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(upbeat music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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-Jeremy, party of five!
-That's us!
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Ooh, oh.
Ah! Excuse me.
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Whew.
(chuckles)
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Remember when we
had to legally
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stand six feet apart
from one another?
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Yeah,
I miss it.
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-Excuse us.
-Oh, excuse us.
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Sorry.
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Carrie?
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Is that
Bitsy von Muffling?
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-Carrie. Excuse me.
-Yep, that's Bitsy.
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I can't believe it.
I cannot believe it.
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Oh, it's been forever.
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Do we hug
or bump elbows?
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Sign language,
smoke signals.
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Where are we these days?
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And, and where's
the fourth musketeer?
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Where's Samantha?
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Oh, um, she's
no longer with us.
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No, no, no, no.
She didn't die.
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Charlotte:
Oh no! No, no. I'm so sorry, no.
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I just meant
she's not with us.
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-She's in London.
-Oh, thank god.
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After the horror show
we've been through,
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I just assume
anyone I haven't seen
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in a while
has passed on,
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or... gave up
and moved to Palm Beach.
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-No, she moved
to the U.K. for work. -Smart.
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Sexy sirens in their 60s
are still viable over there.
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-Well, enjoy.
-Friend: Bitsy, are you coming?
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Group:
Bye!
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Remember when we
couldn't air kiss hello or goodbye?
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Yes, I miss it.
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Carrie, party of three!
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-Yay! Yes, that's us. Yay.
-Nice! Here we go.
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♪ ♪
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I stepped on a used condom
in Brady's room this morning.
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-Eww--
-Wait!
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I was barefoot at the time.
Okay now.
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-Eww.
-Ooh, does anyone wanna split the croque madame?
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I will.
Did you hear what I said?
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Mm-hm.
Are we getting fries with that?
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I stepped on my son's
semen before coffee.
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We are definitely
getting fries with that.
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-Hmm.
-This is totally on Steve and me.
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We started letting
Luisa spend the night because we like her,
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and now Brady's bedroom
floor is a minefield.
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Well, it's good
he's using protection.
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Now that is seeing
the condom as half full.
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When do you start school?
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What?
I changed the subject. Life's too short.
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I'm starting with
spring semester next week.
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-Wow.
-Oh, really? Next week?
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Are you gonna,
you know--
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Go crazy?
Too late, already happened.
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No, color your hair.
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Now where is that darn
waitperson with the check?
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-We haven't even ordered yet.
-Oh, I know, but I want out now.
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I just think
the gray ages you.
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No, you think
the gray ages you
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because if we're friends,
and I am this age,
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you can't be whatever age
you're pretending to be.
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I am not pretending
to be any age.
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-I am 55.
-What? You want a medal?
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Yes. Yes, I do.
Can I get a medal?
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Yes, you can,
and when I turn 55 in 10 years,
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I would like
a medal as well.
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-Thank you.
-And... why are you just going after me?
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Carrie dyes
her hair, too.
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Yeah, but hers is obvious.
You're trying to pass.
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Yeah, but obvious
in a good way, right?
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'Cause this kind of "obvious,"
it don't come cheap.
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You look great gray,
but I miss the red.
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And I just thought
it might be fun,
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you know, for
the start of school.
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Yeah, for all your
playdates and things.
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Charlotte, I'm getting
a Master's in Human Rights
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to pair with my law degree,
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so, hopefully,
I can become an advocate for women who need one.
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I don't have to be
a spicy redhead to do that.
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I mean, we can't
just stay who we were.
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-Right?
-Absolutely.
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And there are more
important issues
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in the world than
trying to look young.
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg
dyed her hair.
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Mic drop.
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Wow, I've gotta get him.
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Do you see his hat?
Looks like a light fixture.
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-For my Instagram.
-(camera clicks)
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How's all that goin'?
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Uh, you know,
when I first started doing it,
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it was really just for me,
you know, just for fun,
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posting strangers who
have interesting style,
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but now... that
I'm on that podcast,
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it's kind of
growing into a thing.
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Wow. Instagram, podcast.
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I guess you're passing
as younger, too.
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Still haven't listened
to it, have you?
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Carrie,
I love you to death,
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but I draw the line
at podcasts.
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I just ran into LTW
in the ladies' room.
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Great! I don't know
what that means.
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Lisa Todd Wexley.
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Everyone at school
calls her LTW.
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Now, is LTW a person,
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-or a sorority you
hope to pledge. -I know, I know.
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I sound so silly,
but she's just so cool.
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She is a documentarian,
and a humanitarian.
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And her husband, Herbert,
is an investment banker who might run for mayor.
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And she's on
the International "Vogue" Best-Dressed List.
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Wow, I think I need a nap.
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We are on the parent
school board together,
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so, this year, we've
been getting to know each other better
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'cause she signed
her son, Henry, up
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to study with the same
piano teacher that Lily studies with.
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-Oh, which reminds me--
-To breathe?
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You haven't RSVP'd yet
for Lily's piano recital.
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Oh, I know.
I'm sorry, sweetie. I can't go.
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Big and I are driving
out east on Wednesday.
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Can't you drive out Friday?
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'Cause Lily has
been practicing
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for this night
every day for a year.
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Sweetie, I know,
but Big already took time off.
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But you could
go to the Hamptons with Big any time.
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And this concert
is at the Manhattan School of Music.
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It's a very big deal.
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The Manhattan School
of Music, Carrie.
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The Manhattan
School of Music.
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I'm sorry, where is
the concert again?
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All right, I'll talk
to him. I will.
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-Oh, hi!
-I don't wanna interrupt.
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-Oh, you're not interrupting!
-Hi.
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These are my
very best friends, Miranda and Carrie.
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-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Lisa.
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Charlotte has told me
so much about you both.
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Well, we just got
the crash course on you, too.
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-Oh no.
