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[pages rifling]
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♪
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‐ I, Balder the Brave, have assembled
the best warriors in all of Asgard,
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to defend the sanctity of our land.
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We must find the evil sorcerer
who madeth this tear in our sky
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and sullies our beauteous realm
with unholy artifacts‐‐
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[machine whirring]
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[body thuds on ground]
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♪
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[MODOK laughs]
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‐ What else can I launch down
this trash portal I built to Asgard?
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‐ I don't understand,
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how is this gonna
help you destroy Monica
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and reclaim your title
as Scientist Supreme?
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‐ It won't, it just makes me feel great
to screw with Thor.
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Every time I feel sad, I throw
a string cheese wrapper down there.
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[eating noisily]
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[groaning]
[stomach rumbles]
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If only there was a way
not to eat the string cheese.
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As for Monica,
I have a diabolically intricate plan.
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First, I wanna chuck one of these
heavy mothers into the portal.
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‐ Oh, can't let you do that.
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I was elected
the office fire safety captain.
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I take fire very seriously.
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Gorgeous fire, sexy fire,
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flickering like a dancing woman!
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An elusive beauty you'd destroy
the world just to please!
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‐ Yeah, yeah, fire's awesome.
Now hand me that milk.
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This trashcan here is a portal
directly into my stomach.
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That way when my mouth is busy eating,
other food gets VIP stomach access.
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See? Why eat harder
when you can eat smart‐‐
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[retching]
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‐ Oh. Oh no, puke makes me‐‐
‐ Gary, no!
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♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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‐ So, MODOK, I know
you've been ignoring my emails.
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‐ Oh, I meant to tell you
I have a new email now.
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MODOK at Austin‐sucks‐butts‐dot‐edu.
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‐ Why would it be an edu?
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‐ 'Cause I just took you to school!
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[laughs dryly]
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‐ Clearly you're not responding
to my management style
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so from here on out
I'll be delivering you orders
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via my sweet little puppy, Sherlock.
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[high‐pitched voice] "Hey. I'm Sherlock,
and people are complaining
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"that you're not delivering
their packages,
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which makes me think
you're low‐key not doing your job."
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‐ First of all, Sherlock is
an absolute little gentleman.
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He would never say that.
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Second of all, look at his little scarf,
oh my gosh!
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Third of all, he would never say that.
Now get out of here!
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‐ [normal voice]
If you can't deliver the mail,
we're gonna have to demote you.
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And I'd hate to demote you,
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because then I'd have
to figure out what's lower than this.
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Hey, Dillman!
Sherlock's got some news for you.
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[high‐pitched voice] "We saw some
inappropriate images on your hard drive.
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Pretty ruff‐ruff stuff!
The police are on their way!"
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‐ Gary, I'm feeling
some good rage right now.
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Let's channel it into this.
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Behold:
a battle suit proportional to my head,
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giving me the power
to crush Austin and Monica
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and finally experience
what it's like to have thighs!
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Thick thighs save lives!
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Or in the case, end them.
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[phone buzzes]
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Oh my God, it's Jodie.
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This is the first time she's called
since the separation.
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This is a chance to impress her.
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[shallow breaths]
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How's it hangin', duder?
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I'm blowing it, Gary.
Think of something.
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‐ Oh! Say hello!
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‐ Har‐low.
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JODIE:
Oh, thank God. MODOK, I need you.
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‐ Gary, it's phone sex.
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‐ [gasps]
The sex you're best at!
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‐ It's not phone sex, MODOK.
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Lou released a bunch of doves
at his Bar Mitzvah rehearsal,
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and now there's bird shit
all over the bimah.
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The Rabbi is furious.
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‐ Nice. My turn.
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I take off your bra using only my teeth.
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And then my throat starts to close up.
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I'm clearly allergic
to something in the fabric.
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I fumble at your panties,
but it's too late.
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I lose consciousness‐‐
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‐ Oh my God,
just get down here and help me.
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‐ Lou, what the hell
happened in there?
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‐ One dove corrupted the others.
It's not my fault!
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‐ The Rabbi doesn't want you doing
weird magic tricks at your Bar Mitzvah!
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‐ But magic's sorta my whole deal.
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I'm gonna pull rabbits out of yarmulkes,
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yarmulkes out of rabbits.
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And for my final trick:
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I resurrect my foreskin...
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[spooky voice]
from the dead!
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‐ Aww, honey, we talked about this.
