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Original subtitles

-Nandini what happened to you? -Navin!

Forget all of this

Forgive me

-What do you mean sorry? -Let it be, Nandini

-Nandini -Yes Navin

Come on, I am not dressed that bad

-Nandini.. -Navin

I am not dressed that badly, am I?

Do you know how many people are there?

How many?

Fifty.

-Navin, what will they say? -What?

Nandini!

All right guys, listen up!

I am going to quit smoking.

Again! It's your seventh attempt, right?

Finally going for our long overdue honeymoon.

-Wow! -When? Tell us the date?

-Second part of the year... -Wow! It's finally...

Fatso?

-Okay, have your dinner. -I will tell you later.

We'll indulge in some serious drinking.

Nandini?

Very nice.

Think again, pal!

Congratulations!

What will I do without you?

I cannot live a single day

My heart sways-sways slowly

So, have you thought about my wedding gift?

I was thinking...

No, don't tell me!

Then why did you propose to her?

Listen. This is the surprise I want.

Do a formal portrait of Navin and me...

The dimple on your cheeks are so deep

I wonder if we can build a home in them

And stay

What will I do without you?

I can't stay a single day

I can't stay a single day

My heart sways-sways slowly

Fatso! Let's dance.

No, no... I don't want to...

My stomach hurts.

Then let's do some belly dancing!

Let's go. Everything will be fine.

Yash, please don't.

Your face is enchanting

It has a unique charm

The name I keep chanting day And night is yours

What will I do without you?

I won't be able to live a single day

Yash, I'm going to sit.

-I am not feeling well. -Where are you going?

Now this is cheating.

Excuse me. Please.

Don't I look like the happiest human being alive?

Doesn't he look like the happiest human being alive?

-Tanuja bashed you up? -Yeah friend.

I just don't understand girls.

I tease Sudeep, he doesn't mind, but Tanuja gets mad.

Even I get mad.

I'll give you one hard kick!

-How? -Idiot...

Tanuja is upset with you

because you're not taking the relationship to the next level.

It's not a videogame! Next level!

You know yourself.

This guy is really drunk.

Navin, what are you doing? What? Navin, no...

Navin, let's go home.

Careful, Navin... let's go home.

Navin...

-Let's go. -Get the car...

Navin... Navin!

Navin!

Navin!

Guys, take care of him.

Sudeep, pull him.

Oh god. Come on, pull hard...

You rascal...

What are you doing?

Trying to remember your face...

so that I know it's you, even with my eyes closed.

Tanuja was saying...

marriage changes everything.

Will you change?

I don't know.

-Navin. -Yes.

-Nandini... -Yes, mom?

-There's a call for you. -Who is it?

-It's Navin, who else? -Navin?

Yes, if we get married...

Manushi?

-I want to see. -See it when she wears it.

Nandini, I'll help you select.

So what? She is going to be my wife. So I have some right.

-Tanu, Tanu, Tanu. -Yes?

I'll find out what she bought... But how will I know what you bought?

I'll ask Yash.

Show me.

-I am tired of shopping. -Right.

Fatso, why don't you buy some underwear?

I don't wear any.

Listen everybody!

-He's got nothing underneath. -I didn't mean that.

Let's go roam around.

Yash... careful. Look, Tanuja is here. Come.

I didn't say anything...

Coward.

-I'll be right back, guys. -Hurry up, Navin.

Navin, you forgot this.

Most important thing. He forgot the essentials.

And you remembered...

Are you leaving?

-Hurry up! -Their goodbye goes on forever...

-So when is your mom coming back? -Stop worrying. Look at me.

Oh, Yash. Okay.

-Who is it? -Yash and Sudeep.

-They are waiting downstairs. -Ask them to come up.

Yash, why don't you come up?

They are waiting in the car.

Didn't you call them up?

I did, but they preferred to wait downstairs.

I'm sure they must be smoking.

It's fine with me! Smoke if you must.

But why hide it?

You explain it to them when you see them next. Right?

-I might be late. -Navin.

-Yes. -I hope you don't hide smoking.

Dad, I have nothing to hide.

Bye, son.

You don't deserve a girl like Nandini.

