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♪ ♪
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So how was Hong Kong?
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Oh, my God, you know,
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it's like another billionaire,
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another impulse purchase
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to add to his collection
of hundreds of bags
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that he's saving
for his future wife.
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Hundreds?
Yeah.
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He hasn't even
spoken to her yet.
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He's hoping the bags will help
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"jumpstart the conversation."
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You know, I should hook
you up with my friend Kian.
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He's rich; I could see him
doing some shit like that.
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Wow, like, hook up-hook up?
No, no.
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I mean, like, connect,
business-wise.
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'Cause I was gonna say,
I'm, like,
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seeing somebody right now.
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Oh? Cool.
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Come on, dude.
What?
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Don't be like that.
We're friends now.
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We're supposed
to be able to, like,
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have this conversation.
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Yeah, of course--it is.
We are.
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Besides, you'd like him.
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He's chief of staff
for De Blasio.
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Man, fuck de Blasio.
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Are you seeing anybody now?
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Nothing serious.
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It's really sad that you
and Ola broke up.
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We, as a collective,
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were really excited
to have you back in the fold.
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I mean,
this is a huge loss for us.
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You're probably gonna hook up
with some white girl next.
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Nah, nah.
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Nah, I'm--I'm off that.
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narrator:Marcus first met Becca Evans
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at the bar at the Palace Hotel
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while he was waitingon one of his authors
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to talk about their book.
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Subsequently,Becca and Marcus started
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meeting up every few weeksto spend the night together
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at that same hotel.
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For the first timein his life,
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there was no pressure,and there were no stakes.
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It was a reliefthat this woman,
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recently divorcedfor the second time,
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wanted exactly what he wanted:
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nothing.
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♪ ♪
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Okay.
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How do I look?
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You look good.
You're a liar.
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Oh, my--"you look good."
No, no, I'm serious.
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I mean, you kinda look like a--
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What?
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White girl Prince.
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But you look great.
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Fuck you.
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I mean, I'm meeting
my daughter for lunch.
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She's back
from boarding school.
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She's introducing me
to a new boyfriend.
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Ooh.
Yeah.
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Apparently,
this one's name is Jadd.
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Like, literally, J-A-D-D,
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which I had never heard before.
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Right,
because it's not a name.
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Not a name.
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I don't know.
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Maybe she just wants
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a mom stamp of approval.
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Mm.
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Wonder what she'd think of me.
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You never have
to worry about that.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Call me?
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Yeah.
Great.
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Bye.
Bye.
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We're promoting you.
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Executive editor,
what do you think?
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Oh, wow.
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Uh, that's--that's great.
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I didn't even know
I was up for this.
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Well, your exceptional taste
and tenacious work ethic
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gave me
no other choice, my friend.
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Awesome.
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So does the promotion
come with a salary bump?
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Yeah, I mean,
I'm still waiting on HR
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to sign off on that one.
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The salary freeze,
it is killing me.
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But I'm almost positive
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that we can probably
work something out.
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But in the meantime,
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this little token
of appreciation
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for all of your hard work.
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It's the "Paris Review" dinner.
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Everybody wants these babies,
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but I am giving them to you.
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They're honoring
Nikki Giovanni.
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Figured if anybody wants to see
Nikki Giovanni, it's you.
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Are you giving me
these tickets
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because of the promotion
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or because I'm the only
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Black editor in the office?
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Because of the promotion,
of course.
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I mean, I love Nikki Giovanni.
I wish I could go see her.
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I love her.
I love Black poetry.
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I love poetry, you know?
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You know what,
give me the tickets back.
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Gimme 'em back.
I wanna go see her.
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I mean, you can have them.
You deserve them.
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Let me know about that bump.
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Yeah, no problem.
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Congrats, Marcus.
Hey, thanks.
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Yeah.
All right.
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Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool.
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I even got invited to this
"Paris Review" dinner
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for Nikki Giovanni.
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Oh, honey,
I'm so proud of you.
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Kirby, get in here.
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Oh, Mom,
you don't have to get--
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Kirby!
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Kirby, get in here!
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Oh, here's your dad.I'm gonna put you on speaker.
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Hey, Dad.
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Oh, hey Marcus.
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Marcus got a big promotion.
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Executive editor.
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What kind of raise
did you negotiate for yourself?