-(all laughing)
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-That's a great bracelet.
-It's interesting, right?
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It's this 20-year-old out
of Jackson, Mississippi, I came across online.
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-She's amazing.
-Oh, that's great.
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Oh my god.
Who ordered the French fries?
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I'd have to know you
a lot longer before I confessed that.
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-Can I have one?
-Sure, they're cold.
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-But they're still
greasy, right? -(group laughing)
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-So bad, they're good.
-Ooh, yikes, I'm gonna be late.
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I have to go
do a podcast.
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-They're like jury duty now.
-Yeah, I should go, too.
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Um, it was
really, really nice to meet you.
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-Any friend of French fries
is a friend of mine. -Hope to see you again.
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-Yeah, same here.
-(all saying "goodbye")
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-Sit!
-What did you get at Oscar?
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-Show me.
-Oh, it's for the girls.
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-Ta-da!
-(gasps) It's gorg.
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I just wanted them to have
something so special
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for Lily's big night.
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Henry is gonna
bomb this recital.
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-Oh, no, he won't.
-It's my fault.
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I started him too late.
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I have to force
him to practice.
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I literally have
to pry his fingers
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off the PlayStation,
and put them on the keyboard.
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Well, you know what?
He's a beginner.
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-People will understand.
-People might, but my mother-in-law won't.
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She's a world-renowned
concert pianist,
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and an even more
accomplished pain in my ass.
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Oh, my friends are waiting.
I'll call you later.
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-Bye.
-Bye! I'll talk to you soon.
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Lisa:
Yes! Bye.
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Miranda:
Don't stress if you can't make the recital.
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Her piano teacher
rents that venue.
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It's the Park Avenue
equivalent of
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"every kid
gets a trophy."
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Still, I should go.
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Charlotte's
an amazingly supportive friend.
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-She listens to the podcast.
-(Miranda chuckles)
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You know,
it is kinda like she's dead...
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Samantha.
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We never even
talk about her.
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Well, what is
there to say?
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I told her that
because of, you know,
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what the book
business is now,
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it just didn't make
sense for me to...
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keep her on
as a publicist. She said, "Fine,"
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-and then fired me as a friend.
-She didn't fire you.
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Okay, she stopped
returning my calls.
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You know Samantha.
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-Her pride got damaged.
-Which was why I kept
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leaving her voicemails,
asking her to please call me back,
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so we could talk
about this and fix it.
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Look, I understand
that she was upset,
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but I thought
I was more to her than an ATM.
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You are.
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-She was embarrassed.
-So embarrassed she took a job and moved to London?
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Wait, have you
spoken to her?
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No, neither
has Charlotte.
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I mean,
we texted and called, but we never heard back.
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-Do you think, maybe, if you--
-I did. Multiple texts.
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-And nothing.
-Okay.
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Well, then I guess
that's all we can, you know, do.
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-So weird.
-I know.
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I always thought
the four of us would be friends forever.
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-Anyway, up I go.
-Okay.
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-Okay, thanks for walking me.
-Sure.
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Hey, Carrie...
My hair?
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Fabulous.
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♪ ♪
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Hi, everyone.
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That's it? That's all
the greeting I get after I rescued you?
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Are you talking to me or Burton?
'Cause you rescued me, too.
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Lily, that is
a terrible thing to say.
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I know.
That's why I said it.
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Well, never say it again,
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and, for the record,
you rescued me.
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Mwah!
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-Please love me.
-Mom, don't be so needy.
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I am not being needy.
He's withholding.
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-Do you wanna see your dress?
-Mm-hm.
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Do you wanna see
the dress, Richard Burton?
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Do you wanna
see the dress, hm?
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Da-da-da-da!
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-So pretty!
-I love it.
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And what's in
the other bag?
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A dress for Rose,
of course.
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(scoffs)
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-We are here!
-Hit it, kiddo. Hit it hard.
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Ooh, nicely done.
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Okay, go for it, Dad.
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Harry, you better
not have your hands on those walls again!
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I don't!
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Much...
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Just once or twice.
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-I'm gettin' really good, babe.
-You are ridiculous.
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-But it keeps you guessin'.
-Yes.
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Rose, honey, let me show
you the dress I got you for Lily's concert.
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I am gettin' there.
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Uh-huh, yeah, yeah.
239
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-Isn't it pretty?
-Ooh.
240
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Okay... define pretty.
241
00:10:28,002 --> 00:10:31,047
-Uh, Dad?
-Harry: What?
242
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,883
Bike helmet not
a good look on a 58-year-old Jew?
243
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(laughs)
244
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(light music playing)
245
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:46,437
-Oh, honey, I'm home!
-Hey, kid.
246
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Let the wine begin.
247
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♪ ♪
248
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Mmm.
249
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Is that supposed
to make me forget that you're a half-hour late?
250
00:11:01,118 --> 00:11:02,411
-Did it?
-Oh yeah.
251
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,373
Then my work
here is done.
252
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:09,460
How was your day?
253
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:13,506
Perfect.
The Dow and the Mets both up.
254
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,424
Carrie:
Very nice.
255
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,719
Hey... that shady fish guy
256
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,471
tried to slip me some
low-rent salmon again.
257
00:11:20,554 --> 00:11:23,140
I said, "At these prices?"
Oh, no, sir.
258
00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:25,518
No, no, no, no, no.
259
00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,978
That is not
the Copper River sockeye salmon.
260
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,064
(chuckles)
261
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:34,568
-What?
-I'm just wondering who this person is I'm looking at
262
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,570
because I remember
when you kept
263
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,405
your sweaters
in the stove.
264
00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:40,241
I remember when
your hair was black.
265
00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,659
Oh, that's really
uncalled for.
266
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:45,788
-Totally uncalled for.
-You wanna go there, huh?
267
00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:48,457
'Cause I can go there.