I know that. But do you know where we are going?

It takes three hours from Bombay.

Buddy, once I shift here, it's bye-bye Bombay.

-Navin... -Yes.

Where will you stay after marriage?

Maybe after a while we'll move out...

Nandini may not get along with him.

Nandini gets along fine with uncle...

It's you who keeps fighting with him!

Forget it... You are lucky, you don't have a father.

Don't say that.

Hey Fatso! Have you ever slept with a girl?

Yes.

Yes? Who was it?

-Rita. -Rita?

-Senorita? -Rita or papaya?

Liar!

No, no, it's the truth. He slept with Rita Senorita

and snored all night long.

You!

Sudeep seriously, why don't you get married?

Haven't found anyone... like me.

It's difficult to find an all-rounder like him!

-Don't touch me. -Always teasing me.

I have found that someone.

Navin!

Oh no!

Fatso?

-Fatso? -Sudeep...

Sudeep. Sudeep.

Sudeep, get up... Sudeep...

Fatso, get up...

Fatso... Fatso...

Fatso, get up... Fatso... Get up...

Sudeep, get up...

You scared us... idiot!

Navin.

Navin.

Navin.

Navin.

Navin. Navin!

Yash... Navin.

Navin. Navin.

Excuse me, please.

Where is Navin?

-Yash. -Tanu.

Come on.

Come on, come on let's go...

Why are you looking back? No point looking back now.

-Where are we? -This is the final destination.

Last.

Come.

Are you Superman?

-There were two other people with me. -They are still alive.

They still have time. Your time was up. So, here you are.

I was supposed to get married with Nandini.

So? I've had to get people in the middle of their wedding night.

How awkward is that! Really. But I still do it...

But how can I?

-Hey, Datta. -Hi, Vijay!

-How are you? -What about you?

-What's up? -Fine.

Fresh delivery... just died... post-death depression.

-Take him for counseling. -Yeah.

-Don't worry. -You are very strange.

Don't be stressed?

I am dead and you are asking me to not worry.

But your case is straightforward.

This fellow here is a suicide bomber.

The suicide counter sent him to the accident counter,

but the accident counter says it is a case of suicide.

This boy, he had an affair with a married woman.

Her husband came home early one day.

He froze in the refrigerator and came straight up here!

These ladies were on their way to a pilgrimage,

and their bus overturned.

Look at the guy who is standing.

Nobody ever took him seriously.

Look at him.

Now what?

There is no network here.

They promised that the network always follows.

Never trust people.

You shut up.

Please, sign here.

What is the big hurry? There is nowhere to go to from here.

Please keep silent. It's noisy too much.

-What happened? -Welcome sir, welcome.

Everybody is in a hurry.

He keeps saying I'm not working. Somebody tell him.

Now it'll get done!

-Come here. -What?

-Have you been smoking again? -Why?

You brought the wrong man.

-He is not the one? -No!

You always get me into trouble.

-Can't you understand? -Are you in trouble?

-No, nothing. -No problem at all...

A minor printing mistake... It will be okay shortly.

-Hey! Don't blame me for your mistake. -Is that my mistake?

I told you not to do drugs on duty. You won't find peace.

-I stopped that. -Tell me what has happened.

-A minor problem... It'll be okay... -Not this time.

-I am telling you, this is a big mess. -But what is it?

Will somebody please tell me? You are talking about some mistake.

I'll tell you. He got the wrong guy!

-Listen to me... -You mean...

-Listen to me. -I was not supposed to die?

That's right.

-He made a mistake? -Exactly! His mistake...

-Might as well own up... -You rascal...

-What have you done? What? -What are you doing? Leave him.

Leave him.

-What are you doing? -Anybody can make a mistake.

-What are you saying? -My life was going on well.

I am going to marry Nandini soon.

-There is a 0.001% margin for human error. -Absolutely.

-What? -He has a point.

-We... we are not human? -No, we are not humans... not anymore.

Then I am sorry.

Listen! You have to send me back.

Sir, we would like to

-but we don't have the authority. -Then who has the authority?

Our boss. Once he signs, we'll send you back.

-Where is your boss? -He'll be here...