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Uh, we're still
working on that.
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You accepted a promotion
without a raise.
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Kirby.
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Black men make 87 cents
on the dollar.
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If we don't advocate for
ourselves, I mean, who will?
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I'm getting a raise, Dad.
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Next time,
get it in writing first.
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Wait, Marcus forgot
to tell you the best news.
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He's got this big invitation
to a dinner
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honoring Nikki Giovanni.
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That's your dad's
favorite poet.
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I know, I'll, uh,
I'll be sure
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to snap a picture
with her for you, Pop.
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Wait, I have an idea.
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Kirby, why don't you go?
What?
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What?
You have a plus one, right?
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Uh, I--I--I do,
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but I'm sure Dad
doesn't wanna come all this way
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for one night.
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Then he canstay the weekend.
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So now Dad's flying out
next month.
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Mm-hmm,
that's Donna Watkins for ya.
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Okay, well,
he's staying with you.
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Ooh, no.
What, why not?
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You and Dad
are, like, best friends.
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I can't have house guests
right now.
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My therapist says
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that I am giving too much.
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You're back in therapy?
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I am back with Jaleesa.
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No, Ida.
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Listen, I can
take care of me.
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You take care of Dad.
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But Dad can't sleep
on my couch.
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It doesn't fold out,
he's got that CPAP machine.
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I can't do it right now,
all right?
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I need my space.
For Jaleesa?
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Come on, bro.
Okay.
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Let him sleep in the bed
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and you sleep on the couch.
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I just--I just think
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that you and Dad have
a way better thing going on.
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I mean--
Oh, here we go
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with the daddy issues.
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You want the number
to my therapist?
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Your therapist? No.
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Look, it is not my fault
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that you get along better
with Dad.
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Look, I just talk
to him more.
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I call him once a week.
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Once a week?
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Yeah, see, the problem is,
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you treat Dad like
he's some type of a chore.
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Just open up to him
if you wanna get closer.
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Well, I don't wanna
get closer to him.
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I want him
to want to get closer to me.
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Oh, the Y chromosome
is a curse.
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What, am I wrong?
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Fine, whatever.
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He can stay with me,
but you owe me.
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And get the fuck
outta my fridge.
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All right, damn.
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♪ ♪
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Hi.
Sup?
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Come in.
All right.
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You look good.
You look good.
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Thanks.
Yeah.
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I'm glad you made it.
Yeah, me too.
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Marcus, Gigi. Gigi, Marcus.
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Hey.
Hey.
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How are you?
I'm good.
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How--how you doin'?
Good.
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We just opened up the mini bar
Patrón, if you want some.
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Oh, please, yeah,
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yes, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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Come on, sit down.
All right.
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Wait, wait, wait,
so how do you--
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Sorry.
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How do you two
know each other?
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Well, back when I was
still stuck with fuckin' Len.
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Wait, Len was fucking bald.
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So fuck Len.
That was a bait and switch.
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When I met Len,
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he looked like Chris Isaak.
I mean, he did.
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So don't listen to her, okay?
Okay. All right.
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So back when
I was still with Len,
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I decided to start
taking singing lessons.
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Don't laugh. As an outlet.
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And Gigi was my vocal coach.
And she's amazing.
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No, I'm not.
She's amazing.
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Stop, oh, my gosh.
She's incredible.
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But the truth is, this one
has the voice of an angel.
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I mean, Marcus,
you have to hear her sing.
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What I think we should do is,
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I think that
we should finish this bottle,
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and then I will fucking sing
"Wicked Games" for you.
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See, now we have
something to work towards.
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A plan.
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Maybe we could even
serenade him.
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Yeah, yeah,
that sounds good to me.
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Yeah.
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♪ Always withthe gang, gang ♪
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♪ Always rep the gang ♪
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♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪
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♪ Always rep the gang ♪
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♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪
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♪ Whole lot of gang shit,gang, gang, gang ♪
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♪ Whole lot of gang shit ♪
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♪ Gang, gang, gang ♪
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♪ She froze upwhen that Ghost came ♪
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♪ Big body Rolls,it be hoggin' up both lanes ♪
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♪ She lift her nose upwhen she want that cocaine ♪
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Kiss. Kiss, kiss.
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Oh!
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Come on.
All right.
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Do you wanna watch?
