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Don't suppose
you'd be interested

in making $200 an hour?

We arrest people like you.

You're the Barcelona man. Great.

I'll cut him off,
you corner him.

The sarge is gonna love it!

That's good, right. Alright.

Nice. Perfect.

Up, one more.
That's it. Smile.

- 'Let's see the eyes.'
- 'Okay. It's really nice.'

'Tilt the head down now.'

'Pop the eyes out.'

That's good.
Keep it moving.

- More teeth, more teeth.
- Nice. Great.

All the way up to the top.

Very nice. Beautiful.

Sit down, now.

Uh, Geoffrey, just a minute.

Let me fix this.

Okay, there we go.

Terrific.

That looks nice.
Okay, great.

'That's it.
Oh, that works nice.'

Come on, Sheila.
Little more life into it.

- 'Alright.'
- 'That's it, that's it.'

'Alright. Get ready
to slide, okay?'

'When I say slide.
Here we go!'

'Okay, now slide.'

Great, okay. That works.

- Let's go to the next place.
- Okay, that's it.

Nice, yeah.

- Good movement.
- Okay.

Okay, Bobbi and Linda,
Move in on each side.

Okay, girls, look at me
as you get on the slide.

Shake it up. That's it.
Heads to me.

- That's it. Be careful.
- Great.

'That's nice. Okay, fine.'

Keep looking at me.
Keep turning.

Alright, keep turning.
That's very nice.

Getting tired, Leslie.

You're getting rich, Sheila.

Keep it up.

Okay, girls. That's-that's fine.

- Let's go over to the swing.
- Wait.

And we're out of here
for that action, okay?

Sheila, you be here.

Linda and Bobbi,
come over here.

Great. Okay.
Now you be pushing from behind.

Okay? Okay, everybody
having lots of fun.

'You love it, it's marvelous.'

- 'Let's go.'
'

Bet that camera's
worth a lot of bucks.

There's only one way
to find out.

- It's good.
- Good.

Great. Okay, get the head down.

Okay. Terrific, girls.

Now, give me
that baby girl pout.

- That's real good.
- Okay, terrific, great.

Well, what do you think, Ponch?

I think we took a wrong turn

and wound up in paradise.

How come you never introduce

me to women like that?

Only when
you're ready, Bobby.

Only when you're ready.

Hey, that's my bag!

Go get the bag!

Hey, you!

I need you!

Oh, no!

Aah!

Alright. Put your hands
on your head.

I was wondering where you were.

Hey, somebody had to validate
their tickets.

You want to get the other joker?

Come on, this way.

I've already called LAPD.

They're on their way
to pick up these yo-yos.

Where are you going?

Returning this equipment
to those beautiful ladies.

How come you get
to take it back?

Hey, S-O-G-T-B-A.

S

Senior officer gets
the best assignments.

That was wonderful.

You were absolutely terrific.

I can't believe the way
you rode after them.

It was like a Western movie.

I'm always available
when there's a lady in distress.

I don't think
there's anything missing.

We were on them pretty fast.

Yeah. Everything
seems to be okay.

Thanks. This equipment
cost a lot of money.

Somebody say something
about breaking

for the rest of the day?

Come on, Geoffrey.
I'm on a tight budget.

The light's changing
on me, Leslie.

We can get the rest of the shots
back at the studio.

- Sure.

Police can come around
to the studio

later and finish the report.

I hope I can see you again,
Officer Poncherello.

Ponch. Count on it.

Sheila, why don't
you ride with me?

I already told Linda
I'd ride back with her.

We have business to talk over.

Some, uh...new poses
and layouts.

Definite possibilities.

See anything you like?

Not bad, not bad at all.

Really?

I don't suppose
you'd be interested

in making $200 an hour?

We arrest people like you.

Hey, I'm on the level.

How about 300?

How about introducing yourself?

Leslie Saint John.

One of my clients is marketing
a new line of jeans.

They call them
"the Barcelona man."

I'm gonna tell him
he's found his new model.

Oh, you also better tell him
that I'm a cop.

