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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:11,083 {\an8}MEXICO, TIJUANA 4 00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:18,500 We arranged an interview. 5 00:01:24,291 --> 00:01:26,000 You have sixty seconds. 6 00:01:26,083 --> 00:01:28,000 I need more time… 7 00:01:28,083 --> 00:01:29,375 Fifty seconds. 8 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:33,375 Our readers would like to know how you earned your first money. 9 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:38,000 I could account for every billion I made… 10 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,125 But for the first… 11 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:56,500 My eagle, my one-eyed hawk… 12 00:02:02,875 --> 00:02:03,750 There… 13 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:07,541 Could we continue our interview at your villa? 14 00:02:07,625 --> 00:02:09,791 We could talk about… 15 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:13,458 Juan Crivejos… 16 00:02:13,541 --> 00:02:16,000 Do you know why I prefer animals to people? 17 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,083 Because they don't talk. 18 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,333 Sorry, bro. 19 00:02:23,458 --> 00:02:27,416 And they don't want to arrange interviews… 20 00:02:31,083 --> 00:02:32,833 at my villa. 21 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,875 My time's up, right? 22 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,333 No. 23 00:02:42,250 --> 00:02:44,083 My time is up. 24 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:09,916 Hello, everyone! I'm mighty Goshik and this is my travel blog. 25 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,416 This year my friends and I decided to fly to Mexico. 26 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,833 We'll pick up hot girls, surf, ride the waves. 27 00:03:16,916 --> 00:03:20,541 By the way, meet Phil, but we call him Flirt, 28 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:23,541 because he's a self-obsessed, egocentric narcissist. 29 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:25,708 And this is Seal. Yeah, right, he is Seal. 30 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:29,083 We will ride the wave while Seal creates it. 31 00:03:29,166 --> 00:03:30,375 That's it! 32 00:03:30,458 --> 00:03:33,541 -Come on, subscribe, like, tap the bell… -Hey, Mighty! 33 00:03:33,625 --> 00:03:34,541 Mighty, come on. 34 00:03:35,666 --> 00:03:37,250 Hello. Excuse me. 35 00:03:37,333 --> 00:03:40,083 Sir, filming is prohibited here. 36 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:43,083 Thank you. 37 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,666 Purpose of your visit? 38 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:49,666 Well, I've surfed in Sri-Lanka and Spain, now it's time to conquer Mexican waves. 39 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:54,833 I would recommend you read our rules on sexual harassment. 40 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:57,166 Okay. 41 00:03:57,250 --> 00:04:00,166 Do you have any illicit substances with you? 42 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:04,500 Plenty. Testosterone. 43 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:08,458 All right. Please proceed to the inspection room. 44 00:04:15,875 --> 00:04:17,500 Welcome to Mexico. 45 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:41,750 Hi. Can I help you? 46 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,875 Saw a blonde girl and thought you might get some? 47 00:04:43,958 --> 00:04:44,916 No, I just… 48 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,750 Everything is simple for men… I can do it! 49 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:51,375 If your girlfriend is lecturing you, don't be a bore and get into a fight. 50 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,625 Just shut her mouth with a hot kiss. 51 00:04:53,708 --> 00:04:56,791 This was Mighty Goshik. Make love, not war! 52 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:12,458 Now that's what I call "all inclusive"! 53 00:05:14,375 --> 00:05:15,791 {\an8}Sorry, I'm leaving already. 54 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,750 I wouldn't mind if you decided to stay. 55 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,291 Sorry, I'm working. 56 00:05:20,375 --> 00:05:21,833 She speaks Russian. 57 00:05:21,916 --> 00:05:23,041 I speak Russian very well. 58 00:05:23,125 --> 00:05:26,166 It's almost the official language during the peak season. 59 00:05:28,833 --> 00:05:30,708 What's that smell? 60 00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,708 What is it? 61 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:37,416 No idea. 62 00:05:38,291 --> 00:05:40,291 It's the smell of a real man. 63 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:44,750 Dear girl, what's your name? 64 00:05:44,833 --> 00:05:46,416 Elliza. 65 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,958 Elliza. 66 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:51,416 Will you make me some… borscht? 67 00:05:52,791 --> 00:05:54,166 I'm not like that. 68 00:05:54,250 --> 00:05:56,000 All right, Seal, leave the girl alone. 69 00:05:56,750 --> 00:05:58,125 Please, don't mind him. 70 00:06:04,083 --> 00:06:08,250 You just saved the girl from a night of love and passion. 71 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:10,958 Right, but a night's longer than three seconds. 72 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:14,000 Everybody knows that alcoholic beverages in minibars 73 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:17,333 are sold with a 300 to 400 percent mark-up. 74 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:20,041 If you don't want to get fleeced by the hotel, 75 00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,250 forget this Pandora's box! 76 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:38,458 They host the annual windsurfing challenge. 77 00:06:38,541 --> 00:06:41,500 And the prize is a hundred thousand dollars. 78 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,333 -How's that? -Holy crap! 79 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,333 What about a naked photoshoot? 80 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,250 It is illegal to shoot underage boys. 81 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:01,958 Wow… That was harsh. 82 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:03,250 You should have agreed. 83 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:07,041 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 84 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:10,541 our sponsor, Juan Crivejos! 85 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:15,833 Thank you, thank you. 86 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:18,541 I used to work as a surgeon for a long time. 87 00:07:18,625 --> 00:07:20,666 Surfing is similar to surgery. 88 00:07:20,750 --> 00:07:26,041 The surfboard cuts the wave just like a scalpel cuts the skin. 89 00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:31,666 One cut, and it takes time to heal. 90 00:07:32,875 --> 00:07:34,291 Sometimes it never heals. 91 00:07:43,625 --> 00:07:45,250 Well, my friend, did she turn you down? 92 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,750 -She was just flirting with me. -Ah, she totally was. 93 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,958 Flirt, the Turks are serving. 94 00:07:50,041 --> 00:07:53,416 -They're Mexicans. -Does it matter? Come on, guys! 95 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,541 Look at him. A tiniest failure and he's drinking. You are too soft. 96 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,458 -I love my softness. -Let's drink to it. 97 00:08:00,541 --> 00:08:03,333 -You are pathetic. -Let's drink to that too! 98 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:06,166 -Let's drink to Goshik! -To you, my friends. 99 00:08:07,625 --> 00:08:12,208 According to our great tradition, after the competition, 100 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:16,083 señor Crivejos will host a big party at his villa. 101 00:08:16,166 --> 00:08:20,708 And the competition winner will be invited to be the queen of the ball. 102 00:08:21,583 --> 00:08:24,250 And I declare our competition open! 103 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:29,958 Not much of a prize, huh? To be Juan's personal escort for a day. 104 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:32,875 I saw you drive that guy off, well done. 105 00:08:32,958 --> 00:08:34,791 Sorry, but I really have to go. 106 00:08:34,875 --> 00:08:37,333 -Diana. -Rita. 107 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,500 It's fine! I guess we are not surfing tomorrow. 108 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:42,958 Wait! 109 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:46,500 -I'm Russian. -That's cool! Is this free? 110 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:48,625 -Yeah, free. -Cool! 111 00:08:48,708 --> 00:08:50,958 This is very strong alcohol. Don't mix it. 112 00:08:51,041 --> 00:08:52,625 It can blow your head off. 113 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:56,208 Then I'll take two to avoid mixing it. 114 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:28,833 A rooster! 115 00:09:31,166 --> 00:09:33,041 What's up, cock! 116 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:35,458 What's up, cock! 117 00:10:00,291 --> 00:10:02,541 Hey, guys! It's Mighty Goshik, 118 00:10:02,625 --> 00:10:05,458 and we are having fun in Mexico with my squad. 119 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:09,250 One thing is very important in this life - don't piss. 120 00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:12,333 Sir, can I see your papers? 121 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:14,916 Fuck the police! 