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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:49,724 --> 00:00:53,353 I'll be back before dark, Marta: I entrust my wife to you. 1 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:54,957 Do not doubt me, master. 2 00:00:55,044 --> 00:00:58,195 Madonna Giulia will have the same care and attention from me as ever. 3 00:00:58,284 --> 00:01:01,003 Your care and attention, I don't give a damn! 4 00:01:01,084 --> 00:01:03,757 You must be vigilant, monitor and report ... 5 00:01:03,844 --> 00:01:07,803 Especially if there are any lovers within eyesight. - What lovers are you talking about? 6 00:01:07,884 --> 00:01:10,079 When you go to Florence for business ... 7 00:01:10,164 --> 00:01:12,962 Madonna Giulia does not put her nose out the door! 8 00:01:13,044 --> 00:01:15,194 Not even her face on the balcony! 9 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:18,162 Madonna is above suspicion! 10 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,917 Above yes, but I have suspicions about below! 11 00:01:21,004 --> 00:01:22,596 Oh! Below or above! 12 00:01:22,684 --> 00:01:26,723 But can you to tell the same old story every time you go out? 13 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:30,399 Because I am jealous: I'll kill her if I'm betrayed! 14 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:32,714 Get these fears out of your head! 15 00:01:32,804 --> 00:01:37,275 Madonna Giulia loves you, respects you and would never do you wrong. 16 00:01:37,364 --> 00:01:39,002 Yes, it's true. 17 00:01:39,084 --> 00:01:43,282 But you must supervise, verify, and above all report everything to me. 18 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,719 I'll report, master. 19 00:01:45,804 --> 00:01:48,364 Remember: if anyone knocks, do not open! 20 00:01:48,444 --> 00:01:50,958 Don't let anyone in: even women! 21 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:54,036 They may be accomplices! You hear? 22 00:02:07,244 --> 00:02:09,712 I will return to Prato tonight. 23 00:02:09,804 --> 00:02:13,956 You should sit as usual in front of the door of my house ... 24 00:02:14,044 --> 00:02:16,956 and do not leave for any reason! 25 00:02:17,044 --> 00:02:18,796 And if I have a need? 26 00:02:18,884 --> 00:02:21,842 Phew ... You do it here! 27 00:02:22,524 --> 00:02:26,278 Supervise, monitor, report who comes in, who goes out ... 28 00:02:26,364 --> 00:02:30,277 - ... and who wanders around. - Don't worry, master! 29 00:02:30,364 --> 00:02:33,800 For my needs, I think. No one will enter through that door! 30 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:11,523 - Giulia! - Marcuzio! 31 00:03:12,804 --> 00:03:13,634 Giulia! 32 00:03:13,724 --> 00:03:16,158 - Marcuzio! My life! - My love! 33 00:03:16,844 --> 00:03:21,440 - Do you love me? - Yes! And without getting lost in chatter ... 34 00:03:22,444 --> 00:03:26,676 I'll prove it here, immediately, in fact: lie down! 35 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,996 Oh! What's the matter? 36 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:48,042 Up! Your foot! Your foot! 37 00:03:49,564 --> 00:03:51,600 Clean. 38 00:04:00,164 --> 00:04:04,362 Ah! You make me die! You drive me crazy!!! 39 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,753 I'll break it! Today I'll break everything! 40 00:04:06,844 --> 00:04:11,201 Yes! Oh, tear me apart with your love! Call me your whore! 41 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,844 Whore! Whore! 42 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:15,642 - Tell me again! - Whore! 43 00:04:15,724 --> 00:04:18,397 Oh yes! Tell me to repay me! 44 00:04:18,484 --> 00:04:20,475 We mustn't be joking with serious things. 45 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:24,682 You're a whore but free! Ahhh !!! 46 00:04:26,244 --> 00:04:28,599 - What happened master? - Bugger the Virgin...! (Maremma bucaiola) 47 00:04:28,684 --> 00:04:31,403 This gelding lost his shoe on the road! 48 00:04:31,484 --> 00:04:32,997 Take it to the blacksmith ... 49 00:04:33,084 --> 00:04:37,680 and as soon as it is in order, call me, okay? - I'll go and return! 50 00:04:37,764 --> 00:04:40,278 - All quiet in the house? - Like a church! 51 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,958 An infidel will have to go over my dead body to get in! 52 00:04:43,044 --> 00:04:44,443 Bravo! You're an idiot but capable! 53 00:04:44,524 --> 00:04:47,322 No one must pass by you, none must come in to my wife! 54 00:04:47,404 --> 00:04:51,477 Or there are more horns in Prato than crickets in Tuscany! Ah! 55 00:04:51,564 --> 00:04:55,352 And I'm one of the few who can walk with a proudly raised head! 56 00:04:57,004 --> 00:04:58,562 Bernarda! 57 00:04:59,604 --> 00:05:01,515 - Gertrude! - What do you want? 58 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,356 He came back suddenly ... Don Romildo ... 59 00:05:03,444 --> 00:05:05,594 - ... Now he'll catch them! - Poor Madonna Giulia! 60 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:09,393 Don Romildo is suddenly back: now he'll surprise Madonna Giulia! - Oh my God! 61 00:05:09,484 --> 00:05:13,762 A nice rogue! He pretended to go to fool the poor girl! 62 00:05:13,844 --> 00:05:15,562 So trust your husbands now!! 63 00:05:15,644 --> 00:05:19,637 He said he would be coming home late, Madonna Giulia believed him ... 64 00:05:19,724 --> 00:05:22,318 and didn't have time to hide her lover below ... 65 00:05:22,404 --> 00:05:24,679 - Ahhh !!!! - She didn't have time! 66 00:05:24,764 --> 00:05:27,437 Cheater! Libertine! Messalina! 67 00:05:27,524 --> 00:05:30,163 Ah !!! They're squabbling! Come on! 68 00:05:30,244 --> 00:05:32,678 - You've been caught in the act! - Of course! 69 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:34,322 First you say that you're leaving and then you don't?! 70 00:05:34,404 --> 00:05:36,759 I'll Kiss the hoof of my saint of a horse! 71 00:05:36,844 --> 00:05:40,359 - Whore! Worthless! - Watch what you say! 72 00:05:40,444 --> 00:05:43,481 - I'm a true lady! - Yes? And who is this, this little boy? 73 00:05:43,564 --> 00:05:46,353 - Who is this man? - If you stop screaming, I'll introduce you! 74 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:49,836 No! I don't want to know! Get out! And take this moron! 75 00:07:46,564 --> 00:07:50,955 - Hey! Can you give a us lift to Signa? - I'm going to Prato. 76 00:07:52,244 --> 00:07:56,317 - Or could you take us to Signa? - I came from Signa: I'm going to Prato! 77 00:07:58,084 --> 00:08:00,120 We're in some kind of hole! 78 00:08:00,604 --> 00:08:03,880 At least we know that this is the road to Signa. 79 00:08:03,964 --> 00:08:06,717 Hey, ask him! 80 00:08:08,484 --> 00:08:11,362 Hey! Wait! Wait! 81 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,957 - Will you take us to Signa? - What Signa? I'm going to Prato! 82 00:08:15,044 --> 00:08:16,636 Why is everyone going to Prato? 83 00:08:16,724 --> 00:08:20,319 Of course, an adulterer is being tried in the piazza! - Yes? 84 00:08:20,404 --> 00:08:24,841 A grand businessman found his beautiful wife in bed ... 85 00:08:24,924 --> 00:08:29,714 with the lover's peg in her! - The minx! 86 00:08:29,804 --> 00:08:32,602 - What do you say? You're going to the trial? - Sure! It's worth going! 87 00:08:32,684 --> 00:08:35,323 Then get on, You won't regret it! 88 00:08:35,404 --> 00:08:38,874 I left Arezzo to see the pigwhore burn! 89 00:08:38,964 --> 00:08:41,159 Get on! 90 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:44,714 Let's! Get on quickly! We all go to Prato! 91 00:08:45,964 --> 00:08:47,283 - Faster! - Let's go! 92 00:08:47,364 --> 00:08:52,643 In the land of Tuscany, the statute commands that the woman is burned to death who... 93 00:08:52,724 --> 00:08:56,399 is found in adultery by her husband with her lover ... 94 00:08:56,484 --> 00:08:59,954 And it makes no difference: whether she did it for love, ... 95 00:09:00,044 --> 00:09:03,480 for money or for any other commerce! 96 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:06,636 You know the laws, you! - Only this one about horns ... 97 00:09:06,724 --> 00:09:08,999 because of my wife who put them on me one day. 98 00:09:09,084 --> 00:09:11,644 - And you denounced her? - Of course! 99 00:09:11,764 --> 00:09:15,074 - They condemned her as well! - She died at the stake? Poor thing! 100 00:09:15,164 --> 00:09:19,396 What poor thing? The slut escaped with the jailer! 101 00:09:19,484 --> 00:09:22,353 And so I was cuckolded and duped! 102 00:09:24,444 --> 00:09:31,282 (Cantano in chorus) 103 00:09:43,764 --> 00:09:47,803 I told Madonna not to appear at court, but here she is! 104 00:09:47,884 --> 00:09:49,636 Instead she did well to show up ... 105 00:09:49,724 --> 00:09:52,636 otherwise she would have had to live in constant exile in her house ... 106 00:09:52,724 --> 00:09:55,363 if they found her on the street, they would burn her alive without trial! 107 00:09:55,444 --> 00:09:58,356 Yet! If she denies the magistrate he can't just condemn her! 108 00:09:58,444 --> 00:10:01,561 - Hey! Look how beautiful she is! - Who? 109 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,759 That one! 110 00:10:02,844 --> 00:10:06,519 Francesca let's go: this is not a place for a girl. - But father, ... 111 00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:10,279 I can very well stay if Father Mariaccio brought his niece ... 112 00:10:10,364 --> 00:10:12,480 - Where are they? I don't see them! - There, there! 113 00:10:12,564 --> 00:10:15,442 Guys, look: She's noticed us. 114 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:20,439 She's pointing at us ... - It looks like she's pointing past us ... 115 00:10:20,524 --> 00:10:24,199 How beautiful she is! How pleasing! Who could that heavenly creature be? 116 00:10:24,284 --> 00:10:28,800 Her name is Lucia, she's the daughter of the priest. - But priests can't marry! 117 00:10:28,884 --> 00:10:32,957 Getting married no, but having children yes: they just call them nieces. 118 00:10:33,044 --> 00:10:36,434 I brought you here so that on the day you're going to marry ... 119 00:10:36,524 --> 00:10:41,200 you flee from a crime that the church condemns with eternal flame ... 120 00:10:41,284 --> 00:10:43,900 and the law punishes with earthly fire. 121 00:10:45,764 --> 00:10:47,994 The Magistrate! 123 00:11:06,244 --> 00:11:09,236 The public trial of the city of Prato ... 124 00:11:09,324 --> 00:11:11,713 against Madonna Giulia Varrone ... 125 00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:14,523 accused by her husband Don Romildo ... 126 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:19,394 of adultery, having found under his roof ... 127 00:11:19,484 --> 00:11:25,593 and on top of his bed, consensually coupled ... 128 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:28,437 with the noble Marcuzio Lucani. 129 00:11:28,524 --> 00:11:32,597 Accused! At ease, be comfortable for now. 130 00:11:32,684 --> 00:11:35,960 Are you, in person, Madonna Giulia Varrone? 131 00:11:36,044 --> 00:11:39,116 Don't you know me, ser. Cecco? 132 00:11:39,204 --> 00:11:43,277 I have that privilege, but the court needs confirmation. 133 00:11:43,364 --> 00:11:45,320 I am, in person. 134 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:49,920 - Are you Marcuzio Lucani? - I am, as you see. 135 00:11:50,004 --> 00:11:53,201 - And who are you? - Your servant, ser. Cecco. 136 00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:56,321 I'm not taking a census of my servants. 137 00:11:56,404 --> 00:12:00,556 - Tell me your name and surname. - Romildo Varrone, excellency. 138 00:12:00,644 --> 00:12:04,432 Don Romildo Varrone, if you wish, you still have time ... 139 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:09,075 to withdraw the complaint and go home with your wife. - Never! 140 00:12:09,164 --> 00:12:12,395 This woman betrayed me and I want Justice according to the law! 141 00:12:12,484 --> 00:12:14,952 And Justice will be done! 142 00:12:15,284 --> 00:12:17,479 Marcuzio Lucani ... 143 00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:20,362 The law does not provide any punishment against you ... 144 00:12:20,444 --> 00:12:22,719 so you can tell the truth. 145 00:12:22,804 --> 00:12:27,594 Are you the lover of Madonna Giulia and did you lie with her? 146 00:12:27,684 --> 00:12:30,596 I am not the lover of Madonna Giulia, and therefore ... 147 00:12:30,684 --> 00:12:33,039 I did not lie with her! 148 00:12:33,124 --> 00:12:34,955 Yet many witnesses ... 149 00:12:35,044 --> 00:12:38,400 saw you come down in only your breeches from her window. 150 00:12:38,484 --> 00:12:41,157 Come down yes, but lie with her no! 151 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:44,156 I saw him! I saw him, excellency! 152 00:12:44,244 --> 00:12:48,362 Unicus testis testiculus est (The only Witness to the testicle): is the dickhead ... 153 00:12:48,444 --> 00:12:51,481 as they say in Latin. And your word ... 154 00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:53,282 is as good as that of your wife! 155 00:12:53,364 --> 00:12:56,436 But she will surely plead innocent! 