Take them off.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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♪ And all I want is Huncho ♪
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Oh.
I'm coming, coming.
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♪ Pulls stringslike a banjo ♪
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♪ And the keys, a piano ♪
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♪ Take me backto the back door ♪
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I want you to fuck us.
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All right.
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Mm-hmm.
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narrator:Marcus had borne witness
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to so many threesomesover the years--
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in pornography,in bad teen comedies.
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Ah, fuck, you feel so good.
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But it was surrealto finally participate
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in one himself.
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It had been built upso much in his mind
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that it now all seemed
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to be happeningin slow motion.
263
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,435
Oh--
I want you to fuck Gigi.
264
00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,938
Though,not as slowly as he hoped.
265
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,040
Nah, I'm not done.
Not done with you yet.
266
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,210
Uh-uh.
No, fuck Gigi.
267
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,845
Just give me one second.
268
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:55,721
♪ ♪
269
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,218
♪ Won't look down,
won't open my eyes ♪
270
00:11:26,318 --> 00:11:27,553
♪ Keep my glass full ♪
271
00:11:27,653 --> 00:11:29,021
both: ♪ Until morning light ♪
272
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,256
♪ Till morning light ♪
273
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,258
♪ Till morn-♪
Get it?
274
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,859
Hi.
Hey.
275
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:34,927
We ordered breakfast.
276
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:36,429
I actually
277
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,431
gotta get outta here.
278
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,598
Oh.
279
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,001
This, uh, this was fun.
280
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,036
This was fun.
This was fun.
281
00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:45,538
I'll see you later.
I'll see you.
282
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,939
Good to meet you.
Yeah, I'ma dip.
283
00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:48,941
Nice to meet you. All right.
284
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,576
All right. Okay.
285
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:51,844
Bye.
Bye.
286
00:11:51,911 --> 00:11:53,379
We'll serenade you out!
287
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,515
both: ♪ One, two, three,
one, two, three, drink ♪
288
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,050
No, no. No, no, no.
289
00:11:58,117 --> 00:12:00,052
I'm not talking about that.
Oh, bro, come on!
290
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:03,089
You flew out to LA
for a date with Minka Kelly,
291
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,523
and you're just not gonna
tell us about it?
292
00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:05,925
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you flew to LA
293
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,393
for a first date?
Mm-hmm.
294
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,095
Wha--that's thirsty as hell.
No, no, no.
295
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:10,463
But with Minka Kelly.
Thank you.
296
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,564
Oh, okay, with Minka--
297
00:12:11,630 --> 00:12:12,932
that's thirsty as hell.
298
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,300
My father came from Iran
299
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,901
to this country with nothing,
300
00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:19,305
and now his son can get
blown off by Minka Kelly,
301
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,073
so that's the American dream
302
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,308
if I've ever heard it.
Is it?
303
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,643
Anyway,
it's a good story, so.
304
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:31,117
I had a threesome.
305
00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:34,120
What?
Yeah.
306
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,654
Two chicks?
Yeah.
307
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:36,922
Same time?
Yeah.
308
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,324
Gimme some details.
Wow.
309
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,459
Yeah, um--
Details, details, details.
310
00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:43,462
Honestly, um,
311
00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,499
I came in, like, a minute,
312
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,835
and, um, just kinda kept going
313
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,738
'cause they didn't--
they didn't realize it, so.
314
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:54,173
How's that even possible,
bro?
315
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,775
Oh, come on, don't tell me
316
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,611
that you've never pretended
not to finish.
317
00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,513
You saying it like
it's a badge of honor.
318
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,515
I can't believe you so proud.
What are you--what are you--
319
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,616
Listen, listen, listen.
320
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,117
Premature ejaculation aside--
321
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:06,685
and you should
keep that story to yourself--
322
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,454
I'm happy for you, Marcus.
Thank you.
323
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,856
Getting out there, I love it.
Thank you.
324
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,525
Ugh, y'all stories, man,
325
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,360
it's making me happy
I got a family, bruh.
326
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,428
I just wanna go home and just
be the man I'm 'posed to be.
327
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,364
Like I'm Simba or something.
328
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,332
You're welcome.
Mm-hmm. Thank you.
329
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:26,605
You wanted to
talk with me, right?
330
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,507
Oh, yeah, yeah, wanna sit?
