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(movie reel intro screen)
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(R&B music begins)
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- Everything will be just fine.
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- Thanks babe.
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- You welcome.
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But we do need to get ready
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for your mother's 50th birthday party.
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Our plane leaves soon.
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- About that...
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you sure you ready to meet my family?
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- Yeah, I mean, how bad could it be?
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- All right (hesitantly).
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(R&B music plays)
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- Baby! Yo man is hungry!
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I'ma go over there to Joe's Rib Shack
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and spend yo birthday with them.
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- Just go on down to the Rib Shack.
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And you goin' miss out on greens, yams,
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and my famous macaroni and cheese
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and trust me, it will be worth the wait.
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- I'm sure it will be,
but let me ask you...
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is that cornmeal on yo fingers?
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(both laughing)
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No, just let me get the
cornmeal off your fingers.
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- Cut it out, you play too
much, stop, oohhh ooohh.
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- Let me lick the cornmeal off ya fingers.
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- [Flo] You play too much (indistinct)!
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(phone ringing)
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Hello.
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Oh, hi baby! How you doing?
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Oh, you're almost here?
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Good! Okay, so what time
does your plane land?
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- Who dat!?
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- Shhhhh!
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Of course the invitation still stands,
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honey we'd be happy to have
you over for dinner Lisa.
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- Invitation? There's no invitation.
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- Yes.
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Six o'clock...
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I'll see you then. All
right. Merry Christmas, baby.
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- Um. Um hmm...
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- What?
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- Flo, you know better.
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Stop playin' matchmaker.
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- I'm not!
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- Um hm.
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- Well, maybe just a little.
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(R&B music plays)
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- Mom Johnson.
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Jonas Johnson.
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- That boy can make his
own decisions about love.
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You know, I did and look what it got me.
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Fine fox like you and I didn't
need no help (chuckles).
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Yeah, smooth as silk, I was, 'member?
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- Um hm.
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- Pretty Ricky's what they call me.
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(both laughing)
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- Thank you, sweetie,
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but Jonas is my baby
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and I know what's best for
him even when he doesn't.
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Besides it's my birthday and
I can do what I wanna do!
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(both chuckling)
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- You sure can, baby.
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(both laughing)
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hello.
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- [Hair Client] (indistinct)
I can't believe you
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finally goin' bring yo
(indistinct), hold on.
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So, you just goin' open the garage,
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so Pookie and 'nem can
see me gettin' a weave?
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- Girl, it's hot in here.
- I can't with the garage!
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- It's hot in here!
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If you don't like it, you
can go to another salon.
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- Now, you know I ain't goin
find nobody else to do my hair
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for $15 a track.
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- Right, you get what you pay for.
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- Hey girl, I'm back,
more hood chronicles.
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So, I was shocked to see that you're going
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to the little party!
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- I was shocked when I received an invite.
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- (chuckles) Why? You know the Johnson's
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have always treated you like family.
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- I mean, we're pretty close
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and Mrs. Johnson only turns 50 once.
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- Yeah, you know Jonas is goin' be there.
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- Have you forgotten?
It's football season,
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so he won't be there.
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- Apparently, you don't watch the news.
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Jonas was injured and he
hasn't played in months.
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Rumor is he will never play again,
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girl you know them football
players get cut left and right.
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- Wow, I have to admit I'm
not much of a sports fan,
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but I'm sure he'll be
here with his teammates
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and besides his mom knows better
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than to put us in the same room together.
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- Why the hell would she
have a birthday party
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and not invite her son?
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- I don't know! Less drama maybe.
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- (laughing) Yeah.
- You know it's been a long
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time since the family's come together.
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- That girl's not family, Flo.
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She's an X-Factor, that's what she is.
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- She's a long time family
friend and that's close enough.
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- You heard me, let the
chocolate love connection
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take care of that.
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- Look, I just think they let
some things get in the way.
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They still didn't help
gettin' back together.
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- I hear he's quite the celebrity athlete,
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my mom said he, shuts the
whole city down when he visits.
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- [Hair Client] Yeah
and every time I see him
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he has a different girl on his arm.
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- Um, he has changed.
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- That he has, but he's just going through
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all those counterfeits,
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so that he can find his way back to you.
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- It'll be just fine.
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You know how I know?
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- How do you know?
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- Because whatever God's will is
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- Um.
- be!
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- Um!
- And if it's not meant
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to be, no worries.
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- Hmm, now, did you say God's will?
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- Um hm.
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- Well, if that be the case,
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why are you dippin' Flo?
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God don't need yo help!
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You wrong, Flo.
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- Oh baby, I just like seein' people happy
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like you and I, that's all.
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(both show each other affection)
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- Um hmm, well, if they have a chance
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for a fraction of what you and I have,
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then I guess it's nothing wrong with that.
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(both laughing)
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You think maybe later we can do that thing
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that we said we'd do once a year?
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You know, 'round...
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- On your birthday!
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Today is my birthday, Johnny.
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- Oh yeah.
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(R&B music plays)
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- It's me again, James
Brown, work for the people
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and I feel good!
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- Come on in.
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- Thank you Mr. Johnson,
how are you today, sir?
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- I was doing good, I was.
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Come on in.
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- I doubt that, I mean,
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he finally has what he's always wanted
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and that's fame and fortune.
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Something, I never really
too much cared for.
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Well, except for the
fortune part (laughs)!
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- Girl, you better do like everybody else
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and open you up a little boutique.
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Have him pay for it, he good for it.
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You better get him before he
spend the rest of that money
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on them white girls.
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Stop! Being rough, girl
let me call you back,
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I'll see you in a minute.
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Why you gotta be so rough!?
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- (chuckles) Crazy, old Danny (chuckles).
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- And y'all ain't got nothin' else to do?
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You ain't got nobody to kill?
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Nobody to rough up?
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You just goin' stare at me?
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Oh, y'all just still goin' look?
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Y'all aint never seen nobody get weave?
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I know I've been sayin'
this my hair for years,
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but it is, but it ain't.
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- It's a lot to look at,
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like all head.
- What you talkin' about?
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- And tell your little girlfriend
that this is my real hair,
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'cause I know she be asking.
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Stop, bein' so rough!
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That's why you get fired from every salon.
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I'm the last customer you got!
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- You can get out my garage
if you don't like it.
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- And then how you goin pay your rent?
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- I like the hood.
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You know those white people
don't need me in the suburbs.
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- Sir, I understand it can be
hard to let go and move on,
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but it'll be better, don't you think?
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- Listen, James,
- James (indistinct).
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- that's the problem with some people,
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they get a little money and they forget
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about the community that they came from.
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I'm not selling!
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(R&B music begins)
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- Whoo!
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- Oh man!
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Um! Tastes like victory.
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So, you thought more about what I said?
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About being down with the set?
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- I don't know man, it
just seems kind of...
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- Yo! Forget about tryin' to get that
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basketball scholarship!
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What! Why are you wasting your time
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on an empty dream anyways?
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You never goin' be like your brother.
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So stop livin' in the shadows.
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- Why are you bringing up Jonas?
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For real, you know I hate that man.
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I get it, I'm not like him, I
don't need you reminding me.
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Just drop it man.
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- All right, man.
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- Ugh man...
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It's Jonas, man.
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Hold on.
- Aight man.
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- Yo, what's up?
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- Big dog! Hey little bro.
Just called to check on you,
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how you doin'?
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- I'm busy man, what do you want?
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- Oh you busy (chuckles)?
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Just lettin' you know comin' in town.
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- I mean, cause we never see you,
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but your name is the most
talked about in the house.
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- Aye, well I miss y'all too man.
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Now in fact look, keep it under wraps
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I'm comin' in town soon.
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Wanna spend some quality
time wit' you and the family.
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Aight?
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- Yeah, aight superstar, bye!
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- Hello?
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- Thank you, man.
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That's my little brother.
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- I'm down.
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- That's what I like to hear.
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- ♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪
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♪ over the hills and everywhere! ♪
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♪ Go tell it on the mountain, ♪
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♪ that Jesus Christ... ♪
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oh baby, that goes right over here.
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(humming)
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(dramatic music begins)
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- Felt the house kinda
rockin' when you came in.
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- Hmm!
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- Happy birthday mama.
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- Thank you baby!
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- So, how do you feel?
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- Baby, I'm good. I am so
happy Jonas made it home
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for my birthday!
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Can't believe it. Made
all his favorite stuff.
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Oohh! It's gonna be a party.
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Oh just, God is just so good!
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I couldn't ask for more!
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Ooohhh and if it got any better
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I'd be jealous of myself.
- Mom, I'ma go shower,
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all right?
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- Okay baby.
- I'll talk to you later,
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all right?
- Um hm, okay.
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(humming)
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- Like your taxes and
that ring around your car,
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I'ma always be around.
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- Listen, I'm big daddy 'round here.
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I pay all the bills up and around here.
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You're here, 'cause I let you be.
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- Oh! So you're big man in charge.
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00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:42,840
- You lookin' at him.
260
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:46,057
- Oh, well if you're
the big man in charge,
261
00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,510
why don't you stop poppin
them little blue pills
262
00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,430
to get yourself goin'?
263
00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:52,920
- Flo! You told her about that!?
264
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:56,530
- She told me. We are girls!
We don't keep secrets.
265
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,470
She told me something else too.
266
00:14:58,470 --> 00:15:00,409
She said without them little blue pills,
267
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,724
you ain't nothin' but the two minute man.
268
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:03,707
Two minutes.
269
00:15:03,707 --> 00:15:05,614
- What! You told her about that?
270
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:06,447
- [Barbara] (laughing)
271
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:11,447
- Well sometimes, sometimes
all Johnny need is two minutes.
272
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:13,209
- [Johnny] That's right! That's right!
273
00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,900
- I see, (indistinct) two
minutes man, the two minutes man,
274
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,737
two minutes, two and two.
275
00:15:17,737 --> 00:15:20,710
- Is anything sacred in this house?
276
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:23,673
- Barb! Hush it up, now!
277
00:15:24,630 --> 00:15:26,067
- In two minutes (laughing)!
278
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:32,790
Two and two, two and two, you
got that old medicated love.
279
00:15:32,790 --> 00:15:37,590
Two and two, two, two, two,
two, two, two (laughing).
280
00:15:37,590 --> 00:15:40,391
Two and two, two and two, two, two,
281
00:15:40,391 --> 00:15:42,474
two, two and two and two!
282
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:48,094
- That heffer has got to
get out of this house.
283
00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:51,344
(Hip hop music begins)
284
00:16:18,386 --> 00:16:19,886
- They need to trade that boy.
285
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,030
He ain't good for nothing!
286
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,203
Hey, wait a minute.
287
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,343
Baby, this that fool keep talkin' to me
288
00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,620
about selling my house.
289
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,750
Jonas keep sendin him over here.
290
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,419
Talkin about, "We need
to move out of the hood."
291
00:16:40,419 --> 00:16:45,419
This house is bought
and paid for (chuckles).
292
00:16:45,498 --> 00:16:46,353
- Sis, you remember that song
293
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:48,517
that we used to sing when we was kids?
294
00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:49,397
- You mean the one that (laughing)
295
00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,097
we got in so much (indistinct) in?
296
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:55,363
I think I do, let me see
if this one (indistinct).
297
00:16:55,363 --> 00:17:00,363
♪ Well, don't you know that
everything that is good ♪
298
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:03,445
♪ ain't always good. ♪
299
00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:05,546
- ♪ Ain't always good. ♪
300
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,282
- ♪ Well, well, well ♪
301
00:17:07,282 --> 00:17:12,189
- ♪ Everything that looks
good, ain't always good. ♪
302
00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:14,015
- ♪ Ain't always good. ♪
303
00:17:14,015 --> 00:17:14,848
- ♪ Oh ♪
304
00:17:14,848 --> 00:17:15,772
- ♪ (high note)! ♪
305
00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:19,497
♪ Her hair could be
hangin' down her back ♪
306
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:23,529
- ♪ And her bosom may be (indistinct). ♪
307
00:17:23,529 --> 00:17:27,383
- ♪ Well, everything that looks good ♪
308
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:32,133
ain't always good.
- ♪ Ain't always good. ♪
309
00:17:35,092 --> 00:17:36,276
(both laughing)
310
00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:39,440
Girl, I got in so much
trouble followin' after you.
311
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,572
- Yes, I could remember
312
00:17:40,572 --> 00:17:42,459
when mama used to whoop
my tail (laughing)!
313
00:17:42,459 --> 00:17:44,970
- Girl, I stayed in
some mess (indistinct).
314
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,659
- I tried to be like you.
315
00:17:46,659 --> 00:17:49,576
(sisters chatting)
316
00:17:52,688 --> 00:17:55,355
(phone dialing)
317
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,880
- Hello Charlie? Merry Christmas!
318
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,320
This is Johnny. Yeah,
yeah jolly, yeah, yeah,
319
00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,840
she's fine, she's fine.
320
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:09,410
Listen, I know you're still heartbroken
321
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:13,955
over the recent loss of
your dearly beloved wife,
322
00:18:13,955 --> 00:18:15,950
but Charlie I think it
might be time for you
323
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:17,390
to get back on that horse...
324
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,090
or should I say that cow?
325
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:24,540
Now look here, I got
somebody I want you to meet.
326
00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:29,150
Well, she's a little hard
on the eyes, Charlie.
327
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:29,983
Booty!?
328
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,420
She got two booties, Charlie.
329
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:45,155
She got a booty in the
back, booty in the front.
330
00:18:45,155 --> 00:18:46,819
(chuckles) Just like you like 'em.
331
00:18:46,819 --> 00:18:48,739
Yes, sir (chuckles)!
332
00:18:48,739 --> 00:18:50,800
Look here, why don't you come
over to my house tonight?
333
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,420
Around 6:00 p.m.
334
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,910
Yeah.
335
00:18:53,910 --> 00:18:56,063
Yeah! I still live in a hood, yeah.
336
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:58,860
All right, I'll see you then.
337
00:19:05,112 --> 00:19:10,112
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes
Lord, yes Lord! Jesus!
338
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,894
Stayin here over my dead body (chuckles).
339
00:19:14,894 --> 00:19:17,123
- Oh, so that's something, that's funny,
340
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:21,220
because that's the same thing
that my second dead husband
341
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:23,343
used to say and now he's dead!
342
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:27,010
- You here this? That's
practically an admission!
343
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,290
Listen you two.
- Come on now, you know
344
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:29,123
(indistinct).
345
00:19:29,123 --> 00:19:31,330
- (laughing)
346
00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:34,970
- We are family, ain't
nobody goin' nowhere.
347
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,417
Families stick together no matter what
348
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:41,350
and can we please just have
one day outta the year,
349
00:19:41,350 --> 00:19:43,042
where you two don't fight!?
350
00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:44,633
- No!
- Demon breath.
351
00:19:44,633 --> 00:19:47,350
- I ain't no kin to that!
- I can't stand him, uh uh.
352
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:49,850
- You tell me she's some kin,
she's got to get outta here!
353
00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:51,181
I'm tellin' you now, she's got to get.
354
00:19:51,181 --> 00:19:53,186
You goin' get out of here!
I'm not playin' wit you,
355
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:54,253
I'm not kiddin'!
356
00:19:54,253 --> 00:19:56,301
I'm not shuckin' and jivin'!
357
00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:57,408
- Listen, this is my sister's house
358
00:19:57,408 --> 00:20:01,040
and I'm tellin' you now,
I ain't goin' nowhere.
359
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,138
(someone knocks at the door)
360
00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:05,514
- I'm not goin' nowhere.
- I tell you what, I tell you
361
00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:06,347
what.
362
00:20:06,347 --> 00:20:07,180
- What? What? What?
- I tell you what, you gone
363
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,293
- What? What? What?
- You gone...
364
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,346
- Heyyyy!
- Heyyyy, baby!
365
00:20:11,346 --> 00:20:12,610
We didn't hear you come in.
366
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:13,720
- Happy Birthday
367
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,553
and Merry Christmas
- Thank you!
368
00:20:14,553 --> 00:20:16,304
- To you young lady.
369
00:20:16,304 --> 00:20:17,150
- You gone...
- Youuuu gone.
370
00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:19,090
- listen to what I'm tell you
- You, you, yoouuu gone...
371
00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,627
- Now, you know these
two drivin' me crazy!
372
00:20:21,627 --> 00:20:22,460
- (chuckles) I know, all the time.
373
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:23,990
- Hey son!
- Hey pops!
374
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,650
- Barbara, you heard
me. I want you out! Out!
375
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:28,208
I want you out!
376
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:31,125
(pop music begins)
377
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,400
- Hmmm, hold on, hold on,
378
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,853
I smell that cream cheese pound cake ma.
379
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:45,730
- Honey, you know I made it just for you.
380
00:20:45,730 --> 00:20:47,500
- Well, thank you ma.
381
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,810
Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners?
382
00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,875
This is my lady Jasmine.
383
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,208
(suspense music begins)
384
00:20:56,133 --> 00:20:57,540
- Hi Jasmine.
385
00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:58,373
- Howdy do?
386
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,573
- Hello everyone! Thank you
for inviting me into your home.
387
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,033
- Invited?
388
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,310
You're welcome.
389
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,740
(some members chuckles)
390
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:11,573
- Hey pops, you over there standin' there,
391
00:21:11,573 --> 00:21:13,807
come on give me a hug old man (chuckles).
392
00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:17,020
- All right, all right, come on now,
393
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,280
you know what I said about them long hugs.
394
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,113
- I know.
- What did I tell ya?
395
00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:20,946
What I say?
396
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,779
- You said three second rule, pop.
397
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,446
- That's right, you're in and you're out!
398
00:21:23,446 --> 00:21:24,917
- Okay, all right.
399
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,767
Ah, don't you turn your lip up at me.
400
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,950
There's my favorite auntie.
Pretty as you wanna be,
401
00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:30,860
every time I see you, look at you.
402
00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:34,500
- Which is never! Ah, come
on, I gotta get the love I can
403
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,180
when I see ya, huh?
- (chuckling).
404
00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:38,780
- Looka here and what
is this? The new flavor?
405
00:21:38,780 --> 00:21:40,649
- Aunt B, please, not right now.
406
00:21:40,649 --> 00:21:42,930
- No, no, no, no, no,
she's right this time.
407
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,730
You know, every time we see you,
408
00:21:44,730 --> 00:21:47,900
you on the cover of some
magazine wit a different girl?
409
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:50,550
- Well pop, those are
friends, now Jasmine here,
410
00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,382
this is my fiance pops.
411
00:21:52,382 --> 00:21:53,215
- Fiance?
412
00:21:53,215 --> 00:21:54,078
- Yeah ma.
413
00:21:54,078 --> 00:21:56,578
- That boy done lost his mind.
414
00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,780
- Well, Jonas has told me
so much about all of you.
415
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:09,823
- Well, we haven't seent or
heard about you before today!
416
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:12,362
- Pop.
417
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:17,100
- Well, it's so quiet up in here,
418
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,250
you could hear a rat lickin' on ice.
419
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,400
- (chuckling) Peein' on cotton too.
420
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,360
- Hmm, listen, make yourself at home.
421
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:27,920
It's a good thing, it's not
your aunt's Meatloaf Day,
422
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,400
'cause it tastes like dog food.
423
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,800
There, I said it (chuckles).
424
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,310
- I see you found my secret ingredient.
425
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,770
- Barbara!
- I don't feel so bad
426
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,383
now about peein' in ya tea.
427
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,800
- Oh, you'll pee on yourself
before you ever get to my tea.
428
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:42,710
- You know what? If you ain't
- What?
429
00:22:42,710 --> 00:22:44,387
- shovin' food in your mouth...
430
00:22:44,387 --> 00:22:49,220
(people begin chatting in the background)
431
00:22:50,192 --> 00:22:53,109
(R&B music begins)
432
00:23:03,558 --> 00:23:06,975
(car playing loud music)
433
00:23:15,184 --> 00:23:16,017
- Really?
