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Previously on Bob Hearts Abishola...
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I am taking the day
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to explore new employment opportunities
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outside of MaxDot.
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I feel I am underappreciated here,
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and would like to find a place that...
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values me.
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Christina has left.
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Now you will need to replace her
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with someone qualified,
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who has great knowledge of
the workings of the company.
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That's exactly right.
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I usually am.
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Congratulations, Kofo.
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- Excuse me?
- Mr. Wheeler, you said "Kofo."
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My name is "Goodwin."
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I know, but Kofo came up
with the outlet store idea.
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Plus, he worked
with Christina rebranding
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our socks, and she left him
a glowing recommendation.
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You want Kofo?
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The Kofo that sleeps in my garage?
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Yes, Goodwin.
We need you down on the floor.
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You're our guy.
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Your floor guy.
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Douglas, I need you
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to process some returns.
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Well, since you asked so nicely.
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It's weird not having
Kofo working with us.
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- It is fine.
- You guys were like Batman and Robin.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And Bob went and promoted Robin.
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Unless...
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Was Kofo Batman all along?
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I am Batman.
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We need more tape.
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You should have been the one
to get the gig, if you ask me.
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- I did not ask you.
- You've been here longer than Kofo.
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Hell, you've been here longer than Bob.
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What's it been... 20 years?
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Twenty-five.
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I don't know how you do it.
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People come, and people go,
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and you're always right here.
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Year after year after year.
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Please, stop.
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It's comforting, really, knowing
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no matter where life takes you,
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you can always come back
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to this warehouse, and snap a selfie
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in front of Mount Goodwin.
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- Where do I put these?
- Put what?
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Hold them in the tunnel so I can
see what you are referencing.
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You okay? You don't look so good.
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I'm fine.
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Hey, check out
the new marketing director.
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- Looking good, Kofo.
- Thank you.
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I hope you don't mind, Cousin,
but I borrowed your suit.
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That one is my favorite.
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Make sure to bury me in it.
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Goodwin!
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What happened?
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You passed out at work.
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Oh. Is it serious?
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Maybe I should get the doctor.
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Oh. Tell me.
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Goodwin,
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there is no easy way to say this.
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You had a...
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- panic attack.
- No.
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Surely it must be
something more serious.
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I'm sorry. We ran all the tests.
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Your body is fine.
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The issue is...
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psychological.
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Impossible.
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Nigerians do not have
psychological issues.
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What will I tell my family?
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I'm sure they'll understand.
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Would you understand?
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No.
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Do not worry, Tiwa.
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I will do the right thing
for you and the children.
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What are you talking about?
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God forbid, you need a new husband,
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I will be happy to step into that role.
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I will be happy to step off a bridge
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before marrying you.
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Because I would always
remind you of Goodwin.
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Because you would
always remind me of you.
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Tiwa, hey.
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Hello.
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I'm so sorry to see you again
under these circumstances.
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Ah. _
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Tiwa, what a lovely thing
to say about Mr. Wheeler.
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Nice try, Kofo, but I got the gist.
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Ah.
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That one I didn't get.
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Nothing. Just more pleasantries.
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There he is.
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Oh.
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So is he gonna be all right?
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I'll tell you later.
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Let him finish lying to his wife.
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Hello, Mother.
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What are you doing here?
I thought you quit the family.
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I did not quit the family.
I quit the business.
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Same difference.
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Bob asked me to give you a ride home.
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He's still at the hospital with Goodwin.
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How is Goodwin?
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- He's gonna be fine.
- Good.
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Because I care about the
people that work for me,
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and don't betray me.
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I didn't betray you.
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Mm-hmm.
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But I did what I had to do for myself,
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and I'm so glad because
it's really paying off.
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Wait. You got a job already?
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Yes. I have a job...
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finding a new job,
which really is a full-time job.
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Got it. You ain't working.
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What are you doing?
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Saving you the embarrassment of asking.
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Mom, I do not want your money.
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Just take it.
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- No.
- You don't have
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to cash it right away,
but you'll feel better
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knowing it's in your purse,
like ChapStick
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or a handgun.
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Okay, that makes sense.
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We should do this once a week.