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Your foreskin's in Hell.
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‐ Where it belongs!
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‐ And to celebrate
my Mexican heritage, Mom,
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I'll be a‐click‐clackin' around
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in the heels
from your quinceañera.
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‐ I didn't have a quinceañera,
and those aren't my shoes.
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But if one or two of these ideas
makes you happy‐‐
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‐ Oh, I'm just warming up.
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I want a loose hot dog bar
with all the works,
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which means nothing
but loose hot dogs and the water.
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I want my boysmaids
to wear denim jumpsuits.
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Oh, also I want boysmaids.
And this is non‐negotiable:
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I want Great‐Grandma Esther
to do a reading
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from my erotic poetry
about the green M&M.
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And those are just my safe ideas.
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‐ [sighs] InStyle magazine
was gonna do
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a feature on me planning
this Bar Mitzvah.
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Maybe I should just cancel it.
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‐ I'm all over it, trust me.
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The title for that article is gonna be:
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"Normal Boy
Has Normal Bar Mitzvah."
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[cooing, squawks]
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‐ [whispers] Shh‐shh‐shh.
You're gonna be a big bright star.
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‐ Good luck.
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‐ I usually only seamstress
on the weekends,
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but this is lovely‐‐
‐ Shut up, Gary.
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I'm trying to listen to my weird son.
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‐ "Ninety percent
of magic's in the flair."
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David Copperfield said that.
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"Ninety percent of magic's
in the hair."
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David Copperfield's
hair‐plug guy said that.
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Now look in your pocket.
[squishing]
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‐ Did you put creamed corn
in my pocket?
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‐ A trick and a treat.
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‐ Gary, go get more fire extinguishers
while I tamp down my son's individuality.
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‐ Yeah, I'm probably gonna go
light something on fire.
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‐ Hey, buddy, whatcha workin' on?
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Got any more magic for your old pappy?
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‐ Wow. To be honest, I thought
you absolutely hated my magic.
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‐ Seems like I pulled
a magic trick on you then.
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Let me see your magic gear.
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‐ Oh my, I don't even have much today.
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Just a barebones kit.
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Magic hat.
‐ Of course.
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‐ Wand.
‐ Classic.
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‐ Backup wand.
‐ Smart.
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‐ Deck of cards.
‐ Love it.
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‐ 140 handkerchiefs.
‐ The best!
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‐ Open can of corn.
‐ Necessary?
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‐ Sword of mystery!
‐ Mysterious.
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‐ And a photo of you guys.
‐ Aww.
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‐ Because there's nothing more magical
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than the love and support
of a good family‐‐
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[MODOK grunts]
My gear!
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‐ No magic at your Bar Mitzvah!
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LOU: But‐‐
‐ Why can't you just be normal like‐‐
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[moans]
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Normal like‐‐
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‐ Argh!
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‐ Normal like‐‐
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[gobbling]
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Just no magic. That's final!
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‐ If you think
I'm afraid of getting dirty,
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you clearly haven't read my letters
to the green M&M!
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Who threw away this perfectly good
swirling vortex‐‐
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Ahhh!
‐ No, no, no, no!
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Last night at Hardee's, now this!
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Can there be one day this week
where I don't dive into a garbage can?
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Don't worry, Lou.
I'm coming!
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♪
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‐ Ohh!
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[laughs]
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‐ Oh phew!
Lou landed safely and softly.
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And now for me as well‐‐
[neighs]
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[grunting]
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[groans]
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Eat your heart out,
Kerri Strug and Sully Sullenberger.
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There's a new lander in town.
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‐ Who knew my Narnia
was just a trashcan away?
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Oh, it even has fairies!
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Ah. He's wonderful!
[blade scraping]
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‐ Gimme your sneakers!
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‐ Stay there!
I'm coming to get you!
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‐ Uh‐oh. Company.
I'll be back for those sneakers!
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‐ Goodbye, fairy, I'll miss you!
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Even the stabbing!
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Hey! My magic stuff!
[creatures growling]
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Ahh!
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Dad!
‐ Kobold goblins!
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Lou! No!
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Ohh! Ah!
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‐ Aw man, Skechers Step Ups?
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That's a stab!
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[chomping]
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[groans]
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‐ Goat! Ahh!
[bleats]
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Oh, it's one of those fainting goats!
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[creaking, clanking]
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Ugh, dang goat chewed my wires up!
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I can fix this.
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[straining]
Oh, my back.