434
00:23:16,943 --> 00:23:17,776
Wow!
435
00:23:22,211 --> 00:23:23,128
- Hey girl!
436
00:23:41,435 --> 00:23:42,971
- Really?
437
00:23:42,971 --> 00:23:45,304
- (screams)
438
00:23:48,699 --> 00:23:51,024
Hey girl, what's up!?
439
00:23:51,024 --> 00:23:53,499
(muffled) Look at you!
440
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,300
Oh my God! Boop, boop! (screams)
441
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,210
- Stop it!
- I see them airbags done
442
00:23:57,210 --> 00:23:59,710
activated, you look all cute and stuff!
443
00:23:59,710 --> 00:24:00,878
- You know?
444
00:24:00,878 --> 00:24:02,041
- (laughing).
445
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,778
When did you get those?
You went to a doctor?
446
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,838
- You know what? It's good to see you too!
447
00:24:05,838 --> 00:24:07,470
That's what I love about you.
- Oh okay, I'm just sayin', I
448
00:24:07,470 --> 00:24:08,680
just remember you back in the day,
449
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,270
when you ain't had no ass or hip.
450
00:24:10,270 --> 00:24:11,900
- Um hm.
- Look like you don't filled
451
00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:13,187
out all right.
- Well, you know a little
452
00:24:13,187 --> 00:24:14,329
something.
- You look great!
453
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:16,973
(screams) See, I knew you
had a little hood in you.
454
00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:17,940
- A little somethin', somethin',
455
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:20,200
but it's good to see you and
I'm glad you have not changed.
456
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,440
- Girl, change for what? I'm fabulous.
457
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,090
Let me help you wit your luggage.
458
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,692
Can you walk with all that ass?
459
00:24:27,692 --> 00:24:30,818
(chuckles).
460
00:24:30,818 --> 00:24:32,130
Girl, I'm so excited.
461
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,720
Oh, girl this just my
boyfriend's Boogie car.
462
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,853
He must owe Boogie some money.
463
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,197
Don't be scared.
464
00:24:41,197 --> 00:24:42,030
You know Boogie ain't gone
- You know what?
465
00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:42,970
- do nothin' to him.
466
00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:46,072
- It's cool. I can call
an Uber, it's okay.
467
00:24:46,072 --> 00:24:49,219
- No! Girl please! Go ahead
and get yo ass in the car!
468
00:24:49,219 --> 00:24:50,635
I'ma take care of this!
469
00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:53,241
Go on 'head, thickness!
470
00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:54,491
Get yo ass out!
471
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,870
Get up! Stand up like a man!
472
00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,770
Stand up! You owe Boogie some money?
473
00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,940
- Um um, (indistinct).
- Don't you lie to me!
474
00:25:01,940 --> 00:25:03,660
Do you owe Boogie some money?
475
00:25:03,660 --> 00:25:06,050
I better not find out
you owe him anything!
476
00:25:06,050 --> 00:25:08,000
You know what? Today is your lucky day!
477
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:12,437
Stop cryin', I'ma let you go, okay?
478
00:25:12,437 --> 00:25:14,570
And you better not tell Boogie I did this,
479
00:25:14,570 --> 00:25:16,760
because if you did, I'ma tell him...
480
00:25:18,140 --> 00:25:20,570
that I didn't and I'm goin'
come after you to myself, okay?
481
00:25:20,570 --> 00:25:22,320
So, go 'head, Merry Christmas fool.
482
00:25:23,715 --> 00:25:26,060
Hold up! Get yo ass back over here!
483
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,410
Put the luggage in the car!
484
00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:32,723
(slams luggage in the car)
- Gently! Gently!
485
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,070
Hey girl! I know that
startled you little bit,
486
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,350
but it ain't nothing.
487
00:25:39,350 --> 00:25:42,267
(R&B music begins)
488
00:25:51,212 --> 00:25:52,045
- Here son.
489
00:25:52,045 --> 00:25:52,878
- Thank you, ma.
490
00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:53,940
- Jasmine, can I get you anything else?
491
00:25:53,940 --> 00:25:55,920
- No thanks though, where's your restroom?
492
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:57,093
- Right down the hall.
493
00:25:58,930 --> 00:26:00,713
Don't use the good towels.
494
00:26:00,713 --> 00:26:01,613
- Barbara, please.
495
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,262
- Why can't she use the good towels?
496
00:26:07,262 --> 00:26:08,095
I use the good towels.
497
00:26:08,095 --> 00:26:11,170
- Hmm, from the looks of
the strains on your shirt,
498
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,113
I could've swore you was using your shirt!
499
00:26:15,187 --> 00:26:18,410
- (chuckles) Last week,
I wiped with that skunk
500
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,127
you got on your head, you
call it a weave (laughing).
501
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,517
(R&B music begins)
502
00:26:31,410 --> 00:26:32,763
- You look real familiar.
503
00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:36,130
- Yeah, I played basketball at Middleton,
504
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,864
maybe you seen a game or two.
505
00:26:37,864 --> 00:26:40,400
- (chuckles) Nah, nah...
506
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:43,500
you Jonas Johnson's little brother.
507
00:26:48,270 --> 00:26:49,170
- Yeah, that's my brother.
508
00:26:49,170 --> 00:26:51,507
What that got to do wit' anything?
509
00:26:51,507 --> 00:26:53,053
- (chuckles) This dude here.
510
00:26:54,050 --> 00:26:56,370
What's that got to do wit anything?
511
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:58,950
Man, your brother's the
top player in the NFL,
512
00:26:58,950 --> 00:27:00,700
making mad paper!
513
00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,673
Why in the hell would you be in here
514
00:27:01,673 --> 00:27:03,840
wit' a room full of killers?
515
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,220
Must be crazy.
- (chuckles).
516
00:27:07,090 --> 00:27:10,520
- Well, that's just it. That's his paper.
517
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:14,430
Ready to make my own and make
a little name for myself.
518
00:27:14,430 --> 00:27:19,430
- Okay, hmm, I can dig it.
This little dude got heart.
519
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:20,343
- Told you, man.
520
00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:22,693
- We'll see.
521
00:27:30,290 --> 00:27:34,130
I tell you what? Meet me
in the park tonight at 10
522
00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:36,280
and we'll see just how much heart you got?
523
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,380
Now get up outta here!
524
00:27:44,130 --> 00:27:45,810
These clowns here, man!
525
00:27:45,810 --> 00:27:47,260
- Boss?
526
00:27:47,260 --> 00:27:48,417
- Pour me a drink, man.
527
00:27:48,417 --> 00:27:49,723
- You got it, boss.
528
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,540
- Is this the reason why you
don't come around anymore?
529
00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,150
- Nah, ma, you know I'm used to it.
530
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:55,270
I do worry about Jasmine,
531
00:27:55,270 --> 00:27:58,233
she hasn't been around
this type family before.
532
00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,500
(indistinct) you think about
her man, she's fine, right?
533
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:05,500
- Who her? Well, I mean, if you
like skin and bones, I mean,
534
00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:08,860
she just looks like the type of girl
535
00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:13,273
if you rubbed up against
her, she'd start a fire.
536
00:28:13,273 --> 00:28:14,573
(chuckling) a little twig!
537
00:28:16,121 --> 00:28:18,030
- She remind me of one of them
monster high (indistinct).
538
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,481
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
539
00:28:19,481 --> 00:28:21,447
- I felt sorry for her. I
wanted to hug her again.
540
00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:25,757
"Listen here baby, you can
eat, here's a chicken wing."
541
00:28:25,757 --> 00:28:27,395
Here is a chicken wing.
542
00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:29,150
(laughing)
543
00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:32,530
- I agree with all of that,
just don't you hug her.
544
00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:34,463
You'll suffocate the poor thing.
545
00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:37,998
- Get out of here.
546
00:28:37,998 --> 00:28:42,320
- Son, I'm the type of brother,
547
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,013
like a little meat on this bones.
548
00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,910
You see, I'm from the dirty south.
549
00:28:46,910 --> 00:28:49,110
- Wit' a funky mouth.
550
00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:50,478
- Shave your armpits!
551
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:52,790
(laughing)
552
00:28:52,790 --> 00:28:53,817
Listen son!
553
00:28:53,817 --> 00:28:56,185
- I'm listenin pops.
554
00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:58,080
- A brother like me, likes a woman
555
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,440
that I can cuddle up to
her in the winter time
556
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,203
and keep warm.
557
00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:07,063
Big booty!
558
00:29:08,530 --> 00:29:09,669
- Come on.
559
00:29:09,669 --> 00:29:10,897
- You understand what I'm sayin'?
560
00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,980
Like your mother.
561
00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:18,040
- Pause pops, that's too
much information, okay?
562
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,610
- Yes, well, it's how you got here.
563
00:29:20,610 --> 00:29:21,893
- Okay, pops.
564
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,210
- Son, there's so much more to a woman
565
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:27,500
than just how she looks.
566
00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,330
- Now, I know pops, so
besides that, you know,
567
00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:31,580
she is a good woman,
comes from a good family,
568
00:29:31,580 --> 00:29:36,510
she supports me and more
importantly pops, it's no drama.
569
00:29:36,510 --> 00:29:38,400
- No drama?
- No drama, no backtalk,
570
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,673
no lip.
571
00:29:39,673 --> 00:29:44,673
- No lip!? Wait, wait.
572
00:29:45,697 --> 00:29:47,210
No lip?
573
00:29:47,210 --> 00:29:50,137
Son, I don't even know
what that feels like.
574
00:29:50,137 --> 00:29:51,010
I don't know what it feels like,
575
00:29:51,010 --> 00:29:52,793
I don't know what it sounds like.
576
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,254
- Quiet.
577
00:29:54,254 --> 00:29:56,070
- Quiet. Man, yo mama
578
00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:57,920
sleeps wit' her fists balled up at night
579
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,353
in case I start something.
580
00:29:59,353 --> 00:30:01,580
- And that's what I'm
talkin about pops, exactly.
581
00:30:01,580 --> 00:30:04,980
Jasmine and I, we don't
fight, we don't argue.
582
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:07,460
There's no drama, she...
- What you say?
583
00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:08,293
- She's perfect.
584
00:30:10,286 --> 00:30:13,193
- (chuckles) There no perfect women's son.
585
00:30:14,989 --> 00:30:16,863
- Maybe, but she's close.
586
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:21,089
- Well, yeah, that's what
you said about the last one
587
00:30:21,089 --> 00:30:22,956
wasn't it? Yeah, and the one before that.
588
00:30:22,956 --> 00:30:23,789
- Yes!
589
00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:24,720
- The woman before that,
- [Barbara] Right!
590
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,700
- Wasn't it? What happened
to that white girl
591
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,040
you brought here a couple of summers ago?
592
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,940
- Can you stop with the
white girl talk, it's Amy,
593
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:32,360
her name is Amy.
594
00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,850
- Amy!? Boy, I don't
care what her name is!
595
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:37,622
She can't use our comb,
why'd you bring her home?
596
00:30:37,622 --> 00:30:38,967
(everyone laughs)
597
00:30:38,967 --> 00:30:41,078
- But do y'all remember that Asian girl?
598
00:30:41,078 --> 00:30:43,392
- Yeah, yeah, yeah (laughing)!
599
00:30:43,392 --> 00:30:44,715
- That poor thing honey, she thought the
600
00:30:44,715 --> 00:30:47,853
chitlins was pasta.
- Yes she did! Yes she did.
601
00:30:47,853 --> 00:30:49,900
- That was crazy, you
know she broke up wit' me?
602
00:30:49,900 --> 00:30:51,456
Thought we was tryin' to kill her,
603
00:30:51,456 --> 00:30:52,550
thought we was tryin' to poison her.
604
00:30:52,550 --> 00:30:55,618
Tryin' to feed her feces or whatever.
605
00:30:55,618 --> 00:30:57,840
- Well, at least I can say this
is the closest one to black
606
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,208
that you brought since this (indistinct).
607
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,521
- Now, I agree with that.
608
00:31:00,521 --> 00:31:01,610
(everyone talking at once)
609
00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,730
- Okay, that's enough
everybody, all right?
610
00:31:03,730 --> 00:31:04,880
- It's okay ma, 'cause you know what,
611
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:06,687
I had to go through my share of women
612
00:31:06,687 --> 00:31:07,520
to get to the right one
613
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,770
and I feel that Jasmine's the right one.
614
00:31:09,770 --> 00:31:11,270
- Boy, if you don't get your head
615
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,076
out of the crack of your ass!
616
00:31:13,076 --> 00:31:14,080
- Barbara!
617
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,913
- What!?
618
00:31:14,913 --> 00:31:18,530
- Now son, I'm sure
Jasmine is a nice girl,
619
00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:21,633
but to bring her here to meet
your family after you engage,
620
00:31:22,490 --> 00:31:24,280
don't sound like she's the one.
621
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,607
- Honey, everything that
looks good ain't good for you.
622
00:31:28,607 --> 00:31:29,440
- Ain't that the truth.
623
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:32,223
- Um! Oh yes sir, I'm telling you.
624
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,473
- She's all right. We good.
625
00:31:35,551 --> 00:31:38,030
(doorbell rings)
626
00:31:38,030 --> 00:31:40,267
- Baby, it's so good to see you.
627
00:31:40,267 --> 00:31:42,770
Look at you! Honey, you
look just as beautiful
628
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:45,332
as you did five or so years ago!
629
00:31:45,332 --> 00:31:46,165
- Thank you, it has been
630
00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:47,340
a long time hasn't it?
- It has been.
631
00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:51,647
- Awww, that's my girl! How
you doin' baby? Bring it in!
632
00:31:51,647 --> 00:31:53,470
- (laughs)
- Awww,
633
00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:56,660
it's good to see you baby, ooohhhhh!
634
00:31:56,660 --> 00:31:59,665
It feels good to be home,
New York is phenomenal!
635
00:31:59,665 --> 00:32:00,988
Oh my gosh, you would (indistinct).
636
00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:01,821
- Oooohhh, oh yes!
- You know what?
637
00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:02,654
we should do girls weekend.
638
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:03,832
Go shoppin'!
- Girls trip.
639
00:32:03,832 --> 00:32:05,030
- Girls trip.
- Oh I love it!
640
00:32:05,030 --> 00:32:08,820
- That would be awesome!
That would be awesome.
641
00:32:10,538 --> 00:32:14,522
Hmmm, I'm ready. Um um,
don't worry about that.
642
00:32:14,522 --> 00:32:17,967
- (chuckles) Stop it, you're
gonna get us in trouble.
643
00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:18,800
- Lisa?
644
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,437
What are you doin' here?
645
00:32:26,437 --> 00:32:27,987
I didn't expect you to be here.
646
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:32,430
- Neither did I.
647
00:32:32,430 --> 00:32:37,340
I mean, I wasn't expecting
for you to be here either.
648
00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,460
Your mom said that you're hardly home
649
00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,540
during football season, so...
650
00:32:42,730 --> 00:32:45,600
- Yeah, I'm on injured reserve,
so coach let me fly out,
651
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:49,880
but mom, you didn't tell me
that Lisa was gonna be here.
652
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,821
- I ain't gotta tell you nothing'!
653
00:32:51,821 --> 00:32:52,654
- Nothin'.
654
00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:55,020
- This is my birthday and it's my house!
655
00:32:55,020 --> 00:32:57,080
- Absolutely.
- Yes, it is baby.
656
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,830
- That's right and you didn't even tell us
657
00:32:58,830 --> 00:33:00,200
that she was comin'.
658
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,033
- What?
659
00:33:01,033 --> 00:33:03,270
- Honey, Lisa is my guest.
660
00:33:03,270 --> 00:33:04,120
Baby, can I take it?
661
00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:05,327
- Yes.
662
00:33:05,327 --> 00:33:06,160
- Look at her.
663
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,365
- Ooohhhh.
- Ooohhhhh.
664
00:33:07,365 --> 00:33:08,198
- Dang!
665
00:33:08,198 --> 00:33:10,010
(everyone laughs)
666
00:33:10,010 --> 00:33:12,463
Son, you are in trouble.
667
00:33:12,463 --> 00:33:13,296
- Mom, come on man.
668
00:33:13,296 --> 00:33:16,868
- Oooohhhh, she done growed
up now. Ding, ding, ding!
669
00:33:16,868 --> 00:33:18,410
(everyone laughs)
670
00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:22,106
- Well, this is Jasmine.
671
00:33:22,106 --> 00:33:22,939
- Awwww.
672
00:33:23,930 --> 00:33:26,313
- My fiance, my fiance.
673
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,570
- Boy why did you have to say that?
674
00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:29,653
- 'Cause she is!
675
00:33:29,653 --> 00:33:31,493
- Naw, you dumb just like yo daddy.
676
00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:34,210
- No, it's okay.
- Yes, he is.
677
00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,590
- Hi, I'm Lisa, I'm an
old friend of Jonas'.
678
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:40,200
Have we met? You look familiar.
679
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,490
- Oh no, I'm sure we don't
run in the same circles.
680
00:33:42,490 --> 00:33:45,970
- Absolutely not, 'cause she
runs in a pack a gold diggers.
681
00:33:45,970 --> 00:33:46,873
- What did she just say?
- Nothin'.
682
00:33:46,873 --> 00:33:48,918
- Yes, she does.
- Barbara...
683
00:33:48,918 --> 00:33:50,620
- Barbara, will you come
help me in the kitchen?
684
00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:53,130
Can you please come help
me out in the kitchen?
685
00:33:53,130 --> 00:33:55,570
- And while you're in there,
make me some popcorn baby,
686
00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,700
'cause this is bouts to get good!
687
00:33:57,700 --> 00:33:59,595
- Come on pop.
- (laughing).
688
00:33:59,595 --> 00:34:02,000
- So, I hear you're quite
the man on the field.
689
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,543
Some things never change.
690
00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:07,833
- You know, I do all right,
you know, a little bit.
691
00:34:09,016 --> 00:34:11,520
- All right? Baby don't be so modest.
692
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,163
My man, has it goin' on.
693
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,237
These last few years have been wonderful.
694
00:34:17,237 --> 00:34:18,719
- Ha! Years?
695
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,031
- Years?
- Years?
696
00:34:20,031 --> 00:34:21,983
We ain't never seent you before today!
697
00:34:21,983 --> 00:34:22,815
- Never!
698
00:34:22,815 --> 00:34:23,710
- Y'all have, come on man.
699
00:34:23,710 --> 00:34:25,500
- We've been off and on for a few years,
700
00:34:25,500 --> 00:34:28,960
but Jonas just popped the
question just last week!
701
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,922
Look at my rock.
702
00:34:30,790 --> 00:34:32,683
- Yes, it's beautiful!
703
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,438
Jonas, what took you so long?
704
00:34:36,438 --> 00:34:37,973
- I, you know, had to make sure
705
00:34:37,973 --> 00:34:39,871
she was the right woman for me,
706
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,521
so it's only goin' be
one Mrs. Johnson, so...
707
00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:44,353
- That ain't even goin' happen.
708
00:34:44,353 --> 00:34:47,050
- Um um.
- They didn't even set a date.
709
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,790
They didn't even set a date.
- Um um, um um.
710
00:34:49,790 --> 00:34:50,840
- It ain't happenin'.
711
00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:55,130
- Hey, what's up lil
bro? How's everything...?
712
00:34:55,130 --> 00:34:56,969
- Lisa!
- Heyyyy!
713
00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,278
How are you (indistinct)?
714
00:34:58,278 --> 00:34:59,111
- Hello, how are you?
715
00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:02,800
- You have grown to be such
a tall, handsome young man!
716
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:03,710
- Yes, yes, yes,
717
00:35:03,710 --> 00:35:06,110
I was hopin' that I'd see
you around here again.