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Our own little supper club.
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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That way,
we can make sure that you are both
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- eating well.
- Mm-hmm.
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Bob, you are looking very thin.
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Oh, thank you. I'm actually
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just doing smaller portions these days.
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Uh, Abishola,
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a fat husband is a happy husband.
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That no other woman wants.
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So, Bob,
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how is work?
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Tell us tales of socks and glory.
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Well, work's a little weird right now.
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I heard Goodwin had an
attack of the panic.
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She did not hear it from me.
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It's on Kemi's Facebook.
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She heard it from me.
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He's having a hard time
with Kofo's promotion.
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I tried to explain it to him.
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Why would you do that?
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Well, because he's upset.
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Why do you care?
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Bob wants his employees to like him.
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Oh, Bob.
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What? It's a family company.
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I want them to feel like family.
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- And you tell them this?
- Of course.
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No wonder they are so soft and panicky.
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And happy.
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It is a factory.
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What are you, Willy Wonka?
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Can we please just talk
about something else?
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So, Abishola,
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how is your work?
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Oh, yesterday,
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we had a three-hour mandatory
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sensitivity training.
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Sensitivity to what?
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To each other.
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The whole world has gone mad.
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I'm just feeling a little rudderless.
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I mean, I know I have a toolset, but...
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sometimes I feel like I
left them out in the yard
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and they got all rusty.
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Does that make sense?
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No.
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I've only ever had one job in my life
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and it was given to me by my mommy
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and I don't know what I'm gonna do next.
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I understand that.
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When my husband died
and left me nothing,
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I was also... rudderless.
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What did you do?
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I grew a rudder.
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I could not afford a
caterer for his funeral,
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so I did all the cooking myself.
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And of course...
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I was amazing at it.
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That's nice.
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He helped you find your passion
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by dying and leaving you nothing.
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Well, I'm not lucky enough
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to be poor and have a dead husband.
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Christina.
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There is only one
person who can tell you
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what you should do next.
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- Me.
- No. The Babalawo.
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The baba-who?
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He's a Yoruba priest
who ascertains the future
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through communicating
with the spirit world.
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Oh, my God.
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That is exactly who I need to talk to.
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There he is!
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Welcome back, buddy.
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Hello, everyone. I'm fine.
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They were all worried about you, Cousin.
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There was nothing to worry about.
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It was just a mild heart attack.
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I thought it was a panic attack.
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Of the heart... are you a doctor?
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- No.
- Then do not speak of this!
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Back to work, everyone!
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Hang on, hang on.
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Now we're all thrilled Goodwin's back,
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but let his little episode
serve as a reminder
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mental health matters!
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Oh, dear God.
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Now if any of you are
feeling too stressed,
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I want you to listen to your bodies,
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and take a break so you
don't faint like Goodwin.
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And while he's recovering
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he's going to be on "light duty."
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Okay? I see him lift anything
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over ten pounds, it'll be your asses.
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I am not wearing this.
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Look, I know it's a pain,
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but it's for your own good.
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And insurance purposes.
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I would like to be allowed to do my job.
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Well, right now
your job is to get better.
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You start feeling shaky,
you take a break.
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I refuse.
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It wasn't really a request.
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It was an order.
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I refuse the order.
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Come on, man, don't be like that.
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We're a family here.
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What are you going to do,
put me in a timeout, Papa?
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You know what? Yeah.
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Grab your stuff... you're going home!
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Fine!
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Can I go home, Papa?
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Not today.
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Not today.
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No!
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It is such an honor
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to be in front of a real Yoruba priest.
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I am but a messenger for Ifa,
our God of wisdom.
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I'm also a notary, if you have
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any documents that need guidance.
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So how do we start this?
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Do you need a lock of my hair?
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Also, if it helps, I am
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easily hypnotized.
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Just take the divination chain
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and express any questions you have
275
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,028
for Ifa to the Babalawo.
276
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,725
And I will place the chain
on the divination board
277
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,772
so Ifa can send his answer back to me.
278
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,904
Let me show you.
279
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:30,864
Is Chukwuemeka my soul mate?
280
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,300
Kemi,
281
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,781
you ask this every week,
and the answer is always no.