331
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,543
This gonna be a real talk?
I mean, I really--
332
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,944
I actually have to get going.
333
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,779
Okay, well,
you don't have to sit.
334
00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:35,614
I'm already sitting.
All right.
335
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,883
I just wanted
to follow up about the raise.
336
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,952
It's been about
a month now, so--
337
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,554
I know, I'm sorry.
338
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,455
It's just, we're gonna have
to table this conversation
339
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,057
till the end of the quarter,
unfortunately.
340
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,726
This is the end
of the quarter.
341
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,795
Uh, um, next quarter.
342
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:52,064
Here you go.
Oh, and he landed.
343
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,466
He's in a car service now,
headed for Ima's.
344
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,668
Uh, it's Ida's.
345
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,036
And you put my dad
in a car service?
346
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,404
I told you,
he could just take a cab.
347
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:00,472
He's your father,
not a hooker.
348
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:01,907
Show some respect.
349
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,910
When did you get
a new assistant?
350
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:09,081
Six months ago.
No, that's impossible.
351
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,083
All right, have a great time.
352
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,185
And, um,
353
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,921
you should really invest in,
like, a real tuxedo.
354
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,424
Everybody can tell
when you wear a rental.
355
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,195
Why don't you pay me?
356
00:14:23,262 --> 00:14:24,930
Then I can go ahead
and buy a tux.
357
00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,172
Boy, you just on time.
I was craving a grape Fanta.
358
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,940
You hush. I look good.
359
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,509
Hey, Dad.
There's my boy.
360
00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,612
I'll stay seated
it it's all right with you.
361
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,780
The flight made my knees
seize up.
362
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,016
Oh, son, you don't
wear a burgundy
363
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,384
to a black tie event.
364
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,952
Dad, this is black tie.
365
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,754
Not in my day, it wasn't.
366
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,890
But like the kids say,
you do you.
367
00:14:50,956 --> 00:14:53,392
Marcus, you want some?
Uh, no, no.
368
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,962
We should probably head out.
Traffic is gonna be rough.
369
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:59,298
Fuckin' narc.
All right.
370
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,799
Well, at least
have some wine.
371
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,102
Yeah, and if you spill it
on your suit,
372
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,403
no one will be able to tell.
373
00:15:05,971 --> 00:15:08,240
Oh, Lord, Daddy choking.
374
00:15:08,307 --> 00:15:10,943
You look like you could be
a decorative pillow on my sofa.
375
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:12,311
Oh, stop.
376
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:20,286
♪ ♪
377
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,989
Hi, uh, Marcus Watkins,
Sutton Court.
378
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:30,129
Mr. Watkins and your guest,
you're gonna be table two.
379
00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,630
Thank you.
380
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:41,840
♪ ♪
381
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:47,947
Not bad.
382
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,581
You don't think
we too close, do you?
383
00:15:49,648 --> 00:15:52,751
Dad.
Just asking.
384
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,457
So where can we get
some of this wine
385
00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,992
I keep seeing everyone with?
386
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,760
I guess you gotta go
find 'em, huh?
387
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:02,828
Hey.
388
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:06,031
He's right there.
Oh, thank you.
389
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:11,337
Thanks, man.
390
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,973
Is that James Patterson?
391
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,541
Where?
392
00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,110
Oh, yeah, yeah,
that is James Patterson.
393
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,045
He's a fucking hack.
394
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,448
Yeah,
he's a total fucking hack.
395
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:30,389
"The heat you left with me
last night still smolders.
396
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:33,359
"The wind catches your scent
397
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,528
"and refreshes my senses.
398
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,797
"I am a leaf,
399
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,567
"falling from a tree,
400
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,904
upon which I was impaled."
401
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:55,180
Thank you so much.
402
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:56,882
Such a fan.
403
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,884
Thank you so very much.
404
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:04,256
Thank you, thanks a lot.
405
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,491
Come on.
406
00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,526
It's on our way out.
407
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,866
Ms. Giovanni,
that was phenomenal.
408
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,602
That's very kind of you.
Ms. Giovanni, Kirby Watkins.
409
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,338
It is a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.
410
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,839
I appreciate that.
411
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,107
You mind if I take a selfie
412
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,342
to freeze this moment in time?
413
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:24,710
Oh, I'd be delighted.
414
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:29,048
Get in here, son.