268
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,584
Well why don't you
stop going there,
269
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:53,254
and go there, and put on
the album du jour.
270
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,130
Okay, Mr. Big.
271
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,715
What letter we up to?
272
00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:58,592
"R," last night
was Ronstadt.
273
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:02,430
That's right.
Yep, Ronstadt. Here we are.
274
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:05,433
So, tonight is
Todd Rundgren.
275
00:12:05,516 --> 00:12:08,519
-Oh, that's my favorite
fucking album. -Fucking album.
276
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,146
You know, you've
said that about
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pretty much every
album since we started
278
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,441
this little dinner
ritual waaay back
279
00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,068
on day three
of the lockdown.
280
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,155
-What's your point?
-My point is...
281
00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:22,199
-You got a lot of favorites.
-John: Yes, I do.
282
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:26,120
("Hello It's Me" by
Todd Rundgren playing)
283
00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:27,413
But this guy--
284
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:34,587
This guy
and this song... this song.
285
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,839
(sings along)
♪ Hello it's me ♪
286
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:45,264
♪ I've thought about us
for a long, long time ♪
287
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,642
♪ Maybe I think too much
but something's wrong ♪
288
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:56,025
♪ There's something here
doesn't last too long ♪
289
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:59,487
♪ Maybe I shouldn't
think of you as mine ♪
290
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:03,073
Oh, I'm yours,
and I'm hungry.
291
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,283
Okay, what do I do to help?
292
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:07,536
-Salt the fish, please.
-(chuckles) 'Kay.
293
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,330
♪ Seeing you ♪
294
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,915
Hey, can we wait to drive out
295
00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:13,876
-to the Hamptons 'til Friday?
-♪ Or seeing anything ♪
296
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:16,128
Charlotte really
wants me to go to
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00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,964
Lily's recital
on Thursday.
298
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:22,510
Thank you.
Do you wanna come with me?
299
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:26,514
Didn't think so.
300
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,182
Well, what are you
gonna do that night?
301
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:30,267
Oh, don't worry about me.
302
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:34,355
I'll be spending the night
at home... with Allegra.
303
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,649
Oh, her again?
304
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,985
Yes, jealous?
305
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:40,486
That's enough salt.
306
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,364
Yeah, I'm jealous.
307
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:46,242
I'm jealous of your
Peloton instructor.
308
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,160
Well, you should be.
309
00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,204
You know she's
from Barcelona?
310
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,289
-She motivates me.
-(Carrie chuckles)
311
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,833
And she's giving me
a special shout-out
312
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on my thousandth ride.
313
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,171
Aw, you love
shout-outs.
314
00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,383
♪ Think of me ♪
315
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:09,890
♪ You know that I'd be
with you if I could ♪
316
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:12,851
- ♪ I'll come around ♪
-♪ 'Round to see you once in a while ♪
317
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:20,734
♪ Or if you ever need
a reason to smile ♪
318
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:25,072
♪ And spend the night
if you think I should ♪
319
00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,407
Pepper.
320
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,287
(deep bass music playing)
321
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,414
♪ ♪
322
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:41,964
Oh.
323
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,393
♪ ♪
324
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,740
Hi.
325
00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,532
Could I get a glass
of Chablis, please?
326
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,868
Oh, we don't
open 'til 11.
327
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:15,039
-It's 11:00 somewhere.
-Sorry, ma'am.
328
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,669
Okay, I'll wait.
329
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,383
(music continues)
330
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,395
(indistinct chatter)
331
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:53,327
-Hey, that's where
the professor sits. -Oh, sorry.
332
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:56,747
Thanks.
333
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,124
Thank you.
334
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:01,919
(door shuts)
335
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,339
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
336
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,883
That's where
the professor sits.
337
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,219
Uh, sorry,
he just told me.
338
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,680
-Someone's quick
with the pronouns. -Uh, it's fine.
339
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,848
I am the professor.
340
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,477
-Wa-- Y-You're the professor?
-Yeah.
341
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,688
-You're Nya Wallace?
-(chuckles) Yes.
342
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,356
Why do you seem
so surprised?
343
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,692
Well, your braids.
344
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,402
A law professor can't
have hair like mine?
345
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:29,530
-Why is that?
-Oh, no, no, no. I didn't, I didn't mean
346
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:31,240
because of the braids.
I was, I was--
347
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,118
I, I was just thrown
because the braids
348
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,787
are, are so different than
the hair in your photo
349
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,372
on the Columbia website.
350
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:39,873
My comment had
nothing whatsoever
351
00:16:39,957 --> 00:16:40,708
to do with it being
a Black hairstyle.
352
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:42,543
I, I knew that
you were Black
353
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,211
when I signed up
for this class.
354
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:44,920
Uh, that was
important to me.
355
00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,842
You signed up for this class
because I'm Black?
356
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:52,302
Well, not just
because you're Black.
357
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:54,221
I picked this class
because...
358
00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,264
you're such a force
in academia
359
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:58,892
on top of everything you do
as a community activist.
360
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,394
God, I sound like
such a brown-nose.
361
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:02,479
I mean, um...
362
00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:05,232
please just forget
363
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:07,818
that I ever said
anything about your hair.
364
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,738
Hair has...
nothing whatsoever
365
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,781
to do with, uh,
appropriateness,
366
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,492
or intelligence,
or gravitas, obviously.
367
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,577
I mean, do I look like
someone who attaches
368
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,245
any significance to hair?
369
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:22,499
I, I let mine go gray,
and I don't care if it makes me look old.
370
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:25,419
Not that I'm ageist.
Do I sound ageist?
371
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,337
You really want me
to answer that question?
372
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,799
I am so sorry for
taking everyone's time.
373
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:31,717
This is not
at all who I am.
374
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,302
I will just be quiet now.
375
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:34,928
Okay, uh...
376
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,766
-Hi, hi, hello, everyone.
