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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,960 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,783 What could they possibly be doing? 3 00:04:57,825 --> 00:05:00,619 - 'Cause we have all the toilet paper. - Seriously? 4 00:05:00,661 --> 00:05:02,955 Dad, I told you not to bring anything... 5 00:05:02,997 --> 00:05:04,457 Dad. 6 00:05:04,498 --> 00:05:05,541 He doesn't listen to me. 7 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:06,959 - Oh, my God. - Seriously... 8 00:05:07,001 --> 00:05:08,294 - Maybe it's the... - ...it's ridiculous. 9 00:05:08,335 --> 00:05:09,962 - Ooh, look at that. - It's pretty good, right? 10 00:05:13,174 --> 00:05:14,300 That's our neighbor. 11 00:05:14,341 --> 00:05:15,801 We think she drops stuff, 12 00:05:15,843 --> 00:05:17,803 or stomps around, we don't know. 13 00:05:25,352 --> 00:05:26,437 Mission accomplished. 14 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:28,898 I gotcha, Mom. 15 00:05:32,318 --> 00:05:33,819 Wait... 16 00:05:33,861 --> 00:05:34,945 No, gotta go back. 17 00:05:34,987 --> 00:05:36,322 Oh, my God. 18 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,658 Okay. 19 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:55,966 Okay. 20 00:05:57,718 --> 00:05:59,845 All right. Come on, Ma. 21 00:06:04,308 --> 00:06:05,518 Yup, yup... 22 00:06:05,559 --> 00:06:06,936 That's it. 23 00:06:07,728 --> 00:06:09,230 There you go. 24 00:06:30,876 --> 00:06:33,045 Oh... Come on. 25 00:06:33,087 --> 00:06:34,672 - Open the door. - Yeah, okay. 26 00:06:34,713 --> 00:06:35,714 Let me help. 27 00:06:36,298 --> 00:06:37,591 Pull it back. 28 00:06:38,259 --> 00:06:39,552 There you go. 29 00:06:44,682 --> 00:06:45,724 God. 30 00:06:52,773 --> 00:06:54,191 - Careful. - Okay. 31 00:07:17,923 --> 00:07:19,717 It's pretty big, right? 32 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,927 It's definitely bigger than your last place. 33 00:07:21,969 --> 00:07:23,512 Have you complained about the noise? 34 00:07:23,554 --> 00:07:25,848 No, Dad, she's a 70-year-old Chinese woman, 35 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:28,225 - I'm not gonna... - Well, Brigid, I'm 61. 36 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:30,436 Older people can still process information. 37 00:07:30,477 --> 00:07:32,229 - I'm saying she means well. - We're still... 38 00:07:32,271 --> 00:07:33,564 She's older, 39 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:35,274 I don't wanna disturb her if I don't have to. 40 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:36,901 Here, give me your coats. 41 00:07:37,359 --> 00:07:38,694 Coat. 42 00:07:49,914 --> 00:07:53,042 And everybody here come back... 43 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:56,337 And everybody here come back... 44 00:07:56,378 --> 00:07:58,339 This fever... 45 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:00,966 And everywhere do we come back... 46 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:04,261 - I know I'm calling. - Is she... 47 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:06,221 What's she... 48 00:08:06,263 --> 00:08:08,307 Even when she is sayin' real stuff, 49 00:08:08,349 --> 00:08:10,476 what's been comin' out is still all... 50 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,811 And now all in black. 51 00:08:14,271 --> 00:08:17,441 The doctor says it's normal, the repeating. 52 00:08:17,483 --> 00:08:19,151 You can never come back... 53 00:08:19,193 --> 00:08:23,113 MoMo, you can absolutely come back, 54 00:08:23,155 --> 00:08:25,824 - any time you want. - You can never come back. 55 00:08:25,866 --> 00:08:27,493 Having her at home with us, 56 00:08:27,534 --> 00:08:30,496 until it becomes too much, it's a blessing, you know? 57 00:08:31,038 --> 00:08:32,247 Right, Erik? 58 00:08:33,207 --> 00:08:34,667 - Dad. - Oh... 59 00:08:34,708 --> 00:08:36,502 Whoa, come back to earth. 60 00:08:36,543 --> 00:08:39,588 - Sorry, sorry. Long drive. - Are you okay? 61 00:08:39,630 --> 00:08:42,174 Yeah, once I get some caffeine in me, I'll be good. 62 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:44,843 This is a fancy chair. 63 00:08:44,885 --> 00:08:46,929 Erik, check out this fancy chair. 64 00:08:46,971 --> 00:08:50,057 Rich's parents got us that, a couch, too. 65 00:08:50,099 --> 00:08:52,226 Not sure if the living area will be here, 66 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,186 or this might become the bedroom. 67 00:08:54,228 --> 00:08:56,647 Dad, you won't get any reception up here unless... 68 00:08:56,689 --> 00:08:58,482 - Is it a Verizon phone? - Sprint. 69 00:08:58,524 --> 00:09:00,484 Then you have to lean up against the window. 70 00:09:02,653 --> 00:09:04,780 Yeah, but no. 71 00:09:04,822 --> 00:09:06,198 Yeah, now lean in. 72 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,660 Lean in. 73 00:09:12,871 --> 00:09:15,958 Smush your body up... There you go. 74 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,961 Oh, God... Oh, my God. 75 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:22,423 Are you okay? 76 00:09:23,674 --> 00:09:26,635 Yes, I think so. 77 00:09:31,390 --> 00:09:33,267 Hey, who's walking around out there? 78 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:37,771 - Hey. - Yeah? 79 00:09:37,813 --> 00:09:39,565 Who's walking around out there? 80 00:09:39,606 --> 00:09:41,817 Probably the super, he's the only one with access. 81 00:09:42,943 --> 00:09:44,486 No, I think it's a woman. 82 00:09:44,528 --> 00:09:46,238 Probably the super's wife. 83 00:09:47,740 --> 00:09:50,075 - Huh? - I'll be taking this closet. 84 00:09:50,117 --> 00:09:53,579 Eighty-three pairs of shoes. 85 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,748 It really feels dangerous to put a queen 86 00:09:55,789 --> 00:09:57,207 in front of the radiator. 87 00:09:57,249 --> 00:09:59,918 And also, you don't want... The door is right there. 88 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,510 - Okay... - I got you, Ma. 89 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:14,183 I think it's secret looking... 90 00:10:15,768 --> 00:10:18,687 Hey, Detective, this is New York, people are loud. 91 00:10:18,729 --> 00:10:20,189 Hey, he had a rough night, 92 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:21,940 - he hasn't been sleeping. - Deirdre... 93 00:10:21,982 --> 00:10:23,358 Why haven't you been sleeping? Are you okay? 94 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,902 - Erik, you haven't... - Yeah, I'm okay. 95 00:10:24,943 --> 00:10:26,612 I forgot the toilet paper! 96 00:10:26,653 --> 00:10:28,113 Okay, hang on. 97 00:10:28,155 --> 00:10:30,032 I don't know if he's having nightmares or what. 98 00:10:30,074 --> 00:10:32,367 The sheets were covered in sweat last night. 99 00:10:32,409 --> 00:10:33,911 Rich sometimes takes a sleeping pill, 100 00:10:33,952 --> 00:10:35,037 - I can ask what kind. - Oh, right. 101 00:10:35,079 --> 00:10:37,790 Like your dad'd ever try any sorta... 102 00:10:38,332 --> 00:10:39,625 No, no... 103 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:42,127 Rich's been having weird dreams about... 104 00:10:42,169 --> 00:10:44,254 He thinks they're related to the stress of the move. 105 00:10:44,296 --> 00:10:47,966 And he keeps me up trying to unravel their meaning. 106 00:10:48,008 --> 00:10:49,968 He took one psychology course 107 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:52,221 and suddenly, he's an armchair psychiatrist. 108 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:54,306 I took two psychology courses! 109 00:10:54,348 --> 00:10:55,641 One. 110 00:10:55,682 --> 00:10:57,309 - Hey, there, Rich! - I found those on the curb, 111 00:10:57,351 --> 00:10:59,520 can you believe someone was gonna throw them out? 112 00:10:59,561 --> 00:11:01,980 Richard, what are you yelling at me? 113 00:11:02,022 --> 00:11:03,482 I said, "Bring down the napkins, please!" 114 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:04,525 Yeah, Richard, 115 00:11:04,566 --> 00:11:06,944 or you could get them yourself. 116 00:11:06,985 --> 00:11:08,445 Wait, do you actually want me to come up... 117 00:11:08,487 --> 00:11:10,572 No, no, I got them, sorry. 118 00:11:41,854 --> 00:11:43,355 Hey! 119 00:11:43,397 --> 00:11:45,524 These are different colors? 120 00:11:45,566 --> 00:11:48,193 Woodmont Cream, Fresh Air, 121 00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:51,363 Athena, Dove Wing, Hint of Mint. 122 00:11:51,405 --> 00:11:54,491 - What happened here? - Mom... 123 00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:55,701 You know, if you moved to Scranton, 124 00:11:55,742 --> 00:11:57,161 your quality of life would shoot up. 125 00:11:57,202 --> 00:11:58,370 If I moved to Scranton, 126 00:11:58,412 --> 00:12:00,205 your quality of life would shoot up tremendously. 127 00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:01,373 - Oh, yeah? - Don't flatter yourself. 128 00:12:01,415 --> 00:12:03,041 These look so similar to me. 129 00:12:03,083 --> 00:12:04,543 They're literally different. 130 00:12:04,585 --> 00:12:06,044 I wish you had more of a view. 131 00:12:06,086 --> 00:12:08,797 Mom, it's an interior courtyard. 132 00:12:09,756 --> 00:12:10,924 Oh. 133 00:12:10,966 --> 00:12:12,885 Well, perhaps we can all take a stroll 134 00:12:12,926 --> 00:12:15,888 in the interior courtyard after dinner. 135 00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,059 Don't laugh. 136 00:12:21,101 --> 00:12:22,186 I'm just smiling. 137 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:25,397 - Stop it. - I just smiled. 138 00:12:25,439 --> 00:12:28,192 You're crying, you're laughing so hard. 139 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:29,902 - Don't take that stroll. - Here we go. 140 00:12:29,943 --> 00:12:31,069 Here we go. 141 00:12:31,111 --> 00:12:32,404 Do not take that stroll. I can't. 142 00:12:32,446 --> 00:12:33,906 Excuse me, um, I'm taking MoMo 143 00:12:33,947 --> 00:12:35,824 to the, uh, interior courtyard. 144 00:12:39,536 --> 00:12:42,497 Bridge, you didn't even open our care package? 145 00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:45,250 I'm not opening anything until the moving truck gets here! 146 00:12:45,292 --> 00:12:47,002 What? 147 00:12:47,044 --> 00:12:48,212 What did you say? 148 00:12:48,253 --> 00:12:50,172 Stop... 149 00:12:50,214 --> 00:12:52,257 What did you say? 150 00:12:52,299 --> 00:12:54,051 Remember when we drugged Aunt Edith? 151 00:12:54,092 --> 00:12:56,011 No, no, it's still stuck in Queens! 152 00:12:56,053 --> 00:12:57,095 What? 153 00:12:57,137 --> 00:12:59,097 - I said... - I can't hear you. 154 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:01,558 - It's still stuck in Queens! - ...on its way? 155 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,352 Is it still stuck in Queens? 156 00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:08,106 I can't hear you. 157 00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:10,025 - Hey, come here. - What? 158 00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,406 Stop it. Get me champagne and stop talking. 159 00:13:17,324 --> 00:13:19,451 Mom, for you. 160 00:13:19,493 --> 00:13:21,411 - Oh, thank you. - What did you get us? 161 00:13:21,453 --> 00:13:22,955 - Thank you. - You have to open it, 162 00:13:22,996 --> 00:13:24,456 Aimee, that's how presents work. 163 00:13:24,498 --> 00:13:26,124 - It's how it usually works. - Thank you. 164 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:28,168 Erik, don't. I wanna save the wrapping. 165 00:13:28,210 --> 00:13:30,629 - Oh, man. - Found it when I was packing. 166 00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:36,176 Man, were we ever this young? Look how young you are, Aimee. 167 00:13:36,218 --> 00:13:37,678 I'm an elephant in this photo. 168 00:13:37,719 --> 00:13:39,263 - No. - Stop it. 169 00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:40,514 And I'm holding a funnel cake. 170 00:13:40,555 --> 00:13:41,974 I can't even blame genetics. 171 00:13:42,015 --> 00:13:45,477 This is gold, Bridge, thank you. 172 00:13:45,519 --> 00:13:46,979 - Thanks. - It really is, honey, 173 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,313 - thank you. - Check it out, Ma. 174 00:13:49,106 --> 00:13:50,816 I am a planet in this photo. 175 00:13:50,857 --> 00:13:52,109 Oh, stop it. 176 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,652 - I'm bigger than you. - You look beautiful. 177 00:13:54,319 --> 00:13:55,821 Oh, I miss Wildwood. 178 00:13:55,862 --> 00:13:57,531 Go back, take a vacation. 179 00:13:58,657 --> 00:14:00,492 Talk to this one, he hates traveling. 180 00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:02,661 I do not hate traveling. 181 00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,329 You hate traveling to New York. 182 00:14:04,371 --> 00:14:05,664 I do not hate traveling to New York. 183 00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:07,499 - Okay, that's a lie. - Yes, you do! 184 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,918 No, I hate that you moved a few blocks 185 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,504 from where two towers got blown up 186 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:13,839 and in a major flood zone, 187 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,549 - I hate that. - This area is safe. 188 00:14:15,590 --> 00:14:18,051 Chinatown flooded during the last hurricane, it flooded. 189 00:14:18,093 --> 00:14:19,386 Yeah, that's how I can afford to live here. 190 00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:21,513 It's not like you gave me any money to help me out. 191 00:14:24,891 --> 00:14:27,019 Dad... 192 00:14:28,395 --> 00:14:29,396 Oh, come on. 193 00:14:32,691 --> 00:14:34,401 - Dad... - There's gaps everywhere. 194 00:14:34,443 --> 00:14:36,570 - You gotta caulk. - Okay. Thanks, repairman. 195 00:14:36,611 --> 00:14:37,654 No one's gonna steer a plane 196 00:14:37,696 --> 00:14:39,448 into a fish market on Grand Street. 197 00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:41,074 I liked you living in Queens, all right? 198 00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:42,242 I worry enough with Aimee 199 00:14:42,284 --> 00:14:43,618 on the top floor of the Cira Centre. 200 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,703 Well, stop, 201 00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,163 Philly's more stable than New York. 202 00:14:46,204 --> 00:14:48,457 - Aimee, don't make him... - I'm just saying it's safer! 203 00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:49,708 Yeah, 'cause not even terrorists 204 00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:50,834 wanna spend time in Philly, 205 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:52,377 Philly is awful. 206 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:54,046 You think everything's awful, you think Scranton is awful, 207 00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:55,464 - but it's where your... - We think it's awful, Dad. 208 00:14:55,505 --> 00:14:56,548 Dad, it is! 209 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,008 Yeah, well, what I think is funny 210 00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,843 is how you guys, you both move to big cities 211 00:14:59,885 --> 00:15:01,219 and you trash Scranton, 212 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:03,555 MoMo almost killed herself gettin' outta New York. 213 00:15:03,597 --> 00:15:05,223 She didn't have a real toilet, 214 00:15:05,265 --> 00:15:07,225 and her granddaughter moves right back to the place 215 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,643 she struggled to escape. 216 00:15:08,685 --> 00:15:10,812 Yes, we know, "return to the slums." 217 00:15:10,854 --> 00:15:12,564 MoMo had no toilet... 218 00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:24,743 Oh, man, that store on the corner of Eldridge? 219 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:25,786 Hey! 220 00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:27,079 Hey, Rich. 221 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,121 We went in there to get you a candle... 