282
00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,173
Ask again!
283
00:11:43,357 --> 00:11:45,574
Ooh! Oh, this is interesting.
284
00:11:45,917 --> 00:11:47,707
- What?
- He says no again.
285
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,275
I should just go to the
Babalawo by the airport.
286
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:52,755
He only tells you what you want to hear.
287
00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:54,061
Exactly.
288
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,629
Christina, go ahead.
289
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:05,115
Oh, holy Ifa...
290
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,380
...please tell me if
I made a huge mistake
291
00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,034
quitting my job
292
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,080
or if I'm on the right path.
293
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,127
* Amen. *
294
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,542
Ifa says you cannot move forward
295
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,413
because something is holding you back.
296
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,156
Some dark force.
297
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,375
Like a demon?
298
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,160
Is Christina possessed?
299
00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:53,424
It is not in you.
300
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,482
Oh.
301
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:56,384
But it is near you.
302
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,214
Is it me?
303
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,086
It has hair of yellow.
304
00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,872
And the voice of a crow.
305
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:10,877
Oh, my God.
306
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,661
- What?
- What?
307
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,011
The yellow crow is my mother.
308
00:13:16,404 --> 00:13:18,406
Okay, my turn.
309
00:13:19,930 --> 00:13:22,231
_
310
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,762
- Kofo.
- Oh!
311
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,143
Hello, Cousin.
312
00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:30,244
You startled me.
313
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,202
I am hiding from my wife.
314
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:34,857
Because she emasculates you
and makes you feel small?
315
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,817
Because I was sent home early
and I do not want her to know.
316
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:40,471
Because she emasculates you
and makes you feel small.
317
00:13:40,515 --> 00:13:41,951
Just shut up!
318
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,128
I'm going to stay here a little longer.
319
00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,261
Take as much time as you need.
320
00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,872
As long as you don't mind me
finishing my jigsaw puzzle.
321
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,875
Why do you do these stupid things?
322
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:55,008
They are very calming after a long day.
323
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,097
Oh, ridiculous.
324
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:04,017
It is called "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs."
325
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:07,237
You are good at this.
326
00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,326
Yes, I am.
327
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,635
You are good at so many things.
328
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:16,116
And just because I am better
than you at one thing,
329
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,205
does not take away all the
things you are good at.
330
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:19,423
Just shut up and do the puzzle.
331
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,605
And thank you.
332
00:14:33,691 --> 00:14:34,791
_
333
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,919
Thank you so much for helping.
334
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,878
If the Babalawo thinks
this will be good for you,
335
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,227
then I do, too.
336
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,055
For the record, i-it's not
337
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,492
that I feel my mother is evil,
338
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,929
it's more like her hold on me is evil.
339
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:50,019
This will cover you either way.
340
00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,673
Oh, good.
341
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,501
All right, let's do this.
342
00:14:57,635 --> 00:14:59,376
Is there a chant?
343
00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,248
- No.
- Can I do one?
344
00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:02,379
It cannot hurt.
345
00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,729
Ah, okay.
346
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,688
Um...
347
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:20,093
* Sail away, sail away *
348
00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:22,530
* Sail away *
349
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:25,576
* Sail away, sail away, sail... *
350
00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,536
What the hell are you doing?
351
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,581
A spiritual cleanse
352
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,975
so I can fully embrace my future.
353
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,064
Oh, for crying out loud.
354
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,327
Actually, Mom,
355
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,547
since you're up.
356
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,984
- What's that?
- The check you gave me.
357
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,681
So I can... * Sail away, sail away *
358
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:46,075
* Sail away. *
359
00:15:46,119 --> 00:15:47,337
Did you put her up to this?
360
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,297
- No, the Babalawo did.
- Mm-hmm.
361
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,256
Okay, clearly I'm still asleep.
362
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,000
Mom, I love you, but I can't
363
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:01,134
keep doing the same stuff
and expect things to change.
364
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,151
I'm not taking back the check.
365
00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:04,528
You need it.
366
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,313
Well, then,
I'm just gonna set this right here.
367
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,925
So this is what I get
for trying to help you.