-(all greet professor)
377
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,684
Welcome to
Policies and Principles of Humanitarian Law.
378
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,061
I am Professor
Nya Wallace,
379
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,938
and before we
delve into this
380
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:45,647
complicated
and important work,
381
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,108
I just want to clear up
382
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:50,944
that on the Columbia
University website,
383
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,114
-I am rockin' a short
Halle Berry, right? -(all chuckling)
384
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:58,577
This is "X, Y, and Me,"
the podcast that talks about
385
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,288
gender roles, sexual roles,
and... cinnamon rolls.
386
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:04,917
-(laughing)
-All the roles I care passionately about.
387
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,794
Representing
the cisgender women is...
388
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,586
Carrie Bradshaw.
389
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,797
-Hey, hey.
-Hey, Ms. Cis.
390
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,008
And representing
the cishet men is...
391
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,093
the dude himself,
Jackie Nee.
392
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:18,430
What up, sista-brotha?
(laughs)
393
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,681
That's right because
I'm both and neither.
394
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:23,310
I am Che Diaz, your host.
395
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,312
And queer, nonbinary,
Mexican, Irish diva
396
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,690
representing everyone
else outside these two boring genders.
397
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,317
Soundboard:
Woke moment!
398
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:31,693
-(laughing)
-And yes, I know that no one person
399
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,654
can represent all the genders,
400
00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:34,947
and sexual orientations,
401
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:38,450
or an entire race,
and I, I fully acknowledge
402
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,286
that we are complicated,
diverse beings
403
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,204
here on this wondrous planet
404
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:45,415
all just striving to be
our very best self.
405
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:48,168
-Many of us just
tryin' to get laid. -(all laughing)
406
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:48,919
Or at least that's what
we talk about on my show,
407
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:51,088
so let's figure
some shit out.
408
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,631
-Who's got what?
-I'll go.
409
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:53,715
-Carrie: Oh, okay.
-Hi, Carrie.
410
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,967
-Hello.
-I have a question
411
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,176
for you about women.
412
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,719
What is it, Jackie?
413
00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:01,014
Why don't you see women
jerkin' it on the subway?
414
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,559
I'm hoping that's
a multiple choice question.
415
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:06,687
Yeah, good one, Jackie.
I was worried you were gonna ask something sophomoric,
416
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,896
like, "What can I,
as a straight cis male,
417
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,190
"personally do to eradicate
the harmful patriarchal system
418
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,861
of the gender binary,
and compulsory heterosexuality?"
419
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,780
No, but for serious, I see
dudes masturbating everywhere.
420
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,241
I saw a guy jerkin' off
on the J train today.
421
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,033
I guess that's what
the "J" stands for.
422
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,203
And the "A" train
stands for anal.
423
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,705
-Oh, that must be
why I don't ride it. -(Jackie laughs)
424
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:27,332
Soundboard:
Woke moment!
425
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,042
Sexual expression
of any kind should
426
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:29,751
always be discussed
and consented to
427
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,879
by all parties
involved.
428
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589
Unless it's just you
and your sex toys.
429
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,424
Then, go ahead!
430
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,050
-(Jackie laughs)
-Surprise yourself.
431
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,761
Che:
All right, let's, uh, move off the prototypes,
432
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,222
and into the personal.
Jackie--
433
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,641
-Yeah.
-Have you ever masturbated out in pub--
434
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,393
Nah, you know what?
Let's just speed this along.
435
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:49,396
Is there any public place
where you haven't masturbated?
436
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:53,525
-Uh... nah.
-(all laughing)
437
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,818
I like to masturbate
at Yankee Stadium.
438
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,737
Well, my version
of masturbation.
439
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,196
I, uh, I wear a Yankees cap,
440
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,825
and I just, uh, I sit
there sippin' a beer,
441
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:03,076
and...
442
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,703
I really get off
on watching
443
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,705
the bros try
to figure out what I am.
444
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:09,207
And it's not just the dudes.
It's also the ladies.
445
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,627
-I'm an equal
opportunity confuser. -(Jackie chuckles)
446
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,211
-What about you, Carrie?
-Oh, me? What? What? What?
447
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,715
Oh. What about,
What about me? Oh, oh, oh--
448
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:19,885
Oh, are you ask--
You're asking me about, about masturbation?
449
00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,804
Yes, I'm, I'm asking
you about masturbation.
450
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,139
Particularly you.
Do you masturbate?
451
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:27,726
Uh, I would like
to buy a vowel, please.
452
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,938
(giggling)
453
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,607
Sorry, I don't--
I don't know what that means.
454
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,817
Um, okay, yes, sorry.
455
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,903
Let's see. Ooh, yes.
I'm here, okay.
456
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,281
Yes, go. I'm here. Yes.
457
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,116
Um... have you
ever masturbated in a public place?
458
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,995
Uh, well, uh, not
since Barneys closed.
459
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,872
-Che: Hmm.
-Uh, what's Barneys?
460
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,459
Okay, now that's offensive.
461
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:53,168
(street noise)
462
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,674
What are we thinkin'
time frame-wise about our next IVF round?
463
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,259
I don't know, Andre.
464
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:02,511
Uh, my body still feels off
from that last round,
465
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,806
and why're we talkin' about this
as I'm gettin' on mass transit?
466
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,683
Uh, Samuel was just kinda
467
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,018
pushing me about
whether I'm going out on the tour or not.
468
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,395
-Now you're pushing me?
-Andre: Am I?
469
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:15,691
Um, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to. My bad. I just--
470
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:16,858
Andre:
I didn't wanna keep him hangin'.
471
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,986
They've been
so good to me.
472
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,362
No, I get that, um...
473
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,827
Uh... I guess what
I'm saying is, um...
474
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,869
I'm feeling--
475
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:30,330
(whimsical music playing)
476
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:32,624
Can't talk right now.
477
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,875
Andre:
No, no. Uh, go ahead, Ny.