718
00:35:06,945 --> 00:35:08,850
You know, you're my favorite!
- Okay. So tell me what's been
719
00:35:08,850 --> 00:35:09,740
goin' on?
720
00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:11,980
How's school? Do you have a girlfriend?
721
00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:13,530
- Hey, wait, wait, wait, y'all
can catch up a little bit
722
00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,363
later on...
723
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:16,790
Derek, I want you to meet my fiance.
724
00:35:16,790 --> 00:35:20,170
- All right man, but I'm
talkin' to Lisa. All right?
725
00:35:20,170 --> 00:35:21,003
I'll get to it.
726
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,926
Don't expect me to jump
every time you say jump.
727
00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:27,676
- Hey man, you who you think
you talkin' to little man?
728
00:35:29,915 --> 00:35:31,838
You know what? It's okay.
729
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,477
- You know what? I'm
gonna run to the restroom.
730
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:35,890
You all catch up.
731
00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:37,020
- Okay.
- All right.
732
00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,110
- Son, why are you and your
brother always goin at it?
733
00:35:39,110 --> 00:35:40,353
Look, he just got home.
734
00:35:40,353 --> 00:35:41,960
- It's okay mom.
- He's not gonna be here.
735
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,060
- Oh baby, listen honey, he just got home!
736
00:35:47,181 --> 00:35:50,772
(bathroom door closes)
737
00:35:50,772 --> 00:35:55,605
Come on, Lisa. You got this.
738
00:35:55,605 --> 00:35:57,205
You can do this, pull yourself together.
739
00:35:57,205 --> 00:36:00,122
(R&B music begins)
740
00:36:11,497 --> 00:36:13,914
(runs water)
741
00:36:23,134 --> 00:36:23,967
- Just get somethin' to eat,
742
00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:24,800
come on, let's go.
- Yeah.
743
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,730
- Okay mom, sorry about that.
744
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,587
It's mom's birthday, let's just...
745
00:36:30,587 --> 00:36:33,337
Doin' it for her, while I'm here.
746
00:36:40,368 --> 00:36:41,699
(doorbell rings)
747
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:42,700
- Who could that be?
748
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:45,250
- Oh, oh, I almost forgot
749
00:36:45,250 --> 00:36:47,000
about my surprise guest (chuckles)!
750
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,870
Baby, do me a favor...
751
00:36:49,870 --> 00:36:51,000
go open that door.
752
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,780
- Guest!? Honey, you didn't
want the ones we had.
753
00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:56,970
- Yeah, but you goin' like this one!
754
00:36:56,970 --> 00:37:00,330
Especially you big draws
(chuckles) and listen,
755
00:37:00,330 --> 00:37:02,820
you can officially no longer say,
756
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,774
I've never done anything nice for you.
757
00:37:05,774 --> 00:37:08,055
- Shut up.
- (chuckles).
758
00:37:08,055 --> 00:37:08,888
Whoooo!
759
00:37:11,449 --> 00:37:14,446
(laughing) Charlie!!
- Hey there, Johnny!
760
00:37:14,446 --> 00:37:15,279
How you doin'?
761
00:37:15,279 --> 00:37:17,760
- Boy, looka there,
lookin' like a shiny penny!
762
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:18,977
- Yeah, you know (indistinct).
763
00:37:20,142 --> 00:37:21,210
(both laughing)
764
00:37:21,210 --> 00:37:25,060
- Listen here, I got
somebody I need you to meet.
765
00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:25,893
- Oh yeah?
766
00:37:25,893 --> 00:37:28,530
Where she at? Is she thick?
767
00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:30,143
Red bone or chocolate milk?
768
00:37:32,005 --> 00:37:33,699
Is that her right there?
769
00:37:33,699 --> 00:37:35,763
Now, you know I can't do 'em that young.
770
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:38,377
- Let's get a closer look (chuckles).
771
00:37:42,820 --> 00:37:46,120
Charlie, this here, my
heffer in law, I mean,
772
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,177
Lord have mercy, this is my sister in law.
773
00:37:49,177 --> 00:37:51,333
- (chuckles) Hello, my name is Barbie.
774
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,910
- Barbie? Listen, barbaric she might be,
775
00:37:55,910 --> 00:37:57,840
but Barbie, she is not (chuckles).
776
00:37:58,829 --> 00:38:00,280
She called herself Barbie.
- It's so good to meet you.
777
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,263
- Baby, the pleasure is all mine!
778
00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:05,787
Lord Jesus, you finer
than the (indistinct).
779
00:38:07,275 --> 00:38:09,686
(everyone laughs)
780
00:38:09,686 --> 00:38:12,406
Johnny, you didn't tell
me she was this fine!
781
00:38:12,406 --> 00:38:13,825
- (chuckling) Ooohh, I
do believe I like you.
782
00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:15,148
(chuckling)
- Um, um, um.
783
00:38:15,148 --> 00:38:16,390
- Mess around and make me fall in love.
784
00:38:16,390 --> 00:38:19,740
- Wait, wait, fine, love?
785
00:38:19,740 --> 00:38:22,243
I just throwed up in
my mouth a little bit.
786
00:38:28,694 --> 00:38:30,967
- Yes Lord, yes Lord.
787
00:38:31,957 --> 00:38:35,504
(chuckling) Heyyy (chuckling)!
788
00:38:35,504 --> 00:38:38,830
- Yeah, see, see, see, um
hm. Mission accomplished!
789
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,833
Now, who's the matchmaker
now huh (laughs)!?
790
00:38:43,667 --> 00:38:44,500
- You need to be ashamed of yoself.
791
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:47,670
- Baby, I give it six months,
she goin' be out of my house.
792
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,283
Muah!
- Stop it.
793
00:38:50,410 --> 00:38:52,110
- All right, everybody, let's eat.
794
00:38:53,555 --> 00:38:57,373
(upbeat music plays)
795
00:38:57,373 --> 00:39:00,206
(family chatting)
796
00:39:03,860 --> 00:39:07,186
- Dad, can you please do the
honors of saying the blessings
797
00:39:07,186 --> 00:39:09,110
over my birthday dinner?
798
00:39:09,110 --> 00:39:13,170
- Of course I will, you know,
I've got to get my prayer on
799
00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:15,420
at least two, three
times a year (chuckling).
800
00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:17,793
Ahh, yeah, okay.
801
00:39:20,170 --> 00:39:21,460
Dear God...
802
00:39:23,645 --> 00:39:24,562
Dear God...
803
00:39:27,611 --> 00:39:29,120
Dear God...
804
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,320
thank you for this grub,
805
00:39:31,230 --> 00:39:33,303
we bouts to receive and...
806
00:39:35,367 --> 00:39:36,200
Amen!
807
00:39:38,162 --> 00:39:39,397
- Amen!
808
00:39:39,397 --> 00:39:40,510
- Amen.
- Pass me the greens
809
00:39:40,510 --> 00:39:42,090
and the big piece of chicken,
810
00:39:42,090 --> 00:39:43,910
that's mine (laughing)!
811
00:39:43,910 --> 00:39:44,960
Happy Birthday, baby.
812
00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:51,870
- You know Jonas, you
still handsome (chuckles).
813
00:39:51,870 --> 00:39:54,119
My daughter's still askin' about you.
814
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:54,952
- Um.
815
00:39:54,952 --> 00:39:56,359
- Hell, he had all the
girls runnin' after him!
816
00:39:56,359 --> 00:39:57,470
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, heyyy!
817
00:39:57,470 --> 00:39:59,760
He's just like his daddy
on that one (laughing)!
818
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:05,664
- ♪ The devil is a liar. He
ain't even yours. Baaa. ♪
819
00:40:06,076 --> 00:40:07,463
(family members chuckle)
820
00:40:07,463 --> 00:40:08,660
- Hand me that chicken right there.
821
00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:10,030
- Auntie...
822
00:40:10,030 --> 00:40:13,970
so Lisa, I heard through the grapevine
823
00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:15,387
that you are a partner
at a pretty big law firm
824
00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:17,330
out there in New York.
825
00:40:17,330 --> 00:40:19,921
- Well, actually I own my (indistinct),
826
00:40:19,921 --> 00:40:21,222
- (laughing).
827
00:40:21,222 --> 00:40:23,974
but yes, I've had it for a few years now.
828
00:40:23,974 --> 00:40:27,050
(family members speak at once)
829
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:30,290
- Really? Well, Congratulations on that.
830
00:40:30,290 --> 00:40:31,680
- Thank you.
831
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:33,920
- Starting a business
can be pretty rough, huh?
832
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,670
I mean most businesses fail
within like the first year.
833
00:40:38,020 --> 00:40:39,451
- I've done fairly well.
834
00:40:39,451 --> 00:40:40,284
- (chuckles)
835
00:40:40,284 --> 00:40:42,030
Most of my clients are
white collar millionaires.
836
00:40:42,030 --> 00:40:43,457
- Yessss!
- Outstanding!
837
00:40:44,550 --> 00:40:47,290
(family members chatting at once)
838
00:40:47,290 --> 00:40:48,889
- Well, I am proud of you
839
00:40:48,889 --> 00:40:51,822
and I wondered what you were
doin after all these years.
840
00:40:51,822 --> 00:40:54,265
- (chuckles).
841
00:40:54,265 --> 00:40:56,765
- (chuckles).
842
00:40:58,683 --> 00:41:02,520
- Well Jay and I started
our own clothing line.
843
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,560
We broke a little over even
this year, small profit,
844
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,610
but we're on our way.
845
00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:09,081
- Right.
846
00:41:09,081 --> 00:41:11,054
- Heffer, ain't nobody talkin' to you.
847
00:41:11,054 --> 00:41:12,200
- Hmm.
848
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,267
- They tryin' to catch up
and there you go dippin' in.
849
00:41:15,267 --> 00:41:17,903
(in funny voice) Small
profits, but we're on our way.
850
00:41:17,903 --> 00:41:20,683
Heffer, let them catch up! Dang!
851
00:41:21,820 --> 00:41:22,653
- Good Lord.
852
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,390
- Look, y'all thought it, I just said it.
853
00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:27,223
(some family members agree in unison)
854
00:41:27,223 --> 00:41:29,690
- Listen, listen, Jasmine
handles my financials,
855
00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:30,540
so that's why she's (indistinct).
856
00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:31,373
- Figures...
857
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:35,260
She's a gold digger.
- (chuckling).
858
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:38,477
- Lisa, honey, I'm so proud of you.
859
00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,050
Jonas and Jasmine too.
860
00:41:42,050 --> 00:41:43,133
- Thank you, mom.
861
00:41:44,130 --> 00:41:44,990
- So Jay...
862
00:41:47,928 --> 00:41:49,473
- (hesitantly) Yes, Aunt B?
863
00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,510
- Why did you bring her here?
864
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:56,843
Yeah, why? I mean, you don't love her.
865
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:00,716
She's a pretty girl and all of that,
866
00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,374
but look here, you and
Lisa, y'all got history.
867
00:42:04,374 --> 00:42:05,750
- (laughs).
868
00:42:05,750 --> 00:42:09,802
- This is temporary, five
years are goin' pass,
869
00:42:09,802 --> 00:42:12,153
you're goin' be lookin' for
Lisa and it's goin' be too late!
870
00:42:13,790 --> 00:42:18,790
I'm just saying, hmm? What? What uh huh.
871
00:42:18,890 --> 00:42:21,853
Y'all know y'all thought
it, I just said it.
872
00:42:24,577 --> 00:42:25,410
You know what, as a matter of fact,
873
00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,830
let's get it all out there on the table,
874
00:42:26,830 --> 00:42:27,710
that's what we goin' do.
875
00:42:27,710 --> 00:42:30,530
Let's get it all out on the
table, right here, right now!
876
00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:33,320
- Not on your sister's birthday Hamhock!
877
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,420
- Listen, somethin'
wrong? We not good enough?
878
00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:37,253
Me and your mama?
879
00:42:37,253 --> 00:42:38,880
- Hold, stop, Auntie, hold it.
880
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,440
What are you talking about right now?
881
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,370
- Listen, every time you
bring a woman in this house,
882
00:42:43,370 --> 00:42:46,860
she don't never look like me
and Flo, I'm tellin' ya now!
883
00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:50,720
if she ain't white, I'm tellin'
you, if she's a black girl,
884
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,600
- Barbara don't!
885
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,310
- Um, I'm just sayin'.
886
00:42:53,310 --> 00:42:56,290
- Color has never been
an issue in this house
887
00:42:56,290 --> 00:42:58,680
and definitely not colorism.
888
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:01,593
Honey, I taught my boys
that love is colorblind.
889
00:43:03,390 --> 00:43:06,937
- Listen Flo, that's yo
son, you goin' support him,
890
00:43:06,937 --> 00:43:08,817
you goin' let him slide wit everything,
891
00:43:08,817 --> 00:43:11,190
but I'm gonna say it, because
see you love him, Flo,
892
00:43:11,190 --> 00:43:13,088
I love him too, but I'm
goin' tell him the truth.
893
00:43:13,088 --> 00:43:14,160
- Let her get it out!
894
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,161
- Is this what fame does, huh?
895
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,410
- She goin' say what she want anyway.
896
00:43:19,410 --> 00:43:24,290
- Is this what fame does?
Is this what fame does?
897
00:43:28,110 --> 00:43:30,683
Get you so far away from your roots?
898
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,500
Get you somebody that
look like me or your mama
899
00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:39,143
and not some barbie, 'cause
you sure as hell ain't Ken.
900
00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:49,030
- At least get someone
look like your mother.
901
00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:51,570
At least your mama.
902
00:43:51,570 --> 00:43:54,963
- Whoa pops, come on,
what you talkin' bout man?
903
00:43:55,950 --> 00:43:57,160
Come on, it's not even like that.
904
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,410
- No, so what is the like?
905
00:43:58,410 --> 00:44:00,260
I mean, no disrespect to you baby,
906
00:44:00,260 --> 00:44:02,560
but (chuckles) he can do better.
907
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:03,733
- No disrespect,
908
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,340
just cause you,
- Just because of what?
909
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:07,930
- Just, 'cause you say
"No disrespect" at the end
910
00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:10,680
of your insults, doesn't make
it any less disrespectful.
911
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:12,219
- See, this what I'm talkin' about.
912
00:44:12,219 --> 00:44:13,680
Get rid of her.
(some family members chuckle)
913
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,573
Get rid of her nephew!
914
00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,001
- Dad do something.
915
00:44:18,001 --> 00:44:19,960
- What you want me to do?
916
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,513
I tried to tell you!
917
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,320
Besides this, this better
than "Iyanla fix your life."
918
00:44:30,318 --> 00:44:32,651
(laughing).
919
00:44:33,593 --> 00:44:35,289
- You know what!?
920
00:44:35,289 --> 00:44:36,513
- What!?
- Let it go, just let it go,
921
00:44:36,513 --> 00:44:38,100
just let it go, leave it alone.
922
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,770
- No! I wanna address
what your aunt just said.
923
00:44:40,770 --> 00:44:41,760
- Hey stop,
924
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,330
stop, stop, stop, let it go.
925
00:44:43,330 --> 00:44:44,163
- No!
926
00:44:46,041 --> 00:44:50,453
- Goin' and let her! Yeah, address me.
927
00:44:52,345 --> 00:44:53,530
- That's what's wrong wit' you people.
928
00:44:53,530 --> 00:44:55,780
- Wait. You people. Did
she say "You people?"
929
00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:59,380
- See, see, see, look, I
said leave it alone, right?
930
00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,533
Just sit down Jas.
931
00:45:01,660 --> 00:45:03,661
Jasmine! Sit down now.
932
00:45:03,661 --> 00:45:05,752
- [Barbara] (chuckling)
- Now!
933
00:45:05,752 --> 00:45:07,252
- Whoo hoooo, yes!
934
00:45:09,197 --> 00:45:10,030
And you're just goin' let him shut you up,
935
00:45:10,030 --> 00:45:11,620
and sit you down like that, huh?
936
00:45:12,822 --> 00:45:15,472
Let me let you understand
somethin' real good, honey.
937
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:19,863
Jay was raised to respect women
938
00:45:19,863 --> 00:45:20,696
- Um hmm.
939
00:45:20,696 --> 00:45:23,830
- Women! All right, but listen here
940
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,790
and had he talked to one of us like that?
941
00:45:27,790 --> 00:45:28,653
Lord have mercy on his soul.
942
00:45:28,653 --> 00:45:30,669
- Ain't that the truth?
943
00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:33,170
- Exactly, exactly what I'm talking about.
944
00:45:33,170 --> 00:45:34,180
You know what I'm saying?
945
00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:39,180
This is why, that I will
never be with a woman like,
946
00:45:39,661 --> 00:45:40,494
you know what?
947
00:45:40,494 --> 00:45:41,327
- Say it.
948
00:45:41,327 --> 00:45:42,877
- No, no, no, no, it's okay, no, no, no.
949
00:45:42,877 --> 00:45:43,940
- No, say it.
950
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:46,447
- It's pointless, just...
- No, I want you to finally
951
00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:48,273
say it so we can know who you really are!
952
00:45:48,273 --> 00:45:50,467
- THIS WHY I DON'T COME HOME, AUNTIE!
953
00:45:59,750 --> 00:46:01,973
'Cause you're embarrassing,
look what you doing!
954
00:46:03,444 --> 00:46:04,990
(slams table)
- Now, I said it!
955
00:46:04,990 --> 00:46:06,990
- Now, wait a minute, huh?
956
00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:08,883
I got to draw the line right there!
957
00:46:11,382 --> 00:46:14,060
Boy, you watch how you talk to your aunt.
958
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:15,610
- You respect your elders, boy.
959
00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,100
- Now, I don't like her either.
960
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:23,420
She's got real bad gas
961
00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:26,433
and she's chases all the
neighborhood pets away, I know.
962
00:46:27,568 --> 00:46:30,650
And those claws that she calls nails,
963
00:46:30,650 --> 00:46:32,890
scraping up my hardwood floor.
964
00:46:32,890 --> 00:46:37,530
These was new hardwood
floors, but she is your aunt.
965
00:46:39,450 --> 00:46:41,437
She practically raised you as her own.
966
00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:43,900
- That's right.
967
00:46:43,900 --> 00:46:44,987
- Apologize, to her.
968
00:46:49,370 --> 00:46:50,270
Apologize, to her.
969
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,253
I said apologize!
970
00:47:01,050 --> 00:47:03,793
- I'm sorry, Auntie Barbara.
971
00:47:05,350 --> 00:47:07,400
I shouldn't have talked to you like that.
972
00:47:11,370 --> 00:47:12,520
- Right, you was wrong.
973
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:16,790
Let you slide this time, Jonas.
974
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,667
The next time you won't
even see it coming.
975
00:47:25,777 --> 00:47:26,853
- Oh boy.
976
00:47:26,853 --> 00:47:29,403
- It'd be like a Sunday afternoon game.
977
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:36,947
Come in like a line backer
and knock you on your...
978
00:47:37,810 --> 00:47:40,110
aspirin out. You got an aspirin, Flo.
979
00:47:40,110 --> 00:47:40,943
- I need a cigarette.
980
00:47:40,943 --> 00:47:43,320
- Wait, wait, you got some weed?
981
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,103
- Charlie, what is wrong wit you?
982
00:47:45,103 --> 00:47:47,600
Charlie, what is...
- I got them cataracts in
983
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,433
my eyes!
984
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:50,380
- Wait, wait, now. We don't puff puff
985
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:52,960
the magic dragon in this house.
986
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,060
You gonna have to take that mess out back,
987
00:47:55,980 --> 00:47:58,173
where your aunt buries all her bones.
988
00:48:00,257 --> 00:48:03,821
- You know what? I've had
enough. You, people are crazy.