-He's in a meeting. -He is in meeting.

Now that you are here, why don't you relax a bit?

Take him to the air-conditioned room...

Come on, go.

-With him, no way! -It's okay!

He might take me to the wrong place again...

-Dampat! -Somnath...

Take this gentleman to the waiting room.

Let's go.

-You listen up. -I am.

Listen to me.

-They screwed up my brain. -Please listen to me.

-What is this? -Give it to me.

Show me.

Is everything okay?

Why don't you come inside?

You guys go. I'm fine here.

Yash, everybody is inside.

-They are performing the last rites now. -I am not a priest.

What will I do inside?

What do I do inside? What do I say?

You don't have to say anything. Just be there.

Come.

Okay.

Fatso.

-Will you go to Haridwar? -I'll try.

Bye, Uncle.

-Come visit sometimes. -I'll come for sure.

-Even if Navin is no more. -Yes, uncle.

You are idiots! Both of you! You'll be caught.

Sir, please have your tea.

Sir, I'm not interested in tea.

I am, didn't you see?

I admit we made a mistake.

But it is our mistake, why are you punishing the tea?

-Have the tea. -Please, sir.

I'm not here to party.

In fact, I didn't come here. I'm here accidentally.

Your case has become a little complicated.

In fact, very complicated.

What are you saying? I don't understand.

As per Hindu rituals,

your body has been cremated.

Your body has been burned.

There is nothing left, except ashes.

Now your body is no more. So how do I send you back?

Please! Refrain from using such language. Your case could get worse.

I told you to send me back! My body was there, then.

-But the boss wasn't there. -Hey Gupta! Don't confuse him.

It's all your mistake.

Don't raise your voice. Do you know who I am?

Who are you? Some big shot? I will make your life hell!

It is already hell... that is why I'm sitting here.

-Listen! -Just shut up! Shut up!

What kind of man are you? Can't you admit your mistake?

Didn't anybody teach you to say sorry?

See! He said sorry... Sir, he said sorry.

-And I... I already said sorry to you. -And I'm sorry too.

Listen... please send me back...

That's what I want to do.

Only the GM can decide. I must also answer to my superiors.

-And where is the GM? -In a meeting. He is waiting for you.

Poor Navin...

Why is he the poor guy?

He is dead. He doesn't feel anything.

We are the poor souls, the ones left behind.

I mean, look at his dad. And what about Nandini?

Nandini, please eat something.

Come on, Nandini.

Whatever.

Is it?

-Karelina. -Karenina.

-Lina. -Nina.

Okay, so when did you die?

-Madam, it was the year 1975. -Okay, 1975.

Eleven o'clock.

Okay, fine.

And who was with you?

These three were there with me.

Okay.

-Is the GM there? -Yes, but where are you going?

I have to meet him. It'll take two minutes.

-Go stand in the line. -I have been waiting forever.

Mr. Navin, you can't go inside. You don't have an appointment.

Try to understand.

GM, sir!

Leave me. What's going on?

Take him out of here. Throw him out.

-Tell me something. -Yes.

Is this heaven or hell?

There is no heaven, no hell. It is sheer propaganda to keep people in line.

Once you come here, a bit of paperwork

then your file is closed and you are free.

What do you mean, free?

You are free of desires, free of hunger, thirst,

love, hatred, anger, everything.

All you do is walk in a beautiful garden. That is what I've heard.

So, you've never been there yourself?

No, we are volunteers, stuck here at the last station.

Still stuck to our desires.

-Give me some tea. -What are you doing here?

-Serving tea. -Come on, get going.

-What happened, Vijay, sir. -Come on.

Go and do your work.

Tea.

Tea. Tea.

Are you still angry with me?

Oh!

I know I have done you wrong.

I can't do much to make it up to you...

but...

I can take you back there, for a while.

Really?

Tell me when, when, when?

Don't shout. Once my shift is over.

But only for a short time, okay?

Watch her from a distance. Not too close, okay?

Nandini.

-What took you so long? -I was with them.

Happy.

This is Nandini.

Hurry up.

-Are you feeling bad? -She is living like nothing is happening.

I told you, it wasn't a good idea to come here.

