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And just like everything else,
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when it comes to nature
and safety
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or even plain old life lessons,
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it's all in this book.
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Which brings us
to today's lesson: archery!
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Yay! Now, I'm sure
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we all just want to just start
flinging arrows at the targets,
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but, first, we need to go over
some basic safety rules, okay?
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Rule number one... and
I cannot emphasize this enough...
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Never notch an arrow
when someone is downra...
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Is it...
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uh...
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is it in my neck?
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Uh... this is actually
a great opportunity
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to discuss what to do
in this situation, right?
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Becky.
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Becky, you want to run
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and tell the lady at the house
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and see if you
can use her phone?
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I'm gonna...
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I'm actually gonna take a nap,
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uh, behind the sh-shed
over there.
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Let's reconvene in 15, okay?
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Mm.
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You know, 15, 20.
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You guys really have
nothing better to do
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than just sit and watch me work?
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No. To the contrary. Not really.
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What's with him?
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You all right, Pete?
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My death day is coming up.
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Always makes me miss my family.
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My beautiful wife Carol,
my sweet daughter Laura.
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You're lucky
you still have a family.
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Mine's long gone, I'm sure.
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What difference does it make?
I never see them.
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I don't even know
what they're up to. Bro,
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you have access
to an actual Living now.
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Sam can track 'em down
for you. That's true!
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What's your wife's name? Carol Martino.
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Now, it's been a while,
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so you may need to hire a P.I.,
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track down some leads.
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You're gonna want to go
to every JCPenney, IHOP,
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anywhere that sells beads...
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Found her. Excuse me?
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That's her.
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How did you do that?
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I mean, it's Facebook.
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It's... social media.
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We talked about the
Internet, right?
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Ooh, the thing
with the cat movies?
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Mm, mm. Yes, that was a very
fun two days
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for both of us, Alberta.
But Facebook is like a...
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It's a website
that's like a bulletin board
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where people talk about their
lives, they share photos...
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Am I to understand that this
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is some sort of modern-day
publishing instrument
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from which anyone can
spread their message?
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Well, yeah.
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What a tool for
disseminating truth.
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What a boon to democracy.
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Good morning, babe.
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Aw.Good morning.Morning.
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Hey, last night
got pretty hot, huh?
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Oh, they're in here.
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Oh, of course they are.
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Who's that? Uh, we're looking up
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Pete's wife.
And his daughter,
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who unfortunately is not
on here, Pete.
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But... looks like
your wife still lives nearby.
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Oh, my God. Carol,
if you are listening,
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please visit Woodstone Mansion!
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Love, Pete!
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Uh, that's not how it works.
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Sam, you got to
invite her for him.
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I mean, what would I even say?
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Like, "Hi, your dead husband
lives on my property
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and wants
to look at you"? Yeah!
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Yeah. That's
pretty good.Yeah.
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Wait, what's happening? Oh, they want me
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to invite Pete's wife
to the house.
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What? You can't do that.
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Meddling with the worlds
of the living and the dead.
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W-We're actually doing okay
without you. Thank you.
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Really? Is that bad?
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Yes. It's very, verybad. Not there.
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Okay. Listen,
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it's like in, um...
In-in time travel movies
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where they tell you not
to interact with people
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or sleep with your mom.
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I mean, that's just kind of
good advice in general.
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Look, I get it from
the ghosts' perspective,
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'cause they ain't got
nothing going on.
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No offense, guys. It's fine.
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But do youreally want
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to rip open old
wounds for this woman?
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Nothing good can
come from this. I mean,
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I wouldn't call seeing
my loved ones "nothing good."
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Yeah, okay, you're
right. I won't do it.Aw.
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Thank you.
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Darn it.
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Sorry, Pete.Yeah.
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I'm sorry, buddy.Wow.
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Okay, let's look up
this bottle service chick
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who used to work at Marquee.
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Welcome back to
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It's Getting Hot In Here!
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I think I'm falling for you,
but...
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I just wish I knew what
you looked like under the parka.
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So confused. It...
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Okay, again, they
take 20 sexy singles
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and they put them in
a really cold house.
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So everybody has
to stay bundled up
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and you can't see
what anyone looks like.
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Okay. Why?
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So that the singles
can connect emotionally.
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And then, each week,
the thermostat gets set higher
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and higher until, by the end,
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everybody is naked
and, ideally, in love.