478
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:36,378
-You're feelin' what?
-I can't talk right now, Andre Rashad.
479
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,256
I have a student
lookin' right at me. (chuckles)
480
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,132
Shit, she's comin' over here.
481
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:44,678
Okay, I gotta go.
Uh, I'll be home soon.
482
00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:47,055
I'll set dinner.
Nothin' but love.
483
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,265
Okay, bye.
484
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:50,892
I just wanted
to introduce myself
485
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,894
in a non-manic,
non-crazy lady way.
486
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,063
-Oh. (chuckles)
-I'm Miranda Hobbes,
487
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,898
and that, I don't even
know what to call it,
488
00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,358
-performance I gave
about your hair-- -It's fine.
489
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:01,862
-We don't have to do that again.
-Miranda: Oh, I hear ya.
490
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,447
I, I just wanted you
to know that I am,
491
00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:05,991
actually, a serious person,
492
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,744
and that being in your class
means a lot to me.
493
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,370
-I, I quit--
-(loud guitar riff playing)
494
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:12,664
I, uh--
495
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,499
(talking louder):
I left corporate law,
496
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,710
recently, after
almost 30 years
497
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:19,129
because I couldn't be part
of the problem anymore.
498
00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:21,214
I was at home
watching CNN
499
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,675
when the Muslim ban
was initiated,
500
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,844
and I saw all
those attorneys
501
00:22:25,927 --> 00:22:28,221
out at the airport
offering assistance,
502
00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:28,889
and I just--
The next thing I knew,
503
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:32,350
I was in a cab
goin' to JFK
504
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:35,270
to do something,
anything because, you know...
505
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,816
my wearing a pink pussy hat
just wasn't cutting it.
506
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,278
-I'm sorry, I didn't
catch a lot of that. -Probably just as well.
507
00:22:44,279 --> 00:22:46,323
(indistinct announcement
over P.A.)
508
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,832
Hey, Carrie.
You got a minute?
509
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,752
Oh, sure...
That was a funny show today.
510
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,171
-I like the gloves.
-Oh, thanks.
511
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:04,257
Yeah, they're really
mostly for elevator buttons and handrails.
512
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,010
It's just a little
something I started during the pandemic.
513
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:08,011
-Seems to be hangin' in there.
-(Che chuckles)
514
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,055
So, about today's show,
515
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:10,764
you need to dialogue
with us more.
516
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:13,100
(elevator dings)
517
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,769
Oh, um, no, go ahead.
I'll, I'll ride down with you.
518
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:16,686
Okay.
519
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:27,155
Oh, just a few quick puffs.
I'm so wired after a show.
520
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,449
-You want a hit?
-No, I'm, I'm good, thank you.
521
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,956
Yeah, so...
522
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,125
you can't just
sit there giggling. You know what I mean?
523
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:41,086
(chuckles)
Well, um,
524
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,129
I'm really stronger
when people call in
525
00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:45,382
with relationship
questions.
526
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,300
You know, today turned
kind of raunchy.
527
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,552
Well, that's where
it goes sometimes,
528
00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:51,763
and you need to go
with it, or the trolls will label you
529
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:55,142
"the uptight cisgender
female married lady."
530
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,310
-And that's not who you are.
-It's not?
531
00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,104
I know you got more.
532
00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,480
C'mon, I mean, you had
a column about sexuality
533
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,442
in a mainstream newspaper
in the fuckin' 1990s.
534
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:07,154
You're the OG.
You... are badass.
535
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,197
Well, you know, that
was writing at a desk.
536
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:12,784
I'm not a stand-up
like you two.
537
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:16,329
I'm, I'm not comfortable
with the more graphic content,
538
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:18,498
you know, it's just--
It's not me.
539
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:20,250
Hmm, you might wanna
step out of that box.
540
00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:23,753
Surprise yourself.
Just a suggestion.
541
00:24:23,837 --> 00:24:26,173
Well, in, in my defense,
I did do that anal joke
542
00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:28,341
-about not riding the A train.
-That was good!
543
00:24:28,425 --> 00:24:30,927
-See? Don't hold yourself back.
-(softly): Okay.
544
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:33,388
You were--
You were so funny at your job interview.
545
00:24:33,471 --> 00:24:35,599
Yeah, but that was like
our first date, you know?
546
00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:37,767
I gave you all
my good stuff.
547
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,603
Look, I really want
this to work out for all of us,
548
00:24:39,686 --> 00:24:41,188
so I say this
with love...
549
00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,356
ya better step
your pussy up.
550
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:46,985
-Oh, okay.
-Okay, so what're you gonna do?
551
00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:50,780
I'm gonna...
step my pussy up?
552
00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:53,033
-Hmm, was that a question?
-No.
553
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,951
-Oh.
-I'm gonna step my pussy up.
554
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:57,787
Yes!
(laughs)
555
00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,458
(quirky music playing)
556
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:13,470
♪ ♪
557
00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:32,614
Do you masturbate?
558
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,870
I feel like that's
a trick question.
559
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,957
-Do you?
-Uh, Senator, I'm gonna wait for my counsel
560
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:42,624
before I respond to that.
561
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,836
Is this for your new book?
562
00:25:47,963 --> 00:25:48,463
For the podcast.
563
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:52,592
I have to step my pussy up.
564
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,135
Well, I don't know what
we're talkin' about,
565
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,470
but I like the sound of it.
566
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:57,472
Well...
567
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:00,267
do you?
568
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,062
-Do you?
-Yes.
569
00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:05,230
Well, next time
give me a heads up.
570
00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:06,815
I'd like to attend
that event.
571
00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,276
You have my LinkedIn
address, right?
572
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:14,489
(clears throat)
573
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:17,575
Masturbate for me.
574
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,120
I wanna see you.
575
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,707
-Okay, what are you doing?