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The one thing on my body
I can't reach besides everything else.
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[high‐pitched shriek in distance]
Lou! My son!
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[grunting]
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[shrieking]
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I got twigs in my
just‐threaded eyebrows for you?
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[bleats]
Well, at least you're friendly.
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[shrieks]
Ahh!
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I can't concentrate on goats right now.
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I'm trying to figure out
a way to get around.
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Oh, hell yeah!
In Asgard, goats can fly!
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[bleats]
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I said "goats can fly"!
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[sighs] Did I get
the only non‐flying goats in Asgard?
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[bleats]
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Should I switch them out?
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No, no, I can't spend
all day switching goats.
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Just gotta commit to these.
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[bleating]
Dammit!
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I'm so nervous for Lou,
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I can barely eat
this old slice of CPK pizza.
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OMG, it's Lou's A. I. M. visitor badge.
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We're on the right path, goats!
That's right.
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I refuse to name you
because I'll probably eat you.
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Goatye! Billy the Kid!
Dammit, I love them now!
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[cell phone buzzes]
Oh crap, it's Jodie.
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Hey, girl. Things are all good here.
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Well, seems like a natural stopping point
for us to hop off the phone. Bye‐‐
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JODIE [on phone] No, wait!
I'm just calling to see how Lou's doing.
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I know how important
the Bar Mitzvah is to him,
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and he's so fragile.
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‐ Oh, he's fine. He's‐‐
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Giant honking squirrel!
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[shrieks]
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JODIE:
I'm sorry, what?
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‐ Yeah, giant honking squirrel.
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It's an expression.
[giant squirrel roars]
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It means
"out of harm's way, totally safe."
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You never heard that before?
Wow, you're such a‐‐
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Frost Giant!
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JODIE: Okay, now I'm a "Frost Giant"?
What‐‐ what does that mean?
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‐ Oh Jodie,
you're showing your age.
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It's another expression, of course.
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[grunts]
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The point is,
Lou's totally safe.
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He's as safe as an‐‐
Even bigger honking squirrel!
244
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,628
JODIE: Well, now that I know
that means he's safe,
245
00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,917
I guess... good?
246
00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,131
Thank you for handling this.
247
00:09:49,131 --> 00:09:51,301
‐ Alright, seems like
we're wrapping up , thank God.
248
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,970
Just know that everything's‐‐
249
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,678
b‐b‐b‐bodacious hunks!
250
00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,971
JODIE: Okay, so I just looked up
"Frost Giant,"
251
00:09:57,973 --> 00:10:01,603
and I have never done that
to an ice cream sandwich!
252
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,102
‐ Once again I apologize
253
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:07,324
for how we all pointed swords
at your horrible face.
254
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:11,608
‐ And I apologize for continually guessing
your body fat percentage on the way over.
255
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,492
It's zero, right?
You gotta tell me if I'm close.
256
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:16,988
‐ We're on the hunt for the sorcerer
who murdered our General.
257
00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:20,502
The only clue we have
is the sorcerer's symbol.
258
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:24,495
Each carries the same marking
as the loathsome death box,
259
00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:27,039
the cause of our leader's demise.
260
00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:29,254
‐ I've never seen that logo in my life.
261
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,214
It's‐‐ it's cool though, right?
262
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:31,634
I mean, it looks like it's
by the same guy who did
263
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,092
the Baskin Robbins logo,
so it couldn't have been cheap.
264
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:36,722
You know, they‐‐ they hide the number 31
in the Baskin Robbins logo.
265
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,100
You can see that, right?
Have you ever seen that?
266
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,016
It's so cool! But that logo,
I've never seen that one in my life.
267
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:47,809
‐ All I know is if we find him,
verily we will clonk him up good.
268
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,864
‐ Uh‐huh. Well, if any
of you beefcake beauties
269
00:10:49,858 --> 00:10:50,978
want to join me on a quest,
270
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,954
I've gotta go mess up a bunch
of Kobolds and rescue my son.
271
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,736
‐ Alas, we cannot.
272
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,199
We hast a thousand‐year peace
with the Kobolds.
273
00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:00,660
‐ Because they're harmonious,
peace‐loving creatures
274
00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:01,911
who would never hurt my boy?
275
00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:06,502
‐ No! Those freakish ghouls are
an important part of the ecosystem.
276
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,380
They devour unwanted children...
277
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:09,037
[shudders]
278
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:12,054
...allowing us to continue having
unprotected sex
279
00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,587
without consequences!