989
00:48:03,821 --> 00:48:06,334
(everyone speaks at once)
990
00:48:06,334 --> 00:48:08,447
- Jasmine, Jasmine, where you goin'?
991
00:48:08,447 --> 00:48:10,080
- I need to be alone.
992
00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:11,770
- (chuckles), bye.
993
00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:13,120
Ain't nobody goin miss her.
994
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:15,753
- You know what?
995
00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,690
I'm outta here too, you know what?
996
00:48:18,690 --> 00:48:22,183
I am tired of everything
being about you Jonas!
997
00:48:25,001 --> 00:48:26,820
Here it is mom's birthday
998
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,073
and somehow all the focus is on you.
999
00:48:37,524 --> 00:48:38,630
I bet you don't even know,
1000
00:48:38,630 --> 00:48:43,630
this party is also for mom
being in remission from cancer.
1001
00:48:44,094 --> 00:48:44,927
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1002
00:48:46,626 --> 00:48:47,830
- Mom, you had cancer?
1003
00:48:49,570 --> 00:48:51,710
- That's right, mom had cancer
1004
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:52,750
and they didn't wanna tell you
1005
00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:55,200
and worry you during your
little football season.
1006
00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,916
- Ma, come on, had I had known,
1007
00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:00,196
then I would've been here.
- Known what? You still
1008
00:49:00,196 --> 00:49:01,033
wouldn't have been here!
1009
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,927
When does the superstar have time for us!?
1010
00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:09,137
Huh? Nah, while you've
been off bein' a superstar,
1011
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,233
I've been here being a son.
1012
00:49:16,006 --> 00:49:17,373
You know who's name Nate called?
1013
00:49:18,890 --> 00:49:22,790
Yours, but that's all goin'
to change, you know what?
1014
00:49:22,790 --> 00:49:26,973
I can't take it, mom, I'm
sorry we ruined your birthday.
1015
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,107
I'm out.
1016
00:49:30,107 --> 00:49:30,940
- Don't leave.
- Come on D, don't...
1017
00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:34,043
- Derek, Derek, Derek!
1018
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,223
I'll get him.
1019
00:49:40,324 --> 00:49:43,490
- All I wanted, was to
have family come together
1020
00:49:43,490 --> 00:49:45,620
this weekend for my birthday
1021
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,010
and what's it come to?
1022
00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,053
A hot glorified mess.
- Um um, um, um.
1023
00:49:52,540 --> 00:49:54,948
- Ma, can we please just
talk about this later?
1024
00:49:54,948 --> 00:49:57,679
- Oh yeah, we can talk about it,
1025
00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:00,240
but right now, this is my birthday dinner
1026
00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:03,530
and I am determined to enjoy myself.
1027
00:50:03,530 --> 00:50:04,363
- Yes ma'am.
1028
00:50:06,863 --> 00:50:08,640
- All right, everybody let's eat.
1029
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,159
- All right.
1030
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:12,992
(R&B music plays)
1031
00:50:27,428 --> 00:50:29,178
- [Johnny] Hey Derek!
1032
00:50:37,967 --> 00:50:40,543
(Barbara and Lisa talking)
1033
00:50:40,543 --> 00:50:42,720
- It's just like the men to disappear,
1034
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:44,127
I'm telling ya now, when it's time
1035
00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:45,840
for the domestic work to be done.
1036
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:48,281
- The meal was delicious, thank you.
1037
00:50:48,281 --> 00:50:49,114
- Yeah it was good.
- (chuckling).
1038
00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:50,470
- Anyone for some coffee?
1039
00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:51,885
- Oh, I'll take a cup, thank you so much.
1040
00:50:51,885 --> 00:50:55,330
- Ooohhh, no honey, you know
coffee don't agree wit' me.
1041
00:50:55,330 --> 00:50:58,930
It just keeps me up and gives me gas.
1042
00:50:58,930 --> 00:51:00,907
Y'all know what happened
last time to you, don't you?
1043
00:51:00,907 --> 00:51:02,137
- Um hm.
- (chuckling).
1044
00:51:02,137 --> 00:51:04,214
- Killed all the house plants too.
1045
00:51:04,214 --> 00:51:06,200
- Ooohhh (laughing)!
1046
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,470
So, where did everyone else go?
1047
00:51:07,470 --> 00:51:10,130
- They all went to go find Derek, baby.
1048
00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:12,160
I'm just so worried about my baby.
1049
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:13,980
- Yeah, you know he's at that age.
1050
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:16,260
Tryin' to figure it out
(indistinct) isn't easy.
1051
00:51:16,260 --> 00:51:17,760
- You know, you that same sweet girl
1052
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,593
they left here years ago.
1053
00:51:18,593 --> 00:51:20,110
- Awwww.
- Yes, you are.
1054
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:21,660
Yes, you are.
- In some ways I am,
1055
00:51:21,660 --> 00:51:23,290
but a lot has happened since college.
1056
00:51:23,290 --> 00:51:24,670
- Um
- I know.
1057
00:51:24,670 --> 00:51:25,770
- We see that.
1058
00:51:25,770 --> 00:51:27,420
You all woman now.
- (laughing).
1059
00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,410
- Whhoooo, girl, you got to tell us,
1060
00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:33,070
you got to tell us about
them gorgeous New York men.
1061
00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:36,220
Ooohhh, I know you got
some stories to tell.
1062
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:38,663
Child, I got to live
vicariously through you.
1063
00:51:41,097 --> 00:51:43,469
You know since my husband died,
1064
00:51:43,469 --> 00:51:45,300
I ain't been gettin' no action
1065
00:51:45,300 --> 00:51:46,880
and you know, Flo.
1066
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,330
She ain't got no story that
lasts longer than two minutes.
1067
00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,140
- Shut up.
- (chuckling).
1068
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:52,408
- It's the truth.
1069
00:51:52,408 --> 00:51:53,593
(all laughing)
1070
00:51:53,593 --> 00:51:55,483
- Auntie, there hasn't been anyone.
1071
00:51:57,010 --> 00:51:57,843
- Nobody?
1072
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:02,310
- No, since college,
no, I work all the time,
1073
00:52:02,310 --> 00:52:04,853
so there's no wild stories to tell.
1074
00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:09,432
- Okay, not even a little one
night stand here, there huh?
1075
00:52:09,432 --> 00:52:10,957
- (chuckling) No.
1076
00:52:10,957 --> 00:52:12,617
- Oh, what about a little bump and grind?
1077
00:52:12,617 --> 00:52:15,010
Huh? I don't see nothin' wrong
1078
00:52:15,010 --> 00:52:16,710
wit' a little bump and grind, huh!
1079
00:52:17,740 --> 00:52:19,293
That keeps ya focused baby.
1080
00:52:20,580 --> 00:52:22,200
- No one.
1081
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,200
- Oh, I just assumed
somebody was tearin' that up.
1082
00:52:28,674 --> 00:52:30,252
- Huh?
1083
00:52:30,252 --> 00:52:32,820
You know when a woman ain't
gettin' none, I'm telling you,
1084
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:37,820
she be mean, and cankerous like, like me.
1085
00:52:38,517 --> 00:52:40,075
- But you sweet as pie baby.
1086
00:52:40,075 --> 00:52:41,099
(everyone laughs)
1087
00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:42,650
- Yes you are, yes you are.
1088
00:52:42,650 --> 00:52:46,130
- Like many of my friends,
I'm not into casual sex.
1089
00:52:46,130 --> 00:52:48,182
I connect sex with being
with the person I love
1090
00:52:48,182 --> 00:52:50,134
and wanna spend the rest of my life with,
1091
00:52:50,134 --> 00:52:50,967
- Hmmm.
1092
00:52:50,967 --> 00:52:52,760
- but I wanna get married.
1093
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,620
- Amen baby, do it God's way.
1094
00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:58,263
- That's beautiful, but tomorrow
ain't promised to you baby.
1095
00:52:59,170 --> 00:53:00,913
You better get you some, hmmm?
1096
00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:06,700
Um hmm, yes. Get it while it's moist.
1097
00:53:06,700 --> 00:53:08,150
- Ummm.
- Yeah, 'cause when time
1098
00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:12,204
will pass baby and you'd be
dryer than the Sahara desert.
1099
00:53:12,204 --> 00:53:13,700
(all laugh)
- I'm telling you somethin',
1100
00:53:13,700 --> 00:53:16,852
I'm talkin' from experience
honey, the struggle is real.
1101
00:53:16,852 --> 00:53:17,685
- (laughs)
1102
00:53:17,685 --> 00:53:18,518
- Auntie, I'll (indistinct)
1103
00:53:18,518 --> 00:53:19,990
- It's real.
- I see.
1104
00:53:19,990 --> 00:53:20,918
- Yes.
1105
00:53:20,918 --> 00:53:25,014
- (chuckling)
Get it baby.
1106
00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:26,514
- [Johnny] DEREK!?
1107
00:53:29,238 --> 00:53:30,071
DEREK!?
1108
00:53:40,886 --> 00:53:41,719
DEREK!?
1109
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,750
- Baby listen, you know, I try not to pry
1110
00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:48,300
and I tried to stay out of
you and Jonas' business,
1111
00:53:48,300 --> 00:53:49,423
- Until now, hell.
1112
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,483
- Baby, what happened
between you and Jonas?
1113
00:53:53,483 --> 00:53:56,060
He doesn't talk about it.
1114
00:53:56,060 --> 00:53:57,588
- My heart was broken.
1115
00:53:57,588 --> 00:53:58,421
- Um.
1116
00:54:00,630 --> 00:54:04,010
- It's like a whirlwind of
emotions just came rushing back.
1117
00:54:04,010 --> 00:54:05,710
Feelings that I thought were gone.
1118
00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:25,440
- Where you think you goin'?
1119
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:27,900
- Nowhere, man. I'm here.
1120
00:54:27,900 --> 00:54:28,890
- Punkin' out?
1121
00:54:28,890 --> 00:54:30,430
- Nah, let's go.
1122
00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:32,440
- All right, follow me.
1123
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:33,373
- Let's do this!
1124
00:54:36,637 --> 00:54:38,390
- But baby, you held it together.
1125
00:54:38,390 --> 00:54:39,223
- Um hm.
1126
00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:44,357
- Um hm, yes you did, 'cause
I would've slapped the taste
1127
00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:47,400
out of Jasmine's mouth, I
mean that, yes, I would've.
1128
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,110
- It wasn't easy.
- I believe you.
1129
00:54:49,110 --> 00:54:51,450
- After all these years I
can't believe I still love him.
1130
00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:56,450
- Ha! (clapping) I knew
it, I knew it! Um um um.
1131
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,890
- If falling out of love is so hard,
1132
00:54:59,890 --> 00:55:02,740
why is that? Like, how
do you turn love off?
1133
00:55:02,740 --> 00:55:04,990
- You can't!
- You can't turn that off,
1134
00:55:04,990 --> 00:55:06,379
baby.
1135
00:55:06,379 --> 00:55:09,279
And it seem like you ain't
ready to just move on, are you?
1136
00:55:10,910 --> 00:55:13,093
But you got to tell us what happened.
1137
00:55:14,950 --> 00:55:19,920
- Things changed. You know,
when we went to college,
1138
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:21,814
the us became about him.
1139
00:55:21,814 --> 00:55:23,390
- Um.
1140
00:55:23,390 --> 00:55:25,743
- Then there was a
popularity and the girls.
1141
00:55:26,850 --> 00:55:30,070
Long story short. I caught
him with a girl in his room.
1142
00:55:30,070 --> 00:55:32,963
- NO! And you didn't call me?
1143
00:55:34,010 --> 00:55:36,170
Came up there and set
it off, you know that?
1144
00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:37,950
- Baby, I didn't know he cheated on you,
1145
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:40,520
honey I raised him better than that.
1146
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:41,353
- Yes.
1147
00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:46,940
- Yeah, you know, I just, that
day I ran back to the dorm,
1148
00:55:46,940 --> 00:55:50,020
I packed my things, I left that night.
1149
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:52,663
I transferred to another
college, I never looked back.
1150
00:55:54,015 --> 00:55:55,770
- Um, um, um.
1151
00:55:55,770 --> 00:55:58,520
- Seems to me that you two
have some unresolved issues,
1152
00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:02,920
but if you two still have feelings,
1153
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,240
maybe things can work out.
1154
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:07,130
- Nah Flo, now I love
Jonas like my own son,
1155
00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:09,660
but he was wrong, what
he did was wrong baby
1156
00:56:09,660 --> 00:56:12,060
and who's to say he wouldn't do it again.
1157
00:56:12,060 --> 00:56:13,710
Men, money, and power, I'm telling you,
1158
00:56:13,710 --> 00:56:15,810
that's a dangerous combination.
1159
00:56:15,810 --> 00:56:18,986
It is for you know, God forgives.
1160
00:56:18,986 --> 00:56:20,725
- Ohhhh, here we go!
1161
00:56:20,725 --> 00:56:25,725
♪ Ohhhh Bible Study, Bible study 101, ♪
1162
00:56:26,237 --> 00:56:28,457
♪ please turn to your neighbor. ♪
1163
00:56:28,457 --> 00:56:30,666
- Stop.
- (laughing).
1164
00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:31,530
- What you want us to say, Flo?
1165
00:56:31,530 --> 00:56:33,600
What you want to say,
always takin' us to church.
1166
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,760
- Look, all I'm tryin' to say
- What?
1167
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,330
- Is that people learn
from their mistakes,
1168
00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:42,270
love takes time, love is a test
1169
00:56:42,270 --> 00:56:46,780
and it's heartbreak and forgiveness.
1170
00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:47,613
- Um hm, um hm.
1171
00:56:52,820 --> 00:56:55,260
- Finally goin' be one of us now, homie.
1172
00:56:55,260 --> 00:56:56,263
- Make it official.
1173
00:56:57,460 --> 00:56:58,990
- Man, he ain't ready.
1174
00:56:58,990 --> 00:57:01,040
- Hit that real quick.
- Yo, you scared?
1175
00:57:02,655 --> 00:57:05,280
(inhales weed)
1176
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,637
- Man, you got baby lungs.
- Yeah (indistinct).
1177
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:13,963
- Baby, you got to seize the moment.
1178
00:57:14,810 --> 00:57:16,803
Sometimes you only get one chance.
1179
00:57:18,058 --> 00:57:20,130
I remember when I was
dating this other young man,
1180
00:57:20,130 --> 00:57:22,863
and Johnny had eyes for me,
1181
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,506
everybody in my family
loved this young man,
1182
00:57:26,506 --> 00:57:28,042
because he was perfect.
- Yes!
1183
00:57:28,042 --> 00:57:30,390
- Good family and marked for success.
1184
00:57:30,390 --> 00:57:35,020
- Um hm, Kevin, um hm, I
liked him. I wanted him.
1185
00:57:37,402 --> 00:57:40,980
Oh yeah, I did. Who didn't (chuckles).
1186
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:42,710
- Then there was Johnny.
1187
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,530
Johnny was from the poor side of town,
1188
00:57:48,530 --> 00:57:49,830
didn't have much to offer.
1189
00:57:51,155 --> 00:57:54,696
Ooohhhh, sugar wugar, baby, darling, dear!
1190
00:57:54,696 --> 00:57:55,540
(chuckles)
- Um.
1191
00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,483
Johnny made me feel so special.
1192
00:57:59,570 --> 00:58:01,703
I loved him before I even knew I did.
1193
00:58:03,850 --> 00:58:05,810
- What do you mean by that?
1194
00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:09,200
- See, one day I heard that
Johnny was leaving town
1195
00:58:10,483 --> 00:58:12,330
and I didn't know if
I'd ever see him again
1196
00:58:12,330 --> 00:58:14,050
or if he'd ever come back.
1197
00:58:14,050 --> 00:58:14,883
- Um.
1198
00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:18,443
- But I knew that if I
didn't seize the moment,
1199
00:58:19,690 --> 00:58:22,403
I'd lose out on my once
in a lifetime love.
1200
00:58:24,270 --> 00:58:28,480
Baby, that's the day,
I told him I loved him.
1201
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:30,723
- That is a beautiful story Mom Johnson.
1202
00:58:31,970 --> 00:58:32,820
- Thank you baby.
1203
00:58:33,735 --> 00:58:35,656
Gives me goosebumps, ooohhhh,
1204
00:58:35,656 --> 00:58:36,489
pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop!
1205
00:58:36,489 --> 00:58:37,937
(all chuckles)
1206
00:58:37,937 --> 00:58:41,040
- (yawning) Oh, excuse me.
1207
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,850
I'm getting a little restless.
1208
00:58:42,850 --> 00:58:44,430
I'm gonna go ahead and
head to my parent's house
1209
00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:45,910
and get some rest.
1210
00:58:45,910 --> 00:58:47,590
- No baby, stay right here.
- Yes.
1211
00:58:47,590 --> 00:58:48,517
- Got plenty of space.
1212
00:58:48,517 --> 00:58:49,590
- But what about Jonas?
1213
00:58:49,590 --> 00:58:53,100
- They're at a hotel.
I got clothes for you,
1214
00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:54,293
stay here with us.
1215
00:58:55,210 --> 00:58:56,090
- Oh.
1216
00:58:56,090 --> 00:58:57,290
- Stay here.
1217
00:58:57,290 --> 00:58:58,880
I tell you what we gotta do though.
1218
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,690
We got to get outta here.
1219
00:59:00,690 --> 00:59:02,060
Gotta go to Wally World,
1220
00:59:02,060 --> 00:59:04,160
they gotta sale like nobody's business.
1221
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,672
I need to get some girdles and everything.
1222
00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:06,505
(all laughs)
1223
00:59:06,505 --> 00:59:07,600
- Well, I have you blocked in,
1224
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,230
so you're more than
welcome to take my car.
1225
00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:11,901
- Ohhhh, now that's real good of ya,
1226
00:59:11,901 --> 00:59:14,500
they acts a fool over there,
you know when they say...
1227
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:17,180
this is a holiday, you know
how the holiday sales are.
1228
00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:21,710
Girl, I may pick me up,
I mean a real good spanks
1229
00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:22,543
- I'll take that baby.
1230
00:59:22,543 --> 00:59:23,920
- Have you noticed I lost some weight?
1231
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:25,400
- I have, you look gorgeous.
1232
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,941
- Thank you.
(all laughing)
1233
00:59:26,941 --> 00:59:28,300
- I got two more bowels to move.
1234
00:59:33,579 --> 00:59:36,470
- Well, you sapsuckers get
on in here. Get the losin'.
1235
00:59:36,470 --> 00:59:39,493
Get the losin' started. Get
on over here. Get to it!
1236
00:59:42,522 --> 00:59:43,490
Whooo...
1237
00:59:43,490 --> 00:59:44,563
Jasmine okay?
1238
00:59:45,580 --> 00:59:47,910
- Yeah, she's at a girl's house, so I'll,
1239
00:59:47,910 --> 00:59:50,138
she'll be back later on tonight.
1240
00:59:50,138 --> 00:59:51,500
- I'm glad she's okay.
1241
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:53,540
- Yeah, well, I see Lisa's car's gone,
1242
00:59:53,540 --> 00:59:55,200
is mom and auntie still here?
1243
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,562
- Well your mama went shoppin'
1244
00:59:57,562 --> 00:59:59,320
and I don't smell Bengay around the house,
1245
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,322
so your aunt must be wit' her.
1246
01:00:01,322 --> 01:00:02,770
(laughing)
1247
01:00:02,770 --> 01:00:05,470
- Look here, we goin'
play some cards or what?
1248
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:07,960
- Yes and we'll wait
for Derek while we play.
1249
01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,990
- Yeah, when Chris gets
here, we'll get started.
1250
01:00:09,990 --> 01:00:13,260
- Chris!? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1251
01:00:13,260 --> 01:00:15,303
I ain't seen him in a month of Sundays.
1252
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:18,357
That boy was so jealous of you.