-I'm surprising myself.
576
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,626
Well, you're surprising
the hell outta me, too.
577
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,590
Are you gonna join me?
578
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,051
Mm-mm, I just wanna watch.
579
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,470
With or without my glasses?
580
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:41,391
Ahem...
581
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:44,477
What're you doing?
582
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:47,230
Getting some lube.
I'm not 30.
583
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,648
(chuckles)
584
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,859
I thought you
were reaching for your emergency
585
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:52,652
nitroglycerin pill.
586
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,571
(sighs) You want me
to masturbate or not?
587
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,498
(breathing deeply)
588
00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,502
-Come here.
-Mm-mm.
589
00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,797
Just do what you usually do.
Pretend I'm not here.
590
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:21,389
(exhaling)
591
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,683
(groans)
592
00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,019
-Oh, Carrie!
-(chuckles)
593
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:29,481
Oh my, Carrie!
594
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:30,648
I must have you!
595
00:27:34,235 --> 00:27:36,571
-That's some "Bridgerton"
shit there. -(Carrie chuckles)
596
00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,825
-Look at you.
-(Carrie chuckles)
597
00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:47,415
(classical music playing)
598
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,801
(sighs happily)
599
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,428
Hello, lovers.
600
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,819
Oh... the weekly cigar,
601
00:28:15,902 --> 00:28:18,113
and Allegra
on the same night?
602
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,907
I'm all in, baby.
603
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:22,450
Do you notice
anything special?
604
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:27,747
Nope.
(chuckles)
605
00:28:27,831 --> 00:28:31,376
I see the wedding shoes.
How could I not?
606
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:33,294
Those blue shoes are
the whole ball game.
607
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:36,005
Carrie:
Hey, I was thinking, if I get home early enough,
608
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:37,298
maybe we can drive
out east tonight.
609
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,050
Would you be
up for that?
610
00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:41,511
Depends how spent
I am after Allegra.
611
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,221
All right, well...
612
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,514
just text me
and let me know
613
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,058
and I won't go out
for a drink after.
614
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:51,729
Okay...
I'll see you later.
615
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:53,231
Hm?
616
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,276
What?
617
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:57,735
I'm just looking at you.
618
00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:06,327
All right, tell that whore
Allegra I said bye.
619
00:29:07,203 --> 00:29:08,163
(laughs)
620
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:10,331
(door closes)
621
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:17,005
Please put this dress on.
I want us all in florals.
622
00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:17,881
I wanna wear
what I wanna wear.
623
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:20,341
What is the problem?
It isn't even poofy.
624
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,595
Rose, we're
gonna be late!
625
00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:25,889
-And it's Lily's big night.
-Leave me out of this.
626
00:29:25,972 --> 00:29:27,390
What's the holdup?
What's happenin'?
627
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:30,101
What's happening
is that Rose won't wear her dress.
628
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,103
I picked something
else to wear!
629
00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:33,980
Can't she just wear
what she wants to wear?
630
00:29:34,063 --> 00:29:35,482
No, Harry, no.
631
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:37,484
I bought this
Oscar de la Renta
632
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,737
-special for tonight.
-Okay, okay.
633
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,450
-How about if I wear it?
-(Rose chuckles)
634
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,370
Rose, baby...
635
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:50,788
can you just
wear the dress?
636
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:53,791
Charlotte: Please?
637
00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:55,835
Please. For me?
638
00:30:00,298 --> 00:30:02,759
(indistinct chatter)
639
00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:07,138
-Hey, you. I like your outfit.
-It's really cute, right?
640
00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:10,350
Hi, hi, hi!
Sorry we're a little late!
641
00:30:10,433 --> 00:30:12,101
What the hell is
with that getup?
642
00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,853
She looks like
a little Edie Beale.
643
00:30:13,937 --> 00:30:15,396
Anthony, not now.
644
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,482
Not in front of
the Manhattan School of Music, okay?
645
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,360
Hey, I have
everybody's tickets!
646
00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:21,361
(all greeting)
647
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:24,280
Steve-o,
long time, no see.
648
00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:25,949
-What's new?
-Hey, I got hearing aids.
649
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:28,326
-I'm an old timer now.
-No, you're not.
650
00:30:28,409 --> 00:30:30,578
You only have
60% hearing loss in one ear,
651
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:31,829
and 40%
in the other.
652
00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,331
-Yeah, 'cause I'm old.
-Ugh!
653
00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:37,710
-Honey, I think we should get
Lily backstage, don't you? -Yes, I agree.
654
00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:40,255
Lily!
Here, tickets.
655
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,382
-Brady, here are your tickets.
-Thanks, Mom.
656
00:30:42,465 --> 00:30:44,384
-Good luck!
Are you nervous? -Not really.
657
00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:48,513
-I've played this piece
like a billion times. -Oh my god, I wanna be you.
658
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,266
-Go!
-I'll see you all inside!
659
00:30:51,349 --> 00:30:53,309
-Have a good show!
-Oh, Anthony, I gave Stanford's ticket to Carrie.
660
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:56,396
-Okay.
-I got it.
661
00:30:56,479 --> 00:30:58,731
-So, where's your better half?
-He's late.
662
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,234
-He couldn't decide
what to wear. -Of course.
663
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:04,404
Well, there he is!
Hey, good lookin'!
664
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:06,906
-Whatcha got cookin'?
-You left?!
665
00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:09,576
-You just left?!
-Oh, we're not in the same place.
666
00:31:09,659 --> 00:31:11,452
I told you
I wasn't waiting.
667
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:13,329
What kind
of person just leaves?
668
00:31:13,413 --> 00:31:15,915
-Steve, would you ever
just leave Miranda? -Oh, boy.
669
00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,542
What?
What he say?
670
00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:20,253
You were picking
out a suit for an hour and a half.
671
00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:21,504
Periwinkle or tan?
Periwinkle or tan?