156 00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,994 So, you can keep the wife you no longer wanted ... 157 00:13:00,084 --> 00:13:03,440 and the horns that you wanted! 158 00:13:03,524 --> 00:13:05,116 Madonna, ... 159 00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:08,162 at this point the process is almost complete ... 160 00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:12,078 because its outcome depends on your answer, which we, of course, are waiting for. 161 00:13:12,164 --> 00:13:15,679 Do you plead guilty or innocent? 162 00:13:15,764 --> 00:13:19,473 I'm not guilty, but I'm not innocent either! 163 00:13:19,564 --> 00:13:23,193 But there is a contradiction in what you say. 164 00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:26,879 If you are not guilty, you are innocent, or vice versa! 165 00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:29,876 There is no contradiction: to you I am guilty, ... 166 00:13:29,964 --> 00:13:31,795 to me I'm innocent. 167 00:13:31,884 --> 00:13:35,513 It's true, my husband found me in the arms of the man I love ... 168 00:13:35,604 --> 00:13:37,481 and with whom I am well loved in return. 169 00:13:37,564 --> 00:13:42,274 But the laws must be made with the consent of those they touch, 170 00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:45,162 while this law was made only by you men, 171 00:13:45,244 --> 00:13:48,634 that despite having little to hand out, go digging in the garden of the neighbors ... 172 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:52,194 and condemn we women to abstinence that, much better than men, ... 173 00:13:52,284 --> 00:13:57,916 can satisfy many. - Brava! Brava! 174 00:13:59,324 --> 00:14:02,839 There are no rights without duties, nor duties without rights. 175 00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:06,712 If there is an adulteress there must be an adulterer: and the stake for both! 176 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,921 Brava! 177 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:14,399 - She's a revolutionary! -... Who knows her stuff. 178 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:17,556 - A woman with balls! - And no, I hope not! 179 00:14:17,644 --> 00:14:19,157 Mssr Magistrate ... 180 00:14:19,244 --> 00:14:21,838 if, to the detriment of my body and your soul, 181 00:14:21,924 --> 00:14:24,518 you want to be the executioner, that's up to you, 182 00:14:24,604 --> 00:14:27,437 but before you judge me, ask my husband ... 183 00:14:27,524 --> 00:14:31,073 if every time, and as many times he wished, never saying no ... 184 00:14:31,164 --> 00:14:34,361 I would grant him all of me and all of myself. 185 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:38,357 Every time and as many times as you wished, never saying say no ... 186 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:42,596 did Madonna grant you her all and all of herself? 187 00:14:42,684 --> 00:14:44,993 Every time and many times: all and all! 188 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:48,679 - But how often? How often and when? How many times? - Slander! 189 00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:51,722 - I often pounded in her mortar! - What pounding, he pushed! ??? 190 00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:55,080 Every new moon, like a beast, to indulge his feelings and nothing more! 191 00:14:55,164 --> 00:14:56,597 I wonder, sir ... 192 00:14:56,684 --> 00:14:59,562 if he took from me what he needed and wanted of me, 193 00:14:59,644 --> 00:15:02,283 what should I do when he finishes prematurely? ?? deferring to the Russian 194 00:15:02,364 --> 00:15:04,798 - He finishes prematurely? - I don't know... 195 00:15:04,884 --> 00:15:06,875 You tell me! 196 00:15:17,804 --> 00:15:20,113 He finished prematurely! 197 00:15:20,204 --> 00:15:24,482 And tell me, do I have to throw this body desirous of love ... 198 00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:29,274 or serve it to a gentleman who loves me, and not leave it alone and spoil? 199 00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:33,357 What waste! What spoil! God's grace is not thrown to the dogs! 200 00:15:33,444 --> 00:15:37,722 I want to see clearly in this affair! 201 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:43,879 The defendant will return home, where tonight we will make an on-the-spot inspection. 202 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:45,716 The trial is adjourned. 203 00:15:45,804 --> 00:15:48,841 Come on, quickly: blood is rushing to my head. 204 00:15:48,924 --> 00:15:51,518 I have to bleed myself. 205 00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:53,754 See what happens to bad women? 206 00:15:53,844 --> 00:15:56,642 - They did not condemn her. - They will convict her. 207 00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,113 A woman must have only one man, her husband. 208 00:15:59,204 --> 00:16:02,594 Love him, honor him and respect him, do you understand? - Yes, ... 209 00:16:02,684 --> 00:16:07,883 ... But if you push everyone away from me, I'll remain a spinster! - I'll find you a husband ... 210 00:16:07,964 --> 00:16:12,100 as long as you shy away from temptations and always obey me. 211 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,370 But you'd better hurry, my dear father! These days, such things must be solved quickly! ??? defer to the Russian trans 212 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:17,425 Do you think he will run away? Huh? ???? - E che te sta a scappa'? 213 00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,081 In the confusion I lost sight of her. 214 00:16:21,164 --> 00:16:25,043 - Me too, but Prato is small .. - But don't we have to go to Signa? 215 00:16:25,124 --> 00:16:29,754 To do what? Let's stop here, where the maidens are so charitable ... 216 00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:33,204 that in order not to badly consign their things, they give it to those who need it! 217 00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,155 - Right! - So, we'll stay? 218 00:16:35,204 --> 00:16:38,435 - But my aunt will lodge us in Signa ... - And here my uncle! 219 00:16:38,524 --> 00:16:42,358 - You have one in this paradise? - A brother of my mother ... 220 00:16:42,444 --> 00:16:45,083 who takes care of our interests since the death of my father. 221 00:16:45,164 --> 00:16:47,724 He has a beautiful wife and an ugly daughter. 222 00:16:47,804 --> 00:16:51,114 - What is he like? - I don't remember. I haven't seen him for years ... 223 00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:54,162 But what do I care about his appearance! What's his disposition? 224 00:16:54,244 --> 00:16:57,634 - As stingy as he's rich. - But then he won't host us. 225 00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:01,512 He will welcome us instead! Reluctantly, but he will. 226 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:06,837 He still owes my mother 2000 florins for last year's fruit. 227 00:17:14,604 --> 00:17:17,243 - Is this the home of Quinto Fulvo? - Who wants to know? 228 00:17:17,324 --> 00:17:21,363 - His nephew Ruberto. - Ruberto!!! My cousin! 229 00:17:21,444 --> 00:17:24,163 Madonna Peronella! What are you doing? 230 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,156 - Your father will kill me. - But why, Berta? 231 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,804 You open the door when you don't have to ... 232 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:35,436 - ...and you embrace the first to come in ...! - This is my cousin Ruberto, silly! 233 00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,355 - What did you say? - Yes! 234 00:17:37,444 --> 00:17:42,074 I recognized him right away, even if he's grown up and become more handsome ... 235 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:45,361 I don't think this person (tizio) is your cousin ... 236 00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:49,357 - Tazio, I'm Tazio in fact! - I'm Gisippo. 237 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:53,278 - And I'm your cousin Ruberto. - Oh! 238 00:17:55,884 --> 00:18:01,004 - She's a little madcap, but simple and nice. - And nice, she's nice! 239 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:03,678 - And she has become more beautiful and buxom ... - Of course! 240 00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:06,881 The last time, when you came with your mother, she was 10 years old. 241 00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:09,524 A little girl becomes a woman in a short time. 242 00:18:09,604 --> 00:18:13,483 But close the door and follow me. I'll inform your uncle. 243 00:18:13,564 --> 00:18:17,273 - She hugged me! Hugged me! - Because she took you for me. 244 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,958 Good! I hope you always exchange everything ... 245 00:18:20,044 --> 00:18:24,356 - Even her bedroom! - Calm down, don't rush! 246 00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:26,833 - Are you jealous of your relatives? - Imagine! 247 00:18:26,924 --> 00:18:29,040 - First, let's see if Uncle welcomes us. - Exactly! 248 00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:32,719 Because with that piece of daughter, I fear that he'll drive us away. - No. 249 00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:36,080 I've fallen in love. It is true that you can convince him? 250 00:18:36,164 --> 00:18:37,517 I hope so, for both you and me! 251 00:18:37,604 --> 00:18:39,913 The girl I saw at the trial is tempting me. 252 00:18:40,004 --> 00:18:44,202 As for me the priest's granddaughter: I have her always before my eyes. 253 00:18:46,604 --> 00:18:50,438 Here gentlemen, my Master is waiting for you. You are welcome! 254 00:18:51,524 --> 00:18:56,757 Eleven thousand, twelve thousand, fourteen thous ... 255 00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:02,476 Oh my dearest nephew! Come here to my arms! 256 00:19:02,564 --> 00:19:04,680 Well met, Uncle! 257 00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:09,280 Well met, Uncle! Your sister, my mother, greets you dearly. 258 00:19:09,364 --> 00:19:13,801 - Gigia, my dear Gigia! How is she? - Good, healthy, thanks. - Eh! 259 00:19:13,844 --> 00:19:18,474 - These are my friends: Tazio and Gisippo. - A pleasure! - Excellent! 260 00:19:18,564 --> 00:19:23,479 And so, a young company, you travel around carefree, eh? 261 00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:26,601 - One day here, one day there ... - No no! - No ...? 262 00:19:26,684 --> 00:19:28,515 We'll stay here much more than one day. 263 00:19:28,604 --> 00:19:30,162 Oh ...? 264 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:32,835 You stopped for lunch? 265 00:19:33,524 --> 00:19:37,722 In your house, uncle, because I wouldn't want to be rude to you. - Oh, of course, 266 00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,113 You would never be rude to me...?! 267 00:19:40,204 --> 00:19:44,880 Eh ... it's just that I can't lodge you: the guesthouse is full. 268 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:49,037 Grain, cereals ... the harvest went well this year. 269 00:19:49,124 --> 00:19:52,912 Don't get upset, uncle. That means that we will go to the inn and ... 270 00:19:53,004 --> 00:19:57,873 - ... make my mother happy. - Happy? How? 271 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:02,480 Before leaving, your sister advised me not to disturb you, 272 00:20:02,564 --> 00:20:06,318 paying my accommodation with a portion of the 2000 florins that you owe her ... 273 00:20:06,404 --> 00:20:10,397 - ... and you would give me. - Sure, I owe them to her. 274 00:20:10,484 --> 00:20:14,716 And I would also have given them to you if I hadn't invested them ... 275 00:20:14,804 --> 00:20:19,355 to make a bit of profit ... In your best interest, mind you! 276 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,516 But don't worry, look: it just occurred to me ... 277 00:20:22,604 --> 00:20:25,243 I'm the host here: I have three beautiful rooms! 278 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:29,203 And you will remain until I manage to scrape up some florins, eh? 279 00:20:29,284 --> 00:20:32,640 Two thousand, uncle. Two-thousand .. 280 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:36,274 Two thousand? They will be what they will be. 281 00:20:36,364 --> 00:20:38,514 So from now on, you won't have to think about anything more. 282 00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:43,678 Eat, drink, sleep and enjoy yourself with your friends, eh? 283 00:20:43,764 --> 00:20:49,077 Eh!!! Youth, youth ... it passes quickly and never comes back. 284 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:54,955 At your age, I was tripping around without the spout of a penny: I was crafty! 285 00:20:55,044 --> 00:21:01,199 - And you haven't changed much. - Good boy! You're perceptive! Come! 286 00:21:01,284 --> 00:21:06,074 Pass through my dear nephew. You settle yourself too. 287 00:21:06,164 --> 00:21:11,079 Welcome to my house! Damn thieves. I was just missing this. ??? 288 00:21:13,084 --> 00:21:16,997 Oh Gigia, come here a moment! 