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[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

All the world is waiting for you

And the wonders that you do

In your satin tights

Fighting for our rights

And the old red, white and blue

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

All of us are counting on you

And the power you possess

Putting all your might
On the side of right

And our courage to the test

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under
Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won, t be denied

Woman of the hour
With your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder
Wonder Woman

- You got the ring?
- Of course I've got the ring.

Hey, good luck.

- Thank you.
- Let's go.

Chief Justice, may I present,

despite his outward appearance,
the happy groom?

I've known Christian Harrison
since he was the embassy brat

at the Court of Saint James's.
[chuckles]

Who would have thought then

that I would have to ask his permission
to enter the Oval Office?

- Steve, are you sure that you...
- I've got the ring.

- I've already asked that, haven't I?
- Just six or eight times. [chuckles]

All right, Denny.

[playing traditional wedding
music on the organ]

[camera shutter clicking]

My friends, we are gathered here today
to join this couple

in the blessed bonds of matrimony.

The marriage ceremony has long been
one of my favorite functions.

And I officiate at this one today
with great pleasure.

[suspenseful music playing]

Done?

Yeah, the homing device
will start to transmit

just as soon as they start the car.

[clears throat]

And we shall be there right behind them.

Who gives this woman
in marriage?

I do.

[Brown] And what is
the token of their love?

Place the ring on the third finger
of her left hand, please.

Do you, Christian Harrison,
take this woman

to be your lawfully wedded wife

in sickness and in health,
for richer or poorer

as long as you both shall live?

I do.

And do you, Diana Prince,
take this man, Christian Harrison

to be your lawfully wedded husband

in sickness and in health,
for richer or for poorer

as long as you both shall live?

I do.

Then with the powers vested in me,
I pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

[camera shutter clicks]

[audience chattering]

[playing traditional wedding music
on the organ]

[joyful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[joyful music playing]

[bell dinging]

- You all right?
- Mm.

[Christian] You fill it up
and check it out.

Yes, sir.

[suspenseful music playing]

[bell dinging]

Now, listen.

You take this guy on a snipe hunt
and I'll see what I can find.

Got you.

Say, listen, man.
You got a road map we could look at?

I think my friend here
took a wrong turn.

- Where you headed?
- Scottsdale.

You're on the right road.
Come on, I'll show you.

I think I'll have a cheeseburger.

[Christian] Oh, they're very good.

Thank you.

[sighs]

I've changed my mind.

From "I do" to "I don't"?

Oh! [chuckles]

No. From a cheeseburger
to a chocolate soda.

Ah! Well, cheeseburgers
can stand rejection better than I.

[chuckles] What are you going to have?

[both laugh]

[suspenseful music playing]

How is your cheeseburger?

- Very strange.
- [laughs]

Uh, Chris,
I'd like to freshen up a little bit.

Oh. Don't be too long. We want to
get to the Hacienda before dark.

Right.

[dramatic music playing]

Shopping for a honeymoon negligee?

What are you after?

Johnny!

Johnny!

[fast-paced dramatic music playing]

[groans]

[pipe hissing]

[Johnny] Smitty!

[tires screeching]

You okay?

Yes.

- Thank you, Wonder Woman.
- You're welcome.

"Thank you, Wonder Woman?"

- Uh, don't you have a bride somewhere?
- Yes, but, uh...

[Wonder Woman]
Shouldn't you be looking after her?

Yes, certainly.

This is no way to spend your honeymoon.

- No.
- No.

[stammering] No, I couldn't agree more.

All right.
Who's going to pay for all of this?

I've got a boss who's going to be
pretty darn mad when he gets back.

All right. And I have
a credit card here.

How am I supposed to write this up?

Well, you've got me, pal.
If you'd just, uh...

Diana.

Chris, what happened to you?

Oh, listen,
you're not going to believe this.

- Try me.
- Oh, well, there was this girl.

- On my honeymoon?
- Oh, no!

- It's not like that.
- [laughs]

Honest.

Uh...

- Diana...
- Yes?

- Did you pack a bathing suit?
- [laughs]

I think this health spa
that you've chosen for our honeymoon

is gonna do you a lot of good.
Yes, I packed a bathing suit.