1253
01:00:18,357 --> 01:00:21,830
- Who Chris? Nah pops, come on man.
1254
01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:25,594
- Yeah, well, how is he?
Better yet, how's his breath?
1255
01:00:25,594 --> 01:00:26,960
(all laughs)
1256
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,200
Charlie, this boy breath was so bad,
1257
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,220
it's like he walked in wit a stranger
1258
01:00:31,220 --> 01:00:33,290
and sat him down next to you (chuckles).
1259
01:00:33,290 --> 01:00:35,230
You're like, "(sniff)
Ooohh Lord, who is this?"
1260
01:00:35,230 --> 01:00:36,680
- Crazy, you know that right?
- Yeah.
1261
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,650
- Chris is good, lives up
in the Hills right now,
1262
01:00:38,650 --> 01:00:39,483
- All yeah.
1263
01:00:39,483 --> 01:00:40,560
- it's good.
1264
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,830
- In the Hills with the rich folk. Yeah.
1265
01:00:43,830 --> 01:00:45,270
He still acting stuck up?
1266
01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:47,020
- Stuck up? Chris?
1267
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:50,520
- He act like a white woman
in the suburbs raised him.
1268
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:51,727
- Matter of fact, my boy's here right now,
1269
01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,020
what's up big dog?
- What's up brother?
1270
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:58,480
Hey man, hey Mr. Johnson!
Haven't seen you in a while.
1271
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,530
- Well, you see this.
1272
01:01:00,930 --> 01:01:04,067
I see you grown into that big
old head of yours (chuckles).
1273
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,600
Boy, I used to feel sorry for yo neck.
1274
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,693
It was like any minute (rope
breaking sound) (chuckles).
1275
01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:12,640
- Already goin' in man, he ain't changed.
1276
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,940
- Hey man, I'm cool, I
got to get thick skin.
1277
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:17,033
- Get this Spades goin' now.
1278
01:01:17,033 --> 01:01:19,509
- Look here, you ain't
said nothin' but a word,
1279
01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,470
now I'm ready to put in
a whooping on all y'all.
1280
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,870
We playing for money, right?
1281
01:01:25,050 --> 01:01:26,850
'Cause look here.
1282
01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,117
I am ready to double my social
security check (laughing)!
1283
01:01:32,290 --> 01:01:35,122
It ain't everyday, I get to
play with a rich NFL` player.
1284
01:01:35,122 --> 01:01:36,357
- So, that's what it's about unc?
1285
01:01:36,357 --> 01:01:38,350
You tryin to empty my pockets, man?
1286
01:01:38,350 --> 01:01:40,400
- Hell yes! Now, let's get it (laughing)!
1287
01:01:48,540 --> 01:01:51,157
- Empty the trash, ahhhh (chuckles) um.
1288
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,930
All right, come on, deal 'em.
1289
01:01:54,930 --> 01:01:58,560
- Wait, wait, wait, you
ain't gonna answer her texts?
1290
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,270
- Nope. Don't matter.
1291
01:02:00,270 --> 01:02:05,270
She goin' call regardless,
five, four, three, two.
1292
01:02:05,853 --> 01:02:08,436
(phone buzzes)
1293
01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:11,100
Hello?
1294
01:02:11,100 --> 01:02:12,690
Yes, Flo.
1295
01:02:12,690 --> 01:02:14,350
I sure will.
1296
01:02:14,350 --> 01:02:18,787
Upstairs? Um hm. Trouble?
All right. All right bye bye.
1297
01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:21,010
Whooo.
1298
01:02:21,010 --> 01:02:23,010
- Now how'd you know she was goin' call?
1299
01:02:24,070 --> 01:02:26,370
- Simple, I married a
black woman (chuckling).
1300
01:02:28,610 --> 01:02:31,629
- You need to get one of what I have.
1301
01:02:31,629 --> 01:02:32,462
- What is that?
1302
01:02:32,462 --> 01:02:34,360
I mean, is that a blow up doll?
1303
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,528
- (laughing)
1304
01:02:35,528 --> 01:02:37,283
I mean, just seems like you have trouble
1305
01:02:37,283 --> 01:02:38,760
gettin' the real thing.
1306
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,963
- Nah. Anything other than a black woman.
1307
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:50,509
- Boy, you better get out my
house, talkin' that crazy mess!
1308
01:02:50,509 --> 01:02:52,450
(laughing) Before I
come over this counter.
1309
01:02:52,450 --> 01:02:54,008
- Hurry on man!
1310
01:02:54,008 --> 01:02:55,220
Come on.
1311
01:02:55,220 --> 01:02:56,053
- Let's work.
1312
01:02:57,010 --> 01:02:58,910
Man, we ain't got all night, let's go!
1313
01:03:05,310 --> 01:03:06,770
Look at him lookin' scared.
1314
01:03:06,770 --> 01:03:07,820
- Take it like a man.
1315
01:03:10,450 --> 01:03:12,163
- Yeah, that's right.
1316
01:03:13,464 --> 01:03:15,136
- You bout to get knocked out!
1317
01:03:15,136 --> 01:03:17,601
- Yeah, let's get it.
- Yeah, we gone get you now.
1318
01:03:17,601 --> 01:03:19,830
- Yeah, you scared? You scared?
1319
01:03:19,830 --> 01:03:21,508
- What's good? What's good?
1320
01:03:21,508 --> 01:03:23,592
- Hit him, hit him!
1321
01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:24,691
- Yeah, you scared?
1322
01:03:24,691 --> 01:03:25,725
What you goin' do now?
1323
01:03:25,725 --> 01:03:27,453
- Aight, let's get it, come on!
1324
01:03:27,453 --> 01:03:28,286
- Get off me!
1325
01:03:28,286 --> 01:03:29,127
- Yeah, let's get him! Get him!
1326
01:03:29,127 --> 01:03:29,971
- Come on man!
1327
01:03:29,971 --> 01:03:31,090
- Aight!
1328
01:03:31,090 --> 01:03:34,260
- My lady would've never even
thought about interrupting me.
1329
01:03:34,260 --> 01:03:35,610
- What you say?
1330
01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,610
- She would've just taken
the trash out herself.
1331
01:03:38,610 --> 01:03:42,310
The only interruption, is
bringin' me an ice cold beer.
1332
01:03:42,310 --> 01:03:44,260
- Now he does have a point there, pops.
1333
01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,460
Certain women just get it, pops.
1334
01:03:48,460 --> 01:03:50,277
Now we men, so we real simple, right?
1335
01:03:50,277 --> 01:03:52,400
All we care about is women that can cook,
1336
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:56,466
give us peace of mind and great sex!
1337
01:03:56,466 --> 01:03:57,320
(chuckles)
1338
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,790
- Speaking of which,
they really know how...
1339
01:03:59,790 --> 01:04:02,280
- Wait, stop right there (laughing),
1340
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,030
I'm not goin' sit here and listen to this.
1341
01:04:04,030 --> 01:04:07,690
You ain't never been with
a black woman to compare!
1342
01:04:07,690 --> 01:04:09,447
- Man, I have!
1343
01:04:09,447 --> 01:04:11,200
- You have?
- I have.
1344
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,120
- He hasn't, 'cause everybody knows
1345
01:04:14,120 --> 01:04:17,477
that a sister puts it down,
all right (chuckling)?
1346
01:04:18,365 --> 01:04:20,710
And that's why your mama
got the championship ring.
1347
01:04:20,710 --> 01:04:22,280
I told you bout her!
- Sho nuff.
1348
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,220
On our wedding night, you hear me?
1349
01:04:24,220 --> 01:04:26,461
Yo mother backed that thing up on me like,
1350
01:04:26,461 --> 01:04:29,053
(brrrp)(brrrp)(brrrp) had me singing
1351
01:04:29,053 --> 01:04:32,336
♪ My, my, my, my, my... ♪
- And you goin' chime in unc?
1352
01:04:32,336 --> 01:04:33,169
Come on pops, stop.
1353
01:04:33,169 --> 01:04:34,910
- That's how good ya mama made me feel.
1354
01:04:34,910 --> 01:04:36,370
I'm talkin' about your mama, boy.
1355
01:04:36,370 --> 01:04:37,394
- I know you talkin' about her
1356
01:04:37,394 --> 01:04:39,370
and that's why I want you to stop.
1357
01:04:39,370 --> 01:04:41,470
'Cause look pops, times
have changed, right?
1358
01:04:41,470 --> 01:04:44,420
People have evolved
since your ancient era.
1359
01:04:44,420 --> 01:04:46,090
- No, no, son.
1360
01:04:46,090 --> 01:04:49,090
The problem is young people today,
1361
01:04:49,090 --> 01:04:51,330
believe whatever the media tells them.
1362
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,640
The media lies to us son.
1363
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,680
The media, they lie to us
every day to try to get us
1364
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,393
to do what they want us to do.
1365
01:05:01,490 --> 01:05:02,573
Like puppets.
1366
01:05:05,710 --> 01:05:10,710
We see it, we believe it.
Don't follow the crowd boys.
1367
01:05:12,636 --> 01:05:13,469
- AYE!
1368
01:05:15,589 --> 01:05:18,182
This yo boy, you go first!
1369
01:05:18,182 --> 01:05:19,559
- What's up!?
1370
01:05:19,559 --> 01:05:20,743
- Yeah! Let's go!
1371
01:05:20,743 --> 01:05:24,826
(gang proceeds to jump Derek in)
1372
01:05:37,959 --> 01:05:39,292
- That's enough.
1373
01:05:51,045 --> 01:05:54,295
(gang talking at once)
1374
01:06:19,516 --> 01:06:21,705
- Come on, I got you, man.
1375
01:06:21,705 --> 01:06:22,538
Come on.
1376
01:06:29,850 --> 01:06:33,180
- Okay, I hear you. Case and point,
1377
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,620
Jonas, remember the type of car
1378
01:06:34,620 --> 01:06:36,820
I drove in college?
- Yeah, little hoopty, Chevy
1379
01:06:36,820 --> 01:06:38,361
hatchback, yeah.
- (laughing),
1380
01:06:38,361 --> 01:06:39,194
yeah that.
1381
01:06:39,194 --> 01:06:43,480
Anyway, I was tryin to
holla at the sistas.
1382
01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:44,990
They didn't wanna talk to me,
1383
01:06:44,990 --> 01:06:46,670
because the type of car I drove.
1384
01:06:46,670 --> 01:06:49,270
- Wait a minute, wait, wait,
how'd you get your head,
1385
01:06:49,270 --> 01:06:51,555
yo big old head in that little bitty car?
1386
01:06:51,555 --> 01:06:52,983
- (laughing).
- Better yet, how'd you get
1387
01:06:52,983 --> 01:06:53,816
another brother
1388
01:06:53,816 --> 01:06:55,426
in the car wit' you?
- (laughing).
1389
01:06:55,426 --> 01:06:56,930
- Wasn't no room in the car, Charlie!
1390
01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,063
- Any way, I didn't have
a lot of money back then.
1391
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,100
I couldn't afford to take 'em places
1392
01:07:03,100 --> 01:07:05,210
and buy 'em expensive things
1393
01:07:05,210 --> 01:07:08,950
and they was always sayin'
stuff like you talk too white
1394
01:07:08,950 --> 01:07:13,123
or relax, you walk too stiff.
1395
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:16,233
- You do.
1396
01:07:16,233 --> 01:07:18,470
- Okay, okay, but look,
1397
01:07:18,470 --> 01:07:21,747
I was never black enough for the sistas.
1398
01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:29,393
So, guess what?
1399
01:07:30,970 --> 01:07:33,005
I stopped comin' their way.
1400
01:07:33,005 --> 01:07:36,749
- Yeah, yeah, get it all out, yeah.
1401
01:07:36,749 --> 01:07:37,858
Is that it?
1402
01:07:37,858 --> 01:07:40,200
- I don't know Johnny,
the boy kind of preachin'.
1403
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,380
Shut up Charlie!
1404
01:07:41,380 --> 01:07:44,893
- But, let me tell you
when my life changed.
1405
01:07:47,010 --> 01:07:49,003
When I started datin' other races.
1406
01:07:51,340 --> 01:07:54,150
They didn't ridicule me
for not having money.
1407
01:07:54,150 --> 01:07:57,206
In fact, they saw what I could become,
1408
01:07:57,206 --> 01:07:59,150
- What you could become?
1409
01:07:59,150 --> 01:08:00,983
- but when a brother made a come up,
1410
01:08:02,240 --> 01:08:03,893
started driving that Bentley,
1411
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,280
all the sistas wanted one.
1412
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:12,810
I'm like, "Oh, now you
wanna holla at a brotha."
1413
01:08:12,810 --> 01:08:13,713
It's too late!
1414
01:08:14,630 --> 01:08:17,633
I started throwing up my own stop sign.
1415
01:08:20,090 --> 01:08:22,590
- Boy, sit yo $5 butt down!
- (laughing).
1416
01:08:22,590 --> 01:08:24,162
- Boy, I'll make change on you.
1417
01:08:24,162 --> 01:08:27,416
- Okay!
- (laughing).
1418
01:08:27,416 --> 01:08:31,760
- Yeah boy, you are suffering
from Black Dateless Syndrome,
1419
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:33,040
that's all that is (chuckles).
1420
01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,546
- Look here, my office
hours are nine to five.
1421
01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:38,782
- (laughing) Maybe his
shirt's too tight, Charlie.
1422
01:08:38,782 --> 01:08:39,615
- (laughing).
1423
01:08:39,615 --> 01:08:42,610
- Boy I swear, does it snap
in the middle, like a leotard?
1424
01:08:42,610 --> 01:08:44,250
- Yeah, I think I saw one of his balls
1425
01:08:44,250 --> 01:08:45,728
hanging off to the side too.
1426
01:08:45,728 --> 01:08:47,764
- Ugh (laughing).
1427
01:08:47,764 --> 01:08:49,559
Ugh, ugh!
- (laughing).
1428
01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:52,229
- Man, don't worry about it.
- (laughing).
1429
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:54,830
- What you laughin' at?
With that goat shirt on.
1430
01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:57,120
Mariachi or somethin'
like that (indistinct).
1431
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,430
- Well, my sponsor pays
me to wear this shirt,
1432
01:08:58,430 --> 01:08:59,733
so it don't matter, sir.
1433
01:09:02,350 --> 01:09:06,389
- Anyway, I'm tellin' you, black love,
1434
01:09:06,389 --> 01:09:08,590
good black love still exists.
1435
01:09:08,590 --> 01:09:10,036
- Um hm.
1436
01:09:10,036 --> 01:09:13,375
- And look here, no woman is perfect
1437
01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:15,840
and there's good and bad in every race,
1438
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:17,941
but the problem with you young fellas is,
1439
01:09:17,941 --> 01:09:20,740
y'all's too busy following the trends!
1440
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,210
You need to get with a
woman that's good for you,
1441
01:09:23,210 --> 01:09:24,649
no matter what her race is.
1442
01:09:24,649 --> 01:09:28,190
- See your mother, I tell
ya, man, she was with me
1443
01:09:28,190 --> 01:09:31,300
when I didn't have two
nickels to rub together.
1444
01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:33,843
I couldn't even afford to
buy her a wedding ring.
1445
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:39,399
I take it in a string and I
tied it around her finger,
1446
01:09:39,399 --> 01:09:42,013
promised to buy her diamond ring someday.
1447
01:09:43,420 --> 01:09:45,490
Your mother wore that
string around her finger
1448
01:09:45,490 --> 01:09:48,420
proud all that time and never cared about
1449
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:50,473
what anybody had to say about it.
1450
01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:54,559
- Wait, wait, wait, pops, this story true?
1451
01:09:54,559 --> 01:09:55,930
- Huh?
- Huh? Is it true?
1452
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:56,763
- You mean...
1453
01:09:56,763 --> 01:09:57,900
Nah, nah, it wasn't true.
1454
01:09:57,900 --> 01:09:59,570
- Johnny, man dang!
- Come on pops, man!
1455
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:01,240
- You know what I'm saying?
1456
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,490
The point, listen to what I'm sayin'!
1457
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:03,730
The point is...
1458
01:10:05,639 --> 01:10:08,543
your mother is a good woman!
1459
01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:11,800
- Um hmm, Flo's a good
woman and she thick too.
1460
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:12,870
- Hey, watch your mouth.
1461
01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,930
Hey, that's enough about
my wife's onion, all right?
1462
01:10:14,930 --> 01:10:15,763
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1463
01:10:16,915 --> 01:10:20,170
- Now, at the end of the day, your mother,
1464
01:10:20,170 --> 01:10:23,710
she holds me down and
at the end of the day,
1465
01:10:23,710 --> 01:10:25,021
that's what every man needs.
1466
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:25,853
- Um hmm.
1467
01:10:25,853 --> 01:10:27,590
And you know, for years, black women
1468
01:10:27,590 --> 01:10:30,365
have been gettin' a bad
rap for bein' strong,
1469
01:10:30,365 --> 01:10:31,198
- Um.
1470
01:10:31,198 --> 01:10:33,280
- but most people fail to
realize why they needed to.
1471
01:10:33,280 --> 01:10:34,800
- Educate these youngsters, Charlie.
1472
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:37,960
- Um hmm, well look here, they
raisin' sons with no father.
1473
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:38,793
- Yes.
1474
01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:41,309
- We got 2 million imprisoned black men
1475
01:10:41,309 --> 01:10:42,700
and most with no fathers.
1476
01:10:42,700 --> 01:10:46,600
- That's right, Jay, you
always tryin' to get me
1477
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:48,660
to move out of this neighborhood.
1478
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:52,503
These young boys need us,
but I'll make you a deal.
1479
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:55,130
You build that community center,
1480
01:10:55,130 --> 01:10:59,610
you start those programs and
I'll entertain your offer
1481
01:10:59,610 --> 01:11:01,170
to buy me a house.
1482
01:11:01,170 --> 01:11:03,200
- Okay, that's a deal, pops.
1483
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:04,032
- All right.
1484
01:11:04,032 --> 01:11:05,180
- Hold up!
1485
01:11:05,180 --> 01:11:06,820
How did we get on this topic?
1486
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,320
- You, knucklehead (laughing)!
1487
01:11:09,522 --> 01:11:11,977
- You know what? You two failed to mention
1488
01:11:11,977 --> 01:11:14,980
the two most important
things in a relationship.
1489
01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:17,830
- Talk about it, Charlie.
- And that's love and respect.
1490
01:11:17,830 --> 01:11:18,860
- Yes, sir.
1491
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:22,109
Now for a woman's got those two things,
1492
01:11:22,109 --> 01:11:23,959
oohh Lord, she'll do anything to you.
1493
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:27,100
- Charlie, you mean
anything for you, right?
1494
01:11:27,100 --> 01:11:27,933
- Yeah, that's what I meant.
1495
01:11:27,933 --> 01:11:29,230
- Yes.
- (chuckling).
1496
01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:30,900
- Now Jonas, look here.
1497
01:11:30,900 --> 01:11:33,500
I saw how you was lookin' at Lisa earlier.
1498
01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:35,870
- Yeah, yeah, I had to
keep my eye on Jesus
1499
01:11:35,870 --> 01:11:36,829
when she walked in.
1500
01:11:36,829 --> 01:11:38,502
- Whhoooo, oooohhhh, ooohhh,
1501
01:11:38,502 --> 01:11:40,202
little sweet tenderoni (laughing)!
1502
01:11:41,492 --> 01:11:43,360
- Yeah, she's still lookin' good, man,
1503
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:46,450
but look, she left me.
I mean just disappeared.
1504
01:11:46,450 --> 01:11:47,960
- Well, what did you do?
1505
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,180
- Pops to this day I have no idea, man.
1506
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:53,139
- Wait, am I missing something?
1507
01:11:53,139 --> 01:11:54,210
Lisa's in town?