289 00:21:17,084 --> 00:21:20,838 Come and see what a nice surprise. 290 00:21:24,964 --> 00:21:28,115 Don't you recognize our nephew Ruberto? 291 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:33,881 - Of course! - I thought as much. - Dear nephew! 292 00:21:33,964 --> 00:21:37,036 Oh woman! Who are you hugging? Who are you kissing? 293 00:21:37,124 --> 00:21:39,763 This is your nephew, these are his friends! 294 00:21:39,844 --> 00:21:43,360 - Ruberto, dear! - Well found Aunt Gisella. ???Ben trovata zia Gisella! 295 00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:48,517 Dear, go embrace your cousin. 296 00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:53,083 Do I have permission, father? - You have permission for your cousin, but not for those. 297 00:21:54,644 --> 00:21:58,159 - And my friends Tazio and Gisippo. - Sirs. 298 00:21:58,244 --> 00:21:59,359 Ladies. 299 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:02,117 Madonnas they are indeed! 300 00:22:09,524 --> 00:22:12,880 Enough of that, women: get back to your chores! 301 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:16,673 The boys will be staying here for a long time. 302 00:22:16,764 --> 00:22:22,361 And lest they get lost, I would like to show them all over the house, you know? 303 00:22:22,444 --> 00:22:26,198 Come with me, children. 304 00:22:33,484 --> 00:22:38,797 - Oh! How handsome he is, Mom! - Ruberto has become a handsome boy. 305 00:22:38,884 --> 00:22:42,559 - I'm not talking about my cousin, but his friend. - Oh yes ... 306 00:22:42,644 --> 00:22:46,319 ... Handsome and shy: while I hugged him he stiffened. 307 00:22:46,404 --> 00:22:50,522 - No, not him, the other! Tazio! - Ah, yes, very cute. 308 00:22:50,604 --> 00:22:52,993 But not just cute! It's love! 309 00:22:53,084 --> 00:22:56,076 Be careful not to utter such words in front of your father. 310 00:22:56,164 --> 00:22:58,234 And don't be seen around that Tazio! 311 00:22:58,324 --> 00:23:01,521 - He would drive them out of the house! - And I'd be blamed too! 312 00:23:01,604 --> 00:23:05,153 Don't worry, I'll do it when my father is away. 313 00:23:05,524 --> 00:23:09,915 - Eh? What are you going to do? - What you did to ensnare my father. 314 00:23:10,004 --> 00:23:13,917 No, Peronella, no: you won't do "that" before you're married. 315 00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:18,077 - What? Why, what did you do ... before ...? - Nothing. 316 00:23:18,164 --> 00:23:21,361 - In any case, Berta will watch over you day and night. - Don't worry ... 317 00:23:21,444 --> 00:23:25,881 - I won't leave her alone for a minute. - Very well, I'll be wise and prudent. 318 00:23:25,964 --> 00:23:30,355 But the day after tomorrow is carnival: you haven't given me money for new clothes. 319 00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:33,641 It's not my fault that your father won't hear us with that ear. 320 00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:37,319 - So I remain miserable and naked. - Let it go ... 321 00:23:37,404 --> 00:23:41,363 You are the richest in Prato and you have enough to cover yourself. 322 00:23:41,444 --> 00:23:44,402 Anyway, tonight I will win over the avarice of your father ... 323 00:23:44,484 --> 00:23:47,317 - ...and tomorrow you'll have the money. - Oh Mama! 324 00:23:47,404 --> 00:23:50,202 And how are you going to convince to unstitch his riches? 325 00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:52,514 - By denying yourself to him as as Lysistrata did? - Eh! 326 00:23:52,604 --> 00:23:55,755 If I had to deny him when I always have to ask favors from him! 327 00:23:55,844 --> 00:23:59,803 If our surgeon has not deceived me, ... 328 00:23:59,884 --> 00:24:03,240 ... tomorrow, you will have enough to buy you a lot of things! - Ah! 329 00:24:05,004 --> 00:24:10,078 This is, to be modest, the best stocked cellar in the country. Here! 330 00:24:10,164 --> 00:24:13,042 These barrels contain the best wine in Tuscany ... 331 00:24:13,124 --> 00:24:17,083 starting this year, all the way down, as you can read from the bottom, 332 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:20,793 to a 30 year old wine. And onwards. - Ah! It must be an ambrosia! 333 00:24:20,884 --> 00:24:25,321 - And I will taste a drop. - You are too kind, you. 334 00:24:25,404 --> 00:24:27,281 Not always. 335 00:24:27,404 --> 00:24:31,875 So ... here there is no shortage of vegetables, nor flour, nor cheeses. 336 00:24:31,964 --> 00:24:34,876 Here are spices: garlic, onions ... 337 00:24:34,964 --> 00:24:38,400 and anything else that could serve for a good table. 338 00:24:38,484 --> 00:24:43,114 Prosciutto is abundant and no lack of good salami. - And it shows. 339 00:24:43,204 --> 00:24:47,436 - There are also sausages! - I don't know sausages. - What are they? 340 00:24:47,524 --> 00:24:50,118 Eh ... they are the male pendants ... 341 00:24:50,204 --> 00:24:51,922 detached by my hands ... 342 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:55,758 of those who dare to raise a sinful glance on my women. 343 00:24:55,844 --> 00:25:00,042 Now be warned: don't make lengthy approaches by day ... 344 00:25:00,124 --> 00:25:04,754 do not leave the bed at night, except for urgent needs ... 345 00:25:04,844 --> 00:25:09,634 Oh yes, because if I feel my head itch then ... 346 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:11,760 ... Snip! - Ah! 347 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,799 Understand? 348 00:25:12,884 --> 00:25:17,753 And so your mothers will not have the pleasure of becoming grandmothers. 349 00:25:17,844 --> 00:25:21,393 - But I'm your nephew! - Eh, relative or neighbor ... 350 00:25:21,484 --> 00:25:24,521 ... Three inches from the pelvis! Understand? 351 00:25:24,604 --> 00:25:29,234 Having made an inspection of this house, examining the untouched door... ???? 352 00:25:29,324 --> 00:25:32,475 the defiled marital bed and the duplicitous window ... ???? la finestra ruffiana 353 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:35,442 after hearing the servant and the boy who have declared themselves... 354 00:25:35,524 --> 00:25:38,357 unaware and unrelated to the continuing affair ... 355 00:25:38,444 --> 00:25:41,993 in my capacity as Magistrate and on behalf of the people of Prato ... 356 00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:45,793 proceed to the establishing trial of the quantum her husband took ... 357 00:25:45,884 --> 00:25:48,921 and the tantum that the lover received. 358 00:25:49,004 --> 00:25:51,837 Supporting me in the judgment I will give: ... 359 00:25:51,924 --> 00:25:54,484 the surgeon Ucciardini ... 360 00:25:54,564 --> 00:25:58,762 primus ante omnia of the medical luminaries of our city ... 361 00:25:58,844 --> 00:26:00,402 as well as Father Mariaccio ... 362 00:26:00,484 --> 00:26:04,113 ... a humble man of the church, both wise and prudent. 363 00:26:04,204 --> 00:26:07,640 That said, Don Romildo Varrone ... 364 00:26:07,724 --> 00:26:09,601 - Proceed! - What should I do? 365 00:26:09,684 --> 00:26:11,163 Oh nice! That thing, right? 366 00:26:11,244 --> 00:26:15,283 - I feel ashamed in front of everyone. - Cover yourself with the sheets. 367 00:26:15,364 --> 00:26:18,561 Even up to the neck. Maybe over your head! 368 00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:21,716 The important thing is that we of this court ... 369 00:26:21,804 --> 00:26:25,433 experts in the sciences, church, medicine ... 370 00:26:25,524 --> 00:26:29,756 of long-standing experience, see the movement clearly... 371 00:26:29,844 --> 00:26:33,917 the functionality, duration, What, how, how much ... 372 00:26:34,004 --> 00:26:37,280 to determine whether the allegations of Madonna Giulia ... 373 00:26:37,364 --> 00:26:40,083 - ...are more or less founded. - You'll watch all this? 374 00:26:40,164 --> 00:26:42,598 Of course! And scrupulously! 375 00:26:42,684 --> 00:26:45,323 - And if I can't get it up? - There will be four laughs. 376 00:26:45,404 --> 00:26:48,316 Oh no, Madonna Giulia, you disarm him completely like that. ??? cos� lo disarmate completamente. 377 00:26:48,404 --> 00:26:51,635 - Am I right, Mssr surgeon? - You say it very well. 378 00:26:51,724 --> 00:26:53,203 "The feminine influence..." [Latin] 379 00:26:53,284 --> 00:26:57,277 "is the determinant for consumation of the amatory act." 380 00:26:57,364 --> 00:27:00,913 It is better, indeed, that you help him with a warm embrace! - Eh! 381 00:27:01,004 --> 00:27:05,759 - Did you hear, Madonna Giulia? - Perfectly, most illustrious. 382 00:27:05,844 --> 00:27:09,041 But if I wanted to discourge him, I wouldn't be able to do it ... 383 00:27:09,124 --> 00:27:13,879 because of my nature .. exuberant ... and ravenous. 384 00:27:13,964 --> 00:27:18,037 - Come! Come on! - Hopefully! 385 00:27:27,964 --> 00:27:32,594 - The bodies aren't moving! - They aren't moving! 386 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:36,472 It seems to me that something isn't working! 387 00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:38,919 What is the husband doing? Playing for time? 388 00:27:39,004 --> 00:27:41,723 Excuse me, ser Cecco, I am taken by distress! 389 00:27:41,804 --> 00:27:44,398 Lady Julia, please, pretend to be a whore. 390 00:27:44,484 --> 00:27:47,874 I never pretend, illustrious, I always have been. 391 00:27:47,964 --> 00:27:50,000 Unfortunately my husband is slow to start. 392 00:27:50,084 --> 00:27:53,121 Then do it at your convenience. However with three sighs ... 393 00:27:53,204 --> 00:27:55,923 Let us know when you get up to speed. 394 00:27:56,004 --> 00:27:57,642 Very well ... 395 00:27:57,724 --> 00:28:00,477 If my efforts are not in vain ...! 396 00:28:01,524 --> 00:28:04,834 Gentlemen, let's relax, We are in their hands. 397 00:28:05,564 --> 00:28:10,001 What a lovely surprise our dear nephew has given us! 398 00:28:10,084 --> 00:28:11,756 - Damn him! - Good night, Dad. 399 00:28:11,844 --> 00:28:16,679 - Good night daughter! - Good night. - Good night! 400 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:19,836 - Good night, gentlemen. - Good night Madonna! 401 00:28:20,204 --> 00:28:21,432 What are you waiting for? 402 00:28:21,524 --> 00:28:23,913 - What should I do? - Follow my daughter! 403 00:28:24,004 --> 00:28:28,202 - Sleep with her tonight. - Ah yes. - Got it? With her! 404 00:28:28,484 --> 00:28:29,997 Good night. 405 00:28:30,564 --> 00:28:33,158 These are your rooms. 406 00:28:33,364 --> 00:28:35,116 Sleep well. 407 00:28:35,684 --> 00:28:38,152 - Good night. - Good night. 408 00:28:38,244 --> 00:28:42,920 - Good night Madonna. - Good night, gentlemen. - Go, eh! 409 00:28:44,364 --> 00:28:47,276 And please, gentlemen ... 410 00:28:47,364 --> 00:28:50,834 Sleep the sleep of the righteous! 411 00:28:56,724 --> 00:28:59,636 "Nobody dare to set their sights on my women!" 412 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:03,160 One moment: I'm out of the action because I'm a cousin and nephew. 413 00:29:03,244 --> 00:29:06,554 Yes, you're the danger, because you like Peronella and she is there. 415 00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:10,154 And you don't, eh? You have disturbed the mother and eaten her up with your eyes! 416 00:29:10,244 --> 00:29:13,714 I think only of the priest's daughter. - But look at my aunt! So ... 417 00:29:13,804 --> 00:29:17,797 since I would be in the middle as well, stay away from the fire! 418 00:29:17,884 --> 00:29:20,557 Far away! With so many women out there? 419 00:29:20,644 --> 00:29:23,442 Of course, you speak well of what you've seen ... ??? 420 00:29:23,524 --> 00:29:24,513 but instead ... 421 00:29:24,604 --> 00:29:27,835 But you want to ignore that business in the basement! - No no! 422 00:29:27,924 --> 00:29:31,314 On the contrary! I know how to suffer in silence ... 423 00:29:31,404 --> 00:29:33,793 - And suffer! - Suffer! 424 00:29:33,884 --> 00:29:35,158 ... I'm suffering! 425 00:29:35,244 --> 00:29:37,678 His room is the one in front. 426 00:29:37,764 --> 00:29:40,642 So what? What are you going do? 427 00:29:41,604 --> 00:29:44,801 Go find him and stay with him. 428 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:49,562 - You will stay with me. - Berta, Love calls me. 429 00:29:49,644 --> 00:29:53,353 - Pretend not to hear. - I can't. It shouts. 430 00:29:53,444 --> 00:29:55,594 Then plug up ... your ears! 431 00:29:55,684 --> 00:29:59,472 - Your father will kill us both. - But if he didn't kill my mother ... 432 00:29:59,564 --> 00:30:01,998 - ...who keeps everything uncorked?! - What are you saying? 433 00:30:02,084 --> 00:30:06,043 That just as you were the go-between for my mother, be the go-between for me. 434 00:30:06,124 --> 00:30:10,436 - You don't know what you're talking about! - And you don't know what I saw! 435 00:30:10,524 --> 00:30:12,799 - Oh yes? - Yes! 436 00:30:12,884 --> 00:30:16,718 So you, Berta, will help me enjoy Tazio. 437 00:30:18,404 --> 00:30:21,555 - This evening? - No ... 438 00:30:21,644 --> 00:30:25,637 Tonight I will arouse his desires with my visit. 439 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:30,320 - And what if your father hears you? - I'll wait for him to fall asleep. 