Just think of it
as a part-time job

in a pleasant
working environment.

There are a lot
of extra benefits...Ponch.

You do present
a tempting employee package.

Excuse me, ma'am.

The junior officer
is finished doing

all the routine work, sir.

We've got to get
back to work.

Think about it.
Call me. Soon.

You never know.

Stand back, please.

What's with the business card?

Leslie. She's got this idea
I could be a model.

That's ridiculous.

That's what I told her.

But the more I think about it..

...the more it sounds like fun.

Maybe she's got something
for me, too.

I doubt it.

They need an honest look.

Eight million dollars
in diamonds.

What a haul.

Thanks, Eddie.

Nice doing business with you.

Anytime, Mr. O'Brien.

- Thanks for the work.
- You bet.

That car up ahead..

'...doesn't have a current
registration sticker.'

Hit the reds.

He's not stopping.

Yeah, but he's not trying
to get away.

Let's see your
driver's license, please.

Oh, yeah.

Sorry for not stopping, officer.

Had my radio on and I didn't
see you till the last minute.

We stopped you, Mr. O'Brien
because you don't have

a current registration
sticker on your car.

That's impossible.

Mind if I take a look?

Go ahead.

You know, my business manager
handles all my bills.

I assumed he took care of this.

You don't remember getting
your sticker in the mail?

To tell you the truth,
officer, I've been so busy

with my business,
I haven't any idea.

My..

Look at my car.

Sorry, the door was locked.

It was just a force
of habit, I didn't..

And the brakes?

I thought I put it on.

- 'What a wipeout.'
- Yeah.

My insurance company's
gonna love this.

A wrecked car and...a ticket.

Uh, Mr. O'Brien, I think
we'll pass on that ticket.

Thanks.

Got a minute, sarge?

Oh, I always got time
for you, Frank.

Well, it won't take long.

Uh, about that outside
employment request I submitted?

Yeah, well, I'm running it
by the captain.

Well, you-you don't have to make

such a big deal out of it.

If it gets approved,
I'll just come by

your office
and pick it up, okay?

Yeah, I..

'The LAPD had a major robbery'

in which a courier
was hit as he was about

to get into his car
at the airport parking lot.

He was carrying $8 million
worth of loose diamonds.

Whatever happened
to credit cards?

Any suspects, sergeant?

Yeah, a witness saw, uh,
older brown car

with a dent in the driver's door
leaving the scene.

That's the kind of case
we ought to get involved in.

Calm yourself, tiger.

A reminder,
ladies and gentlemen

that the Pasadena freeway

remains our problem area
during the rush hour.

Be prepared to cover
for the unit on that beat.

Okay, that's it, oh, uh, Frank..

- I talked to the captain..
- Uh, sarge--

And he doesn't know why you want
to become a model, either

but, uh..

...your employment request
was approved.

Don't tell me "Field and Stream"
decided to have a centerfold.

One thing's for sure,
it's not "Ebony".

Ponch, I love a man
who's not afraid

to try a woman's game.

Thanks a lot, sarge.

I appreciate
the confidentiality.

Hey, no problem.

Alright, hit your beats.

Thanks for the backup.

Hey, you know
you're always number one

in my heart.

I'll trade you the tall blonde

for the name of this guy.

Eight million dollars
in diamonds.

Phew. What a bust!

Zorn..

...you were told
never to come here.

You were supposed to make
the delivery 8 hours ago.

Delivery's delayed.

That wasn't part
of the agreement.

Neither was giving me a car
with the wrong tags

on the license plate.

That's your problem.

You took half
the money up front.

'The boss expects
the contract to be honored.'

No, no, no.
That's ourproblem.

Otherwise I tell him
who reallymessed things up.

'I'd just walk away.'

The shipment's safe, isn't it?

Sure. Unless a couple
of chippies get curious.

And if they figure it out..

...kill 'em.

Okay, here we go nice and easy.

Make this camera
the eyes of the lady.

'Give me a little turn
to the right.'

Okay. Now, alright,
now-now, look back to me.

'Okay, alright, okay.'