280
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,090
‐ Wow, hot‐‐ No, wait!
Lou is unprotected!
281
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:18,473
And I made him with sex!
I gotta go!
282
00:11:18,470 --> 00:11:20,720
‐ Fare thee well, horny troll!
283
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:25,313
♪
284
00:11:25,310 --> 00:11:27,600
[bird cawing]
[owl hooting]
285
00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,484
[wolf howls]
286
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,520
‐ Oh good,
the trees are getting creepy.
287
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,114
Must be close to the Kobold city.
288
00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:32,939
[rattling]
289
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,863
A road paved with human skulls?
290
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,663
Huh! A little much.
291
00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:40,907
[gasps]
Lou!
292
00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,501
Oh, thank God, it's not him.
293
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,496
These bones are way too calcium‐fortified
to be my noodly son.
294
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,329
[Lou moaning]
295
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,753
A weak child‐like whimper.
296
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,171
Now that's my embarrassing Lou!
297
00:11:53,297 --> 00:11:55,967
‐ Now for the main attraction.
298
00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,426
Everyone, please,
please, please take a look.
299
00:11:57,426 --> 00:12:00,346
There's nothing special
about this dental floss, is there?
300
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,425
‐ We don't even know
what dental floss is!
301
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,641
‐ And in a few short moments,
302
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:06,020
I will fuse these two
dental flosses together
303
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,398
to make one dental floss!
304
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,605
‐ I can't follow any of this!
I love it!
305
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:12,897
[Kobolds laughing]
306
00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:17,318
‐ It's like a one‐way
Lady and the Tramp, folks.
307
00:12:17,321 --> 00:12:21,911
[laughing]
308
00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,081
[gasps]
309
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:31,126
Behold, a single floss!
310
00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,626
[Kobolds cheering, applauding]
311
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:38,759
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Can you fill in for a beat, Krawleen?
312
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:43,466
[guitar strumming]
[clears throat]
313
00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,560
[screeches melodically]
314
00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,056
LOU:
Hey, Dad! You look hungry.
315
00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:52,151
I can have someone bring you
some Valhallapeño Poppers.
316
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,437
What do you want?
An Asgarden Burger?
317
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,650
How about nachos, Thor‐style,
where they smash 'em up with a hammer?
318
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,902
‐ Oh my God, my poor dear boy.
319
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,744
Look what they've done to you.
Turned you into a fool.
320
00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:03,240
‐ What? You mean my act?
321
00:13:03,242 --> 00:13:05,082
I've been workshopping it
for my Bar Mitzvah.
322
00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:07,407
Now that you know that,
do you think it's pretty cool?
323
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,162
‐ No! I don't understand it.
324
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:11,754
The last time I saw you,
these things were going to eat you!
325
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,590
‐ Oh, they were saucin' me up,
flavorin' me good.
326
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:16,796
I'm talkin' celery,
onions, bell peppers,
327
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,757
the holy trinity of Cajun cuisine‐‐
328
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,877
‐ Just get to the part
where they didn't eat you.
329
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:25,014
‐ I did that thing where I made one ball
turn into two balls.
330
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:29,023
And look at me now! Full residency
at the Catch A Rising Kobold Theater!
331
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,557
‐ I was so worried about you only to learn
that you've become the jester
332
00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:33,612
to some freaky‐ass goblin creatures?
333
00:13:33,605 --> 00:13:36,105
‐ Actually, I'm doing really well.
334
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:37,688
I'm making more than Krawleen.
335
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:39,783
And she's Krawleen!
336
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,448
[Kobolds cheering]
337
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:45,027
‐ No son of mine upstages Krawleen.
We're leaving!
338
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,413
‐ But, Dad‐‐
‐ Time to go home
339
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:50,210
and prepare for your traditional,
non‐humiliating Bar Mitzvah.
340
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:52,535
‐ Why would I go home
when I could stay here
341
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:53,881
where I don't have to hide who I am?
342
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,786
‐ That was you hiding who you are?
343
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,514
I'm constantly dealing with it!
It's so in my face!
344
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:00,590
[snaps fingers]
345
00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:02,091
‐ Throw him out.
[growls]
346
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,257
[grunts]
[laughing]
347
00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:08,677
‐ I believe I had two goats!
348
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,142
[goats shriek]
These are them. Thanks.
349
00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:12,773
[goat bleats]
I only had two!