1508
01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:56,147
- Yeah and she looks amazing man
1509
01:11:56,147 --> 01:11:57,280
and the cold part about it,
1510
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:59,030
I couldn't even hide it from Jasmine.
1511
01:11:59,030 --> 01:12:02,164
- Sounds like y'all got
unfinished business.
1512
01:12:02,164 --> 01:12:05,100
- (chuckles) Yep, you still love Lisa?
1513
01:12:05,100 --> 01:12:09,127
- Why would he go back to
Lisa? Remember she left him.
1514
01:12:10,040 --> 01:12:12,760
- All right, y'all ain't
tryin' to play no cards.
1515
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,530
Listen, I'm startin'
to feel like Dr. Phil.
1516
01:12:15,530 --> 01:12:17,230
I'm goin' to bed
1517
01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:19,397
and Derek better get
his butt in this house.
1518
01:12:19,397 --> 01:12:20,980
- Wait, now I still need to deduct
1519
01:12:20,980 --> 01:12:22,430
my social security check now!
1520
01:12:25,130 --> 01:12:27,493
- I know you're not
seriously considering this.
1521
01:12:28,546 --> 01:12:30,309
- Aye man, I owe it to
myself to see what happened
1522
01:12:30,309 --> 01:12:32,530
between us and if they're
still something between us.
1523
01:12:32,530 --> 01:12:37,020
- No man, she had a chance
bro, a woman like Lisa,
1524
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:39,059
she doesn't deserve men like us.
1525
01:12:39,059 --> 01:12:41,889
- Hold on, why do you care who I'm with?
1526
01:12:41,889 --> 01:12:43,980
- Come on Jay, man,
1527
01:12:43,980 --> 01:12:45,780
I just don't wanna see you get hurt.
1528
01:12:47,410 --> 01:12:48,243
- I respect that
1529
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,820
- Yo Jay, what happened to D, man?
1530
01:12:58,770 --> 01:13:00,793
- Ayo pops! Pops!
1531
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,150
- What happened Jay?
1532
01:13:03,150 --> 01:13:06,120
- Derek, what happened to my son!?
1533
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,477
I'm not gonna ask you again,
1534
01:13:07,477 --> 01:13:08,895
what happened to my son!?
1535
01:13:08,895 --> 01:13:10,093
- It was a gang initiation!
1536
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:14,460
- Got you lil bro.
- Come on Flo, answer the
1537
01:13:14,460 --> 01:13:15,293
phone.
1538
01:13:15,293 --> 01:13:16,950
Answer the phone!
1539
01:13:16,950 --> 01:13:19,270
- Yo Chris, need you to hold
the spot down for me, man.
1540
01:13:19,270 --> 01:13:20,103
- I got you.
1541
01:13:20,103 --> 01:13:22,210
- Anybody call, we at
the Bayview Hospital.
1542
01:13:22,210 --> 01:13:23,950
- Somethin' bad happened to Derek!
1543
01:13:23,950 --> 01:13:26,250
Meet us at the at the Bayview Hospital!
1544
01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:27,713
- You're goin' be all right, dog.
1545
01:13:38,555 --> 01:13:40,472
- Oh man, this place...
1546
01:14:03,367 --> 01:14:05,617
- Mama Johnson is that you?
1547
01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:08,633
Who's there?
1548
01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,693
- It's Chris.
1549
01:14:12,700 --> 01:14:14,969
Lisa!? Is that you?
1550
01:14:14,969 --> 01:14:16,230
- Chris? What are you doing here?
1551
01:14:16,230 --> 01:14:18,620
- I can ask you the same.
1552
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,702
- I was upstairs taking a
nap when I heard noises.
1553
01:14:21,702 --> 01:14:22,840
I wasn't expecting to see you here.
1554
01:14:22,840 --> 01:14:24,809
- I bet you weren't,
1555
01:14:24,809 --> 01:14:26,930
I reached out to you a few times, but...
1556
01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,230
- Where is everyone?
1557
01:14:29,230 --> 01:14:32,410
- You mean Jay, Jasmine
(indistinct) for something,
1558
01:14:32,410 --> 01:14:34,683
but everyone else, I'm not sure.
1559
01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:39,814
- Okay, it's gettin' late, I'ma
go turn it in for the night.
1560
01:14:39,814 --> 01:14:41,490
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1561
01:14:41,490 --> 01:14:44,000
You don't gotta be so quick to leave.
1562
01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:45,300
Why don't you stay and you know,
1563
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:47,150
keep me company til everyone returns?
1564
01:14:48,570 --> 01:14:51,943
- Why Chris? Remember? I was
never good enough for Jonas.
1565
01:14:52,780 --> 01:14:53,612
- Hmm.
1566
01:14:53,612 --> 01:14:57,120
You remembered that. We were kids,
1567
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,830
let's leave the past in the past.
1568
01:14:58,830 --> 01:15:02,143
Besides, I was just tryin'
to protect you from Jay.
1569
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:07,469
- Derek! Hang in there Derek!
We got you man! Hang in there!
1570
01:15:07,469 --> 01:15:09,450
Go! Hurry up! Go! Go!
1571
01:15:09,450 --> 01:15:10,800
- Go home and wait for your mama,
1572
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,360
just in case she doesn't get my message.
1573
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:13,193
- Okay.
1574
01:15:13,193 --> 01:15:15,163
- Derek, hold on, son. Hold on now.
1575
01:15:16,160 --> 01:15:19,937
Pull up right here in the
front, right here in the front!
1576
01:16:01,100 --> 01:16:02,889
- And I'm supposed to thank you?
1577
01:16:02,889 --> 01:16:05,100
And why the hell you keep
sending pictures to my DM's?
1578
01:16:05,100 --> 01:16:06,593
'Cause we're not friends!
1579
01:16:06,593 --> 01:16:10,600
- I did what I did for
you. You a sweet girl.
1580
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,080
- What are you doin'?
1581
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,570
- Remember, I liked you first,
Jay just got in the way.
1582
01:16:15,570 --> 01:16:17,870
I guess you like that
football star type, huh?
1583
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:22,309
Back then I was just this tall,
skinny kid wit' a big head,
1584
01:16:22,309 --> 01:16:25,260
but I'm all grown up now.
1585
01:16:25,260 --> 01:16:29,397
- Um and clearly I see you've
grown into your big ego too.
1586
01:16:29,397 --> 01:16:31,282
- And a bank account to match it.
1587
01:16:32,700 --> 01:16:34,760
I see the way you be lookin' at me.
1588
01:16:34,760 --> 01:16:36,570
- I'm looking? Nah, see you got it all..
1589
01:16:36,570 --> 01:16:39,393
- Wrong? I don't think so.
1590
01:16:41,770 --> 01:16:44,700
This is a time for us
to finally be together.
1591
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,860
I don't see what you saw in Jay, anyway.
1592
01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:50,280
- What? Be together, nah
Chris, see now you trippin.
1593
01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:53,883
- Look, I was the one
deserving of you, not Jay.
1594
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:59,693
Everything was given to him
and he never appreciated it.
1595
01:17:01,590 --> 01:17:03,290
- I've never felt that way about you.
1596
01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:06,889
It's always been about
Jonas, never about you.
1597
01:17:06,889 --> 01:17:11,889
- Jonas, Jonas, Jonas.
I'm so tired of that name.
1598
01:17:13,850 --> 01:17:15,853
- Leave now and maybe I won't tell him
1599
01:17:15,853 --> 01:17:18,020
what his supposedly best friend said.
1600
01:17:18,020 --> 01:17:20,750
- FORGET JAY! You know you want this!
1601
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:21,800
- What!?
1602
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,633
Chris, no!
1603
01:17:23,990 --> 01:17:25,889
- Lord, I'm so glad I charged up my phone,
1604
01:17:25,889 --> 01:17:28,690
I would've never gotten
that message from Johnny!
1605
01:17:28,690 --> 01:17:29,639
Oh God (panicking)!
1606
01:17:30,547 --> 01:17:33,050
- [Passenger] Now, I lay me
down to sleep, I pray the Lord
1607
01:17:33,050 --> 01:17:34,448
my soul to keep.
1608
01:17:34,448 --> 01:17:37,280
Lord, (indistinct)!
1609
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:39,240
- I'll take what I want,
1610
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,793
rather you wanna give it to me or not.
1611
01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:45,730
Go ahead, go ahead. Beg for it.
1612
01:17:45,730 --> 01:17:46,733
- Chris stop!
1613
01:17:49,740 --> 01:17:52,133
- Go ahead, beg for it.
1614
01:17:53,733 --> 01:17:56,433
- You trippin'.
- I'll like it even more.
1615
01:17:56,433 --> 01:17:57,540
- Get off of me!
- I can't stand women
1616
01:17:57,540 --> 01:17:58,373
like you!
1617
01:17:59,611 --> 01:18:01,730
Think you're too good for a brother!
1618
01:18:01,730 --> 01:18:02,920
- Chris, think about what you're doing,
1619
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:04,580
you're making a big mistake.
1620
01:18:04,580 --> 01:18:05,859
Someone can walk in here, anyone.
1621
01:18:05,859 --> 01:18:07,250
- SO!!
1622
01:18:07,250 --> 01:18:11,943
No one's gonna believe you!
It's my word, against yours!
1623
01:18:13,584 --> 01:18:14,629
- Chris stop!
1624
01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:17,530
Chris stop it, what are you doing?
1625
01:18:17,530 --> 01:18:19,330
- Hey man! The hell's goin' on in here!?
1626
01:18:19,330 --> 01:18:20,570
- He tried to rape me!
1627
01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:21,800
- Tried to rape you?
What's wrong wit' you!
1628
01:18:21,800 --> 01:18:23,737
- Man, ain't nobody try to rape that girl!
1629
01:18:23,737 --> 01:18:25,570
- Time for you to leave, Chris.
1630
01:18:25,570 --> 01:18:27,530
- So it's like that, man?
1631
01:18:27,530 --> 01:18:28,940
You just gonna believe her?
- Hey hey! One thing I know
1632
01:18:28,940 --> 01:18:31,202
about Lisa, she ain't a liar, dude!
1633
01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:35,853
- So, it's like that?
- Yeah, it's like that.
1634
01:18:36,858 --> 01:18:38,050
All this damn time, you've
been tryin' to make me
1635
01:18:38,050 --> 01:18:39,520
stray away from Lisa, huh?
1636
01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,120
Tryin' to block what God has had for me
1637
01:18:41,120 --> 01:18:42,883
this whole time, right?
1638
01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:47,969
- You know what you know?
You know I loved her first.
1639
01:18:47,969 --> 01:18:49,070
- Huh?
1640
01:18:49,070 --> 01:18:51,719
- All through high school and college.
1641
01:18:51,719 --> 01:18:54,963
Man, you had the best
girls, the nicest cars,
1642
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,463
everything came so easy to Jonas.
1643
01:19:00,070 --> 01:19:01,430
I was just 'posed to sit around
1644
01:19:01,430 --> 01:19:03,440
and get yo sloppy seconds,
1645
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:07,790
but you know what, man,
she ain't all that anyway.
1646
01:19:07,790 --> 01:19:09,820
- Okay, leave now before
I call the police!
1647
01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:11,020
- All right (chuckling).
1648
01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:14,124
- Hey, you okay?
1649
01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:14,957
- Yeah, (indistinct).
1650
01:19:14,957 --> 01:19:18,957
- Aye (chuckling), before I go,
1651
01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:26,688
you ever wonder why
Lisa broke up with you?
1652
01:19:26,688 --> 01:19:30,500
I would know, because I set it all up.
1653
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:32,448
- Chris, what are you
doing? Don't do this.
1654
01:19:32,448 --> 01:19:33,990
- (laughing).
- What are you talking about?
1655
01:19:33,990 --> 01:19:37,219
- Nothing Chris, please.
- Sweet Jasmine, glad you
1656
01:19:37,219 --> 01:19:40,027
could make it, aye, we're all here
1657
01:19:40,027 --> 01:19:41,430
and they need to know.
1658
01:19:41,430 --> 01:19:42,621
- He doesn't need to know.
1659
01:19:42,621 --> 01:19:43,650
- I don't need to know what Jasmine?
1660
01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:45,916
- Nothing, Chris, please...
- Get!
1661
01:19:45,916 --> 01:19:47,350
- No.
- What!?
1662
01:19:47,350 --> 01:19:50,230
You like stories? I got
a doozy for you, bro.
1663
01:19:50,230 --> 01:19:51,710
- Yeah, okay.
1664
01:19:51,710 --> 01:19:53,073
- Once upon a time,
1665
01:19:54,050 --> 01:19:57,240
I paid a girl to be in
your apartment naked,
1666
01:19:57,240 --> 01:20:02,240
then I called Lisa, and I
told Lisa to come to your room
1667
01:20:02,790 --> 01:20:07,790
and when Lisa got there,
sweet Jasmine was there.
1668
01:20:08,090 --> 01:20:10,907
She answered the door butt
ass naked (chuckling).
1669
01:20:12,050 --> 01:20:12,900
- Jasmine!?
1670
01:20:12,900 --> 01:20:14,740
- So, that's where I know you from?
1671
01:20:14,740 --> 01:20:17,850
- (chuckling) Just a little confession
1672
01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:21,663
before we part ways, brother.
1673
01:20:21,663 --> 01:20:24,200
- No, he's not worth it! he's not worth it
1674
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:27,793
- Jonas, I'm sorry you
had to find out like this.
1675
01:20:29,180 --> 01:20:30,730
You supposed to be my man, huh?
1676
01:20:31,820 --> 01:20:33,650
How are y'all goin' do this to me?
1677
01:20:33,650 --> 01:20:36,230
After all I did for you and you, huh!?
1678
01:20:37,340 --> 01:20:40,070
- Jasmine ain't nothing but a gold digger.
1679
01:20:40,070 --> 01:20:45,070
As for me, I got tired of
seeing everything go your way.
1680
01:20:45,210 --> 01:20:49,396
Then you not giving a damn
about no one, but yoself.
1681
01:20:49,396 --> 01:20:51,860
- Jonas, I was that person back
then, but I'm different now.
1682
01:20:51,860 --> 01:20:53,492
I do love you.
- (laughing)
1683
01:20:53,492 --> 01:20:55,173
- I do.
- Love, love.
1684
01:20:56,170 --> 01:20:57,290
Is that the same love
1685
01:20:57,290 --> 01:20:59,553
that just had you in
my bed earlier tonight?
1686
01:21:01,080 --> 01:21:04,040
- You know you've been
bribing me since college.
1687
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:05,420
Jonas, I do love you.
1688
01:21:05,420 --> 01:21:06,840
- Look,
- I do.
1689
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:10,120
- Has he told you that he
lost his $40 million contract
1690
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:11,940
when he hurt himself?
1691
01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:13,833
Hey, still love him?
1692
01:21:15,219 --> 01:21:17,577
I bet you ain't even told
your family, did you?
1693
01:21:21,276 --> 01:21:25,609
(clapping) The great Jonas Johnson.
1694
01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:30,860
How does it feel to be tossed aside?
1695
01:21:30,860 --> 01:21:32,460
- Feels like I'm the same
1696
01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:34,570
and you'll never be like
me on your best day.
1697
01:21:34,570 --> 01:21:38,763
So, on my mama, you better
get outta here dude!
1698
01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:43,763
- (chuckles) All right, I'll
leave, but hey, before I go.
1699
01:21:46,910 --> 01:21:49,993
I told you I've been with a black woman.
1700
01:21:54,530 --> 01:21:55,362
- I'm sorry.
1701
01:21:56,219 --> 01:21:57,053
- Let's GO!
1702
01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:59,452
- Goodbye Jasmine.
1703
01:22:02,139 --> 01:22:03,680
No, no, no, no, no, baby, baby, it's over.
1704
01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:04,513
They're out of our lives.
1705
01:22:04,513 --> 01:22:07,350
They're out of our lives, all right?
1706
01:22:07,350 --> 01:22:09,370
Whoa, whoa, whoa, but how are you?
1707
01:22:09,370 --> 01:22:10,389
All right, did he hurt you?
1708
01:22:10,389 --> 01:22:13,110
- No, I'm fine.
- Huh?
1709
01:22:23,070 --> 01:22:24,139
- Go slow.
1710
01:22:24,139 --> 01:22:25,897
- You okay little man?
1711
01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:26,730
- I'm a G.
1712
01:22:28,410 --> 01:22:32,469
- Doctor said he'll be fine,
just minor cuts and bruises.
1713
01:22:32,469 --> 01:22:33,370
- Let me help you.
1714
01:22:35,219 --> 01:22:36,303
You a G, huh?
1715
01:22:37,857 --> 01:22:39,743
- Easy now, easy.
1716
01:22:39,743 --> 01:22:41,130
I got you, all right.
1717
01:22:41,130 --> 01:22:42,532
- You two need to talk.
1718
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:45,440
Now I've had my say in the matter.
1719
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,440
- Yes ma'am.
1720
01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:48,666
- Lisa a lot's been goin' on
tonight, baby I'll fill you in.
1721
01:22:48,666 --> 01:22:49,950
Are you still stayin' with us?
1722
01:22:49,950 --> 01:22:52,903
- Yes ma'am, I completely understand.
1723
01:22:54,630 --> 01:22:56,730
I'll leave you all to talk, okay?
1724
01:22:56,730 --> 01:22:57,739
Have a good night.
1725
01:22:57,739 --> 01:22:58,700
- Goodnight, I'll see you tomorrow.
1726
01:22:58,700 --> 01:23:01,813
- Son, I meant what I said.
1727
01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:05,773
I love you, son.
1728
01:23:07,927 --> 01:23:08,817
I love you, son.
1729
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:10,809
- I love you too pops.
1730
01:23:10,809 --> 01:23:13,202
- Hey pops, what about
that three second rule?
1731
01:23:17,010 --> 01:23:20,763
- That rule no longer
applies to either of my boys,
1732
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,007
come here, now.
1733
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:36,870
Flo, I've got something that
I need to go and handle.
1734
01:23:36,870 --> 01:23:37,702
- Johnny...
1735
01:23:37,702 --> 01:23:39,103
- But, I will be back shortly.
1736
01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:43,960
Goodnight everybody.
- Johnny, please, please,
1737
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:45,013
be careful.
1738
01:23:46,940 --> 01:23:49,741
- Hey I'm goin' wit' you pops.
- Oh my God.
1739
01:23:49,741 --> 01:23:51,080
- Goodnight fellas.
- All right now.
1740
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:51,937
- Oh God, please.
1741
01:23:51,937 --> 01:23:53,207
Jesus, please, please.
- Ay pops, can you change
1742
01:23:53,207 --> 01:23:54,040
your shirt?
1743
01:23:54,040 --> 01:23:55,106
Can't go in the hood with this shirt on.
1744
01:23:55,106 --> 01:23:56,693
- Flo, it's goin' be all right Flo.
1745
01:23:56,693 --> 01:23:58,960
Flo, it's goin' be all right.
- Oh God, oh God, oh God.
1746
01:23:59,927 --> 01:24:02,580
- Derek, you need anything, baby?
1747
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:04,490
- No, Auntie, I'm fine.
1748
01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:06,796
- Are you sure there? Looka there. Jesus.
1749
01:24:06,796 --> 01:24:07,860
- I'm gonna go to bed, actually.
1750
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:10,882
- Baby, you got to be
more careful, look here.
1751
01:24:10,882 --> 01:24:11,715
- I got it, I got it.
1752
01:24:12,642 --> 01:24:14,000
- You good? Um.
1753
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,320
- Sure you're okay?
1754
01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:16,153
- I am Charlie.
1755
01:24:17,070 --> 01:24:18,559
- Let me help him a little bit.
1756
01:24:18,559 --> 01:24:20,280
Lord baby, obviously...
1757
01:24:20,280 --> 01:24:21,730
- You guys have a good night.