222 00:15:28,163 --> 00:15:29,247 Don't tell him that, 223 00:15:29,289 --> 00:15:30,540 we didn't end up buying it. 224 00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:31,958 Well, it was the most expensive candles 225 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,251 I've ever seen in my life. 226 00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:35,462 - They were $25. - That's a lot of money! 227 00:15:35,504 --> 00:15:36,588 Damn right, that's insane, 228 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:38,799 you should get five candles for that. 229 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,426 Oh, my gosh. 230 00:15:41,468 --> 00:15:43,553 - Can I help you? - Thought, uh, 231 00:15:43,595 --> 00:15:46,431 we could have a little champagne toast up here. 232 00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:48,767 - Okay, here we go. - Jeez, okay. 233 00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:50,894 Brigid claims we need to bless the upstairs and downstairs. 234 00:15:50,936 --> 00:15:52,437 - We do. - That is right. 235 00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:55,065 Here, give me a hug, Rich. 236 00:15:55,107 --> 00:15:56,608 We only have these plastic cups, 237 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:59,736 but it sets the bar very low if we ever have to host again. 238 00:15:59,778 --> 00:16:01,029 Well, that's okay, 239 00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:02,572 champagne will make the cups feel fancy. 240 00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:07,327 That's plenty, thank you. Lovely. 241 00:16:12,958 --> 00:16:15,710 MoMo's still good with prayers and music, Rich. 242 00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:18,380 I'm so sorry, this will be weird for you, 243 00:16:18,422 --> 00:16:19,714 she makes us sing about Jesus. 244 00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:20,799 All right, let's just, 245 00:16:20,841 --> 00:16:22,050 are we gonna sing the Hail Mary? 246 00:16:22,092 --> 00:16:23,427 I don't make you sing about Jesus. 247 00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:25,887 - Then we won't sing. - Yes, you do. 248 00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:27,639 You're gonna not sing then, Mom? 249 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:33,979 ♪ The Lord is with you ♪ 250 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,232 ♪ Blessed are you among women ♪ 251 00:16:37,274 --> 00:16:41,361 ♪ And blessed is the fruit of your womb ♪ 252 00:16:41,403 --> 00:16:43,613 ♪ Jesus ♪ 253 00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:46,783 ♪ Holy Mary ♪ 254 00:16:48,285 --> 00:16:49,870 It's okay, Mom. It's okay. 255 00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:50,954 Okay, MoMo. 256 00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,541 No, it's okay. It's okay. 257 00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,042 Yeah, she's... It's not... 258 00:16:58,336 --> 00:16:59,463 Not one of her good days. 259 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:03,592 So you got any, uh... 260 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,177 You got any music gigs coming up, 261 00:17:05,218 --> 00:17:06,428 can we come embarrass you? 262 00:17:06,470 --> 00:17:07,846 Ugh, guys, no... 263 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,097 Yeah, I miss hearing your music, Brigid. 264 00:17:09,139 --> 00:17:10,640 I'm bartending most nights, 265 00:17:10,682 --> 00:17:12,767 you have no clue how much student debt I'm stuck with. 266 00:17:12,809 --> 00:17:14,019 Well, I do know someone who refused 267 00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,270 to go to a state school. 268 00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:16,938 - Ah, not funny. - Score one for Dad. 269 00:17:18,064 --> 00:17:19,691 - Oh, God! Oh... - Are you okay? 270 00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:21,318 - Sorry... That is... - I thought that was gonna... 271 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:23,653 That's fine, it was like that this morning. I tried to... 272 00:17:23,695 --> 00:17:26,198 Should have just left it, but... Uh, it's safe. 273 00:17:26,239 --> 00:17:27,324 Let's... 274 00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,201 There are appetizers out downstairs. 275 00:17:29,242 --> 00:17:30,702 Great idea, let's go downstairs. 276 00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:31,953 - Okay. - Downstairs. 277 00:17:33,413 --> 00:17:35,582 I'm just going to use the little girls' room first. 278 00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,043 I'll take MoMo. 279 00:17:38,084 --> 00:17:40,212 - You sure? - Yeah, I never get to see her. 280 00:17:43,882 --> 00:17:45,217 Are you ready, MoMo? 281 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:47,052 - Dad? - All right. 282 00:17:47,093 --> 00:17:49,221 - Go downstairs. - Okay. Okay. 283 00:17:49,262 --> 00:17:50,889 Jeez. 284 00:17:52,724 --> 00:17:54,643 Oh, what do, uh... 285 00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:56,144 How do I get MoMo down there? 286 00:17:56,186 --> 00:17:57,771 What do you mean? 287 00:17:57,812 --> 00:18:00,232 Should I just dump her down the spiral staircase? 288 00:18:00,982 --> 00:18:02,108 God, sorry. 289 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,540 - Beer? - Huh? Uh, yeah. 290 00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:42,709 Yeah, I'll take a Coke, too, if you've got soda. 291 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:44,836 - Yeah, sure, coming right up. - Thanks. 292 00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:51,718 - Detroit's up seven. - Oh... 293 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,721 - Oh, the football game. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:19:55,639 --> 00:19:57,057 - How's the, uh... - Thank you. 295 00:19:57,098 --> 00:19:58,808 ...lake house coming along? 296 00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:00,518 Heard you might build this summer? 297 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,812 Uh, not until the sewers get put in. 298 00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:05,106 Doesn't make any sense to build with a septic system 299 00:20:05,148 --> 00:20:06,399 when they're putting in sewers soon. 300 00:20:06,441 --> 00:20:07,651 Sooner the better, 301 00:20:07,692 --> 00:20:09,235 I can't wait for a lake house Christmas. 302 00:20:09,277 --> 00:20:10,820 You're gonna miss the old house. 303 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:12,197 I will. I won't miss 304 00:20:12,238 --> 00:20:15,950 the wall-to-wall carpeting or the bunk beds. 305 00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:18,203 Work's good, Erik? 306 00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:20,497 You're still at, uh... 307 00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:21,998 It's a Catholic high school, right? 308 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,125 St. Mark's, for 28 years. 309 00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:26,044 Wow, that's impressive. 310 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:28,672 Oh, don't make it sound... 311 00:20:28,713 --> 00:20:31,883 I headed up maintenance and a couple of years ago, 312 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:33,385 they needed an Equipment Manager, so... 313 00:20:33,426 --> 00:20:35,512 It's a big job, triple-A school, 314 00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:37,389 he handles all the phys-ed classes, 315 00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:38,682 - manages the weight room... - All right. Okay. Enough. 316 00:20:38,723 --> 00:20:40,141 - ...the kids love him. - Enough. Enough, enough. 317 00:20:40,183 --> 00:20:41,851 That's impressive. 318 00:20:41,893 --> 00:20:43,603 Nah, it's practical. 319 00:20:44,896 --> 00:20:46,564 I got the girls free tuition. 320 00:20:48,274 --> 00:20:50,902 You don't pick up after other people's kids for 28 years 321 00:20:50,944 --> 00:20:53,238 unless you really love your own, you know? 322 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:55,073 Hey, 323 00:20:55,573 --> 00:20:57,242 to 28 years. 324 00:20:57,283 --> 00:20:58,618 28 years. 325 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,078 - Cheers. - Cheers. 326 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:02,205 Oh, jeez. 327 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,296 Your toilet seat is broken. 328 00:21:10,338 --> 00:21:13,425 - I know, go downstairs. - I love you, I'm just saying. 329 00:21:20,765 --> 00:21:23,017 You decide on an architect for the lake house? 330 00:21:23,935 --> 00:21:26,271 Uh, no, it's a ways away. 331 00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:28,732 I actually like having the, uh, 332 00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:31,818 design process to look forward to. 333 00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:35,321 - I like the planning stages. - Yeah, well, our budget's... 334 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,031 We're gonna use one of those places, uh, 335 00:21:37,073 --> 00:21:38,783 where they have pre-designed homes you can choose from. 336 00:21:38,825 --> 00:21:41,119 - Sure, good idea. - Yeah. 337 00:21:41,161 --> 00:21:44,080 Place we're looking at has good designs, you know? 338 00:21:44,122 --> 00:21:46,666 Yeah, no, that's... That's great. 339 00:21:56,676 --> 00:21:58,553 I'll tell, you, Rich, save your money now. 340 00:21:58,595 --> 00:22:00,221 'Cause I thought I'd be settled by my age, 341 00:22:00,263 --> 00:22:01,973 but man, it never ends. 342 00:22:02,015 --> 00:22:05,101 Mortgage, car payments, Internet... 343 00:22:05,143 --> 00:22:07,145 Our dishwasher just gave out. 344 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:09,647 - Oh, man. - Yeah. 345 00:22:09,689 --> 00:22:12,859 Don't you think it should cost less to be alive? 346 00:22:14,986 --> 00:22:16,196 Absolutely. 347 00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:20,575 I'd started cutting my own hair to save some money. 348 00:22:21,868 --> 00:22:23,787 Yeah, messed it up pretty good. 349 00:22:23,828 --> 00:22:25,789 Thank God I'm married. 350 00:22:28,541 --> 00:22:29,918 - So, you... - Brigid said... 351 00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:32,045 Oh... 352 00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:34,380 - Go... Sorry, what? - No... No. 353 00:22:34,422 --> 00:22:36,341 Do you want some ice? 354 00:22:39,886 --> 00:22:41,387 - Sure. - Yeah. 355 00:22:46,309 --> 00:22:48,978 So you've been having weird dreams, too? 356 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,647 - Huh? - You can hear a lot 357 00:22:50,688 --> 00:22:52,190 through the, uh... 358 00:22:52,232 --> 00:22:54,317 I just caught you haven't been sleeping. 359 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,860 Thought maybe... 360 00:22:55,902 --> 00:22:58,988 I've been having weird dreams all week. 361 00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,740 I think it's because of the move. 362 00:23:02,075 --> 00:23:06,663 Last night, I was polishing a silver refrigerator 363 00:23:06,704 --> 00:23:09,874 and my dog was caught inside. 364 00:23:09,916 --> 00:23:11,209 And I don't have a dog. 365 00:23:11,251 --> 00:23:13,044 - Oh, man. - Yeah, weird stuff. 366 00:23:13,086 --> 00:23:14,254 Yes, sounds like it. 367 00:23:15,129 --> 00:23:16,631 - Mm. - Yeah. 368 00:23:17,090 --> 00:23:18,716 No. 369 00:23:18,758 --> 00:23:21,553 I don't even remember my, uh... 370 00:23:21,594 --> 00:23:23,972 Not even when I had one of those ones that... 371 00:23:26,891 --> 00:23:27,976 What? 372 00:23:28,601 --> 00:23:29,936 Ah, you know, 373 00:23:29,978 --> 00:23:32,230 the ones where you need a minute just to realize... 374 00:23:33,773 --> 00:23:35,441 - Oh... - Ah, don't worry about it. 375 00:23:35,483 --> 00:23:36,943 - Sorry. No, I got it. - Here, no. 376 00:23:36,985 --> 00:23:38,361 - Okay. - Okay. 377 00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:40,530 - God. - Welcome. 378 00:23:40,572 --> 00:23:43,575 Hello. So, this is what lies beneath. 379 00:24:28,328 --> 00:24:29,495 Mom! 380 00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:32,332 Oh, good Lord. 381 00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:34,918 Are you snooping? What are you holding? 382 00:24:34,959 --> 00:24:36,669 That's just my arthritis, 383 00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:39,005 snooper. 384 00:24:39,047 --> 00:24:40,882 Is that present for me? 385 00:24:40,924 --> 00:24:43,676 Yeah, open it downstairs. 386 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:46,387 Is it a fancy candle? 387 00:24:46,429 --> 00:24:47,722 Yes, smart-ass. 388 00:24:47,764 --> 00:24:50,892 I'll give you a fancy candle, keep walkin'. 389 00:24:50,934 --> 00:24:53,603 It won't work down here, sorry. 390 00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:55,813 Well, M&A transactions aren't a source of joy 391 00:24:55,855 --> 00:24:57,106 in my life, so my phone could use the rest. 392 00:24:57,148 --> 00:24:58,149 She's an all-star there. 393 00:24:58,191 --> 00:25:01,319 Dad... Ugh, no. 394 00:25:01,361 --> 00:25:04,322 Um, I was informed that I'm no longer 395 00:25:04,364 --> 00:25:06,157 - on the partner track. - What? 396 00:25:06,199 --> 00:25:07,492 - When did that happen? - That mean it just takes 397 00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:08,826 - more time? - Nope, 398 00:25:08,868 --> 00:25:10,078 it's the nice way of telling me to start looking 399 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,329 - for another job. - Really? 400 00:25:11,371 --> 00:25:12,830 Why would they do that? 401 00:25:12,872 --> 00:25:14,749 I just, I missed a lot of time last year 402 00:25:14,791 --> 00:25:15,833 when I was sick and then... 403 00:25:15,875 --> 00:25:17,460 No, she has Ulcerative Colitis, Rich. 404 00:25:17,502 --> 00:25:18,503 Mom. 405 00:25:18,544 --> 00:25:21,923 - It affects the colon. - Okay. Okay, Mom. 406 00:25:21,965 --> 00:25:26,135 So... And, um, I missed... I missed even more time 407 00:25:26,177 --> 00:25:27,804 right before they made their decision, 408 00:25:27,845 --> 00:25:29,389 so I had another flare up this month. 409 00:25:29,430 --> 00:25:30,515 Oh, babe, I'm sorry. 410 00:25:30,556 --> 00:25:32,225 - Yeah. Okay. - Why didn't you tell us? 411 00:25:32,266 --> 00:25:33,893 You know, they can't fire you 412 00:25:33,935 --> 00:25:35,561 because of a medical condition. 413 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:40,108 Well, they gave other reasons, obviously, but... 414 00:25:40,149 --> 00:25:41,859 Yeah, you get the sense that they support 415 00:25:41,901 --> 00:25:43,403 your chronic illness 416 00:25:43,444 --> 00:25:45,279 as long as it doesn't affect your billable hours, you know. 417 00:25:45,321 --> 00:25:46,447 They don't deserve you. 418 00:25:46,489 --> 00:25:48,032 How about financially, are you okay? 419 00:25:48,074 --> 00:25:49,909 Yeah, I'm set for a while. 420 00:25:49,951 --> 00:25:51,619 - For a few months or... - Dad, I'm fi... 421 00:25:51,661 --> 00:25:54,080 I'll let you know if I need money, okay? I'm... 422 00:25:54,122 --> 00:25:55,748 I don't want to talk about my job or... 423 00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,041 But just, how are you feeling? 424 00:25:57,083 --> 00:26:00,044 Just minor cramping, okay? I'm good. I am. 425 00:26:00,086 --> 00:26:02,547 How about food-wise? Can we get you 426 00:26:02,588 --> 00:26:03,881 - something special? - No, I'm fine. 427 00:26:03,923 --> 00:26:06,884 - Are you sure? - Yes, I'm... 428 00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:08,678 Sorry. 429 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,638 Just, at ease, everyone, okay? Can we just... 430 00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:12,515 Hey, why don't we do a downstairs toast... 