Oh, no, no.
415
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:30,716
This is your moment.
416
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,384
Enjoy.
417
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,722
Thank you so much.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
418
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,190
And thank you for coming.
The pleasure's mine.
419
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,792
Thank you, thank you so much.
420
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,393
Oh, Ms. Giovanni.
421
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:43,896
Can you send these pictures
to your mom?
422
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,264
To post on the Instagram,
will you?
423
00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:46,632
Oh, yeah, yeah.
424
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:52,438
Done.
425
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,775
You good?
Yeah.
426
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,981
You know, you don't
brag on yourself enough.
427
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,551
God, it's amazing
how you can
428
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:08,153
compliment me and criticize me
in the same breath.
429
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,255
It's just, I had no idea
you was doin' so well.
430
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:13,258
Dad, I literally called you
the second I got the promotion.
431
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:15,327
No, you called your mother.
432
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,297
Look, Marcus, I know it seems
like I been really hard on you.
433
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:19,731
No, Dad, it's fine.
434
00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:21,066
You know, I'm just glad
that you're here,
435
00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,401
that you're having a good time.
436
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,670
No, no, it's not fine.
And I'm sorry.
437
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,004
But I do worry about you.
438
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,341
I'm--I'm okay.
No, no, let me finish.
439
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,977
Does Sutton Court know
how valuable you are?
440
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,013
Do you know
how valuable you are?
441
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,616
It's important
to know your worth, son.
442
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:40,185
Nobody's gonna give it to you.
443
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,187
And you didn't get defensive.
444
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,156
This is progress.
445
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,199
I gotta joint in my pocket
if you wanna hit it real quick.
446
00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:56,702
So you're not a narc?
Hell no.
447
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,770
Well, let's do it.
All right.
448
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,940
♪ Pay no attention ♪
449
00:19:02,007 --> 00:19:06,778
♪ Disbelieve themwhat they say ♪
450
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:10,816
♪ As for me,it could only be one way ♪
451
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,718
Hey, I had a great time.
Yeah, man, me too.
452
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,819
I'll talk to you
in the morning.
453
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,053
All right, all right.
454
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,222
Get home safe, all right?
455
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,060
♪ Heart full of love ♪
456
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:26,665
♪ Heart full of love ♪
457
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:31,370
♪ For you ♪
458
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:36,175
♪ You ♪
459
00:19:36,241 --> 00:19:42,247
♪ Got a heartfull of love for you ♪
460
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,768
Hey.
Hi.
461
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,237
Uh, come on--come on in.
Yeah.
462
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,275
Um--
Wow.
463
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:17,049
Yeah, like,
welcome to my crib, or, uh--
464
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,022
Everything okay?
465
00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:25,457
Uh...
466
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,527
God, there's no easy way
to say it,
467
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,595
so I'm just gonna say it.
468
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,029
I'm pregnant.
469
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,068
Really?
Yeah.
470
00:20:36,134 --> 00:20:38,036
I guess it must've happened
471
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,404
that night with Gigi.
472
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,876
And it--it's mine?
473
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,144
Yeah.
474
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,213
I mean, I haven't
been with anyone else,
475
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:51,883
unless it was Gigi
who came in me that night.
476
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,653
Wow. Uh.
477
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:56,822
Whoo, okay.
478
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,992
Um, okay.
479
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:03,662
Okay, listen, I'm sorry.
480
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,664
I--I--God, I know it's a lot.
481
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,133
Um, I didn't want to
tell you over the phone.
482
00:21:08,233 --> 00:21:11,003
Yeah, this is--this is crazy.
483
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,605
It's crazy, right?
Yeah, um--
484
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,107
Yeah, it is, I know.
485
00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:18,410
I didn't think it could
happen at my age.
486
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,178
Yeah, me either.
487
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:23,081
Um, my doctor
called it a miracle.
488
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:24,249
Yeah.
489
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,086
Can I sit down?
Yes, please.
490
00:21:28,153 --> 00:21:31,123
Yeah, sorry.
That's okay.
491
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:36,428
It's a little stressful
because there are
492
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:39,531
complications at my age.
Of course.
493
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,500
I mean,
I've done it twice before,
494
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,869
so I'll just--
I'll figure it out.