Well, this girl was wearing
a bathing suit that looked like, uh...

Let me put it to you this way,

I have seen Wonder Woman.

[laughs] Wonder Woman?

Yeah. Oh, miss,
could I have another American flag...

Cheeseburger, please.

Are you going to be all right?

To tell you the truth,
I'm not really sure.

You better get ready
to get back to Switzerland.

- How much is there?
- With the laundered pesos,

I guess we've got $200,000.

[exclaims excitedly]

Not bad.

Look, I want you to leave
in a couple of days, all right?

I'll give you the bank account number

- later for deposit.
- [phone buzzes]

Yes. Okay, thank you.

Do me a favor, would you?

Send Johnny and Smitty in.

- I will, Mr. Allen.
- [David] Okay.

[Denny] Boss wants to see you.

[David] Uh... [sighs]

- Let me explain, Mr. Allen...
- I'm not interested in any excuses.

The fact remains that you can provide
exactly no additional information than

I gave you when I asked you to follow

those people
and search their belongings.

Hey, come on. I mean,
there was this really weird girl.

- She was incredibly strong. I've never...
- Don't you read the papers?

We read the papers.

The girl he described is Wonder Woman.

Do you understand?

She frequently helps the I.A.D.C.

And Christian Harrison has just married
one of that agency's top operatives.

Now, what I'm going to do

is use that love play
as an intelligence ploy.

Mm-hmm?

Yeah.

[peppy music playing]

Hi. We have a reservation.
Mr. and Mrs. Christian Harrison.

Ah, yes. Mr. and Mrs. Harrison.

The honeymoon suite
has been made ready for you.

Thank you.

[clerk] May I offer the Hacienda's
wishes for a pleasant stay with us

as well as a long and happy marriage?

- Of course you may.
- That's very sweet. Thank you very much.

Suite 100.

Shall we?

[Diana] Oh! This is pretty.

Great.

Oh.

Thank you.

Well, I wonder if all brides
feel as uncomfortable as I do

when all of a sudden
they find themselves alone with this

very strange person
that they have just married?

Well, that's why I took
the last three to an amusement park.

[laughs] Right.

When I got embarrassed,
I could always go on the merry-go-round.

[both laughing]

[Christian clears his throat]

"Always."

A sentiment devoutly to be wished.

Yeah.

[laughs]

Wine?

Well...

[knocking on door]

Someone's at the door.
[laughs nervously]

- Saved by the knock.
- This time.

Ah...

[Christian] Sam.

- Hello, Chris.
- Sam Tucker. Well, come on in.

Now, may I present my bride,
Diana Harrison?

- How do you do?
- [Diana] Nice to meet you, sir.

When did you get married?

We just went through
a very well-publicized wedding ceremony.

Don't you read the papers?

I'm afraid we missed the publicity
out here on the frontier.

[clicks tongue] Some frontier.
I should be honest with you, Sam.

[stammers] Hold on.
Let me go turn on the radio.

[soft music playing on radio]

Okay. I think it's safe to talk now.

We're not really married.

This is Diana Prince of the I.A.D.C.

And this is all part of a plan.

And you set all this up
because of what I told Joe Atkinson?

Exactly.

And you've surrounded this place

and you're going to arrest
all the employees?

That's not exactly the way
it's going to come down, Sam.

Perhaps you'd better listen
to the little woman.

[chuckles] Chris, I really think
we ought to start

with some details that
Sam has told Joe Atkinson.

Sam?

Well, uh...

Of course, I made several phone calls.

The first one was after
I opened negotiations

for a South American trade agreement.

- Coffee time.
- That's right.

The lobbyists appeared
to know more about

what our posture
was going to be than I did.

The I.A.D.C. started checking
into possible leaks right then.

And we came up empty.

Yes, and my second call was made after

the debacle with
the Middle Eastern oil cartel.

Their entire delegation walked
after I made my opening speech.

And that's when I put out the directive
on loose talk at cocktail parties.

Then Dolly and I had a very intimate
little supper with the Canal countries

in which we reached what was considered
an unofficial solution,

a blueprint for a forthcoming agreement.