431 00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:13,975 - Yes. Yeah. - ...before we break you. 432 00:26:14,017 --> 00:26:15,059 To the Blake family 433 00:26:15,101 --> 00:26:16,310 - Thanksgiving. - Oh, yeah. 434 00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,021 To the very special Chinatown edition 435 00:26:18,062 --> 00:26:19,897 of the Blake family Thanksgiving. 436 00:26:19,939 --> 00:26:21,399 Hear, hear. 437 00:26:21,441 --> 00:26:23,735 - Neither rain nor hail... - The storm and all. 438 00:26:23,776 --> 00:26:25,737 Nor sleet nor snow... 439 00:26:25,778 --> 00:26:28,072 Nor... What else? 440 00:26:29,949 --> 00:26:31,701 - Nor dementia. - Oh. 441 00:26:31,743 --> 00:26:33,369 Okay, now you're pushing it. 442 00:26:33,411 --> 00:26:34,954 - What, too soon? - Yeah. 443 00:26:34,996 --> 00:26:37,707 - That felt too soon to me. - You better give her a hug. 444 00:26:37,749 --> 00:26:39,000 - We love you, Momes. - Gosh. 445 00:26:39,042 --> 00:26:40,126 Love you. 446 00:26:40,168 --> 00:26:41,753 To knowing this is what matters, 447 00:26:41,794 --> 00:26:43,588 right here, right here. 448 00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:46,007 Because let me tell you, 449 00:26:46,049 --> 00:26:47,884 uh, coming down these streets, thinking about how far 450 00:26:47,925 --> 00:26:49,719 the Blakes have come... 451 00:26:49,761 --> 00:26:52,096 Uh, and even seeing that candle store was... 452 00:26:52,138 --> 00:26:53,264 It's not a candle store, 453 00:26:53,306 --> 00:26:54,766 it's a boutique that sells, 454 00:26:54,807 --> 00:26:57,268 - like, one candle. - Hey, I'm appreciating how... 455 00:26:57,310 --> 00:26:59,145 You see rich people walking around New York, 456 00:26:59,187 --> 00:27:01,064 God knows where their money comes from, 457 00:27:01,105 --> 00:27:02,899 but end of the day, 458 00:27:03,816 --> 00:27:06,110 everything anyone's got... 459 00:27:06,152 --> 00:27:08,446 I don't care how many candles you have, 460 00:27:08,488 --> 00:27:10,948 one day it goes. 461 00:27:10,990 --> 00:27:13,451 Whatever gifts God's given us, in the end, 462 00:27:13,493 --> 00:27:16,537 no matter who you are, everything you have goes. 463 00:27:20,416 --> 00:27:23,127 Well, that's the positive way of looking at things. 464 00:27:23,169 --> 00:27:25,088 I mean... 465 00:27:25,129 --> 00:27:26,422 - Wow. - What? 466 00:27:26,464 --> 00:27:28,132 - Ooh. - That's just so... 467 00:27:29,634 --> 00:27:31,469 - That's a lot. - I'm sorry. 468 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:32,762 - I'm sorry. - Oh, yeah. 469 00:27:32,804 --> 00:27:34,639 I love my family. That's the short version. 470 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,099 - Oh, maybe, yeah. - That one's better. 471 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:38,726 Okay... I'm glad we're together. 472 00:27:38,768 --> 00:27:41,229 Yeah, wow. You should do that at a funeral. 473 00:27:45,650 --> 00:27:48,986 It's so nice. 474 00:27:49,028 --> 00:27:50,988 - Richard. - So nice. It's so nice. 475 00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:52,615 I can't. 476 00:27:54,450 --> 00:27:55,618 It's a whole fire. 477 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:57,286 Shut it down. 478 00:28:02,875 --> 00:28:05,169 That sets the tone. 479 00:28:05,211 --> 00:28:06,546 It's ambiance. 480 00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:07,713 So how you doing, Mom? 481 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:10,091 Ah, I'm good, I'm good. 482 00:28:10,133 --> 00:28:12,343 Oh, did you get that text I sent you? 483 00:28:12,385 --> 00:28:14,762 Bridge, this girl who played basketball for Dunmore 484 00:28:14,804 --> 00:28:17,140 was bullied for being gay. 485 00:28:17,181 --> 00:28:19,851 Her mom found her dead in her room on Tuesday. 486 00:28:19,892 --> 00:28:21,477 - Whoa. - Oh, man. 487 00:28:21,519 --> 00:28:24,480 Yeah, suicide with some kinda pills. 488 00:28:24,522 --> 00:28:26,023 It's all over the news. 489 00:28:26,065 --> 00:28:28,693 I texted you, I was sure to... I wasn't sure if you got it? 490 00:28:28,734 --> 00:28:30,486 Yeah, this week was crazy. 491 00:28:30,528 --> 00:28:33,990 No, I'm just behind with messages, yeah. 492 00:28:34,031 --> 00:28:35,366 Yeah, you don't have to text her 493 00:28:35,408 --> 00:28:37,034 every time a lesbian kills herself. 494 00:28:37,076 --> 00:28:39,120 - I don't. - She doesn't do that. 495 00:28:39,162 --> 00:28:41,080 - I get enough... - Look, I appreciate it. 496 00:28:41,122 --> 00:28:42,540 ...annoying forwards myself. 497 00:28:42,582 --> 00:28:44,041 I'm not gonna clog up your guys' inbox. 498 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:47,128 No, you're not, Mom. You're good, though? 499 00:28:47,170 --> 00:28:48,588 - I am, yeah. - Yeah? 500 00:28:48,629 --> 00:28:50,047 My bosses are... 501 00:28:50,089 --> 00:28:51,382 Salsa... 502 00:28:51,424 --> 00:28:53,217 I'm an office manager, Rich, 503 00:28:53,259 --> 00:28:54,594 I've been with the same company since right 504 00:28:54,635 --> 00:28:56,137 - out of high school. - Oh. 505 00:28:56,179 --> 00:28:57,805 Whole place'd fall apart without her. 506 00:28:57,847 --> 00:29:00,600 Yeah, well, my salary doesn't reflect that. 507 00:29:01,767 --> 00:29:04,187 And these new kids they've hired, 508 00:29:04,228 --> 00:29:08,608 I'm now working for two more guys in their 20s. 509 00:29:08,649 --> 00:29:10,484 I don't even wanna talk about it. 510 00:29:10,526 --> 00:29:12,111 Can you pass me the... 511 00:29:12,737 --> 00:29:13,946 Thank you. 512 00:29:13,988 --> 00:29:15,823 And just because they have a special degree, 513 00:29:15,865 --> 00:29:17,825 they're making five times what I make, 514 00:29:17,867 --> 00:29:19,243 over 40 years I've been there. 515 00:29:19,285 --> 00:29:21,162 - Wow, 40 years. - Hey, focus on the lake house, 516 00:29:21,204 --> 00:29:22,663 you can unwind soon. 517 00:29:22,705 --> 00:29:24,332 You gotta take care of yourself. 518 00:29:24,373 --> 00:29:26,751 You know, it's smart to wait for the sewers. 519 00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:28,920 That'll... Property value is gonna skyrocket. 520 00:29:28,961 --> 00:29:30,087 Thanks, Professor. 521 00:29:30,129 --> 00:29:31,422 Yeah, when are they gonna be installed? 522 00:29:31,464 --> 00:29:34,091 It's up to the Department of Public Works. 523 00:29:34,133 --> 00:29:36,093 - Hmm. - Okay, we got... 524 00:29:36,135 --> 00:29:39,555 And how's Aunt Mary? 525 00:29:39,597 --> 00:29:42,516 Oh, she's hanging in there, God love her. 526 00:29:42,558 --> 00:29:44,060 Rich, this is their aunt 527 00:29:44,101 --> 00:29:46,479 - who had both knees replaced. - Can you pass the... 528 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:47,813 I drive her to her physical therapy. 529 00:29:47,855 --> 00:29:49,857 Get it yourself. 530 00:29:49,899 --> 00:29:51,776 They got this contraption now 531 00:29:52,902 --> 00:29:54,654 to help load her into the pool. 532 00:29:54,695 --> 00:29:56,864 Oh, fancy. 533 00:29:56,906 --> 00:30:00,868 Oh, and did I e-mail you that Pam Hoban has ovarian cancer? 534 00:30:00,910 --> 00:30:01,994 She does? Yikes. 535 00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:03,120 Oh, man, how's she doing? 536 00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:05,957 Yeah, I'm taking her to her treatments 537 00:30:05,998 --> 00:30:08,042 'cause her and her brother, 538 00:30:08,084 --> 00:30:09,752 they don't speak anymore. 539 00:30:11,295 --> 00:30:12,964 She's being tough, so... 540 00:30:14,632 --> 00:30:16,467 What else? 541 00:30:17,843 --> 00:30:19,470 Oh, on Tuesdays I'm... 542 00:30:19,512 --> 00:30:20,972 Mom, you're talking with your mouth full. 543 00:30:25,685 --> 00:30:27,144 I'm now volunteering... 544 00:30:28,354 --> 00:30:29,563 Father Paul told me... 545 00:30:29,605 --> 00:30:31,315 And don't roll your eyes, Erik. 546 00:30:31,357 --> 00:30:34,068 I'm not saying a word. 547 00:30:34,110 --> 00:30:36,070 ...right in Scranton, there's a whole community 548 00:30:36,112 --> 00:30:38,155 of refugees from Bhutan. 549 00:30:40,449 --> 00:30:42,326 - What? It's not funny. - Let me guess, 550 00:30:42,368 --> 00:30:44,829 Saint Deirdre is coming to their rescue? 551 00:30:44,870 --> 00:30:46,330 You have no idea. 552 00:30:46,372 --> 00:30:50,334 Be quiet, you have no idea, these people have nothing. 553 00:30:50,376 --> 00:30:53,254 They're all just looking to learn English, to find work. 554 00:30:55,298 --> 00:30:57,675 We think we have nothing, but, man. 555 00:30:59,176 --> 00:31:01,053 That's great you're volunteering. 556 00:31:02,722 --> 00:31:03,848 Thanks, Rich. 557 00:31:03,889 --> 00:31:05,349 And how are you, Mom? 558 00:31:05,391 --> 00:31:08,019 Aimee didn't ask how the Republic of Bhutan was doing. 559 00:31:08,060 --> 00:31:10,646 I'm good, smart-ass, I said that already. 560 00:31:10,688 --> 00:31:11,814 Now why don't you open your gifts. 561 00:31:11,856 --> 00:31:12,982 Mom, I was just teasing. 562 00:31:13,024 --> 00:31:14,567 Hey, guys, no one be alarmed 563 00:31:14,608 --> 00:31:17,153 if I'm up and down these stairs, like, a million times 564 00:31:17,194 --> 00:31:19,655 - to use the facilities. - You want me to go with you? 565 00:31:24,243 --> 00:31:25,494 - This... - Careful with that. 566 00:31:25,536 --> 00:31:26,996 ...is beautiful wrapping. 567 00:31:27,038 --> 00:31:28,664 I believe I picked it out, when I gave you... 568 00:31:28,706 --> 00:31:29,874 I believe you might have. 569 00:31:29,915 --> 00:31:32,877 ...your birthday gift. 570 00:31:32,918 --> 00:31:34,628 - Just, just think... - Maybe. 571 00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:36,797 Oh, Rich. Check it out. 572 00:31:36,839 --> 00:31:40,217 - Oh, this is awesome, thanks. - And what is this other... 573 00:31:40,259 --> 00:31:43,137 - Honey, it's fragile. - ...beautiful, 574 00:31:43,179 --> 00:31:45,056 fragile mystery. 575 00:31:46,349 --> 00:31:49,393 - Ooh. - Okay, before you tease me... 576 00:31:49,435 --> 00:31:50,686 A Virgin Mary statue... 577 00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:51,896 I know you guys don't believe, 578 00:31:51,937 --> 00:31:53,814 ...with a serpent under her foot. 579 00:31:53,856 --> 00:31:55,816 ...but she's appearing everywhere now, 580 00:31:55,858 --> 00:31:58,694 not just in Fatima, but in West Virginia... 581 00:31:58,736 --> 00:31:59,987 - Mm-hmm. - And... 582 00:32:01,906 --> 00:32:04,075 Just keep it for my sake in the kitchen, 583 00:32:04,116 --> 00:32:06,077 or even if you put it in a drawer somewhere, okay? 584 00:32:06,118 --> 00:32:08,579 Mom, I will absolutely 585 00:32:08,621 --> 00:32:10,289 put this in a drawer somewhere, thank you. 586 00:32:10,331 --> 00:32:11,582 Watch out. 587 00:32:15,461 --> 00:32:17,755 You want to go for a ride, Mom? 588 00:32:17,797 --> 00:32:19,048 We can go for a ride. 589 00:32:53,457 --> 00:32:54,792 Hey, no, I don't remember mine 590 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:56,293 if I don't write them down in the morning. 591 00:32:56,335 --> 00:32:58,587 Whatever it was, couldn't have been any scarier 592 00:32:58,629 --> 00:32:59,964 than the, um... 593 00:33:00,005 --> 00:33:01,966 I made him watch this... 594 00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:04,093 What was it called, Erik? The movie... 595 00:33:04,135 --> 00:33:06,554 The Lifetime movie about the housewife who got AIDS. 596 00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:08,097 Oh, yeah, she made me watch it. 597 00:33:08,139 --> 00:33:09,056 Guys, it was so cheesy, but really terrifying. 598 00:33:09,098 --> 00:33:10,433 Worst two hours of my life. 599 00:33:10,474 --> 00:33:11,851 What was so scary about it? 600 00:33:11,892 --> 00:33:14,019 Well, this housewife cheats on her husband 601 00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:17,648 and he comes home from work and asks her how her day was. 602 00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:21,152 I mean, what can she say? 603 00:33:21,193 --> 00:33:22,862 "Oh, today I cheated on you 604 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:25,322 "and contracted the HIV virus, honey, 605 00:33:25,364 --> 00:33:27,825 "how was your day?" 606 00:33:27,867 --> 00:33:29,285 Can you imagine? 607 00:33:29,326 --> 00:33:30,786 You're trying to be a comedian, 608 00:33:30,828 --> 00:33:31,996 no more wine for you. 609 00:33:32,037 --> 00:33:33,789 Have you seen the one where, um... 610 00:33:33,831 --> 00:33:35,875 I think it's called My Stepson, My Lover? 611 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:37,501 Oh, that was a classic, Rich. 612 00:33:37,543 --> 00:33:39,336 No, Mom, please don't be gross. 613 00:33:39,378 --> 00:33:41,755 She's... She's fine. 614 00:33:41,797 --> 00:33:43,966 Be nicer to your mom, babe. 615 00:33:44,008 --> 00:33:45,301 Thanks, Rich. 616 00:34:00,566 --> 00:34:03,110 As soon as it left my mouth... 617 00:34:03,152 --> 00:34:04,653 Anything I say makes her... 618 00:34:04,695 --> 00:34:05,863 Yeah. 619 00:34:06,697 --> 00:34:08,032 Who does she remind you of? 620 00:34:08,532 --> 00:34:09,992 - You. - Me? 621 00:34:10,034 --> 00:34:12,661 - You. It's you, my friend. - She's all you, my friend. 622 00:34:25,591 --> 00:34:27,051 - Do it. - No. 623 00:34:31,889 --> 00:34:33,349 This is... This is just the worst. 624 00:34:41,732 --> 00:34:43,901 Don't wait until after dinner. 625 00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:02,086 Erik, can I get you another beer? 626 00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:05,506 Uh, yeah, please. 627 00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:07,925 Brigid said you guys went on a cruise last summer. 628 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:10,261 Oh, yeah, we've gone on four of 'em now, 629 00:35:10,302 --> 00:35:12,596 to Halifax and Mexico. 630 00:35:12,638 --> 00:35:14,181 You ever been on one? 631 00:35:14,223 --> 00:35:15,558 Not on one of those big ships. 632 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:17,685 I've sailed with my family growing up. 633 00:35:17,726 --> 00:35:19,937 We try to get the girls to come but, uh, 634 00:35:19,979 --> 00:35:21,438 they think it's pretty lame, you know. 635 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,441 Yeah, well, we know it's cheesy, but we like it 636 00:35:24,483 --> 00:35:25,776 because they take care of everything. 637 00:35:25,818 --> 00:35:26,986 Yeah. 638 00:35:27,027 --> 00:35:29,280 - You feel taken care of. - Yeah, I get that. 639 00:35:29,321 --> 00:35:31,574 Are you able to avoid all of the touristy stuff 640 00:35:31,615 --> 00:35:33,993 - when you dock? Or do you... - Oh, the, well... 641 00:35:34,034 --> 00:35:36,745 They let you off at pretty good spots usually. 642 00:35:36,787 --> 00:35:38,622 - Mm, cool. - Where there's lots to do. 643 00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:40,916 - Yeah. - Yeah. 644 00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:43,127 Spots are pretty good usually where they 645 00:35:43,168 --> 00:35:44,920 - leave you off at. - Right, yeah, cool. 646 00:35:44,962 --> 00:35:46,505 They usually have decent 647 00:35:46,547 --> 00:35:49,133 entertainment options on the ship. 648 00:35:49,174 --> 00:35:51,927 Lots of singers have professional credits. 649 00:35:51,969 --> 00:35:53,721 Lots of stuff going on all at once. 650 00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:55,264 - Sounds awesome. - Yeah, yeah, 651 00:35:55,306 --> 00:35:57,558 at night she can go see a show and I can go, you know, 652 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,310 - do something else. - Gamble. You gamble. 653 00:35:59,351 --> 00:36:02,271 Or whatever else I feel like doing. 654 00:36:02,313 --> 00:36:04,565 Well, come on, don't act like you play shuffleboard 655 00:36:04,607 --> 00:36:06,900 on the lido deck. 656 00:36:12,489 --> 00:36:13,782 Gonna check the score of the game. 657 00:36:13,824 --> 00:36:14,992 Okay. 658 00:37:03,916 --> 00:37:05,876 ...finish drinking your shake, Ma. 659 00:37:07,753 --> 00:37:09,046 - Oh! - Mom! 660 00:37:09,088 --> 00:37:10,297 I got it... 661 00:37:10,339 --> 00:37:12,049 - Mom, it's everywhere. - Erik! 662 00:37:12,091 --> 00:37:14,385 Mom, don't worry, we have loads of paper towels. 663 00:37:19,932 --> 00:37:21,809 Had a minor spill. 664 00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:25,562 Someone's in here. 665 00:37:28,273 --> 00:37:30,859 Oh, there's some shake in the crudite... 