350
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,109
I'm not keeping this goat‐‐
Goatis Redding. Dammit!
351
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,975
Ahh, you're in the gang,
and I love you forever.
352
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,152
LOU:
For my next trick,
353
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,320
I'll pull a guitar out of Krawleen.
354
00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,859
[Kobolds laughing]
[Krawleen shrieks]
355
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,572
‐ I can't protect Lou if he's stuck
in that goblin city
356
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,783
guarded by those freaks.
357
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,082
I'll have to take him back by force.
358
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,825
Looks like the only way to save my son
359
00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,464
is to go to war with him.
360
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:36,205
Well, I ate Goatis.
361
00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,300
Anyway, hey, Asgardians!
362
00:14:38,295 --> 00:14:41,255
Is this the sorcerer you're looking for?
363
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,166
ASGARDIANS:
The symbol!
364
00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,844
‐ He leads the Kobolds!
365
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,262
‐ Then we go to war!
[all shout]
366
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,971
‐ For the normalcy
of my son's Bar Mitzvah!
367
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:51,022
‐ For the what of the what?
368
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,056
‐ For a deeply personal conflict
369
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,350
that has nothing
to do with you guys!
370
00:14:55,354 --> 00:14:57,734
[all shout]
371
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,942
DAGR:
To my beautiful wife, Astrid.
372
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:05,034
The Great Bar Mitzvah Wars
have dragged on for months.
373
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,570
Know that if this great war takes me,
374
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,294
I want you to... never move on.
375
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,495
I'm serious.
If you do, I'll haunt you forever.
376
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,254
KOBOLD:
Life on the front lines is unforgiving.
377
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,961
The only thing that gives me hope
are your letters
378
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,302
written in aged menstrual blood.
379
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,797
If I do not return,
dear pungent Gremelina,
380
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,101
I know that I will miss every part of you.
381
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:32,057
Your scaly flesh,
the stench of your rotting teeth,
382
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:35,847
the moles that line every inch
of your mug‐shaped body.
383
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,814
DAGR :
But though we suffer,
384
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:40,233
none suffer more than our great leader
385
00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:42,532
who carries the full weight of this war.
386
00:15:42,526 --> 00:15:44,696
‐ [mimicking Lou]
Okay, Dad. I give up magic.
387
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:48,115
I like normal stuff now,
like cars and toast.
388
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,235
[mimicking Sean Connery]
Thanks, son. I accept your surrender.
389
00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:52,582
Just kidding, I'm gonna kill
all these stupid goblins.
390
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:54,038
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
391
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,037
I'm the man now, dog!
392
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,169
[normal voice]
How goes the battlefront, General Dagr?
393
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,456
‐ We have taken great losses.
‐ Oh. I hate hearing that.
394
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,051
Should I reflect that on the table?
Why are we losing soldiers?
395
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,677
‐ You took their shields away
and melted them down to make figurines.
396
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,046
‐ Well, we didn't
take their swords, though.
397
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,102
Let's take their swords
and melt those down
398
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,636
to make shields for the figurines.
399
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,429
I don't want to make
the same mistake with the figurines
400
00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:15,643
that I did with the soldiers.
401
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,562
[Dagr sighs]
402
00:16:16,852 --> 00:16:20,112
‐ Lord, the other side hast offered
403
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,435
to meet and negotiate peace.
404
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,741
‐ Peace, you say?
405
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,742
[rumbling]
406
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,954
[goat shrieks]
407
00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:40,581
[sing‐songy]
I'm here for peace!
408
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:41,964
[Kobolds growling]
409
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:45,803
[rumbling, rattling]
410
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,507
‐ So... this war sorta got out of hand,
411
00:16:48,509 --> 00:16:51,429
and, uh, a lot of people sorta died.
412
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:55,218
‐ Wrong again.
This war was always in hand, my hand.
413
00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:57,024
And a lot of people definitely died.
414
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:58,437
And after this tank pops off,
415
00:16:58,435 --> 00:17:01,225
a hell of a lot more people
are going to die.
416
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:05,443
‐ As a peace offering,
I brought you these flowers.
417
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,742
[goats shriek]
418
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,994
‐ Aah!
419
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:13,622
Yah!
[grunts]
420
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:15,988
[goat shrieks]
421
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:19,921
[groans]
422
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,750
[all snicker]
423
00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,297
‐ Go ahead, laugh at me!
424
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,966
Just like everyone always has!