440 00:30:30,404 --> 00:30:33,555 But what are you looking for? Come back to bed. 441 00:30:33,884 --> 00:30:37,354 Shhh ... He who watches is saved! 442 00:30:37,524 --> 00:30:41,756 When a women wants, 100 eyes like Argo are not enough! 443 00:30:42,084 --> 00:30:46,396 - What do you mean, woman? - You know what I mean. 444 00:30:46,484 --> 00:30:51,274 Ah yes ...? And so I, with two eyes, never saved myself ...! 445 00:30:51,364 --> 00:30:55,073 Don't ask stupid questions. Come to bed, come on! 446 00:30:55,164 --> 00:30:58,839 I'm coming, I'm coming! When a woman wants ... eh ... 447 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,437 When ...?! 448 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:05,474 ... And how many times have you wanted it? - What do you want to do? 449 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:07,441 Take an inventory of horns at this hour? 450 00:31:07,524 --> 00:31:11,563 Look at the flea she's put in my ear. 451 00:31:23,404 --> 00:31:28,319 - Ah ah.. - Are we there? 453 00:31:28,404 --> 00:31:31,555 - I'm ready. - Finally! Go! 454 00:31:31,644 --> 00:31:33,794 A ... as soon I find it, illustrious! 455 00:31:33,884 --> 00:31:38,674 - What ... what are you looking for? - He's looking for his path ... - Ah! 456 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:41,517 - I found it! - In truth, now ... 457 00:31:41,604 --> 00:31:44,357 ...underneath, something is moving! - They're moving! - They're moving! 458 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:47,516 - They're moving! They're moving! - Ah ... !!! 459 00:31:48,884 --> 00:31:52,354 They don't move anymore! - They don't move anymore! - They don't move anymore! 460 00:31:52,444 --> 00:31:56,437 Er ... Don Romildo, aren't you moving anymore? ... Don Romi'! 461 00:31:56,524 --> 00:32:00,199 - Keep going, right? - I'm done, most excellent! 462 00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:01,637 So soon? 463 00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:05,763 - Madonna, are you satisfied? - He is. I, unfortunately, not at all. 464 00:32:05,844 --> 00:32:09,757 - Ah, you, unfortunately ... nothing? - Well of course! 465 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:14,395 He starts slow and finishes quickly, I start quickly and finish slow. 466 00:32:14,484 --> 00:32:16,076 We never coincide with our times. 467 00:32:16,164 --> 00:32:20,396 - Quickie husbands never satisfy women. - You're right... 468 00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:23,203 Quickies are good for men! 469 00:32:23,284 --> 00:32:25,275 Don't worry, madonna! 470 00:32:25,364 --> 00:32:27,924 In time you will find it with the continuation of the first try. 471 00:32:28,004 --> 00:32:32,361 If he continues, I'm at your disposal: I'll try now! 472 00:32:33,644 --> 00:32:36,716 - Do you want anything else of me? - No thanks. 473 00:32:36,804 --> 00:32:39,716 - Nothing else that appeals to you? - No, I'm fine like this. 474 00:32:39,804 --> 00:32:43,956 - Anything at all? - But really, sir! 475 00:32:44,044 --> 00:32:48,276 You have said do and I did! I can do no more! 476 00:32:48,364 --> 00:32:52,516 Today is Thursday and I'm early Saturday and Sunday morning. 477 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,515 Too little, Don Romildo, too little! 478 00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,758 Your accusation begins to falter. 479 00:32:57,844 --> 00:33:01,280 - Yield place to your antagonist. - What place? 480 00:33:01,364 --> 00:33:05,403 - What must I do, sir? - Come on, go! Try again, right? 481 00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,759 But Magistrate, I can't go again! 482 00:33:07,844 --> 00:33:11,439 Do I really have to throw my wife into the arms of that adulterer? 483 00:33:11,524 --> 00:33:14,880 When you didn't throw her away, she threw herself! 484 00:33:14,964 --> 00:33:18,001 You surprised them. One time more, one time less ... 485 00:33:18,084 --> 00:33:21,235 - Let justice take its course! - All right! 486 00:33:21,324 --> 00:33:25,602 Let's see if this man has more than me. You'll end up at the stake! 487 00:33:25,684 --> 00:33:29,199 The fire will repay me for all the ice that you've given me! 488 00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:33,841 Father Mariaccio ... 489 00:33:33,924 --> 00:33:38,156 mark the names on the graphite board ... 490 00:33:38,204 --> 00:33:40,479 ... Romildo: one. 491 00:33:40,564 --> 00:33:45,035 Marcuzio: ... we shall see. 492 00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:48,718 - Ready ... - Ready! 493 00:33:48,804 --> 00:33:51,238 - ...Go! - Opla! 494 00:34:17,484 --> 00:34:23,639 Ahh ... ehh ... ihhh ... 495 00:34:23,724 --> 00:34:28,639 ... Ohhh .... uhhhh ... 496 00:34:29,244 --> 00:34:31,917 This gentleman makes her say the vowels! 497 00:34:43,684 --> 00:34:46,915 Oh! You! Here! At this time of night? 498 00:34:46,964 --> 00:34:49,080 Shhh .. Speak softly! 499 00:34:49,164 --> 00:34:51,758 - You want me to be discovered? - No! What's to discover?! 500 00:34:51,844 --> 00:34:55,314 I am covered! And if you go and cover yourself in your room ... 501 00:34:55,404 --> 00:34:58,521 ... nobody will find out! - How excited you are! 502 00:34:58,604 --> 00:35:01,801 You speak with a jerk, a tremble ... 503 00:35:01,884 --> 00:35:05,718 you look at me with such big eyes ... Why, Tazio? 504 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:08,272 - Because ... I'm afraid! - Of me? 505 00:35:08,564 --> 00:35:10,919 Yes! I'm an only child... 506 00:35:11,004 --> 00:35:12,995 and my mom wants a grandchild so much! 507 00:35:13,084 --> 00:35:18,875 - And she will have a grandchild. - No, if you don't go away, she won't have one! 508 00:35:18,964 --> 00:35:22,593 How naive you are! You still don't know that to have a child ... 509 00:35:22,684 --> 00:35:25,596 ... you need a woman. - I know that! 510 00:35:25,684 --> 00:35:29,199 So why don't you take advantage of me? 511 00:35:29,444 --> 00:35:31,674 No, no, I will not! 512 00:35:31,764 --> 00:35:35,598 - Go back! Go away! - You're rejecting me! - Yes, yes! 513 00:35:35,684 --> 00:35:37,640 No! Stop! Don't come any closer! 514 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:42,395 So I was wrong. You're not in love with me. 515 00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:44,834 Yes, I mean, no! I can not! 516 00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:46,400 Go away, please! 517 00:36:03,524 --> 00:36:07,995 - What happened to you? - He kicked me out! 518 00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:11,281 He rejected me! 519 00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:15,716 How is that possible? Denying a tidbit of a girl like you? 520 00:36:15,804 --> 00:36:20,594 He said he doesn't want to and can't. 521 00:36:22,524 --> 00:36:27,314 - He won't or can't? - I don't know... 522 00:36:27,404 --> 00:36:30,760 I don't remember... What difference does it make? 523 00:36:30,844 --> 00:36:35,474 But it does. Because "doesn't want" ... 524 00:36:35,564 --> 00:36:39,637 means "doesn't like", while "can not" ... 525 00:36:39,724 --> 00:36:43,114 ... means "isn't capable". - Isn't he a man, then? 526 00:36:43,204 --> 00:36:45,718 Certainly, from what you tell me ... 527 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:49,240 he didn't behave much like a man, right?! 528 00:36:49,364 --> 00:36:51,958 - Voila! - Brava Giulia! 529 00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:55,480 - Silence! - Well done! 530 00:36:55,844 --> 00:36:59,439 - Bravissima! - Enough! No applause! 531 00:36:59,524 --> 00:37:03,119 If you continue to disrupt the trial, I will clear the bedroom! 532 00:37:03,204 --> 00:37:05,513 Father Mariaccio, how are we with the score? 533 00:37:05,604 --> 00:37:09,199 Romildo: one. Marcuzio: nine. 534 00:37:09,524 --> 00:37:12,561 - But I'm not sure. - How can that be? 535 00:37:12,644 --> 00:37:16,159 I don't remember if I marked the last one or not. 536 00:37:16,244 --> 00:37:17,916 That is a problem. 537 00:37:18,004 --> 00:37:19,995 If I give more, I do wrong to Don Romildo ... 538 00:37:20,084 --> 00:37:22,757 if I give less, I hurt Marcuzio and Madonna ... 539 00:37:22,844 --> 00:37:27,076 I can't act arbitrarily. Let's hear what the experts say. 540 00:37:27,164 --> 00:37:30,042 - I say give them the better. - Why? 541 00:37:30,124 --> 00:37:34,163 Because ... "It is better to abound, than to fail." - On the contrary! 542 00:37:34,244 --> 00:37:36,963 - "It is better to fail"! - They worked hard ... 543 00:37:37,044 --> 00:37:38,841 - Give it to him! - No! - Yes! 544 00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:42,314 - I say no! - It's yes! - No! - Yes! - No! - Yes! 545 00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:43,962 - No! - Yes! - Make up your mind! 546 00:37:44,044 --> 00:37:46,797 Forgive me, Mssr. Magistrate, but to get you out of embarrassment ... 547 00:37:46,884 --> 00:37:49,318 cancel everything and we'll start from the beginning. 548 00:37:49,404 --> 00:37:51,872 - From the beginning? - Why not? We're just getting started. 549 00:37:51,964 --> 00:37:55,195 - Just getting started? - And Madonna agrees? 550 00:37:55,284 --> 00:37:57,752 - Do you feel up to it? - Do I feel up to it? 551 00:37:57,844 --> 00:37:59,994 Yes, that I feel! 552 00:38:00,084 --> 00:38:03,156 Father, erase it. We start from scratch. 553 00:38:06,204 --> 00:38:09,300 - Noble Marcuzio, proceed! - Opla! 554 00:38:10,284 --> 00:38:12,354 That woman has iron! 555 00:38:12,444 --> 00:38:14,162 Yes, but he has steel! 556 00:38:37,604 --> 00:38:39,162 Ah .... 557 00:39:27,804 --> 00:39:30,159 - Oh! - Gisa, where are you going? 558 00:39:30,244 --> 00:39:31,916 Mamma mia, what is this? 559 00:39:32,124 --> 00:39:34,638 Mamma mia, what's wrong? 560 00:39:34,844 --> 00:39:36,755 Oh, what? .... Ehhh! 561 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:40,002 Thief !!!! Thief !!! 562 00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:43,599 Put down my florins !!! 563 00:39:43,684 --> 00:39:44,673 Put them down !!! 564 00:39:44,764 --> 00:39:49,440 Thief !!! She snatched my florins !! 565 00:39:50,884 --> 00:39:53,682 - Ahhh !!! - Mistress! 566 00:39:53,764 --> 00:39:57,552 - Ahhh! - What's wrong? How do you feel ??? 567 00:39:58,964 --> 00:40:00,682 Don't worry ... 568 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:05,476 ... I managed to get the money ... Ahhhh !!! 569 00:40:05,644 --> 00:40:07,043 ... from your father ... 570 00:40:07,124 --> 00:40:10,161 - Father, what have you done to my mother? - Nothing! 571 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:13,122 I took away the florins that she stole from me while I was sleeping. 572 00:40:13,204 --> 00:40:16,276 The wife does not steal: she's as much mistress as her husband. 573 00:40:16,364 --> 00:40:17,843 Yes, when her husband can give her! 574 00:40:17,924 --> 00:40:21,599 But when he can't even cope with obligations to his grandchildren... !!! 575 00:40:21,684 --> 00:40:24,756 But no, Uncle, don't worry about me: think of Aunt Gisa. 576 00:40:24,844 --> 00:40:28,883 Yes, you're right: take her gentlemen, lay her on the bed. 577 00:40:28,964 --> 00:40:32,877 Come on, pick her up! ... Wait a minute: cover yourself! 578 00:40:33,324 --> 00:40:36,953 Hey! Don't feel her ass, eh! Neck and legs only! - Gently. 579 00:40:37,044 --> 00:40:40,275 - Be gentle. - ... Seven ... eight ... gently! 580 00:40:40,364 --> 00:40:44,437 - Slowly ... my mistress ... - And cover yourself! 581 00:40:54,644 --> 00:40:57,795 Ah ... What are you doing here? 582 00:40:58,404 --> 00:41:00,076 What do you want? 583 00:41:00,484 --> 00:41:04,602 We're here for you: you were ill. 584 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,596 Me? But ... 585 00:41:06,884 --> 00:41:10,479 I was asleep! I just opened my eyes now. 586 00:41:10,564 --> 00:41:13,681 Now now ... poor thing. Then you went to steal ... 587 00:41:13,764 --> 00:41:16,915 my money in the chest .... in your sleep! - Eh? 588 00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:20,394 - What money are you talking about? - These: Do you see them? 589 00:41:20,484 --> 00:41:22,440 Didn't I surprise you when you came back? 590 00:41:22,524 --> 00:41:26,722 You walked like this, look! Understand? Like this! 591 00:41:26,804 --> 00:41:31,514 - But if she had her eyes closed like you, she was sleeping. - Of course! 592 00:41:31,604 --> 00:41:33,003 She was sleeping, yes! 593 00:41:33,084 --> 00:41:36,360 Oh! My poor mother, she walked in her sleep! 594 00:41:36,444 --> 00:41:38,514 No! She stole in her sleep! 595 00:41:38,604 --> 00:41:41,641 Oh my God! If what he says is true ... 596 00:41:41,724 --> 00:41:44,716 - ...I must be seriously ill! - Or you've been bewitched. 597 00:41:44,804 --> 00:41:47,443 There is no witchcraft: She's fine! 598 00:41:47,524 --> 00:41:49,913 - Then it's the devil! - No, the devil, no! 599 00:41:50,004 --> 00:41:52,677 Then, tomorrow you will know if you're sick ... 600 00:41:52,764 --> 00:41:54,914 ... Or if you have the devil in your body. 601 00:41:55,004 --> 00:41:57,677 - And how will we know? - Simple! 602 00:41:57,764 --> 00:42:01,393 - We'll summon the surgeon and the priest. - Huh? Ahhh .... 