666 00:37:30,901 --> 00:37:32,319 On the wall... 667 00:37:32,361 --> 00:37:35,072 - You okay? - Um... 668 00:37:35,114 --> 00:37:37,032 I'm just worried about the roads. 669 00:37:37,074 --> 00:37:38,575 It's snowing out there. 670 00:37:40,369 --> 00:37:42,663 I... I think someone from a higher floor 671 00:37:42,705 --> 00:37:44,540 just emptied their ash tray. 672 00:37:53,674 --> 00:37:54,925 Rich! 673 00:37:54,967 --> 00:37:56,260 Yup! 674 00:37:57,428 --> 00:37:59,430 There's some shake in your hummus. 675 00:38:01,473 --> 00:38:04,059 You know what? I'll just scoop it out. 676 00:38:09,398 --> 00:38:10,899 Hey, hi... 677 00:38:11,692 --> 00:38:13,026 I... I know, 678 00:38:13,068 --> 00:38:14,737 I know... 679 00:38:14,778 --> 00:38:17,281 Happy Thanksgiving. 680 00:38:17,322 --> 00:38:18,949 I know, but I... 681 00:38:18,991 --> 00:38:21,118 I know, I just thought the holidays 682 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,454 could be an exception. 683 00:38:24,621 --> 00:38:26,957 I just wanted to hear your... 684 00:38:29,126 --> 00:38:30,502 No, I get it. 685 00:38:32,463 --> 00:38:35,466 No, I figured, um... 686 00:38:35,507 --> 00:38:38,469 Yeah, I saw your pics online, so... 687 00:38:40,012 --> 00:38:43,724 No, no, I think it's good, you know. 688 00:38:43,766 --> 00:38:47,603 And I've been dating, too, so... Yeah. 689 00:38:47,644 --> 00:38:49,646 Yeah. 690 00:38:49,688 --> 00:38:53,609 Nothing, nothing serious, but yeah. 691 00:38:53,650 --> 00:38:54,818 Yeah. 692 00:38:56,153 --> 00:38:57,321 You're fine, babe. 693 00:38:57,362 --> 00:38:58,530 No, I'm not. 694 00:38:58,572 --> 00:39:01,116 - Mm! - Don't tell me stuff. 695 00:39:01,158 --> 00:39:02,868 - Manganese... - Don't tell me stuff. 696 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:04,328 Riboflavin. 697 00:39:04,369 --> 00:39:06,538 Well, I'll let you go. 698 00:39:06,580 --> 00:39:07,956 But I'm glad that you're... 699 00:39:13,504 --> 00:39:17,549 I will... I'll... I'll tell them. 700 00:39:18,675 --> 00:39:22,054 Yeah, absolutely, they'll appreciate that. 701 00:39:23,055 --> 00:39:24,723 And love to all of your... 702 00:39:26,475 --> 00:39:28,769 Exactly. 703 00:39:32,231 --> 00:39:33,690 Yeah. 704 00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:37,736 Happy Thanksgiving. 705 00:39:38,695 --> 00:39:40,155 And, uh... 706 00:39:41,824 --> 00:39:43,700 Well, you don't have to wish me a Merry... 707 00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:49,665 We... We can talk again before Christmas. 708 00:39:53,043 --> 00:39:54,086 Mm-hmm. 709 00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:58,757 Yeah... Uh-huh... 710 00:40:04,137 --> 00:40:05,389 Maybe... 711 00:40:06,932 --> 00:40:09,393 Yeah, well, maybe your therapist is right. 712 00:40:12,020 --> 00:40:15,023 It's just that the holidays would feel 713 00:40:15,065 --> 00:40:17,276 wrong, you know, without us at least... 714 00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:22,906 No, I respect that. 715 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:25,075 Yeah. 716 00:40:28,453 --> 00:40:31,415 Well, look, uh, love to all your... 717 00:40:34,376 --> 00:40:37,254 You, too. Okay, you, too. 718 00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:39,256 Bye. 719 00:41:00,861 --> 00:41:02,654 I miss her. 720 00:41:06,825 --> 00:41:11,663 Hey, listen, you'll find someone new. 721 00:41:11,705 --> 00:41:13,290 Hey, I'm serious, 722 00:41:13,332 --> 00:41:16,335 - you're gonna find someone. - No. Not with history. 723 00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:18,295 Carol knew me with acne. 724 00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:20,964 She... She helped me with my law school application. 725 00:41:21,006 --> 00:41:22,799 You're gonna come outta this stronger, 726 00:41:22,841 --> 00:41:24,343 - I promise. - Oh, just stop, Daddy, 727 00:41:24,384 --> 00:41:27,304 just stop lying to me. Just... Stop! 728 00:41:39,816 --> 00:41:42,319 Don't actually stop. 729 00:41:42,361 --> 00:41:44,821 Keep saying things to me. 730 00:41:48,325 --> 00:41:50,994 Okay. 731 00:41:51,036 --> 00:41:52,329 - Give me a minute. - Okay. 732 00:41:57,376 --> 00:41:59,503 She refused to quit driving, Rich. 733 00:41:59,544 --> 00:42:01,755 - Oh... - But six years ago, 734 00:42:01,797 --> 00:42:05,008 Erik couldn't bring himself to take the keys from her, 735 00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:07,219 so he got her to take a driver's exam 736 00:42:07,260 --> 00:42:09,471 so the decision wouldn't be on him. 737 00:42:09,513 --> 00:42:10,847 And part of the test 738 00:42:10,889 --> 00:42:12,849 is they show her a picture of a "yield" sign, 739 00:42:12,891 --> 00:42:14,726 but without the word "yield" on it. 740 00:42:14,768 --> 00:42:18,188 And God love her, she can't answer that. 741 00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:20,065 But enough of her is still there 742 00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:25,070 that she goes to the poor guy giving the test, 743 00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:26,989 really pissed off, she goes, 744 00:42:27,030 --> 00:42:30,409 "Trust me, I'd know what to do if I was driving." 745 00:42:30,450 --> 00:42:33,537 So he goes, "Then just tell me what you'd do 746 00:42:33,578 --> 00:42:36,206 "if you were driving and pulled up to this sign." 747 00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:38,583 And she goes, 748 00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:40,544 "I'd see what everyone else was doing, 749 00:42:40,585 --> 00:42:41,670 "then I'd do that." 750 00:42:41,712 --> 00:42:44,756 Oh, my God. 751 00:42:47,426 --> 00:42:48,552 Where're you at 752 00:42:48,593 --> 00:42:50,345 with the whole nursing home discussion? 753 00:42:50,387 --> 00:42:51,555 Mom is... 754 00:42:51,596 --> 00:42:54,141 As long as Uncle John can watch her weekdays, 755 00:42:54,182 --> 00:42:55,308 we're fine. 756 00:42:55,350 --> 00:42:56,727 I love that you guys... 757 00:42:56,768 --> 00:42:59,479 Oh, um... I was just gonna say 758 00:42:59,521 --> 00:43:02,649 I love that you both call her "Mom." 759 00:43:02,691 --> 00:43:04,818 That's what she is to me, 760 00:43:04,860 --> 00:43:08,488 that's what's special about marriage, Rich. 761 00:43:08,530 --> 00:43:10,032 - A real marriage... - Okay. 762 00:43:10,073 --> 00:43:12,034 - ...you get two families. - Okay. 763 00:43:12,075 --> 00:43:15,245 I am very committed to Brigid. 764 00:43:16,288 --> 00:43:17,706 Well, 765 00:43:17,748 --> 00:43:19,458 Mom's calm now, Rich, 766 00:43:19,499 --> 00:43:21,460 but, man, when she isn't, it's... 767 00:43:22,252 --> 00:43:23,295 It's like watching her 768 00:43:23,336 --> 00:43:25,630 turn into someone else, you know? 769 00:43:25,672 --> 00:43:28,091 Can I... 770 00:43:28,133 --> 00:43:30,761 Oh, yeah, just lift her feet back. 771 00:43:30,802 --> 00:43:33,305 Before we got her on these new meds, 772 00:43:33,346 --> 00:43:35,223 you could've put some of her worst outbursts 773 00:43:35,265 --> 00:43:36,308 in a horror flick. 774 00:43:36,349 --> 00:43:38,018 - Brigid's? I agree. - Dad. 775 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:39,478 No, I'm serious. 776 00:43:39,519 --> 00:43:42,064 - Richard... - Ambiance. 777 00:43:42,105 --> 00:43:45,150 Seeing these ads for that zombie show on TV. 778 00:43:45,192 --> 00:43:46,234 I can't believe people 779 00:43:46,276 --> 00:43:47,944 wanna watch that kind of stuff at night. 780 00:43:47,986 --> 00:43:49,112 - There's always... - Oh, 781 00:43:49,154 --> 00:43:51,198 she hates anything with blood or gore. 782 00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:53,033 Yeah, there's enough going on in the real world 783 00:43:53,075 --> 00:43:54,284 to give me the creeps, 784 00:43:54,326 --> 00:43:55,786 - I don't need any more... - That's like... 785 00:43:55,827 --> 00:43:57,287 I bet she'd appreciate, uh... 786 00:43:57,329 --> 00:43:59,956 There's this comic book called Quasar 787 00:43:59,998 --> 00:44:02,793 that I was obsessed with as a kid, and it's about... 788 00:44:02,834 --> 00:44:04,419 You're still obsessed with Quasar. 789 00:44:04,461 --> 00:44:07,130 Okay, well, I am, be quiet, um... 790 00:44:07,172 --> 00:44:10,634 It's about this species of, like, half-alien, 791 00:44:10,675 --> 00:44:13,428 half-demon creatures with teeth on their backs. 792 00:44:13,470 --> 00:44:14,971 Oh, my God, just call them monsters. 793 00:44:15,013 --> 00:44:16,264 And in their world... 794 00:44:16,306 --> 00:44:19,476 And on their planet, they like... 795 00:44:19,518 --> 00:44:20,811 The scary stories 796 00:44:20,852 --> 00:44:24,356 that they tell each other are all about us. 797 00:44:24,397 --> 00:44:26,691 The horror stories for the monsters 798 00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,026 are about humans. 799 00:44:28,068 --> 00:44:29,152 Thank God he's in grad school. 800 00:44:29,194 --> 00:44:30,487 I love that. 801 00:44:30,529 --> 00:44:33,782 Well, people are... You should meet my boss. 802 00:44:33,824 --> 00:44:35,158 No teeth on his back, 803 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:36,368 - but, man... - Mm-hmm. 804 00:44:36,409 --> 00:44:37,994 The monsters aren't scared of us, 805 00:44:38,036 --> 00:44:39,246 - so why would... - Sure they are. 806 00:44:39,287 --> 00:44:41,873 There's... It's always a man driving a stake 807 00:44:41,915 --> 00:44:43,208 through the heart of a vampire, 808 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:46,294 or if you're a zombie, you eat people, 809 00:44:46,336 --> 00:44:48,380 but your biggest threat is what? 810 00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:50,298 Getting killed by some enterprising human, right? 811 00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:51,716 - I get it, Rich... - Yeah. 812 00:44:51,758 --> 00:44:53,468 They'd be more scared by monster-eating monsters 813 00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:55,262 or something, am I right? 814 00:44:55,303 --> 00:44:56,847 Monsters aren't real, 815 00:44:56,888 --> 00:44:59,015 so it's a weird thing to wanna be right about. 816 00:44:59,057 --> 00:45:00,183 Okay. 817 00:45:00,225 --> 00:45:01,434 Probably the soundest argument. 818 00:45:01,476 --> 00:45:02,602 Not what you thought last night. 819 00:45:02,644 --> 00:45:03,854 You thought that was pretty real. 820 00:45:03,895 --> 00:45:05,188 There's sweat on the sheets to prove it. 821 00:45:05,230 --> 00:45:06,690 Oh, man, you can't let that go, can you? 822 00:45:06,731 --> 00:45:07,983 Well, why don't... 823 00:45:08,024 --> 00:45:09,317 Just tell me what you dreamed, and I'll drop it. 824 00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:10,861 You... You're assuming I saw something specific 825 00:45:10,902 --> 00:45:12,320 when she just... 826 00:45:12,362 --> 00:45:14,656 - It wasn't like that, okay? - Wait, wait, "she"? 827 00:45:14,698 --> 00:45:16,366 So you do remember something specific about that dream. 828 00:45:16,408 --> 00:45:17,492 You guys are relentless. 829 00:45:17,534 --> 00:45:18,660 Rich, help me out here. 830 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:20,036 Erik, have you been dreaming about 831 00:45:20,078 --> 00:45:21,204 - a supermodel this whole time? - I tell Brigid my dreams. 832 00:45:21,246 --> 00:45:22,289 Yes, you do, all of them. 833 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:23,832 Two weeks ago, I dreamt 834 00:45:23,874 --> 00:45:26,168 that my oldest sister was a mannequin 835 00:45:26,209 --> 00:45:28,044 - working in a grocery store. - Richard. 836 00:45:28,086 --> 00:45:29,546 What, I'm serious. 837 00:45:29,588 --> 00:45:31,673 - All I remember... - Ooh, what? 838 00:45:35,135 --> 00:45:36,761 Well, there's not much to... 839 00:45:37,262 --> 00:45:38,430 Tell us. 840 00:45:41,433 --> 00:45:42,726 Come on. 841 00:45:45,812 --> 00:45:47,731 A couple of nights, I've had this... 842 00:45:49,691 --> 00:45:51,735 There'll be a, uh... 843 00:45:53,403 --> 00:45:54,529 A woman... 844 00:45:55,906 --> 00:45:57,073 And? 845 00:45:58,617 --> 00:45:59,618 What? 846 00:46:02,412 --> 00:46:04,539 And her back is to me... 847 00:46:04,581 --> 00:46:07,584 Or maybe something happens where... 848 00:46:07,626 --> 00:46:11,171 Her head turns, and I can see that her face is all... 849 00:46:12,297 --> 00:46:13,506 Um... 850 00:46:13,548 --> 00:46:15,926 - What? - Just tell us. 851 00:46:22,307 --> 00:46:23,934 Her skin is stretched 852 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:26,811 over her eyes and her mouth. 853 00:46:27,896 --> 00:46:30,440 - Ew! - She's got no face? 854 00:46:30,482 --> 00:46:31,858 No... 855 00:46:31,900 --> 00:46:34,611 Skin where her eyes and mouth should be, you know... 856 00:46:34,653 --> 00:46:36,321 - Oh, my... Ew. - Yeah, yeah... 857 00:46:36,363 --> 00:46:39,032 And... Over the holes in her ears... 858 00:46:39,074 --> 00:46:40,283 Oh! 859 00:46:40,325 --> 00:46:41,368 Okay... 860 00:46:41,409 --> 00:46:42,744 How's that for timing? 861 00:46:42,786 --> 00:46:43,828 - Okay... - Nice. 862 00:46:43,870 --> 00:46:45,580 What the hell is going on up there? 863 00:46:45,622 --> 00:46:47,290 What is she doing up there? 864 00:46:47,332 --> 00:46:49,251 You think she's exercising or something? 865 00:46:49,292 --> 00:46:51,169 No, you think she's sweatin' to the Oldies up there? 866 00:46:51,211 --> 00:46:53,088 No way. 867 00:46:54,214 --> 00:46:56,258 Oh, you know what it probably is? 868 00:46:56,299 --> 00:46:57,926 - What? - What is it? 869 00:46:57,968 --> 00:46:59,803 I'm just realizing... 870 00:46:59,844 --> 00:47:01,930 - It's the Faceless Lady... - Oh, nice. 871 00:47:01,972 --> 00:47:03,556 - ...telling us to be quiet. - That's very funny. 872 00:47:03,598 --> 00:47:04,808 Are you drunk? 873 00:47:04,849 --> 00:47:06,268 Or maybe she wants some turkey. 874 00:47:07,435 --> 00:47:08,937 But how would she eat turkey? 875 00:47:08,979 --> 00:47:10,146 She's got no mouth. 876 00:47:10,188 --> 00:47:12,232 You know... I'm... Thank... I'm glad I... 877 00:47:12,274 --> 00:47:13,316 I... I opened up about my nightmare. 878 00:47:13,358 --> 00:47:14,901 Oh, my God, just tell us the rest. 879 00:47:14,943 --> 00:47:16,486 Thank you for your love and support. 880 00:47:16,528 --> 00:47:17,779 Hey! 881 00:47:17,821 --> 00:47:19,614 Should I ask the dinosaur upstairs 882 00:47:19,656 --> 00:47:21,408 to tread a little more softly? 883 00:47:21,449 --> 00:47:23,159 Not unless you speak Cantonese! 884 00:47:23,201 --> 00:47:24,286 Just get down here. 885 00:47:24,327 --> 00:47:25,662 You'll appreciate this, Erik... 886 00:47:25,704 --> 00:47:27,747 Last week, I dreamt that I fell through 887 00:47:27,789 --> 00:47:29,833 an ice cream cone made of grass 888 00:47:29,874 --> 00:47:31,668 - and became a baby. - Okay, no, no, no, 889 00:47:31,710 --> 00:47:33,837 save the dreams for Christmas, we're ready to eat here. 890 00:47:33,878 --> 00:47:35,255 - Aimee! - Why don't I go up there 891 00:47:35,297 --> 00:47:36,506 and just ask your neighbors to please... 892 00:47:36,548 --> 00:47:38,174 - No! Dad... Dad. - ...just to keep it down. 893 00:47:38,216 --> 00:47:40,302 The floors are so old. Listen... 894 00:47:44,889 --> 00:47:46,474 Why? 895 00:47:46,516 --> 00:47:48,351 Showing Dad how creaky the floors are. 896 00:47:49,436 --> 00:47:50,562 Okay. 897 00:47:51,438 --> 00:47:52,647 I think he's got it. 898 00:47:53,857 --> 00:47:56,026 Bridge, you're shaking the fixtures. 899 00:47:56,526 --> 00:47:57,610 Try it. 900 00:47:57,652 --> 00:47:58,778 - No. - Ha! Ha! 901 00:47:58,820 --> 00:48:00,780 Oh, my God! I'm not meant to jump. 902 00:48:00,822 --> 00:48:02,365 Join me! 903 00:48:06,661 --> 00:48:08,288 Is this yours? 904 00:48:08,330 --> 00:48:09,372 Yeah. 905 00:48:10,999 --> 00:48:13,376 Whoo! 906 00:48:15,253 --> 00:48:16,546 My gosh... 907 00:48:18,715 --> 00:48:21,217 Do you see the Mary statue? 908 00:48:21,259 --> 00:48:23,553 She's talking to me about marriage. 