I am dead.

Life goes on.

She has moved on. Time has stopped only for you.

Time is a healer. You've been dead three months.

Only in three months, you have forgotten me? Was this our love?

-Navin, let it be. -Nandini.

Nandini.

But I am fighting with everyone.

Trying to come back. But for what? For whom?

-What's the matter, Nandini? -Nothing. Just something in my eye.

You are right.

Fatso, can you keep a secret?

What?

-What are you saying, Yash? -No, man!

She will be shattered.

Don't give me that look.

-Come on, let's go. -You saw.

Even when Navin was alive.

Let's go.

That I marry Tanuja and keep loving Nandini?

Or that Nandini should live unhappily ever after?

It doesn't mean that.

Sock him, Sudeep!

I guess you are right.

-What kind of a friend are you? -Come, let's go. They'll sort it out.

Where has he gone?

-Here they come. -Don't say a word.

-Just talking, nothing else. -The food hasn't arrived yet?

No.

He'll come immediately.

Shall we go?

Come.

Come on Navin, time to go. Come on now.

But how did this happen?

-Sir... -This is a real mess. Answer me!

I admit there has been a mistake, sir,

but the overall dead-count is still correct.

This is wrong, absolutely wrong. Send him back!

But sir, his body has been cremated...

I know his body is not there. Who is that other fellow? Sudeep Chatarjee.

Evict him from his body and allot it to Navin, okay?

What do you mean "allot his body" to me?

See, your friend Sudeep. He was the one who was supposed to die.

So we will bring him here, and you can go there, into his body.

No way man. I am not Sudeep!

Of course you are not Sudeep Chatarjee.

You will only be dwelling in his body.

Yes, but who will they see, when they look at me?

Sudeep! But you'll know that you are Navin not Sudeep.

Big help! Listen, I don't want somebody else's body.

-But your body is not there. -So make a new one.

If one loses a passport, you get a duplicate.

But your body is not lost, it's expired, burnt!

And sir, there is no precedent for such a case.

-Yes, duplication is a crime over here. -Then do something else.

Do what? We are not God.

Then call Him. Where the hell is He?

Sorry! No idea. Everybody says there is God.

-But where is he? Nobody knows that. -Sir, please try and understand.

I'm here and my best friend is seducing my Nandini.

Okay... What?

There must be some link, otherwise how would he know?

You can go back, but only in Sudeep's body. That's all.

That's enough.

-Is there no other option, sir? -Of course there is an option.

You can stay here forever. Make arrangements for him to stay.

What please?

Don't come back. Let's go.

Navin, listen to me. Don't say no.

Nobody ever gets a chance to go back from here, but you are getting it.

Shut up man! Have you seen Sudeep?

Yes. He is fat, so? That is not such a bad thing.

He is fat, but cute.

How much time has passed since I last saw her?

Two weeks.

Two weeks?

Vijay, I have to see Nandini.

Are you crazy?

I can't take you every time just because you feel like it.

It is all your fault.

So? But I can't take you there again.

You almost spilt the beans.

I haven't yet, but I will if you don't take me to her. Right now!

I just got my shirt ironed. It's too difficult.

I am in deep trouble, and you're worried about your shirt.

Don't be ungrateful, man! What kind of a man are you?

You'll doom me along with you.

After this I am going to cook a dish with paneer.

Yes Mother, let him finish this first.

-Wow! -Here.

-It's my favorite. -Fritter.

What's the matter?

-He's also here. -What happened?

Hold it.

This is your girl?

The outside temperature

-is normal. -She is pretty.

Isn't it?

She is an amazing girl. Loves me a lot.

Loves you or loved you?

Loves me... still does!

Whatever you say.

-And this is your fast friend. -Yes, Yash.

-Look, he sits close to her. -He was my friend.

But he is a rascal.

What to do? This is a new era.

Can't do anything.

Have some shame, Yash.

-Calm down, calm down. -Cheater.

It's okay.

He is taking photos.

Come on, take one.

After all, you were all close friends.

This is not unusual among friends.

-Don't get angry. -You just keep quiet.

-Now this is crossing boundaries. -Rascal! Take your hands off her.

I will break your hand.