'Okay. Now, tilt your head up.'

'No, not-not quite that high.'

Linda, Sheila. Move in.

'Each take a shoulder.'

- 'Alright.'
- 'There you go.'

That's it. Move in tight.

'That's the attitude
I'm looking for, Ponch.'

'Terrific.'

'Break their hearts,
sell our jeans.'

Are you getting
what I'm seeing, Geoffrey?

Absolutely.

'Isn't he gorgeous, girls?'

He's got a great body.

But up here...there's nothing.

'Okay, girls. Change sides.'

'Okay, Sheila? Full face.'

'That's it. Okay, both-both
hands on the shoulder.'

Come on, Sheila, give me
those million dollar eyes.

Come on!
Don't go dry on me!

Okay, let's-let's try Sheila
off for a while.

'Linda, change.'

'Okay, Ponch, I think
we can lose the chain.'

Why don't you try this
on the other wrist?

Linda, let's try it
on the floor.

Lie down. Okay.

Also, why don't you
try with one without the hat?

'That's terrific.'

'Alright, you're
the Barcelona man.'

'Great.'

'That'swhat I'm looking for.'

'That's it!'

Okay, everybody take five.

You were sensational.

- Nothing to it.

Hot stuff, Ponch.

You even surprised
your manager.

Ladies, will you excuse us
for a minute, please?

Got a minute, manager?

Sure. Everything alright?

'They treating you okay?'

I'm looking
into your dressing room now.

Ah, what's with
the manager stuff, huh?

Ponch..

...unless you have a manager
in this business..

...no one respects you.

'It's got to stop, Geoffrey.'

Five thousand dollars
the first of every month.

Shouldn't be too hard
to remember, Sheila.

I can't keep paying.

It has to end.

Oh, I hope not.

For your sake.

And what would you do
if I told the police?

Well...that's up to you.

You tell 'em your story..

...and I'll tell 'em mine.

Who will get hurt more?

I wonder what that's all about.

There's definitely
no love lost there.

Come on.

Everything alright?

Sure.

Excuse me,
I have to get to makeup.

'Um, tell him
we're on the set please, Ponch.'

You tell 'em I'll be here
in a minute, okay?

Anything you want to talk about?

I, uh..

I'm not in the talking
mood right now.

Hey, come on, sunshine.

You're gonna ruin that makeup.

It's already ruined.

Well, then it won't
make a difference.

And I have always
wanted to do this.

Oh, what are you doing?

There. That should do it.

I look ridiculous.

Only when you cry.

Sheila, I've been a cop too long

not to smell trouble.

Ponch..

...could somebody get
in a lot of trouble

for something they did
when they were 13, 14?

I don't think
the law is really trying

to punish kids, Sheila.

I've done such stupid things.

Let's talk about it, okay?

I don't get shocked
very easily.

If you had a little girl..

..and you loved her very much..

...then, your little girl..

...did something
very, very dumb..

I mean, the kinda thing
that would humiliate you

in front of your
friends and family..

'Could you ever forgive her?'

Yes, I could.

Nothing matters more
than someone I love.

- Ponch, I--
- 'There you are.'

I got a whole crew
waiting for the star.

In a minute, okay?

Go on. We'll talk
later, okay?

She's gonna
be fine, Ponch.

- We're waiting.
- Alright.

We willtalk later?

Yeah. Now go on.
I'll be fine.

Okay.

Hello, Sheila?

'HI. This is Sheila.'

'I'm not available
at the moment.'

'Please wait for the tone and
leave a message. Here it comes.'

Sheila, this is Ponch.

Please give me a call
right away.

I'm very worried about you.

She's still not home.

Did she say anything
when she left the studio?

Nothing. She ran out while
you were on the set.

There's something wrong.

- It's got a dent in the door!
- Oh, come on, man.

So did the other four brown cars
you made me stop today.

One more isn't gonna
make a difference.

An eight million dollar caper?

Alright.
Let's get it over with.

Excuse me, sir. Can we talk
to you for a minute?

Yeah.

I'll cut him off,
you corner him.

