Yes.

He is a actor.

Party.

We deserve to party.

You are shaking.

(Music Playing)

Congratulations, guys!

What we wanted has happened.

You are right. This was the process.

Are you happy?

You did what you wished to do.

Boss, we are a team.
- Yes.

Why are you lecturing?

You were also supporting us.

I was doing so because
when he'll fall in love..

..he'll know her value.

What was destined has happened.

How long will you hold
fate responsible for everything?

Don't you value anyone
else's life just because..

..you want to save your mother?

Superstition has
made you emotionless.

What's your problem?

Which emotion are you talking about?

You who trap new girls every day.

I'm getting divorced.

Even if a girl dies it
won't make any difference to you.

Hey! hey!

Hey JD, Sandy.

Sandy.. sandy..
- Leave him.

Leave him, Sandy. Leave.
- Leave him. Leave him.

Sandy, leave him.
- Sandy. - Sandy.

Sandy, leave him.
- Sandy. Sandy.

What are you doing?
- What are you doing? Leave.

Go.

Go.
- Sandy..

JD. JD.

"some paths reach the
destination and then turn back."

'Some relationships break when
they are about to come together."

"Its surprising
when eyes shed tears."

"It's surprising
when eyes shed tears."

"Companions are fake in this city."

"Why have my heart
and mind gone against me?'

"Every glass of my
love palace has broken."

"If your God is true does
it mean my love is a fake?"

"The moments can't
be erased easily."

"Why is my past still
a part of my present?"

(Coughing)

You took me to the priest.

You scoundrel trapped
me with the phone.

Both of you've ruined my life,
scoundrels.

Whatever is happening
in my life is because of you.

JD.. stop it.

Enough of it.

What has happened, brother?

I'm listening to my heart. Shut up!

Tell me.

What happened, brother?

Do you miss your mother?

Mother..

It's all very confusing.

Do I think of mother or my heart?

To hell with it.

I'll think of mother. My mother..

Let the process happen.

It was bound to happen.

I won't go to meet her.
I won't apologize to her.

I won't apologize.

Sometimes we must listen
to our heart. Isn't it?

"Your words make me restless."

"Your memories make me cry."

"My heart stops while crying
and my soul gets scattered."

"Your words make me restless."

"Your memories make me cry."

"My heart stops while crying
and my soul gets scattered."

"With whom do I get angry
and who do I convince now?"

"I sit and recall the memories."

"I feel surprised.."

"..when my eyes shed tears."

"I feel surprised.."

"..when my eyes shed tears."

"I feel surprised.."

Make an entry and get it signed.
- Okay, sir.

Take care.

Both of you sign here.

(Tires Screeching)

(Phone Ringing)

Will you marry me?

Will you marry me again?

There are some memories.

Some happy memories.

Eyes get teary.. let's start afresh.

I know everything.

You were supposed to get divorced..

..and it has happened.

There was no problem
in our relationship.

Can you give us another chance?

I'll never ask you to make coffee.

Wow! Cute couple.

Moony..

Poochi, I was thinking
that we too should get married.

Great! The wavelengths
of our thoughts match.

I was also thinking of the same.
The marriage altar is ready.

Shall we go?

We'll not get married like this.
- Then?

We'll get married
in a lavish ceremony.

We'll have 1000-2000 guests.

We'll go for honeymoon
in Switzerland.

It'll be such great fun.

Brother, give me a spicy one.

Every girl wishes that
her groom comes in a horse.

(Camera Clicks)

Sandy didn't come.

Many, many thanks.

(Horn Honking)

(Indistinct Conversations)

Vibha, Sandy's girlfriend.

She met with an accident.

She is undergoing
treatment for three years.

She lives in an ashram.

Sandy spends his time
from 10-6 daily with Vibha..

..and recites every
lines written by him to her.

After watching them I realized
the true value of love.

Sandy and I planned the rest.

I kept the phone in the jeep.

We are together because of them.

Friend.. - Don't put up
an emotional drama now. Please.

Crazy fellow today is your wedding.

Enjoy. Play the music.

(Whistles)

"Saturday nights were
dedicated to alcohol."

"But things went wrong."

"Saturday nights were
dedicated to alcohol."

"But things went wrong."

"The friend's car which was supposed
to ride me ran out of petrol."

"Push the car."

"Help me reach the disco."

"Push the car."

"Help me reach the disco."

"I got stuck without any reason."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"Son-in-law came to my house."

"The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"Son-in-law came to my house."

"The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"I never got trapped
in matters of love."

"I used to remain happy."

"Then I got entangled
in horoscope by the priest."

"I was simple guy
whom everyone trapped."

"I never got trapped
in matters of love."

"I used to remain happy."

"Then I got entangled
in horoscope by the priest."

"I was simple guy
whom everyone trapped."

"We never thought that
you'll land in problem."

"We never thought that
you'll land in problem."

"It's a LOL,
a LOL situation for you."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

"A chaos took place."

It's good but it can be better,
play on.

"Son-in-law came to my house.
The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"Son-in-law came to my house."

"The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"Son-in-law came to my house."

"The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"Son-in-law came to my house."

"The city lit up."

"My daughter and son-in-law
have settled down now."

"Oh my beloved,
the distance will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"Oh my beloved,
the distance will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"I like the seafood."

"She wants a subway."

"When I say, "I love you",
she will say get away."

"Oh my beloved,
the distance will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"Oh my beloved,
the distance will increase."

"I'll get someone
new after separation."

"Someone new will come, my beloved."