909 00:48:25,055 --> 00:48:26,514 We were doing so good, 910 00:48:26,556 --> 00:48:28,391 I don't know why she's back to... 911 00:48:29,434 --> 00:48:31,644 I don't know, some things... Some... 912 00:48:33,021 --> 00:48:35,231 I don't know. 913 00:48:35,273 --> 00:48:37,067 Can I give you a little tip? 914 00:48:37,108 --> 00:48:39,069 - Sure. - Before you carve it, 915 00:48:39,110 --> 00:48:41,029 you want it to sit out and rest for a little bit. 916 00:48:41,071 --> 00:48:42,113 Oh, okay. 917 00:48:42,155 --> 00:48:43,239 Don't do it right away. 918 00:48:43,281 --> 00:48:44,366 Maybe you could help... 919 00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:45,450 How about cleaning up? 920 00:48:45,492 --> 00:48:46,701 I can do a few dishes for you. 921 00:48:46,743 --> 00:48:49,704 Always. Are you into shallots? 922 00:48:49,746 --> 00:48:51,456 - Do I what? - Do you like shallots? 923 00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:53,124 Rich made up this list 924 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:57,128 of pros and cons, to move in or not to move in. 925 00:48:57,170 --> 00:48:59,547 Aimee, his list... 926 00:49:02,467 --> 00:49:05,011 I found this little guy 927 00:49:05,053 --> 00:49:06,930 posted to the fridge this morning. 928 00:49:09,015 --> 00:49:11,434 Prepare yourself. 929 00:49:11,476 --> 00:49:14,396 "Three simple ways to find joy." 930 00:49:14,437 --> 00:49:17,565 - Come on. - I literally took it down. 931 00:49:18,316 --> 00:49:19,401 Oh, no. 932 00:49:20,944 --> 00:49:22,237 - Put it back. - No. 933 00:49:22,278 --> 00:49:23,446 - Yeah. - No. 934 00:49:23,488 --> 00:49:26,116 No, that's... Endearing. 935 00:49:26,157 --> 00:49:27,617 The list is okay. 936 00:49:27,659 --> 00:49:29,202 No. 937 00:49:29,244 --> 00:49:31,538 No, I... 938 00:49:31,579 --> 00:49:34,416 - No, that's good. - ...couldn't look at it. 939 00:49:34,457 --> 00:49:36,042 Poor Rich. 940 00:49:36,084 --> 00:49:37,877 - He's great. - But we were happy 941 00:49:37,919 --> 00:49:40,588 without making it so official, so... 942 00:49:40,630 --> 00:49:41,881 I don't know. 943 00:49:41,923 --> 00:49:44,426 Yeah, well, Carol and I broke up because 944 00:49:45,051 --> 00:49:46,636 we were unhappy... 945 00:49:48,138 --> 00:49:49,639 And now, um... 946 00:49:51,141 --> 00:49:55,228 Maybe loving someone long-term is more 947 00:49:55,270 --> 00:49:57,772 about deciding whether to go through life 948 00:49:57,814 --> 00:50:00,817 unhappy alone or unhappy with someone else? 949 00:50:03,111 --> 00:50:05,405 Richard can draw up a list of reasons 950 00:50:05,447 --> 00:50:06,823 why the breakup was a good thing. 951 00:50:06,865 --> 00:50:07,991 If you want. 952 00:50:08,032 --> 00:50:09,617 I can ask him to draft a very long list. 953 00:50:10,493 --> 00:50:12,162 - Hey, wait. - What? 954 00:50:14,664 --> 00:50:16,666 Um, I need to have that surgery. 955 00:50:18,209 --> 00:50:19,419 - The one where they'll... - I thought you could wait 956 00:50:19,461 --> 00:50:20,920 - till your 60s. - All these tests 957 00:50:20,962 --> 00:50:23,715 showed that it's just dysplasia, 958 00:50:23,756 --> 00:50:25,550 which means it's not cancer. 959 00:50:26,092 --> 00:50:27,719 But it'll... 960 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,970 With colitis, it'll become cancer 961 00:50:29,012 --> 00:50:30,346 if they don't take it out. 962 00:50:30,388 --> 00:50:32,015 You'll lose the whole intestine? 963 00:50:33,308 --> 00:50:35,185 Cures the disease, though, 964 00:50:36,144 --> 00:50:37,520 so... 965 00:50:38,313 --> 00:50:39,606 But, yeah, 966 00:50:39,647 --> 00:50:42,525 they make a hole in your abdomen and then... 967 00:50:42,567 --> 00:50:44,235 So the waste can, you know... 968 00:50:46,154 --> 00:50:48,031 Do Mom and Dad know? 969 00:50:48,072 --> 00:50:51,534 No, I don't want to discuss it at dinner. 970 00:50:52,577 --> 00:50:54,037 But... 971 00:50:54,078 --> 00:50:56,122 I'm okay. 972 00:50:56,915 --> 00:50:58,958 I'm mostly just, like, 973 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,669 how am I gonna find another girlfriend? 974 00:51:01,711 --> 00:51:04,047 - You're a complete catch. - Oh, God. 975 00:51:04,088 --> 00:51:07,425 I'm gonna be pooing out of a hole in my abdomen. 976 00:51:08,927 --> 00:51:10,220 Who's gonna date me? 977 00:51:10,261 --> 00:51:11,721 Lots of people. 978 00:51:11,763 --> 00:51:13,097 Lotta ugly people. 979 00:51:13,139 --> 00:51:14,766 Aimee... 980 00:51:14,807 --> 00:51:16,976 A lot of just troll ladies, 981 00:51:18,228 --> 00:51:20,104 who have their own troll problems 982 00:51:20,146 --> 00:51:21,689 living under bridges. 983 00:51:27,111 --> 00:51:28,947 If you shat out your ears, 984 00:51:28,988 --> 00:51:31,699 if they rerouted your colon to your ears, 985 00:51:32,283 --> 00:51:34,244 I'd still marry you. 986 00:51:34,285 --> 00:51:36,246 Bridge! 987 00:51:36,287 --> 00:51:38,581 Can you bring down some paper towels? 988 00:51:39,457 --> 00:51:42,210 I could come and get the paper towels 989 00:51:42,252 --> 00:51:44,003 if you don't want... 990 00:51:44,045 --> 00:51:45,421 Or... 991 00:51:50,385 --> 00:51:51,886 You know, I'm more worried about... 992 00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:53,429 Did you notice Mom's knees? 993 00:51:53,471 --> 00:51:54,556 Going down the stairs? 994 00:51:54,597 --> 00:51:55,723 Oh, yeah, I'm afraid to ask her 995 00:51:55,765 --> 00:51:56,849 - how her arthritis is. - Yeah. 996 00:51:56,891 --> 00:51:57,934 And Dad's back... 997 00:51:57,976 --> 00:51:59,769 Well, you know it's bothering him. 998 00:51:59,811 --> 00:52:01,104 - Yeah. - I mean, can't you... 999 00:52:01,145 --> 00:52:02,772 - ...tell? - No. But maybe it's 'cause 1000 00:52:02,814 --> 00:52:04,774 he hasn't been sleeping. 1001 00:52:04,816 --> 00:52:07,110 - Shit... - Was that this light? 1002 00:52:07,151 --> 00:52:10,113 Yeah, fuck. Rich, the light up here is out. 1003 00:52:10,154 --> 00:52:11,739 Do we have a spare bulb? 1004 00:52:11,781 --> 00:52:12,782 Open the bathroom door. 1005 00:52:12,824 --> 00:52:14,409 Let the light spill into the... 1006 00:52:14,450 --> 00:52:16,327 That's not a very good solution, Richard. 1007 00:52:16,369 --> 00:52:18,121 Well, I'm not a magician, 1008 00:52:18,162 --> 00:52:19,455 you want me to make a light bulb appear 1009 00:52:19,497 --> 00:52:21,416 - out of thin air? - Hey, Rich, how 'bout 1010 00:52:21,457 --> 00:52:23,960 there's an LED lantern in our care package. 1011 00:52:24,002 --> 00:52:25,336 Let me get that out 1012 00:52:25,378 --> 00:52:27,672 so it's not like a cave up there, problem solved. 1013 00:52:27,714 --> 00:52:28,965 No, Deirdre, please, 1014 00:52:29,007 --> 00:52:32,427 you don't have to do that. Sit... Relax. 1015 00:52:34,971 --> 00:52:36,097 You bought us a lantern? 1016 00:52:36,139 --> 00:52:37,140 I bought it! 1017 00:52:37,181 --> 00:52:38,474 You'll thank me later. 1018 00:52:38,516 --> 00:52:39,809 After what the hurricane did to this neighborhood, 1019 00:52:39,851 --> 00:52:42,562 you can't be without light. Not in a basement apartment! 1020 00:52:42,604 --> 00:52:43,813 Are these surgical masks? 1021 00:52:43,855 --> 00:52:46,107 They say another storm's gonna strike this year. 1022 00:52:46,149 --> 00:52:48,484 You're in a Zone-A flood zone! 1023 00:52:48,526 --> 00:52:50,695 I don't blame you for worrying after, um... 1024 00:52:51,821 --> 00:52:53,906 Brigid told me about you and Aimee. 1025 00:52:54,782 --> 00:52:56,409 That's sort of annoying. 1026 00:52:56,451 --> 00:52:57,493 Obviously. 1027 00:52:59,454 --> 00:53:01,331 Maybe a little too much tuna, Mom. 1028 00:53:02,123 --> 00:53:03,333 Good to know. 1029 00:53:06,669 --> 00:53:08,588 Should this be out for dinner? 1030 00:53:08,630 --> 00:53:09,672 - I wasn't sure if... - No... 1031 00:53:09,714 --> 00:53:11,007 That's not a thing, Rich. No. 1032 00:53:11,049 --> 00:53:12,175 Oh. 1033 00:53:15,178 --> 00:53:16,179 There are literally 1034 00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,056 3,000 double-A batteries in here. 1035 00:53:18,097 --> 00:53:20,224 There are literally 12. 1036 00:53:50,338 --> 00:53:52,298 What's funny is 1037 00:53:52,340 --> 00:53:54,175 Bridge is the one who would... 1038 00:53:54,217 --> 00:53:56,052 Well... 1039 00:53:56,094 --> 00:53:58,888 You can imagine her as a teenager. 1040 00:53:58,930 --> 00:54:00,056 - Oh... - Yeah. 1041 00:54:00,098 --> 00:54:01,849 She was a piece a work. 1042 00:54:01,891 --> 00:54:03,142 Bridge... What? 1043 00:54:03,184 --> 00:54:04,227 She loved teasing me 1044 00:54:04,268 --> 00:54:05,728 because Scranton was a stone's throw 1045 00:54:05,770 --> 00:54:07,563 from the greatest city in the world 1046 00:54:07,605 --> 00:54:08,815 and I'd never even, you know... 1047 00:54:08,856 --> 00:54:10,733 I'd never even seen the Statue of Liberty, 1048 00:54:10,775 --> 00:54:13,986 never seen the... She was a piece of work. 1049 00:54:14,028 --> 00:54:16,155 - Bridge... - So when Aimee, um, 1050 00:54:17,407 --> 00:54:18,533 got an interview 1051 00:54:18,574 --> 00:54:20,743 to be a paralegal at this New York firm, 1052 00:54:20,785 --> 00:54:22,745 I took the day off and drove her in. 1053 00:54:26,290 --> 00:54:30,837 Aimee was at her interview by 8:45, 37th floor. 1054 00:54:32,088 --> 00:54:35,091 I was at a Dunkin' Donuts across the street, 1055 00:54:35,133 --> 00:54:38,136 'cause the observation deck didn't open until 9:30, 1056 00:54:38,177 --> 00:54:40,096 otherwise... 1057 00:54:40,138 --> 00:54:41,556 Oh, man. 1058 00:54:45,435 --> 00:54:47,019 Took me hours to find her 1059 00:54:47,061 --> 00:54:49,272 because I didn't have a cell back then. 1060 00:54:51,023 --> 00:54:52,608 Can't even imagine it. 1061 00:54:53,151 --> 00:54:54,986 - Yeah. - So crazy. 1062 00:54:58,072 --> 00:55:00,491 What's crazy is how you still mess up, you know? 1063 00:55:01,826 --> 00:55:02,952 Hmm. 1064 00:55:14,422 --> 00:55:15,798 - I heard something! - Okay! 1065 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,883 Where did it go? Did you see it? 1066 00:55:16,924 --> 00:55:18,217 Whoa! Hey, what's going on? 1067 00:55:18,259 --> 00:55:19,927 - I have nothing to stand on. - Whoa, are you okay? 1068 00:55:19,969 --> 00:55:21,220 There's a cockroach. 1069 00:55:21,262 --> 00:55:23,055 - Where did it go? - Just relax. 1070 00:55:23,097 --> 00:55:24,474 It was an American cockroach, 1071 00:55:24,515 --> 00:55:25,558 they're huge. Don't get so upset. 1072 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,934 Ew. Okay. 1073 00:55:26,976 --> 00:55:28,728 A cockroach the size of a mouse is upsetting! 1074 00:55:28,770 --> 00:55:30,104 I'm not gonna... 1075 00:55:30,146 --> 00:55:31,355 I don't think I can be up here right now. 1076 00:55:31,397 --> 00:55:32,523 All right, I'll get it when it comes back. 1077 00:55:32,565 --> 00:55:33,649 Shouldn't we kill it? 1078 00:55:33,691 --> 00:55:34,984 - Okay. - I'm not killing it. 1079 00:55:35,026 --> 00:55:36,110 I'll get it when it comes back. 1080 00:55:36,152 --> 00:55:37,361 - Don't laugh. - I didn't. 1081 00:55:37,403 --> 00:55:38,863 You gotta caulk. 1082 00:55:38,905 --> 00:55:39,989 Why don't you let me caulk, I'll put down some boric acid. 1083 00:55:40,031 --> 00:55:41,491 Okay. I hear you. 1084 00:55:41,532 --> 00:55:42,492 - I hear you, Erik, all right. - Well, you didn't. 1085 00:55:42,533 --> 00:55:43,826 I had roaches once. 1086 00:55:43,868 --> 00:55:44,911 When? 1087 00:55:44,952 --> 00:55:46,037 My first Philly apartment. 1088 00:55:46,078 --> 00:55:48,164 - They ate all the food. - What? 1089 00:55:48,998 --> 00:55:50,124 Mom? 1090 00:55:54,003 --> 00:55:55,171 Mom? 1091 00:55:55,755 --> 00:55:56,964 Mom? 1092 00:56:08,226 --> 00:56:09,560 Dee, Mom's gone! 1093 00:56:19,028 --> 00:56:20,780 Mom! Mom? 1094 00:56:20,822 --> 00:56:22,365 Oh, my God, Mom! 1095 00:56:22,406 --> 00:56:25,535 Mom! Hey! Hey... 1096 00:56:48,516 --> 00:56:50,685 - Mm. - Good. 1097 00:56:58,234 --> 00:56:59,402 Babe, is this a thing? 1098 00:56:59,443 --> 00:57:00,570 Is this a thing? 1099 00:57:00,611 --> 00:57:01,654 No that's not a thing. 1100 00:57:01,696 --> 00:57:03,030 I think this is a thing. 1101 00:57:03,865 --> 00:57:04,907 Wow! 1102 00:57:18,254 --> 00:57:19,630 ...you bitch... 1103 00:57:43,279 --> 00:57:45,031 Hey, should we bring her wheelchair 1104 00:57:45,072 --> 00:57:46,324 to the table for dinner? 1105 00:57:46,365 --> 00:57:48,326 No, no, she'll be sleeping soon. 1106 00:57:48,367 --> 00:57:50,328 Does the medicine make her sleep? 1107 00:57:50,369 --> 00:57:51,871 - Why shouldn't she... - It just calms her down. 1108 00:57:51,913 --> 00:57:53,456 We can bring her to the table, see how she feels. 1109 00:57:53,497 --> 00:57:54,916 Yeah, don't knock her out just because... 1110 00:57:54,957 --> 00:57:56,334 Hey, if you want to come home more often 1111 00:57:56,375 --> 00:57:58,544 and help control her tantrums, then you can judge 1112 00:57:58,586 --> 00:58:00,212 the way we care for her. 1113 00:58:00,254 --> 00:58:02,757 I'm not trying to judge you. I just want... 1114 00:58:03,591 --> 00:58:04,967 Can't you hire someone 1115 00:58:05,009 --> 00:58:06,510 - to help you out? - Costs 100 bucks a night 1116 00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:07,845 to hire someone to watch her, 1117 00:58:07,887 --> 00:58:10,306 100 bucks to make sure she doesn't fall and get hurt. 1118 00:58:10,348 --> 00:58:11,599 Hey, okay... 1119 00:58:11,641 --> 00:58:13,684 No, she needs to think before she opens her mouth. 1120 00:58:27,198 --> 00:58:28,532 Let's all just... 1121 00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:32,119 God bless us, everyone. 1122 00:58:32,161 --> 00:58:33,913 Will everyone eat dark meat? 1123 00:58:33,955 --> 00:58:35,414 Will we eat dark meat? 1124 00:58:35,456 --> 00:58:37,416 We'll eat it all, Rich, just send it our way. 1125 00:58:37,458 --> 00:58:38,751 I will, it's just... 1126 00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:41,337 I'm back on Weight Watchers. 1127 00:58:41,379 --> 00:58:42,880 That's great, Mom. 1128 00:58:42,922 --> 00:58:45,383 - Oh, thanks, yeah. It's tough. - Yeah. 1129 00:58:45,424 --> 00:58:46,884 One baby ice cream cone 1130 00:58:46,926 --> 00:58:48,761 takes up half my points for the day. 1131 00:58:48,803 --> 00:58:50,137 Yeah. 1132 00:58:50,179 --> 00:58:52,515 Same for a junior cheeseburger from Wendy's. 1133 00:58:53,683 --> 00:58:55,768 - Tough staying on track. - Yeah. 1134 00:58:55,810 --> 00:58:57,269 Especially when you eat a bucket of ranch dip 1135 00:58:57,311 --> 00:58:58,396 before dinner. 1136 00:59:00,231 --> 00:59:02,441 It's the last side dish, yeah? 1137 00:59:02,483 --> 00:59:05,027 - Don't worry about it. - I'm not being careful 1138 00:59:05,069 --> 00:59:07,279 - about points today. - Nope. 1139 00:59:07,321 --> 00:59:08,864 - Not on holidays. - No. 1140 00:59:08,906 --> 00:59:10,032 I got you a drink, baby. 1141 00:59:10,074 --> 00:59:11,283 Oh, thanks, babe. 1142 00:59:11,325 --> 00:59:13,577 ♪ Here comes turkey ♪ 1143 00:59:13,619 --> 00:59:14,662 Wow, look at that. 1144 00:59:14,704 --> 00:59:16,038 ♪ Turkey for the people ♪ 1145 00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:17,331 - That's gorgeous. - Nice. 1146 00:59:17,373 --> 00:59:18,416 Too nice. 1147 00:59:18,457 --> 00:59:19,750 My partner is a singer. 1148 00:59:19,792 --> 00:59:21,919 Is that, uh... Is the candles, are they okay? 1149 00:59:21,961 --> 00:59:23,045 No, they're not... Yeah, they're fine. 1150 00:59:23,087 --> 00:59:24,171 It's ambiance. 1151 00:59:24,213 --> 00:59:25,297 I don't know what it is... 1152 00:59:25,339 --> 00:59:27,049 Hands. 1153 00:59:27,091 --> 00:59:28,676 - Oh... - Oh, yeah. 1154 00:59:28,718 --> 00:59:29,885 Okay. 1155 00:59:32,179 --> 00:59:34,056 - Bless us... - Oh, Lord, 1156 00:59:34,098 --> 00:59:35,725 and these thy gifts 1157 00:59:35,766 --> 00:59:40,021 which we are about to receive from thy bounty, 1158 00:59:40,062 --> 00:59:42,773 through Christ our Lord, Amen. 1159 00:59:42,815 --> 00:59:44,150 - Did you hear that? - MoMo, 1160 00:59:44,191 --> 00:59:46,318 I'm really glad you're here! 1161 00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,821 Uh... Is... Is it crazy if we do it again? 1162 00:59:48,863 --> 00:59:50,156 - Just one more time? - No... 1163 00:59:50,197 --> 00:59:52,158 - Let's do it some more. - You have to, yeah. 1164 00:59:53,617 --> 00:59:55,327 Bless us, oh, Lord, 1165 00:59:55,369 --> 01:00:00,708 and these thy gifts which we are about to receive, 1166 01:00:00,750 --> 01:00:06,047 from thy bounty, through Christ our Lord, Amen. 1167 01:00:06,088 --> 01:00:08,841 - Yay, Mom! - Yay, Momo! 1168 01:00:15,848 --> 01:00:18,434 Oh, Mom... You remember Aimee and Brigid, 1169 01:00:18,476 --> 01:00:19,894 Mom, these are your granddaughters. 