672
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,756
It didn't
friggin' matter!
673
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,968
I'm goin' in.
Carrie has your ticket.
674
00:31:27,051 --> 00:31:29,053
-I do.
-Did I kiss you hello yet?
675
00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,223
Mm-mm.
What was all that?
676
00:31:32,307 --> 00:31:36,603
-Us on a good night.
-Oh, Lord.
677
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,564
Everyone was looking at me
like I was the white lady
678
00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,232
who couldn't stop
saying the word "Black."
679
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,192
It's a miracle nobody
pulled out their phone,
680
00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,944
or I would be
a meme now.
681
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:47,196
What do you
think was goin' on with you?
682
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:48,781
I think I was
just so worried
683
00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,034
about saying the wrong
thing in this climate
684
00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:52,994
that I said all
the wrong things.
685
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:55,288
I'm sure you didn't say
all the wrong things.
686
00:31:55,371 --> 00:31:57,999
You're right.
I'll probably blurt out some new ones tomorrow.
687
00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:01,961
God, is this even moving?
I really have to go.
688
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:05,131
Well, there's no line
for the men's room, as usual.
689
00:32:05,214 --> 00:32:07,800
Fuck it. I'm 55,
and I have to pee.
690
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,677
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin.
691
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:11,804
Please find your
way to your seats.
692
00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,599
It's funny, you
couldn't stop talking,
693
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:17,185
and my boss told me if
I wanna keep my podcast job,
694
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,728
which I do, I'm gonna
have to start talking,
695
00:32:18,811 --> 00:32:22,607
and a lot more
graphically about sex.
696
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:23,858
Miranda:
That's not who you are.
697
00:32:23,941 --> 00:32:27,403
Well, we can't stay
who we were, right?
698
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:31,074
Oh, yeah, no, you're
in the right place.
699
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,950
Sorry, I'm just standing
guard for my friend.
700
00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:34,369
She'll be done
any second now.
701
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,663
-(toilet flushes)
-See?
702
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,666
-Just--
-Hey.
703
00:32:42,168 --> 00:32:45,004
-Hello, again.
-Oh yeah.
704
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,965
Oh, excuse me, ma'am.
705
00:32:48,049 --> 00:32:50,009
-Hey, where's Stanny?
-He's in the balcony.
706
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:51,844
He'll meet ya
in the lobby to go for a drink after.
707
00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:55,848
Hope you like your Cosmos
with a side of drama.
708
00:32:55,932 --> 00:32:58,059
Charlotte gave
his seat to Rose.
709
00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,853
-Well, what's he doing
in the balcony? -Actin' out.
710
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,816
Accused me of scrollin'
hot boys at a friggin' kids' piano recital.
711
00:33:04,899 --> 00:33:07,193
-Well, what're you doin'?
-Scrollin' hot boys...
712
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,736
for my sourdough
business.
713
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,904
Hotfellas Bread
is not gonna find
714
00:33:09,987 --> 00:33:12,615
its own hot fellas
to deliver the bread.
715
00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:13,074
So true.
716
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,911
-Well, what about him?
-Unavail.
717
00:33:16,994 --> 00:33:18,746
-Carrie: Well, he's hot.
-Unavail.
718
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:23,876
Not hot, not hot, not hot.
719
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,045
-Well, he looks like
he could kill you. -Hot.
720
00:33:26,129 --> 00:33:27,755
Who wants wine?
Carrie?
721
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,718
Oh, sure.
I love some good purse wine.
722
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,929
-Audience Member: Hi, Charlotte.
-Hi, how are you?
723
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:36,723
(gasps)
Miranda.
724
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:41,060
What?
I had a rough first day of school,
725
00:33:41,144 --> 00:33:43,354
and I'm lookin' at two
hours of tween Mozart.
726
00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,399
Let it go.
727
00:33:46,482 --> 00:33:49,068
-Charlotte... Hi!
-Hi!
728
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,820
I wanted you to meet
my mother-in-law, Eunice Wexley.
729
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:54,073
-Oh, it is so nice to meet you.
-Hello.
730
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:58,161
-Uh, Lisa, where am I seated?
-I have you seated here
731
00:33:58,244 --> 00:34:00,246
with Herbert Jr.
and Gabrielle in this row
732
00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:03,040
right in front of
Herbert and myself.
733
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,333
This far back?
734
00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,044
Yes... God.
735
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,589
(gasps)
Miranda brought wine.
736
00:34:09,672 --> 00:34:11,424
She had a rough
first day of school.
737
00:34:11,507 --> 00:34:13,593
My hero.
May I have some?
738
00:34:13,676 --> 00:34:15,052
Here, give that
to Black Charlotte.
739
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,017
-You sure you good?
-I got this.
740
00:34:21,100 --> 00:34:23,144
All right,
you got this.
741
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,192
(applause)
742
00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,535
(bench scraping)
743
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,960
(scraping continues)
744
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,712
All right, uh,
he don't got this.
745
00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:50,797
(softly): No.
746
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:55,092
(playing "Minuet in G Major"
by Bach)
747
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:57,178
(plays wrong notes)
748
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:03,518
(plays wrong notes)
749
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,937
(wine pouring)
750
00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,356
I think my soul
just left my body.
751
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:16,280
-Pass.
-Lisa: Don't you want to know what it is?
752
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,282
Is it alcoholic
in nature?
753
00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:20,910
Then pass.
754
00:35:21,327 --> 00:35:22,370
Thank you.
755
00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:29,877
(playing wrong notes)
756
00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:33,881
Welcome to Peloton.
I'm Allegra Planche,
757
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,341
and thank you for joining me
758
00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,969
for this 45-minute power ride.
759
00:35:38,052 --> 00:35:39,554
-Let's go!
-Yes!
760
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,014
(playing skillfully)
761
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:51,440
-Tell your son to stop.
-What?