-It's okay. Let's go. -You also keep your hands off me.

It's all because of you.

Why blame me? Look at your girlfriend.

She is the one who is encouraging him.

-What did you say about Nandini? -Can't you see?

What did you say about Nandini? I will kill you.

What are you thinking?

Stop.

Mr. Navin,

think again. This is your chance for eternal freedom.

There you will be a slave to feelings.

Let me be enjoy being a slave for a while. Then you can set me free.

-Krishna. -Yes?

-Let him sign the No-Claims Form. -Yes, sir.

-Sir, what about his immigration? -The GM will handle it.

I already talked with him.

-This is your No-Claims Form? -Yes, it's a little detailed.

Won't you read it?

I'll read it, the next time.

-So? -It's amazing.

-Mrs. Archana, take this. -Okay.

Congratulations. You're going back.

Please forgive us, if we made any mistake.

Congratulations... and sorry.

-Next time be careful. -Yes.

-Congratulations! -Bye.

-What about his gate pass? -Sir, I will take care of it. Come on.

-Put his entry into the register. -I will do it.

-Bye, take care. -I'm coming back.

Again you come with two wheeler.

Why did you go out on your moped? Why can't you take a car?

You can't get a car in this weather.

You are drenched to the bone. Go change.

Everything is wet.

There is a new painting also.

Yes.

-Will you dry it tomorrow? -Yes, I'll do it.

-What is for dinner? -The usual.

You promised to make a spicy snack today.

I'll make it tomorrow... promise.

I have to leave early tomorrow.

He has no idea! Making all these plans.

Now you'll have to fulfill all his plans. Understand?

And he'll have to fulfill mine.

Mother, I feel cold.

First change your clothes.

Take a bath with hot water.

He is my friend.

I have to go now.

Listen, do you have any tips for me?

-When will my time be up? -No, no. No tips at all.

But for sure you would know.

Yes, I know, but sometimes, it is good to not know things.

Okay, bye. And best of luck.

Mother, I'm not able to breath.

It is very careless. I'm here for him.

-Mother, I'm not feeling too well. -Yes, then why were you going on the bike?

Mother!

What happened?

-Mother! -Why are you screaming?

Sudeep, you fatso.

At Sudeep's. I mean, at home.

-Really. -Where are you?

At Nandini's. I mean, at home.

Okay, I'll come over.

Yes.

But you said it's not too late.

-Are you going out again? -Yes, for a while.

Your wallet is on the sofa.

-Are you eating out? -Yes, yes.

I cooked a spicy snack for you.

I will eat later.

Take the helmet.

What?

-It's next to the door. -Yes.

Wait. It's pouring outside, take this.

What are you thinking?

Come back soon. What do I do with this boy?

There wasn't a moment

When I did not think of you

There wasn't a moment

I lived without you

I am with you again

I am new again

I live again with you, again

I'm saying to you

Fatso, what are you doing here?

Is something wrong?

-What are you doing here? -You know why I'm here.

I don't want to know anything. And don't try tell me.

-Have you told her? -No. Today...

-Don't tell her now. -Why?

There is a problem. I'll tell you later.

You and your problem's, Fatso.

I hadn't seen you for so long...

I thought I'd forget your face.

Sudeep?

Sudeep said he wanted to meet me.

Then you want to take me out.

What are you two plotting?

Don't know about him, but I just came to see you.

You both. After a long time.

It's okay. Sit down. Tea, anyone?

No Auntie, this is not the time to drink tea.

These two are taking me out for dinner.

Good, but will you go out like this?

Wear some good clothes.

You look like a tramp.

-I'll beat you. -No.

You two are doing so much for her.

-When she's alone-- -Auntie, don't worry.

She'll never be alone. I'm here now.

You have helped her a lot.

As long as you all are around, I'm not worried.

Auntie, you'll never have to worry about Nandini.

I'm here now.

Nandini will never be depressed. You will see.

So, what is the big surprise?

-There's no surprise. -Shall I tell her?

-What's there to tell? -I see. Have you proposed?

No, he's going to now, over dinner.

Does Tanuja know? Or she also doesn't know?

No, she's waiting in the restaurant.