122 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,458 -Here's to the Russian military! -The hell did you do? 123 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:25,250 Hi, everyone! Mighty Goshik here. 124 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,541 And tonight we are going to sacrifice this cock to the gods. 125 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,583 You wanna come back here, huh? 126 00:10:56,666 --> 00:10:58,375 Yeah, I do. 127 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,625 Damn. 128 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:07,541 Are you crazy? 129 00:11:10,916 --> 00:11:12,625 Why did you do that? 130 00:11:12,708 --> 00:11:14,333 To be sure! 131 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,750 Right, let's do it. 132 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,666 Are you ready? 133 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,458 Let's do this! 134 00:11:25,083 --> 00:11:27,000 Mexico! 135 00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:58,625 This chicken soup is thick. 136 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,083 Where did it come from? 137 00:12:02,875 --> 00:12:05,500 -What happened yesterday? -I'm not feeling well… 138 00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,000 How much is it to get to the city?.. 139 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:43,875 On the golden porch they sat: 140 00:12:43,958 --> 00:12:46,500 a tsar and a tsarevich, a king and a prince, 141 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:48,291 Sorry… 142 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:51,291 A shoemaker and a tailor. 143 00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:54,750 Which one are you? 144 00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,750 Where's Guapo? 145 00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:05,083 Who is Guapo? 146 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,708 The cock. 147 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:08,291 A cock? 148 00:13:09,083 --> 00:13:10,916 He's a cock and you're a cock. 149 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,541 But I need him, not you. So where's Guapo? 150 00:13:15,875 --> 00:13:17,583 Are you gonna ask all of us? 151 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,750 I don't know anything, no… 152 00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:24,666 I haven't met these people before. 153 00:13:25,791 --> 00:13:30,166 So… what you mean to say is… 154 00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:36,250 you don't know… where my dear Guapo is. 155 00:13:36,333 --> 00:13:37,875 Huh? 156 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,208 We're gonna make a chicken burger. 157 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,916 It's not me. 158 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,333 And you didn't kill him? 159 00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,000 Of course, we didn't. 160 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,625 We didn't. I couldn't have done it. 161 00:13:54,708 --> 00:13:56,958 I am, like, a pacifist. 162 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,958 You couldn't? What about this? 163 00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:09,500 And tonight we are going to sacrifice this cock to the gods. 164 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,625 Well? What? 165 00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:16,583 Well… 166 00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,583 You are a bunch of morons. 167 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:23,916 Do you have the slightest idea what you've done? 168 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,041 It was a rooster of gold. 169 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:27,791 He laid golden eggs. 170 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,250 Listen, it's just a bird, we could buy you a new one… 171 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,791 You are just a bird! 172 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:36,125 Guapo was indispensable! 173 00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:40,625 I'm getting tired so fast. 174 00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:44,291 Gotta start taking some vitamins, huh? 175 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,875 So where was I? Ah, golden eggs. 176 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:54,625 Cut their balls off. 177 00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:56,541 Chop them right off. 178 00:14:56,625 --> 00:14:58,500 Turn these boys into girls. 179 00:14:58,583 --> 00:15:02,250 Stop that! Don't do it! What's wrong with you? What girls? 180 00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,583 I know a girl. Her breast is completely flat. She really needs an operation. 181 00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:07,333 But what do I need it for? 182 00:15:07,916 --> 00:15:10,416 Stop! Stop. 183 00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:12,458 What are you doing? 184 00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:15,750 I'm preparing for a sex-change operation. 185 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,166 No need for that. 186 00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,291 -We won't cut anything off. -Thank you. 187 00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:23,750 Just cut them open. 188 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:26,125 And take something. 189 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:30,041 Cut out the organs. And put them carefully into some containers, 190 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:32,583 into boxes. 191 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,958 Stop this, guys. 192 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:38,750 Violence is not a solution. 193 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,875 Listen, man… 194 00:15:43,583 --> 00:15:46,291 Homie, please, don't do this, huh. 195 00:15:49,958 --> 00:15:51,333 Are you for real? 196 00:15:51,416 --> 00:15:54,125 Don't do it! Don't cut us! 197 00:15:54,208 --> 00:15:56,333 You can have our balls! 198 00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:57,708 Come on, man! 199 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,708 Man! 200 00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:10,916 Guys, I have a plan. 201 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,125 Speaks Spanish. 202 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,125 Continues speaking Spanish. 203 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,250 {\an8}Thank you, very good selfie. 204 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,583 {\an8}Thank you. 205 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:27,958 Tasty. 206 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,916 Speaks Armenian. 207 00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:12,791 Can you sail a yacht, bro? 208 00:18:12,875 --> 00:18:15,166 Yeah, sure, I spent my whole life at sea. 209 00:18:15,250 --> 00:18:17,833 What's the problem? It's like a car. You get in, start the engine and you're off. 210 00:18:17,916 --> 00:18:20,208 Right, we gotta start it. 211 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,250 The key! 212 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,333 My dad used to keep his car key under the visor. 213 00:18:24,416 --> 00:18:26,083 There's no visor! 214 00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:30,500 I found it! 215 00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:32,833 I told you to look under the visor. 216 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:49,875 Where are we going? 217 00:18:50,833 --> 00:18:52,000 Well… 218 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:57,791 We can't get out of the country without passports, wearing just pants. 219 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:01,583 Holy crap! I have 25 new subscribers! 220 00:19:01,666 --> 00:19:04,708 Have you seen it! I'm gonna post one hell of a picture! 221 00:19:12,375 --> 00:19:13,666 Captain, 222 00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,708 I guess we are screwed. 223 00:19:22,875 --> 00:19:25,541 He's gonna see us. Hurry, get down into the cabin. 224 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,333 My balls… 225 00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:39,125 Damn it, we're… 226 00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,750 Don't panic! 227 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:45,875 May I ask where you, ladies, are going with those small feet? 228 00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,875 Why do you care? 229 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:03,250 This is… my beach. 230 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:05,791 My water. 231 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:07,541 -Water? -Water. 232 00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:09,833 Don't mind her. 233 00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,541 She just broke up with her boyfriend. 234 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:14,666 Boyfriend? What the hell? 235 00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,666 You have five seconds… 236 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,958 -One… two… -But we… 237 00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:24,416 We want to take part in the competition. 238 00:21:25,041 --> 00:21:27,708 Ah, right, the competition. 239 00:21:27,791 --> 00:21:30,041 The windsurfing challenge. 240 00:21:34,833 --> 00:21:36,291 Me too. 241 00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:41,500 Sign them up. This might be interesting. Especially… 242 00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:48,291 The blonde. 243 00:22:50,625 --> 00:22:53,500 WANTED 244 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,250 We are totally screwed. Thank you. 245 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,166 We warned you that we can't drink on an empty stomach. 246 00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,875 -It wasn't like I made you drink… -Girls, don't fight. 