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So dumb.Stupid.
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Listen, um, I know
you think I'm shallow...
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And sometimes maybe
I am... but I cannot
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stop thinking about this
bottle service chick.
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Come on, Trevor. No, no, no, no, no.
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We, we really had
something special.
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And if I hadn't died,
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she could have been the one.
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Nicky Fisher.
Please just look her up.
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Nicky with a "Y." Fine.
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Okay... Oh, my God,
that's her.
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I knew she'd keep it tight.
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I knew she would.
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Is that her daughter?
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Oh, my God.
Nicky's a total MILF.
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Do you know what that means?
MILF? It's so funny.
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Shh! Trying to watch!
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To make fun of,
of course, 'cause it's...
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stupid.
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Am I crazy or does
she kind of have your eyes?
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When did you say you two dated?
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Um... like,
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right before I died.
20, 21 years ago?
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"Graduated Penn
just like my dad.
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May he rest in peace."
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I went to Penn.
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I know.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm a DILF.
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Sam, there's something
I need to show you.
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It's important.
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Oh. Yeah, sure.
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You guys want me to put
something else on
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or... No.
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No.Uh, we just want to see
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how stupid it gets.: Yes.
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Stupid.Stupid.
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There's a book on top
of the cabinet. Can you grab it?
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After my death,
the woman that owned the house
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found my manual, brought it
inside and placed it up there.
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It's been up there ever since.
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Pete, this is incredible.
Did-did you highlight
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all this stuff
and write all these notes?
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I was never without this book.
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Carol knows
how important this was to me.
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She'll come get it
if you tell her you found it.
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Pete, I don't know.
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Please. Carol's almost 70.
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I-I don't know if I'm gonna get
a chance to see her again.
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Sienna, because you left McNair
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out in the cold,
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it's time to find out
what you missed.
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Oh...
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Not fair. Wanted them
to be together.
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So that's it? It's
just over for them?
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This is so unfair! I had no idea
his body was so good!
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But he loves you.
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He's so hot.
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You crying?
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No.
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Yeah, me neither.
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Don't look at Thor!
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Hi. Carol?
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You don't know who I am,
but I think I have something
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that belonged
to your late husband.
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Oh, my God!
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Babe, it's way harder
when you can actually see
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and hear them.
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Sorry, I'm still here.
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Hey, Carol.
It's me! It's Pete!
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Your Petey Pie!
The Re-Peter!
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Can you not... Okay.
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Hear me, Carol?
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Because I-I can
hear you just fine.
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This is bad. This is very bad.
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Petey Pie!
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How do I look?
Is my arrow straight?
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Pete, you must calm down.
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You're a nervous wreck.
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I know. I just can't believe
I'm about to see my wife
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after all these years.
Hey, who knows?
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Maybe she'll drop dead
while she's here
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and become a ghost.
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Do you think that's possible?
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She did suffer from
hypertension, even in her 40s.
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Why are you trying
to get his hopes up? Sorry.
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No, you're right, you're right.
I'm just gonna try
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to enjoy the day,
even if my wife doesn't die.
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The carriage approaches. What?
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Oh!
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Carol, Carol, Carol!
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I'm telling you, we should
not be doing this, okay?
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We are messing with forces
way beyond our comprehension.
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This is like "wrath of
God" stuff right here.
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Okay, babe, you're being
a bit dramatic.
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You don't invite
the still-living wife
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of a dead ghost to the house.
You just don't do it.
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I mean, have you
seen a sci-fi movie?
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These things don't end well.
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Don't those, like, all end well?
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Not before a ton
of people are killed
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and almost sleep
with their mom. Hi!
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Boy, he's
really hung up on that.Mm.
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Oh, my God, it's happening.
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My Care Bear.
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What?
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She brought Jerry.
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Hey, Jerry Bean!
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This is amazing.
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Ha.Who's Jerry?
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Oh, my old
best friend. What's he saying?
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Jerry's his old best friend.
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Oh, my God. Aw, that's
so great.
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They kept in touch.
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Hello.
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Jerry!
Carol!
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They can't see me.
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I'm Carol.
Obviously. Hello.
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Hello.Hey. Jay.
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This is Jerry, my husband.
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Did she say "husband"?
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I am so glad
you guys could make it.
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If it means anything,
I would completely understand
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if Beatrice ended up
with my best mate Edward.