Aah!

Whoa!

Ooh!

Uhh!

He was on sale.
Eight million bucks.

Bargain basement
beauty.

Thank you, Mrs. Simon.
I appreciate that.

Would you call me if she
shows up or you hear anything?

Thank you.

Her manager's not even able
to find her, either.

Maybe she's just trying
to get her act together.

Sometimes people like
to be alone for a while.

Hey, there they are.

Central's answer
to Batman and Robin.

What put you
on his tail?

Ponch was on the phone,
and this guy comes pulling in--

Uh, good police work.

Uh, you know, I have been
following this case

from the very beginning.

Actually, what it took was
putting two and two together.

Then who gave
youthe answer?

Did you get any more information
out of that guy you busted?

'The LAPD's talking to him.'

Man, I wish we could follow
the whole case through.

Uh, where does it say
in the department manual

that the A shift
gets a rest period

during the middle
of the day?

Just trying to learn
police work, sarge.

Me, too.

Well, are you gonna
get out on the streets

or you gonna milk
this lucky bust forever?

You know, it's not
as if you put the whole gang

out of business,
you just got the driver.

- We're on our way, sarge.
- Alright.

He's real happy
with that bust.

The sergeant's right.
We should get the whole gang.

How long does it
usually take

to make sergeant?

First of all, man, you
gotta get through probation.

Ahh, piece of cake!

Hey, what's
the holdup?

I don't know.

I don't see
any accident.

Get off the street,
please.

Come on. Let's go,
back it up.

Come on.

Get that traffic
moving.

Let's go, move it out!
Come on.

I don't believe it.

The sarge is gonna
love it!

Isn't he gorgeous?

'That's what
I call a hunk.'

Wouldn't you love
to be in her place?

It's him!
The Barcelona man!

- On the motorcycle!

Please, please, ladies!

Now, please, get back
on the side of the road.

Come on, please.

Get back on the side
of the road, please.

- It's him!
- Hey, officer!

'Ponch!'

What do you think?

I didn't know it was
gonna be so big.

Do you like him?

Yeah!

'Now for the really
great news.'

The sponsor has flipped.

He's on his way out here
to meet you.

You know what he said?

"Finally, a real man
in real jeans."

Yeah, that's
very nice, Leslie

but I gotta clear up
this traffic, okay?

Ponch, listen,
we're not talking about

part-time work here anymore.

Successful models make
six-figure checks

TV series, movie careers!

That's how Tom Selleck
got started.

Leslie, I'm not Tom Selleck.

I'm Frank Poncherello,
and I happen to like

being on the highway patrol.

I'll explain it to you all
after the commercial.

'15 Mary-6 and 7'

'meet 15 Mary-10 at Reseda
and sunset, code 3.'

- Mary-6 and 7 responding.
- '10-4, Mary-6.'

Let's roll, Hot Dog.

Where are you going?

'To work.'

- Kathy spotted a jumper.

She's trying to talk her down

'but she found out
Ponch knows her.'

It's Sheila!

Come on.

Sheila, I'm on your side.

I won't do anything that you
don't want to do yourself.

I don't believe you.

You're trying
to trick me.

- Not much.

Her parents flew in for
a surprise visit from Nebraska

here we are.

Loop the belts.

Come on.

Be careful, Ponch.

Just don't
get an itch.

Ponch, don't come
any closer.

Sheila, we're
just gonna talk.

We promised to talk,
remember?

There's nothing
left to say.

Sure there is.
There's lots to say.

I know right now
it seems like the easy way

is to hurt yourself,
to destroy something.

But that's not
the truth.

Ponch, I've hurt
so many people.

People who love me.

People who trusted me.

People who thought I was
their good, little girl.

Don't you think
they deserve the chance

to live
with your mistake?

Ponch, you don't know
what I did.

It has to do with Geoffrey,
doesn't it

I don't wanna talk about it.

'Something about a guy
with a nice smile'

and a sweet line of talk?

And a little girl who
wanted to make it fast?

Am I right?

You're making it all
sound so easy, and it's not!