368
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,753
Now you want to cut me out of your life.
369
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,969
No, that's not what I am doing.
370
00:16:14,008 --> 00:16:16,758
All I ever wanted was
what's best for you.
371
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:20,327
I know that's what you think,
but it's done the opposite.
372
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,024
You may not want to hear this,
but I think
373
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,765
you turned out pretty okay.
374
00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:25,723
You do?
375
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,899
And I hate that you don't see that.
376
00:16:29,170 --> 00:16:31,077
Me, too.
377
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,861
I'm sorry I want to take care of you,
378
00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:35,168
but you're my baby girl.
379
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,039
And I always will be.
380
00:16:38,886 --> 00:16:41,249
_
381
00:16:42,259 --> 00:16:43,872
All right, ladies,
382
00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,387
even though we are on light duty,
383
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,789
that does not mean we
take our duties lightly.
384
00:16:48,583 --> 00:16:50,009
We are the last line
385
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:53,490
of defense between this
company and a substandard sock.
386
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:56,667
So grab your stickers and
find those irregularities!
387
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,408
Are you gonna be like this all day?
388
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,628
- Like what?
- Never mind.
389
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,197
What are you doing?
390
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,112
Admiring my cousin's spirit.
391
00:17:06,155 --> 00:17:08,070
He may be broken on the inside,
392
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,419
but you would never know it.
393
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,052
How bad is it?
394
00:17:11,148 --> 00:17:13,902
Last night,
we did a jigsaw puzzle together.
395
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,383
Ah, geez.
396
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:17,819
Found one!
397
00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,147
Very good, Shirley.
398
00:17:19,193 --> 00:17:21,823
I would have never spotted
that flawed gusset.
399
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:24,347
And I'm blind in one eye.
400
00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:29,178
Excuse me, ladies,
can you give us a minute?
401
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:30,658
Uh, take some socks with you.
402
00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,486
Whatever.
403
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,014
You know,
404
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,842
you and I are the only two
405
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,931
who can do every job in this company.
406
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:44,889
Clearly not every job.
407
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,327
All right.
408
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:50,112
I'm sorry for the way I
handled promoting Kofo.
409
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,374
I should've talked to you first.
410
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,419
Nonsense.
411
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,898
You are the boss.
412
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,074
You have the right to break the hearts
413
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,945
of your employees.
414
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,512
Look, it was a tough call,
415
00:17:58,555 --> 00:18:00,122
but you got to make those decisions
416
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,732
when you're in charge... you'll see.
417
00:18:02,377 --> 00:18:03,430
What do you mean?
418
00:18:04,154 --> 00:18:05,649
One day, I'm gonna step aside
419
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,347
and you're gonna be the unfortunate soul
420
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,652
that has to deal with it.
421
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:12,134
You want me to be in charge of MaxDot?
422
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:14,180
Eventually.
423
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,573
Who else can I trust
this place with, Douglas?
424
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,709
Very funny, Mr. Wheeler.
425
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,841
And I am honored.
426
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,930
No, Goodwin.
427
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:28,672
- It's my honor.
- Ah.
428
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,717
So when?
429
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,545
Huh?
430
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,068
When will I be taking over?
431
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,852
I don't know. A few years, maybe.
432
00:18:35,571 --> 00:18:37,159
I will need you to be more specific.
433
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,118
And put it in writing.
434
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:47,474
Big changes are coming, ladies.
435
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,866
You will see.
436
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,738
But do not worry.
437
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:52,435
After I come to power,
438
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,612
I will remember those who stood by me.
439
00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:58,702
Did you hit your head when you fainted?
440
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:01,662
Okay, Rita is out.
Shirley, you are my new number two.
441
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,012
- What?
- I said, you're my number two!
442
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:06,710
Go to lunch, back at 2:00.
443
00:19:10,256 --> 00:19:12,107
Rita!
444
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,935
I have reconsidered.
445
00:19:13,978 --> 00:19:16,285
Your future is once again bright.
446
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,678
Whatever.
447
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,202
Yes, indeed!
448
00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,465
Big changes coming.
449
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:24,032
You definitely hit your head.
450
00:19:53,377 --> 00:19:56,074
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