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I mean, who could blame her?
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Them. Them. For finding comfort
in each other's arms.
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Excuse me. I just need
to take this real quick.
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Hey, how are you feeling?
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Oh, sorry, I'll wait
till you're done.
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Nope, I'm talking to you.
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Oh. That's clever.
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If you're asking
about Carol and Jerry,
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I was a little thrown, but
I'm glad they ended up together.
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They were probably both
so upset about losing me.
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Makes a lot of sense.
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Jay, he's happy.
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A friend of ours
just bought a car.
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I was against it.
259
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But it turned out okay.
260
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So far.
261
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Glad it's working out.
262
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You're welcome. Bye.
263
00:09:06,371 --> 00:09:07,479
I grabbed it out
of the trunk, hon.
264
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,679
What's this? My bench.
265
00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,855
Oh, it's a bench we have
in our backyard. We wanted
266
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to give it to you.
It was Pete's favorite spot
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to just sit and enjoy nature.
268
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Yeah, we thought
it might be nice
269
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to dedicate it to Pete.
270
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Eh, maybe have
a little ceremony,
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say a few words.
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Classic Jer.
That's so sweet.
273
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But if it's too much, we
can just take the manual.
274
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's a great idea.
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Pete loves it.
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I'm sure he-he would.
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If I knew him.
278
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And if he were still alive.
279
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,405
If you were a tree,
what would you be?
280
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I'd be a peach tree. A peach tree?
281
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Yeah. There's such thing
as a peach tree?
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00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:47,021
Trevor.
283
00:09:47,064 --> 00:09:48,413
Feast your eyes on Sienna.
284
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:51,155
She is most attractive, yes?
285
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:53,157
Those child-birthing hips.
286
00:09:53,201 --> 00:09:54,898
Thor, that's someone's daughter,
okay?
287
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,596
Grow up.
288
00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,249
Oh, my God. That is so cute!
289
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Right? Yes!
290
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What is this?
291
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:02,036
You not recognize?
292
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It Is Getting Hot In Here!
293
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,431
Very good show.
You've missed a lot.
294
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,520
What? Where did
all their clothes go?
295
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,044
Where are Sienna's snow pants?
296
00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,393
Ashley I. is blonde?
297
00:10:11,436 --> 00:10:12,699
She take off beanie.
298
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,222
It's getting pretty hot.
299
00:10:14,265 --> 00:10:15,963
H-How many episodes
did you watch?
300
00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,051
Many.
301
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,966
But we were watching together.
302
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,663
Now we watch together. Sit.
303
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,206
But it's not the same.
I'm not caught up.
304
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,362
I catch you up.
What is last one you see?
305
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,668
Oh, you know about Zane
306
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,627
losing hot chocolate challenge.
307
00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:30,717
Well, I do now. Unbelievable!
308
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,892
So rude!
309
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,415
Bye, Sass!
310
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,722
This is our living room.
311
00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:40,248
Wow. This place reminds me
of that old hotel we stayed in
312
00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,597
for Hooper's wedding.
313
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,164
Oh, that was a night.
314
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,732
Remember, Pete and I had
too many margaritas...
315
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,666
Yes, and you drove
a golf cart... and we drove a golf cart...
316
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,779
right into the pond.
Into the pond!
317
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,651
Pete, you had a side.
318
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,304
Ask about my daughter, Laura.
319
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,742
So, did you and Pete
have any children? Oh, yes.
320
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,658
A daughter, Laura. Oh, Pete
loved her something fierce.
321
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,443
I did. She really wanted to
be here, but, you know,
322
00:11:01,486 --> 00:11:03,097
she lives in Philly.
She had to work.
323
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,707
Mm. Four hours?
324
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,970
That's-that's okay.
It's a long drive. I get it.
325
00:11:07,014 --> 00:11:08,189
Here she is.
326
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,799
Oh, she's beautiful.
327
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,757
Wow.
328
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,106
Aw, the braces worked.
329
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,107
Oh, I-I wonder
if she became an astronaut.
330
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:14,804
Huh? That was her dream.
331
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,806
And what does Laura do for work?
332
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,981
She's a food chemist.
333
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:19,417
Oh, that makes so much sense.
334
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,593
She loved science.
And food!
335
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:24,161
Well, speaking of food, I, uh,
prepared a lovely charcuterie,
336
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,965
if you guys are interested. I don't know
what that is.