1758
01:24:28,020 --> 01:24:31,380
- Get some rest now, go
ahead, go in your room.
1759
01:24:31,380 --> 01:24:36,380
Don't come back down. Jesus,
um, um, um, um. I tell ya.
1760
01:24:39,349 --> 01:24:40,766
Charlie, come on.
1761
01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,250
(whispering) Come on up here.
1762
01:24:43,250 --> 01:24:44,719
- Oh yeah, it's gettin' late!
1763
01:24:44,719 --> 01:24:47,380
- Yes it is, it's gettin very late.
1764
01:24:47,380 --> 01:24:48,740
- I better go too.
1765
01:24:48,740 --> 01:24:51,180
- You call, go ahead now.
1766
01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:53,219
Go ahead Charlie, I'll see you tomorrow.
1767
01:24:53,219 --> 01:24:54,340
- See y'all later.
1768
01:24:54,340 --> 01:24:59,107
- Come on Charlie, shhhh,
come on. Be quiet, shhhh.
1769
01:25:00,277 --> 01:25:02,057
Get you some (indistinct).
1770
01:25:02,057 --> 01:25:05,307
(Hip hop music begins)
1771
01:25:20,626 --> 01:25:23,293
(knock on door)
1772
01:25:24,178 --> 01:25:25,011
- Door like this?
1773
01:25:25,011 --> 01:25:26,588
- Man, what the...
- Who's this?
1774
01:25:26,588 --> 01:25:28,090
(knock on door)
1775
01:25:28,090 --> 01:25:29,257
- Who is that?
1776
01:25:32,110 --> 01:25:33,233
- Stand down.
1777
01:25:38,709 --> 01:25:41,170
What's up wit you two? We cool?
1778
01:25:41,170 --> 01:25:43,040
- That's yet to be determined,
1779
01:25:43,040 --> 01:25:44,760
- I think you know why we're here, right?
1780
01:25:44,760 --> 01:25:46,400
Y'all jumped my little brother.
1781
01:25:46,400 --> 01:25:48,160
- (laughing)
1782
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,853
- Oh, that's funny to you, huh?
1783
01:25:52,544 --> 01:25:54,553
- Well, if it ain't Mr. NFL himself.
1784
01:25:55,627 --> 01:25:58,130
You two got some heart comin' in here.
1785
01:25:58,130 --> 01:26:00,130
I could blow your brains out right here!
1786
01:26:01,240 --> 01:26:03,250
- Boy, you don't scare me.
1787
01:26:03,250 --> 01:26:04,969
Now, I know your daddy.
1788
01:26:04,969 --> 01:26:07,080
We was boys before he went off to prison
1789
01:26:07,080 --> 01:26:09,290
to serve a life sentence.
1790
01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:13,300
Now, you can shoot me, but what
is that going to accomplish?
1791
01:26:13,300 --> 01:26:15,851
You wanna die in prison like your father?
1792
01:26:15,851 --> 01:26:16,684
- (chuckles).
1793
01:26:16,684 --> 01:26:18,850
- Now, I know why you're angry, son.
1794
01:26:18,850 --> 01:26:20,450
I know why all of you are angry,
1795
01:26:21,570 --> 01:26:25,963
but you can't let the sins
of your father become yours!
1796
01:26:27,712 --> 01:26:29,097
- Don't come in here actin'
like you understand us
1797
01:26:29,097 --> 01:26:32,323
or better than us, especially you Mr. NFL!
1798
01:26:36,930 --> 01:26:38,690
I should just blow your head off!
1799
01:26:38,690 --> 01:26:40,290
You don't care nothin' about us.
1800
01:26:40,290 --> 01:26:41,867
You donate some tennis
shoes around Christmas.
1801
01:26:41,867 --> 01:26:44,700
and you think that makes it right?
1802
01:26:49,690 --> 01:26:50,930
- Now, wait a minute, boy,
I'm not goin' just let you...
1803
01:26:50,930 --> 01:26:54,233
- Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
it's okay, pops. I got it.
1804
01:26:59,350 --> 01:27:02,710
Yeah, you goin' shoot me, Boog? Hmm?
1805
01:27:02,710 --> 01:27:03,830
Pull the trigger,
1806
01:27:03,830 --> 01:27:06,303
'cause I ain't afraid to
die what I believe in.
1807
01:27:07,455 --> 01:27:08,600
- What you believe in!?
- Yeah.
1808
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,670
- And, what you believe in, huh?
1809
01:27:10,670 --> 01:27:11,690
- My family...
1810
01:27:14,210 --> 01:27:18,817
and you, Boog, yeah and everybody in here
1811
01:27:19,857 --> 01:27:24,833
and I believe, we stop killin'
each other and work together.
1812
01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:31,270
We can make things happen,
man. That's what I believe.
1813
01:27:31,270 --> 01:27:32,280
- How are we goin' to do that!?
1814
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:34,430
- First by you takin'
that gun out by head.
1815
01:27:37,090 --> 01:27:39,823
And let's chop it up, I got you.
1816
01:27:44,860 --> 01:27:46,559
- We don't need no empty promises.
1817
01:27:47,410 --> 01:27:49,230
That's all people ever done is lied to us.
1818
01:27:49,230 --> 01:27:51,910
- Ay, it's me, you got my word
1819
01:27:51,910 --> 01:27:53,059
and I'ma listen to you.
1820
01:27:54,323 --> 01:27:55,690
Now, tell me what we need.
1821
01:27:55,690 --> 01:27:59,323
I wanna change this world,
let's start wit' our hood.
1822
01:27:59,323 --> 01:28:00,313
What we need?
1823
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,993
- We'll see, we'll chop it up.
1824
01:28:05,993 --> 01:28:07,400
- All right, that's my word.
1825
01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:08,233
- All right.
1826
01:28:10,175 --> 01:28:12,143
- Aight, let's go pops.
1827
01:28:20,090 --> 01:28:23,173
(upbeat music plays)
1828
01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:50,107
- Charlie, now I'm not a loose woman,
1829
01:28:50,107 --> 01:28:53,139
but I am havin' a loose moment.
1830
01:28:53,139 --> 01:28:56,111
- Well, I'm goin' do my
best to break yo back!
1831
01:28:56,111 --> 01:28:57,645
- Oooohhhh oooohhh ooohhh
- (laughing).
1832
01:28:57,645 --> 01:28:59,967
- Now my back been broke, years ago!
1833
01:29:10,590 --> 01:29:12,630
- So you...
- So you...
1834
01:29:12,630 --> 01:29:14,580
- come on, sit down, you go first babe.
1835
01:29:16,300 --> 01:29:17,133
Just relax.
1836
01:29:25,910 --> 01:29:28,139
- Why didn't you come for me?
1837
01:29:29,993 --> 01:29:32,862
I know I made it virtually
impossible for you to find me,
1838
01:29:34,004 --> 01:29:36,154
but I believe that love
always finds a way.
1839
01:29:38,889 --> 01:29:40,903
- We found each other now, right?
1840
01:29:42,303 --> 01:29:44,160
'Cause we're here right now
1841
01:29:44,160 --> 01:29:45,410
and if any constellation,
1842
01:29:46,559 --> 01:29:48,373
Lisa I thought about you every day.
1843
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:50,920
It was just my foolish pride
1844
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:52,820
that stopped me from coming after you.
1845
01:29:54,630 --> 01:29:56,180
- You're engaged to be married.
1846
01:29:57,171 --> 01:29:59,230
- Yeah, well, Aunt B was right,
1847
01:29:59,230 --> 01:30:00,663
Jasmine never had my heart,
1848
01:30:01,600 --> 01:30:04,563
I mean, truth be told no one
can ever take your place.
1849
01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:10,320
- I don't know if my heart...
1850
01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:12,210
risk being broken.
1851
01:30:12,210 --> 01:30:13,043
- Mine either.
1852
01:30:14,130 --> 01:30:16,660
Lisa I was devastated when you left,
1853
01:30:16,660 --> 01:30:18,600
but what remained constant.
1854
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:19,723
Was my love for you.
1855
01:30:21,080 --> 01:30:23,103
Woman, I love you more than I ever have.
1856
01:30:25,469 --> 01:30:27,570
I'm mature enough now to
deal with my feelings,
1857
01:30:27,570 --> 01:30:28,583
I wasn't back then.
1858
01:30:34,540 --> 01:30:35,623
- I'm scared.
1859
01:30:36,718 --> 01:30:37,678
- I know.
1860
01:30:37,678 --> 01:30:40,511
(R&B music plays)
1861
01:31:23,977 --> 01:31:25,227
- Go from here?
1862
01:31:29,680 --> 01:31:31,263
- Let's figure it out another day.
1863
01:31:35,300 --> 01:31:36,889
What I need to know...
1864
01:31:36,889 --> 01:31:39,045
- I'm (indistinct) (chuckles).
1865
01:31:39,045 --> 01:31:41,878
(R&B music plays)
1866
01:31:57,370 --> 01:31:59,370
- And what's it come to?
1867
01:31:59,370 --> 01:32:01,678
A hot glorified mess.
1868
01:32:01,678 --> 01:32:04,910
Son, you hurt me when you
said we embarrassed you.
1869
01:32:04,910 --> 01:32:07,910
We sacrificed everything so
that you could be where you are.
1870
01:32:10,050 --> 01:32:10,883
- You did, ma.
1871
01:32:12,249 --> 01:32:14,889
- But you don't want
nobody that looks like me.
1872
01:32:14,889 --> 01:32:17,362
Son, just who am I to you?
1873
01:32:18,361 --> 01:32:21,420
- Ma, I wasn't sayin' that about you, ma.
1874
01:32:21,420 --> 01:32:22,420
- You don't have to.
1875
01:32:23,428 --> 01:32:24,844
Your actions did.
1876
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:44,300
- Good morning, ma.
1877
01:32:44,350 --> 01:32:47,483
- Morning son, you're up mighty early.
1878
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:55,020
- I wanna apologize
1879
01:32:56,665 --> 01:32:57,777
for not being here
1880
01:32:59,663 --> 01:33:02,023
and the way I treated
you throughout the years.
1881
01:33:06,350 --> 01:33:07,600
Ma, look at me.
1882
01:33:12,462 --> 01:33:13,295
Ma.
1883
01:33:16,093 --> 01:33:18,143
I wish you would've told me you was sick.
1884
01:33:21,014 --> 01:33:22,615
- I didn't wanna worry you, son.
1885
01:33:34,860 --> 01:33:36,317
- She reminded me of you.
1886
01:33:40,130 --> 01:33:42,463
- Who are you talkin' about?
1887
01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:45,383
- A long time ago,
1888
01:33:47,150 --> 01:33:49,573
I did choose a woman just like you,
1889
01:33:52,780 --> 01:33:57,323
Lisa, but she hurt me, ma.
1890
01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:03,630
Yeah, Lisa
1891
01:34:05,969 --> 01:34:08,257
has every quality I love about you.
1892
01:34:13,486 --> 01:34:15,903
- I knew she is a good woman.
1893
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:20,303
- So it wasn't you, it was Lisa.
1894
01:34:22,905 --> 01:34:27,905
(indistinct), you, reminded
me of everything about Lisa
1895
01:34:27,910 --> 01:34:29,200
that was familiar to us
1896
01:34:32,400 --> 01:34:33,683
and that hurt.
1897
01:34:36,110 --> 01:34:37,889
That's why I didn't stay.
1898
01:34:42,687 --> 01:34:44,187
But I never meant to hurt you.
1899
01:34:47,260 --> 01:34:48,093
- I know, son.
1900
01:34:49,838 --> 01:34:52,433
I want you to know I'm proud of you.
1901
01:34:54,391 --> 01:34:56,558
My baby is back.
1902
01:34:56,558 --> 01:34:58,463
- (chuckles) Yes I am.
1903
01:35:00,469 --> 01:35:01,373
Yes I am.
1904
01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:07,153
You, I love you.
- I love you too, baby.
1905
01:35:08,080 --> 01:35:11,097
- You still the most beautiful
woman in the world to me.
1906
01:35:11,097 --> 01:35:13,294
- I know (chuckling).
1907
01:35:13,294 --> 01:35:15,020
So come on, help me make these pancakes
1908
01:35:15,020 --> 01:35:16,530
like we did back in the day.
1909
01:35:16,530 --> 01:35:18,260
- Sure, if only you're making your famous
1910
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:19,588
blueberry pancakes.
1911
01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:22,389
- You better know it honey,
that's you and Derek's favorite.
1912
01:35:22,389 --> 01:35:23,822
- Yeah.
1913
01:35:23,822 --> 01:35:25,401
- All right?
- All right.
1914
01:35:25,401 --> 01:35:27,843
- Start off with some flour
and sugar and baking powder.
1915
01:35:36,940 --> 01:35:39,357
- Woman, don't start nothin'!
1916
01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:41,844
Only brought one pill with me.
1917
01:35:41,844 --> 01:35:44,374
- (whispering) Oh, I got
a stash (indistinct).
1918
01:35:44,374 --> 01:35:45,707
- What?
- (chuckling).
1919
01:35:45,707 --> 01:35:47,180
- Shhhh.
1920
01:35:47,180 --> 01:35:48,013
- Shhhh.
1921
01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:52,517
(whispering)
1922
01:35:59,476 --> 01:36:00,710
- (clears throat)
1923
01:36:00,710 --> 01:36:02,757
- Heyyyy! Charlie!
- Hey!
1924
01:36:02,757 --> 01:36:05,740
Hey, look at Charlie, Charlie, hey,
1925
01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:07,780
you just came here, just today.
1926
01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:09,250
- Uh huh.
- Look at Charlie stoppin in
1927
01:36:09,250 --> 01:36:10,083
today.
1928
01:36:10,083 --> 01:36:12,290
So early to visit us, look at Charlie.
1929
01:36:12,290 --> 01:36:13,503
- You up early.
1930
01:36:13,503 --> 01:36:15,818
I just came by to, you know,
take Barb to breakfast.
1931
01:36:15,818 --> 01:36:17,215
- Ohhhh.
1932
01:36:17,215 --> 01:36:19,252
So, Barb, Barbara,
- Huh?
1933
01:36:19,252 --> 01:36:23,710
- So you're going to
breakfast in your pajamas?
1934
01:36:23,710 --> 01:36:26,190
- Yeah, uh huh, of course, you
ain't heard of the new place
1935
01:36:26,190 --> 01:36:27,600
called the Pajama House?
1936
01:36:27,600 --> 01:36:28,860
- The Pajama House?
1937
01:36:28,860 --> 01:36:30,600
- Yeah, uh huh and nephew look,
1938
01:36:30,600 --> 01:36:32,510
you can come and just eat your pajamas,
1939
01:36:32,510 --> 01:36:33,416
eat your breakfast, yeah.
1940
01:36:33,416 --> 01:36:34,250
- Um hmm.
- Yeah.
1941
01:36:34,250 --> 01:36:35,300
- Sho can.
- Yup.
1942
01:36:35,300 --> 01:36:36,290
Well, church ain't the only place
1943
01:36:36,290 --> 01:36:38,010
where you can just come as you are.
1944
01:36:38,010 --> 01:36:39,530
Okay?
- Yeah.
1945
01:36:39,530 --> 01:36:41,580
- Okay, I see.
1946
01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:44,830
Well Charlie, why don't you
just stay for breakfast?
1947
01:36:44,830 --> 01:36:45,850
Pancakes...
1948
01:36:47,170 --> 01:36:48,775
- Sounds good to me!
1949
01:36:48,775 --> 01:36:49,618
I'm stayin'.
1950
01:36:49,618 --> 01:36:50,509
(laughter at once)
1951
01:36:50,509 --> 01:36:55,189
- All right, come on, let's eat.
1952
01:36:55,189 --> 01:37:00,189
- Whew.
1953
01:37:05,351 --> 01:37:09,809
- ♪ Self a Merry little
Christmas, let your heart be... ♪
1954
01:37:09,809 --> 01:37:10,980
- Charlie!?
1955
01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:14,530
You left yo glasses in
the bathroom last night.
1956
01:37:14,530 --> 01:37:16,880
Now, how in the world did you drive home
1957
01:37:16,880 --> 01:37:18,920
without these glasses?
1958
01:37:18,920 --> 01:37:20,410
You got cataracts Charlie.
1959
01:37:20,410 --> 01:37:22,351
- It was hard, but I made it.
1960
01:37:22,351 --> 01:37:23,193
(all chuckles)
1961
01:37:23,193 --> 01:37:24,398
- Uh huh, uh huh.
1962
01:37:24,398 --> 01:37:25,764
- Good morning everyone!
1963
01:37:25,764 --> 01:37:26,630
- Good morning!
1964
01:37:26,630 --> 01:37:27,463
- Hey baby.
1965
01:37:27,463 --> 01:37:28,719
- Mr. Charlie, I apologize,
1966
01:37:28,719 --> 01:37:30,780
but my rental blocked you in last night.
1967
01:37:30,780 --> 01:37:31,612
- Yeah.
1968
01:37:33,046 --> 01:37:33,963
- Hmmm, um!
1969
01:37:36,407 --> 01:37:38,690
- All right, all right.
1970
01:37:38,690 --> 01:37:40,843
He slept with me last night in my room.
1971
01:37:43,340 --> 01:37:45,003
Look, we grown, shoot.
1972
01:37:46,370 --> 01:37:47,910
- Girl, we just messin' with you.
1973
01:37:47,910 --> 01:37:50,190
I looked in on you last
night and saw him sleeping
1974
01:37:50,190 --> 01:37:51,090
on the couch.
1975
01:37:51,090 --> 01:37:52,830
- But I'll bet you he got in that bed
1976
01:37:52,830 --> 01:37:54,650
later on (laughing).
1977
01:37:54,650 --> 01:37:55,708
You know I did.
1978
01:37:55,708 --> 01:37:56,800
(laughter at once)
1979
01:37:56,800 --> 01:37:57,633
- Hey baby.
1980
01:37:57,633 --> 01:37:58,707
- Hey babe.
1981
01:37:58,707 --> 01:37:59,702
- Good morning Jonas.
1982
01:37:59,702 --> 01:38:01,873
- I have an early flight to catch.
1983
01:38:01,873 --> 01:38:02,903
- Ah, I didn't know you
were leavin' this soon.
1984
01:38:02,903 --> 01:38:04,780
- I know, I forgot to
mention it last night,
1985
01:38:04,780 --> 01:38:06,827
but one of my clients has an emergency.
1986
01:38:07,817 --> 01:38:09,040
- Aight.
1987
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:11,233
- Seems that a lot happened last night.
1988
01:38:13,170 --> 01:38:15,098
You care to share.
1989
01:38:15,098 --> 01:38:16,762
- It's a long story pop...
1990
01:38:16,762 --> 01:38:18,710
- Did we miss somethin'?
1991
01:38:18,710 --> 01:38:22,160
- Let's just say, we seized the moment.
1992
01:38:22,160 --> 01:38:25,253
- Oooohhh baby, you go 'head
and help yoself (laughing)!
1993
01:38:25,253 --> 01:38:27,290
- Um hmm, that's beautiful son.
1994
01:38:27,290 --> 01:38:30,757
- I told you, I told you,
I told you (laughing).
1995
01:38:30,757 --> 01:38:32,090
- (indistinct).
1996
01:38:32,090 --> 01:38:32,923
Thank you pops.
1997
01:38:36,580 --> 01:38:38,980
- Lisa, can you stay a
little while longer baby?
1998
01:38:40,550 --> 01:38:44,437
Yeah, baby don't go so soon,
we not through celebratin'.
1999
01:38:45,430 --> 01:38:47,013
- Me either.
2000
01:38:47,013 --> 01:38:47,846
(laughter at once)
2001
01:38:47,846 --> 01:38:49,090
We just got you back.
2002
01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:52,003
- I know, but I promised I'd
be back before New Year's Eve.