603 00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:05,955 I'll sleep over there: Berta and Peronella will keep you company .... 604 00:42:06,044 --> 00:42:09,116 ... in case you have another attack ...?! 605 00:42:10,604 --> 00:42:12,481 Peeping toms. Oh! 606 00:42:12,564 --> 00:42:15,636 Leave the women alone. Scoot! To your room! 607 00:42:15,724 --> 00:42:18,238 Go to sleep, you loafers! 608 00:42:19,564 --> 00:42:22,158 - Sleep well! - Sleep well. 609 00:42:22,484 --> 00:42:23,837 Ah! 610 00:42:24,164 --> 00:42:26,837 That skinflint, my husband, is a very light sleeper. 611 00:42:26,924 --> 00:42:30,439 - He broke the eggs in the basket. - Was that your plan? 612 00:42:30,524 --> 00:42:35,040 But this is! Tomorrow night, I'll take all the money that I want. 613 00:42:35,124 --> 00:42:38,833 - And under the eyes of your father! - Eh! And how will you do that? 614 00:42:38,924 --> 00:42:41,802 - With the help of the surgeon, right? - Exactly! But you know that ... 615 00:42:41,884 --> 00:42:45,797 - ... because you talked about devils. - To help you out. 616 00:42:45,884 --> 00:42:50,162 Well done! To help me out you put Father Mariaccio in my way. 617 00:42:50,244 --> 00:42:52,997 That one knows the most about the devil. 618 00:42:53,244 --> 00:42:56,281 - If he isn't ... the devil! - Uh! 619 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:03,117 - Warm milk! - Fresh bread and boiled eggs. 620 00:43:03,204 --> 00:43:09,234 - Fresh bread and boiled eggs. - Warm milk! 621 00:43:09,324 --> 00:43:11,679 - Fresh bread and boiled eggs? - No, go to those poor people ... 622 00:43:11,764 --> 00:43:13,083 ... who will need it. 623 00:43:13,164 --> 00:43:15,314 Fresh bread and boiled eggs? 624 00:43:15,404 --> 00:43:19,522 - No, the milk is enough. - Thanks, I'm full. 625 00:43:19,604 --> 00:43:26,919 - Fresh bread and boiled eggs ! - Warm milk! 626 00:43:28,644 --> 00:43:30,282 Enough! 627 00:43:31,924 --> 00:43:35,963 Enough with the food! Get out! 628 00:43:37,124 --> 00:43:41,003 The break is over. Madonna and Mssr? 629 00:43:41,084 --> 00:43:42,233 Hey! 630 00:43:42,324 --> 00:43:45,043 It's been all day, what do you want to do? 631 00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,763 - Let's continue. - You still haven't had enough? 632 00:43:47,844 --> 00:43:51,962 I haven't, actually. And if my friend isn't disarmed ... 633 00:43:52,044 --> 00:43:54,558 Remember - Marcuzio is always armed! 634 00:43:54,644 --> 00:43:57,158 Indeed! This teases my palate. 635 00:43:57,244 --> 00:44:00,395 Hurry up and tease him. We're not going home while we're here, eh! 636 00:44:00,484 --> 00:44:03,157 - So ... ready? - Ready! 637 00:44:03,244 --> 00:44:05,633 - Away we go! - Opla! 638 00:44:07,204 --> 00:44:09,843 Now, since Messer Tinto says ... 639 00:44:09,924 --> 00:44:12,154 "Madonna Gisa acted with her eyes closed" ... 640 00:44:12,244 --> 00:44:16,396 - I was asleep, sir. - Exactly! If she acted while sleeping ... 641 00:44:16,484 --> 00:44:20,955 and walked with her arms outstretched, it's clear ... 642 00:44:21,044 --> 00:44:23,274 that she was in a state of somnambulism. 643 00:44:23,364 --> 00:44:25,719 - There! A sleepwalker! - You shut up! 644 00:44:25,804 --> 00:44:27,760 Father Mariaccio, what do you think? 645 00:44:27,844 --> 00:44:31,598 I think that the diagnosis of the illustrious surgeon would be correct ... 646 00:44:31,684 --> 00:44:34,278 if Madonna Gisa, grabbed by her husband ... 647 00:44:34,364 --> 00:44:38,198 hadn't screamed like a banshee in the grip of violent convulsions. 648 00:44:38,284 --> 00:44:41,401 - What do you conclude? - That in my opinion, a man of the church, ... 649 00:44:41,484 --> 00:44:44,601 without ruling out the somnambulism of the surgeon, ... 650 00:44:44,684 --> 00:44:49,838 it could be a damned soul, or even the devil ... 651 00:44:50,524 --> 00:44:54,483 - ... that took possession of the body of our Lady. - Out of the question! 652 00:44:54,564 --> 00:44:58,113 I am very religious and the devil ... 653 00:44:59,324 --> 00:45:02,043 - ... wouldn't thrive in me! - You say that! 654 00:45:02,124 --> 00:45:06,322 - I speak from the point of view of medicine. - No, medicine has nothing to do with it! 655 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:11,159 Father Mariaccio, could the devil take root if my wife was a sinner? 656 00:45:11,244 --> 00:45:16,113 - But how dare you insult me? - I dare, I dare! Answer, father! 657 00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:19,276 - Take root, yes! - Ah! - Oh ... 658 00:45:19,364 --> 00:45:23,118 But he may also take root in an honest and virtuous woman... 659 00:45:23,204 --> 00:45:25,764 - ... to induce her into temptation! - Ah! 660 00:45:25,844 --> 00:45:30,838 So it may be. But I rule it out a priori and I insist on somnambulism. 661 00:45:30,924 --> 00:45:33,040 No, no, I don't exclude anything. 662 00:45:33,124 --> 00:45:35,922 I just want to know if the devil is there or not! 663 00:45:36,004 --> 00:45:38,393 And if there is, I want to know if the devil ... 664 00:45:38,484 --> 00:45:41,157 chose the body of my wife to tempt her ... 665 00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:47,121 or because he really fits ... ... in the body of my wife. 666 00:45:47,204 --> 00:45:50,435 - But how can you know? - With an exorcism. 667 00:45:50,524 --> 00:45:52,879 - With what? - An exorcism. 668 00:45:52,964 --> 00:45:57,037 If he's in there, I'll let him out and ask why he is there. 669 00:45:57,124 --> 00:46:00,161 - And will he tell you? - No, he won't tell me ... 670 00:46:00,244 --> 00:46:03,919 but I'll know by how he reacts. 671 00:46:05,484 --> 00:46:09,159 Very well, I agree. Exorcise me. 672 00:46:09,724 --> 00:46:12,636 - Exorcise her! - As you wish. 673 00:46:12,724 --> 00:46:16,717 - Where is your bedroom, daughter? - Over there, father. 674 00:46:16,804 --> 00:46:20,080 - Follow me, daughter. - Just a moment! 675 00:46:20,844 --> 00:46:24,075 No, I say ... father ... couldn't you do the office here ... 676 00:46:24,164 --> 00:46:25,961 - ...in front of us? - Oh, no! 677 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:29,161 In the first place, it won't succeed in front of you. 678 00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:33,317 - And it is better in the bedroom. - Better? - Of course! 679 00:46:34,484 --> 00:46:36,440 ... It will be better ... 680 00:46:44,604 --> 00:46:46,913 - Prepare yourself, daughter. - For what, father? 681 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:51,202 To perform the exorcism. However, first undress. 682 00:46:51,284 --> 00:46:55,072 - Ah ...! Do I have to undress? - Of course. 683 00:46:55,164 --> 00:46:58,713 - If you don't, where will Satan come out? - Why? 684 00:46:58,804 --> 00:47:01,193 From which part would you like to get it out? 685 00:47:01,284 --> 00:47:03,718 From the mouth, daughter. 686 00:47:16,884 --> 00:47:20,115 Hurry up and perform your office, go. 687 00:47:21,164 --> 00:47:25,396 I'll do it now! By the Word of Fra. Mariaccio! 688 00:47:27,364 --> 00:47:31,357 Come out Satan! 689 00:47:31,564 --> 00:47:35,523 - Ah ... I say that it's coming out. - I say that it won't come out. 690 00:47:35,604 --> 00:47:38,801 Before she went to the priest, she didn't have it in her body. - Indeed yes! 691 00:47:38,884 --> 00:47:42,593 Be glad. A sleepwalker I said, and sleepwalking it is! 692 00:47:43,604 --> 00:47:46,755 - Where are you going? - To fill my lungs with fresh air ... 693 00:47:46,844 --> 00:47:50,359 ... before a gust of diabolical sulfur comes out of the chamber. 694 00:47:50,444 --> 00:47:53,322 One moment, Messer surgeon! 695 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,601 I didn't say that my wife couldn't be sleepwalking! 696 00:47:56,684 --> 00:47:59,960 - But science can sometimes be deceptive! - No more than priests. 697 00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,200 Of course they can deceive ... 700 00:48:15,884 --> 00:48:19,433 - Look, look at my daughter. - Yes. 701 00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:22,800 She is sweet, tender, affectionate with her friends ... 702 00:48:22,884 --> 00:48:26,400 She shuns the male tempter. And she's an angel. 703 00:48:31,844 --> 00:48:34,836 Sit still you! You take a fancy with two daughters ... 704 00:48:34,924 --> 00:48:40,282 met in the street and you found Peronella's friends at her house. 705 00:48:40,364 --> 00:48:42,832 - This is true. - We've had good fortune. 706 00:48:42,924 --> 00:48:45,836 But who's to say that they will give us their favors? 707 00:48:45,924 --> 00:48:50,042 - Peronella offered them to me last night. - And you? 708 00:48:50,564 --> 00:48:52,839 - I refused. - And you did well. 709 00:48:52,924 --> 00:48:56,553 - Yes, but how long will you resist? - As long as we don't leave. 710 00:48:56,644 --> 00:49:01,500 - But I will lose Peronella. - Yes, but you will keep your balls. 711 00:49:07,524 --> 00:49:11,199 It's a dream that I often have: It's almost a nightmare. 712 00:49:11,284 --> 00:49:16,722 I dream of being in a forest dressed like a man, in fact, I feel like a man ... 713 00:49:16,804 --> 00:49:20,399 ... and then, I chase a young naked woman .... and I wake up. 714 00:49:21,964 --> 00:49:25,513 How strange! My uncle says that certain dreams are sent by the devil. 715 00:49:26,604 --> 00:49:30,200 No, the devil doesn't send them, but Desire. 716 00:49:31,724 --> 00:49:34,522 - How did it go? Did it come out? - It didn't come out. 717 00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:36,834 I tried every way: above, below ... 718 00:49:36,924 --> 00:49:39,358 ... front, back ... - Then it's still inside? 719 00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:42,800 No, what we did here means that we did the Office ... 720 00:49:42,884 --> 00:49:46,957 ... and the exorcism is negative. - What does that mean? 721 00:49:47,044 --> 00:49:50,673 That your wife is good, chaste and free of Satan. 722 00:49:50,764 --> 00:49:55,280 What you wanted to prove. Your wife is suffering from somnambulism. 723 00:49:55,364 --> 00:49:57,924 - Is it serious, then? - Not at all. 724 00:49:58,004 --> 00:50:00,472 Besides, with passing time ... 725 00:50:00,564 --> 00:50:05,877 eventually the sleepwalker, even with occluded eyes, will see danger, avoid it ... 726 00:50:05,964 --> 00:50:09,923 and maintain balance even on the brink of a precipice. 727 00:50:10,004 --> 00:50:13,076 And wherever he goes, "pedibus calcantibus" ... (those who walk on their feet) 728 00:50:13,164 --> 00:50:16,918 - ... always finds his way home. - Then it's not serious. 729 00:50:17,004 --> 00:50:19,837 - It's not serious! - But! The somnambulist ... 730 00:50:19,924 --> 00:50:24,839 should not be disturbed, impeded or awakened: whatever they face. 731 00:50:24,924 --> 00:50:27,199 - Then it is serious! - This because... 732 00:50:27,284 --> 00:50:30,082 if taken with epileptic seizures, ... 733 00:50:30,164 --> 00:50:34,123 - ... she could exhale her soul. - If that's it, I don't give a damn! 734 00:50:34,204 --> 00:50:37,276 While gripped by murderous fury ... 735 00:50:37,364 --> 00:50:40,356 - ... she could kill the unwary obstacle ... - No! 736 00:50:40,444 --> 00:50:43,800 ... With the superhuman strength of her own hands. You understand? 737 00:50:43,884 --> 00:50:48,036 Of course! Who would dream of being the unwary obstacle?! 738 00:50:48,124 --> 00:50:51,300 As for me, she can go where she wants, do what she wants ... 739 00:50:51,604 --> 00:50:55,916 - You're a good husband, you! - Good, good ... 740 00:50:56,004 --> 00:51:00,000 - ...really good. - Three times good ... 741 00:51:00,484 --> 00:51:02,281 ... Cuckold, as a matter of fact. 742 00:51:02,404 --> 00:51:05,601 Mssr surgeon, I don't know how to thank you! 743 00:51:05,684 --> 00:51:09,597 - By paying me 10 florins for my consultation. - Ah, already. The consultation ... 744 00:51:09,684 --> 00:51:13,836 - For me, 5 florins. - You didn't consult at all, you! 745 00:51:13,924 --> 00:51:17,519 - I performed the Office! - And should I pay you for the Office? 746 00:51:17,604 --> 00:51:20,676 We poor priests live by these interventions ... 747 00:51:20,764 --> 00:51:24,279 One here, one there ... as Providence requires. 748 00:51:24,364 --> 00:51:26,241 Providence? 749 00:51:26,444 --> 00:51:29,800 10 plus 5 ... come, I'll accompany you ... Providence ?! 750 00:51:29,884 --> 00:51:31,761 Madonna! 751 00:51:33,124 --> 00:51:38,073 - My respects ... Madonna. - And mine ... Father! 752 00:51:43,204 --> 00:51:47,482 Tell me the truth: did he perform a proper exorcism? 753 00:51:47,964 --> 00:51:49,875 Not really proper ... 754 00:51:50,164 --> 00:51:51,677 ... But he did something. 755 00:51:52,084 --> 00:51:56,555 - I really want to let loose, this carnival! - I'd like to do that too. 756 00:51:56,644 --> 00:52:01,160 I'm always at the rectory and when I go out I'm always accompanied by my uncle priest. 757 00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:04,100 I've never approached a man and I'm sighing for it. 758 00:52:04,444 --> 00:52:07,038 But it's useless, my uncle watches me too much. 759 00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,922 It's going bad for you, Gisippo, she is watched too well. 760 00:52:10,004 --> 00:52:12,643 Yet there must be a way to trick this uncle priest. 