337
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:28,296
He's offering you meat, Jer.
338
00:11:28,339 --> 00:11:30,254
Lead the way.
Jerry.
339
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:32,387
"I have no idea."
340
00:11:32,430 --> 00:11:34,737
Jerry doesn't know anything.
341
00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,435
Hey. Sam, um...
342
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,978
now that I'm a father
to a daughter myself,
343
00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,657
I just want to apologize if I've
said anything objectifying
344
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,355
or-or inappropriate
to you since we've met.
345
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:47,489
Wow. Trevor, I really
appreciate that.
346
00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:49,230
Yeah. You like that, huh?
347
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,492
Sorry. Sorry.
348
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,189
I'm a work in progress.
349
00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:53,495
Okay, Thor,
350
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,975
listen, I know
things kind of got
351
00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,541
out of hand between
us with the show,
352
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,326
but I've decided to
be the bigger man.
353
00:11:58,369 --> 00:12:00,502
Ridiculous.
354
00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,504
Thor much, much bigger.
355
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,767
Oh, what I'm saying is
I'm willing to move on
356
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,421
if you'd just give me
a sincere apology.
357
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,901
But Thor do nothing wrong.
358
00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,468
I have fun watching show,
so I watch show.
359
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:11,861
Yeah, but y...
360
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,384
you watched ahead.
361
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,777
Because fun watching show!
362
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,102
But the fun isn't just
watching the show...
363
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,475
It's watching the show together.
364
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,738
At least it was for me.
365
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:21,088
Fine. I watch episodes again.
366
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,109
No, you've already seen it, so
we can't be surprised together
367
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:24,265
when something big happens.
368
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:25,701
Like when Sienna kiss Doug.
369
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,050
Come on!
370
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,660
We've known each
other 500 years,
371
00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,445
and you've never
once apologized.
372
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,273
Norseman not apology.
373
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:33,970
Apology for children and Danes.
374
00:12:34,014 --> 00:12:36,451
Whatever. Enjoy
watching by yourself!
375
00:12:36,494 --> 00:12:37,539
Thor will enjoy.
376
00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:40,107
Temperature's up to 90 degrees.
377
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:42,196
It isgetting hot in there!
378
00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,719
So I'm thinking,
379
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,808
once the B&B is open,
this will be a great space
380
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,767
for, like, an afternoon drink.
381
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,396
Mmm, I would literally kill
anyone in this room
382
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,292
for a Sazerac right now.
383
00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:55,644
Oh, it's kind of overwhelming
being here.
384
00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,080
Where...
385
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,822
the whole thing happened
to Pete.
386
00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,215
I know.
387
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:02,694
I bet it's really hard.
388
00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:05,132
But I bet Pete
would be really happy
389
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,829
that you and Jerry both came.
390
00:13:07,874 --> 00:13:08,918
Oh...
391
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,007
I wouldn't be so sure.
392
00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,835
What? What does that mean?
393
00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:13,662
What do you mean?
394
00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:16,404
It's just...
395
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,493
there's something weighing
on me.
396
00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,800
Something shameful.
397
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,627
Regarding Pete.
398
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,499
We don't need to involve them.
399
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,414
I'm sure, whatever it is,
it's fine.
400
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,111
I want to get it off my chest.
401
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,504
Oh, God.
402
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,786
You know, I think
it might be okay
403
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,463
to keep some things
on your chest,
404
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,006
'cause we don't
really know each other. Yes,
405
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,834
but sometimes it's just easier
to say things to strangers.
406
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,749
I'm with Jerry.
I think that sometimes... Jerry and I
407
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,819
were having an affair
while Pete was still alive.
408
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,429
Oh, good God. Oh, God!
409
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,434
Truthfully, I think Pete knew.
410
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,350
Uh, I did not know.
411
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:52,179
I feel better.
412
00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:02,232
Well, here they come.
413
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,799
Oh, yeah, find a spot for it.
414
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,020
My so-called best friend
and my so-called wife!
415
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,022
Mm.Well, I mean, she was
literally his wife,
416
00:14:09,065 --> 00:14:11,111
any act of indiscretion
notwithstanding.
417
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,547
Oh, is that so, Isaac?!
418
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:14,201
I mean, grammatically, yes,
419
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,942
but not hugely
important right now.
420
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,118
Pete, you're taking
this too hard.