495
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:47,606
Yeah, I mean, well, you know,
whatever you wanna do, like--
496
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,107
I mean, I'll--
I'm more than happy--
497
00:21:49,174 --> 00:21:52,344
Thank you.
Yeah, to, like, come with you.
498
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:55,013
And obviously, I'll pay
for anything that you--
499
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,717
Oh, no, Marcus,
I'm keeping the baby.
500
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,790
But I don't need
anything from you, I'm set.
501
00:22:06,858 --> 00:22:11,330
Uh, um--uh, oh, God.
502
00:22:11,396 --> 00:22:14,333
Oh, my God, how could
I let this fuckin' happen?
503
00:22:14,399 --> 00:22:17,402
I'm totally fine
with you being involved
504
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:20,339
as much or as little
as you want.
505
00:22:20,405 --> 00:22:23,141
It's really, I mean,
it's not that complicated.
506
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,177
Well, I mean, it is.
507
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:26,578
For me, it is
kinda complicated.
508
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,913
Why?
509
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:31,183
Okay, Becca,
you can't tell a Black man
510
00:22:31,249 --> 00:22:36,321
that he doesn't have to be
involved with his kid.
511
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:38,757
Okay, well,
that seems ridiculous.
512
00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,826
What does race
have to do with anything?
513
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:41,993
'Cause people
are gonna judge me
514
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,762
differently than they do you.
515
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:46,665
Like, that's just--
that's just facts, so--
516
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:49,668
Neither one of us
wanted this to happen.
517
00:22:49,735 --> 00:22:51,870
It's gonna be okay.
518
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,272
I mean, come on, Marcus.
519
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,408
It's gonna be
a little mixed baby.
520
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,176
Mixed babies are so cute.
521
00:22:58,243 --> 00:22:59,778
You know, I don't--
Better be cute.
522
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:01,413
No, no, no,
I don't think that's--
523
00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:03,415
I don't think
that's funny, like--
524
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:04,783
Okay.
I'm just gonna say it.
525
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:05,951
I mean, like,
is that the reason
526
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,386
why you wanna keep this baby?
527
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,020
Do you want, like,
this trendy little,
528
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:11,690
you know,
frizzy haired accessory
529
00:23:11,757 --> 00:23:13,525
to, you know,
walk around town with?
530
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:16,728
You get to be Sandra Bullock
or Angelina Jolie.
531
00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,864
You get your progressive
street cred,
532
00:23:18,930 --> 00:23:20,866
like, just fuckin' cemented.
533
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:23,802
I mean, like, is that--
is that what this is about?
534
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,438
Fuck you,
that's not what I meant.
535
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:28,473
I didn't even
have to tell you, Marcus.
536
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:29,975
I did you a courtesy.
537
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,443
But you do not get a say
538
00:23:31,543 --> 00:23:33,378
in what I do with my body.
539
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:36,381
It's your body, but half
of what's happening in there,
540
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,816
that's--that's me.
541
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,151
And I don't get
any say in that?
542
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,119
Like, none?
543
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:43,422
Come on, Becca, that's
fucked up, man, you know it.
544
00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,557
Like, this isn't
supposed to be a thing.
545
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:48,660
Like, I don't wanna be tied
to you for the rest of my life.
546
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,429
What do you want?
I'm giving you an out.
547
00:23:50,495 --> 00:23:52,330
No, I don't--
I don't want an out.
548
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,000
Then what do you want,
Marcus?
549
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:01,773
I am going to have this baby,
550
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,341
and it's my decision,
551
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,811
and I'm sorry
if it's not what you want.
552
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:14,820
♪ ♪
553
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,423
♪ I'm going to answer ♪
554
00:24:18,490 --> 00:24:20,459
♪ Protecting ♪
555
00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:24,162
♪ ♪
556
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:28,300
♪ It can be so hardto forgive ♪
557
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:33,939
♪ ♪
558
00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:36,775
♪ It's not what I thought ♪
559
00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,376
♪ ♪
560
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,346
♪ And it's notwhat I pictured ♪
561
00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,682
♪ ♪
562
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:48,220
♪ When I wasimagining my man ♪
563
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:53,391
♪ ♪
564
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:58,630
♪ You are so nervousall of the time ♪
565
00:24:58,697 --> 00:25:02,133
♪ ♪
566
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:05,537
♪ Giving the classics ♪
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