762
00:35:52,775 --> 00:35:54,277
They're making out.
763
00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:58,865
It's your turn.
I can't always be the bad guy.
764
00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,576
-Mom, we will not
be sex-shamed. -(applause)
765
00:36:01,659 --> 00:36:03,286
Tell Luisa
I got the message.
766
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:09,208
(applause)
767
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:22,513
(playing "Piano Sonata
No. 14 in C Sharp Minor" by Beethoven)
768
00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,414
In three, two, one,
pick it up!
769
00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:50,291
(piano continues)
770
00:37:02,219 --> 00:37:02,762
Ah, sí, señor!
771
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,389
(Allegra speaking Spanish)
772
00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:22,281
Allegra:
Now, we sprint. Three, two, one, go!
773
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,956
Whew!
774
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:31,457
Celebrate yourself!
775
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:34,001
(piano continues)
776
00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:41,175
We have
a three-minute climb.
777
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,135
Three, two, one, arriba!
778
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:51,310
Now we sprint!
Three, two, one, go!
779
00:38:00,736 --> 00:38:01,362
(panting)
780
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:27,471
Shit!
781
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,396
(piano continues)
782
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,189
♪ ♪
783
00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:56,876
("Sonata" ends)
784
00:38:56,959 --> 00:38:59,503
(cheers)
Yeah, Lily!
785
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,885
Woo!
786
00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:07,261
Woo!
787
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:11,640
Thanks, thanks.
788
00:39:11,724 --> 00:39:15,478
I need to stay
at your old apartment again tonight.
789
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:17,021
I'm not going
home to that
790
00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:20,066
selfish, self-involved,
sourdough Mussolini.
791
00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:21,400
I can't get a drink.
792
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:22,610
Big and I are gonna drive
out to the beach tonight.
793
00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:24,153
Oh, fuck me.
794
00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:27,823
I'm sorry. Here.
Here's the key.
795
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,409
Oh, go.
I had one made after our last fight.
796
00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:32,578
-Nighty-night.
-Good night.
797
00:39:32,661 --> 00:39:34,246
Good night.
798
00:39:35,998 --> 00:39:38,709
-(horn beeps)
-Oh, oh.
799
00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:48,969
Hmm.
800
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,269
-(water running)
-I'm here.
801
00:40:00,439 --> 00:40:02,274
(light music playing)
802
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:18,874
John?
803
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:39,728
(screams)
John!
804
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:42,022
Oh god!
805
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:44,817
Oh god, John! Oh!
806
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,526
John! Honey!
807
00:40:47,069 --> 00:40:49,655
John! Honey?
808
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:50,573
Oh!
809
00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:55,411
Honey! (muttering)
810
00:40:55,494 --> 00:40:57,580
John! John.
811
00:40:58,414 --> 00:40:59,206
John.
812
00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:01,208
(softly):
John.
813
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:01,458
John.
814
00:41:06,380 --> 00:41:07,464
(somber music playing)
815
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:14,972
Oh god!
(cries)
816
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,474
John. John.
817
00:41:19,435 --> 00:41:19,685
John.
818
00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,729
John.
819
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:22,646
John.
820
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,482
And just like that...
821
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:29,069
Big died.
822
00:41:31,363 --> 00:41:34,450
("You Got the Love" playing)
823
00:41:36,660 --> 00:41:40,289
♪ I know I can count on you ♪
824
00:41:40,372 --> 00:41:43,542
♪ Sometimes I feel like sayin',
Lord, I just don't care ♪
825
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,462
♪ But you've got the love
I need to see me through ♪
826
00:41:53,093 --> 00:41:57,848
♪ When food is gone,
you are my daily meal ♪
827
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,560
♪ Mm-hmm ♪
828
00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:06,148
♪ When friends are gone,
I know my Savior's love is real ♪
829
00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:10,027
♪ Your love is real ♪
830
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:13,072
♪ You've got the love,
you've got the love ♪
831
00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:16,242
♪ You've got the love ♪
832
00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:22,414
♪ You've got the love,
you've got the love ♪
833
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,124
♪ You've got the love ♪
834
00:42:27,044 --> 00:42:27,920
♪ Sometimes I feel like ♪
835
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,463
♪ Throwin' my hands
up in the air ♪
836
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:35,261
♪ I know I can count on you ♪
837
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:38,764
♪ Sometimes I feel like sayin',
Lord, I just don't care ♪
838
00:42:38,847 --> 00:42:42,851
♪ But you've got the love
I need to see me through ♪
839
00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:48,482
♪ ♪
840
00:42:57,449 --> 00:42:58,492
♪ ♪
841
00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:04,790
♪ Time after time I say,
oh, Lord, what's the use ♪
842
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:08,752
♪ Time after time
I say, this just won't do ♪
843
00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:10,921
♪ But sooner or later in life ♪
844
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,257
♪ The things you love,
you lose ♪
845
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:17,011
♪ Just like before
you know I call on you ♪
846
00:43:17,094 --> 00:43:22,266
♪ Occasionally
my thoughts are brave and friends are few ♪
847
00:43:22,349 --> 00:43:26,478
♪ Occasionally I cry out,
Lord, what must I do? ♪
848
00:43:26,562 --> 00:43:29,857
♪ Occasionally I call out,
Master, make me new ♪
849
00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:34,945
♪ You've got the love
I need to see me through ♪
850
00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:38,574
♪ Sometimes I feel
like throwing my hands up in the air ♪
851
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:43,495
♪ I know I can
count on you ♪
852
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:47,666
♪ You've got the love,
you've got the love ♪
853
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,585
♪ You've got the love ♪
854
00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:53,297
♪ You've got the love ♪
855
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,341
♪ You've got the love ♪
856
00:43:55,424 --> 00:43:58,344
♪ You've got the love, ooh ♪
857
00:43:58,394 --> 00:44:02,944
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