421
00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,337
Jerry probably just
offered something sexually
422
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:22,296
that you couldn't, and
that's a good thing.
423
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,601
He took it off your plate.
424
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:26,648
Flower!
If you weren't already dead,
425
00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,823
I would kill you!
426
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,085
So, Jer and Carol
427
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:32,262
were having a torrid affair.
428
00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,308
Whoa. Poor Pete.
429
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,223
Okay, you were right. Happy?
430
00:14:36,266 --> 00:14:39,313
I meddled and I made a complete
disaster out of everything.
431
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,488
Sam, I was thinking...
432
00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,620
I have been such
an absentee DILF.
433
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,729
And seeing as you helped Pete
reach out to his family,
434
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,277
maybe you help me out next. Please get out.
435
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,497
Hey, whoever my wife
just yelled "get out" to...
436
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:51,238
get out!
437
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,804
Okay. That's fine. But later.
438
00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:53,588
Sidebar.
439
00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:54,937
Sidebar!
440
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,262
I should've listened
to you from the start,
441
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:57,766
and now everybody's dead.
442
00:14:57,809 --> 00:15:00,551
Everyone slept with their
mom. And I'm an idiot.
443
00:15:01,335 --> 00:15:02,989
Look, babe,
444
00:15:03,032 --> 00:15:05,774
you remember, in Jurassic Park,
when Goldblum told everyone
445
00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:08,298
not to meddle
and they didn't listen to him?
446
00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,821
Yeah, I said I messed up. No,
447
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,911
what I'm saying is,
after the dinosaurs get out
448
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,869
and Newman gets eaten
by the one that spits
449
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,132
and Sam Jackson's arm is like...
450
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,352
Where is this going?
They don't just go home.
451
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,745
Right? They stay
and they fix it.
452
00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:23,531
So what I'm asking you is,
who are you?
453
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,117
Are you the dude
who gets eaten on the toilet
454
00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:28,014
while the little girl in
the Jeep is like, "He left us!
455
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,189
He left us! He left us!"?
456
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:33,236
Or are you Dr. Ellie Sattler?
457
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,977
Do you fix things?
458
00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,370
Hmm?
459
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:42,202
Look, I know I slept with Shane
behind your back.
460
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,683
But the hottest thing about
this place is our friendship.
461
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,337
I'm sorry, Ashley I.
462
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,253
Hearing you say that
means so much to me.
463
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,733
I forgive you, Ashley S.
464
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,214
Oh. I was so worried, Ashley I.
465
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,998
Huh.
466
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,306
Pete was one of a kind.
467
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,525
He was the cornerstone
of the family.
468
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,962
These words
mean nothing. He was
469
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,635
so reliable. You know what else
meant nothing?
470
00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,182
Our wedding vows. He was always there
471
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,184
for everyone.
472
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,664
You could always find Pete
473
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:11,405
whenever you needed him.Yeah. There I was,
474
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,797
a chump at every turn.
475
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,408
I mean, in a way, it's healthy.
476
00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,758
No one should be that
chipper all the time.Mm-hmm.
477
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,326
I guess "You may kiss the bride"
was directed at everybody!
478
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,632
I would like to say a few words,
if that's okay.
479
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:22,982
Pfft! Don't bother!
480
00:16:23,025 --> 00:16:24,331
Oh, of course.
481
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:27,029
I obviously didn't know Pete
like you guys did.
482
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,337
But I actually have gotten
to know him a little recently.
483
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,642
Where's she going with this?
484
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:33,427
Through his Pinecone Trooper
manual.
485
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,470
Ah.Oh...
486
00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,102
Pete highlighted passages
that I guess
487
00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,693
must have been important to him.
488
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:40,738
Like this list
of the seven attributes
489
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,915
of a model Pinecone Trooper.
490
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:47,963
A list that included things
like loyalty and friendship.
491
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,270
Yeah, you hear that?
Loyalty. Hmm.
492
00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:53,621
But Pete circled and wrote
a note next to number seven,
493
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,057
forgiveness.
494
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:56,885
Clever girl.
495
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:59,714
He wrote that "this is
more important than the rest.
496
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,629
"Because though we strive
for perfection,
497
00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:03,457
"we all fall short sometimes.
498
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,374
"And when it happens, we don't
give up on our fellow trooper.
499
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,766
We forgive."
500
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:11,856
Thank you for that.