761 00:52:12,724 --> 00:52:16,478 - Lucia! - Francesca! - We're here! - We're coming! 762 00:52:19,364 --> 00:52:21,320 Wait for me in the cellar. 763 00:52:27,004 --> 00:52:28,801 - Cousin? - What do you want? 764 00:52:28,884 --> 00:52:32,718 - I want to talk to you about your friends. - What interests you, cousin? 765 00:52:32,804 --> 00:52:37,594 If you're the same type as Tazio ... let's talk about some nice young man. 766 00:52:37,684 --> 00:52:38,673 What are you talking about? 767 00:52:38,764 --> 00:52:41,483 When a pretty maiden like me ... 768 00:52:41,564 --> 00:52:44,442 offers herself for use and abuse, she isn't cast away! 769 00:52:44,524 --> 00:52:48,802 If your father had not threatened to cut us like that ... 770 00:52:48,884 --> 00:52:51,682 you would have seen what a beautiful party Tazio would have made for you. 771 00:52:51,764 --> 00:52:55,120 But you know what they call us in our country? Cock of Gold! 772 00:52:55,204 --> 00:52:57,843 Cousin! I will not allow you to speak to a maiden like this! 773 00:52:57,924 --> 00:53:00,961 Excuse me cousin, if I disrespected you, but ... 774 00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:05,003 certain threats would make even a scoundrel holy. - You're forgiven. 775 00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:08,554 So, if you have forgiven me ... 776 00:53:08,644 --> 00:53:11,636 reward me by winning the heart of your friend. 777 00:53:11,724 --> 00:53:15,558 - Lucia? The granddaughter of the priest? - No, the other one, the dream. 779 00:53:20,804 --> 00:53:24,114 - I want to talk to you. - Talk, then. 780 00:53:24,204 --> 00:53:28,561 - I didn't think you were so sick. - And now that you're convinced? 781 00:53:28,644 --> 00:53:31,397 Nothing! I promise you that if you sleepwalk ... 782 00:53:31,484 --> 00:53:34,123 I'll let do anything you want! 783 00:53:34,204 --> 00:53:40,279 - Are you afraid of my murderous fury? - Ah! And what if you always walk in your sleep?! 784 00:53:40,364 --> 00:53:43,242 I would ask you to somnambulate as far away as possible ... 785 00:53:43,324 --> 00:53:46,600 ... From my florins. - I can't guarantee you of that! - Why not? 786 00:53:46,684 --> 00:53:50,300 I'm not conscious when I sleepwalk. 787 00:53:51,044 --> 00:53:55,481 You could sleep with your daughter instead of Berta ... 788 00:53:55,564 --> 00:53:59,796 - I would lock the door. - Ah! Don't even think about it! 789 00:53:59,884 --> 00:54:03,354 When I sleepwalk for money, I have to find it! 790 00:54:03,444 --> 00:54:07,483 I would stave in doors, break open chests, kill ... 791 00:54:07,564 --> 00:54:09,475 ... whoever hid them from me! 792 00:54:10,444 --> 00:54:14,483 - Mamma mia! - My fury does not forgive! 793 00:54:15,644 --> 00:54:17,475 Doesn't forgive?! 794 00:54:17,564 --> 00:54:19,919 Damned somnambulist! 795 00:54:21,244 --> 00:54:26,113 - A man! A man! - Gently! Leave me be. 796 00:54:26,204 --> 00:54:28,877 - My head is spinning, for goodness sake! - Me too! I'm drunk ... 797 00:54:28,964 --> 00:54:31,637 - ... with joy and happiness! - What's happened? 798 00:54:31,724 --> 00:54:35,273 - I'm happy Berta, he's a man! - Who? 799 00:54:35,364 --> 00:54:37,924 - Tazio! - That one? - Yes! 800 00:54:38,044 --> 00:54:41,832 - But if he rejected you last night?! - Because my father threatened him ... 801 00:54:41,924 --> 00:54:44,300 - .... with unspeakable mutilations. - But look... 802 00:54:44,684 --> 00:54:46,561 He threatened a good young man? 803 00:54:46,644 --> 00:54:53,243 - Your father, he's looking for sorrows. - And you'll help me to give them to him. - Oh no! 804 00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:57,112 - If your intentions are not honest, no. - Virtuous! 805 00:54:57,204 --> 00:55:01,243 - Tazio will be my husband. - Does he agree? 806 00:55:01,324 --> 00:55:04,236 What does he have to do with it? The important thing is that I agree. 807 00:55:04,324 --> 00:55:07,999 Do you know how Lucia will dress for the carnival? - No. 808 00:55:08,084 --> 00:55:10,279 - As a flower. - And Peronella? 809 00:55:10,364 --> 00:55:13,242 - As a witch. - I like it all the same. 810 00:55:13,324 --> 00:55:15,394 - And Francesca? - As a man. 811 00:55:15,484 --> 00:55:18,044 - Why a man? - Because that's what she wants to be. 812 00:55:18,124 --> 00:55:19,955 - No! - No! 813 00:55:20,044 --> 00:55:22,877 - Yes, unfortunately. - Now I understand her dream... 814 00:55:22,964 --> 00:55:26,036 ... and the caresses that she made to her friends. - I'm sorry, Ruberto. 815 00:55:26,124 --> 00:55:28,797 - You've been unlucky. - You'll soon forget her. 816 00:55:28,884 --> 00:55:31,034 You'll find someone more beautiful. 817 00:55:31,124 --> 00:55:34,241 - But I want her! - With the inclinations she has ... 818 00:55:34,324 --> 00:55:37,282 - She likes women. - She likes women. 819 00:55:37,404 --> 00:55:39,201 She likes women. 820 00:55:39,284 --> 00:55:42,000 She likes women ...! 821 00:55:46,524 --> 00:55:48,225 Not bad. 822 00:55:52,764 --> 00:55:54,595 She's mine. 823 00:55:54,804 --> 00:55:58,638 - I'll try. - No! - I'll try! 824 00:56:00,244 --> 00:56:02,750 - Do you want some wine, Madonna? - No. 825 00:56:03,924 --> 00:56:08,500 - May I offer you a drink? - Yes, young gallant! 826 00:56:15,604 --> 00:56:17,640 - To your beauty. - Do you really like me? 827 00:56:17,724 --> 00:56:20,158 For your favor I would do anything. 828 00:56:20,244 --> 00:56:23,042 - Drink first. Have a drink. - And then? 829 00:56:23,124 --> 00:56:24,921 Then ... if you do you shall see. 830 00:56:25,004 --> 00:56:28,280 - I can do it. - Oh! You are in a hurry. ???? 831 00:56:28,364 --> 00:56:30,355 Yes, you put fire in my veins. 832 00:56:30,444 --> 00:56:33,402 Take your hand away, I also have veins and if you put fire there ... 833 00:56:33,484 --> 00:56:36,442 - There I'll put it, yes! - Take it away, I tell you! 834 00:56:36,524 --> 00:56:39,675 - No, I won't take it off. - Stop, leave your hand where it is. 835 00:56:39,764 --> 00:56:42,756 Don't go any higher! - I want to go up! I'll go higher! - Stop! 836 00:56:42,844 --> 00:56:43,993 - I want to touch ... - Touch it! 837 00:56:44,084 --> 00:56:44,641 Uhhh! 838 00:56:45,324 --> 00:56:47,633 - Why did you leave? Did he notice something? - Yes. 839 00:56:47,724 --> 00:56:51,034 He put his hand where he shouldn't have ... But the experiment was successful. 840 00:56:51,124 --> 00:56:52,921 - To the two of us, Francesca! - To the two of us! - Francesca will be ours! ??? - ours! 841 00:56:53,004 --> 00:56:55,677 - What does Francesca have to do with you? - I was talking with Lucia. 842 00:56:55,764 --> 00:57:00,121 - I have a great idea! - What is it? - I'll tell you right now. 843 00:57:00,204 --> 00:57:03,480 As soon as evening falls, Ruberto will go to Father Mariaccio ... 844 00:57:03,564 --> 00:57:06,032 I advise you, lock yourself in well ... 845 00:57:06,124 --> 00:57:08,319 - ... and don't open to anyone. - Don't doubt it, uncle. 846 00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:12,113 - Remember that all men are no good. - Everybody ... 847 00:57:12,204 --> 00:57:14,001 - Not everybody! - Everyone, everyone! 848 00:57:14,084 --> 00:57:16,154 - I am honest. - You alone ... 849 00:57:16,244 --> 00:57:19,520 because you are the nephew of Quintus Fulvo and because you're coming with me. 850 00:57:19,604 --> 00:57:21,720 - Understood! - I understand. 851 00:57:21,804 --> 00:57:24,193 - Good night madonna. - Good night sir. 852 00:57:24,284 --> 00:57:28,243 Come on! And you go back in. And let me hear the latch. 853 00:57:29,604 --> 00:57:33,961 There are too many rogues around who would take advantage of the virtue of young girls! 854 00:57:34,044 --> 00:57:37,923 You are right, father. If you act as you speak ...! 855 00:57:38,004 --> 00:57:43,283 - What do you mean by that statement? - That you are a holy man! - Ah! 857 00:58:09,444 --> 00:58:12,197 - Who is it? - A good Christian. 858 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:16,038 - What do you want? - I want to confess to Father Marriaccio. 859 00:58:16,124 --> 00:58:18,319 My uncle isn't here, come back later. 860 00:58:18,404 --> 00:58:22,761 Where can I go, poor me? I live far away. Can I wait for him in the rectory? 861 00:58:22,844 --> 00:58:25,802 I can't let anyone in, I'm alone. 862 00:58:25,884 --> 00:58:30,241 But I'm not a man, I'm a pregnant woman! 863 00:58:30,324 --> 00:58:33,919 Open to me, night is coming and I'm afraid! 864 00:58:34,004 --> 00:58:37,280 Stand back and show me your belly. 865 00:58:51,444 --> 00:58:55,403 - Ohh! Thank you so much! - What are you doing? 866 00:58:56,604 --> 00:58:59,482 - God bless you! - I couldn't leave you out in that condition. 867 00:58:59,564 --> 00:59:02,032 I'm already in my ninth month. The child will appear any minute. 868 00:59:02,124 --> 00:59:04,718 - Is it your first? - The fifth. 869 00:59:04,804 --> 00:59:09,594 My husband loves me very much, in the evening we go to bed early. 870 00:59:12,164 --> 00:59:14,803 Come, I'll warm you up with some of milk. 871 00:59:15,404 --> 00:59:18,123 Good milk! 872 00:59:29,044 --> 00:59:31,114 Be strong, son! 873 00:59:31,204 --> 00:59:34,082 - I ... I have done ... - Go on. 874 00:59:34,164 --> 00:59:38,874 - I've committed sins. - So tell them, otherwise it will be day! 875 00:59:39,124 --> 00:59:41,479 Be patient... 876 00:59:41,724 --> 00:59:46,559 - ... with a dying man ... - Yes, of course, but hurry up! 877 00:59:46,684 --> 00:59:50,393 - I'm dying? - Yes ... no! To confess! 878 00:59:50,484 --> 00:59:52,156 I left my niece alone. 879 00:59:52,204 --> 00:59:54,081 Beautiful... 880 00:59:54,164 --> 00:59:56,519 Your niece. 881 00:59:56,604 --> 00:59:58,750 How do you know? Do you know her? 882 00:59:59,084 --> 01:00:00,200 Yes. 883 01:00:00,484 --> 01:00:02,554 Tell me everything! 884 01:00:02,644 --> 01:00:05,238 Confess everything! 885 01:00:06,724 --> 01:00:08,999 Later... 886 01:00:09,444 --> 01:00:12,277 Now ... let me ... rest a little. 887 01:00:12,364 --> 01:00:15,561 Re-re-rest, son of a ... whoever I say! 888 01:00:15,644 --> 01:00:20,035 But then you'll tell me everything, or else I'll break ... 889 01:00:20,804 --> 01:00:23,841 Forgive me, Lord, I am a great sinner ... 890 01:00:23,924 --> 01:00:26,597 but this creature is everything to me. Mea culpa... 891 01:00:26,684 --> 01:00:29,676 I will break ... !!! Mea massima culpa! 892 01:00:32,404 --> 01:00:36,761 I needed this milk, but now I'm on fire! 893 01:00:36,844 --> 01:00:38,994 - The craving has taken me! - What craving? 894 01:00:39,084 --> 01:00:42,042 To grasp, to squeeze! It comes before giving birth! 895 01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:45,125 - Are my hands enough? - Yes! But only hands? No more? 896 001:00:45,200 --> 01:00:46,595 That isn't enough? 897 01:00:46,684 --> 01:00:49,835 No, the mania increases, it rises ... 898 01:00:49,964 --> 01:00:55,197 - It always rises... always rising ... - Does this craving last long? Is it strong? 899 01:00:55,284 --> 01:00:58,515 - Strong, strong! - But you'll tire yourself. 900 01:00:58,604 --> 01:01:02,438 - Calm yourself, come on! Lie down! - I would like to lie down, but where? 901 01:01:02,524 --> 01:01:07,598 - Lean against me, for now. - It's good for now, but then what? 902 01:01:07,684 --> 01:01:09,100 Can you come up with something better? 904 01:01:17,964 --> 01:01:21,479 Tell me about my niece, quickly! Before you go! 905 01:01:21,564 --> 01:01:24,362 What do you know about her? When did you meet? 906 01:01:24,444 --> 01:01:27,993 - Here, yesterday. - Have you approached her? 907 01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:29,722 I saw her. 908 01:01:29,804 --> 01:01:33,080 - She is so beautiful! - Thanks be to God. 909 01:01:33,164 --> 01:01:36,042 - And the mother who made her. - Don't waste time with her mother! 910 01:01:36,124 --> 01:01:38,115 Confess, it's getting late! 911 01:01:38,684 --> 01:01:42,313 I have sinned ... in my thoughts. 912 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,242 With whom? 913 01:01:44,324 --> 01:01:47,475 - With Madonna Gisa. - I absolve you. 914 01:01:47,884 --> 01:01:50,796 - With Madonna Peronella. - I absolve you. 915 01:01:50,884 --> 01:01:53,956 - And with your niece! - A sin!!! A mortal sin !!! 916 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,363 I will send you to hell !!! 917 01:01:55,444 --> 01:01:58,800 Don't look at my niece! Don't think about her! Don't touch her! 919 01:02:03,244 --> 01:02:07,715 Madam bride, I see that you had a good time with your craving. 921 01:02:13,884 --> 01:02:17,433 You got carried away with Fra. Mariaccio. This time he wouldn't give you absolution. 922 01:02:17,524 --> 01:02:21,358 But how do I explain to my uncle your sudden recovery? 923 01:02:21,444 --> 01:02:25,483 A miracle: treatment of the soul has also healed the body. 924 01:02:25,564 --> 01:02:28,522 And I will add that the monk said ... 925 01:02:28,604 --> 01:02:32,961 that he had never met a young man so devoted and honest. 926 01:02:33,164 --> 01:02:35,473 So he will calm down ... 927 01:02:35,764 --> 01:02:39,100 ...and have less to fear about his women. 928 01:02:39,604 --> 01:02:41,162 You did wrong! 