247 00:23:04,458 --> 00:23:07,041 We have to take part in this female competition. They won't find us here. 248 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:10,333 A murderer is looking for us. We gotta get out of here as fast as we can. 249 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:15,041 Listen up. We can win a hundred thousand dollars in this challenge. 250 00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:20,125 With this much money we could buy passports and an airplane. Do you get it? 251 00:23:20,208 --> 00:23:22,791 No, I don't. A plane would cost millions of dollars. 252 00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:25,250 Don't start splitting hairs. 253 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,166 Okay. Fine. Maybe you're right. 254 00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,958 But how are you going to compete? 255 00:23:28,041 --> 00:23:30,500 Well, I have surfed quite a bit. 256 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:34,000 Right, we were in an amateur competition. But this one is for pros. 257 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:35,916 -I have an advantage. -Let me guess. 258 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,166 I'm a man in a woman's clothes. 259 00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:41,125 I'm not gonna shave my legs, guys. 260 00:23:41,208 --> 00:23:43,041 -Guys, here's the plan… -Hi! 261 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:47,291 Girls, have you seen three guys here? 262 00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:53,916 Fine, I'll go on looking then. 263 00:23:56,791 --> 00:23:58,708 What a savage! 264 00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,708 Margarita Nichayeva. 265 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:16,750 Margarita. 266 00:24:16,833 --> 00:24:19,125 Dear me! Are you taking part too? 267 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:21,750 I thought it was once in a lifetime chance. 268 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:25,041 Right… I need this hundred thousand badly. 269 00:24:26,166 --> 00:24:28,291 That too. Good luck. 270 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,666 Thank you. 271 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:33,250 Hello. I'm Diana Ugarova. 272 00:24:38,416 --> 00:24:40,208 What are you waiting for? Stick it on! 273 00:24:51,541 --> 00:24:52,416 Yeah. 274 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:05,625 Look at this. 275 00:25:34,458 --> 00:25:35,833 Couldn't we just shave? 276 00:26:01,458 --> 00:26:05,000 So, another qualification race is over. 277 00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:07,083 And number seventeen wins. 278 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:14,666 For the next race I'm calling numbers 22 and 32. 279 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:20,166 Guys, let's see how these ladies cut the waves! 280 00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:22,125 Go! 281 00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,000 Number 32 is riding the wave. 282 00:26:27,083 --> 00:26:31,208 Number 22 is up to something odd. 283 00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,333 Amazing! 284 00:26:38,416 --> 00:26:42,166 And I think we have a winner! 285 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:51,666 Next are number 15 and number 18. 286 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:52,750 Go! 287 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:58,083 Number 15 is taking the lead from the beginning. 288 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,750 But number 18 is not giving in. 289 00:26:59,833 --> 00:27:01,333 She's following close behind. 290 00:27:03,583 --> 00:27:06,083 The finish line is approaching, but nothing has changed! 291 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:09,500 This is an exceptionally rare situation! It's a draw! 292 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:14,916 She even managed a trick or two! 293 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,416 We have a tie! 294 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:19,166 The jury has made a decision! 295 00:27:19,250 --> 00:27:21,708 Both athletes will make it to the next stage! 296 00:27:21,791 --> 00:27:26,166 Let me remind you that our sponsor is señor Juan Crivejos! 297 00:27:34,458 --> 00:27:36,250 Do you know why I like wine? 298 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:44,208 To make good wine, 299 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:48,583 the winemaker must wake up very early every morning. 300 00:27:48,666 --> 00:27:50,625 He keeps an eye on his grapes. 301 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:52,500 Then he must… 302 00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:55,625 hand-pick them. 303 00:27:56,291 --> 00:28:01,208 I'm essentially paying money for time. 304 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:03,583 His time. 305 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,750 Time is the most valuable thing on Earth. 306 00:28:06,833 --> 00:28:09,416 When you drink wine, 307 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:11,208 you buy the time 308 00:28:12,833 --> 00:28:14,541 someone spent 309 00:28:16,291 --> 00:28:17,708 to bring you pleasure. 310 00:28:19,125 --> 00:28:22,500 You will receive your prize. 311 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:29,458 And a cup… which contains a flash-drive. 312 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,750 You will give the cup to the person 313 00:28:33,458 --> 00:28:35,291 who meets you. 314 00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,458 Where are they? 315 00:28:39,666 --> 00:28:41,416 Ivan Fyodorovich. 316 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,958 They… escaped. 317 00:29:00,875 --> 00:29:02,333 What's wrong with you, huh? 318 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,833 You don't value my time. 319 00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:10,125 Be good. 320 00:29:10,208 --> 00:29:11,666 Yeah. 321 00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:28,958 Hey, guys! Welcome to our new section: Leo's advice. 322 00:29:29,041 --> 00:29:30,583 If you don't want to freeze to death 323 00:29:30,666 --> 00:29:32,958 in the woods in winter, sleep inside a horse. 324 00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:36,500 Don't you get it? Your videos will get us busted. 325 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:38,583 Damn, why do you have to ruin all the fun? 326 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:42,166 I'm not posting anything. I'm just storing stuff. 327 00:29:42,250 --> 00:29:46,000 Guys, I don't know about you, but I have to finish what I started with that maid. 328 00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:47,541 Don't you get it, guys? 329 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:51,041 We are women now! You are a woman, and you are a woman. 330 00:29:51,125 --> 00:29:52,708 And a woman can't hit on a woman! 331 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,666 Come on, the web is brimming with this stuff. 332 00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:58,666 I said, no maids. No borscht, no shchi, no other kinds of soup. 333 00:29:58,750 --> 00:30:00,375 No travel blogs, you got it? 334 00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:03,125 Fine, I'll go watch TV. 335 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,291 Thank you, Goshik. 336 00:30:04,375 --> 00:30:06,000 And I'll go for a walk. 337 00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:08,333 -You have to dress like a woman. -Yeah, sure. 338 00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:11,125 I like it when my private parts get some air. I'll go spend to the beach. 339 00:30:18,833 --> 00:30:20,416 Reprimanding in Spanish. 340 00:30:23,333 --> 00:30:24,958 Listen up, you eagle. 341 00:30:25,041 --> 00:30:30,083 Spread your wings and fly back to your room before I break your beak. 342 00:30:37,333 --> 00:30:38,916 -What an ass… -…hole! 343 00:30:42,708 --> 00:30:44,166 Your Russian is very good. 344 00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:45,833 Thank you. 345 00:30:45,916 --> 00:30:48,666 Two years as an exchange student in Moscow paid off. 346 00:30:48,750 --> 00:30:50,458 Are you serious? 347 00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:52,416 We are practically compatriots. 348 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,708 You can count on me anytime, sister. 349 00:30:55,791 --> 00:30:57,166 -Ok? -Okay. 350 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,041 Thank you. 351 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,708 Yeah, come on, come on, come on. 352 00:31:06,791 --> 00:31:08,958 Get out of the bush, baby, 353 00:31:09,583 --> 00:31:11,125 come on, get out. 354 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,333 Come on, come on, come on… 355 00:31:16,416 --> 00:31:18,458 Come on. Like this. 356 00:31:19,125 --> 00:31:20,500 Just like this… 357 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:24,750 Lure him. There's another tank up the hill, it'll damage him. 358 00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,416 So you're on point… You're on point. 359 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:32,833 What is your ride? 360 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:35,500 The Swedish tank Strv. 361 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:40,416 A Swede… I prefer the Soviet military. 362 00:31:45,208 --> 00:31:48,500 Then can you help me win over one Russian man? 363 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,208 The way to any man's heart is through borscht. 364 00:31:54,458 --> 00:31:56,625 Borscht? 365 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:57,916 Of course. 366 00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:13,250 I saw the way you fly. 367 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,666 You know why you can't catch the wind? 368 00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:18,208 Why? 369 00:32:19,083 --> 00:32:21,458 I think you are too tense. 