-Did you tell her? -Yes.

And I also got confirmation.

What happened?

But Tanuja is waiting there.

I've texted her.

That's the delivery report.

Nandini, please go in. We have something to discuss.

What are you discussing?

-You go in. -Okay.

Hippo, what do you think you are doing?

I'm doing the right thing.

Is this right? Why did you call Tanuja here?

Why?

She has a right to know what's going on.

-So why are you hiding it from her? -Because there is a time for everything.

What time is this?

-What's going on? -Yash.

Nandini! Nandini!

Sudeep.

Why you are standing outside?

Surprise for Tanuja.

Why are you going?

Nandini...

Please feel free to smoke.

You have no need to hide.

I used to tell Navin,

but I think he never told you.

Here, have a biscuit.

No, he did not.

He was not serious about my talk.

When Navin was a boy, he used to cling to me.

Wouldn't let go of me, even slept with me.

Then suddenly he grew up

and we stopped talking to each other.

I tried very hard to tell him

how much I...

But l just couldn't.

He loved you too.

He couldn't tell you, but I know.

I know. After all, he was my son.

I'll stop eating and start exercising.

I hear this from you every few months.

Is this an age of being diabetic?

-You have sugar? -No.

Yes. I mean if I continue this way, the doctor says I will have sugar.

I know, but I don't have sugar, or anything else.

-I'm absolutely fit and fine. -Really?

So are you dropping the gym idea?

Are you sure?

You were never fond of pasta.

In fact, you were never too fond of Italian food.

It was Navin's favorite.

Because that was your favorite.

Don't say that. Navin wouldn't have liked it.

Can we talk about something else?

You were very upset last night. Is everything okay?

If you don't want to talk...

No, everything's fine.

No, it isn't.

Yash was behaving so strangely.

What did he say to you?

Nothing.

I know what he must have told you.

-He was making sense. -Sense?

-That means you too. -No!

...but I can't be in love with you.

What do you think you're doing?

You are not Navin. You are Sudeep.

Why are you doing this? Stop it. You're fine the way you are.

What is your problem?

Strange people.

I don't know where these type of people come from.

-I'm thinking of writing a story. -So?

-It's a little strange. -Yes.

-There's a boy. -Okay.

He's madly in love with a girl.

Who's the murderer?

You won't understand.

-Fine, so don't tell me. -The boy dies.

When he reaches heaven, he finds out that there's been a mistake.

Someone else was supposed to die.

-What are you saying? -It's pretty simple.

They send this boy back to earth

but in the body of the man who was supposed to die.

So it's the same boy, but now he's the other man.

So how will the girl know that

this man is actually that boy?

I can't understand a thing.

The boy is not the boy anymore. And the man is not the man.

That's what I'm asking, Sudeep. Who is who?

Look, the boy came back after death.

Mom, what about reincarnation? How is that possible?

That is just the priests trying to fool you. There is just one life.

Right? This is A's body, and this is A's soul.

And this is B. And this is B's body, and this is B's...

I don't know why this is happening!

Sudeep.

We'll all go. You, me, Tanuja.

-It's been so long since we went to Goa. -We just went there, on our last holiday.

Had a lot of fun.

-You hadn't come with us. -Yes.

I didn't come with you?

No, you had gone with your mother to Nagpur.

Idiot.

Ah, right.

-But you had fun. -That's because you were not there.

Nandini, remember?

You told me!

I never told you.

Navin must've told me then.

The two of them went to the beach.

It was high tide.

Suddenly one big wave hit Nandini, and she disappeared under the water.

Then she surfaced.

-Navin told me. -Really? He never told me.

Well, he told me.

Then he must have also told you

how he got drunk and made a pass at those girls.

-Liar, it was you! -Who is a liar?

You asked him to chat up the Brazilian girl for you.

-No. -That was the one thing

I hated about Navin.

But he promised he'd give it up after marriage and he would have.

You can't give up smoking and drinking.

He would have done anything for you, Nandini.

What he does or doesn't do,

It must go somewhere.

I'm sure wherever Navin is, he can hear, see and feel.

Just like us.

And I'm sure he's watching you, Nandini,

and he's saying...