929 01:02:41,244 --> 01:02:44,361 - You didn't have to let anyone in! - But she was pregnant, poor thing! 930 01:02:44,444 --> 01:02:46,275 That's what she told you. 931 01:02:48,844 --> 01:02:51,312 You see how pregnant she is? 932 01:02:52,164 --> 01:02:55,236 I see, I see. You there! Before you're about to give birth ... 933 01:02:55,324 --> 01:02:57,554 couldn't you wait a day to confess? 934 01:02:57,644 --> 01:02:59,475 For this very reason I came. 935 01:02:59,564 --> 01:03:02,556 If God wanted me to be at his side giving birth to my son ... 936 01:03:02,644 --> 01:03:06,523 I would like him to find me with a bright and pure soul. - Good! 937 01:03:06,604 --> 01:03:09,072 This the speech of a Christian. 938 01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:13,282 I release you immediately from your sins, so go home. 939 01:03:13,364 --> 01:03:18,074 Alas, sorrow! How do I return home? Alone, at night, pregnant ... 940 01:03:18,164 --> 01:03:20,598 My child could be born on the street! 941 01:03:20,684 --> 01:03:24,882 - What? Did you come to stay here overnight?! - No, but you were late ... 942 01:03:24,964 --> 01:03:29,754 ... And I have to wait for my husband to return from the fields to look after my children. 943 01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:33,519 - Do you live very far awary? - On the other side of the village. 944 01:03:33,604 --> 01:03:37,517 All right, tonight you may sleep with my niece. 945 01:03:37,604 --> 01:03:40,482 Oh, thank you! Thank you! 946 01:03:40,564 --> 01:03:44,273 God will reward you and repay your niece ... 947 01:03:44,364 --> 01:03:47,959 - ... with everything her heart desires! - All right... 948 01:03:48,044 --> 01:03:51,957 Lucia, you go: I'll call you when I'm finished with the rite. 949 01:03:52,044 --> 01:03:54,922 And you kneel down, no instead ... 950 01:03:55,004 --> 01:03:58,633 - Sit down, that's better. - Thank you. 951 01:04:00,124 --> 01:04:04,402 And prepare for confession. In the Name of the Father ... 952 01:04:04,484 --> 01:04:07,681 of the Son, of the Holy Spirit, Amen ... 953 01:04:07,764 --> 01:04:09,800 Go ahead. 954 01:04:09,924 --> 01:04:12,882 - Father, I have sinned !!! - Ah! You begin well; 955 01:04:12,964 --> 01:04:15,558 I know that, otherwise you wouldn't be here. 956 01:04:15,644 --> 01:04:17,600 Tell me your greatest sins! 957 01:04:17,684 --> 01:04:21,040 I have commited a great sin! - Okay ... What was it?! ??? ginli magne ??? 958 01:04:21,124 --> 01:04:25,402 - A grand fuck with huge problems! - Oh yes? And with whom? ??? fottisterio 959 01:04:25,484 --> 01:04:28,635 - With my husband, always with him! - Okay, that's natural. 960 01:04:28,724 --> 01:04:32,080 - Not always natural ... - Oh no, that is a sin. 961 01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:35,998 Mating must be as a function of conception. 962 01:04:36,084 --> 01:04:40,316 I know, but I've gotten pregnant every year and I wanted to avoid this baby. 963 01:04:40,404 --> 01:04:42,395 - But you didn't avoid it. - Yes ... 964 01:04:42,484 --> 01:04:44,839 But my husband had the wrong address ... 965 01:04:45,044 --> 01:04:46,193 Maybe ... 966 01:04:46,284 --> 01:04:48,798 But, realizing the mistake, you continued ... 967 01:04:48,884 --> 01:04:50,237 according to nature? 968 01:04:50,324 --> 01:04:54,283 Um ... no ... it's just that when I'm below, I don't understand anything anymore. ??? 969 01:04:54,364 --> 01:04:57,117 - You're sensitive? - Yes, father. 970 01:04:57,204 --> 01:05:01,083 - Is that a sin? - Everything, everything too much is a sin! 971 01:05:01,844 --> 01:05:05,962 But ... apart from the wrong address, have there been ... 972 01:05:06,044 --> 01:05:09,400 - ... other locations? - Yes, many. 973 01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:15,954 - You have found other sources of pleasure? - If you knew, father ... 974 01:05:16,044 --> 01:05:18,877 What do you mean if I knew? I have to know! 975 01:05:18,964 --> 01:05:22,843 Otherwise what am I doing here? It's part of my office! 976 01:05:26,004 --> 01:05:31,158 At this point, you must start all over again ... 977 01:05:31,244 --> 01:05:32,882 - And calmly. - Oh yes? 978 01:05:32,964 --> 01:05:34,363 Yes. 979 01:05:34,444 --> 01:05:37,720 Here the thing is getting long! ???And as long as needed! 980 01:06:12,924 --> 01:06:14,915 Ah ... my throat! 981 01:06:30,644 --> 01:06:32,874 ... Mamma mia! 983 01:06:37,644 --> 01:06:39,635 Fine, go! Go! Ah ...! 985 01:06:49,404 --> 01:06:50,962 A few ... 986 01:06:51,044 --> 01:06:52,875 few ... 987 01:06:58,444 --> 01:07:03,199 One can't sleep anymore in this house with these somnambulistic acts ... 988 01:07:03,284 --> 01:07:05,195 Ah ... I'll take this ... 989 01:07:07,644 --> 01:07:10,363 She got it right, eh! ??? 990 01:07:11,804 --> 01:07:13,476 Where is she going? 991 01:07:24,884 --> 01:07:26,761 What is she doing? 992 01:07:29,364 --> 01:07:33,880 Shhh ... don't wake her up, it's all right! 994 01:07:39,604 --> 01:07:41,640 Blood! 995 01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:44,682 No it's not, Thank God! 996 01:08:17,684 --> 01:08:19,914 Listen sister! Listen sister ... ??? 997 01:08:20,004 --> 01:08:22,677 - Tell me, daughter. - Has your craving resumed? 998 01:08:22,764 --> 01:08:26,803 Yes, stronger than before! I have to touch, squeeze! 999 01:08:26,884 --> 01:08:29,796 - Do you mind? - Not if it gives you relief. 1000 01:08:29,884 --> 01:08:32,964 So, if you don't mind, raise your head a little, so I ... 1001 01:08:32,964 --> 01:08:36,240 - ... can throw my arm on the other side. - All right. 1002 01:08:37,804 --> 01:08:40,955 - Is it better there? - ... And how! 1003 01:08:44,324 --> 01:08:46,997 Sister, what is that between your legs? 1004 01:08:47,084 --> 01:08:49,234 What you have too! 1005 01:08:49,324 --> 01:08:51,679 No, I don't have that thing. 1006 01:08:51,764 --> 01:08:54,483 Why, don't you have the urge? Let me come to you. 1007 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:57,362 - And if I let it come to me? - It will sprout between your legs ... 1008 01:08:57,444 --> 01:09:00,242 - ... in no time at all! - I want to try. 1009 01:09:00,324 --> 01:09:03,839 - Try! Try! - Hold me tighter. - Squeeze !!! 1010 01:09:03,924 --> 01:09:06,802 - Touch me all over. - Yes, all over! 1011 01:09:06,884 --> 01:09:10,240 Ohhh ... what a craving! 1012 01:09:10,324 --> 01:09:13,555 What a craving has taken me ... 1013 01:09:13,804 --> 01:09:17,592 - Brava, like that! - I'm dying of frenzy ... 1014 01:09:17,684 --> 01:09:20,152 Ahhh ... It's sprouted up! 1015 01:09:20,244 --> 01:09:22,963 It's true! Oh, and me too, I feel it! 1016 01:09:23,044 --> 01:09:25,797 How wonderful! How wonderful! 1017 01:09:26,284 --> 01:09:28,240 No, I didn't get it! 1018 01:09:28,324 --> 01:09:30,121 - This was always what you wanted!!! - Quiet ... 1019 01:09:30,204 --> 01:09:31,353 - Liar !!! - Don't shout! 1020 01:09:31,444 --> 01:09:35,153 - You'll wake up your uncle! - I want him to wake up! Uncle Mariaccio! 1021 01:09:35,244 --> 01:09:36,962 It's a boy !!! 1022 01:09:37,204 --> 01:09:40,002 Who is it? What's wrong? What's happening? 1023 01:09:40,084 --> 01:09:41,802 It's a boy, uncle, come here! 1024 01:09:41,884 --> 01:09:45,797 What is he doing? These are women's things. ??? 1025 01:09:45,884 --> 01:09:49,843 Let me sleep: You help him, blessed daughter. 1026 01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:52,392 Help him?! Me?! 1027 01:09:52,484 --> 01:09:54,281 Didn't you hear that he's a boy? 1028 01:09:54,364 --> 01:09:57,242 All right, male or female, it's all the same. 1029 01:09:57,324 --> 01:10:00,999 - Do whatever he needs. - But ... 1030 01:10:01,084 --> 01:10:03,803 I don't know uncle ... It's my first time. 1031 01:10:03,884 --> 01:10:08,594 Take him by the feet and two slaps on the ass so he cries. 1032 01:10:08,684 --> 01:10:11,562 Then hold him in your arms and ... 1033 01:10:11,644 --> 01:10:16,638 cuddle him until he calms down and falls asleep ... 1034 01:10:16,724 --> 01:10:19,761 ... Happy and blessed ... 1036 01:10:24,724 --> 01:10:26,874 - Come my love! - What do you want from me? 1037 01:10:26,964 --> 01:10:30,434 - What your uncle said. - I'm naive, you must tell me. 1038 01:10:30,524 --> 01:10:33,038 - First you have to hold me ... - Like this? 1039 01:10:33,124 --> 01:10:36,002 Then you have to cuddle me ... and also calm me ... 1040 01:10:36,084 --> 01:10:37,961 And like this ... 1041 01:10:38,044 --> 01:10:39,318 Like that. 1042 01:10:43,364 --> 01:10:44,797 My love! 1043 01:10:44,884 --> 01:10:49,594 - I've waited for you, I've always been waiting. - And I've come to make you happy. 1044 01:10:49,684 --> 01:10:52,596 Yes, make me happy, I want to be happy! 1045 01:10:52,684 --> 01:10:57,963 That sleepwalker still hasn't come out from our daughter's room. 1046 01:10:58,124 --> 01:11:00,080 There she is! 1047 01:11:02,244 --> 01:11:05,953 Where are you going? The chest? No, this time I won't let you enter! 1048 01:11:09,364 --> 01:11:11,036 Where are you going? 1049 01:11:11,644 --> 01:11:15,432 You'll take them, eh! Yes, I'll take them! ???? 1050 01:11:15,644 --> 01:11:17,600 - Oh! - What are you doing, my husband ... 1051 01:11:17,684 --> 01:11:20,801 - ... crouching there on the ground? - Crouching ?! 1052 01:11:20,884 --> 01:11:24,923 - It was to avoid your turn! - What am I, blind? - No, sleepwalking! 1053 01:11:25,004 --> 01:11:29,395 - Huh? Do you mean that again tonight ... - ... You've plundered florins ... 1054 01:11:29,484 --> 01:11:32,396 - ... from the chest! - What florins? - The ones you have in your hand! 1055 01:11:32,484 --> 01:11:34,679 She's sleepwalking too !!! 1056 01:11:34,764 --> 01:11:39,440 - Then it's an inherited disease! - From your mother, because we never ... 1057 01:11:39,524 --> 01:11:42,118 - Hi! She's going to the chest! I'll wake her up! - No, for for heaven's sake! 1058 01:11:42,204 --> 01:11:46,322 - What did you say? - Shhh .. - I'll wake her up. - No! 1059 01:11:50,284 --> 01:11:51,797 Goodbye, florins! 1060 01:11:51,884 --> 01:11:54,921 Instead of thinking about the florins, think of us who are sick. 1061 01:11:55,004 --> 01:11:59,077 If you feel bad when you grab my florins, imagine how I feel! 1062 01:11:59,164 --> 01:12:01,758 - I'll wake her! - No, she's sleepwalking! 1063 01:12:01,844 --> 01:12:04,802 Sleepwalking thievery! 1065 01:12:13,164 --> 01:12:16,361 - Daddy believed it! He fell for it! - Brava! 1066 01:12:16,444 --> 01:12:19,197 You were better at it than your mother! 1067 01:12:19,284 --> 01:12:22,196 - We're riding! We're riding! - What do you mean? 1068 01:12:22,284 --> 01:12:24,718 I know what will happen. 1069 01:12:25,844 --> 01:12:31,362 Today, the 14th of March Anno Domini 1395, in my capacity as Magistrate ... 1070 01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:34,834 we resume the trail in public session of the people of Prato ... 1071 01:12:34,924 --> 01:12:36,915 against Madonna Giulia Varrone. 1072 01:12:37,004 --> 01:12:43,523 Having said that, I summarize the minutes of the session held in the bedroom ... 1073 01:12:43,604 --> 01:12:49,440 in which the crime was consummated, to inform the people. 1074 01:12:49,524 --> 01:12:53,563 So ... we put to bed the wife and husband ... 1075 01:12:53,644 --> 01:12:57,796 to test the power of one and the endurance of the other. 1076 01:12:57,884 --> 01:13:01,638 Despite the fact that Madonna Giulia put a lot of heat into it ... 1077 01:13:01,724 --> 01:13:05,194 Don Romildo found it very hard to put his mind to it. 1078 01:13:05,284 --> 01:13:09,197 He succeeded after agonizing attempts. 1079 01:13:09,284 --> 01:13:13,755 - I was shamed in front of everyone! - And continue to be shamed! 1080 01:13:13,844 --> 01:13:17,598 Then, invited by me to continue the intercourse ... 1081 01:13:17,684 --> 01:13:22,360 He raised his hands and lowered the rest ... as a sign of surrender ... 1082 01:13:22,444 --> 01:13:26,323 thus winning only one performance, marked on the slate ... 1083 01:13:26,404 --> 01:13:29,521 here presented by Father Mariaccio. 1084 01:13:29,604 --> 01:13:34,075 The husband came down from the bed and the lover mounted. 1085 01:13:34,164 --> 01:13:37,281 The well-endowed Marcuzio, here present ... 1086 01:13:37,364 --> 01:13:40,197 and, as we have seen, got down to business with heart ... ???who showed us ... the doting !!! ... 1087 01:13:40,564 --> 01:13:43,317 ... With the collaboration of Madonna Giulia ... 1088 01:13:43,404 --> 01:13:46,840 that you can admire in all her magnificence ... 1089 01:13:46,924 --> 01:13:49,518 and that Messer surgeon called ... 1090 01:13:49,604 --> 01:13:55,361 "Ninfea uminorum divoratrice cum natura famelica in amnia orifitia." "The insatiable water lily, devouring the seed with the insatiability of a hungry she-wolf." ??? 1091 01:13:55,444 --> 01:14:01,201 In fact, the defendant resisted as many as 35 assaults by the stalwart Marcuzio ... 1092 01:14:01,284 --> 01:14:03,115 who attacked her from all sides ... 1093 01:14:03,204 --> 01:14:06,002 with all the weapons of love in his possession ... 1094 01:14:06,084 --> 01:14:08,837 leaving her paid but not satisfied. 1095 01:14:08,924 --> 01:14:12,314 Given now the score of 35 to 1 ... 1096 01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:15,555 it is true and proven that in the hands of Don Romildo ... 