The next morning, I couldn't get
anyone to answer a phone call.

I'm sorry, Sam, we really had no idea
this would trace back to your wife.

Dolly was simply one of many
important wives who had leaked, uh...

Were currently leaking
vital trade information.

Now, we figured that the wife of someone
in an important White House position

would be a prime target.
So we got married.

We're dealing with
a very clever fellow here, Sam.

He's been bleeding information

out of his important female guests
for some time.

Selling it to the highest bidder

and acquiring quite a tidy fortune
in the process.

But who? Who is he?
Who's behind this?

It's David Allen, sir.

All of our leads end up right here
at the Hacienda.

- Dolly is here with you?
- Well, yeah, she insisted I come.

She said she wanted
to put our marriage together.

I didn't even know it had fallen apart.

Well, maybe we can help both of you.
Will I have any trouble finding her?

Well, I hope you don't
have as much difficulty as I do.

She seems to takes more massages
than Muhammad Ali.

- Oh, David, how good of you to come.
- Wow!

- You recognized my touch, huh?
- [laughs]

Of course. After all, how many years
have I been coming here?

Well, I don't know for sure, [sighs]

but it seems like forever
since your last visit.

Dolly, you are tense. Ooh!

Don't tell me you're letting all
those Washington pressures get to you?

Mm. No more than usual.

- Sam is here, you know.
- Mm-hmm. I read about that.

Guess you've been entertaining a lot?

You know I'm the hostess for the A-list.
Of course I've been entertaining.

Feel good?

Wonderful.

There we are.

Why don't you just...

relax, Dolly?

I had no idea that out here
in peaceful Scottsdale

someone was just waiting for me
to get married.

It hadn't even occurred to me
until I met you.

[laughs] Well,
let's not get carried away, Chris.

They know that you have
the president's ear.

And chances are they know
how I make a living, too.

This is not what they call a shoo-in.

So how do we cross the wire?

I don't know about you, but I'm going
to start with a swim. Join me?

Uh, no. No, I'm beat from the drive.
You go ahead. If you don't mind?

- Oh, no, as long as you watch me.
- How could I not?

[jazz music playing]

[humming cheerfully]

Now, Dolly darling,
I want you to tell me

everything about that party you gave
for those pipeline people.

"Another cocktail, Mr. Secretary?"

"Oh, no, thank you, Dolly darling.

I have to keep a clear head
for this evening." [chuckles]

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Olin.
I made them especially for you.

Come on, you've still got
a few minutes."

[chuckles]

"Thank you, Dolly.
You've twisted my arm." [laughs]

If you don't mind, Dolly darling,
we'll just lose those few minutes.

You should be serving
your port and cigars by now.

May I hear it, please?

"We need much more money

to finish the pipeline.

Of course, if the unions find out
the hole we're in..."

"Ah, the costs are going
to be astronomical!

Oh, thank you, Dolly darling."

[laughs]

"These aren't from Cuba,
are they?" [laughs]

Thank you, Dolly Blabbermouth.

Oh, I'm sorry, David.
Forgive me, I must have dropped off.

I didn't talk in my sleep, did I?

No, of course not.

And if you did,
I certainly would not repeat it.

Oh, of course you wouldn't.

Imagine the position you'd be in
if you could repeat

all of the things that the Washington
wives pick up just by osmosis?

Well, Dolly, [chuckles] I don't listen.

[laughing] No, of course you don't.

Yeah.

[suspenseful music playing]

Hi, I'm Denny Lake.

I'm Chris Harrison. Uh, my wife, Diana.

- How do you do?
- How do you do?

As the tennis pro here,
I'm supposed to encourage the guests.

- Do you play?
- Uh, no, I've never had the time.

Well, I... I play a little, uh...

I'm not exactly a Tracy or a Chrissy,
but I try.

All right. Take this racket.
Maybe we can make one out of you.

- Okay.
- All right with you, Mr. Harrison?

Oh, why not? Uh...

I'm about to go take a nap.
Maybe a round of golf or something.

- Okay.
- Bye, darling.

All right.