501
00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:15,208
You're welcome.
502
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,830
Can we talk?
503
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,354
In my culture,
apologize only for
504
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,835
babies and... Danes. Yes,
we've been through this.
505
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,143
But today I realize
that apologize for...
506
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,622
friends, too.
507
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,538
Thorfinn is...
508
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,279
sorry.
509
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,325
I really appreciate that.
510
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,413
So you forgive?
511
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:47,631
I do.
512
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,155
All is... good?
513
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,504
Everything's forgotten.
514
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,506
Yes! Apologyso easy!
515
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,160
Why not apologize before?
516
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,987
Fix everything!
Cost nothing!
517
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,511
Well, you have to mean it.
518
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,382
Thorfinn not like your hat!
519
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,167
Excuse me? Sorry. All good.
520
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,563
Oh, Pete.
521
00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,871
I know you can't hear me.
522
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:13,527
But I want you to know
from the bottom of my heart:
523
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:16,051
I'm sorry.
524
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,532
I'm so sorry.
525
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:21,578
I would never want to hurt you.
526
00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,799
I forgive you, Carol.
527
00:18:30,761 --> 00:18:32,023
Laura!
528
00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:34,417
Laura?
Surprise!
529
00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,027
You came!
530
00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:37,918
Well, once I heard you were
turning this into a ceremony
531
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,814
for Dad, I didn't
want to miss it!
532
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,163
All the way from Philly.
533
00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,382
Sorry we're late.
534
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:45,124
Someone couldn't find
their special socks.
535
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,777
Could you, Pete?
536
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,695
Did you hear that?
537
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,654
His name's Pete.
538
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,874
I'm a grandpa.
539
00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:59,442
Oh! Grandpa Pete.
540
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,938
And youthought this was
going to be a disaster.
541
00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:19,375
It was a disaster
until I saved it.
542
00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,376
I saved it.
543
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,769
Because I told you to.
544
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:22,813
I'm Goldblum.
545
00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:24,380
I'm clearly Goldblum.
546
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,208
If it's Jurassic Park
we're talking about,
547
00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,036
then I'm Goldblum.
You might be him
548
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,559
if this was Ragnarok.
549
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,344
Why does he speak of Ragnarok?
550
00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,649
Is it upon us?!
551
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,093
Does that mean
something to Vikings?
552
00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:36,044
Yeah, probably.
It's from Norse mythology.
553
00:19:36,087 --> 00:19:38,487
It's a series of events that
brings out the end of the world.
554
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,788
Everybody run!
The end is nigh!
555
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,268
Go!
556
00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,226
Frozen giants!
557
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:46,097
Flower girl...
558
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,404
Why do you ask? No reason.
559
00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,431
Well, the final four are
now naked. Don't go anywhere.
560
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,413
We'll be right back
with the exciting finale of
561
00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,588
It's Getting Hot In Here!
562
00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,981
So I take it
the blurred-out parts
563
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,026
are some sort
of accommodation for modesty.
564
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,028
This is so lame.
You can't see anything.
565
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:05,987
Yeah, put work
in watching whole season.
566
00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:08,076
Want to see sexy woman.
567
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:10,470
Sorry, Trevor.
Someone's daughter.
568
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,820
Oh, it's all right. It turns out
I'm actually not a DILF.
569
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,082
Sam figured it out.
570
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,320
I was flying high
on the whole Pete sitch,
571
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,085
so I decided to help Trevor.
572
00:20:17,128 --> 00:20:19,019
I went to message the daughter,
and I ended up looking
573
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,349
at more of her pics...
574
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:21,935
Turns out her dad
is just some other guy.
575
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,178
Aw, I'm sorry, Trevor.
576
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,398
She seemed like such
a lovely young woman.
577
00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,964
Yeah, she was lovely,
wasn't she?
578
00:20:27,008 --> 00:20:28,270
A beautiful soul.
579
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,402
Mm.
Kind of slamming,
580
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,664
actually.
581
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,056
Maybe we should
still have her up.
582
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,623
But she's not
your daughter.Exactly.
583
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,756
She's hot and not my daughter.
She checks every box.
584
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,411
What a tragedy
you didn't reproduce.
585
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,326
Ooh!
586
00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:42,458
The knives are out. HOST:
Tensions are heating up
587
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:45,722
and there's no cooling 'em down.
Back on! Yes! Shush!
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