370 00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,541 -Let me show you something. -Go on. 371 00:32:25,541 --> 00:32:26,416 Stand on it. 372 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:31,000 Hey! 373 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,333 I won't bite. 374 00:32:34,416 --> 00:32:35,333 Okay. 375 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:36,625 Look. 376 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,458 When you are catching the wind, 377 00:32:43,041 --> 00:32:45,125 try bending the rear leg, 378 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,791 and relaxing the front one. 379 00:32:48,416 --> 00:32:49,875 Can you feel it? 380 00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:53,166 In short, heed the wind, not your muscles. 381 00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,625 Are you a psychologist or a coach? 382 00:32:55,708 --> 00:32:57,333 I am your rival. 383 00:32:57,416 --> 00:33:00,666 I knew you would say something stupid. 384 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,875 Sorry. 385 00:33:01,958 --> 00:33:03,291 That one was too much. 386 00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:08,500 Dear me! 387 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:11,375 Would you mind showing me a couple of tricks? 388 00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,750 Just a second. 389 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:15,333 -What the hell? -What's the matter? 390 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:17,041 Who just said that we have to dress like women? 391 00:33:17,125 --> 00:33:19,791 Let's be clear - are we picking up chicks, 392 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,458 or are we hiding from a murderer? 393 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,916 -Hi! -Hi! 394 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,750 Here, meet my long-time acquaintance. 395 00:33:27,958 --> 00:33:29,291 I'll be damned! 396 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,750 Are you saying I am just an acquaintance to you? 397 00:33:31,833 --> 00:33:33,541 After everything we've had? 398 00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:34,791 Well, she is certainly cute. 399 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:35,916 I don't understand what she's saying. 400 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,583 Ah, so now you don't understand, huh? 401 00:33:37,666 --> 00:33:40,416 We had it right here. Right on this beach. 402 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:44,000 The champagne, the candles, the fruit, the starry sky! 403 00:33:44,083 --> 00:33:47,291 You took me! 404 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,458 Go on and hit me! 405 00:33:49,541 --> 00:33:51,416 Come on, hit me! 406 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:56,791 Did he hurt you? 407 00:33:56,875 --> 00:34:00,000 He's her ex. He broke up with her. 408 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:04,791 Let me see you back. 409 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:06,833 Let's go. 410 00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:09,583 -My shoes! -There, now. 411 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,250 Asshole! 412 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,500 Let's go. 413 00:34:16,458 --> 00:34:17,333 Now, sister. 414 00:34:17,416 --> 00:34:20,458 To cook borscht we are gonna need… 415 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:26,458 We are gonna need beet root, 416 00:34:27,083 --> 00:34:30,625 vegetables, meat and tomatoes. 417 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,000 Beet root? 418 00:34:33,083 --> 00:34:35,666 Beet root, right. Red beet. 419 00:34:35,750 --> 00:34:38,000 Beet root is a red, juicy and tasty vegetable. 420 00:34:38,083 --> 00:34:40,083 Where's the meat? 421 00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:51,833 Let's pretend this is beet root, and this is meat. 422 00:34:55,416 --> 00:34:57,041 Fine. Put it here. 423 00:35:02,583 --> 00:35:03,958 Now the tomatoes. 424 00:35:10,541 --> 00:35:11,583 These? 425 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:12,916 Yeah, right. 426 00:35:14,458 --> 00:35:16,958 These tomatoes will do. We have to chop them. 427 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,041 Like this? 428 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:31,958 Cut some more. 429 00:35:39,708 --> 00:35:40,916 And some carrots. 430 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:49,541 Do I chop them add them like this? 431 00:35:51,208 --> 00:35:52,625 Only whole carrots. 432 00:35:54,625 --> 00:35:56,291 Now should I stir? 433 00:35:56,375 --> 00:35:57,916 Right, stir. 434 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:05,125 And that's it? 435 00:36:25,291 --> 00:36:26,291 Will you try it? 436 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:27,791 No, thank you… 437 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:29,208 Come on, have some. 438 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,208 It's heavenly. 439 00:36:38,291 --> 00:36:39,958 No, seriously, it's very good. 440 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:44,625 You will make some man very happy with this borscht. 441 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:48,750 Is he from Russia? 442 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:51,750 Yeah. 443 00:36:52,833 --> 00:36:54,083 Is he tough? 444 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:57,875 Pretty much so. 445 00:36:59,541 --> 00:37:01,291 Plenty of flesh, right? 446 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,833 Well, he's buff. 447 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:06,833 Buff. 448 00:37:07,416 --> 00:37:08,875 Like me? 449 00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:13,500 No, he is muscular. 450 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:22,916 What's wrong? 451 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,416 Nothing. 452 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:27,708 I just gotta go. 453 00:37:27,791 --> 00:37:29,666 I'm… sorry. 454 00:37:33,333 --> 00:37:34,458 Listen up! 455 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:37,416 No man in this world is worth a woman's tears. 456 00:37:38,041 --> 00:37:39,000 Be stronger 457 00:37:39,083 --> 00:37:42,125 and be ready to face the fact that any man can betray you 458 00:37:42,208 --> 00:37:43,666 any time, got it? 459 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:45,208 You are so wise. 460 00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:46,833 Sweetheart! 461 00:37:48,166 --> 00:37:49,625 What happened? 462 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:52,291 Her boyfriend broke up with her. 463 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:54,541 Ah, again? 464 00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:57,791 You know, she changes them all the time. 465 00:37:58,416 --> 00:38:00,500 New day, new boyfriend. 466 00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,166 She's such an airhead. 467 00:38:02,958 --> 00:38:06,291 You are just a bi… So heartless. 468 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:09,583 You are wrong. 469 00:38:09,666 --> 00:38:12,541 She just needs to talk to someone. 470 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,875 Does it hurt? 471 00:38:20,958 --> 00:38:24,208 My soul… My soul hurts. 472 00:38:26,125 --> 00:38:27,333 Whore! 473 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:46,541 Have a nice day. 474 00:38:59,791 --> 00:39:02,083 Sir! 475 00:39:02,166 --> 00:39:03,916 Hello, sir! 476 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,291 Sir, I need your help. 477 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,333 My name is Jojo. 478 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:11,000 What's yours? 479 00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:13,916 It doesn't matter. 480 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,833 Fine, then Jojo will call you… Teddy-bear. 481 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:21,166 Teddy-bear, I really need your help. 482 00:39:22,500 --> 00:39:25,583 Let's hibernate together. 483 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,458 One moment. 484 00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:36,083 I don't think Don Juan will be pleased to know 485 00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:38,833 you want to disappoint his old friend. 486 00:39:38,916 --> 00:39:40,708 Just one glass, please? 487 00:39:41,791 --> 00:39:43,791 Fine, one single glass. 488 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,833 I really need a drink. 489 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:50,291 I remember everything. 490 00:39:52,333 --> 00:39:55,250 Kindergarten, school, 491 00:39:56,125 --> 00:39:59,291 the army, criminal gangs… 492 00:40:02,416 --> 00:40:05,500 The nineties were the golden age for Russia. 493 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:07,333 Some don't like those years, many people died then. 494 00:40:07,416 --> 00:40:08,666 But I love the nineties. 495 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:11,583 because the guys used to keep their word. 496 00:40:11,666 --> 00:40:13,916 -Every word. -They were good, right. 497 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:17,875 -Here, you see? -What's that? 498 00:40:17,958 --> 00:40:20,500 What's that? It's a saber! Like that: bam! 499 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:23,333 -Cossack saber, huh? -I don't know who owned it. 500 00:40:23,416 --> 00:40:25,750 People used to take these to the meetings. 501 00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:29,541 That's nothing! The bullet hit right below the heart. 502 00:40:29,625 --> 00:40:31,416 That's terrible, but the heart is on the other side. 503 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,583 Mine is here. 504 00:40:33,541 --> 00:40:35,291 And this here. 505 00:40:36,583 --> 00:40:38,625 -Huh? -What's that? 506 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:41,125 That's an exit wound. 