Hey, Johnny.

[Denny] Johnny, this is Mrs. Harrison.
Mrs. Harrison, Johnny.

Hi.

Would you take Mrs. Harrison out

and give her a few pointers
on center court?

Sure. Come with me.

That's good. Lean into the ball
and keep your right arm straight.

Remember shoulder rotation.

[Denny] Keep your weight forward.
Shoulder rotation.

That's it, keep on top of the ball.

Keep your right arm straight.
Lean forward. That's it.

Put your weight behind you. That's it.

Nice try.

- Well, that was...
- Nice job.

- Thank you. That was fun.
- Listen, you could really be good.

Oh, right.

Uh, anytime you want to practice,
just come on by.

- You can use the ball machine.
- Thank you.

- It will really keep you in shape.
- [chuckles]

Well, thank you very much again.
Uh, Johnny.

- [Denny] Uh, Mrs. Harrison?
- Yes.

Listen, I think you better take a steam.
You're gonna be sore.

Oh you're right there.

I could sure use one.
My arm's a little sore.

[Denny] It's right up there.

Okay. Thanks again.

Her husband went on to their suite,
and we played for a while.

She's not bad.

I'm not interested in her
tennis prowess, you idiot.

- Where is she right now?
- Uh, taking a steam, I guess.

She's married
to the president's right arm,

and you guess
that she's taking a steam bath?

Why am I surrounded by
such incompetence? [sighs]

Hello, this is David. Yes.

Could you please see that Mrs. Harrison
gets the Hacienda special steam?

[sighs]

[coughs]

[door opens]

[suspenseful music playing]

Tell me, David. Exactly how long
have I been coming here?

Well, Dolly, you know as well as I

that you were among
the first patrons of the Hacienda.

- Were it not for you...
- Oh.

- Please, David, spare me that.
- But it's true, Dolly.

You know as well as I
that everyone who is anyone knows

that Dolly Tucker is the one
who decides what is in.

Where to dine. What to wear.
Where to go, to shop.

You are a trendsetter, lady.
Let's face it.

Without you I'd be running a desert.

All of this would be nothing
but a mirage.

David, you are running a mirage.

[laughs] But of course.

But this mirage, thanks to you,
has become real.

These ladies, do you know
that many of them who visit us

come because of you?

Oh, yeah, it certainly benefits them.

They're trimmer, more vivacious,
better hostesses.

And I've even been told
they are better wives.

Better listeners?

[chuckles]

Yes, I suppose.

But take you for instance, look at you.

I'll bet you anything
that very soon in the market

- there's gonna be a Dolly Tucker doll.
- There already is one.

What are you talking about?

Every wife of every important
Washington official here is a doll.

We walk. We talk.
We entertain. We serve.

We listen. Mostly we listen.

But when we talk, it is to
the wonderfully receptive David Allen.

Dolly darling.

Oh, don't you "Dolly darling" me.

You have been making
human tape recorders

of every important wife here.

Every single one
who's had one of your massages.

If I hadn't fallen
from a horse last week,

I would never have known it.

Last week?

Early last week.

About the time I gave you
the information about the coffee cartel.

- Dolly, please...
- However... Don't interrupt.

- Listen I...
- It's very rude.

After my accident,
I went to a chiropractor.

He realigned the nerves in my spine.

After that, when you touched my button,
it had no effect.

So the information I gave you
this afternoon

was as phony as David Allen.

Well, that's very interesting, Dolly.

- I thought so, too, David.
- Mm-hmm.

You've been making traitors
of us all for some time.

The only way I could feign
that recorded bit

was because you had me
doing it for so long.

Well, Dolly,

I suppose our relationship has ended,
wouldn't you say?

Unless, of course,
there's something you want

for the information you now possess.

You know something?

Ever since I can remember,
I've hated horses.

All right, Dolly.

What do you want?

I want my husband back.

I'm tired of the merry-go-round.

[breathes heavily]

I'm willing to take a chance on
Sam being discredited in the government.

I want him to resign

and I want no opposition
to his resignation.

I just want to go home to New Jersey
and raise our kids.

I'm sick

of the Washington rat race
on Embassy Row.