Can't you shut up?

Nandini.

Why did he go?

It's okay.

What is your problem, dude? Why must you talk of Navin all the time?

Navin is my friend.

Not is... but "was"!

And he was my friend too. But... "was"!

-Nandini is Navin's girl. -She was Navin's girl!

He's dead now. What do you want her to do? Kill herself?

Or keep chanting away Navin's name like you?

Let it be, Yash. Don't do this.

Think of Tanuja at least. Why are you cheating on her?

-I will tell her. It's my problem. -When?

-You always-- -Navin would never do this to you.

How do you know that? Did Navin tell you?

Yash!

Yash! I'd never do this to you!

Vijay.

Vijay...

can you hear me?

You'd said, it's fine to be fat,

but it's not.

You said

I had to fulfill Sudeep's dreams. But what about my dreams?

You don't care. For you there is no time.

Sudeep. Why are you screaming?

Go to sleep, do you know what time it is?

Yes, Mom.

You gave me a new life,

but Nandini doesn't want anyone but Navin.

And I am Sudeep to her, not Navin.

I am Sudeep.

Vijay, it's all your mistake.

You like it?

Nandini, look.

Sudeep, what are you doing?

Sit down.

It's very funny.

It was a nice film.

Am I supposed to be in Delhi? Or you?

It was cancelled. Some mix-up about a.m. p.m....

-Yash. -Tanuja.

Sudeep! Sudeep!

-What did you tell her? -Just that we were watching a film.

Sudeep.

Actually, I told her everything. Whatever Yash is doing.

No, I'm sorry that I trusted you.

Nandini.

Nandini.

Okay.

Rohit, bring letterhead.

Amar! Amar!

Tanuja.

Tanuja...

I went to see her.

I burnt the chicken.

Everybody move. Why is everyone gathering here?

It's too much.

Hello!

-Sudeep. -What happened?

She's locked herself inside.

-Where are Nandini and Yash? -Yash and Nandini are in the next flat.

502. It's Mr. Gupta's flat.

Tanuja, what are you doing? Tanuja!

Tanu, baby, please don't do this.

Tanuja, listen. Answer me.

She's locked the door.

Tanu.

-Please do something. -Tanuja!

Tanuja. What do you think you're doing?

-Tanuja! -Are you trying to die?

Have you had any experience of dying? Have you ever died before?

-Then why are you doing this? -What are you talking about?

-What are you saying? -You'll get bored in two days.

The lines are a mile long.

You need to fill out forms for everything you do.

If you've been to a government office,

you'd know what I'm saying.

-He is talking nonsense. -Over there, you don't even get an agent.

Tanuja, are you listening?

-He'll ruin everything. -Tanuja, I'll slap you.

You're running away from hurt?

There is no hurt there, but there is nothing else either.

Over there, there is no joy either. No smiles, no laughter, nothing.

What is here?

You have no idea how much you'll miss this heartache.

There is no tomorrow.

So then punish him.

He did you wrong, so punish him!

No Sudeep, please don't.

-Sudeep, please stop it. -Should I drop him?

Are you afraid now? So are we.

Will you say something or do I have to do all the talking?

Tanuja.

Tanuja.

It's not how you think it is.

Okay.

Don't you talk.

This is all your fault.

You drop her home.

This mess is all because of me.

Yes, but it also got resolved because of you.

These are the same people, the same world

Still everything seems new

I am smiling without a reason

No one knows what happened

So what if this is a dream

This dreams feels so real

Who knew this could happen too

Who knew, who do I tell this to?

My heart doesn't seem to agree

I am still here

My heart doesn't seem to agree

I am still here

-How much for a plate? -12 rupees

-I'll give you ten. -But I'll earn nothing from it.

-It's okay, give it to me. -No, not okay.

First tell me an appropriate amount.

Two rupees is not going to shake up the world.

What's the point of eating street food if one can't bargain?

-Okay, sir. -Okay, give it to me for ten rupees.

-Do you want it spicy? -Very spicy for me.

That will be an extra two rupees.

This is it. Okay.

I didn't know you liked spicy food.

I don't want to miss out on anything.

