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[theme music playing]
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[screeching]
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Hmm. I should really learn to play this game.
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Fascinating.
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Hey, eight ball, what's the big idea,
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parking your flying tin cigar on me?
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Say, you wouldn't happen to be an Earth creature, by chance, would you?
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Of course I am.
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I was born and bred on Earth.
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Oh, what luck.
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Quite impressive, too.
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You're an absolute perfect specimen.
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Oh, cut it out.
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You're going to make me blush.
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Would you allow me to perform a few tests on you,
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Mr. Earth Creature, please?
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Test? Gosh, I didn't even study.
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Hey! What the heck is this?
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What are you doing?
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First, the molecular conductivity test.
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-[device whirs] -Moleculiar what?
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Oh, my.
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Very interesting reaction.
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Very good, earthling.
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Now we'll perform the elasticity sufferance test.
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Now the vibrato ravagization test.
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[device whirs]
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[gasps]
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If you could please insert this in--
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Not on your life, pal.
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Find yourself another rube to test on, 'cause I'm out.
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Oh, dear.
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We haven't even gotten to the best test yet.
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Oh, where did that Earth creature go?
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Psst.
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[Bugs] Over here, Mac.
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You're looking for Earth creatures, are you?
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Oh, yes, indeed, I--
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-[muffled] -Shh! Not so loud, Mac.
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I got some nice, premium
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Earth creature out back for you.
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What do you say?
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I would very much like that.
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Here you are, kid.
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First one's free.
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Oh, goody, goody.
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A new Earth creature to experiment on.
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Hmm. I don't see anything in here.
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[grunts]
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-[whistles] -[tires screech]
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Oh, this makes me very furioso.
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I wonder if that little bowling ball phoned home yet.
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All right, you stubborn Earth creature,
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it's time to resume testing.
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Hold up there, broomface.
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You can't be doing this to people.
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Us earthlings, we got laws.
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But I'm not from Earth.
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-I'm from Mars. -From Mars?
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How do I know you're from Mars?
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You got any credentials?
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Yes, I do.
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Behold, my official Martian license.
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Let me see that.
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Why, this license is expired, Doc.
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What? Expired?
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Yeah. See the date? It's no good.
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But... but I need that to do my Martian stuff.
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Listen, Doc, you're in luck.
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We can just renew your license right here.
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I can give you your Martian test.
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I happen to be an official test giver.
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Oh, goody.
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All right. First, you got to do the written portion of the exam.
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Can a Martian withstand a ten-ton weight?
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Hmm.
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-[Marvin] No. -[Bugs] Great.
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That's one right.
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You're on a roll, Doc. Now for the physical test.
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[machine buzzes]
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[gasping]
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How long must I do this for?
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Eh, just keep going, Doc.
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I'm collecting data.
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[gasping]
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[gasping loudly]
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[wheezes]
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All right. Breathe into this.
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[Marvin in high-pitched voice] Did I pass yet?
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Now onto the final portion of the exam.
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The driving test.
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And begin.
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Oh, this is easy.
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[groans]
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[screams]
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Pencils down.
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Let's see how you did.
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[whirs and beeps]
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[machine] Pt-ooie.
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Hey, congrats, laughing boy.
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You passed the test.
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Here's your new license.
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[gasps] Oh, goody, goody.
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I'm a Martian again.
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I'm a Martian agai--
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Wait.
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This is an Earth license.
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Huh. Guess that means you're an earthling now.
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A what?
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[gasps]
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[alien] Bring this Earth creature
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back to the lab for testing.
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What? No! Unhand me at once!
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Well, I guess that's what happens
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when you space out during class.
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[chuckles]
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[theme music playing]
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Uh, hello. I would like a ba... [stuttering]
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I would like a ba... Yes, I'd like a... [stuttering]
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[screams] Baboon!
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[screaming]
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He's lucky. That was my last baboon.
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Beep, beep.
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[coughs]
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[gasps]
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[panting]
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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Beep, beep.
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Phew!
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Phew!
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Beep, beep.
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[blows raspberry]
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Beep, beep.
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[loud crash]
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Beep, beep.
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[theme music playing]
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