You know something, Dolly?
You are a very foolish lady.

- [Dolly] Why?
- Yes.

Why didn't you simply feed me
anything you wanted?

I had no idea at all

that you were no longer
under my spell, as it were.

Because I want you to cease and desist.

Forever.

[pager beeping]

Excuse me.

Yes, David Allen here.

Mr. Allen, it seems Mrs. Harrison
will be coming to any minute.

Excellent. I'll be right over.

Oh, well, listen,
we could take care of her right now.

No, you fool!

Well, Dolly.

It's obvious that you've given
a great deal of thought to this matter.

[Dolly] I have.

I hope that you extend
the same privilege to me.

Now let me get this straight,
you merely want to discredit Sam?

- You mean for the children's sake?
- Mm-hmm.

- [David] Not disgraced.
- No, of course not.

All right.

We can talk again?

Yes. But soon.

Of course.

You know, Dolly,

if only you would let me
work this out my way...

We both can get what we want.

You know, I'm probably as fond
of the Hacienda as you are of Sam.

[Dolly chuckles]

I love my husband a great deal.

- But I want him home.
- Hmm.

Have you told this to anyone?

No, David.
This is just between you and me.

Oh, wow. [chuckles]

You are one gracious lady.

Hello? Yeah, this is David Allen.

Listen, Mrs. Tucker should be
arriving there any minute

for her usual morning ride. Mm-hmm.

I want you to make sure
that she mounts Satan.

You heard me.

I'll be at the massage parlor.

[groom] Satan.

You be a good boy.

Lovely Mrs. Tucker
is going to give you some exercise.

Just let me fix your saddle.

[suspenseful music playing]

- [device whirring]
- [whinnying]

[whinnying]

[whinnies]

[horse snorting]

[David] Mrs. Harrison?

Are you awake, Mrs. Harrison?

[stammers] What?

[David] I hope you had
a nice nap, Mrs. Harrison.

Who are you?

[sighs] Where am I?

[David] Sorry,
I didn't mean to startle you.

I'm your very concerned host.
My name is David Allen

and you are safely
in one of our massage parlors.

Oh. [clears throat]

Uh, the last I remember,
I was taking a sauna.

Uh-huh.

I'm afraid it's not a unique experience,
Mrs. Harrison.

See what happened was

you played tennis strenuously,
and then you took the sauna

and you merely
passed out from the exertion.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no. It's okay.
You'll be all right in a few minutes.

[sighs]

I'm so sleepy, I...

- My husband. My... My...
- Please, it's all right.

As a matter of fact, your husband
isn't aware of this incident.

You know, he's actually playing golf
with Mr. Tucker at this very moment.

So why don't you just lie back?

- Sorry, I'm just so sleepy.
- It's okay.

- I can't seem to keep my eyes open.
- There you go.

Just take it easy.

I'll make you feel
like a million in a jiffy.

[Diana moans]

Just take the regular bridle path.

- Have a nice ride.
- I'm sure I will.

- Is this a new horse?
- Yes.

- What's his name?
- Angel.

Thank you.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Diana sighs]

What is your name? Your real name.

Diana Prince.

And, of course,
you're not married, are you?

Oh... Oh, but I am.

Diana Prince is my maiden name.

My married name
is Mrs. Christian Harrison.

- Mrs. Harrison...
- Mm-hmm?

What is your job, hmm?

I am an agent with the I.A.D.C.

Exactly what is your assignment?

- My assignment?
- Mm-hmm.

It's written in the marriage contract.

What?

"To love and to honor..."

No. No, no,
I mean what are you doing here?

I'm on my honeymoon.

For no other purpose?

[Diana murmurs negatively]

- Oh, I... [sighs]
- Go ahead.

- I... I want to...
- Yes?

Brush up on my tennis.

Just rest, Diana.

- Mm-hmm.
- You'll awake in a few moments

and you'll remember absolutely nothing.

[door shuts]

I've got a very busy day
planned for you two.

- Yeah?
- Mrs. Tucker has caused me to take

drastic plans against Mr. Tucker.

[Smitty] Yeah, what about Harrison?