-Come on, add more spice. -More?

Why am I paying you more?

Sudeep, you've changed a lot.

You don't know how right you are. You hit the nail on the head.

I've changed a lot.

But I have to change more things for good.

Like your laugh?

Don't change it please.

Navin gave them to me. I've kept them carefully.

The only thing I've learnt in my life is that

you are responsible for your life.

If you are happy, it's because you want to be happy.

And if you are sad, it's because you have chosen to be sad.

It's good for you, son. Wherever you are, just stay happy.

If you don't choose to be happy, happiness won't choose you.

Just that, now, I can't handle the faces....

You wanted to be an artist since childhood?

You must have been very good at drawing.

My seven years old nephew is also very good at drawing.

Always with a paper and pencil.

He can draw a mouse.

He draws an M, then an L

-and makes a mouse. -Really.

Finally I'm in front of the canvas and the canvas is in front of me,

and I am thinking that I must finish this painting.

No.

-Your case is different. -Why?

Because you are different.

Is that why my portrait took so long?

I had to wait... because I couldn't see you.

For what?

I try to see you,

but you can't see.

So I closed my eyes and held my breath.

Then you began to appear.

Closer... closer... closer...

Until you were so close that...

I could touch you.

Tanuja. You don't want to talk with me.

Tanuja. Tanuja.

You look like the happiest human being.

What happened?

Now what is your problem?

Well, if she kissed you, she'd kiss Sudeep not Brat Pitt.

You don't understand.

There was Navin, and then there's this.

She loves you, idiot!

You don't compare, in love you just love.

I am not Sudeep.

Then please understand that without her, you will be nothing.

So how are you now?

I'm fine. In fact, never been better.

And now what?

Now, dance!

Dance! And you?

What is gone is gone, just let it be

What is gone is gone, just let it be

Life is still a song If you come with me

If you could give me a chance Just a lil' glance

And I'd pour my heart out

My heart says

Come on, Sudeep.

Isn't it nice?

Tanuja!

I thought I was like this

I thought I was like that

You taught me that I'm me

Now I like me like that

Let me pour my heart out

My heart says My heart says

-Will you ever do that again? -No.

And you?

-Not in this life. -Will you listen to what I say?

-Will you look me in the eyes and speak? -Absolutely.

-Like this. -Will you go to a movie without me?

Will you come shopping with me?

-Will you cook for me? -With pleasure.

And you will eat whatever I cook for you?

You won't hide anything from me?

If I tell you a secret, you won't tell anyone?

Will you say nice things to me?

-Will you say nice things about me? -Yes, absolutely.

Will you bring me presents?

You should have to wear whatever shirts I'll buy.

Two vacations every year.

Gulabjamun, Rasmalai, Sheera, Khattameetha

Bitter gourd.

I love all kinds of spices: chilies, pepper, lime,

ginger, onion, leafy vegetables.

I love leaves, I love trees, plants, all kinds of flowers...

Lilacs, roses, dahlia...

Fireflies! I love mosquitoes. How they bite!

The mosquito net, mosquito repellent.

I love lions, tigers, buffalo, goat, crow, dove, rabbit,

puppies, kitten, whales, seagulls.

I love the sea, rivers, lakes.

Walking on the road at night, local buses, traffic, traffic jams!

Let him speak.

Warming my hands on hot tea cups.

Broken cups and glasses.

I love people, their chatter, their gossip,

going to the movies with friends.

Going to the movies alone.

Chacha Chaudhari.

Even though I may not know which is which.

I love the smells. The smell of dry leaves burning...

The smell of the first rain,

cow dung.

The smell of mangoes, melons.

Children playing, the swings in a park.

The evening prayer, the air conditioning at night,

the sound of the car wipers.

It's cold suddenly. Isn't it?

I used to eat all day And had become fat

And sleep when I didn't eat That's how I grew up

I don't remember the last time I got up from the sofa

I don't remember the last time I got up from the sofa

They call me fatso But I have a big heart

They call me Fatso But I have a big heart

This is how my life got messed up

Fate is always against me

Darling, this is how Fatso stood up

They call me Fatso But I have a big heart

They call me Fatso But I have a big heart

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