I know it's not, baby.

I know it's very serious.

And I know you're hurting.

But there really are others.

Your folks, people who care.

'Don't let them down
because you made a mistake.'

Try to think
about that, alright?

You got a lot of folks
that love you, Sheila.

Hey, and what about me, huh?

'You wouldn't leave me alone
with Leslie, would you?'

'She'll have me
doing underwear ads.'

I need you to protect me.

You wouldn't leave
a friend like me

out on a ledge all
by himself, would you?

Sheila..

...come home, huh?

Come home.

Hold on!

Please hold on, Ponch!

Take her.

I was so scared.

Me, too, baby.

Now, why don't you let Kathy
take you home to your folks?

They've been waiting
for you.

Thank you, Ponch.

It's alright.

Not bad for a day's
work, huh?

Partner,
I'm proud of you.

I want Geoffrey..

...real bad.

Sarge, I want
the whole shot on this guy

George H Wilson,
also known as Geoffrey.

Local, state,
and federal records.

Tell me about his associates,
his bank accounts

even what he eats
for breakfast!

For the record,
Frank, you keeping this

on a professional level?

Wouldn't have it
any other way, sarge.

Alright.
I'll put a rush on it.

I got a hold of the LAPD

follow up request
on the diamond robbery.

- It's hot.

They got
Eddie Riles to give

a full description
of the guy who hired him.

Mid-20s, with
a scar underneath his left eye.

Am I ringing any bells?

The guy with the car
over the cliff.

O'Brien. I called
the insurance company

no one ever told them
of an accident.

He didn't want
a claims investigator

checking out the car.

Could you think of
a better place to let

some hot diamonds cool off?

Did you call LAPD?

Are you crazy?
This is our case.

- Let's go.
- Wait a minute, wait.

What do you mean,
"let's go"?

This is an LAPD case.

We'll let 'em know after
we find the diamonds.

Let's go.

Oh, why am I listening
to a probationer?

If this pans out,
Bobby...you'll be a hero.

And if it doesn't?

If it doesn't, my friend,
I'm gonna send you

my cleaning bill.

O'Brien must have come back
and got the car.

- We're too late.
- Looks that way.

Wait a minute. If all
O'Brien wanted was the diamonds

he would have left the car.

Then who took the car?

Those city guys are pretty,
fast at towing wrecks.

Suppose O'Brien
figured on that?

Suppose he did.

There it is.

'
- 'They're beautiful.'

Delivery's complete.

Our business
is finished.

Okay.

No, no, no, no.

Didn't they ever teach you
to count in reform school?

Put your hands
on your head.

Did you see the look
on Grossman's face

when we wrapped
those turkeys up?

I'm not gonna be satisfied

until we wrap up
Geoffrey the same way.

'Mary-6 and 7, this
is S-3, come in.'

Mary-6 and 7.
Go ahead, sarge.

'Thought you'd like to know the
LAPD Chief of police called me'

'to personally congratulate me
on the diamond bust.'

That's ourcase!

'I also thanked him
on your behalf.'

'Oh, Ponch,
Jenny got our information'

'on the photographer, I'm
sending it out with Grossman.'

That's a 10-4!

The sarge took credit
on our case!

Pull over!
Pull it over!

I can't! I got to get
to the hospital!

Pull it over
right now!

Okay! But you'll
be sorry!

Please, I gotta get
to the hospital in a hurry.

- My wife's having a baby!
- 'It's too late, George!'

'I told you it was
gonna be too late!'

You mean y-your wife's..
Your wife's having a baby now?

That's what she says.
And believe me

when my wife says,
she's gonna have a baby now

she's gonna have a baby now.

Of course, she's just
doing this to spite me.

Your wife's having
a baby to spite you?

No, she's having a baby
nowto spite me!

'Oh, shut up, George,
and get me some help!'

'Ow!'

Help me, help me.

- It's coming!
- Take it easy, Mrs. Stewart.

I'm gonna help you
have a nice baby.

'

He had to see the Sequoias.

They're over
two million years old

'but he couldn't wait
two more months!'