507 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:43,708 -Remarkable. And what is this? -Ah, this… 508 00:40:44,916 --> 00:40:46,083 I scratched a mosquito bite. 509 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:49,250 You scared me, silly. 510 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,333 Why? You work… 511 00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:54,000 You're always busy, go there, bring that here… 512 00:40:54,083 --> 00:40:55,791 And the boss doesn't respect you. 513 00:40:55,875 --> 00:40:58,166 You do everything for him, and he doesn't respect you. 514 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:00,416 He is never content, and why? He's always… 515 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,958 You know, you could just quit. 516 00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:05,666 Quit? Jojo, who will hire me? Quit… 517 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:07,583 Easier said than done. 518 00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:14,875 I'll go. 519 00:41:15,916 --> 00:41:17,291 Sit! 520 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,666 I mean, let's have some more. 521 00:41:25,041 --> 00:41:26,708 Let's have one glass. 522 00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:28,916 -Just one glass. -Okay! 523 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,916 -One glass per person. -Okay! 524 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 You know, I have a toast. 525 00:41:33,083 --> 00:41:36,916 Let's drink… to the guys! 526 00:41:37,500 --> 00:41:39,125 Okay? 527 00:41:40,166 --> 00:41:42,958 Wow, you are a wholesome chick, Jojo. A real treasure. 528 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:46,416 Don't say anything. Come on, bottoms up. 529 00:41:53,500 --> 00:41:56,166 Well, Jojo, you are a perfect woman. 530 00:41:56,250 --> 00:41:59,375 You are incredible. Where are you from? 531 00:42:01,208 --> 00:42:03,750 Let's dance? Vertically… 532 00:42:03,833 --> 00:42:07,375 Visario, I can't, seriously. You know, girls and their special days… 533 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:08,708 Come here. 534 00:42:09,625 --> 00:42:10,916 Don't call me Visario. 535 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,625 Look at me, I'm Vasya. 536 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:16,125 I'm Vaska Khitrov, from Taganrog. 537 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:18,041 The boss invented Visario. 538 00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:20,875 He says that "Vasya" sounds too provincial. 539 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:40,875 Jojo, where were you before having kids? 540 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:42,833 Wait. 541 00:42:47,083 --> 00:42:48,500 No, no. 542 00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:51,291 Play something Russian. 543 00:42:51,958 --> 00:42:53,958 Don't you "que" at me! 544 00:43:09,666 --> 00:43:14,125 The next song is dedicated to my friend Jojo, 545 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:17,750 who opened the door to my soul today. 546 00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:20,708 She went right in. And filled it. 547 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:23,708 Be a healthy girl. 548 00:43:23,791 --> 00:43:27,666 I hope you will always be happy. So… 549 00:43:29,333 --> 00:43:30,833 Come on. Blast it! Come on! 550 00:43:32,916 --> 00:43:38,083 Azure color has spilled 551 00:43:39,208 --> 00:43:43,958 Over our vests, over our caps… 552 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:46,833 I want… our life… 553 00:43:46,916 --> 00:43:49,791 Please, dance with me. 554 00:44:16,916 --> 00:44:21,166 You are such an amazing woman, Jojo! 555 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:26,541 If only you were seventeen years younger… 556 00:44:26,625 --> 00:44:29,333 -Less than that. Much less. -We could have… 557 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:31,500 Now, listen up. 558 00:44:33,291 --> 00:44:34,875 I live here. 559 00:44:34,958 --> 00:44:36,500 Just in case. 560 00:44:36,583 --> 00:44:37,583 What case? 561 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:40,333 Visario never calls first, got it? 562 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:43,458 I don't give in on the first date either. 563 00:44:48,416 --> 00:44:52,916 Azure color has spilled… 564 00:44:57,458 --> 00:45:00,083 Hush, hush… 565 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:11,333 Before going in for sports, I used to work at a casino. 566 00:45:11,416 --> 00:45:14,791 -And I know what men are really like. -It's terrible. 567 00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:16,791 Men tend to think that we are weak, 568 00:45:16,875 --> 00:45:18,291 and that we constantly need help. 569 00:45:18,375 --> 00:45:21,291 Do you know this one: "You won't survive without a man?" 570 00:45:21,375 --> 00:45:24,208 But it's them who need help. 571 00:45:24,291 --> 00:45:27,291 -To strong women. -You are so right, my dear. 572 00:45:29,916 --> 00:45:31,791 You have to stop being so silly. 573 00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:33,791 Let's go to sleep. 574 00:45:34,750 --> 00:45:37,291 I don't think you should be left alone tonight. 575 00:45:39,791 --> 00:45:41,416 Let's sleep together. 576 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:58,625 I think I might stay for fifteen minutes. 577 00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:05,583 What will you do with the prize money 578 00:46:05,666 --> 00:46:07,625 if you win the competition? 579 00:46:09,916 --> 00:46:12,583 I'll spend them on my mother's treatment. 580 00:46:13,791 --> 00:46:15,958 Can't your dad help? 581 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:18,750 Dad left us long ago. 582 00:46:25,041 --> 00:46:27,000 You heart is beating so fast. 583 00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,500 Yeah… 584 00:46:29,375 --> 00:46:31,000 The weather is changing, 585 00:46:31,583 --> 00:46:34,791 must be high blood pressure. 586 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,166 There… 587 00:46:39,416 --> 00:46:41,500 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 588 00:46:45,916 --> 00:46:48,625 -Why did you do that? -Because you are an egoistic narcissist. 589 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:49,958 Have you forgotten we are in hiding? 590 00:46:50,041 --> 00:46:53,541 If you hadn't posted your videos, we wouldn't have had to hide? 591 00:46:54,416 --> 00:46:56,958 Ah, another one. What's the news? 592 00:46:58,541 --> 00:47:01,958 I danced with Visario. 593 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:04,000 With whom? 594 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,125 With the killer who hunts us. Who wants to kill us. 595 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,791 And you're angry with me! 596 00:47:08,875 --> 00:47:10,875 Are you fucking kidding me? 597 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:14,875 You both are doing everything to get us killed as soon as possible. 598 00:47:14,958 --> 00:47:16,708 Don't you get it, guys? 599 00:47:16,791 --> 00:47:19,833 He was running down the hall. Right to our room. 600 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:22,208 -I saved your lives! -Yeah, you could have saved the effort! 601 00:47:22,291 --> 00:47:23,583 because Goshik wasn't there. 602 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:26,333 He was flirting with some crazy feminist. 603 00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:28,333 -Don't call her that. -No? Or else what? 604 00:47:28,416 --> 00:47:32,166 Guys, listen! Do you realize what I had to go through? 605 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:34,083 He's an animal. 606 00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:38,000 Oh, my poor dear, please tell us what he's like. 607 00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,375 You must be so unhappy. 608 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:43,291 You know. 609 00:47:45,375 --> 00:47:46,833 Go to hell, both of you. 610 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:50,166 And I don't care what you wear on the way. 611 00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:11,750 I need a couple more days, I almost found them. 612 00:48:20,041 --> 00:48:22,750 This bastard over here… 613 00:48:25,333 --> 00:48:28,041 He came to me and told me… 614 00:48:29,416 --> 00:48:33,291 that you were at the restaurant yesterday evening. 615 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:35,750 With some woman… 616 00:48:39,083 --> 00:48:40,833 I know you. 617 00:48:41,375 --> 00:48:45,416 You'd never do such thing at work. 618 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:48,500 I wanted to kill him on the spot, 619 00:48:49,291 --> 00:48:51,333 but then I thought - why me? 620 00:48:53,875 --> 00:48:55,333 You do it. 621 00:48:59,041 --> 00:49:00,750 I see 622 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:03,833 you're having trouble finding words to express your gratitude. 623 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:08,166 Don't shoot him in the head. 624 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:11,500 Mexican décor and stuff. 625 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:39,291 You are dead. 626 00:49:40,875 --> 00:49:42,291 How do you say it? 627 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,791 Corre. 628 00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,375 Comprende? 629 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:02,208 -Hi! -Hi! 630 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:07,583 So? Did you manage to pick someone up? 631 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:09,666 -Someone you'd like? -Not yet. 632 00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:16,583 What about that guy on the beach yesterday? 