2003
01:38:53,541 --> 01:38:54,778
Are you okay?
2004
01:38:54,778 --> 01:38:57,413
- No, 'cause I can't bear the thought
2005
01:38:57,413 --> 01:38:59,663
of being without you again.
2006
01:39:02,303 --> 01:39:03,323
That hurt.
2007
01:39:08,830 --> 01:39:11,340
Too many years have gone
by without me seeing your
2008
01:39:11,340 --> 01:39:14,480
pretty smile, pretty two brown eyes.
2009
01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:17,063
- (chuckling).
2010
01:39:18,190 --> 01:39:20,040
- Look, I don't wanna lose you again.
2011
01:39:20,912 --> 01:39:22,883
- You won't, I promise.
2012
01:39:25,830 --> 01:39:27,010
You can do one-
2013
01:39:31,482 --> 01:39:32,950
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
2014
01:39:32,950 --> 01:39:34,960
Just tryin' to work on my nerves, just...
2015
01:39:34,960 --> 01:39:38,513
- That's what's up, bro! Yeahhhh, boy!
2016
01:39:40,630 --> 01:39:41,463
- Come on...
2017
01:39:42,808 --> 01:39:43,758
y'all stop, please.
2018
01:39:45,816 --> 01:39:46,648
Okay.
2019
01:39:46,648 --> 01:39:47,482
- What are you doing?
2020
01:39:47,482 --> 01:39:49,563
- Somethin' I should've
done a long time ago.
2021
01:39:52,937 --> 01:39:55,963
Okay, look, I let you
get away from me once.
2022
01:39:57,320 --> 01:39:59,183
I can't let that happen again.
2023
01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:02,246
Every time I look at you,
2024
01:40:03,541 --> 01:40:05,653
I'm reminded how much God loves me.
2025
01:40:07,280 --> 01:40:09,193
He brought you back to me.
2026
01:40:09,193 --> 01:40:10,443
- I believe so.
2027
01:40:11,889 --> 01:40:14,743
- I want you wit' me all the time.
2028
01:40:14,743 --> 01:40:18,313
Lisa, I've never loved anything
as much as I love you now.
2029
01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:21,014
Now look, I don't have a ring.
2030
01:40:21,014 --> 01:40:23,043
- Wait, wait, wait.
2031
01:40:23,980 --> 01:40:24,940
We can fix that.
2032
01:40:24,940 --> 01:40:26,800
- Ooohhhh.
- Babe, where is it?
2033
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:27,940
- Hold on, son.
2034
01:40:30,350 --> 01:40:31,183
Hold on, son.
2035
01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:41,800
This is for you.
2036
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:56,323
This is the string ring
I gave your mother.
2037
01:41:01,590 --> 01:41:03,053
- So the story is true, pops?
2038
01:41:04,380 --> 01:41:07,760
- Yes, I just didn't
wanna look like a punk
2039
01:41:07,760 --> 01:41:09,160
at the card game (laughing).
2040
01:41:11,630 --> 01:41:12,773
- That's deep, pops.
2041
01:41:13,712 --> 01:41:14,545
Thank you,
2042
01:41:21,000 --> 01:41:25,150
- Lisa Marie (indistinct),
will you do the honor
2043
01:41:26,045 --> 01:41:29,593
of spendin' the rest of your
life wit' me and be my wife?
2044
01:41:33,530 --> 01:41:34,362
- On one condition.
2045
01:41:34,362 --> 01:41:35,532
- On one condition?
2046
01:41:37,181 --> 01:41:40,202
- Promise that we'll always
keep God the center of us.
2047
01:41:42,070 --> 01:41:44,623
- I promise, God will
always be the center.
2048
01:41:46,070 --> 01:41:49,139
- Yes, Jonas Johnson, I will marry you!
2049
01:41:49,139 --> 01:41:52,139
(family celebrates)
2050
01:41:55,752 --> 01:41:57,585
- Congratulations boy!
2051
01:41:59,037 --> 01:42:04,037
(muah) (chuckling) Smells like Infamil.
2052
01:42:06,664 --> 01:42:11,246
(family watches in awe and excitement)
2053
01:42:12,530 --> 01:42:13,730
- That's what's up, bro!
2054
01:42:15,240 --> 01:42:16,073
- Get a room.
2055
01:42:19,645 --> 01:42:21,860
(clapping)
2056
01:42:21,860 --> 01:42:23,660
- You know what? Should we tell 'em?
2057
01:42:27,370 --> 01:42:28,520
- Tell us what Charlie?
2058
01:42:34,090 --> 01:42:38,120
- Well, you know, since
everybody's sharing
2059
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:39,653
and love is in the air.
2060
01:42:40,732 --> 01:42:41,948
I figured, I wanna share somethin' too.
2061
01:42:41,948 --> 01:42:42,781
- (chuckles) Help me up baby.
2062
01:42:42,781 --> 01:42:43,853
- Come on, baby.
2063
01:42:45,040 --> 01:42:45,873
Jesus Christ.
2064
01:42:46,769 --> 01:42:48,469
- (indistinct) three should do it.
2065
01:42:51,490 --> 01:42:52,530
- That took all day.
2066
01:42:52,530 --> 01:42:55,000
What is it that you
wanna tell us, Charlie!?
2067
01:42:55,000 --> 01:42:58,090
- Well, you know, Barb and I,
2068
01:42:58,090 --> 01:43:01,600
we figure we at that age
with now, where you know,
2069
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:06,396
why wait? Barb and I, we gettin'
married on New Year's Eve.
2070
01:43:06,396 --> 01:43:07,708
(clapping)
We want y'all to be there.
2071
01:43:07,708 --> 01:43:09,670
- All right, big dog.
2072
01:43:09,670 --> 01:43:10,705
- Thank you, thank you.
2073
01:43:10,705 --> 01:43:12,657
- (chuckling) Hopefully,
I don't kill this one.
2074
01:43:16,020 --> 01:43:19,045
Y'all know I'm kiddin', he's a keeper.
2075
01:43:19,045 --> 01:43:20,529
- (indistinct).
2076
01:43:20,529 --> 01:43:21,670
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
2077
01:43:21,670 --> 01:43:23,980
Yes! This is it.
2078
01:43:23,980 --> 01:43:25,820
She's finally moving!
2079
01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:30,360
No more wet wigs in the bathroom.
No more bad breath jokes.
2080
01:43:30,360 --> 01:43:34,410
No more aroma of Bengay
throughout this house.
2081
01:43:34,410 --> 01:43:38,100
She's finally moving out,
Flo, who's the matchmaker now?
2082
01:43:38,100 --> 01:43:39,230
Huh?
- (laughing).
2083
01:43:39,230 --> 01:43:42,230
- The wicked witch of
the west is finally gone.
2084
01:43:42,230 --> 01:43:45,350
She's finally movin' out. This right here,
2085
01:43:45,350 --> 01:43:47,700
is a perfect moment for a praise break!
2086
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:50,436
Come on!
(gospel music begins)
2087
01:43:50,436 --> 01:43:53,073
- Go 'head pops, go 'head.
2088
01:43:53,073 --> 01:43:54,073
- Hey, heyyy! HEY!!!
2089
01:43:55,760 --> 01:43:58,299
Who's the matchmaker now, Flo?
2090
01:43:58,299 --> 01:44:01,559
- Awww, what are you
talkin' about Bubblehead?
2091
01:44:01,559 --> 01:44:03,670
- Talkin' about you
gettin' out of my house.
2092
01:44:03,670 --> 01:44:05,180
- I ain't going nowhere.
2093
01:44:05,180 --> 01:44:07,450
- (chuckles) We ain't going nowhere.
2094
01:44:07,450 --> 01:44:08,282
- Right.
2095
01:44:08,282 --> 01:44:09,700
- What are you talking about Charlie,
2096
01:44:09,700 --> 01:44:11,036
of course you leavin'.
2097
01:44:11,036 --> 01:44:12,670
You're gettin' out, right?
2098
01:44:12,670 --> 01:44:15,469
- Nope! I'm selling my house
and we goin' put an addition
2099
01:44:15,469 --> 01:44:17,719
right here on this here house, right here.
2100
01:44:17,719 --> 01:44:18,553
- Yes, we are.
2101
01:44:18,553 --> 01:44:19,452
- We here to stay.
2102
01:44:19,452 --> 01:44:20,891
- (chuckling) Yeah.
- We ain't goin' nowhere.
2103
01:44:20,891 --> 01:44:23,010
(laughing).
- 'Cause my sister Flo told me
2104
01:44:23,010 --> 01:44:26,017
if ever I got remarried, I could do that
2105
01:44:26,017 --> 01:44:28,490
and guess what I feel, Bubblehead?
2106
01:44:28,490 --> 01:44:30,342
- I feel a praise break coming on.
2107
01:44:30,342 --> 01:44:31,175
(laughter at once)
2108
01:44:31,175 --> 01:44:34,342
(gospel music begins)
2109
01:44:39,610 --> 01:44:42,230
- Well, I guess that one
backfired (laughing).
2110
01:44:42,230 --> 01:44:44,300
- Well, I guess it did, yeah, yeah,
2111
01:44:44,300 --> 01:44:49,300
well, at least we now have
two social security checks
2112
01:44:49,840 --> 01:44:51,680
instead of one.
- (laughing).
2113
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:55,077
- Two and two, 'member that?
Two and two (laughing).
2114
01:44:57,246 --> 01:44:59,700
- Ay well I got some great news,
2115
01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:01,290
major call this morning.
2116
01:45:01,290 --> 01:45:03,040
They have cleared me to
play football next year,
2117
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:07,280
so, but on top of that
he re-negotiated my deal,
2118
01:45:07,280 --> 01:45:09,513
so I have 40 million for four years.
2119
01:45:09,513 --> 01:45:11,660
(family digests info at once)
2120
01:45:11,660 --> 01:45:14,740
- Wow, that's good,
that's good, that's good.
2121
01:45:14,740 --> 01:45:16,900
- So pops, I'll keep my end of the deal
2122
01:45:17,900 --> 01:45:19,150
and then by the spring
we goin' ground break
2123
01:45:19,150 --> 01:45:20,450
for that community center.
2124
01:45:21,660 --> 01:45:22,809
- That's great news (chuckling)!
2125
01:45:22,809 --> 01:45:24,780
- Nice, that is really nice.
2126
01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:28,510
- Son, I knew everything
was gonna be all right
2127
01:45:30,342 --> 01:45:32,343
and I'm gonna hold up my end of the deal.
2128
01:45:34,440 --> 01:45:36,068
I'm gonna put the house up for sale.
2129
01:45:36,068 --> 01:45:37,985
- Whhoooo, look at God!
2130
01:45:41,110 --> 01:45:44,614
- I think this is the
best birthday I ever had!
2131
01:45:44,614 --> 01:45:46,080
- Awwww.
- Yes, it is!
2132
01:45:46,080 --> 01:45:48,683
- And nephew, you can get me that Benz.
2133
01:45:50,394 --> 01:45:51,939
Black on black.
2134
01:45:51,939 --> 01:45:54,272
- (laughs).
2135
01:45:55,875 --> 01:45:58,286
- Well, you know what? I smell bacon,
2136
01:45:58,286 --> 01:46:00,797
let's all have some breakfast
2137
01:46:00,797 --> 01:46:03,246
and let's get out some of
those leftovers, all right?
2138
01:46:03,246 --> 01:46:04,900
- All right.
2139
01:46:04,900 --> 01:46:05,990
- Let's go.
- Let's eat.
2140
01:46:05,990 --> 01:46:08,270
- I guess I can finally
call one of my associates
2141
01:46:08,270 --> 01:46:10,735
and tell him I'm not leaving, I'm staying.
2142
01:46:10,735 --> 01:46:11,568
- That's right.
2143
01:46:11,568 --> 01:46:13,160
(laughter at once)
2144
01:46:13,160 --> 01:46:16,163
- Whooo, Jesus help me up,
help me up, sweetheart.
2145
01:46:16,163 --> 01:46:18,202
Come on help.
- One, two, there
2146
01:46:18,202 --> 01:46:19,035
we go.
2147
01:46:19,035 --> 01:46:20,797
- Let me gone on in here and
help Flo get that stuff out.
2148
01:46:20,797 --> 01:46:23,820
- I smell bacon and
your aunt ain't sweaty.
2149
01:46:23,820 --> 01:46:27,559
- Hey Johnny, let me
talk to you for a minute.
2150
01:46:28,815 --> 01:46:30,031
Now, look here
- Yeah Charlie, what's goin'
2151
01:46:30,031 --> 01:46:30,864
on.
2152
01:46:30,864 --> 01:46:33,210
- Ain't goin' be too many more jokes
2153
01:46:33,210 --> 01:46:34,760
about my woman, you understand?
2154
01:46:36,600 --> 01:46:38,059
- Yeah, I understand.
2155
01:46:38,059 --> 01:46:41,610
What about disobligements,
you think that'll be okay?
2156
01:46:41,610 --> 01:46:43,059
- Yeah, I think that's all right.
2157
01:46:43,059 --> 01:46:44,148
(both laughing)
2158
01:46:44,148 --> 01:46:47,065
(R&B music begins)
2159
01:47:54,794 --> 01:47:56,427
- Thank you baby!
2160
01:47:56,427 --> 01:47:57,677
Oh my goodness.
2161
01:47:58,520 --> 01:48:00,227
Lisa? This is you?
2162
01:48:01,386 --> 01:48:02,531
- That's your favorite color.
2163
01:48:02,531 --> 01:48:04,182
- That right there, oh my God.
- Oh, I love it!!
2164
01:48:04,182 --> 01:48:06,682
Oh, it's absolutely beautiful.
2165
01:48:08,276 --> 01:48:09,825
(laughing)
2166
01:48:09,825 --> 01:48:11,407
Okay, what is this?
2167
01:48:12,715 --> 01:48:15,632
(chatting at once)
2168
01:48:16,864 --> 01:48:18,058
- You goin' go somewhere special in that.
2169
01:48:18,058 --> 01:48:19,232
- Oh, I'ma go to church in this,
2170
01:48:19,232 --> 01:48:22,065
this is a church dress right here.
2171
01:48:23,663 --> 01:48:25,280
This my color too.
2172
01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:28,780
- ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
2173
01:48:31,123 --> 01:48:36,123
♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪
2174
01:48:37,558 --> 01:48:42,558
♪ Happy Birthday my dear sister Florence ♪
2175
01:48:45,279 --> 01:48:49,279
♪ Whooo, Happy Birthday to you. ♪
2176
01:48:54,639 --> 01:48:56,537
Make a wish sis, come on now!
2177
01:49:00,489 --> 01:49:02,200
(clapping)
2178
01:49:02,200 --> 01:49:05,056
Dreams come true, look at that.
2179
01:49:05,056 --> 01:49:05,889
- You can leave.
2180
01:49:05,889 --> 01:49:06,722
- Whatever.
2181
01:49:06,722 --> 01:49:07,555
- Roll out!
- Whatever.
2182
01:49:07,555 --> 01:49:08,388
- Roll out!
2183
01:49:08,388 --> 01:49:09,573
- Not on her birthday.
2184
01:49:11,382 --> 01:49:13,280
- Are you happy, baby?
2185
01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,912
- Yes, I am.
2186
01:49:14,912 --> 01:49:16,553
- All right.
2187
01:49:16,553 --> 01:49:17,386
(chuckling).
2188
01:49:17,386 --> 01:49:18,666
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2189
01:49:18,666 --> 01:49:21,119
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2190
01:49:21,119 --> 01:49:23,615
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2191
01:49:23,615 --> 01:49:26,132
♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪
2192
01:49:26,132 --> 01:49:28,298
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2193
01:49:28,298 --> 01:49:30,697
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2194
01:49:30,697 --> 01:49:33,001
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2195
01:49:33,001 --> 01:49:35,550
♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪
2196
01:49:35,550 --> 01:49:39,914
♪ Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin ♪
2197
01:49:39,914 --> 01:49:44,692
♪ Good tidings for Christmas
and a Happy New Year. ♪
2198
01:49:44,692 --> 01:49:46,954
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2199
01:49:46,954 --> 01:49:49,353
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2200
01:49:49,353 --> 01:49:51,626
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2201
01:49:51,626 --> 01:49:53,962
♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪
2202
01:49:53,962 --> 01:49:56,148
♪ We want some banana pudding ♪
2203
01:49:56,148 --> 01:49:58,580
♪ We want some banana pudding ♪
2204
01:49:58,580 --> 01:50:00,862
♪ We want some banana pudding ♪
2205
01:50:00,862 --> 01:50:03,145
♪ So bring it right here. ♪
2206
01:50:03,145 --> 01:50:05,448
♪ We won't go until we get some ♪
2207
01:50:05,448 --> 01:50:07,743
♪ We won't go until we get some ♪
2208
01:50:07,743 --> 01:50:10,143
♪ We won't go until we get some ♪
2209
01:50:10,143 --> 01:50:12,585
♪ So bring it right here. ♪
2210
01:50:12,585 --> 01:50:17,021
♪ Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin ♪
2211
01:50:17,021 --> 01:50:21,684
♪ Good tidings for Christmas
and a Happy New Year. ♪
2212
01:50:21,684 --> 01:50:23,999
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2213
01:50:23,999 --> 01:50:26,271
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2214
01:50:26,271 --> 01:50:28,724
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2215
01:50:28,724 --> 01:50:31,092
♪ And a Happy New Year. ♪
2216
01:50:31,092 --> 01:50:33,418
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2217
01:50:33,418 --> 01:50:35,924
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2218
01:50:35,924 --> 01:50:38,207
♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas ♪
2219
01:50:38,207 --> 01:50:40,574
♪ And a Happy New ♪
♪ Happy New ♪
2220
01:50:40,574 --> 01:50:43,572
♪ Happy New ♪
♪ Year! ♪
2221
01:50:43,572 --> 01:50:45,822
(clapping)
2222
01:50:49,700 --> 01:50:52,100
- My prayer was answered.
2223
01:50:52,100 --> 01:50:55,460
My son is back with the love of his life
2224
01:50:55,460 --> 01:50:58,430
and reconnected with his family.
2225
01:50:58,430 --> 01:51:02,219
Sometimes, a mama knows
what's best for her children,
2226
01:51:02,219 --> 01:51:05,706
especially a praying mama.
2227
01:51:05,706 --> 01:51:08,073
Ain't nothin' like family.
2228
01:51:08,073 --> 01:51:10,906
(R&B music plays)
2229
01:51:15,282 --> 01:51:17,683
- I told you we wasn't
goin' nowhere (laughing).
2230
01:51:19,306 --> 01:51:21,040
- Well, every dog's got his day.
2231
01:51:21,040 --> 01:51:23,133
- And you oughta know (laughs) whooo,
2232
01:51:25,160 --> 01:51:27,026
this demon done got out
of this house Charlie.
2233
01:51:27,026 --> 01:51:28,170
- Yes sir, yes sir (laughing).
2234
01:51:28,170 --> 01:51:30,407
- Charlie, I wanna go to the pharmacy.
2235
01:51:30,407 --> 01:51:32,945
- Oooohhh, (indistinct) pills
(indistinct) (laughing).
2236
01:51:32,945 --> 01:51:35,445
- (laughing).
2237
01:51:36,561 --> 01:51:38,371
(R&B music plays)
2238
01:51:38,371 --> 01:51:40,955
(credits roll)
2239
01:51:50,160 --> 01:51:52,833
- Love is definitely in the air.
2240
01:51:53,842 --> 01:51:55,530
I guess if you think about it,
2241
01:51:55,530 --> 01:51:59,080
I caused all of this marital
bliss in the first place.
2242
01:51:59,080 --> 01:52:02,030
Yeah, who's the matchmaker?
2243
01:52:02,030 --> 01:52:05,360
I am. Stay tuned.
2244
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