1097 01:14:15,644 --> 01:14:18,795 the delights of Madonna Giulia would be wasted ... 1098 01:14:18,884 --> 01:14:21,079 and would certainly go bad. 1099 01:14:21,164 --> 01:14:24,713 With serious repercussions to the health of the Madonna. 1100 01:14:24,804 --> 01:14:27,921 And since there is no health of the soul ... 1101 01:14:28,004 --> 01:14:30,120 without health of the body ... 1102 01:14:30,204 --> 01:14:33,674 to save the one you have to save the other. 1103 01:14:33,764 --> 01:14:38,201 For these reasons, I instantly modify the statute ... 1104 01:14:38,284 --> 01:14:41,162 leaving valid the penalty of the stake ... 1105 01:14:41,244 --> 01:14:45,078 for married women who market their bodies ... 1106 01:14:45,164 --> 01:14:47,439 and repealing it, instead, ... 1107 01:14:47,524 --> 01:14:50,596 for those who grant themselves to third parties ... 1108 01:14:50,684 --> 01:14:52,914 either for lack in the husband ... 1109 01:14:53,004 --> 01:14:56,155 or for the exuberance of the wife. 1110 01:14:56,364 --> 01:14:58,400 The sentence! 1111 01:14:58,884 --> 01:15:01,114 In the name of the people of Prato ... 1112 01:15:01,204 --> 01:15:07,074 I acquit Madonna Giulia Varrone because the offense does not constitute a crime. 1113 01:15:07,164 --> 01:15:11,282 - Brava! - Brava! 1114 01:15:12,524 --> 01:15:15,402 And so I was cuckolded and beaten! 1115 01:15:15,484 --> 01:15:18,123 Why? Has nobody beaten you until now ?! 1117 01:16:00,404 --> 01:16:04,636 Peronella never told me she had a beautiful cousin like you. 1118 01:16:04,724 --> 01:16:07,158 Maybe she loves you and is jealous. 1119 01:16:07,244 --> 01:16:12,113 No, she's not my type, nor am I hers. 1120 01:16:12,204 --> 01:16:14,320 And what is your type? 1121 01:16:14,404 --> 01:16:17,635 I fell in love with you as soon as I saw you. 1122 01:16:17,724 --> 01:16:20,557 Who knows how many women you have told that before. 1123 01:16:20,644 --> 01:16:24,398 - To none, I swear to you! - I don't believe you! 1124 01:16:24,964 --> 01:16:26,795 And if it were true? 1125 01:16:27,004 --> 01:16:29,996 If that were true ... I'd be happy! 1126 01:16:30,084 --> 01:16:33,872 Be it so, then, because I I'm ready to show you ... 1127 01:16:33,964 --> 01:16:36,558 all the passion that burns in my chest ... 1128 01:16:36,644 --> 01:16:40,353 with the sweetness of my kisses and the tenderness of my caresses. 1129 01:16:40,444 --> 01:16:43,561 Don't make me blush. In fact, leave me, please! 1130 01:16:43,644 --> 01:16:48,001 - Why, do I bother you? - No, I'm troubled. 1131 01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:51,599 - So do you feel anything for me? - Very very much! 1132 01:16:51,964 --> 01:16:54,159 What joy you give me! 1133 01:16:54,244 --> 01:16:56,280 But leave me, please ... 1134 01:16:56,364 --> 01:16:59,003 I may not be able to control myself anymore and abandon myself to you. 1135 01:16:59,084 --> 01:17:03,077 - Do it! Abandon yourself! - But what do you say? In front of everyone? 1136 01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:05,758 You're right. I will take you to a secluded place. 1137 01:17:05,844 --> 01:17:10,122 - Do you think Ruberto will succeed? - She'll fall on him like a waterfall! 1138 01:17:10,204 --> 01:17:12,240 Good luck to them. 1139 01:17:12,324 --> 01:17:13,916 Yes, but to what extent? 1140 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:18,520 Sooner or later they will find themselves in front of stark reality! - That is true! 1141 01:17:18,604 --> 01:17:22,643 They will suffer greatly! Look how the two of us suffer, after all. 1142 01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:24,362 In spite of the fact that we have ... 1143 01:17:24,444 --> 01:17:27,641 - ... cold and harsh reality in order. - In love for every pleasure ... 1144 01:17:27,724 --> 01:17:29,362 - It takes patience. - Give me a kiss! 1145 01:17:29,444 --> 01:17:31,082 - No, I'm afraid! - Of what? 1146 01:17:31,164 --> 01:17:32,961 Your father, that cuts clean! 1147 01:17:33,044 --> 01:17:36,320 Well? What is this mess? What are you looking for? 1148 01:17:36,404 --> 01:17:40,317 - I'm looking for the money! - Always thinking about money! 1149 01:17:40,404 --> 01:17:42,520 Sure! That's money earned ... 1150 01:17:42,604 --> 01:17:46,313 - ... by the sweat of the brow! - ... From others! By usury! 1151 01:17:46,604 --> 01:17:47,559 No !!! 1152 01:17:47,964 --> 01:17:49,556 It is not usury! 1153 01:17:49,644 --> 01:17:52,112 It is that people are in need and I help them! 1154 01:17:52,204 --> 01:17:55,958 - You've become a philanthropist now? - Forget about it! 1155 01:17:56,044 --> 01:17:58,558 Instead help me look for the money! 1156 01:17:58,644 --> 01:18:00,953 - Where did you put them? - I don't know, I don't remember! 1157 01:18:01,044 --> 01:18:03,877 - Damn thief! - And I can't even remember ... ??? Mondo Ladro! 1158 01:18:03,964 --> 01:18:07,354 ... how long it's been since you did your conjugal duties! 1159 01:18:07,924 --> 01:18:09,118 Well ... 1160 01:18:09,204 --> 01:18:11,798 Perhaps you're right in this, but what do you want of me? 1161 01:18:11,884 --> 01:18:15,035 First the drought, then the harvest is poor ... 1162 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:17,718 then sleepwalking in pairs...!!! 1163 01:18:17,884 --> 01:18:21,433 You know ...that thing doesn't require thinking. ??? 1164 01:18:21,524 --> 01:18:24,084 When it's like that, I'm so sorry. 1165 01:18:24,164 --> 01:18:28,874 - I thought you were thinking with your brain! - Think with my brain ... uh ... 1166 01:18:30,644 --> 01:18:33,442 I forgot ... what did uncle priest say this morning? 1167 01:18:33,524 --> 01:18:36,755 That you must be exceptional to go as soon as you were relieved. ???? 1168 01:18:36,844 --> 01:18:41,440 - And then? - That he hopes to see me soon married to a good young man ... - Right! 1169 01:18:41,524 --> 01:18:46,279 - Too bad I'm wicked ... - That's nothing. I'll change you for the better. 1170 01:19:06,604 --> 01:19:09,801 - I have longed for this moment! - And I! 1171 01:19:09,884 --> 01:19:13,354 And I'm happy with my choice, I'm sure it is the right one. 1172 01:19:13,444 --> 01:19:14,923 I love you! 1173 01:19:18,884 --> 01:19:22,320 - I couldn't live without you! - I, too, Francesco. 1174 01:19:22,404 --> 01:19:24,042 Yes, I feel it. 1175 01:19:24,124 --> 01:19:27,321 I just wish you loved me as I am ... 1176 01:19:27,404 --> 01:19:30,237 not how you think I am. 1177 01:19:31,364 --> 01:19:33,832 I will love you however you are ... 1178 01:19:33,924 --> 01:19:37,553 if you love me however I am. 1179 01:19:38,444 --> 01:19:41,038 - But you are... - A woman! 1180 01:19:41,124 --> 01:19:43,319 And I'm not ashamed to tell you ... 1181 01:19:43,404 --> 01:19:44,757 that I love you! 1182 01:19:44,964 --> 01:19:48,320 I have always felt a great affection for my friends ... 1183 01:19:48,404 --> 01:19:49,996 An attraction! 1184 01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:53,963 And today I made up my mind with you, for the first time ... 1185 01:19:54,044 --> 01:19:57,559 because I have the same feeling, but ... 1186 01:19:57,644 --> 01:20:00,522 more alive, more overpowering ... 1187 01:20:00,604 --> 01:20:04,358 - I, too, but ... - No buts! 1188 01:20:04,444 --> 01:20:09,074 Please, it's so good to have what you've been wanting for a long time. 1189 01:20:09,164 --> 01:20:11,439 You'll see! We will be happy. 1190 01:20:11,764 --> 01:20:15,439 With a sweet love, soft, without any violence ... 1191 01:20:15,524 --> 01:20:18,482 - I don't believe that! - Why not? 1192 01:20:18,564 --> 01:20:21,601 - Because I like men. - But what do you know? ... 1193 01:20:21,684 --> 01:20:23,356 ... if this was the first time for you too. 1194 01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:28,040 Didn't you take pleasure in kissing me? 1195 01:20:28,124 --> 01:20:29,477 Yes, but ... 1196 01:20:29,564 --> 01:20:32,237 Didn't I feel you tremble in my arms ... 1197 01:20:32,324 --> 01:20:34,838 - ... as I in yours? - That's true ... 1198 01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:37,313 but I did not know you were a woman then. 1199 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:41,113 Love is not knowledge, it is feeling. 1200 01:20:41,364 --> 01:20:43,195 Just feel it! 1201 01:20:43,364 --> 01:20:46,162 You, while I hold you now ... 1202 01:20:46,244 --> 01:20:49,395 - ... do you feel something for me? - Yes ... 1203 01:20:49,484 --> 01:20:53,272 So? Do not destroy what is beautiful that's been created. 1204 01:20:53,364 --> 01:20:56,834 Even if they say it's against nature. 1205 01:20:56,924 --> 01:21:00,314 - It is not against nature. - So you agree too? 1206 01:21:00,404 --> 01:21:01,803 No ... 1207 01:21:01,884 --> 01:21:07,004 The feeling that we felt follows nature because ... 1208 01:21:07,084 --> 01:21:09,234 I am a man. 1209 01:21:09,364 --> 01:21:10,399 I ... 1210 01:21:10,484 --> 01:21:14,841 - I thought you were a woman! - And I thought you were a man. 1211 01:21:14,924 --> 01:21:17,916 Yet we hugged and kissed! 1212 01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:21,076 - And we felt pleasure. - And how is that possible? 1213 01:21:21,164 --> 01:21:24,042 Love is not knowledge, it is feeling, you said so. 1214 01:21:24,124 --> 01:21:26,399 This means that we are normal. 1215 01:21:26,484 --> 01:21:29,362 What if ... we were wrong? 1216 01:21:29,444 --> 01:21:31,480 Let's try again. 1217 01:21:42,044 --> 01:21:43,602 Don't you want them? 1218 01:22:07,324 --> 01:22:09,633 Do you want to jump from the balcony? ??? 1221 01:22:36,524 --> 01:22:40,517 - It's alright, please ... Be quiet ... - Okay. 1222 01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:45,075 - Compose yourself, otherwise .. But be quiet. - As you wish. 1223 01:22:45,404 --> 01:22:46,803 ... She is my wife ... 1225 01:22:53,204 --> 01:22:56,992 Hi! Her too? I'm not going to lead you to the chest, no! 1226 01:22:58,324 --> 01:23:01,077 She took everything from her mother! 1227 01:23:01,324 --> 01:23:03,792 Eh! It is definitely inherited from her mother's side. 1228 01:23:05,444 --> 01:23:07,560 What a family! 1229 01:23:19,364 --> 01:23:20,922 Be calm ... 1231 01:23:27,644 --> 01:23:30,112 Another born like this, and I'll have to change all the doors! 1232 01:23:30,204 --> 01:23:32,320 - Is there blood? - No, sir. 1233 01:23:32,724 --> 01:23:34,919 Oh, what to do ... 1234 01:23:36,444 --> 01:23:38,639 Cunning !!! 1235 01:23:38,724 --> 01:23:40,362 Cunning! 1236 01:23:40,444 --> 01:23:44,960 - Why did you lock the door? - So the florins will be safe. 1238 01:23:47,724 --> 01:23:50,397 Why did they also lock the latch from the inside? 1239 01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:53,794 Be-because sleepwalkers don't know what they do ... 1240 01:23:53,884 --> 01:23:56,000 But the boys might take advantage. 1241 01:23:56,084 --> 01:23:58,439 Then they will wake up and cry out. 1242 01:23:58,524 --> 01:24:01,402 I'll be shot if I don't get some sleep. I can't do this. ??? 1243 01:24:01,484 --> 01:24:03,918 We can't sleep anymore in this house! 1244 01:24:04,004 --> 01:24:08,441 - I'm going to bed. - Yes, you have to. - Berta ... 1245 01:24:08,564 --> 01:24:11,874 If you hear them cry out and I'm asleep ... wake me up! 1246 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:13,602 Rest easy. 1247 01:24:13,684 --> 01:24:15,800 - They won't yell. - No, eh? 1248 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:18,318 - Happy night, master. - Goodbye! 1249 01:24:20,044 --> 01:24:22,558 Arms forward, eyes closed ... How can they not fall? 1250 01:24:22,644 --> 01:24:25,522 How do they not fall ... ahiiii !!!! 1251 01:24:26,284 --> 01:24:27,956 Why don't they fall? 1252 01:24:28,404 --> 01:24:31,441 What's wrong with you? The same worries about my husband? 1253 01:24:31,524 --> 01:24:34,436 - Or don't you like me? - Yes, I like you ... 1254 01:24:34,524 --> 01:24:36,833 But yesterday I spent a sleepless night and I'm tired. 1255 01:24:36,924 --> 01:24:41,281 You can rest tomorrow! Come on, get busy! 1256 01:24:41,404 --> 01:24:43,759 Cooperate! Come to me! 1257 01:25:21,884 --> 01:25:26,799 - Am I a real woman now? - Now yes, you are. 1258 01:25:26,884 --> 01:25:29,352 Thanks my love. 1262 01:25:47,484 --> 01:25:51,238 - Do you want more of me, my husband? - No ... 1263 01:25:51,324 --> 01:25:55,556 - Is there anything else you're hungry for? - No...! 1264 01:25:55,644 --> 01:25:59,239 - Nothing at all? - No !!! 1265 01:26:00,284 --> 01:26:03,481 Then get dressed and go to your trade! 1266 01:26:04,604 --> 01:26:06,913 Marta ! 1267 01:26:07,804 --> 01:26:11,114 - Clear my husband's room for me. - Immediately, mistress! 1268 01:26:12,564 --> 01:26:16,113 Up up! Shoo! Get up! 1269 01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:19,753 Go away! There! There! 1270 01:26:22,884 --> 01:26:24,715 But can't I stay? 1271 01:26:24,804 --> 01:26:29,036 - Go away, go! - I'm going, I'm going ... 1272 01:26:39,644 --> 01:26:43,353 - Mssr Magistrate. - Madonna Giulia. 1273 01:26:43,444 --> 01:26:46,356 Come, come. 1274 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:17,500 Adapted from Italian and Russian subtitles July 2021 Horace Holly108254