1170 01:00:19,935 --> 01:00:21,020 We're glad you're here, Momes. 1171 01:00:21,062 --> 01:00:22,104 Don't put the spotlight on her. 1172 01:00:22,146 --> 01:00:23,189 Oh, no, no, no. 1173 01:00:23,230 --> 01:00:25,816 Okay. No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. 1174 01:00:25,858 --> 01:00:28,319 Guys, dig in. Don't wait. 1175 01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,945 It just all looks so great. 1176 01:00:29,987 --> 01:00:31,781 - Looks good. - Wow. 1177 01:00:31,822 --> 01:00:33,032 What's this? 1178 01:00:33,074 --> 01:00:34,742 Oh, it's a rainbow chard salad, 1179 01:00:34,784 --> 01:00:36,285 it's packed with nutrients. 1180 01:00:36,327 --> 01:00:38,120 Everything else is familiar. 1181 01:00:38,162 --> 01:00:39,288 The sweet potatoes... 1182 01:00:39,330 --> 01:00:40,706 Shower in holes. 1183 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,050 What? 1184 01:00:52,093 --> 01:00:53,219 What? 1185 01:00:55,262 --> 01:00:57,389 MoMo's Christmas toast. 1186 01:01:01,310 --> 01:01:02,561 I'm sorry. 1187 01:01:02,603 --> 01:01:05,606 Okay. On Christmas, 1188 01:01:05,648 --> 01:01:09,276 MoMo always delivers a traditional Irish toast, 1189 01:01:09,318 --> 01:01:10,861 it's ancient... It's ancient, right? 1190 01:01:10,903 --> 01:01:13,489 Yeah, it's ancient and it's beautiful, but... 1191 01:01:13,531 --> 01:01:15,950 One year, Aimee's mind was in the gutter. 1192 01:01:15,991 --> 01:01:17,451 I was 12. 1193 01:01:17,493 --> 01:01:20,788 Ever since, the blessing sounds kinda dirty to us. 1194 01:01:20,830 --> 01:01:21,872 No, to you guys it sounds dirty. 1195 01:01:21,914 --> 01:01:22,998 Not to us. 1196 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,000 What's the blessing? 1197 01:01:25,042 --> 01:01:27,002 "May the Virgin and her Child 1198 01:01:27,044 --> 01:01:28,838 "lift your latch on Christmas night." 1199 01:01:28,879 --> 01:01:30,047 Oh... 1200 01:01:30,089 --> 01:01:32,508 - Ooh. - Not you, too, Rich. 1201 01:01:32,550 --> 01:01:33,843 I know, right? 1202 01:01:33,884 --> 01:01:35,344 They don't get it. 1203 01:01:35,386 --> 01:01:37,012 We get it, we just don't agree. 1204 01:01:38,222 --> 01:01:40,641 I first thought latch-lifting 1205 01:01:40,683 --> 01:01:44,311 was some kind of sexual position. 1206 01:01:44,353 --> 01:01:46,021 Mom! Ew. 1207 01:01:47,231 --> 01:01:48,357 No, I'm serious. 1208 01:01:48,399 --> 01:01:50,526 I thought maybe it was like scissoring, 1209 01:01:50,568 --> 01:01:51,861 - or something. - Oh, my God. 1210 01:01:51,902 --> 01:01:53,946 I'm never telling you anything again. 1211 01:01:53,988 --> 01:01:57,491 You must never say the word "scissoring" ever again. 1212 01:01:58,909 --> 01:02:00,202 Oh, Mom. 1213 01:02:00,244 --> 01:02:02,538 - I got it. - She's rebelling. 1214 01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:03,622 You stay down. 1215 01:02:03,664 --> 01:02:04,707 No, I got it, you keep eating. 1216 01:02:04,748 --> 01:02:06,041 I got it, keep eating. 1217 01:02:08,043 --> 01:02:09,712 So, Rich, are you balancing a job 1218 01:02:09,753 --> 01:02:11,213 with all your studies 1219 01:02:11,255 --> 01:02:13,048 or you just racking up the college loans? 1220 01:02:13,090 --> 01:02:14,717 I... I've gone the loan route. 1221 01:02:14,758 --> 01:02:15,843 Uh-huh. 1222 01:02:15,885 --> 01:02:16,886 But I plan on paying everything off 1223 01:02:16,927 --> 01:02:18,053 as soon as possible. 1224 01:02:18,095 --> 01:02:19,722 His grandmother... 1225 01:02:19,763 --> 01:02:22,016 He gets a small trust when he turns 40... 1226 01:02:22,057 --> 01:02:23,225 Can I tell them? 1227 01:02:23,267 --> 01:02:24,560 Do you want to ask if you can tell them 1228 01:02:24,602 --> 01:02:25,853 after you tell them? 1229 01:02:25,895 --> 01:02:27,897 - Are you mad? - Like a trust fund? 1230 01:02:27,938 --> 01:02:29,064 Sorry, don't be embarrassed. 1231 01:02:29,106 --> 01:02:30,191 I'm not embarrassed. 1232 01:02:30,232 --> 01:02:31,567 His grandmother didn't want him spoiled, 1233 01:02:31,609 --> 01:02:33,611 so he doesn't see any of his money until he's 40. 1234 01:02:33,652 --> 01:02:35,905 You haven't reached that milestone yet, Rich? 1235 01:02:35,946 --> 01:02:39,116 Ha-ha. - No, not quite, I'm 35. 1236 01:02:39,158 --> 01:02:40,576 Would you pass the, um... 1237 01:02:40,618 --> 01:02:42,369 Uh, yeah, we got the veggies 1238 01:02:42,411 --> 01:02:43,996 from a farmer's market on Essex. 1239 01:02:44,038 --> 01:02:45,414 They're delicious. 1240 01:02:45,456 --> 01:02:47,750 We're gonna try and keep our fridge stocked with them, 1241 01:02:47,791 --> 01:02:50,252 - start juicing for breakfast. - Cool. 1242 01:02:50,294 --> 01:02:53,172 You guys liking any other superfoods? 1243 01:02:53,214 --> 01:02:56,550 Rich made up a list that I e-mailed to these guys. 1244 01:02:56,592 --> 01:02:59,261 Yes, I even bought blueberries last week. 1245 01:02:59,303 --> 01:03:00,429 You also bought blueberry donuts. 1246 01:03:00,471 --> 01:03:01,555 They're not cheap. 1247 01:03:01,597 --> 01:03:02,723 Yeah, and you had three of them, 1248 01:03:02,765 --> 01:03:04,266 so don't act like you're better than me. 1249 01:03:04,308 --> 01:03:05,434 I did, no, I did. 1250 01:03:05,476 --> 01:03:07,603 Sadly, donuts are cheaper, too, huh? 1251 01:03:07,645 --> 01:03:08,854 - Yeah. - Not much cheaper 1252 01:03:08,896 --> 01:03:10,272 when you consider how much heart disease costs 1253 01:03:10,314 --> 01:03:11,815 once you're hospitalized. 1254 01:03:14,318 --> 01:03:15,903 It's the truth. I mean... 1255 01:03:15,945 --> 01:03:17,404 Great, thank you. 1256 01:03:17,446 --> 01:03:19,281 Happy Thanksgiving. 1257 01:03:19,323 --> 01:03:20,824 What, um... 1258 01:03:20,866 --> 01:03:23,661 When you turn 40, what happens? 1259 01:03:23,702 --> 01:03:26,288 Do you just retire? 1260 01:03:26,330 --> 01:03:29,083 No, Dad, he's studying to become a social worker. 1261 01:03:29,124 --> 01:03:31,502 Yeah, um, the main reason 1262 01:03:31,543 --> 01:03:34,463 why I'm not done with school yet is 1263 01:03:34,505 --> 01:03:36,298 - because I was in and out... - He took time off. 1264 01:03:36,340 --> 01:03:37,967 Well, yeah, because for a while I was... 1265 01:03:38,008 --> 01:03:39,593 Babe, you don't have to tell them. 1266 01:03:39,635 --> 01:03:42,888 It's fine, it's fine, um... 1267 01:03:42,930 --> 01:03:47,685 In my early 30s, I was depressed for a bit. 1268 01:03:47,726 --> 01:03:50,020 I'm fine now, um... 1269 01:03:50,062 --> 01:03:51,272 Just took a while for me 1270 01:03:51,313 --> 01:03:53,649 to get up and running again, but, um... 1271 01:03:53,691 --> 01:03:54,817 I've been better for years now, 1272 01:03:54,858 --> 01:03:56,485 it's why I'm comfortable talking about it. 1273 01:03:56,527 --> 01:03:57,611 Take medicine for that? 1274 01:03:57,653 --> 01:03:59,280 Dad, that's rude to ask him. 1275 01:03:59,321 --> 01:04:01,740 It's fine. I'm sorry, hey, I'm sorry. 1276 01:04:01,782 --> 01:04:03,492 It's just, in our family, 1277 01:04:03,534 --> 01:04:05,786 we don't... We don't have that kinda depression. 1278 01:04:05,828 --> 01:04:09,832 Yeah, no, we just have a lot of stoic sadness. 1279 01:04:09,873 --> 01:04:11,875 Well, hey, I'm sorry, if I, uh... 1280 01:04:13,377 --> 01:04:14,461 No... 1281 01:04:14,503 --> 01:04:15,838 Okay. 1282 01:04:15,879 --> 01:04:17,840 Just makes you wonder, you know, 1283 01:04:17,881 --> 01:04:20,592 if the kind of faith we grew up with... 1284 01:04:20,634 --> 01:04:23,012 It's not perfect, but you take for granted what a... 1285 01:04:24,221 --> 01:04:26,849 Uh, a kinda natural antidepressant it is. 1286 01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:29,184 No religion at the table. 1287 01:04:29,226 --> 01:04:30,519 My mouth is shut, 1288 01:04:30,561 --> 01:04:32,354 - you know where I stand. - You brought a statue 1289 01:04:32,396 --> 01:04:33,856 of the Virgin Mary into our house. 1290 01:04:33,897 --> 01:04:35,190 - How is your mouth shut? - All right, all right... 1291 01:04:35,232 --> 01:04:36,525 I didn't mean to get us into this. 1292 01:04:36,567 --> 01:04:37,693 All I'm saying is 1293 01:04:37,735 --> 01:04:39,528 I think it's funny that you guys'll try... 1294 01:04:39,570 --> 01:04:42,531 You put faith in, um, juice-cleansing... 1295 01:04:42,573 --> 01:04:43,866 I did one juice cleanse... One. 1296 01:04:43,907 --> 01:04:45,576 ...or yoga, but you won't try church. 1297 01:04:45,617 --> 01:04:46,744 My mouth is shut. 1298 01:04:46,785 --> 01:04:49,455 You eat, uh, chard to feel your best 1299 01:04:49,496 --> 01:04:51,290 but you still, you said... 1300 01:04:51,332 --> 01:04:53,125 Half your friends are in therapy. 1301 01:04:53,167 --> 01:04:54,752 - That's because... - That's what you said. 1302 01:04:54,793 --> 01:04:55,919 - Yeah, because... - I'm asking. 1303 01:04:55,961 --> 01:04:57,463 I was trying to get you to pay for mine, 1304 01:04:57,504 --> 01:04:58,881 I can't afford it. 1305 01:04:58,922 --> 01:05:00,549 Well, why don't you save some money 1306 01:05:00,591 --> 01:05:01,884 you spend on organic juice 1307 01:05:01,925 --> 01:05:03,719 and pay for it yourself. 1308 01:05:03,761 --> 01:05:06,138 Don't criticize me for caring about my mental health. 1309 01:05:06,180 --> 01:05:07,514 - Well... - Okay. 1310 01:05:07,556 --> 01:05:08,724 How about Rich's mom is a therapist, 1311 01:05:08,766 --> 01:05:10,059 why don't you get it from her? 1312 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:12,311 Yeah, Dad, I'll get therapy from my mother-in-law, 1313 01:05:12,353 --> 01:05:14,480 that's an awesome idea. 1314 01:05:14,521 --> 01:05:16,523 She's not your mother-in-law unless you get married. 1315 01:05:16,565 --> 01:05:19,401 Looking for work every day, it's depressing. 1316 01:05:19,443 --> 01:05:23,405 Well, you still got the will to eat superfoods. 1317 01:05:23,447 --> 01:05:24,531 If you're so miserable, 1318 01:05:24,573 --> 01:05:26,658 why're you trying to live forever? 1319 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:29,703 Last week... 1320 01:05:29,745 --> 01:05:31,288 - I shouldn't even tell you. - Tell us what? 1321 01:05:31,330 --> 01:05:32,915 I don't think you guy's realize 1322 01:05:32,956 --> 01:05:34,041 - how much she's been... - Babe... 1323 01:05:34,083 --> 01:05:35,250 You don't have to explain. 1324 01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:36,460 How hard she's been working, actually. 1325 01:05:36,502 --> 01:05:37,795 Tell them, you'll feel better. 1326 01:05:37,836 --> 01:05:39,088 - Tell us what? - He won't care. 1327 01:05:39,129 --> 01:05:40,297 Play them the piece, you'll feel better. 1328 01:05:40,339 --> 01:05:41,924 - Play it for them. - You wrote new music? 1329 01:05:41,965 --> 01:05:44,301 - Play what? - I want to hear. 1330 01:06:55,414 --> 01:06:59,168 I... I spent over a year finishing it, 1331 01:06:59,209 --> 01:07:01,128 - and I sent it to... - It sounds good. 1332 01:07:01,170 --> 01:07:02,880 - Yeah, no... Thanks. But... - It's great. 1333 01:07:02,921 --> 01:07:04,256 I found out a grant I wanted 1334 01:07:04,298 --> 01:07:05,966 isn't gonna come through, 1335 01:07:06,008 --> 01:07:08,677 and it's my fifth rejection this year. 1336 01:07:10,220 --> 01:07:12,764 Well, you can always work retail. 1337 01:07:12,806 --> 01:07:14,683 - Don't tease her. - Dad... 1338 01:07:15,893 --> 01:07:17,769 Hey, Bridge. 1339 01:07:19,021 --> 01:07:20,856 Hey, are you so spoiled 1340 01:07:20,898 --> 01:07:22,816 that you can't see you're crying over something 1341 01:07:22,858 --> 01:07:24,109 hard work can fix? 1342 01:07:24,151 --> 01:07:26,195 You're lucky to have a passion to pursue. 1343 01:07:26,236 --> 01:07:27,529 Now if you don't care about it enough 1344 01:07:27,571 --> 01:07:28,864 to push through these setbacks, 1345 01:07:28,906 --> 01:07:30,449 you should quit and do something else. 1346 01:07:30,491 --> 01:07:31,533 Babe... 1347 01:07:31,575 --> 01:07:33,702 Babe, the staircase light is out! 1348 01:07:33,744 --> 01:07:35,537 - Shit! - Welcome to New York, guys. 1349 01:07:35,579 --> 01:07:36,788 It's just a light bulb. 1350 01:07:36,830 --> 01:07:38,165 - We'll live. - I don't wanna see you upset 1351 01:07:38,207 --> 01:07:39,958 - over something you can fix. - Let me... I really don't 1352 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,210 - need a lecture now. - The Blakes bounce back. 1353 01:07:41,251 --> 01:07:42,503 - That's what we do. - Richard, why didn't we ask 1354 01:07:42,544 --> 01:07:43,587 the landlord to replace all the light bulbs 1355 01:07:43,629 --> 01:07:44,838 before we moved in? 1356 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:46,298 Because that's a crazy thing 1357 01:07:46,340 --> 01:07:47,674 to ask for, babe, no one asks for that. 1358 01:07:47,716 --> 01:07:49,051 Nah, they're probably all on their last legs. 1359 01:07:49,092 --> 01:07:51,720 Yeah, no one asks for it, and even if they did... 1360 01:07:53,180 --> 01:07:55,849 - What are you... - It wouldn't matter because... 1361 01:07:55,891 --> 01:07:58,310 What are you laughing at? 1362 01:07:58,352 --> 01:08:02,105 She's burning out the bulbs to get our attention. 1363 01:08:02,147 --> 01:08:03,315 - What? - What... Who is? 1364 01:08:03,357 --> 01:08:05,442 She-With-No-Face... 1365 01:08:05,484 --> 01:08:07,528 She strikes again! 1366 01:08:07,569 --> 01:08:10,948 - Now you got her started. - What's so funny? What? 1367 01:08:10,989 --> 01:08:13,492 Dad sees faceless women in his sleep. 1368 01:08:15,786 --> 01:08:17,412 You're a crazy person. 1369 01:08:17,454 --> 01:08:18,914 Where are you going, crazy lady? 1370 01:08:18,956 --> 01:08:20,249 To the bathroom. 1371 01:08:20,290 --> 01:08:23,335 It's gonna be like spelunking just to go pee. 1372 01:08:23,377 --> 01:08:25,420 Here we go. Here we go. 1373 01:08:25,462 --> 01:08:27,381 - Buckle up. - Who is this headless person? 1374 01:08:27,422 --> 01:08:29,424 Oh, uh, faceless, she has skin 1375 01:08:29,466 --> 01:08:31,385 covering her eye sockets and her mouth. 1376 01:08:31,426 --> 01:08:33,011 And I hope she finds you in your sleep 1377 01:08:33,053 --> 01:08:34,096 and casts an evil spell on you. 1378 01:08:34,137 --> 01:08:35,222 Oh, yeah, smart-ass? 1379 01:08:35,264 --> 01:08:37,266 Yeah... Hey, stop it. 1380 01:08:37,307 --> 01:08:38,433 Oh, now you wanna be compassionate! 1381 01:08:38,475 --> 01:08:39,768 How lucky you are. 1382 01:08:39,810 --> 01:08:40,852 The evil sorceress 1383 01:08:40,894 --> 01:08:42,479 - has all my support. - Aimee? 1384 01:08:42,521 --> 01:08:44,982 No, thanks. 1385 01:08:45,023 --> 01:08:47,943 Last week, I dreamed I fell through an ice cream cone 1386 01:08:47,985 --> 01:08:50,279 made of grass and became a baby. 1387 01:08:50,320 --> 01:08:51,989 Richard, are you kidding me with the sharing? 1388 01:08:52,030 --> 01:08:53,574 What? I can share it if I want. 1389 01:08:53,615 --> 01:08:54,908 - Yes, you can, and I love you. - Hey... Come on. 1390 01:08:54,950 --> 01:08:56,326 But when you share dreams with my family, 1391 01:08:56,368 --> 01:08:57,578 I become a crazy person. 1392 01:08:57,619 --> 01:08:58,787 All right, lover-of-all, come with me. 1393 01:08:59,997 --> 01:09:02,124 Anyone need anything else right now? 1394 01:09:02,165 --> 01:09:03,792 All right, come on, Aimee. 1395 01:09:04,751 --> 01:09:06,253 Are you done, sir? 1396 01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:07,629 - Yes, ma'am. - And he's finished. 1397 01:09:07,671 --> 01:09:08,797 You guys need some help? 1398 01:09:08,839 --> 01:09:11,049 No, you guys relax. 1399 01:09:11,091 --> 01:09:14,553 You had a hard day. The women folk will do it. 1400 01:09:14,595 --> 01:09:16,013 You said that like you meant it. 1401 01:09:16,054 --> 01:09:17,180 I... 1402 01:09:17,222 --> 01:09:18,515 Thanks for offering, Dad, thank you. 1403 01:09:18,557 --> 01:09:19,933 - Aimee... - Please rest yourself. 1404 01:09:19,975 --> 01:09:21,393 We got it. Right, princess? 1405 01:09:21,435 --> 01:09:23,895 Okay, you literally cannot call me a princess. 1406 01:09:23,937 --> 01:09:25,814 Oh, no, I literally can. 1407 01:09:34,990 --> 01:09:37,075 The cone was made of, uh... 1408 01:09:37,117 --> 01:09:39,244 Grass from my backyard. 