633 00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:19,250 You know, at first I liked him. 634 00:50:20,125 --> 00:50:22,375 He was so polite, he was his true self. 635 00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,958 But he turned out to be a womanizer. 636 00:50:31,875 --> 00:50:33,333 I think 637 00:50:33,958 --> 00:50:37,083 you'll meet him again. 638 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,416 Sometimes we are not what we seem. 639 00:50:39,958 --> 00:50:42,750 I think I'm the problem. 640 00:50:43,916 --> 00:50:45,291 So, what's wrong with me? 641 00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:49,625 You are an incredible girl. 642 00:50:49,708 --> 00:50:51,625 Don't ever doubt yourself. 643 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:55,500 Sorry. 644 00:50:56,250 --> 00:50:57,916 What for? 645 00:50:58,791 --> 00:51:01,083 I hope that one day I will be able to explain it to you. 646 00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:09,625 Check, please. 647 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,583 Just a moment. 648 00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:18,375 It's time for another race. 649 00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:22,291 But only one participant showed up. 650 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:26,625 If any of the athletes are absent, they are considered losers by default. 651 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:30,875 Following close behind, we are watching the next race 652 00:51:30,958 --> 00:51:33,833 between numbers 17 and 32. 653 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:37,875 Number 32 is closing the distance. She has gained speed really fast. 654 00:51:37,958 --> 00:51:39,333 And she falls! 655 00:51:39,416 --> 00:51:41,041 Number 32 is in the water! 656 00:51:41,125 --> 00:51:43,541 Number 32 has been under water for too long! 657 00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:44,750 What happened to her? 658 00:51:44,833 --> 00:51:47,291 I can't see from here! 659 00:51:47,375 --> 00:51:49,791 Number 17 was also unable to stay on the board and fell. 660 00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:54,250 Unfortunately, both athletes are forced to give up our challenge. 661 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:25,625 You! 662 00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:33,208 -I lost because of you! -You… 663 00:52:33,291 --> 00:52:35,666 You know how badly I needed that money. 664 00:52:35,750 --> 00:52:37,500 You… 665 00:52:37,583 --> 00:52:39,208 -I am sorry. -Damn you! 666 00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:51,166 I got you. 667 00:52:58,541 --> 00:53:00,250 Hey, champ, get up! 668 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:01,500 They caught Goshik. 669 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,958 I think Rita put something in my juice. 670 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:12,250 Are you high? 671 00:53:12,333 --> 00:53:14,125 Hey, they got Goshik! 672 00:53:15,208 --> 00:53:16,416 How do you know? 673 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,375 I've got his phone. I've had it all day. 674 00:53:18,458 --> 00:53:19,958 He never goes anywhere without it. 675 00:53:20,583 --> 00:53:21,916 So, what do we do? 676 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,333 Eat a lemon! Wake up! I'm saying, they got Goshik. What do we do? 677 00:53:26,375 --> 00:53:29,291 Well… We've got to use your relationship. 678 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:31,708 Relationship? 679 00:53:31,791 --> 00:53:33,500 Sexual relationship. 680 00:53:33,583 --> 00:53:35,333 Go to Visario. 681 00:53:35,416 --> 00:53:37,291 He knows where Goshik is. 682 00:53:37,375 --> 00:53:41,041 -No… no. Are you crazy? -Listen! 683 00:53:42,833 --> 00:53:44,166 He might get killed. 684 00:53:48,583 --> 00:53:50,208 I might get screwed. 685 00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:51,958 I know. 686 00:53:54,333 --> 00:53:55,541 Fine… 687 00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:00,250 Sexy? 688 00:54:15,916 --> 00:54:18,750 So, where are your friends? 689 00:54:19,791 --> 00:54:21,250 Huh? 690 00:54:23,916 --> 00:54:25,375 Do you even know who I am? 691 00:54:25,458 --> 00:54:26,750 I'm not telling you anything! 692 00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:28,083 My lips are sealed. Got it? 693 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:30,541 -Hey, listen… -I endured epilation! 694 00:54:57,666 --> 00:54:58,875 What do you want? 695 00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:02,916 Hello, Teddy-bear. 696 00:55:05,833 --> 00:55:08,250 I remembered our evening and… 697 00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,541 I got so thirsty as I drove here. 698 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,833 -Let's have a drink. -Hey! Wait. 699 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:18,291 I wasn't expecting you. What are you doing here? 700 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,791 So strange… 701 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:25,708 -Yesterday you were more compliant. -Yesterday I was drunk. 702 00:55:25,791 --> 00:55:27,791 I was drunk and I don't remember anything. 703 00:55:27,875 --> 00:55:30,041 And listen, our conversation… 704 00:55:30,125 --> 00:55:31,541 Yeah, right. Drunk. 705 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,375 Do you find me unattractive? 706 00:55:39,083 --> 00:55:41,166 Unattractive? 707 00:55:41,250 --> 00:55:43,041 Have you seen yourself in the mirror? Unattractive! 708 00:55:43,125 --> 00:55:45,041 You are ugly, you look like a man. 709 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:47,416 Get out of here. 710 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,375 Now! 711 00:55:48,458 --> 00:55:51,666 -Well, it's the 21st century now… -21st century what? Get out! 712 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:52,916 21st century! 713 00:55:56,791 --> 00:55:59,625 You've no idea how flattered I am now. 714 00:56:07,291 --> 00:56:08,458 So, where were we? 715 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,625 Listen up. I am going to cut off one of your ears 716 00:56:13,708 --> 00:56:15,500 and you will tell me where one of your friends is. 717 00:56:15,583 --> 00:56:17,041 Then I'm cutting off your other ear 718 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:19,166 and you will tell me where your other friend is. 719 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:23,166 And if you behave, I'll let you take your ears with you. 720 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:29,166 I'm gonna kill them! 721 00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,500 Hi! 722 00:56:44,125 --> 00:56:45,375 What do you want? 723 00:56:46,833 --> 00:56:48,333 My name is Elliza. 724 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:51,458 So? 725 00:56:52,875 --> 00:56:55,041 I work as a maid at Juan's villa. 726 00:56:55,125 --> 00:56:56,916 You visit frequently, 727 00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,916 so I thought we could… be friends. 728 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:06,250 What is this? 729 00:57:07,291 --> 00:57:08,500 This is borscht. 730 00:57:09,166 --> 00:57:10,250 What? 731 00:57:11,458 --> 00:57:12,583 Borscht. 732 00:57:13,291 --> 00:57:14,125 Borscht? 733 00:57:14,208 --> 00:57:15,250 Borscht. 734 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:16,750 Borscht? 735 00:57:17,833 --> 00:57:18,916 It's really borscht. 736 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:57,500 Okay! 737 00:57:59,791 --> 00:58:00,666 Thank you. 738 00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,458 Now go, OK? 739 00:58:33,333 --> 00:58:34,916 Hi. May I come in? 740 00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,666 I have no time. 741 00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,458 Listen… 742 00:58:38,541 --> 00:58:41,166 I have to tell you something. 743 00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:43,666 -I really have no time. -Fine, I won't bother you. 744 00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:51,791 And this is for adding something to my juice. 745 00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:58,208 Wait! 746 00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:12,916 Put your hands together, because the super finale is starting right now! 747 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:16,791 The two contenders for the cup are number 43, Peggy Williams from Australia, 748 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:20,166 and number 15, Margarita Nichaeva from Russia. 749 00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:24,500 Number 43 is trying to catch the wind, number 15 is following close behind. 750 00:59:24,583 --> 00:59:26,625 Margarita is closing the distance very fast. 751 00:59:26,708 --> 00:59:30,000 She is trying to overhaul the Australian via the outer curve. 752 00:59:30,083 --> 00:59:33,666 The Australian doesn't budge. She doesn't let her pass. 753 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:40,625 My friends! Please cheer our winner from Australia! 754 00:59:45,250 --> 00:59:46,500 So who won? 755 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,500 That Australian. 756 00:59:48,583 --> 00:59:51,208 Wait, you were supposed to be there. 757 00:59:51,291 --> 00:59:53,166 Who was there instead? 758 00:59:58,208 --> 01:00:00,250 You have no idea what you did. 759 01:00:01,791 --> 01:00:04,291 You have no idea how much I needed to win. 760 01:00:04,958 --> 01:00:07,291 I could have saved my friends and myself. 761 01:00:10,083 --> 01:00:11,875 What's going on? 762 01:00:13,583 --> 01:00:15,291 It's a long story. 763 01:00:16,916 --> 01:00:18,333 In short, 764 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:20,791 someone is trying to hunt us down and kill us. 765 01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:23,541 That's why we had to dress like women. 766 01:00:23,625 --> 01:00:26,500 But that time on the beach I was my true self. 767 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,083 I… 768 01:00:29,833 --> 01:00:32,416 The girl who interrupted us was my… well. 769 01:00:33,541 --> 01:00:35,333 -My loser of a friend. -Man. 770 01:00:36,750 --> 01:00:37,583 Sorry. 