[David] I don't know.
I've got a hunch that Harrison

is going to be a little hot to handle,
as well.

[Johnny] Why don't you let us
go to the golf course?

That's good, but first
let me tell you about the arrangements

I've made for Dolly Tucker's canter.

I've had this horse trained
to buck and rear upon signal

and will continue to do so
unless otherwise signaled.

In other words, it seems

highly unlikely that even
an experienced rider will escape.

[laughs]

I guess what I'm talking about
is that

Dolly Tucker will attend
her very own going-away party.

Oh, Mrs. Harrison,
you're leaving so soon?

Take my word for it, sunbathing
will make a new woman out of you.

Oh, well you see, I really should
be joining my husband, Mr. Allen.

Oh, but tennis is your game, love.

Mr. Harrison is on the golf course.

Come on.
Why don't you rest a tiny moment more?

- Please?
- [chuckles lightly]

Come on.

I hope you don't play that way
at Camp David.

They may not invite you back.

Considering the new lady in my life

I think I'd like to take a few weekends
off from golf to pursue Diana.

[laughs]

They should play through rather quickly
when I press this.

Anybody ever clocked that golf cart?

Well, once it gets moving,
we could enter it in a stock-car race.

[laughs] Then that's the finish line
over there.

[Smitty] "Finish" is the exact word.

[women laughing]

Well, anyway, as I was saying...

[device whirring]

[dramatic music playing]

[whirring uncontrollably]

[chuckles] Well,
how did you enjoy your golf game?

I've been in the rough before,
but this is crazy.

Mr. Tucker,
where does your wife usually ride?

She usually rides over
at the bridle path.

Is Dolly in danger?

Don't worry, I'll handle it.

Chris, call Joe Atkinson and have him

order some men
to close in on this place.

Okay.

- Where's Diana?
- [sighs]

Right now she should be
in the swim of things.

Listen, y'all make sure you show up

to that tennis tournament
this afternoon. Okay, love?

See you later, babe.

[suspenseful music playing]

[horse snorts]

[horse whinnies]

- [device whirring]
- [whinnying]

Oh!

- [device whirring]
- [whinnying]

[Wonder Woman] Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [panting]
- Whoa. Whoa.

There is no need
to be frightened anymore, Mrs. Tucker.

I've been riding horses all my life,
I love horses.

But you are not going to get me
onboard that one again.

[laughs] Don't be silly.
This is not a mean horse.

- No?
- Look.

An evil man planned to kill
you with that.

Yes.

I found out about him. I know who it is.

I know who he is, too.

Take it nice and easy.

[Wonder Woman]
Planning a trip, Mr. Allen?

Well, Wonder Woman.
Your pictures don't do you justice.

I can do without your flattery.

Stop right there,

otherwise I might go "boom"
and this man's gonna get hurt.

And ultimately, I suppose,
your government.

So just get out of my way, all right?

[sighs]

I thought you were on your honeymoon.

I've heard of the rocky road to love,
but this is ridiculous.

[chuckles] I'd say you were
a born bachelor.

I called the kids today.
They're going to meet us at the plane.

Oh, that'll be great.

Incidentally, I made a call today, too.

- Did you?
- Mm-hmm.

My secretary will be
cleaning out my desk,

and I dictated a letter of resignation.

- Accepted?
- Well, reluctantly.

Well, of course.
Who'd want to lose you?

[Sam chuckles lightly]

- [laughs] I know I don't.
- Well, you couldn't if you tried.

Oh, Sam.

- I love you.
- I can't imagine why.

And I certainly can't imagine
life without you.

Which I suppose is
my bureaucratic way of saying

I love you, too.

[laughs] You are an absolute,
lovable caution.

[both laughing]

You know,
we seldom take on married agents.

Policy, you know.

Outside of that, how does Chris stack up
for the I.A.D.C.?

Diana?

- Well, not bad, considering...
- Considering what?

Considering that you left with me

on a honeymoon
and ended up with Wonder Woman.

I'd say you're fickle.

[both laugh]

[laughs]

[theme song playing]

Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won't be denied

Woman of the hour
With your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder
Wonder Woman