1409 01:09:41,079 --> 01:09:43,874 - From your backyard? - My backyard. Yes. 1410 01:09:43,915 --> 01:09:47,377 It got twisted into an ice cream cone. 1411 01:09:47,419 --> 01:09:49,254 Yeah... 1412 01:09:49,296 --> 01:09:50,797 In my head, it was so normal. 1413 01:09:53,634 --> 01:09:55,761 - Oh... - Yikes. 1414 01:10:02,601 --> 01:10:04,061 In mine... 1415 01:10:04,102 --> 01:10:06,063 There was this one other weird thing... 1416 01:10:06,104 --> 01:10:07,939 - In your dream? - Yeah. Uh... 1417 01:10:07,981 --> 01:10:09,983 I didn't bring it up because, you know, 1418 01:10:10,025 --> 01:10:12,944 the girls already think I'm losing it, you know. 1419 01:10:12,986 --> 01:10:15,614 But, uh, the woman without a... 1420 01:10:15,656 --> 01:10:18,367 She's trying to get me into this... 1421 01:10:18,408 --> 01:10:19,868 Like a tunnel. 1422 01:10:21,703 --> 01:10:23,622 Yeah, what do you do? 1423 01:10:23,664 --> 01:10:26,667 Uh... I don't move, I don't know. 1424 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:28,794 Tunnels are, um... 1425 01:10:28,835 --> 01:10:32,214 In my class, we got this list of primitive settings. 1426 01:10:32,255 --> 01:10:34,633 Tunnels, caves, forests, the sea. 1427 01:10:34,675 --> 01:10:37,177 Stuff that's so a part of us that... 1428 01:10:37,219 --> 01:10:39,388 You know, 200,000 years ago, 1429 01:10:39,429 --> 01:10:41,723 someone might've closed their eyes 1430 01:10:41,765 --> 01:10:43,892 and seen a similar kind of... 1431 01:10:44,768 --> 01:10:46,395 It's a trash compactor. 1432 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:52,859 Get in it next time, 1433 01:10:52,901 --> 01:10:54,319 the tunnel... 1434 01:10:55,737 --> 01:10:56,863 Get in it. 1435 01:10:56,905 --> 01:10:58,407 Oh, thanks, I'll try that. 1436 01:10:58,448 --> 01:10:59,700 I'm serious, get in it next time. 1437 01:10:59,741 --> 01:11:00,909 Whoa. 1438 01:11:00,951 --> 01:11:04,830 Tunnels can just be stuff hidden from yourself. 1439 01:11:04,871 --> 01:11:09,751 So passing through one could be a favorable omen. 1440 01:11:12,963 --> 01:11:14,881 Is it a fortune-telling school you're at? 1441 01:11:14,923 --> 01:11:16,258 No. 1442 01:11:16,299 --> 01:11:18,260 - "A favorable omen," you sure? - Yeah... No... Yeah. 1443 01:11:18,301 --> 01:11:19,928 You gonna bring out a crystal ball later. 1444 01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:22,931 No. No, I'm... I'm not. 1445 01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:29,479 What's so funny? 1446 01:11:29,521 --> 01:11:33,275 We're conferring over Mom's latest e-mail forward. 1447 01:12:26,411 --> 01:12:28,121 ...or any of it makes sense. 1448 01:12:28,163 --> 01:12:29,164 Did you get it, Dad? 1449 01:12:30,540 --> 01:12:31,625 What are we talking about? 1450 01:12:31,666 --> 01:12:33,627 Rich, Mom's subject line was, 1451 01:12:33,668 --> 01:12:35,837 "Please read this" in all caps. 1452 01:12:35,879 --> 01:12:39,341 All caps. It got flagged by my IT department 1453 01:12:39,382 --> 01:12:40,967 as being "potentially harmful." 1454 01:12:41,009 --> 01:12:42,469 She forwarded an article 1455 01:12:42,511 --> 01:12:43,929 from the Scientific American 1456 01:12:43,970 --> 01:12:46,181 - about how nothing's solid. - Yeah. 1457 01:12:46,223 --> 01:12:48,266 Like, when you're touching a table, 1458 01:12:48,308 --> 01:12:51,520 you're actually feeling its molecules bouncing... 1459 01:12:51,561 --> 01:12:53,522 We're not even solid, we're, um... 1460 01:12:53,563 --> 01:12:54,689 Electrons. 1461 01:12:54,731 --> 01:12:55,857 - Electrons... - Yeah. 1462 01:12:55,899 --> 01:12:57,609 - ...bouncing back against... - Electrons, yeah. 1463 01:12:57,651 --> 01:13:00,028 And it also had vague religious overtones. 1464 01:13:00,070 --> 01:13:01,321 And at the bottom, there was a poem 1465 01:13:01,363 --> 01:13:03,698 in about 10 fonts about how we already 1466 01:13:03,740 --> 01:13:05,367 are a part of everything... 1467 01:13:05,408 --> 01:13:06,993 Guys, don't make fun of your mom. 1468 01:13:07,035 --> 01:13:08,286 We're making fun of the e-mail. 1469 01:13:08,328 --> 01:13:10,205 - I mean it. - Come on, it's a little crazy. 1470 01:13:10,247 --> 01:13:11,373 You know, to... 1471 01:13:11,414 --> 01:13:13,166 You gotta start writing her back, too. 1472 01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,876 - I mean it. - I know. 1473 01:13:14,918 --> 01:13:17,546 - I will. - Even to stuff like that. 1474 01:13:18,922 --> 01:13:21,132 That's the laundry room, that'll die down. 1475 01:13:43,446 --> 01:13:44,906 Think she heard that? 1476 01:13:46,157 --> 01:13:47,450 She didn't hear it. 1477 01:13:49,953 --> 01:13:51,288 I don't think so. 1478 01:13:53,248 --> 01:13:54,916 She didn't, right? 1479 01:14:41,254 --> 01:14:43,798 Rich, we're pig smashing, get in here! 1480 01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,343 - Okay, we all here? - Pig smashing. 1481 01:14:46,384 --> 01:14:48,845 - How does this work? - Okay. 1482 01:14:48,887 --> 01:14:50,764 You're just going to love this. 1483 01:14:52,641 --> 01:14:56,186 We each pass it around. 1484 01:14:56,227 --> 01:14:58,813 Say what we're thankful for... 1485 01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:01,983 And then smash it. 1486 01:15:02,025 --> 01:15:03,985 And then we each eat a piece of the peppermint 1487 01:15:04,027 --> 01:15:05,320 for good luck. 1488 01:15:05,362 --> 01:15:06,821 That is the weirdest tradition. 1489 01:15:06,863 --> 01:15:08,323 Oh, please, that's the weirdest? 1490 01:15:08,365 --> 01:15:09,991 Wait till you spend a Christmas with us. 1491 01:15:10,033 --> 01:15:11,785 Yeah, she's threatening to invite all the Bhutanese 1492 01:15:11,826 --> 01:15:13,578 in Scranton over for caroling. 1493 01:15:13,620 --> 01:15:15,830 That's not a threat, honey, that's happening. 1494 01:15:15,872 --> 01:15:17,332 Oh, God. 1495 01:15:17,374 --> 01:15:18,959 Okay, babe, you start. 1496 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,837 Ah. Uh, now I'm nervous. Okay. Um... 1497 01:15:22,879 --> 01:15:24,881 Dad... 1498 01:15:26,299 --> 01:15:28,927 Okay. Um... 1499 01:15:28,969 --> 01:15:33,014 This year, I am most thankful 1500 01:15:34,432 --> 01:15:37,143 for falling in love with Brigid 1501 01:15:37,185 --> 01:15:41,356 and getting a new family in the process. 1502 01:15:42,816 --> 01:15:43,858 Sweet. 1503 01:15:43,900 --> 01:15:45,485 - Do I? - Yeah. 1504 01:15:45,527 --> 01:15:46,861 Okay. 1505 01:15:48,154 --> 01:15:49,864 - Ooh. - That... 1506 01:15:49,906 --> 01:15:51,574 - That was terrible. - I don't know, 1507 01:15:51,616 --> 01:15:53,159 - you made me go first! - Do it hard. 1508 01:15:53,201 --> 01:15:54,953 Rich, it was a fine smash. 1509 01:15:54,995 --> 01:15:56,705 - Okay, Dad, please go next. - Thank you. 1510 01:15:56,746 --> 01:15:58,915 Okay, all right, I already gave one speech 1511 01:15:58,957 --> 01:16:01,835 so, uh, just let me say, uh... 1512 01:16:02,836 --> 01:16:04,421 I am thankful 1513 01:16:04,462 --> 01:16:08,174 for your unconditional love and support. 1514 01:16:09,551 --> 01:16:12,053 Um, and hope there's nothing 1515 01:16:12,095 --> 01:16:14,973 any of us could ever do to change that, 1516 01:16:16,099 --> 01:16:18,476 because this is what matters. 1517 01:16:19,269 --> 01:16:20,562 This family. 1518 01:16:22,772 --> 01:16:24,024 - Oh! - Got it? 1519 01:16:24,065 --> 01:16:27,235 That's... I see. I see the technique. 1520 01:16:29,612 --> 01:16:32,907 - Showoff. - All right... 1521 01:16:33,867 --> 01:16:37,746 I'm with your dad and, um, 1522 01:16:38,788 --> 01:16:40,290 it may sound cliche, 1523 01:16:40,331 --> 01:16:43,585 but I'm thankful for the both of you. 1524 01:16:45,545 --> 01:16:46,588 Oh! 1525 01:16:46,629 --> 01:16:47,672 - Wow. - Nasty. 1526 01:16:47,714 --> 01:16:49,883 - Showed you, Dad. - Mom. 1527 01:16:49,924 --> 01:16:51,968 That was intense. 1528 01:16:52,010 --> 01:16:54,095 - That was awesome. - You go next. 1529 01:16:54,846 --> 01:16:58,058 Okay. 1530 01:16:58,099 --> 01:17:01,478 Okay. I'll... I'll state the obvious. 1531 01:17:01,519 --> 01:17:06,024 There will never be a year that I'm not thankful 1532 01:17:06,066 --> 01:17:09,110 that the observation deck didn't open until 9:30, 1533 01:17:10,236 --> 01:17:13,114 and I'm thankful MoMo's with us, 1534 01:17:14,157 --> 01:17:17,744 and, oh, um, 1535 01:17:17,786 --> 01:17:21,623 a wise, old, haggard, drunk man 1536 01:17:21,664 --> 01:17:23,291 - once told me that... - Stop now. Time out. 1537 01:17:23,333 --> 01:17:25,460 ...pursuing my passion is a gift 1538 01:17:25,502 --> 01:17:27,462 and I'm grateful for that reminder. 1539 01:17:27,504 --> 01:17:30,131 Even if I end up pursuing it while managing an H&M. 1540 01:17:30,173 --> 01:17:32,217 - I'm lucky. - See what you've done. 1541 01:17:32,258 --> 01:17:35,136 I'm being serious. 1542 01:17:35,178 --> 01:17:39,808 And now that everyone's, um... 1543 01:17:41,101 --> 01:17:44,771 If anything were to ever happen to me, 1544 01:17:44,813 --> 01:17:48,608 like an accident or something, which it won't, 1545 01:17:50,193 --> 01:17:51,694 but I'd like to be cremated. 1546 01:17:52,904 --> 01:17:54,864 It's weird to talk about, 1547 01:17:54,906 --> 01:17:58,493 because you guys do open casket, 1548 01:17:58,535 --> 01:18:00,286 so I've been trying to find a way to bring it up 1549 01:18:00,328 --> 01:18:02,664 that isn't morbid or weird. 1550 01:18:04,165 --> 01:18:06,334 Well, you didn't find it, Bridge. 1551 01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:07,919 - Are you serious? - I am serious. 1552 01:18:07,961 --> 01:18:09,337 - You're crazy. - You're crazy. 1553 01:18:09,379 --> 01:18:11,339 No one in this family can handle honesty. 1554 01:18:11,381 --> 01:18:14,259 No, you're right, dinner is the perfect place 1555 01:18:14,300 --> 01:18:17,011 to discuss what we should do with your dead body. 1556 01:18:18,263 --> 01:18:20,140 - Thank you. - I hate you all. 1557 01:18:20,181 --> 01:18:22,016 Oh, my gosh. 1558 01:18:22,058 --> 01:18:23,143 - All right, that's it. - Hey! 1559 01:18:23,184 --> 01:18:24,644 Pass me the pig, okay. 1560 01:18:24,686 --> 01:18:25,812 Hey, that's more than one hit. I only got one. 1561 01:18:25,854 --> 01:18:27,188 - I got three. - That's not fair. 1562 01:18:28,231 --> 01:18:31,484 God, Bridge. 1563 01:18:31,526 --> 01:18:33,528 Um... 1564 01:18:33,570 --> 01:18:40,160 So, in a year where I lost my job, 1565 01:18:41,703 --> 01:18:48,293 my girlfriend, and I'm bleeding internally, 1566 01:18:49,210 --> 01:18:51,337 really a banner year... 1567 01:18:51,379 --> 01:18:54,716 I'm thankful for what's right. 1568 01:18:55,592 --> 01:18:58,636 Okay. I'm... 1569 01:18:58,678 --> 01:19:01,806 I love that in times like this, I have a... 1570 01:19:01,848 --> 01:19:04,809 A home base, a family I can always come home to. 1571 01:19:04,851 --> 01:19:08,229 Thanks for giving us that. 1572 01:19:15,570 --> 01:19:17,071 You always have to win. 1573 01:19:18,114 --> 01:19:21,451 Yeah, she really cremated you. 1574 01:19:21,492 --> 01:19:24,871 Right? Right? 1575 01:19:25,997 --> 01:19:27,415 She cremated you. 1576 01:19:27,457 --> 01:19:29,667 Just when you couldn't get less funny. 1577 01:19:29,709 --> 01:19:32,921 - She really cremated you. - No! 1578 01:19:32,962 --> 01:19:34,589 I respect that. 1579 01:19:36,925 --> 01:19:38,801 - Wow. - Yours was better. 1580 01:19:40,136 --> 01:19:43,556 Oh... Uh, how about for MoMo? 1581 01:19:43,598 --> 01:19:45,391 Uh, should we read MoMo's e-mail? 1582 01:19:45,433 --> 01:19:47,518 - It makes us cry, Dad. - Get out the Kleenex. 1583 01:19:47,560 --> 01:19:49,187 This might be our last Thanksgiving together. 1584 01:19:49,229 --> 01:19:51,105 Can we please give her a voice? 1585 01:19:51,147 --> 01:19:53,107 - Of course. - Has he heard this? 1586 01:19:53,149 --> 01:19:54,901 I heard about it, but not the actual... 1587 01:19:54,943 --> 01:19:56,027 Well, she wrote this 1588 01:19:56,069 --> 01:19:57,528 right before she got really sick, Rich. 1589 01:19:57,570 --> 01:20:00,865 Uh, it was an e-mail to these girls, and, uh... 1590 01:20:00,907 --> 01:20:03,743 - Was it four years ago? - Yeah. 1591 01:20:03,785 --> 01:20:06,663 Give it to me, you're gonna end up asking me to finish. 1592 01:20:13,461 --> 01:20:15,964 "Dear Aimee and Brigid, 1593 01:20:17,715 --> 01:20:22,637 "I was clumsy around you both today and felt confused. 1594 01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:25,848 "I couldn't remember your names 1595 01:20:25,890 --> 01:20:27,642 "and felt bad about that. 1596 01:20:29,477 --> 01:20:32,814 "It's strange slowly becoming someone I don't know. 1597 01:20:34,107 --> 01:20:37,068 "But while I am still here, I want to say, 1598 01:20:37,110 --> 01:20:40,488 "don't worry about me once I drift off for good. 1599 01:20:41,864 --> 01:20:43,324 "I'm not scared. 1600 01:20:45,535 --> 01:20:47,620 "If anything, I wish I could've known 1601 01:20:47,662 --> 01:20:50,248 "that most of the stuff I did spend my life 1602 01:20:50,290 --> 01:20:52,667 "worrying about wasn't so bad. 1603 01:20:54,544 --> 01:20:57,005 "Maybe it's because this disease 1604 01:20:57,046 --> 01:20:59,173 "has me forgetting the worst stuff, 1605 01:20:59,215 --> 01:21:03,136 "but right now, I'm feeling nothing about this life 1606 01:21:03,177 --> 01:21:05,388 "was worth getting so worked up about. 1607 01:21:07,056 --> 01:21:09,392 "Not even dancing at weddings. 1608 01:21:11,352 --> 01:21:16,149 "Dancing at weddings always scared the crap out of me, 1609 01:21:16,190 --> 01:21:18,818 "but now it doesn't seem like such a big deal. 1610 01:21:21,195 --> 01:21:23,406 "Dance more than I did. 1611 01:21:24,073 --> 01:21:26,326 "Drink less than I did. 1612 01:21:27,201 --> 01:21:28,953 "Go to church. 1613 01:21:29,871 --> 01:21:32,081 "Be good to everyone you love. 1614 01:21:33,958 --> 01:21:36,210 "I love you more than you'll ever know." 1615 01:21:44,719 --> 01:21:46,971 I am buying a pig for my family. 1616 01:21:57,940 --> 01:22:00,068 He wants you to like him. 1617 01:22:00,109 --> 01:22:02,653 - We love him. - We do, he's in. 1618 01:22:02,695 --> 01:22:04,614 Look out for each other, okay? 1619 01:22:08,368 --> 01:22:09,702 Hey, if you're having another one, 1620 01:22:09,744 --> 01:22:10,745 fine, but I'm calling 1621 01:22:10,787 --> 01:22:12,413 - a car for you guys. - Erik. 1622 01:22:12,455 --> 01:22:14,207 Thanks for drinking responsibly, Dad. 1623 01:22:14,248 --> 01:22:15,541 I'm forgetting that I'm not at home, 1624 01:22:15,583 --> 01:22:17,251 I'm sorry. Sorry. 1625 01:22:17,293 --> 01:22:19,045 I don't mind using my work account 1626 01:22:19,087 --> 01:22:21,047 - now that I'm on my way out. - No. 1627 01:22:21,089 --> 01:22:22,757 No way. No, it'd cost you a fortune. 1628 01:22:22,799 --> 01:22:23,925 I'll drive, I've been drinking water. 1629 01:22:23,966 --> 01:22:25,051 What'd we do about our car? 1630 01:22:25,093 --> 01:22:26,219 Mom, for, like, 10 minutes. 1631 01:22:26,260 --> 01:22:27,470 This is on me. I'm calling a car, 1632 01:22:27,512 --> 01:22:28,763 - end of discussion. - Bus it into the city 1633 01:22:28,805 --> 01:22:30,139 this weekend and help us paint, okay? 1634 01:22:30,181 --> 01:22:31,557 We'll put you to work. 1635 01:22:31,599 --> 01:22:32,934 - Just take a car. - Yeah, yeah. 1636 01:22:32,975 --> 01:22:35,395 I just, I'm not used to driving on Thanksgiving, Rich. 1637 01:22:35,436 --> 01:22:37,063 No worries. Don't worry. 1638 01:22:37,105 --> 01:22:40,900 Hi, I, uh... Yeah, I need a car. 1639 01:22:40,942 --> 01:22:42,527 I think there's street cleaning in the morning. 1640 01:22:42,568 --> 01:22:43,736 No case number... 1641 01:22:43,778 --> 01:22:45,279 I love you so much, thank you. 1642 01:22:46,197 --> 01:22:49,283 Yeah, exactly. 1643 01:22:49,325 --> 01:22:51,285 How do you know when the streets are cleaned? 1644 01:22:51,327 --> 01:22:53,287 It's good, it's coming to a close. 1645 01:22:53,329 --> 01:22:54,872 How is your holiday? 1646 01:23:01,170 --> 01:23:04,465 Three, but one of them is in a wheelchair. 1647 01:23:09,512 --> 01:23:11,722 Do you guys need a van for MoMo? 1648 01:23:11,764 --> 01:23:14,934 Here. Give me the phone. 1649 01:23:14,976 --> 01:23:16,477 Give me the phone. 1650 01:23:16,519 --> 01:23:18,771 I'm just saying, for her wheelchair. 1651 01:23:18,813 --> 01:23:20,648 No, go downstairs, honey. 