771 01:00:39,833 --> 01:00:41,708 You are a bunch of idiots. 772 01:00:58,166 --> 01:00:59,750 You have three seconds. 773 01:01:08,875 --> 01:01:10,125 The medallion? 774 01:01:32,666 --> 01:01:33,916 Here's the thing. 775 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,083 It's just a syringe, and it contains nothing but normal saline. 776 01:01:37,166 --> 01:01:39,250 And some air in the end. 777 01:01:39,333 --> 01:01:42,208 As soon as the air gets into your veins, 778 01:01:42,291 --> 01:01:44,458 nothing can save you from death. 779 01:01:44,541 --> 01:01:48,791 You will be killed by the air, by nothing, by emptiness. 780 01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:53,333 So do breathe carefully, remember the smell of the air, 781 01:01:53,416 --> 01:01:55,875 otherwise it will kill you sooner or later. Got me? 782 01:02:09,958 --> 01:02:12,041 Kite six-six-six, 783 01:02:12,125 --> 01:02:14,333 Leshka Smoler zero-one, 784 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:16,291 Nagiyev Universal, 785 01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:19,083 shoe shop 786 01:02:19,166 --> 01:02:21,791 and my other one hundred and thirty-three subscribers! 787 01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:26,125 My dearest friends, 788 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:27,750 have a good time, 789 01:02:27,833 --> 01:02:31,833 watch my old videos again and remember that it's… 790 01:02:32,458 --> 01:02:36,833 To hell with that! It's Gosha Vetrov. 791 01:02:38,458 --> 01:02:39,750 Bye! 792 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:44,000 Guys, I've come to realize just now that you were good friends. 793 01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:46,083 You too, dude. 794 01:02:46,166 --> 01:02:48,791 If you are my friend, kill me. 795 01:02:48,875 --> 01:02:50,416 What? 796 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:52,791 Come on. Just take the knife, 797 01:02:52,875 --> 01:02:54,916 drive it through my heart and it's over. 798 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,458 Man, I hate to break it to you, but we only have a butter knife, 799 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:58,958 and it's short and dull. 800 01:02:59,041 --> 01:03:01,250 It won't reach your heart. 801 01:03:01,958 --> 01:03:03,791 Use your imagination. 802 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:07,500 I'd rather have a real friend kill me than those thugs. 803 01:03:13,333 --> 01:03:14,833 Fine, I'll die first. 804 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:24,333 I know a way to save you, 805 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,750 but I need help. 806 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,500 Messieurs special agents. 807 01:03:29,583 --> 01:03:30,750 {\an8}SPECIAL OPERATIONS AGENCY 808 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:33,291 {\an8}Secret blueprints for the Axle Jack ballistic missile were stolen. 809 01:03:33,375 --> 01:03:37,000 We suspect the theft was organized by a certain Juan Crivejos. 810 01:03:37,083 --> 01:03:39,375 Also known as Vanka the Doctor. 811 01:03:39,458 --> 01:03:44,250 We know that he is going to sell the blueprints to one of the superstates. 812 01:03:44,333 --> 01:03:49,291 This is why one of our agents needs to infiltrate the villa 813 01:03:49,375 --> 01:03:52,000 and make sure the blueprints are there. 814 01:03:52,083 --> 01:03:53,916 We always see Juan surrounded by women, 815 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:57,833 so the best decision would probably be to send a female agent. 816 01:03:58,833 --> 01:04:00,500 Juan is obsessed with cockfighting. 817 01:04:00,583 --> 01:04:03,500 If we steal his champion and then return it, 818 01:04:03,583 --> 01:04:06,166 that could be the perfect way to get on his good side. 819 01:04:10,541 --> 01:04:12,541 The key point is to gain access to his villa. 820 01:04:13,958 --> 01:04:18,041 And the competition winner will be invited to be the queen of the ball. 821 01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,625 You have to win. 822 01:04:20,708 --> 01:04:22,833 I order you to neutralize your competitors. 823 01:04:24,583 --> 01:04:26,250 You have no idea what you did. 824 01:04:26,333 --> 01:04:28,125 You failed your mission. 825 01:04:28,208 --> 01:04:30,250 Return home. 826 01:04:30,333 --> 01:04:32,500 Now you know who I am and who my employer is. 827 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:35,041 If we make it to the villa 828 01:04:35,125 --> 01:04:37,708 and find the safe containing the classified blueprints, 829 01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:40,791 the villa will be taken by assault. We'll get Juan. 830 01:04:41,375 --> 01:04:43,416 And we'll help you get back home. 831 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,166 Awesome, we have two options, one worse than the other. 832 01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,000 We either stay here to be killed, 833 01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,541 or we go to Juan's villa where we'll be killed too. 834 01:04:50,208 --> 01:04:52,083 You know, guys. 835 01:04:52,166 --> 01:04:55,000 I think we've spent enough time being women, 836 01:04:55,083 --> 01:04:57,541 now it's time to be real men. 837 01:04:58,166 --> 01:04:59,583 Spot on. 838 01:04:59,666 --> 01:05:01,666 Let's go, musketeers! 839 01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:04,000 -Athos. -Aramis. 840 01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:06,583 Constance, then. 841 01:05:08,083 --> 01:05:09,625 But there's one problem. 842 01:05:10,208 --> 01:05:12,250 I have no idea how to get there. 843 01:05:19,875 --> 01:05:21,083 Hi. 844 01:05:21,166 --> 01:05:22,541 What's up? 845 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:25,750 Are you feeling sick, girl? 846 01:05:25,833 --> 01:05:27,375 Yeah, I'm sick. 847 01:05:28,041 --> 01:05:29,958 But not a girl. 848 01:05:30,041 --> 01:05:32,375 Sorry, I heard you talk to Visario, 849 01:05:32,458 --> 01:05:34,625 and I know you work as a maid for Juan. 850 01:05:34,708 --> 01:05:37,416 We need your help. I'll explain later, let's go! 851 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,791 This is Juan's villa. 852 01:05:38,875 --> 01:05:41,750 This is parking, the security house and his personal brothel. 853 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,916 The illegal casino is on the first floor, the office is on the second. 854 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,125 The door is red. 855 01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:48,208 The safe is in the office. 856 01:05:48,750 --> 01:05:50,333 Illegal casino. 857 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:52,916 Does anyone play poker? 858 01:06:03,416 --> 01:06:05,458 I admit, it's rather dangerous, 859 01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:08,166 but I think I know how to get the money you need. 860 01:06:09,541 --> 01:06:11,750 Juan is a keen gambler, and he's a sore loser. 861 01:06:11,833 --> 01:06:15,125 And if we manage to outplay him, he'll spend his whole night at the table. 862 01:06:15,208 --> 01:06:19,041 Hold up, how do we get in without an invitation? 863 01:06:19,791 --> 01:06:20,958 Wait… 864 01:06:29,916 --> 01:06:31,375 They have male names on them… 865 01:08:11,291 --> 01:08:13,125 Fine, we got the girls sorted. 866 01:08:13,791 --> 01:08:15,375 But how do we get in? 867 01:08:29,458 --> 01:08:30,666 Good evening! 868 01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,791 We're looking for a job here. 869 01:08:35,875 --> 01:08:38,541 Sugarpie, it's not a taxi in Moscow. 870 01:08:38,625 --> 01:08:40,833 I don't hire everyone. 871 01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:45,208 Listen, this job has been our joint dream since the ninth grade. 872 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,875 Yeah, we moved to Moscow for this. 873 01:08:49,958 --> 01:08:52,375 What can you do? 874 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:54,583 Me? Well… 875 01:08:56,791 --> 01:08:58,833 -Borscht. -Borscht. 876 01:08:58,916 --> 01:09:00,750 If you know what I mean. 877 01:09:00,833 --> 01:09:02,958 Boob job? 878 01:09:03,708 --> 01:09:05,833 Cake job. 879 01:09:06,541 --> 01:09:08,541 What about your lips? 880 01:09:13,291 --> 01:09:17,083 I'm a former athlete, I have strong legs. 881 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:24,375 I'm sure no one will be running out without paying. 882 01:09:24,458 --> 01:09:25,750 Thank you. 883 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:29,041 And speaking of me, I… 884 01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,958 That will do. 885 01:09:36,041 --> 01:09:39,166 Tomorrow is your first day. 886 01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:18,541 Well, gentlemen, would you mind keeping us company? 887 01:11:18,625 --> 01:11:20,625 Do we have a choice? 888 01:11:20,708 --> 01:11:22,375 Just so you know, we are former athletes. 889 01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:24,666 Especially one of us. 890 01:11:24,750 --> 01:11:26,375 All of the security is around Juan, 891 01:11:26,458 --> 01:11:29,416 and while you are playing, we can look for the blueprints. 892 01:11:31,083 --> 01:11:32,708 What's that smell? 893 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:36,416 The smell of a man? 894 01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:39,291 No, there's definitely no smell of a man. 895 01:11:39,375 --> 01:11:41,041 Off you go. 896 01:11:41,125 --> 01:11:42,791 It's strange… 897 01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:48,250 Twenty-one. 898 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,875 What about another round? 899 01:12:31,083 --> 01:12:33,083 -What color is the door? -Blue. 900 01:12:38,250 --> 01:12:39,916 Something cracked! 901 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,875 -Why do I even go to gym? -What are you doing? 902 01:12:43,666 --> 01:12:45,750 Trying to open the door to the blueprints. 