425
00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:29,375
[all sigh]
426
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:31,763
That's right.
Just go. Leave.
427
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,510
[Lou sighs]
428
00:17:32,511 --> 00:17:35,011
‐ Here, Dad, let me‐‐
‐ Don't touch me!
429
00:17:35,389 --> 00:17:36,429
‐ Use this.
430
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:41,765
‐ This is... this is exactly
what I wanted to save you from.
431
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:42,770
‐ What?
432
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:45,981
‐ I didn't want you doing magic
at your Bar Mitzvah
433
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,653
because... well, I didn't want you
to feel humiliated.
434
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:52,568
On account of magic being lame?
435
00:17:52,573 --> 00:17:53,783
‐ Disagree. Continue.
436
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,486
‐ I worry about you.
437
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,662
I worry about you being
too much like me.
438
00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,911
‐ I thought you wanted me
to be more like you?
439
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:01,873
‐ What? No. People hate me.
440
00:18:01,874 --> 00:18:03,924
I've been mocked all my life
for being different.
441
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,837
[sighs]
442
00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:08,005
I want you to be more like,
I‐‐ I don't know... Tony Stark.
443
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,125
‐ Your greatest foe?
444
00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,471
‐ People like him.
445
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,625
I want people to like you.
446
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:13,973
‐ Oh.
447
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,429
‐ One day, I'll conquer the world
and create a utopia
448
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:18,680
where no one can ever hurt you,
but until then
449
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:23,772
it's safer for you to like normal things
like football or toast.
450
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,400
‐ You're always bringing up toast.
I like toast.
451
00:18:26,732 --> 00:18:28,652
‐ Yeah?
‐ Yeah.
452
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,690
‐ Hey.
453
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:34,163
‐ Hey! Kobold justice demands
public execution,
454
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,906
giant head man!
455
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,988
MODOK: Lou, call my lawyer,
Irving Champlain.
456
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:41,083
If he doesn't save my life,
it's freeee!
457
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,750
[Kobolds snarling]
458
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,924
[thudding footsteps]
459
00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:48,546
‐ You don't have to do this.
460
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,705
I can get you pewter figurines!
You like pewter figurines?
461
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,844
I can give you all of mine.
I have... 10.
462
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,512
That's every last one.
463
00:18:55,511 --> 00:18:56,801
[all snarling]
464
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,853
Oh, please don't kill me!
465
00:18:57,846 --> 00:18:59,766
Alright, I have 6,000 figurines.
466
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,765
You can have them all.
Just don't kill me!
467
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,227
My son needs me!
468
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,147
You gruesome son of a bitch,
469
00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:07,976
you're gonna saw me in half?
470
00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:14,454
Oh, you're gonna saw me in half.
471
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:17,906
‐ This man likes splitting
our land in two.
472
00:19:17,908 --> 00:19:21,618
Let's see how much he likes it
when we split his body in two!
473
00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,540
[cheering]
474
00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,959
‐ [weakly]
Nooo!
475
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:27,078
‐ Murder!
476
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,499
‐ You're killing me, you jerk!
477
00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,633
Oh, woe to be cut!
478
00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,300
Oh, to be sliced!
479
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,718
Aww, you're cutting my stomach,
and the food's coming out.
480
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,258
I'm getting hungry again!
481
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:41,772
‐ He speaks so much!
Saw his face!
482
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,725
‐ This is where the saw is!
I've already committed to the cut!
483
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:47,475
‐ And we've come to the spine,
which you'll never get through!
484
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,269
Ah geez, you did it.
485
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:51,979
‐ Is he finally‐‐
486
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:54,494
‐ Ahh, the adrenaline's kickin' in now!
487
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,486
I could die for days!
488
00:19:58,282 --> 00:20:00,332
‐ Dad.
‐ Alright, alright.
489
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:01,945
Here's the big moment!
490
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:04,202
Three, two, one.
491
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,294
Countdown to my death begins.
492
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:08,040
Ten, nine‐‐
‐ He died!
493
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,421
He just died right then!
494
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:10,378
[all cheering]
495
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,337
But wait!
There's more!
496
00:20:13,964 --> 00:20:16,554
‐ Holy shit!
‐ The legs are still kicking!
497
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:19,140
‐ We've become the monsters!
498
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,561
‐ You saved me!
And it was so fun!
499
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,925
‐ You were a little hammy.
500
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,181
I mean, I can be hammy
sometimes with the magic,
501
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:28,024
but you were moons over my hammy.