1652 01:23:20,690 --> 01:23:22,024 You might need a bigger car. 1653 01:23:23,192 --> 01:23:25,153 We don't need a van if... 1654 01:23:26,654 --> 01:23:28,406 No, it folds. 1655 01:23:29,407 --> 01:23:31,200 A lot cheaper, or... 1656 01:23:34,745 --> 01:23:37,957 Well, the van is good, then, that's fine. 1657 01:23:44,881 --> 01:23:46,674 Then we'll call Paul. 1658 01:23:46,716 --> 01:23:48,509 Dessert is on the way. 1659 01:23:48,551 --> 01:23:49,969 Thank you, so is the car. 1660 01:23:50,011 --> 01:23:52,889 Oh, man, I can't believe there's more food. 1661 01:23:52,930 --> 01:23:56,350 Ma, don't worry about it, it saves me a cab ride. 1662 01:23:56,392 --> 01:23:59,187 I can hitch a ride with you guys to Penn Station. 1663 01:23:59,228 --> 01:24:01,856 - Yeah. - Okay. Uh... 1664 01:24:01,898 --> 01:24:04,442 He'll come at 6:00, but we can change the time if you want. 1665 01:24:04,484 --> 01:24:07,195 - Sounds good. - Okay, I can make a 7:05. 1666 01:24:07,236 --> 01:24:10,198 - It's perfect. - Thanks, Aimee, 1667 01:24:10,239 --> 01:24:12,533 I'm embarrassed we had to do this. 1668 01:24:12,575 --> 01:24:14,952 First time for everything, right? 1669 01:24:14,994 --> 01:24:16,537 This is all from a local bakery. 1670 01:24:16,579 --> 01:24:18,122 Really? Oh, my God. 1671 01:24:20,416 --> 01:24:23,044 Are you too drunk to thank your daughter? 1672 01:24:23,085 --> 01:24:24,795 The bakery is called... 1673 01:24:24,837 --> 01:24:25,880 Elephant's Dream. 1674 01:24:25,922 --> 01:24:27,048 Elephant's Dream Bakery. 1675 01:24:27,089 --> 01:24:29,759 Hey, are you too drunk to thank your daughter? 1676 01:24:32,428 --> 01:24:34,096 Incoming. 1677 01:24:36,974 --> 01:24:38,851 Wow. 1678 01:24:38,893 --> 01:24:42,480 Well, I officially fell off 1679 01:24:42,522 --> 01:24:46,192 the Weight Watchers wagon, so... 1680 01:24:46,234 --> 01:24:50,488 Whoa. These look beautiful. 1681 01:24:50,530 --> 01:24:52,448 I... I'll have, um... 1682 01:24:54,575 --> 01:24:55,785 I'll have... 1683 01:24:55,826 --> 01:24:56,994 Give her the one with all the frosting, 1684 01:24:57,036 --> 01:24:58,371 that's the one she wants. 1685 01:25:02,750 --> 01:25:05,419 I'll have the, um... 1686 01:25:05,461 --> 01:25:08,923 I'll... 1687 01:25:10,424 --> 01:25:12,843 I'm just gonna... 1688 01:25:15,221 --> 01:25:16,764 You okay, Momes? 1689 01:25:19,267 --> 01:25:21,602 I'm going to take her to the bathroom. 1690 01:25:21,644 --> 01:25:23,437 - I can help you, Mom. - Rich, would you help her 1691 01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:24,772 get her settled upstairs? 1692 01:25:24,814 --> 01:25:25,856 - Dad, I said I'd help. - Sure, yeah. 1693 01:25:25,898 --> 01:25:27,191 No, you stay here, will you? Just stay. 1694 01:25:27,233 --> 01:25:29,110 - Why? - Because I wanna, I wanna... 1695 01:25:29,151 --> 01:25:30,945 I wanna talk about how, uh... 1696 01:25:30,987 --> 01:25:32,363 About what? 1697 01:25:35,658 --> 01:25:36,951 We may be moving soon. So... 1698 01:25:36,993 --> 01:25:38,578 - Dad, what's wrong? - What's going on? 1699 01:25:38,619 --> 01:25:40,079 Nothing, everybody's okay. 1700 01:25:40,121 --> 01:25:41,581 - I mean, it's all right. - Are you sick? 1701 01:25:41,622 --> 01:25:43,624 No, no, no one's sick. 1702 01:25:44,208 --> 01:25:46,168 It's just, um, 1703 01:25:46,210 --> 01:25:48,462 we sold the lake property, okay? 1704 01:25:48,504 --> 01:25:49,589 - What... When? - To help with... 1705 01:25:49,630 --> 01:25:50,673 Okay... 1706 01:25:50,715 --> 01:25:52,425 Just... Go... 1707 01:25:59,515 --> 01:26:00,516 Dad? 1708 01:26:01,434 --> 01:26:02,476 Um... 1709 01:26:04,061 --> 01:26:05,146 St. Mark's let me go, 1710 01:26:05,187 --> 01:26:06,230 so we've had to tighten our belts... 1711 01:26:06,272 --> 01:26:07,523 Why would they let you go? 1712 01:26:07,565 --> 01:26:09,567 And we're figuring how... Well, that's not... 1713 01:26:09,609 --> 01:26:10,985 I'm not getting my pension now, 1714 01:26:11,027 --> 01:26:12,987 they could fire me before it kicked in, all right? 1715 01:26:13,029 --> 01:26:14,488 They can take away your pension? 1716 01:26:14,530 --> 01:26:15,823 Uh, well, they're a private school, 1717 01:26:15,865 --> 01:26:17,825 they can do whatever they want. 1718 01:26:17,867 --> 01:26:19,160 But why did they fire you? 1719 01:26:20,995 --> 01:26:23,164 They have a morality code, 1720 01:26:23,205 --> 01:26:24,790 and St. Mark's makes you sign it 1721 01:26:24,832 --> 01:26:26,500 - and if you... - Why would a morality code... 1722 01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:28,961 Were you, like, selling drugs on a playground? 1723 01:26:29,003 --> 01:26:30,338 There was an incident, all right? 1724 01:26:30,379 --> 01:26:31,839 - And they could... - What kind of incident? 1725 01:26:31,881 --> 01:26:33,507 They could fire me because of this incident. 1726 01:26:33,549 --> 01:26:36,093 What are you talking about? 1727 01:26:36,135 --> 01:26:38,721 I cheated on your mom with a teacher from school 1728 01:26:39,889 --> 01:26:41,682 and, um... 1729 01:26:42,933 --> 01:26:43,976 We're okay, 1730 01:26:45,561 --> 01:26:47,521 but I realize this is a lot to just... 1731 01:26:56,947 --> 01:26:58,157 Are you guys okay? 1732 01:27:05,289 --> 01:27:07,833 We worked through it, okay? 1733 01:27:07,875 --> 01:27:09,085 We met with Father Paul 1734 01:27:10,211 --> 01:27:11,337 and we're good. 1735 01:27:12,338 --> 01:27:13,881 Okay... 1736 01:27:13,923 --> 01:27:15,883 But people talk and we don't want you to hear it 1737 01:27:15,925 --> 01:27:17,051 from other people, okay? 1738 01:27:17,093 --> 01:27:18,636 We'd rather that you hear it from us. 1739 01:27:18,678 --> 01:27:19,887 Okay, so you want us... 1740 01:27:19,929 --> 01:27:22,431 You just want us to just, what? Just to know? 1741 01:27:24,266 --> 01:27:25,726 Yeah. 1742 01:27:25,768 --> 01:27:27,311 I'm already at a Walmart in Danville, 1743 01:27:27,353 --> 01:27:28,729 to keep money coming in. 1744 01:27:29,522 --> 01:27:30,981 Dad, for how long? 1745 01:27:31,023 --> 01:27:32,316 Why the one in Danville? 1746 01:27:32,358 --> 01:27:33,567 Uh, it's... I don't want the kids from school 1747 01:27:33,609 --> 01:27:35,236 - seeing me there. - God. 1748 01:27:35,277 --> 01:27:36,570 Something full-time should open up 1749 01:27:36,612 --> 01:27:37,738 this spring, so... 1750 01:27:37,780 --> 01:27:39,156 So, what... 1751 01:27:39,198 --> 01:27:40,741 The cost of taking care of MoMo's been a surprise. 1752 01:27:40,783 --> 01:27:41,826 - Are you guys... - You wouldn't even believe 1753 01:27:41,867 --> 01:27:43,285 how much one of... 1754 01:27:43,327 --> 01:27:45,204 Okay, so you're behind. How much are you behind? 1755 01:27:45,246 --> 01:27:47,498 So the plan is to sell the house 1756 01:27:47,540 --> 01:27:49,917 and rent an apartment because we don't need space. 1757 01:27:49,959 --> 01:27:51,460 Are there even apartments in Scranton? 1758 01:27:51,502 --> 01:27:53,337 - Who lives in an apartment? - Of course there are. 1759 01:27:53,379 --> 01:27:55,339 Hey, getting a place on one level is good 1760 01:27:55,381 --> 01:27:56,632 because, you know, your mom won't be climbing up stairs. 1761 01:27:56,674 --> 01:27:58,259 Doesn't sound good, Dad. 1762 01:27:58,300 --> 01:27:59,969 It sounds like you're in a deep hole. 1763 01:28:00,010 --> 01:28:01,303 I'm working it out, Aimee. 1764 01:28:01,345 --> 01:28:02,596 - Do you have anything saved? - No. 1765 01:28:02,638 --> 01:28:03,723 Dad, do you have anything in savings? 1766 01:28:03,764 --> 01:28:04,849 No, I have no savings, Aimee. No. 1767 01:28:04,890 --> 01:28:06,726 - Okay, okay. - We've been stretched. 1768 01:28:06,767 --> 01:28:08,436 Well, you're telling us this when you're drunk. 1769 01:28:08,477 --> 01:28:10,730 So sorry if I'm getting frustrated. 1770 01:28:10,771 --> 01:28:12,148 Can you take her? 1771 01:28:12,189 --> 01:28:13,566 - He lives in a trailer. - Yeah. 1772 01:28:13,607 --> 01:28:14,942 - But he has no money. - To the... 1773 01:28:14,984 --> 01:28:16,068 No, you've got no choice 1774 01:28:16,110 --> 01:28:17,445 but to collect unemployment. 1775 01:28:17,486 --> 01:28:18,821 - That's not fair. - Hey, hey. Easy, easy... 1776 01:28:18,863 --> 01:28:20,322 I can't get a break if I'm working full-time. 1777 01:28:20,364 --> 01:28:21,532 It's not unfair for you to get some marketable skills. 1778 01:28:21,574 --> 01:28:22,475 We're working it out, I love your mom. 1779 01:28:22,518 --> 01:28:23,700 Oh, yeah, you're working it out, but... 1780 01:28:23,743 --> 01:28:24,952 Okay? We're good. 1781 01:28:24,994 --> 01:28:26,454 Oh, you're good, but you're not sleeping 1782 01:28:26,495 --> 01:28:28,080 and Mom's still eating her feelings! 1783 01:28:28,122 --> 01:28:29,874 - Brigid, shut... - I'm... 1784 01:28:31,333 --> 01:28:32,460 Mom... 1785 01:28:32,501 --> 01:28:33,961 Mom, I didn't... I didn't mean it. 1786 01:28:34,003 --> 01:28:35,755 I know you think there's something wrong with me, 1787 01:28:35,796 --> 01:28:37,089 it's not a newsflash. 1788 01:28:37,131 --> 01:28:38,632 I think something's wrong with everyone. 1789 01:28:38,674 --> 01:28:40,634 Please don't act like a martyr when I'm trying to apologize. 1790 01:28:41,761 --> 01:28:42,970 - Brigid... - Bridge... 1791 01:28:43,012 --> 01:28:44,847 Brigid, would you please... 1792 01:28:44,889 --> 01:28:45,931 I'm gonna go ask that woman 1793 01:28:45,973 --> 01:28:47,391 to stop banging her fucking feet. 1794 01:28:48,434 --> 01:28:49,643 Bridge! 1795 01:28:56,025 --> 01:28:57,485 Bridge! 1796 01:28:58,194 --> 01:28:59,737 You bitch. 1797 01:28:59,779 --> 01:29:01,822 - I can't hear her now. - Bitch, you go home. 1798 01:29:01,864 --> 01:29:04,658 It's okay. It's okay. 1799 01:29:04,700 --> 01:29:06,535 Yeah, she... Go with your mother. Go with her. 1800 01:29:06,577 --> 01:29:08,162 She's okay, just give us a moment. 1801 01:29:08,204 --> 01:29:10,706 Go home! Go home. 1802 01:29:10,748 --> 01:29:12,875 Would you go with your mom? Go with your mom. 1803 01:29:12,917 --> 01:29:16,212 Go home! Go home, go home. 1804 01:29:16,253 --> 01:29:17,421 Would you go with your mom? 1805 01:29:17,463 --> 01:29:18,589 Go, go with your mom. 1806 01:29:18,631 --> 01:29:20,049 Oh, God, they're everywhere. 1807 01:29:20,090 --> 01:29:21,300 Okay, all right. 1808 01:29:23,010 --> 01:29:27,431 They're everywhere. 1809 01:29:27,473 --> 01:29:30,184 They're comin' after you, ya bitch. 1810 01:29:32,394 --> 01:29:34,522 What's wrong that you did this? 1811 01:29:34,563 --> 01:29:36,982 Go home to fucking your bitch. 1812 01:29:39,527 --> 01:29:41,195 Why don't you go home? 1813 01:29:43,113 --> 01:29:45,574 What's wrong that you did this? 1814 01:29:45,616 --> 01:29:49,036 Okay. Okay. 1815 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:55,167 It's okay. 1816 01:30:03,467 --> 01:30:05,094 Okay, Ma, it's okay. 1817 01:30:05,135 --> 01:30:06,762 It's okay. 1818 01:30:07,513 --> 01:30:08,973 All right, it's good. 1819 01:30:09,014 --> 01:30:11,100 I know. I know. 1820 01:30:17,565 --> 01:30:19,066 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 1821 01:30:24,446 --> 01:30:25,614 It's okay, it's okay... 1822 01:30:28,325 --> 01:30:29,410 I know. 1823 01:30:32,913 --> 01:30:33,956 Go home! 1824 01:30:46,468 --> 01:30:47,595 Brigid! 1825 01:30:53,142 --> 01:30:54,226 Bridge! 1826 01:30:54,268 --> 01:30:55,603 What's going on? 1827 01:30:58,272 --> 01:30:59,273 Babe... 1828 01:31:01,066 --> 01:31:02,359 What happened? 1829 01:31:03,068 --> 01:31:04,111 I don't know. 1830 01:31:07,990 --> 01:31:09,116 Wanna just breathe? 1831 01:31:58,958 --> 01:32:01,168 That e-mail about us being electrons 1832 01:32:01,210 --> 01:32:02,670 wasn't religious. 1833 01:32:05,214 --> 01:32:07,341 It was from a science website. 1834 01:32:30,072 --> 01:32:31,532 I drank too much. 1835 01:32:33,450 --> 01:32:35,995 I gotta use the, uh... 1836 01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:43,502 Mom... 1837 01:32:45,713 --> 01:32:48,048 It smells really bad in there. 1838 01:32:48,799 --> 01:32:50,092 I'm sorry. 1839 01:32:52,428 --> 01:32:54,096 Should have got Brigid that candle. 1840 01:32:59,518 --> 01:33:00,894 Let's go to the bathroom now. 1841 01:33:00,936 --> 01:33:02,563 How's your knee, okay? 1842 01:33:02,604 --> 01:33:04,273 Okay, in we go now. 1843 01:33:10,195 --> 01:33:12,072 Gonna go for a walk around the block. 1844 01:33:13,449 --> 01:33:15,075 You okay? 1845 01:33:15,117 --> 01:33:19,079 Yeah, I want some air, Dad. 1846 01:33:21,874 --> 01:33:24,376 I've been losing sleep trying to... 1847 01:33:24,418 --> 01:33:25,961 I was saying to Father Paul 1848 01:33:26,003 --> 01:33:27,421 - in how... - What are you... 1849 01:33:27,463 --> 01:33:29,757 ...just thinking about losing you guys... 1850 01:33:29,798 --> 01:33:32,259 - What are you... - ...gets me thinking about how, 1851 01:33:33,510 --> 01:33:34,803 when you were gone, 1852 01:33:34,845 --> 01:33:36,722 - this fireman was holding... - Dad, Dad... 1853 01:33:36,764 --> 01:33:39,433 ...a body with your suit on. 1854 01:33:39,475 --> 01:33:44,021 But there was a coat of ash melted on to her, 1855 01:33:44,063 --> 01:33:46,899 like she got turned into a statue, 1856 01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:50,319 like there was gray in her eyes and mouth even, 1857 01:33:50,360 --> 01:33:52,780 it was like her whole... 1858 01:33:55,532 --> 01:33:58,243 The car company will call you when they're ready. 1859 01:33:58,285 --> 01:34:00,120 Leave your phone on the window so it'll ring. 1860 01:34:05,167 --> 01:34:06,210 Aimee... 1861 01:34:53,340 --> 01:34:54,341 Brigid? 1862 01:35:10,899 --> 01:35:11,942 Brigid? 1863 01:35:53,692 --> 01:35:55,986 - Guys, the car is out front! - Oh, my God. 1864 01:35:56,028 --> 01:35:58,530 Aimee, could you help me get her coat on? 1865 01:35:58,572 --> 01:35:59,907 Yeah, you never check your texts. 1866 01:35:59,948 --> 01:36:01,241 - Yeah. - Dad? 1867 01:36:01,909 --> 01:36:03,452 Where's Brigid? 1868 01:36:03,493 --> 01:36:06,455 Out with Rich, he's embarrassed. She's... 1869 01:36:06,955 --> 01:36:08,081 It's fine. 1870 01:36:08,874 --> 01:36:10,209 Dad! 1871 01:36:10,250 --> 01:36:11,752 I heard ya! 1872 01:36:11,793 --> 01:36:14,004 Can you bring Mom's blanket and the pan we brought? 1873 01:36:14,046 --> 01:36:15,088 Uh-huh. 1874 01:36:15,130 --> 01:36:16,506 There you go. 1875 01:36:16,548 --> 01:36:17,841 So nice, isn't it? 1876 01:36:20,427 --> 01:36:21,428 I can take her. 1877 01:36:21,470 --> 01:36:22,679 - You got her? - Yeah. 1878 01:36:22,721 --> 01:36:24,348 Oh, I got to get my purse, okay? 1879 01:36:24,389 --> 01:36:25,599 I'll be right out. 1880 01:36:25,641 --> 01:36:26,767 All right, we'll meet you in the car. 1881 01:36:26,808 --> 01:36:27,851 Okay. 1882 01:37:21,154 --> 01:37:23,490 Oh, shit. 1883 01:37:34,167 --> 01:37:35,168 Damn it. 1884 01:38:27,220 --> 01:38:28,889 Hello? 1885 01:40:25,630 --> 01:40:27,591 Hail Mary, full of grace. 1886 01:40:27,632 --> 01:40:30,719 The Lord is with thee. 1887 01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:33,388 Blessed art thou among women, 1888 01:40:33,430 --> 01:40:35,348 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1889 01:40:35,390 --> 01:40:37,601 Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners. 1890 01:40:37,642 --> 01:40:40,020 Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee. 1891 01:40:40,061 --> 01:40:42,189 Blessed art thou among women 1892 01:40:42,230 --> 01:40:44,483 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1893 01:40:44,524 --> 01:40:46,234 Holy Mary, Mother of God... 1894 01:40:51,323 --> 01:40:53,283 Hail Mary, full of grace. 1895 01:40:53,325 --> 01:40:55,035 The Lord is with thee 1896 01:40:55,076 --> 01:40:58,205 and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. 1897 01:40:58,246 --> 01:40:59,706 Holy Mary, Mother of God... 1898 01:41:38,828 --> 01:41:40,247 Dad? 1899 01:41:40,288 --> 01:41:42,123 The driver is gonna have to keep circling the block. 1900 01:41:48,213 --> 01:41:49,506 - Dad? - Yeah. 1901 01:41:50,465 --> 01:41:51,508 No, here I come. 1902 01:42:04,813 --> 01:42:07,941 I can ride with you guys to Penn Station, 1903 01:42:08,608 --> 01:42:09,943 take the subway back. 1904 01:42:12,153 --> 01:42:13,196 It's not far. 1905 01:42:17,158 --> 01:42:18,201 Thanks. 1906 01:43:42,745 --> 01:43:47,745 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 134798