903 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,666 It's not Juan's office. 904 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:50,416 What do you mean? You just said the door is blue! 905 01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:54,791 He came up here and asked me what color the door is. And I said "blue"… 906 01:12:56,458 --> 01:13:00,541 What's the color of the door to Juan's office? 907 01:13:02,666 --> 01:13:04,000 Red. 908 01:13:12,166 --> 01:13:14,041 -Ram this door, Phil, come on! -Once more. 909 01:13:14,125 --> 01:13:17,041 -You do it, you are heavier. -I can't, I have sensitive skin. 910 01:13:20,875 --> 01:13:22,625 -Okay! -Wait. 911 01:13:23,666 --> 01:13:25,541 Oh! Ouch! 912 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:27,791 Let's use a life hack. 913 01:13:34,583 --> 01:13:35,708 Done. 914 01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:38,166 -No way! -The pin is stuck. 915 01:13:44,125 --> 01:13:45,500 Gentlemen, I raise. 916 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:47,583 I call. 917 01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:52,291 I fold. I have to powder… 918 01:13:56,666 --> 01:13:57,958 My hands. 919 01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:09,041 We need to take a break. 920 01:14:09,125 --> 01:14:10,250 Break the door? 921 01:14:10,333 --> 01:14:12,500 No, I mean a snack break. I'm exhausted. 922 01:14:12,583 --> 01:14:14,916 Guys, what about this? 923 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,458 Are you gonna dig through marble? Are you crazy? 924 01:14:17,541 --> 01:14:19,208 What the hell, you idiots? 925 01:14:19,291 --> 01:14:21,250 The door is armored, I just… 926 01:14:27,833 --> 01:14:30,416 Right, after we did all the work. 927 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,166 Ladies first. 928 01:14:32,875 --> 01:14:34,083 Funny. 929 01:14:34,958 --> 01:14:36,875 You do realize he is insane. 930 01:14:36,958 --> 01:14:38,791 Look in the least obvious place. 931 01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:53,166 We need the code. 932 01:14:53,250 --> 01:14:55,833 I know, try the maiden name of Juan's mother. 933 01:14:57,541 --> 01:14:58,416 Why? 934 01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,625 Yeah. 935 01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:04,000 Where's my Guapo? 936 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:06,416 Try Guapo. 937 01:15:13,958 --> 01:15:15,583 So, where are the blueprints? 938 01:15:16,833 --> 01:15:19,083 I don't know, they could have fallen… 939 01:15:20,625 --> 01:15:22,208 Guys. 940 01:15:22,833 --> 01:15:25,916 We gotta go! Use the back door, I'll go find the girls. 941 01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,791 What? Come on! Let's go. 942 01:15:29,833 --> 01:15:31,500 We have to go right now. 943 01:15:31,583 --> 01:15:33,208 Fine, it's the last round. 944 01:15:34,916 --> 01:15:36,708 So, gentlemen, 945 01:15:38,125 --> 01:15:39,916 what do you say… 946 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:46,083 if we finish this game somewhere else. 947 01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:55,250 Hello, Jojo. 948 01:16:08,333 --> 01:16:10,125 God! 949 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:12,625 How pathetic! 950 01:16:14,041 --> 01:16:16,666 I feel sorry for you. You look like clowns. 951 01:16:16,750 --> 01:16:18,500 Did you really think I'd fall for it? 952 01:16:18,583 --> 01:16:21,583 Did you think I'd believe you are a blonde girl? 953 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:23,500 With those feet and facial hair. 954 01:16:30,583 --> 01:16:32,125 Wake up! 955 01:16:32,791 --> 01:16:35,916 Hello, piglet. Welcome to the plate. 956 01:16:36,541 --> 01:16:38,625 I solemnly swear 957 01:16:38,708 --> 01:16:41,041 that you, fat ass, will be the last to die. 958 01:16:41,125 --> 01:16:42,875 In your own fat. 959 01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:43,916 Please forgive me. 960 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,958 I don't get enough sleep with this chasing business. 961 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:51,083 -How do you keep going? -Where is… the cock? 962 01:16:51,166 --> 01:16:52,916 They cooked the cock! 963 01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:55,083 Juan, where are the blueprints? 964 01:16:55,166 --> 01:16:57,500 The blueprints are stored on a flash drive, 965 01:16:57,583 --> 01:16:59,541 the flash drive is inside a locket, 966 01:16:59,625 --> 01:17:01,250 the locket is on the cock 967 01:17:01,333 --> 01:17:02,875 that you cooked! 968 01:17:02,958 --> 01:17:06,750 Listen, I still don't understand, to be frank. 969 01:17:06,833 --> 01:17:09,625 Even if you had a plan, it is weird to say the least. 970 01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,625 It's even worse than ours! 971 01:17:10,708 --> 01:17:13,416 Now I understand why he got so angry about the cock! 972 01:17:13,500 --> 01:17:15,208 We sneaked into your villa, 973 01:17:15,291 --> 01:17:16,666 we opened your safe. 974 01:17:16,750 --> 01:17:18,708 So, kill us, but let the girls go. 975 01:17:23,583 --> 01:17:24,750 You're a girl too, right? 976 01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,958 Well… yeah… 977 01:17:27,958 --> 01:17:28,958 A girl. 978 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:31,458 All right. 979 01:17:31,541 --> 01:17:35,750 Boom. Boom. Boom. 980 01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:37,750 Boom. Boom. 981 01:17:37,833 --> 01:17:38,875 -What? -Boom! 982 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,041 That's right. 983 01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:42,500 Boom. 984 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:44,541 Boom. 985 01:17:44,625 --> 01:17:48,791 Elliza, this is exactly what I thought our first date would look like. 986 01:17:48,875 --> 01:17:51,041 Except for the murders, of course. 987 01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:54,125 It's very sweet, but the timing is wrong. 988 01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:56,958 Cut out their livers 989 01:17:57,041 --> 01:17:59,583 and put the organs into containers. 990 01:18:04,875 --> 01:18:06,750 I will save us. 991 01:18:10,041 --> 01:18:11,083 I guess I won't. 992 01:18:16,208 --> 01:18:17,791 Forgive me. 993 01:18:25,333 --> 01:18:30,125 Azure color has spilled 994 01:18:32,125 --> 01:18:35,541 It spilled over our vests 995 01:18:35,625 --> 01:18:37,958 Over our caps 996 01:18:38,041 --> 01:18:40,000 I want our lives 997 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:25,916 He won't do it. 998 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,125 He won't! 999 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,541 He did it! He did it! 1000 01:20:06,166 --> 01:20:07,750 So, what are we going to do now? 1001 01:20:08,791 --> 01:20:10,750 We only need to find the flash drive. 1002 01:20:12,916 --> 01:20:14,291 So, where is it? 1003 01:20:22,041 --> 01:20:24,500 No… no, what the hell? 1004 01:20:24,583 --> 01:20:26,291 It won't work. 1005 01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:29,375 After the chicken soup, I haven't yet been to the… 1006 01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:34,000 You have to. 1007 01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:36,000 The Motherland will be forever grateful. 1008 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:43,041 Well, as long as the Motherland is involved… 1009 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:20,625 Listen, you could ask me out and pay for the dinner, if you'd like. 1010 01:21:21,333 --> 01:21:22,583 You're an idiot! 1011 01:21:22,666 --> 01:21:25,458 You were so vocal about equality… I don't mind. 1012 01:21:25,541 --> 01:21:27,250 Not as bad as this. 1013 01:21:27,333 --> 01:21:30,000 Okay, fine, I can pay for the dinner, 1014 01:21:30,083 --> 01:21:31,916 but you have to ask me out. 1015 01:21:32,750 --> 01:21:34,916 First I have to subscribe to your Instagram. 1016 01:21:35,625 --> 01:21:37,541 Ah, I see. 1017 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:40,291 Relax! Let's create a joint account. 1018 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:41,791 Okay! 1019 01:21:49,541 --> 01:21:50,833 So… 1020 01:21:50,916 --> 01:21:53,625 Can I hope to get more practice with you? 1021 01:21:53,708 --> 01:21:55,750 Yes, you can. 1022 01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:57,666 But it won't necessarily happen. 1023 01:22:11,375 --> 01:22:12,625 Keep it for now. 1024 01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:15,000 I washed it. 1025 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:26,666 You know, I don't want to lose a friend who taught me to cook borscht. 1026 01:22:45,333 --> 01:22:48,208 Wait, how are we gonna get back home? 1027 01:22:48,291 --> 01:22:49,416 We don't have passports. 1028 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:51,083 I know a way. 1029 01:23:27,291 --> 01:23:30,708 Excuse me, sir, five vodkas, please. 1030 01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:34,666 -We don't have vodka. -Boy. 1031 01:23:35,333 --> 01:23:37,875 Don't you get it? Get us some vodka. 1032 01:23:40,958 --> 01:23:42,625 We are going home. 1033 01:23:47,291 --> 01:23:49,833 Yes, sure. 1034 01:24:47,041 --> 01:24:50,166 {\an8}This blonde chick… 1035 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:53,000 It's your fault! 1036 01:24:57,333 --> 01:24:59,291 On the count of three. One… 1037 01:25:01,916 --> 01:25:04,291 I haven't done anything, why are you screaming? 1038 01:25:05,375 --> 01:25:08,333 -I'm a pro, I haven't taken a sip. -A little more? 1039 01:25:08,416 --> 01:25:10,708 I moved my Adam's apple and didn't swallow. 1040 01:25:15,833 --> 01:25:17,583 It's not a movie about a wedding. 1041 01:25:19,208 --> 01:25:22,125 -Technical stop. -Let's do it again… 1042 01:25:23,208 --> 01:25:25,333 No, no. Please, tell me I didn't! 1043 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:30,250 I'm gonna ace this scene. 1044 01:25:38,958 --> 01:25:40,500 What a bitch! 67841

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