502
00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,020
‐ Thank you!
Now hug me, you‐‐
503
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:31,982
‐ Abra‐hug‐dad‐bra!
504
00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:37,404
‐ So I learned that Lou's strong
in his own way.
505
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,574
And I managed to save my figurines.
506
00:20:39,573 --> 00:20:41,163
So it all worked out.
507
00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:45,038
‐ MODOK, it sounds like there was
a massive and senseless loss of life.
508
00:20:45,037 --> 00:20:46,827
‐ Yeah, but I like magic now!
509
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,630
And I see my son in a different light.
A positive one!
510
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:51,375
So he's gonna do whatever he wants
511
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,336
at his Bar Mitzvah
whether you like it or not.
512
00:20:53,337 --> 00:20:55,877
‐ MODOK‐‐
‐ Fine, we'll diaper the doves.
513
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:58,551
‐ It's just that‐‐
‐ Sew their buttholes shut?
514
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,510
You're a monster, but it's done.
515
00:21:00,511 --> 00:21:03,511
‐ Look, everyone knows I like to have fun.
516
00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,434
I'm the wacky Rabbi.
517
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,562
I wear yarmulkes
with polka dots on them.
518
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,231
‐ Fine, you're fun.
What are you getting at?
519
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,650
‐ I am worried about Lou's magic.
520
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,479
He's supposed
to be becoming a man,
521
00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:18,574
and I may be a silly Rabbi,
but tricks are for kids.
522
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,658
‐ So you're saying the magic is‐‐
523
00:21:23,659 --> 00:21:25,909
‐ Is a symptom of a larger problem.
524
00:21:25,911 --> 00:21:28,831
Lou seems to be using it
to push people away.
525
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,170
I think he's having a hard time
with the divorce.
526
00:21:32,501 --> 00:21:34,841
‐ You're saying ban magic?
‐ No.
527
00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:38,467
‐ So it's magic ahoy,
set sail for magic?
528
00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,795
‐ There isn't a simple answer here.
529
00:21:40,801 --> 00:21:44,181
All I know is your son is hurting.
530
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,809
And it's up to you to figure out
how to help him.
531
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,350
‐ There he is!
Coolest dad in the world!
532
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,353
My best friend!
533
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,064
So did you tell her what's what?
534
00:21:54,064 --> 00:21:56,284
That we both want magic
at my Bar Mitzvah?
535
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:57,565
‐ Lou, I‐‐
536
00:21:57,568 --> 00:22:02,278
[sighs] About that,
let's just... talk about it later, okay?
537
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,622
[leash straining]
538
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,248
[shrieks]
539
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:10,615
Yeah, you and me both, goat.
540
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,082
You and me both.
541
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,091
[electricity crackling]
542
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:26,051
‐ Well, this has been lovely,
but I wanna go home.
543
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,024
‐ You have no home.
‐ Oh yes, I do.
544
00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:31,556
You're so negative.
Just like your older self.
545
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,270
‐ The family doesn't appreciate you.
546
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,560
‐ They're not that bad.
We rib each other.
547
00:22:35,564 --> 00:22:37,484
I mean, I don't rib them
as much as they rib me.
548
00:22:37,482 --> 00:22:39,692
I don't rib them at all actually.
549
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:41,533
I do get my little barbs in
from time to time,
550
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,068
it's not like I don't‐‐
‐ Shut up! I want to make you an offer.
551
00:22:44,072 --> 00:22:45,822
‐ Is it for betrayal? I accept.
552
00:22:45,824 --> 00:22:48,744
They don't love me. I have no home!
Is this where we live now?
553
00:22:48,744 --> 00:22:51,964
‐ Well, I was gonna offer you
what they never have:
554
00:22:51,955 --> 00:22:54,575
complete independence‐‐
‐ It's fine, it's done.
555
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,793
What did you have in mind?
I say poison them.
556
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,963
I know where their food is.
557
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:00,088
[whispers]
It's in the house.
558
00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:04,128
‐ Oh, I have something much bigger
in store for them.
559
00:23:04,134 --> 00:23:06,684
SUPER ADAPTOID:
Oh, you should put them in those coffins!
560
00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,968
They'll turn into bones!
This is going great!
561
00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:12,853
♪ dramatic theme playing ♪
562
00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:15,731
♪
563
00:23:22,319 --> 00:23:25,319
[choir vocalizing]
564
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:28,202
♪
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