'I told him I was gonna
go into labor early!'

- Call the paramedics.

Mr. Stewart, it's dark in here!
You got a flashlight?

Yeah, there's one hanging behind
the door on the left.

Would you come in here
and help us, please?

I don't want him in here!

It's all his fault!
I could've been in the hospital!

'Aah! Ow!'

Paramedics are
on the way.

Grab that water.
Come on.

She's going into heavy labor.
We're gonna have to move fast.

Grab that flashlight, we'll pull
back the sheets and shine it.

'
- We're gonna deliver this baby.

- Right here.

Will you hold
that light?

Sure, she's gonna
blame it on me.

I knew she would.

Her mother was
exactly the same way.

My mother told me
not to marry you!

Easy, Mrs. Stewart, alright?

This is the most natural
occurrence in the world.

I could've canceled the trip!
It wasn't that important!

- You're the one who insisted!
- That's not true!

Could you two hold it
down for a second?

Oh, that's fine.
Fine, Mrs. Stewart.

Just keep on breathing.

Breathe.
Keep breathing.

Look, you have
to breathe anyway!

Will you just breathe
for the man?

I ambreathing, George!
Shut up!

Bobby, will you hold that
flashlight steady!

This is as steady
as it gets.

Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it.
Wonderful, Mrs. Stewart.

Breathe. Come on..

I can see the baby.

It's a girl.
It's a girl!

A girl!

Oh, that's what
I've always wanted!

'Here you are, Mrs. Stewart.'

Oh, darling, I'm..
I'm so happy!

George, I love you.

I love you, darling.

Shouldn't we do something
about the umbilical cord?

Just leave
the cord alone.

Best thing to do is place
the baby on the mother's chest

'and let them relax together.'

'Paramedics will
handle the rest.'

Darling?
Do you think I could..

I could come in now?

'I love you, George.'

I love you!

I suppose a guy
could always get

a little experience
here and there.

I suppose you're right.

Jenny said you
were in a rush

for this information.

It's about Geoffrey.

Hey, Nelson! You look like
you've delivered a baby.

Ponch! Where did you run off to?

The sponsor was furious.

Never mind, we have a lot
of business to talk about.

Not now,
Leslie, okay?

'Where's Geoffrey?'

Probably in the darkroom.
What's wrong?

You stay out here, okay?

Like Ponch said,
you just wait here.

Didn't you see
that sign on the door?

We wanna talk
to you about Sheila.

Some other time, guys.

I'm a little busy right now.

'Some of us have
to work for a living.'

I knew I was gonna
like this.

We found out about
your sleazy friends

who sell magazines
that feature photographs

of underage, nude girls.

What friends?

We also found out
that you had the same problem

in St. Louis a couple years ago.

Guess what, Geoffrey?
The St. Louis police

wanna talk about
old times to you.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

I've never been in St. Louis.

It doesn't matter.

You got an account
to settle here...for Sheila.

I never did anything
to her that she didn't want done

in the first place.

Exposure, circulation

a chance to break
in the business.

That's a lot of fancy
words for extortion

and contributing
to the delinquency of a minor.

'Maybe you can do a photo study
on the life of prison.'

You're sure gonna
have enough time.

Geoffrey,
what is going on in here..

Aah!

Alright, jack, out.

What do you think?

A little flabby
in the biceps.

'I'll never make you sorry.'

'I'll forgive
you anything, dear.'

'Can't you please forgive me?'

When I try
to look ahead without you

why, everything
goes blank.

I love you, dear.
I can't go on without you!

'And now, the Barcelona man.'

Everybody,
this is it.

♪ He's the Barcelona man

♪ So tall and lean and tan

♪ Our man

♪ In jeans

♪ The sexy Barcelona man

♪ So firm and lean and tan

♪ Our man

♪ In jeans

♪ Ole♪

Alright, Ponch!

Whoo-hoo!

Ponch, I can't believe
you'd give all this up.

Leslie, doing that
commercial and the billboard

was a lot of fun.

But this is where it's at.

Ole!

It's Tijuana Man!